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My name is bob the drag queen.
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And I'm monet x change.
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And this is sibling rivalry. On today's episode, we talk about the end of the Breakfast Club as we know it.
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We talk about body image.
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And we find out what made Monet say this.
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When I tell y', all, Bob showed up to dinner with coochie cutters on. Okay? Bob's nuts both said hi to me, each one of them separately. And we find out what made Bob say this.
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A
Cause I already know you're about to lie through your invisaligned ass teeth. Monet. Did you know that Angela Yee has left the. The Breakfast Club?
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B
Really? Since when?
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A
She announced it the other day, and it was like. Well, also, her announcement was like, the Breakfast Club, as you know it is over. And then it was. And then. So I was like, wait, what? And I was like, is the Breakfast Club done? And then. But apparently what it is, is she's leaving the Breakfast Club and she's got her. She's. She's got her own syndicated talk show. Really?
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B
So it's not.
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A
So it will no longer be Charlemagne. It is no longer Angela Yee. Charlotte, what's the intro?
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B
They always Charlemagne the God and DJ Envy.
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A
No, but how do they say it? This is DJ Envy. Angela Yee, Charlamagne the God. Anyway, I can't remember the. But that's not the point. She tweeted out the Breakfast Club, as you know, it has come to an end. And then the Internet is going wild. And I was like, oh, I don't know if they're in support of her. There's a lot of people eating her up in the mentions. They're just bringing up time that she. They're like. Because she made it seem like the Breakfast Club was over. Like, it was done. And they were like, literally said, the
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B
Breakfast Club as you guys know it. That's literally like how you know the Breakfast Club is not going to exist that way anymore.
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A
But it sounds like that. I can see the insinuation that it sounds like she's announcing that the Breakfast Club is literally just done. Like, there's no more Breakfast Club. I can see why people would get that insinuation.
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B
Sure, I can see that.
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And a lot of people. A lot of people saw it that
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B
way, too, but I can see that. But anytime. Well, anytime there's, like, a big shakeup and somebody's trying to, like, cause a stir around their thing, people did it all the time. Like, oftentimes when the co host of the View, literally on last week Thursday, Whoopi's like, the View. The View, as you know it is. Is over. And it literally. Because they added two new people to the dais.
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A
Well, what do you mean literally? She said the words. Whoopi said the words of View, as you know it is over.
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B
Listen to Wednesday's episode of the View. Last week in the teaser, it goes, the View, as you know it is over. And it's because they're adding two new people to.
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A
I see why people were mad at her for saying all this. They were like, wait, what's going on? And then she announced that she's leaving.
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And.
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And a lot of folks were mad at her for making it seem like the. The Breakfast Club was done. And then a lot of folks were just pointing up time that she has been just dragged by guests they've had on the Breakfast Club. The.
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B
I mean, the guests drag her. Like, why? Cause she's like, she's giving misinformation. Or like, why? Why?
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Well, different things. One lady dragged her because she brought up something that she thought was shady. Another guest dragged her because, oh, Nicki Minaj was dragging her because she said she hadn't seen her video that came out right beforehand. She's like, you didn't watch the video is literally four minutes long. Why haven't you watched the video? This is. That is wild to me. So a lot of different people were dragging there. It was. It was a lot of different. You have to check out the Twitter thread. It was like. It was like. I mean, how long has she been doing the Breakfast Club? There were. There are decades over at least.
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B
At least a decade, right?
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Yeah. Of. Of. Of this stuff. So there was. There was. It was more than I could possibly summarize in a short amount of time.
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B
Got it. I listen to the Breakfast Club when I tell you maybe once a year because someone I really like is on there. Or I would just. I'm dying. Or like when we did our family meeting about. What's Miss Mama's name? Flame Monroe. Like, when, like, there are, like, really, like, Hot Topic things that happen on the Breakfast Club.
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A
I listen to something salacious. Yeah.
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B
Something salacious, but I'm not. I'm not a regular listener. I can't even tell you when it officially comes on. Is it a daily Show? It's daily.
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A
Monday through Friday.
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B
Monday through Friday. Yeah. So. But. So, I mean, I guess I don't really care. Maybe say I don't care, but I don't really. I don't need to know the answer to this.
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What Monet doesn't care about the Breakfast Club anyway.
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I'm wondering, like, why, like, maybe this new thing Angela is doing. It's a Monday through Friday gig because Charlamagne has picked up gigs and still maintain and still kept the Breakfast Club. Like, I don't know what DJ Envy does in his time, but I'm sure he. Maybe he does other stuff, too. I don't know. Maybe Angela, she's done. She's. I'm saying, she's probably like, I've done this enough. I'm. I'm good. I don't want to do any more Breakfast Club, like, moving on to, like, my next endeavors. Good for her.
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And. But a lot of people also still really enjoy Breakfast Club, too. I'll read you some of these popular tweets. This is one that has 13,000 likes. Good for Angela Yee getting her own show. She's boring as hell and I'll never listen, but good for her. That has 13,000 likes. This is the most memorable Breakfast Club is when Monique told Angela Yee she was too. She too was being discriminated against. And she sat there in silence like Mo was crazy, only to come out to say she's walking away because of pay discrimination. And it's just. I mean, it's just like, no one seems. Not no one. I don't. I don't want to overemphasize, but there seems to be a lot of people who just for some reason, do not like Angela Yee, which I. I was like, who does? I didn't know people didn't like Angela Yee. I guess I don't know that either. I don't.
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B
I didn't. I didn't know that either.
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Someone said Angela Yee leaving the Breakfast Club was like taking pickles off of a burger. It's still a burger. I would still eat it. And some people think it tastes way better than this way.
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B
You okay? Did you listen to the Breakfast Club going up? Or is this like a new. Or just like, a new thing?
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I mean, I know of the Breakfast Club. I mean, I've. I've listened to the Breakfast Club over the years for some of their big highlights. I'm not, like, a huge avid Breakfast Club listener, but I think this is interesting news. Why are you. What are you gagging over?
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B
No, no, it's just been. You've been. You've been really Breakfast Club heavy. The past, like, two or three podcasts. It's just. It just made its way into. Into our consciousness. Yeah, we talked about it last podcast And I think we, like, for some reason talked about it, like, for a second on the one before that, too.
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A
Well, I think a lot of big stuff happens in the Breakfast Club, especially when something dramatic like Lil Mama cries or Flame Monroe goes on or Angela Yee leaves or Birdman slash Dababy comes in and reads the room down.
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B
I just think it's interesting. I mean, I was like, do you remember the episode when Bird. I mean Birdman. I mean Lil Baby. I mean Hawkeye. You know, when Hawkeye came into the Breakfast Club.
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A
Well, you never had one name just sneak in your head and you're like, I don't know why I just kept saying da baby. Obviously, I know Birdman is not da baby, but I just kept saying da baby for some reason. That's just the name that was just in my head. And then in fact, it happened. I was like, oh, yeah, Birdman, not Dababy.
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B
Did Dababy ever recover from his whole anti queer stuff that he was saying? Did he. Did he go back to just, like, making music and like, being fine?
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He posted an apology and went back to doing his thing.
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B
Work, work, work. Damn.
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He posted an apology on his. I came on Twitter or somewhere on Instagram maybe. And then I think he took the apology down later, actually, because I made a comment about his apology. Huh.
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B
Now that's what you should have did a diss track on.
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Oh, my gosh, the baby's apology.
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B
Yeah, we should have done like a double diss track on it.
