The One About Code Switching

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Code Switching"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: November 4, 2024
Episode Theme:
A hilarious, insightful deep-dive into code switching, American pop culture, politics, and the everyday quirks of life as seen through the dynamic chemistry of two of drag’s brightest stars.

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Bob and Monét begin with topical drag and celebrity banter, transition into U.S. elections and media bias, then tackle the nuances of race, dialect, and code switching, all punctuated with their signature witty rapport. Along the way, they touch on code switching in professional settings, the absurdity of political discourse, social norms, and relatable gripes like public grooming. The episode is laced with memorable jokes, cultural references, and thought-provoking moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Halloween Costuming & Iconic Duos (02:05–04:00)

• The pair riff on lost opportunities for buddy costumes ("Mario and Luigi," "Salt and Pepper," "Coffee and Bagel") with plenty of drag takes ("cunty," "yassified").
• Memorable banter about never doing a joint Halloween look and brainstorming new dynamic duos to yassify:
  • “Ooh, like a cuntified yassified Mario Luigi. Yeah, love that.” — Monét (02:25)
  • “Designers, designers, designers!” — Monét joking about difficult costume ideas (03:10)
• This playful segment sets the casual, sassy tone for the show.

2. Election Night Reactions & Media (03:32–05:13)

• Bob and Monét preview their Election Night coverage, reflecting on past live streams and the impact of the Dominion lawsuit on Fox News.
  • “$787 million. They were sued by Dominion for lying about the fucking election.” — Monét (04:40)
• Commentary on hopes for a smoother election call due to increased media caution post-lawsuit.
• Both hosts express relief at the nearing end of campaign rally season.

3. SNL Impressions & Political Satire (05:13–07:14)

• Lively critique of recent SNL political sketches—Maya Rudolph as Kamala, Dana Carvey as Biden.
• Pop culture intersections: which comedians portray which politicians and why certain actors aren't active (e.g., Alec Baldwin).
• Bob and Monét riff on SNL's casting, with humor and some light fact-checking from Jacob.

4. Regional Differences – New York vs. Alabama (09:54–11:38)

• Debate about which state is greener, based on Bob’s Alabama upbringing and Monét’s New York experiences.
  • “Alabama is crazy green, babe.” — Bob (10:34)
  • “What are you talking about?... It is insanely green!” — Monét (10:46)
• Fun reflection on how regional experiences shape perception; playful shade exchanged.

5. Tariffs & International Goods (13:06–16:51, 17:27–18:39)

• Bob breaks down how tariffs impact consumers, using everyday examples (toys, tech, clothing).
  • “To quote Kamala Harris. Let me be clear, okay?... The prices of everything will go up.” — Bob (13:41)
• Monét references Mark Cuban on how tariffs could raise toy prices by 60%.
• Banter on where products (e.g., PlayStations, beer, gin, bourbon) are manufactured; a mini trivia segment on beverage origins.
• Insightful, humorous take on global commerce realities: “You gonna buy an American made Nintendo? You gonna buy an American made Toyota? Imagine.” — Bob (14:37)

6. Public Grooming Etiquette (29:11–32:38)

• Extended, comedic discussion on where it's appropriate to clip fingernails or toenails.
  • “Somebody was clipping their nails on the plane the other day.” — Monét (29:20)
  • “My toenails, baby...they get velocity on them. Velocity.” — Bob (30:30)
• The absurdity of personal care in public spaces; both grossed out yet fascinated.

7. Social Norms: Public Phone Calls & Respectability (33:23–34:54)

• Bob questions why speakerphone conversations in public are so irritating despite other types of loud conversations being normal.
  • “It really seems rude, but I can’t put my finger on what about it is rude.” — Bob (34:03)
• Monét connects the annoyance to parallels with playing music aloud.

8. Code Switching: Dialects & Identity (35:08–39:59)

• Transition into code switching, with “white guy voice” and “waiter voice” impressions.
• Both reflect on professional pressure to code switch in hospitality and entertainment, especially pre-drag success.
  • “A lot of my code switching stopped when I started working for myself.” — Monét (38:16)
• Bob analyzes how his “black accent” isn’t typically marginalized, and how perceived race travels through voice.

9. Regional Dialects & Pride (39:59–41:26)

• Playful poking at New York/New Jersey accents and pride.
  • “You sound like a New Yorker for sure.” — Bob (39:11)
  • “There used to be this one girl from New York...she was very like, ‘I’m from New York.’” — Bob (40:02)

10. Celebrity & Entertainment Industry Scandals (41:26–43:17)

• Recap of the “Call Her Daddy” podcast episode featuring Aubrey O’Day (Danity Kane) and her revelations about Diddy, touring, and exploitative contracts.
• Bob relates similar stories from TLC and Michelle Visage’s book regarding underpayment in the music industry.
  • “Standing on stage in an arena with your name on the outside...and someone else is really making all the coins.” — Bob (43:20)

11. Relationships, Gender, and Marriage Stats (50:46–52:36)

• Discussion on divorce stats and social ads targeting women in conservative marriages.
• Bob drops an interesting stat: “70% of the divorces are initiated by the woman.” (51:15)
• Conversation turns to queer marriage/divorce rates, parental choices, and fertility.

12. Reality TV Red Flags (52:50–56:36)

• Monét shares a “Love Is Blind” scenario where a contestant lies about being a sperm donor versus being an absent father—sparking a discussion on trust and deal-breakers.
  • “You lied about having children, and then you lied about being in their life. That is a major lie.” — Monét (54:54)
• Bob floats a hypothetical betrayal involving years of lying about a relationship as a “bit”—Monét is not amused!

13. Masculinity & Risk-Taking Culture (57:21–59:16)

• Discussion of viral video where a straight man injures himself celebrating the Dodgers' win.
• Brief sidebar into wild, risky behavior associated with straight men and sports fandom.

14. Dr. Pimple Popper & Beauty Routines (60:20–62:02)

• Bob calls out Dr. Pimple Popper for “drift” from simple extractions to extreme surgery on her channel.
• Exchange on skincare routines, oil cleansers, and the realities of sebaceous filaments.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [13:41] Bob: “To quote Kamala Harris. Let me be clear, okay?... The prices of everything will go up.”
• [29:20] Monét: “Somebody was clipping their nails on the plane the other day.”
• [34:03] Bob: “It really seems rude, but I can’t put my finger on what about it is rude.”
• [38:16] Monét: “A lot of my code switching stopped when I started working for myself.”
• [54:54] Monét: “You lied about having children, and then you lied about being in their life. That is a major lie.”
• [51:15] Bob: “70% of the divorces are initiated by the woman.”
• [10:34] Bob: “Alabama is crazy green, babe.”
• [43:20] Bob: “Standing on stage in an arena with your name on the outside...and someone else is really making all the coins.”
• [13:41] Bob: “You gonna buy an American made Nintendo? ...Imagine.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamps | |-----------------------------------------------|-------------------| | Halloween Costume Brainstorming | 02:05 – 04:00 | | Election Talk & Dominion Lawsuit Reflection | 03:32 – 05:13 | | SNL & Political Satire | 05:13 – 07:14 | | Greenest State Debate (NY vs AL) | 09:54 – 11:38 | | Tariff 101, Global Goods | 13:06 – 16:51 | | Product Trivia: Beers/Spirits | 18:39 – 21:17 | | Public Grooming Etiquette | 29:11 – 32:38 | | Speakerphones & Social Annoyances | 33:23 – 34:54 | | Code Switching Discussion | 35:08 – 39:59 | | Regional Accents & City Pride | 39:59 – 41:26 | | Aubrey O’Day, Diddy, & Industry Drama | 41:26 – 43:17 | | Divorce Stats & Gender | 50:46 – 52:36 | | Reality TV Lies (“Love is Blind”) | 52:50 – 56:36 | | Wild Sports Celebrations | 57:21 – 59:16 | | Dr. Pimple Popper & Skincare | 60:20 – 62:02 |

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Episode Tone

Sassy, irreverent, hilarious, candid, and full of sharp pop culture commentary—with moments of vulnerability about racial dynamics, code switching, and the everyday experience of queer, Black performers.

