Bob the Drag Queen (3:03)

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

Jacob (3:05)

And I'm Monet Xchange.

Bob the Drag Queen (3:06)

And this is Sibling rivalry.

Jacob (3:24)

On today's episode, we do some deep journalism about subdermal penis piercings.

Unnamed Speaker (3:30)

We talk about Broadway, and we find.

Jacob (3:32)

Out what made Bob say this.

Unnamed Speaker (3:34)

I said, no, Monet. Stop trying to convince me. And we found out what made Monet say this.

Jacob (3:40)

If you don't want to buy me, I will fuck you up on site.

Unnamed Speaker (3:45)

What's on your agenda today? I invited Monet to my studio and she's too busy. By the way, my studio is three minutes from Monet's house. Yeah.

Jacob (3:51)

And I'm very busy today. I land today. I have people here. I have construction going on. I have some stuff I have to. Project manager at my home.

Unnamed Speaker (3:56)

You're doing the construct? You like nailing stuff, too?

Jacob (3:58)

No, but I am. I am approving things and being like, yeah, put this here. Like the hour doing this podcast is.

Unnamed Speaker (4:03)

Why don't you approve a bunch of it beforehand and then spend 10 minutes?

Jacob (4:06)

Because I can't, because I'm anal. And I want. Because I.

Unnamed Speaker (4:09)

When?

Jacob (4:09)

When is like a 10 minute?

Unnamed Speaker (4:10)

Like, okay, you can. They'll lay out their proposals. All I need is 10 minutes. I need 30 minutes. Now listen to me. I'm not done with my pitch. Three minutes of your time to get here. Ten minutes of your time here. Three minutes back. That's 16 minutes.

Jacob (4:23)

I'm not interested in that. I want to be here while it's all good and done.

Unnamed Speaker (4:25)

You're not going to give me 16 minutes?

Jacob (4:27)

And then after that, Godoy is coming over here. I spent an hour and a half with Godoy. He's doing a body mold of me and then do it here. What?

Bob the Drag Queen (4:34)

No.

Jacob (4:34)

He's coming at my home and doing it while he's coming here. He's coming here so I can do it while they're doing it, so I can be like, hey, actually, this. Okay, good doy. Back to what we're doing, then. Always doing your measurements for me. Then I'm doing a fitting with someone named Sergio who's making me this really dope costume.

Unnamed Speaker (4:50)

You can also do that here. Too.

Jacob (4:51)

If you want, sir, I'm going to. No, I'm doing it all at my home.

Unnamed Speaker (4:54)

I'm saying I'm offering it to you.

Jacob (4:55)

You have there, There's.

Unnamed Speaker (4:56)

There's ample space here at the city.

Jacob (4:57)

Yeah, but I don't want to go. I want to do it here because that's taking me away from being here at home. And it's like a meeting at 2, at 3 o'clock.

Unnamed Speaker (5:06)

And then what's after that?

Jacob (5:07)

And then Andy and I are meeting together to do the gravel gluing at my home.

Unnamed Speaker (5:11)

And then when you done that, what are you doing? What are you doing after that?

Jacob (5:13)

Because, you know, I told you, I told you I'm busy until 6:00. So after 6:00.

Unnamed Speaker (5:18)

So what's. What's, what's after 6, we g out then, right?

Jacob (5:20)

Andy and I are supposed to be having quality time, but I can see if. Andy.

Unnamed Speaker (5:24)

Andy working out. I'm working out with Andy until 6.

Jacob (5:27)

Andy's not where is Andy Aware of this? Working on time.

Unnamed Speaker (5:30)

Andy said whatever I'm doing with money, I'm canceling it to do this because it's more important.

Jacob (5:35)

Okay.

Unnamed Speaker (5:36)

You just forget the text.

Jacob (5:38)

Yeah, actually.

Unnamed Speaker (5:41)

I'll just forward it to you right now. I actually said it. All right.

Jacob (5:44)

I'm going to put on the screen and you and Jacob don't come and doctor because y'all know. Y'all know Bob and Jacob will doctor an image if the last thing they do y'all time and time again.

Unnamed Speaker (5:51)

I actually said it much nicer than Andy said it. I feel bad when you see what Andy. What you're about to say.

Jacob (5:56)

Y'all are so full of it, y'all. We know y'all would doctor an image.

Unnamed Speaker (6:01)

I'm copying, Bob.

Jacob (6:04)

It don't take that much to copy it. This. Bob, I'm copying.

Unnamed Speaker (6:08)

I am copying it right now.

Jacob (6:10)

I'm copying it right now.

Unnamed Speaker (6:12)

Now. Do you want. Do you want to read this? Do you want to read what? What? What? I just forwarded. You read it. You chose this. Read it.

Jacob (6:28)

Bob just texted me. Kevin, this job is not more important than our relationship.

Unnamed Speaker (6:35)

So, I mean, I don't know. By the way, the job was the. The job was what y'all have.

Jacob (6:42)

Oh, why are you. Bob, you know, I came to this thing. I miss you so much. I was speaking to you that you were coming with me with all this venom, and I don't like it.

Unnamed Speaker (6:50)

I wanted to hang out with you. I heard you was in town yesterday.

Jacob (6:53)

No, I was on Tuesday. Oh, yeah. I flew out, like, at 8:00 in the morning because I had to do the show last night in Denver. And then I literally flew back this morning because there's just so much going on. You look so cute at the Wicked premiere. I was so proud of you.

Unnamed Speaker (7:05)

Oh, thank you. That was a fun collaboration with lots of amazing. Excuse me, Red Bull. Lots of amazing people collabing. Godoy sewed the outfit and Rob headed up the styling and Layla McQueen did our makeup and Jacob took the pictures.

Jacob (7:24)

Who did the hair?

Unnamed Speaker (7:26)

This guy in Dallas. And I would give him a shout out, but he didn't give a discount. So I'm just going to keep it.

Jacob (7:31)

I know I've been. I've been very. So funny. You say that. I've been on this, like, thing of, like, should I shout people out who aren't. I'm like, sometimes I do something I don't like. Even though you discount, I don't feel that's a need for me to not give you a shout out or give you a shout out. But, you know, or if I also. If I just really like your business, I'll just say it. Like, I don't care about that. But it's. Yeah, it depends.

Unnamed Speaker (7:52)

I mean, he and I weren't close enough. I don't. I can't really vouch for him as a person. He did good hair.

Jacob (7:57)

And how did you find him on Insta?

Unnamed Speaker (8:00)

Rob found him.

Jacob (8:02)

Oh, God.

Unnamed Speaker (8:03)

Yeah.

Jacob (8:04)

I really like Rob.

Unnamed Speaker (8:06)

Yeah, Robert's cool guy.

Jacob (8:07)

I hope he stays around.

Unnamed Speaker (8:10)

So far, he's been doing pretty good. We've been together for over a year now. Yeah, we together over a year now because we spent last Christmas together.

Jacob (8:22)

Yeah, I went together last Christmas. Was that. Was that when Madonna started?

Unnamed Speaker (8:26)

No, it is not. Madonna started two years ago.

Jacob (8:29)

Really?

Unnamed Speaker (8:30)

Yeah.

Jacob (8:31)

Y'all were touring during Christmas?

Unnamed Speaker (8:34)

No, the whole process. We were touring last Christmas. Yeah, We. We had Santa Claus on stage in D.C. all right. We took a short break before. For the. For the. For the Yuletide holiday and in the new year.

Jacob (8:47)

And that's crazy.

Unnamed Speaker (8:48)

And.

Jacob (8:48)

But. And y'all slamming along. As long as Taylor Swift.

Unnamed Speaker (8:50)

Ass.

Jacob (8:51)

Taylor Swift has been on this era tour literally feels like an era in.

Unnamed Speaker (8:55)

Those eras, several eras.

Jacob (8:57)

Girl will not stop doing. You cannot. You cannot show From Taylor's dead cold fingertips. Girl.

Unnamed Speaker (9:05)

In her defense, they won't stop paying her if. If people keep buying tickets. Keep doing. Listen, Hamilton fan with the opera said we'll stop Fan with the opera said we'll stop doing the show and Y'all stop buying tickets. And then 30 some odd years later, people said, we're done.

Jacob (9:19)

You know, that was. Everything we talked about is before. So I don't want to beat a dead horse, but I just do not enjoy that show. I don't see, I don't know, I don't see what people see in this show.

Unnamed Speaker (9:27)

I can we spoken about Hamilton before. I mean about Phantom before. Yeah.

Jacob (9:30)

I think we did a thing about longest running Broadway shows and I think I went into a little rant about how I did like the Phantom is one of the first broader shows I saw and I did not like it. I did not get it. I don't. It's not for me.

Unnamed Speaker (9:40)

I've never seen Phantom.

Jacob (9:41)

Really.

Unnamed Speaker (9:42)

I saw the movie.