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Yeah, I thought about it at time. I just don't know enough about Dababy. Like, I just don't listen to his music like that. I mean, if Dababy song was playing right now, I'd be like, oh, that's Dababy. Oh, yeah.
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B
The only thing I know about the baby is. Is literally the tag and Megane thee Stallion songs. That's not. That's not Dababy. That's my baby. That's literally all I know about Dababy and his anti.
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You know how they bitches love me.
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Cabe don't give a fuck.
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Pull it out in a titty foot.
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B
Do you like mumble rap?
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A
That's the babies, girl. I was literally just listening to a XXL Cypher today. Double XL Cipher today. What do people say? I've never heard it said out loud. If you say XXL or double xl.
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B
No. Double XL magazine. Yeah.
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And it was the Cipher with a designer, Anderson Paak and Lil Dicky and
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Do you know designer? Yeah, we've watched this Cypher together before.
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I was watching it again today, and I was like, this is. This is. I just can. It was so wild to me that he was just mumbling and then saying the same verse, like, three times in a row. I was gagged. I was really beside myself.
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Really quick. Now, I know what you mean when you was like, monet Jacob keeps this place. White people are cold. It is so cold in my own home, girl. White people. Y' all niggas are sick, girl.
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They move in. They colonize the air conditioner.
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It's so cold, girl. And I turn the AC off. I turn the AC off, and he will start sweating like he is sitting on the fucking Sahara desert.
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It's wild. It is wild the way white people be. The way AC has white people in a chokehold.
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It's the way white cops be having eyes on the chokehold, bitch. Okay, I was like.
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I was like, y' all are really. Y' all really be this cold. This is wild. And I'm telling you, if you get a Mexican boyfriend, it is almost the exact opposite, girl. A Mexican boyfriend, your house will be. I was like, that's right. We're sleeping. Why are you undercover? And it's 86 degrees outside. This thing is bundled up. I was like, this is wild. Wild.
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B
Bob and Ezra came over to my place recently. Okay. Okay.
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What. What, bitch? What the are you about?
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So Bob calls me. We're on the phone for a minute, whatever, talking about whatever. That goes like, bonko's Monday, I miss you. I want to see you. I was like, oh, do you want to come over to my place today, help me do a TikTok? And he's like, yeah, I'll come over.
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You're already telling the story wrong. I'm gonna let you finish, but you're already telling.
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Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Tell me how to tell her wrong.
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Now you tell. You tell the whole story. I'm have to redo. No, go ahead. I'm gonna have to do this every step of the way.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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So you tell the whole story. Tell the whole story.
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B
Oh, my God.
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Go ahead. I'm. Listen. I'm listening. I'm listening.
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No, I. I.
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That.
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That's. That's all I had to say.
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Your whole story? Is that your whole. What was the point of this whole story?
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B
They said, are you going to come home and do a TikTok?
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A
Well, what happened was I. I called Monet, and I was like, do you want to hang out? And Monet said, I can't hang out. I'm just too busy. I have to. I have to go home and get in drag and do this tick tock. And then I said, well, Ezra and I can come. I said, let me tell you. Are you gonna let me tell. That's why I told you to tell the story. You want to tell it or not?
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I'll fix it later. Go ahead.
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And then. And then I said, well, Ezra. I said, ezra, I can come by and help you. And then Monet said, okay. And then said, oh, well, we have plans. And then I said, oh, yeah, we have plans. So when. I'll let. I'll let you know. Then when they called me back. And she goes, you said you weren't coming. I said, I did not say that. I said, we have plans, and I will call you afterwards to let you know when I can come over.
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And.
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And then I. We finished our plan. We did what we had to do. And then I called Monet and I said, we can come over and help you do your thing. I'm ready for you to fully lie. Go ahead. And by the way, when you lie, I won't even correct it. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna let that be the end of the conversation. We're just gonna move on because I already know you're about to lie through your invisaligned ass teeth. Go ahead.
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See, I see how Bob is. I am not getting high feet. I'm not getting amped up. I'm gonna keep a.
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Don't nobody care. Your calmness is not admirable. Don't nobody give. Ain't nobody out here fierce and loved. Because you're acting calm. Don't nobody give a. That's not impressive. There's nothing more annoying than some. When you argue, she's like, I am calm, bitch. Okay, sit your calm ass down then. You calm, bitch. Nobody give a. If you are over there in. Namaste, bitch. I'm not. I am calm. I am just sitting here.
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B
Okay.
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Anyway, tell your fake ass story.
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B
Oh, my goodness. This is too much. Okay, so tell your fake ass story. I'm home doing whatever. I got a ring. Ring, ring. Bob, answer phone. Bob and I talking for a bit about, you know, y'. All. We talk about running show the time. We tell you this. We just get on the phone, we just start talking about whatever.
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You're already not telling the truth. You weren't even home when I talked to you. You were headed home. You're already not telling the story right. You were headed home when I talked
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to you the first time you were talking. Okay, you're right. Okay, I will. You already. I will admit. I will admit.
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Here's the thing.
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But I can admit when I have misremembered something. You just want to swear that you are fucking Zeus almighty, sitting in fucking Mount Olympus. And you just moving to pieces like
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you don't ever miss.
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Like you are just the motherfucking puzzle maker. And you're not, okay, because you misremembers, too. The only thing is about it is,
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the only difference is that one of us.
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One of us is forthcoming and can and can admit when they're wrong. The other one swears that they never are. That's the problem. Anyway, like I would say so. So.
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me get that in mind.
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Let me get. Let me home.
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A
Let me home. Look at Monet. Why Mon. Why are you so mad? Look at. When I'm sitting here, Monet. Why are you so hyped? Mon's hyped up and hyped. Look at me, Everyone, not. I'm sitting here completely calm.
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I'm not going to let you take me there. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
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Monet, since you always admit when you're wrong, can you tell us what doubling down means?
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Like I was saying, so. And then they were talking about was like, what you doing today? I was like, oh, girl, I got to go do this Tik Tok thing. And he's like, well, and you. Then. Then Bob goes, monet, we should hang out. I was like. I was like, a love to a girl. I have to like. I have to get it done. You like, okay. I was like, maybe Ezra and I can come. Can come over and help you. And I was like, oh, that'll be cute. And then Ezra goes, what do you mean, like? Well, I didn't hear exactly. I didn't hear exactly what Ezra just said. Ezra said something. And Bob was like, well, I thought we were gonna. Da, da, da, da, da, da. And Bob was like. And then Ezra says something else to Bob. And Bob goes, yeah, well, we can't come over today, Ezra and I. Ezra and I already had plans. And then I, you know, being Monet, I was like. I was like, oh, so you don't wanna hang out with me? Cause you wanna hang out with your little boyfriend? Bob was like, that's not what I said. And I was like, yes, you did. You said you wanna hang out with me. Bob was like, that's not what I said. And I was like, well, you have plans With Ezra and you can come out. But I was like, oh, okay, now that song said the truth. When I. That sounds like what? That sounds like what I said. I was like, okay, then we can hang out. And then we hung up the phone. And then you called me back later around like 6:30. And you were like. And then I said. I was like. Then we started talking again. And I was like. And then I said, I can't believe that you don't want to hang out with me today. And you're like, monet, that's not what happened earlier. And then you go. Then you said. Then you said, how about Ezra and I gonna go and buy. What are you gonna buy a Shamwow or something? You're gonna buy something?
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Oh, a comforter. We went to buy a comforter.
