Monet X Change (2:17)

That big ass finger down.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:18)

It was a way.

Monet X Change (2:18)

You were whacking your finger at me as aggressive.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:20)

Oh, this was a queen who was waving a shuriken.

Monet X Change (2:24)

Anyway, Hadouken. Have you ever hadouken someone in real.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:28)

Life hit them in the chest or.

Monet X Change (2:31)

Speak all the time.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:32)

I've shoved people but not a lot.

Monet X Change (2:34)

Yeah, but when you body sign that guy at hardware.

Bob the Drag Queen (2:36)

I did okay after he assaulted me. I think that we should start each podcast by being like, I just want you guys to know you can thank our patrons for making this podcast possible, because we would not be able to film this podcast on this lovely set and get all of this out to you and, you know, pay all of the. The people who make this possible without the help of our patrons.

Monet X Change (3:03)

I'm into that, and thank you. I love the patrons. I love the community we crafted. I love that they support us and love us. I love that they give us their unfiltered opinions when they don't like things.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:12)

True.

Monet X Change (3:13)

And I love that they give us their unfiltered love when they love things.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:16)

I got this idea from the news girl.

Monet X Change (3:18)

The news girl. Oh, a politics girl. No, with a blonde ponytail.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:23)

She stays in her living room and she does. She in the kitchen somewhere in her house.

Monet X Change (3:26)

Yeah, Politics girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:27)

Not you.

Monet X Change (3:28)

News girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:28)

No, the news girl. We were talking about different people. I'm talking about the news girl, then I'm talking about. Her name is definitely the news girl on TikTok.

Monet X Change (3:34)

Okay, I was talking about.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:35)

But you also don't know what the yagobabble is, so. No, the news girl. Her. The news girl.

Monet X Change (3:40)

Okay, okay. Now show politics Girl. They're similar. Now go to politics girl, TikTok.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:44)

Well, let's see who's more popular, because the news girl is my girl. She got 3.9 million. Why is everything accommodation.

Monet X Change (3:50)

The news girl gives Paul's girl 1.1 million. Such a dis. What is wrong with you? Also, this is very about pitting women against each other. Woman against white woman.

Bob the Drag Queen (4:03)

Yes.

Monet X Change (4:03)

I am hitting women against each other.

Bob the Drag Queen (4:05)

Yes. White women need to be fighting more. Y' all go after Caroline. Caroline Levitt, remember? Wait, anyway, real quick, before we move on, News girl always goes. And you can thank my fax HQ paid subscribers. And I'm like, I'm about to become a facts. A hq.

Monet X Change (4:22)

Can you say it?

Bob the Drag Queen (4:24)

Paid subscriber. So I am a. So shout out to the news girl. And it's a really fun place to.

Monet X Change (4:29)

Get news from, so. And I guess so I guess for our Patreon, we just call them all siblings.

Bob the Drag Queen (4:34)

No, no.

Monet X Change (4:36)

But when we're speaking generally, we just call them family. Family.

Bob the Drag Queen (4:39)

Yeah, the family.

Monet X Change (4:39)

But they're not all family. Some of them are strangers.

Bob the Drag Queen (4:42)

You know, we are. I don't think. I mean, there are some strangers.

Monet X Change (4:48)

No, we have. Strangers are our biggest voting block. They're our biggest voting block in this election. Girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (4:54)

They said what they said. They did what they did and they said what they had said.

Monet X Change (4:57)

You remember Tomi Loren? What happened to her? She used to be like, she was the right Wings big like it girl. For a long time that after Tommy lan.

Bob the Drag Queen (5:06)

Lorena is a Laren. She's the one who said. She's the one who said the weird thing about the.

Monet X Change (5:11)

The.

Bob the Drag Queen (5:12)

The young prince when she said that he was gay because he took dance classes. And then all the male ballet dancers came and stood outside her. Good Morning America, wherever she was.

Monet X Change (5:20)

Fox.

Bob the Drag Queen (5:21)

And we're like, you. You can never, ever speak ill about a male dancer ever again.

Monet X Change (5:27)

Yeah.

Bob the Drag Queen (5:27)

Was that not Tommy Laren? Who was that?

Monet X Change (5:31)

I don't know. Meghan Markle.

Bob the Drag Queen (5:33)

Oh, I can't remember it. But she was like. Basically, she was like. It was a Tomi Lahren.

Monet X Change (5:41)

It was Tomi Lahren is.

Bob the Drag Queen (5:43)

I used to talk about her literally in my standards. It's in my special, I think the Walkman address. No, it's in Bob the Drag Queen Live at Caroline's.

Monet X Change (5:53)

And I don't think I ever watched that special. Cause I was there. I didn't watch it. Cause I was literally in the room when you recorded it. I didn't watch it when you put it out. Boy.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:03)

Anyway, I've literally not said anything.

Monet X Change (6:06)

But you're acting like doing is not saying something.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:10)

I'm just saying.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (6:11)

Laura Spencer.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:12)

What is it?

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (6:13)

Lara Spencer.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:13)

Lara Spencer. That was who it was.

Monet X Change (6:15)

Oh, yes, I remember. Yes. And all in New York City, all.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:19)

The ballet dancers went down by the.

Monet X Change (6:21)

Office in midtown and Potter Berate.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:24)

Until she came downstairs and apologized.

Monet X Change (6:25)

I remember that. Oh, yes.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:27)

That was a.

Monet X Change (6:28)

What a great culture moment.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:29)

So don't know. Lara Spencer. They were going through. They were going through, like, the young prince's. They were going through his curriculum. Yeah.

Monet X Change (6:40)

And by the young prince. Megan Markle and Prince George. Prince George, Sorry.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:43)

They're going through Prince George's curriculum, like this child, like three or whatever. And then.

Monet X Change (6:47)

And then there's Travis Wall right there.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:49)

At some point, they got to dance and she was like. Or ballet. She was like, ballet. We'll see how long that lasts.

Monet X Change (6:56)

Yeah, I remember that.

Bob the Drag Queen (6:57)

That was all she said, baby. These faggoty male dancers showed up and said, don't you ever, ever lift your. Oh, my God.

Monet X Change (7:06)

If you ever.

Bob the Drag Queen (7:08)

Can I say something real quick? What happened to the days when, like, liberals and leftists were so pissed off at the slight. Like, literally, if you insinuated that men are not allowed to do ballet, 100 male ballet dancers would show up at your job, girl, and bully you until you publicly apologize and tendu.

Monet X Change (7:36)

And fondue.

Bob the Drag Queen (7:37)

And now you can say and do anything. It used to be like, literally, you can't even say men can't do ballet. Yeah, it's. But now you can.

Monet X Change (7:48)

Literally. Wow. That was a time. What were some other big things that happened like, that I don't remember. My brain is always mush.

Bob the Drag Queen (7:54)

Well, I feel like a turning point. And again, I'm not a historian, so this is not. I haven't done no research on this, but I feel like a turning point was the cake. You remember the cake?

Monet X Change (8:04)

The cake. The gay cake by the couple, and that lady refused to bake the cake.

Bob the Drag Queen (8:09)

Kim Davis didn't want to do the gay cake, and it made it to the. It made it to the Supreme Court. Did it not make the Supreme Court the. Oh, Kim Dave was the. The marriage license.

Monet X Change (8:21)

Yeah, the marriage license, which is.

Bob the Drag Queen (8:24)

Okay. So basically, what ended up happening was the gay cake made it to the Supreme Court. And I feel like I. If I recall correctly, I feel like the Supreme Court was like, y' all cannot make that lady make you a cake.

Monet X Change (8:39)

What you thought?

Bob the Drag Queen (8:41)

I. If I remember correctly, the Supreme Court was like, y', all, you cannot force that lady to make you a cake. Yeah.

Monet X Change (8:47)

So her name was Asher. What was her first name? The supreme court ruling in 2018 says that.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (8:54)

Sorry.

Monet X Change (8:55)

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (8:56)

Okay.

Bob the Drag Queen (8:57)

But if I recall correctly, they. The three, which. Can I just say, I agree. Like, you can't make that lady make you a cake.

Monet X Change (9:04)

And also. But my thing is that white.

Bob the Drag Queen (9:05)

But also, I want to. I want to reserve the right to deny people, too.

Monet X Change (9:09)

Yeah.

Bob the Drag Queen (9:09)

So if there's a maggot in the audience at my show, I. I want to be like, leave. You don't get to hear my jokes.

Monet X Change (9:15)

And also, I don't want to. If you don't want to make my cake, I don't want to patronize your business, and I don't want you to make my cake. I get fighting for the right to say that no matter what, you have to make this cake. But also, I don't want you to make my cake.

Bob the Drag Queen (9:27)

Do you believe food is made with love? Like, do you believe in energy and food?

Monet X Change (9:32)

Not necessarily energy and food. No. I feel like you can hate someone to make something that tastes good, but eating the food, I'll be like, my brain will all be fucked up. Like, how I know that when he was making it, you ain't let your cat drag his pussy on my Oreos and crush them in my cheesecake.

Bob the Drag Queen (9:48)

So do you eat energy?

Monet X Change (9:49)

No, I don't eat energy, but I.

Bob the Drag Queen (9:51)

Just feel like me and money had a whole Chat about energy the other day.