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For Listeners Who Haven't Heard the Episode

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a full buffet of witty banter, real talk about code switching, and cultural commentary—stitched together by Bob and Monét’s effortless rapport. Packed with pop culture references, political snark, and personal anecdotes, it’s both laugh-out-loud funny and genuinely insightful, especially on the realities of navigating identity and professionalism as Black queer entertainers.

The code switching discussion is placed thoughtfully in the latter half, framed by real experiences and comedic role-play, underscoring how identity and language shift across contexts—while the entire episode is stitched together with drag culture humor and genuine friendship.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we find out which state is greener, Alabama or New York.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about code switching.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Manoir swamp.

[Monet X Change]

Something about the technological medium gets to be annoying. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a picture of that in my fridge. Can I just say real quick that Valentina and Gottmik ate Halloween up as SpongeBob and Squidward. Shit. Shit. Violet Choctaw.

[Monet X Change]

So confident, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Violet Choschin got Mick ate Halloween up as SpongeBob and got ended.

[Monet X Change]

It was very good. And they went to Heidi Klum's Halloween party, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why have we never done a buddy buddy Halloween look? I don't know. Well, girl, we've been threatening white chicks for years.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we threatened doing white chicks. Is there another duo that we could do that could be fierce?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Mario and Luigi.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, like a cuntified yassified Mario Luigi. Yeah, love that. Okay, that's a good one. Other buddies we can be. We can be a Yasifites. Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wanda and Cosmo.

[Monet X Change]

Andy and I did that already, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we'll do it like fierce, though.

[Monet X Change]

We could be salt and pepper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like that.

[Monet X Change]

No, not the rappers. Like actual salt and pepper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, salt and pepper.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think that could be really fierce. We do like a yassified cunty salt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That could be cute.

[Monet X Change]

Coffee and bagel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, how do you Do a cuntified bagel?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. That's up to the designer, not me. Designers, designers, designers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is well after Halloween for you all listening, but it is. What day is this coming? What day is it today? Jacob. Jacob just showed us a picture of us.

[Monet X Change]

Please send that. Send that to Jay. It's a blue thing. That's funny.

[Jacob]

This episode comes out Monday. So tomorrow, what day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Monet X Change and I will be doing an election day coverage which. Which we did last year, last presidential election cycle. We did do one where we stay up and we. We couldn't stay up the whole night because the results weren't like, it wasn't called until the next day. We. We woke up and Biden was invited. Had been elected President elect. So.

[Monet X Change]

But in the, in this, in the stream, he was like, we. Obviously they drew it out with election fraud and yada yada, but towards the end of the night, it was in favor of Biden with like, it being like completely that the next morning or

[Bob the Drag Queen]

something like that, I think they'll call it earlier this year because, well, I mean, Fox News got sued billions of dollars for lying on Dominion. 700 million.

[Monet X Change]

$700 million. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was 5 billion. Is it 700 million? I got the numbers wrong.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't a billion.

[Jacob]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

It was like seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google that, Jake. I don't know what it is, but. But a lot of money.

[Monet X Change]

A lot. Yeah. So we're planning to do that again. It was a lot of fun. And we went in, we were like, girl, weather is going to be 787 million. Yeah, I knew. It was like. We were like, weather is going. So just in case you hear that. $787 million. They were sued by Dominion for lying about the fucking election. So I don't think anyone wants to be fucking sued against this year. So hopefully people just do things right and not be crazy. And yeah, our whole purpose will, like, whether it's a sad singing, a flower bringer, we're gonna be there together watching this election. And luckily it was a nice turnout.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So also, did you see Kamala Harris on snl?

[Monet X Change]

So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was great. She's like, I don't really laugh like that, do I? She's like,

[Monet X Change]

all of the Amala puns were hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They want to end the drama and watch Slave kick back and watch Rum Kamala, like legally Bondala. And then we can enjoy Christmas Fala lalala. Keep Kamala and carry Amala or Aunt Caryandola. It was really, really, really. It was really charming. Dana, Dana. Dana Carvey is doing a really good job as Joe Biden.

[Monet X Change]

I don't watch all of. I didn't. I just watched the clip that was on Twitter. I didn't watch the episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who is playing Donald Trump? Should I know who that is?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe a newer cast member. I've seen him, but I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They usually bring in like the big hitters to do the OGs. Not necessarily OG. Like they brought in like Alec Baldwin to play Trump before they played. They had Bernie Sanders played by Larry David. They had. Well, Hillary was played by a cast member. They brought back, not brought back. They brought in Jim Gaffigan to play Tim Walls.

[Monet X Change]

They're bringing in Miss Thing to play Maya Rudolph to play Kamala Rudolph.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's an SNL though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm saying she's not a cast member anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, I'm saying she was. Sometimes they bring back old people who are on snl.

[Jacob]

They tend to looking right now this year it is James Austin Johnson who is regular SNL cast member.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. And obviously Alec Baldwin is, is probably still not acting right now because of his drama.

[Monet X Change]

Did he get acquitted? Did he, did this trial happen again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was never found guilty of anything. But the, but the prop master was found guilty gag. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You know, he has a. He has a reality show about his life coming out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like it's going to be sad. It sounds really sad. The whole story is really tragic.

[Monet X Change]

It's very tragic. Imagine being on set doing the things you get anyway. Unalive. That's wild. Yeah. So SNL was really good. I mean we are so we're only watching this. The election is tomorrow. So for the past week it has been crazy, the influx of all these rallies. Like Lizzo did a thing. Cardi B went out in Milwaukee, Beyonce and Kelly went out in Texas and hous. Like all these last minute campaign stops and like, oh my God, we didn't even talk about it. Bob. The motherfucking rally that he did at Madison Square Garden with that fucking loser John Hinchcliffe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tim Hinchcliff or Tony?

[Monet X Change]

Tim Hinchcliff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tony. Tony Hinchcliffe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. That made those terrible fucking disgusting jokes about Puerto Rico being a floating pile of garbage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also I would say to before but like imagine. Imagine sitting in Madison Square Garden laughing at the notion that Puerto Rico is a floating pile of garbage. And you literally drove in from Staten Island.

[Monet X Change]

I saw your, your tick tock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine living in Staten island and being like ha ha ha, Gar because, you know, Staten island is the only borough that goes up for Trump.

[Monet X Change]

Staten island. Well, that's a few people are like Staten island. And like, not a lot of Long island, but Long island has a lot of red. Long Island's a pretty red place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Almost half the population of New York. Almost. Not quite. But almost half the population of New York State lives in New York City

[Monet X Change]

in the five boroughs. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And yes, almost half of the entire population of New York is in the city, which by the way, New York State, almost.

[Monet X Change]

I gotta look it up. Cause Bob Goddess, what's his name, and I'd be sitting here drinking the Kool Aid, talking about Michael Jackson's person is arrested in jail and dead. I was like, oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York State has a population of

[Monet X Change]

20 million people and New York City is 8 million, 9 million. Okay, all right, well, look at the population in New York City first before we just believe you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, here we go. Population of New York City is 8.26 million.