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A comforter. You're like, ezra and I gonna go buy a comforter? Yeah, you and Ezra and I are gonna go buy a comforter. And then maybe. And then we're gonna get some food. Can I get you some food? I was like, no, I don't want food. It was like, what, you want some healthy eating shit? And I was like, that's not what I said. I was like, I literally. I just don't want food. Like, I have food at home. I'm going to eat. Is that wrong too? And then. And then Bob was like, okay, that's not going to go buy a comforter. We're going to get some nasty fast food that you don't want to eat. And then maybe you can come over after that. I was like, okay, that sounds cool. Like around what time? You're like an hour and a half. So like 8 o' clock. Then Bob and Esther came over. Now is that not what happened?
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Monet, you just told the same story I told.
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B
No, play the story back to back.
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No, same story. Anyway, I think I may have added one extra phone call. We got. We gotta take a break. We gotta take a break.
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Okay, we're back.
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The same story I told what I. What's the difference?
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Well, this is what my. What my story is about. You commandeered my story.
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Freeze. Because the beginning of it was you said. I was like, I don't want to you this. Okay, I'm gonna move on from this. And because in the way the story started, you said. You were like, can you come help me? Which didn't happen. I offered to come help you. And then Ezra reminded me that we had plans. We did the plans. I called you back and I came over. That is what happened.
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B
No, Is that not what happened in your story? You made it. You know, I don't wanna. I'm not gonna. You know what? It doesn't matter.
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I made it. What? I'm very interested in my story. I made it.
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B
What I was saying this whole story to say was.
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A
No, wait, wait. No, no, we're not moving. I'm not moving on until you finish that. In my story, I made it sound like. What?
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B
You made it sound like I was some nasty bitch that tried to make you sound like some monster that did not want to hang out with me
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anyway.
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B
So the whole point that I was.
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A
Wait. The reason I'm laughing is because we told the same story. And you also told the part where you. Where you said, oh, you don't hang out with me. The only difference was you said. The only difference was you said. And then I was jokingly like that is the only difference in our stories. But said the same thing.
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B
No, there were some other differences too. But that is a very key difference in the cycle of that is sitting rivalry. Because those little moments you take. Because those little moments. Because. And people listen to this.
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A
I never said Monet was seriously called. All I did was say what you said what you did say.
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B
But the insinuation is that because. And it's very important. Important in the psychologist and rivalry. Because people listening to this know that Bob takes little moments like that. And he. And he and Bob will take that same moment in an argument like a month from now and make it seem like I'm some big nasty bitch. That is unreasonable. And so anyway, I listen, you got what you got for this story? Which one?
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A
I got my own. Describing yourself is so.
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B
No, that's you. Anyway, so what I was.
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A
This was you with me laughing while you were crying. This is literally. I was laughing. You knew that. You knew I wasn't laughing because you're here. But then months later you made it sound like I was laughing because you were crying as if I was a big nasty bitch. You're you. The way you are literally describing yourself. I could not write this if I wanted to anyway.
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B
So the whole point of me saying that we were all hanging out.
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A
I'm calm, I'm calm.
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B
The whole point of us over hanging out is that so the. The purpose of outcome of what's in my house was to help me do this. TikTok go, Bob. First of all, sometimes Bob comes onto my house and Bob has energy like he is a kid that just got out of summer, a summer program. Bob is bobbing all around my House, getting wigs, playing with this. We're doing, watching videos, and we're all having a good time. Right? But the purpose Bob came to help me, to help me do was to make this TikTok. He helped me to do the end of the TikTok, which is getting the video in the picture. The whole first half of the TikTok. I had to get in drag this morning at 3am because none of the footage that I was supposed get was gotten because I was around with Bob.
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A
Oh, no, talk about. I. I showed it to you on the phone and you said it was okay.
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B
No, no, no.
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A
We filmed it. I said, Monet was this good. Monet goes, I'm sure we got it. We got it.
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B
Yeah, but so the thing that, I guess whoever took the videos, I don't know because. Because you took some and. And Ezra took some. They didn't. They. They didn't save or they didn't. It. This part of the thing was cut off. So I had to get into drag at 3 and this morning to redo it. Ask Andy. I'm not kidding.
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A
That sounds like. That sounds like your phone fucked up. What do you mean part of the video didn't save? That's. You don't hit. You don't hit save on a video. You don't hit.
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B
No, but framing. Because we redid some takes to get the whole thing in the frame. And the ones that I guess those. And they weren't in my deleted. They weren't there. They were still cut off. So I had to redo it by myself this morning.
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A
Also, I did not know this, but apparently on iPhones there's like. So this is so strange to me, but apparently on iPhones, there's a gray chunk at the top and a gray chunk at the bottom, but you can still see video, but it's not actually in the video. So I was filming those and I made that mistake. And then Ezra goes, oh, no, babe, you don't realize that you cut the top off because the grayed out parts are not in there. I said, oh, I had no clue. So then Ezra took the phone, and then Ezra took the video, and then we showed it to Monet and then Monet said, we got it, we got it. I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty. And then you said, I'm pretty sure that Jay can work with this because we handed you the phone. Then when they look back and said, I'm. Oh, we got it.
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B
Anyone? I'm just saying that. I was literally just saying the purpose that you guys came over here, which we had fun. We listened to Eric's music, we listened to my music, listen some of Bob's music. You watch some of Bob's music videos. It was all great. I'm just saying, the sole purpose of y' all coming over here, literally, I had to do the whole. I had to get. I was. I had to get it to drag at 3am today, less today, to get that stuff. And I was so mad, not at anyone, that I had to get in drag. It was very annoying. But I did have fun hanging out with you and Ezra. I don't really hang out with. I've maybe hang out since I moved to la. I maybe hung out with Ezra maybe three times. It was cute. It was a fun little time with your other little boyfriend, the not sneaky one.
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This is a very. You are so wild.
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B
Oh, my wild, Y'.
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A
All. Two times this week I have come over to Monet's house to help her with something because.
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B
What did you come over. Help me with?
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That was the. That was the first time. The second time I came over to be showing a pair of panties. They never saw the light of day, by the way.
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B
I wore them in. In. In my number.
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A
The panties never saw a lot of day. I've seen. I've watched every. I've watched every footage of this video from every angle.
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B
I ain't seen a sparkle such a lot.
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A
A twinkle or a twinkle.
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B
Okay, what's this? What's this? The panties literally on full display. What are you talking about?
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A
One or two sparkles, but also this. How y' all do. This is what happened, y'. All. I go on, I go to Mon's house, help her with something, and then Monet gets on this podcast and tries to drag me. Monet gets podcast and be like, bob Ol. No phone using ass this old. No panty gluing ass nigga. And I'd be like, this is. Most folks would be like, oh, my God, thank you so much. It was three in the morning and you were helping me put stones on panties. Because for whatever reason, I was stone on my panties the night before the show. Whereas most people say that. But Monet be like. And buy old country biscuit eating ass can't stone panties. You are such a. You are a piece of work, you know that?
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B
Oh, my God. I didn't tell you this. Okay, so. So.
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A
Oh, and I got to pull them on a. Okay, you do. I'm pulling them on a. Go.
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B
My ex and I did it before Uber eats, y'.
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A
All. Couldn't see at home. I'm grabbing my finger. Monet always grabs her finger to remember stuff, and it never works. Let's see if it works for me.
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B
My ex, I used to hook up with before. That was dating before Uber Eats guy.
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A
You listening now?
