The One About Cartoons and Choking

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry — "The One About Cartoons and Choking"

Date: December 25, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry embraces the signature chaotic and comedic energy of Drag Race stars Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen. With their friend and podcast producer Jacob, they riff on everything from childhood cartoon nostalgia and queer pop culture to personal quirks, sex talk, and end-of-year resolutions. The conversation is candid, witty, and full of quotable moments, blending lighthearted drag banter with surprisingly earnest confessions and reflections.

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Notable Sections & Key Topics

1. Catching Up and Minor Annoyances

Timestamps: 01:20 – 08:00

• Monét and Bob exchange playful jabs about personal pet peeves. Monét teases Bob for drinking from a pink Stanley cup, while Bob launches into a dramatic critique of Monét’s Ugg boots:
  • “I don’t like when you wear your Uggs. They don’t match your outfits, and you tuck your pants into them so sloppy…” – Bob (06:09)
• They recount a recent movie night for “Wicked,” during which Monét falls asleep:
  • “People are ashamed to acknowledge they’re falling asleep during movies. Just own it!” – Bob (07:20)

2. Living with Family & Hot Tub Adventures

Timestamps: 08:00 – 10:10

• Bob discusses living with his quiet nephew, Camion, among their “loud gay” group.
• Monét reveals feeling touched when Bob faced his distaste for water and got into the hot tub:
  • “I didn’t tell you how happy it made me.” – Monét (08:48)

3. Cartoons, Nostalgia, and Studio Styles

Timestamps: 10:10 – 24:00

• The trio dives deep into cartoon nostalgia, discussing Hanna-Barbera, Warner Bros., and Disney character styles (21:16-22:50):
  • “Mickey Mouse speaks. Only one that couldn’t speak was Pluto… which is weird, because Goofy’s also a dog.” – Bob (22:01)
• They brainstorm possible future Halloween costumes, weighing Yogi & Boo Boo vs. Power Rangers.

4. Wicked, Dance Memes, and Musical Theatre

Timestamps: 12:40 – 14:35, 55:10 – 56:32

• Bob bemoans overlooked choreography from “Wicked” and shares viral dance meme videos (13:03-14:21).
• They debate the title of the upcoming Wicked movie sequel (“For Good” vs. “Wicked 2”):
  • “For Good is an overrated song in Wicked.” – Jacob (55:57)
  • “That’s what the title should have been. ‘Wicked: No Good Deed.’” – Monét (56:24)

5. Drag Show Origins and Splits Challenge

Timestamps: 16:08 – 20:23

• Nostalgic reminiscing about their pre-Drag Race days at Bob’s show “Look Queen.”
• Hilarious retelling of Monét’s infamous split and Bob making it “rain” $100 in singles.
• • “There’s a picture of me dying of laughter at Monet doing the split... I was undone as a person.” – Bob (16:08, 19:41)

6. Grinder Notes, Hookup Stories & Sex Talk

Timestamps: 26:19 – 37:07

• Both dive into the notes they keep on Grindr hookups:
  • “I had someone in my phone literally as ‘six foot six, huge trade.’” – Monét (27:14)
  • “Amazing body, big dick, musician.” – Bob (29:44)
• Discussion escalates to kinks, including pee, spanking, and especially choking:
  • “Would you let someone pee on you sexually?” – Bob (32:15)
  • “Choking is great. I love a choke... Like, choke them while they’re coming inside me.” – Monét (34:29–35:27)
  • “You can’t just start choking people, Mo!” – Bob (35:37)
  • “We have a safe word—if you don’t like it, we’ll stop.” – Monét (35:43)
  • Safety is emphasized: “There’s a proper way to choke somebody... it’s beside the esophagus, you’re cutting off blood flow, not air.” – Bob (36:35)

7. COVID Memories & Surgeries

Timestamps: 44:09 – 47:09

• The hosts reflect on the psychological toll of lockdown:
  • “We haven’t given ourselves time to think about what lockdown really was.” – Bob (44:16)
  • Monét recounts undergoing foot surgery while fully awake: “To correct my hammer toes... cut the tendons, you’re hearing the crunch. I was losing my mind.” – Monét (45:47)

8. New Year’s Resolutions & Career Goals

Timestamps: 42:00 – 53:52

• All three discuss goals for the new year:

  • Monét: No personal resolutions, but determined to advance her opera and comedy careers.
  • Jacob: Expand photography business, memorize a challenging chorus piece.
  • Bob: “I’d love to be a New York Times bestselling author with my book ‘Harriet Tubman Live in Concert’.” (51:45)

• Patreon exclusives are mentioned, including performances and early video access.

9. Representation, Awards & Movie Buzz

Timestamps: 53:52 – 59:27

• Discussion of historic cisgender actors playing trans roles and current controversies (58:23).
• They anticipate Oscar races, hotly debate possible winners (56:32–58:00).
• Bob and Monét return to their friendly rivalry over TV appearances and GLAD awards, each claiming bragging rights.

10. Lighthearted Drag-style One-upmanship & Closing Jokes

Timestamps: 60:05 – 62:09

• Monét boasts about winning the “Squid Game” experience three times.
• Bob and Monét feign competitive trash talk about their TV show win records.
  • “Call me Diane von Furstenberg, honey, because it’ll be a wrap. Call me a chicken Caesar, because it’s a wrap.” – Bob (62:06)

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Memorable Quotes

• “I don’t like when you wear your Uggs... and your feet kind of lean, so the shoes be like, lean back. So I don’t like when you wear your Uggs.”
  — Bob the Drag Queen (06:09)

• “People who like to be asphyxiated while climaxing, like, that’s a thing. So why would you not like it?”
  — Monét X Change (35:51)

• “If someone touches my hands and they don’t go, ‘Your hands are so soft,’ I’m offended.”
  — Bob the Drag Queen (37:07)

• “Yeah, I’m very soft. I’m not for these streets.”
  — Bob the Drag Queen (38:08)

• “I think everything about me is perfect. I’m the perfect human being.”
  — Monét X Change (30:35)

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Noteworthy Moments

• Grindr Notes Reading: Both share hilarious hookup notes, complete with colorful commentary and competitive energy (27:14-29:44).
• Choking Safety PSA: Bob earnestly explains the anatomical difference between “erotic” choking and dangerous choking, a surprising turn amid the raucous sex talk (36:35).
• Cartoon Analysis: A delightfully over-serious debate about the logic of cartoon animal speech (21:16–22:19).
• Oscars Predictions: The gang’s lively breakdown of potential Oscar nominees and whether Wicked’s “For Good” is an overrated song (55:33–56:32).

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Overall Tone

This episode is quintessential Sibling Rivalry: irreverent, NSFW, self-deprecating, and rich with drag-culture references and queer insight. The energy swings between cutting shade, vulnerable honesty, and pure joy—making it ideal for both longtime fans and newcomers seeking a taste of Monét and Bob’s hilarious, candid dynamic.

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Note:
This summary focuses on the content of the episode, skipping all commercial breaks and intro/outro music.

Transcript

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet Xchange]

And I'm Monet Xchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet Xchange]

On this week's episode, Bob reads me and my Uggs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about cartoons and choking.

[Monet Xchange]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm very soft. I'm not for these streets. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet Xchange]

No, you miss. I cannot picture this. I try to position. I don't know if you're anal about this too. About having my mic right in the middle. Do you care about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not super into anal. U.

[Monet Xchange]

But you like a cockatoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will like a cockatoo. No, I mean, it depends what mic I'm using. So right now I'm using the shure. If I'm using the yeti, which if you all listen to the original season of the podcast, they were all filmed on probably this microphone. No, it might not be this one. This one is kind of old. This one's actually got damage on it, so I have to, like, jam the cord in there. So I used to put this one in front of me, but then now if I record this one, it's off to the side so you can't see it at all.

[Monet Xchange]

We shouldn't say the original podcast. I don't know what I did with my original podcast equipment. You know me, I love throwing shit away. I probably threw it away, which is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

crazy because I paid for it, which is insane because actually me and Mitch paid for those podcasts pay for that podcast. So you throwing it away is honestly very gay.