Monet X Change (9:53)

Yeah, but I just feel like people who. If they don't want to do the thing, like, if you. If they force this lady to make this cake. How do I know she wasn't putting stale ass milk? She wasn't putting the bread with the mold on it to make my bread pudding. So does stale milk.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:05)

Stalemate.

Monet X Change (10:05)

We have milk pads, girl. You've never had milk spoiled milk, spoiled, stale, whatever this is back when I.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:11)

Used to drink bread can be staled and not spoiled.

Monet X Change (10:14)

But have you ever had stale milk? That's a crazy milk.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:17)

I mean, I've had stale water. Water does get stale.

Monet X Change (10:20)

Water get stale.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:20)

Water gets stale for sure.

Monet X Change (10:23)

Like, if not. Not if it's in a bottle, but.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:25)

If the cap is open.

Monet X Change (10:27)

Yeah, the cab is up. If it's just like a bottle. Pollen springs that is not been broken.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:30)

I believe something can be stale without being spoiled. But then, like, a piece of bread can be stale, but still perfectly safe.

Monet X Change (10:39)

Nothing stale is mean. No. Yeah, stale bread is stale. It has mold on it.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:44)

No, no, that's moldy bread. Stale bread is just bread that's just been out. And it's just like. It's just like the texture is not pleasant anymore.

Monet X Change (10:51)

It's hard. Too hard.

Bob the Drag Queen (10:52)

Yeah, but you. But there's no mold. I mean, there can't. There can more than likely. No, There can be mold on stale bread, but not all stale bread has mold on it. That's. Yeah.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (11:01)

Okay, so there are two separate cases of this cake thing happening. One happened in the US One happened in the uk the one in the US Was a man who owned a baking shop. The one in the UK was a woman.

Bob the Drag Queen (11:10)

I was wondering about the US One.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (11:12)

Mostly in both cases, they ruled in favor of the baking shop.

Bob the Drag Queen (11:15)

Yeah. I don't think that you should have to make the cake. Yeah. But I think. And I think that forcing them to make the cake would be a really slippery slope.

Monet X Change (11:24)

Yeah, for sure.

Bob the Drag Queen (11:25)

Then. Then you're forced to make mega clothes right now. They go to designers. You have to make my mega gown right now. You have to, you know, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Monet X Change (11:35)

Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree. Is it the.

Bob the Drag Queen (11:39)

But I feel like that was because the cake didn't go through. I don't know. Again, y', all, I might be wrong, but I feel like that's when, like, a lot of the, like, publicly bullying people just kind of lost its steam because, like, they got Larry Spencer to apologize, but now they're out here saying, like, crazy Stuff.

Monet X Change (11:59)

I think the K thing happened around Jacob. Correct me if I'm wrong, it happened during Trump's first presidency. Yeah. So, girl, I think ever since 2016, we have just been on a. On a downhill. Like, it's just. It just feels like. Because that side is so crazy and they're so gratuitous in the things that they say. It just feels like JD fans and people are literally on TV saying, like, Nazi slogans and things like that.

Bob the Drag Queen (12:25)

So when's the last time someone got in trouble for not being PC? Oh, Jimmy Kimmel.

Monet X Change (12:31)

Oh, yeah, Jimmy Kimmel. But it's flipped the other way.

Bob the Drag Queen (12:35)

So when's the last time, like, a conservative got in trouble for saying something? I think it was probably Dubai's presidency, maybe. Who's the woman that Atomic Blonde is about?

Monet X Change (12:43)

Atomic.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (12:44)

Megyn Kelly.

Bob the Drag Queen (12:45)

Megyn Kelly.

Monet X Change (12:46)

Atomic Blonde is a Charlize Theron.

Bob the Drag Queen (12:47)

No bomb. Bombshell Blonde.

Monet X Change (12:49)

Bombshell.

Bob the Drag Queen (12:49)

Oh, no, just Bombshell.

Monet X Change (12:51)

A Bombshell.

Bob the Drag Queen (12:53)

Megan Kelly. Megyn Kelly was defending blackface on her talk show. When was that? Megan Kelly, Blackface. I feel like that was one of the last times a conservative.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (13:12)

2018.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:13)

2018. I feel like that might have been the last time that I can remember a conservative getting in trouble for. And everyone, obviously, Megyn Kelly had garnered up a lot of sympathy because she was sexually abused in the workplace by Rob.

Monet X Change (13:29)

By Roger Ailes.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:30)

I came. Allegedly. Go watch it. Go watch.

Monet X Change (13:32)

Allegedly.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:33)

I mean, Blonde shell. What's the movie called?

Monet X Change (13:36)

Bombshell.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:36)

Go watch. She is.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (13:37)

Charlize Theron is in an action movie called Atomic.

Monet X Change (13:40)

Atomic Blonde.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:41)

And she's also in Bombshell. Yes, that's why.

Monet X Change (13:44)

So Charlize Throne, which is Atomic Blonde, is one of my favorite action spy movies. Have you ever seen it with Charlize?

Bob the Drag Queen (13:55)

Probably.

Monet X Change (13:56)

It's so fucking good. And I'm so mad they didn't make the part two.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:59)

So Charlize Theron is in both these movies as the lead role, and in Bombshell, she plays Megyn Kelly. And also. What's her name is in it?

Monet X Change (14:08)

Nicole Kidman.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:09)

I was gonna say the lesbian.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (14:10)

Kate McKinnon.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:11)

Kate McKinnon.

Monet X Change (14:12)

Oh, she plays one of the ladies.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:13)

Kate McKinnon is. She's a lady. Yes, in the movie.

Monet X Change (14:17)

No, same on the poster. There are three ladies.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (14:19)

No, Charlize Theron in the middle is Nicole Kidman and then Margot Robbins.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:25)

Oh, wait. Nicole Kidman is Megyn Kelly.

Monet X Change (14:27)

No, no, no, bitch.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (14:28)

Charlize is Nicole Kidman.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:30)

Well, then why is she in the middle?

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (14:31)

Nicole Kidman is Gretchen Carlson.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:32)

That's what I thought, well, why is she in the middle then?

Monet X Change (14:34)

Well, all three of them had a thing, and Nicole, Charlize is the Megan, but Charlize is the first one. Charlize, the first one. And then the lady in the middle. And who's the third lady?

Bob the Drag Queen (14:42)

Margot Robbie.

Monet X Change (14:43)

Mar. She looks so different on the poster. Look, y', all, look at the. Well, it's. It's here on the screen. The poster doesn't Mar.

Podcast Sponsor Voice (14:49)

Mar.

Monet X Change (14:49)

She looks like the lady from Scary Movie.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (14:52)

Anna Ferris.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:54)

Anna Ferris.

Monet X Change (14:55)

Anna Ferris. Oh, she mad. If you don't. If you. If you don't say, well, Anna and.

Bob the Drag Queen (14:58)

Anna, just not the same name. I don't know. She's mad, but there's. Not the same name.

Monet X Change (15:01)

But is her name Anna? Is it Anna?

Bob the Drag Queen (15:02)

I'm pretty sure her name is Anna Ferris and she's married to someone really hot.

Monet X Change (15:06)

Is she.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:06)

Did I make. No. Yes. Isn't she married to Justin Long? Did I make that up?

Monet X Change (15:10)

I don't know who the fuck Justin Long even is.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:12)

Justin Long?

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (15:13)

No, she's not.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:14)

No, she's married to someone famous.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (15:16)

She was married to Chris Pratt for a while, but.

Home Depot Advertiser (15:19)

No.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (15:19)

No, but they got divorced.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:20)

I know.

Monet X Change (15:21)

Because he's not hot.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:22)

No, because that was drama.

Monet X Change (15:24)

Because he's very religious.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:25)

No, girl, I. Allegedly. You don't know about Anna Faris and Chris Pratt's breakup?

Monet X Change (15:32)

No. What happened?

Bob the Drag Queen (15:33)

Girl, apparently Anna Faris held Chris Pratt down when he was, like, not that famous, not that cute. Not that this, that, the other. And then he got all she said.

Monet X Change (15:45)

She said, yes, broke boys. Yes, broke men, girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:48)

Because she was on a. She was motherfucking on a Paris. And he was just a guy from, like, Parks and Recs, whatever the show he's on.

Monet X Change (15:53)

Parks and Rec.

Bob the Drag Queen (15:54)

Next thing you know, he gets Guardians of the Galaxy. He's kind, he's fit, he's fine. He's rich.

Monet X Change (16:00)

He's not fine.

Bob the Drag Queen (16:02)

Okay, whatever. I'm not talking about. From my opinion, bitch. You know, I would never fucking fuck him. I would never. But then, girl, he leaves her after she held him down. And apparently it was not a friendly.

Monet X Change (16:17)

I mean, yeah, that sounds. Do they have kids together?

Bob the Drag Queen (16:20)

Yeah.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (16:20)

And so that was also the drama. He has a new wife, and I think he has a kid with her, too. And he made a Mother's Day post, but only did a Mother's Day post in dedication to his new wife.

Monet X Change (16:31)

Damn.

Bob the Drag Queen (16:32)

And he, like, pays Anna Faris dust, apparently. Anna Faris, we love you.

Monet X Change (16:36)

I love Anna Faris.

Bob the Drag Queen (16:37)

Shout out to Anna Faris, the gays love Anna Faris. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Monet X Change (16:40)

And you know, she's. She's. She's gonna be in the new scary movie. She's returning.

