The One About Competition

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Competition"

Introduction

In the March 17, 2025 episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change delve into the intricacies of competition, exploring their personal experiences and perspectives within the vibrant world of drag. Despite not being actual siblings, their dynamic chemistry and humorous banter make for an engaging discussion that resonates with both fans and newcomers alike.

Monet's Alternate Path: Beyond Drag Race

The episode kicks off with Monet sharing a glimpse into what could have been if she hadn't pursued RuPaul’s Drag Race. Listeners learn about a different show Monet nearly joined, highlighting her competitive nature and the choices that shaped her career.

Monet X Change (02:04): "We talk about competition. And we find out what made Monae say this."

Exploring Competition: Perspectives from Monet and Bob

A significant portion of the episode centers on the concept of competition. Monet articulates her love for competing, emphasizing that losing doesn't deter her but rather fuels her passion.

Monet X Change (28:56): "I'm not a villain. I've always been competitive. I love competing. But honestly, for me, the reason why I think competition is fun for me is because I don't mind losing."

In contrast, Bob shares his experiences from touring in New York City, where he felt a heightened sense of competition striving to establish himself amidst other drag performers.

Bob the Drag Queen (26:10): "I do feel a lot of competition when I was in New York."

Touring Tales: Successes and Challenges

The hosts recount their touring experiences, discussing the highs and lows of performing on the road. Monet expresses excitement about her current tour, praising the positive audience reception and the camaraderie with fans.

Monet X Change (18:44): "Tour is going really well. I'm having such a good time. People are coming to the meet and greets and wearing sponge looks and blah, blah, blah. It's all been very lovely."

Bob reflects on receiving thoughtful gifts from fans, appreciating the personal connections forged during tours.

Bob the Drag Queen (19:13): "I got a few gifts in Portland. Was that. Or was it Seattle? And yeah, people I love little... It's always very nice to be able to bring stuff."

Fan Interactions and Community Building

Monet and Bob discuss the importance of fan interactions, highlighting how gifts and fan art play a role in building a supportive community. They emphasize the significance of maintaining genuine relationships with their audience.

Monet X Change (19:39): "Do you compare yourself to other girls who've gone on tour or who've been to venue that you've been to or who are on tour at the same time?"

Bob the Drag Queen (19:47): "As you compare them, compare ourselves. Like, like, like in what way?"

Balancing Competition and Collaboration

The hosts navigate the fine line between healthy competition and collaborative support. Monet admits to constantly comparing her performances to others, driven by her competitive spirit, while Bob maintains a more relaxed stance, focusing on personal growth rather than rivalries.

Monet X Change (22:34): "Are you competitive? Are you comparing yourself a lot?"

Bob the Drag Queen (20:05): "I don't really feel that competition that way. We're all so different."

Humorous Banter and Light-Hearted Conflict

True to the essence of Sibling Rivalry, Monet and Bob engage in playful arguments, underscoring their strong rapport. Their exchange about age and competitiveness adds a layer of humor and relatability, showcasing the authentic chemistry that defines their podcast.

Monet X Change (05:54): "Okay, we'll see. Well, girls, we shall see."

Bob the Drag Queen (05:58): "Who do you think. Who do you think is going to be cleaning up your shitty diapers? Me or Jacob?"

Off-Topic Diversions: From Religion to Pop Culture

While the core of the episode revolves around competition, Monet and Bob occasionally veer into tangential topics, including religious discussions and pop culture references. These segments, though brief, contribute to the spontaneous and unfiltered nature of their conversations.

Monet X Change (56:43): "Jesus is God. Jesus and God are one."

Bob the Drag Queen (58:09): "Should we... go to church service?"

Conclusion: Embracing Competition with a Smile

In wrapping up the episode, Monet and Bob reaffirm their appreciation for competition as a catalyst for personal and professional growth. Their ability to balance competitive drive with mutual support encapsulates the spirit of Sibling Rivalry, leaving listeners entertained and inspired.

Monet X Change (29:24): "Just the competition itself is fun."

Bob the Drag Queen (31:04): "But I'll always be there for you, to support you and pick up."

Notable Quotes

• Monet X Change (28:56): "I love competing. But honestly, for me, the reason why I think competition is fun for me is because I don't mind losing."

• Bob the Drag Queen (26:10): "I do feel a lot of competition when I was in New York."

• Monet X Change (22:34): "Are you competitive? Are you comparing yourself a lot?"

• Bob the Drag Queen (20:05): "I don't really feel that competition that way. We're all so different."

Final Thoughts

"The One About Competition" episode of Sibling Rivalry offers a candid and humorous exploration of what competition means to two of drag's most beloved figures. Through personal anecdotes, insightful reflections, and their signature humor, Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen provide listeners with a deeper understanding of their journeys, the challenges they face, and the camaraderie that keeps them thriving in the competitive world of drag entertainment.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm Monet X Change and this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, we find out what show Monae almost did instead of Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about competition.

[Monet X Change]

And we find out what made Monae say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not giving you a talent that you don't have Bob. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Monet X Change]

Oh shit. This got my brain shook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm wearing booty shorts cause my paper long It's Friday night my nigga ain't at home it's giving her face ass.

[Monet X Change]

Titties for another song that I do. I am a bit big fan. Well I'm not a huge fan but I really like Gloria. I think I find her so charming. I just, I like her a lot. I love her little accent. Yeah, from Memphis. What you know about me? Big GL in the Gl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that girl too. I mean, yeah, I like her too. I think. I, I like, like her vibe. I like her album is actually really good, I guess. Except she has a. Except. I mean, good for her. She has a song with Kirk Franklin. So like, just after she talk about her face ass and it's like a song with Kirk Frank, I was like, whoa. I think Kiara shared us on it too. I was like, this, it feel like it comes out of left field.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she said that she couldn't do the demure trend because of her accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The demure trend, demur.

[Monet X Change]

It's giving very curtsy. It's very, she's, she goes giving very curtsy, very demure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so interesting.

[Monet X Change]

She gets a cute and demure. It's cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I feel like even though I have an accent, I can like do other words, like if I, you know what I'm saying? So that's, I find it so interesting. People who have accents that prohibit them from saying anything else, like saying something else.

[Monet X Change]

Some people can't turn their accents off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Interesting to me.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot not have a. He didn't even speak German much anymore. He can, he, he doesn't, he doesn't even do interviews in German anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean in German?

[Monet X Change]

I believe German is Germany, German is language.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He doesn't do interviews in German.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he, he, he, he, he doesn't. Yeah, he doesn't. But he will. Like, he'll respond. Even if he goes to do an interview in Germany or in German, he'll respond in English. Like, it's very rare to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking German because he doesn't want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To or he just doesn't speak German anymore.