[Monet Xchange]

You didn't even know I care about it. Until this, until this very moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should have sent it back.

[Monet Xchange]

Also about you and your white woman era. Not this fucking yeti cup. Put that fucking shit down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a Stanley, not a Yeti. This is a yeti.

[Monet Xchange]

What's the difference?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stanley Yeti.

[Monet Xchange]

No. You know they have the yeti cups too. The Yeti.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never heard of a yeti cup.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, they have though. They have the yeti version.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I drink from these because it helps me drink a lot of water in a day. This was a gift to me from Trixie, of course.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, you know what, what gave that away for us, y', all that this was the tricks to gave you this gift.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you tell us Barbie? How can you tell us, Barbie?

[Monet Xchange]

It's pink. I don't know if it's Barbie's pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's Barbie. So it's, it's the, it's the black Barbie Stanley cup, which Bob has had

[Monet Xchange]

this cup for I don't know how long. You left it. You left it at my house three times already. So I give this cup until December 31, 2024, for it's gone forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I try to drink three of these a day, which, by the way, I am pissing. Pissing.

[Monet Xchange]

You peed, mama. You peed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You peed. What I don't love about this cup is that it's not spill proof. So I was trying to take it to the airport. Never again, never again will I carry this cup to the airport. Because, you know, when I have my bags, the cup is now sideways. I'm dragging the bags, the top of my bag, sopping wet. Sopping wet bags. Hated that. Hated that experience.

[Monet Xchange]

Stopping with that.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

What happened to your laptop?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the laptop was another laptop. No, the same one. The same one.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I need to get the laptop fix, but I don't want to go to the Apple Store.

[Monet Xchange]

I'll go with you if you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet Xchange]

I'll go with you if you. If you do it today, I can go with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, every couple years we go buy Jacob a new work laptop to work, to work, to work on. And by every couple of every like

[Monet Xchange]

four years, can I get a work laptop too?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I mean, I mean, to be fully. The first laptop was a birthday present. And then six years later, we got me a work laptop.

[Monet Xchange]

So Jacob's selling the real tea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I got Jacob a laptop for his birthday. I asked him what he wanted. He said he wanted a laptop. And then six years later, he was like, this laptop is he was like, this laptop. I was like, I just got that. He was like, six years ago.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, I mean, my first laptop I got in 2012. My first MacBook when I went to school. And I didn't get a new one until. So that was 2012. I got the new one in 2000. Well, by the new one, the laptop I use now, Jay Defeo, who edits our podcast, Jay is a crazy techie. Jay's the type of person, when the new MacBook comes out, he buys the new one and he gets it. It has, like, 29 gigabytes of RAM. The computer is crazy. So when my computer broke, I was going to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that a lot of RAM?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. Normally computers have like, eight. Jay gets like, 50. And then. So when I was going to do Death Drop, we were also still doing virtual podcasts. He's like, monet, you cannot go to fucking the UK and not have a laptop that works. He's like, just take mine. I was like, no, I couldn't possibly. We're gonna work. And then he gave me his laptop. Cause he was getting the new one, so he gave me his laptop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is Jay always giving you stuff? He gave you a tv. He gave you a sound system. Jay gave me a sound system.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, Jay did give me a tv. He did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He gave me a sound system.

[Monet Xchange]

Jay's very generous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is.

[Monet Xchange]

Would you like to give Jay something for all that he's given to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We pay him every month. Jay's getting paid right now, this very second. Jay's getting something.

[Monet Xchange]

God damn. I can't explain it. Kind of like with your head tilt and other things. You drinking out of the Stanley Cup. I can add it to the list of things that it makes me irrationally mad at you about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what. It's just a Stanley Cup.

[Monet Xchange]

I know, I know. It's just you holding it and you do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Well, I never told you this, but I don't like me wear Uggs. It drives me crazy. Why? I hate them. I hate them. And. And they also don't match the outfits you wear them with. You always wear them like sweatpants. You always like some sweatpants. And you also tuck the Uggs into the. But then, like, the pants are kind of like, spilling. They're not like, tucked in nicely. Like, they're like the part of it is, like, spilling out of the Uggs. And also you're. You're. You're also your feet kind of lean. So when.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the shoes be like, lean back. So I don't like when you wear your Uggs.

[Monet Xchange]

I said one thing. You just gave me a fucking diatribe of a sloppy Ugg wearing, fat, nasty bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not say all that. I'm just saying if we're being clean, if we're being open and honest about what irks us about each other, I don't like. I don't like your Uggs. Speaking of white lady Uggs, I was like, these fucking Uggs drive me.

[Monet Xchange]

All right, well then when we go to see Wicked, I think I wore my Uggs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. And I was so irritated when I saw him.

[Monet Xchange]

I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I didn't say anything. I just kept my mouth shut. And we watched Wicked and we slept through the movie.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, I slept through. I didn't sleep for like 15 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were sleeping more than you. Also, there's a thing where people will not. People are like ashamed of acknowledging they're falling asleep during movies. I don't know why they will not just be like, yeah, girl, I fell asleep. It was late. We had both already seen the movie. It's okay. It's okay.

[Monet Xchange]

We. I mean, we. Well, I wanted to go at a reasonable time. I was like, bob, let's go see it at 7. Bob was like, I'm busy. Let's go at midnight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, okay, I was busy, bitch.

[Monet Xchange]

And then from there, you, like, went to the airport. You, like, left town. Like, you were like from the movie. Got done at like 2:30. You probably went home to pack. And I had to go right to. Cause you had like a 6:00am flight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, literally. Literally that crazy. And I made sure I spent time with you.

[Monet Xchange]

You did, Says homie. I also like when Camon comes around. Camion. Camion is so. Yeah, so Bob's nephew Camion lives with him now. And Camon is so quiet. Camion barely speaks above a whisper. If Camion. His inconvenience. Camion will not mention it. Cam is just like, yeah, good old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So now we just have this straight 18 year old young man hanging out with us with a bunch of fags. Like, the fa. Like, we are the faggiest of fags. Like, it is so wild. And everyone always talks about our normal, like, gay stuff. And they'll be like, talking about a hookup. And they'll be like, sorry, Camion.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm like, yeah, last night I hooked up with this guy on Grindr. He. He took two diddles and them in my ass. The cameo is like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they always go, sorry, cameo. He'd be like, it's all right. I understand y'.

[Monet Xchange]

All. Bob did something the other day, and I was very. It made me very happy. I didn't tell you how happy it made me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What.

[Monet Xchange]

What'd I do when Alfredo was here? How you got in the hot tub? Cause Bob does not like pools. Bob does not like getting bodies of water. And you got in the hot tub. It was very lovely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I do not like getting into. But. But then kind of get me in the cold part of the pool, which was very upsetting.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Cause the. The big. The pool is obviously smaller than the hot tub. It takes longer to heat up. And I just didn't think about it ahead of time. And it was just. It was heating up so slow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I can't swim anyway, so I wouldn't have got over there at all.

[Monet Xchange]

And then I said. I said a thing that y' all know Bob has. I was like, I could teach you how to swim. Bob goes, everyone. Everyone always said they want to teach you how to swim every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it doesn't work. I can't swim. Well, the reason why I got in is because I was gonna hang outside and sit on. And sit on the. Like, the seating area and just like. But it was too cold to just be sitting outside, so it was either gonna be me just hanging out inside with fucking Potato and Colleen, which Colleen was being oddly affectionate because she loves me very much. The feeling is not mutual. And I'm kidding. I like Colleen.

[Monet Xchange]

Because you weren't wearing a cat toy. Bob will fully wear a cat toy as his clothing and be crazed. Colleen is trying to swat at him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had one shirt with strings hanging off of it. One shirt, one time. And your cat literally attacked me. And you were like. And she. And you deserved it. Look what you. You literally said, what were you wearing? That's crazy. You can acknowledge that, right?