Bob the Drag Queen (16:44)

She's got to be.

Monet X Change (16:45)

Regina hall is returning.

Bob the Drag Queen (16:46)

Gotta be. I mean, I didn't. The Wayans.

Monet X Change (16:48)

The Wayans. I mean, I think they're so. The Wayans. They got the creative control back from the movie because they. They sold it after, I think the fourth one, but they bought it back. So it's going to be like a fully like Wayans Brothers production. Like they're producing it. So that's why. That's why I think they got the original cast on board. I mean, scary movie, it didn't age 100%. I watched it recently. It didn't age 100% well. But for the most part, I haven't.

Bob the Drag Queen (17:13)

Watched in a really long time.

Monet X Change (17:14)

Yeah, you know, there's some. Some little problematic things there, but for the most part, it is a great. It is still great. Great. It is so fucking funny.

Bob the Drag Queen (17:21)

Main things I remember from a scary movie were Anna Faris being blasted onto.

Monet X Change (17:28)

The ceiling with this come with the comedy.

Podcast Sponsor Voice (17:30)

I remember Regina.

Monet X Change (17:33)

Who'd you rap for? Who'd you. Rapper Kalissa Flaghart.

Bob the Drag Queen (17:35)

I remember Regina hall threatening to shit on the walls.

Monet X Change (17:39)

I' ma shit on these walls, Ray. I'm a fart in your mouth.

Bob the Drag Queen (17:42)

I'm trying to think. I also remember Regina hall being like.

Monet X Change (17:47)

I hope that she just mutilate her white ass and leave.

Bob the Drag Queen (17:49)

No, Regina Hall's best line is, Sandy needs his votes. She goes, oh, damn, this is some sc. Oh, I am scared. It's so good. What the. This is some scary shit. Oh, I am scared.

Monet X Change (18:10)

This is the first one when she's in movie theater with Ray.

Bob the Drag Queen (18:13)

Let's talk about it. I have to say we got a break though.

Monet X Change (18:16)

Let me say this first, bitch.

Bob the Drag Queen (18:20)

This is some scars.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (18:21)

Shit.

Bob the Drag Queen (18:22)

I am scared.

Monet X Change (18:23)

So we kind of talked about some pop culture and I want to address it after the ad break because we do have current events. That happens every Friday when we talk about current events. But for a long time I had said we do sibling pop culture Y and I think we should ask something.

Bob the Drag Queen (18:35)

Pop culture y is it events 3 pop culture y. No, because no, we do also, y'. All. We're doing it live today. So today is current Adventistry livery.

Monet X Change (18:49)

Let's take a break.

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Monet X Change (19:26)

All. A few years ago, I was in.

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Monet X Change (19:52)

And I wish. I wish there was something like Rula.

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Monet X Change (20:22)

All.

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Bob the Drag Queen (20:35)

Hello.

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Bob the Drag Queen (21:09)

So when we do it live, it's just live for our patrons? Fuck it.

Monet X Change (21:12)

We'll do it live.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:13)

We do it live just for our patrons.

Monet X Change (21:14)

Just for the patrons.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:15)

Current events, library.

Monet X Change (21:17)

Okay, Should I. Should we. Should we only do it live for the siblings?

Bob the Drag Queen (21:20)

Why don't we call our tour sibling livery?

Monet X Change (21:22)

I don't know. I. I suggested that. You said no.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:25)

That is not true.

Monet X Change (21:26)

I did as. Jacob.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:28)

Jacob. No. You're. You're trying to do A bit.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (21:31)

I feel like the consensus. I modeled the brand because we are sibling rivalry. So. Sibling rivalry.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:38)

It doesn't.

Monet X Change (21:38)

Rivalry. Libraries. Jacob. Jacob remembers.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:44)

Are you saying library or library? Livery.

Monet X Change (21:48)

Yeah, sibling rivalry.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:49)

Library.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (21:51)

It reads as libery.

Bob the Drag Queen (21:54)

Okay, this does sound familiar, but sibling rivalry. Livery is a really funny name for. What are we ever gonna do another tour?

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (22:00)

Livery spelled. Livery reads as livery, which is a special uniform word by a servant or official. So the naming of that.

Monet X Change (22:09)

We were in a livery during the river lease and wherever. Elaborate. We.

Bob the Drag Queen (22:13)

I would love to go on tour again, but, yo, I gotta be honest. If we go on tour again, it will not be how we did it last time.

Monet X Change (22:18)

No, we. It was a lot.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (22:22)

We.

Rula Therapy Advertiser (22:23)

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Monet X Change (22:23)

And also, we'd be much older if we do it again. And bitch, with the last one. I. My body. We would wake up the next day from tour after doing that show, and I would be. My body would be tired.

Bob the Drag Queen (22:33)

Not me, bitch.

Monet X Change (22:34)

Well, let me speak for me. I was feeling that I could easily do that again.

Bob the Drag Queen (22:38)

Easily? Girl, easily.

Monet X Change (22:40)

You need to get them knees replaced before you do that.

Bob the Drag Queen (22:43)

Easily.

Monet X Change (22:44)

Honey.

Bob the Drag Queen (22:44)

Just because your feet replace them and they're not still exploding.

Monet X Change (22:47)

They're not.

Bob the Drag Queen (22:47)

It's just. They're just detonating more slowly.

Monet X Change (22:50)

First of all, Jacob, actually, Jacob, can you pull this picture on the screen, please?

Bob the Drag Queen (22:54)

Also, can we talk about how in your. In your picture, your Halloween picture, when you. Your feet are black.

Monet X Change (23:04)

What Halloween picture, your feet look so big and you're. In my what? In your Troy Ann picture, your feet look so big. Please pull up that picture, please.

Bob the Drag Queen (23:16)

We need to promote this show we're doing. You and I have a. Oh, yes.

Monet X Change (23:20)

We're doing. For the Rhode Island Lil Roadie. Yeah, the Lil Roadie Laugh Riot. Bob and I are gonna be in Rhode Island Providence, Rhode island, on Thursday, March 26th at 7:30pm Y', all, this is gonna be a very fun show. You know, I love most times love being on the road with Bob. I thought the accent wasn't on my E. I was about to get mad. Are there little things that get you mad like that?

Bob the Drag Queen (23:43)

No, not like that. I mean, my name is also really easy to spell. And if you misspell my name, I'm not mad. I feel bad for you because every name, every word in my name is really easy to spell.

Monet X Change (23:55)

I sent it to you via.

Bob the Drag Queen (23:56)

I will say, though, I am not Bob the Drag Queen.

Monet X Change (24:00)

Bob the Drag Queen.

Bob the Drag Queen (24:01)

No, I.

Monet X Change (24:01)

So let's talk about exploding feet. Can we bring up this blue bitch?

Bob the Drag Queen (24:06)

It's on the Mr. Red Carpet myself. I know.

Monet X Change (24:09)

Because your foot. Your left foot is your exploding foot.

Bob the Drag Queen (24:11)

Not because my foot was exploding.

Monet X Change (24:12)

Yes, it is.

Bob the Drag Queen (24:13)

No, I'm. I'm so happy to bring up why. Because you crapped out. Why at the top. See, you crapped out. The reason why I took my shirt off. I took my shoe off because I was out of frame. My head was out of frame, and the guy was like, I cannot see. The camera doesn't go that high. So I took off my shoe so I could be the same height as him because my head was out of frame.

Monet X Change (24:34)

I don't believe it.

Bob the Drag Queen (24:35)

Y', all.

Monet X Change (24:35)

Y', all, it's exploding. For Bob is covering for his big, massive foot coming out of that black and white pump was not exploding. I look fucking great here.

Bob the Drag Queen (24:51)

I'm not saying you don't look great. No one is arguing about whether or not you look great.

Monet X Change (24:56)

I look great.

Bob the Drag Queen (24:56)

I'm just saying the Photoshopper could have done a little one, two on the feet is all I'm saying.

Monet X Change (25:04)

I look otherworldly.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:06)

Monet, we're all in agreement. You look great.

Monet X Change (25:09)

Agreement.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:10)

Agreements.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (25:11)

Do you think your.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:13)

Do you think your foot looks small?

Monet X Change (25:14)

It looks normal.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:15)

You're not asking my question. You think it looks like a. You think it looks like an average sized foot?

Monet X Change (25:19)

Yes. In contrast to my body? Yes.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:21)

I'm not asking you if it looks.

Monet X Change (25:22)

If this foot was on Jacob, I'd say this is crazy. On my body looks. It looks perfectly proportionate.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:27)

I think it looks big.

Monet X Change (25:28)

I don't think so. It looks not like your crunchy little exploding foot over there.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:32)

My foot is big, but I only took the shoe off because I was too tall.

Monet X Change (25:36)

I don't believe that. How do we know that's true?

Bob the Drag Queen (25:38)

Because I. You. You crop. First of all, I posted that picture.

Monet X Change (25:42)

We know because Budgie. But y'. All. So this. Bob posted because he thinks because he did. You look pretty. You didn't pose, so you overlooked the pretty to compensate for the exploding coat.

Bob the Drag Queen (25:51)

I did a thing online where I was like, give me compliments or something. I can't remember. And then someone mentioned something about something being taught. I can't remember. So Monet cropped out the part of the picture. You can see a little text bubble. Y' all see that text bubble at the top where Monet cut out the wording is because I was too tall. No, I had to. And I had to squash down not.

