The One About Andrew Tate

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — "The One About Andrew Tate"
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: January 4, 2023

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy episode, Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change serve up their signature banter as they discuss everything from family holiday traditions to the wild saga of Andrew Tate's arrest. The duo chats about their holidays with partners' families, the evolving drag landscape, SNL dreams, pop culture scandals, and, of course, the viral feud between Andrew Tate and Greta Thunberg. Laced with their unapologetically queer humor and candid perspectives, Bob and Monét deliver both sharp insights and comedic relief.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Updates: Holidays with Family (05:21 – 15:00, 36:04 – 45:20)

• Bob and Monét review how they spent the holidays:

  • Monét celebrated Christmas with her boyfriend Andy’s white family in Colorado and reflects on the differences in family traditions between Black and white families.
  • Bob talks about Hanukkah with Jacob’s Jewish family and a previous Christmas spent with Ezra’s massive Mexican family.

  Notable Quote:

  “This is my first white people Christmas. And white folk do stuff differently. White people, they will do stuff.”—Monét (36:59)

  Memorable segment:

  • Monét is struck by the planned, activity-filled schedule versus how her Black family celebrates by simply hanging out (40:41).
  • Bob describes programming lighting in his mom’s house and family drama over gaudy tiger statues (28:00 – 35:36).
  • Bob quizzes his Gen Z nephew on old tech like Yellow Pages and VHS tapes—hilarious generational confusion ensues (31:24 – 34:03).

2. Reflections on “New Year, New Me” & Personal Milestones (05:23 – 07:22)

• Hosts poke fun at the cliché and chat about their continuing evolution as public figures and podcasters.

  • Monét shares excitement about her opera debut with Minnesota Opera (12:22 – 13:00.)

  Notable Quote:

  “When Sibling Rivalry started, we were very ‘say their names,’ blah, blah, blah. But I think now also our profile has gone up...I don’t wanna offend on the podcast...” —Monét (16:37)

3. Pop Culture, Entertainment, and SNL Dreams (19:02 – 26:12, 59:18 – end)

• Bob and Monét talk about seeing one-person shows in New York, like Mike Birbiglia and Kate Berlant, and wild nights out with Chelsea Handler (19:04 – 23:33).

  Notable Quote:

  “Chelsea Handler just walks around with the biggest set of balls…that’s why I love Chelsea so much.” —Monét (23:33)

• Celebrity plastic surgery & beauty standards:
  Monét contemplates subtle enhancements after going down a TikTok rabbit hole about Kardashians. Bob shares about getting his chin done (24:28 – 27:23).

• Dreams of being on SNL:
  Both would love to be cast or at least host. They reflect on who has hosted and performed as musical guests (59:18 – 62:29).

4. The Andrew Tate Arrest & Social Media Debacle (51:06 – 53:57)

• Overview:
  The hosts break down Andrew Tate’s viral exchange with Greta Thunberg and his subsequent arrest for alleged sex trafficking in Romania, after police used a Romanian pizza box in his video to locate him.

  Key Quotes:

  "He couldn’t help but respond to Greta Thunberg’s tweet because she ate that ass up...And then he had a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain. They were like, 'Got that ass, you’re in Romania.'" —Bob (51:25)
  "Masculinity is so fucking fragile. What a full circle moment..." —Monét (53:23)

• Riff on his toxic straight masculinity:
  Monét jokes, “If I was condemned to live life as a toxically masculine, insecure, straight motherfucker, I am so glad that is not my destiny in this life.” (53:23)

• Followed by hilariously raunchy sendups on straight guys, penises, and anatomical slang. (54:04 – 56:03)

5. Drag, Protesters, and Defending Drag Queen Events (45:26 – 47:02)

• They address drag show protests, recounting cities where protesters have shown up, and frame the current anti-drag rhetoric as more performative than substantive.

  Notable Quote:

  “What you would see at a drag queen Christmas show is no more vulgar than something you see in a rated R movie or at a Trump rally or one of the sexual innuendos they tell in Shrek.” —Bob (46:32)

• Bob praises Shea Couleé's viral tweet that points out real predators are never drag queens, referencing “To Catch a Predator” (47:04).

6. Queer Joy & On Being (and Loving) Gay (03:50 – 04:48)

• Monét gushes: “Being gay is so fierce. I often think about, what if I was cursed to live life as a straight dude?”
• Bob and Monét riff on straight listeners and Candace Owens’ infamous suggestion to add the “C” for “Christian” and “conservative” to LGBT (04:23 – 04:33).
• The segment is a microcosm of their proud queer humor and camaraderie.

7. Odds & Ends: Pop Culture and Comedy (57:19 – 59:16)

• They discuss SNL’s sketch musical numbers ("Cuffing Season," Nicki Minaj’s songs), Bill Murray’s and Chevy Chase’s difficult reputations, and impressions of Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama slaying post-White House (47:56 – 50:56).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Bitch, do you know at every city, they’ve had protesters?” —Monét (45:52)
• “I just love being gay. What was I going to say?” —Monét (03:50)
• “Andrew Tate is in jail. He’s in Romanian jail.” —Bob (51:18)
• “If you are a straight guy and you think Monét owes you an apology, please comment below.” —Bob (53:44)
• “Masculinity is so fucking fragile…” —Monét (53:23)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [05:21] — Holidays & Family Traditions
• [19:04] — NYC One-Person Shows & Chelsea Handler Anecdotes
• [31:24] — Gen Z Tech Quiz (Yellow Pages, VHS)
• [36:04] — Monét Describes Her “First White People Christmas”
• [45:52] — Drag Shows and Protesters
• [51:06] — Andrew Tate vs. Greta Thunberg & Arrest
• [53:23] — Masculinity Riffs & "Straight Guys" Bit
• [59:18] — SNL Musical Guest/Host Dreams
• [47:56] — Kamala Harris Impression & Michelle Obama's Braids

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Tone & Style

Peppered with raucous laughter, sexual innuendo, and sly cultural critique, Bob and Monét balance clever pop commentary with unfiltered truth-telling. Their chemistry and comedic timing keep difficult topics (like anti-drag hysteria or pop culture scandals) accessible and engaging, all while celebrating queer identity and inviting listeners to both laugh and reflect.

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Summary:
Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change's “The One About Andrew Tate” covers everything from family culture shock, the highs and lows of pop culture, viral drag debates, to a viral takedown of Andrew Tate—with generous doses of wit, warmth, and the duo’s trademark irreverence. Unmissable for fans of drag culture, queer life, and shade-laden commentary.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about Christmas with white people.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about Andrew Tate, and we

[Bob the Drag Queen]

find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. Do you know at every city they've had protesters? And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Right. Right before Jacob's mom circumcised his nephew at the table. 18 karat gold Monet. Listen up. Fancy cars, they go really fast. You know, they never last. No, no. Hey ho. What you need is a big strong hand to help lift you to your higher ground. Hey, ho. Make you feel like the queen of the land. Let me love you till you can't come down Express yourself. Have you expressed yourself lately?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I myself every day. Honestly, oftentimes in drag. Why were you in a wig and a hat earlier? What were you doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on, Mo. Do you believe in love? I was doing a TikTok trend. Oh, you caught me. I did a trend.

[Monet X Change]

Famously, famously, the queen who never does TikTok trends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I decided to try something new.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, I would give you until tomorrow. I do not do TikTok trends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gave you a week and you still didn't find anything. But I decided to.

