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We're back for season 18 of We're Back for Sibling Watchery.
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No, Sibling Watchery happened when we talked about the. Were you not there for the promo looks? That's Sibling Watchery, babe.
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That was a preseason. That was preseason. We are back for Sibling watchery. We're reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race season 18.
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Yes, 18 whole seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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It has been 10 years since I walked into that workroom or until it aired.
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It's been 10 years since I auditioned for season eight.
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So how many years of business? You were on Drag Race. So eight. Yeah, I did math.
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I did the math and you answered some meth. Before the show's up, we're gonna talk about that.
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Just a little.
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Just a few.
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Something I gotta say off rip. I'm very excited about this cast. Something about this cast has reinvigorated my love for RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Well, they told us 19 times. They're all. A bunch of them are over 30. They will not stop telling us that they're over 30 to have this.
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I'm excited for it.
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I'm actually happy they're over 30.
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Also, I was watching a little bit of the Pit Stop with Bianca and Plastique. Bianca and Plastique. And I, I gotta say, y', all, if you are watching the Pit Stop and thinking to yourself, my God. There were no criticisms. Do not worry, we got you covered.
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Oh, really? Were they really nice there?
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Like, it was.
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See, people swear it's me girl.
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Like, a girl would pop up, and they'd just be like, I love, like, a girl's outfit pop up. They'd be like, her personality is shining.
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I'm telling y'. All, that is what the new era of hips off is. They are being very complimentary to the girls because I think because of podcast.
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Because something to do with me, because.
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Of people like Vav the drag queen and Willem Beli and. And some other girls. They're trying to make the girls feel nice where they can.
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And the views are down. I will say, too. So we. You know who did not have that mindset?
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Mistress of Bel Khalees Almasar. Oh, yeah, she was gray.
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We'll get into that.
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So also, I want to say, yeah, like, watching this episode.
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This was a great.
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In my humble opinion, great first episode of Drag Race.
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Amazing.
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I think the girl.
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A lot of the.
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I love a lot of their personalities. I love the drama we saw. We see tears already on the very first episode of Drag Race, which was the last time that happened.
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Tears. Every season.
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Every season. The first episode.
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Oh, first episode.
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Not first ep. First ep. I'm like, damn, we're here already. And I like. Yeah, I like a lot of these queens. This makes me excited for the season, although sometimes I feel that. And then we get there, and I.
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Was like, wiggle your thing. The screen's about to turn off. Wiggle your thing or something.
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Wiggle his thing. You and Jacob, save that for your bedroom.
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There was no action on the screen in a turn.
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Wiggle his thing how?
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I want him to take his dick and wiggle it around so that I can get excited and then my dress can fit better.
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And for viewers who aren't watching, I'm now doing that off camera.
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He's now wiggling his. But before we get into that, I want to go ahead and say, first of all, what a strong start. Three stunning drag queens. This is a metaphor. The fact that I am the powerhouse that drives drag.
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Oh, my God.
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This metaphor was stunning.
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If you took three seconds to pull your head out of your own ass, then maybe you could hear the bullshit you're saying.
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I can hear that chair squeaking. I can hear your chair begging for life.
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No, I hear your bbl cheeks. You, Kim and Raja look really cute. But the Internet, Twitter. I have some choice words about your wig.
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I love that wig, how's we know it's like my Mary J. Blige. It's inspired by. There's an album cover where Mary J. Blige has bangs that come straight from her ponytail. And it's like a ponytail right on top of her head. And bangs I love.
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I think it's a jagged hairline. It's the jagged bang.
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I think I look stunning. And you know who wasn't on Drag Race? The people judging me. You were sitting at home critiquing me like I am right now.
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So I was supposed to do this with you, but I forgot what happened.
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You flaked.
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Something happened with scheduling. It didn't work out.
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Monet was like. Monet was like, I'll do it. And I was like, can't wait to be with my bestie on the show. And then Monet scammed me. Like, I didn't. That's why. That's why I didn't. That's why I didn't. I was just saying that's why.
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So. So are you a retaliatory kind of person?
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Yes, I am. PayPal. Call me. Who's the girl who won Squid Game? Call me Her.
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Perla.
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You call me Perla.
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So a few weeks later, at the season 18 viewing thing, premiere party, Bob and I were supposed to do it together. And two days before, Bob was like, can't.
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Busy that day.
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Anyway, let's get.
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I've been doing whatever you were doing when you were supposed to be pedaling with me.
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Let's get. Also, Bob is so shady. So I get here, and Bob. We're at Bob Studios. Purse first. Studios. And Bob has his things on the card. I cover my phone. Like, where's your cards? I'm like, no one opens.
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I did not say, where's your car? I said, get rid of this phone.
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And I was like, yeah. But I was like, girl, you know, my phone. My notes are on my. Our notes are always on our phones.
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Well, my notes usually on the computer, because we haven't done this in person in a long time. But whenever I did it with Naomi, I had my notes on a piece of paper.
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Well, you didn't tell me that this was a service available to me.
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What I did with. I don't remember.
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No, I watched some of the episodes. They wanted your phone.
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No, I did. I didn't.
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Sometimes.
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No. I used an iPad.
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Oh, phone, iPad, Same thing.
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Well, use your phone. It looks like you're texting. It looks like you're like, yeah, she was. I thought her dress was Pretty.
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I like this wig. Who is this? Edward.
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Edward Scissorhands.
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Edward is so good.
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And I added a bang.
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Edward.
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Oh.
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Oh, you today.
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Yeah.
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Because you didn't have the bang earlier.
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Just a clip on bang.
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Did you not, did you not like the hairline?
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Well, I just wanted a bang. I, I, I really like the way I look in a bang.
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You look good in a bang.
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Thank you.
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Also, can y' all guess what animal Bob is? Can y' all comment below? What animal you think Bob is?
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I won't tell you.
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And on the Patreon, he revealed what it is because he got like, I was crazy when I said my guess.
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No, no. Okay. Your guess was her first guess was zebra.
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I guess on accident. That was a mystique. Then I said zebra, and I said. I meant giraffe.
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You said zebra or giraffe, which was crazy. This looks nothing like a giraffe.
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Well, the, the spot. The spots.
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But their spots are massive. And their black. But they're not black.
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I thought it was. You're colorblind.
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That's not how black works. Giraffes have, like, a gold and then, like a Jacob Google black giraffe. This is probably AI. These are giraffes with hyperpigmentation. Anyway, so I really enjoyed filming that. Ra' Jah and Kim. That was so much fun. We had a blast. We went to set. I hadn't been on set for Drag Race in so long. That was really exciting for me.
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Yeah, y', all. It was a very cute bit.
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And let's get on to these queens.
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Let's get.
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First up, Athena Love Dion walks in and says, honey, this is how you throw a party on Drag Race, bitch. What do you think of her interest line?
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I like, I like. I mean, I like her interest line because I think she's trying to brand herself as the party queen.
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She. I don't know how many mayhem found dead.
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I don't know how many summers she's worked in Mykonos, but I know she's done it for at least the past four years. At least.
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Wait, is she the queen of the Mykonos? Because according to Juicy Le Dion, she's the queen of the Mykonos.
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Juicy didn't say that, did she?
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Yes, she did. Juicy Le Dion said, the Queen of Miami and the Mykonos is here.
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Well, you know what?
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And she looked over at Athena and said, and the Mykonos.
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Yeah, Well, I mean, Athena is her mother. Which, by the way, we'll get into that later. This, like, mother daughter who's grandmother. No, but then Juicy said. But she is my mother.
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I think Juicy was giving reverence. If, if, if Cracker. So Juicy. Juicy. Juicy Lou Cracker's daughter.
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You had Juicy Lou is my drag granddaughter. Uh huh.
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But.
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But she would never call you her drag mother. Cause Cracker is a drag mother.
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No, I know she's not my drag. I'm like, I'm not Juicy Liu's drag mom. She is my drag granddaughter. It is what it is.
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But Athena is calling Juicy her daughter.
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Because Athena's. No, because Athena keeps being like, I'm not a grandma bitch. So I think it's just a thing where she's trying to like, protect her vanity or something. Yeah, but she bitches obviously her grandmother.
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And she's the first queen into the werk room. We talked about the looks already. Are we going to talk about again?
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I mean, I love this look. We didn't talk about. We didn't talk about these look. We talked about the. I love this crown. I think this look is really fierce, actually. I don't understand why she's holding an owl.
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But she's Athena, the goddess. Athena is of wisdom.
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That's that different Greek gods have animals associated with them.
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And Athena's an owl.
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Zeus is an eagle.
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Athena is Mykonos, Greece. I think she's of Greek heritage.
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I don't. I'm not into it. I don't like, she's holding. She's holding an owl. Like, it's not like if the owl is a purse, if the owl was a brooch, if they're head. But she just. This bitch is holding a. My name is Bob. Bob is about cups and I don't know, it's too much. I had a cup with a bee on it and then I used cups. I'm the cup queen.
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I think it's cute with the crown and her whole thing. I like this outfit. I think this outfit. I think again, this is kind of like a take on like a Grecian goddess gown situation. So I like. I think she is, I think.
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Or she's just the queen of the Mykonos.
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No, I think she is a Greek heritage. She said something about her being Greek.
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She is as close to perfection as you can get. And she's also plain Jane's drag mom too. Yeah.
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Which happened after Drag Race, I believe.
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Oh. Like she just adopted her. Yeah. Do you think she's as close to perfection as you can get of these.
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Queens or like, just in general?
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She didn't say of these queens. She said, I Am as close to perfection as you can get.
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I mean, there's. I think I don't know enough about her to make that call.
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Based on what? You've seen this episode. You've seen two looks?
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No.
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You seen three looks?
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No. Her. The one she made. The one she made in the workroom. We'll get to that. But that's not perfection.
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Are you as close to perfection as you can get?
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I'm not, man. I don't strive for perfection. I strive for ferocity.
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Athena Love Dion's real name is Stavros. Stavros?
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Yes. God damn. Her name might as well be Zeus.
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Girl hugger. Reminded me of Oikos Faye.
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No, this bitch is Greek.
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Greek girl.
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Chobani. What do you say? Opa?
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Athena loves Chobani.
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Is Opa Greek? Yes, Oppa.
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I think so.
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Um, yeah, but she looks stunning, I think.
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Do you think she's. She's close to perfection?
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Um, no. I would say Perfection is a 10. From what I've seen of her so far, I would say Athena Love Dion is like a 8.
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Okay.
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But a 9 would be as close to perfection as you can get.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I do. Like, is there, Is there. What? Queen is a 10 to you?
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Perfection. Okay. Makeup and like, body and all that stuff. I've never seen her perform, so. Actually there's one clip I've seen her perform which was she did something for Halloween. Say the name Krista Versace.
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This whole buildup was crazy. Bitch.
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It's a podcast. We're talking Kristen Versace. I would say Kristen Versace is in terms of makeup and hair and glam. She can do all of it herself and she looks really fucking good. I want to say Kristen Versace.
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I'm not being hyperbolic when I say this. I genuinely think that Bianca is a flawless queen. I think she looks amazing. Her hair is always on point. Her body's great, her clothes are great. Her proportions are fantastic. She's a great performer. She has great social media presence. To me, Bianca is a flawless queen. All right. I genuinely feel that way. And also, I mean, I know I've joked that I think she's really pretty.