Monet X Change (26:13)

To fit your big ass foot in the things. That's why I had to. I had to crop it down. So you would fit in there with your foot.

Bob the Drag Queen (26:19)

What were you.

Monet X Change (26:21)

What the fuck is wrong with you? Y' all on the back of Episodes. You are short circuiting. What is wrong with you?

Bob the Drag Queen (26:26)

I burped. You just said that you.

Monet X Change (26:30)

What?

Bob the Drag Queen (26:31)

Before we were filming, you were talking to Nate and you were like, it took me 45 minutes to get from Midtown to JFK. Oh, yeah.

Monet X Change (26:38)

So I just said that's normal. No, two hours and 45 minutes.

Bob the Drag Queen (26:41)

Oh, I didn't hear the two hour part.

Monet X Change (26:42)

You had two hours and 45 minutes.

Bob the Drag Queen (26:44)

I was like, what are you complaining about? No, no, no.

Monet X Change (26:46)

2 hours and 45 minutes. And then I want to read this review from one of Bob's loving fans.

Bob the Drag Queen (26:51)

Hi, Bob.

Monet X Change (26:51)

Congrats on all your success. Thank you. I wish that was a good excuse for being rude to your fans. When you are paid to be on a drag cruise for five days and you were just hanging out, chatting up. Chatting up some of the twink crew boys on the ship, it seems like a fan who asked for a picture with you shouldn't cause you to roll your head and eyes and say, oh, my God, before agreeing and then paying you a compliment and getting a look away. Thank you. That was not sincere, but almost annoyed. People saw you and told me that you were rude. Yes, you are famous and yes, you are well known, but don't let the fame turn you into a jerk, even though you throw out an insincere thank you here and there. Maybe consult with a true diva like Shangela who is not only famous, but has not led fame to her into an ungrateful and overly ego inflated.

Bob the Drag Queen (27:43)

Overly ego inflated.

Monet X Change (27:45)

I don't know. Oh.

Bob the Drag Queen (27:46)

Oh, my God.

Monet X Change (27:47)

Would you like to apologize to this fan that you did this to?

Bob the Drag Queen (27:49)

No, I know who this is. And wait, Jacob. So I need my phone. Cause I need you to read. I need to read you my response.

Monet X Change (27:57)

To this because I. What happened was.

Bob the Drag Queen (27:59)

Oh, my God, this is so fucking funny. Ooh, I am sweating. We were on. We were on the cruise ship and I was talking to some people who worked on the cruise. We were, like, standing outside greeting people as they went into, I want to say Bianca show.

Monet X Change (28:15)

Maybe, like yawn and stuff.

Bob the Drag Queen (28:17)

No, it was. I can't remember. Ian.

Monet X Change (28:21)

Ian. Yeah.

Bob the Drag Queen (28:22)

And someone else.

Monet X Change (28:23)

Okay.

Bob the Drag Queen (28:24)

And we're just talking about crew stuff. I don't know. I would say I tell folks. I am. As a kid, I was the person who hung out with the cafeteria lady. And as an adult, I was the guy who hung out at the DJ booth. So if I'm somewhere. I'm going to be talking to the folks who work there because they're. They're prisoners and they can't leave. They have to be nice to you. So I'm going to go talk to the lunch lady, I want to talk to the dj, I'm going to talk to people who are going to cruise because they have to be nice and I want you to be nice to me. So I'm talking to these guys and then this guy comes up and he's being really timid. Really, he's like, bob, do you mind if I get a picture? And then I go, oh, my God. And I roll my eyes and I throw myself against the wall really big. To me it is so clear that I'm kidding. And then I said, no, I'm just joking, of course. And then we take a picture. He gives me a compliment, and then I say, oh, thank you. He gives another compliment, I say, thank you. And then we part our ways. And then I got this motherfucking dm. I was like. I was like, what? And then someone else was like, I saw Bob and I said thank you. I gave her a compliment. She just said, thank you and walked away. Now, I saw Bob, asked for a picture and then she. I gave her a compliment, she gave a half hearted thank you and then walked away. I was like, you asked me for a picture? I said, yes, you gave me a compliment, I said thank you. And then we went our separate ways. We didn't mean to suck your pussy.

Monet X Change (29:51)

Well, I will say this. I've done these cruises and I've had those experiences and I haven't had those resorts reviews. So I think we should have that person on the pod just.

Bob the Drag Queen (29:58)

And we should have. Everyone who complained about you at dragcon, you can't have that person just so.

Monet X Change (30:02)

They can talk about their experience.

Bob the Drag Queen (30:03)

So let me. So there was a Facebook group. So I went, you know me.

Monet X Change (30:08)

A Facebook group about what?

Bob the Drag Queen (30:09)

About this cruise.

Monet X Change (30:11)

Oh, so outside of the telegram, the telegram already exists.

Bob the Drag Queen (30:14)

So there's a whole Facebook group thread being like, what's Bob the Drag Queen rude to you?

Monet X Change (30:24)

A Facebook group about your rudeness?

Bob the Drag Queen (30:26)

No, I just want to ask the question, was Bob the Drag Queen rude to you?

Monet X Change (30:30)

Oh, you started a group.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (30:32)

No, it was a group from the crew started the group to coordinate crew's thing. So. And then there's a thread in the group bingo tonight. Here.

Monet X Change (30:39)

Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

Bob the Drag Queen (30:41)

And then there's a.

Monet X Change (30:42)

And then there's a bruise for Bob to be rude to you over here.

Bob the Drag Queen (30:45)

So then I. So this one guy being like, was.

Monet X Change (30:48)

Bob rude to you?

Bob the Drag Queen (30:49)

I'm not gonna say his name, but let's say his name is George Sippecupia. George Sippecupia. Okay. I said, george Sippecupia. Get off my fucking dick. Jesus fucking Christ. You have been going on for hours about a story that you completely made up. I never said, no, thank you and walked away from a picture with you. You lying sack of sh. Took tons of photos this week with dozens of people, and I was happy to do so. Then you made up a story about how I didn't take pictures of your friend's wedding when I fully did. There are still pictures of me. Of me at your friend's wedding online to this day, taking pictures with people. A lot of people had wonderful interaction with me this week. Every one of. Every one of them. Everyone that asked for a picture, I took it. Everyone that gave me a compliment, I said, thank you. What more do you want? I'm not Mickey Mouse roaming at Disney World. You're not a child, and I don't need to handle you with kid gloves. That was my response.

Monet X Change (31:51)

And how do you now.

Bob the Drag Queen (31:54)

I should have gone harder.

Monet X Change (31:56)

How do you feel about that response in context?

Bob the Drag Queen (31:59)

I held back.

Monet X Change (31:59)

Do you think there was a different way you could have handled it?

Bob the Drag Queen (32:01)

I. No, there's another way I could have.

Monet X Change (32:06)

So I think we should invite George to pick up your podcast.

Bob the Drag Queen (32:08)

And then George to pick up. You said, you are just so nasty and so rude. You're. My experience of you now, several times over the years, is punctuated perfectly by this nasty post. The funny thing is that you spent the last several hours telling everyone that agree with me off is pretty awful. Every other queen was perfectly lovely. You're the only. You're the one that continues to stand out. I'm glad some people have good experience with you. But from my responses, from the responses to my post, a large number of us were very disappointed. I honestly wish you the best. Public figures should never behave poorly. And then I responded and I said, I don't wish the best for you. I have no wishes for you. To be honest, I don't care what happens to you.

Monet X Change (32:58)

So, George, if you would like to come on the podcast and air out your grievances, send me a DM at Monet Xchange on Instagram and we will. Jacob is asking, and what's your part in this?

Bob the Drag Queen (33:12)

My part in this was. I think that. Okay, I'm gonna actually try to answer this away. Cause you never Answer the question. But I'm actually gonna answer the question. My part in this is I have a grumpy face. And I'm not always in a bad mood. But I will acknowledge that once someone asks me if I'm in a bad mood, when I'm not in a bad mood, it starts. So let's say I'm at like a seven. Like ten.

Monet X Change (33:40)

Being.

Bob the Drag Queen (33:40)

Feeling great.

Monet X Change (33:40)

One.

Bob the Drag Queen (33:41)

Being like, I'm angry if I'm at a seven and I'm like this. Someone goes, what's wrong with you? I go, oh, nothing. And they go, are you sure? I'm at a six now.

Monet X Change (33:50)

Wait, do you have to.

Bob the Drag Queen (33:51)

And they go, you seem upset. I'm at a five now. Right? And then they go, you can smile. I'm at a four now. So I could regulate myself. But the more they start, like, asking me to adjust my mood when I was already in a good mood.

Monet X Change (34:09)

Did he ask you if you're in a bad mood? No.

Bob the Drag Queen (34:11)

They'll be like. Like, this happens a lot, you know, there's almost every picture of me with someone where I'm posing. I don't smile in the pictures. This is my chippy. Childhood trauma chippy.

Monet X Change (34:24)

Remember getting a burp in my face?

Bob the Drag Queen (34:26)

The is wrong with you? I have gas from drinking. Well, stop drinking. It was lemonade. It was really good. So then I. So I look at so many pictures.

Monet X Change (34:35)

Of you smiling, though they're few and far apart.

Bob the Drag Queen (34:39)

Few. That's how to smile.

Monet X Change (34:40)

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Bob the Drag Queen (34:49)

On the planet earth.