Jacob (9:44)

Can I tell you something that really irks me?

Unnamed Speaker (9:46)

There's a movie, there's a movie family.

Jacob (9:49)

Something that really irks me. And as you saw a theater connoisseur tell me you feel this way too. Theater faggots that don't go see theater. But the entire personality is, I love theater. I'm Broadway, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway. Yet I don't, Yet I don't see slash. I know you don't go out to a lot of Broadway shows or. I don't. Yeah, like, I'm like, bitch, if you are true to this, you are you, you, you, you are going to be one of the new things coming out. You, you get, you're going and see the shows. Like you're doing the thing. You're not just like presenting yourself as a theater fag on social media. You know what I mean? Like you, like you say you are the, you are the Broadway, you know, theater, all that. But bitch, I don't use old school Broadway queen.

Unnamed Speaker (10:29)

And she like, likes the old, old, old stuff. And that's not on Broadway anymore. Maybe, maybe.

Jacob (10:36)

But like, you're right.

Unnamed Speaker (10:37)

Theater, in defense of people who might be like that, theater is a scotch expensive. It is expensive. And also it's a little. It's. Even if, even if it's not out of your price range, it's just inaccessible because it's in New York and everyone else is, you know, where they are. But shows do travel and they're all. And shows travel and there are cheap options for shows and there's also local theater, there's regional theater. I am a musical theater queen. I would say I probably see at this point maybe four to six musicals a year.

Jacob (11:18)

What was the, what was the four to six you saw this year?

Unnamed Speaker (11:22)

This year I saw Strange Loop at The Amazon.

Jacob (11:26)

Did I go with you to that? Yes, you. Who do we go with? It was a bunch of black people.

Unnamed Speaker (11:33)

It was you, Carl, Marvin.

Unnamed Speaker (11:38)

Yeah, it was just me and Marvin. It wasn't a bunch.

Jacob (11:39)

It was just there. Jacob came, too.

Unnamed Speaker (11:41)

And me.

Unnamed Speaker (11:41)

Jacob did come, but it wasn't. It was.

Jacob (11:43)

And Jacob. And Jacob uses black voice.

Unnamed Speaker (11:46)

Jake. I want to be clear, y'all. In that video online of me getting photos taken, that is not Jacob doing a black voice. That is Rob, a black person talking. Everyone's like, why Jacob doing his black set? That's not Jacob. That is Rob. That is Rob Ryan, a black person talking. And they're standing. They're standing next to each other.

Jacob (12:07)

So it looks like it's coming from.

Unnamed Speaker (12:08)

The camp, but, yeah, that's not. That's not Jacob, allegedly.

Jacob (12:13)

Do you know. Do you know that that new TikTok trend where you should. Where you show the thing and it's like. It's like. It's like looking at it right on the wall, it's like, black. Black women need to stop being blah, blah, blah. Then the camera flips around. It's a white person. Like, oh, literally.

Unnamed Speaker (12:24)

Would it be funny if someone did Someone, like, for real, though, White people need to stop doing these, like. And I was always like, it's really not that big of a deal if white people have a black accent. And then it cuts back and it's cute and they go, oop. Sometimes your voice is just the way you talk because of where you were. You're not doing a black set.

Jacob (12:40)

Ooh.

Unnamed Speaker (12:43)

Try to make that one.

Jacob (12:44)

Oh, my God. No.

Unnamed Speaker (12:46)

She already hates me, so it's matter.

Jacob (12:48)

Yeah, I think she hates me, too. And, you know I like you.

Unnamed Speaker (12:52)

I.

Jacob (12:53)

You know, I don't know why I like you.

Unnamed Speaker (12:55)

Lying ass dog. You should make. I think people really laugh if you made one. Being like, I don't really think that Jinx Monsoon deserved to win. Ooh, people would love that. Him, teacher make one. Bob the Drag Queen is clearly overrated. Oop.

Jacob (13:16)

And you know, what about me? And if you don't what about me? I will fuck you up on site. I will come out your office today, bitch.

Unnamed Speaker (13:21)

I can't even get to come over here? Is that what I gotta do? That's what it's gonna take. Let me get to.

Jacob (13:38)

Oh, my God. So you had Sydney Washington, Amber and Jasmine to show. That's. I'm so sad I wasn't there. I'm so.

Unnamed Speaker (13:44)

It wasn't a very magical show.

Jacob (13:48)

That's what Andy told me.

Unnamed Speaker (13:49)

He told me it was always funny. I love Sydney's always funny, baby.

Bob the Drag Queen (13:54)

Sydney turned it up.

Unnamed Speaker (13:55)

Turned the competition up to 100. I mean, she was on fire. She was in rare form. She was going literally. The. The people who worked at the venue posted her being like, funniest I've ever seen. I was like, I'll just. I'll just go kick rocks. I'm kidding. No, she was amazing. Like, so good. She went off and Jasmine and Amber were so fucking good. It was just a good show.

Jacob (14:23)

Do you know I fell in with.

Unnamed Speaker (14:23)

Sydney when we had Tempest du Jour came.

Jacob (14:26)

Oh, wait, does she live in Phoenix?

Unnamed Speaker (14:28)

She lives in Tucson.

Jacob (14:29)

Okay. Tucks.

Unnamed Speaker (14:30)

Him and a couple of the dancers from literally just a couple. Two of them shout out to Jackson and why am I forgetting his name right now? Chaz shouted Jackson and Chaz who came to see me in Phoenix and Chaz is mine. Huh?

Jacob (14:50)

Dancers from where? Be told us dance. We don't know what dancers.

Unnamed Speaker (14:52)

They're just dance. They're just people who. They're just people who dance. Why do dances have to be attached to something?

Jacob (14:57)

Where do you know these dances from? Where they are. Were they from your tour singers?

Unnamed Speaker (15:01)

People don't say singers from what? You get to just be a singer, but dance have to be a dancer from.

Jacob (15:06)

No, for you.

Unnamed Speaker (15:07)

That's crazy.

Jacob (15:08)

For you because I know that. I know they must be from something that you did. So stop acting.

Unnamed Speaker (15:13)

You can't just be a singer. Singers can just be singers. But dance has to be connected to someone because you don't think dance is a real artist. Say that with your whole chest. You think dances belong in the background? Say it. Say it out loud. Tell us the real. Let the. Let people see the real Monet anyway. They happen to have danced on the Celebration tour.

Jacob (15:34)

You are such a fucking bitch. I want to take this, but I.

Unnamed Speaker (15:38)

Want to be clear that they are dancers in their own right. But they did happen to have had danced on the Celebration tour by coincidence.

Jacob (15:47)

But they were dancers before that. Coincidence before that. I like your new setup is very cute.

Unnamed Speaker (15:54)

Before do what?

Jacob (15:55)

Your new setup is very cute. I love the.

Unnamed Speaker (15:57)

This is why I'm trying to get you to come to the studio.

Jacob (15:59)

Okay, I heard about it and I will see it. Bob, you know what? We're not gonna stop being friends after today. I'm sure I will get a chance to see your space soon.

Unnamed Speaker (16:06)

Y'all, listen. This is.

Jacob (16:07)

Y'all, this is so Bob wouldn't bother something. You have to see it today. He has. When Bob Gets a snack, he finishes, he's eating it. Now when Bob gets a beverage, he is chugging the whole thing.

Unnamed Speaker (16:18)

I will see the space maybe I'm living in. You know, I'll tell you why I do that in a second.

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Unnamed Speaker (20:39)

Jacob, were you wearing a flag over your. What are you wearing? Oh, it's a blanko, Jacob.

Jacob (20:43)

Okay, so ever since I, I mentioned.

Unnamed Speaker (20:45)

No, no, no. Maybe Monet, that's her trauma response. Maybe. I'm afraid the, the building's going to burn down. You ever thought about that?

Jacob (20:52)

God, dude.

Unnamed Speaker (20:53)

You ever thought about that? You know, everything, you got your degree.

Jacob (20:58)

So ever since I, I pointed out how emphatic Jacob is about his counting in, he's really made a very common demure And Jacob, I miss your counting.

Unnamed Speaker (21:09)

I want to say this real quick. I have been trying these new snacks, and I am the only one who likes them. What they're called, don't worry. This is not paid. I don't work with. I don't work with. Don't worry. But they make these meringue treats so you can have snacks. And this whole container is just. Is just 20 calories. So if you want to satiate your sweet tooth, you can do it without. Jacob said everyone hates them. This is. This is one. There's one calorie. But I love them.

Jacob (21:52)

I'll try it. But I'm not a meringue person. Like, when I see. When I watch. Great. This past week, they had a meringue. Whatever it was, they use a meringue. I don't like. I don't like meringue. I don't. It's just. It's just I'm not a meringue girly.

Unnamed Speaker (22:06)

Is Meringue Pie a good drag name?

