The One About Aliens

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: The One About Aliens

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: August 2, 2023

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into the topic of aliens, UFO/UAP sightings, and the vast universe. Their signature blend of quick wit and playful rivalry is on display as they debate everything from space trivia and the possibility of extraterrestrial life to the infrastructure of drag performances. The conversation meanders through science, personal anecdotes, pop culture, and fashion, making for a lively and engaging hour.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Alien Existence & the Universe's Vastness

• The duo discusses recent U.S. congressional hearings on UAPs (Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena) and whistleblower David Grusch’s claims of "non-human biologics."
• Monét expresses her long-held belief in extraterrestrial life, baffled that some people think humans are the only intelligent beings in the universe:

  "I just don't understand how people can even fathom that or think that that is an existence that could be a reality." (19:21)

• Bob highlights the incomprehensible distances between galaxies, grounding the skepticism in physics:

  "Because it is a distance that we can't even imagine, truly." (24:49)

• They unpack the difference between galaxies and solar systems, wrestling with astronomical scales and time. Both are mind-blown by how looking at galaxies is actually seeing them as they were millions of years ago due to the speed of light (21:13–24:11).

2. Fourth-Dimensional Beings & Interdimensional Hypotheses

• Bob introduces the theoretical idea of fourth-dimensional beings who could exist alongside humans, but remain completely unperceivable:

  "So there could be a fourth dimensional being standing right next to you and you wouldn't be able to see them because you don't have the physical capability to." (39:35)

• The idea is expanded with jokes about what it would mean if aliens were actually operating one or more dimensions above humans—possibly explaining UAP phenomena (43:19).

3. Pop Science References & Recommendations

• Bob recommends following Neil deGrasse Tyson and Astro Alexandra on TikTok for approachable science content. Hank Green is also mentioned as a reputable, science-communicator, though currently on hiatus during cancer treatment (27:56–29:17).
• They praise these figures for making complex science understandable and fun.

4. UAPs, Government Secrecy, and Whistleblowers

• Monét and Bob clarify the difference between "UFOs" and "UAPs," noting the inclusion of underwater anomalies ("anomalous" rather than "aerial"). (29:34–29:43)
• They highlight the importance of precise legal language in government hearings, especially under oath—referencing AOC’s remarks about whistleblowers stating "non-human biologics" instead of aliens (31:58–32:08).

5. Human Limitations in Space Travel and the Alien Question

• Both hosts discuss why interstellar travel is currently impossible for humans due to sheer distance and physical/technological limits.
• Monét speculates that other civilizations may have surpassed these limitations with advances humans can't yet conceive:

  "They're way smarter, they're way more advanced than us. That's what I think." (37:46)

• Bob reiterates that, even if life exists, crossing these distances with current understanding of physics is almost unimaginable (36:22–37:13).

6. Trivia and Space Facts

• The hosts engage in a space trivia contest moderated by Jacob. Topics covered include the names and characteristics of planets, the Moon, and constellations (49:03–59:04).
• Memorable banter ensues over rules, who’s cheating, and playful accusations.

7. Drag, Pop Culture, and Fashion Sidebars

• Amidst the science talk, they riff on drag performances, Beyonce’s Renaissance tour, and fashion choices for the concert (15:43, 60:27+), blending personal storytelling with the cosmic theme.
• Notable moments include Bob defending dipping Oreos in water and comparing it to extraterrestrial behavior (17:52, 18:38).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Monét on human arrogance:
  "With all the information, all the science we have about the world and the galaxies and all this stuff in space, that people really believe that there is a possibility that we are the only sentient living beings out there. I just don't understand how people can even fathom that..." (19:21)

• Bob on cosmic scale:
  "When you look into space, when you look up in the sky and you look into space and you look at the sun, you're not actually looking at the sun as it is right now." (21:09)

• Monét’s speculation on alien advancement:
  "They have figured out something that is better and faster and quicker, and they're way smarter than us." (37:46)

• Bob on dimensions:
  "There could be a fourth dimensional being standing right next to you and you wouldn't be able to see them because you don't have the physical capability." (39:35)

• Trivia tie outcome:
  The trivia contest ends contentiously, with both playing up their rivalry and accusing Jacob (the moderator) of favoritism:

  "This is collusion. This is literal collusion. Jacob is. Jacob is Russian. Monet is Hillary Clinton." (59:41)

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Important Timestamps

• Aliens and possibilities of life elsewhere: 19:11–24:57
• How far away is the Moon and surprising space facts: 24:57–27:42
• Bob recommends science TikTok, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Astro Alexandra: 27:56–29:17
• Congressional UAP hearings recap and the language of disclosure: 31:48–32:28
• Fourth-dimensional beings and perception: 38:43–43:19
• Space trivia contest: 48:28–59:04
• Fashion and Beyoncé Renaissance talk: 60:27–63:34

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Episode Tone & Energy

• The episode is playful, fast-paced, and filled with competitive camaraderie. Both hosts toggle between earnest curiosity about the universe and quippy, shade-filled banter—staying true to their trademark "sibling rivalry."
• Science discussions are balanced with drag/pop culture references and personal stories, all delivered with sharp humor and self-deprecation.

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Summary Value

This episode is a must-listen for fans of pop science, drag culture, and anyone interested in the wild, endlessly entertaining chemistry of Bob and Monét. Listeners will walk away both amused and a bit more informed about space, the search for extraterrestrial life, and why sometimes it’s the questions, not the answers, that spark the best conversations. 🛸

Transcript

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[B]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

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and I'm Monet x Change.

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And this is simply rivalry.

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On today's episode, Bob dunks his Oreos in water.

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We talk about aliens, and we find

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out what made Bob say this, because

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it is a distance that we can't even imagine, truly. And we found out what made Monet say this.

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These extraterrestrials, these other beings, they have figured out something that is better and faster and quicker, and they're way smarter than us. They're way more advanced than us.

[B]

So we admit. I just found proof that Monet does not do her own social media. All those comments that y' all are getting from Monet, they're not from her. Because I just referenced the comment that Monet made. Monet was like, what? Who did what? So Monet, who's running your social media? Is Patty doing it for you? Be honest.

[D]

I run my own social media. No one runs my social media.

[B]

Well, why do you not know the comment I'm talking about? Why do you not know the comment I'm talking about?

[D]

We all know I. I notoriously have a bad memory. Everyone knows I have a bad memory.

[B]

We all know that you're. You all know that you're part of the 1% that you don't actually run your own social media. You're. This is probably AI. I'm probably not even talking to my best friend. I'm probably talking to a robot. I'm talking to icarly. Gang, Gang. Gang.

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Gang.

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Gang.

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Gang.

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Gang.

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Gang.

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Gang.

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Gang.

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Creamy. Creamy.

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I like bubbles, but I like a cowgirl.

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Yay.

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That Shit. Those, those, those are so unhinged. I can't. It is unhinged.

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Okay. Would you do it though, if you could make $5,000 doing it? Absolutely.

[D]

The fuck I would.

[B]

I think you might do it, but honestly, I think I'll do a lot, but that makes me a little bit uncomfortable. If you made 5k times, 300 times a year, that's. That's $1.5 million a year.

[D]

About how long. But these things are. These people are on for hours at a time.

[B]

How long do you, how long do you do your. When you. Bitch, you don't used to do drag shows. By the time you put your makeup on time, make it home. That was a 10 hour shift.