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Let's move on to our next queen.
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Up next, we have Kenya Pleaser. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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I want to go back one second. Only thing about Athena's makeup, which I had to learn this the hard way after seeing myself on tv, she needs to wear more blush. She's like all of her, it's a little dark sided. It was a Little dark sided. Like there's no warmth to her face. She needs to wear a little more blush. But that's just here and there.
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Let's go to Kenya Pleaser. Can you read her opening line?
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I have one thing to say. Kenya Pleaser. Great opening line.
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Yes, it is.
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I love this queen on your screen. She's an infectious ball of personality, joy, comedy, passion. I enjoy this fucking bitch.
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Yeah. I mean, outside of her look that she made. And we'll get to that. My only critique is this. She could have bigger boobs. She has no boobs in.
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Oh, yeah.
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She could have a bigger boob.
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And the hair could have been a little. Just again, if we're nitpicking, the hair could have been a scotch boob.
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We're allowed to nitpick.
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Yeah. The hair could have been a skullchabrick. She gave me like one of the. Like you big Bob, that crazy frog back with the.
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With the big crazy fragrance.
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It looked really cool. But I love this outfit. She made this outfit herself.
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She looks amazing.
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She looks amazing.
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And makeup is stunning. This color is great on her.
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The blue and the baby blue. The red, sickening. And then Athena said she looks like Lizzo and I thought, bitch. No, she don't. Then they put the pictures of this bitch and Lizzo on the screen.
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I was like, no, there was no Lizzo. It was just her as Lizzo.
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Oh, was it?
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Yes, I think I'm pretty sure.
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Oh, I thought it was. I thought it was a side by side aversion.
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I'm really gagged. I know she was sweating when Lizzo started losing weight. I know. She's like, oh, shit, what am I gonna do now? Like, imagine you have built your whole career around impersonating someone, and this bitch has the nerve, audacity to lose weight. To go and lose weight on you. I'd be so mad. But, you know, there are people who impersonate Liza at different points in her life. This is true. You know, you got young Liza, you got old Liza, you got fat Lizzo. You got skinny Lizzo. That's all.
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Oh, my God. That's all her. That's all her.
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Girl. There's no Lizzo in there.
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Bitch. I thought the middle picture was Lizzo.
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No, girl, that's her as. Isn't that crazy?
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Okay, she looks just like Lizzo.
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No, she looks like Lizzo.
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For real.
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For real.
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Also, her voice. I'm obsessed with the timbre of her voice. Like, look, Kenny talks like I can't even do it right.
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Well, she did say she's a voice. Her voice in her. Give me her memory is so bad. What does she say in her voice in her Meet the queen? She was like my voice girl skitter. She did an announcer thing.
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Oh, I didn't know. So she like works in voiceover work?
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No, she just likes her voice. Like you. You and her are both big fans of her voice.
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Yeah, I really, really, really enjoy this queen.
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She's pretty. She's going for sexy auntie. That's a hoe. And honestly, that's portrayed here. I see that here.
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She doesn't give auntie.
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I think the hair is auntie. The back out is auntie is sexy and hoe ish. I think she's. She is the. She understands how she looks even when she's on the Runway. I know how I look. I know how I look. She seems very self aware.
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Also, her makeup is very pretty and I love her adding these gloves to it. I think this look is a. This is a 10 out of 10.
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So much closer to perfection than Athena.
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Yes. I'm just talking about the look.
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I'm just saying. But just closer to perfection than Athena so far. Okay. I just want to double check.
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How do you feel?
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She looks amazing. I wouldn't give her 10 of that one that have bigger boobs.
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So you give her what, an eight?
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Like nine.
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So she's better than Athena to you.
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Oh, for sure.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Let's move on to Nene Koko. She walked in and said, Gabe, this is great. Love this look. I love the raincoat to rainbow. Her legs go on.
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And she's not tall. I met her at irl. This bitch is short.
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Really?
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She's short girl. She's a short queen.
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She figured out her proportions. Her legs. She did. Her legs go all the way up to her asshole and she looks amazing. I don't know why they were hate. Is she going to be the one they hate on all season? Maybe.
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I think so.
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I don't get what they're hating on.
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And she made this out for herself. I love the whimsy of the cloud airmuffs into the rainbow. Like that is so good. And she made this herself. And y', all, this is latex, which means she had to.
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Oh, it's latex.
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Yes. So this is not sewn together when you do latex. It's glued. She glued this together. But she also a fucking engineer.
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I mean, I feel like we're setting. We're hearing a storyline where she's being hated on all season. Immediately they hate her outfit. I Hate rainbows. Your bag look as shit. Your book is shit. Your look is shit. Your bruh is shit. You are shit.
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Taylor.
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What?
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Oh, I thought I lost the nail.
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Oh, did the toenail jump? No.
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No, it didn't.
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Monet's wearing press on toenails today. And honestly, they look good.
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But it didn't.
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But she's only wearing on the first four toes. I do.
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I'm not glistened. Okay, okay, please. I'll take a little. Wait, wait, wait.
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I said your toes look great. And I said you're not wearing one on your pinky. Why you tell them that I'm not wearing any.
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Okay, well, your toes aren't showing, but.
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I'm not wearing any. See, this is.
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Shay's trying to spill my tea. You just had to add, I don't have it on my fifth toe.
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So Nini, Coco, the girls, all. So the girls know about her?
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Yeah, Athena. Well, Athena did.
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First of all, Athena is locked into the world of drag. She either knows who you are, she is related to you, or she knows your mom. Like, Athena knows every single girl. So she. All the girls know that she's. So at least Athena was like, yeah, girl, she sews down.
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And to be fair, I mean, the reason why she knows so many of them is because half of the fucking cast is from Florida.
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That is true. She quit her job. She quit her job as a mechanical engineer. She went from low equations to. She just said. To high heels. I don't know why.
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She said it's probably a really smart term that we don't understand because we're not mechanical engineers.
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No, but low equation to high heels.
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I get it, but is there because low.
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I don't know what a low equation is, but I know that it should have been high heels not to drag race. That doesn't even make sense.
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I in her boy, look, I mean, y' all may not get this, but, Bob, doesn't she look like Dalton?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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She looks like Dalton's little sister, but.
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Dalton looks a little more evil. Yeah, but Dalton wears all black. The hair is black. He's kind of vampiric. Okay, but she does have bug face.
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Oh, my God. You and this bug thing. Who are some other people with bug faces? Drag queens that we know?
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Oh, I can't think of too many more drag queens. Oh, plastique has a bug face. Plastique is a bug in the face.
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Got it.
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For sure. Kim's a cat in the face.
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Kim's a cat. Okay, okay.
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Yeah, yeah. For sure.
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Next up, we have Ms. Jane. Don't who says? I mean, you. If you're not a millennial, you probably. If you're a Gen Z, you're probably like, what is she talking about? She goes, wazza.
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That is a.
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A scream thing.
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That is an. It's not scream.
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That is scream. Oh, no. Was it Scre.
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It's Budweiser.
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You know what they do in a scary movie? That's what my brain goes a scary movie when they're wearing the thing.
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Wait, I'm sorry. No, no, no.
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It's Budwives, though.
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Did you think that Cox was getting murdered? They were going, well, she didn't get murdered. They were going, wala.
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No, but my brain associated with scary movie.
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And that's why you think zebras are gold.
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Well, that's why that's not a fucking whatever you think it is.
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And I'm not gonna say it.
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I can't wait for people to comment below what they think this fucking outfit is.
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I already know. I'm looking at the video right now, and the number one comment is exactly what it is. Okay, we'll see if it's not this look, I really enjoy. I really enjoy the idea, but the waistline is just too low. I mean.
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No, the waistline is up here. What you're seeing is that extra bustle.
B
No. Where the skir. Like the waistline of the skirt. Not her actual waist. The waist of the skirt. So where the bodice meets the skirt. Is this a jacket? Is this a waist?
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But I think that's intentional. I think that.
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And I don't like it.
C
I like it. I really like this look. I think. I love the colors. I think because they did this whole workroom dark thing, it's hard to even see it when we're seeing it here. But I think I love all her. The accenting with all these brooches. I guess they are.
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I love that part.
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And I love her hair, her makeup. I like the dress. I'm not bothered by it.
B
I do think her hair and makeup look fantastic. I love this from the. Her actual waist up looks really, really good. But going down, I am not into what's going on here. Is it.
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I mean, saying that she looks like Jinx and she's from Seattle, I'm like, I don't think she looks like Jinx at all. Just because she's red. She's red haired.
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That's the girl. All I need is red hair. Red hair. But I would say, what's up with these Seattle girls wearing red hair?
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It's only her. Who else is Just jinxing her.
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Robbie Turner.
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Robbie Turner only wore red hair.
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Robbie Turner wears red hair.
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Robbie Turner doesn't do drag.
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But she is from Seattle and she wore red hair.
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Drasco doesn't. Irietti doesn't.
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Irene wears red hair. Sometimes.
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Sometimes. But she's not like, her Jinx only wears red hair.
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So let me. You know, Jinx had a. She called her, like, the House of Monsoon into her living room to have a conversation where she was like, I just want you all to know, this was, like, years ago that going forward, like, she pulled them all in. Like, they were like, what is this big meeting? She's like, we need to have a conversation going forward. I will only be wearing red hair. And they were like, okay, girl. Okay. Thank you.
C
That means great branding.
B
Thank you, mother, for letting us know. This could have been an email. She is a comedy queen inspired by Bette Midler and Joan Rivers, and she's sisters with Bosco and Irene the Alien. I will say this, Seattle has a reputation for popping out queens of a particular caliber. Like, it is kind of a thing. If you're from Seattle, you are going to have a massive impact on. We see it, Jacob. You're going to have a massive impact on Drag Race. But I will say, despite how controversial the queen is, Arieta included, I was.
C
Just saying she was great.
B
All the queens.
C
Her looks were frappul.
B
I cannot name a queen from Seattle who did not do great on the show, if not the first round, at least her second time.
C
Eriden didn't do great on the show.
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She did do. She had some great design. She did great on the show. She didn't do great. I mean, she didn't win, but she had great designs.
C
Yeah, I guess I wouldn't classify Aridi's run on Drag Race as great. I think there were several queens who have worn great outfits. Doesn't mean they.
B
I think Ariete was one of the best designers from her season.
C
Magnolia Crawford.
B
If not the best.
C
Magnolia Crawford.
B
Magna Crawford's from Seattle.
C
Yes, she is.
B
Well, that was before. That was before it all went down.
C
Next up, we have Discord Adams enters the workroom.
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Discord Adams.
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Discord.
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We have Discord Adams. Who's ready for a little chaos?
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I love this fucking look.
B
This look is. You know, the only thing I do not love is the leopard prints in the hair. I could have done without those.
C
Okay, I can see that.
B
Because the issue is the leopard prints are so gigantic, and the pattern. I don't know if this is houndstooth or plaid. Is so tiny and tight.
C
She also has leopard print in her outfit as well.
B
But I don't like how gigantic the leopard print in her hair is. But everything else about this look, I love this chain link mace boa. I love this outfit. I think she looks really cool. I think this is a really cool look.
C
Also, not to Patsy from Ab Fab with the hairstyle. With the hairstyling.
B
Was it really meant for Patsy or did you just.