Jacob (22:10)

No. I thought about one last night that I came up with. Oh, what. What for? This is for. This is for a theater queen, a singing queen. And it's going to be what, say, Sara? Serenade. It's a good one, right?

Unnamed Speaker (22:21)

Oh, Serenade would be a good name.

Jacob (22:23)

That's a good serenade.

Unnamed Speaker (22:24)

Should I.

Jacob (22:24)

Should I talk about.

Unnamed Speaker (22:25)

How about. How about Belta Ballot?

Jacob (22:28)

Belta is not a name.

Unnamed Speaker (22:30)

Belta girl. If Delta's a name, Belt is a name.

Jacob (22:34)

Delta. No, Delta is. No, Delta is a thing. Belta is not.

Unnamed Speaker (22:39)

So you don't know this. So in the south, black twins often have rhyming names. It's very common for black twins in the south to have rhyming names. Not only that, and you like Brian and Ryan or like Stacy and Tracy, but they will also just take a name and then make up a name. So I knew a Yolanda. Everyone knows Yolanda. And then Zalanda. I've never met a Zalanda who wasn't this one Zalanda. Or they'll be like Kevin and Bevin. Like, they will. They will make a name rhyme. They will make a name rhyme with a name that everyone knows.

Jacob (23:12)

I don't think that's the only thing. That's strictly for the South. I know that.

Unnamed Speaker (23:19)

I don't know. So you know a lot of black twins with rhyming names?

Jacob (23:22)

Yeah, I think. I think that's just a twin thing. People love making the twins rhyme.

Unnamed Speaker (23:25)

White people do not give their twins rhyming names.

Jacob (23:27)

Tn Tn. Tamara. I mean, it's not close.

Unnamed Speaker (23:30)

But that doesn't rhyme. That doesn't rhyme.

Jacob (23:33)

They rhyme. They rhyme. They rhyme in the front.

Unnamed Speaker (23:36)

That's not how they work. It's called alliteration. Kardashians use. The Kardashians use alliteration. Kim, Khloe, Chris, or.

Jacob (23:45)

Oh, I had to unfollow the Kardashians.

Unnamed Speaker (23:48)

Why? Wait, what happened?

Jacob (23:49)

Well, I only followed Kim and Khloe, but it just came. It's just so evident that these are probably Trump supporters. So I was just like, I just can't. I just can't. I just can't.

Unnamed Speaker (23:58)

I just don't know much. I don't know much about the. I think. I think Kim Kardashian made it really clear that she's a Trump supporter when she worked with him to get that lady out of prison.

Jacob (24:05)

But it was no, because with that it was like, hey. What it seemed like to me as someone's consuming that content was, I'm putting my things aside because I care about more about the justice for this black woman than what this person does and who he is. That's what it felt like.

Unnamed Speaker (24:21)

Even though her husband was at the time a fervent Trump.

Jacob (24:24)

But they weren't together anymore. This one, she had been longer.

Unnamed Speaker (24:27)

I don't follow the Kardashians that. Well, you eat me up with. I really don't follow them that much or at all when something crazy happens. The dress. I remember when the, when the, the dress happened. The. The Marilyn Monroe dress.

Jacob (24:40)

Oh, wait. Oh, that. The fact that she borrowed and ripped it or whatever happened to it.

Unnamed Speaker (24:44)

Yeah, that was everywhere.

Jacob (24:45)

Yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (24:46)

And I am, I am on costume tick tock and wardrobe. Like, I didn't get back on costume tick tock. I made it. Or it's like fashion tick tock. But I want to get back on costume tick tock. It's such a great place. It's just about costume designers and cosplayers and drag queens specifically gearing toward the costumes, though. And I was on it pretty intensely for a while, but somehow I, I got off it.

Jacob (25:07)

How do you, how do you think you ended up on costume TikTok?

Unnamed Speaker (25:10)

Just probably looking up costumes and stuff. I mean, and I was really looking at a lot of cosplay stuff because I started following this one cosplayer who does all these cool outfits and. And then I think. And then I just ended up on.

Jacob (25:26)

There, you know, costume talk.

Unnamed Speaker (25:29)

Maybe a movie came out that everyone was dressing up, like for a while. Maybe this is. This was like maybe like two years ago.

Jacob (25:34)

Though work.

Unnamed Speaker (25:37)

I cannot believe that I've been on TikTok for that long.

Jacob (25:39)

I mean, you've been on Tick Tock. So you've been on Tick Tock since, like, heavy. Since the pandemic.

Unnamed Speaker (25:44)

Yeah. Right. Yeah. So four years now. And I was looking at the other day, I have pictures on Facebook that are 19 years old.

Jacob (25:57)

I mean, we all do, right? I mean, I've been using Facebook since Monet.

Unnamed Speaker (26:00)

We don't all. Some of us. Some of us were. There's someone listening to this podcast who wasn't alive 19 years ago.

Jacob (26:08)

I started my Facebook. So 2008. 2008 to 2. 20. 20. 24 is what. That's 20. Oh, oh, oh, hold on.

Unnamed Speaker (26:21)

New York public schools.

Jacob (26:23)

That's. That's 16 years.

Unnamed Speaker (26:24)

2008. 2008 was 16 years ago.

Jacob (26:28)

That's 12 years.

Unnamed Speaker (26:30)

I think 2008 was 16 years ago.

Jacob (26:33)

Yeah, you're right.

Unnamed Speaker (26:35)

Yeah, but. And everyone stop. Delete your Facebook. You has Facebook, baby. Facebook is the most well documented chunk of my life. Like, there is no. There is no.

Bob the Drag Queen (26:47)

No app.

Unnamed Speaker (26:47)

There is no photo book. There is no Google Drive. There's nothing that has more that has archived my life, my career, my posters, my friends. Better than Facebook.

Jacob (26:59)

Well, what it is, I'm not saying.

Unnamed Speaker (27:00)

I'm not. I'm not caping for fucking Zuckerberg, but it has documented my life since I was 19 years old.

Jacob (27:06)

Well, I mean, but for some people, that's X, that's Twitter. Some people who, like, lived on Twitter, like, that's what the thing is, I think for. I mean, for me too, I think Facebook is also a career to document that. But I change. I had my pre drag Facebook and I had my post drag Facebook. I don't even know how to get into my old Facebook. Like my. My college Facebook, and that was the one that my name was like Kevin Requiem or something. And like my.

Unnamed Speaker (27:29)

I remember Kevin Requiem.

Jacob (27:33)

Monet used to.

Unnamed Speaker (27:33)

Be like, I don't want people to.

Jacob (27:34)

Know my last name. My mom. My mom was like, you should not have your last name.

Unnamed Speaker (27:38)

I never understood that. People. This is no shade to these people. But people who are not famous, no one's looking for. No one's chasing you down. And now I will say, as someone who has had their identity stolen before, it is very, very frustrating. It is incredibly upsetting to have your identity stolen. I'm gonna say that with my whole justices. But at the same time, it'd be wild when folks like, the folks who thought they were getting microchipped, meanwhile they're like. Like a kindergarten teacher living in Pigeon, Tennessee.

Jacob (28:14)

Do you know they do that in. There's that thing on Whole Foods. Go check out Whole Foods. We can, like, swipe your palm to check out as opposed to using a card or anything. And I don't know how they do that. I don't know if it reads.

Unnamed Speaker (28:25)

Maybe fingerprints. I mean, we go to clear. They look at your eyes.

Jacob (28:30)

It's not fingerprints, though. You literally wave your. It's a little thing and you wave your hand over it.

Unnamed Speaker (28:35)

Would you get a chip?

Jacob (28:38)

If you ask me today? No. How technology evolves and changes in the future, probably, yes. But as of today, absolutely not.

Unnamed Speaker (28:47)

Why not?

Jacob (28:48)

I don't know. I just. I. The safety of it. I don't know how safe. Safe it is to have it up inside me.

Unnamed Speaker (28:54)

It's just a chip.

Jacob (28:55)

But I don't want you, you know. You know, I know people that go. That get those subdermal implants that they get infected and. And you can't. You. They. They have to take it out. You be like. Miss. Like a chunk of your body.

Unnamed Speaker (29:05)

I mean, people give foreign objects in everybody all the time.

Jacob (29:07)

Yeah. And maybe how. Sometimes they get infected and you have to have a whole thing.

Unnamed Speaker (29:11)

Yeah.

Jacob (29:13)

That has the. Has a subdermal thing on their dick.

Unnamed Speaker (29:16)

No, I'm not sucking a Pierce dick. What if something comes unscrewed? Now, now. Now I got a quarter pound of metal on my stomach.

Jacob (29:23)

No, not a Prince Albert. You. You can get, like, on the shaft of their penis, like.

Unnamed Speaker (29:28)

Yeah. I said no jewelry. I'm not sucking any jewelry.

