The One About Being Slutty

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — The One About Being Slutty

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: December 15, 2025
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Theme: Sex Positivity, Cruising, Boundaries, and Slutty Adventures

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Episode Overview

This episode is a candid, hilarious, and deeply personal dive into sex positivity, slutty adventures, the etiquette of cruising, and the boundaries around hooking up as queer people — all through the unfiltered banter of Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change. The duo explores public sex culture, rules for having sex in friends’ houses, and the rise of prep and other HIV prevention tools, while keeping the laughs coming and the confessions rolling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter and Set Piece

[02:07]

• Bob teases a new set piece, and Monét sets the episode’s theme: “We talk about being slutty.”
• Patron shoutouts and their importance in funding both the podcast and independent video projects.
• Friendly glam and shade about their looks and recent creative collaborators.

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Nostalgia & Pop Culture

[04:11 - 08:00]

• Quick detour into TV shows (“Gen V”), 2000s music nostalgia:
  • Bob: “Do you watch Gen V?”
  • Monét: Reminisces about “Gasolina” and “Apple Bottom Jeans.”

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The Rumor Mill: Drag Race & Outfits

[15:43 - 19:10]

• Bob brings up a Drag Race story where Monét allegedly chose an outfit some considered culturally appropriative.
• Memorable Quote [16:20] — Bob: “If you ever say anything to anybody, even if I give them permission … I’m gonna come and beat you up with my hands.”
• Monét confesses about her “darkest moment” in drag due to a regrettable look.
  • Monét: “I have scrubbed … That image … from the internet. You will not find it.” [18:01]

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Sex Culture: Bathhouses, Cruising, and Disclosure

[23:01 - 27:30]

• Would Bob ever do a bathhouse or cruising situation?
  • Bob is open, but with caveats about privacy due to his visibility.
  • Celebrity and anonymity at gay sex parties.
• Monét’s quick autobiography of cruising in NYC teens, and returning to cruising post-Drag Race.
  • Monét: “I cruise a lot in New York City … and in the past year, I’ve been back in my cruising bag.” [24:13]

Gym Cruising

[24:29 - 25:21]

• Monét recounts a steamy gym cruising story (eye contact, Grindr, hookup near the locker rooms).

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Comfort, Public Sex, and Morality

[26:20 - 31:35]

• The duo unpacks the morality and etiquette of public sex in gyms and bathrooms.
  • Bob: “Is it immoral having sex in the … bathroom?”
• They struggle with questions of privacy, consent (for bystanders), sanitation, and cultural norms:
  • Bob: “The only thing about it that feels immoral … is that someone might walk in who … did not agree.” [26:47]
  • Monét's more laissez-faire approach: “If you’re in a stall, not at the urinal … is that really a big concern?”

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House Rules: Sex at a Friend’s Place

[32:35 - 44:01]

• Hilarious debate: Can friends hook up in each other’s houses? What are the rules for couples and hookups during visits?
  • Close friends can have sex if staying overnight, but “You can’t host a stranger in my home.”
  • Game night hookups? Only if no guests are disturbed.
• Bob: “If you and Jacob were [staying], yeah, sure [you can have sex]. But you can’t bring a foreign agent into my home.” [33:12]
• Monét tries to find loopholes, endlessly reshuffling scenarios: “I just want to make sure I’m following the rules next time I fuck in your home.” [40:43]

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Slut Culture & Modern Safe Sex

[44:25 - 46:49]

• Prep, Doxy-PEP, and condoms
• Monét has shifted to event-based prep dosing (“2-1-1”), while Bob uses condoms unless with long-term partners.
  • Bob: “I was still big on using condoms for a very long time … Occasionally I do, depending on the circumstance.” [44:38]
  • On Doxy-PEP: “Do you think things like Prep and DoxyPEP have made people sl*ttier?”
  • Monét: “Yes. I do too.”

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The Art of Stacking Hookups

[46:48 - 48:39]

• Monét reveals the logistical side of slutty life — scheduling multiple hookups and handling ‘double-booking’ mishaps.
  • “I’ve told you this before. I stack my appointments. That’s why sometimes I run into some accidents …”
  • “He’s like, ‘I saw somebody leave your flat. … You think I’m daft?’” [47:41]

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Sex, Drugs, and Surprises

[53:52 - 55:56]

• Bob and Monét trade stories about secret substance users (“secret crackheads”), surprises during hookups, and being vigilant about valuables.
  • Monét: “He showed up talking a little too fast … and then said, ‘You should really be careful with your stuff in here. Someone could steal it.’” [55:03]

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Sex Parties and Friendship Boundaries

[57:44 - 59:15]

• Bob: “My dream is that we go to a sex party together.”
• Monét: “Why do you … you just said you would if it was …”
  • Monét would go with some friends, but not Bob: “You’re goofy, I’d be over there being goofy. … I wouldn’t be able to focus on the task at hand.”
• They joke about being banned from being on Drag Race together:
  • “We can’t even be on Drag Race together because of our behavior.” [59:12]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (about Monét’s Drag Race story): “If you ever say anything to anybody, even if I give them permission … I’m gonna come and beat you up with my hands.” [16:20]
• Monét (about scrubbing images): “I have Beyoncé and Jay-Z’d that image, it is scrubbed from the internet.” [18:01]
• Bob (on gym cruising): “I just need to make sure that no one at the bathhouse is going to be like Bob the Drag…” [23:12]
• Monét (on casual sex etiquette): “You can’t host in my home. No, that’s crazy.” [33:29]
• Bob (safe sex): “I was still big on using condoms for a very long time.” [44:38]
• Monét (scheduling mishaps): “I stack my appointments.” [46:48]
• Bob (on their dynamics): “We can’t even be on Drag Race together because of our behavior.” [59:12]
• Bob/Monét (on drugs and sex): “Can’t you get hard on meth though?” “I bet you get hard on meth.” [54:21]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [02:07] — Set piece debut; episode theme set (“being slutty”)
• [15:43] — Drag Race appropriation rumor and best/worst outfits
• [23:01] — Bathhouse and cruising conversation begins
• [24:29] — Monét’s gym cruising story
• [26:20] — Morality/public sex and hygiene debate
• [32:35] — Debate about hooking up in friends’ homes (rules, boundaries)
• [44:25] — Safe sex: condoms, prep, event-based dosing
• [46:48] — “Stacking” appointments and messy hookup logistics
• [53:52] — Secret substance use in hookup culture stories
• [57:44] — Would they go to a sex party together? (The answer is hilarious.)

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Tone and Style

The episode is raunchy, unapologetic, and relentlessly funny, but it’s also warm and candid. Bob and Monét alternate between riffing on each other’s quirks, swapping genuinely useful wisdom (and warnings) about queer sex culture, and pushing each other’s boundaries with increasingly absurd hypothetical situations. There’s a palpable sense of lived experience, mutual affection, and zero judgment throughout, which makes this messy, saucy, and real conversation about “being slutty” as educational as it is entertaining.

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For someone who hasn’t listened:
Expect deep and honest laughs, a wild array of queer sex stories, serious insights into boundaries and safe sex, and a perfect crash course in real queer friendship — all delivered with that unmistakable Bob & Monét sparkle.

Transcript

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[D]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[B]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[D]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, I debut a brand new set piece.

[B]

We talk about being slutty and we.

[D]

Find out what made Monet say this.

[B]

Wait, first of all, where did you hear this rumor? And we find out what made Bob say this.

[D]

I'm gonna come and I'm gonna beat you up with my hands.

[B]

You're such a clown.

[D]

Locked.

[B]

You're such a fucking clown.

[D]

Waited.

[B]

I can't.

[D]

Waited and locked.

[B]

And you think I won't steal that whole box?

[D]

Weighted and locked.

[B]

You think to the whole box. I made it harder for you.

[D]

You'll never be able to get her out of there now unless you destroy my box. And you would. This box cost me $8,000.

[B]

Must be nice for security.