[Jacob]

Looking up the populations of states and cities is a recurring theme on this podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I. 8.26. But yeah, so that's almost half the population of New York State lives in lives just in the city. So how sparse is the rest of New York? I mean, that's the thing, because people

[Monet X Change]

have to come from New York somehow. Concrete jungle, New York, New York. I'm like, yeah, you can say that about New York City, but New York State outside of the five boroughs is pretty green. Like you drive after you get out of like Yonkers up there. Like, it is green, green, green, green. I did some stuff this summer in Bard in Albany. Like, I've never been to Rochester actually. I'm going to be in Rochester actually in the spring anyway. But like, it is green. New York is a very, very, very green. So I've been coming from New York. I'm on New York. Is this New York, is that. Yeah, New York City might be, honey. But listen, New York, New York State, we just have, we have dynamics. Like we had dynamics going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We very, very green.

[Monet X Change]

Say it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I've driven through New York. I wouldn't say New York is very, very green. Alabama is very, very green. Alabama is crazy green, babe.

[Monet X Change]

New Yorkers, like, who live, they're coming in, they are sounding off in the comments. If just girl, we drove. I drove from JFK to Bard, which is like a four hour drive and it is, it is insanely green. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I lived in Alabama, so I just, you know, Alabama's like 2/3 forest. Like 2/3 of the entire state is just 2/3 of the whole state is just forest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but you can say that apples are delicious and oranges are too. That doesn't change like so just because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alabama, comparatively speaking, like when I say someone, when I hear that someone's tall, in my opinion, that starts at 6, 2. But if you live in a population where people aren't that tall, maybe the U511 is very tall. But to me I'd be like five'11's not tall. Six'2 is tall. But that's just because of my perspective of the people I grew up around. I grew up around really tall people. Jacob is tall in his family. Jacob is the tallest person in his family.

[Monet X Change]

That's just insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is a giant. A giant amongst men. Jacob is a giant in his family. If you look at a picture of Jacob with his family, he looks like he's six feet tall. Because it looks like a bunch of average height people with their tall ass son. Is that hilarious?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I said it before, I say it again. I really enjoy Jacob's mom. She's a very cool lady. Wait, so we're talking about Tony Hinchcliffe and those crazy jokes? So I guess. And again after this. I don't wanna fuck it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean we're.

[Monet X Change]

The tea is after this, after Tuesday, after tomorrow, we're gonna be hearing about the election being rigged and blah blah, blah for the next couple months. So we're not gonna be done with this even after tomorrow. But like I am excited to stop with all these fucking rallies and all this crazy shit and these people who are allowed to say these crazy things with no repercussions. And then what? The thing that drives me crazy that's all over my feed and TikTok and Twitter, whatever is people at these Trump rallies talking like, talking about things like the terrorists. Clear understanding how terrorists fucking work and how it's affecting them on the day to day. But they just believe the stuff that they're saying. And what I would like to do is someone to do that to the other side. Right. Cause you never see it about the Dems because we're not disillusioned by the negativity and the bad things by that party. But the conservatives, not even the conservatives, the magas are so disillusioned and they just drink the Kool Aid of everything this person is saying and not using any critical thinking or rationale about how stupid and crazy it sounds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to give a bit of, I don't know, A lot about tariffs, but this is what I do know. The way that tariffs work are tariffs are not paid by the country who does the importing. I mean, who does the exporting. Tariffs are paid by the country who does the importing. Right? So if China wants to sell their goods, it's gonna cost manufacturers more money to buy it. They pay the tariffs. China does not pay the tariffs. So what that means is that item they're making is now going to cost you more money as a consumer because it costs you more money to get it. And folks like, well, this is gonn bring up productivity in America. Let me be clear. To quote Kamala Harris. Let me be clear, okay? If a shirt in China costs $2, actually it costs like a dollar to make. You have to pay an extra $2 to get the shirt. The shirt's gonna, that, that price is gonna go up to you, the consumer. And if that same shirt is made in the United States of America, it's not gonna cost that much money. It's gonna cost you way more. So the product itself will be more expensive because there are more intense labor laws here in the United States of America. So the prices of everything will go up. So even if we're like, okay, we're not buying any more of those, we're not paying those tariffs, we're gonna buy them American made. The shirts will still be more expensive because it costs more money to make things in America. Like Jacob, can you look up where the PlayStation 5 is made? Where are PlayStations made? I know. Or Nintendo, where's Nintendo made? Like, where are these things made? Because at this point y' all like, what would you buy American made? You gonna buy American made Nintendo? You gonna buy an American, you gonna buy an American made Toyota? Imagine.

[Monet X Change]

Well, well, and, and, and people like. And Mark Cuban was on the View talking about this. Like you don't realize, like, so, like when, so when it's time for parents to do Christmas shopping for their kids and so to get toys, that's gonna impact all of that stuff, right? So, so like that's gonna severely impact how much you're able to spend on your Christmases for your kids. Like just your day to day things, the things realize are made in China. And he was saying it could be up to like your things could cost up to 60% more. So the fucking, I don't know,

[Jacob]

knife

[Monet X Change]

set that you bought on Amazon, that is, or somewhere that's made in China for 50 bucks. 60% know what 60% is? It's going to cost you about $75 for that same thing. So it's crazy. It's going to really impact people, and they don't realize like, how crazy. And the guy who was talking about terrorists for the Trump, he was like, yeah, well, China's going to pay those terrorists. And the guy is like, no, that's not how terrorists work, babe.

[Jacob]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You're going to pay for it. He's like, well, I sell merch and we're just going to make China pay for it. I'm like, no, that's not how it fucking works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the manufacturer will pay, and then you will charge your people more money because that's how merchandise works. That is how. That's a very simple, broad overstroke of international commerce, obviously. Hype. Is that. Is it hot over there while you painting your pits?

[Monet X Change]

It is hot because it's. I'm in this. In this. I'm just saying where I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, you're not at home.

[Monet X Change]

I'm in. Yeah, I'm in my new office.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where are you at?

[Monet X Change]

I'm in Denver. I'm in Denver, Colorado, doing Colorado opera. What? You were close the first time. It is a French opera. It's called La Fille de Regiment. The daughter of the regiment. It's the one you saw. Did me do before, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I have a picture of that in my fridge. Aw, you're doing the hits, huh?

[Monet X Change]

Well, this production, they switched it around. The first time you saw me, I was right. My aria came at the top of Act 2. Now it's at the bottom of Act 2, and I have a separate thing at the beginning of Act 2. It's a different interpretation, but it's still fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's talk more about others. Break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're back. So, yeah, like y', all, your Nintendo's. If you want to buy a Nintendo Switch, baby, these are not made in the States and they're not going to. And they're not Going to sell Nintendo to America, Sugar.

[Monet X Change]

They're not. They're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not only that, the chips, the parts of things, the. The. Y' all think it's just like, oh, the toy itself. No, baby. Even stuff that's made in America, they assemble it in America. Where do you think? These. Like, what do you think? There's this Jamaican beer, they bottle it in America, but maybe they make it in Jamaica, they brew it there. So how do y' all think, you know?

[Monet X Change]

You know, it's a big one. I realize I. So my whole life, obviously, grew up in St. Lucia, so I thought Heineken was St. Lucia, even though it's a. It's a very German name. But Heineken is such a popular beer, A popular beer in the Caribbean. And then. But I think that sometimes countries buy the rights or. I don't know how that works with things like that, but you buy the rights to brew it in that country. I don't know. I don't know if the US has that same deal, but basically, it's brewed in St Lucia. Brewed and bottled, and I think you buy a license to do it for a certain amount of years or months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll name the beer, you name the country.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Corona.

[Monet X Change]

Mexico.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Red Stripe America. Jamaica.