[Monet Xchange]

I can. I can acknowledge that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you heard about the Sky Jackson drama?

[Monet Xchange]

Sky Jackson, who does the girl who sits

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Disney girl. The. The meme of her sitting in a chair.

[Monet Xchange]

Sky Jackson. She's an actress. She's. Is she young or is she old?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's an actor. I think actress isn't. Is an archaic term.

[Monet Xchange]

Sky. Oh, she's 22. So she's what, Gen Z?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I reckon so.

[Monet Xchange]

No, she's Gen Alpha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, Gen Alpha's not. They're not adults yet.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. Yeah, I don't know her, but she's always in the skate in the shade

[Bob the Drag Queen]

room, so she's a Disney kid. And apparently she is into those thug boys. She only wants thugs. That is her tea. That is what she wants. She don't want nobody who's not rough and tough and tumble and apparently. Oh, this is all alleged, by the way. Apparently, she was dating Beyonce's nephew.

[Monet Xchange]

Uh, forget his name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The likes of Raids wanted to date her. Huh. But he wasn't. He wasn't what she wanted. He did. She was not attracted to him for whatever reason, and then he was, like, kind of crashing out because she want to date him. And then he started posting all these videos of, like, Beyonce's private conversations.

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, like, videos of, like, Beyonce's, like, award room with, like, all of her Grammys.

[Monet Xchange]

Where is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need to see and, like, stuff that no one's ever seen, Bob.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, how do I find this? Jacob, can you please find images of this and put them on the screen? This is juicy. So he was doing that to, like, prove, like, bitch. Like, I'm that. I don't know. I'm that boy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why he was doing it. And then. So Sky Jackson was running a finsta or like a meme account or something with this other group of people. But then she started crashing out on them and they all fell out. And then he started posting everything. Receipts on receipts on receipts.

[Monet Xchange]

He was posting. Wait, Beyonce's nephew or somebody else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This other guy. So this other guy, this gay guy was just running. He was like a. He was just running this, like, Fenster account. One of those, like, meme accounts. You know what I mean? Like, I can't think of one, but, like, he. He was running one. And then he was like. Well, now that I'm not friends with. With Sky Jackson anymore, I can just tell all of this stuff now, so I'm going to tell it all.

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob, you don't find out the picture of Jacob. I need to see Beyonce's award room. I need to see.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I mean, sorry, it's hard because it's not like the photos aren't out there. They're, like, all on TikTok. So I'm trying find the right Tik Toks.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, God, I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So a lot of people are. Okay, I want to talk about. I know this is not a musical podcast, whatever. That being said, I want to talk about how there are these dances that are going popular from Wicked, specifically the Loing Low, you know, that's really popular also. We'll be happy to be there.

[Monet Xchange]

Dancing through life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. That one's really popular.

[Monet Xchange]

I haven't seen that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no one's doing the Dance from one short day where those women come up. They're like. There's, like, this moment where, like, these women are, like, bucking. They. They are like. They're coming. It's when. When Glenda and El are going through, you know, this one short thing they're going through. Oh, and these women come through and they're like. I don't remember, like, three seconds. It's great. But no one ever talks about it.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't remember that part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I found there's this one guy who does the. The dancing through life meme. Whoa, Is that crazy?

[Monet Xchange]

Is a wardrobe. No one has ever seen this before. This is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This doesn't quite look like the award room because there's. I mean, she has so many awards, she probably has two. Multiple rooms for them all. So check your DMS on. On. Tik Tok Tik Tok. Because I sent you this video of this guy doing the dance with your life move. Honestly, if you. If you're not doing it like this, don't even post it. If you're not doing it like this, I. This. It's done this.

[Monet Xchange]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have the one who does it the best. And Jay, it is in the media thing. If you're not doing it like this. This. He's. He's dressed like a. Like a Renaissance fair, like a court jester. But look at this kick. Get into this kick.

[Monet Xchange]

That kick is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The kick is crazy, right?

[Monet Xchange]

Some people's bodies are literally made out of rubber bands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want a kick like this.

[Monet Xchange]

Some people's bodies are made out of rubber bands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he didn't wind it up or that kick came out of nowhere.

[Monet Xchange]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to kick like that. What do I got to do to kick like this?

[Monet Xchange]

Girl? At one point in the pandemic Patty was giving me because I wanted to kick higher and also be able to do my dream. My dream, and I know it's probably long gone, is to be able to do an aerial in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it's not.

[Monet Xchange]

I think. No. I was talking to, like, acrobats and stuff. They were like, you can learn it as an adult. It is very hard to learn to learn it as an adult. I want to do that and also do the Kylie Sonique, where you go into, like, the back table and walk it over right into a split. I wanted to learn those two things,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you know, let me turn that Monet. All I need if someone tell me I can't do it, and it will be my obsession, bitch.

[Monet Xchange]

That's how I learned how to split because you told me I couldn't do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would be doing an area. And now you can't even do a split anymore.

[Monet Xchange]

I can do a split. I just don't choose to. I can still do a split then, do I? Okay. I have not. I've not done it in months. You're going to be years to fucking hurt myself. The first time I did it, bitch, I was limping for three weeks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was. One of the funniest nights of my life. That shit was. I was dying. If there's no way I can find the picture. But there's a picture of me just literally wearing this orange dress that Keisha Carr made. I am curious, cackling at Monet doing this. But y', all, this sent me to the moon. I was undone as a person because Monet. And she kept doing it over and over again. Like, she did like, three or four. And they were getting crunchier and crunchier. Monet kept fucking doing them. I used to be.

[Monet Xchange]

You know, I used to do this

[Bob the Drag Queen]

place back in the day.

[Monet Xchange]

I cannot, Bob. I cannot picture the world like a Shawam split or just like a jet. Like, what kind of split are we talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a. Like a.

[Monet Xchange]

No, you didn't. I cannot picture this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then one day, I did it because I was. I told you. So I was out dancing. This guy challenged me, and he had a fan back before everyone had clack fans. So we were at. We were at Posh, and he was, like, doing his little thing, and he pulled out his little fan, and I was like, oh, he's. He's. He's about to eat me up if I don't. If I don't pull out the big. The big tricks. And so I was with. I was with Frosty Flakes, and I did my. I jumped into my split, and, girl, when I hit the ground, I was like, I can't get up. I am stuck on the ground. So I started. I started dancing from the ground, Colleen, to try to, like, sell the fantasy. And then, girl, I had to literally crawl to the door and get a taxicab home.

[Monet Xchange]

Frosty didn't help you, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Frosty, did you.

[Monet Xchange]

You remember how small Frosty Flakes was?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, I know y' all never remember like that, but Frosty Flakes was. Was like, Nick.

[Monet Xchange]

Bob, to be fair, you were like, Nick, at that point, you Bob, you were skinny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think Nick could pick Nick up? Do you think Nick could pick up Nick?

[Monet Xchange]

No, Nick can pick a fucking paperclip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, that was my last split I ever did. Last one.

[Monet Xchange]

But let's take a break, and I'll tell you about. I'll explain to y' all the story of the split for the newcomers. Okay, so for those who have been long time listeners, what's the expression? First time listener? Long. What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Longtime listener, first time caller.

[Monet Xchange]

For those of you who are new listeners and callers, here's what happened. So back when we were still before Drag Race, Bobby Bob had this show called Look Queen, and I was one of the cast members there. I was there once a month. Yeah. Once a month. I was rotating between myself, Vince Cracker, Tara Grenade, and Vicki Villanez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Monet Xchange]

And rotated. And then so as we do, we were probably somewhere at a diner, blah, blah, blah. And the conversation came up, and Bob was like, I bet. Bob was like, I will bet you $100 that you cannot do a split. I said, challenge accepted. So I took two weeks. I would go to the gym. I was stretching bit by bit by bit. I was like, oh, bitch, I'm about to gag him. So what I said was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I said was, I'll make it rain.