C
It looks like. I mean, it looks like it is a. A Patsy nod.
B
Discord Adams said that she made her own outfit, but she keeps saying, like, me and my husband. So I'm like, what did you do? Like this. That is important. That. That is very important to know.
C
You know, if you know. I mean, she proves that she can sell. So I think. Or she can put outfits together.
B
I mean, she's the one who started the. I feel like she's the one who started the Nene. The Nene.
C
The Nene Coco.
B
The Nene Coco. Hate drain. Yeah.
C
Well, she spearheaded a lot of hate this episode. But I think her makeup is beautiful. I love this outfit. I love that she hates. I don't love that she hates. But she. Discord has come into the workroom hot. She's telling everyone on the table, I hate Jane's outfit.
B
Yeah, I don't know.
C
No, no, she hate Nini Coco. Nene.
B
No, she said it to the camera. She didn't say it to Jane. She said to Nini, she said to the camera, I hate rainbow.
C
That's what it is. Rainbows.
B
But also, do you hate the outfit or do you just hate rainbows?
C
Well, I mean, if you hate rainbows and you hate that outfit.
B
So if the outfit was like plaid and cheetah, would she have blushed? Actually, it probably would have been better. Yeah. If the rainbow outfit was plaid and cheetah it actually.
C
But then she couldn't do the cloud earrings into the rainbow on her head.
B
But then she could make a cheetah on either head with a ponytail connecting them. Like each earmuff is a cheetah face. And then a ponytail connects the cheetah or their tails. Anyway, that's the point. The point is she seems like a hater. You don't think she's a hater?
C
Actually, she said she doesn't like rainbows.
B
I mean, I don't like your outfit.
C
Because she doesn't like rainbows.
B
And then. And then you watch the rest of the episode, bitch. She's a hater. She's a fucking hater, bro. I'm A hater, too. Not as much as this bitch. Game recognized game.
C
Let's go on to Mia Starr. Mia. Yes, star.
B
This looks like the next evolution of Selena Estitties.
C
Oh, my God.
B
Yes. If Selena just sticks at it long enough. This is the Pokemon next evolution of this specifically.
C
I didn't see it in other. In this right here. I feel like this is similar to what. No, Selena wore a different thing, but this looks like Selena Estedis would wear this outfit.
B
Oh, 100%. Can you read it?
C
Read it first. I'm ripping for the big backs, and I came to eat. Love that line.
B
That is great. I love that.
C
I love that line.
B
I think that if she were to make mix up the denim color, if it wasn't all light denim, if we had some darker denim in here. Y' all know I love denim. I have the, the denim curtains in my office. I love a good denim moment. I don't wear a ton of denim in drag. I have a few denim looks, but I think I have one denim look actually.
C
The gown One.
B
Yeah, the. That's the one that I wore on All Stars. 6, 8, 8, 9, 10. But I, I, I love a BR10. But yeah, I, I, I, I can't say that I love this look, but I, But I love where it's going. Yeah.
C
And I love how Kenya reacted to the big back line in the first 20 minutes. Kenya was giving us quips to people's jokes.
B
Very Darian Lake.
C
Very Darian Lake.
B
Darion Lake has one of the best, like, moments of quips.
C
What did she say?
B
She's had, like, her as each girl coming in. She was keeping herself in the spotlight, but in a way that didn't seem too detracting. You know what I mean?
C
Also, I wrote down this bitch moves like somebody's auntie. She walks and moves like somebody's auntie.
B
Personally, Elbow.
C
Yes. Very bad. And she walking with, like, just with her butt sashay in the background.
B
Another Florida queen.
C
Yes. She's the second one.
B
And third.
C
Discord is for awesome.
B
And her dance skills are known like Athena. Athena is the Wikipedia of drag. Apparently. She knows everything about everyone. She's like, well, she's from this. She's a designer. She dances. She has danced at the Super Bowl. She has danced with Rihanna and some.
C
Of the pop stars and Jill on tour.
B
And Jennifer and Jennifer Lopez.
C
I think that was the Super Bowl. Sorry.
B
Yeah. Was it Jennifer Lopez at the Super Bowl? Yes. Jennifer Lopez at the Super Bowl.
C
Yeah. Oh, it was Shakira with Shakira.
B
Yeah. That's right. That's right. When Shakira did die, when they brought.
C
Out the children in cages.
B
They did. Yeah.
C
Roth, that's not funny.
B
They did. That was crazy. I believe. But my question is, like, is her dance style core? Like, I feel like Drag Race fans don't have an appreciation for the kind of.
C
I see what you're saying.
B
Dancing that she does. Yeah. Like, they are used to the backflips and kicks and stuff, but this girl probably can, like, do any choreography that you throw at her. She'll be like, got it. I bet when there's a dance, she'll be like, I got it. Easy. Let's move on. Let's keep moving.
C
Yeah, yeah. It will be interesting to see her lip sync for her life and how she can take those professional. Not to say the other kicks and tricks aren't professional, but to take what you learn from Britney and all these people and how that translates to a lip sync. But I'm sure she had the thing. Also. I thought it was very funny when she said she started drag 70 years ago. The audible gas maroon was so. Did you not notice this? Yeah.
B
They were like, bitch, you're old. I think she's old as. How old is Mia Starr? Do we know? I think she might be my age.
C
I still love that name.
B
Maybe a little bit younger. Mia Starr is a great, great name.
C
Me, me, a star. Me, I'm a star. She was born in 1976.
B
No, 1985. She was born in. When?
D
85.
B
85. She's a year older than me. She's 40.
C
She's 40.
B
Yeah. Work. She'll be 40, actually, this year. She'll be 41. Work. Yeah. Mia Starr. I think she's absolutely fantastic. I'm excited about her. I don't think she's gonna win the season, but can we move on to. Actually, I don't. She's not. Can we go on to one of my favorite queens from this season? And I do not know how this queen is not one of everyone's favorites. Dede. Fuego. Why can I say the F word? Fuego. I think she is. I really think she's so pretty. And I don't understand how you're not having this response that I'm having. Also, she kind of looks like Chris Kattan. No, Bobby, you looks like Chris Kattan.
C
Oh, Chris Kattan from snl.
B
No, no. Young Chris Kattan.
C
No, I don't see it there either.
B
Yes, she looks like young Chris Kattan.
C
No, Bob.
B
Bob.
C
No. Absolutely no, babe. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Bitch. Are you people blind too? Instead of colorblind.
B
Comment below if you think Dede Fuego looks like Chris Kattan. Please. Dee Dee, have you ever been told you like Kris Kattan?
C
I'm curious if she has. So Dee Dee is a New York queen and she's not wearing panties. Your favorite thing you love.
B
She's wearing panties. They're flesh color, which I also hate.
C
Oh, they're flesh colored panties.
B
Wearing flesh color. Like, she probably wearing a flesh color leaves her to flesh colored panties, which I cannot stand.
C
I love this dress. I would wear this dress. I think this dress is very cool. I love the. I love the silhouette of it.
B
The fire shoes.
C
The fire shoes. I love this. I think this boa is cute.
B
Is.
C
No, it's like zip ties. It looks like.
B
No, I know she's not wearing fireworks, but it's supposed to look like fireworks in the air. It cannot be comfortable.
C
Yeah, it probably feels awful. And I think she comes into the work with a lot of energy. She runs over to the girls and she tells everyone she's from New York City, but she's from Monterrey, Mexico. So, I mean, I like Dee Dee, but you seem to be like, she's like, I love her. Your winner.
B
Not my winner, but I love her. She's not a cha cha cha Latina.
C
What does that mean?
B
Gingerbread. Let's go on to Juicy Love Dion. I feel like I used to follow Juicy on Instagram under her boy account because I feel like I remember some. Some, like, young Twinkie guy with a big fat ass always dancing in Florida somewhere. And then the page kind of vanished or it turned into a Juicy Love Dion page.
C
So did you unfollow when it became a drag queen?
B
No, the page vanish. The page was turned into a drag page. Right.
C
So, like, did you. So. But if you're following, you're not. You're not gonna. It's not. It doesn't unfollow you naturally.
B
I don't think I was following. I think I was just, like, checking.
C
In every now and then.
B
No, I think that because I checked. It came on my feed once and I clicked it. The feed kept being like, you like looking at this ass.
C
Juicy Love Dion, Kevin saying, the party princess of Miami and Mykonos is finally.
B
And Mykonos Athena.
C
Yes, baby. The Juicy is loose. She said that the Juicy is loose. Or did she say that is misquoted?
B
No, she said the juice, honey. Yes, honey. The juice is loose.
C
Oh, the juice is loose.
B
Yeah.
C
At work I love. So I just met this queen in Mykonos this summer. She is an excellent performer. And then Alyssa Edwards at the premiere party, she was like, oh, no, baby, you don't. She can dance. I was like, yeah, I know. She's like, oh, no, baby, she can dance. And Alyssa pulled out her. So you think you can drag or so you think you can dance? Audition tape, bitch.
B
So she's like a crazy, crazy dancer.
C
It's insane. Bob, I think she will be the greatest dancer to ever be on. As of now, as of January 3, 2026, she's going to be the greatest dancer that has on Drag Race. Well, ladies, very impressive.
B
What's her name?
C
I don't know her name, but I think you just searched. Cause she did in drag.
B
Type in Juicy Love Dion.
C
She did in drag. Drag. So you think it is.
D
But her, it looks like Dan Dariel Rodriguez.
B
Type in Juicy Love Dion.
C
So you think you can.
B
So you think you dance? Yeah. Oh, you can do that too. But you can do the acronym. Let's see this. Let's just skip ahead a little bit.
C
Oh, oh.
B
She looks tall.
C
I think it's.
B
Oh, Say enough. She's really good.
C
She does tricks.
B
Oh, okay. Let's keep watching then. Oh, yeah. This is definitely the person I used to follow online. I've seen all these moves.
C
Okay, okay.
B
Like, 100%.
C
I remember aerials, walkovers, all this crazy.
B
There was this. There was this, like, guy who was never in drag but at all the drag shows. Dancing around, like, exact. But wearing, like, thigh high boots, doing all. I'm positive. I used to see this person online all the time. Work. Yes.
C
I can't wait to see.
B
You think she's better than bianca deo dancing?
C
100%.
B
That's crazy.
C
Bianca Deo. She. Bianca Deo cannot hold a candle to walk in and chewing gum at the same time.
B
Bianca's in Tar Tooth.
C
You're such a cut.
B
Tar, too.
C
You're such a cut.
B
Playing the. The premier dancing role in Tar Tooth.
C
You're such.
B
Let's see Juicy Love Dion do that.
C
So. Yes, I wrote so. I mean, we already talked about this, but Athena's claiming Juicy as her daughter. The family tree is confusing. I get what the family tree is, but they need to figure out within themselves who's claiming who.
B
She's her grandmother.
C
I know.
B
That's what it is.
C
It is what it is. There's no shame in being a grandmother.
B
I have one. She's great. Y' all being so proud of being the old season then Lean in, Lean.
C
Into the grandmother of all.
B
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Name is confusing to me.
B
Why?
C
Cause it's spelled Vontes. But it's Von Teese.
B
It's Von Teese, not Von Teese.
C
Vautis. But it should be Vontes. There's no A there. Well, how does Vita Dita Von Teese? She spells with an A.