[Monet X Change]

I did. And I pointed it out on our me and three of our Patrons pointed it out, but that's neither here or there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, you and your patrons. I said you.

[Monet X Change]

Second of all, that's what I love about patrons is because they will know to the cross, honey, your name is Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are nailed to the cross because you need.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You need the help.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I do need the help. I do need their help. And I'm very grateful for them because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you've been getting this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, patrons. I'm. I'm very grateful for their health.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the three. Because three eyebrow hair.

[Monet X Change]

Precise. They are succinct and they are efficient things that you would never be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I grabbed one of her eyebrows.

[Monet X Change]

You would never be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Darling hair that she has right. Grows her eyebrow hair here. I grab one of these little eyebrow hairs and I dragged. And I drag you across the ground and you got dragged.

[Monet X Change]

Conned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you get dragged, honey, by the three little eyebrow hairs.

[Monet X Change]

You have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tea.

[Monet X Change]

Tea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

C.

[Monet X Change]

I just love being gay. What was I going to say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would love being gay?

[Monet X Change]

Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ew. I love literally, ew. Literally ill.

[Monet X Change]

Being gay is so fierce. I often think about, what if I was cursed to live life as a straight dude?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ugh.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, some of our listeners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some of our listeners are straight man.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm sorry to each and every one of them if you are a straight man. Listen, I am sorry that you are condemned to live a life of hetero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't ever besmirch the straight community.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I will. At every chance I get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Candace Owens said, we're going to add a C to the LGTB for Christian and conservative.

[Monet X Change]

Did she really say that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

It's so funny that they would try to distance themselves so hard from. From queer people, yet they won letters in our fucking Alphabet. Bitch, sit your ass. How you gonna hate from outside the club? Cause, bitch, you can't get in. We don't want you in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I think you need to come clean about some stuff today.

[Monet X Change]

You know, what's that song? The rest is still unwritten. Come clean. Is that the right song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the birds that you cannot find Reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin Happy New Year, everyone. Happy New Year.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

It is a new year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is 2020.

[Monet X Change]

Is it gonna be a new year? New you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is 2023.

[Monet X Change]

Are you one of those girls? New Year, New Me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you. I think you've known me for over 10 years. You've never heard me say that once.

[Monet X Change]

I've heard you say it a couple times. You know, but I'm gonna try something new this year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you never heard me say new year.

[Monet X Change]

New me. No, you never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Monet X Change]

You've never heard me say. You never said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're trying. I'm always trying new stuff. It doesn't necessarily pertain to a new year. I try new stuff from month to month. I'm always like, I'm doing something different. Today Monet and I kick off the year to a great start. We were on The Simpsons on January 1st.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I know. We record. When did we record that? In the summer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

August.

[Monet X Change]

August. We did it in August. We went to that lot and you posted that very vulgar video of me. Bob, this is very. This is very unlikely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the one who acted vulgar on my. On my phone.

[Monet X Change]

I. I acted by.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put. By pointing that. That kitty cat. Kitty cat at the camera.

[Monet X Change]

No, you could have just. You, you should have said kitty cat, kitty. What you said at the camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would have been good. That would have been at the camera. March sim. No, we were on the march. We were on the march. Simpson lot, which is also the Marilyn Monroe lot. So I found this out. The Marilyn Monroe lot is also called the Marge Simpson lot. They show a soundstage. Marilyn Monroe and Marge Simpson share a soundstage or a booth or whatever it was. The whole building was the Marge Simpson building. And we went in there and we recorded our multiple. And we have about a five episode season arc.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know. It's very. I love that, the direction that it took my character, but I love the artistic choices you made towards like the end. It gets. It gets really fierce. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, we're not saying it's Game of Thrones worthy, but by episode like

[Monet X Change]

six, it gets crazy. Somebody dies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, check it out.

[Monet X Change]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Simpsons. Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, by the way, it's just you coming to the movies tonight, right? Because Jacob didn't reply. I did not get a ticket for Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is coming. Jacob got a ticket himself. I purchased my own ticket.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Because I was not going to purchase no tickets for no damn Jacob. Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob said he does not want charity from you or your boyfriend.

[Monet X Change]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not to mention, let know when Jacob show. When Andy. When Jacob shows up tonight. It is. It is on site.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, figure out who you talking about. If Jake. Which, which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When me and Jacob show tonight. Tell Andy it is on site because a couple folks in the comments were like, yes, Jacob would whoop Andy's ever loving ass.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob doesn't even believe that we were talking. Jacob was literally laughing. And Jacob had to be like, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob was laughing because of how hard. Let Andi know. It's gonna be the way of water, the way of them hands. That's what it's gonna be. We're gonna see Avatar. Honey. He's gonna. It's gonna be the way of those hands.

[Monet X Change]

I said, steven slowly trying to tackle the next one. Better be Avatar. The ease of the earth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what's happening right now is Avatar with a way of Water is one of the most successful films just like this.

[Monet X Change]

The first one was. It's made over Bob. $2.5 billion already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's insane. James, camera. Oh, no. 2.5.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not yet.

[Monet X Change]

It passed 2 billion two days ago, and I think it's at 2.5 now. What one thing James Cameron gon do is make some motherfucking money at the movies, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he may. He. No, it said 1.3. It said 1.3 billion.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's past 2 billion. I saw that. The article. I read the article on Twitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, according to cnbc, it. It is not there yet.

[Monet X Change]

Let me look. I think you may be looking at the. I'm talking about worldwide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Worldwide ticket sales for Disney's films Now stand at 1.3.

[Monet X Change]

1.0.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

3 billion.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Sorry. There's 1 billion. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it is. It is 1. I mean, this guy has some bangers in his repertoire.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I be nice. I. The movie is so good. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Understand, there's only one director who. I think Steven Spielberg may be the only director who's a billionaire.

[Monet X Change]

You think so? No, the guys from X Men, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're women. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no. The guys from X Men talking about Keith Cribbie or I forget his name. The Marvel dude who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the. Oh, wait. Oh, okay. I was fully wrong. I was as wrong as a person can be. I have never been more wrong by anything in my life. First of all, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Steven Spielberg. Chris Nolan. James Cameron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

George Lucas, Tyler Perry. Peter Jackson. Yeah, it's just the. And the beat goes on. No, George Lucas. Steven Spielberg.

[Monet X Change]

James Cameron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Peter Jackson, Tyler Perry. James Cameron, Michael Bay.

[Monet X Change]

The Russo Brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

James Cameron is not a billionaire. He's.

[Monet X Change]

It said James Cameron has made $7 billion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

700 million.

[Monet X Change]

That's billion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no. Because only George Lucas made 7.6. James Cameron made $700 billion, George. $700 billion.

[Monet X Change]

No, seven. No. $7 billion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

Seven billion is six zeros, right? Nine zeros.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we're also looking at different lists. I'm [e-mail]. what are you looking at?

[Monet X Change]

I'm looking at the numbers dot com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, you know, the. The Matrix is the Wachowski sisters. I don't know who you talking about.

[Monet X Change]

The. The Russo brothers. That's somebody else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The Matrix is the Wachowski sisters who are trans in transition. But I don't think they're billionaires either. But they. But they obviously have a lot of money. They have. They are literally credited with, like, changing the game when it comes to feel like they, like, invented. They invented stuff just to film the Matrix, which is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay, Bob, we are. This is not an advisory. This is not a rivalry, baby. This is advice. We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is. No, well, we're changing it mid midway.

