Transcript

Bob the Drag Queen (0:00)

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Monet x Change (0:25)

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Gabby Windy (0:32)

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Bob the Drag Queen (1:13)

My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

Monet x Change (1:15)

and I'm Monet x Change. And this is simply rivalry.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:35)

On this week's episode, Monet's gonna pod out with her hog out.

Monet x Change (1:38)

We talk about being cool, and we

Bob the Drag Queen (1:41)

find out what made Monet say this.

Monet x Change (1:43)

That's not a normal interaction, though. And we find out what made Bob say this.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:46)

Are your booty cheeks just spread on your living room couch?

Jacob (1:54)

Okay, so the first part is, you're gonna take turn. You're gonna count to 10 in each of the.

Bob the Drag Queen (1:59)

You're gonna say, I know this game.

Jacob (2:01)

Every number. Bob, you're gonna go. One, Monet, two. Bob, three.

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Being Cool"

Release Date: March 16, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Episode Theme: What Does It Mean to Be Cool?
Podcast Network: Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Episode Overview

In this uproariously candid episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dig deep (and get sidetracked, as always) on the theme of “being cool.” From their personal definitions to playground tales of popularity, accidental window peeping, the curse of people-pleasing, and whether either would write a memoir, the duo explores the social construct of “cool” with their signature humor and unfiltered honesty. Expect playful bickering, reflections on their own lives and careers, and plenty of off-topic gems.

Key Topics & Discussions

1. Icebreaker Game: Counting with Weird Rules

Timestamps: 02:00–07:00

Jacob introduces a classic improv game: replace numbers with random words or sounds when counting to 10.
Highlights the group’s chaotic energy and competitive cheating.
Notable quote:
- Bob: “Bitch, I thought we were saying oatmeal. 3 is oatmeal. How did you lose already?” (02:58)

2. Couch Preferences & At-home Nudity

Timestamps: 07:11–14:00

Debates about couch cushions and sitting habits.
Monét admits to walking around her yard pantless and sitting around the house in just a T-shirt.
Bob is worked up about the hygiene of sitting bare, especially on living room furniture.
Notable quote:
- Bob: "Are your booty cheeks just spread on your living room couch?" (14:09)
- Monét: “No, I'm not sitting on my couch naked. But, like, for example, right?” (14:22)

3. Peeping, Privacy, and City Life

Timestamps: 09:31–13:45

They discuss whether it’s weird to glance into open windows when walking city streets.
Stories of accidentally seeing neighbors naked or doing more.
Notable exchange:
- Bob: “I don’t think that’s crazy. If I walk by and your window's open and I look in, that's not weird at all.” (10:25)
- Monét: “If you stand for 10 seconds, that's an intentional peeping Tom.” (10:55)
- Bob: “I used to catch my neighbor masturbating all the time for hours. Hours.” (13:00)

4. High School Popularity & The Origins of "Cool"

Timestamps: 19:24–22:14

Monét and Bob reflect on their own perceived popularity in high school and what it really means to be “cool.”
Socioeconomic limitations—Bob couldn’t buy a yearbook or graduation ring.
Notable quote:
- Bob: “We couldn't afford one. They're very expensive.” (20:31)
- Monét: “Sorry to that, man.” (20:44)

5. The Case of the Iowa Test (ITBS) and Educational Gaps

Timestamps: 22:14–29:00

Bob quizzes the group about standardized tests, referencing the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS).
Monét and friends didn’t take it, sparking a debate over educational standards, regional differences, and confusion about acronyms.
Notable exchange:
- Bob (after polling friends): “You are the minority here. No, they did not.” (25:36)
- Monét: “We've called for—who takes the ITBs. Four people now.” (25:42)

6. Digression: Paying for Meals and Social Etiquette

Timestamps: 48:33–52:31

Riffs on how to handle splitting restaurant bills, who pays, and whether it’s ever fair to just divide things equally.
They reminisce on the days when meals were much cheaper and complain about the high cost of fast food.
Notable quote:
- Monét: “Girl, in 2026, if you go to anyone getting a $12 entree, bitch, you can't get a $12 entree. At fucking McDonald's. McDonald's. The entrees are 20 or $19.” (51:22)