[D]

Must be nice so that I can sleep better at night, knowing that my prized possession right now. Those handsome guys from the Louvre couldn't steal this. Those handsome guys from the Louvre couldn't steal this. But before we get started, I want to say something real quick like thank you so much to our patrons over on Patreon. We literally would not to do this podcast without you. And if you want to consider helping us create some remarkable content, by the way, is the. The stuff y' all give us on Patreon, it does not just fund something rivalry. This goes to fund our independent videos as well. So when you see Monet talks, when you see the big question, when you see my get ready with me, when you see Monet walks. All of that stuff is made possible because of our remarkable patrons. So.

[B]

Which is why we put it out on our Patreon first for y'. All See everything before the world sees it.

[D]

So please, please, please consider joining our Patreon. Go to Patreon. Do type in sibling rivalry podcast.

[B]

I like Calv. You look so cute. Thank you.

[D]

Godoy made this. It's very Cheers for Goy on Instagram.

[B]

I love Godoy.

[D]

Goy is the truth.

[B]

Oh, reliable.

[D]

No way.

[B]

Does not lie.

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Talented.

[B]

Delivers on time.

[D]

A little snarky.

[B]

A little snarky. A little shady. But I love shady.

[D]

During game night.

[B]

Yeah, only. And she. She's always evil.

[D]

Oh, even when she's good, she's evil. If you. If you want drama at your game night, if. If your game nights are a little too chill.

[B]

Yeah, you got to get good away consider.

[D]

Ask your do. If Godoy's good for you. If Godoy's right for you.

[B]

Do you watch? Do you watch Gen V?

[D]

I watched the first season.

[B]

This new season is so good.

[D]

Is it okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll watch it.

[B]

I'll watch. She's so good.

[D]

The blood girl.

[B]

The blood girl.

[D]

She's popping now, right, Vid?

[B]

No, pop.

[D]

What do you mean pop?

[B]

Like, as in like fierce or like she's popping in?

[D]

No, she's like a popper now. She's a head popper now, right? No, she popped an arm. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. You will season one.

[B]

It was season one, like, a year ago. It's not like Titanic. This is a show that happened a year ago.

[D]

Hey, Jay, please put this forward. You came out eight, 18 years ago. You got mad.

[B]

I got spoiled. A little thing that you should know in the first episode about that being young him.

[D]

But you knew I was watching it for the first time and some people. And it was a lie by the.

[B]

Way if you haven't seen.

[D]

And you made that up.

[B]

If you haven't seen Jen.

[D]

No.

[B]

What do you mean I made it up?

[D]

It's not young.

[B]

Him. The boy who getting abused. Yes, that is him.

[D]

No, it's not.

[B]

No, not in the hallway. The one when he has the flashbacks. That's him as a kid.

[D]

Yeah, that's clear.

[B]

That's what I was talking about. What are you talking about?

[D]

You were saying that he was seeing the boy in the hallway, but the boy in the hallway was him and there was never a boy in the hallway.

[B]

No, the flashbacks was him. That's why. That's why Jake. That's why Jake and I were like. I. I don't think that there's. Oh, no, I'm just seeing the reflection of the monitor.

[D]

Yeah. Put it down.

[B]

Can you put it maybe just on.

[D]

The floor or angle.

[B]

Oh, throw it away.

[D]

Even that.

[B]

That's perfect.

[D]

Perfect.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Keep going that way. Yep. Facing Monet so she has a look at it.

[B]

View the beauty.

[D]

That is the best pillow in the world.

[B]

Wait, so that's why Jacob and I, we don't think was. I'm not spoil anything. We were like, yeah, obviously you were like, no, I didn't know that's what that's.

[D]

I thought you were saying the boy in the hallway getting abused was a reflection of him, that he never existed. He was making it up in his mind. No, that would have been really fierce though. That would have been a great.

[B]

So do you see why I was like, I don't think I'm spoiling anything for you.

[D]

Yeah, now I. Now I see. I thought you. Now I see. I thought you were doing a bit.

[B]

No, Bob, I don't do bits like you.

[D]

That's not true. You do bits.

[B]

I do bits. I said not like you. You are always doing bits.

[D]

You can never do a bit. On my level.

[B]

You are always doing a bit.

[D]

You can never do a bit. Every time you.

[B]

When you wake up in the morning, you're doing bits.

[D]

Can I say something real quick? They don't make. I don't want to sound like an old head. They do not make docs like they used to.

[B]

What do you mean?

[D]

The fact that the dog. I know you like the thing, but the fact that the docs are creasing and then the pleather has cracked.

[B]

These are also like 12, 15 years old. I got these when I was in high school. No, I mean college. No, I got these in college. I got these in college. I got at the Quaker Bridge mall in New Jersey.

[D]

The Quaker Bridge Mall.

[B]

In. You're saying Jacob lives at Quaker Bridge Mall?

[D]

Is that something you used to go to?

[B]

Jacob?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, that's the Princeton Mall. So, like, that's. That was my middle school mall.

[D]

Why you.

[B]

Why? Every time I wear these shoes, you have something to say. I get. I can open the coffee.

[D]

It's about Dr. Martin. It's not about you. You said you look really cute. I love your outfit.

[B]

But these shoes are me. I am shoes.

[D]

Okay. Okay. Oh, you know, I think you look really cute. I told you I love your outfit. I told you before. I told you in there. I said, wow, I love that shirt. You look really nice.

[B]

This is the shirt. This is a shirt Taylor pulled for me, for me to wear on the traders.

[D]

Did you take it with you?

[B]

I did not take it with me.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Because I just had too. I had too much stuff.

[D]

Taylor, you know how many suitcase you go with?

[B]

Three.

[D]

Three?

[B]

Yeah. Well, how many did you go with? Five. Or maybe I didn't remember. No, I had three.

[D]

I had three. And I had to mail that hat.

[B]

Well, you didn't. You also forget a whole suitcase?

[D]

Yes, you forgot something. Wait, did I forget a suitcase?

[B]

You did, because when I went there, they were like. Oh, you know, like Vol Ball forgot a suitcase at home. You did. I had to mail you a suitcase.

[D]

And what of it? And what of it?

[B]

Yes. Doc Martens has changed the manufacturing of their mainstream boots. Shifting their product, shifting their production, shifting most of their production from UK to factories in Asia around 2003.

[D]

And when did you go to college?

[B]

I went to college in 2012. When I graduated in 2012, I went to college.

[D]

So there's the new boots.

[B]

It is. I mean, so. But before 4, they didn't do this?

[D]

No. Girl, I used to have Doc Martens that I. That like now my dogmas. I go to pull them up and like the whole fucking. The bootstrap will pop off. How am I supposed to pull myself by the bootstrap when the straps can't even support the boots? How is that possible?

[B]

The length she would go to troll somebody. So we finished the last episode and Bob runs to the other side of the studio. I didn't run. You okay? You sprinted.

[D]

No, because. Because I have friends filming from. First of all.

[B]

No, you ran to this room to get. Let me finish my story. We finished the episode and J goes to take our pictures. Bob jaunts to the.

[D]

I'll take a jaunt to the other.

[B]

Side of the studio to open this Amazon package. He goes, this. It picks it up. Then he picks up the box and runs to the other side.

[D]

I did not run. I walked at a leisurely place.

[B]

You sprinted the other side to where your closure is.

[D]

Sha'. Carri. And then I hear Hussein bolt.

[B]

And then I hear you whispering to Senator Taylor.

[D]

And then.

[B]

So then I was like, you know what this has to do with me? So I go to the other room and lo and behold. Cause you were doing some elaborate fucking thing with this. First of all, this little sheet you stuck back here looks so crunchy. You need to redo that.

[D]

It's a weight. And I covered it in the sheet so that you wouldn't see the weight.

[B]

You are. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with your brain?

[D]

There's literally nothing wrong with me.

[B]

There are several things.

[D]

My brain is cooking. I'm working on all four cylinders.

[B]

I don't think so.

[D]

With gas.

[B]

Diesel.

[D]

Con gasolina.

[B]

Un tele. Gasolina. Televanga Was that big for y'? All? Gasolina was huge in New York, In Georgia.