[Monet Xchange]

You make it rain a hundred dollars on me if I did a split. I was like, boom. So I did all the training. I was working, bitch. Because I knew my Sunday was coming up. And that Sunday, I don't know why I was dressed up like fucking Beetlejuice. And I was. I don't know, I was doing my respect number, and I get up there and I jump off the little ledge. The stairs is maybe, like, two feet off of the ground, and I jump, and I landed in my split, and Bob made it rain$100 in singles on me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, I mean, I'm gonna try to find the picture, y'. All. If I found the picture, it is here. If I did not, I'm so sorry. I tried my hardest. But, y', all, this was also. This was more than 10 years ago.

[Monet Xchange]

This is no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Moni, I filmed Drag Race 10 years ago.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, yeah. More than 10 years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a hot minute ago.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God.

[Commercial Narrator]

We were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that was a fun. I miss Lil Queen. That was such a fun. Oh, not me immediately finding it. Immediately finding it. Wow. If the FBI ever needs someone to find stuff, I'm that girl. I can find anything. I can find anything. So this is the picture of me laughing. We don't have a picture of the split. The split was not caught on camera for some reason.

[Monet Xchange]

This is a video of it somewhere. There's a video of it. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you all have seen Monet do splits a thousand times. This is me dying of laughter at Monet doing the split and just. Oh, ignore. I need to delete this one.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I want to see what is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was literally just me doing one of those. One of those filters that. Why does it keep popping up? Get out of here. How do I remove this? Get out of there. Jay, do not put that in there. It was just. It was just me trying to do one of those footage turns into a cartoon.

[Monet Xchange]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But do you see the picture? Mm. That is me cackling.

[Monet Xchange]

Sets it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why does it keep saying, is it still there? Jacob.

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

take that picture down. Jacob. Jacob, I'm so mad at you. I hate you.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not post that picture. That video is so silly.

[Monet Xchange]

I miss.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I look constipated in this picture, though.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, the cartoon effects are cool, though. I want to do that. Send it to me. You know, it's so interesting to me. Not interesting to me. Like, it makes sense to me, but it's. I guess it's interesting how, like, all these, like, different, like, brands, like Hanna Barbera, Warner Brothers, they all have a specific way that they draw cartoons where you think it wouldn't be necessarily a fan, like the network, but more so the brand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The studios.

[Monet Xchange]

Like the studios. But, like, I feel like all. That's not true. I guess all Cartoon Network shows, cartoons don't look alike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it's specifically so that these. That these characters exist in the same universe. Right. So Hannah Barbera is creating a universe. So Bugs Bunny is going to have to look a little bit like Daffy Duck or Donald. Daffy Duck.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And a little bit like Tweety Birds. They can all exist in the same world.

[Monet Xchange]

But there were two ducks. There were Daffy Duck and Donald Duck. Were they the same thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Donald Duck is Disney. Daffy Duck is Looney Tun Barber. Yeah. Daffy Duck is the one who goes, like, suffering.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. And Donald Duck goes.

[Monet Xchange]

And. And Disney animals couldn't speak, but Hanna Barbera's could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Disney animals can speak. Mickey Mouse speaks.

[Monet Xchange]

Donald Duck doesn't speak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does speak. He has a speech impediment. He goes. He speaks.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh. He goes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Well, I can't do it. But he's like.

[Monet Xchange]

And Porky Pig is Hannah Barbera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but Mickey Mouse speaks. Goofy speaks. Only one that couldn't speak was Pluto. Pluto couldn't speak.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, because, like, they made. They really made him like a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is weird because Goofy's also A dog.

[Monet Xchange]

But does Pluto. Does Goofy on Pluto?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Mickey owns Pluto.

[Monet Xchange]

Mickey owns Pluto. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Hanna Barbera for those. I mean, I don't even. Hanna Barbera is still around. I feel like they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course. Is it. I mean, Looney Tunes still around.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think Looney Tunes. These are Hanna Barbera. Like Flintstones Space ghosts, the Jetsons. Johnny Five. Remember Johnny Five? Seems to him Salabim.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

So it got. It got absorbed into Warner Brothers. So it's still, like, here. It's. They're still making the content, but it's not its own standalone studio like it used to be.

[Monet Xchange]

Girl, I used to love Hanna Bar. Hanna Barber cartoons were like, that's Yogi Bear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're more edgy than. Than. Than Disney stuff. For sure.

[Monet Xchange]

For sure. Is. Oh, my God, is that Bob? Should that be our costumes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yogi Bear and Abi Boo Boo or Rocky and Bullwinkle?

[Monet Xchange]

Rocky and Bullwinkle. That's the. The thing with the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A moose and a squirrel.

[Monet Xchange]

Ew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, ew?

[Monet Xchange]

I want to be a moose and a squirrel. Two bears makes more sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm gonna be Yogi, you're gonna be Boo Boo. Yeah. What we should do is Barney and Baby Bop.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, I'm so into that. Barney Baby Bop. That would be so cute. Who's gonna be BJ Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's BJ Jacob. Would you want to be BJ Jacob?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I know that's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think. Yeah, I think that would make a really good. You know, in my opinion, that. That's a pretty good one. Barney and Baby.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm so into Barney and Baby Bop. That would be. But I was very into that. That could be fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or we need more people to just be the Power Rangers.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, I feel the power people do the Power Rangers all. I think the Power Rangers is such an easy look because you can't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We done Power Rangers.

[Monet Xchange]

Did we? Oh, no, you did it for your tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but money.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was our tour.

[Monet Xchange]

But also, you were Rita. You weren't a Power Ranger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were on the same tour. We did the franchise.

[Monet Xchange]

I remember when Bob was doing that number. I was like, bob, it will be sickening. Because that's how it is in the thing. If you're Rita and you revealed it to be the Green Ranger and Bob

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was like, no, Rita wasn't the Green Ranger.

[Monet Xchange]

She is in the story of the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rita is the Green Ranger in the movie.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. She has the Green Ranger's power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she Becomes a Power Ranger.

[Monet Xchange]

No, she's like an evil Ranger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So apparently, because it's the stone.

[Monet Xchange]

The stone is what makes them Power Rangers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Someone's gonna fact check us. Which y'. All. Which y' all love to do. Anyway, so in the original Power Rangers, all the footage of them fighting is.

[Monet Xchange]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is. Is not. It's like. It's like from a show that was filmed before that show. They just took the footage in Japan, and Rita is. Rita never filmed with the Power Rangers. They were using old Rita footage, which is why Rita's mouth never dubbed what she was saying.

[Monet Xchange]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wonder what's up with that actor. J, can you find out what's up with the woman who played Rita Repulsa?

[Monet Xchange]

Her name was Machiko Soga, and she was Rita Repulsa in the original. And in the original Japanese Power Rangers. Yeah. Power Rangers cartoon. I don't know if it's called Power Rangers. Oh, sorry, not a cartoon.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I mean, she passed away in 2006.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, can we see a picture of her later in life? Oh, Rita Repulsa. Honestly, she ate. You know, my favorite. I have an ooze, though. Ate the girlies up.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, the Power Rangers movie.

[Commercial Narrator]

Did you.

[Monet Xchange]

Did you watch. So that means you watched the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watched Ivan News.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, that Powers movie, honestly, is still. I watched it, like, two years ago. It's still top tier. It's still a very good movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today I tried to call this guy named Maurice, who I know, who I did a photo shoot with a while back in a video that kind of never came out, but it might come out soon, even though I filmed it, like, two years ago. But he's a florist, an amazing florist. And I want to do a movie night. So you guys know, whenever I do throw parties, I throw them in Monet's house. She's very grateful for them. And I want to do a movie night where we watch Little Shop. Because he's never seen Little Shop.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm so down with that. Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's a florist.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, but it's a. Bobby. He's not. Clearly. Not a musical fanatic. He doesn't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clearly. Which is crazy to be a florist and not single see Little Shop. And then so today I was like. I was on the way to the studio and I was like, let me call Maurice and schedule a. I need to check with you. I can schedule at your house. But what ended up happening was I was. I called There were two Maurices. So I was looking at my phone like, okay, I have to just dial one. I have to just dial one and see if this is the right Maurice. It was not. And I don't think this person had my number anymore. But I called, and I was like, hey, I have two Maurice in my. I really hope this is the right Maurice. Are you a florist? And he was like, I am not. But he was pretty sure he wasn't like Bob. Geez.