B
Take it up with Vita. I don't notice her. Maybe she doesn't want to get sued. I don't know. But anyway, I love this look so much. She looks.
C
Wait. Read her interest line.
B
Baby, it's easy to see that I'm key. You can question these other girls, but never Queen V. I hate poems.
C
I said, what in the soliloquy is this bitch doing? I was like, girl, I literally.
B
I was at the bar.
C
I went out to take a drink. I set my drink came back up. She was still talking.
B
I went. I went to go feed the meter. I cannot stand when Queens come in with poetry. This is not Dr. Seuss. Crunch, crunch, munch, munch. Silky ganache is here to eat the lunch. And you know I'm the Brady Bunch, so let's go ahead and do some crunch. I don't know. I'm like, girl, stop. We don't need a poem. And also, you're not Walt Whitman. You're not Robert Frost. You're not Maya Angelou. I'm not gonna like your poem.
C
That being said, I agree with you.
B
I don't think Walt Whitman did poetry.
C
I don't know. I have no idea who this.
B
Did poetry.
D
Yeah, I think so.
C
He's an iconic New Yorker.
B
You know Walt Whitman is a New Yorker. Yes.
C
They have several schools named after him, Mr. Witt. And. Yeah. But to you, I agree with you. I love this outfit. I think she looks great. This hair is really cool. And come to find out that she made it herself.
B
Oh, you know what? She. You can tell that she has a great eye for design. What? The fact that she trimmed the coat with this lighter fabric so that you can see a differentiation between.
C
What is that word again?
B
Differentiation.
C
Differentiation. You heard it too, right? Differentiation.
B
Differentiation.
C
No, you said differentiation.
B
Anyway, a differentiation between where the coat starts and the catsuit begins shows that she understands design. That's a great point. On a great level. She is. And the fact that the inside of the coat is so light, so you can see her box. She is a. Obviously a really, really good designer. She is a stunning queen. I hate, hate, hate this interest line. But for the rest part, I mean. And by the way, Kenya is gag.
C
Yeah. She is like, she. This bitch Vita is an icon to Kenya. Kenny's like, girl, she is V. And all be all. Kenny is gagged to see Kenny's gag that her and Veda are competing on these same scene of Drag Race together. Which is very nice.
B
Who would have you have seen back when you walked in? There would have been been like, God damn it. Not this girl. Holiday, let's move on.
C
I would.
B
Let's move on to Briar Blush.
C
This bitch is controversial, but I am obsessed.
B
Can you do her opening line?
C
Briar Brush. Briar Blush says why? Why are you recording?
B
She did it.
C
Why are you recording me?
B
Did you watch the show Tamar girl last night? Were you drunk? Okay.
C
Bob watched it five minutes ago at the show.
B
Yeah. You were at the bar taking notes.
C
Yeah, but they have subtitles on.
B
Oh, got it. She said, why are you recording me?
C
Oh, yeah, she did do that. I love this outfit. I think this outfit is fierce. Her fucking makeup. This bitch is beautiful. And I'm here for how bitchy and cunty she is.
B
Can I just say I agree that she's very beautiful, but she's acting like she's doing high whore drag mama, you're in a four way stress dress. Like, why is she acting like she is? She's like, she's like, honey, no one. She's basically like, honey, no one does the drag like I do the drag. But baby, you're in a four way stretch dress.
C
But baby, listen, that's part of drag. Drag is being fucking delusional about you, your talents and who you are. And I think she's giving us that. I think she came in, she's like, I know who I am. She walked into that fucking table. She did not greet, say hi to anyone. I loved it. Put her hands down and was like, hello. And she's asserting dominance.
B
I will say, were these shoes on sale? I think I've seen this pair of boots three or four times. This episode alone was Amazon running a sale.
C
Girl, you know, please would be going out of it sometimes. But yeah, I think she's selling also. She's a little bang bang Banks girl.
B
Like you Banks bang bang. She wears bang like one time.
C
So do you. I don't wear bangs that often.
B
Except on drag racing today, apparently. She, she, she says she always it's important. She called a meeting to her family, said, I only wear jet black hair. It was really important to her. And she walked up to the table and she just said, me, I love it. She looked at her point and she goes, me. I mean, she did get fried. I was like, girl, if you, if you're going to do it. Lean it like stay on stand on business. She started being like, hi, I'm Briar. Was someone calling her? Was so they're like, so Brian. I wouldn't call her anything but Brian. Going forward, I would be like, your name is Brian now.
C
That's why we'd be called Raja. Roger.
B
Roger. Brian and Roger. Roger, Brian, Roger, Bob and Derek.
C
Yeah. She's from Boston, Massachusetts. So respect to Andy's hometown. And she is. I mean, she joining the ranks of really fierce Boston Queens. I mean, who's from Boston? Katya, Plane, Jane, Jujubee, Corey. Corey King.
B
I mean, Boston has some iconic girls.
C
That's some. That's some fierce. Are there any whack from Boston?
B
Andy.
C
Who?
B
Andy. Andy.
C
Yeah.
B
I think the one. Let's go on to Mandy Mango. Don't. She goes Ms. Nurse. Don't you know a mango a day keeps the doctor away. This look is garbage.
C
Oh, my God.
B
How bad? So bad. The first of all, the fit is like her. Her tits down there girl.
C
Why is her waist at her pelvis like, why?
B
It looks like a really bad version of a nurse costume.
C
Joy.
B
Who the hell is Joy?
C
From Pokemon.
D
Nurse Joy from Pokemon.
C
That's why she has the loops in her head. That's what nurse Joy has.
B
Well, I don't.
C
But also, Nurse Joy's hair is pink.
B
Well, I don't like it. I do not like this. Nurse Joy is cunt. She is not. Also, my other question is like, okay, obviously can't do color theory, but what color is that? So yellow and does that look good together?
D
It does.
C
It is complimentary. I think the shape is just bad. Like things are just the proportions aren't good on her. That's why it looks bad. And also, I mean, bitch. I respect that you are a nurse. Thank you for your service. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Squid game colors. Thank you for your service as a nurse. But if you're gonna do a nurse cosplay. Coming. Well, I guess not cosplaying. It is world. You really do. It should be cut and fear. It's not this like, sad.
B
This is cosplay. She's being nurse Pokemon. Come on.
C
Oh, yeah. True.
D
It's like if nurse Joy was mixed with the giant doll from squid games.
B
Very. That I hate, hate, hate this outfit.
C
Yeah.
B
I do not like her entrance line are mangoes. Her banana thing is she.
C
I think so. She's the girls that come with their fruits and vegetables. You know, if I go back, I'm gonna be a tomato.
B
Be the Tomato Queen. You know you're apples.
C
Oh yeah, apples. I forgot about that.
B
Let's go on to.
C
I forgot my own lore.
B
Let's go. That's why I'm some cute earrings. Thank you. You.
C
I just noticed that they're not full hooves. They have a little thing at the bottom.
B
Yeah. Okay. I am the leading Monet X change historian. You realize this cuz you. You ain't going to do it.
C
Let's go on next to Sierra Miss. She said feeling scared yet? You should be. And another Florida queen.
B
At this point this series is Happy Halloween. Yeah.
C
Happy Halloween. This is Florida versus the world.
B
Yeah. Yeah. This is Florida v the world. Sierra Ms. Seems I like this look. I actually think her look looks really good. She's a prosthetics artist. We haven't seen that from her yet. She makes most of her own stuff and she's a demon monster from hell.
C
I like the look too. I don't like the makeup. I also saw her at the season eight premiere party. She did. Are you a Power Rangers girl? Did you watch Power Rangers growing up? She did an Ivan Ooze look.
B
I loved Ivan Ooze.
C
Ivan Ooze. Her look or just Ivan Ooze?
B
I didn't see her, but I love Ivan news. She did. Cause Ivan Ooze was right after Rita. Repulsive. Yeah. Yeah.
C
So I like, I mean I like this queen. I just feel like every time I see the makeup, the makeup looks always sometimes just a little like too hodgepodge. Like it looks like it's not ever crisp enough. And I hate, hate, hate when girls draw the really oversized lips and it's like down here and up here.
B
Well, it makes. To me it makes sense with her because it's obviously a choice. I think some girls are just trying to have big lips and the pointy side. Yeah. For her this is obviously true. I actually like her makeup. I think it's really unique. She's obviously going for a specific thing. I think this look looks really good. I don't really understand it if I'm being fully honest.
C
It's a melted Halloween.
B
Oh, those are. Those are like Black Jack o Lanterns.
C
Yeah, Black Jack o' Lanterns. And the hair is really cool. Remember when, remember when Marco's wigs was making those wigs with those balls in them for a while? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if Marco made this wig, but that's what it's giving with the, with the hair. I think she looked. I love the hair, love the dress and I like her personality. I just don't always love the makeup.
B
Let's go on to the queen. You called ugly Darlene Mitchell.
C
I did not say she was ugly. I did not use the words ugly.
B
What did you say?
C
I said she was a little man. A dude. And I called her a dude.
B
A dude.
C
A dude.
B
Then I asked if she was pretty, and you said no.
C
No, I did not answer. I pled the fifth.
B
Jay, can we see some footage here? Darlene darling, she said she's corny.
C
Okay. After meeting her at the premiere party.
B
She is corny.
C
She is corny. But I do. Wait, are my nipples showing?
B
You're in the nipple.
C
The thing in the middle caught it after me seeing her at the premiere party. I like Darlene's personality, and apparently she was an LA queen. I mean, she is an LA Queen, but she didn't go by Darlene Trash. Went by Trash.
B
Yeah.
C
So last night at the party, Celine's watching. She was like, oh, my God, Trash. She was like, oh, I know Trash. I don't know Darlene, but I know Trash. Trash.
B
So is is, you know twink trash in Chicago?
C
Yeah.
D
That's different.
B
Different people.
C
Different people. The twink trash can design down everything, like, so good.
B
Anyway, she said big hair as a signature. This hair is not big enough to be like. It's my lady bunny. Big hair is her signature.
C
Okay, Bob, that's still big hair.
B
But to say, like, big. This is. This is standard big drag queen hair. This is run of the mill. Still big drag queen, big hair, but laughing lady bunny. Big hair is like her, like, signature.
C
She did that with the really, really big one. They had to hold it up on the back.
B
And she had the backpack on. Yeah, I do remember she's from LA by way of Indiana, and she start. But she started dragging la, so just like me, I'm from New York by way of Atlanta, but I, Bob the drag queen was born in New York City. I started dragging New York City, right? And she has not performed in four to five years.
C
That's wild. That is wild. Well, she said, I went from a bar queen, a bedroom queen.
B
Bar queen.
C
To bedroom bedroom queen.
B
Bedroom queen. Bar queen. Bedroom queen. Yes.
C
That's what she did. That was her.
B
I mean, not performing for five years is gaggy. Like, are you even.
C
I feel like I would die.
B
But also, like, is drag your passion?
C
Maybe it's not, but, you know, drag does not have to be a passion to be a drag race.
B
Shout out, Poppy. Princess Poppy.
C
You really went on Drag Race to quit.
B
There it is. Let's go on to Mikey Meek.
C
Hi, I'm Mikey, but you can call me Mikey.
B
I think she looks.
C
What do you think about that interest line?
B
I like it. It's funny. I think she looks stunning. She kind of. Something about this is giving early Michelle Visage.