[D]

And you know, if my gig, if I have to be at the bar at 11 hours of doing my paint by 9, leave that. Leave the house by 10:30, get there like 11, 15, do my show at midnight, get home, get done with my show. Like let's 1:30, be home by 3:00am so what's 9 to 3:00am? That's six hours.

[B]

9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. 9, 10, 11,12, 1, 2, 3. That's a seven hour shift. But also, you were lazy. My gigs, I worked hard. Also, I just. When you said something that I started doing. So I bought some spf. I'm not gonna say the brand. Actually, it doesn't matter. I'm not because I'm actually gonna low key drag it. But CeraVe or CeraVe, I love CeraVe.

[D]

They have good products.

[B]

SPF is like, it is hard to rub into your skin. Like I'm. I got. But also I, I have grays in my beard. So I can't tell if the grays

[D]

are from or the residue of the

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cream or if it's the residues. I'm like, girl, what's happening? I don't know what's going on in this day and age.

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So, okay, so you're today, Bob is going to Club Renaissance. Well, where are your tickets? Where are y' all seating?

[B]

I don't know. Mitch got his tickets. I'm actually not sure where my friend Mitch surprised me with tickets to go see Beyonce.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

People that do this drive me crazy.

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People like the fans know who Mitch is. Like, you don't have to say my friend Mitch. People are, you have said Mitch's name. You have had Mitch's video. That's why people like, let's say you, Jake, when I hanging out, you like, yeah, me and my boyfriend Jacob are. Bitch, I know who Jacob is. You don't have to say, your boyfriend Jacob. We know who Mitch is.

[B]

Okay, maybe someone's just joining us. Mon, you're a trigger. This is the definition of trigger. Maybe this is someone's first podcast recently.

[D]

They were like. They were like, yeah, my friend Bob. I'm like, what do you mean you're Bob? What are you talking about?

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Okay, Monet, you know Mitch is. But everyone listen. Comment below if you don't know Mitch.

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Comment below if you do know Mitch,

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and then we go do a poll. Anyway, my friend Mitch, Monet's mad because she's not friend with Mitch because Ms. Didn't get her a ticket. Monet's mad because Mitch did not get her a ticket to Renaissance.

[D]

You mad that I'm going with Jenny Jaffe? You mad that me and Jenny. Me and Jenny Jaffe gonna be gonn. Gonna be Renaissance things together? Honey, these ain't stopping me. These ain't stopping me. That's what you jealous.

[B]

Anyway. Anyway. But the difference is Jenny Jaffe did not surprise you, Mitch. I got my tickets bought for me.

[D]

Jenny Jaffe did surprise me.

[B]

Sugar daddy vibes, honey. I got a sugar daddy, honey.

[D]

Well, Dan, actually. Her husband. Dan. Dan Arrigo. Surprising.

[B]

Anyway, so Mitch surprised me. The tickets to Renaissance. And I. I wasn't able to go because I was gonna be on tour with Madonna, But a lot of you all know, Madonna was hospitalized, and now our tour is being pushed back. So now we're starting. Now, the tour starts in October, and so now the tour starts in October, and I'm free. I'm magically free. So thanks, Madonna.

[D]

Okay, so here's a question. Who is Mitch gonna take? When you couldn't go, who is Mitch gonna take instead of you?

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Mitch had never figured it out. So I called Mitch, and I was like, mitch, who did you give the ticket to? And Mitch was like, honestly, I just was gonna wait until the day of. And then he said, I had not. Day of.

[D]

I received from Mitch Farino that a question like, hey, Mo, what are you doing on July 29th? And I'm gonna screenshot it right now and send it to the group so that Jay has it and he can put it in the episode.

[B]

Why are you so proud of being a second choice? Why are you so proud of being a second choice? Why are you so proud of being my understudy? You're so proud. You're so proud of eating my crumbs. You're on the floor, first of all, nibbling on my crumbs.

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Mitch asked me first, and I couldn't go because I was gonna meet Edinburgh, but now Edinburgh got pushed a week. So now then you got the invite again. And then he asked me an Athy's. So that's the timeline of how it happened.

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Category is falsehoods. You got 10 across the board. Category is falsehoods. Tens, tens, tens across the board.

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Okay, so also Bob, now you, you, you, you. Are you. Are you gonna mute or are you not gonna mute?

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Money. Okay, first of all, I'm on. I'm on Renaissance tick tock.

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First of all, it's not Renaissance tick tock. It's a Renaissance talk. First of all, continue.

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Okay, okay, first of all, I am a tick tock baddie. You literally. First of all, Monet, you live your life on reels. I see. Bitch, you're always in my reels popping up. You're a reels girly. Don't ever act like. Don't ever come over to TikTok and act like you're with us. You're a reels girl. You're over there with the aunties and the uncles in reels. You know what? It's a clip of Monet doing standup and then it's a cat meme, and then it's a clip of a. And then you scroll again and then it's a pastor, and then it's Monet doing standup in her little sparkly glasses. So don't act like you're over there with us on TikTok. You don't even know how TikTok lives work. You don't even know how to stitch. You don't know how to do wet. You don't know any of those things. I'm gonna do a money topic. I'm gonna do a remix. That's real.

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I'm gonna do a remix.

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Shut your old ass up.

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Anyway, but I love when they post

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a picture of herself out of Drag out of Dragon, one of her little Matchy Matchy outfits. They'd be like, who?

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Nigerian uncle Matchy Matchy? What? Matchy Matchy.

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They're not always in the uk. They're not all Matchy Matchy. Which is funny because I'm actually wearing Matchy Matchy today, actually. But what's so funny is that Mon. These certain pictures that Monet posts when she's out of drag, but when she's looking kind of, like, preppy and all the comments are always like, why is Monet, like, look like my Nigerian uncle at every.

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Well, because, you know, Nigerians so funny to me. Nigerians and West Indians share a Lot in common. And when I post this picture, Kamika was like, yo, you look. She'll text me like, yo, you look mad West Indian, son. I'll be like, I know I am West Indian. So that makes sense.

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On top of the Nigerian part, which is just so funny to me, everyone say, well, money looks just like my Nigerian. Awful.

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That is so Nigerians and Caribbean folk. There are lots. There's a lot of crossover with us.

[B]

So Monet said something to me before we started, which I found quite comical, actually, especially considering the Lizzo conversation we had. Monet was like. Monet was like, what time are you getting to the concert? And Monet was like, well, you want to get there early, bitch. That is rich coming from you. I don't know if y' all remember or not. Monet tried to leave. Monet tried to leave the hotel 30 minutes before the Lizzo. The concert was at 7. Monet tried to leave the hotel. Hotel at 6:30. That is crazy to me. Well, so I will be getting to the concert. My goal is to get to the MetLife Stadium at 7 o'.

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Clock.

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That's my goal. So I'm going. So Mitch lives in New Jersey, so do what?

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Too late. If you're in Club Renaissance, you got to be there, like, five o'. Clock.

[B]

I'm probably not in Club Renaissance.

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I don't know.

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First of all, you don't have the information to set yourself up for success.

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You're not in Club Renaissance.

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So I'm good. I just said. I just said I'm Robin. What do you mean? Oh, I'm the one that told you I'm probably not in a Club Renaissance.

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Y' all gonna be like this.

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You know what? You know where I'll be tonight? Watching Beyonce concert. You know what? You'll be tonight? Petting your cat covered in hair. You'll be picking cat hair out of your mouth. So worry about what you're doing tonight in your home, huh? Why you worry about me and my man? You don't know if your cat will be a child, an axe murderer, or. Or child molester. What you will know that she needed. What you will know is that I will be sitting at the MetLife Stadium watching Beyonce and I will be on mute. Now check that.