[Monet X Change]

Is it really?

[Jacob]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

How many beers do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to be a bartender, and, you know.

[Monet X Change]

And you know where all these beers are from. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, the ones I'm naming to you. Stella Artois.

[Monet X Change]

Stella Artois. It's French.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

America.

[Monet X Change]

Is it really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. Yingling.

[Monet X Change]

Well, America is a melting pot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yingling.

[Monet X Change]

Yingling. That's America.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's America's oldest brewery.

[Monet X Change]

Yingling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, Solar Torre might not be. Wait, Solar Torre might not be America. I might have made that up. But Yingling is America's oldest brewery, though.

[Monet X Change]

Piton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds French.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but what country?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

France.

[Monet X Change]

No, St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, is it? I never heard of that beer before. What's the Japanese beer?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think you can find it here.

[Jacob]

What's the Japanese beer? Belgium.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Belgian. Yeah, I was wrong about that one. What's the Japanese beer?

[Monet X Change]

Soju, but I don't think Soju is a beer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Japanese beer. Sapporo.

[Monet X Change]

What's the one that Plastique drinks sometimes? It's called, like, Tara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna. Okay, I'm gonna name an alcohol.

[Monet X Change]

Tara. It's like a green bottle.

[Jacob]

Yeah, Tara. Tara. It's a lager, and it's Australian.

[Monet X Change]

What's a lager?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A Lager. A lager? I'm not sure, but it's like a lager. And there's Hefeweizens and there's ipa. Hefeweizen is wheat.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how about gin? What country do you think gin comes from?

[Monet X Change]

Gin. Oh, I think gin is French.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gin is from London.

[Monet X Change]

Is it really? Londoners do like gin. They love gin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about bourbon?

[Jacob]

Gin is from the Netherlands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you sure? I just googled it.

[Monet X Change]

Are you sure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's Beefeater from?

[Monet X Change]

That sounds German.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beefeater is. Beefeater's from London. Beefeater's British. It's a British gin. A Beefeater is one of those guards. Yeah, but you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but like, vodka. I don't know what. Vodka definitely is German, but. I'm sorry, I'm Russian, but I have a vodka, which. I'm not Russian.

[Jacob]

There's a London Gin was invented in the Netherlands. Through trade, it made its way to London, and London developed their own thing, which is called London Drink dry gin. London dry is what beef eater is. It is a London gin. But gin ar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's. You didn't say beef eater.

[Monet X Change]

You said. You literally said d. You said London Dry gin. What could it say? Misinformation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about bourbon?

[Monet X Change]

Bourbon is. I feel like that's American.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Fun fact about bourbon. Bourbon has been made in Bourbon County, Kentucky. Oh, wow. Wait. It has to be. If you take the same ingredients, the same barrel one county over, it's not called bourbon anymore. You cannot legally call it bourbon.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, can you factor that, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has to be called sour mash.

[Monet X Change]

I have never seen any bottle of anything say sour mash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause they make bourbon in Bourbon County, Kentucky. All bourbon has been in bourbon, just like all champagne comes from champagne.

[Monet X Change]

That is true in France.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any champagne made outside of champagne, France has to be called sparkling wine.

[Monet X Change]

Or if you're in Spain, they call it cava. No, Bourbon does not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not right. I'm telling you to have it to be called bourbon, to have it be labeled a bourbon. And it has to be made in the United States. Like, read this.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let me read it. This is an old saying that bourbon must be made in Kentucky. However, this is a common misconception. Kentucky bourbon is only produced in the state. But bourbon, in fact, can be made in any of the 50American states.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not real bourbon. US real bourbon drinkers, those of us who really drink the burb, those of us who really love to drink from the barrel, who drink straight from the barrel. We call Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't like bourbon when you drank. You like, you like vodka?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually I did love bourbon.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Would you ever get into Patty drinks? These sometimes those like those like the sober like spirits and wine. Would you ever get into those? I don't like those like you don't like. You just don't like the taste of it. You're just not interested.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean I've tried them before and they don't. They taste good.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But every once in a while I'll have a glass of wine though.

[Monet X Change]

Like one of the non alcoholic wines?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like what? Just straight up wine. Like everyone. It's not relapsing if you're, if you're doing, if you, if you like doing it like once in a while intentionally. It's not. That's not relapsing.

[Monet X Change]

I might do this with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's just having fun.

[Monet X Change]

Did you. Can I, can I. I want to ask you a question. I've seen someone wearing this shirt before. Was it you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Missy Elliot? Maybe?

[Monet X Change]

Did you go to the concert? Yo, we missed. I'm so mad I missed the concert. Like when I heard, when it was announced I was like, ooh, I'm going to this concert. And I completely forgot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Missy.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see. Yeah, Missy, Busta Rhymes and Ciara. And I just didn't see a lot of it on social media so I just forgot that it even happened. And now it's probably over. I would imag Busta Rhymes. I want, I want to go see Adele. Adele is. I want to go to see in Vegas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got you all in check. I got the head knock shit that make you break your neck. Woohah. Where you from?

[Monet X Change]

I think Busta Rhymes is from Queens. He's from New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Busta Rhymes.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure he's from New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fact check. Jacob, since we fact checking me, let's fact check Monet. Exchange. Monet said. I heard there would be. I was told there'd be no fact checking tonight. Like J.D. you see J.D. vance say, I wouldn't be surprised if me and Trump won the normal gay guy vote.

[Monet X Change]

I saw that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh my God. East Flatbush. East Flatbush, Brooklyn.

[Instacart Advertiser]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trevor Smith Jr. Did you know Trevor growing up?

[Monet X Change]

I did not. We're not. I don't think we're in the same age range, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But maybe, but you couldn't. You knew adults when you were growing up.

[Monet X Change]

Only my parents.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

How old is Busta Rhymes? Jacob, can you go back to that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's guess. I think bus rhymes is 45. 56. 45. You think bus rhymes a little bit older than me.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think bus rhymes is six years older than me?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or seven years older than me, girl.

[Monet X Change]

52.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

52.

[Monet X Change]

So right in the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't do the math that quick, but it is in the middle somewhere in there. But yeah, no, we. I mean I miss a lot of tours. I tried to go see Sasha Velour on tour, but I was touring my damn self.

[Monet X Change]

She was in San Diego, right? She did like a preview of her thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I heard it's a really good show. I mean I did see her. Her one of her first big tour that she did. I saw it in New York City. It was a really beautiful show.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what? It also really, really fucking beautiful show. What death becomes her is so fucking good. If y' all get the chance to go see the show, you have to. It is so fucking good. It's so good. It's so campf. Over the top, huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Michelle still in it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Michelle's still in it. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've heard she's really good on Broadway. This is like her second time on Broadway or maybe even more.

[Monet X Change]

I think her like fourth time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know she did Belle and Beauty and the Beast. I think she was Aida. She did Aida.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh. She did this and she did something else. I was reading in her.

[Jacob]

I could be wrong. I thought she was the narrator and Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat on Broadway, not on Broadway. I think it was like touring. Maybe I'm wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's the price you pay. She had a little raspy voice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was good. It was really good. Megan Hilty is so good. Megan Hilty is. I saw Megan Hilty. Jasmine Rice did a concert in San Diego at the Shell out there and it was her and Megan. Well, it was Megan Hilty show and Jasmine Rice had some numbers in there, but it was. Yeah, yeah, n you hot too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was warm. It is warm.

[Monet X Change]

And Megan Hilsey is such a beautiful singer. They have this really, really gay song at the top of the show. It's so funny. It's so good. The show was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you could as a party trick, sing exactly like one person. And I mean like they'd be like, is this person at their prime? They would literally be like, is this person in the room with us? Who would you choose?