C
I was gonna say Bendelacreme. Which kind of are in the same.
B
Yeah. Same family. They're all related. Her being. I. You know how I feel about stupid drag queens. I'm stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm the stupidest stupid idiot who ever did a fucking stupid, stupid thing because I'm so fucking dumb. I'm such a fucking dumb idiot. And I'm like, okay, not. Not my vibe. But she says she's a host. She's a. She's a human.
C
But a hosting girl is. Which is good. I think that the girls who typically. Not all the time, but a lot of the girls who a lot.
B
Very cardi b.
C
Very cardi b. A lot of the girls who are hosts in their home city, they tend to be better in comedy and challenges where you have to be funny because they're used to having to be quick on their feet.
B
Yeah. Yeah. RuPaul enters the workroom, and while the queens are saying love, while they're making it seem. The queens thought they were doing it. It was actually me, Ra', Jah, and Kim actually powering the workroom. And we all saw that. And then RuPaul tells them their first challenge would be a scream, which I don't.
C
Am I missing the revelation?
B
It's a photo shoot.
C
Is there, like, a reference I'm missing?
B
But did we even see the photo?
C
We did. They showed the photo.
B
Yeah.
C
Oh, wait, no, no, no. I saw them online afterwards.
B
I mean, a scream queen is. You know what scream queen is like, who likes horror? No. Scream king is one of those women in the horror movies who scream like. Like Jamie Lee Curtis is a scream queen.
D
And they. They're known for actresses who are known for doing multiple horror movies.
C
But what. Why do they have the mask on? Am I missing something new?
B
Because I. Spooky.
D
It seems to be a reference. I pinged it as a reference to a movie called Eyes Wide Shut where Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise are a couple, and they go to, like, this party in the mansion. Everyone is wearing those masks.
C
Those same ones?
D
Yeah. I can talk to you.
B
I mean, I trust you. I don't think I want to look at them. Well, they're not that similar. Oh, no, they are. Okay. So, Monique, can you scream? Can we Can.
C
I'm not. I cannot scream. And I lost my voice yesterday. I got to have my voice for tomorrow, so I will not scream today. You don't scream either?
B
No, I. I have a vocal injury also.
C
But also think people who love voices. It's hard for us to scream. Cause that's just not where our voices sit.
B
Yeah, you're right. So what would you have done in the challenge?
C
I would have faked it, but I think Kenya. Kenya papisa.
B
Is it worth $2,500 to fake it?
C
I mean, but I would have faked it in a funny way. I can give scream by not actually screaming. I think also Kenya Pizza did it. I think she won, right? She won.
B
Yeah.
C
She did the best because she made it into a religious thing. Took the guys to church. It was so fucking funny.
B
Can I say bring back many challenges where you destroy the drag.
C
Oh, yeah. Like the water or wind tunnel.
B
Dun. Dunk them in something.
C
Yours was in that. What. What was yours?
B
A photo shoot.
C
Must say, but destroy. Did it destroy your drag?
B
No, we. We just sat down. Oh, were there. And then we just. We just sat down amongst the winners.
C
Who won yours?
D
Didn't you win it?
B
I think I won it.
C
Yeah, you won.
B
I think maybe. I can't remember. No, it was Derek. You're right. Derek. I don't remember. I don't remember, to be honest.
C
Okay.
B
That was back when we were giving. They were not giving money. They were giving ass prizes.
C
I won my. My.
B
I think Derrick bar. A lifetime supply of Tono clippers or.
C
Some if I want. I did win. But we didn't. I don't. I did not win anything. I didn't win any money for winning mine.
B
What was yours the first time?
C
The one with y'. All.
B
Oh, the Runway.
C
The Runway.
B
Yeah. Honestly, ruin our drag. Ruin it. No, I don't want to ruin it. Robbie Turner won. Robbie Turner. I don't think.
D
No, no, I don't think that's true.
C
It says.
B
I don't. It doesn't matter. But yeah, Athena is cheering and not screaming. She's like, woo, Woo. She keeps going, woo. And then RuPaul calling. Alicia Edwards is. Is calling Nene. Alicia Edwards is. Is sending me to the moon. That. That's actually. That's worse than Seattle. No, Alicia is worse than Seattle.
C
At least he remembers that it was an A Jake city. Couldn't remember what letter. Just a city.
B
No, but also Kenya. Mike. Kenya Michaels. Kenya more. Can you. Can you please. Nairobi, Kenya No's in Egypt. Kenya was actually screaming like, her mic was peaking. She was screaming so much.
C
Yeah. I think doing this in drag is.
B
Why don't we do this more often?
C
This is why.
B
So. So Kenya Pleaser wins the mini challenge.
C
Yes.
B
And then we find out 25, $2,500. Yeah. And the girls start de dragging. And it seems like they have designated Athena as the trade of the season.
C
Yeah.
B
Trait of the season.
C
Trade of the season.
B
And it's. Yeah. Trey. Oh, that's the name. Trey Du da season. Yeah. That's a good drag name. Trey Du da season for a drag queen. Yeah. Bob. And obviously, we see how that name works out.
C
And then RuPaul tells them, as a d drag, that they're doing a design challenge for the first challenge using scraps that other girls from Pretty Vacation.
B
Can I say, before we move on, I was so obsessed when Mandy looked at Nene and said, wait, who are you? Who? Mandy looked at Nene Coco and said, wait, Mandy. Mandy Mango.
C
Oh, yeah.
B
Looked at Nene Coco. I know her.
C
Mango. I didn't realize. I'm Mandy.
B
Yeah, Mandy Mango. And she's looking at Nene. She goes, wait, which one are you? And also with Briar said that people were shocked at how she looked out of drag because her. She. Briar, looks the most similar in and out of drag. Who I would have been like, well, that's Briar. We can move.
C
We can move on. I love her, like, gothy little angsty haircut. It's cute.
B
Her little mullet. Yeah. But at this moment, Briar has positioned herself as the villain of the season for sure. So Ru reenters the room, announces that Kenya wins $2,500. And the first challenge is going to be a design challenge. Reclaim, renew, rejoice. Where you get to have these old items inspired by things from past seasons. And Kenya is gagged. Cause she wants a talent show.
C
I know. Which I feel like, obviously, she'd probably do a really good job at. I would. I've said this every time. I would hate a design challenge. I hate especially unconventional materials.
B
But you never were in the bottom of a design challenge.
C
I wasn't, but I don't. I never. I never shine bright.
D
Didn't I mean, the. You lip sync in a design challenge?
C
No, I did not.
B
No. That's a makeover. But she bought those off.
D
No, no, no. The ball. You versus Dusty Rae bottoms.
C
That was a design challenge.
B
Oh, never mind. You've fully been to the bottom of design challenge.
C
Yeah.
B
Wow.
C
Jacob, first of all, mind your business.
D
It Was honestly one of your most iconic lip syncs.
B
We're so glad you lost that challenge. RuPaul announced that the extra special guest judge is Cardi B. And I know. And Nicki Minaj is somewhere kicking her feet.
C
I don't think she cares.
B
I'm just. I'm just trying to do a thing. You didn't have to negate my bit like that. That was crazy.
C
I also. Would you want a. Because yours was fabric. Would you like unconventional materials?
B
No, I want fabric. Right. I want fabric.
C
But do you think you could excel at an unconventional material?
B
Probably not. Yeah, I think I can be safe.
D
You were in the bottom.
C
You were in the bottom of yours on the book.
B
Oh, on the book thing?
C
Yeah, the book and the Oz.
B
That was not a conventional. And I was not in the bottom of the episode.
C
Design challenge one. The Oz one.
B
I was not in the bottom. I was safe.
C
Weren't you? Bottom three. Okay.
B
Bottom three. There's bottom two.
C
Okay. Well, were you okay?
B
You're savior. You're in the bottom.
C
You're in the.
B
You're.
C
Were we bottom safe or top safe?
B
Bottom safe. And top safe. And middle safe and high safe and low safe.
C
Okay, now it don't count.
B
To be clear, you were in the bottom.
C
And you were in the bottom for.
B
Your boob loss, too.
C
Lipsticking, too.
B
So one. One. So to be clear, you've lipstick. You've been.
C
No, we're talking about design challenges, baby. Every design challenge, you failed. I did not.
B
Honey. I've only been in the bottom once. And it was sad.
C
With your little wig hanging down inside of your face. You went home with your little wig hanging down.
B
Can. Can. Your mic.
C
You don't even know just pummeled you. Your little wig falling.
B
Your little earring falling off with the wig I gave you, first of all, I think succeeded in one. You sitting there with your pants falling off first of all. And Mayhem should have sent you out.
C
But she didn't. And those are the cold, hard.
B
But you acknowledge that she should have sent you home.
C
No, she shouldn't have.
B
Mayhem, I'm sorry that you could have gone when you did because you deserve to stay. So no one. Also. There was a shade. No one wanted the sp.
C
I mean, listen, that's a. Ew.
B
I have to tell you.
C
So they did this thing in.
B
For.
C
The season 18 premiere. They did the. Have you seen this RuPaul's Drag Race experience thing they're doing in Chicago?
B
I thought it was in Vegas.
D
No, it's in Chicago.
C
It's in Chicago. And for it, they each had to recreate a girl's look and to get one of the materials to get them with sponges. And then one of them. I think it's Mia Starr. She was like, girl, kudos to you. Cutting up sponges takes way longer. I was like, I know it's hard to do.
B
Then why don't you pick it? No one touched your head.
C
I thought I already saw the material. I couldn't change it.
B
Well, no one wanted the sponges and probably was smart for them. Athena designed Now Athena is like Honey Cathedral going on about her design. Her design? Her design. I design.
C
I don't construct, which is I. I feel that hard, girl.
B
She. You design, huh?
C
You don't design. Yes, I do. I. I sketch out looks and I say I talked to. Well back when I did.
B
Let's show one picture of you sketching something out.
C
Okay.
B
What. What reason looking.
C
I'll go to my u hat I you not recently. I used to. Oh yeah. Also I did for my all season 18.
B
Get your big man hands away from. There's so much wind coming. Your hands are so big. A a wind came. My hair was like.
C
I trying to get the sweat coming out your chin.
B
I know you're not talking the sweat.
C
Dripping on your baby chin chin.
D
So we have been rolling for an hour and we still need.
B
No, this is a super extra big bonus episode and they're going to get. We're not skipping a single note cuz we love you all so much. So thank you.
C
You know what, Jacob? Thank you for keeping us on track. I appreciate that Bob is missing. Oh, my God.
B
And I will later. No, they. She. She took 25 sewing classes, which is good. Yeah. It's better than zero.
C
She tried. She tried. Yeah.
B
Kenya did not grab any fabric, which is crazy. And Discord seems to have everything she looking at Discord. She's looks like she's her bag. Looks like her. Her vibe, her style. Yeah.
C
And. And she's. She's very confident about her skills. She said you. I'm here to prove that you don't need $100,000 to keep it on Drag Race. I'm gonna do it doing my thing.
B
And she's also said that she's known for upcycling with her husband.
C
Also, Nene is. I think it's so smart to take something that a girl did poorly on, which is lala rude with the paper bags and committing to make a paper bag outfit.
B
It's a big risk.
C
It's very ballsy, very Ballsy.
B
It is a big, big risk. They're all.
C
So all the girls start working.
B
Well, Veda wants to use umbrella colors.