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Gonna go in the crowd. We allow everybody on mute.

[B]

So the comment that Monet forgot she. That Patty made that. That Patty. Patty just text you. I heard the bbb. Patty just text you. So the comment that Monet also, by the way, I would like to let everyone know I will fight you guys, I will fight every one of you in the comment section. I was not cheating. I was trying to remember the acronym that gives you the planets in order. And I was doing this. I was going. And I kept going, please excuse my dear Aunt Sally. But then I thought to myself, that's not that. That's actually the. That. Pemdas is for the equation. It's for the equation. So I kept trying to remember the acronym, or the. Whatever you call it, to. For the order of the planet, but I couldn't, so I kept going.

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Likely story. Girl, please. We're not dumb. We're not dumb. We're not dumb.

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Okay.

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You are, though. Okay?

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We all know you are. We know.

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We have proof that you are.

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This was you. Jacob asked a question. This is Bob, y'. All.

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Okay, first of all, this is how you know. First of all, I'm not dumb enough to literally cheat like this, bitch. First of all, I am way slicker than you, bitch. I'm slicker than you, Will. I'm slicker than lube on a condom. Okay, baby, I am slick. If I wanted to cheat, you would have never caught me. Let's make that. Let's make one thing clear. If I was cheating, you would have never caught me in a million years, baby.

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Let me ask. You know what? Let's ask Jacob about your cheating ass. How about that? Let's ask Jake about the cheating. He know. He's experienced it for you.

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He would know. He wouldn't even know. I cheat on Jacob once a week, and Jacob has no clue. I had another boyfriend for three years while we were dating. Jacob never knew, so. So, yeah, honey, I'm slick with it. So I love y'. All. Those of you who think I would. I would cheat like this when I'm at my computer and I could cheat different ways. Why would. This doesn't even make sense. That's because. But I've also learned something in life, too. People who accuse other people of doing certain things is because they would have done it. I learned this.

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That's not true. Yeah. So everyone who accused Donald Trump of lying about the election. We would have lied about the election.

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No, no, it's because he was lying. It's because he was lying.

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You were cheating.

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I was not. That's the difference, though. I was not cheating, Monet. And also, you just mad because that's the only way you can. The only way you can reconcile with me beating you. I'm sorry. Destroying you at trivia that day. Destroying me was because. Was because you have to make it. But also our topic today is going to be very interesting. And at the end, we're going to do another little trivia round all about space. The space, honey. So. So don't. So we're going to be hands behind the head today. Hands. Hands on the head. Doing smart shit.

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Also, are you. Are you erasing the amount of fucking. We've had, like, three trivia things on this podcast. Patreon exclusive and public. And the other ones I won. So what's your point? Where is this?

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The only one you won was white women's faces, which I admitted upfron that I was bad at at the very beginning. I said, I cannot distinguish, but I scrubbed you in the black women's faces. I scrubbed you in pop culture. I scrubbed the Broadway.

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You did not scrub me. Are you joking? Did you watch the video?

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I scrubbed you at Drag Race trivia. I've scrubbed you at general knowledge trivia. That's not true. The only thing trivial about you is your existence. You're trivial. That's the only thing trivial. Not about.

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You are literally creating your own own multiverse of Matt. You are on one, y'.

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All.

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She's whacking. She putting them. They have glasses on.

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She is not a whack. That's not whacking. First of all, this is whacking, honey. First of all, this.

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This can be considered as well.

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It's not whacking.

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That's not whackaroo. Says it is.

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I I. We can call Princess Locker right now. She would say, first of all, Prince. Prince Lucker is my drag daughter. She would not call that wacky.

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One of the 12 that you haven't just thrown out on the street. One of the 12 dragons. You haven't just, like, left on the street to fend for themselves. Proud. So proud.

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And I saw Just a minute the other day in the streets begging for crumbs.

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Just a minute. That's Keeza dragged. So drag kea. No.

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You denied her. That's she. Because Tyler Oakley out here looking crazy as hell.

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Actually, that's not true. Tyler Oakley has a very successful twitching career that I helped him out.

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But how's the drag doing? How's the drag doing?

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Don't put Tyler's drag in a box. Tyler drag is now a mustache drag and he is killing it.

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Yeah.

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That's inspired by you for sure.

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That inspired by his Auntie Roberta.

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You've inspired. You have definitely had that effect on your drag tower.

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We thought Tyler looked very cute.

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I'm in the ink. Ink 48 on page 48 at the Hotel Now, Inc. 48.

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That's cute. It looks very cute.

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Thank you. We didn't even get to talk about the Oreos. But y'.

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All.

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Anyway, long story short, we're gonna take a break, but dip your Oreos in water. It's. It tastes the same and it's cheaper and just dip your Oreos in water. We'll talk about the rest when we get back.

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Okay.

[B]

So Bob, is it?

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What of him taking a fucking Oreo, soaking it in water for 10, counting to 10 and then eating it, talking about, guys, go home and try it. That is fucking nasty.

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Did you try it?

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No, I'm not interested in trying it.

[B]

So. But how are you going to judge it if you don't even know how it tastes?

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Because I have someone. I've experienced water in my food. Like my food getting touched with dose of water. And it's not. I've never had a pleasant experience from my food.

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You've had lots of food that has water in it. You've had lots of different foods over the time, over your life that's had water in it. Not sweet treats, honey. Well then maybe you should give a suggestion. First of all, I'm not. I'm not drinking the water. I'm just dipping the Oreo in the water so it can get soft. Because I want the Oreo to be soft.

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Why do you want a soft Oreo? I don't. I don't understand how any of this is happening or why.

[B]

Aren't you the bitch who eats fucking soft cereal? Aren't you the bitch who lets your cereal sit out on the mic on

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the counter for eight days? That's like porridge.

[B]

Aren't you the bitch who pours your cereal then eats it in a week?

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Isn't it you In a week? What?

[B]

Yeah, you pour cereal, walk around, watch the Titanic and then come back and eat the cereal after the ship is sinking.

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Cause I like it like porridge.

[B]

Yes. And I like my Oreos first. Of all, a lot of people like soft Oreos. This is a very common thing, because a wet Oreo, if it's just a little wet, you're just eating a wet Oreo. But when the cookie has softened to mushrooms. Oh, elite. Truly elite.

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You know what you like like them damn extraterrestrials. Everybody's talking about you. That's your people. That is. That is. That is some alien ass shit. Some wet, soggy Oreos.

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I will say this. If it's between relating to people on Earth and the aliens, I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna kick it with the aliens, with the UAPs, honey. I feel like me and the UAPS are gonna be giving. First of all, this is not the fantasy I had for aliens. I was expecting aliens to be like. I was expecting aliens to be either be aggressive or be extremely benevolent, but these. The aliens are like, I don't know. I'm shy. Don't look at me, please.

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I mean. But, guys, this story is okay. And I will say I've been toyon ever Since All Stars 4. I toy on motherfuckers about aliens out there. Everybody's like, monet, you're crazy. No, no, no. But it's just so crazy to me that there are a lot of people that really think that with all the information, all the science we have about the world and the galaxies and all this stuff in space, that people really believe that there is a possibility that we are the only sentient living beings out there. I just don't understand how people can even fathom that or think that that is an existence that could be a reality.