[Monet Xchange]

Was it. Was this Maurice a hookup, you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because I usually put. If they're a hookup, I either put Grindr or the name of the town I hooked them up with in there. In there, or I put something about our hookup in there.

[Monet Xchange]

I put trade. Like, I had someone in my. Someone text me. I had someone that literally says, six foot six. Huge trade. That's the name of my thing. I don't know the name. The six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six. Mine is city. So it'll be like, so and so Austin. So and so Dallas. So and so San Francisco. So when I roll in town, I just type Austin on my phone. Uber eats.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, Grinder, you know, Grinder needs to do a better job of that, because now in the notes, I give notes, like. So I'll. The ones I like, I star them, and I'll put a note. I'll be like, can you read some notes to us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to download it. I put notes, too, but my. But my Grinder just. I. I finally get what people say when they. When they say, like, lost messages. It cleared all my favorites. It cleared all of my. Me, everything. It's all cleared out.

[Monet Xchange]

That has never happened to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see if I can find some notes in here.

[Monet Xchange]

I could redownload mine for a sec.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, no notes for. I looked up this guy in Orlando who is. Who's. He's Caribbean. He's from, like, something islands.

[Monet Xchange]

The Virgin Islands, maybe. That's probably the Virgin Islands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was so interesting.

[Monet Xchange]

Or Cayman Islands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was very interesting. Very interesting.

[Monet Xchange]

What was interesting about him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, when I showed his room, he was blasting. He couldn't hear me knocking.

[Monet Xchange]

Love like this by Monet Exchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Say you never knew he was blasting. No one mourns the wicked.

[Monet Xchange]

Honestly. He is all of us. He is us, girl. Same day, I took my fucking scepter, and I'm not kidding, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. This is.

[Monet Xchange]

I took my scepter and I was sitting on. I was standing on my little thing here with my little feet, and I had the doors to my to my drag her open. Just doing. Acting like I was Glennd in the bubble, like living my best little gay life. It just brought me so much joy in that moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so loud. I was like, my God, this it was. And I had to text him, like, hey, I'm at the dory, but you're blasting. No one mourns the Wicked. I was hearing good news.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

The movie one or the Broadway one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The movie one.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, here are some notes. Short. Nice Dick. Really had a good time. Another note. This is six foot six. Six foot six. No, that's what. Really, really. In capital letters. Really? Six foot six. Great Dick. Loved it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's one of my notes. Amazing body, big dick, musician.

[Monet Xchange]

Here's some shady ones. Oh, this one is, like average dick. Did not look like pictures, but it was fine. Would do again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only have one. One set of notes because my whole thing has changed.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Something has changed within you. Something has not changed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something has changed within the Grindr app for sure.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Will there be a New Year's resolution?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't believe in resolutions. I don't really believe in them. Like, I've never. I've never. I've never ever really believed in New Year's resolutions. I've never practiced them. So, no, there's no pressure on me to do a resolution.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to change. Do you want to change anything next year, though?

[Monet Xchange]

Um, no, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. You're perfect.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I think everything about me is perfect. I'm. I'm the perfect human being.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're perfect.

[Monet Xchange]

Can you think of anything that's wrong with me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, how much time do we have on the part?

[Monet Xchange]

No, I'm completely well adjusted. I'm loving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Monet, you're doing great, so just. Just keep. Keep doing what you're doing. Don't switch any. Do you have any. Do you have any career goals for next year?

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, career goals. I mean, I want to keep on pushing the needle on my opera. I want to do more, bigger, better fiercer opera stuff. More symphony work. That's always a good time that I want to really focus on. Stand up next year. The past two years, I've really been committed to my one woman show, Likely life. And let's take a break, and I'll tell you more about that.

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Monet Xchange]

Every style, every home is clear pee a good thing. Querepy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clear pee. Your urine being clear. Is that a thing?

[Monet Xchange]

That means you're good. That means you're. Yes, that's good. You want it to be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about if it's black?

[Monet Xchange]

I think that could be good, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You know, I'm not gonna tell you which one it is, but as long as I'm good either way.

[Monet Xchange]

Beauty's the beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of the pee holder.

[Monet Xchange]

Of the pee holder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I pee on? Would you let someone pee? Not me. Would you let someone pee on you sexually? No. Monet for fun? Yes, sexually, bitch. I don't know.

[Monet Xchange]

It depends on how close me and my partner were and how, like you're

[Bob the Drag Queen]

close enough that you're dating?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, I mean, I think I would. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not against it, but I don't know. There are a lot of variables. I think I'll have to know that they're a healthy person. I don't want you putting your stink ass pee on me. Actually, the answer might be no. I just. I think the answer is no. I'm trying to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, pee's gonna smell a little

[Monet Xchange]

bit regardless, and I don't want the smell. So the answer is no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's in a bathtub.

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're show. You're already in the shower.

[Monet Xchange]

If they really. If my partner really wanted to. Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On your face.

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The back of your head. No. The back of your head. Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

No. Not above. Not above the. Not above the neck. The collar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In your hands. And you hold it like this. No, you don't have to drink it. But they want you to hold it and then splash it on your chest.

[Monet Xchange]

I would say. And what are you getting from this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. It turns them on. I don't know. It doesn't turn me on, but it turns them on. It turns some people on, Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

I think the answer is no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Will you let your partner tie you up?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I did a character tie you up.

[Monet Xchange]

And I did a Shabari class. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did a stranger.

[Monet Xchange]

You Jacob and I should have Shabbari class together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We let a stranger tie you up.

[Monet Xchange]

A stranger? Like in what context?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A hookup?

[Monet Xchange]

No, that feels. That feels. No, people are crazy. I feel like that is literally the beginning of a fucking. Fucking murder mystery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you tie a hookup up?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes, if they really wanted to. But I'm not really into being someone's dom. Like, I'm okay with being neutral and me being dominated a little bit, but I'm not trying to dom someone else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Would you let them slap you?

[Monet Xchange]

Depends on how hard you're not slapping me, silly. No, that's too hard. Really, Bob, you just said this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I did it harder than that.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. No, I would let someone spank me. Choke you Choking? Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Choking's great, right?

[Monet Xchange]

Choking is great. I love a choke. But like. And I stumbled on Twitter the other day, like a porn where they were like. I mean, he was spanking the shit out of this person. So I'm like, I don't know how. I don't know what my line of spankage is. I don't know where it gets like red and painful. I don't want that. But I don't mind the spanking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've spanked some people pretty hard. I'm so obsessed with this. That looks insane.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, okay, so no. Okay, Light spanking. I would say if you're. If you're. If you're like riding me, just go ahead and choke. Go. Go choke me a little bit.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, yeah. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're on there and you're looking down, just go ahead and grab me. Grab a little.

[Monet Xchange]

I love a. I love a choke on a come. That really gets the girls going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like when you. When you choke them.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, choke them while they're coming inside of me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You check though, right? No, you just go for a choke without concerning.

[Monet Xchange]

If you don't like it, you'll tell me to stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. You can't just start choking people, Mo.

[Monet Xchange]

Apparently you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You get away with it every time.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, we have a safe word and if you don't like it, we'll stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also imagine if you get someone right when they're coming, they'll let you do anything.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, because in my mind, that's the thing, right? People who like to be as fixed while or like climaxing, like that's a thing. So why would you not like it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, some people don't like it though.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, let me know

[Bob the Drag Queen]

as you have no breath.

[Monet Xchange]

I am nervous, like what if one day I do it and someone, like, passes out or dies? I'm going to jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can pass out without dying.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm saying pass out or die. What if I kill them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you should make sure that you're doing it safely.