Monet X Change (34:50)

Jesus fucking Christ.

Bob the Drag Queen (34:52)

I hooked up with both of them.

Monet X Change (34:53)

Right, for that picture in drag. In drag.

Bob the Drag Queen (34:55)

You took off one shoe.

Monet X Change (34:57)

Did you have fun? Did you like it?

Bob the Drag Queen (34:58)

The best day of my life. No, I did not. That would have been great, but I did not.

Monet X Change (35:01)

They're so hot.

Bob the Drag Queen (35:02)

Were you gonna take my scarf for sliding back?

Monet X Change (35:04)

No. Or jujubee? You want me to regulate your fucking wig, too?

Bob the Drag Queen (35:08)

Anyway, so I don't smile a lot in the pictures because I just like the way I look when I'm serving. And I haven't had smile on the pictures since I was in third grade. Well, I mean, I go like a. But typically, most pictures of me with a person is me doing this.

Monet X Change (35:23)

Or I would say, I serve too. I really smile. And they always say, why don't you smile?

Bob the Drag Queen (35:30)

I was like, so I've gone down. So I was a seven. Why don't you smile? I'm now a six, actually. Why don't you smile. I'm now a five. That would knock me down two numbers. And then after a few of those, I've fully crossed over. I have this other interaction. I don't know how to deal with this. How should I deal with this?

Monet X Change (35:53)

Tell me. Well, actually, you know what? Let's take a little break, okay? I'm gonna research some topics for our sibling Current Adventary.

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Monet X Change (36:02)

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Bob the Drag Queen (36:04)

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Monet X Change (41:03)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:07)

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Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (41:18)

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Monet X Change (41:19)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:20)

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Monet X Change (41:23)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:26)

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Monet X Change (41:27)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:28)

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Monet X Change (41:30)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:31)

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Monet X Change (41:33)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:34)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:35)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:38)

So when is it gonna happen?

Monet X Change (41:39)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:44)

But make it happen, though. You have more power than I do. I'm just a fan, and I really want a season three.

Monet X Change (41:49)

What do you want? Do you want a picture or not?

Bob the Drag Queen (41:51)

No, I don't want a picture. I want a season three of Dungeons Drag Queens.

Monet X Change (41:54)

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Bob the Drag Queen (41:58)

Is that how you think I act?

Monet X Change (42:00)

Yes.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:00)

You think that's how I would behave? Jayla, was that accurate?

Monet X Change (42:04)

It was more accurate than not.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:08)

First of all, I would never say, do you want a picture or not? Okay, I. I'll give you the real thing. The real thing.

Monet X Change (42:13)

Hi, Bob.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:14)

Oh, hey. Hi. What?

Monet X Change (42:24)

Oh, hey. How are you doing? I'm.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:29)

I'm in a pretty good mood, actually. Yeah. Are you yeah, this is a fun party. Okay.

Monet X Change (42:32)

I have to tell you, I really want Desert and Drag Queen, season three.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:35)

Oh, yeah, me too. That'd be actually really fun.

Monet X Change (42:36)

Then make it happen, girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:38)

You know what? If I could make it happen, I promise you, you can make it happen.

Monet X Change (42:42)

You're one of the stars of the show.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:43)

That is true. I probably have a little more sway than you, but I don't think I have.

Monet X Change (42:47)

You don't fucking want it. You don't want it to fucking happen.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:49)

But I don't have enough sway, though, Bob. Make it happen.

Monet X Change (42:53)

We want it. It's the thing that we want for the show to be.

Bob the Drag Queen (42:56)

I know, I know. I want it to happen, too, but I just don't have the power to make it happen. But I think if you reach out to, like, Brendan Lee Mulligan and people that dropout and you at them on Instagram and Twitter and X.

Monet X Change (43:09)

All right, whatever. You stop talking. Let's do a picture.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:12)

Okay. That was crazy.

Monet X Change (43:14)

It was crazy. Stop talking.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:15)

It was crazy. We'll do a picture, though.

Monet X Change (43:17)

You ready? Okay. Are we smiling?

Bob the Drag Queen (43:20)

I'm serving.

Monet X Change (43:21)

No, we're smiling, girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:22)

Okay. Yeah. Smile. Go ahead. We ready?

Monet X Change (43:24)

Okay.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:24)

One, two, three.

Monet X Change (43:26)

You didn't smile.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:27)

No, I did. Look at the picture. I gotta go.

Monet X Change (43:29)

Bye, Jacob.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:30)

Let's go. Wait, you're telling Jacob?

Monet X Change (43:33)

Yes.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:35)

The fit man. I read someone on the on the cruise who's really sweet and fine as.

Monet X Change (43:41)

Do I know him?

Bob the Drag Queen (43:42)

No, I didn't know. I, I, no.

Monet X Change (43:44)

Did you end up on Honey on any sex parties? I, I, I, I fell into one.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:47)

This was not a, this was not a gay cruise.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (43:49)

So you fell into one?

Monet X Change (43:50)

Yes, I fell into a sex party on the gay cruise. I didn't know.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (43:55)

Like, you tripped and you just be.

Bob the Drag Queen (43:57)

A funny tik tok. You tripping and you keep stumbling and stumbling, and then you stumble through a door, and then you stumble down a hallway and then you stumble into an elevator. You're stumbling and then the elevator opens and you stumble. Then you just land at a sex party.

Monet X Change (44:07)

It's funny.

Bob the Drag Queen (44:09)

This guy, he was so fine. Rob can tell you he was hot. Anyway, he came up to me on the cruise and he was like, we want the crossover with the Read.

Monet X Change (44:20)

Oh, yeah. The Reed with Crystal and Kid Fury.

Bob the Drag Queen (44:24)

Yeah, I was like, I was like, oh, that'd be amazing. I said, I don't, I don't. But, you know, we usually film in person and Crystal doesn't live in la. He's like, I know, but make it happen. And I was like, Okay, I would love. Love that. I said, but, you know, I have had Kid Fury on my page before, so I have. I do have stuff with Kid Fury. You can go check out the. He's like, I know, but the black man's one. I said, I know. I know.

Monet X Change (44:47)

You're like, I'm a black fan, and I want to do.

Bob the Drag Queen (44:48)

I know. I said, but I also. But I. But I am creating content with. With Kid Fury. But I don't. 1. I don't know Crystal. I've never met Crystal in my life. I've met Kid Fury. We're friends. And I did make content. Like, we did a whole episode about why black people hate musicals. And Kid Fury was on there. He's like, yeah, but that's not what I'm asking. And I was like, baby, I can't make it happen. Like, I would. This is the scenario I was giving. It was basically this. And I kept being like, I. I would love to make it happen. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I said, maybe we could fly Crystal out. But then it gets really expensive, you know?

Monet X Change (45:28)

So how do you so. So in those situations, after, like, the fourth thing, I'm like, my. How I move away from it. I'm like, all right, girl, I've already answered things. I can't make it happen. I have to go this way. And I'll. Because then it will. Because I think it's also the engagement of just interacting with you is also fun for them. And also, I've exhausted every answer I can give. I can give you.

Bob the Drag Queen (45:46)

I'm not gonna lie. I entertained it because. For longer. Because he was hot.

Monet X Change (45:49)

Oh, okay.

Bob the Drag Queen (45:51)

I gave him an extra 2.

Monet X Change (45:52)

Like, on a scale of 1 to.

Bob the Drag Queen (45:53)

10, I'm gonna say this guy, he's probably. Because he's a patron.

Monet X Change (45:59)

Oh, okay. What does he look like? Can you describe him?

Bob the Drag Queen (46:00)

He is probably 6 foot 5, 6.

Monet X Change (46:07)

Very in. I am very in.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:10)

He didn't have locks, but he had. Not, like, the old school lock. He had, like, locks that you could comb out and they would like, like day. Day doesn't have old school locks.

Monet X Change (46:23)

Oh.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:24)

Like some people have locks. Like, this is. These are locks. They'll never come in enough. Like Bob Marley. Yeah. But Day could come in with an afro tomorrow.

Monet X Change (46:31)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got it.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:32)

So he had, like, those kind of locks.

Monet X Change (46:33)

Long or short?

Bob the Drag Queen (46:35)

About here.

Monet X Change (46:36)

Okay, I'm in.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:37)

I'm in.

Monet X Change (46:37)

Very in.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:38)

He was. He was pretty thin.

Monet X Change (46:41)

Like, on a scale of.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:44)

Of Taylor. Taylor A little thicker than Taylor.

Monet X Change (46:47)

Okay, I'm in.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:48)

Would you say, Rob.

Monet X Change (46:50)

We got the door closed.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:51)

Yeah. A little thicker than Taylor. Like, maybe if Taylor had some muscles in a booty, but not like a lot of muscles. The guy. Yeah. If Taylor had, like, muscles in a booty. And he was. I mean, like me and. Me and Nate's complexion, I'm in.

Monet X Change (47:11)

You have a picture of him?

Bob the Drag Queen (47:12)

No.

Monet X Change (47:12)

You know his Instagram?

Bob the Drag Queen (47:13)

No.

Monet X Change (47:13)

And he's a patron.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:15)

Yes.

Monet X Change (47:15)

A sibling or a cousin. That's gonna be a lot.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:17)

I think he's one of the up ones. He's either a. He's either a sibling or above.