[B]

Well, I agree with you. I agree with you. I think that it is wild to imagine that we would be the only thing in the world. But I think what it is, is the reason why people have a hard time imagining aliens is because of the sheer distance between us and the next galaxy. You know what I mean? Like, how far is the next. The next galaxy is light years. The next galaxy is. Yeah, obviously the galaxy is. The closest known galaxy to us is Canis, which is, oh, how. 25, 000 light years away. So just be clear. 25, 000. So just to be clear, 25, 000, what a light year is is the distance it takes light to travel in a year. That's what. That's how you measure a light year. How long it would. If. If I, you know, shine a flashlight. How long it would take for that flashlight if it was strong enough to reach space over the course of a Year. So when you look into space, when you look up in the sky and you look into space and you look at the sun, you're not actually looking at the sun as it is right

[D]

now, in that moment, Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

How long?

[B]

Okay, I think it's like 20 seconds. How long? Or maybe eight. How long for light to travel from the sun? Give me a second.

[C]

Eight minutes.

[B]

Eight minutes. So what you're. Wow. So you're looking at the sun eight minutes ago. That's because it takes light eight minutes to get from the Earth to the sun. So you can never truly see the

[D]

sun to the Earth.

[B]

Yes. Yeah. Thank you.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

You can never truly see the sun as it is right now, even if you're looking through a telescope, the light distances. So if the sun exploded, you would know for eight minutes.

[D]

Eight minutes, yeah.

[B]

So when you. So when you look. So when you look at the next galaxy, what y' all realize is pictures of the next galaxy?

[D]

I mean, we can't see that. We can with, like, a really good television. We can't see them from. With our eyes. That's like, you know.

[B]

No, you can. You can see galaxies with your eyes. They look like stars in the sky sometimes, but you can't. You can see galaxies with your eyes, but they look like stars.

[D]

I don't think that's true. Because, Bob, the Milky Way galaxy, our galaxy, like, what we're seeing in the space, like our galaxy is comprised of. No, that's not true. You cannot see a galaxy from within.

[B]

You can't see the Milky Way galaxy. That's like, say.

[D]

Yeah, but the Milky Way galaxy has many different planets and many different solar systems, so we can't even see the next solar system from us.

[B]

I don't know if that's true.

[D]

That is true. Like, the Milky Way galaxy has multiple solar systems, and we can't even see other solar systems.

[B]

Yes, you can see a few other galaxies without using a telescope. This is according to. This is according to Starchild. GSF NASA.gov it's from NASA. You can see they just look like stars. So you look in the sky. Some of those things that you're seeing, just so everyone knows. Some of those things that you're seeing in the sky that you think are stars are planets, and some of them are actually galaxies. They're not all stars, but to us, they look like stars. And what y' all are not realizing is that galaxy that you're seeing, you're actually seeing it 25,000 years ago. You're not looking at it today. You're looking at an image from 25,000,000 years ago, bitch. It might not even be there anymore. It might look completely different. It could be bigger. It could be smaller. It could be nonexistent by the time we finally get to see it.

[D]

So the nearest galaxy. Okay, first of all, you guys are a little fucked up. The nearest galaxy to Earth is Andromeda galaxy, also called M31. Is bright enough to be seen by the naked eye on dark, moonless nights. Okay, so you can see that. I didn't realize that. That's wild.

[B]

Wait, I think you're wrong because, okay, I keep typing in nearest galaxy, and it's called can. It says the closest known galaxy to us is the Canis Major dwarf galaxy. This is according to NASA.gov.

[D]

this is NASA.gov too. This is starchild.gsfc.NASA.gov yeah, so what I'm getting is nearest.

[B]

I type in nearest galaxy distance, and it says 25,000 light years. It is called Canis major dwarf galaxy.

[D]

Okay, how far is Andromeda Galaxy? 2.2.537 million light years.

[B]

That's a lot further than 25,000.

[D]

That's what yours was. I thought yours was 25,000. I thought yours is 25,000 million light years. It's not.

[B]

No, no, no. 25,000 light years. But what I'm getting at is my brain can even.

[D]

Cannot even conceptualize light years. Like, my brain cannot even compute. I know what it is, how long it takes. I know that. But, like, in practice, like, my brain, like, my head is exploding.

[B]

No, that's fair. And that makes a lot of sense to me, because it is. Because it is a distance that we can't even imagine, truly.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Because we have no. We can't zoom out far enough to actually see it. And just so you all know, like, when we talk about the distance in space, everything is much further than you think it is. The Moon looks like it's right there, but the Moon is not that close to us at all. Every single planet in the galaxy, in the solar. In the Milky Way system, all the planets can fit between the Moon and the Earth, every single one of them. If you line them up back to back, obviously. Obviously, there will be, like, earthquakes and tidal waves and oceans will rise up because of the gravity change. But the Moon is so far away that you could fit Jupiter, Saturn, Mars. Also, we're saying Uranus now. I'm saying Uranus. I'm not saying Uranus.

[D]

It's Uranus.

[B]

I'm saying Uranus.

[D]

I Was on the work, the world tour I represented, I was from the planet Uranus, and we call it Uranus now. It's not. Uranus not work.

[B]

The world being your point of reference, I'm saying Uranus.

[D]

You're such a dirty bird.

[B]

Until Uranus comes down, Until Uranus comes down, it's like folks from Nevada call it Nevada. You know what? That's. I'm not. Everyone from Nevada calls it Nevada. Have you ever noticed that? Yeah, but everyone else in the world is like Nevada.

[D]

Okay. The moon is.

[B]

It's my accent.

[D]

The moon is 238. 238,000 miles.

[B]

The moon's in New Jersey. Money said 29 miles.

[D]

The moon is 238,855 miles away. That doesn't seem that far.

[B]

Yeah, it's really far. No money. That's enough to fit every planet between here and there. Okay. Also, for point of reference, how big the moon is the moon in circumference, like left to right. Obviously, the moon has more mass. The moon is a little bit smaller than Australia. Like, if you were to plop the moon down on earth, you could have see Australia poking out on either side. And just for reference, Australia is roughly the size of America and smaller than Canada.

[D]

So you're saying the circumference of the moon is what?

[B]

It's like a little bit smaller than Australia. Like, if you put the moon on top of Australia, Australia and America would both be poking out a little bit like Canada is. Russia and Canada are larger than the moon.

[D]

Right. Okay. So the circumference of the earth is 25,000 miles. The circumference of the moon. Circumference is such a funny word. I remember when we used to say it in science, I used to be

[B]

like, sir, come, come, sir, you're so N68.

[D]

6,800 miles. So it's. Yeah. Tiny. She's a tiny girl.

[B]

I want to tell you. All right now, this is something I want to say to you all, and I cannot. I cannot recommend this enough to you. If there are two people you need to follow on.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

On the Internet. First of all, Neil on tick tock. Neil degrasse Tyson. You need to follow Neil degrasse Tyson on TikTok number two. Her name is Astro Alexandra. Astro Alexandra is one of my absolute favorite TikTok pages. She pops up and she just has such interesting information.

[D]

Astro Alexander.

[B]

Astro Alexandra. Astro Alexandra. But they're also. They're both really great people. And of course, Hank Green. But Hank green's Kind of currently checked out of the. Not checked out. But Hank Green is kind of like currently not doing a lot of. Of tick tock information because Hank Green is, is battling cancer. So Hank Green's not engaging in his TikTok the way that he was before he came back just for a second to be like, y', all, I don't know, I believe there might be aliens. I'm fighting cancer. He's like, I don't have eyelashes. Like I'm. I'm going through chemotherapy. I don't have the energy to put dedicate. Hang Green if you don't know. Hang Green is like a YouTuber and science educator who's like really, really popular on YouTube and TikTok and Instagram and Twitter for his. Specifically his stuff with science.