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B
No, I mean, he's back in New York. Do you. Do you. I'm not gonna say names because anyway, he sent me this long ass text message. I gotta send it to you. I'm sorry. A long SDM about asking, like, not, like, apologizing, because I really don't think there's anything for him to apologize for, but, like, basically saying, like, what? We, like, went through, like, four. What is it at this point? Four years ago? Five, six. I don't even fucking know. Covid got me fucked up. Basically saying, like, everything that we did, like, it was, like, so perfect. I had this thing of exes telling me that thank you for what we did and transgressed together because it made me a better person. And now he's fully dating a woman. Now that I'm dating this woman, I'm happy that I got to experience. Experience stuff with you because it made me a better boyfriend for her. And I was like, okay, I don't care. Oh, my God, it's gonna be so bad. Why did you my. Anyway, I don't know why I forgot to tell you that. It was just. It was just I. I had this pattern in my life. Exes always do this to me.
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A
Reach out to you and thank you for making my lives better.
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B
Yeah, I'm making them a better person.
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A
Well, maybe. I don't know, maybe it sounds like
- [25:18]
B
a compliment, I guess you want someone
- [25:22]
A
to call back and be like, bitch, you broke me. I'm destroyed. I'm ruined. I'm a shell of a person. I'm a husk of a person. Nothing. I don't know what's real. I don't know what's fake. I'm beside myself.
- [25:33]
B
Okay, tell me your thing.
- [25:34]
A
Like, which call do you want? Y'? All, I mentioned this on a former podcast, so I won't send too much time to talk about it. But then what made what cackled me?
- [25:46]
B
Oh, God.
- [25:48]
A
So by now, y', all, for some of y' all who are listening to Watchery, because we're doing All Star seven, know that Monet was in her feelings about Nicole Byers, saying she didn't know the word. Asking if Monet doesn't know the words. And then me also asking, does she not know the words? And then me saying, Monet is a professional. I'd be shocked if she didn't know the words. But then Monet also redefined the term doubling down. She did a whole thing. And then Monet went and posted in the Patreon the video as her ocular proof. But everyone thought I posted it because it didn't prove Monet's point. So then I posted, not everyone. That I was shocked.
- [26:27]
B
Some people did.
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A
Some people. But most people were like, oh, I thought Bob posted this because it's proved by points. Most of the people were like, oh, I fully thought that Bob posted this. And then now Monet's posted her own little thing. What are you pointing at?
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B
Yeah, I posted my own thing today, and it's titled the Bobbleheads.
- [26:48]
A
Yeah, but all your fans are like, monet, we stay with you. Keep gaslighting it.
- [26:54]
B
No, and then so I posted this.
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A
Okay, let me say, monet, we stand with you. Keep gaslighting.
- [26:59]
B
This is what Bob. Bob said in our page. See, if y' all were patrons, y' all will be in on all this exclusive sibling rivalry.
- [27:07]
A
Are they patrons or patrons?
- [27:09]
B
Patrons or patrons? We can give you all just. Just a little taste. So Bob posted, the title is Monat Trident with the accent and the E. And I want to say this in the actual text in the post. He did not put the accent on my E. So he's just doing that to virtue signaling.
- [27:22]
A
I know I'm not holding the eve every time I type your name. You lucky I did it the first time. So I'm not holding the e and pressing 2 every time I type your name.
- [27:31]
B
So this is just virtue signaling, Bob, because he's just doing that shit to virtue to y' all niggas that he. Anyway, let me calm. You know what? Let me calm down. Bob said, I love that Monet
- [27:42]
A
with
- [27:42]
B
the pits off to prove her point. And everyone thinks I posted it because it ended up proving my point. I can't even. And I will say the majority, a lot of the comments are like, saying, yeah, Bob, I agree. But a lot of the comments also being like, what are you talking about, nigga? Like, Monet was right. So that's the thing. So then I posted.
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A
I just want to point out, can you acknowledge that an overwhelming amount of the comments were like, yeah, I fully thought Bob posted this. Monet's delusional. Can you acknowledge that?
- [28:07]
B
I said you have a lot of them. Yes, I agree a lot of them. But they're also. At least, I would say if it's like 65% are saying what you're saying. The other 35% are agreeing with me.
- [28:19]
A
That's a weird number you keep going.
- [28:21]
B
I said an ipo, said the Bobbleheads ellipses in my title. And then I said the Bobbleheads have proven that they are in fact a delusional terrorist. The Bobbleheads have proven that they are in fact a delusional terrorist organization. They will gaslight misremember and absolve their matriarch of factual ocular proof by any means necessary. Stay strong, Monation. We will win the war. And then I posted a bunch of a slew of screenshots of Monation proving the real tea. And that's what's going on on Patreon.
- [29:02]
A
I love that. But Monat's fans know like this1. Hashtag monationarmy. Keep gaslighting, gatekeeping and girl bossing. We will win this war by any means. Y' all know you're playing dirty. Y'. All. Y' all know Also, Bob, I was gonna read this great comment. This what Bob the Bob likes to
- [29:22]
B
ask y' all like because of our dynamic and how Bob and I talk to each other and how we behave. Bob likes to pretend like our patrons and our loyalty fans and listeners. They also engage in that hyperbolic, ridiculous, over the top behavior. So Gaslight girl, Keith, gate boss, whatever. The thing is, that's something that is a big front of TikTok.
- [29:43]
A
They just know what you're doing. No, they know you're gaslighting and they're with you on it.
- [29:47]
B
And Bob says a lot on here, so they. They engage in that as well. So Bob likes to act like that is not a fact of our dynamic on this podcast and the Patreon and in the world to everyone listening, but we all know the realty. Anyway, continue with your. With your statement. It.
- [30:01]
A
I'm just saying you're. The Monation knows you're gaslighting and they're just complicit. They're complicit. Listen, I. I want to read this. This is from Devin Marks. I feel like these arguments happen. Oh wait, no, that's not the one I want.
- [30:14]
B
Yeah, no, no, read that one. I want to hear that one though. Read. Read that one.
- [30:18]
A
I can read it. I don't know what it is, but I can read it. I'll read it. I feel like the. I feel like when these arguments happen, the main point is lost in different points are trying to be proven. Monet said. Bob doubled down on the statement that Monet doesn't know the words when she goes upstage facing away from the camera. Bob says she didn't double down. She simply reiterated what Nicole at. What Nicole asked, is it because she knows the words? And they are both pondering on that question. But Bob never said Monet doesn't know her words. And Bob's other point was for her to have doubled down on it would mean that she or Nicole would have had to make the statement that Monet doesn't know the words when she's lip syncing on Drag Race. I'm certain Monet does not know any of the words when she goes on Drag Race. That's doubling down. So again, I don't. That's the statement you desperately wanted me to read. But that just wasn't. That was not. That was not of any evidence or you. But there was a very funny comment that I hear. It is this one I read. This is from Mick. I feel the need to share this meet and greet experience I had with Bob the Drag Queen. Bob was rude, not classy, and she lost a longtime fan that day. I walked into a $350 meet and greet and said, hello. She replies with fat. And I shook it off because I thought maybe I heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked her to do a pose, she stared at me blank faced and continued talking. I continued talking. You saved my life. I say, you're the reason I'm alive today. She looked me dead in the eyes and says, you'll die soon enough, fatty. And then whispered, obesity. I started crying. I had never felt pain like this. And she started laughing and said, are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now. And she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the meet and greet section. And that's when Bob started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true, but Bob the Drag Queen is in fact a horrible person.