[Monet Xchange]

You know, I mean, I just take my big ass hands and I'm like,

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

oh, no,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

will you. But you don't. You don't want to.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

There are different types of chokes. There is like a better way. There's. There. There's a proper way to choke somebody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So basically, you can choke someone by basically pushing here. And you're not actually cutting off their. Their oxygen. You actually cut off their blood flow.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, she's trying to find what these. This vein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it's like, y', all, this is. Y', all. This is all. Don't do this. But it's like beside the esophagus and you're cutting off blood flow to the head and they'll faint from that. Or you can just straight up choke them by cutting off their air supply and they'll faint from that.

[Monet Xchange]

I write taking my big ass hands. I'm like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

whose hands do I hold in this? You know, I. I am always. If someone touches my hands and they don't go, your hands are so soft. I'm offended.

[Monet Xchange]

You're obsessed with having soft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet Xchange]

You are obsessed with having these soft hands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really like having soft hands.

[Monet Xchange]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean?

[Monet Xchange]

Why

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do you like having soft skin?

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, yeah, I like having some skin, but I'm not like, why about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet Xchange]

Because I think it's sexy. Do you think makes you sexy? No, not necessarily.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But I'm proud of having soft hands, though, because people are always shocked that I have soft hands. They're always like, whoa, your hands are really soft. And if I see you, you don't go, wow, if I hold your hand, you don't go, if your hands are not softer than mine, you need to be commenting on how soft my hands are.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, so I don't comment about how soft your hands are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have. You.

[Monet Xchange]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mystique of my softness has worn off on you over the years.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, you are soft, niggas like you is very soft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm very soft. I'm. I'm not. I'm not for these streets.

[Monet Xchange]

You know, I was watching a thing the other day on TikTok of your homie. Not your homie being stupid. Dr. Umar. I know, I know. And his whole thing about he was like, no, no snow bunnies, no Rice bunnies? No. Spice bunnies. Just so problematic. And like what? And like, and then, then there were like some queer black people in his comments being like, yo, he making points here. I'm like, do you realize that Dr. Umar's rhetoric is not for you? Like, you. Your existence as a queer person is excluded from everything he's talking about. So everything he's talking about literally does not pertain to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Dr. Umar's rhetoric is not for anyone. It's not for black people. He postures himself as being for that, but he's not. Dr. Umar is not that girl.

[Monet Xchange]

I know. He's wild. He's wild. I don't know why he's on my. For your page. I don't know what brought Dr. Umar to Omar. To my. For you page me. This is a Tick Tock purchase. You know that thing on Tick Tock. It's like. It's the. It's the. That black.in that thing and it like reacts to music because it looks. It looks like a sentence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it looks like. It looks like venom.

[Monet Xchange]

Like venom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

I thought about getting that, but I'm like, the. The lure of that will wear off so quickly. I would just be like, I would. Literally something I would be excited about for a day and then I'll move on. I'll be over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's meant to sit on your desk. It's not meant to like hold and play with and then sit.

[Monet Xchange]

And then what? Just sit there and just move it around?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, Monet, that's exactly what it is.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, girl. Boo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, tell me, when the illusion's broken, is the illusion still giving?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. Yeah. Uh huh. Now it's broken because it's crossed the line on the edge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm obsessed with this fucking thing. Ugh. It's so cool. I love. Do you remember the book fairs, having those optical illusions?

[Monet Xchange]

I remember the book fairs. I don't remember the obstacle illusions though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was like a dragon. Can you look this up? There's like a dragon that was always at the book fair. And depending on what angle you look at it from, he was either like happy or angry. This one drag. Or maybe he wasn't angry. There was something about this dragon. And y' all comment below if you know what I'm talking about. There was this weird dragon. It was always the book fair. It was a cardboard cutout, maybe like 2 or 3ft tall. And the dragon was like staring at you. That's her.

[Monet Xchange]

And what happened to this dragon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dragon's kind of like, it's kind of like this. It's like this. It's never angry. The dragon's kind of like this.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the dragon's always looking at you.

[Monet Xchange]

But it's not. But it's not turning his head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not moving at all.

[Monet Xchange]

How is that possible?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. Isn't that so cool?

[Monet Xchange]

That is cool, but I want to know how it works. Jake, can you put a. Put the link. So Jake. So Jake. And I mean, I don't think Jake can clip this video. I don't fucking know. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jay gets Jacob's video screen recordings. I don't know him.

[Monet Xchange]

I love how you. I love how you just aborted us at the end.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I can find a downloadable link to you.

[Monet Xchange]

Yo Bob was like, Jacob.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Well, the reason why Jay doesn't use the video footage of my screen sharing app, it's because generally when I'm screen sharing, specifically video and stuff, you're like watching two different distances from the video. So, like, the frames look weird and the actual recording of it looks jankier than it does on the. When we're doing it live.

[Monet Xchange]

So you think a podcast is janky?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, I want to talk to you about your New Year's and what you plan to do for the New year. Okay, so what, do you have any goals for next year that you want to reach? So for those who don't know, Jacob is not just a podcast producer. Jacob is also a photographer. Jacob went to the new school to study photography. And a lot of those pictures that you see of me online, Jacob has taken almost every picture of me.

[Monet Xchange]

Not all of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I work with a few photographers, but Jacob has taken, like, almost every. If you go to my website, all the pictures from were here. The ones that are in studio, not the ones on site, were queer. In fact, Jacob took a few on site too. The first season, Jacob came out and took pictures of me.

[Commercial Narrator]

Can we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we. Can we display some of your pictures here?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you say it like that?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Yes, why are you shy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what? And last night, Jacob actually did photo photos for. For the Jinx and Ben de la Creme holiday show.

[Monet Xchange]

It's called the Jinx and Dela Holiday show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I apologize. The Jinx and Dela Holiday show. And you went last night, right, Ma,

[Monet Xchange]

I did go last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it the Dolby.

[Monet Xchange]

Was it the Dolby Theater where we saw huge. I know, 3,300 seats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did they sell it out?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. I don't know. Sold out. I don't think the top 10 would have sold out, but everything.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

The Dolby is so big that they didn't sell it out, but they sold out the two main floors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then that's impressive.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

But also, like, I think for most shows, they don't, like, open up the nosebleed. Nosebleed seats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, listen. That is very impressive. I ain't got nothing bad to say about their. That is incredibly impressive.

[Monet Xchange]

I know. It was a great show. H O T C O C O. Something, something hot cocoa. Who are the parodies they did?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. You know, I haven't done a parody in a long time.

[Monet Xchange]

What was the last one you did? Hey, big tipper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably the COVID musical.

[Monet Xchange]

You did a Covid musical?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never released it, but I wrote parodies of. Remember I'm Depressed.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

We did it in the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Instead of Be Our Guest, I wrote I'm Depressed instead of under the sea. I wrote COVID 19 instead of. There's one more. But I wrote a few parodies, and I was gonna write a Covid musical, but then people really started dying, and it felt inappropriate.

[Monet Xchange]

Nothing really, really, really started dying. It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they were dying in, like, crazy numbers, and it. You remember how depressing, y'.

[Monet Xchange]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that we have really healed, given ourselves time to think about what lockdown really was, what we.

[Monet Xchange]

What we all went through collectively.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, it was kind of nuts. Like, we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was insane.

[Monet Xchange]

It was a crazy time. Wake this in a very crazy time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, the craziest of times. It was just bananas. And we made it through.

[Monet Xchange]

That's when I was dating Uber Eats, and he was also. He was cooking for a hospital. He was cooking at a hospital, and I think I sent it to you. He sent me the video of him in the basement of the hospital with, like, the body bags. He was like. And I just woke him one day, and he was like, oh, my God, look at how many people died today. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was this guy who was, like, writing me on Grindr, and he's a surgeon, and he would send me videos of the insides of people's bodies. No, no, I never saw him. We were just talking on Grindr, and I was like, this is a red flag.

[Monet Xchange]

He sent it to you on Grindr and, like, you're in, like, pictures. Message.

[Commercial Narrator]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On. On Instagram.