[Monet X Change]

We need. We need an advisory coming up. We don't need a rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what we need? Love. Sweet love.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on, hold on. That little. That little riff. That little riff. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on, hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Give me, give me. Give me the riff again. Give me. I need another riff. Give me another riff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the world needs now is love, sweet love.

[Monet X Change]

Ornamentation. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just too little love.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, now you try to do too much. You see, it's always the bitches that be doing too much. You were good with your little ornament. Then you try to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, listen. And they said. And they said the same thing about Jennifer fucking Holiday when she came out. They said she doing too much, and now she's standing there with a fucking Tony Award.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Do you have a Tony Award? You have a Tony Award? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you? Do you?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not talking about me, baby. Talking about you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Listen, I just went. Came for my first rehearsal with the Minnesota Opera. Let me tell y', all, this motherfucking production of La Fille de Regiment is about to be fucking lit. If you have not heard, I make it my opera debut with the Minnesota Opera as La Duchesse the Crack and Torp. And I'm doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the crackhead. Torp.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, honey, I'm playing a crackhead in Minnesota.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't wait.

[Monet X Change]

It's so litty. So go to MinnesotaReport.com and get your tickets. It's from February 4th through 12th. If you can come in, fly in to come see me, this role, I'm Telling you, a lot of people have tagged me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love to come. Wait, when are you out?

[Monet X Change]

February 4th through the 12th, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. The way that. Monet. The way I had to find out through social media. And I'm not even playing y'. All. This is.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true. We spoke about this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do a lot of.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, dude, stop lying. We spoke about this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would tell you a joke, but I will not tell you a lie. The way. The way I had to find out Bob is lying. I found out. When y' all found out I had to go get tickets online. My ass was refreshing. Refreshing lying.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, a lot of. A bunch of people have tagged me saying they have got tickets to come and they're flying in for the moment. So. I appreciate that. And can I write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we write. Can we write Julietta the opera where you play your housekeeper?

[Monet X Change]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we write that? Can we write Juliet of the opera, please? That would be so cool.

[Monet X Change]

What about. Let's write one about Grizzly. Grizzly the opera and you play the dog that was lost and was sent into.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mo. That is my. I don't make fun of your little cat that got ate up by the neighborhood by Zeus, a Cleopatra.

[Monet X Change]

Cleopatra.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a new low for you.

[Monet X Change]

I love you think that my dog is Zeus. You're thinking about the dog from the sandlot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are just mixing Cleopatra. I know your dog name was Cleopatra. The dog next door named was Cleopatra, but what's your cat name?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know. I don't think she had a name. We had her for like a week. I don't remember what her name was,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but we should write Juliet of the musical and invite Julietta.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what Julietta is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. Literally found.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet said she didn't clean up one time. And let's just say you met. You get one time to mess up in the Burton household.

[Monet X Change]

We have somebody else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. Y' all got rid of Julietta.

[Monet X Change]

We didn't get rid of her. Julietta was. When I was a kid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she run away like Grizzly? What you mean Julietta don't still need work? Damn.

[Monet X Change]

Julietta does her own thing. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. Monet said we don't keep these hoes around.

[Monet X Change]

The one that we have now, she's more so to help. Cause you know, my grandmother, who is now 87 years old, like the past two years, she's like, you know, she's needed more help. So we have someone to help my grandmother. Cause she can't she's fallen like three times now. When you are old and you fall, it is a game changer. Life is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, you can snap a hip. The reason why breaking hip is such a severe thing is because it is the largest bone in your body.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you break a. You can't put a cast around a hip.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't the femur your biggest bone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Femur is the longest bone in the body.

[Monet X Change]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

femur doesn't matter.

[Monet X Change]

I hate that. I hate. I constantly make that joke because of Drag Race. I hate that joke so much for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do on Drag Race a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I hardly know her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I just know it from like. From like people saying femur. I just met her.

[Monet X Change]

I know anything what ends in a.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I had to find it one time. Someone like you got to feed the meter. I said meter. I just met her. I said meter. I just met her.

[Monet X Change]

See, that one is at least you know that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just met her.

[Monet X Change]

Remind me. I have to tell you something after this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say it now. Just say it now. Because you're not. Because we're not. We're not playing. No, because I don't think in 2023 we're not. We're not doing this.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to say it on air.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then, bitch, you're never gonna forget. So just let's.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no. If you say this, oh, Jacob Christmas special, I'll remember this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta remember that.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, Jacob, remember that Christmas special.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we talking to code on the pod. This is crazy. Not code, Monet. We're not doing this in the new year. We're leaving that back last year.

[Monet X Change]

I will say the civil rivalry new year knew me when civil rivalry started. We were very stay their names, blah, blah, blah. But I think now also our profile has gone up. We now have friends that. Let me speak for myself that I don't wanna offend on the podcast and get back someone post the things. So I think that that's why things have changed a little bit. We can't. Back then we were raggedy. We were just messy as hell. And things have changed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, also a couple of feuds later, a couple two or three Internet fights later, and maybe we realize that. You know what? Maybe we don't need to always say everybody name. Maybe everybody don't need to.

[Monet X Change]

All instigated by Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and you had no part in this. You just innocent, huh?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. One in particular, which we. Because she is back in the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, guess who back in the house. Hills Tweet, tweet in about click click clackity bitch get wackety sick shick shackity girl.

[Monet X Change]

So yeah, I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guess who back in the hell he'll click back in the mail.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Okay, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

We have to take a break and I have to tell you what I'm gonna go do in New York City. I'm very excited.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so what are you doing in New York City?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna go see two one woman shows. I'm gonna go see Mike Birbiglia. He's said to have not one woman. Oh, one person show. Mike Burgvigula. Everyone's saying he is like critically, critically acclaimed. That is the greatest one person show ever. I'm gonna see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm seeing Kate Berlant the next night. You want to come?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it depends on the day. I would love to come is a short answer. So I found out I sound like Windy Wendy. Well, I found out about. I found out about Mike Birbiglia back when he did his. His most famous show, which is called Sleepwalk with Me, which was a story about. Which is basically a collection of stories about his lifelong battle with sleepwalking and his troubles with sleeping and his sleep disorders. And it was a huge, huge hit on Broadway. And now he just has all these massive shows. Chelsea Handler went and did I tell you about the crazy night we had with Chelsea Handler?

[Monet X Change]

I saw a picture of. I have to tell you about my crazy experience. Well, anyway, you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, do yours first. Cause if yours wasn't that crazy? Mine is. Mine is hilarious to me.

