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Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Award Shows" (April 6, 2022)

Episode Overview

In this lively and unscripted episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change delve deep into the wild, glamorous, and unpredictable world of award shows, both as performers and pop culture fans. With their trademark banter, the pair swap stories about their own brushes with award show glamour, reminisce about iconic televised moments, and give their candid, side-splitting takes on some of the most infamous award ceremony scandals. Centering on the fallout from the 2022 Oscars—specifically, Will Smith’s now-historic slap of Chris Rock—they engage in smart, opinionated, and at times very personal debate about public confrontation, the power of live TV, and what they’d do in similar situations. Tangents abound, including a passionate defense of Caribbean pageants, reflections on drag in pop culture, and hilarious anecdotes about leather parties and competitive fact-checking with friends.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Personal Experiences with Award Shows

[01:22–04:00]

Bob shares his missed opportunities to attend the Emmys and GLAAD Awards because of the pandemic, despite being nominated and winning.
Monét describes only attending the Glam Awards and reminisces about virtually attending events during the lockdown, sparking friendly confusion about which event involved Octavia Spencer.
- Quote: "My two, like, big award shows that I was gonna go to, I didn’t get a chance because of the lockdown." (Bob, 01:52)

The World of Award Shows: Fashion, Pageantry, and Dream Destinations

[12:08–12:38]

Monét dreams of attending the Grammys: "I love that people can choose, like, dress up. But Oscars, people are always dressed up. No one's really casual at the Grammys... that really speaks to me."
Bob points out that Oscars attire is far more conservative and formal.
They riff about the agony and ecstasy of accidentally wearing the same thing as Rihanna.

Iconic Award Show Moments

[16:16, 20:17–29:48]

Bob brings up Marlon Brando sending an Indigenous woman to refuse his Oscar for The Godfather (03:16–04:10).
The duo recounts classic moments:
- Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMAs (“I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!”) [21:44]
- The Britney-Madonna-Christina onstage kiss at the VMAs (25:30)
- Diana Ross grabbing Lil Kim’s breast (23:40)
- The infamous La La Land/Moonlight Oscars mix-up (28:38)
- Steve Harvey announcing the wrong Miss Universe [30:06]

On-Stage Stunts and the Price of Live TV

Bob: “Stunted Awards are not new. We need to get to it because we keep on speaking around it.” [23:20]
They agree that music award shows are the most prone to chaos.

Award Show Hosting, Ambitions & Pageant Realness

[16:55, 19:00–20:00, 36:29]

Bob shares excitement about hosting the Glam Awards with Eureka and Shangela, but admits he’s “not great at working with other people off the cuff” except Monet or Peppermint.
Both fantasize about winning a Grammy (Monét) or an Emmy (Bob), aiming for potential EGOT status.
- "If I get one more GLAAD I have an egg, girl." (Bob, 37:12)
Monét fiercely defends the legitimacy of the Caribbean pageant circuit when Bob playfully questions its authenticity.
- "You are trying to ... denigrate Miss Gay Caribbean!" (Monét, 32:02)

The 2022 Oscars & The Slap Heard Round the World

[41:43–46:44]

Extensive discussion about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock after a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith’s hair loss.
Bob recounts live reactions, referencing his Twitter poll where opinions are split down the middle (42:11).
Monét: “Just seems a little crazy to, like, get up and, like, slap this man on national television, international internet...” (45:12)
Bob and Monét role-play what they’d do in a similar scenario, debating verbal vs. physical confrontation:
- “I’m not physically confrontational, but I’m very confrontational.” (Bob, 54:15)

The Power and Pitfalls of Public Confrontation

[53:31–55:43]

Both wonder how they’d handle a personal attack at an awards show, discussing scenarios involving friends and shady jokes onstage.
The consensus: standing up for friends is important, but physical violence crosses a line.

Award Show Trivia, Drag in Pop Culture, and Offbeat Tangents

[58:04–59:02]

Bob and Monét riff on whether Tyler Perry, Jamie Foxx, or Martin Lawrence count as “drag queens.”
Recurrent jokes about their cats, wearable “meat suits,” and virtual reality gear—including the ongoing saga of whether anyone’s actually using their Oculus (49:44–50:57).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Iconic Award Moments

Bob [21:59]: "You said toilet Swift... Taylor Swift looking—have you seen that picture of Taylor Swift with Bruno Mars? She is just towering."
Monét [25:32]: "I watched [the Britney-Madonna VMA kiss] live because that was when I was in my Britney... I was a stan."

Real Talk on The Slap

Monét [45:12]: “Just seems a little crazy to, like, get up and, like, slap this man on national television, international internet. Everyone is seeing it, like. Like digesting this and just looks crazy.”
Bob [54:15]: “I’m not physically confrontational, but I’m very confrontational. So I probably would have said something from the audience or when I got a chance to go up to the microphone later.”

The Bob vs. Monét Pageant Debate

Bob [32:51]: “It’s people representing islands. And the thing is, a lot of times, especially in New York City, most of the girls representing the islands aren’t even from the...”
Monét [32:19]: “First of all, one of the ones...”

Candid Aspirations and Rivalry

Bob [36:52]: “I really feel like I’m this close [to an Emmy]... getting an Oscar feels like something I could do, but it feels a little out of reach to me. But getting an Emmy feels like something that I could feasibly do within the next year.”
Monét [12:08]: “My dream to go to. Would probably be the Grammys... Because of the fashion and just the allure.”

Humorous Non Sequiturs

Monét [52:39]: “Do you think we can get Chris Rock on the podcast to talk about his experience?”
Bob [49:37]: “I want a picture of Colleen next to Oculus, the hairiest hairless cat in the world.”

Important Timestamps

[01:22] — First-hand award show attendance stories (missed the Emmys/GLAAD)
[12:08] — "Dream" award shows to attend (Grammys, Oscars, Emmys)
[16:16] — Marlon Brando’s Oscar protest
[21:44] — Kanye West, Taylor Swift, and VMA interruptions
[25:30] — Britney-Madonna-Christina VMA kiss breakdown
[28:38] — La La Land/Moonlight Oscars flub
[36:52] — EGOT ambitions & Emmy hopes
[41:43] — The Oscars slap: Will Smith vs. Chris Rock analysis starts
[45:12] — Monét’s take on public confrontation at the Oscars
[54:15] — How would Bob handle a personal on-stage insult?
[59:02] — Pop culture drag: Tyler Perry, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence

Episode Highlights and Listener Takeaways

Award shows hold a special place in queer and drag culture—not just for glitz but for their history of activism, chaos, and genuinely unpredictable moments.
The "Slap" at the 2022 Oscars is dissected with humor and nuance, providing both catharsis and critical commentary about boundaries and the consequences of live TV.
Both Bob and Monét's ambitions remain strong: whether it's hoping to win major awards, host an iconic event, or simply be on the red carpet serving shade.
Their friendship shines through their rivalry, particularly in the way they bicker about facts, pageant histories, and even which LA gay bar is owned by Lance Bass.

Final Thoughts

Bob and Monét turn the drama and pageantry of award shows into a raucous, relatable conversation—showing that while you can take the queens out of the pageant, you can’t take the competitive flair (or the hilarious shade) out of the queens. Whether you came for the Will Smith/Chris Rock deep dive or stayed for the cat fights and “Who actually owns Rocco’s?” debates, this episode delivers double helpings of both comedy and culture.

For further hilarity, exclusive takes, and their live reaction to the Oscars incident, check out Sibling Rivalry’s Patreon content mentioned at [23:20], [42:13].