[D]

Yeah. I mean, I was in New York by the time. When did Gasolina come out?

[B]

I was in high school or middle school.

[D]

I was already in New York City, probably. What year is this? 2004. Oh, no. I had just graduated high school. So, no, it was not big. I remember the song, but we weren't.

[B]

Like, obviously New York.

[D]

Flo Rido Rida was huge.

[B]

Flo Rider. What's a Flo Rida song?

[D]

Flo Rida had apple bottom jeans.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Apple bottom jeans.

[B]

With the boots, with the fur.

[D]

With the fur, yeah. Flo Rida ate the girlies up. Nelly.

[B]

Nelly was good.

[D]

Massive. Luda.

[B]

I was so disappointed when Nelly performed at the thing. When you hear that artists perform that the White House correspondents didn't suffer Trump. Do you turn on them like Snoop? Like Nelly?

[D]

Well, I mean, I've been turning on Snoop for a hot minute now because he's gotten conservative with his issues with going to see some movie like Toy Story 19. And there was no.

[B]

It was light year Lightyear.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Some torture spin off.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When they had the.

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Apparently there was some lesson in there. And then. And then Snoop is like, man, I don't want.

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Like, I'm trying to take my little. My little grandson to the movies now. I gotta explain this to man.

[D]

Meanwhile, he got women fully making out his music videos.

[B]

Does he?

[D]

Yes. I mean, I don't.

[B]

I. I know some. I don't really like no S and double O, P, D, O, GG gz Double GG would be gg gg, Double G. Oh, yeah. Double or be ggg. Double G G. Yeah.

[D]

Or he's saying double gg or you're.

[B]

Saying double G G. Double G G. Got it.

[D]

But yeah, I mean, so, I mean, I've been turned. I've been ready to turn on Snoop for a hot minute now.

[B]

But does when you hear they perform at conservative things like for Trump, does that be like, okay, I can't fuck with that person anymore?

[D]

Yeah, I was ready to be done with Jennifer Hol. Jennifer Holliday.

[B]

Oh, and she sang. Sang at the narrator. She didn't.

[D]

Nope. She didn't do it. She backed out.

[B]

But no, no, the person I got on was the. Was the gospel singer. Well, I got the.

[D]

Girlfriend. That's a gospel singer. I'm leaving. That's a gospel song.

[B]

I mean, she sang gospel music as well. No, that's not a gospel song. But the singer of it, Chrisette Michelle.

[D]

She's a gospel singer.

[B]

No, type in Chrisette Michelle. Yeah, yeah, there it is. Yeah. Sorry, you were clicking it and I. You up.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

The Chrisette Michelle Singh. Yeah. In a shocking break from the music industry anti maga stance, she was met with considerable backlash from fans and for industry peers, including requests. Love. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

I mean, I didn't know about her, so I knew that one song about it. I didn't know it was her. I know. I don't follow. I don't follow gossip, but I haven't followed.

[B]

She's more R B than gospel. She's an R B singer that had some gospel songs.

[D]

Yeah. I would say the last God song I know is when Jesus said Yes. And before that it was Shirley Caesar.

[B]

No, they sing Stomp all the time.

[D]

Shelley Caesar Stomp around the same time.

[B]

And Kirk Franklin.

[D]

Surely season Stump around the same time, though.

[B]

Surely Caesar is old.

[D]

Still making music. When? When? In. In the. In the early 2000. Late 90s.

[B]

Yeah, I think. But I think when you say Shirley Caesar, as a black gospel listeners, I'm thinking you think like, oh, surely Caesar.

[D]

I wasn't alive then. I was listening to that. But. But when I was in high school, she was still making music.

[B]

Got it.

[D]

And she probably amazing now, but she was. She was still making hits in the 90s. Late 90s.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[D]

Obviously the new project or the new nation. The New Nation is one of the best. Franklin is one of the best albums of all time. Top 40, easy.

[B]

You know when they do those like lists of like artists or greatest album or whatever. Like miseducation. Lauryn Hill, like a few years ago was like, the best.

[D]

Is iTunes number one album of all time.

[B]

Apple Music.

[D]

Apple Music?

[B]

Your old raggedy crickety crunchy itunes. Old ass millennial talking about some itunes, you raggedy crypt. Keeping up itunes.

[D]

It still exists.

[B]

No.

[D]

Yes, it does. No, because when you go to the. You can. You can write. Because I do this when I'm djing. You can right click and say show on itunes.

[B]

It's Apple Music.

[D]

Jacob, itunes does still exist. Itunes is going places. Not to the grave.

[B]

Is it back to being.

[D]

Apologize to me?

[B]

No.

[D]

Look in the camera. Say. Can you at least say you were wrong? I was wrong about that? Yes, you were wrong, but it was exist.

[B]

So what's the delineation between itunes and Apple Music?

[D]

Apple music is a streaming platform like Spotify, and itunes is where you go to buy music. If you want to buy the MP3, you'll go over.

[B]

Jacob doesn't have my music purchase. Wow.

[D]

Jacob, you'll go over to.

[B]

Good to know the other one.

[D]

You'll go over to itunes if you want to buy it.

[B]

Got it. Yeah, but when they do those lists, right? They never. There's never any gospel music on there. Why is that? Gospel music is never on the list. Never in one of the. It's never in any. You don't ever see anything. We've had people who've made sizable contributions from the gospel community. Donna McClurklan, Yolanda Adams. I feel like a lot of people who, like, you know, she's especially in black households. I know for me, was she being in your black household growing up usually on that. Okay. Yeah. But I feel like there's never any gospel on those lists.

[D]

I mean, I don't care. There are great singers, though.

[B]

Great singers.

[D]

But I have a hard time feeling.

[B]

Bad for Christians, Gotta be honest. But you know, people who are Christian.

[D]

This is my bias.

[B]

Got it.

[D]

I'm acknowledging. This is my bias.

[B]

Got it.

[D]

And I'm not saying the artistry is not good, but, like, the message kind of stinks.

[B]

But you just, you just said the whole thing about the. About the new nation.

[D]

It is a brilliant album.

[B]

So you don't have a problem hating on that one.

[D]

Why.

[B]

Why is that one different for you?

[D]

I think the new nation connected for me because I was Christian at the time. And also I think that we enjoy the times.

[B]

To see my Mackie girls.

[D]

Oh, you do share.

[B]

Oh, no. Monet doing Cher. Remember when Drag Race maybe put on a. Put on a native American headdress I.

[D]

Heard that they gave you an option. You said. And you said. I'm just saying.

[B]

He's lying.

[D]

No, no. Can I say. Can I say what I heard? Can I just say the rumor?

[B]

Wait, first of all, where did you hit this rumor?

[D]

I just don't wonder where you're fucking so funny.

[B]

Can't you say the rumor?

[D]

Sure. Someone from your season told me this rumor.

[B]

At who?

[D]

I don't want to break their anonymity because they're afraid of you. This person's afraid of you. And you know who's afraid?

[B]

And you know why they're afraid of you. I don't have no idea who he's on the Internet.

[D]

You don't want me to break the news because you know what you've done to them in the past.

[B]

I'm telling you to break the news.

[D]

No, because what you've done to them because you're. I know that if I say it, you'll go and attack her.

[B]

You know, I promise I won't. Tell me who it is.

[D]

And then she said you would say that.

[B]

Tell us.

[D]

She said you would say that. And she said that you. You cornered her. And when you were at a club one time and you said, and if you ever say anything to anybody, even if I give them permission to say it, I'm gonna come and I'm gonna beat you up with my hands.

[B]

So you see, for all, when y' all go up on these diatribes about how I be lying, this fucking. This fucking purple people eater over here is literally making up this whole. Has fabricated this whole story. This is liar.

[D]

This is what they told me me, but I'm the.

[B]

I would direct the camera, but I'm the liar. But this is making up.

[D]

This is what this person told me.

[B]

You're talking so fool.

[D]

Anyway, what she said was. She said that they gave you an option between doing share at the Grammys. And then they had the Native American. This is crazy. I can't believe my best friend did this. They had the Native American one. And then someone said, no, we shouldn't, and you said, no, I want that one. And they said, no, we think you said, no, I want that one.