[Monet X Change]

Mine was. Well, so she posted something that she was gonna be home for the holidays, so. Oh, she wasn't gonna see her family. So I. So I had that she was gonna just go home and smoke weed or something like that. So I messaged her and I was like. I was like, no, girl, I was like, if you were in la, if you're spending time in la, I have these mushrooms that are literally the best mushrooms I've ever fucking had in my life. I will get them to you asap. Let me know. And then she was like, girl, text me right now. So we texted back and forth and like, at 10 o', clock, I was like, okay, let me know where it's exactly to you. And I see if I can get it to you before I leave town. She didn't text me back until, like, the next morning, which I was already on my way to Denver. So she was like, monet, I need these fucking mushrooms. I was like, chelsea, girl, I got you. I got you, I got you. So I couldn't get into her. We're meeting up in New York. When I go see the One Woman shows, we're gonna have a little mushroom fantasy with Chelsea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I went to go see Matteo Lane do some standup at the Bellhous, and I was with my friend Taylor, and Kennedy was there and Nick and Mateo. And then Chelsea showed up randomly. So we're all headed back to Manhattan and. And Chelsea's like, no, don't no one take cars. My driver will take us all back to Manhattan. Everyone, cancel your cars. No one call a car. And we're like, okay. So we go outside. It's raining, but Chelsea's like, under this. Like, there's no awning. You know when you're just in a doorway with a little. With a little wood lip. Door frame. Hot. Trying to smoke some weed. But we're like, the car's here. The car's, like, blocking traffic, so we have to go. So everyone gets into the car. Chelsea, we're all running into. It's raining outside. And Chelsea's like, all right, everyone, give the driver your address, bitch. We are everywhere from the West Village to Washington.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Upper east side, the Midtown, this poor man. Chelsea, like, just. It's whatever. Just it's fine. Trust me, this is fine. So we're driving. Then we get to Manhattan. We get to West Village near. And then Chelsea goes, who wants. Do you guys want pizza? She goes, oh, my God, Pizza. Do you guys want pizza? And everyone goes, no, we're good. She goes, all right, great, we'll get pizza. So she goes, stop the car. But the driver does not stop the car. Chelsea gets out while the car is moving. And I'm not kidding you, Mateo can confirm the story. Chelsea Handler gets out of the car while the car's moving, moving, and she runs to the pizza shop by herself. And she's a little drunk, and we're all like, should we go in with Chelsea? Like, we can't let Chelsea go. So we all run in, and then this guy there's, like, sees Chelsea Handler run in. And then he goes, what? And then he sees Matteo Lane and he goes, wait, what? And then he sees Bobatrako. He goes, what is going on? What is going on?

[Monet X Change]

And then he sees RuPaul and he

[Bob the Drag Queen]

sees Barack Obama, and he's like, what is. And then he looks at one of her. I think he looks at Kennedy. He's like, what is happening? She's like, I know. Chelsea's like, I want. She started counting people. I want eight pieces of pizza. And everyone's like, I don't need a piece. She's like, you're getting a piece. And then she goes to pay. Chelsea doesn't have any cash. And they're like, we only take cash. So then I end up buying the pizza. And then Chelsea, like, runs back to the car with the pizza. And then in the car, we're all eating our pieces, talking about our breakups. Everyone in the car is talking about their breakups in the car with Chelsea.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I fucking see. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, they reminded me because she went to go see Mike Birbigla show the next day.

[Monet X Change]

I have. I fucking love boss ass women that just like. Like, Chelsea just walks around with the biggest set of balls and she doesn't. And she moves through the Way Through. Through the world, like, you know, like. Like she takes up space. I fucking love that shit. I fucking. I think that's why I love Chelsea handle so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just love that about, say, biggest set of ovaries. We say biggest set of ovaries because maybe, you know, we don't want to ascribe the.

[Monet X Change]

Well, traditionally, the sense of big cojones that. That she. She has. She has big. She has bde, as the children say, big clit energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has big bce.

[Monet X Change]

Big clit energy. Big clit energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you had an injection? I got a Botox in my forehead.

[Monet X Change]

An injection. I've never had Botox or. I want. So

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

I've been on these like celebrity. Like what celebrities have had done TikTok thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I know. And I know exactly why you've been there, because you saw Sza. You saw the one about Sza? Is that what it is? No, no, no, no. The one about. I keep seeing what Scissors had done because he direct her album because she has the number one album. Everyone's like, what is SZA had done? What is SZA had done? So I've been seeing all these, like, what happened to Sza?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In one of her songs, she sings about how she got work done.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she said she. Her body done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

So all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these tiktoks have been like, trying to go in to figure out what sisters had done.

[Monet X Change]

No, but I'm talking about. Because you know what they. What you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who do you see? You said you're going to say who you saw, what video.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's just about the. About the Kardashians, but it's about how over time they've gotten little things done that you don't notice it. So I'm like, do I need to start getting little. Just a little filler a little over time so that people are like. So I don't go from zero to 60. And people are like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think as long as you're happy with how you look and as long as you are aware that there are certain procedures that cannot be undone or if they are undone. So when I got my chin done, the doctor was like, and it is reversible.

[Monet X Change]

We sound so. Oh, my God, if we were in New York, we would never talk like this. We would never talk like this in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, well, Mateo got his. Gets Botox and got his forehead, got his hair done, his hairline done. So maybe. Maybe it would have caught us. He talks about it. He talks about it very publicly. I was like, at least he's about to start say their names. No, he talks about it. So whenever I didn't you watch, you stop.

[Monet X Change]

Can you please go? Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do I have to work with someone who does shit like this? Why do I. Why do I have to work with someone who does shit like what I just saw?

[Monet X Change]

But what do you do this with your head? Why do you point like that? It really bothers me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only do it to myself. I only do it to you. I know. And it bother like that.

[Monet X Change]

You do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You go like this.

[Monet X Change]

You go like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do this. But I don't do that. I go for me, for me.

[Monet X Change]

Why, bitch, are you Italian?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's about to get died now. But scaredy, no. This is the way that. I don't know. It's just what we do. It's what I've done my whole life. It's what I do, me.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, go ahead. When you got your chin done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I got my chin done, the doctor was like, it is reversible. If you don't like it, we can get where. I said, okay, great. I said. He said, we just melt it. And I said, is it painful? And he stopped and said, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, because I got this done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, is it painful? He goes, ah, it feels kind of like Botox. And I agree. It actually does kind of feel a little bit like Botox. All you really feel is these little punctures. And he's like, oh.

[Monet X Change]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then it's like a little tender for a few days, but it actually was pretty chill. But I. What I said, and because this will last about a year and a half. And he said, or depending on how high your, how fast your metabolism is or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so my. I'll have mine for five years, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's the thing. When, when I went and got my Botox done, and she was like, well, it depends on your metabolism. And I was like, well, this gonna be here forever. And this was gone in three months. I was like, oh, so my face. Metabolism is giving, but up in this. Up in this bitch, up in this motherfucker. When you grow metabolism slow. Okay, oh, oh, okay, oh, okay. Body nice.

[Monet X Change]

When you grab yourself like that. That shit is so funny to me. You are ridiculous. You are on one today. You are on a one today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, not my metabolism. Be like, oh, we're going to be fast here, bitch. What about this?

[Monet X Change]

I know, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I fucking okay. Oh, my God. What the way this Christmas. This Christmas break, bitch. I was in my right now, everyone should have a son like me. Everyone should hope they have a Bob. They should give birth to a Bob the Drag Queen. Because when I say I be in this bitch, stunning. First of all, I. I installed. Okay, so went to my mom's basement and there are the, the, the recessed lighting, but the contractor did not do them well. Like, he just screwed in a light bulb, but you can see the, the rough edge. So, So I had to, I had to do it myself. I installed eight little recessed lights thing, programmed them to my mom's phone and was like, you can change it from blue to red to green. I did eight little recessed lights I hung two chandeliers.

[Monet X Change]

No, you did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, the fuck. I hung two chandeliers and put in a Google doorbell. I didn't have help. My friend helped me. My friend did help.