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[00:01]
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[00:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen, and I'm Monet X Change. And this is simply rivalry.
[00:51]
Monet X Change
On today's episode, Bob finds out about his West Indian heritage.
[00:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
We talk about award shows, and we
[00:59]
Monet X Change
find out what made Bob say this.
[01:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I be at Monet's house just sitting down. Colleen comes in and starts harassing me when we're podcasting. This cat's tugging at my clothes and shit. Monet's like, she's a baby. She ain't no baby. This bitch is three. And we found out what made Monet say this.
[01:16]
Monet X Change
I'm gonna call Jasmine Rice right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so hot. I can't even. I can't even die. Like, it's so hot.
[01:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monae, have you ever been to an award show?
[01:30]
Monet X Change
I just love when Bob gets hot, Bobby. Like, you can't put your hands out. You can't get any rest.
[01:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I'm just so.
[01:37]
Monet X Change
I was already.
[01:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I'm just so. I'm just so amazed. But I just want to know if you've ever been to an award show.
[01:44]
Monet X Change
Of course I've been to the Glam Awards a couple times. That's the only award show I've ever been to. I've been to. No, I have not been to. Yeah.
[01:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Have I ever been to a major award show? You know, I actually kind of like, lost my opportunity because of the Panini to go to the Emmys because my show was nominated for an Emmy, but I wasn't able to go because of the Ponderplay. And then I was trying to. I was supposed to go to the GLAAD Awards, which I won a GLAAD Award, but I wasn't able to go because of the fucking Panini. So my two, like, big award shows that I was gonna go to, I didn't get a chance because of the lockdown.
[02:23]
Monet X Change
The lockdown. Well, I kind of attended something with. Well, not virtually. Remember when we were in Florida and you attended the award show, like, virtually the critics. The critics. The Creative Arts Embies or some shit like that, when Nicole Byers was hosting? And remember we were in Florida and all of your we're here. People on that zoom call.
[02:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that was a We're here internal party, but.
[02:44]
Monet X Change
No, but there was a war thing, and. Cause you were hoping that y' all were gonna win, and then you found out you didn't win. But it's something y' all were going to win for.
[02:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it wasn't. It was a. It was. It was the Emmys, but it wasn't actually the Emmys. I wasn't at. I wasn't at any official anything. It was just the people on We're Here and.
[02:58]
Monet X Change
And Octavia Spencer was there. All those people came to that thing. Remember?
[03:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that. That was. That was. That was a different event. That was something completely different. That was like a. Some sort of a fundraiser that I was invited to.
[03:06]
Monet X Change
That was.
[03:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was a different thing. But for the Emmys, we're here. We had our own little, like, in house moment, and we all watched the Emmys together right from home.
[03:15]
Monet X Change
Right, Right.
[03:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
But, I mean, award shows are moments for, like, iconic moments. Do you remember when I think it was Marlon Brando chose to not accept his award? Can you look this up, Jacob? Marlon Brando chose to not accept his award, and instead he had an indigenous. I think it was Marlon Brando. Marlon. Hello.
[03:39]
Monet X Change
I think it was Aisha Curry.
[03:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Marlon Brando refuses.
[03:44]
Monet X Change
It was Marlon. Arisha Curry. Yeah. Yeah.
[03:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Marlon Brando refused the Oscar for. For his role in the Godfather, and instead, he sent up an indigenous woman to accept the award for him. And it was like, about. I think it was about, like, land rights and good colonizing and this was a while. This was back in 1973.
[04:08]
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean. And it was at the Oscars.
[04:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[04:11]
Monet X Change
Work. Can you send us a list of,
[04:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
like, iconic moments from the Oscars so we can, like.
[04:14]
Monet X Change
Or from award shows in general? Well, we're jumping right in. Right. And hot. How was your day? How you doing?
[04:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
My day was really. I mean, I travel. When you do it, when you have a travel day, the day feels disjunct. Yeah. Like, you don't know when it started, when it stopped. I got here pretty early. When you travel from the east coast to the West Coast, I love it. You traveling back in time.
[04:35]
Monet X Change
Oh, it's great.
[04:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
You leave at noon, you land at 10am I don't know how the fuck happens, but when you drive from the east coast to the west coast, oh, you feel drunk. You land this next week. You know what I mean? It is wild. You lose an entire day. So I got here pretty early, but I woke up. Then I realized That I woke up this morning at 5am Central, which was 3am here. So I've been up since 3am and
[04:59]
Monet X Change
it is now
[05:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
8:50. So I've been awake for a very long time.
[05:05]
Monet X Change
You went to go get fitted for a fun little special project when I fitted.
[05:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is not. This is super secret. I can talk about this. So Alaska has this suit. I call it a meat suit. We all seen a titty bib, like, boobs request. Yeah, yeah, imagine that. But like, pretty much the whole body, it goes.
[05:24]
Monet X Change
It has hips in it.
[05:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
It goes around her neck. It has boobs, it has a belly button, it has hips and it goes down to the knees. It's a halter. And I saw her and I was like, I want this. Like, I want one of these so badly. And I also found out that you can get them tattooed.
[05:40]
Monet X Change
Oh, word. That's fierce.
[05:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I can take it. I can take the meat suit to a tattoo artist and be like, tap me up.
[05:47]
Monet X Change
That's fierce.
[05:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, run me some tats.
[05:49]
Monet X Change
I would do that, right? Yes.
[05:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, should I get my whole body just tatted or should I just get my tattoos put on my actual, like my duck?
[05:59]
Monet X Change
No, get different ones. Get like, ones that, like, will, like, I don't know, go with the, like, you can do like sexy girl tattoos that really go with the. The curves. I'm like, oh, I gotta get a Rihanna under boob one. Ah, you're obsessed. That's so fierce. Do you realize that? What I. Okay, so what? I want to piss off people. This is what people coming for me. We're not coming for me. They're like, oh, Monet's copying Rihanna. No, Rihanna wore that. So I. I take the copied you. No, I take the piss off.
[06:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you gonna go slap her?
[06:25]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. I take the piss off. Two weeks ago. Rihanna wore it like two days ago. But the pits up comes out.
[06:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
But someone on Rihanna's team works at Viacom.
[06:34]
Monet X Change
But that just feels like me and Rihanna. Bitch, we're here. We both had pinstripe men's button down shirts and, like, no pants.
[06:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I also want to say, I'm not trying to take your shine, but, like, that's a thing.
[06:47]
Monet X Change
I know. I'm not saying that.
[06:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
A lot of pink and white.
[06:49]
Monet X Change
That's very specific.
[06:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's.
[06:51]
Monet X Change
That's very specific.
[06:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is more specific. Yes, but. But if it's not like, it's not like when. When Megan showed up in a pinhead drag costume after got Mick. That's kind of like, all right. This one of these has influenced the other one.
[07:06]
Monet X Change
No, I don't think. I don't think they did.
[07:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't think so?
[07:09]
Monet X Change
No.
[07:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't tell if you're being serious.
[07:11]
Monet X Change
I don't.
[07:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, the pop stars copy off of us all the time. They do, like, non. Because their entire team is made up of gay boys who watch Drag Race. If you see, like, Megan's costume and got mad, this is no shame. Megan did not even make the costume. Someone probably on her team probably fucking pitched it to her. Who fucking knows? Megan may have been watching tv. Ooh. It is a drag gown, Pinhead.
[07:35]
Monet X Change
Are you sure? I thought Megan was, like, a catsuit.
[07:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, Megan's is a gown too.
[07:40]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I know, but I thought. I didn't know. Was it like, just like. Just like people already making memes of the fucking.
[07:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God, look.
[07:47]
Monet X Change
Gaga and Liza at the Oscars. Oh, my God.
[07:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's Liza in a wheelchair.
[07:51]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[07:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. I can't. I don't. That's gonna be a tough one.
[07:56]
Monet X Change
I know. Damn, Bob.
[07:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she's in a wheelchair. I just can't believe I just. This. Oh. Oh.
[08:01]
Monet X Change
Will Smith apologizes like,
[08:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
oh, we're jumping back in. Okay, we'll save it until we get to that point.
[08:11]
Monet X Change
Jacob is over here.
[08:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're doing the one about Oscars. Babe, we gotta talk about the Oscars.
[08:15]
Monet X Change
Why are you saying it like that? We're talking Oscars.
[08:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I gotta tell the white people. Honey, we're talking about the Oscars.
[08:23]
Monet X Change
Have. I mean, I remember iconic. Well, we're not talking about that. Yeah. So Rihanna and I, we're quest Indian babes and we think alike is what I'm saying.
[08:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
This seems like a really big accomplishment for you. Congratulations.
[08:38]
Monet X Change
Why do you hate Rihanna for me?
[08:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do not hate Rihanna for. Bitch. Rihanna hates you. I don't care about Rihanna for you. I don't give a fuck about you and Rihanna.
[08:47]
Monet X Change
I love her so much.
[08:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think Rihanna is cool, but, I mean, I don't buy lingerie. I don't buy. She makes.
[08:56]
Monet X Change
They're making men's stuff now, but they're making harnesses and stuff.
[08:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't buy that stuff either. I would never. I would literally never buy.
[09:01]
Monet X Change
Would you want to go to a leather party, like, at any point in your life?
[09:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been to leather parties.
[09:05]
Monet X Change
Well, like, in leather gear.
[09:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've done that before, too, with, like,
[09:07]
Monet X Change
a harness and stuff.
[09:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
What did you wear? I have, like a. I have a whole suit.
[09:11]
Monet X Change
Word. Did you like go for like sex though? Did you have sex?
[09:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't like having sex in public places like that. But I, but I have a suit like in the other room. It's like a full body like suit.
[09:22]
Monet X Change
Like a rubber one or another one?
[09:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's rubber. You know about it, right?
[09:26]
Monet X Change
Jacob, are you being now I cancel if you're being serious or not.
[09:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I have a full rubber suit. There's also a picture. There is a picture of me A while back, someone posted a picture of me at a latex party. And I was in this like latex suit and I was bitch, when I say miss if I don't know, someone lent me the outfit. If I were ever to be able to get my hands on this suit today, bitch, she would not live. That thing would not fit anywhere on my dainty little fucking body.
[10:02]
Monet X Change
I used to date this guy who is really big into leather. I just show his rubber.
[10:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh God, there's the suit. There it is.
[10:08]
Monet X Change
And what did you wear to go to, to a fetish party? And did you like. So, so you just wore it? You didn't do anything in it? Why? What is this stuff?
[10:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is this on come.
[10:20]
Monet X Change
So you didn't do anything?
[10:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Latex kind of does this. You have to take care of it. I don't know how to take care of it.
[10:24]
Monet X Change