[Monet X Change]

So I had a teacher in High School, Ms. Hendrix, who was our geometry teacher, and she was German, but she didn't have an accent. And, and then I was asking her like, oh, do you still speak German? She goes, no, I literally. She goes, it was my first language. I, I, I came to America, I did not speak English, but I have not spoken German in so long, I just can't even do it anymore. She's like, I literally can't speak German anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so interesting. I get people who, like, speak multiple languages. Like the language, typically the language that you're born speaking. Like, that's like, you can always do it no matter what. But I guess it can go away. I didn't know that was a thing.

[Monet X Change]

Ms. Senor de Jimenez always said if you don't use it, you lose it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think. So you think right now, if you move to Spain, you live in Spain for the next 40 years and you only speak Spanish, you think that you'll forget English?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so, because I think Ms. Hendrix was 18 when she moved here. So I'm almost 40 now. So, I mean, but, girl, in the next 40 years, I might forget a lot of stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're pretty much 40, not almost 40. You are 40.

[Monet X Change]

Bridge, basically, I'm not 40. I'm over a year away from 40.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're 30. I mean, you're.

[Monet X Change]

You're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're closer to.

[Monet X Change]

I'm 38 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're closer to 40 than. Than 30.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's not how. That's not how that works, Monet. I'm also closer to 50 than I am to 20, but I'm not almost 20. I'm not almost 50. You're 40, Monet. You know what? One day, you might live long enough to be 40. One day, you might reach my age, if you're lucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No doubt that I will be older than you. That I will. Like, I will live longer than you.

[Monet X Change]

Based on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to be just as how the cookie crumbles. I'm going to be fucking cleaning up the shit out of your fucking dirty asshole and fucking feeding you shit up in your fucking nursing home. And when you finally. When you finally puck her out at 95 years old, I will be living outliving you to about 100.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we'll see. Well, girls, we shall see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who do you think. Who do you think is going to be cleaning up your shitty diapers? Me or Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

I probably die before my diapers get shitty. People in my family die pretty young, so I'll probably die in my 50s or 60s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know what? I know a witch that can put a curse on your ass to make you live until 95. Her name is Judy Darling.

[Monet X Change]

But you know what? Maybe. I don't know. Do I want to live that long? I don't know. I don't have a lot of. I only have one person in my family who lived really long. It was my dad's grandma. And I always remember thinking to myself, she should have died a long time ago. Like, I remember being like, this lady should be dead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But did she want to die, though?

[Monet X Change]

She was out of her mind. She was completely out of her mind. Like, she was not only bedridden, but she couldn't think straight. She was. She was completely out of her mind. So. Yeah, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I always said that I don't want to live to the point where I'm like. Because, you know, I mean, Annie knows this about me. Like, I hate people, like, having to, like, wait on me and, like, do it on me. Even though I have, like, fucking two assistants and all this stuff. I. I try to do as much of it. I try to do as much as.

[Monet X Change]

As you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As you have Rob sitting there and Kennedy puppeteering all your shit and Jacob posting on your social media at Taylor your closet. But I'm the great. Anyway, y'all, Monet said mon.

[Monet X Change]

Even though I have two. And a g. And a gardener, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do have a gardener.

[Monet X Change]

And. And, And. And. And is there. Is there a housekeeper that comes and cleans up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What about your pool?

[Jacob]

Does anybody clean your pool?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'all could fucking suck my hole anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Do you do your own accounting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. The same person that does mine. Yours?

[Monet X Change]

This is crazy, y'all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me tell you something. Everything that I have, Bob has, okay?

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a gardener. I don't have a yard, and a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lot of it we should. So who you think. Who you think upkeeps the yard in your fucking building? You think that somebody just come and does it for fun?

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a gardener. I don't have a pool. You have a gardener. You don't have a pool. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do have a gardener. And your HOA fees pay the gardener. So you do have a gardener.

[Monet X Change]

And what about the pool?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'all have that little rinkening pool on the roof?

[Monet X Change]

There's no pool in my building.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is a child swimming pool.

[Monet X Change]

Listen, all I'm saying is you are living in the lap of luxury anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So everything I got, Bob has. We literally have pretty much all the same stuff, and a lot of it we share.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gagged right now. That was crazy. Monet Broke. That was crazy. Brokey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What game were we playing at game night?

[Monet X Change]

Mario party. When someone loses all their coins, it's so fun to yell broky. When someone gets to a star, but they don't have 20 coins. Brokey. So fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I was you, me, Jacob, Mikey, we all played. That was actually fun. I was. I felt like. I felt like I was part of the polycule.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, you could be, probably. There's. There's three options of people to court, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, no, I don't. I don't court. I get courted. So it's already. I'm already incompatible, okay?

[Monet X Change]

Well, no one's interested, so let's. Let's move on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You literally. You literally said there are three.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't say where anybody said you could be. Obviously you're not. You said you're incompatible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yes, I am. I'm incapacompatible and you're incapacitated. So now what?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you almost. You almost had a conniption fit trying to get those words right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't had anything to eat since 9am I flew over. Dude, I'm fucking hungry.

[Monet X Change]

Was that even a full sentence? Why have you not eaten food? I was eating in between bars. I planned it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no time. There's no time. I had to rush hands set up so we can do this.

[Monet X Change]

I. Why did you. Monet, everyone knows this.

[Jacob]

You texted me an hour before we started saying you got to your hotel, and we can start an hour earlier, but that'd be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when I looked up delivery food, it was saying it was gonna get hair fucking 6:45. Which is too late to fucking eat it.

[Monet X Change]

So to be clear, this is what I did. I'm not saying that I'm better at planning than you, but what I did was I ordered my food and I ate it. And I stopped eating it right when we started filming my podcast. I. Wait. I took a bite during a break, and then at the end, I ate again between the. I finished my. My. My Grand Slam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't ask you for what you do with your food. I just said I'm hungry.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just giving you. It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You presented a problem and I presented a solution.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I presented a problem. I did not say. I did not say I had a problem. Being hungry is not a problem you exit for me. It's not. I'm not. I'm. It's not a problem.

[Monet X Change]

Then why are you complaining?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

Then why are you complaining?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can complain just because everything. Everything I complain about isn't a problem. I complained that. I complained that this. That the sun sets too early these days. It's not a problem. I just complain about it.

[Monet X Change]

They complain a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

So you complain a lot when I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I'm. When I'm doing stuff with you, for sure. I.

[Monet X Change]

But when I do the sun setting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Early, I had a lot of reasons to complain.

[Monet X Change]

I have nothing to do with the sun setting. I know. I. I know when I show up, it seems like the sun has risen. And when I leave. It seems like the sun has gone down, but I have nothing to do with the sun setting and rising and falling. I promise, baby. Nothing to do with that. Not me, anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Bob is leaving on tour. Well, at this point, y'all seen as Bob is already. Bob. Bob. I think at this point, Bob's come back. We're recording 29 episodes a day. So you might be back in the.