- [32:13]
B
Thank you.
- [32:20]
A
I think that might be a popular. Oh, we got.
- [32:24]
B
We're gonna take a little break because I'm still recovering from the. And he flicked my vagina. That's painful. We all prefer things a certain way, like groceries. If you want groceries just how you like them, you gotta try Instacart. They have a new preference picker that lets you pick how ripe or unripe you want your bananas. Shoppers can see your preferences upfront, helping guide their choices. Because when it comes to groceries, the details matter. Instacart. Get groceries just how you like. Close your Eyes, exhale. Feel your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today.
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A
Well, I'm letting go of the worry
- [33:07]
B
that I wouldn't get my new contacts
- [33:08]
A
in time for this class.
- [33:09]
B
I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe.
- [33:15]
A
Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order.
- [33:20]
B
Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.
- [33:26]
A
1-800-contacts. All right, we're back. I think there's actually a. A nod to someone posted that about Thorgy, I think, on Reddit a long time ago, and it kind of became this, like, big. What are you doing, Meg?
- [33:43]
B
I'm listening to you. What the fuck do you think I'm
- [33:44]
A
doing, using your phone and not paying attention?
- [33:47]
B
I'm trying to find your business. I'm trying to continue with your story. Like, you don't try to find stuff while I'm saying something. I keep. I keep on. I keep on talking about the podcast,
- [33:56]
A
but I be listening. You weren't listening, though. What was I saying?
- [33:58]
B
I've been listening. You saying that this was. This was. This was. You feel like this something that. That happened to Thor and somebody's. I. I'm listening to what the. You're saying Keep on going.
- [34:11]
A
I think it's a nod to a comment someone said about Thori, which obviously is clearly not real, but every time that comes up. That is so funny to me. Flick my vagina is one of the things that the Drag Race fandom says that make. That tickles me practically.
- [34:23]
B
I've never heard anyone tell me that.
- [34:25]
A
I. Fun fact to announce. Fun to announce. I'm so happy to announce that Laila McQueen, Luscious Massacre, and Six all won Emmy awards for their makeup work on we're here. Layla McQueen is officially the first Ru girl to win an Emmy. That has nothing to do with RuPaul's Drag Race. We love.
- [34:45]
B
She's the first. Congratulations to Layla Queen. So I'm such a sweet little lady.
- [34:50]
A
And to Luscious in six, too. But Layla's my makeup artist, and I'm just leaning into my love for Layla right now. And also, a big congrats to all the designers, meaning KC Lader, Diego Montoya, Patrick Howell, Domino Couture, and Diego Montoya. And of course, a big, big shout
- [35:07]
B
out to Marco Marco. There's a Marco Marco design, too.
- [35:09]
A
And Marco Marco. Thank you for reminding me. Thank you. And Marco Marco. But, of course, A big, big shout out to Domino couture who does my costumes, baby. Two time Emmy award winning television show.
- [35:25]
B
We're here.
- [35:25]
A
So I don't have an Emmy, but I am the host of an Emmy winning show. That feels nice.
- [35:29]
B
That does feel nice. Congratulations. Maybe. Are you going to sneak onto the makeup team and sneak into the design team next season?
- [35:37]
A
Well, I actually, I was on the makeup team my first and second season. Actually, I did my makeup for the first three episodes of season one and I did my makeup for the last episode of season too, because Lea had Covid. But the way the Emmys work is they submit certain episodes and I did not do my makeup on the episode that Leila. That they want. That we won for. We won for the Hawaii episode for makeup and we won for the Idaho episode for. For costumes. So that day, I imagine if they had chosen another episode and I would have won an Emmy for makeup, that would be. The only key. The only key that would be why you got your face shook like that.
- [36:18]
B
If you wanted everybody, why would that be?
- [36:20]
A
Why would that be so wild? Why would that be so wild?
- [36:22]
B
I'm gonna win a Tony for best choreography.
- [36:26]
A
Why would that be so wild? And you're a great dancer. And you're a great dancer. So what about my makeup? Don't you ever try to come for me, honey. Oh, my God.
- [36:42]
B
I tell you. Bob and I are deep in the creative process for our tour. We've been having so many great moments. We are about to head into a whole week full of rehearsals with our dancers.
- [36:53]
A
I just got a call from Marvin that I had to ignore for this podcast.
- [36:56]
B
Oh, I have to send him my number so he can start getting my together. Anyway, we have a whole week of rehearsals next week with the legendary iconic house of Jitsic Couture. Yeah. So we're heading into a full week of rehearsals and stuff like. And we're going to be doing some for the patrons. Sorry, everyone else. We're going to be doing some exclusive Patreon videos of our tour rehearsals. And with the house of Juicy Couture and, you know, being silly because it's going to be a lot of fun. So if you want to see a sneak peek for our tour, sign up to the Patreon. This month, girl, we're going to be. A camera will be rolling. We'll be capturing. It's going to be all really great. I'm very excited about all of it. How do you feel, Bob?
- [37:31]
A
I'm very excited. You know, I was. I've been Just thinking about my body a lot lately, and I've gained a lot of weight, and I'm just kind of, like, wondering how it's going to affect me on tour and just kind of annoyed that I've gained all this weight and just kind of mad at myself for gaining the weight and then being mad at myself for being mad at myself because it's just weight. Like, part of me is like, it's just weight. Like, everyone gains weight. It's not a big deal. Like, you've gained some weight and. But then the other part of me is, like, mad I'm mad that I gained weight, then I'm mad that I'm mad that I gained weight. So it's a vicious cycle. And when you gain weight, I don't have any, like, stamina issues, but I,
- [38:21]
B
I, Jacob and Ezra can't confirm you don't.
- [38:27]
A
I don't have any stamina issues, but. And it's so weird because, like, you've ever gained weight, but you still fit into all your costumes, but you can see that you physically look different, but somehow everything's zipping up.
- [38:40]
B
Yeah, that doesn't happen to me. But also because a lot of. I mean, I'm speaking for myself, a lot of my costumes are stretch. And also when you get cost corsets have a little bit of stretch in them, too. And sometimes the zipper is a little more snug, but it'll still get up there. You, like, bitch, if I sneeze in this. Bitch. A zipper, a button, a snap or something is going somewhere.
- [39:03]
A
Part of me really wants to just squash the notion of trying to have a massive transformation to my body. It is so exhausting to have been dreaming of some massive transformation since I was 22, 19. I've been thinking to myself, like, I'll just do this for this many months, and then I'll. I'll be. I will look like a completely different person. And that has never happened for me, ever. Yeah, I have worked out. I've gone through a lot of workout phases in my life, and I have never looked like a whole new person. I have just kind of always looked the way I look, except slowly getting bigger since I was. But like, like, like my, my, my, like my, my weight will fluctuate like, 10 pounds or so. But then every, like, six months, the. If, like, let's say I'm usually like, like 210 to 220, and then in six months, I'm between, like, 211 and 221. And then another six months, I'm between 212 and 2 22. And then it just keeps going up and up until my 10 pounds is just as high as it's ever been. And I'm just so exhausted. I'm like, why? Part of me is like, why do I care? Because when I get skinnier, my life's not easier. I don't feel, I'm not more successful, I'm not more profitable in, in the love department. Like there are practically no benefits to me. I don't like feel better. I'm not like there's, there's no benefits to me being skinnier besides just being happy that I'm skinnier.