[Monet X Change]

Are you doing this? I installed eight recess lights, two chandeliers,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and one one Google doorbell. I also assembled my mom's little cabinet in her room. My mom has, like, a little rolling cabinet. And to be fair, I had a friend helping me out with the chandelier.

[Monet X Change]

Now we have the full story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I can get the friend on the pod. Like, I was. Jacob, can you pause something, Baby? I was in these streets. I was on a ladder on a table. I connected the wires. I was up there doing the damn thing. Can you talk about the tiger statues? Oh, you start family drama if you're trying to start.

[Monet X Change]

There are the tiger statues.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are these. I'm whispering like, my uncle can't hear if I whisper. There are these statues.

[Monet X Change]

I think I know ones. The ones from the 90s that every black household had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, these, These. I came downstairs and I was like, what are these? There are these. Like, these. Like these. Not great. I'm going to get my nephew to take a picture of the statues and we can try. Maybe we can try to post them, these statues, because you know.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I'm talking about. Those Black Panther statues that everybody had in their house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I know those. No, my statues are. They're these. My uncle just. I don't know where they came from. I was like, what are these? What are these? I'm gonna see if my nephew came. I can take a picture. Hello? Camia, you're just. You're on speakerphone. I'm on my podcast. Yeah. You know, come in. I have a podcast. Camion.

[Monet X Change]

You're on podcast right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm on my podcast and you're a guest on my podcast. But I need you to do me a favor. Can you go to the basement and quickly take a picture of those tigers by the fireplace? Take a picture of the tigers by the fireplace? Yeah, get a picture of each tiger, a close up picture of the faces. Okay. Can you do that? Are you at home? Awesome. Thank you so much. Text to me soon. Thank you so much. I love you.

[Monet X Change]

Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We also did a. We also did a Gen Z test, y'. All. If you have any Gen Z's in your life, ask them these questions. The way this took. I was dying laughing. I asked my nephew, I said, do you know what group Beyonce was in? This said, the Cheetah Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Really is the Age difference, I guess. Beyonce has been in the industry for 25 years. So that makes sense. Like Kamiyah is what, 18? 17.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

17, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So he knew he. Beyonce was always been a solo artist to him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He didn't know what the yellow Pages were. Him and his. You don't know who the yellow Pages are?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I know it was like the books. You can look up. I can look up Bob the Drag Queen and call Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's the phone book.

[Monet X Change]

What's the Yellow Pages?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Yellow Pages. No, that's. It's the same thing.

[Monet X Change]

It's. You can look up a number of a business or a company or a house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a house. Okay. The yellow pages are in the phone book, the yellow pages, and also there's a whole separate book just for the yellow Pages. The white pages were residences and the yellow pages were just businesses exclusively.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I was off a little bit. Pretty much the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm not. It's not. It is not the same. You cannot look up a person in the yellow page. You can only look up businesses.

[Monet X Change]

I can look up. Yeah, get your number. Cause your. Cause your business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, first of all, bleep that someone sent us. Name, like, stop saying the name of your, of your blank, blank, blank. Your letter, letter, letter.

[Monet X Change]

People don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone just said, just don't say it. And I was like, you know what? Someone who works in fraud prevention was like, don't say that. So I'm not saying anymore. But also on, on top of that, they didn't know I put up an analog clock and they could not tell what time it was. They could not.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you mean analog is the one with the numbers on it? You mean like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's, that's digital. Analog is the one with it. With it. With the hands on it. They could not. They could not tell what time the clock was. That was. That was. That had them in a chokehold. They were like. They were like, no, it's five. It's ten. No, it's ten. It's seven. I'm telling you. What else did I ask them? They didn't know. I asked them what a VHS was. They did not know what a VHS was.

[Monet X Change]

I used to. Bitch, I used to. I used to love my vhs. I had Harriet the Spy on vhs. I had the Aristocrats. I had the Three Ninjas. I had so many. I had a big ass VHS collection. I don't know where that shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was trying to tell them what is. And I always have to ask them, what is a burn cd? What's a burn cd?

[Monet X Change]

You mean a CD burner?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, what is a burned cd? Like, oh, this is a burned cd. The CD is burned.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you put music on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but they didn't know what a burn city was.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like, when it gets. They're like when it gets really hot.

[Monet X Change]

You remember, remember people would be driving, they used to have the big ass books with a plastic thing with all the CDs in it. Trying to look for Eve, trying to look for Jodeci. Trying to look for all. You remember that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, I just. My nephew just sent me the pictures.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. So send it to me on the app. Send it to me on Facebook, because I'm not gonna be able to see it on here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, you have to put these in. You have to put these in.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Jacob, Jacob. Jacob's gonna do a list. And I think at the end of every podcast we send a list. So we have all the stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, these tigers.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. It's coming through. I mean, why is it so crazy

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to you, Monet, this one? Why he like,

[Monet X Change]

where are these Uncle Steve's tigers? Also, why did Camion send the blur? Why is Camille is Camille. Why are these pictures blurry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the Gen Z. You know how the Gen Z this, like, this is like your last picture and all your in all of your fucking things. That's how I be thinking about you, how you feel about these pictures. That's exactly how I feel about you, Ms. Mary Mac all dressed in black, huh?

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me about your holiday break.

[Monet X Change]

My holiday break was lovely. I was with Andy's family in Denver in Evergreen, Colorado. And Andy's aunties, his two aunties, obsessed with them. They're like in their mid and early 70s and just these old ladies, and they were like, they're sisters. They would, like, argue with each other. They Were really lovely. And his nieces. I would hang out with his nieces, and we went snowmobiling. You would love snowmobiling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a snowmobile before. Were you the only. I remember her. Were you the only. I used to live in Minneapolis.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yep. The only one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And may all your Christmases be white. I have never had a white. I've never had a white Christmas. I've had a white New Year's.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you mean snow or you mean the people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The people.

[Monet X Change]

This is my first white people Christmas. And white folk do stuff differently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. Well, I mean, I. I don't know that. I mean, unless I started dating someone else, I won't because Jacob's Jewish, so I'm not going to have a white Christmas regardless. But. So Jacob's family does traditional Jewish stuff. They're not like. They're not like.

[Monet X Change]

They don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not, like, acidic or anything, right? They. They. They observe culturally, but they're not religious.

[Monet X Change]

They like. They like doing the traditions because they. They just want to, not because they're

[Bob the Drag Queen]

doing it for any religious reasons. Jacob's mom passed over famously. Said right before she did the brisk, I believe it's called. She was like, I don't believe any of this. Anyway, let's get started. And then she said the prank. Can you say that one more time? The brisk. Is that not what it is?

[Monet X Change]

Brisk is when you circumcise someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the. No, the cottage.

[Monet X Change]

The Seder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The cottage. No, the cottage is when you're dead. The seder. She did the Seder right before.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, Bitch. I'm more Jewish than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, right. Right before Jacob's mom circumcised his nephew at the table, right? She was like, I'm gonna moil this up. No, it was the Seder right before the Seder. She was like, I don't believe any of this. So let's get started. But I did have. I had a Mexican Christmas last. Last Christmas. I spent Christmas in Mexico. And that was very interesting. Ezra has a massive, massive family. I mean, massive.

[Monet X Change]

Like, give me a number. So we need some context.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There were probably. Maybe he was like, this is our. He's like, this is like a small gathering. Because of COVID it was like 30 people there. This. I mean, a huge table. This table was so long in this. Like, it was. It was crazy. It was really great. And his family lives in, like, five massive houses in.