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm. I think I'm still in Europe. I might still be in Europe. We'll see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How. How is. How's your tour going so far? If you had to make a prediction.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, it's so great. Oh, you know what I did on the first episode? On the first night of the tour, I came out in my traitor's opening look outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, that's cute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, question for your trader's outfit, did you wear a corset with that, or are you wearing.

[Monet X Change]

No, the top part is kind of like a very soft corset. The top of it is. It's three pieces. It's a jacket, a corset, and a pair of pants and a big hat. So that's four pieces. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So are you coming out for your first night? Are you doing it in drag, or are you just doing, like.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm gonna do. I'm doing a drag version of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Cute. I was out of drag just to give the exact look, but then I was like, how would I do the meet and greet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just bitch. Okay, here's what you do. You get in drag for the meet and greet de drag and do your show in the trader's look. Why not do it?

[Monet X Change]

What if I. You know, when people look all like a. Like a. Like a. Like a badger or something, with their eyes all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a whole hour before the show, the meet and opener. You have an hour, 15 minutes. You can't shower.

[Monet X Change]

But I also think that part of doing it without a drag is having the beard. Because I had a beard on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, you better paint one on. You won't say nobody looking that close. Paint one on.

[Monet X Change]

I was going to get in drag. I mean, I already got in drag. It's already done. I'm a drag right now. Full drag, full dragoons. And I listen a lot of the girls, you know, if you. Tis the season to be bearded. A lot of queens grow their beards during December and January because there's not a lot of. Because the gigs dry up in. In January. Notoriously, the gigs kind of drop in January.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't Think I've ever experienced that? Not the gig dropping.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, Candy had a beard, a little mustache and goatee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Candy has a bed all year round. No, she's also do bearded mustache drag. She will. She'll do looks just in drag. I mean, with mustache and beard.

[Monet X Change]

You say mustache.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A mustache.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that.

[Monet X Change]

Does that sound British? A mustache, A mustache.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say a mustache. A mustache. What do you say? Am I speaking mustache, Mustache, mustache.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, how do you say it?

[Jacob]

Oh, God, that man has a mustache.

[Monet X Change]

A mustache. You've been. You've been in Britain, too. You've been in UK too long. A mustache.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, a lot of St Lucia was owned by the UK, by the Brits for a long time. So a lot of. Like, there's a lot of karaoke. Like, we spell words like color with a U. A word like parla P, A, R, L, O, U, R. It's alarm. Alarm. You spell it the same way. A L, A, R, M. Isn't someone.

[Monet X Change]

Who does a L, A, R, U, M, like alarm?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Didn't St. Lucia gain its independence, like, since I've known you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they get. They gained it before. Before you met me. When I think, like, 1970 something or 1980 something, I don't know what it was.

[Jacob]

1979.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1979. All right, Jacob's on it today.

[Monet X Change]

All right, Jacob's 78.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, so I spell a lot of words British, like, Britishly. Robba, walk behind this camera.

[Monet X Change]

That's Cameo. For the ninth time. That's Cameo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wow.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a party?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Camion. It's Rob. It's Trixie popping her big ass head with a wig on.

[Monet X Change]

It's terrible. Dip down so I can see you. Hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi, Cameon.

[Monet X Change]

Um, Camion's here. Taylor's here. Alessa and Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alessa. Oh, my God. I like Alessa. I like Alessa.

[Monet X Change]

She's lovely. Yeah, we're all. We're all packing for tour, so I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Touring with right now with Audrey, who is also from the same company.

[Monet X Change]

I know Audrey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, he's about frozen.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, that was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you got me, bitch. I thought you were frozen. I thought you were.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Remind me. I have a thing for Patreon, too. I'm gonna say. Can you. But I don't want to forget it.

[Monet X Change]

Type it in the chat, bitch. Type it in the chat. You also didn't send those tweets from the last thing you mentioned about Tyra and RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

You were like, this is what Tyra said. This is what Tyra tweeted about.

[Jacob]

I can't organize that. That's easy to find.

[Monet X Change]

I can find.

[Jacob]

But we do need pictures of Monet in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, Jay has it. It's a picture of my hookup. Look, Jay has it. Cause annually he'll send it to me. Like, remember when you sent me a picture of you going to get trade? And I was like, yes, and I'm proud of it.

[Monet X Change]

It looks like you're having fun on tour. Tell me about it when we get back. All right, let's talk about bo. I love it. Listen, we've all had our moments. I remember one time I was out all day in the summer running errands, meeting up with friends, and by the time I got home, baby.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

Okay, so look, you're having fun on tour right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, tour is going really well. I'm having such a good time. I really love this show. I love how people are responding to the show. And yeah, we're the little tour that could. And we're having a really good time. I'm very happy. I'm very happy with how the tour has turned out. It's making me. It's warming my heart. People are coming to the meet and greets and wearing sponge looks and blah, blah, blah. It's all been very lovely. All right.

[Monet X Change]

Are you getting any fan art or gifts or anything?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got a few gifts in Portland. Was that. Or was it Seattle? And yeah, people I love little. I haven't got any big crazy pieces like a big artwork or anything like that, but people are bringing little knickknack Patty whack, dig a bigger bones. I'm always, always very nice. Cause also I was like, see like SZA or Beyonce, someone. I wouldn't even think to bring a gift. So I'm always. It's always very nice to be able to bring stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Do you compare yourself to other girls who've gone on tour or who've been to venue that you've been to or who are on tour at the same time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As you compare them, compare ourselves. Like, like, like in what way?

[Monet X Change]

Like, how was their show? How were they received? Were they nice? What was your. What was their meet and greet like when you went when you were them, Are they at a bigger theater? Did their show? Was their show better? Are you competitive like that? Or do you compare yourself a lot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to be honest, I really don't when it comes to that, to like show. Because we're all so different, right? Like, if it was someone else doing like a one woman show and maybe like BenDeLaCreme was touring with horrible woman show at the same time, I may feel like, oh, I wonder if people liked her show better than mine or something like that. But I don't really know literally any other queens out touring one woman shows besides myself. So I don't feel any competition that way about this at all. When I was on big tour, like Work the World, whatever, I didn't think. I think maybe in the show you hear the girls that get really big reactions from the crowd and you always look like. Or in the Work the World opening number, when everyone does their first thing to the audience and their first interested audience like you, you know, sometimes they'll be like, oh, girl, they really went up for you that night. Or something like that. So maybe like that. But as far as a solo thing, no, I don't, I don't feel that competition.

[Monet X Change]

Who would always get the biggest applause on Work the World when you did it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would vary because, okay, I also did at Work the World, right when I had won All Stars. So I would, I would get a pretty big reaction, which was great. Um, but people always go up for Naomi Kim would always get a big round of applause. Violet would like. I think how many times. I can't remember how many times I've done.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I did two Work the Worlds. One was a fill in. So I wasn't part of the. I came in and I did a few cities here and there, and that was during season 10. And then I did one a whole year where I was a cast member of the show and that was. Yeah. How many did you do? 3.