Jacob (29:30)

It's under the skin. It's not on top of it.

Unnamed Speaker (29:33)

I said no, Monet, stop trying to convince me.

Jacob (29:37)

But I'm saying the thing that you're afraid of is not. There's no fear of that happening. There's nothing to do.

Unnamed Speaker (29:42)

No, because those things can still come because those balls are. What if one comes undone?

Jacob (29:46)

No, that's not what I'm talking about. I think we talk about two different things.

Unnamed Speaker (29:49)

Under the bottom of the dick, they have their dicks pierced.

Jacob (29:51)

No, not that. That's what I'm talking about. On the top of the. This is the penis. Right on top of the penis, they have, like a heart or like a thing under. It's like. I don't know how they do it. It's a subdermal.

Unnamed Speaker (30:02)

Is it pierce and is it metal?

Jacob (30:03)

It's not metal. It's not pierce. It's something like cartilagy under, like, the thing. Let me. I'm gonna Try to send a picture to show you.

Unnamed Speaker (30:10)

Jacob. Jacob, have you seen these in our. Have you separated these?

Unnamed Speaker (30:15)

I haven't seen this specifically on a penis, but I have seen similar things. Subdermal implants on other parts of the body. Yes.

Unnamed Speaker (30:21)

Have you sucked one of these penises?

Jacob (30:23)

I was presented with one and like, I did it, but at first I was like, what am I looking at here? Like, is this like a.

Unnamed Speaker (30:30)

And what, did they have a heart on their dick?

Jacob (30:32)

It was a heart. She had a heart on the top.

Unnamed Speaker (30:35)

But you don't understand. What you don't understand was I suck the skin off the dick. I would end up swallowing whatever it is. No. You know, I have a little umbrella hook on my penis.

Jacob (30:44)

I'm sorry, what?

Unnamed Speaker (30:45)

You know how an umbrella looks in the bottom? How it curves? Yes, I have one on my penis.

Jacob (30:53)

Okay.

Unnamed Speaker (30:54)

I'm not kidding.

Jacob (30:56)

What? An implant?

Unnamed Speaker (30:58)

No, it's just, it's just the way my penis is.

Unnamed Speaker (31:01)

What you say, general shape. It's just. He's just saying his. He has a captain hook.

Unnamed Speaker (31:06)

No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not the hook. There's a vein on my penis. Jacob's seen it.

Jacob (31:13)

Oh, a vein, like on the top of your dick?

Unnamed Speaker (31:16)

That looks like. That looks like an umbrella hook.

Jacob (31:18)

Oh, okay. That's different.

Unnamed Speaker (31:19)

And I mean exactly like an umbrella hook.

Jacob (31:22)

I'm gonna try to send this copy image. I'm putting the thing. I can't believe, Bob, the amount of dicks you done seen in your life, you've never seen one of these.

Unnamed Speaker (31:30)

That's crazy. That felt.

Jacob (31:33)

I mean, we literally talked about our numbers on here.

Unnamed Speaker (31:35)

I'm just saying that felt a little.

Bob the Drag Queen (31:37)

Slut shaming, the way you sat at Paul.

Jacob (31:39)

Look. Look at what I said in the thing.

Unnamed Speaker (31:42)

The weird monogamous queen felt like she was getting a little shamey. Yeah, you think? Maybe you're a little shamey.

Jacob (31:50)

Of it. But the ones I've seen, like, guys, like, they do it like, you just get like a.

Unnamed Speaker (31:53)

Obviously we're not putting this on the screen.

Jacob (31:55)

Yeah, we can't put that on the screen. But sometimes they're balls. Their squares, their hearts, their stars. Like, they're like, what the fuck is this?

Unnamed Speaker (32:02)

Just a. What the fuck is this supposed to be? It looks like the select button on the PlayStation 5 remote. Like, I don't get what this is supposed to be.

Jacob (32:16)

It's like a thing. People get subdermal implants all the time.

Unnamed Speaker (32:18)

But what is this?

Bob the Drag Queen (32:19)

What shape is this supposed to be?

Jacob (32:21)

I, I, I Don't know. This looks like someone that has. I don't know what he got going on.

Unnamed Speaker (32:25)

I mean, it looks like it. It looks like it. Whatever it is, it was intentional. But I don't, I don't get what the hell that shape is supposed to be.

Jacob (32:31)

I think sometimes people get it. I don't think it's for a specific a shape, but it's, it's to give your penis more. So when you're someone is. It's more for the person and not you is what I've heard. But, you know, I wouldn't.

Unnamed Speaker (32:44)

Well, no, I've not experienced a subdermal, whatever those things are.

Jacob (32:49)

Have you, have you, have you ever been met with a penis that had like a crazy tattoo under dick?

Unnamed Speaker (32:57)

No. No tattoos. No. I've, I've, I've. I hooked up with a guy who had a penis person, but I didn't do anything with his penis.

Jacob (33:05)

Got it. I would, I would love to suck up Prince Albert just, just for the fun of it. I just want to.

Unnamed Speaker (33:09)

What if they. What if it unlodges?

Jacob (33:12)

It's not, it's not.

Unnamed Speaker (33:13)

You know, a lot of them are also connected via magnet.

Jacob (33:17)

What do you mean?

Unnamed Speaker (33:19)

So they don't all screw on. Some of them are just like the, there's, there's the loop, the circle, and then if anything goes in, it's just a magnet.

Jacob (33:27)

Like the ball to keep it on is a magnet. A friend of mine recently got a Prince Albert and it's like a crazy healing time and it's like bleeding. You have to like sleep with like, with like puppy pads on your bed because like you bleed and stuff. Because at night, you know, when you sleep, you get erection and like, it's like, it just seems like so much work for this fucking piercing. It seems like so much work.

Unnamed Speaker (33:47)

You get erections when you sleep.

Jacob (33:49)

Everyone does. You're getting. You're throughout the night when you are going through sleep cycles, you were having erections throughout the night.

Unnamed Speaker (33:57)

I've never had an erection when I slept.

Jacob (33:58)

That's literally impossible.

Unnamed Speaker (34:00)

You don't know that.

Jacob (34:01)

I know it. It's impossible. Bob, you have had. Tonight you watch me sleep.

Unnamed Speaker (34:06)

You're crotch watching while I sleep.

Jacob (34:08)

I sure am. And tonight when you go to bed, put a piece of toilet tissue around your penis. And if it's ripped, when you wake up in the morning, that means you got, you got a boner while you were sleeping.

Unnamed Speaker (34:17)

What, am I going to tape it? How's it going to stay around?

Jacob (34:20)

Yeah, put a, put a Little. Put a piece of fucking scotch tape. I'm not asking a duct tape your penis shut, bitch. I said just put a little piece of scotch on your dick. What the fuck?

Unnamed Speaker (34:28)

Have you done this before? No, it can also rip because I'm like, rolling. I roll around in the bed.

Jacob (34:34)

See, I'm a. I'm a. When I get in bed, the position I go to sleep in is a position I wake up. I know people that.

Unnamed Speaker (34:41)

But how you know you're not moving around and just going back and just starting back where you started?

Jacob (34:45)

No, I'm not.

Unnamed Speaker (34:47)

Would you be comfortable with us putting a camera above your bed one night?

Jacob (34:49)

Yeah, I don't care. I see people.

Unnamed Speaker (34:51)

You think you're going to be in the same position the whole time.

Jacob (34:56)

Let's go back and I'll tell you more about my position.

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Jacob (39:23)

Jacob, if you don't give me an enthusiastic countdown, you're. You're. You're off of this gig.

Unnamed Speaker (39:30)

You cannot.

Jacob (39:32)

It's so cute. Yeah, no, I. I am confident. I don't move. I don't move when I sleep. I, like, sleep like this and I sleep.

Unnamed Speaker (39:42)

Yeah, I feel like I sleep more.

Bob the Drag Queen (39:44)

Soundly than you do.

Jacob (39:47)

You don't.

Unnamed Speaker (39:48)

You.

Jacob (39:48)

Nigga. You look like a rambunctious ass Sleep. You. You look. I feel like you are tossing, turning, kicking. You are fighting.

Unnamed Speaker (39:56)

You've seen me sleep, and you've seen me sleep before.

Jacob (40:00)

Yeah, same.

Unnamed Speaker (40:01)

But you didn't see me kicking.

Jacob (40:04)

But I feel like you were putting.

Unnamed Speaker (40:06)

On in full deep rim. I'm. I'm. That. I'm that extra, but I'm putting on in deep rim sleep.

Jacob (40:13)

1. Honey, you are the most extra. Are you fucking kidding me?

Unnamed Speaker (40:17)

One day, me and Monet are gonna put a cat. We're gonna sleep in the same bed side by side, and we're going to. We never slept in the same bed before. Isn't that crazy?

Jacob (40:24)

I know. And why is that?