C
Which I think is smart.
B
She's got. She's got this. She's got the skill set. And Juicy doesn't have a plan. All she knows is she wants to be naked. And I'm like, girl, why would you want to be naked on a challenge where you're supposed to wear clothes?
C
Well, Aquaria. Other girls are naked.
B
Aquaria is a fashion. Like, I. I genuinely think Aquarius, a fashion icon. She literally is a. She went to fashion. Excuse the fit. Like, this girl. Her thing is fashion. Like, that's literally what Aquaria does does Is fashion. So I just don't know why you'd want to be naked on a design channel. Gotmick, Gottmik.
D
One with flat look.
B
Also a fashion person. Also a fashion person. These are fashion people.
C
Do you think Gotmik is a fashion icon like Aquaria?
B
I think Aquaria is a little better at fashion than Gotmick is.
D
That's crazy.
B
For sure. Aquaria. I think Aquaria is easily top three most fashionable queens from drag rap, and that includes her in and out of.
D
Drag one and two.
B
My number one is Raja. Easy, Raj. Raja. No one gets fashion in or out of drag like Ra'. Jah.
C
And. Who's the other one?
B
Uh, I don't really. Maybe Aquaria's number two then. I just got one and two.
C
I'll be three. It's fine.
B
That's fine. Um, and then so all.
C
But. But. But because. Because Juicy's so cutesy, and she's so, like, lovable. She has Jane Doane and Dee Dee.
B
Fuego helping her out.
C
They're like, we'll help you, baby.
B
Don't worry about it. I'd have been, like, too tough.
C
Which Athena was.
B
Yep. No, literally, I'd have been like Athena. Like, sorry, girl. First of all, girl, you don't even know how to put a needle in a sewing machine. Athena, you should have took your daughter to your granddaughter, to some of your classes. Not knowing how to put a needle in a sewing machine is crazy.
C
It is. But I also. Bob, you have to. Can you please acknowledge the pressures you feel when you're in the workroom? Sometimes, like, all the skills you have sometimes leave you. Cause you're just, like, freaking out.
B
Never happened to me.
C
I will say. I'm not even trying to be funny, Bob. You taught me a lot about sewing. You're a great seamstress, and you put that little lady and yourself out in those ugly white outfits when you can make something way better than that.
B
So I want to be clear. Everyone thought that my little lady's outfit was amazing. My outfit literally fell apart. The outfit that I wore on the Runway, I made it in 15 minutes because I went to go zip, my zipper flew off the thing. I couldn't replace it. So to be clear, the outfit that I had on her, the judges loved it. Ken, you about to knock this vase over. Put the vase somewhere. It's not gonna fall over. And then my outfit, which I made in 15 minutes, they were critiquing.
C
Well, we didn't see that. All we saw was what you.
B
Yes, you did. They talked about. It's a whole. Right before commercial, I go, oh, my outfit fell apart.
C
That was 10 years ago. You think? I remember from 10 years ago.
B
I remember what happened to you 10 years ago.
C
That's good for you.
B
I took you out of rehab when you had.
C
When you had got out of jail anyway. So I think that sometimes, like, with the pressures of drag race, it's like you just kind of somebody lose your.
B
Wits about you, you know, you. I don't think she ever knew how to put a needle in a sewing machine. That. That's crazy. You ever hear about the baseball player who forgot to pitch?
C
No.
B
It's a whole thing. It's like a baseball player, and he just, like, he just one day just forgot how to pitch, and he could never pitch baseball again, like, ever. He had to quit. I can't remember his name, but it's like a whole thing. This guy like that had to give up baseball. It was cra. He never learned to pitch again.
C
Oh, wow.
B
He would throw like crazy.
C
We also those people who wake up who can speak another language. I wish. I'll have it, me.
B
So Kenya. Kenya's hat falls apart while she's trying to spray Pa.
C
I don't understand what happened. Like, is she trying to say the thing was the structured collar piece was good. She put spray paint on it, and it just felt. I don't understand.
B
No, I think it was going to fall apart regardless. And then it just fell apart while she was spray painting it.
C
Also just not putting any structural integrity in the thing and just thinking it's going to maintain the shape.
B
Well, girl, she was holding it up the whole time. I hate to see people holding their outfits together as you talk yourself. So the very next day, briar. Now is briar. The briar said that she was trying to get a bond with Athena. You. I'll make your gloves. You give me some materials. Athena said, no, thank you, but Briar made it sound like she. Briar made it sound like she sold Athena's gloves. And then Athena said, you can't have no materials.
C
I think at first. But then when Athena came into the mix, she was like, clared it up. Yeah, she cleared it up.
B
I mean, but did she try to spread a lie about Athena?
C
No, I don't.
B
I think because it did sound like I made her gloves and she said no. Yeah.
C
But I think once they started talking about it more, I understood the full. And like. But, like, do you think that's shady? Like, Briar's trying to, like, lend a helping hand, and she just wanted because to you to your point, Remember last day when girls were stealing fabric and you said, like, she should have. So she could have taken the fabric or said, hey, I'm gonna do you a service and give me some fabric.
B
I mean, she made an offer, and the offer was denied. Request denied. But Athena is clearing her.
C
I know.
B
Help and advice are two separate things. You could use both. And then Briar was like, oh, I might be. And then as she walked away, she goes, you wear less than me. And you have. You. You wear less than me with more to cover.
C
It was a nasty.
B
Which, by the way, I don't know if that's true. Athena looks pound for pound, much larger than Bri. I think she. Briar looks like she's 5ft tall. Athena looks like she's like, at least 5, 10.
C
I met both, and I can't remember who. Like Jacob. The heights are not going to be accurate online. I met them both, and I can't remember, but I think to your point, I think I remember them being similar sizes.
B
Yeah.
C
Not like.
B
But you. You wear less than me with more to cover. You wear more than me with less to cover. So whatever.
C
Still a Conti Reeves.
B
She gathers. Athena and Juicy are not only related, but they're best friends.
C
Yeah.
B
So let's get to the Runway.
C
Wait, do. Yeah, yeah, we can go to the Runway.
B
Let's look at these looks. RuPaul looks so good. Amazing.
C
RuPaul looks amazing.
B
This is.
C
It's giving me Matthew days.
B
Yeah, she looks stunning. Carson and Michelle look great. I love that Cardi B is in full dragoon. Thank you, Bel.
C
Khalis Almasar is giving Jade. It's either jade. I think she's wearing the jade color, but with Melina size. Cause Jade uses a staff. Mortal Kombat by the way, there are.
B
Size in her hair.
C
Yeah, there are sizes in her hair, girl.
B
Oh, gang, gang.
C
Yeah.
B
Yeah. She looks so good. Thank you. For those of you who come to Drag race and do drag, we salute you. Yeah.
C
She looks amazing. And Michelle's wearing her color, but she allegedly hates on people.
B
She's. It's. It's a new year. Yeah. Let's go into these queens looks. So our first queen up, it. Oh, we're just doing like this. Okay. Our first queen up is going to be Sierra Mist. I love this look.
C
I think this is a. I think this was a job well done. This looks like something she could have possibly packed for a dancing challenge or something like that. Or something like that. I think this looks great.
B
I think this could be a Runway, to be honest. I really do. If it was like. If, like cyborg. Neon cyborg, like with mullet. I think this is look is giving. I think she looks amazing. It's so on brand for her. Her branding is so strong.
C
I agree with that.
B
And she looks.
C
The lip thing again. The lip thing again. I just hate. I think I like everything except the lips. I hate the weird. The like, octopus lips.
B
But she's. Is. Can you appreciate that it's intentional and it's not like someone accidentally drawing overdrawing their lips.
C
I know, but I like everything else. And the lips just take me out anyway.
B
I like it. I like it. I love this look. This was one of my top looks.
C
Yeah, she was. Sierra did a great job. And also, I think she seemed to have a really like person, a really lovely personality. I like her.
B
Yeah. She. Something about her reminds me of that queen Patagonia.
C
Yes. But they're both redheads. Probably as Patagonia.
B
Patagonia. Yeah.
C
Who just walked. She walked from.
B
For a million dollars.
C
How many miles?
B
No, a million. Let's go to Athena. Athena Di. Athena. Love. Dion, girl, what are you going through? Athena. Yo. This. This is giving Jaymes Mansfield, but not as well as Jaymes Mansfield would do it. Yeah, it's actually. I don't think it's awful. This is solidly mid. Her being in the middle makes a ton of sense. This is solidly mid to me. Yeah.
C
Yeah. I just think because I feel the show is giving. The edit so far. I'm getting from a. Is giving very Sasha Colby very like. I'm in charge of the girls. I'm experienced. I've done this for a long time, and this is not giving that. You know what I mean? So I think I'm a little Disappointed in this look. But again, everyone doesn't know how to do everything on Drag Race, so this may be her one weak point. And we should look out for her on comedy, acting, improv, et cetera, et cetera.
B
This is what 25 sewing lessons will get you. Yeah.
C
And you know what? That's not bad. Bitch has been better than I did.
B
You have had 25 sewing lessons, though.
C
Not lessons, but I've sewn way more than 25 times before I went to Drag Race.
B
You need some lessons between.
C
All right, you got came from you.
B
Let's go to our next queen O. We have the names.
C
Kenya.
B
Kenya Pleaser. This look is bad. Bad, but bad, bad, bad. The only thing good about this is the bustier. And even that's not great. Her having to hold up her collar the entire time is so annoying. This skirt is absolutely atrocious.
C
Girl can't even call this.
B
I mean, I'm trying to give this look some reference. Some reference. This is a bad look. And I. And I appreciate her trying to sell it, but she knows.
C
She knows.
B
She said, I know how I look, America. I know what I look like. I'm a mess. Yeah, I know how I look.
C
And also the wig lifting on the left side of her ear is taking me out.
B
There is so much wrong with this look. So much wrong.
C
But I think this shows you the personality will get you a really long way.
B
Because it didn't get any anywhere. They got her in the bottom. What did her person have to do for her?
C
I think RuPaul made it a non elimination because he didn't want her to go home.
B
You think that Lil Mama would have sent home her Who? The one she was in the bottom with.
C
Juicy.
B
The one she was in the bottom with.
C
I can't remember. Who is it?
B
Why are you writing Miko. Miki Moku.
C
Mango.
D
Mandy Mango.
C
Mango. Mango.
B
You.
C
And you can't even get the names right. You think? Man, you don't even know the fucking names.
B
I'm not gonna lick your highlights the way you say Happy, Merry Christmas in Hawaiian. Do you think that Mandy Mango is about to send home Kenya Pleaser? I don't know.
D
You're judging Mandy off of to a cardi B song.
B
To a Belize Amazon song, girl. Manny Mango, Nick, Kate Breeze.
C
She's from Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Motherfuckers are hood. Manny Mega might get up there and.
B
Fuck it up, girl. A nurse from the north side of Philadelphia. She lived by the. That bitch was raised by the university. She was raised university. I promise you. Are you Scatting today. Ba da boop boop boop. Nene coco. This look is amazing.
C
Yeah.
B
I love a monochromatic moment. I do not get what these hating ass bitches are saying about this look.
C
I will say I think this is impressive too. I think that what they're trying to. What they're seeing is the un. Well, that the bra. I think she should have covered the whole bra in orange. I think that's.
B
That.