[Monet X Change]

2.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

2. And you were a cast member both times or you were filling in one?

[Monet X Change]

I was a host both times. Wait, is that true? Yeah, it is. Yeah. I hosted both times and I have filled in once as a cast member.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you ever feel competition with the other girls in the cast?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I'm a very competitive person in general, so it's always like friendly competition. Like, it was never like anything. But also it's different on tour because, like, we're not changing our numbers, you know, I mean, there's nothing to like, you can't change anything. So maybe, like, initially, what I'm saying, oh, that was really fine. I wish I thought of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, I. That was a cool idea. That was so creative. But never, like, anything terribly competitive in that regard. I mean, I am a very competitive person, but not, like, I wouldn't say that I'm, like, toxically competitive. I think that my level of competitiveness is fun, in my opinion. But maybe other people would disagree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what about. Well, what about when. What about when you are. Well, like, when you're on your solo tour. Are you, like, comparing your.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, constantly. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Constantly. I'm like, when were they here? How many they sell out? Did they. How many shows they do here? Were they nice? Were they friendly? Did you enjoy them? I don't. It's just. I'm also a bit of a nosy body, like a busy body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that information. Who. Who's telling you how you find out this information out?

[Monet X Change]

I just trying people. I'm like, was she nice to everyone? Or I'll just talk to him around and be like, so be honest. Who could you not stand? Who's come here? Stuff like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. But also. I guess also because we're like, what there. How many of us are doing standup, right? It's you, myself, Bianca. Who was this?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a great.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, all the girls who have specials like Darion Lake does stand up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goes out to comedy clubs and does stand up in theaters and stuff like that. And I'm really trying to think who does the stand up, which is so interesting. There's so many girls who get on Drag Race to try to do standup, but they aren't really comedians that are working in that space. That's such an interesting thing.

[Monet X Change]

Well, to be fair, are the girls who sing, are they singers and do they work in that space?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I. But I think that's a little more varied. You can be a singer and, like, just do your own shows, right? Or do, like, open mic nights here or, like, when you do your.

[Monet X Change]

But other girls. But these girls, do they even do their own songs? Like, like, once off the show, do they continue doing songs? Like, are they. Are they making songs? They did their song for the show and that's it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, I. The season. What was the nami season? Season? 15, 16. 16, 16 girls. I mean, I've seen Tsunami at, like, Love Ball and stuff like that. She's. Shay does her own music. So I think there are a handful of music. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has two songs out, I think.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know that. Yeah, used to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah. So I think, like, are you. You, Bianca, are the only three who, like, actually do stand up. Right? No, sorry, sorry. I don't mean it like that. I mean, like, actual talent.

[Monet X Change]

When I said actual talent, working out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And doing, like, comedy clubs, like, doing festivals, doing.

[Monet X Change]

So they said actual talent. I will say this. I mean, Trixie Mattel did do the standout comedy festival with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't think she does comedy clubs. I don't think Trixie does comedy clubs, though. Yeah, I don't think Bianca does comedy clubs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I said, Bianca does the comedy clubs. You're not the only two to do that does comedy clubs, right?

[Monet X Change]

Probably. I think maybe. Yeah. But I mean, where is Bianca working out her material?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what. I was literally having conversations. I was like, where does Bea work out her material? And I think what she does is before tour, she does a lot of Drag Race things. Like, she'll do, like. She'll do, like, perform on the thing at Drag Cons. I think that's what she's testing on material, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. I've never even stopped to ask Bianca where she works at her material. I've never even thought to ask her. Never even once. But now I'm like, where does this bitch work out her material? That's wild. That she. Is she working out? It's like, oh, shit, this got my brain shook. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So where else? I mean, when you before drag in New York City, I mean, okay, I think that's what I felt. Competition before in New York City, when I was trying to work my way up the rankings and, like, you know, get my own shows and different bars. Like, before, I was, you know, an icon. I think I did feel a lot of competition there. What?

[Monet X Change]

I'm just gagging at you being, like, the icon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was an icon. I would find myself. Cause I don't live in.

[Monet X Change]

You said that. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway. So, anyway, I think I would put competition there. Like when I would. Like when I would get a chance, like, do numbers at people's bars or competitions or get to guest host for someone. Cause, you know, peppermint was out for a thing, so they asked me to do this for a night. I would feel like, okay, bitch, I gotta come out there, do my best number, and fucking blow these fucking. These owners out the water so they can give me My own night. I felt a lot of competition when I was in New York.

[Monet X Change]

Are you competitive?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I'm a competitive person like that.

[Monet X Change]

Post full game nights where you literally just compete. Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Game nights are not about competition, though. For me, game night is more about the community and having fun and inviting a lot of my friends over. So we are like kiki and laughing. I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

See, for you, why don't you play. Why don't you play non competitive games? None of your games are not the only games you play that are non competitive. The one that I. That I recommend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, but. But you. They can be contorted and twisted into competition for you. Like the fucking karaoke game. You would twist that into a competition.

[Monet X Change]

So you can be like, did I twist into one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would. You would. And I don't know. I don't know what's going on in your head, but I would assume that you are.

[Monet X Change]

What did I do? What did I do to make it to the competition? What did I do? Explain it quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, when we did it the first time, you're like, well, Monet, I did mine. I did mine faster than yours.

[Monet X Change]

And again, I did not. I do, by the way, just so you guys know, I have all of them recorded. So I have clock Monet's lie in 4K, every single one recorded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not for Christmas when we did that. Your apartment, like a year ago, also recorded, also recorded. Okay, then fucking get it. Find the footage, then.

[Monet X Change]

Find the footage. Find the fake footage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say I most likely. I most likely said a snide comment or said something to elicit that respond. But you did say it again.

[Monet X Change]

Reminder, I have it on camera. So I'll be digging through iPhone footage from a year ago, just from over a year ago, just to show you that Monet will make y'all know. Monet would just bold face, make something up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, y'all. And y'all think that's crazy. Everything I know about Bob the Drag Queen, the traitor, y'all know that this nigga will.

[Monet X Change]

I did not choose to be a traitor. The traitor. Life chose me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you know what? You did not. You are playing. You are working it well. You are leading.

[Monet X Change]

I rose to the occasion, I bet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's your true nature, who you are. And you are me. Me and girl. Regina George, you're a bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I am a very nice person, and everyone knows it. Even Dorina said I was nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you a competitor? Oh, yeah, we know you're a fucking competitive person. 100%.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did you become competitor, though? I want to know your fucking villain origin story. When did you become.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a villain. I've always been competitive. I love competing. But honestly, for me, the reason why I think competition is fun for me is because I don't mind losing. Like, losing is not the end of the world to me. I really don't have. I don't understand people who can't stand losing. Like, I'm like, if I couldn't stand losing, I wouldn't play. I wouldn't play. I just wouldn't play. Like, for me, just the competition itself is fun, but people who, like, hate to lose. I'm like, I don't know how y'all are navigating. Like, why would you even compete if losing is that big of a deal for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I think because the glory and the satisfaction of winning is greater than that. They don't care. Like, that. Winning, that's the thing that's gonna edify them, make them feel great.