[Monet X Change]

On the state.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hootla. No, it's like different houses. They each have estates. They're. They're all very well off.

[Monet X Change]

These. These people. Damn. Not these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye bye. These family.

[Monet X Change]

These bad hombres. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not what I said. His family, they're all. They, They're. They're. They. They. They're not hurting.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not hurting. And there was this, like, massive table with all this stuff. And also there's like a white elephant. You ever heard of white elephant?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When you get a gift, and so

[Bob the Drag Queen]

everyone brings a gift, and then you go and grab one, one by one. And if you want, you can exchange. You can only exchange your gift one time. You can steal someone else's gift, right? So you. You get it and then you open it, and then you can steal it from someone else. But you have to bring something to. And I don't know if all Mexican family do this, but Ezra told me that this is a very Mexican thing, which is to celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve. And then on Christmas Day, everyone just kind of like, relaxes and recovers.

[Monet X Change]

My brother's. My brother's wife's family does that. So they do it the Christmas Eve and Christmas Day to do a thing. Are they Mexican? No, my brother's wife family, they're Italian and black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, interesting.

[Monet X Change]

So this was a different. This was my first white Christmas. And so one of my family, like I said before, my family, we used to do these very big holidays. Like, we would all get together at my aunt's house in Queens or at our house in Brooklyn, everyone would get together. We'll all be open gifts on Christmas morning. Like, big Christmas. Like that. But in the past, like, five, six years, like, my brother has his own family, my aunt and her kids. So we have. We haven't done that in a while. Next year we're going to do a big old Burton family Christmas again. But this is my first one. And when we get together, like, we get together at the house and what hour, how we celebrate together, for those two or three days, we're just home. We're eating and dancing and just being around each other. We are not going out, doing stuff, doing events. That's not what we do. White people, they will do stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Oh, we plan activities. Activities. White people love to do stuff. Activities.

[Monet X Change]

For each day, there was an outline from 9am until 9pm of activities every two, three gingerbread houses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Meow.

[Monet X Change]

Wolf of Zoolites. Snowmobiling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Avatar image.

[Monet X Change]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, white people. I was like, bitch, I am tired. I am tired.

[Monet X Change]

Lord Jesus. But it was. Everyone was really sweet. Everyone was really nice. I really love. I really love Andy's dad. His dad has like a. He has like a radio announcer voice. I was like, you could have had like a career doing radio announcing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not coulda. He's not dead, Monet. Damn.

[Monet X Change]

He's retired. He's not trying to do anything from postal work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He can still get in the radio game, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I said he could. And then we played Anomia. Then we made the old people play Anomia when I tell you that shit was hilarious. So Anomia is this game that we all. We play a lot. Andy, Bob, myself, Jacob, we play it a lot when we get together. And it's this like fast paced card game. When you match a symbol with someone else, you have to say what's on their card before they say what's on yours is a very fast game. And these old people playing Anomia was fucking. I was almost peed myself. It was hilarious. But I had a really good time

[Bob the Drag Queen]

before I went down. I celebrated Hanukkah with Jacob and his family for a day. And we, what. We played Overcooked 2. And this shit was so funny because Jacob's parents can't play. They're not very good at playing video games. So we're playing video games. And I'm trying to explain to them Overcooked is a. It's really funny. Cause it looks really cutesy and like, it is a very stressful game. Overcooked might be the most stressful game I've ever played.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. It is a very, very stressful game. So I'm trying to teach, I'm trying to teach Rose and Dean how to play Overcooked and Jake is playing with us, but Jacob is, is that thing kind of like whenever you see like a, like, like a. I'm not saying Jacob's parents like baby. You know when a baby does something like knocks over the salt and everyone's like, oh. And the mom's like, stop touching. So Jacob's mom and dad are like screaming and like, can't figure out the game. And I'm like laughing and Jacob is like, I have one more round of this.

[Monet X Change]

I can play

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. Like I, I got one more in me and we're gonna, we're gonna.

[Monet X Change]

Is Jacob good at the game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake is pretty good. Yeah, Jacob's pretty good. Jacob doesn't play overcook with me very often. Over. Normally I, I used to play over. I only play with. With a few people here and there. But when I did play it, I was playing it by myself.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you never asked me to play

[Bob the Drag Queen]

with you because you don't have overcooked, But I would love to play overcooked with you. I actually enjoy playing the game. It's really, really fun.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so funny because when you cook or do anything like that, you get stressed out so easily and, like, little things like that. So it's so funny that you enjoy that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I did say it's a very stressful game. It's a low stakes, though.

[Monet X Change]

Low stakes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, things that I know how to cook, like noodles. I be going in. By the way, I just recently made some noodles again. Recently. I was like, if anyone ever did a noodle off again, I know we're doing a bake.

[Monet X Change]

Macaroni and cheese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Why? We can't make this. We already did noodles. We gotta do something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can't pick something else. Don't. Monet, I literally asked the other day, what's your specialty? You want me to go in on your specialty, bitch? You think I look good?

[Monet X Change]

Noodles is your specialty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Noodles is not my monae. You chose. You chose the noodle all.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think. I don't think I chose the noodle all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, also, I don't have any special. I can't cook. I only cook two things. Oatmeals and noodles. And not particularly brilliantly. I was like, monet, what's your. Monet. Was like, I love to cook. And my piece de resistance, the thing I would cook, Gordon Ramsay, is motherfucking Mac and cheese. So you trying to get me to go toe to toe with you on your. On your number one dish, but I want to look dumb to you.

[Monet X Change]

You smell. What is that? Ooh, that's fear. I smell fear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's pronounced fear. Not fair.

[Monet X Change]

Fear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fair. No, you actually did say fear that time. I was actually on a gag. I was like, damn.

[Monet X Change]

But it's a way. Cause I don't remember. I mean, I think your family used to do Christmas together all the time, but you were either working and stuff. Cause only, like, recently, the past two or three years, I've noticed you going home for Christmas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I didn't used to go home for Christmas before. I've been going home for Christmas maybe like, the last, like, four years, but my first, like, eight years in New York City, I did not go home for a single Christmas. I couldn't afford to, like, I couldn't afford to take time off work and fly home. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then during my first couple years after Drag Race, I was working I did. I did, like, three Christmas tours in a row.

[Monet X Change]

The Christmas tours. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did Drag Queen Christmas and Christmas Queens.

[Monet X Change]

I was supposed to do Dragon Christmas this year. Well, they wanted me to do. I was like, no, Bob and I just finished our tour. I'm like, I don't. I want to take the rest of the year easy. But I've been talking. What do you mean?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? What do you mean? You were supposed to do it. Like, you were contracting.

[Monet X Change]

You just. No, no, no. They wanted. They asked me to do it. They wanted me to host and. But I was talking to Brooklyn, bitch. Do you know at every city they've had protesters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw a video of someone protesting. Nina West.

[Monet X Change]

I saw that. But Brooklyn is like, no, they're, like, actively, like, outside the venues, the theaters, there are people, like, protesting, like, almost every city they're at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had protesters one time. One time, the Westboro Baptist Church protested us. And there's a video of me and Acid Betty out there, like, dancing with them. Like, we were like, hey, and Esther Betty's wearing an outfit that is covered in jingle bells. I mean, every part. I'm telling you, every part of this jacket is completely covered in jingle bells. And she's like, chicka cheeky. Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka.