You have to just cover it in lube.
[10:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, thanks. It's deteriorating already, so I was, I'm a little late to that party made for you? No, I bought it from a sex store in San Francisco.
[10:34]
Monet X Change
And where.
[10:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Secondhand sex.
[10:36]
Monet X Change
When did you kind of give me more detail? Like, did you, did you go to like, did you go to play?
[10:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
You just did an exciting party. I just, I just went to a, to a, like a leather kink party and then I left. Like this story's not, it's not you
[10:47]
Monet X Change
do any of the leather or. Well, you do the leather, but you do the kink.
[10:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I mean, I walked around, but I didn't, I didn't do it. I didn't fool around with anyone. No work. Because all other parties aren't just about like having sex sometimes. Just about being around people who are into the kink scene. And, and I'm not really into. I'm also just not really into the scene, to be honest.
[11:03]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I know a lot of people who aren't leather stuff like that. I never really, I never got into leather. There you go.
[11:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yako put on the ground this.
[11:12]
Monet X Change
I used to date this guy who was really big into. And I'd say he's, like, into it. Like, for real. For real. And I just was like, I'm not that girl. I can't. Like, this is, like, stuff that he would, like, send me.
[11:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
How long ago is this? Years. These are from him?
[11:28]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's him.
[11:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he from another country?
[11:34]
Monet X Change
Yes, from.
[11:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he from the largest island in the world?
[11:39]
Monet X Change
Yes. There we go.
[11:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you know she's very tall?
[11:44]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
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[11:46]
Monet X Change
Bob, shut the fuck up.
[11:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's such a thing as race chasers and. Shut the fuck up. No, I'm kidding. You tell him about him. You told me about him a long time ago. Those race chasers. Honey, send me those same pictures.
[12:02]
Monet X Change
You are so silly.
[12:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Um, what? What? What would you. Is there, like. Is there like an award show? You like this?
[12:09]
Monet X Change
Your dream to go to an award show? That's my dream to go to. Would probably be the Grammys. Ah, because the Grammys. Because of the fashion and just the allure.
[12:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Oscars of the fashion.
[12:20]
Monet X Change
No. But there. You dress differently, though. The Oscars are a bit more conservative. I love the fashion of the Grammys. I love that people can choose, like, dress up. But Oscars, people are always dressed up. No one's really casual at the Grammys. You can be, like, casual, like, dressy. You know what I mean? And I really like that. That really speaks to me. I would love to go to the Grammys. I would love to go to the Grammys.
[12:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
It would be embarrassing. You and Rihanna show up in the same thing. Or iconic like Monet.
[12:46]
Monet X Change
Stop. You do such a bad.
[12:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's Indian accent, Monet? I'm doing. I'm just. I don't know what sounds. I'm just doing a terrible Jamaican accent.
[12:53]
Monet X Change
You should know.
[12:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you won't do. I keep asking you to do one. You literally will refuse to do it.
[12:57]
Monet X Change
I've done it many times on here.
[12:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Then do it again. Help me.
[13:00]
Monet X Change
Is not very particular.
[13:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Then do it like. I edited a video full of all your aunts. It is particular, is it? I edited a whole birthday video with all your aunties.
[13:08]
Monet X Change
You think so?
[13:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
[13:09]
Monet X Change
I don't. I don't hear it.
[13:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Kevin. They'd be like, kevin, this is your aunt. I am so proud of how you've come so far. It's like a whole thing.
[13:23]
Monet X Change
I don't hear it, though.
[13:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
But there is an accent work. I'm asking you. You don't think there's a West Indian accent?
[13:30]
Monet X Change
There is a West Indian woman. I don't know what I can't like, put my.
[13:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
See making fun of me because I can't do it. You can't do it either.
[13:36]
Monet X Change
Yes, I can. I can do it, but I don't do it. Give me. I need something to say. I need something to read and just start talking to me.
[13:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
[13:42]
Monet X Change
I know I need to read something.
[13:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Read about Marlon Brando declining the best actor. There we go.
[13:49]
Monet X Change
Marlon Brando declines best actor at the Oscars. History.
[13:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I can't confirm or deny because I don't know what a fucking West Indian accent sounds like. But you don't sound like Rihanna. That I know.
[14:00]
Monet X Change
Oh, the Bajan accent is very specific. Bajan, Trini, Jamaicans, they're all very different.
[14:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. I don't know anything about Caribbean accents.
[14:12]
Monet X Change
That's so crazy. You don't care. I mean, you might have some West Indian blood in you.
[14:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. You don't know. Positive. Positive. I don't have West Indian blood in me.
[14:21]
Monet X Change
Because you did my 23andMe.
[14:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I did not do. Also, West Indian blood is black people.
[14:27]
Monet X Change
African.
[14:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Black people aren't indigenous. It may.
[14:30]
Monet X Change
But they may trace you back to. Or you. You may have some air wax up.
[14:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not. I'm. I'm not from the West Indies. I have nobody.
[14:39]
Monet X Change
Why are you doing this?
[14:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you. You love to go.
[14:41]
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[14:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're the queen of. You never know. Yeah. You never. Yeah, I know that. I'm not. I have no West Indian ball. How.
[14:48]
Monet X Change
Because if I turn three and me.
[14:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was before 23.
[14:50]
Monet X Change
Me.
[14:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was back when they did the old ones. It was. I forget what they were called before 23andMe. There was one before. It was like. It was like myheritage.com or something. I cannot remember ancestry.com or something.
[15:00]
Monet X Change
Ancestry.
[15:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Years ago. They didn't want to. And I just. I guarantee you I'm not from. Why are you.
[15:05]
Monet X Change
What is this hand thing you're doing nowadays every time.
[15:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you keep trying to.
[15:08]
Monet X Change
Either you. Either you a teacher.
[15:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I took my hands a lot.
[15:11]
Monet X Change
This this or you this.
[15:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
The way you do it. I've always talked with my hands. Since you've known me, I've done this.
[15:18]
Monet X Change
So what do you mean these days, this is deal.
[15:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm saying it because you keep trying to, like, convince me that I might be West Indian and I'm not. I am not West Indian.
[15:30]
Monet X Change
Why do you hate West Indian?
[15:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just you Monet.
[15:34]
Monet X Change
But yeah, I mean, I would also back in the day, I would have loved to go to something like the MTV Movie Awards or. I'm not trying to. I don't think they're played out. They're just not as interesting to me anymore. Maybe because I'm a little older and I used to watch it when I was younger. Like when I was 12, 13, 14, 15. As a young. As a preteen and teen. I used to love those award shows.
[15:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is there an award show that you would cancel everything? Two or three awards, or you would
[15:57]
Monet X Change
cancel everything to go to Grammys, Oscar,
[16:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Emmys and name an award show? You'd be like, if I'm free, they're gonna be watching Viacom is why. And you work at Viacom. So if you say mtv. Yes, you do work at Viacom. You gotta wake up early in the morning to go to Viacom.
[16:15]
Monet X Change
As a matter of fact, that's on Wednesday. Oh. Oh, my God. We can say. I don't think I'm saying. Okay, I guess we just. No. A warned I would say, I don't know the ones. I don't know, like, the Critics Choice Awards.
[16:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a big deal.
[16:35]
Monet X Change
Is it?
[16:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. That is a huge award show. How fuck you gonna say? Like, fucking the billboards. That's a big.
[16:44]
Monet X Change
I don't know.
[16:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're afraid to say vodka.
[16:48]
Monet X Change
I will say you're afraid to say vodka. You know what? You know what? The Glam Awards, Jacob is so messy.
[16:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll be hosting the Glam Awards this April.
[16:58]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, You Eureka and Shangela.
[16:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, we are.
[17:00]
Monet X Change
Are you excited?
[17:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
I am excited. The short answer is yes, I'm excited.
[17:04]
Monet X Change
Well, why is it long and short? The answer adjusts your exciting.
[17:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because there's not, like, a lot there. It's. It's not like the Grammys are Oscars. So there's not a lot of preparation leading up to it. There's not a lot of we rehearsed, like, one day before, and then the next day we're just hosting an entire award show. And I'm not great with other people. Fly with other people. When it's me by myself, even I'm by myself, I could muster up a slap from Will Smith. But if it's. That's also the thing about me too. Like, I know that, like, I make jokes. We both make jokes about people a lot. Do we deserve to get slapped?
[17:40]
Monet X Change
Is that what you're thinking about?
[17:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's what I'm thinking about in this. In this very second. I just. I just don't think that. I mean, at some point, we're gonna have to get into the topic, which is the main. I mean, we're talking about award show.
[17:50]
Monet X Change
Can we take a break already? Let's take a break.
[17:57]
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[17:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Feel your body relax.
[18:01]
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[18:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
And breathe.
[18:14]
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[18:21]
Monet X Change
Visit 1-800contacts.com today to save on your first order.
[18:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
1-800-contacts. And we're black. What Awards. So I.
[18:34]
Monet X Change
Wait, you were talking about the Glads. That you are the Glad Awards.
[18:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
So, yeah, I'm not great at working with other people off the cuff. There's like, two people, honestly. You and Peppermint. Yeah, I can work like. We have just been doing it for so long that we can just roll with the punches and Pixie as well, but everyone else. And if Frosty Flakes, unretired from Drag,
[18:57]
Monet X Change
you know, but we'd have to get
[18:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
back into the rug. We haven't done that shit in eight years.
[19:00]
Monet X Change
You have to go back. Hallelujah. Anyway, Ms. Bob, now I need to.
[19:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're all so scripted, so I'm like. I don't. It's just gonna be. I wish. I wish that we had more time to, like, prepare for it, but I understand why we don't. We all have. We all have. We're all very busy. Eureka just got out of rehab. She posted about it. Yeah. Eureka just got out of rehab.
[19:18]
Monet X Change
I was like. Is this like an inside of Tea mom and spilling.
[19:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not like you outing Queen Latifah.
[19:22]
Monet X Change
It's a. I did not out Queen Latifah.
[19:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
She gonna come slap her. Her girlfriend gonna come slap you. Keep my wife's name out your mouth. Well, see if my wife had to
[19:32]
Monet X Change
slap the fuck out of you potatoes. So Bob and I, we were starting.
[19:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait. Awards. Also awards that we want. The number one is your number one award. A Grammy.
[19:41]
Monet X Change
I would love to have a Grammy. I really would. My accomplishments in music.
[19:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
What Grammy?
[19:46]
Monet X Change