Podcast Sponsor Voice (47:22)

Wow.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:22)

Yeah. But just so you know. No, we did not. I didn't hook up at all on the cruise.

Monet X Change (47:28)

Really?

Bob the Drag Queen (47:29)

No, I don't really do. I don't test well on the cruises. I do not.

Monet X Change (47:32)

What it is. I think because. Because I know you said it earlier, but you on. On a gay cruise, a drag queen. You are. You are kind of like Mickey Mouse at Disneyland.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:40)

You were fucking your nuts off of the cruise.

Monet X Change (47:42)

I was not fucking my nuts off.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:43)

You tripped and landed. You did fuck your nuts off.

Monet X Change (47:46)

I mean, I went to a sex party. I mean, I was fucking my nuts off.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:48)

Monet. You fucked your nuts off. You came back. Am I not. Am I expelling your tea right now?

Monet X Change (47:53)

What?

Bob the Drag Queen (47:54)

I'm like, giving your tea. Oh, sorry.

Monet X Change (47:55)

No, no, no, you can't.

Bob the Drag Queen (47:57)

You fucked your nuts off.

Monet X Change (47:59)

What does that mean, fuck my nuts off?

Bob the Drag Queen (48:00)

You were like, I got my life. And I was like, doing my little. My little party favors and my nuts off. You went to the. You went to the. To the Dick Dag.

Monet X Change (48:06)

Dick Dag. Yeah, I was, but I.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:08)

You went to a sex party and you had.

Monet X Change (48:09)

Those are two different cruises. It was.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:12)

And you had private rendezvous.

Monet X Change (48:14)

I had a private rendev or two. That's not my nuts off. If my nuts off and be like, I am there.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:18)

It's money. It's like five days.

Monet X Change (48:21)

That was 10 days. If I was at home and I had sex five times in 10 days, I'm not my nuts off.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:26)

If it's with five different people, you're your nuts off. No, if you are having. Having sex five times in 10 days with one person, that is not your nuts off. If you have in 10 days, five hookups with five different people, you are your nuts off.

Monet X Change (48:41)

I disagree. To straight people.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:43)

No. That's not the same thing. It's not about it being.

Monet X Change (48:46)

It is. I think so. We have friends who.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:50)

Hi, I'm friends. No, no, no, I. My nuts off.

Monet X Change (48:53)

No, we have friends who will sit in the apartment and get like seven in a day. That, to me, that's your nuts off.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:58)

Five people, we need to ask the room, five people over 10 days, is your nuts off? Yeah. I wouldn't say, oh, thank you.

Monet X Change (49:08)

Yeah, I don't think so. You're in the minority here, babe. Just like you and your water Oreos. Soggy Oreos.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:13)

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Monet X Change (49:14)

Soggy, soggy Oreo. Soggy Oreos.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:15)

No, you were in the minority. Everyone was like, no, we want them crunchy. No, everyone's like, we don't want them crunchy. Most people on the Patreon, we're saying they didn't want them crunchy.

Monet X Change (49:23)

I know I'm a fucking minority.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:25)

Don't listen to me double.

Monet X Change (49:27)

So most of the room said, no, that's not fucking your nuts off.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:30)

I feel like that's fucking your nuts off.

Monet X Change (49:32)

It's not.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:33)

That's five different people.

Monet X Change (49:36)

Okay. To a straight CIS woman, like.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:39)

Yeah.

Monet X Change (49:40)

To a lesbian, that is crazy.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:41)

Okay, so what's fucking your. When does fucking your nuts off begin?

Monet X Change (49:44)

I think fucking your nuts off would be in 10 days. If I had. If I had 10 in 10 days, that's fuck your nuts off.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:50)

So you have to have one a day for 10 days straight to fuck your nuts off?

Monet X Change (49:53)

I think so.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:56)

I mean, I agree. 10 and 10 is definitely fucking your nuts off. Yeah, for sure.

Monet X Change (50:00)

But. But 5 and 10 is not. That's like a sex every other day.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:05)

With a different person.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (50:07)

Yeah, but Andy was on these cruises too, right? Okay, so are you counting Andy in this?

Monet X Change (50:15)

Yeah, that. He was one of them.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:18)

So these. Okay, well, you made it sound. I guess maybe you did more party favors than you did your nuts off.

Monet X Change (50:23)

Well, on this cruise, I didn't. I, I. This sex party wasn't this cruise. The sex party was the February cruise. I went on. I went on this one. I just. I just.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:31)

So how much sex did you have out of 10 days? How many people was it? We're gonna find out if you your.

Monet X Change (50:35)

Life off in 10 days.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:38)

How many were at the party?

Monet X Change (50:39)

Huh?

Bob the Drag Queen (50:40)

How many were at the party? But I didn't. I didn't fuck people at the party. How many were at the party? The party?

Monet X Change (50:44)

I looked up with maybe two.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:45)

How many were.

Monet X Change (50:46)

There were several parties. So, like, there's. There's a party a day on the boat?

Bob the Drag Queen (50:52)

No, the sex parties. Morning. They're not all sex parties.

Monet X Change (50:54)

The sex party I hooked up with.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:56)

How.

Monet X Change (50:56)

You're right. I did go to a sex party.

Bob the Drag Queen (50:58)

About that. How many were at the party? You keep avoiding that question.

Monet X Change (51:02)

At the party. Like, just people in general.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:04)

At the sex party, it was about.

Monet X Change (51:09)

25.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:10)

They're all in your number.

Monet X Change (51:11)

No, they're not.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:12)

Because if I'm sucking him and then. Then I suck. He sucked you to.

Monet X Change (51:17)

There's no way to get.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:18)

There's no way to do the transitive property. He sucked you.

Monet X Change (51:22)

I will say. Can I tell you a thing about. I don't know if there should be a patient. No, I'll tell you on the thing. So we're at the sex party.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:28)

There's nothing in here.

Podcast Sponsor Voice (51:28)

I just.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:33)

Nothing left.

Monet X Change (51:34)

At this sex party. And then talking to this guy or whatever, and he wants me to top him. Top this guy. He was not ready to be topped and I pulled out.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:45)

Or you were not ready for what he gave.

Monet X Change (51:47)

Honey, I pulled out a Hershey's.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:50)

You weren't ready to. You weren't ready to lay down with an artist.

Monet X Change (51:53)

I pulled out a Snickers bar.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:55)

Honey, honey, he's an artist. He's a painter.

Monet X Change (51:57)

Fuck him. Monet. I was Picasso. Exchange.

Bob the Drag Queen (51:59)

Honey, honey, pollock.

Monet X Change (52:01)

So I pull out and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so annoyed by this. So I go into the bathroom.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:07)

That's not the right response.

Monet X Change (52:08)

I was annoyed by it.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:09)

You said that.

Monet X Change (52:10)

No, I didn't say that.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:11)

Oh, you were like that.

Monet X Change (52:11)

Yeah, I pulled out. I was like, I go to the bathroom. V line to the bathroom.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:16)

Is this on the boat?

Monet X Change (52:17)

On the boat. Go into the bath. This is someone's suite. Go to.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:20)

Go to rich person.

Monet X Change (52:22)

Hello. Go into the bathroom. And then. Well, I'm trying to go to the bathroom.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:27)

The light is.

Monet X Change (52:27)

I can see someone. The light is on. So I just knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. And I was like, hey, what if I can get into the person? Like, yeah, I'm just cleaning myself off. I was like, can I come in?

Bob the Drag Queen (52:35)

I'm just watching shit off my dick from the guy swabbing someone else.

Monet X Change (52:39)

So then I go in there, and he's in the sink washing himself off. I'm washing myself off, and he just looks at me and goes, I can't believe I wash my dick off next to Monet. Exchange. On the boat.

Bob the Drag Queen (52:49)

I was like, here we are, girl. I thought that you were gonna say that. You got in there. And he was like, steve, let me guess. Your top Steve. Let me guess. You top Steve. Great.

Monet X Change (53:05)

I'm watching my dickel next to a neck exchange on a boat.

Bob the Drag Queen (53:08)

See, I Can't. It was British. Yeah, see, that's why I can't. That's. You know, Layla McQueen told a story about how she was getting railed at a party one time. Oh, my God. Kathy watches this. Kathy, stop watching. And she looks up and this guy is like, you were robbed on Drag Race.

Monet X Change (53:31)

Well, that guy's a liar.

Bob the Drag Queen (53:35)

Like, that's so. I can't. Like, I have friends who are famous who go to sex parties.

Monet X Change (53:40)

Same. Well, I don't know. You know, we should. We definitely should.

Bob the Drag Queen (53:43)

I'm not saying they're business, but.

Monet X Change (53:44)

I know, but offline. I wanna ask you something, but.

Bob the Drag Queen (53:46)

Hey there. Dang. But then I think, did you go to a celebrity text party?

Monet X Change (53:53)

I think the ones I've heard of, it's like people of a similar. There are some people who aren't celebrities, but the other celebrities who are there are of a similar ilk. Ilk. Yes.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:03)

You ever heard a sex worker before?

Monet X Change (54:05)

No. I would, though.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:06)

I have.

Monet X Change (54:07)

Twice.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:08)

But one time I won't. But I. One time. Well, I guess one guy wasn't really sex where he was just giving. I guess, I mean, a dirty massage. I guess it's kind of sex work.