[B]

In the reality, when Drag Race is just full of choices, you get to choose whatever you want. Is that the time of Drag Race they were operating in?

[D]

That's what they said.

[B]

Cultural appropriation.

[D]

This one.

[B]

We never heard cultural appropriation. That wasn't even a word.

[D]

I ate the challenge up.

[B]

But you know what was piggyback behind us? What one of my darkest moments in my drag career.

[D]

What? That outfit. That outfit. That outfit is so iconic.

[B]

It is, Dave. It's my darkest moment. I'm not gonna say I wanted to unalive myself. I was almost there.

[D]

I'm not laughing. That's not a fun. I'm not.

[B]

I was so embarrassed by that.

[D]

But I gotta say, like. So when you say it's not there.

[B]

You know, you know, bitch, I have scrubbed. I have Beyonce and Jay Z. That image, it is scrubbed from the Internet. You will not find it on the Internet.

[D]

Why is it not in your relatable?

[B]

Because I have scrubbed it from the Internet.

[D]

That's not possible.

[B]

It is possible, but, honey, that's cause you don't have Brett Green on your team, honey.

[D]

Yes, you do.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you do.

[D]

I had him before you had him. Brett's been my lawyer for literally for years. But my question is, like, why is it out of this video too?

[B]

It's out.

[D]

That's not possible. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's really not that bad, Monet. I don't understand what your problem with this outfit is. I don't understand. I hate that outfit. I don't understand what your problem with that outfit is.

[B]

I hate that outfit. The makeup is ugly. That stupid plastic head wig I wore was ugly. My body. My proportion of my body look crazy.

[D]

The only thing that dick is the penis is out. You did untucked early. Who that queen that don't tuck in Canada. You said, watch this. You paved the way for her.

[B]

We have to do a civic rivalry best of this year. Because I was so. The other day, I was just on our TikTok watching all moments when we talk about me and the wigs and you talk about me defending the.

[D]

Let me tell you something. I said, where you go. Let me tell y' all something. Jacob. Fuck Jacob. Listen, y', all, we're going to take a quick break, and if you don't want to experience a break, you know what to do. Go over to patreon, type in simplemypodcast.com, type in simplewriterpodcast, and never get a break on this podcast ever again.

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[B]

To squash my bit.

[D]

Just try to crush my bits, you freak.

[B]

So Bob, I know that you know. Is there a world.

[D]

Yeah, we live on it.

[B]

Is there a world in which, in any iteration of your life, maybe when you get older, if a partner really wanted you to, that you would do like a cruising bathhouse situation.

[D]

I would do a bath house. Okay, but it has to be. But like, we need to prevent. I just need to make sure that no one at the bathhouse is going to be like Bob the Drag. That's. I don't want that.

[B]

Well, you can. There's no way you can prevent that.

[D]

I don't know, maybe. Well, what are these fucking parties? There are celebrities you can go to fucking sex, sex club parties. Then there's got to be one where people are cool.

[B]

But not the gays, because all the.

[D]

All the gay celebs, they're all straight. All the celebs go to the.

[B]

Yeah, all the gay ones who do stuff. I have heard that they've been at them and I've like, like, I'm not gonna. Please bleep these names. People talk about it exactly. Like you hear about the gay ones.

[D]

Last one.

[B]

You hear about the gay ones, but the straight ones you don't hear about.

[D]

Just say one of their names. No. Okay. You don't have to.

[B]

You've never heard of the gay ones?

[D]

Not really, no. To be honest, I don't doubt it, but I've never heard it.

[B]

So interesting to me. Well, you know, they. They're cracking down on the gays in New York.

[D]

What do you mean? Oh, the cruising.

[B]

The cruising.

[D]

I've heard about this.

[B]

The cruising. And I mean, I grew up in New York city in the 2000s, early 2000s. I cruise a lot in New York City.

[D]

I know it makes you uncomfortable.

[B]

I mean, I did and it was a part of my past. I. I don't, I don't, I don't.

[D]

I mean, I.

[B]

Right now in my life, I cruise I have come back to cruising at Jersey.

[D]

Cruising doesn't make me uncomfortable. The age you were when you were.

[B]

Cruising in high school. Yeah. That's crazy.

[D]

Yeah. That's what makes me uncomfortable. Not the cruise cru. So I have no qualms to cruising. Yeah.

[B]

I've come back to cruising because I had given up cruising for a while. Ever since drag race. But in the past, like, year, I've been into my cruising bag at gyms. Cruising at the gym. Ugh. So hot. You at the gym and you doing your pissing Europe.

[D]

So you've hooked up in a gym?

[B]

Yeah, in a.

[D]

Yes, in a sauna.

[B]

Not in a sauna. Just like.

[D]

You're like, no. Right there on the fucking bitch breast, like, right there on the tie master. Legs already open on the StairMaster. Climb up behind and tag this ass.

[B]

No. Worst reason. Why was it you? We were both at the gym and we were. It was a Sunday. Making eye contact. Like, clearly there's a thing. I saw him on Grindr as well. I was like, okay. And we were like. We tapped on Grind. We didn't say anything, but I realized it was the person I had tapped and eyes. And he. It was like after, like, 30 minutes, I saw him going upstairs to locker room. I was like, oh, I'm going to go too. And then he was by the urinal. I was by the urinal. And then he went to the other side. There's like a little secret part. Like the little rakakao.

[D]

What was the rakaka?

[B]

Little oral.

[D]

Both are, one way or the other. Yeah. Andy would talk about gym cruising. Do y' all ever gym cruise together? You both gym cruise?

[B]

No.

[D]

Is it like your own separate things?

[B]

I mean, I'm not opposed to it, but we just haven't, though.

[D]

But Andy would talk about Jim cruising. I'd be like, why? I just don't want to deal with, like, I'm already getting on Grindr. You were robbed on Traders.

[B]

If someone's looking for. If someone's looking for cruising for sex, I don't think they.

[D]

I've had friends who've had it happen to them.

[B]

That was Laila, but it happened. I don't. In my experience, I have not experienced this. Yes, I've hooked up with people and. But they will say in messages, and I just block. I move on. I'm not meeting up with them, but.

[D]

I don't mind looking at someone who knows who I am. I don't need to be some anonymous person to you. That's not part of my Prerequisite.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Prerequisite.

[B]

Yeah. Prerequisite.

[D]

Prerequisite. But not someone who's going to be fangirling. That's not fun.

[B]

Do you think that. Do you think that the people getting caught for like. Do you think it's bad? Do you think it's immoral having sex in the pension bathroom?

[D]

This is such a complicated answer.

[B]

I'm listening.

[D]

The short answer.

[B]

Do you have frames in your glasses?

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay. It's just the green from the sides. Okay, got it. I couldn't say.

[D]

The short answer is yes. The long answer is like. Like, whatever. Like, is that. Is that a weird stance?

[B]

I don't think it's weird. I guess the only thing about it that feels immoral to me a is the public indecency of it. That someone might walk in who. Someone who is not agreeing to be a part of your thing.

[D]

But you're in a stall. You're not fucking at the urinal.

[B]

But you've seen the under stall ones. I've seen TikToks Twitter videos of people having sex under stall, which. That blows my mind. The people who did for two reasons.

[D]

Oh, the floor of the bathroom is insane.

[B]

It is so nasty in public bathrooms. That's the one part. And the second of it is like, anyone can. Like, what if someone just walking. You just see someone on their knees at the bottom jerking. That's the crazy part to me.

[D]

Do you know that podcast was two straight guys?

[B]

Stradio lab. No, backyard.

[D]

Basement.

[B]

Basement. The basement yard.

[D]

Do you know the black one?

[B]

There's a black guy in it or.

[D]

He'S mixed or something.

[B]

I thought they were both two Italian people.

[D]

Maybe I thought he was black. He looked black to me.

[B]

Who's black? Maybe it's not the basement.

[D]

Oh, no, it's not the basement yard. It's a different one. Oh, it's two straight guys.