Unnamed Speaker (40:26)

Wait, we never slept in the same bed.

Jacob (40:27)

Really?

Unnamed Speaker (40:27)

Not once.

Jacob (40:28)

There's that one time when we came to New York and we were having a BOMO meeting and you came to my room at the Ace, and then we got done. You had a really travel long travel day. And you were like, when I came to lay on your bed, I was like, yeah. So we both laid on the bed. You're like, I just love being harvested.

Unnamed Speaker (40:42)

Well, Monet laughed at me because I took my clothes off to lay in bed. Which is, by the way, Mon is like, why? I was like, well, money, you have a strict rule that no one can wear clothes that have ever seen the light of day.

Jacob (40:53)

I don't like your bed in bed.

Unnamed Speaker (40:56)

Do what?

Jacob (40:57)

I. I don't like street clothes in my bed, especially in New York.

Unnamed Speaker (40:59)

But I respected your rule, and you were like, this is crazy. Why are you taking your clothes off?

Jacob (41:03)

And then see all Bob gets tucked in. Like, Bob tucks. Like, he's like. Like he's in preschool about to take his nap. He just goes. I just love being horizontal. I love laying down.

Unnamed Speaker (41:13)

Like, I love laying down almost as much as I love walking in parking lots.

Jacob (41:19)

I can't. Like five minutes. Oh, like, like 30 minutes. That was after the.

Unnamed Speaker (41:24)

After the Wicked premiere. Jacob and I went. Jacob has a photo studio. And we went to Jacob's photo studio. And I need to tell you something. Right the thermostat that tik tok. And this is Jacob's private place. Where. This is Jacob's space. I don't have nothing to do with it. I've only. I've only been there twice, actually, three times. If. Including me coming back, it was either 53 or 57 degrees.

Jacob (41:49)

That's too cold.

Unnamed Speaker (41:51)

I was.

Jacob (41:52)

That is too cold.

Unnamed Speaker (41:53)

Shivering. I was literally shaking.

Jacob (41:56)

That's too cold.

Unnamed Speaker (41:56)

And I was like, jacob, we have to go home. I can't be here another 20 seconds.

Jacob (42:00)

Jacob, there are limits. 53 degree is. Is.

Unnamed Speaker (42:03)

It was either 53 or 57. I just remember it was 57. I was. My eyes were. I was. My head was shaking. I couldn't even focus.

Jacob (42:09)

That's. That's crazy cold.

Unnamed Speaker (42:12)

Jacob, you want. You want to come forward and say something about that? Jacob? Yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (42:15)

I mean, there are a couple things that were happening, I think. First of all, I. That wasn't. I didn't, like, set that with the temperature in mind. When we started getting ready at my studio, I had the windows open. My studio has very large windows. So when the windows are like the up, it becomes very hot via the greenhouse effect. So I just kind of like turn the thermostat on to cool it down when I'm going to bed at night. That's the temperature I set it for, because I like to go to bed in a frigid thing. So I feel really nice and cozy underneath my big blankets.

Jacob (42:47)

There's a fridge. Go sleep in the fridge.

Unnamed Speaker (42:52)

Jacob said if we had a. If we had a walk in fridge, I would.

Jacob (42:56)

Jacob, wait. Tyra. Jacob, you set it at 57 or.

Unnamed Speaker (42:59)

53 to sleep 57. Well, also, here's the other part too. My air conditioning in my unit doesn't actually correspond to the thing you set it to. So if I want it to get cold and I set it to 65, sometimes it will just be like, okay, it's 65 degrees. Even though it's not 65 degrees. So sometimes you have to set it colder than 65 to get it to a cool temperature.

Unnamed Speaker (43:23)

Sure.

Unnamed Speaker (43:23)

It's, like, not an exact science. So if I set it to 53 degrees, the apartment's not going to cool down to 50, 53 degrees. It's probably going to stop around 60, which is where I really would like it.

Unnamed Speaker (43:33)

I agree. It does not correlate because it might have been 40 something degrees in that apartment. It was crazy. Me, Jacob and Mikey were standing in this studio, and I was like. And I had to take off all my clothes to put on my other clothes. But I was. But it was hot in the day, so I was wearing shorts and, like, a T shirt. Guy was frozen. Frozen.

Jacob (43:59)

Yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (43:59)

Get it frozen. Jacob is the singing queen now. Jacob now sings. That was.

Bob the Drag Queen (44:06)

That was.

Unnamed Speaker (44:07)

That was frozen.

Jacob (44:10)

Oh, I. Jacob done interpolated. I was like, what?

Unnamed Speaker (44:15)

This beginning of Let it Go. It's the beginning of Let It Go also. I got to watch Jacob watch Wicked, and that was one of the greatest moments of our relationship. It was so wonderful.

Bob the Drag Queen (44:32)

Oh.

Unnamed Speaker (44:33)

They were like, are you guys ready to see Wicked? And Jacob was like, I have been waiting for this. I was 13 years old, and, baby, I saw Jacob living out his full life. It was so charming. Especially when loathing came on. That's Jacob's jam. Jacob be jamming to loathing.

Jacob (44:46)

Loathing. So, y'all, full disclosure, I was. I was. All my friends were at the fucking Wicked premiere. Every time I was seeing a thing, I was so jealous, and I was very grateful to be in Colorado singing the Dutch.

Unnamed Speaker (44:59)

You don't sound grateful.

Jacob (45:00)

I was very grateful. I was very happy to be there, but I was also very jealous. I could not make the Wicked premiere, and. But now I'm kind of happy I did. Because Bob is saying that. Because, full disclosure, I've never seen the show. I've never seen a Broadway show, obviously. I know, like, some of the big songs from, like, Popular, Defying Gravity for Good, the wizard, and I, like, I know some of the big numbers for sure, but I've never seen the Broadway production or any production of Wicked ever. So Baba's saying she thinks if I want to have a theater faggot experience, I should go see the musical.

Unnamed Speaker (45:28)

No.

Bob the Drag Queen (45:29)

That's what Jacob said.

Unnamed Speaker (45:30)

I do not agree. I don't think.

Bob the Drag Queen (45:32)

I think that to be able to.

Unnamed Speaker (45:35)

Enjoy Wicked in a way that me and Jacob were enjoying it, you would.

Bob the Drag Queen (45:38)

Have to completely familiarize yourself with it.

Unnamed Speaker (45:41)

It would take over a year to learn Wicked the way that I've been Knowing Wicked for the past, like, almost 20 years now, or maybe more than 20 years.

Jacob (45:50)

I don't know how.

Unnamed Speaker (45:50)

I can't remember how old Wicked is, but, like, this musical is just. I just. I know it. Like, I don't know it. I would say this. I. You could probably stop musical at Wicked at any point in the album, and I could probably tell you what the next lyrics are more than likely. Like, that's how well I know Wicked. You know what I mean?

Jacob (46:07)

Okay, I'm gonna play Wicked song.

Unnamed Speaker (46:10)

Kind of like. Like when I saw a dream girl, I was able to enjoy it more because I know the musical so well. I just became obsessed with it in high school.

Unnamed Speaker (46:18)

Cheryl.

Unnamed Speaker (46:20)

Oh, and I missed.

Jacob (46:21)

Don't. Don't. I know. I saw the pictures.

Unnamed Speaker (46:25)

I know.

Jacob (46:26)

I am so fucking jealous. You met Sheryl.

Unnamed Speaker (46:34)

I asked her to tell me that singing that Oozanads doesn't put food on the table. Okay.

Jacob (46:40)

Should have. She probably walked away.

Unnamed Speaker (46:42)

No, no. She was really, really, really sweet.

Bob the Drag Queen (46:44)

She was insane.

Unnamed Speaker (46:45)

She almost made me want to be nicer to fans.

Unnamed Speaker (46:47)

Wait, can you tell her. Can you tell Monet what she said or is that.

Jacob (46:51)

I can.

Unnamed Speaker (46:51)

It was so. I haven't said it anywhere. It was so random. So I went up here and I was like, I want you to know that I. I'm writing a Broadway musical. Right?

Jacob (46:59)

I don't know if it's gonna write.

Unnamed Speaker (47:00)

I wrote. I'm writing a musical right now called Harry T. Live. A concert. I've already written a book. Would you. You all can go get@readthedrag queen.com you can get my. You can pre order my book@readthedrag queen.com and, and I would love for you to be able to come see it when it. When it. When it. When it opens. And then she looked at me and she said, let's do an album together. I'm not kidding, verbatim what she said. And then on the way out, she said, I can't wait for the future.

Jacob (47:27)

Did you always change numbers or. I going to do it.

Unnamed Speaker (47:29)

She follows him on Instagram. Like we went. I went to look at her profile and it was like, follow back work.

Jacob (47:36)

Okay, I'm gonna play a song.