Monet X Change (54:15)

Oh, yeah, yeah, Is.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:16)

But I told you what he said.

Monet X Change (54:18)

Yeah, about your feet.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:19)

Yeah. I don't know if I've mentioned the pod before, probably, but I. It was during COVID and this hot guy who lived in my neighborhood who had a really legit massage parlor in his home. Like a legit. Like all the. The rock salt. Rock lamp.

Monet X Change (54:34)

Salt lamp, whatever it is. Yeah.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:35)

The table with a hole. And he was hot and he gave a good massage. I was like, this is a win, win. And it was the same rate, maybe a little more expensive than a regular massage.

Monet X Change (54:43)

Got it.

Bob the Drag Queen (54:43)

I was like, this is great. This is going to be fantastic. So he's massaging me and then I'm on the table and then he goes. And then I just said, do you. Do you do feet? Like, will you massage my feet? And he. I'm face down, butt naked, as vulnerable as you can be. He. I hear him go. He takes stuff back, looks at my feet, pauses, and just goes, no. And then he goes back to massaging. Now, if he would have said no off rip. Like, as a rule, I don't do feet.

Monet X Change (55:18)

Do you do feet?

Bob the Drag Queen (55:19)

No.

Monet X Change (55:20)

But he has to examine first.

Bob the Drag Queen (55:22)

He has said situation and was like, hell, no to the no, no, no. So he does do feet.

Monet X Change (55:30)

I don't do your feet.

Bob the Drag Queen (55:31)

He didn't want to do my feet. So that Was my. That was my first ever sex worker experience.

Monet X Change (55:38)

Got it.

Bob the Drag Queen (55:38)

But for the rest, he was. He was quite lovely.

Monet X Change (55:40)

Yeah, I would. I would hire a sex worker. I haven't, but I totally would. Totally.

Bob the Drag Queen (55:44)

What are you looking for in a sex worker?

Monet X Change (55:48)

I think the regular things I look for. A hookup, high school, have height.

Bob the Drag Queen (55:52)

I love that you're Latoya Jackson era. Heith. That's all you are. Heith.

Monet X Change (55:58)

So if y' all don't know, Latoya Jackson did celebrity Apprentices with Nene Leakes, and then she would pronounce the word height as heith.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:05)

That's all you are. Heith.

Monet X Change (56:09)

I'm tall.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:10)

How much of that quote. How much of that episode do you know by heart?

Monet X Change (56:13)

I know so much of that episode.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:14)

But I want to go back.

Monet X Change (56:15)

I didn't watch a whole season. I just know the parts that got famous when it got like.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:18)

I think I never. I didn't want. My mother used to be upset. She asked my mom for baby today.

Monet X Change (56:22)

Oh, yeah. Happy belated birthday, Ms. Mar.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:24)

My mother's favorite show was the Apprentice, actually.

Monet X Change (56:26)

Oh, really?

Bob the Drag Queen (56:27)

Yeah, that was her favorite show. She loved that show.

Monet X Change (56:28)

I didn't really watch. I. I just know the clips that. That went. That would go viral from it.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:32)

But yeah, I mean, obviously, the ones that I remember the most are just almost exclusively all Nene Leaks giving Star Jones the business. And she says hi, because there's a. There's a clip of Nene Leaks. Can you look it up and put on the screen standing directly over Star Jones. And I do not know how short Star Jones is, but Nene Le Leaks looks like she is 6 foot 4.

Monet X Change (56:57)

I have to say I met.

Bob the Drag Queen (56:58)

Has to be 4ft tall.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (56:59)

You know anything else about this clip or what?

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (57:01)

What?

Bob the Drag Queen (57:01)

It's from Nene Leaks versus Star Nene Leaks versus Star Jones second. Yeah.

Monet X Change (57:07)

Oh, we don't say anything. It just has your screen.

Bob the Drag Queen (57:09)

Yeah. But if you. If you type in vs star Jones apprentice that it should.

Monet X Change (57:13)

There's several of them.

Bob the Drag Queen (57:15)

You don't need the audio. I just want the audience to see the height. The height difference. The height difference between Nene Leakes and Star Jones.

Monet X Change (57:22)

Well, I will say the. I will say we met. I mean, I don't know if you did. I met Nene leakes at the Mr. Event.

Bob the Drag Queen (57:27)

I saw her there, but she was.

Monet X Change (57:28)

Sitting, and I went to go hug her to say hi, and she stood up. And this is also my second time meeting her, though. And Nini Leakes and I were the same.

Bob the Drag Queen (57:34)

Cause you won The Nene Leakes impersonation.

Monet X Change (57:36)

Conference on Watch what Happens Live in 2015. And we. I was in heels and she was in heels and we were comparable heights. Maybe she was maybe like. I don't know how high her heels were, but she was maybe like an inch. What is happening? She may be like an inch shorter than that.

Bob the Drag Queen (57:49)

Something weird just here know.

Monet X Change (57:51)

Oh, she me like an in. Shorter to me.

Bob the Drag Queen (57:53)

I was at a party and me and Taylor Swift were looking eye to eye. Was she in heels and so was I.

Monet X Change (57:58)

But. But you were in your boy like a boy. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:02)

I was wearing like a. Like a one and a half inch Cuban.

Monet X Change (58:06)

I don't know what the hell a Cuban means.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:08)

It's just like a. A Cuban hill.

Monet X Change (58:09)

Like a.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:09)

Like a thick heel.

Monet X Change (58:11)

Thank you. But, but like a cowboy boot.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:13)

No, it kind of a Cuban hill kind of curves some so the back of the heel kind of goes toward the toe.

Monet X Change (58:20)

A Cuban.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:21)

That's a Cuban hill, right? Ain't you a fucking fashion girly?

Monet X Change (58:28)

I think you made that up.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:30)

Are you not able to find the Nene links thing?

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (58:32)

It's not. My computer's not connecting to it.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:34)

Got it there.

Monet X Change (58:35)

That's not what I have pulled up on my computer.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:37)

Got it. Okay, understood.

Monet X Change (58:38)

A Cuban heel.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:39)

Yeah. The back of the heel curves in slightly.

Jacob (Producer/Assistant) (58:45)

A Cuban.

Monet X Change (58:46)

Yeah, I guess a Cuban heel has a straight. Has straighter sides and subtle tapering and is a classic heel shape from around the turn of the 20th century. So think. Think of like I'm in love. Berries and creams. Those kind of heels.

Bob the Drag Queen (58:59)

I mean, kind of. But anyway, I was wearing a Cuban and she was in the Paris Letos and we were looking into each other's eyes, like gazing directly. It was. I was like this. This woman is tall.

Monet X Change (59:12)

Malia Obama and I did an event together.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:15)

She tall than you?

Monet X Change (59:15)

She was towering me.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:16)

Yeah, she's six one.

Monet X Change (59:17)

Yeah, you did think with Malia Obama.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:20)

What'd you do?

Monet X Change (59:21)

We did this show together.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:25)

Then you.

Monet X Change (59:26)

Get to ask me questions.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:28)

Well then why did you mention it if you're not allowed to talk about it?

Monet X Change (59:30)

No, no, I can't. I made it up. And you guys start asking me questions and like again, this is about Monet. What event was that? This.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:37)

Well, I, I. Well I ask follow up questions. I know you don't ask any follow up questions.

Monet X Change (59:42)

Okay, great.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:44)

But also you will accept any answer too.

Monet X Change (59:47)

It's not true.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:47)

Yes you will. Especially about dicks.

Monet X Change (59:50)

What do you mean about dick? You don't accept any overly critical about this.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:53)

No, you're not.

Monet X Change (59:53)

I am because.

Bob the Drag Queen (59:54)

No, but you. Like, like, for example, was this dick great? And I'm like, yeah. And you're like, good. That's all you need to know.

Monet X Change (59:59)

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I don't care about.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:00)

Yeah, see you. I need details.

Monet X Change (60:03)

Why? I'm not going to get it.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:04)

Or I'm like. I'm like, I saw a guy. Was he hot? Yes. And you be like, describe. I could be, like, tall and black. And you're like, good enough. I'm like, no.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (60:11)

Yes.

Monet X Change (60:13)

That's all I care. You've named the things I care about.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:15)

I'm like, okay. How much hair? Was there a beard? How is he dressed? What is his body like? Can I get.

Monet X Change (60:24)

I've done. Bob, I've told you this. If you are. If you hit me with a 6. 6. 5, 6, 6. That is 80% of the game for me. I'm in.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:32)

Do you want to be six five or six six?

Monet X Change (60:33)

No.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:34)

No.

Monet X Change (60:34)

Oh, I wish I was shorter. I wish I was five' nine. Why? I don't know. I just feel like five nine, like a certain dude. Why?

Bob the Drag Queen (60:43)

You always do your little three quarters.

Monet X Change (60:44)

Then I say 5'10 and 3/4.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:46)

You always throwing 3/4 on.

Monet X Change (60:47)

I'm really 5'11.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:49)

You're not 5'11.

Monet X Change (60:50)

I am 5'11.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:51)

You're not five'11.

Monet X Change (60:51)

I am five'11.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:52)

You're not five've11.

Monet X Change (60:53)

Do we need. Is this anything you can do? Do we need to get a measurement? I am five' eleven. I literally just left my. My doctor's office two weeks ago.

Bob the Drag Queen (60:58)

All right, we're getting a measurement tape. Kane's already on it. You're not 5'11.