C
That's the only thing you can nitpick about this.
B
The bra is flesh color. It's meant to be floating.
C
I know, but you, but you can see. But you can see the fact that you can. The bra in the back on the sides. I think maybe taking you out of the illusion. But I admit I think cutting all these paperbacks into these leaves is really cool. And I think she ate. I think she ate it up. I think she looks amazing.
B
Yeah. I don't get what they're hating on. She looks amazing. I genuinely think she looks stunning. Let's go to our next queen, please.
C
We have Jane don't also trend alert. Finger waves, bitch. They're like 19 finger waves on this thing.
B
Jada Essence Hall's impact.
C
Who Jada E. James. I love this look. I think this is. This, this jacket is well unstructed. I love. She put these little poom poom flower things on her shoulders. The headpiece, the hair was perfect with it.
B
This.
C
She was like my. She was.
B
She looks really good. Can I just say out loud though, I think she might be a little too pale for this color palette. Really? I think she's a little too pasty for this color palette specifically.
C
Interesting.
B
Something about my eye, the way my eye work with color. I'm like. Also, is she wearing pads or is those heroes legs or does she have no little baby pads up in there?
C
I think she has little baby pads up there.
B
Cuz if her body show like that. That's crazy. No, no, no.
C
She's wearing pads in a.
B
She a lawyer?
C
The. Yes, she's a lawyer.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jane don't Esquire.
C
Yeah, I think. But I think Jane don't looks really good. I. I love this look on her and I love her talking head. She's going to be one of my favorites this season for sure.
B
Yeah. Let's go on to Discord Adams. This look is stunning. She looks.
C
This is great.
B
This is a really good look. It matches her aesthetic. The hair looks great. The chains in the back. This is a really. It's. It is a little.
C
Yeah. I can see that. And this walk is diabolical, but this.
B
Walk is no prison. Prison for the walk.
C
Like, what is this? Like, pussy and hips out, just walking, stomping.
B
So did she construct these feathers? Did she find feathers?
C
I don't know. I don't know.
B
Cause if she just found feathers, she really just put some feathers on a thing. Like, she made a feather skirt and put. But that being said, it looks good.
C
I think from what I was talking to someone about this earlier, and I don't remember seeing feathers in her bag or such as pulling, but maybe she did. I think she had to lay these all individually, like, thing. I don't know.
B
I will say that kimchi has been dethroned as the worst walk in Drag race history. Discord is eating Kim up right now.
C
Also, Discord was doing this weird. Did you peep her hairline in the thing? She had this jagged shark teeth wig line. Did you see this?
B
No. Yeah.
C
And untucked, you could see it.
B
Let's go into Mia style. Star. This look is there. Those shoes. The shoes are back. How many of these are we going to see?
C
Well, the other ones had platform. There's no platform in this one.
B
This look is.
C
Jesus.
B
Totally fine.
C
Yeah, I think it's fine. I think it's safe. It's like a nod. Not a nod to. But similar to your clown one with, like, the different patterns and clown black and white.
B
I love a duochromatic monochromatic moment. I think they're really fun. I love when someone just picks two colors and go with those two. I think they're really fun. But this look is perfectly mid. We can move on.
C
Let's go on to Dee Dee Fuego.
B
I love this queen. I hate this dress. I love this queen. She looks like a. She looks like someone drew on a Chipotle burrito with markers. Well.
C
And at first I thought, oh, is she doing, like. I mean, I do. I will say.
B
Say. Yeah.
C
I think that it's interesting, and I think it's a little more impressive than some of the other things we're seeing, like the gap, the draping of this. What is that? It looks like the thing you put on people after they run a marathon to keep them warm.
B
Yeah. Insulation.
C
Yeah. But I think it's interesting to compare it to other things. I think this is better than what Mia did.
B
I think that I just like this queen, and I do not like. You know what I really don't like about it? When she walks away, you can tell that she didn't act like, the edge is still just a corner. Like, it's a. Like, girl, cut it into a corner shape. Yeah.
C
That's what you're saying.
B
Like, cut it into a shape. You know what I mean?
C
Yeah.
B
Let's go to Juicy Love. Dion, baby. If it was not for her throwing these things, this would be the most garbage thing I've ever seen all day. And it's. And it's barely anything, but see, I.
C
Don'T think that's saving it. When they. When in the. In the judges critique, they were acting like that was something that was saving this whole look.
B
I was like, that girl. I was like, look at this. Awful.
C
Literally just a tiny 1212 inch thick fabric she's wrapped around her thing. And she sold a thing at the top top of it. And that was a skirt. I was like, this was awful.
B
Like, that. That length of skirt where your entire ass is hanging out is hideous.
C
It's not a skirt.
B
Also, I don't know where the world lies with padding these days, but her body does not look great here.
C
Yeah.
B
Like, it, like, girl, this. You are as up. And like, from your shoulders to your ankle is just one size.
C
Yeah.
B
She needs all the way from the shoulders to the ankle. It's just one straight line. The only thing that looks nice is this head. This head wrap strap she has on.
C
Yeah.
B
And that's the only thing I like about this outfit. Everything else about this is bad. Bad.
C
Yeah. It's not good. It's really not good. And I was gagged that they were acting like that thing saved it. That little. Them little sleeve things.
B
Let's go on to our next person. Vita Von Tear. This is. I cannot believe she made this. That's incredible. In that workroom in the time that she did.
C
Incredible. This thing is incredible. That's why also, it.
B
It.
C
It like, I. Her promo look, I was like, you can create things like this, and that's what you wore for your promo.
B
Maybe she was trying to save it. Save it.
C
You know what I mean? But, yeah, but this is incredible the way that this. The boning or the horse hair. She used probably boning and horsehair to keep this, like, structural piece going down, going across the front of this gown. Her own, accenting it with the jewels and diamonds that she brought from home. The disco ball accents. I think this looks incredible. The disco ball, the mirror ball trail rim on this.
B
Like the big disco ball pen.
C
It's so good.
B
I'm actually really disappointed that they did a top two lip sync, because she.
C
Should have won by herself.
B
But she did lose that lip sync.
C
Oh, for sure.
B
Yeah.
C
But. But her outfit was light years above. Above everyone else.
B
I agree. A disservice. But she looked amazing. Let's go on to brier. Blush. Hate it.
C
Really?
B
What do you like about this?
C
I mean, I like everything. I think if she lost that. Because, correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah. She made the tight.
B
That is not a Pignett. It's like a half tutu. I don't even know what it is.
C
Yeah, I did not like that. But I like everything else. I like the whimsy of the cat. I love the. The headpiece she made with the. With the thing coming down into her cheeks.
B
So if you lose the Pinay, it's just a corset and some panties with some cheap beads hanging off the front. I'm not judging her for being cheap. Beads being cheap. That's not her decision. But like, if you lose this tutu thing, what is the. What are you left with?
C
Yeah, but I think it's the overall. The selling and the whole thing and having the. Because I think having the cat toy and the tail and the headpiece, like, I think that's whimsical enough. And I think if she didn't have the tutu on, I would still be into it.
B
This is basically what Cynthia Lee Fontaine made for herself when they gave her the business. Also, what is. What color are her tights? They're pink.
C
They're all pink.
B
Her tights are pink?
C
Yeah.
B
I think that her skin, her legs.
D
Yeah, I would say they're red.
B
Yeah, it's like clay. I see pink, Kane, what do you see? It's like clay red.
C
I think when I watched it on different TV yesterday, it looked pink.
B
What about you looking right now on this tv?
D
Cuz the tail is pink.
B
Yeah, the outfit is pink. What I'm saying, what I'm getting is that I don't feel like these ties are her skin color.
C
No, they're not supposed to. They're not supposed to be her. Her skin color.
B
Oh. Oh, yes, that. Yes. Yeah.
C
Yes. Yes.
B
Let's move on to Mandy. Man. Bingo.
C
Ugh. Okay.
B
Garbage.
C
This could have been good if she cut off those things hanging at the bottom. No, I think she cut off things at the bottom. She took off that headpiece. No, I think it could have been good.
B
I think if she cut the thing off at the bottom, picked a different fabric, took the thing off her head, got rid of the necklace thing, and then had maybe Vita Buntees stars design it. Yes. If she took those notes. This would be beautiful. This is ass, bro.
C
I don't think so.
B
This looks okay. Well, let's ask Cardi B. Oh, my God. Cause Cardi B. Cardi B's not fake like you. Cardi B's not fake like you, honey. Cardi B went in on her. Cardi B was letting her have it. Cardi B let all the girls. We're gonna get to Cardi B's notes later. I will say. Yeah, no, actually, I won't say it. This is ugly.
C
You will say.
B
What?
C
What were you gonna say?
B
I was gonna try to find something nice to say, but I can't. It's hideous.
C
I liked. I didn't like it.
B
But to quote Glenda is hideous.
C
I don't think I don't feel as strongly as you do about it. I liked it.
B
Dar. I didn't.
C
Sorry.
B
I didn't. I didn't like it.
C
I don't think it was as shit as you're saying.
B
Your least favorite queen from the season, Darlene.
C
Not my least favorite. Stop saying that.
B
Then who's your least favorite?
C
I don't have a least favorite yet.
B
Oh, okay. But how close is Darlene to the bottom?
D
Who's your favorite?
C
My favorite right now. I'm gonna say. Let me look at them all together.
B
No queen from the season.
C
Yeah, I gotta see them all together.
B
How close? Darlene did not. How close? She denoting. Your favorite.
C
I tell you, Darlene bumped up a whole bunch when I met her. She's very delightful and person. And this dress, however, was too short. Her was out girl.
B
Anyone who knows me knows I love a short dress. Everyone. I will wear a very short dress when you are a literally 4 inches above the bottom. The top of your bottom of your. We're talking this. We're in crazy territory. This.
C
Yeah, it's way too short.
B
And also this bedroom queen thing. Girl, let it go. We don't care about the storyline. We don't care. We don't care. We don't care. Make something.
C
Make something.
B
Make something nice. We don't care that you're bedroom queen. Make a nice outfit. Make a nice outfit.
C
No, I think she's leaning.
B
She's not my least favorite queen. No, I'm kidding. I still like her.
C
She's leading into the camp of her being. I think she's trying to make. She's trying to tie in all of her lore together. I think that makes sense.
B
We don't like. I don't like. Okay. I don't like. Monet loves It. She is now Monet's favorite queen.
C
I did not say I love it. I just said I understand what she's doing.
B
Do you hate this queen or do you love this queen?
C
Let's move on.
D
What would you rank it on a scale of one to ten?
B
Oh, my God.
C
What are you.
B
Answer that question. On a scale of 1:10, what do you rate this outfit?
C
This outfit?
B
Yes.
C
I would give this outfit a seven.
B
I was gonna give it a six.
C
Really?
B
If it was longer, it'd be a seven or eight.
C
Yeah, I think it's a seven for me.
D
And what about Mandy's?
B
I also don't like those colors. I just. Not into the pink.
C
You have so much pink.
B
I don't have that much pink. Bitch, you have that.
C
Your little tea dress.
B
Okay, keep going. The flamingo.
C
The flamingo from RuPaul.
B
From the bodysuit that we talked about.
C
In the bodysuit that we talked about.
B
Keep going.
C
I just have three. Your sibling rivalry. Pink, iconic fuchsia colored outfit that I.