- [40:43]
B
When I'm skinnier, it ha. To me. I do feel happier in terms of a. I like my body, how I look a little more in the mirror and I also, I really do have more energy because when I am skinnier that means I am eating a bit better and I'm going out, I'm going to the gym a lot and I just end up having a lot more energy in the day. Like when I'm not on my, like, you know, my good workout schedule and eating schedule, I do feel myself like finding tired. Like I need to get that midday nap. Like I need to, I need to get like that extra hour. But when I'm on my like working out shit, I'm like, I feel good. Waking up at like 6, at 6am and going to the gym, I'm like, that feels good. I come back and I feel like I just have more to offer my day. I do feel chemical changes when I commit to a thing. But again, it never lasts. Always. And I know what you, I know what you're saying. That notion of feeling that you're always chasing this, this body goal or this fitness goal like you, like, I feel like I've been chasing that since I was to you. I feel like since I graduated college, like 21, 22 years old, I have constantly been chasing this fitness thing. I'm like, if I just lose this 10, this, this 5, 10 pounds bitch, I'm going to be everything. It's like, it's like you, how, how can. I have been chasing this goal steadily for 10 years. I've been chasing it for 10 years. I've been trying to get this goal and sometimes I get there, but then like you say, I think it's like, it's like that constant is constantly shifting up and then I look at like I was looking at a picture of someone tagging me something. There's sometimes I randomly log on to Facebook for whatever reason. Like, I'm like, oh, let me just check Facebook out this day. And someone tagged a picture of me going to my gig at Big Top when I was hosting a therapy. So this had to be, like, around 2006. Yeah, about 2016. 15. And I like, and 2015, that was the year I had first quit. That's when I had just quit the Yale club to do to pursue drag full time. And I remember that time in my life feeling so fat. I was like, I feel so disgusting. I hate the way my suit fits at work. I look, I remember this time in my life being so disgusted with my body. But I'm looking at the pictures from that year, and I'm like, bitch, I am a solid 10, 15 pounds lighter than what I am now.
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A
Like, I, Yeah, that sounds like my entire existence as well. And also, it kind of drives me a little bit crazy. I just been, I've been obsessing over my body and what I think might be an unhealthy way because I like, I look back, like, right now, we're posting these old videos from before Monet was on All Stars, and there are so many comments like, oh, my God, Bob is so skinny. Oh, my God, girl, Bob was skinny. And I was like, I know, I, I, I know I've gained weight. I knew before you knew. But also, I mean, it doesn't mean they're wrong for saying I was skinny because I was skinnier than I am now. And then. Don't let an old video of me surface, girl. Do not let a kitten with a whip video surface. Which I was. I was like a, I was like £185 when I was going by Ken with the whip. This is for reference, y'. All. That is kitten like, y'. All. I was, I was legitimately, and this is no exaggeration, 50 pounds lighter than I am right now. And I was just, I was just very. I was very skinny. Which is funny. At the time, I was sure that I wasn't, but.
- [44:11]
B
Which is so crazy. You're putting in your mind. You swear you are not.
- [44:15]
A
But whenever, like, a video of me 50 pounds lighter shows up on the Internet, and then everyone's commenting on how good I used to look, that shit is annoying. That shit is annoying. And it makes me want to lose more weight. But then. And if you do lose weight and people give you a compliment, it feels like they're. Even though that's not what they're saying, what it feels like is they're saying, you did not look good before you lost this weight. And I was thinking that the whole time all I could think was how you don't look good before you lost the weight. And that's why I, I've stopped giving people the compliment. I, I, I still hope they look good, but it's never based on how skinny they've gotten. I, I will say congratulations to someone if they have made it clear that losing weight is a goal of theirs. I will say congratulations on losing the weight because you've reached a goal. But I have made an effort to stop saying, you look so good, you lost some weight, you look good, girl, you look great. And I still say it sometimes, but I'm trying to stop and I'm trying to retrain my brain. I remember, I don't know if I told the story here before, but I once went up to one of the producers of We're Here and I congratulate. I was like, this is like season, the beginning of season two. And I was like, oh, my God, you look great. Did you lose some weight? And he was like, yeah, I have lost weight. It's because I'm really stressed out and I can't eat and I'm having a hard time. It wasn't like a goal. He was having a rough life and he lost weight as a result. And I was like, congrats, girl. And that was, I think that was my wake up call to stop being like, you lose weight, you look good.
- [45:57]
B
Yeah. And, but I always try to balance that because some people are clearly like, I have friends that made it like a clear, like, workout thing that they're trying to do. For example, Jasmine Wright. Jasmine's like, bitch, I'm trying to lose this fucking weight. I want to lose these lbs. So there are all those friends who giving them that validation, like, oh, my, wow, you look, you look, you look great. Not saying great because you lost weight, but like, hey, girl, you look great. Because they are like, Jasmine, I know for a fact, like, she is doing a lot of hard work to lose weight and eat healthy and really, really, really, because that's what she really wants for herself. So I do like to give her
- [46:32]
A
that extra, like, balance.
- [46:33]
B
Good job.
- [46:35]
A
It's just an interesting balance because I like to congratulate people on reaching their goals, but I just don't want to equate them looking beautiful to them losing weight because what if the weight comes back? What does that say? What does that say? What does that say when you've lost the weight and then you look good, You Lost weight. You're smaller than you were. You look good now. You look good. And then you go back to where you were. That happens to a lot of us. A lot of us go back to where we were.
- [46:59]
B
I was guilty. I've been there.
- [47:01]
A
I've been watching this podcast since I've been in a lab. I've been gaining and losing weight this whole fucking time. I go through phases where I'm like, Little Miss Workout Queen, Little Miss Eating Right, Little Miss Factor Meals. And then I go through moments where I'm. Where I'm just eating anything that's deep fried and covered in sauce. Hashtag, literally me right now. And I would like to. I'm just trying to retrain my brain to. To detach my beauty from my weight because I can see it for other people. I really can see it for other people, but it's really hard to see it for myself.
- [47:33]
B
Yeah, we went out to. For Kim's birthday the other night, we went out to a place called Shibuya and watching Bob experience new things, it always tickles me because it's. If you never been Shibuya, it's. I don't know what that you get. Like, they bring. You have a one soup. Yeah, well, you have like a pot to yourself, your own thing. And they bring out a broth. And then you go to the bar, you pick out all your meats and veggies and you cook it yourself. And then let's say, like, Kim explains, like, Bob how it works. And Bob is like, so Bob has this plate of, like, vegetables, noodles, eggs, meats, whatever the thing. And Bob is like, so what do I cook first? Kim is like, oh, you can put anything in there. Like, Kim is like, no, put stuff, like, in order to cook. So you don't want to put. Put something that cooks really quickly right now. And Bob was like, what?
- [48:20]
A
It was first. Kim was like, Kim goes. Kim goes. Just put anything in. And then I put in the noodles. And then, then, then, like three minutes later, Kim was like, but you don't want to put in the noodles first. And I was like. And then someone's like, yeah, I overcome my noodles. They were so bad. Overcooking. They were horrible. And I was like, oh, no.
- [48:34]
B
I put in the noodles because they just disintegrate. They just, like, become water.
- [48:40]
A
I didn't know that. I can't cook. I don't know how to cook. And then Bob Vanjies, go, sorry, go ahead.
- [48:45]
B
No, I'm 24 hours of love. I saw, I saw you Tweet about it the other day. I did not watch it. Do you like it?