[Monet X Change]

Party trick. Okay, same question. Party trick. Like this is like, wow, this is impressive. You can sing this well, like, wow, A party trick. Like, oh, my God, you. No matter how good or bad they are. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, it doesn't matter like it. So if you want to sing just, like, I don't know, William Hung. You can sound exactly like William Hung. Or if you want to sing exactly like Mariah, which version of her

[Monet X Change]

vision of love, Mariah Carey, Like, Asia Pawchick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'd be like, I had a vision of love and it was more than you given to me. That's the song I would sing my all if I was gonna do. If I was gonna. If I had Mariah Carey's voice, I would sing my all to be like, look at what I just did.

[Monet X Change]

But my all and vision of love, Mariah Carey are pretty close. But if you say that would be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the song I sang to be like, watch this. I give my all to have just one more night with you. I'd risk my life to feel good next to my.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta do that. You gotta do that. I'm losing the who sings the most

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on the podcast debate at this point,

[Monet X Change]

girl, by a landslide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's what you been making. You've been making a concerted effort to not sing ever since we had this conversation.

[Monet X Change]

I have not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know how you play the. I know you play the game, and you're playing with the right one. That's right. Step out the game. This is not. This is not the view. Now where's Barbara Walters,

[Monet X Change]

girl? So I. Oh, yeah. This is my question for you. Where is it appropriate to clip your. Tone. Your nails in the bathroom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In your bedroom.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, bitch. Somebody was clipping their nails on the plane the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. And also in your dressing. In the dressing room of a theater.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Especially if you're on the road on tour. I can see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But over the trash can.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Or in the sink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're just putting your foot on the sink.

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't say your foot. Your. Your nails. Fingernails.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was thinking someone else. Oh, okay. Fingernails are different now. If you're clipping fingernails. You can clip your fingernails in the living room. You can clip your fingernails in the bathroom. You can clip your fingernails in a bedroom. Yeah. Fingernails in the living room.

[Monet X Change]

Your little. Your little finger crust. Your fingernails flying everywhere. Because sometimes. Sometimes they go down, but sometimes they fly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only my toenails fly. My fingernails never fly. They just. They fall. They just fall to wherever. My toenails, baby. My toenails will make cover some. Like, they're very moana. Who knows? How far I'll go. And no one knows. Like, my toenails will. Will go. Will cover the distance, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Playing boomerang food yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No you laughing. But my toenails, they, they. They get velocity on them. Velocity.

[Monet X Change]

I saw someone clipping their toenails at the fucking. Like. So I was. I'm sitting in. I'm sitting on the plane. Because the distinct sound of a nail clipper is so specific. You know exactly what it is. Every time it's that high pitch ding. And I was like, are you kidding me? So I'm. So now I'm in my seat doing one of these, like, looking over, like. Cause I see the person over here. I'm trying to give the ignored. Like, I keep on looking back, oh, my God. Every two seconds. Yeah. Oh, 100%. Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But the person did not give a fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was.

[Monet X Change]

If I was sitting next to that person, I would. There's no way you're gonna clip your nails flying. That is very. It's unsanitary. It's fucking nasty. I would have to call the flight attendant. I'm not gonna fight with you for a thing, but I will be. If I'm sitting next to you, I'm gonna be very obnoxious and press the thing. And then I'm like, can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think our hands. I do think our fingernails are actually dirty than our toenails, though.

[Monet X Change]

For sure. Oh, for sure. Your feet are probably covered most of the time. Your hands are flushing things, turning doorknobs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If someone next to me were clipping their fingernails, I'd be like, it's kind of tacky, but whatever. But if someone next to me were clipping their toenails, I'd be like, this is insane. The fact that you chose to do this here is genuinely. I can't even wrap my brain around why you would think that was okay. I literally can't figure it out.

[Monet X Change]

And then today, this guy was. I walked into the thing at the locker room at the gym, and he was clipping his toenails in the locker room at the gym. Not even in the shower section. At least that. But in, like, the section where you hang your shit. Like the locker part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can clip your toenails in the locker room. No, no, you can. No, home. I would say, put a towel down, put your feet on the towel and clip them over the towel.

[Monet X Change]

Now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if it's you? The locker room is for grooming. Well, I would put. I would. I would have the towels over my hand too. Like, the locker room is for grooming. That's what you do. You groom in the locker room.

[Monet X Change]

Can y' all comment below? Is it appropriate to clip your toenails or a fingernails in the locker room at a gym?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanna have this conversation. I wanna have this conversation. I cannot figure out why. Cause it does bother me and I literally can't figure out why.

[Monet X Change]

Let's take a break and then you can tell me about your little problem that you got. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile.

[Jacob]

Now I was looking for fun ways

[Monet X Change]

to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give a it a [e-mail] switch.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why it bothers me and I really want to get out of it because I think it's respectability, politics or something, or just social norms. I'm not sure the right word, but listening to someone talk on speakerphone, on the plane or at the gym or at the, or at the target is so rude. But why? Because if the person was next to them and they were talking at the exact same volume, that would not be weird. If the person, if they were, if the two people behind you were just talking on the phone, I mean, talking to each other, it would not be weird. But if one of them was on speakerphone, all of a sudden it becomes weird and I can't, I cannot figure out why that bothers me so much. It really, it seems rude, but I can't put my finger on what about it is rude.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it's always rude. I think like at the gym it is annoying to me. It's bothersome to me in like a public space, I guess to like on the train, because it's the equivalent of playing your music out loud. Like, why would you do that? And why is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if there were just two people just talking though? What if it were just two people just talking next to each other?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're right. I see the point you're trying to make. But something about the technological medium gets to be annoying and it's appropriate And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't figure out what it is. And I think I wanna let that go. I wanna be like, girl, use your phone on speakerphone. This would literally just be like if the person was here next to you. But also, same thing. If they're on the phone and all you hear is their end, it's not rude anymore. If they're just on the phone on the plane. If you're sitting at. For me, if you're sitting on the tarmac and someone's on their phone, that's not rude.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talk on your phone on the plane. I talk to you on your phone on the plane.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but normally I'm like. I'm like, hey, girl, yeah, I'm on a thing. But if you're like, on the plane talking about, yeah, yeah, we just landed. That's crazy. You cannot do that on the plane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, why you do the white man voice.

[Monet X Change]

Is that my white voice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you do your white guy voice?

[Monet X Change]

Give me something to say. Jacob. Jacob, can you pull up a monologue for me to say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I just have a conversation with me. So, hi, thank you for coming in for the job position today. What's your name again?

[Monet X Change]

My name's Kevin Burton. How are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm great, Kevin. So where did you go to school?

[Monet X Change]

I went to school at Westminster Choir College in Princeton. I graduated in four years with a bachelor's in music education and opera performance. Well, sorry, that's not true. I dropped the opera performance degree at one point. It's just music education, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nice. All right, thank you, Kevin. And by the way, do you need us to validate any parking fee or anything?

[Monet X Change]

No, I got it. Thank you so much. Bobiana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bobiana. Yes, that's my name. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, now I'm do mine. You ready?

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello.

[Monet X Change]

Is this all you checking out with today?

[Jacob]

Hi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this will be all.

[Monet X Change]

Thanks. So all you want is the lube, the Oreos and popcorn? I mean, what you doing with all of that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That'll be all. We're having a party. Having a bit of a party at my house tonight, huh?

[Monet X Change]

What kind of party you using with Oreos?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And can I just say, by the way, we really beat the line. We really beat the line. And it's really warm out. But you know what it is? It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

[Monet X Change]

It's not even humidity here, sir. It's just cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The humidity's what gets you. Amber.