[D]

So obviously the reason why I talk about this because this big ass fucking Congress meeting, this guy, David Grusch, in 2022, he filed the UAB hearings. The UAB hearing, which I didn't even know that UAB was a thing. I thought it was just ufo.

[B]

Well, I think that the reason why they, why they, why they've switched it to uap.

[D]

Unidentified Aerial Phenomena.

[B]

No, it's actually, it's now it's anomalous because they're including things in the water as well. Ooh, oh my God, we have mermaids. So maybe they're saying if there's, if there's gonna be. If there's gonna be, they're gonna come from above and below. Isn't that in the Bible?

[D]

Say it again.

[B]

Isn't that in the Bible? It's so above, so from below or something like that.

[D]

You love the Lord so much you love him. That's your best friend.

[B]

No, I love Lord because it would never be royals.

[D]

So in 2022 he filed like an unspecified whistleblower complaint with the U.S. office of Intelligence. And in 2023, as we were just talking about, he came forward with the specifics about the complaints. Talking about that non human spacecrafts out there and dead pilots. Like all these claims. And it basically had everyone being like, oh shit, are there really extraterrestrial UAPs? Are these really a thing? And Neil Degrasse Tyson said something very. Cause of course, he's the science man. People have asked him about UFOs before and he was saying, look, we're living in a time where everyone has a super camera and has like the world at fingertips. He's like, if there were extraterrestrials out there, we would know. Because everyone, the. How many billion people that Live on the planet, someone would have had actual

[B]

9 billion, I think. And he said they're shy. But Monet, the aliens are shy.

[D]

But, but what makes, what, because, so David Grush, he works for NASA.

[B]

I don't know. So something that AOC said, which I think is really important too, is aoc, who was at the UAP hearings, she was saying it is very important to listen to what people are saying when they're under oath versus when they're not. So his, his wording got very specific when he was under oath, because it is.

[D]

Oh, what are you saying?

[B]

He's making sure that I, I, I, they were like, instead of being like aliens and dead, he would say something like, like non human, what was the word?

[C]

Non human biologics.

[B]

There it is. Non human biologics. Which is which, that could be, that could be a, that could be a snail, a dog. That could be.

[D]

Right.

[B]

That could be a plant. That could be a, a coconut. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I don't think coconut, I don't think, I don't think biology extends to plants. So maybe I misspoke on that. But that could be any living, living. Do, do. I don't think. Does biology extend to plants? No. Yes.

[D]

Yes, it does.

[B]

Yes. So, yeah, so that could be anything. You know what I mean? That could be unidentified object with that could be that, that, that, that dog that Russia killed by launching into the air decades ago, landing back on Earth. Russia launched the dog into space and then, but the dog never came back. They were never, they never intended to bring the dog back. I think we may have done it too. We deal with monkeys, I think.

[D]

And just because I know that, I know I've heard the word whistleblower thrown around so many times, especially when Julian Assange and all these other people and basically like when you like, it's like a formal submission to complain about something that the government is doing or not just the government that's like fraudulent or like some type of misconduct that are doing that us regular civilians don't know. And of course NASA and everyone and the Department of Defense were like, nah, this shit ain't true. But also if he has witnessed all these things and he know these things, bitch, you had this, you should have been up in the computers like, well, that's the thing.

[B]

I don't think he said that he witnessed. He said that he see something that Hank Green said that made a lot of sense to me. He's like, eyewitness accounts are everything. Secondhand eyewitness accounts. It starts to lose its credibility. If Monet says, I saw Whitney Houston walking down the street with ice. I was looking, I saw Whitney Houston today on fifth Avenue. That is different than me. That's different than me saying Monet said she saw Whitney Houston. Because by that point it starts to lose some credibility. Because now I'm just telling the story of what Monet said that she has seen. You see what I'm saying? It's different when it's first hand sources. So I don't think that this guy actually was witnessing these non human biologics. By the way, for just everyone knowing, we know you guys are going to drag us. Me and Monet are not scientists. We do not work in the government. We don't work at NASA. We know we're going to get some. Do you do your own research? Go look up your own stuff. Monet and I are just two best friends talking about aliens. Okay, just, just like you and your friends talking. I'm talking about me and Jacob. Me and Jacob are best friends.

[D]

Me and Monet. Now you change your skirt though.

[B]

No, me and Monat, we have best friends. My best friend is Jacob. And you have the cat, your hairy cat.

[D]

You know, we're gonna have some shady patron be like, well, actually I worked at Matha for 2.5 years and I can tell you sure, we're just going off of what we see on the Internet and our own hypotheses. I want to go back a little bit about extra, oh, extraterrestrials and light years and shit. Because I'm like here. Cause we kind of talked about this before when we did the one about this is a while ago when we were both still living in New York, I think. And we're saying like if these things were out there and like maybe they don't want to interact with us because we're a too dumb. They're like, we don't. These motherfuckers are so primitive. It doesn't even make any sense interacting with them. Or maybe like they say, people go disappearing. Maybe they have picked some of us up and they have us in a little fucking zoo up there. Who knows? But I think that there's no way. We are the only. And again, they're not even. We have painted this picture that aliens have like eyeballs up here and tentacles and shit. They may look just like us. We don't fucking know.

[B]

Well, the interesting thing about aliens, this is why I think that there are aliens. But we just, we, we can't reach each other because of how far we are from. First of all, it would take us like three months to get to Mars and she is next door. It takes three days to get to the moon or something. I don't know how long to get the Moon. I might, if you Google that, how long it takes to get to the Moon. It takes three months just to get to Mars. Imagine how long it would take to get, get out of our solar system. The Milky Way is massive.

[D]

It is.

[B]

The Milky Way is humongous. So unless you can travel at this faster than the speed of light, because the nearest. Again, remember, just for light to get from Senna, the next galaxy to here is 25,000 light years. Light years. It takes light years. No, it takes light years, 25,000 years. It takes one beam of light 25,000 years to reach the Earth and you can't move. So when I was younger, I had this idea, I think to myself, like, maybe we can travel at the speed of light. If you can find something that weighs less than light and therefore when you hit it with the light, the light will propel it forward. But that's not possible because light doesn't weigh anything. Light has no mass. Light doesn't have anything but energy. So you can't, you can't. No, it doesn't have density. It has no, it has energy.

[D]

Like, yeah, I was adding. I was like, yeah, it has no density.

[C]

It doesn't have that.

[B]

Well, so light can't propel anything forward. Like, can energize things. Like can power things up. But light cannot propel anything into space and time. So even if there is, even if there is life on other planets, they would have to like man voyages that would last centuries just to make it here. And they would have to have basically entire generations living and dying and living and dying before they even reached the Milky Way galaxy or any other galaxy.

[D]

But I always. And what my point is is that maybe, like I think that again, we're thinking we can only think within the parameters of what we have and what we have access to and what we have built and the science that we have here on Earth, but in these other galaxies, maybe they've figured out things that we just are so far behind like they have figured out they don't have light years anymore. They have, I don't know, fucking well years. Who knows what it is. But something that they figured out that travels 10 times faster than a beam of light. But we can't even conceptualize that because we have not reached that level of knowledge yet. And I think that again, we're thinking so small and so only what we have access to. But these other, these extraterrestrials, these other beings, they have figured out something that is better and faster and quicker, and they're way smarter, they're way more advanced than us. That's what I think.