[Jacob]

What about that one pageant in New York?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, again, it wasn't because I lost. It was because I hadn't slept for two days. I was hungry. I was emotional. I was tired. There was a lot going on with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That pageant, but the losing set that all off. Bob, if you won.

[Monet X Change]

If you were. It was the combination of the pageant being over. I mean, first of all, we don't know, because I lost. So I could. By the way, again, I lost before that, too. Like, I lost other nights before that. I. I competed in. In our latest saliva more than once, and I lost. I mean, I lost Myself's Kitchen. I lost America Got Talent. I lost Last Coming Standing. I didn't even make it past the fucking first round of those shows. And it was. It was a combination, like, all the madness and all the stuff that. That went down, especially because I was staying up so late, and it was just. I was just so exhausted. I've. Sir, I have certainly cried for being exhausted before. Monet see me cry for being exhausted. I remember crying on stage. And that was that show we did in London during. During Sibling Rivalry. And I was just crying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes, I see my. The show Civil Rivalry. Live, you mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like, a night. Yes, I. And I started crying on stage. I was just like, I'm so tired. It was. What's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why were we. Where are we coming from?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, but I was tired. I remember being tired and just crying and just being like, I am overwhelmed. And I am now crying on stage during. During the show. If I'm emotional, I will start crying for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Not emotional, but if I'm like, tired or exhausted, I will just. I will just start crying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't have that same thing. But I'll always be there for you, to support you and pick up.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you do cry when you tell. You remember when you were on show, Like, I don't know why we were playing Mind Meld. You started crying because you were tired. Like, I think I'm just really tired right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't say I was tired. I was. I was crying because it was. My brain was working from this fucking game that I don't understand. I don't understand people.

[Monet X Change]

I cried from just, like, feeling overly emotional. We were, like, having a regular conversation. You were like, I'm just so happy and proud and I just been working so hard. I'm just really. I'm just so. You were also just don't act like you don't cry, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I did not say I don't cry. I said don't cry from being tired or whatever or something dumb. I will cry because I cried in that video because I was just really happy. I just moved to la. I was just happy. My family came.

[Monet X Change]

Like, like, moving is kind of, like, exhausting and tiring, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like, I was in LA for three months, four months. At that point. I was. I was. I was crying because I was just excited. I was in a new place. I was. Things going well. I was in my new. My family came to see my place in California. What?

[Monet X Change]

It was three months?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, because I crowned in September and I moved to. And it was more than three months. It was like, almost like five, six months.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I guess you just always seem tired, so I just assume you're tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you have to be such a fucking nasty bitch, huh? Why? Answer that question.

[Monet X Change]

I was just born this way, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guess fucking Tangerine dream over there is Carry on the on tour with you.

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm a dream. What'd you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what dream?

[Monet X Change]

I said, oh, you think I'm a dream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Cameo going on tour with you? Why is he there?

[Monet X Change]

Cause he just hanging. Cause I'm his uncle. He, like, hanging out with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, ok. Why is he there? I'm just asking. You said, we're all packing for tour. I'm like, oh, is Cameo going too?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's here too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where?

[Monet X Change]

We're in the same building.

[Jacob]

I'm a pg. I'm in the office.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was saying. You came on the camera early. I was like. Well, I get. Well, I gotta say whose Christmas tree's up? Can't even still got her stockings, her Christmas tree to light. She can still got everything up.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you talking about the Christmas trees? Why are you. What's your judgment? Clocking Christmas trees, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

January 1st. I had Andy's ass up on that fucking ladder taking all them lights around from down from around the house. Grocer street pack. January 1st. It's done. I'm done. I'm done. I don't like that.

[Monet X Change]

How'd you do it yourself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because we did it together. It was a collaborative effort.

[Monet X Change]

You said you had Andy up there doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, on the. And I was doing other stuff while he did that.

[Monet X Change]

What did you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you care what I did?

[Monet X Change]

You don't have to tell me. I'm just wondering what you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, then you don't need to know what I did now. I took all the lights off. We took the ornaments off together. I took the lights from around the. Packed it. I got all the little things. A little. That little. Oh, my God. Weren't our little Santa Clauses on our entrance table so cute? The black and white Santa.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't clock them. Sorry.

[Jacob]

I did. And they were cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you, Jacob. I even had a little thing. We even had a little. Hold on. We even had a little Oi to the world with the star of David for Jacob to make Jacob feel warm and fuzzy and welcome at our place.

[Monet X Change]

We'll talk about that problematic take after the break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is that problematic? We haven't. Anyway, let's take a break. We'll talk about it.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

Ask your doctor about EBGLIS and Visit or call 1-800-LILYRX or 1-800-545-5979. Yeah, someone was like, oh, you. And we hang some kente cloth so you feel comfortable. Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not kente cloth. It is the holiday season.

[Monet X Change]

We have kente and someone's like, monet, you're coming over. We hung this kente cloth so you would feel comfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is Jewish and Jacob celebrates.

[Monet X Change]

You're black. You're ancestrally from Africa. We have kente cloth so you feel good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob celebrates Hanukkah. So for our holiday celebration, we wanted to have things inclusive of Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and Christmas in our home.

[Monet X Change]

Monetize.

[Jacob]

Why did you have inclusive of Kwanzaa?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Jacob]

Why'd you have inclusive of Kwanzaa?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had a. A canara, a big ornament on the tree. I guess Jacob. Jacob ain't noticed that.

[Jacob]

Wait, so you had your. One Kwanzaa thing was an accessory for a Christmas thing.

[Monet X Change]

Monet said, and to honor Hanukkah, we put a Star of David on the Christmas tree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we had. No, it was the Oids of the World placard that we had on our front table.

[Monet X Change]

They said, and to honor Hanukkah, we put Artemis on the Christmas tree. I don't see what the problem is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kinara.

[Monet X Change]

What are some of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a beautiful name for a kid. Kinara.

[Monet X Change]

Kinara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I said kinara. Lights. Well, you love Competitive reality TV shows. You like the strategy based ones more than anything else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do, but I also, you know, you know, Patty made fun of me and I didn't realize I did this. Petta's, like, when we. He noticed this when we were in Edinburgh for the French Festival. We were in the same apartment together. And on, like, all during the day before, we would record our podcast and shit. I will watch food competition shows like it's the fucking Super Bowl. I've seen every episode of Chopped, y'all. Chopped has 52 seasons now, and there are 19 episodes per season. And I just find it so entertaining. And again, it's the same fucking thing every episode. You get four fucking ingredients, three different stages. But I, like, I'll be yelling at the table like, oh, my God, why would you use the fucking scissors there? No, salt and pepper are not proper seasonings for sushi. Like, I go in. I love food competition shows.