Monet X Change (61:01)

I am 5'11. You're not 5'11. What am I, 5'10?

Bob the Drag Queen (61:03)

10.

Monet X Change (61:04)

I'm 5'11. Girl.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:05)

I think you're either 5'10 or 3/4. You're closer to 5'10. You are to 5'11.

Monet X Change (61:08)

No.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:09)

Yes.

Monet X Change (61:10)

No. Also, measuring tip can. Cannot acc accurate.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:12)

No, no, no.

Monet X Change (61:13)

Don't back b. I'm saying it's not. You need.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:15)

You need that thingy.

Monet X Change (61:15)

Step on the doctor.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:16)

Don't back it up. Don't try to back it up now.

Monet X Change (61:20)

Okay, we can't even do. The camera's not even gonna catch us.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:22)

We can cut to it. Stand up. Stand your ass up. Take your shoe off. Nice try, queer. Put this under your toe.

Monet X Change (61:35)

Hey, you know, you should have in the back. My heel.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:37)

It won't stand on your heel.

Monet X Change (61:38)

Let me see it. I have Nice feet. I can do it.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:40)

You know how that works. Put on your toe.

Monet X Change (61:45)

I don't think this is going to be accurate. What is it? I. Sure. Taylor, can you.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:54)

Can you.

Monet X Change (61:54)

Can we. Can. Can you verify, please, Please.

Bob the Drag Queen (61:58)

If this.

Monet X Change (61:58)

If it's right here. This is.

Bob the Drag Queen (62:02)

What is it, Taylor? 510 and 3 quarters.

Monet X Change (62:05)

No, stop. Don't be. Don't be smushing my head.

Bob the Drag Queen (62:11)

It's coming in at. Yeah.

Monet X Change (62:15)

510 and 3, 3, 4. So I'm closer to 511 than 510.

Bob the Drag Queen (62:18)

No, I. I didn't. But I did say you're not five one. And you knew you weren't five' eleven before you made us get up and do this whole circus. Before you made. Before you. We wasted resources. We've wasted resources trying to prove this to you. And you knew the answer the whole time. And I think that's shady. If you want my honest opinion, Val.

Monet X Change (62:41)

There are a lot of shady things about you that I forgive and forget daily. Have you ever had a pair of Jordans?

Bob the Drag Queen (62:47)

Never. Not once.

Monet X Change (62:47)

Like, you never like you were never. Like. Jordans were never like a thing thing?

Bob the Drag Queen (62:50)

No. When I. I mean, no. Jordans have been a thing in my life, but I never wanted Jordans. I used to want Sacconis. I used to be a really big into felas. Felas.

Monet X Change (63:01)

Why you say felas?

Bob the Drag Queen (63:02)

Does not say felas.

Monet X Change (63:03)

Yeah, you just said felas.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:05)

But we said felas. When I was a kid, though, you.

Monet X Change (63:08)

Just said three different words.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:09)

Like what? No, I think I just haven't said feliz in so long. But as a kid, we said felas. Yeah, I said filas. We're the only ones that say adidas, by the way.

Monet X Change (63:18)

What do you mean we? Who's we?

Bob the Drag Queen (63:19)

Americans.

Monet X Change (63:20)

Everyone says Adidas. No, everyone else in the world, they say Adidas. In the Caribbean.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:26)

Adidas.

Monet X Change (63:28)

No, they say Adidas.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:29)

Call someone Caribbean.

Monet X Change (63:30)

Who do you ever call Caribbean?

Bob the Drag Queen (63:32)

You don't. You can't think of a single Caribbean person.

Monet X Change (63:34)

Should I call Amanda Steeles?

Bob the Drag Queen (63:36)

No. Call one of your aunts a Caribbean with a Caribbean accent. They say. They say adidas.

Monet X Change (63:43)

Let me call my grandmother.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:45)

Did she wear adidas?

Monet X Change (63:48)

She has said the word. My grandma's older than you. She said the word ideas. In her life before. Was she in the fashion that's particularly.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:55)

So how are you going to coach her into saying it?

Monet X Change (63:57)

Don't worry. She's. Oh, I'm calling it home. She's like, what's today?

Bob the Drag Queen (64:01)

It's Friday. Oh, all day? The whole day.

Monet X Change (64:05)

You love saying that. That's your little bit. You love saying that.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:09)

Bob has his little canvas.

Monet X Change (64:10)

He loves saying. That's what she answers. I can call my mom. She's home. She ain't doing nothing.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:20)

That's so rude.

Monet X Change (64:21)

She is home. She's retired.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:22)

You don't know if she's doing anything.

Monet X Change (64:23)

She's not. I promise you.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:24)

If I call my.

Monet X Change (64:25)

Let me call my mom.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:25)

You don't know how much you want.

Monet X Change (64:27)

To bet that my mom is. I will call her. She's going to be home.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:29)

I'm saying it might be true, but the way you said it sounded rude.

Monet X Change (64:31)

How is it rude?

Bob the Drag Queen (64:32)

She ain't doing nothing. She's just sitting there. Okay, Jackie, I love you.

Monet X Change (64:38)

You're adding a whole bunch of stuff.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:39)

To all of that. Does Jackie watch? Jackie doesn't watch that.

Monet X Change (64:41)

She does not watch. I don't think my mom even knows how to get the show. She's like, how you put on the YouTube.

Bob the Drag Queen (64:49)

Why is she Southern? How you put on YouTube. Mummy. When it goes. Mummy. Mummy is so funny to me because she's busy.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (65:00)

Hey, darling.

Monet X Change (65:00)

Hi, Mommy. How are you?

Bob the Drag Queen (65:01)

Hello.

Monet X Change (65:02)

Yes, I'm fine.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (65:03)

How are you?

Monet X Change (65:04)

Good. Just so you know, you're. You're. You're on the podcast. A lot of people can hear you right now. Okay. You're on the podcast right now. I. I just want to ask you a quick question, then I'll call you later, okay? Okay. How do you call. How do you call. How do you pronounce the name of the. The. The shoe company that make the shoes in the 80s that starts with an 8?

Bob the Drag Queen (65:27)

Hey, run DMC.

Monet X Change (65:29)

Sw. She don't run DMC. Hold on. I'm not sharing your place because of where I am. One second.

Bob the Drag Queen (65:35)

Tell her. Go by her cell phone tower. Tell her going to her tower.

Monet X Change (65:42)

The way you told people. This is so annoying.

Bob the Drag Queen (65:45)

Yeah, okay. Mommy. Yeah.

Monet X Change (65:50)

Okay. I can't.

Bob the Drag Queen (65:52)

Was your mother abducted and you hung up on her? Someone just asked you for ransom money and you went, I can't deal with this, and you hung up the phone. A man's voice. Wait, a man's voice?

Monet X Change (66:05)

No. See, they. Wait.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:07)

Did your mother live with a man? No. So some. Hello?

Monet X Change (66:13)

Kevin, Can I put something on to answer the questions for you? No.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:16)

I'm asking you.

Monet X Change (66:19)

Okay. What is the name of the shoe company with the a from the 80s? They make.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:26)

They make.

Monet X Change (66:27)

They make the tracksuits.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:29)

Don't scream at her. You can spell it.

Monet X Change (66:32)

I don't remember that.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:34)

Spell it. Spell it.

Monet X Change (66:36)

I knew that. Adidas. How do you say it. Adidas. Thank you.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:43)

That's all.

Monet X Change (66:44)

When I finish recording, I'll call you right back, okay? Okay. You.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:49)

You coached her into that?

Monet X Change (66:51)

She wasn't going to get there.

Bob the Drag Queen (66:52)

Like Adidas. How do you say it? I was there. I thought your mom got abducted. I heard a man on the phone and you were like, ah, I can't deal with this. He's like, give me the money or you'll never see her again. You.

Monet X Change (67:04)

She ain't doing nothing.

Bob the Drag Queen (67:05)

She can all. She can solve this crime herself.

Monet X Change (67:07)

All right, we have to go.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (67:08)

Finish, finish.

Monet X Change (67:09)

Drink your empty juice and we got to go. I'm going to refill.

Bob the Drag Queen (67:11)

All right, bye.

Home Depot Advertiser (67:28)

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Monet X Change (67:30)

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Liberty Mutual Advertiser (67:43)

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Monet X Change (67:45)

Cut the camera. They see us.

Home Depot Advertiser (67:47)

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Bob the Drag Queen (67:52)

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Monet X Change (67:54)

Excludes Massachusetts.

Natasha (Two Black Girls One Rose) (67:55)

Love is blind, Love island, the Bachelor, the Ultimatum, Sex and the City, Bridgerton, White Lotus. If dating reality shows, rom com, smutty romance novels and the like are your jam, you're in good company. Welcome to Two Black Girls One Rose, a podcast uncovering what we can learn about modern dating, love and relationships from popular television. I'm Natasha. And I'm Justine. We're best friends, TV and film fanatics and hopeless romantics. And every week on our podcast, we're dissecting your favorite guilty pleasures, unpacking the mess, laughing at the drama, and trying to make sense of this thing called love. Are all men narcissists? How much should your mama know about your relationship? Is a person twice divorced a walking red flag? These are just some of the questions we attempt to unpack while analyzing your favorite shows. Join us on the couch and listen to Two Black Girls One Rose. Wherever you get your podcasts.