B
Had to buy cause of you.
C
The pink drip that I gave you.
D
You're Marie Antoinette.
B
Myself, I went and bought that paint myself.
C
Bitch. The Ivan Ooze dress that I gave you.
B
I thought you meant the paint.
C
The paint on my head? No, over your ears.
B
That's not pink. It is pink. It is pink. It's like a blue.
D
What you wore to the wicked premiere.
B
Your lift outfit.
C
Your lift outfit that you did that lovely campaign with.
B
Lift. Can I keep lift?
D
The one outfit.
B
That's an hour already.
C
Your traders elimination outfit.
B
That's the same thing as the lift outfit. Same outfit. Square. So let's go on to Mikey Meeks.
C
Rob has some submissions as well.
B
Mikey Meeks is. This is perfectly fine. I think she looks good.
C
This is a curtain dress, like you going with the windows.
B
Yeah, I think she looks good.
C
I mean, this is great, actually. I'm looking at it all the texture in it is very, very nice.
B
I love that shoe. It matches the outfit really well.
C
Yeah, I think she's one of those queens. She kind of looks. She looks like herself in in and out of drag.
B
True. She also looks like she could be anywhere from 23 to 45.
C
Yeah, I would agree.
B
Very much so.
C
Yeah.
B
Let's move on to the next queen, please.
C
I think that she's the last one.
B
She's it. All right, now the judges. Baby Cardi, if you bring a rap girl in, they're gonna go in. The rap girls don't. So. Athena, Discord, Mia, Dee, Briar, Sierra, Darlene. And Mikey are all safe. Safe girls. Discord is beside herself.
C
She is angry. She cannot believe that she is safe.
B
I. To be fair, I think she had one of the best outfits.
C
That's what I. I agree. But I mean, the. The who and the three who end up being the top three, theirs were also really.
B
I agree. I think her big thing is her issue with Nini Coco. But I actually do think that Nini Coco's outfit was more like, had the. The way it was made was harder to make. And. And I think.
C
I agree. And I also think also, I will admit this after someone who has been on the show and seen things in the Runway and us, all the girls being like, oh, yeah, this is a thing, and seeing it on screen. Sometimes things look better on screen than they do when you see them. Irl, would you agree with this?
B
Yeah, for sure.
C
Yeah. So I think because it wasn't just her. It was a gen. A lot of girls were like, yeah, we think Nene's in the bottom.
B
Yeah. But she was, like, really leading the charge.
C
Yeah.
B
You know, Bob was in charge, was leading the charge out of that. The judges do not like Kenya Cardi B says the skirt is terrible. And she was like, you're glam. Your. She's like, your makeup is not giving. Your hair is not giving. Your makeup's not giving. Your skirt is bad.
C
I mean, the hair was bad. I mean, again, you know, hair is a. Hair's a thing, though. She's probably like, bitch, this outfit is bootiful. I'm not going to waste a good hair that I can't have with something later on to give me, like, a big win. So she probably wore, like, one of her shit wigs.
B
Did you And I wore. That's when I wore the hair. You gave the mat luck wig.
C
Oh, okay. What hair were you gonna wear if you didn't wear that wig?
B
I didn't have a plan.
C
I was.
B
I don't know. It was 11 years ago. 10.
C
Oh, you filmed it 11 years ago.
B
I was like, this hair will help me did it. You're bad luck hair.
C
You know what? This bitch. Next time you go on something, don't borrow my shit.
B
I have gone on things and I have not borrowed anything from you.
C
That's not true.
B
What have I borrowed from you?
C
What do you want? A traders?
B
What did I borrow from you?
C
I gave you my love.
B
I remember wearing a pair of shoes that was too big.
D
Is there an outfit, shoes or wig that both of you have worn on Drag Race? Like, the same.
B
No.
D
Wow, that's crazy.
B
Maybe you not wear that. No, no, we did the wig. We share the same wig. That bowl cut, red wig.
C
I didn't wear it on Drag Race.
B
Oh, you didn't wear it on Drag Race.
C
Oh, no.
B
Anyway, so they love. They love Nene. Nene Coco's look. And Cardi B Said she would wear it.
C
I know. Which. You know, Cardi wears pretty campy things sometimes. I could see her wearing something.
B
The judges, they love. Jane don't. And they got this story about her father already teaching her how to sew.
C
But she don't talk to him no more.
B
But she don't fuck with him.
C
Yeah. And which we see the first tears of the season. Jane, don't. Jane, don't cry. The first tears of season 18.
B
The first tear. And Cardi B said to Juicy, she said, when you're standing, it's ugly. I wrote that down. When you're standing, it's ugly. Like, Cardi B is not mincing her words. And she's right. It was a fucking ugly. Yeah. It was not great. They loved voice.
C
They did love Vita. Rightfully so. I'm so mad. I'm bitter about the lip sync for the win thing. It should have been. She should have won without anything.
B
So after the judging, they do this little bit where they show that Cardi B brings Tokyo and Erica, her glam squad, into the untucked line.
C
I fucking love this moment. Because Cardi B, out of her own mouth, was like, bitch, y', all. The LGBTQIA community. Yeah, they the ones who influence us. They were like.
B
They.
C
She was like. She was like, it's because of y' all that I basically have this, like, Camp c rapturous Persona.
B
10 boys be boys. Isn't that a crazy concept? Be boys?
C
Yeah. Cardi confirms that queer people, like, move the culture.
B
No, she. She. Yeah, it was really fierce. Discord wants to know what Cardi thought about her look.
C
And Cardi liked it.
B
And Cardi was like, I like it.
C
She like it.
B
She said, I like it.
C
Yeah.
B
And Cardi's obviously not missing words, so I believe her. And then Discord said that Cardi wanted. So Discord said, if Cardi B wanted Nene's outfit, I would pass away. When do we plan the funeral services? When do we plan the funeral? Because Cardi B said of her own, without being prompted, she said, I would wear this. She didn't say I liked it. She took it. She said, completely unprompted, I would wear this outside right now. I would literally be outside Outdoors wearing this.
C
I wonder.
B
So, Discord or can I. Am I coming to. Do you need someone to. To. To do your funeral service? Do you need someone to officiate? I don't know.
C
Officiate what?
B
Her funeral?
C
Is that what she called it? Officiating a funeral?
B
I reckon Kenya and Mandy are in the bottom two queens, but there's no lip sync for your life. There's a lip sync for the win.
C
And it was the Cardi B song. I do not know this Cardi. Do you know this Cardi song? Yeah, I do not know this Cardi song.
B
Put on neck. Can't breathe enough. This is when you and I were supposed to have Cardi. This is the video she filmed when we were supposed to have her. Oh, her husband or Offset X.
C
Offset directed the video. Oh, got it.
B
I'm almost positive. Can you Google that? I think Offset directed the announcement.
C
So y'.
B
All.
C
Yeah. So y' all should know this. This was, like, two years ago. Bob and I were supposed to do a. Cardi was gonna be a guest on the pod, and then we were going to go. They were gonna fly us to Miami to do it at her house in Miami. But it ended up with her schedule. Ended up like, oh, no.
B
Patience Harding directed it, like, y', all.
C
The day before. They were like, yeah, it can't happen no more. I was really bummed out.
B
So I think this. I would have rather seen Mandy Mango go home and allow Vita to have her win.
C
I agree. I agree 100%.
B
No shade. Like, are we expecting Mandy? Like, what are we saving them from?
C
You know, I think the show. Because they acknowledge that a lot of girls spend a lot of money to get on the show. I think the show is trying to not have.
B
Have.
C
They're trying to prolong their experience on the show and show their package more. So I do commend the show for that, because, as we know, Lexi Love did my show, and she was saying she spent 70, I think $70,000 on her package for Drag Race. So some of these girls are spending a lot of money. So, sure. Trying to let them show their drag a little more.
B
I wish you giving reality TV too much credit, because reality TV will crush your dreams and hopes, and they will keep moving.
C
I know, but I think Drag Race.
B
I mean, well, what.
C
On what other reality medley? On what other reality. Spending $70,000 for it to compete on the show. What other reality show? No other Drag Race is unique in that way. So I think the show is acknowledging, and I think they have the responsibility to do together.
B
I look silly right now.
C
Wait.
B
I don't know. I feel like the way I'm looking is like I look like I'm in trouble or something. Yeah, sure. Have another week. I just wish that Vita had gotten her win, because Vita did deserve to win. And once this lip sync they're doing Enough Is Enough by Cardi B. And. And Vita is just doing too much toward Nene. Like, she's performing for Nene. Like, girl, perform for your. For the judges. Yeah. I always say this, y'. All. If you're going to be on Drag Race, just do your performance. Don't worry about the girl next to you. Just act like you're on stage performing for an audience. Don't do the show unless you got something really Conti plan. But, like, pointing is not going to get you what you. Yeah, you just doing this.
C
And before this lip syncing started, if you asked me who's gonna win, I was gonna say, oh, Vita.
B
Oh, I just had Vita. But Nene gathered the girl. But also having she engineered her way.
C
To an end, having someone lip sync in a fucking gown and a constructed paperback thing. Like, these are not the easiest outfits to lip sync in. No. Like, girl, this shit is hard as fuck. So I can't remember both of them, but Nene ate her up.
B
Who's gonna win this season of RuPaul's Drag Race?
C
Can you just cycle through the entrance? Look, Jacob won more time.
B
Crazy.
C
You know, if you ask me on today, January 3rd, 2026, I think my winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18, Nini Coco.
B
Wow. Nene.
C
I think she looks really good. I think that. I mean, it's tough. It's just off of. Off a design challenge, but I think Drag Race is doing more design challenge, as we've seen in the past few seasons. So it's going to work out.
B
The top two are going to be. It's going to be Athena Dion and Kenya Pleaser. And I believe that Athena's experience is going to edge her to the top. Got it.
C
Okay.
B
As of today.
C
Okay.
B
But we'll see you all next week and decide, by the way, if y' all want to hear what we think about untucked and, of course, juicy, juicy Drag Race drama. Did y' all see Mistress and Willem at Rocco's?
C
I saw that. Can I.
B
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C
And no Facebook, though. If it's drama on Facebook, we refuse to cover it. Yeah, you boomers don't deserve that. And you can also see more of my decolletage on.
B
Will you pull a full nipple out for us? For.
C
For Patreon?
B
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Episode: Sibling Watchery: S18 Ep 1 — “You Can’t Keep a Good Drag Queen Down!”
Date: January 7, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
Summary by [Expert Podcast Summarizer]
This episode marks the launch of Sibling Watchery’s coverage of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18. Bob and Monét return to break down, roast, and celebrate the new cast, runways, drama, and memorable moments of the highly anticipated premiere. Their recap is packed with sharp critique, classic banter, and the duo’s signature blend of shade and praise.
A marathon breakdown and rating of each queen's entrance, including notable quotes and fashion opinions. Key highlights:
Bob and Monét deliver their trademark blend of humor, realness, and informed drag critique. The recap is both celebratory and cutting—speaking the language of fans, fellow queens, and seasoned Drag Race watchers. From debates about the “best dancer ever” to relentless nitpicking of seamwork, the episode kicks off Season 18 with full energy, keen insight, and warnings for any girl not ready to step up her game.
For full tea, including Untucked drama and social media shade, listeners are encouraged to join their Patreon.
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