[Monet Xchange]

No. Why would you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a. I was like, this. I was like. I was like, this is a. This is a red flag. This is very Upsetting?

[Monet Xchange]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, like multiple videos of people's insides.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I tell you. Like, I mean, I told you this. I haven't said it publicly, but for my surgery, foot surgery, I was completely awake, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet Xchange]

I was not asleep. I was completely awake. And they numbed my feet up, and they put, like, the pregnancy. The privacy panel in front of me so I couldn't see, but I could hear and feel everything. And when they did the slit to shave my butt, I was hearing the drill, and I could feel the pressure on my feet. That drove me crazy. To correct my hammer toes, I had to put slits at the bottom of my second, third, and fourth toes on the top and the bottom, and cut the tendons. If you did not know, tendons are part cartilage. So to cut them, you're hearing the crunch. It was like. And I was losing my mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you wear headphones?

[Monet Xchange]

So I did get Beats headphones, but he needed, like, sometimes I needed to hear him as well. So I was like, can I put my headphones in, please? Please? And I would. And then I feel a tap. And he needed me to respond to something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, that's wild. That. That. That. That sounds incredibly upsetting.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God. I haven't tried ptsd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's. Yeah. I mean, I can. I can imagine that. That sounds like. That sounds really rough. No shade. Like you're. They are really, like, ripping your toes open. I mean, I'm always awake when they do, obviously, when. When they do my cavities and for my cavities, but I just wear headphones, and I just look up and I just be wearing my little headphones, do my whole thing.

[Monet Xchange]

But, you know, a lot of his mind over matter to me. I wasn't feeling anything, but knowing, like, even headphones, knowing that it's happening drives me crazy. Like, I feel like I'm going crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to be clear the reason why I'm looking down, y'. All. I am very much present, but I want to. I'm. This is my. Me making sure that you guys have pictures in the podcast, because y' all be trying to drag us when we don't do them. And if I don't remember what I said I was going to post, then next thing you know, everyone's like, wow, Bob Monet really don't. We're trying to. We're trying to uncrunch our podcast.

[Monet Xchange]

Also to circle back on the root of the puzzle convers. The 2017 movie. It. That's what they were alluding to that. That the Green Ranger was Rita.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But in the cartoon we were really tling back.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, in the cartoon, like the 90s cartoon, I don't. The Green Ranger was not Rita Repulsa. I want to be clear about that. It was just only in the movie. Just to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Jake, have you tell us what your plans were for 20 for the new year?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I mean, I'm going to be fully honest and transparent. I have goals and I have things I'd like to accomplish in my life, but I don't use the new year as like a specific point where I start and like move toward those goals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are your goals?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

What are my goals in life in general?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like your short term goals, like not when you're 80, but like in the next year. What would you like to achieve?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Oh, I mean, I think I'm mostly just working on developing my photography business and making more money from shooting my shooting photos and photo shoots. That's like one of my primary goals. And what else? Honestly, for the Gaiman's chorus this next season we're doing an eight minute song which is a little bit wild and I started listening to it but like that's fine. So my goal is to memorize that. That's a short time goal for me right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, if any of you are in the LA area or will be in the LA area and you would like to get a photo by Jacob, you can just D him DM him on Instagram. Jacob has a really cool Instagram and full of photos. You can see his work there. You can get a photo. Jacob has a studio. You can. And for a fair fee you two could have.

[Monet Xchange]

Expensive. No, I'm kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A Jacob Ritz orig. Well, they're not paintings. You wouldn't call it an original. A Jacob Rich photo session.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Yeah, something like that.

[Monet Xchange]

I love Carl music. We used to in college we did a piece on Columbine on the Columbine shooting. It was like a 10 or 12 minute, 11 minute piece. Loved. Loved. I can post. Actually I have the audio of it. I can like post it. I'll post it in the Patreon so you guys can hear me at Westminster Choir singing the Columbine piece. It's about which the Columbine was a shooting that happened at Columbine University. Oh no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Columbine High School.

[Monet Xchange]

Columbine High school in like 95, 96.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, we know a Columbine survivor who

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was there.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. I didn't know that isn't that wild? That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One day he told me. He was like, I don't really tell people this, but this is like. He was like, I'm having a hard time today. It was after Pulse. And he was like, I'm freaking out, like, I can't work anymore. Like, I don't want to be in public anymore. And I was like, yeah, it was really good. He goes, no, no. And then he told me that he was a Columbine survivor. And I was like, oh, my God. God. Wow. That's crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

Columbine wasn't. Is that in Colorado?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe maybe Jacob Quinto's for sure. I believe so, but I'm not. I'm not 100 sure.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In this piece, does anyone ask me my goals?

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, hold on. To call my piece. They basically do a simile to, like, the bodies as flowers, and it's really interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, if you join the Patreon. By the way, Colorado, if you join our Patreon, you will be getting exclusive performances from me and Monet. You're gonna get Monet. And I's one woman shows. You'll get Crazy Black Lady. You will get Call Me by Monet. You will get early access to all. You get full access to all of our videos on our YouTube page. If you're watching from YouTube, you'll notice you can't see us right now. We have vanished into the void. But on Patreon, they can see us. And there are no ads. And you also get a private RSS feedback where you get the. Not a private, but like a Patreon exclusive RSS feed that has no ads in it. So there is still a way to. If you want to support this podcast, which, by the way, there are already so many of you, you're going to also be getting untucked reviews. Reviews of Untucked, which will be exclusively on our Patreon.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very proud. We have a beautiful, remarkable Patreon family.

[Monet Xchange]

Boisterous. Wow.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

To be clear, these live performances, like Call Me by you, Call Me by Monet, they are already up on the Patreon currently. So if you were on the Patreon, you can search for them and find them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. But.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, bitch. What are your goals?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you for asking. Well, I am going to. Well, one of my goals, which really relies on you all, is less of me more. I mean, I'll be doing my part as well, is to become a New York Times bestseller with my book Harriet Tubman Live in concert. I would love to be able to say that I'm a New York Times best seller bestseller. The lady who wrote Hunger Games is also releasing a book the same month as me, so that stinks. But.

[Monet Xchange]

But that does. Does that affect. Does that affect your ability to be, like, y' all can both be New York Times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think best seller is about, like, who are the. Who are selling the most of these books? So, like, if there are a lot of people. If there are a lot of people selling a lot of books, then I'm going to have a hard time.

[Monet Xchange]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if I'm one of the people selling a lot of books, then it'll be easier for me.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously, the Hunger Games lady is going to sell way more books than I am.

[Monet Xchange]

You don't know that. You do not know that. You're a student.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Well, there's a lady did a book fair, and then she posted a picture of herself, like, get ready to go to my book fair. And then the next post was like, not a single book sold.

[Monet Xchange]

See?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the Internet went crazy about 20,000 books.

[Monet Xchange]

See also, like, maybe. Maybe. Can you, like, get in, like, some. I mean, it's probably hard to go to schools and sell books, but if you can get on a book fair and, like, get, like, these, like, young drag fans, like, love drag to buy your book at a book fair. I mean, I don't know what all the logistics around that is, but that could be a way in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my book's not about drag, though, so there's no drag in the book.

[Monet Xchange]

So they just probably have a Bob the Drag Queen book. It's not about it being about drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you cracked my book open yet?

[Monet Xchange]

Not yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet Xchange]

Wow, Nene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. Also, I'm bringing back Bob's book Club to the Patreon. We've only read one book. We read Afro Pessimism. But I'm going to be bringing back Bob's book club. We're going to be reading the Good Lord Bird to prepare us for Harriet Tubman Live in concert. So if you want to be part of Bob's book club, jump over to Patreon. We're going to be reading the Good Lord Bird, a great book that I've. That I've. That I've read once. And Jacob, I finally found out who recommended the book to me. I remember now.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Who the Lord. Oh, was it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it was your mom. Because I was talking to her. I was like. I was like, did you recommend. She goes, yeah, it was. It was me. Because I told your mom about that. I was gonna be writing Harry, and she was like, oh, that reminds me of the good Lord Bird. And then yet your mom's the one who recommended it.