Unnamed Speaker (47:39)

Okay. Oh, fly. And helping you with your ascent allows me to feel so parental for I am a sentimental man.

Jacob (47:57)

What song is it?

Unnamed Speaker (47:58)

It's a sentimental.

Jacob (48:01)

Okay. Okay, let's do another one.

Unnamed Speaker (48:03)

That's. That's lowkey. An obscure one, low key.

Jacob (48:06)

I'm getting. I'm getting this. The. The. The. The obscure baddies. Okay, tell me this one.

Unnamed Speaker (48:12)

And that was Joe Gray, right?

Jacob (48:13)

It was Joe Gray. Not. Not to be confused with Earl Gray.

Unnamed Speaker (48:18)

Earl Gray. There's a picture of me and Joe Gray. This is me and Joel Gray at the New Now Next Door Wars.

Jacob (48:27)

Is it.

Unnamed Speaker (48:28)

It is that. There is a picture of us right there. There is a picture of us right there. Something bad is happening in Oz.

Jacob (48:45)

What's after that? I don't know.

Unnamed Speaker (48:48)

The song is kind of repetitive, so I can't remember which part, but that's where Ida M. Comes in. Yeah.

Bob the Drag Queen (48:55)

This.

Unnamed Speaker (48:58)

That part. I don't. I don't quite remember that part.

Jacob (49:00)

I know it. Behind the scenes. Something bad.

Unnamed Speaker (49:03)

Sorry. Bad. You're reading it. Let me send this picture of me and Joel Gray to. To the.

Bob the Drag Queen (49:12)

To the chat.

Unnamed Speaker (49:13)

Because I'm g. Say what? What?

Jacob (49:15)

What?

Unnamed Speaker (49:15)

Jay, don't do the research. I'm playing Joe's. Jo. Jay is great. Jay, like, if it ain't in there, I'm not looking for it. I'm not asking for it. It.

Jacob (49:24)

We literally. We have. Oh, God.

Unnamed Speaker (49:29)

Have what?

Jacob (49:31)

We literally have a group chat that we don't put the things in. If I was j. I. I wouldn't look for either. I'm like, y'all get. Get what you get. You don't get upset.

Unnamed Speaker (49:38)

Wow, that's crazy. That is me and Joe Gray standing on stage. Look how tiny Joe Gray is.

Jacob (49:43)

Let me see.

Unnamed Speaker (49:44)

I want to point out that Joel's hand is in the air above his head, and it's still below my.

Jacob (49:50)

Below my head. Wow, this is a cute outfit.

Unnamed Speaker (49:53)

Joe's hand is almost completely vertical.

Jacob (49:57)

This is a cute look.

Unnamed Speaker (50:00)

Do what?

Jacob (50:00)

So this is a cute look.

Unnamed Speaker (50:02)

Yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (50:02)

I. I found that look when I was going through my drag, and I was like, oh, my God, this dress. I've not. I. I just had. I wore that dress, like, one time.

Jacob (50:10)

To the NX Awards.

Unnamed Speaker (50:12)

Yeah.

Jacob (50:13)

Yes. Jo Gr. Is tea, honey.

Unnamed Speaker (50:17)

You know what made you say that all of a sudden?

Jacob (50:20)

Because Earl Gray. T. Joel Gray is.

Unnamed Speaker (50:22)

That's pretty funny, actually. That's pretty funny. Earl Gray is a good drag name.

Jacob (50:28)

For a drag king.

Unnamed Speaker (50:30)

Yeah. This was not drag.

Jacob (50:32)

No, I was gonna say. Oh. Oh, my God, Bob. Why are we. Why are we gendering dragon names? Why? There could be a drag queen named Earl Gray.

Unnamed Speaker (50:40)

We're not gender dragon names. I said Earl Grey is a good drag name. You. Baby. That was all dope. You always love to.

Jacob (50:46)

We.

Unnamed Speaker (50:47)

We. Not we.

Jacob (50:48)

We.

Unnamed Speaker (50:48)

Bitch, you. You love to do some shit and then throw in some we.

Jacob (50:53)

Yeah, we should have Gender drag names.

Unnamed Speaker (50:55)

Yeah, we. We don't. You do.

Jacob (50:58)

No, I don't.

Unnamed Speaker (50:59)

Monet loves.

Jacob (51:00)

We do everything together.

Unnamed Speaker (51:02)

First of all, my name is Bob. You think I'm out here gendering drag names? My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

Jacob (51:08)

My name is Monet. Monet is in French. That is a. That is a. A a AAB name.

Unnamed Speaker (51:14)

That's. That's okay. That's Claude Mon's last name.

Jacob (51:18)

Last middle. It's still his name.

Unnamed Speaker (51:22)

That's like. That's like. That's like saying Jackson. Well, no, that's like saying Jenkins. Isab name.

Jacob (51:30)

No, that's not how that works.

Unnamed Speaker (51:32)

Because. Because it's an am. Someone who's. Who is. Who was AAB last name. That's crazy.

Jacob (51:38)

I'm just saying.

Unnamed Speaker (51:39)

I just want to have a conversation online about how AMAB and AFAB should be kept as verbs and not adjectives.

Jacob (51:47)

Why?

Unnamed Speaker (51:49)

Because the. The acronym describes an action assigned male at birth. But then when you make it an ad. But then you make it an adjective. You are a mab him. It makes your state of being as opposed to something that happened to you. That's it. It's interesting conversation. I. I didn't really catch on much, to be honest. But I do find it to be an interesting conversation.

Jacob (52:15)

That is interesting, Bob.

Unnamed Speaker (52:18)

And. And I don't really know much more of it, but I am beyond that.

Jacob (52:21)

I had a non gender name before you. I was Monet. Then you became Bob after I was already Monet, so you did that after me.

Unnamed Speaker (52:28)

Your Monet is not a gender neutral name. No, Mon is not. Historically, you act like Mon is Sydney.

Jacob (52:36)

All the Monets I know are male.

Unnamed Speaker (52:41)

Like who?

Jacob (52:42)

Monet Carmichael.

Unnamed Speaker (52:45)

You are. You are so full of.

Jacob (52:47)

I do. I'm going to Carmichael from when I grew up. There's Monet Smith and Monet.

Unnamed Speaker (52:52)

You're lying.

Jacob (52:55)

Okay.

Unnamed Speaker (52:56)

You're lying.

Jacob (52:57)

I'm okay.

Unnamed Speaker (52:58)

So you still follow each other on Facebook? They follow Kevin Requiem.

Jacob (53:01)

Kevin Requiem. So I can't get it now, but.

Unnamed Speaker (53:03)

You'Re so full of shit. Even people with last names. Even Victoria Monet. Even as. Even as a last name. It's AAB now what? Now how you look now how you look? Look. Looking ass. Where is.

Jacob (53:17)

Where is Star Jones?

Unnamed Speaker (53:21)

She's a lawyer. Maybe she's pregnant along.

Jacob (53:23)

I have not seen her. Her.

Unnamed Speaker (53:25)

Well, she wrote a book a while back about. She wrote like a fiction book. A fiction book about the View and I think they turn into a TV show.

Jacob (53:33)

No, it was called Satan Sisters. Did it. Let me look it up and I.

Unnamed Speaker (53:36)

Think that Vanessa Williams was in it.

Jacob (53:39)

That actually does sound familiar.

Unnamed Speaker (53:42)

Yeah, I think Vanessa. I think Vanessa Williams played the Barbara.

Jacob (53:44)

Walters character, Satan's Sisters. Oh, no, that's. There's a 1925 movie named Satan Sisters, Jacob.

Unnamed Speaker (53:55)

But they probably didn't call it Satan Sisters because there was already a movie called that. Yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (53:58)

She's also currently the. The current judge on Divorce Court.

Jacob (54:03)

Is she?

Unnamed Speaker (54:05)

Yes.

Unnamed Speaker (54:06)

Wow, that's interesting.

Jacob (54:09)

She would have work turn on web app activity girl. What? Don't turn on.

Unnamed Speaker (54:13)

I want to know how Judge Judith Shinelin voted.

Jacob (54:17)

I mean, do we need Girl. Girl. She, she came out. She said some like pro conservative thing a while ago. I remember in the headlines. How do you feel about. How do you feel about Nicole?

Unnamed Speaker (54:32)

Okay. I'm not closely following this Nicole surginger stuff, so let me see if I can remember. I'm sure Jacob knows it better than me.

Jacob (54:38)

I know. I, I know I've been following it.

Unnamed Speaker (54:40)

Someone wore a hat that said make Jesus great again.

Jacob (54:43)

Russell Brand did, who is a very super conservative. Trump. Trump. Trumpy. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump.

Unnamed Speaker (54:49)

And then she said, where can I find this hat?

Jacob (54:51)

Yeah. With a red heart emoji.

Unnamed Speaker (54:53)

And then from that they have fame famed that she is a Trump supporter.