[B]

I'm not helping at all.

[D]

Tick Tock straight guy. Anyway. Wait, Tick Tock straight.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that could be. Yeah.

[D]

No, type it in. Regardless. Type in. Type in straight guys. Tick Tock podcast. Black and white one's. Black one's white.

[B]

Desusamiro.

[D]

And one of them is like really stupid and never knows this with these two. See which one?

[B]

This one. The first one.

[D]

Yeah, they're all the same one. These are all the same podcasts. Do you know, first of all, I've always thought that this one is hot. He's like mixed or something.

[B]

He's tall. So I'm already in it. It's called the you should know podcast.

[D]

How'd you know? It's all.

[B]

Yeah, I can tell he's tall, girl.

[D]

I was about to tell you. He's like six. Eight.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Or six. Six.

[B]

I can tell. Do you know why he's putting, he's putting his ankle on his thing and his knee is at his head, girl.

[D]

But he's proportion. No, obviously he's not. Talk to the mic, please. We're doing a podcast.

[B]

He's putting his ankle up and his knee is up here. Like that's tall.

[D]

But yeah, he, I, I was watching a podcast about them. He's, he's talking about how he's, he's always saying something that's kind of not, not super smart. Tbh. Like he could beat up a bear. I could take a look. I could take a mountain lion.

[B]

I believe that.

[D]

And they're like, no, you can't take him out. Like he goes, I could easily take him out in line.

[B]

I believe that.

[D]

You think you could take him out line?

[B]

He can.

[D]

Anyway, I was like, I was always talking to myself, he's hot. And then, then I got the six, six or something and I was like, oh, now see what money's talking about. See, he got like four extra points. He's a 12 at this point. We should have them here. What's the name of the podcast? Jacob?

[B]

You should know. You should know, you should know podcast. What's up?

[D]

Are they LA based? We should have them here. You should know. Hey guys. Tag the. You should know guys.

[B]

So back to the cruising thing. So that's the part of it that's weird to me is like cruising bathroom. I don't think it's bad, but when you, if I stumble in and I am not choosing to engage in this now, I'm forced to see your penis or your hole or something. When I had nothing. I have nothing to do with the cruising. So that's the public part of it that is dicey.

[D]

Yeah, I guess because I've never seen anyone cruising. Cruising in a spot that wasn't like the ran. Like, only time I've ever seen people cruising was like going to the meat rack in Fire island or the dick deck on a cruise ship or you see people cruising.

[B]

You never, you never walked into a bathroom, into, into a public bathroom. You see a man at the stall peeing for way longer. You, you and you happen to leave and come back and he's still in the bathroom. Bitch, he is cruising.

[D]

Well, I pee so quickly that usually there's someone peeing you. There's usually already someone Peeing. And then when I leave, they're still peeing. That's almost every time I go to the bathroom.

[B]

Oh, no, I've definitely went to the bathroom, and I've seen someone. I know. You're cruising or. Or, like. Oh, like. Like you. Or. It's a type of bath when you walk in and the door opens and then you see people just, like, separate really quickly. I've definitely seen that for sure.

[D]

Maybe I'm just not, like, aware of my surroundings. I'm just not paying attention. Is that possible? Maybe I'm just, like, really just not locked in to what's going on around me.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I'm definitely. I've definitely walked on people cruising.

[D]

Well, maybe because you're cruising, too. So you know what? Cruising. You know what it's like to cruise?

[B]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I mean, I'm not. I'm typically not cruising in a. In a bathroom because I think. I just think the sanitation of it all is so nasty to me.

[D]

Okay, so. Okay, so is it. Is it weird that you're saying, like, the idea of someone cruising in the bathroom is, like, shade. In case you don't approve of. But you cruise at the gym, and what if someone stumbled around the corner and caught y' all sleeping each other.

[B]

Off, but we were in, like, a private little bathroom thing, like a shower?

[D]

But I'm saying, what if.

[B]

I mean, yeah, I guess by that, sure, but we're going the extra mile. We're not just doing it on the floor. You walk and you see, we're in a shower stall that is completely concealed.

[D]

I guess I just don't think about it that much. So it's not that big of a deal to me. So it's not really a big concern for me. But I think if I sit down long enough with the thought of cruising in a public bathroom, I would probably be against it, but I've just never really sat long enough to actually think about it, to be honest.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And. And that led me to another question I want to ask you. You asked about cruising in the bathrooms. Cruising in the bathrooms.

[B]

Understall.

[D]

No, it's gone. It's gone, Bob.

[B]

You see? Do this. I told you. Do this.

[D]

It's gone.

[B]

This saves the video.

[D]

I've been holding on to it for a minute. It was back before we talk about the podcast. It was. It was like when we first started talking about this. We're cruising. It's fine.

[B]

We got to move on our slave.

[D]

It's gone, guys. It's gone. It's gone. It might come back. The gym.

[B]

The gym.

[D]

You said the gym. Oh, you were jogging my memory.

[B]

Yeah. I was not jogging your memory. Wait, Jacob. My backyard. I'm cruising my backyard. Yeah, like, if somebody else is cruising in your backyard, it's that cool? No, not in my backyard.

[D]

Hell no.

[B]

Why? Y' all know something I don't know?

[D]

Can. Can I not have sex at your house?

[B]

No. Even when we have people over, they're not allowed to hook up in my home.

[D]

People are. If you have a couple staying in your home, they're not allowed to have sex. No, no.

[B]

A couple can. Yes. But like, let's say, for example, so.

[D]

Can I have sex in your home.

[B]

If you and Jacob were there?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, sure. We have. Anyway, so. It doesn't matter.

[B]

I know you haven't.

[D]

Yes, we have. When. When we stayed there during. When we stayed there during the fire.

[B]

And what. And what do y' all do?

[D]

We had full on anal sex.

[B]

Anal sex. Was there oral involved?

[D]

Yeah, of course. Beforehand.

[B]

Did you finish?

[D]

And there was also a little bit of nipple torture.

[B]

Did you. Did you finish?

[D]

We both finished.

[B]

You both finished.

[D]

Right on Colleen's treats.

[B]

Okay, sorry. Like, for example, Jasmine came to stay over at our place and she's like, can I, can I, Can I. Can I host?

[D]

I was like, no, no, that's crazy. You can't have a stranger in my home.

[B]

Yeah, like, no, you know, you can't.

[D]

Stranger and be like, is this Monet's house?

[B]

Like, yeah, like, no, you can host in my home.

[D]

No, that's crazy. That's crazy. But. But couples can have sex.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[D]

Because I'm like. I'd be like, that's, that's. That's. That would be crazy.

[B]

Two people, you know, who aren't a couple. Say again? If it's two people, you know who aren't a couple. If it's two people I know who are not a couple. Like, what if Jasmine wanted to host.

[D]

And Pat and Patrick, like, and they were turned on by each other? Can they fuck?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I know most people. Yeah, but they're not bringing a foreign agent into my home. No, that's not.

[D]

So if me and one of your friends at a game night hit it off, I can go to the bedroom. Just make it happen.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

Make it happen.

[B]

I don't know. If you're staying in my home, that's different. No, you take.

[D]

Take Patty back to your house. Okay, so if you're having a friend from out of town over and I hit it off with them.

[B]

Take them back to your house.

[D]

They're staying with you.

[B]

They're not fucking out of home.

[D]

You're changing the rules.

[B]

I can change the rules in my.

[D]

House, but how am I able to keep up with the rules if you are changing them? Ask within. You change them within a second. Ask.

[B]

But you know. Cause you're outlaying different scenarios.

[D]

No, you said, if you're staying at.

[B]

My house, but you're not staying at my house. I thought the thing was, I thought.

[D]

It was a universal you. I didn't, like, literally you.

[B]

Yeah. Like, if dejuan is staying at my home.

[D]

Did he answer me? I don't know.

[B]

Text him.

[D]

He didn't ask. That's okay. You can say no.

[B]

Bob, I have given you.

[D]

I have told you, you can say no. It's okay.

[B]

I told you several times what to do. You're choosing not to do.