[Monet X Change]

So the year is 2018. You get a call from RuPaul's Drag Race, and you get a call from Chopped. Which one are you going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, you just said 2018. Oh, you're back.

[Monet X Change]

You're back on season. You got a call to be on season 10 of Drag Race, and you got a call to be on season 87 of Chopped Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you get a call from Drag Race, you get a call from Dragula.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

You get a call from Drag Race, you get a call from Big Brother Drag Race. Ok, but you get a call from Drag Race and you get a call from Survivor. $1 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a tough one. I don't know what I would do. Okay. If I'm going back in my mind 2018, I did not like Survivor yet. I was not a big up on Survivor, so I probably chose Drag Race. If I'm going with the knowledge I have now about both, like, knowing where both they are, I would probably still go with Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Was your Survivor love started after you were on Drag Race?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it started on Pandemic.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, how did I not know this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, Pandemic I was talking about. I just. I watch every season. I watch every season from 13 to current.

[Monet X Change]

I do remember thinking to myself, when did this bitch start loving Survivor? I remember being like, I don't remember the moment. I used to love Survivor like this. That is. That. That's. That makes a lot more sense now for sure. I mean, to be fair, y'all, Monet got a call from this show called. What was that show called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, Bob. We had Some friends that were actually on it.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I mean, it's not shady, but you got a call from. What's it called again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Shade Queensland, New York.

[Monet X Change]

When they got a call from Shade Queensland, New York and RuPaul's dragon at the same time. When they came to me, she was like, well, which one should I do? I was like, bitch, the fuck are you talking? She was like, I just don't know because, like, you know, the hit show Shade Queens of New York, starring Marty Gold Cummings and Brita Filter and Tina Burner. And Tina Burner is just gonna be. It's gonna be huge. I said, monat, do Drag Race. She goes, but what if I don't win? I said, who cares if you don't win? She said, what if I. Who? Girl, go. Monet was literally like, oh, I just don't know which one to take. I was like, bitch, if you don't shut your ass up and go on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yo, Bob was being so rude. He was like, he's next to Monet, Girl, go on the show. Like, he's like, why would you. Yana. Bob, remember, I'm passionate about something.

[Monet X Change]

I had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a whole fucking lecture in my fucking apartment about why I should go at drag races.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go watch J Queens in New York? Did you even watch it? Not compete? Did you even watch it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I did not.

[Monet X Change]

I rest my case. Your honor, I rest my case. This is a little off topic, but it's kind of on brand for us. I finally watched Joker 2.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. How was it? Is it terrible?

[Monet X Change]

So listen, spoiler alert. This is your chance. This is your opportunity. Ok. You're good. So the movie's not great, but I thought that the ending was honestly kind of brilliant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting.

[Monet X Change]

So do you want me to explain it to you or have you seen it already?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can tell me, but no, I.

[Monet X Change]

Think I want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I think I want to watch it. I'm thinking. No, don't tell me. I need to watch dad and Beetlejuice.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I want to talk about it on the podcast with Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I want you to ruin the spoiler for me.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I respect that. I respect that. Personally, me, I don't know spoilers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to say, when I've given spoilers before, it wasn't. It wasn't a setup. If you. If we had a conversation, you were like this. Like, I would not do that. So, anyway, okay, here's for you.

[Monet X Change]

All I'm saying that I respect. I respect the Normal. That's all I'm saying. They don't have to do anything with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're whining to 2016. You get a call for Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Or Big Brother Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never even seen Big Brother Drag Race or Survivor.

[Monet X Change]

I would never do Survivor Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag Race or Celebrity Big Brother uk.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a celebrity yet. And I'm. And I'm. And I've never watched Big Brother Drag Race or Traitors. So in this world, the traitors exist back then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I would still do Drag Race. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag Race, the House of Villains Drag Race. Is there any competition show? YouTube Instead of drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

If it was. If we go back to the 2004 and I could sing American Idol.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay. Now you're creating alternate timelines. You, like, if I was a prima ballerina and it was the first ballerina competition series or Drag Race. Like. No, you're adding a.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you've made House of villains exist in 2016. So I can't do a little bit of time bending, too? Reality bending.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not giving you a talent that you don't have, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, oh. The truth comes out. Will the real Monet X change, please? Stand up. That was. You've been holding on to that. That's been deep in you for a long time, hasn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am tired. You are exhausting me. That.

[Monet X Change]

That has been burrowing in your soul for how long? How long did you want to say that to me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

How long have you wanted to yell that into my face? That was insane. I would love to have been on if I could sing. I would love to have been on the first season of American Idol because, I mean, within the first five seasons, y'all, American Idol. I would. I'm gonna say I'm thinking about this really hard. I don't think a show has ever created this many stars. Huge stars, massive stars like American Idol. Not this. Not this many of them. Yeah, you're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia. Oh, my God. Fucking Carrie Underwood.

[Monet X Change]

Jennifer Hudson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jennifer Hudson. Who else?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Jordan Sparks. Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jordan Sparks. They're all fluttered for, like, two years. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Ruben's over was pretty big for a while. And these are huge. These are, like Grammy Award winners, Oscar Award winners, Amy Award winners, Tony Award winners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How come we don't do. I guess they should. How is that not a music theater competition show for, like, Broadway roles?

[Monet X Change]

There have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have. There.

[Jacob]

There was.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, there was. Go ahead, Jacob.

[Jacob]

There was a series in the UK and it Went for a while like casting different UK shows and the winner got cast. And then it came to the US for one season with Grease. And the Broadway actress who came out of that was Laura Osnes, who was really popular until she came out as an acting backs and Republican.

[Monet X Change]

So there's also a show for Legally Blonde.

[Jacob]

Oh, finding lifestyle Woods Incredible.

[Monet X Change]

For years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were they not successful? They weren't like, why were there only one season?

[Jacob]

They were like theater successful. Like most theater kids know them because they were kind of camp. They were like in order to do seven shows on Broadway as a week, you need to have stamina. Which is why today you're gonna run on a treadmill by belting out the track score from Weekly Blond. It really wild.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God. Oh my God, you guys. Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize. If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies a talent. I don't have. A talent. I don't have. Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you mad?

[Monet X Change]

Cause my pussy pops severely and yours don't talk. What happened to her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I was saying this the other day. I wish it were, you know, for our sisters and cause queer people. We'd be fucking feeling the fucking memeology of it all. To monetize that a little better, right? Like to Jasmine master monetize and Ioop in some way that like literally, like I guess then that would change the whole face of the Internet. If you had to like, you had to purchase the memes to use them, then they wouldn't be as popular. Cause they wouldn't be free.

[Monet X Change]

I think you have to just somehow capture Ride the wave. You have to do what Brittany Broski did or you have to do what Antoine Dodson did you have to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that where the money reside?