Jacob (54:57)

The.

Unnamed Speaker (54:57)

The hat said make Jesus first again.

Unnamed Speaker (55:00)

Make Jesus first again.

Unnamed Speaker (55:01)

Yeah, like, like make America great again. Make Jesus first again.

Unnamed Speaker (55:05)

Now to be. Wait, the hat said both. They just said make, make, Make Jesus.

Jacob (55:08)

Make Jesus first again.

Unnamed Speaker (55:09)

Make Jesus first again.

Unnamed Speaker (55:10)

Now I feel like a lot of people wear. A lot of people wear parodies of the make America create again hat.

Jacob (55:16)

But obviously roast me get.

Unnamed Speaker (55:18)

I mean, so I feel like a lot of people wear where like I, I saw one said make America gape again. But I don't think that that necessarily means that they are. What does that say?

Jacob (55:27)

And she all. She's also been. She's liking a lot of like right wing stuff. Like Robert.

Unnamed Speaker (55:31)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Posted on Instagram.

Unnamed Speaker (55:33)

Yes.

Unnamed Speaker (55:34)

Russell Brand and Tucker Carlson. I will restore free speech and forever wars and protect children's house once we get real Donald Trump back in the White House. And she liked it.

Unnamed Speaker (55:44)

Sure. She got booed at Sunset Boulevard.

Jacob (55:47)

I heard. And now people are calling for her to be removed and put Heather Headley in instead. Do not nominate her for Tony's. She's not getting any nominations, which she was a big favor to get nominated and win this year.

Unnamed Speaker (56:02)

I mean, she is insanely talented and people have gone crazy about her performance. She's an amazing singer, but the girls aren't gagging anymore. Talent's not enough. Talent's not enough.

Jacob (56:11)

This gag is crazy. People are like, it's free speech. Not a thing anymore. I'm like, yeah, you are free. She can say that. But the public.

Unnamed Speaker (56:18)

We're free to boo.

Jacob (56:19)

Exactly. We're free to not support her and not want and not like what she's doing. Like that. Oh, that is also, like, no one saying she can.

Unnamed Speaker (56:25)

Freedom of speech. Does that mean you can say anything you want and no one can say anything about it? Are y'all fucking dense? What the fuck do you think freedom of speech is? You are not. You do not have freedom of consequences. Yes, you can say anything you want. And if people want to show up and be like, fuck you, bitch. You ruined this experience for me. People are also free to say that people want freedom of speech to go.

Jacob (56:46)

One way and one way only, y'all. I don't.

Unnamed Speaker (56:48)

I. People don't. Don't get the real experience of where freedom of speech is.

Jacob (56:51)

Yeah, it's crazy.

Unnamed Speaker (56:52)

Just like Aladdin said when. When Jafar turned into the. Into the genie, he goes all powerful strength and. And Aladdin said. Yeah, and everything that comes along with it and locked him up in a. In a lamp.

Jacob (57:05)

You better know. I don't. I don't think I've ever seen Aladdin. I've never seen Aladdin.

Unnamed Speaker (57:11)

Aladdin is. Is one of the top five Disney movie musicals.

Jacob (57:17)

What's. What's. What's. What's the first one?

Unnamed Speaker (57:19)

Lion King number one.

Jacob (57:21)

What's two?

Unnamed Speaker (57:22)

Little Mermaid number two.

Jacob (57:24)

What's three?

Unnamed Speaker (57:25)

Aladdin number three.

Jacob (57:27)

You just said. Oh, what's four? Top five? Beauty and the Beast and five.

Unnamed Speaker (57:35)

Okay. You know, I feel like when I saw Frozen, it was a. It was good, but I was just too old to really appreciate it for what it really, really was, if I'm being honest with you. But it is a really good musical. And. But also, in my childhood, I just really loved the Aristocrat. The Aristocats.

Jacob (57:48)

Oh, my God. I love Aristocats as a kid, but.

Unnamed Speaker (57:51)

It was barely a musical.

Jacob (57:52)

Yeah, it only had, like, three songs in it.

Unnamed Speaker (57:54)

But. But we are Siamese, if you please, which is probably problematic. And also. Everybody. Everybody.

Jacob (58:03)

No. Is that how it goes? Everybody wants.

Unnamed Speaker (58:06)

Everybody wants to be a cat, I'm telling you. Yeah, everybody.

Jacob (58:12)

Everybody wants to be a cat. Because the cat's the only cat who knows how to act. Everybody wants to be something like that. Is that the melody for it?

Bob the Drag Queen (58:20)

No, wait.

Unnamed Speaker (58:25)

Everybody wants to be a cat. I'm telling You Aristocats is what cat should have been.

Jacob (58:34)

This the one I'm talking about that lady. Let me elucidate here. That one. That's the song I'm talking about. I don't know.

Unnamed Speaker (58:49)

I'm talking about this one. This song here. This is my jam.

Jacob (58:56)

Yeah, that's what I was doing.

Unnamed Speaker (59:00)

Oh, I guess at the end they go in me.

Jacob (59:09)

Okay, you're right. Yeah, yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (59:12)

We talking about different parts of the song.

Jacob (59:13)

Aristocats was you. Oh my God. You might. I. I had that on vhs. I used to love it. Okay. So back when I was a kid, my top five VHS movies I had, I used to. I would watch these on repeat all the time. Was Harriet the Spy because it came in an orange V VHS tape and I was obsessed with Rosie O'Donnell in that went, oh my God.

Unnamed Speaker (59:31)

Harry the Spy.

Jacob (59:32)

Harriet the Spy with Michelle TRATTENBERG and Rosie O'Donnell was her caretaker. And the most dramatic, the saddest part of the movie was when like Harriet. Cuz Rosie O'Donnell was. You don't know Harriet Desp.

Unnamed Speaker (59:44)

No. What?

Jacob (59:45)

We have to watch that together. Harry. Rosie. Donald was Harriet's like caretaker, whatever with. With these rich parents and then they has a time when like they like go. Ros. Takes her out and they got on this whole thing and her parents come home and they. I forget why, but they're. They're unpleased with how Rosie. Dawn was. Was like behaving. And then at this point, Harriet was old enough to like not have a caretaker. So they like send Rosie away and then they recite this poem together. The time has come, the Wolverine sings. And it's a really dramatic moment in this, in this, in this movie when like Rosie and Harriet separate and it's. I used to cry at that shit all the time. It was so sad and so dramatic because she finally loses the person who was really taking care of her, who like loved her. From like a little, little girl has really had a.

Unnamed Speaker (60:30)

An iconic career.

Jacob (60:32)

100%. She's on everything.

Unnamed Speaker (60:34)

Truly iconic career.

Jacob (60:35)

I love that. I had the Home Alone 2. I didn't watch Home Alone 1 a lot, but I had Home Alone 1 on DVD. I loved. I love.

Unnamed Speaker (60:41)

I'm trying to find the. I'm trying to find the poem from Harry at the Spy.

Jacob (60:44)

Oh.

Unnamed Speaker (60:48)

There'S a point, right?

Jacob (60:50)

The time has come, the Walrus said. That's the name of it. I'm reading it out. It's the Walrus and the Carpenter. Can you read the poem?

Unnamed Speaker (60:59)

Is it long? Yeah.

Jacob (61:00)

But she. It was just a small. This. This part. You go. The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and ceiling wax, of cabbages and kings and why they see is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.

Unnamed Speaker (61:13)

I don't.

Jacob (61:14)

I forget the relevance of why that was so special to them, but it was.

Unnamed Speaker (61:16)

Honestly, it sounds stupid. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.

Jacob (61:18)

That was a bit.

Unnamed Speaker (61:19)

That was a bit. That was a bit. It was a bit. I thought it'd be funny to give you. It's not. It didn't sound stupid. I'm just kidding. It sounds.

Jacob (61:24)

Oh, my God.

Unnamed Speaker (61:26)

That really wrecked you. I didn't realize it would wreck you.

Jacob (61:27)

Like, poor memory. For me, as a kid, I. It was also because I did not have a lot of white people around me as a kid. In Lucia, there were not a lot of white people on the island. So, like, when I would see white people. Sounds gonna be so. So crazy. When I saw white people having such tender emotions with each other, I was like, wow, this is so cool.

Unnamed Speaker (61:47)

That's crazy.

Jacob (61:50)

I didn't know any white people. I did not. I don't think I. I seen a single white person at that point in my life. So I was like, wow, they have. They're. They're so complex. They have such compl.

Unnamed Speaker (61:57)

And then moved to New York. You were like, these are. This is not Herod. This is not Harriet.

Jacob (62:01)

It's not. This is not what I was accustomed to, girl.

Unnamed Speaker (62:04)

Hey.

Jacob (62:04)

Hey.

Unnamed Speaker (62:04)

Get out of the fucking way, you mooly.