[D]

It's okay. You say no. Continue.

[B]

Anyways, if dejuan is staying at my home and you were at a game and y' all hit it off, go back to your house and fuck.

[D]

We're fucking in your bedroom.

[B]

In my bedroom.

[D]

We're going upstairs. Why can't so you gotta. So dejuan can fuck any of your other friends? No, you just said. Monet. We just laid out a scenario. So Jasmine Rice and Patty can, but me and dejuan can't.

[B]

Cause I thought the scenario was, like, they're both staying in my house.

[D]

Patrick lives here.

[B]

No, I thought the scenario, like, they're both staying in my home.

[D]

No, Patrick lives in la. Like, in real life. Go to Patty's house and fuck.

[B]

I don't want to hear Patty fucking in my house.

[D]

You won't hear it. You literally live upstairs. The game night is happening.

[B]

We're all.

[D]

We're all here again. When game night is over, when everyone's saying good night, I'm just not getting in my car and leaving. I'm just going to the room.

[B]

Okay, well, that's different. I thought. Here's what I thought. You were laying out while playing Secret Hitler. You're guilty. You die. You're dying. And then Patty, like. And y' all gonna go fuck in the room while we're all in the living room. No, that's. That's crazy to me.

[D]

Okay. That I. I agree. Like, okay, how about this?

[B]

But heads. Heads in a scenario I'm nervous about, right? We want to do a big. A big party soon. Like a nighttime party. Like DJs, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I'm the people trying to like go in rooms and fuck.

[D]

I've done that at people's party houses before.

[B]

Have you really? Yeah. That's so inappropriate.

[D]

I'll tell you how they did it at one time. Who?

[B]

Ah, yeah.

[D]

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[B]

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[D]

We switched bodies.

[B]

I. I am freaking out right now.

[A]

I think I just peed a little.

[B]

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[D]

Described as so much weirder than the last time.

[B]

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[D]

I can't have.

[B]

I would be so annoyed.

[D]

It was just fucking. We didn't come on anything. And we're back.

[B]

Oh, no. Keep that in. You see, this is why I can't. Also, I've been to a few parties recently now. So I'm like. My big thing about having a party at my house is the no shoes thing. But I've been to. I went to a party afters at Halloween. It was a no shoes afters, and everyone obeyed. Everyone put all the shoes outside. It was not a problem. It was great.

[D]

I think if the party's big enough, you gotta roll your carpets up and just clean the floor the next day. No, I honestly feel like, for me, if the party is big enough, if it's like. If it's a nice. If it's like a nice party, just literally roll up your carpet and just clean your floors the next day.

[B]

No, no.

[D]

That'S what I would do.

[B]

No, I wouldn't do that.

[D]

I would just take the carpet out of the living room and you'd be like, all right, it's fine. Everyone just walk around. No, someone's gonna have 20 pounds of shoes at the door.

[B]

That's what. This was a part. It was an after party. There was, like, at least 40 people there.

[D]

Y' all were high. Y' all would do anything. You were a minimal. I was high. It was an afters. It was an afters.

[B]

I went to Kane. Are you high at every afters you go to? Thank you, but at least drunk you're not.

[D]

No one is sober at an afters. No one of the afters is in there is in their right. Their perfect state of mind.

[B]

Have you. Have you ever gone to an afters?

[D]

No.

[B]

Exactly. How would you know what's going on in the afters?

[D]

But I'm right, though.

[B]

He got a little drunk.

[D]

I've gone to Netflix before.

[B]

It's also. I was so tired. So here's the thing. So I went to the Halloween.

[D]

I want to go more on the scenarios about the. I'm trying to crack the code to have sex in your Home.

[B]

This is what a sex talk is about. Why are we going to lay out every scenario?

[D]

I want to just make sure. I want to make sure I'm following the rules next time I fuck in your home.

[B]

You're not fucking in my home.

[D]

I already have. Who? Jacob. You said if you're partners and you're staying overnight, you can have sex. So you've already cleared. That was okay, but you're doing a vid.

[B]

Did you and Jacob really have sex in our house?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Jacob. Jacob, tell me the truth. Cluck, cluck.

[D]

You're lying.

[B]

I don't believe y'. All.

[D]

We didn't have Anna. We just sucked. He gave me a blowtop.

[B]

Okay, that's different.

[D]

That's different. But you just said that it doesn't matter because it's overnight and we're a couple.

[B]

Yeah, that was fine.

[D]

So it doesn't matter if we're fucking.

[B]

Yeah, that was fine.

[D]

Doesn't matter if I'm chaining him to the bed.

[B]

Okay, no. Cause now you're damaging my bed.

[D]

No, I'm tying him to the bed. Sorry. Not chaining him.

[B]

Tying. Okay, yeah. That's a very big distinction.

[D]

I would not harm you. I would not harm your furniture. Not on purpose. Not on purpose. About to say I've never harmed your furniture. I broke one chair at DragCon. And it wasn't your chair.

[B]

It was my chair.

[D]

No, it was not your chair.

[B]

It was my chair.

[D]

That was not your chair. And I knew you were thinking about the fucking chair at Dragon. The couch at DragCon. I know that's what you were thinking about. I know you bitch. I know how you think. I know how you play the game. You played the right one. Okay, so let's say. Oh, God. Arcia and her partner. Uh huh.

[B]

Shantae.

[D]

Shantae. Are staying in town.

[B]

Uh huh. With you. At my home.

[D]

So they can have sex? Yes. Right now, can Arcia and Shantae leave in the middle of game night and have sex?

[B]

I mean, they could. That would be really bad form and really, really bad.

[D]

You might not even know they did it.

[B]

What?

[D]

You might not even know. Bob, if two people are missing from.

[B]

Game night, we're going to notice. We'll be like, oh, bitch. Once someone goes to the bathroom, everyone's like, oh, my God. Where is Jaco?

[D]

What if they say we are having an argument and we. I'm sorry. Right now me and Shantae are. We need to go figure something out. So they're using that as a. As a guise, but they're actually not arguing. They just want to go, well, that's.

[B]

Different because now you're lying, Right? So now.

[D]

So what does it matter? You. But you'll never know. No, but now. But.

[B]

But I will find out. Because Arcia and I. She will tell me later, and I'll be annoyed. I'm like, why did you lie?

[D]

Because she wanted to fuck. And she didn't want to say, hey, guys, I'm going to fuck. Okay.

[B]

She was. You have to announce it to the room. Just like.

[D]

But then. But then you're gonna be like, oh, what's going on? See, we're trying to lower the suspicion from the. What's going on? Where. Where are you guys? And just bring it back to, like, you know, they're. They're having a little couple's quarrel. They're. They're having a quarrel. It's okay. It's not a big deal.

[B]

But I don't think they were having the coral. They're not announcing it. Let's be practical. They're not saying, like, guys, Shantae and I are fighting. We're gonna stage the fight.

[D]

We staged the fight in the middle.

[B]

So now you're helping them come up with this rumor.

[D]

I would help them if they told me. If they told me, we have to release our sexual frustration right now. We have to fuck.

[B]

I have to come. First of all, they're gonna be. It's gonna take a long time.

[D]

If. If Arcia came to me and said, I am in a sexual crisis, Bob, can you help me? I would help her. And then I would instigate a fight between the two of them. And then it would get so heated, it would have to leave. And they come back in a good mood.

[B]

What are you, fucking Robin, faggot? Are you fucking helping the needy people who need to fucking help you?

[D]

Yeah. Making from the rich, taking from the people who have too much and giving it to the people who need a little bit. So, yes, I am.

[B]

When you do this, know there's a big thumb pointed right back at your ass. Cause it's you. My thumb is a big thumb.

[D]

Proportion to my hand. It's not proportion to my hand. You tell. My thumb looks bigger than the. Compared to my hand.

[B]

That's the audio. That's a big thumb, like, compared to my little thumb.

[D]

You're doing this.

[B]

I know I was doing this.

[D]

Yes, you are.

[B]

Now you're putting yours on.

[D]

Get your big ass hands, big fucking meaty paws, gnarled fingers down.