[B]

Hey, have you ever had a conversation about fourth dimensional beings?

[D]

Fourth. What the is that? More.

[B]

Okay, okay. So fourth dimensional beings are kind of really hard to comprehend. So a 2D image, like a drawing on a piece of paper or even a picture, can only see left and right. They can't see out, they can see up, they can see down, they can see left and they can see right. But because we are three dimensional beings, we can see up, down, left, right. Then I can also look that direction. I can look. My, my is spherical. The way that I see the world is spherical. As to where it's so hard to describe two dimensional beings, three dimensional beings and fourth dimensional, four dimensions.

[D]

They can see like.

[B]

So basically, if you are looking at a two dimensional being, they can't see you, but you can see them.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Because they can't look, they cannot look in your direction. It's literally impossible for a two dimensional being to look in your direction.

[D]

Right.

[B]

So there could be a fourth dimensional being standing right next to you and you wouldn't be able to see them because you don't have the physical capability to. Yes. You don't have the ability to look in their direction. So you could be living literally alongside fourth dimensional beings and they could be surrounding you in a way that you can't even comprehend. Like just like if you took a picture and put it in your pocket, the two dimensional being is literally in your pocket, but they can't perceive you.

[D]

You know, I was almost like a mushroom this morning. I'm happy I didn't because that would have really fucked me up today. I'm not here with anything done,

[B]

but isn't it, isn't it while that you could be in the pocket of a fourth dimensional being and never know it, and you can manipulate the 2D image by adding more 2D things, you can keep adding to the 2D image. You can, you can draw another picture, you can put a sticker on there, but even though technically the sticker is actually on the, is on the third dimension because it's a little bit larger, it's a little bit outside of it, but you can, you can add to the second dimension and alter the world of the two dimensional being. And there could be fourth dimensional beings altering Our world in a way that we can't perceive, that they can alter. We can see that, we can see that it's being altered, but we can't see them altering it.

[D]

Right, okay. And is there such a thing as fifth dimensional beings? Jesus.

[B]

Yeah, the dimensions go, the dimensions go on and on and then there could be a. Yeah, and then there's a fifth dimensional. There could be a fifth dimensional being altering the reality of the fourth, the, the, the, the, the, the fourth dimensional being.

[D]

Where did you hear about this fifth dimensional being?

[B]

I don't know, the Internet. I was just looking up stuff and I don't know, maybe I came across on Tick Tock and then I just did more research into it. I mean it's all theoretical. So we don't know there are fourth dimensional beings. But there, but there is a fourth dimension. That's what we, we do know that there is a fourth dimension.

[D]

But like for example, Dr. Strange operates in the fourth dimension.

[B]

I, I never watched Dr.

[D]

Strange.

[B]

Oh no, Dr. Strange. Yeah. Yes, yes. Dr. Strange operation. Fourth mention. Yes. But it's kind of hard to fathom because

[D]

he's a, he's a three dimensional being experiencing fourth dimensional things and can manipulate the fourth dimension.

[B]

Yeah, so, so we, we know for a fact there is a fourth dimension, I believe. But we do not know that there are. There is a fourth dimension, but we do not know that there are fourth dimensional beings.

[D]

But what, so what is the fourth dimension? Space.

[B]

So okay, maybe, maybe. Okay, wait. Today some physicists describe the fourth dimension as any space that's perpendicular to a cube. But he, but we can't. So, but you can't go to the fourth dimension. You cannot, it is impossible for you as a three. And I know this is, this is, we're, we're looping around the circle and that's honestly because I don't fully understand it myself. But there is. But the fourth dimension does exist. But I can't. But we can't, we can't perceive it and we can't get there. So what I'm saying is what if aliens, what if the aliens are just fourth dimensional beings?

[D]

Maybe. And then, but so then if they're, if these in the fourth dimension, maybe they can. That dimensionally they don't have to travel light years. They can just step from the fourth dimension into their thing. You know what I mean?

[B]

That, that is, that is. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. So like if, basically if you draw a 2D world, like a map, a map is a two, a two dimensional plane.

[D]

Right.

[B]

But for you to travel from Africa to Antarctica, you can do it in a split second because of how. Because of your scale and your point of reference to this two dimensional plane. So there could be someone watching us on a small scale or something watching us on a small scale that is interacting with our world. And they're not. You're right. That's a good point. They don't have to travel light years because they don't experience that dimension.

[D]

They don't. They can just be like, oh, my God, are we scientists? We are.

[B]

To everyone listening, we are not scientists.

[D]

I may not be. I may not be a physicist. I would not be a biologist. But I'm a fierce queen.

[B]

But I have a fierce quirk. I may not be a botanist. I may not be an optician. Okay, so Jacob, I want. So Jacob's going to give us a little bit of trivia. You all love the trivia so much last time. So we're gonna give Jacob a second to get some space trivia for us and we're gonna see how much Monet and I know about space. About time. About time.

[D]

Well, okay, you have an advantage. You follow all these little science tiktoks. The extent of my. I have not sought out knowledge about space. So I'm gonna say right now, I don't know how well I'm gonna do with this. And I feel like you came in with this knowledge knowing you wanted to do this. So you've studied up. And now I'm already at a disadvantage.

[B]

Okay, first of all, every time you and I do anything, you've always been at a disadvantage. Just because of who I am.

[D]

Look around. Everybody on mute.

[C]

Look around.

[D]

Is me and my crew big.

[B]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[D]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

See, that's not enough meat money. You didn't do any pause is look around. Everybody on mute. Have you seen the videos online? People being like, look around.

[D]

Everybody on mute, Bitch, have you seen someone cut the fucking Beyonce doing that with Mitch McConnell when I tell you I fell out of my fucking chair,

[B]

bitch. I think a fourth dimensional being tapped Mitch McConnell on the shoulder and said, that's enough, that's enough.

[D]

Did you see what your friend Jabouki tweeted?

[B]

Jabouki's so beautiful.

[D]

Jay sent this to me and I was cracking up. So it's the, it's the, It's. He retweeted. Pop crazy, said Mitch McConnell.

[B]

My drag daughter, Mocha Major. My drag daughter the popcorn.

[D]

Tweeted Mitch McConnell, escorted away from cameras at the freezing mid news Conference. So Jabouki retweeted that and said it was so hard squeezing to fit under that podium and making sure my throat didn't make any noises. Thank God I zipped him up before they pulled him away. Not. Not Jabouki. Lewinsky.

[B]

All right, so Jacob hit us with some trivia. Let's see how well we can do.

[D]

Well, we're about to be at a break. Oh, okay. Let's take a break.

[B]

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[C]

All right, so we have 10 questions. It's going to be whoever. Answer whoever. I'm going to say the question. Whoever knows.

[D]

That's not fair.

[B]

We have the same, though. Me, I'm not in. I'm not in the other room with Jacob.

[D]

Okay, well, Jacob, then you have to be fair. You have to be. You have to be like. You have to be like. It's called it. Who. Use who you heard say me first or whatever.

[B]

Your securities are already showing. Continue, Jacob.

[C]

So. Or. Or if you want. If you want to be more fair, we can split. I can give you five questions, but there will be different questions. And you can't complain that you got a harder question.

[B]

Just like last time. Monat, we're not letting Monet make the rules. The rules are made, and then we're gonna play the game. Monet doesn't make a game.

[D]

We're coming up with these rules together. We're coming up this together.