[Monet X Change]

Jamin dancing with them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, I hate the drag queen kids. Debate drag queen. Like, I hate the debate because they're like, what you would see. What you would see at a. At a drag queen Christmas show is probably. No. No more vulgar than something you see in a rated R movie or at a Trump rally or. Or one of the sexual innuendos they tell in Shrek. And Shea Coulee had this tweet that she just.

[Monet X Change]

I saw that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said. I said, shay, you ate with this. I'm gonna read it to y'. All. Just thinking about the show To Catch a Predator. And they expose us, husbands, fathers, faith leaders, and community leaders, but never a drag queen. 90.4 thousand likes.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, it's 112 right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I was like, honestly, you ate with this tweet? Oh, nine hours ago.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Shea Coulee really gotta gather the girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also love this one. This tweet says, my friend. Okay, it's not that funny. Me. Then it shows these two. Them niggas be laughing like Kamala Harris and RuPaul. B c cackling. There's this one girl on TikTok, I can't remember her name. She does the funniest Kamala Harris impersonation.

[Monet X Change]

Who? Well, you don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember her name. I want to try to find it, but. But she does a really brilliant Kamala Harris impersonation. But I'm not gonna be able to find that. No, I'm not. So I don't. I don't want to waste yalls time while trying to find it. But I'm gonna try anyway because you know how it is

[Monet X Change]

actively scrolling. We're hearing 19 videos. But I was like, I'm not gonna try.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Found it. Her name is. Her name is Aileen Reese.

[Monet X Change]

Play it a second here. I'm Kamala Harris. I am here with representative.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Charlotte, you're a very great representative. I want to stress bipartisan. Charlie here is a Republican. Okay, well I. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The laugh also.

[Monet X Change]

Also the mk. Okay. Kamala does it. Mm. Kayla, that is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. Kay.

[Monet X Change]

Why is it a witch cackle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm not doing it right, but she does it better. That shit is so. Someone said that they think that Kamala Harris is actively always laughing to combat the angry black woman stereotype. I don't think so.

[Monet X Change]

I think that some people just have like that shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She might just be like that. Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Like, like we talked about this before. Like we know people who. They just laugh when they. When they talk. It's just like a nervous tic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen Michelle Obama recently coming out about how she didn't want to wear. She has braids now.

[Monet X Change]

I know, bitch. Michelle Obama has been killing the motherfucking fashion game on this book tour. Someone did like a thing of all her looks. I said, Michelle looks so fudgeing fierce. She looks so cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I fudgeing love. Michelle's been a fashion icon since the game started.

[Monet X Change]

Honey. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michelle Obama don't play games when it comes to getting dressed up. Okay? Michelle said we're going to dress up today, honey. Shout out to her stylist. I don't know who is up in her style in this nice lady, but she be. She looks so cool styled up.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

She looks so cool.

[Monet X Change]

She looks so cool. She had on. She had this like black tank with this like jacket thing and these like high waisted baggy trousers with these like black boots. I was like, yo, Michelle looks so cool. I can't really see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's wearing a black turtleneck with like a scarf top on it. But then these like huge. She looks amazing. And she's wearing her braids now. And she was like, well, I just. I could never wear braids in the white House. I just didn't feel comfortable wearing braids in the White House.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I hate. Alice is really trying to get out. I know, I know. And you know, and because, like, you remember when she. I think when she had just did a Bob. She did like something so like a small change to her hair. And there were articles. It was news stories. I was like, imagine if Michelle Obama had put her black braids while in the White House.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would have been a rock. Honestly, Michelle. Do dookie braids. Do a big, thick dookie braids.

[Monet X Change]

These motherfuckers would have lost their minds, Bob. They lost their minds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you hear about Andrew Tate?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I care about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How.

[Monet X Change]

How Greta Thunberg owned him and now how allegedly how he's being.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For.

[Monet X Change]

For. For. For sex trafficking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, he's in. He's in jail. He's in Romanian jail.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if it was. It was. He was. He was in Romania.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Andrew Tate fled the country and he was hiding in Romania, but they didn't know he was in Romania. The pizza hiding. But he. He could. He couldn't help but respond to Greta Thunberg's tweet because she ate that ass up, even though she was a little body shaming. Whatever. She's 19. And then he had a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain. They were like, got that ass. You're in Romania. And they fucking found him and they fucking arrested him.

[Monet X Change]

So he fled America because he was sex trafficking minors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why he. I do not know why Andrew Tate fled America. I don't know why he lives in Romania. I don't even know if he is American because he has like a. In some videos, he has a. He has a British accent. In some videos, he has an American accent. I don't know where Andrew Tate's from. He has like a transatlantic accent. Let me see. Where is Andrew Tate from? Andrew Tate is from. According to his Wikipedia page, Andrew Tate was born in. Oh, it doesn't even. Oh, Washington, D.C. well, and he.

[Monet X Change]

He moved from the UK to Romania because. Well, here's my thing with all, like the. Because he was. He was actively posting on social media and doing all this stuff with all the geotagging and the. And the location.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can turn off geotagging, but even

[Monet X Change]

by, like the CIA.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

B. Tch.

[Monet X Change]

They can find anybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the CIA is not in Romania.

[Monet X Change]

I guess I just feel like he posts so much, how to be all. How was no one able. He must have been really good at covering his tracks. And no one was able to figure it out until they saw this fucking pizza box.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they probably went back and was like, how did this pizza get paid for? Where did you deliver it to? Where did you deliver this pizza to? Who knows? But Greta Thunberg was on the all. And all it took was. All it took was accusing him of having a small penis. And he was like, I cannot stand for this. I know I can.

[Monet X Change]

Masculinity is so fucking fragile. What a full circuit moment on the summer of your podcast. Back to being. If I was condemned to live life as a toxically masculine, insecure, straight motherfucker, I am so glad that is not my destiny in this life. I am so glad. I'm so glad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you are a straight guy and you think Monet owes you an apology, please comment below.

[Monet X Change]

And to apologize, I promise I would deep throat every inch of your straight cock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not cock. That white Christmas got to you, girl. That white Christmas got to you, honey.

[Monet X Change]

The word cock is just so. If I was ever having sex and somebody seriously tried to use the word cock in sex, I would have to stop. I was like, you have to leave.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never had anyone use the word cock while having sex with you? Never.

[Monet X Change]

Not. No. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Not in a serious way. Like, maybe being silly. Like, Andy and I have been like. I've made jokes about white people in the Word, but never in, like, serious. Like, hey, suck my. Ew. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about that. What about that Australian guy? He didn't say, right, Mike? Suck my.

[Monet X Change]

No, dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to me, Mike. Listen to me. He. Listen here, Mike. You're gonna get down there on your. On your American knees. You're gonna suck this. You're gonna suck. Listen to me, Mike. Listen to me. You're gonna suck this kangaroo is what you're gonna do, right, mate? Get down there. Get down there now. Jesus Christ. Jesus. My mom listens to this podcast. My mother. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't realize. My microphone looks so weird. Circumcised.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ew. Not circumcised, no.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, foreskin is the best skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have foreskin?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I'm kind of. I'm right on the intersection.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know if you were circumcised?