[B]

Gorgeous. Glamorous. Do you think that things like Pep and doxy pepp have made people. Yes, I do too. And like for a long. I was still big on abusing condoms for a very long time. And I still do.

[D]

Oh, you're done.

[B]

Occasionally I do. Depending on the circumstance. It is because I do the, I do the two on one. I don't do the, the prep every day. Which, which one do you do?

[D]

I use condoms.

[B]

So you don't, you don't take prep?

[D]

No.

[B]

Oh, really? You use condoms every time you have sex?

[D]

Yeah, unless I'm with my partners either.

[B]

With partners.

[D]

Unless I'm partners.

[B]

But aren't y' all all. But, but if your partners are having sex with other people, you don't feel the need to.

[D]

Why are you coming with other people?

[B]

But I'm saying. But if you're, but your partners are.

[D]

Having other sex, you just come with other people too.

[B]

But when y' all all have sex.

[D]

When you don't all have sex together.

[B]

But when you're, when you and your two partners have sex, y' all don't share condoms with each other. But they don't. But they use condoms with other people.

[D]

Yeah, usually when you go out of the, when you go out of the cue.

[B]

Oh, out of the cue. Got it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So can I ask this question, Jacob? Does Mac use condoms with other people?

[D]

You know, that's not my business.

[B]

I, I just, I literally said can I ask the questions?

[D]

You know, I don't think that can. Interesting. Well, what do y' all do y' all just be raw dogging in the room?

[B]

No, we use. Well, we're both on prep and we don't use condoms with each other. Now what about other people? I, I, it's like. So I'm gonna do two on one. I'm not the everyday. So that's why. Do you know how that works? No, if you with this prep. If I'm gonna, if I know. If I know I'm gonna have anal sex today, I take two. 224 hours before did I take one the day the one the next day.

[D]

Jesus, man.

[B]

It's a two on one thing. So that's how I am in the end of the world. But let's say I forgot to do that.

[D]

What if you.

[B]

I would. I'll use a condom.

[D]

So. Okay. How soon in advance you have to.

[B]

Take the two between 24 hours and best case scenario, 24 hours. Worst case scenario, at least two hours before you have sex with a person.

[D]

So what if you go to have sex with someone or you plan it, you take the Pills, they cancel. I'm mad now. I wasted two pills.

[B]

Yeah. But. Yeah.

[D]

Has that happened to you?

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[D]

I'm upset. You need to send a replacement dick.

[B]

I mean, you know, you need to.

[D]

Send me one of your friends whose dick looks like yours. Send them over here. They need to be here in 15 minutes.

[B]

I've told you this before. I stack my appointments. And that's why sometimes I run into some accidents. Like people.

[D]

That is. By the way, that is crazy.

[B]

In London. It happened in London. So I had. I got three, Four.

[D]

Three? You had three? That's crazy. I had three.

[B]

I hooked up with one person. Boom. The second person came and then he. He was just, like, talking too much. He was taking too much time. Like, I allotted, like, an hour. We're in, like, an hour and 20 minutes. And the other guy was texting me. Like, my phone was like. He was like, hey, what's upstairs? I wasn't responding. I didn't want to look obvious. And when he finally left, I was like, hey, sorry, I was just in the shower. I didn't realize. My phone. I apologize and come back. He's like, nah, I saw somebody leave your flat. But I was like, what are you talking about? They just come out the building. They'll come from right here.

[D]

You're such a liar.

[B]

He's like, yo, I'm not stupid. I saw the person leaving the building.

[D]

That guy's from New York. That's how you talk.

[B]

No, he's with his British accent.

[D]

And I was like, babe, I'm not fucking dumb. You think I'm daft.

[B]

You think I'm fucking daft, Literally.

[D]

And I was like, they love daft. I don't really know what I think. Daft is just dumb.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And I was like, are you fucking daft, Chappy?

[B]

Very Chaby. And I was like, you're bugging. I was like, he literally was not. He was like, bruv, I know him. And then he said the name and I gagged.

[D]

He ate you up with that one.

[B]

I gagged.

[D]

He's like, charlie.

[B]

I gagged, Bob.

[D]

I was like, how the fuck did.

[B]

They know each other? I gagged.

[D]

He said, we got the same type. We always run into. It's like auditions in New York City. We're always going out for the same park. Charlie is.

[B]

I hope you get it this time. I hope you get it. When he said his name, I wish there was a camera on my face. My mouth was. My jaw drop.

[D]

I was like, did he still come up?

[B]

He still came up. But he played. He came up and he's like, no, I'm not coming. I'm not coming. Then, like, 10 minutes later, he was like, all right, I'm coming up. See us now.

[D]

He should have told Charlie to come back up to double team.

[B]

Actually, Charlie wasn't great, so I wasn't really, like. I was, like, ready for it to be over, to be honest.

[D]

But he liked talking, though.

[A]

He.

[D]

Charlie had emotions. Get me out of your room. We just had sex. How you gotta. How you get outta here?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Ooh, my God. That was great.

[B]

Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

[D]

What are you doing tonight?

[B]

Actually, I'm meeting up with some friends for dinner. Some friends? Some friends of mine.

[D]

Oh, so you have friends here in London?

[B]

Yeah, I'm visiting from out of town. I come here often for words.

[D]

I can tell by the accent.

[B]

Oh, thank you.

[D]

I'm from out of town too. I'm not from London. Where y' all gonna eat?

[B]

At this place in Soho.

[D]

Oh, wait, wait. I know a lot of. I can give you recommendations. What kind of food are y' all looking for?

[B]

No, Sherry with the restaurant.

[D]

Oh. I can tell you if it's good. What's the name of it?

[B]

I don't really. That feels. I don't feel anything to tell you where we're going. That feels weird.

[D]

Oh, I just wanted to tell you if it's good or not.

[B]

It's a little weird.

[D]

Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad.

[B]

So what are you doing?

[D]

Huh?

[B]

What are you doing tonight?

[D]

Oh, probably going out tonight.

[B]

Oh. Work.

[D]

Probably going out with my friends. Hang out with my friends.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

You know, I just moved to London recently, so actually, it's been kind of crazy. I got here, I met this. Really, first of all.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

What?

[B]

I realized I'm like 30 minutes. I. I need to get in the shower. Like, leave right now, so you probably.

[D]

Oh, go ahead.

[B]

No, you can't stay in my apartment while I do it.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[B]

You can't stay in. No, you have to. Yeah, you think.

[D]

What, do you think I'm still or something?

[B]

I don't say you're gonna steal, but I know that I'm taking stuff in there with you. I'm not comfortable with you saying here when we need to get in the shower, so you have to.

[D]

So you were comfortable when I was inside of your anus? Let me be clear. When I was in your anus?

[B]

Yeah, cuz that felt good. Now this feels bad.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Cuz I don't feel.

[D]

You're being weird, man.

[B]

No, you're being weird.

[D]

I'm being weird?

[B]

Yeah. No, you're being weird. You have to get your and get the out of the flat now.

[D]

Do.

[B]

Do you want me to call 911?

[D]

There's no 911 here. So who's going to go to.

[B]

Who's he going to go to here in London? Call the police.

[D]

First of all.

[B]

Oh, wait, no, you heard that.

[D]

First of all, I want you to know something. I already know. You have someone on the way.

[B]

I don't have anyone on the way. I'm going to dinner.

[D]

He texts me. Who? Charlie? Yeah, we got that ass. Yeah, this happens to us all the time. Some ass can tell you what's going to happen tonight because you're not meeting your friends, and I knew that from the beginning. Okay? Charlotte's coming upstairs and it's going to be around 2. Except it's going to be. It's going to be 2v1 this time. That's what's going to happen.

[B]

Period.

[D]

Switch off was fierce.

[B]

Actually, I already know and I'll be so into it.

[D]

Actually, no, I've, I've never, I've. I've never. I will stick with like, I won't even start making plans. I will talk to two people on Grindr, but if I'm making plans with one, I will not make start making plans.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. I will not. Because what if I end up like you?

[B]

No, it's fine. You just navigate like, whatever.