[Monet X Change]

Antoine Dawson was hide your wife?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean Antoine Dawson. But apparently his didn't really work that well because he did that song with those guys and apparently those guys made all the money. Apparently. I don't know. Honestly, I don't know all the logistics. Allegedly. I don't know all the logistics behind that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And remember Sweet Brown and I ran for my life. I don't grab that. She was nothing. Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

I think those two guys did that song too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had a song too. I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

They just literally just sampled and turned to a song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God. Yeah. Like see, like sample. Like you should have to pay for that.

[Monet X Change]

Like. I think they did pay them. I think there was a thing where they said they paid them or something. I honestly don't Remember all the details about it, to be honest. And sweet Brown has passed away, I believe. Keto, check the base. Jacob and Antoine Dawson is a black Israelite now. He. He really Israelite. You didn't know this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

He's a black Israelite. Yep. My brothers. Yeah. Do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think that somebody can be ungayed?

[Monet X Change]

No. No. Not even a little bit. See, you can stop having sex, but was you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think once you. You. You bite the forbidden fruit and you start sucking it like a dick, like, that's it. Forever.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's the act of having sex is what makes you gay. Just like I don't think the act of transitioning is what makes you trans. Right. Just like, I don't think. I can't think of any more examples, but whether. So just because you never had sex doesn't mean you're not gay. You can be a straight virgin, so you can be a gay virgin. You know, like, for all we know, half these nuns are fucking lesbians. We don't fucking know. I bet a lot of nuns are lesbians. I'm gonna go ahead and say that out loud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're a nun and you're a lesbian, can you comment below?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

If you're. If you're a lesbian nun. Please, please. Oh, by the way, we haven't done this in a while. I want to give a big, big, big shout out right now to everyone right now wearing green Crocs. I know it's not a lot of y'all out there, but a big, big shout out to everyone listening to this. Currently wearing gre. Green Crocs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Green Crocs. And I want to give a shout out to anyone wearing a black baseball cap. Black baseball cat. Gang, gang. We out here.

[Monet X Change]

There's gonna be so many people, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think, yeah, I was wearing a.

[Monet X Change]

Black baseball cap before I put this hat on. Yeah, backwards, you would call it black. Also, I wanna let y'all know this hat is cute. Y'all that were hating on this hat on the last. On one of my podcasts. Y'all are haters. This is a very cute hat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will say just like, nigga, first of all, yes, the color. The fucking colorblind bitch gonna fucking tell me about colors. I. When you wore that all black outfit, the Ableism, to the white party and we threw the picture up, everyone was literally like, is Bob smoking crack? That is clearly an all black outfit.

[Monet X Change]

The Ableism was really intense there. The pants were gray. They weren't black. They're still Gray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was white.

[Monet X Change]

To be clear. Colorblindness doesn't work like that. That's not how colorblindness works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can see gray wash black jeans, which made them gray.

[Monet X Change]

I can see gray very well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently, you don't.

[Monet X Change]

Very well. Because I saw people come and be like, at my job, we call this pastel black. That's not black, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

If you ask me to paint your room. If you ask me to. If you asked me to buy a black car and I brought back pants that were the color of those pants, you'd be mad at me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but that's not how. But that's not how denim works.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Show up in a black dress, and I bought it, showed you that dress, you'd be like, that's not a black dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but when you are. But when you. But context matters. When you wear that with a black corset and the black shoes and when you go buy denim that is literally acid wash black. Acid wash what? Black is what that color is. You don't go and say, I wanted gray jeans. That's acid wash black.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Killer whale's not a whale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Killer whales are whales.

[Monet X Change]

No, they're not. They're porpoises, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're a whale. Whales are mammals.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think killer whales are whales.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Monet X Change]

What are they whales?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thinking about? You think about whale sharks? Whale sharks?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Whale sharks aren't. Yeah, whale sharks aren't whales.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're fish.

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Is a killer whale a whale?

[Jacob]

Killer whales are whales. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what I said. Killer whales are whales.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you said killer whales aren't whales.

[Monet X Change]

They're like killers. You're not listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the. Y'all.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, this is what I meant. Koala bears aren't bears. There we go. Koala bears aren't bears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'all. Y'all just saw. Well, I mean, y'all have been seeing it on. On. On TV for the time.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't hear anything. You didn't see anything. Monet's lying to you right now. This is all Monet. Gaslighting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm about to say the gaslighting.

[Monet X Change]

That. That. That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That you have transgressed against me on this podcast has made you into the formidable player you are on the fucking traitors. So what you should be telling me is fucking thank you for giving you the skills to be a good player this motherfucking game. That's what you should be saying.

[Monet X Change]

Be clear. The only lie that I'm telling on the traitors that I'm a faithful and I have to tell that lie. I'm not telling any of the lies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch you looked at at the end of episode three, what's that boy name in the staircase afterwards?

[Monet X Change]

Dylan Efron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dylan. You looked at him dead in his eyes and you gas lit the fuck out.

[Monet X Change]

I told him I'm not a traitor, which I have to say. But I'm not telling any other lies. You have to say that you. You can' Tell people that you're. That you're. That you're a traitor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there was a sentence. You said something and I meant to literally call you afterwards. You. Yes, you said one trader. There was something else you said to him. You were like, I will. I will. I had to watch it again. But I'm a faithful.

[Monet X Change]

I said, I am a faithful something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Else that I was like, this is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You have no evidence. So you're just making something up. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

L can watch it and I will literally send it. We don't have time to wait.

[Monet X Change]

We'll wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come and pop some food on this plate. I go to.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe someone else can find this alleged moment while you and I continue our podcast. While you spread more lies about me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If only we had someone that could do that.

[Monet X Change]

But like I said, koala bears aren't bears. Anyway, like I said the first time, koala bears aren't bears. Then you start mentioning killer whales for some reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever, Bob, you're diabolical.

[Monet X Change]

See, look how competitive you are. I'm not competitive. Look at you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to find this fucking clip. Go ahead, I'm listening.

[Monet X Change]

Let Jacob look it up. Please participate in the podcast. I don't like doing the podcast while you're looking down at stuff you're not good at multitasking.

[Jacob]

I can pull it up, but I don't know what Nimone is looking for specifically. So I can't.

[Monet X Change]

Because it doesn't. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have it right here. It's pulled up. Gonna fucking gaslight me. I know you said something to that little man and he's what? He's Zac Efron's brother. Mm, interesting. Getting cast on that sounds shady. Getting cast on the show as being just someone's brother. I think that's insane.

[Monet X Change]

Dylan Heffron has been on his own reality TV show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you do what show?

[Monet X Change]

Just cause you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not a show. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm literally asking. I'm asking you what show?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Don't you have a phone in your hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ok, you don't even know what show it is.

[Monet X Change]

That doesn't mean I didn't know who Dorinda was. That didn't make her not famous. I just don't know the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. That's too.