[B]

No, no, Jacob. The way you play games is the rules are set that you show up, you play the game. Jacob said the rules, and we're showing up. We're playing the game. You don't get to go in there and switch the rules around trump.

[D]

We're not switching. All right, let's go. We'll do it. We'll do it Yah's way. We'll see.

[B]

It's not our way, Jacob. I did not cahoot with Jacob to make these rules. This is not us.

[D]

Okay? I have a bridge in dtla. I want to tell you

[C]

who was the first black woman who went to space.

[B]

Oh, her name is.

[D]

I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say Hidden Figures.

[B]

Her name is. Her name is. It starts with an S. Susan.

[D]

Susan.

[B]

I can't remember her name.

[C]

Her name is May Carol Jemison.

[B]

Oh, May Carol Jemison.

[D]

I was close. Siraji. That's close. Okay.

[C]

One.

[D]

Zero, zero.

[C]

All right. How many planets in our solar system are larger than Earth?

[B]

Me.

[C]

Yep. Monet.

[D]

3.

[C]

That is incorrect. Bob, do you want to get a chance to steal two? Neither of you are correct. The correct answer is four.

[A]

Dang it.

[D]

It's Jupiter, Venus, Mars, and I don't know what the fourth one is.

[B]

Saturn. Saturn is way bigger than Earth.

[D]

Oh, yeah, Saturn, Saturn.

[B]

Are those the four, Jacob?

[D]

Oh, Jacob. No, no.

[C]

You know, I gotta be real. I found the questions. I didn't find the full answer.

[B]

These answers, I just know the number is for Monet. Shut that up.

[C]

I feel like. Is pretty reliable. What does the first A in NASA stand for? Oh, first A Monet.

[D]

Airspace.

[C]

That is incorrect. Bob, do you want a chance to steal.

[B]

I think it is American.

[D]

Aeronautics.

[B]

I think it's American. I didn't see the aeronautics or American. I'm going with American. It's not correct. It is aeronautics, damn it. It's either Americans or it's. I was like, it's either American. I thought it was the North American Aeronautic Space Station, but it's a North American. It's the National Aeronautic American Space Association. What is it?

[D]

National Aeronautics Association.

[B]

The National Aeronautics Space Association. It was. Oh, there's only one. I should have said aeronautics. I was this close. I was closer than Monet.

[D]

What the hell? You were. Aeronautics and aerospace are literally cousins. They live on the same street.

[B]

No, I said aero. Is it aerospace or is aeronautics? Jacob.

[C]

Aeronautics.

[B]

Yeah, I said aeronautics.

[D]

Yeah, aeronautics. And I said airspace. They're the same bitch. They are cousins.

[B]

Jacob, go to the next question.

[C]

What is the official name of Earth's moon?

[B]

Rebecca. I would say Celeste.

[D]

Like celestial Celeste.

[B]

Rebecca with the good dust.

[D]

I say Celeste.

[B]

You think her name is Celeste? Okay, why does she give you Celeste? What about her says Celeste?

[D]

Because she's celestial and she's very kind.

[B]

You just said, is she nice?

[D]

But she.

[B]

You know, the tidal waves, that's her. The tsunamis, that's her baby. That's all. I think her name is Luna. I think her name is Luna. Luna is a much better name than Celeste.

[D]

What is her name? Right.

[B]

Her name is Luna.

[D]

That makes Sense. I mean, Sailor Moon's cat is Luna, and she has the moon. Like Luna. Like a lunar eclipse, that is. Yeah. I don't know. Know why I didn't. Duh. Oh, my God, he got one.

[B]

Hey, look at everybody on mute.

[D]

Okay, come on, come on.

[B]

Hey, I got. I just got upgraded to Club Renaissance today, baby. Oh, my God.

[D]

Why did. I'm so. I knew that. I knew that.

[B]

Shout out to Luna. Shout out. Shout out to Luna. Shout out to Luna.

[D]

All right, come on.

[C]

The next question. How many miles away from Earth is the moon?

[D]

Me.

[B]

I know. 23,000. I already said it. 23,000.

[D]

No, no, Bob, we.

[C]

Monet said me first.

[D]

It's 238,000.

[B]

Is it me or is it. Is it me or is the answer.

[C]

Monet said me. I know the answer first.

[D]

238,000 miles.

[B]

I said the answer.

[D]

238,000 miles.

[C]

That is correct. Monet.

[B]

Monet still has it pulled up on her. Not. No, I did not. Go ahead. That seemed biased. Monet literally just Googled this less than an hour ago. So this seems a Skos bias, but I'm gonna let y' all continue. I'll let you finish.

[C]

Number is.

[B]

Jacob, go ahead. It's one to one. Shout out to Luna.

[C]

How old is the universe?

[B]

Oh, me, Mona.

[D]

65 million years. No.

[B]

Okay. Wrong.

[D]

Wrong.

[B]

The. I'm gonna say the universe is over a hundred billion years old.

[D]

No, no, you can't.

[B]

You can't say over.

[D]

You got to give a number.

[B]

I. I didn't say. Okay, okay, okay. Are we playing prices right? I'm saying 100 billion. Are we playing prices right? I'm saying 100 billion years. Jacob, tell us how we're. What is. What is. Is it closest? How are we doing this? Is it closest or. You have to get the number right.

[D]

It's. You have to get the number right.

[B]

I do say.

[D]

I didn't say that the moon is over, but I just said the number.

[B]

100 billion years old.

[C]

Well, we'll make it. Who will make it? Whoever is closest.

[B]

100 billion.

[D]

I say 100 and I say. I say.

[B]

I say. No, you already said an answer. Now we're changing it.

[D]

Now we're establish a rule. Now I'm going to change our answer. I didn't know. I didn't know we were doing it that way. This is why I said we should clarify the rules at first, but you said you wanted to. Go, go, go. I say 100. 1 billion years old.

[B]

No, no, we're not playing this. We're not playing that. That's what we're not playing, Monet. Your answer was 65 million years. You're changing your answer. No, we're not playing this.

[D]

We're not. We're not.

[B]

We're not. We are not. We're not doing this. We're scratching that question.

[D]

Then we're scratching that question.

[B]

We're scratching the question. What's the answer, Jacob?

[C]

The answer is 13 billion. So technically, Monet's 16 million was actually close to.

[D]

I was right.

[B]

But we scratched. But we scratched it. So let's keep moving.

[D]

We scratched it.

[B]

According to Monet's rules. We scratched it.

[D]

Right, Mom?

[B]

Yeah. I let you establish that rule. Let's go to the next one.

[C]

Jacob, how many stars make up the constellation the Big Dipper? Monet five. That is incorrect. Bob's chance to steal. That's seven. It is correct. That is seven. Bob with two points.

[B]

Look around. Everybody on Zoo.

[D]

Hey, wait.

[B]

You have just a reminder.

[D]

You have the 1.

[B]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 1. There's 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, four, five, six, seven

[D]

little dippers. 5.

[C]

What is the densest planet in our solar system?

[B]

The most dense planet in our solar system. Meaning it weighs the most. I'm gonna go me. I'm gonna say it.

[D]

It's Jupiter.

[C]

Not. It doesn't not weighs the most, like the densest.