Jacob (62:08)

The fuck is a mooly?

Unnamed Speaker (62:10)

That's like a. Apparently, I don't think it's really in term anymore, but it's a. It's a. It's an offensive term that Italians use for black people.

Jacob (62:17)

Oh, I didn't know that. I never heard of this.

Unnamed Speaker (62:20)

Yeah.

Jacob (62:20)

Like, is this. What is, like a thing for? Is a short for mulatto, though.

Unnamed Speaker (62:25)

Maybe.

Jacob (62:26)

Got it. Maybe Mat just did a show with that hot Tik Tok Italian cook guy that's on Instagram. That hot guy. He's straight, but maybe he queer baits. I haven't seen his content on Tik Tok in a long time. He's just like, like aggressive Italian cooking, straight dude on Instagram.

Unnamed Speaker (62:43)

Try to say queer.

Jacob (62:44)

Queer.

Unnamed Speaker (62:46)

Okay.

Jacob (62:47)

Why? What did I say before?

Unnamed Speaker (62:49)

You say the way you normally say it.

Jacob (62:51)

What's what? Queer.

Unnamed Speaker (62:52)

Queer. Here, here, here. Everyone said your white man voice just sound like your voice did it. That's what. That's all the comments said.

Jacob (63:10)

Do you think so?

Unnamed Speaker (63:12)

They said, what does Monday do? The white man boys, when this dude.

Jacob (63:14)

Do you think it sounds like my regular voice?

Unnamed Speaker (63:16)

Voice? I think it sounds. I think you know what it is.

Bob the Drag Queen (63:19)

I tried to do a completely different.

Unnamed Speaker (63:21)

Voice, like a whole different voice. And I think you just wied your own voice, which is probably much smarter to code switching than trying to create a new Persona.

Jacob (63:32)

What? Bob will be code switching? The nigga's making a whole character.

Unnamed Speaker (63:35)

He's like, absolutely. You gotta just change it up, be a whole new person. Listen, I. Have you seen this guy online? He. He runs a company called the ocda.

Jacob (63:52)

Yes. And he goes into businesses. Kamika and I send us. Send these videos to. Back and forth to each other literally all day long. It's so funny.

Unnamed Speaker (63:59)

So if you don't know the guy who runs the ocda, what happens is you send him complaints about your management or your boss or the company owners, and then he will show up at the job and he will curse them out. He will read your complaints verbatim.

Jacob (64:18)

Yeah, he'd be like. He was like, so, so, so bother Dragon. It said here that you be in the toilet taking shits and leave your skid marks all over the toilet bowl saying, fuck you, you dumbass white cracker niggas. Is that true? Why would you do that, sir? That is not how you operate a place of business.

Unnamed Speaker (64:34)

Yeah, he does. It's quite disruptive to the workspace, but it's absolutely hilarious. And he. It. It is. I think to do this, you have to work in a pretty large space.

Jacob (64:44)

Yeah.

Unnamed Speaker (64:45)

Because otherwise they can dwindle it down to who did it and why. Right. But he will show up at the office, he will curse your boss out, he will read your complaints verbatim and then leave.

Jacob (64:54)

But then sometimes. But then sometimes what you see, the other workers get people getting upset. See the ones where he was at, I think a nursing place, and he always got into a fight with a black girl.

Unnamed Speaker (65:03)

Oh, yeah.

Jacob (65:04)

He was like, I think she was.

Unnamed Speaker (65:06)

The one who called and she was being in on it with him, you think? I feel like she's the one who called and she was like, now, let's have fun.

Jacob (65:13)

I mean, I try to think, if I. When I worked in corporate America, when I worked at the Yale Club, would I have done that? I don't think I would have. I don't. I don't think I'm that girl. Would you. Would you have done that at Jesus Chicken?

Unnamed Speaker (65:25)

Yeah. Chick fil a for sure.

Jacob (65:26)

Would you really?

Unnamed Speaker (65:27)

That's the Only job I had that I would have probably done it at was. Was Chick fil A.

Jacob (65:30)

What about this? What about the smoothie one?

Unnamed Speaker (65:33)

Oh, what plan two? Yeah.

Jacob (65:36)

What about.

Unnamed Speaker (65:37)

I was.

Jacob (65:37)

Well, not.

Unnamed Speaker (65:37)

I was working there when I got fired. I didn't. I. But I didn't know I was getting fired. I trained my.

Jacob (65:41)

My.

Unnamed Speaker (65:41)

My replacement for three weeks. For two weeks. I had no clue.

Jacob (65:44)

That is h. When jobs do that. That is hilarious. That is crazy. I had.

Unnamed Speaker (65:48)

I was just like, yeah, girl, come on over here. You should do this. You do this.

Jacob (65:51)

That's crazy. Would you. Would you. Would you do a Lucky Changs?

Unnamed Speaker (65:55)

No, I like Lucky James, but I mean, you were the queen of bits.

Jacob (66:00)

You didn't do it just. Just to have a bit of Lucky Changs.

Unnamed Speaker (66:03)

I was a lucky chain was probably the most crooked place I've ever worked in my life. I mean, ever laundry. I've never wear that crooked in my life. I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this.

Jacob (66:14)

I have at 7 rivalry. It's pretty crooked over there.

Unnamed Speaker (66:17)

Are you going to my show tomorrow?

Jacob (66:19)

No, I'm. I'm gonna have to fight back tomorrow.

Unnamed Speaker (66:21)

Fly back to where?

Jacob (66:23)

To Denver.

Unnamed Speaker (66:23)

Because I have worked work so that. So. So if I go online right now, I can buy a ticket to a show tomorrow.

Jacob (66:29)

It's on Thursday. My show is on. It's on the 15th. Whatever the 15th is.

Unnamed Speaker (66:33)

So if. But tomorrow. So why you have to pick on 14th?

Jacob (66:36)

Tomorrow's the 14th.

Unnamed Speaker (66:38)

No, it's not. It's the 14th all day long.

Jacob (66:43)

Oh, you're right. Maybe I welcome to your show tomorrow.

Unnamed Speaker (66:45)

What do you mean maybe?

Jacob (66:47)

Maybe I will go to your show tomorrow.

Unnamed Speaker (66:49)

Can you commit to coming to my show?

Jacob (66:51)

Oh, my God. Not a. Not a camera will lie.

Unnamed Speaker (66:53)

I flew to Minneapolis to go to.

Jacob (66:55)

Your show and I flew to New York to go to yours to see you.

Unnamed Speaker (67:00)

And to be clear, you didn't watch the show in New York. To be clear.

Jacob (67:03)

Yeah, and I came to Red Bank. I went to Red Bank, New Jersey, then went to Boston to support you.

Unnamed Speaker (67:12)

Oh, my God. Wow. The Boston crowd is about to gather you.

Jacob (67:15)

No, I'm kidding. I love Boston actually.

Unnamed Speaker (67:16)

Plane Jane, gather this.

Jacob (67:18)

I had a. I had a plane.

Unnamed Speaker (67:19)

Jane, come gather this.

Jacob (67:20)

You know, I judge places by hookups. I had this. I had a great hookup. This was back in work the world when I did worked. I had a great hookup in Boston. It was great.

Unnamed Speaker (67:28)

I had a really weird hookup in Boston.

Jacob (67:31)

What he do?

Unnamed Speaker (67:33)

Well, I think he's like one of those Anime guys. You know those like anime, like the anime guys. Like the, like, he, like. He looked like. He does like the Narato run at school.

Jacob (67:48)

Oh, okay. Got you.

Unnamed Speaker (67:48)

Yeah, he had a big. He had a big old run. Naruto. What is it? Naku? He had this. He had. He had this like perfect afro. Like, it was like a perfect, like a sphere, which was very impressive. And he had a really long dingling. I remember that work. But he was a little awkward. But he was cute though.

Jacob (68:20)

Do you want to give us his name and address?

Unnamed Speaker (68:22)

I do not remember his name and I don't think he lives in Boston anymore.

Jacob (68:27)

Well, I love you very much. I will mace be popping, but I.

Unnamed Speaker (68:31)

Find you're a pressure washer guy. Hot.

Jacob (68:35)

Yeah, I think you would.

Unnamed Speaker (68:36)

Should I come over?

Jacob (68:37)

I mean, they're literally leaving. He told me to come and check the job so he can go. So take a picture.

Unnamed Speaker (68:41)

Just send it to me.

Jacob (68:42)

Okay.

Unnamed Speaker (68:43)

You guys, picture.

Jacob (68:44)

Yes, I will.

Unnamed Speaker (68:45)

You be like, get in front of the house.

Jacob (68:46)

I can get a picture on the sneak tip. I'm be like, no, I. I can take a sneaky picture. I can take a sneaky picture.

Unnamed Speaker (68:52)

All right, well, you have a good day.

Jacob (68:54)

All right.

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