What Grammy? Ooh, I would do. Because I think they scrubbed gender from the Grammys as well. Right?
[19:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
They've. The Grammys have never been gender.
[19:57]
Monet X Change
Oh, they never been gendered.
[19:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Oscars are gender, which I think they need to be ungendered.
[20:01]
Monet X Change
I Would love a Best New Artist. Artist of the year.
[20:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Mm. How do you constitute a new artist? You already have an ep, I think maybe.
[20:10]
Monet X Change
I don't know. Because they don't do breakthrough artists, do they?
[20:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
[20:15]
Monet X Change
You don't look it up. Like, what. What are you.
[20:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember speaking of Grammy moments for the
[20:21]
Monet X Change
Grammys, do they have, like, breakthrough? Like, what are the categories? There's.
[20:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Best New Artists every week. One of Kanye West's first stunts was when he was nominated for Best New Artist or Breakthrough Artist at the Grammys or something. It may have been the American Music Awards. And he's. He's up against all these people and they announce all the categories, the nominees. And before they have announced the winner, Kanye west just starts walking to the stage.
[20:47]
Monet X Change
Work. He's always been that bitch.
[20:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
And they announced the winner was.
[20:51]
Monet X Change
It wasn't him.
[20:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Was Gretchen Wilson. He is Wilson. I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin I say, hey, y'.
[21:03]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
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[21:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, so he started walking up to the stage. American Music Awards, 2004. That's. That's the one. What? It was American music. Yeah. He started walking up to the stage and Gretchen Wilson won the award instead of him. And then he kind of like. It was kind of the beginning. Well, that was also after George Bush doesn't care about black people. He said that George Bush doesn't care about bipolar. Was, was, was, was Kanye West's like, first big, like, stunt. It was on a live telethon.
[21:28]
Monet X Change
He better.
[21:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was after Hurricane Katrina. And then Kanye west just said, george Bush does not care about black people.
[21:35]
Monet X Change
He was there, like one of the celebrities taking calls.
[21:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
They were on. He was on camera with the guy, with the. With the host. And then he just said it. And then it kind of became his whole meme. George Bush doesn't care about black people.
[21:45]
Monet X Change
And then obviously Kanye west and Taylor Swift was another one.
[21:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Kanye West, Yeah. Getting that was at the VMAs. Was it the VMAs where he got up and said, I'm gonna let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the most iconic videos of all time. Of all time. And Toilet Swift, tall ass.
[22:00]
Monet X Change
You said. You said toilet Swift.
[22:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Toilet Swift. No Taylor Swift looking. Have you ever seen that clip of that picture of Taylor Swift with Bruno Mars? No. Do you know how tall Bruno Mars is? He.
[22:10]
Monet X Change
I want to say five two about the Taylor Swift. He's six one.
[22:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
And Bruno Mars. Do you know how Tall. Vladimir Putin is
[22:21]
Monet X Change
not interested. Jacob, want to bring down the room?
[22:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, what's that, baby? Vladimir Putin is the same height as me. Vladimir Putin is 5, 6 or 5 5. Isn't that wild?
[22:34]
Monet X Change
He has a fucking Napoleon complex, girl. But yeah.
[22:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, there's this great picture of Taylor Swift with Bruno Mars, and she is just towering.
[22:42]
Monet X Change
She is the stallion. Taylor Thee stallion. I mean, now that you're going to the. Are you gonna plan any stunts at the GLAAD Awards?
[22:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no, I wouldn't do that. That's a glass. Not when I'm hosting. I can't out stunt Will Smith.
[22:58]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[22:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
We want to slap a shadow Shangela.
[23:01]
Monet X Change
We always say we're not getting to it, and literally, it's baller brand that you searched. It's all right. I believe you. I believe you.
[23:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
I believe.
[23:07]
Monet X Change
I believe he's older. I believe he's taller than her.
[23:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she's taller than him.
[23:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe. I really believe it. I don't think you believe it, but yeah. Stunted Awards are not new. And we. We. We need to get to it because we keep on speaking around it.
[23:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
We have. Well, okay, the reason why I'm not getting to it is because we have a Patreon exclusive where we react to it in real time. So if you want to see me and Monet reacting to the Will Smith, Chris Rock debacle. Chris the Rockabacal.
[23:33]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Go to Patreon.
[23:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can go to our Patreon. And that's our. Our. Our real time.
[23:37]
Monet X Change
As we are. As we. As the things came in, we literally
[23:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
sat down to do a podcast. And then Kamika. Kamika text Monet, and they were like, we got to see what this is. But there's also the infamous titty grab at the VMAs where Diana Ross. Diana Ross grabbed Lil Kim's titty and she gave it up. Apparently, Mary J. Blige was really upset by that.
[24:00]
Monet X Change
Why? Like, because of.
[24:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
She said. She said that she embarrassed Lil Kim. She said Lil Kim was, like, smiling, but she was not happy about it.
[24:07]
Monet X Change
Really?
[24:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. She just got her titty fondled on stage and she goes. She was like, just because she's dressed like that does not mean she wanted her titty grabbed. And apparently Mary J. Blige was like, really? I want to see if I can find Mary J. Blige. This computer gonna take forever. Mary J. Blige.
[24:22]
Monet X Change
I didn't know that.
[24:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's Diana Ross Ross? Because. Because it was like, if. I think she felt like it was Kind of like a slut shaming moment for Lil Kim. Like the older generation. Kind of like shaming the younger generation for dressing how they wanted. So according to the thegrio.com or the rap.com or source. His source, apparently Mary J. Vice was, quote, pissed when Dan Ross. Diana Ross touched Lil Kim's pasty and she felt like she disrespected Lil Kim.
[24:57]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, I can see that.
[24:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Any. Any. Were there any award show moments that you remember? You were like, oh, like, you were like. Like you were watching the award show and you were like, wait, what? Wait, what?
[25:08]
Monet X Change
The one. I was. I remember watching it. I think I was maybe like 14 or 13 when that guy climbed. You remember when the VMAs. It was a year. They had those, like, tall things.
[25:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Who was that guy again?
[25:17]
Monet X Change
He was enraged against the machine or some rock group and he climbed. I remember I was, like, watching it as it happened. I was like, what is this nigga doing climbing on top of the stuff.
[25:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do remember, obviously, when Madonna, Britney turned and kissed Britney.
[25:30]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[25:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is where every.
[25:31]
Monet X Change
I watched that live because that was when I was in my Britney.
[25:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was a stand also. People forget that Britney, she also turned and kissed Christina immediately after, but.
[25:42]
Monet X Change
Because at that time, it was Christina versus Britney.
[25:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
But also Britney got the first kiss.
[25:46]
Monet X Change
Exactly. So it made it seem like Madonna did it because she felt bad or she was obligated to. But it was like Britney was the one she wanted to kiss and Christina was just. I guess I will.
[25:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't a song like, come on over here. I got something in the show.
[25:56]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. It was me against the music with Britney Spears and Madonna. Come over here. I got some.
[26:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, Britney. You say you want to lose control Come over here. I got something in the show. I feel like Madonna really passed the baton to Britney, but I don't think that happened with Lady Gaga. I would have. We would have loved to have seen. Oh, the only collab we got with Lady Gaga. Madonna was on snl.
[26:16]
Monet X Change
What did they do?
[26:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
They did, like, a small sketch together on snl. I don't remember that, but we really.
[26:21]
Monet X Change
Brittany wasn't that girl. Britney wasn't like Britney was. It was not a Madonna. She was not, like, pushing boundaries like Madonna. Gaga is that, like, Gaga is, like, wearing meat dresses to the thing and Gaga is, like, being like, like, like, like, like really wild.
[26:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Gaga was a game changer. Gaga really changed pop music, but Britney's my big girl.
[26:40]
Monet X Change
Brittany changed pop music, but I'm saying
[26:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
she wasn't as provocative as Lady.
[26:45]
Monet X Change
Exactly.
[26:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Madonna was very, very provocative.
[26:47]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[26:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
For her time. What, Jacob? Oh, she was. She was very. She. Yeah. Lady Gaga is much more provocative than Britney Spears was. She was a provocateur, as the children say. I do remember. Who is that? Who was that singer? He's a rock and roll singer. He always wears a bandana because I think he's actually bald. And he. And he was at the Tony Awards. No one's gonna remember this. Brett. Kid Rock. No, Brett Bretman Rock something. He has a song in School of Rock. Not School of Rock. Rock of Ages, baby. He has a song in Rock of Ages. And I think he was also in the Surreal Life too.
[27:32]
Monet X Change
I think it was Bretman Rock.
[27:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I think he was also.
[27:35]
Monet X Change
That's the influencer boy.
[27:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think he was also in the Surreal Life as well. Anyway, they were doing this big opening, like this compilation in the beginning of the Tony Awards. I remember this is the year that Eliza Minnelli sang the World Goes Round when she, like, revived that on the Tony Awards. And the cast in nine to five was there. Dolly Parton was there. And then School and then Rock of Ages came out. But this guy, this rock and roll singer, he like, he hit his face on a piece of moving scenery. Like everything was just moving. And he just, like, face planted into this, like, massive piece of scenery. I don't know why that always sticks out in my head as like a moment from an award show that I'm like, that's embarrassing.
[28:14]
Monet X Change
But I mean, those are like the music. I feel like the music award shows is always something goes on. I knew it was something. Brett.
[28:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I was like, Brett. Yeah, yeah.
[28:23]
Monet X Change
But something that always happens at the music award shows like this. The SAGs, the screen acts as Gill and Sky's ending. Critic choice. Crazy stuff doesn't always happen to you like that. Except for. No, not always. Yeah, I'm saying. But I'm saying it happens more so the music ones than, like, the acting ones.
[28:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember when they announced La La Land for winning best film?
[28:43]
Monet X Change
Oh, yes. That was a moment.
[28:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was.
[28:46]
Monet X Change
That was a moment because it was against Moonlight.
[28:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
So what happened was it was Faye
[28:51]
Monet X Change
Dunaway and the guy. Was it Kenneth Gongwin?
[28:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it wasn't Alec.
[28:55]
Monet X Change
It was an old white dude. It was. Oh, who was it? It was an old white dude.
[28:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know he was an old white man away. And this older white guy and he opened up the. The thing and I think he had the wrong envelope or something because it had the wrong category There was something on it. And he read it. Who looked at it? And he was like. He was confused. And Faye Dunaway thought he was doing a bit. She's like, oh, he's doing her thing. So Faye took it, and she was like, La La Land.
[29:26]
Monet X Change
La La Land.