[B]

Like it's the most. It's the most solid. Like it's the most solid, I guess, is what you're saying. I mean, I feel like. So maybe there's one that's not hollow in any way, shape, form or fashion. And I feel like the answer is supposed to be Jupiter because it's so big. But maybe that's like a trick question. And maybe the answer is going to be one of the small ones that's, like, completely compact. And I feel like the one closest to the sun is probably a very dense planet because a lot of. Let me say my shit, because a lot of radiation has knocked all the shit off of that one. And I know the closest planet to the sun actually isn't the hottest planet. So I'm going to go with the closest planet to the sun, which is Venus.

[C]

Monet. That's the correct. Would you like a chance to steal Monet?

[D]

I'm going to say, because of the way we have water and we can sustain life and, like, it just seems

[B]

like I don't think I got the closest planet right.

[D]

These other planets have, like, nothing on them.

[C]

You did not.

[D]

The density doesn't mean we're going to move on.

[B]

I'm gonna say I feel like Earth is Mercury.

[D]

Is it Earth?

[C]

This one? Technically, Mercury and Earth are technically tied, but Mercury is a little bit more dense.

[B]

Is Mercury is the closest plan to the sun, right?

[C]

I think yes. Yes, that is true.

[B]

Yeah. So I think that. I think that my. I think my point was true. I think that the. That the sun has stripped away all the stuff off of Mercury. And by the way, Mercury is not even the hottest planet, even though it's the sun.

[D]

I'm the sun.

[B]

Actually not. It's actually not the hottest planet. So I know that I already said answer, but I said Mercury. I meant the closest planet, which was Mercury, not Venus. I'm trying to get the point. All I'm saying is I deserve the point, but I'm not saying I get it, but I'm saying I deserve it.

[D]

I feel like I've seen the densest planet as close to. So I remember being Earth. I learned this in school.

[C]

Yeah, that is an acceptable answer.

[D]

Look at that.

[C]

That is correct.

[D]

The dentist. I literally googled the dense planet in our solar system, Earth. The densest planet in the solar system is Earth, which is an average density of 5,000 km. The next most dense planet is Mercury. So Earth is the densest.

[B]

Why are you googling? Why are you googling?

[D]

I remember learning that in school.

[B]

Why are you googling? Why are you googling?

[D]

Anyway, I get the point. Or no,

[C]

you know, I'll give it to you to make it tied and

[D]

make it more exciting, because it's facts, honey.

[B]

Jacob said. Jacob said. Jacob said. This is one of those sympathy stars that. That Raja got on on All Stars.

[D]

Okay, how many questions we have left?

[C]

We have one. Two. Two questions.

[D]

Oh, all right. Here we go. All right.

[C]

What is the heaviest planet in the solar system?

[B]

Jupiter. Jupiter.

[C]

That is correct. Bob.

[D]

You know, Brown.

[B]

Everybody on. Beep bop, boop, boop, boop.

[D]

My favorite. My favorite. My favorite. A Sailor. Sailor Jupiter. She's a fuse of fiercest.

[B]

How about Sailor losing this competition? If you don't get this next one right, you've lost.

[D]

All right, let's see.

[B]

Let's make that clear. This is your last chance. This is your last chance to impress me and to save yourself from elimination.

[D]

Let's see.

[C]

Name three Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon.

[B]

Jacob, that is not on say. Okay, is it? Who says. Would you like to go?

[D]

Would you like to answer the question? Sailor Moon. Sailor Mercury.

[B]

Sailor Jupiter. Sailor Jupiter.

[C]

Mercury.

[D]

Sailor Venus.

[C]

Sailor. That's correct. And ladies, it looks like we have a tie.

[D]

This a reminder. Damn. I love this.

[B]

This is collusion. This is literal collusion. Jacob is. Jacob is Russian. Monet is Hillary Clinton.

[D]

No, but you'd be Hillary Clinton because you lost.

[B]

I did not lose. This is so y' all are. You know what? I'm gonna let y' all have that. In the mean, before we go, I will say something. I'm gonna show you my outfit for the Renaiss. I want. I. I want to. Give me your honest thoughts.

[D]

Okay. Show me.

[B]

I'm not completely obsessed with it because I didn't get to do a fitting. And it's really more of a comment on. It's really more of a comment on me not being able to do. Do a fitting. Not about the person who made it, but, you know, everyone at Renaissance wears silver. Yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So hold on.

[A]

Maybe.

[C]

Wait.

[B]

I don't know if we should edit this part out and just snip it down.

[D]

We like you taking us on this journey. We're listening and we hear you. It sounds like a noisy outfit.

[B]

I also feel like I need. Oh, I done shifted the table. I also feel like I need to go buy some accessories. So, like. But Mitch is in New Jersey, and I was gonna go to him, but I ain't shopping in New Jersey. But maybe there's more opposite. Actually, there's no way there's more officers in Jersey are in New York City. That doesn't seem possible, right?

[D]

No way. No way.

[C]

Party City actually has a lot of really great Renaissance stuff.

[D]

Not Party City.

[B]

Not. Jacob said you go to Party City.

[D]

Yeah, Jacob said go back to Party City where you belong.

[B]

So it's like, it's giving big tech energy.

[D]

It looks cute, but you're, you know, looking up in Riverside like you're really pixelated. I can't really tell. It looks cute, though.

[B]

So I wish it was more like this. I wish it was up here like that. This is a dream. This is what I have. And I have these shoes.

[C]

Get the shoes, baby. Get.

[D]

The shoes are cute.

[C]

Where are those shoes from?

[B]

Oh, they're. Well, they're.

[D]

They're so.

[B]

They're actually a gift from a company called soro S Y R O. They make big heels, like in large sizes, and they're quite comfortable. Cause the toe to heel ratio is actually not that severe. So you can wear them all night.

[D]

I say RuPaul.

[B]

RuPaul.

[D]

RuPaul loves some chunky ass shoes and some big heels.

[B]

At the disco Tee dance on the cruise ship, I wore these and I danced literally the whole time, and I felt very comfortable. But I'm thinking about giving off one. I think about giving off the shoulder tees in this one.

[D]

I think it's cute. Again, it's Riverside, so I can't take a picture or two and send it to me.

[B]

I have a video. Okay, well, I'm using. I'm using my phone as microphone, so I can't really. Let me see if you're. Right now, hold on, hold on, Holiday. Hold on, Holiday. By the way, thank you all for joining us for another episode of Sibling Rivalry. No, we don't. Monet. We've already done.

[D]

All right.

[B]

We did 15 minutes of talk. Okay, so this one I'm getting at. It looks kind of like this. And these are the shoes. And then this is what I want. I want this instead.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

I mean, it is what it is. Yeah. You can't change it. Now.

[B]

I might be able to get a belt.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you get a belt. That belt would be cute.

[B]

So check it out in the video in a second. Honestly, I'm into, like, one shoulder now. This is my Auntie Vibes is my show on my shoulder. Oh, that is jasmine rice. It's called the Cold Shoulder, baby. Word. That's called the Cold Shoulder. That's called the Cold Shoulder, honey.

[D]

I think that's cute. I think it looks really cute. I think. I think it should get a belt.

[B]

See what I mean? How it looks better when I pull it up?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, you should get a belt.

[B]

Well, I love you very much. And I was talking to Jacob, not you. Don't get excited. I'm indifferent to you. Full disclosure,

[D]

you earned y'.

[B]

All.

[D]

This is what. All of y' all out there who want an extra friend, don't get one, okay? Cause I wanna. Cause I wanna return mine

[B]

anyway. I love you. Now I'm talking to you, Monet. I love you very much. Now I'm talking to you.

[D]

I love you, too, Roberta. And have fun at the Renaissance. I can't wait to hear about it. It.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Bye.

[D]

Bye.