[Monet X Change]

I'm right in the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right? We're posting a picture of Monet's penis here, all right? So you can see. We got this one. We're posting a picture of Mona's penis. You all let us know below. Do you think this penis is circumcised? Yes or no? Wait, you don't know if you were circumcised?

[Monet X Change]

I'm in the middle, bitch. I don't know. And as you know, my birth mother is not in the picture, so I can't actually ask her. I can't go back. June, did you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did they snip it off?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think. I don't think you. I think you just have tiny foreskin. I don't think you got circumcised.

[Monet X Change]

I can be on either. I can be on either. Or, like, if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think. I don't think you can have circumcised. I. I think that you have small foreskin.

[Monet X Change]

Well, especially when I'm hard. You can't really.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

You. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have two skin. No, I am. You ever had someone who has eight skin? That shit be.

[Monet X Change]

It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Droopy and loopy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, and then that's not to. It's not. Okay. What I'm saying that. Cause, like, sometimes when it's too much skin and you can't, like, pull it back and then, like, they hurt from that, I'm like, oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Will you be like, oh, we're gonna get there.

[Monet X Change]

Hold on,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hold on, hold on.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it is pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There we go.

[Monet X Change]

It's pretty cold in la, so something to keep you warm, you know, Little turtleneck. Little turtleneck. A little crew neck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember you. I guess. I guess I would have a crew

[Monet X Change]

neck,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a cap neck. You remember when Dana Carvey. When Dana Carvey said, am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

[Monet X Change]

Turtle. Turtle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

That was the master of disguise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Master of disguise?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dana Carvey, who was on Celebrity Big Brother with Todrick.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, no, that wasn't Dana Carvey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was Chris Katan. That was Chris.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was Night of the Roxbury.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Chris Katan.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I want to say Dana Carvey. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen these stories coming out about Bill Murray?

[Monet X Change]

What did he do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jay Pharaoh said that he had to, like, body slam Bill Murray backstage at SNL because Bill Murray kept hitting him.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, who. Who is. Who's the person? J. Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jay Pharaoh. Jay Pharaoh. He's the one that does all the impersonations on. On snl, when SNL does Jay Z and Beyonce.

[Monet X Change]

He's Jay Z. Oh, him. And he had to. Jay Pharrell slammed Bill Murray backstage. Like, went, like. Recently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he. But he told the story recently. I think it was back when he was on Jay Pharaoh's not on SNL anymore. But when he was on snl, he body slammed Bill Murray because Bill Murray kept, like, poking him in the, in the, in the side. Like, he said they, like, Bill Murray would like a, like a conversation with him. And then as they were talking, Bill Murray just started like, like, like, literally jabbing him, like, poking him over and over again. And he was like, please stop. And Bill Murray would not stop. And then he was like, all right, now I have to slam. Honestly, same. I had to slam a guy one time too. So he just slammed Bill Murray. And he was like. Even after he slammed him or he was still like, trying to. He was like, he's drunk. Like, he's wasted.

[Monet X Change]

I've been to snl. It gets litty Kitty backstage. I remember I've been twice now. It gets. It gets. It gets lit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were saying. They were saying that what's in. They were saying what's his name is also a. They were saying of all those old school caddyshack, like, old white comedian guys, the worst one is Chevy Chase.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really? Wait, Chevy Chase.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Donald Glover was like, Chevy Chase used. Because, you know, Donald Glover and Chevy Chase were both on Community.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And apparently Donald.

[Monet X Change]

Chevy Chase was him. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently Chevy Chase was like a racist monster. Apparently, girl. Apparently he's from New York.

[Monet X Change]

He's born and raised in New York. I didn't know that. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you ever want.

[Monet X Change]

Would you ever want to. Would you want to do it beyond be on cast at snl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Yeah. That sounds like it could be fun. It sound like it would take me away from all the others, but maybe not, because obviously a lot of these other people are still doing a lot of great stuff too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, that's. It could be really fun.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how much of a sketch. A sketch comedian I consider myself. To be perfectly honest, I'm more of a stand up comedian than a sketch comedian. But that sounds fun. Given the opportunity, I would absolutely do it. How about you?

[Monet X Change]

I would absolutely. I would absolutely love to do it. For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd rather host one time.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I want to host. I would love to host snl. I mean, but. Well, I would love to be the musical guest there. I really love to be a musical. Has anyone ever been a musical guest?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People do both. I think Adele did it and I think Britney Spears did it, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or they were the musical guest and came back and hosted another time, but I don't know if they did at the same time.

[Monet X Change]

It was Adele and her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I think Megan.

[Monet X Change]

No, Megan was the, was she snl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, here we go. Lizzo, Billie Eilish, Halsey Chance the Rapper, Haley Stier style styles.

[Monet X Change]

They hosted and and performed. Yes. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Justin Timberlake, Gary Busey, MC Hammer. Wait, Gary Busey was a musical guest?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, that's the wrong list. Jerry Busey is not a musical artist, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know Gary Busey's life. Maybe Gary Busey, maybe Gary Busey turns it out. Honey, you do not know Gary. You do not know. Don't you ever speak on Gary Busey's name ever again. I was reading, I read further into the article.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, just like Andy gonna own that ass later too. Go hold on to that energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, okay. Okay, first of all, as, as soon as Andy should tell him, first of all, guard his ankles, cuz Jacob's coming in straight for that left ankle, which looks weak as hell by the way. Thin ass ankles. Jacob's coming in straight for that left ankle. And then when Andy reaches down, Jacob's going to give this motherfucker a fucking uppercut like he's never seen in his life.

[Monet X Change]

You must have not met Andy short because you know Andy has legs that are built like fucking treat trunks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the ankle, I'm talking about the, the ankle. I'm talking about the ankle. Thin look like a little deer ankle. Yeah, we've seen that mug.

[Monet X Change]

So you trying to say that this is my boyfriend right here. That's what you trying to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The ankle, the ankle. The, the, the calf be calving. The ankle look like this cord. This is the ankle right here. Jacob's going to come in, get that ankle together. He going to bend down. Jacob going to his. We know his weak spot. He got a glass chin. He has a glass chin. Jake is going to rock his fucking socks off. Honey, really quick, send him back to

[Monet X Change]

Boston really quick, back on the SNL train. Can you, can we. I want to acknowledge the brilliance of Miss motherfucking Sza. A sketch song is now. It's like viral. It's like big everywhere. It's cuffing season and I need a big boy. I need a big boy. I need a big boy. I need a big boy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she write that?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. That's fierce. I, I, I used to love when Nikki would write. Oh my God. When Nikki would, would write her songs for snl. That used to tickle me.

[Monet X Change]

She did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did like at least two. She did. She did a verse on Creep with the Lonely island and then she did, then she did a, a song about, with, with A.D. bryant and, and, and, and Kate McKinnon and I think Tina Fey about hating this one girl at, at work. And she was like, all the girls like going on why they hate this one girl at work. And then Nicki Minaj walks up and goes, hey, Adie, what's going on? She's like, oh, I hate so and so. Then she's like, I'll fucking cut the bitch. I'll gut the bitch. Like she goes in about how she hates. I was like, you better work. Honestly, I hate that some of my favorites are so problematic.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

It's really. They make it really hard for that to stand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's hard to stand.

[Monet X Change]

All right, Bob, I think we've done another podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you always trying to get out of here? Bye.

[Monet X Change]

Because we have to be somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye. Bye. I said bye.