[Monet Xchange]

I love Rose. Rose is such a joy. She pulled up to the. To the concert the other day, and George, she's just. She's just. She's just such a joyous person.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I'm.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm obsessed with roseroids, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your Rose is lovely. Rose is a lot like Jacob. Also, fun fact, Jacob is the tallest person in his family. And if you see a picture of Jacob with his family, it looks like that picture of Idina Misselle with. With the rest of the Wicked girl. Have you seen this picture?

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, I did a Misselle next to Christian Chin with Ariana grand dancing the Revo. And she looks so tall. She looks like she's like 6ft tall. She looks like Heidi Klum or something.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh. Because Cynthia and Ariana are tiny. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Kristen Chen was even smaller.

[Monet Xchange]

She's smaller than them too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kristian was like 4 foot 10, so.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God. She's a. She's illegal. She's illegal. Oh, wow. And she's in heels there. They're all in heels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And girl, Idina, Mazel looks like she is nine feet tall.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

She looks like. If you look at this photo, it looks like they're all like. It looks like they're all, like, taller women. And then you realize Idina Menzel is 5, 4.

[Monet Xchange]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or like 5, 6 or something.

[Monet Xchange]

Everyone in Hollywood would be tiny as hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or giant.

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. What do you think? What do. So the incident is kind of like, have you seen this about them calling Wicked the second one for Good People are like, bad title, bad idea. I'm like, is it. Why is this. I mean, I know that's one of the songs, but, like, why is it calling?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The second movie's called For Good. It's called. It's got Wicked For Good.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I would have just settled for Wicked too. No, still. Still Defying gravity.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay. No, that's weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, then what. What else would you name it then if not For Good, what would you name it?

[Monet Xchange]

Just Wicked Part two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just Wicked too.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For Good. No one mourns the wicked.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Maybe this is a bad take, but I feel like For Good is an overrated song in Wicked. Or maybe it's just like, I think

[Monet Xchange]

the song of Act 2 is no good deed.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Oh, t. Oh, for sure. And thank goodness. Thank Goodness is the underrated song from act two.

[Monet Xchange]

Which one Is thank goodness. How'd I go?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank goodness.

[Monet Xchange]

That's what the title should have been. Wicked. No good deed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh.

[Monet Xchange]

Because of how the show ends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, is Cynthia gonna win the Oscar?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause, you know, she's up against. She's gonna be. She's probably gonna be up. Most likely gonna be up against Angelina Jolie and Maria.

[Monet Xchange]

Ooh, Bob, you wanna come over and watch Maria?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we can watch Maria together.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

But the other performance that people are gonna start talking about is Pamela Anderson in the Last Showgirl. Pamela Anderson, I think, is also really gonna pop off.

[Monet Xchange]

I heard. I heard that it's not good. I've heard multiple people saying that the movie's not good.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I've heard.

[Monet Xchange]

I haven't seen it. That's what I've heard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is it at? Is it theaters or is it Netflix or something?

[Monet Xchange]

I think it's Netflix. I don't think it's in theaters, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here's the thing. Cynthia Revo, okay. There's sometime the Oscars are like, who. Who deserves it for their performance and who deserves it for their career.

[Monet Xchange]

Right.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Is going to be in theaters on January, but It's out on January 10th, so it's not fully showing right now. It's just doing like the. The art movie theater circuit before. It's fully wider in circle. So we could probably see it here in la, but, like, in most of America is not out yet.

[Monet Xchange]

Also, Anora. Have you seen Anora? Anora is good. Nora is a really good film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know.

[Monet Xchange]

I've never heard of that. Really? Okay, that's the one they say, Anora. Wicked, Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, and something else.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

What's like the ones Amelia Perez.

[Monet Xchange]

Is that. Is that Anora?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

No, Amelia Perez is maybe that's not the name of it. It's. It's like Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez.

[Monet Xchange]

Leave her alone. Selena Gomez is acting again?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Yeah. She's in a movie with a lot of Oscar buzz. It's a musical. It's about, like, a trans woman who used to be in the Mexican cartel and is trying to, like, stop that and, like, live her fully realized life. But she's, like, trying to get out of the cartel. I think something like that is.

[Monet Xchange]

I hope it's a trans person.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

It's a trans woman.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, I was like, Selena Gomez is playing a trans woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

No, no. Selena and Zoe Saldana are other women in the story, and I don't know their form relation, and I do Y' all remember when.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When sis women used to play trans women.

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do y' all remember when sis women used to play trans. Felicity Huffin played a trans woman. Who does she play in Trans America? She played. I don't remember the character, but she, she, she was. Felicity Huffman played a transom. And then I was in a show with a woman with a siz. Played a trans woman.

[Monet Xchange]

The, the, the, the one where we were in the red outfit. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Olympia Duak has played a trans woman.

[Monet Xchange]

Right. That's reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rest in peace. Olympia Dukakis.

[Monet Xchange]

She passed away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And let me tell her I met her and let me tell you, I can assure she do caucus.

[Monet Xchange]

Olympia Du Caucus. I don't know who that even is. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's the Oscar winning actor.

[Monet Xchange]

Olympia. Oh, my God. Wait. Squid Game season two.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me. Which.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm excited for season two. But now the drama Squid Game season two. Sparks backlash after CIS man cast as trans woman. Is this him? Is this her? Is this them?

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

This is. This is. This is man who is playing a trans woman on skid. Squid Game season two.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm screaming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean. Well, there you have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you watch Squid Game?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. Season one is so good. Kim was just in Korea doing a whole bunch of promo for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw marketing for it. I saw it. It. I mean, they flew. She went all the way to Korea. That's crazy. She went to work.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, you weren't here for the Squid Game experience here in la, which I did it three times. I won every time. I won every time. So I wish you were here because that would have been a real anything you can do because I was. I bodied. Squid Game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have beat you though, Bob.

[Monet Xchange]

You would not have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it puzzles and stuff too?

[Monet Xchange]

It was the things from the show and I won every time. I went, nigga, you could not beat me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when it comes back for round

[Monet Xchange]

two, we got to make sure your ass, whatever you are, we going to fly you in town so I could beat that ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have beat you for sure. Easily.

[Monet Xchange]

You don't even know you didn't do anything easily. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First, I want to be clear about something. When you. When you went on after midnight, how did you do?

[Monet Xchange]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you went on after midnight, how did you do?

[Monet Xchange]

I won because I'm two for two. Okay. And I'm one for one, nigga. We're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. I'm two.

[Monet Xchange]

We're the same ratio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're not.

[Monet Xchange]

Yes, we are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The ratio's the same, but the numbers aren't.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, but two. But how you divide it is that we're both. We've won 100% of the time. We've been there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But did you beat someone who have. Cuz I beat someone who had been undefeated.

[Monet Xchange]

Yes, and I did, too. Adam Ray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many times did Adam Ray win?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. I. But a lot, cuz he's been on the show at least 10 times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Matt Rogers won twice. And he and Matt Rogers. He's about to eat me up.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, I. We 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I let Matt Rogers know. I said, baby, baby, baby, baby. Just like I said. Just like we beat you for the GLAD award, which. Hold on, hold on.

[Monet Xchange]

First of all, they're beating us in every other way, though. These niggas have.

[Jacob (Podcast Producer/Photographer)]

I mean, they also beat us for the most recent Glad award season.

[Monet Xchange]

Ex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, just like I beat you this time, you're gonna get beat again. And I did win.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. So we're both undefeated, I guess. Taylor, call your girls up so I can beat this nigga on live television.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor, tell me right now, if you want your show to be some sort of a masochistic assault on Monet's personage, please invite me on with her because it will be a wrap. Call me Diane von Furstenberg, honey. I must be a dress made by Aunt Diane von Furstenberg because it'll be a wrap. I must be a chicken Caesar because it's a wrap.

[Monet Xchange]

Shut the up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, I gotta go.

[Monet Xchange]

That note. Thank you for coming on my show.

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