7. What Actually Is “Cool” in Adulthood?

Timestamps: 37:14–42:54

Thoughtful back-and-forth on what constitutes “cool” now that they’re adults.
Bob makes an argument against the performative “cool” persona and praises unabashed individuality.
Examples given: Jinkx Monsoon (authenticity), Ocean Kelly (originality), Naomi Smalls (effortless attitude), Brennan Lee Mulligan (nerdy passion).
Notable quotes:
- Bob: “There’s something really cringey to me about being cool these days…like aura farming.” (37:36)
- Monét: “I think someone who is effortlessly cool…just existing.” (38:58)

8. The Curse of People-Pleasing

Timestamps: 42:01–47:42

Bob and Monét deconstruct how being a “people pleaser” can make someone less cool and, frankly, unpleasant to be around.
Hilarious real-life example of someone refusing to use his Sharpie backstage, insisting on getting another one to not inconvenience him.
Notable quotes:
- Bob: “Your people-pleasing is not pleasing. It’s really not.” (42:15)
- Monét: “That's not a normal interaction, though.” (44:52)

9. Memoirs, Memory, and Documenting Family History

Timestamps: 53:18–70:50

Would Bob write a memoir? He doubts it, not thinking his life is as interesting as others.
Monét proposes a memoir as an exploratory journey with his mother—highlighting the power of sharing and archiving family stories before they’re lost.
Bob recounts secretly recording conversations with his mother before she passed.
Notable exchange:
- Monét: “Your first paragraph begins you having…well, how much you came to New York City with?” (66:18)
- Bob: “I wouldn't start my book in New York City. My story would start when I'm in…” (66:43)
- Bob: “You all listening? You should definitely document your parents while they're alive. Once they're gone, it’s gone.” (69:09)

Notable Quotes & Moments

Bob (on “cool” people): "I actually find it…cringey. Something about it just doesn't…Something about it is really—and I actually, what I think is more interesting is people who are like, so themselves. Even if other people find it cringey or unappealing…I actually find that really cool." (37:36)
Monét (on city privacy): "If I walk by, you have all your windows open. That's not weird. But if I stop and I'm like, that's too…" (10:31)
Bob (on bills): “When the bill comes, I assume we're paying for our own food…if I'm with like a friend and I will offer to pay, I will offer to pay for people's food, but if they give any protest, then I just go, okay." (50:00)
Monét (reflecting on memoirs): “I'm like, curious about my own, like, life and my family before I was around.” (68:30)

Memorable Segments and Laugh-Out-Loud Moments

“Are your booty cheeks just spread on your living room couch?” (14:09) – Bob to Monét, on bare-butt couch etiquette.
The “counting game” fails, with oatmeal and giraffe as number substitutes (02:00–07:00).
Complimenting outfits through a webcam and the running gag about Monét not wearing pants (09:00–09:39).
Ongoing friendly “iconic vs better” banter about who is the superior drag queen (29:40–30:15).
The recurring thread about the elusive ITBS test and Bob's bewilderment at education outside the South (22:14–29:00).

Final Reflections

Monét and Bob’s exploration of “being cool” tracks a journey from superficial standards to genuine self-possession. While the conversation zigzags gloriously—from naked lounging and school tests to social norms in paying for dinner and deeper personal history—the pair returns again and again to the virtue of being true to oneself, and not bending to people-pleasing or trends.

Their warmth, constant ribbing, and honest vulnerability make this episode not just fun, but also a quietly profound meditation on living with authenticity—coolness be damned.

References & Recommendations

People Mentioned:
- Jinx Monsoon, Naomi Smalls, Ocean Kelly, Brennan Lee Mulligan
Memorialized advice:
- Archive your family stories while you can!
Running Joke:
- If you’re going to lie, make it worthwhile—because the other sibling will absolutely fact-check you.

For anyone who has ever questioned their own “cool factor” or survived the insecurity of high school popularity contests, this episode offers laughter, wisdom, and the reminder that the coolest people are the ones being exactly who they are.