[Monet X Change]

Amber, yes, that's my name. Amber. By the Way. You kind of cute, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm married. Married man. Sorry. I'm a lady.

[Monet X Change]

A lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Love my lady.

[Monet X Change]

I know you fucking lying. A lady with your gay ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got me, Amber.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we hear your white man voice, Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

His white girl. That is his voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, let's hear

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, talk to us.

[Jacob]

Hi, my name's Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Now, Jacob, can we hear you?

[Jacob]

I was wondering if it'd be possible to check out of the room a little bit extended. Yeah, 1:30 would be great. Thank you so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is how Jacob calls out.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, can we hear your black man voice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I know that's right. Nope.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't know when I use my white man voice. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't use. I mean, to be honest, I think that people who hear my voice know that I'm black, but I don't have a. I mean, I had a waiter voice. I used to use, like, a waiter voice, but I don't really do a ton of code switching. But also, to be honest, my black scent, my black accent, my black voice that I use, it's not really the marginalized black voice. Like, it's not like people who speak the way I speak. You can tell I'm black, but my voice isn't the kind of voice that would typically be marginalized, to be honest. So I don't really change my voice, my talk.

[Monet X Change]

I code switched a lot when I worked at hotels and when I worked that. But I think a lot of my code switching, to be honest, stopped when I start. When I. When I started working for myself. Like, when I started doing drag full time and, like, working in this industry, that's when the code switching stopped for me. But before then, I think I used to code switch heavy when I would have to, especially when I was, like, going to opera auditions and stuff like that, because all the fucking racial shit that goes on in opera companies and, like, you know, trying to, like, get the job and not seem too threatening or too black. You know what I mean? I would 100% code switch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think you sound. Do you think people hear your voice and you sound black to them?

[Monet X Change]

So this. So this is my regular voice. This is how I talk when I'm on zooms for gigs or for brand deals. Like, this is how I talk. I don't know. I mean, I don't know who. I can't ask you. Cause you know what? I. You know, I'm black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sound like a New Yorker for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Do I really? Do you? Okay, so I think we've had this conversation before. I really think I know some words. I do have a New York accent, but for the most part, I think I sound pretty neutral.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Off.

[Monet X Change]

Off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Off. Money, you said off. That is not what the rest of us in the country say. We say off. Turn it off.

[Monet X Change]

Off. Off. Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turn it off. Turn it off.

[Monet X Change]

Turn it off. Cause y' all go, so. Because that's so American, that, like, guttural.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's that brown caffeinated drink that everyone has in the mornings?

[Monet X Change]

Coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. How do you say it, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

I say coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say coffee.

[Monet X Change]

I do not say coffee. I definitely do not say coffee. I say coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you say mother and father?

[Monet X Change]

I do not say. I do not have these in my, in my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There used to be this one girl from New York who said, I don't know, and she moved to Atlanta. I don't know why it pissed me off so much when this bitch said, my mother and my father. That used to drive me. I felt like she was putting it on. Like, she was very like, I'm from New York and like, folks from Georgia just don't really be doing all that. Like, that is a Texas and a New York City. The only Texas in New York are so, like, I'm from Texas and I'm from New York. Like, they like you.

[Monet X Change]

That's true. But you haven't met somebody from New Jersey. You will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me tell you right now, you will know someone. You did not know that Nicole Byer was from New Jersey. You did not know until I told you.

[Monet X Change]

But you know Wendy Williamson from New Jersey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, but what I'm saying is you will never know someone from New York and they, and have them not tell you. You cannot know a person from Texas or New York City. And within a week of knowing them, it will somehow come up. They are from Texas. It will come up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's, I don't think that's different in any other place. Like, when you talk to people, you get to know them. You find out where they're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you talk to people. When you talk to people. When you talk to people, when you talk.

[Monet X Change]

I think you're correct. Oh, I was so. I, I, I was listening to, listening to the Call Her Daddy podcast because Aubrey o' Day was on there. Were you? Were you what? Todrick's house, that time. That one time that Aubrey was over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, who's Aubrey? All day. Why is that name so familiar?

[Monet X Change]

She was from Danity Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I was there that time. Yeah, when I saw you, I had

[Monet X Change]

no idea it was her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And apparently she's a really, really good singer.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently, yeah, she's a great singer. But she was on there talking about her life is so interesting. She's talking about, like, working with Diddy and how, like, fucking Diddy fucked them up on making the band. They were touring all the time, doing all this stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They made.

[Monet X Change]

No, now, that's twofold, right? One is they didn't have the right representation, but that's because they got their fame and their deal through the show making the band. So they weren't very protected. So it was kind. It's kind of crazy. So Diddy, like, fucked them up with making the band. They did all this touring, all these albums. They made literally no money. And then she goes on to talk about her, like, at the end of, like, five or six years, they didn't have money, really pretty much to do anything because they, like, Diddy and Bad Boy, took all their shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

TLC had the same situation. TLC have the same story happen with them.

[Monet X Change]

With Diddy. They were. They were Bad Boy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not with Diddy, but they were. They were. They were a girl group there, and they were like, y', all, we are broke. Like, we are. There was a video where they're like, we are out here at the Grammys or whatever, and we don't have any money. We don't have any money. You should go listen. If you have an opportunity, you should listen to Michelle Visage book. It is a. It's a five hours. I mean, it is literally, I listen to it in LA Traffic, and it's actually a pretty good book. She talks about touring with Seduction. No money. No money. They're paid. They got paid a weekly rate, and it was not a lot of money. They got paid like. I can't remember what she said, but it was a very low amount of money a week to do these arena tours. Monet, she was performing in arenas, Arenas. And I don't mean like, performing like, as. Like a dancer. She was the act. It was her. It was. It was Seduction and Milli Vanilli touring together. And they were getting paid, like, $1,000 to $1,200 a week.

[Monet X Change]

That's just bananas. That's just Banana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Standing on stage in an arena with your name on the outside, you. Your name sold the tickets and someone else is really making all the. All the. All the coins.

[Instacart Advertiser]

These.

[Monet X Change]

These people be fucked up. And then she talks about. Did you know that she dated don Donald Trump Jr.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From Danny Kane?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. She dated him right before Trump started running for election in 2016.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does she know?

[Monet X Change]

Right before he won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does she know? She knows some stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she talked about the book. She was like, they were asking out the book, and they're asking all this stuff, and she was saying, y', all, she's like. She's like the person, like, the whole family. She's like, there's so much competition between all of them. I don't think they really like each other. And she was like, But Donald Trump Jr. A lot of the people in the family, they have completely changed their entire shit. Because she's like, I am a super liberal pro. She's like, I am liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal. And she's like, he was very similar to that. That's why we found comfort in each other, and that's why we did. And we had so many similarities. But when the father started to run, the entire family was so willing to change their entire shit for what they have now. So she was like. So Alex asked her, well, do you think you would like. Cause she was like, he was the love of my life. Although she was his secret lover. He had a wife, but she was with him. She was his side piece, but everyone knew. The wife knew. She was upset about it. Michael Cohen tried to get her out of it. Because when Trump was running, they're like, we gotta squash all this secret shit. That's why you gotta go away. But anyway, long story short, the family changed a whole shit for what they have now so that Trump could run and basically become super conservative, super crazy. To run for. To run for the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For the.