[29:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then La La Land ran up on stage, and then they were, like, cheering and applauding. And then at some point, someone who. Someone from the Academy was like, no, nigga, you did not. You fully lost. You 100% lost. It was actually moonlight. Moonlight. And then by that point, Warren Beatty's still there. Faye Dunaway is in the car, headed back home.
[29:48]
Monet X Change
Girl.
[29:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Faye Dunaway is nowhere to be seen. Miss Mama. Miss Thing. Miss Mama Miss Thing. And. And that. That was. That felt embarrassing. That was the same year that Steve Harvey accidentally announced Columbia Miss Columbia Awards Show.
[30:06]
Monet X Change
Was that the same year?
[30:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It was Miss Miss Universe. He accidentally. I think it was the same year he accidentally accidentally announced Colombia over Philippines, I think.
[30:17]
Monet X Change
Yeah. The winner was.
[30:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, maybe it was.
[30:19]
Monet X Change
No, the winner was Philippines, and he announced Colombia. Colombia. But it was Philippines that won. Yeah.
[30:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's. That feels. That must be so embarrassing. He got to keep his job. Yes. He's a fucking accident.
[30:34]
Monet X Change
Should he be fired and shot between the eyes because he made a mistake?
[30:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say shot between the eyes. There are some accidents. There are some accidents where you lose your job. Do you think.
[30:41]
Monet X Change
Do you think that that's. Do you think that that's worthy of losing your job?
[30:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. In the Miss Universe, yeah.
[30:48]
Monet X Change
I don't think so.
[30:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do. It's like the whole. The whole show leads up to this point.
[30:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but he's a fudgeing human being, okay?
[30:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
People make mistakes and get fired all the time.
[31:00]
Monet X Change
So far. I mean, I don't think so. I think that you apologize and that's it. You're done.
[31:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
That woman is. No, that woman is embarrassed forever.
[31:08]
Monet X Change
Who is she? But she's not embarrassed. He's embarrassed.
[31:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
She. She's embarrassed.
[31:12]
Monet X Change
I don't think so.
[31:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
When you get the crown and you think you've won.
[31:15]
Monet X Change
It wasn't that long. It was.
[31:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
You got the crown.
[31:18]
Monet X Change
Did she?
[31:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she got the crown.
[31:20]
Monet X Change
Even if she got the crown, I don't think that.
[31:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't know if she wasn't embarrassed.
[31:23]
Monet X Change
You're assuming. I don't think. Okay. You're assuming that she is in essay.
[31:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
That feels like a very safe assumption.
[31:29]
Monet X Change
Not for me. I think that you maybe just thinking, like, oh, my. Like, I think the moment you're like, oh, my God, I won. You're like, oh, that sucked. I don't think. You're like, oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed.
[31:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't believe that you think it's all that. I don't think you've ever.
[31:38]
Monet X Change
I don't think so. I have competed, and I've won three times, honey. Miss Hell's Kitchen, honey.
[31:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Miss Gay Caribbean, honey.
[31:45]
Monet X Change
And I've won RuPaul's Draggery, so you. Yes, I know. Three times. How many patches have you won?
[31:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not Miss Gay Caribbean.
[31:57]
Monet X Change
Oh, why is. Why is. Why is Miss Gay Caribbean.
[32:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Excuse me. You were the only Caribbean in the pageant. You were going against Jasmine Rice.
[32:07]
Monet X Change
No, that was a different pageant. Yeah, it was all Caribbean. I can't believe you are trying to. To fucking denigrate.
[32:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
I won RuPaul's Drag Race, okay? I won Miss Sobriety.
[32:22]
Monet X Change
Please, Please.
[32:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
[32:23]
Monet X Change
So Miss.
[32:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Miss. Miss.
[32:28]
Monet X Change
Yes, Saint Lucia, honey. Caribbean.
[32:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
We had.
[32:30]
Monet X Change
These are pageant bitches from different Caribbean islands, honey.
[32:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I'm gonna let y' all know. Cause Monet's beefing up Miss Caribbean. Like it was. Like it was. Let me tell you what it is, okay? Please tell me what it is. Miss Caribbean. Monet's acting like they're flying girls in from St. Lucia and from Jamaica and from Haiti.
[32:49]
Monet X Change
I never said that. There are different people representing Caribbean islands.
[32:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is people representing islands. And the thing is, a lot of times, especially in New York City, most of the girls representing the islands aren't even from the. Because that's how. Jasmine Rice. Did Jasmine Rice not compete in the same pageant later on?
[33:04]
Monet X Change
Later on. Yes, she did. She was mistreated.
[33:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
And this bitch is from fucking New Jersey. She is a Korean from New Jersey. And so it's people that. You don't have to actually be from the island. And you do it. And the talent pool is not. Excuse me.
[33:19]
Monet X Change
First of all. First of all, one of the ones.
[33:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what?
[33:21]
Monet X Change
Let's take a break. Let's take a break. Cause I. Ooh, ooh, I'm getting hot. Let's take a break.
[33:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
And we're back. We could call any New York girl right now. Ask about the validity of the Ms. Cribbing.
[33:37]
Monet X Change
The one that I competed against. Her name was.
[33:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Must be fierce.
[33:42]
Monet X Change
She is fierce. She's one Continental, and she won Continental. Oh, my God. Her name is something with a G. She's like, Jasmine. I'm going to call Jasmine Rice right now. I'm going to call Jasmine Rice right.
[33:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
[33:52]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. I'm so hot, I can't even. I can't even die. Like, it's so hot.
[33:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
And she won Continental.
[33:57]
Monet X Change
She won Continental. Her name is like Grier or something with a G. She's fierce.
[34:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not cheese. Now you just naming Jesus Gouda, Gruyere, Garbanzo bean, something like that.
[34:12]
Monet X Change
Oh, Jasmine, come on. Of course you're not going to answer the phone. She probably mad. She probably, like Bob gonna talk me about Jesus again and make me.
[34:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
She joined my life. She. She called me and said, I want talk about Jesus. Just to be clear, I did not lure her in. She called me and said, I want
[34:26]
Monet X Change
to talk about Jesus.
[34:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would like to talk to you about Jesus answering. One of also fell into mention that.
[34:40]
Monet X Change
Monet winning. Is he winning? I think she did represent grenada.
[34:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Position number two is 1,059.
[34:51]
Monet X Change
Is this the skinny?
[34:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Send more shelter. All right, that's enough.
[35:04]
Monet X Change
Hold on, hold on.
[35:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me hear my name. What?
[35:14]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
What?
[35:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
What, honey? Not when they have an accent. Not when they all of a sudden have an accent. Where's that bitch? You have an accent off ebay. It feels good at St. Lucia. Fake bitch. You ain't got no. Why you accent come from, though? Congratulations.
[35:39]
Monet X Change
They convert it off.
[35:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, where did that accent come from?
[35:44]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[35:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Whoa.
[35:46]
Monet X Change
I didn't. Jacob.
[35:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Where did you find that?
[35:49]
Monet X Change
Jacob is wild, yo. See, they go. Bob with his sneaky little boyfriend, pulling up a little. Little video.
[35:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
You.
[35:55]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
You.
[35:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
You told Jacob, play it. Play more. I want to hear my name. He feel good at St. Lucia. You are wild. I don't know where that little accent came from. You trying to crank it up, cuz?
[36:07]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
What?
[36:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
No Caribbean in the B. You had to really click, click.
[36:11]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[36:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
You got the phone with your auntie and like, click accent.
[36:16]
Monet X Change
Keep the accent.
[36:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Keep the accent. Okay.
[36:19]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. No. Anyway, so award shows. Okay, so you. You're hosting Glad Awards. What are the three that you would cancel any hello high water to go
[36:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
to Emmy's, Grammys and Oscars for sure. And, you know, in my mind, I really want an Emmy right now because I. I really feel. I really feel like I'm this close. Like, in my mind, I'm like, I'm in my mind, getting an Oscar feels like something I could do, but it feels a little out of reach to me. But getting an Emmy feels like something that I could feasibly do within the next year. That's. That's how I feel in my heart.
[36:52]
Monet X Change
I love that. I think you can, too.
[36:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm like. Because because my. My show was nominated for Emmy one time. I was not nominated for an Emmy. I do have a GLAAD Award, and that's. That's not. That's not nothing. You know what I mean?
[37:04]
Monet X Change
Don't be that mean. You have an egg.
[37:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
What? An egg.
[37:08]
Monet X Change
What do you.
[37:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
What does that mean?
[37:09]
Monet X Change
If you get an Emmy? You have a glass.
[37:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
If I get one more. Glad I have an egg, girl. Yeah. But if I don't get a Grammy and I get an Oscar, time, like, I have a glide, but I gotta eat. God. Eglot.
[37:24]
Monet X Change
E Glot.
[37:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Eglot girl. But, yeah, I mean, so that's why I kind of feel like I could. Like, I could. There's. There is a world where I could win an Enemy this year. I actually think that season two of We're Here is better than season one.
[37:38]
Monet X Change
So wait, did y' all find out if you got. When do you find out if you got nominated for season two?
[37:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
They haven't announced any nomination. I think nominations come out in, like, July. Oh, they announced them in July. So I'm going to be sitting there like, bated breath and hook last. So our first year, we lost to. We were up against. No, we're up against Cheer. Cheer. Yeah. Cheer and Untucked were the big shows. We were up against, and we lost to Cheer. The next year we're here, and Cheer did not do a season in that season of Emmys. So Untucked didn't have as big a competition and Untucked won.
[38:17]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[38:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
And this year, Cheer is back.
[38:21]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[38:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cheers. Cheer is back again. So they might be nominated again. Although there is some controversy surrounding Cheer.
[38:28]
Monet X Change
They wanted to get people one of the.
[38:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
One of the. One of the. The. One of the participants in the documentary or the docu series. It was, I think, accused of, like, sexting with children.
[38:42]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[38:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
And like, grooming. I don't know if he was. I don't know if he was convicted, but he was accused of grooming children with, like, sexting and stuff. With, like, a child. So maybe that'll taint their. Their chances.
[38:58]
Monet X Change
What?
[39:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wasn't saying excited. I was just saying I feel like having a child predator in your show might taint your chances at winning and winning an Emmy, possibly. You don't think that's a possibility?
[39:11]
Monet X Change
I think so. What if one day you and I get to co host the Oscars? What if one day I think we
[39:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
closed the Grammys, you and me?
[39:25]
Monet X Change
We sure could.
[39:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
That would be so fun, because I feel like that would make the most
[39:31]
Monet X Change