- [48:52]
A
I've watched, like, three episodes. There's one episode, first of all, there's this guy named, like, Anthony who is, like, this, like, theater. Musical theater performer. And they just, like, the people in the house just hate this guy. It was.
- [49:08]
B
I was like, too faggoty.
- [49:09]
A
Everyone's like, they just. Honestly, this is speculation. I think it's because he was too drunk. Like, when you, like, he's a little tipsy every time you see him, like, oh, this queen is wasted. And I think he's acting a little wasted. And sometimes drunk people are a little bit annoying sometimes.
- [49:26]
B
You know what I mean? Sometimes.
- [49:28]
A
So they're, like, wanting him to go home because he's drunk, but they keep saying other things. They keep being like, because you're young, because you're inexperienced, because you're. I think one person did say, because you're drunk. And they just keep ganging up on this one guy, and he's just like. Then this other guy who, like, barely talks the entire show. I've only watched, like, three episodes. He's this guy with, like, long hair. I think his name is Blake. And then Vanjie's mom comes over and she just hates this guy. I mean, she just hate. She just, like, hates his guts. She was like, who here can cook? And he goes, oh, I cooked. I cooked earlier today. We were grilling and everyone ate the food we cooked. And she was like, you're not letting anyone talk. He was like, and then. And then.
- [50:19]
B
Is she like. Is she like, did you watch House I Love New York? Is she like that kind of mom?
- [50:24]
A
Yeah, kind of. A little bit. But not as intense as Sister Patterson was wild. And then. And then at one point, he. He made a joke because Benji mom was like, we're going to go talk to these group of guys and we're going to talk to everyone. And then he joking was like, well, eliminate three of them. And then she goes, we're about to eliminate you. And then he does the. And then he does the gay. The gay mouth cover. He goes, And then. And then later on. Spoiler alert. Anyone? I don't know. They're. They're talking. They're just like, upstairs talking. And then he's, like, talking about why he's here and what he's looking for in love. And then she just interrupts him and she goes, you need to leave.
- [51:04]
B
Are they. Eliminate him.
- [51:05]
A
You need to. And she was like. She's like, I don't know what it is about you. She goes, I am right about this kind of stuff. You're a double timer and you need to leave. And then Vanjie was like, like, like now. And she was like, right now. And they just eliminated him. It was. It was. It was like this guy who was, like, not saying. He was quiet up until that point, and she just zoned in. It just, like, did not like him. It was crazy to watch.
- [51:32]
B
If you had a show like this, how do you think Miss Martha would be?
- [51:37]
A
My mother is. My mother's very. Mother's Southern and. But not like a allowed country Southern.
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B
Lane.
- [51:44]
A
My mom is very reserved and not reserved. She's really funny, but she's not, like. She's not. She would. She wouldn't be aggressive in me. She'd be very, very nice to everyone. I mean, my mom. I'm in the process of. Me and my family are in the process of buying a home in Atlanta right now. And the way my mother was scandalized. Scandalized. When I showed up to go look at the houses, and I was wearing a pair of shorts. They were gay shorts. So, yeah, they were short. My mom.
- [52:12]
B
The ones that you wore to my house the other day.
- [52:15]
A
No, they're about that short, though. They're roughly that short.
- [52:17]
B
I would say Bob. Bob is in his hoochie daddy era. Let me say Bob should, like. I know, I know. I know. Bob to show some skin. Back in the day, it's been a lot. First of all, y' all know Bob won't even. Okay, Bob won't even wear his witch dresses without pants. Cause he's like, Monet, these are skirts. They're showing too much leg.
- [52:35]
A
I can't.
- [52:35]
B
When I tell y', all, Bob showed up to dinner with coochie cutters on. Okay? Bob's nuts. Both said hi to me, each one of them separately. And I love it. I love it. But I'm just talking about Bobby, the one like Monet. I had to wear my full dress with the pants down to my ankles. Cause I want to be classy.
- [52:55]
A
Since you've known me, I've. I've, I've. I. I have phases where I show my legs and where I don't. I've gone, I go. But since you. I. I've been doing legs since you've known me. I go through seasons.
- [53:04]
B
Oh, so now your name is Girls Away. It's what you know me for? Believe there's more walking through that door.
- [53:10]
A
I put them away in, In. In certain time, times of trouble. But I was wearing a pair of short shorts, and my mom was like, please, please do not go look at houses wearing that. And I said. I said, mom not changing clothes. And she was like, please. She's like. She's literally begging, please. And I'm like, I'm not going on a job interview. Like, I don't need to impress these people. There's. I'm buying something from them. She goes, please, I'm. Please.
- [53:34]
B
She go.
- [53:35]
A
Go put on some of cami clothes. My nephew, she's like, go, please go put on some of his pants. And then she starts offering me pants. Try these. Try these on. Try wearing this. And I was like, I'm not wearing. I'm wearing my shorts. I'm wearing my short shorts. And I wore those short shorts.
- [53:49]
B
I live. I live.
- [53:50]
A
I got denied for every home I went to. I got denied for every home I went to.
- [53:53]
B
I love when they're doing it. It just seems right.
- [53:55]
A
Currently.
- [53:56]
B
Just so out of character for you. But I love. I live for it. Those little. Those little striped ones. I want them. Can I have them? I mean, they probably wouldn't fit my ass.
- [54:03]
A
They were hand me downs.
- [54:05]
B
From who?
- [54:07]
A
Ezra. Ezra gave them to me. I take pants from Jacob and shorts from Ezra.
- [54:13]
B
You better work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y. Yelp, honey, y'. All.
- [54:23]
A
Me taking Jacob's pants. I want to put out loud that Jacob started it, and he's. And he's not willing to see where it goes. Jacob will. Jacob went through a long phase that he was wearing. Jacob did this thing where he just. We were in New York City. Doesn't happen so much in la. But my jackets were just Jacob's jackets. If I had a jacket, it was just. There were certain jackets that Jacob would just wear that was like Jake. That was like Jacob's jacket going forward. And I've. And I've. And I've. And I've done the same thing with a couple of pair of pants. And I think that's fair. What do you think, Jacob?
- [54:56]
B
That is fair.
- [54:57]
A
And yesterday, Jacob was trying to be shady. Jacob said, you actually, both. You and I both have been jiggled. Here's what it is. It's because you will take my clothing, you'll wear it, and then you'll leave it as at Ezra's apartment. So then I don't have it.
- [55:08]
B
That sounds like a bob. That's what the issue is.
- [55:11]
A
It's not that you're wearing my stuff. It's that you're actively taking it away from me. So I can't use it. So I'm fine with you borrowing my clothing, but I would just like it
- [55:20]
B
to be returned or to be brought back.
- [55:22]
A
So what happens is, then there's the stockpile of my pants
- [55:28]
B
at the other apartment. That sounds right. The same night that Bob brought his ass over here. Bob and Ezra. Bob left a hat. Bob left a bag of Taco Bell. Bob left a shirt here.
- [55:40]
A
I was like, yes. I was like, taco Bell in the trash can? Yes, in the trash can.
- [55:45]
B
You left it in my drag room on the electrical thing when you were in that back corner. It's fine.
- [55:51]
A
But I'm like, I apologize for that. That was my intention.
- [55:54]
B
How did you melt out of three things that you had on in my home? And when you're here for an hour and a half?
- [56:01]
A
Okay, yeah, I was wearing the Taco Bell bag. It wasn't a fascinator. Who was just eating Taco Bell when me and Ezra showed up? We were eating some Taco Bell. No, it was a cup. It was a. Wait, I had a. Also, y'.