[Monet X Change]

For the presidency. It's kind of wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is wild. Yeah. Trump used to be quite liberal.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trump used to be quite liberal.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, that is wild. Well, maybe we should get on the podcast. I don't know why I'm saying that. I hate interviewing people. Have her own. Have her own Monet Talks. I'll watch it. I'm a big fan of the show.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you want to get early Access episodes, and if you want to get early Access episodes of Monet Talks, you can join the Sibling rivalry Patreon, where you get a week early access uncensored, or do you still release uncensored version on your thing?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No, only uncensored on Patreon. And we have Patreon specific questions that come out that will be coming on Patreon. Someone asked. None of them have come out yet. We did them for about nine episodes. None of them have come out yet. They're coming out and they will be available for cousins and up soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you want to get. Also, if you would like to see uncensored versions of my YouTube videos, you can see them on the SilverWriter Patreon as well. La la la la la la la la.

[Monet X Change]

So then we're starting in the new year, which I'm very excited about, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I'm teasing content that is coming very at the top of the year. I'm doing some lady on the street videos about something. They're really fun. Obviously. I'm based in New York City. I'm base on my card. I'm based in Los Angeles, so they're in places in Los Angeles, but maybe we could travel to different cities and do them in other cities too. We shall see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yesterday, me and Hillary Clinton were in the same building.

[Monet X Change]

I heard it. Andy told me that the security was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was crazy. HRC was in the building. There were two theaters in the Strauss Center. She was in the Giant room. I was in the 1700 seat room. Maybe four tender seats. It doesn't matter. The point is I was. I tried to invite her to the show and no one would give her the word. So I just put it on my social media. I was like, hillary Clinton, please come to my show tonight.

[Monet X Change]

And what did she say when she saw the show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She thought it was really funny. She's a bobblehead. Official bobblehead now.

[Monet X Change]

So now we. Now we know she didn't come to the show. So you have just debunked all your shit because we know she comes to her goddamn show. She a bobblehead. She's clearly monation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Bill Clinton's monation. Hillary's bobblehead. Kamala's bobblehead.

[Monet X Change]

Joe, I know you lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You Joe's monation.

[Monet X Change]

You are crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tim Walls, bobblehead.

[Monet X Change]

100 false.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tim.

[Monet X Change]

I'll give y' all Tim. Tim is a bobblehead. Lying about. Lying about going to. To war.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tianna Square. Tim Kane. Monation for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Who the fuck is Tim Kaine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tim Kaine was Hillary Clinton's running mate.

[Monet X Change]

Was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you, I could not remember who was Hillary. He was Hillary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a whole bit on SNL about him recently. He came out. There's a whole bit on SNL about him. He came out and he was like you said, it was the most important election in the world. I was Hillary Clinton's running mate. I was one heartbeat away from becoming the President of the United States of America. So what's my name? And then John Mulaney was playing the character. He was like, he could remember his name, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I have no recollection of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looks almost exactly like Tim Walls.

[Monet X Change]

The name doesn't even ring a bell. I can't say, like, oh, yeah, I kind of. I don't remember hearing that name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clinton Cain. All right, how many vice presidents going back? Your name ready? Who was who? Who is Joe Biden's vice president? Monet. Joe Biden's vice president, Sarah Huckabee. Monet. You know who Joe Biden's vice president is? Come on, don't play against Kamala Harris.

[Monet X Change]

Kamala Harris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Trump's Vice president Pence. Okay. Obama's Vice president, Biden. Okay. George Bush's vice president, Dick Cheney. See, you're doing great. George Bush's vice president. I mean, sorry, not George Bush. Bill Clinton's vice president.

[Monet X Change]

And here, where we lose all of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, do I know George. Do I know Bill Clinton's vice president?

[Monet X Change]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Al Gore. Al Gore. Okay. Yeah, Al Gore. And before Clementine, it was Bush.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who that is. Couldn't even tell you.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think he's an obscure one. He hasn't done anything super crazy. Dan Quayle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Dan Quayle. I remember that. Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle.

[Monet X Change]

Also, have you seen this new thing about this new ad by liberals saying, like, you know, a liberal ad saying, like, basically, like to wives, to women, go into the voting booth and vote in your best interest and just lie to your husband, basically, and tell him, like. Well, not lie, but be like, you know, but also. But yes, yes, but also. If you are in a fucking relationship where you have to lie about prioritizing your health to your spouse. Spouse or your boyfriend or whatever, what kind of fucking relationship that. And again, I know everyone chooses different things that are right for them, for the relationship, but I. For me. And there are things that. Right, like in my relationship, I probably do things that someone. And that's why I'm like, I can't believe you do that. But, like, to like your healthcare and, like, what you need as a woman to. With your fucking vagina to exist in this world, to have to lie about that to your husband or the person that's supposed to love you unconditionally, that's crazy to me. And I couldn't fathom being married to that person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. I'm glad we're on the same page about this.

[Monet X Change]

That's Nuts. Like, yeah, baby, I voted for Trump. Like, what? No, bitch, I'm a brother for him. He's against who I am. He's against my fucking ovaries and my uterus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So an interesting statistic is that the least successful marriages are. The highest divorce rate amongst marriages is lesbian relationships. But listen to this statistic. 70 of straight marriages are initiated by the woman.

[Monet X Change]

71 initiated. What does that mean? Like, they propose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the. The. No, initiated. The divorce is initiated. Sorry. 70 of the divorces are initiated by the woman.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if they're both women, the divorce rate is going to be higher. Maybe women are like, I know, I'm done. The women are like, it's a rap.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, we did it. We tried. We fucking tried, and I don't want anymore.

[Monet X Change]

But also, the ratio of straight marriages to, let's say marriages is. I mean, probably. There are probably so many more straight marriages, though. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Marriages to 80 of lesbian marriages, probably. They're still way more straight, I would imagine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, for sure. But proportionally speaking, lesbian divorce rate is the highest.

[Monet X Change]

Where. Where do. Where do. Where do. Where do. The gays are. How are the gays?

[Instacart Advertiser]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I bet we have the lowest marriage rate.

[Monet X Change]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am so cool with, like. I mean, I will get. I could get married. But also, like,

[Monet X Change]

Imagine if gays could get pregnant, Bob. Imagine if we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob would have a. Jacob would be at home with 18 children right now.

[Monet X Change]

All right, girl. The honesty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine if Gates could get pregnant and we had to deliver them through our pee holes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, just. We go on birth control.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but like, but with everything going on now, what if we couldn't go on birth control because they're fucking stopping. Stopping all types of contraception.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had a son, I would strongly encourage him to get a vasectomy.

[Monet X Change]

Irreversible 100.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, you should really. Actually, I need to talk to. Came in about getting a vasectomy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. How is Cam Cam doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's doing pretty good. He had a job interview recently. I need to call him, see how I went.

[Monet X Change]

So I know you don't watch Love is Blind. Let me try to give you the quick thing. I want to know your response to this. So this couple, right? You know the general concept of the show, right? They're in the pause.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't see each other. You're dating just by your voice, right?

[Monet X Change]

So. But it's really intense. Cause for people to know, like, cry

[Bob the Drag Queen]

all the Time, huh? This show does always make you cry.

[Monet X Change]

It makes me cry in the beginning. Cause the beginning is so sweet. And then so there's a couple, but it's really intense. Cause you're dating these people, Roberta for like eight hours a day for a week straight. So it's like, it's very intense. Or two weeks straight. Anyway, so you propose something. This couple, they're in the pods, they seem really sweet. They're like on the same level in terms of religion, blah blah, blah, blah blah. Everything is there to me. They're like the number one couple. They're so beautiful. That was the one I cried about on my, on my, on my thing. Come to find out. And they were like. And he's like, yeah, like when we get like I can't wait for us to have kids together. Do you have kids? No, I don't have kids. Yeah, no, we, we don't have kids. I want to have three and four kids. Cut to when they get out. So you, after you propose, you meet each other. Then you go on a week long vacation and then you go into real world for two weeks and live together. They living together at this point. So now they know each other for technically three weeks at this point. Come to find out he has three kids out in the real world. But allegedly they were. He donated sperm to a fertile to a friend to have these children. Cause she's in a lesbian relationship. But the question, his spouse, his fiance was like, have you, do you have interaction with these kids? No, I've never seen him. Come to find out. He's spending holidays with everybody. He's having holidays. There's holiday pictures with them. They're going out and about. He's like a part of these kids life. So again I think it's not damning that you're doing this, but lying about it when I've known you for three weeks. That's the crazy part. What would you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is very true.