sense for it has Amy Schumer. So if you co host the Oscars, it means you've probably been nominated before or won.
[39:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, probably.
[39:37]
Monet X Change
Like Amy Schumer, Wanda Sykes.
[39:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Amy Schumer has an
[39:40]
Monet X Change
Oscar, but maybe she's been nominated.
[39:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we find out if Amy Schumer has ever been nominated?
[39:44]
Monet X Change
She's hosting it this year. Wanda Sykes and Regina hall, all three of them have maybe at least been nominated.
[39:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank God Amy Schumer or Regina hall didn't fucking make that joke. Regina King in it.
[39:53]
Monet X Change
Regina Hall.
[39:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Regina King is the lady from Watchmen.
[39:57]
Monet X Change
From Ray. Yeah.
[39:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, I thought she was hosting this year.
[40:00]
Monet X Change
No.
[40:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, clearly not following me.
[40:01]
Monet X Change
Regina Hall, Brenda from Scary Movie, Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes are all three co hosting.
[40:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know why I thought it was Jenna King.
[40:10]
Monet X Change
So you don't need to be nominated. We can be. We can be up in here.
[40:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, honestly, I. I have thought to myself, I would love to get on the red carpet at the house. I feel like I should be working the red carpet.
[40:20]
Monet X Change
Oh, so we. So we. So all of like.
[40:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I would. For real, I would be talking shit.
[40:26]
Monet X Change
Ours. Our. One of our influencer friends, Heartthrob Rob, is at the Oscars this year, and a bunch of the TikTok influencers are on the red carpet for the Oscars. Yeah.
[40:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
And heartthrob Rob has a video of
[40:38]
Monet X Change
Will Smith screaming, keep my wife on art.
[40:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Rob.
[40:43]
Monet X Change
Rob's Instagram right now. Well, this is. By the time y' all see this is gonna be gone, but yeah, bitch. And he's like, this is not a joke. It really happened. And gag. What if.
[40:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
What.
[40:53]
Monet X Change
What if this is all a really elaborate.
[40:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
What if it's all Chris Rock? Chris Will Smith when I do that, Chris Rock might. Will Smith would not do that.
[40:59]
Monet X Change
How you know, it's just Will Smith.
[41:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
He doesn't seem to. Clearly, he doesn't have that kind of. That kind of sense of humor. And it just doesn't seem. I mean, in the words of Monet, you never know. I mean, you. You will. You never know anything. You will literally. You never know.
[41:14]
Monet X Change
Get out, bitch. Pot, kettle.
[41:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do I say?
[41:17]
Monet X Change
You never know. You'd be like. Like Monet. All I'm saying is you'll go to explain your thing.
[41:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like what?
[41:23]
Monet X Change
I can't remember right now.
[41:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
I really try to rely on, like, logic and reasoning, and Monet's relies on, like, the. The 1% chance. Never know. You know, when you grow up as 1%. You tend to rely on the 1%.
[41:32]
Monet X Change
That's just true.
[41:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was a really good one, dude. I ignore how great that was.
[41:36]
Monet X Change
It's on the top 5.5%.
[41:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, that was a really good joke. I would like you to acknowledge how good that was.
[41:42]
Monet X Change
God.
[41:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, we gotta talk about the thing now. So I posted a.
[41:48]
Monet X Change
Let me see my. What? I posted.
[41:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I posted a Twitter poll that said, do y' all think Will Smith was wrong? I posted it 56 minutes ago. It now has 22,000 votes, and 31 of people say, yes, he was wrong. 35% of people say, no, he was not wrong. And 34 people say a third.
[42:11]
Monet X Change
A third. A third.
[42:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's complicated. So it's roughly.
[42:14]
Monet X Change
It's what, Even?
[42:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's very, very even.
[42:16]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[42:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I really. So we did a Patreon exclusive, and if y' all want to check it out, check me and Monet's live reaction to seeing Will Smith slap Chris Rock. And there's also this, like, one Japanese coverage of the Oscars that doesn't cut the audio. It shows Chris Rock being like, I just. Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me. And he's, like, trying really hard to recover. And he's telling Will Smith. He's like, okay, I'll. I will. I will stop. I will not say your wife's name anymore.
[42:43]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So I posted on my thing, I said, willard Smith. That's his real name. What the actual fuck, man? And then his middle name was.
[42:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, his name was Willard.
[42:49]
Monet X Change
Willard.
[42:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that Willard.
[42:53]
Monet X Change
Jada calls him Willard on. On Red Table Talk.
[42:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm afraid to say her name out loud. I might get uppercut.
[42:58]
Monet X Change
And the ones on People. People. On my thing, people are. It is 50 50, too. Some people are saying, hashtag talk to masculinity. Someone said, literally, what you're thinking, can't wait to hear. Oh. On Civil rivalry, someone said he understood the assignment as a husband to defend his wife. RuPaul on the next season challenge.
[43:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Bring back the wait. Read it without laughing, bitch. It's not funny.
[43:21]
Monet X Change
I just saw RuPaul next season. I just imagine RuPaul just slapping somebody. Someone said he did what needed to be done. Someone said, I wish I was there to scream, do it again. Someone said, man, listen, if my person isn't ready to defend me like this after I slept with someone else and they made a song that let everyone know they're in love with me, nevermind. I don't know what that means, but,
[43:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
yeah, I think that's what they're saying, like, if my man won't go slap Chris Rock on international television, I don't want him. I guess.
[43:50]
Monet X Change
Yes. It's pretty split on mind. People like, yes. No. Yes. No,
[43:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
y'. All. It's wild.
[43:57]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[43:57]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
I mean.
[43:58]
Monet X Change
And again, I just. I mean, I. This is pretty much the. This not. Excuse me, Chris Rock should not be making. Okay, so what it is. Jada Pinkett Smith suffers from alopecia. And the joke that Chris Rock made was, I can't wait to see you in GI Jane 2. Yeah. And then apparently, Jada Pinkett made like a. She rolled her eyes and she shook her head, being displeased with the joke. And then from there, Will Smith saw this reaction from his wife that he got up and slapped him.
[44:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Part of me think, what is going on at the Smith house? Like, is this me or. And I'm literally afraid to say anything. The Smiths are always in something. No, it's just the one. But they put their business out on the street with Red Table Talk.
[44:47]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Just the one thing with Red Table Talk. And her. Jada had the entanglements with the actor, the singer. I don't know, but I think it's been, like, August Alcino.
[44:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's been more than just one time. Like, there's, like, stuff going on. Like, they just. So it seems like the Smiths, because they make their lives public through Red Table Talk, people are often kind of like, there's just kind of drama going on at the Smith house.
[45:09]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[45:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
And
[45:12]
Monet X Change
it just seems a little crazy to, like, get up and, like, slap this man on national television, international Internet. Everyone is seeing it, like. Like digesting this and just looks crazy. Like he just. He, like, slapped him. And Chris Rock was stunned. And, like, at first, he was laughing and he was walking up there because obviously he didn't move.
[45:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
He didn't go to protect. He. He probably thought to himself, there's no way on God's green earth. Will Smith. That would have been the. He probably thought he would, like, do a little bit or. Or something.
[45:40]
Monet X Change
Yeah. But it was like. It was like a WWE slap. Like a. And his face went over again. Damn.
[45:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn.
[45:54]
Monet X Change
Is. You're. The way you're looking at me. The way your reaction.
[45:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
He said.
[45:58]
Monet X Change
And his face goes over and he comes back and he's like, will Smith just fucking slapped. Smacked me on national tv. Whatever he said. And then Will Smith. Will Smith walks back to his seat calmly citizenship. And said, keep my wife's name out your mouth. And Chris Rock is like, he's like, keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
[46:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you say? It was just a joke about gi.
[46:20]
Monet X Change
Take my wife's name out your.
[46:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
He goes, I will. And he can't even. Like.
[46:25]
Monet X Change
He's so flustered, and he can't even get his.
[46:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I will. Willard.
[46:30]
Monet X Change
And then he's like. And then tonight, we're gonna give a documentary away. Sorry. We're gonna give an Oscar. He can't even get his thoughts. He's like. So, like, what the fuck just happened to me on television? This is gonna be talked about forever. Forever. And now this is going to follow both of them forever.
[46:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Every show Chris Rock does from here until the day he dies, he's going to have to address this, and he's gonna have to.
[46:50]
Monet X Change
He needs to do a Santa special and just make jokes about that.
[46:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
He slapped again. I don't think Chris Rock wants to do it.
[47:00]
Monet X Change
That joke's about. With Jada. But jokes about him getting slapped, I
[47:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
was afraid to say. He's like, cancel my will. I don't even want a will at this point. I don't want the color jade in my house. I don't want nobody named Smith around me. He's scared to what? Chris Rock probably scared to watch documentaries now.
[47:19]
Monet X Change
He's like. He's like, do you remember that documentary, Good Hair I had? Cancel it. Burn it.
[47:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Chris Rock said, I don't watch documentaries no more, bitch. I don't. He gonna see a red table and flinch.
[47:29]
Monet X Change
And then every time he see a
[47:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
red table, he gonna be like, oh, God damn.
[47:32]
Monet X Change
And then. So then Will. Then later on, Will Smith wins the award for King Richard, which is weird
[47:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
because I've been rooting for Will Smith to win an Oscar for a long time, and I'm actually very happy that he won.
[47:42]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[47:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm very happy that he won.
[47:44]
Monet X Change
I didn't see the movie, but I
[47:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
don't know because he's been doing brilliant work for years.
[47:47]
Monet X Change
Seven pounds. Pursuit of Happiness.
[47:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Even on the Fresh pr, he was doing amazing work. He can't win an Oscar for a television show.
[47:52]
Monet X Change
Did he ever win an Emmy of the episode with his dad? That's the most iconic scene ever, we're finding out. So good is Will. Oh, my God. Did this make him an egot? He made never Tony or does he have a Tony?
[48:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
He is.
[48:05]
Monet X Change
He has a Grammy.
[48:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was a rap.
[48:06]
Monet X Change
Does he have a Grammy? He has a Grammy.
[48:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
He is a. He is a.
[48:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it is with Tony.
[48:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, who has been on Broadway, Chris Rock.
[48:15]
Monet X Change
Chris Rock for what?
[48:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was in a show called the Motherfucker with the Hat.
[48:20]
Monet X Change
His show.
[48:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was, and I don't know if he wrote. I don't think he wrote it, but he was.
[48:24]
Monet X Change
Did he want a Tony?
[48:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I don't think he won. But he was. But he wasn't. Does Chris Rock have a Tony? He was. I think he was in a show once called the with the Hat Work. Yeah.
[48:36]
Monet X Change
Chris Rock is your favorite comedian?