[D]

I'm gonna start lying, making shit up. I don't have it in me.

[B]

Oh, yeah, girl. I, I often I, I, I, I stack the chords, I remove the filibuster, and I stack the cord.

[D]

It's too much stress.

[B]

It's really not that stressful.

[D]

Let me tell you right now. If I'm like, I will like put all my, all my eggs in one basket. Eggs in one basket. And if they. And if it, and if it goes south until right now, honestly, I am happy to just order Popeyes. I'm always be like, Izzy the Europe. I'd be looking at me like, Izzy the. You were Popeyes.

[B]

Well, here's the thing.

[D]

And I'm happy for it to be Popeyes.

[B]

So I will not eat the whole day. So I have a plan, right? If I have three or four schedule, I know that I'm allotting this amount of time. I know I'm gonna to eat at this time. So that's why. Cuz I don't want to eat and fuck up my whole shit. So that's why I do it that way. I'm going to get all the dick I want done. Especially in cities I really like to be in. And I know, like, especially when I have regulars that I that I hook up with in those cities. Yeah, I like to have a nice game plan.

[D]

I think that happened to me. That's so annoying. I'll be in a town, I'll be writing. Like, no one's responding. And then, like, the gig's at 8, and I have to be at the theater at 5 and. Everybody at 4:45. Everyone I wrote at the same time.

[B]

So annoying.

[D]

I'm like, are y'.

[B]

All.

[D]

What the. We all just looking at, like, wait. Wait for it.

[B]

So annoying.

[D]

Isn't that crazy?

[B]

It's so annoying isn't that they're all.

[D]

In a group chat being like, go, go, go.

[B]

And it's the worst one. You also scheduled for after the gig. And then, bitch, the pics were right. The conversation was right. You're like, this is about to be everything. You mentioned after the gig. Crickets. Oh, nigga, I told you 11.

[D]

No, Monet, we're late. This is late. Monet. People our age are asleep at 10:30.

[B]

But you said 11 was fine.

[D]

Yeah, but, Monet, that was hopeful. That was wishful thinking. People our age, Monet, are out like a light. I tell you right now, if I'm hooking up with someone after midnight, it's someone in their 20s. Rarely can I get someone else in the. If it's, if it's someone.

[B]

Or a secret crackhead that you ain't know.

[D]

Or a secret crackhead. I've had a secret crackhead, bitch. I've had two secret crackheads, girl.

[B]

That was another one that happened recently, bitch. I thought Miss Thing was regular, and then she showed up talking a little too fast, and I said, whoa. But I was like, okay, maybe just talk a little fast. And then, like, couldn't get up, but then finally did and then went to the shop when like, he.

[D]

This.

[B]

This how you be knowing, like, like, the question, can I shower before I leave?

[D]

Can't you get hard on meth, though?

[B]

Can you get hard on meth?

[D]

I bet you get hard on meth.

[B]

No, I, I've met people who I've hooked up with.

[D]

I know coke. You can't get hard on coke.

[B]

I know. I, I, I've hooked up with.

[D]

And apparently whiskey, apparently. Which never was a problem for me.

[B]

Whiskey dick.

[D]

Got to tell you, never was a problem for me.

[B]

Well, you know, you and I was.

[D]

So young, I could have got Hard while. While on boner blockers, probably.

[B]

What the fuck is a boner blocker?

[D]

I don't know. I was trying to think of a.

[B]

Thing and he asked to use my shower before I leave, which I was like, second red flag. He went to the shower, takes his whole bag with him, comes back out and then says to me, as he's putting on his socks and stuff, he's like, you know, you should really be careful with your stuff in here. Someone could steal it.

[D]

He's probably unhoused.

[B]

No, he was not unhoused. You don't think so? No, he was on drugs. I was in the shower because he had just came down from Boston. Like, he was like, I just came back from Boston doing a thing and I had to go back. Maybe he was. I don't know what the situation was, but he said to me, you should be careful with yourself. Someone might steal it.

[D]

I had a secret meth head hit me up one time when I was in the uk. So annoying.

[B]

H and H. High and horny.

[D]

High and horny. I guess, Yeah, I had. But they were American. An American Asian person living in the uk. And showed up. It was like, I'm with a friend and my friend wants to watch me suck you off. Okay, great. Showed up. The friend was a little.

[B]

They both came through.

[D]

They came through. The friend was a little like, what's wrong with this motherfucker? The hell wrong with him? He's just like that. I was like, I don't know. He's weird. So he's just like that.

[B]

That's it. And so then they started sucking your dick.

[D]

He was just watching.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he saw the front. So the guy was sucking your dick and the guy's watching a girl.

[D]

Trans girl.

[B]

And she was just watching it happen?

[D]

No, she was sucking me and the guy was watching, but he was like.

[B]

Up and it's a while you're trying to get your dick suck and. Or a climax. You seem like wearing him.

[D]

I'm like locking eyes with him because he's creeping me out. That's why I'm not even looking. I'm just like. He probably thought I was trying to. He thought I was trying to I him or something. I was like, don't touch anything in my house. I remember being like, don't. I remember thinking myself, do not take your eyes off this man because he's going to do something crazy. Take something, be weird. So I just. The whole. The whole time. Warriors.

[B]

Was your dick hard the whole time?

[D]

Yeah, the whole time. Bricked.

[B]

Bricked I mean, I just put everything in one. Like I hide everything just in case shit goes down.

[D]

There have been times where I've had to hook up after the gig and I'm still drying my stuff. I hate that titties out wig, dress inside out across the couch. Honestly, at that time too, I'm talking.

[B]

To someone on Grindr in the audience.

[D]

So I'm like, you know what the.

[B]

Deal is anyway, girl.

[D]

So like, get with the program, honey. Sit your ass next to this sweaty ass bra and suck this dick, nigga.

[B]

Damn.

[D]

Sit your ass next to this sequin catsuit.

[B]

Okay?

[D]

Cause I have a flight at 4. I have to be at the airport.

[B]

At 5am so my dream for us is that we go to a sex party together.

[D]

This. You gotta switch your dreams.

[B]

Why you. You said. You just said you would if it was.

[D]

I didn't say with you.

[B]

Why can't you go with me?

[D]

I have no desire to go to.

[B]

Sex party with you. If you can't go to a sex party with your friend, why the hell are you going with somebody else?

[D]

I can go with friends. She's not my best friend.

[B]

Why?

[D]

I'm not going to sex party yet.

[B]

Can you just tell me why I won't be comfortable? Because. What?

[D]

I don't want to go with you. I would go with. Who would I go with? I would go with Taylor. No. Mateo. No.

[B]

Mat would never go.

[D]

I'm going with Nick. I'm going with Nick.

[B]

Wow, that's so shady. Assad. Assad.

[D]

I'll go. Assad.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Assad is crazy. I'll go. Nami. Kim. I would go Kim.

[B]

Peppermint.

[D]

I would not go with Peppermint. No. Okay.

[B]

Why all these people, not me?

[D]

I just don't want to go to. Just tell me, can you some reason why I be. It'd be you're goofy. I'd be over there being goofy. You be goofy. I'd be doing a bit with you. I'm trying to have sex. I'd be. I wouldn't be able to focus on the task at hand.

[B]

Why are we doing bits? I'm not doing a bit.

[D]

I would be doing a bit. I would be distracted. This is why they don't put us on Drag Race together. Bitch, we can't even be on Drag Race together because of our behavior. Yes.

[B]

Stop saying our.

[D]

It's not just me, it's you Hour. You're the reason I.

[A]

You were.

[D]

I could have been on All Stars 7, but you took that from me. You took away from me. That I could have literally been the queen of all queens. You're the reason I'm not the queen of all queens. You.

[B]

Why is he thinking you'd have been Jinx.

[D]

I would have pummeled that redhead bitch into the ground.

[B]

Jinx? Come on. The podcast. Let's talk about it. Come on.

[D]

The pod bitch. If you take a break from your eight shows a week, bitch. And on that note, they come on my show. Cause I'm the Broadway bitch now. Honey, wake it up. It.