[Monet X Change]

If you're agreeing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would just ask why he was lying. Baby, why did you feel the need to lie about this? I don't care that you're in the kids lives. I just want to know are you actively their father just in their lives as a, as an adult male figure? And then I'm like, well, I don't know what I can trust because I don't know what's, what's true anymore. Like you've proven to me now that

[Monet X Change]

you, you lie lying so big at the onset of our relationship to me that is a major red flag. They're not like little. Little lies. Like, yeah, I don't. I don't pick up the dog's poop sometimes, or I let the weak go by the laundry. But you lied about having children, and then you lied about being in their life. Like, that's. That. That is a major lie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And it's. And it's. And it is. It is certainly odd behavior. That is a red flag. Like, why would you lie about that? I just. I would rather you hurt my feelings with the truth than lie to me with the truth. And I will have been lied to.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think he was afraid that being honest, she'd be like, I don't want to. I don't want to go through with the marriage. But now they're married. They're locked in. But social media is clowning her. Cause they're like, girl, all these red flags. You're staying with this man. And in the reunion, she's basically like, we're in love. Like, we spoke about it. Like, he. Whatever. And she's like, it's all cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's put it to the test. Let's say if you found out that me and Jacob actually were never dating. It started as a big joke. Because imagine me having a part. Cause you know, I was always, like, single, and it was just. And it just got too serious. And Jacob and I have actually never, ever been dating. And we just told you. How would you feel?

[Monet X Change]

I would feel very betrayed. I would not believe that you lied to me, so. Cause it wouldn't be like the little lie. It's like, bitch, this is a deep lie. You've been going on this lie for how many years now? Six years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Almost eight years.

[Monet X Change]

Eight years. It's a major part of your life, and you've been lying about it like that. It'll make me question everything about you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's kind of funny, though, right?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it's kind of a good bit. Like, I kept it going for so long.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not a good bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. But think about it, though. I was like, I got a boyfriend. And then I'm like, psych.

[Monet X Change]

You think? No, it's not a good bit. And it's not funny. I would be. I would never. I would never believe anything is home again. I don't know how we would be able to continue our friendship. Honestly, I really don't know how we. Like, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be weird. That'd be very weird.

[Jacob]

That would be a bit. If he did it Multiple other times after and had like, multiple ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be a great bit.

[Monet X Change]

If all of them were lie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If all of the partners were a lie. They're all just bits. It's so funny. No, but listen. You're not listening to how funny it is. Like, psych.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Can I also, before we go. Straight men are such. There's such a specific type of crazy. And again, gays and queers, we do weird shit too. But the World Series happened. The Dodgers and the Lakers. What have whatever versus each other. The Dodgers won. Have you seen the video of this straight guy blowing up his hand?

[Jacob]

The Lakers is a basketball team, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. The Dodgers and the Yankees,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Clippers and the X Men went to the World Series.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to send you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, you said he blew up his hand?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I'm gonna send you this clip. Please watch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it graphic?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it's graphic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're sending it where?

[Monet X Change]

On our Facebook thing. And I guess we probably can't put it on the video. Cause we'll get. Fucking demonetize the house down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. But y'. All, those of you who want to know, by the time this episode's up, you will have. It is heavily. Listen, I will put a warning at the beginning of it. The Earwax video has been heavily requested on the Patreon. If you want to see my Earwax removal, I am putting it up on the Patreon. There will be a forewarning beforehand, but it is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Please make the COVID photo not the air. The COVID picture needs to be something, not that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll just say the Earwax video coming up or something.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, did you watch the video?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not yet.

[Monet X Change]

I can't even watch it, but you're

[Bob the Drag Queen]

gonna make me watch it.

[Monet X Change]

It came up on my Twitter and when I saw what happened, I immediately threw my phone down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Twitter allows this twirl.

[Monet X Change]

My Twitter is a disaster zone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the video's gone. It's been taken down.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, shit. Well, I know it says this somewhere out there. That. So he's like. He's like, yeah, the Dodgers won. He gets. I think it's a firecracker or something. And he lights it and he's trying to drop, but he doesn't. And it blows up in his hand, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

He lost. Sorry. Trigger. Warning. Graphic. Graphic. Graphic. He loses his entire hand. It's just like the thumb and this part left and it's just blood gushing. It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't understand. Why wasn't he not Able to drop the firework.

[Monet X Change]

I think the firework. It blew up faster than he anticipated. Like, the fuse, I guess, just was. Instead of being like a cartoon, it was like. And it just blew up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And was he celebrating?

[Monet X Change]

So I think his body was in shock. So what happens that he runs inside of the building and he's like. He's not even screaming yet because he's in shock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he have fingers?

[Monet X Change]

No, the hand is gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw a video of a guy who got really drunk and fell off the back of a boat and lost everything beneath the knee in the rudder. And he was drunk, and he was like. He was like, this is getting gross, y'. All. He was like, what? This? Also, can we. Before we go, I will say this. This is a call out.

[Instacart Advertiser]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm calling you in, Dr. Pimple Popper. Go back to pimples, babes. Go back to pimples. It's disgusting. It's surgery she's doing. She's basically doing C sections at this point on the page.

[Monet X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back to pimples. We want to see you pop pimples. We don't want to see you removing tumors. She's. She's cutting out cyst with a knife.

[Monet X Change]

This is my theory. Like, it's never enough. Like, she had this big pimple community, and people wanted more. They wanted crazy. They wanted it bigger. They wanted it bigger. Better than uncut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We want pimples. We want little itty bitty pimples. We want you to get blackheads off with that little circle. I tried using a tool. I don't know if.

[Monet X Change]

Because I'm just not obviously an esthetician or whatever, that tool. I cannot make that tool work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I use when my nose gets really, like, a bunch of sebaceous filaments? I just use an oil cleanser.

[Monet X Change]

You saw that in a video somewhere, so stop acting like you knew. Sebaceous filament.

[Instacart Advertiser]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Yes. I stumbled upon the information. Sebaceous filament. But that is what it's called. It's called a sebaceous filament. And. And someone told me, just use oil cleanser on your nose. And honestly, smooth.

[Monet X Change]

What, so you put it on there and it just pops up itself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you just put it on there. And because they're made of oil themselves, the oil is mixing, and then it gets it all out. So if you just use, like, soap and water or some other kind of cleanser that doesn't have oil in it, your nose will still feel rough, but I use this. And now it is just so fucking smooth.

[Monet X Change]

An oil cleanser. Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, oil cleanser. A foaming oil.

[Monet X Change]

Here's my question. You answer my question. So you put it on there. And what do you like, do this then or you just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I rub it. I rub it and then I scratch it.

[Instacart Advertiser]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scratch it and I rub it again. Do it twice.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know when you said sebaceous filament, it made me. It took me back to that time you try to act like you knew the word for. What is it? Peroxy. For the study of astrology.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called trilogy and the study of rocks.

[Monet X Change]

And I do know that word. And I do know that word you try to pass on to trilogy and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it's the study of rocks and I do know that word. And you're mad. And on that note, say it with me. Thank you for coming on my show.