[48:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[48:39]
Monet X Change
Damn. Your favorite comedian, your favorite actor.
[48:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Will Smith is not my favorite actor. Will Smith is a great actor. I'm gonna be like. But that was. That's really.
[48:52]
Monet X Change
Yeah. It's pretty crazy. A lot of people are like, you
[48:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
know, Kim invited us to her party.
[48:57]
Monet X Change
Her party. I wasn't in town. I heard you were. Did you go?
[49:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was in town.
[49:04]
Monet X Change
Likely story. I heard you were in town. I was not in town.
[49:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have any ocular proof?
[49:09]
Monet X Change
Don't try to use my words.
[49:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have any ocular proof?
[49:12]
Monet X Change
Bitch, I got an Oculus.
[49:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't have an Oculus.
[49:15]
Monet X Change
I do have an Oculus.
[49:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
You have an Oculus?
[49:20]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[49:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch, you acting like that. What's your favorite digital background for your Oculus?
[49:25]
Monet X Change
I don't know. I never set it up. It's literally in a box in my home.
[49:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you'll send me a picture when you get home?
[49:30]
Monet X Change
Sure.
[49:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's an Oculus. It should be a picture, but I know you don't have one. They're literally, at best. It's not about them being rare. I know you don't have one.
[49:37]
Monet X Change
I do have an Oculus.
[49:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
You would have told me by now. You have an Oculus. You never open. You went to Best Buy Butter Oculus. You never opened it.
[49:42]
Monet X Change
I did not buy it, Andy.
[49:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's.
[49:44]
Monet X Change
It's in my home.
[49:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so what's his is yours. So now y' all just one big unit? I did not say we are family.
[49:51]
Monet X Change
You are so ridiculous.
[49:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I got all with me. I want a picture of Colleen next to Oculus, the hairiest hairless cat in the world.
[50:00]
Monet X Change
And everyone on.
[50:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone on the live, they were like, damn, Colleen got a lot of hair. I thought Bob was joking. They're like, Monet fully got grifted. Colleen is a regular cat who has been shaved.
[50:11]
Monet X Change
You cannot shave a kitten like that, apparently.
[50:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, okay. What's more likely that you can just shave a kitten or this cat? It just grew hair.
[50:18]
Monet X Change
It just grows. There's one hairless that said that she's a sping.
[50:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was like,
[50:25]
Monet X Change
the Vet says she's a breed of Sphynx. That they tend to grow a little hair. He's like, a little hair. He literally was like, this bitch is fuzzy. He said you were just unlucky if you wanted a hairless sphynx. Cause this is a one girl's hair.
[50:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hairful.
[50:38]
Monet X Change
Todrick's cats up here, too, Hannah. Sphynx is.
[50:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't mess with Todrick's cats.
[50:42]
Monet X Change
You don't mess with them, Kylie.
[50:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
And he's the only cat I interact with.
[50:45]
Monet X Change
There's that picture of you holding Todrick's cat on your lap at his home.
[50:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
But no, he put the cat on my lap, and I was like, get this cat off my lap. No, Bob.
[50:52]
Monet X Change
You posed a picture. Bob the Pict. You literally, like, you ask, and I have it on my phone, and we're going to put it in the video.
[50:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
But it was also times, like, I heard you don't like cats. Here, hold these cats. It was. It was. It wasn't me, like. So why was you posing? Please give me your. Please give me your cats.
[51:04]
Monet X Change
Why was you posing, honey?
[51:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
You act like I go to touch your house and play with these ugly cats.
[51:10]
Monet X Change
Now they're ugly.
[51:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
They are ugly cats.
[51:12]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[51:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
They're not ugly. Just like chicken.
[51:15]
Monet X Change
I'm trying to find a picture of
[51:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
chicken's ugly cat, too.
[51:17]
Monet X Change
Chicken is a demon. That's all I need to get rid of that cat. That cat is a monster from the pits of hell.
[51:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Ky is the only cat that I that I interact with. I took. I took. I. I have been near cats. You got me, Monet. I have been near several cats in my life. I do not like Kennedy's cat.
[51:32]
Monet X Change
What's going on?
[51:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Kennedy's cat, it's Paw, and I'm. And her name is Eden. And Kennedy knows that they're not like her. It's not Eden.
[51:37]
Monet X Change
It's Edith.
[51:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Edith. The cat pawed at me. The cat tried to hit me.
[51:41]
Monet X Change
One of these.
[51:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I said, all right, we're. You're done.
[51:44]
Monet X Change
You're.
[51:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been to Kenny's house one time.
[51:45]
Monet X Change
Dob likes to play fondly.
[51:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was not doing anything to this cat. I was standing in the apartment waiting for Kenny to come. We were going to, like, a party somewhere in Brooklyn. And then the cat just fucking pawed at me.
[51:55]
Monet X Change
So, Bob, you were just standing here. The cat walked over to you and just said yes. Were you wearing, like, one of your little dangly outfits with cat toys on it?
[52:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I deserve it, too. Like Chris Rock So this cat came up, Will Smith, me. I deserve it now.
[52:06]
Monet X Change
So Bob would literally wear an outfit with 90,000 strings on it in front of a cat and be shocked when the cat goes. A string. It's a cat. It's not a human being.
[52:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd be at Monet's house just sitting down. Colleen comes in and starts harassing me. When we're podcasting Monet, this cat's tugging at my clothes and shit. Monet's like, she's a baby. She ain't no baby. This bitch is three.
[52:26]
Monet X Change
Bob wears an active cat costume when he's at my house. I mean, it is shocked when the cat wants to play with him.
[52:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
She thinks because I want. You think I got attacked because what I was wearing?
[52:34]
Monet X Change
Yes. So, yikes.
[52:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yikes.
[52:40]
Monet X Change
Do you think we can get Chris Rock. Yikes. Do you think we can get Chris Rock on the podcast to talk about his experience?
[52:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, I honestly wonder. You know, Chris Rock didn't go to any after parties.
[52:50]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
[52:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
He didn't file charges.
[52:53]
Monet X Change
He did not?
[52:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, he did not file charges.
[52:55]
Monet X Change
Wow.
[52:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
They must. They had to. Had a moment backstage. You think I would have wanted. It's. I mean, the tr. It doesn't matter what I want because it's not my business. I'm not Jada Pinkett. I'm not Will Smith. I'm not Chris Rock. I'm just thinking to myself, like, I feel like if I were in that scenario, I would have. If I wanted to make it a public statement, I would have just said something from the audience and been like, stop making fun of my wife. Okay, let's say that would have been very powerful. You've been making fun of my wife for years. My wife has alopecia.
[53:31]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that would have been great.
[53:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's feeling very sensitive right now. Stop making fun of my fucking wife. This your last time I can find my wife, Chris Rock.
[53:41]
Monet X Change
So let's say. So let's say Thorgy Thor was on stage at the GLAAD Awards, and Jacob, I don't know, has something, some type of term disease that Jajika was very sensitive about. And then Thorgy makes, like, two jokes about it. But after years of Thorgy, like your season eight stuff, Thorgy's always kind of made these little sly little jokes about Jacob over the years. And, you know, Jacob is like, really?
[54:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob.
[54:04]
Monet X Change
Jacob has had it up to here, and Jacob. And you know that. And Thorgy makes the joke, and Jacob looks at you like,
[54:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
well, okay, I can certainly agree that I would not
[54:13]
Monet X Change
go hit her okay, not hitting. Right.
[54:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I probably would from the audience say something. I mean, I'm a loudmouth bitch anyway. I'm very confrontational. I'm not physically confrontational, but I'm very confrontational. So I probably would have said something from the audience or when I got a chance to go up to the
[54:28]
Monet X Change
microphone later, like, would you make a joke or like a serious thing?
[54:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I may, I'm. There's a chance I might have made it light hearted. And then in private, for example, let's say you're at an award show and the host of the show.
[54:47]
Monet X Change
Oh my God, I forgot about it.
[54:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Makes a fat joke about your best friend who's gained some weight during quarantine. What would you do? What would you do?
[54:57]
Monet X Change
Wait, the host.
[54:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
If the host of a show, like an award, let's say you. Let's just make up a scenario that you read an award show and. And then let's say your best friend gained some weight during quarantine, like say 41 pounds. And then let's say that the host, like in private at the table we were all sitting at, you and your best friend were all sitting at, like rubbed. Okay, I'll give too many details. I'll give too many details. I'll give too many details. But what would you do?
[55:25]
Monet X Change
I would check my friend and see how upset they were about it and then find out what happens. And then, and then apparently I feel like my friend because if I didn't see the thing that happened first, but I did hear the one at the. That happened on stage, I'd probably be like, oh, damn. And then spoke my friend about it, and my friend had a swift action to what they wanted to do to remedy the situation.
[55:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you go slap the host?
[55:45]
Monet X Change
No, I would not slap the host. Yikes.
[55:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yikes. Do you want to confirm whether or not you were high on that episode? Because the patrons.
[55:55]
Monet X Change
I was not high, so I have not, not done any mushrooms or smoked any weed for like. That's not true. I smoked weed like three days ago on Friday. What's today? Sunday. Yeah, I smoke weed on Friday, but before that I did not smoke weeds.
[56:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe he has some residual high.
[56:07]
Monet X Change
That's not how. That's not how that works.
[56:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been high for multiple days.
[56:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but not the day of the podcast. It was like at least a week before that. And not smoked. Maybe, maybe that's not.
[56:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe weed stronger now than it used to be.
[56:19]
Monet X Change
No, they don't make that weed like they used to. They don't make that Weed.
[56:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is when they say, you never know.
[56:26]
Monet X Change
You never know.
[56:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
You. Your never knows be why? Yo. Duh. I'm trying to come to grips with.
[56:33]
Monet X Change
With your.
[56:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
You never knows and just be like, that's just. That's just. That's just mo. We were somewhere. You know, when you're with your friends and you just talk like shit, like things you would never say, like, outside of your group of friends, I'm gonna reiterate this. If I. Whenever I die, if I die before you, I'm gonna save our entire Facebook message thread. And this is going public, honey. Oh, please.
[57:02]
Monet X Change
You just.
[57:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll be dead. I'll be dead.
[57:04]
Monet X Change
They're gonna. I gotta be like the Riddler gonna set an automatic post because everyone gonna
[57:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
know the real Monet exchange over here. I would never do that. We were in the car. I can't remember what we were talking about the day, but like, we were doing this thing where, like, we're always, like, shady with each other and like back and forth and whatever it was. Monet was like, I just don't think that's appropriate. I cannot remember what it was. Do you remember this?