- [56:14]
B
All the little, like, 90s black and white hat.
- [56:18]
A
Oh, I've been looking for that hat.
- [56:20]
B
It's here,
- [56:23]
A
y'. All. Monet had Choco Taco. Act like it was nasty. That bitch. You ate history that. You ought to be lucky that I even took you to get a Choco Taco, because in about a month, you will never see one again.
- [56:34]
B
Well, you know, they're saying that they're gonna be worth a lot of money. You serious? You should really buy some and stock it up. They're like. I was. I was. I was listening to a pod yesterday, and they were saying, like, people are buying them because they're gonna be worth a lot of money. You should buy some Taco Tacos. I just don't. We should go to that store by. By Issachai. Ooh, let me not tell you that. Where it's at. There's a store, and I bought you a Choco Taco.
- [56:52]
A
I paid for you to have a Choco Taco. You did not appreciate the experience.
- [56:55]
B
Experience. It was nasty. It was nasty.
- [56:56]
A
What you did in about two years. What you did in that moment was ate about $30,000.
- [57:02]
B
That was death.
- [57:05]
A
What's your go to ice cream? Ice cream from the grocery store is.
- [57:09]
B
My go to ice cream from the grocery store is Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie. The brownies.
- [57:14]
A
I sounded so hood. I just sounded so hood. I said, what did you say? What's your favorite ice cream for the. I said, what's your favorite ice cream from the grocery store? Is.
- [57:25]
B
None of us are shocked. You a hood ass. I love that.
- [57:28]
A
That.
- [57:28]
B
I also love the talenti. The caramel cookie crunch. That's a very good one as well. Love, love, love, love.
- [57:33]
A
Oh, it's so. Okay. Nick turned me on to Chubby Hubby. No. Chunky Monkey. Chunky Chubby Hubby. Oh, no, it's Chubby Hubby. Chubby Hubby is. It is. What is so good? Like that is Ben and Jerry. They both put their feet in that one, honey.
- [57:54]
B
But it's Jerry, right?
- [57:57]
A
No, that's Chunky Monkey. What's Chubby Hubby Monkeys Bananas. Chubby Hubby is like peanut butter pretzels and fudge.
- [58:08]
B
Okay, that's something. It could be good. Do you like, do you like.
- [58:11]
A
I might get some Chubby Hubby tonight.
- [58:12]
B
Do you like banana? Like banana flavored stuff? Like, I like bananas. I don't like banana ice cream. I don't like banana desserts. I don't like banana candies.
- [58:20]
A
I do. I like banana Laffy Taffy's. I like banana laughing Taffies very much. Norm. I absolutely not like banana Laffy. Taffy's a great. Yeah, like lemon bar flavoring I don't like is. The only flavor I don't like is cherry. Artificial cherry flavoring.
- [58:39]
B
Like a cherry Danish?
- [58:42]
A
No, just artificial cherry flavoring. I don't mind actual cherries, but when it's an artificial cherry flavoring, it tastes like medicine. Because I think it's because I connected to diamond. Because for a long time a lot of medicine was cherry flavored.
- [58:53]
B
Do you know that sometimes some people can relapse from Listerine? Did you know that's the thing? Yep.
- [59:00]
A
And vanilla extract too.
- [59:03]
B
Yeah, vanilla. I, I, I. So when I, when I did exchange rate in pandemic we used to do, it was not exchange. Yeah, we used to do those little cooking segments and they would send me like the full recipe things with like vanilla. And I would like, I would like. I didn't even know. I was. Let me taste this vanilla.
- [59:17]
A
And I was like, this tastes like,
- [59:19]
B
like alcohol like this. I feel like, like it's a drink. And the host is like, oh, yeah, girl. There's, there's like, there's a lot of alcohol and vanilla extract. I was like, that's crazy. I didn't know that there was so much alcohol and vanilla.
- [59:28]
A
I mean, I cannot even imagine vanilla extract is so pungent.
- [59:33]
B
Yeah, it is. It's very.
- [59:35]
A
Like, who. But people get drunk off of it. I Mean, probably not a lot of people, but if you're desperate and you. If you're real desperate, you know, vanilla alcohol is. Is. Is a. 70 proof.
- [59:47]
B
Oh, my God.
- [59:49]
A
70 proof. 70 proof. A little weaker than a shot of Jack. That's a little weaker than a shot of Jack Daniels.
- [59:54]
B
That's more than vodka.
- [59:57]
A
No, not all vodka. Most of vodkas are 80 proof. Most of them. All of them, though.
- [60:02]
B
70 proof. That's 35 alcohol. That's wild.
- [60:06]
A
Yeah. Do you know. Do you know how. Do you know what proof of CARDI 151 is?
- [60:14]
B
151 proof. Duh.
- [60:17]
A
Hey, also, it's the. It's the.
- [60:19]
B
Do you think I just started drinking? Do you think I just became an alcoholic yesterday, honey.
- [60:27]
A
But you can't even tell the difference between. We. We never did our blind taste test.
- [60:31]
B
We had nothing but time. I can't tonight because I'm getting on the plane.
- [60:36]
A
They're starting to. Okay, Bob, the Drag Queen videos has turned on both of us on Twitter, girl. All they're doing now is just commenting on everything we promised and have not delivered on. They're like, where's our makeup? Where's our music?
- [60:50]
B
Oh, we got a breakup today, actually.
- [60:55]
A
Yeah, I saw the email.
- [60:55]
B
I haven't read it yet, though. Yeah, it's good
- [61:00]
A
macaroni.
- [61:01]
B
Bob, We're. We're. We're at time not.
- [61:05]
A
Don't. Don't be trying to rush. Do not be trying to rush because I heard you and your little boyfriend arguing. First of all, you don't even. You're not. I know what time you're leaving for the airport, and I know you're already packed. So don't act like you got already packed.
- [61:16]
B
I'm not already packed.
- [61:17]
A
I see your bag behind money. Your bag is literally packed behind you.
- [61:20]
B
What bag? You are such a liar, Roberta. I'm going to. I'm going to Universal. I'm very excited about Universal, bitch. I'm getting on all the rides. I'm so excited.
- [61:32]
A
I don't really love the ride. If you go late at night on like a Wednesday as the park's closing, you can basically ride every single ride because there's no one there anymore. So you have to go late on a weekday. You can basically bounce to every single ride. I did this one time with Luis, bitch. I had a headache so bad from riding every single roller coaster back to back. That shit wrecked me.
- [61:54]
B
Oh, no, bitch. We're getting the VIP experience. We're getting at 10am and a universal staff member and a security guard. They come to pick me and my guests up, and they're taking us around the whole park, and we get to go through all the exit lanes, but it's the only universal.
- [62:07]
A
Yeah, Monet is bawling out of control. The other day at Kim's.
- [62:11]
B
What is express?
- [62:13]
A
I can't even talk about what I saw Monae doing. What? At Kim's birthday party. We were in the parking lot leaving, y'. All. Bob.
- [62:23]
B
Okay, first of all, you are so extra. So annoying. We're at time.
- [62:31]
A
I'm extra. I'm extra.
- [62:34]
B
We're at time.
- [62:35]
A
We'll do a quick little. We'll do a quick little Patriot exclusive so y' all can see what. What I was gagging at. We are the though, honey.
- [62:43]
B
Good night.
- [62:44]
A
Bye, everybody.
- [62:44]
B
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