[57:26]
Monet X Change
No.
[57:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
We were like. Do you remember, Jacob? It was something like, something that we like all. And it was like such a minis. Oh, it was. Oh, I remember. No, I remember. It wasn't that big of a deal.
[57:36]
Monet X Change
What?
[57:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was calling Tyler Perry a drag queen. Oh, yeah. And calling Todrick a drag queen. And you're like, well, I just don't want to call anyone anything. I want to be called because I just don't believe in calling people, like, think they don't want to be called.
[57:50]
Monet X Change
Because Toddy said, I am not a drag queen. I'm like, okay then, bitch, you're not a drag queen. To be called a drag queen is a high honor, honey. And if you don't want to be called a drag queen, great. Bitch. I'm a fucking drag queen.
[57:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think he's knocking it.
[58:00]
Monet X Change
I don't think.
[58:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think he's. I think it's reverence.
[58:02]
Monet X Change
Right, Right. And he says he's not. I'm like, good, you're not.
[58:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is Tyler Perry.
[58:06]
Monet X Change
I am.
[58:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is Tyler Perry a drag queen?
[58:07]
Monet X Change
We talked about his upon the podcast.
[58:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he just. Maybe we have new listeners. Is he.
[58:11]
Monet X Change
I don't think Tyler Perry is a drag queen.
[58:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Work.
[58:13]
Monet X Change
This is just like. I don't think Martin Lawrence, Shanae or Jamie Foxx, Wanda. I don't think they're drag queens.
[58:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
They do drag.
[58:21]
Monet X Change
They do drag. Yeah. But that was so that. So that means. Is. Is. Is Nathan Lane a drag queen? Yeah, for his one role in the Birdcage. He's a drag queen.
[58:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
He had a drag role. I would say this. Let's say that maybe he's not a drag queen, but I think that Martin Lawrence and Tyler Perry do drag a lot more frequently than Nathan Lane does.
[58:38]
Monet X Change
Well, did. Martin Lawrence has not done drag since
[58:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
the 90s, and Tyler Perry did it a couple of weeks ago in Madea Homecoming. Tyler Perry isn't. Is actively doing drag all.
[58:50]
Monet X Change
He might be drag right now.
[58:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
He does drag. Probably does drag more than RuPaul does. Andy, do you have an Oculus? No. Wait, you don't. No.
[59:02]
Monet X Change
Andy is putting.
[59:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Babe.
[59:04]
Monet X Change
Babe, do not. He knows. And he's trying to put on for
[59:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
the podcast the secret Oculus.
[59:09]
Monet X Change
He's trying to put on for the podcast to do a thing.
[59:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
And he knows that we.
[59:12]
Monet X Change
He has an Oculus.
[59:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I don't. Monet, I had a PlayStation VR that I just sold on eBay for about $70. Yo, Monat is. So. Thank you very much. And Andy is.
[59:26]
Monet X Change
And he is doing this for the podcast. Andy, I am going to m. Do not bother coming back from Texas because you will not have a place to sleep.
[59:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the madness that y' all see how Monat this is. Wow. This is the. Y' all think I'm the lion.
[59:41]
Monet X Change
Andy is doing a thing.
[59:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would Andy say he didn't?
[59:43]
Monet X Change
Because. Because y'.
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[59:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
You do your little sober thing. It's our sober connection.
[59:48]
Monet X Change
We just.
[59:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
We knew it's a. Every. Every 90 days. When we get our new chip, we. We have meeting. All right, Andy, I'm handing you to your. To your. To your. Your girlfriend.
[59:59]
Monet X Change
Good night. Have a good night. Jacob, how you. How you. How you put this galaxy off?
[60:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet got mad. Monet got mad at me in the
[60:08]
Monet X Change
car the other day. Why?
[60:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
We were driving back from Taj's concert, and we drove by Rocco's.
[60:15]
Monet X Change
Oh.
[60:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
And Monet was like. Monet was like, that's the club that Lance Bass owns. And then I said, no, Lance Bass owns the one across the street. And then Monet said, no, I'm pretty sure that that's the one he owns.
[60:26]
Monet X Change
And then I know he already fucking
[60:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
let me tell my story. And then. And then Andy said, no, babe, I think you're wrong on this one. Lance Bass owns the one across the street. And then I said, well. I said, well, just look it up then. And then Monet says, no, I'm not gonna look it. I'm gonna call Godoy, who works there. And I said, you could just look it up. Like, I don't think I have to call folks. It was pretty. It wasn't that late.
[60:50]
Monet X Change
It was like 10 o'.
[60:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Clock. I said, you can just call. You can just look at. You can just Google it. I'm sure the answer to whether or not he owns.
[60:56]
Monet X Change
Y' all know. Yeah, Bob, is this even killing this. This calm?
[60:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
So I was like, screaming, you. Like. I said. I said, just Google it. And then when I said, no, I'm calling. Good doy. So then Monet called Godoy and then said, does Lance Bass? Is Lance Bass part owner of Rocco's? And then Godoy said, yes. And then Monet turned around to Andy, and she goes, would you like to apologize to me now? And then Andy was like, okay.
[61:21]
Monet X Change
And then.
[61:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then when it was like, does anyone in this car want to apologize to me? And then I was like, see? And I said, this is very aggressive.
[61:31]
Monet X Change
So we're driving.
[61:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me finish. I said. I said, this is very aggressive. Then we got. We got all the way to Bossa Nova. Bossa Nova. And then we got the car. And then Patty started getting riled up. So now Patty. Patty's also like. And then Patty said, you two are gaslighting Monet Exchange. And we said, how are we gaslighting Monet? And they were like, you. You got her to a point where she felt like she had to call Godoy. You kept telling. You kept trying to make her think she was crazy. And I was like. I said. I said, patty, being wrong about something is not gaslighting someone. We were wrong about something. We were not gaslighting one exchange. So I would like to hear this from your experience.
[62:11]
Monet X Change
So we're driving up the street, and then we're driving past. Because if you live in la, Rocco's is one corner. This new club, Hart is across the street. So we're driving past, and then Bob goes, oh, no. We were at Rocco's. And Bob was like, no, Hart. And you said, this is the club that lands Bass on. I said, he owns Rocco's. And you were like, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure he owns Hart. I was like, I don't know about Hart. I know that he owns Rocco's. And you were like. And then Andy goes, babe, you're wrong about this. You know, he put his hands. He put his hands on his shoulder. He's like, babe, you're wrong about this. Just. You're wrong. And I was like. I was like. I was like, I'm telling y', all, he owns Rocco's. And you were like. Then you were like, monet. They were like. They were like, no, no. Then you look at Andy go. Then he goes, classic Monet. She can't.
[62:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
She can't.
[62:55]
Monet X Change
I mean, when she's wrong. Something. Something to that effect. Yes. Yes, it did. Yes, it did.
[62:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Luckily, again, we can call Andy back. So, yes, he.
[63:01]
Monet X Change
Yes, he did. And then I was like. And I was like. I was like, I'm telling. I know for a fact he owns Rocco's. And you, like, look it up. I was like, no, I'm going to call Godoy. He'll know. Because I was like, what do you search? Just Lance Bass. Who knows? We're going to find a whole bunch.
[63:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not what you said. You said, no, I'm calling.
[63:16]
Monet X Change
I said. I said. I said. I said, no, I'm calling Godoy.
[63:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's literally. I literally just said. You said, no, I'm calling. Good doy. You said, no. I said, no, I'm calling because you said.
[63:24]
Monet X Change
You said, no, I'm calling Ghidorah.
[63:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say that.
[63:26]
Monet X Change
I said, no, I'm calling Godoy. I called Godoy on the phone. I said, goodoy. Which does Lance pass on Rocco's?
[63:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
And he was.
[63:32]
Monet X Change
And he was like, yeah, he does. I was like, thank you. Thank you. And then you will go. Then you said. And then you said, ask him about asking about Rocco's. I'm asking about heart. I was like.
[63:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like.
[63:40]
Monet X Change
I was like, I don't care about rock. I don't care about heart. I said, rocco's. And then I. And then I. And then I hung up the phone with Godoy. Then we got to. Then we got to Bossa Nova.
[63:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
You left at the part where you turned around, looked at. Do you want to apologize?
[63:52]
Monet X Change
You left that whole. I don't remember. I don't remember doing that. Maybe I did. I'm going to concede. Maybe I did say that. And then. So we get to Bossa Nova, and I get out of the car. No. Then on our way to Bossa Nova, Andy, to me, I guess to me saying, Andy said something else. Andy was like. And then you responded, typical. Whatever it was. You were like, typical monetary. There goes Monet. Monet. Monet. Oh, no. You were like. You were like. But you didn't. But you didn't ask about Hart, though. Ask about Hart. I was like, yes, you did.
[64:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, you did.
[64:17]
Monet X Change
I said. And I Said, we can call Patty. And I said. And I said, I never said anything about Hart. I was talking about Rocco's. And you were like, monet. Well, we doing the Bob thing, because y' all know Bob gets into this circular argument, and I was like, I don't care about heart. I was talking about Rocco's. Also.
[64:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Didn't have.
[64:34]
Monet X Change
Yes, absolutely.
[64:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so funny because you said. I said it about Hart, but earlier, you just said, you goes, no, I think it's Rocco's. That's what you just said, that you
[64:40]
Monet X Change
went, no, I said, that's not what I said. I said. I said, I don't know about heart. I know. I know about Rocco's.
[64:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
A second ago, when I said, no, it's hard. You said, no, no, it's Rocco's. You just said that, Monet.
[64:49]
Monet X Change
No, I did not. I said, I don't know about heart. I said, rocco's. Anyway, we're gonna. We're not gonna argue about this anymore again.
[64:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
If you want, we can call Andy, and Andy will be like a tall Patty. And we can call Andy and Patty.
[65:00]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[65:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
We can go.
[65:00]
Monet X Change
We have a conference call.
[65:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet leaves out these. These. Give these.
[65:03]
Monet X Change
See?
[65:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what he said.
[65:05]
Sponsor/Ad Voice
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[65:05]
Monet X Change
This is Annie.
[65:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicole.
[65:06]
Monet X Change
You left Andie.
[65:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicole. No, no, no.
[65:08]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[65:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Jacob. Jacob was there. Jacob can give his recounter story, too. Jacob was also in the car.
[65:13]
Monet X Change
Well, we're not gonna argue. We're done.
[65:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Mm.
[65:17]
Monet X Change
Maybe.
[65:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe, you know, maybe we'll look at
[65:19]
Monet X Change
Andy, Jacob, and Patty. We can all talk about that situation together, all five of us on camera.
[65:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought you said we were done.
[65:25]
Monet X Change
Well, we'll do a Patreon exclusive later, okay?
[65:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
We can get the whole.
[65:28]
Monet X Change
We can get everyone in there.
[65:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
We can get the gang back together.
[65:30]
Monet X Change
The Knights of the Round Table.
[65:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's ring, fellas. It's rinding, fellas. I'm very interested to see what the. The outcome would be.
[65:40]
Monet X Change
I would like to see it.
[65:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I want to see that oculus, too.
[65:43]
Monet X Change
Are you.
[65:56]
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