[Monet X Change]

So you didn't find it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just too complicated to find because it doesn't exist.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, I did not tell a lie to him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they just give you. Oh, there we go. Okay. There you are in the little staircase.

[Monet X Change]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. A terrible service.

[Monet X Change]

I will convince you that was bold to come against me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait.

[Monet X Change]

Fuck, Monet. I mean, I'm telling you right now, it doesn't exist. I did not tell anyone lies in the house. Besides.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Find out and I'll put it. So you're saying on camera, you never told any other lie besides that you are a faithful.

[Monet X Change]

It's the only lie I told.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The entire time you were there.

[Monet X Change]

The whole time I was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, done. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What are you gonna do when you're wrong? What are you gonna do when you find out you're wrong?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say, oh, I was wrong.

[Monet X Change]

No. Cause you've already accused me. And I want more than just, I would like an apology.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care what you want. You're not gonna be wrong.

[Monet X Change]

I would like an apology.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's nice to want things.

[Monet X Change]

For you besmirching my name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's nice to want things.

[Monet X Change]

I would like an apology from you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's nice to want things.

[Monet X Change]

Well, let me. I'll make sure everyone knows that you're wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

You're wrong. Which you are right now, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just don't. There's not a world where you do not say another lie besides yours. Faithful. I just don't. I don't believe it. And again, deviations of that are different. Right? Saying that you. Just because it's related to you being a faithful traitor does not make it one lie like you. There are.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't tell any lies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And you allegedly found, by the way, you were in the air. Why did you abandon the clip? You found it too long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a three minute thing. We don't want to waste the time doing it on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

We'll skip ahead of the podcast. Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, listen. No, it's fine. We'll find it. And you said you do not tell any lies. Then you have nothing to worry about.

[Monet X Change]

I know I don't, but you found the clip, so you have nothing to worry. We'll skip ahead. We'll skip ahead. I'll wait. I can vape in the meantime.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't have time to wait. We have to do this podcast. I'm hungry.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you don't have. You don't have three minutes. Oh, interesting, interesting, interesting way to admit defeat, Monet X Change. Anyways, and see, this is your competitive nature. This is what, this is why. This is why I said years ago, probably will be your downfall. I've said it before, and you were wrong. And you know what? Your downfall will come one day and I'll be like, I'm going to come by when you were in the gutter. Come by lowest. When you are at your lowest, when I'm the only person left in your life. Cause everyone else has abandoned you. And I'm gonna say pride, wasn't it? But I will help you up. No, like, it was like, was it the pride?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not want you to help me. Let's be very clear. I do not want you to help.

[Monet X Change]

Me again in this scenario. Everyone else has left you because of your pride. Everyone has abandoned you. But you know everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you know who will never leave me or forsake me?

[Monet X Change]

Your Lord Savior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. He will never leave me or forsake me.

[Monet X Change]

Man. I think he's kind of against you. Low key a little bit, to be honest. God is competitive. God is competing with gods that he says don't exist. Like, no other gods before me, by the way. I'm the only one. But that being said, no other gods before me. But I, I. Just to be clear, there literally aren't any other gods, but none of them before me, even though they don't exist, but none of them before me. Please. Please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Did not say God. I said Jesus. Jesus is sweet. God is God. God? No, God is a cunt. Jesus is sweet.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus is God. Jesus and God are one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're the Holy Trinity, the blessed three and one. Yeah, but they still were separate entities, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

I have a Jewish question. What's up with that? Like, they're all different people, but they're also all the same.

[Monet X Change]

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are all one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, the blessed three in one.

[Jacob]

So Jesus is God, but he also is his own father and sent himself to earth to kill himself.

[Monet X Change]

Think the substance, Jesus is the young girl and God is Demi Moore. Right. And one of them has to go. And it was Jesus. He had to go. But he got to come back on season two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeshua.

[Monet X Change]

That's the comeback of the century.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, yeah, because the Old Testament is season One. And the New Testament is season two.

[Monet X Change]

No. Jesus dies and comes back in the same Testament.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

Jesus isn't in the Old Testament. That's the Jewish one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jesus was not in the Old Testament.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he wasn't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. He was not born in the New.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Testament and died in the right girl.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus died and came back in the first book of the New Testament.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, he did.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

The first four books are the same book over and over again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Just told from, like, just like different. Different writing styles. Like, now it's in italics. Matthew, Martin Luther, the same story. That's kind of like. I was like, this is kind of wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we. I mean, there are multiple times of the story. Should we. Should we. Should we get dressed in, like, in like, church lady dragon. Go to. Go to. Go to church service?

[Monet X Change]

I have. I have several church lady dresses already. You already know this. I'm sure you sold all yours already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Jacob]

Can we do a Bible episode for the next one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we? What?

[Jacob]

The next episode, the one about the Bible and it's a Bible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would it be a Bible quiz?

[Jacob]

I don't think it's a Bible quiz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know much about the Bible.

[Monet X Change]

What would it be like? What would a Bible episode be?

[Jacob]

I think we would look at notable quotes. I think we could talk about this. So I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just think it'll be funny.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe not.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not against it. The Bible. They call it the good book for a reason. It's a good book. The Bible is a good book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not interested in talking about the Bible that much.

[Monet X Change]

It's called the good book. Honestly. It actually is, if you're. If you're willing to look at it objectively. It is actually a good book. It's a pretty good book.

[Jacob]

What about it is? Well, okay, we can.

[Monet X Change]

Well, there's. First of all, there are multiple. There are so many stories in it. It's basically like watching a TV show that has like 80 seasons. You know what I mean? Each season has something new. Then they did Method Mark, Luke and John, which are just kind of retelling of the same story over and go. Which. Which, creatively speaking, is actually quite clever and quite creative. There are wells eating people. There is murder. There is treachery, debauchery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's murder.

[Monet X Change]

Murder. There is adultery. There's animals. There's bears killing families.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What bear?

[Monet X Change]

There. There's. There's women turning into pillars of salt. Like, the Bible has some really creative writing. Water. There's There's Water Walk. Which one? Which Monet would hold until season two, which, by the way, I hope you all are tuning in to Dungeons and Drag Queens season two over on the Dropout app. It is really, really good, y'all. There is so much to watch. Me and Monet right now. You have Monet talks, you have sibling rivalry, you have sibling watchery, you have purse first impression reviews of the traitors, you have the traitors, you have the Pit Stop, and you have Dungeons and Drag Queens all at the same time. This is madness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, well, if you missed it, Monet's slumber party is also still out there, and it is on the Dropout app. Why? Why? After episodes in between episodes of Dungeons and Drag Queens, watch Monet Slumber Party. Such a great show.

[Monet X Change]

And there's still three seasons of We're Here that I was on. I also did RuPaul's Drag Race once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I have three seasons of drag Race on there, girl. In my opinion, all three of them were quite like Chef's Kiss.

[Monet X Change]

Which one's best?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All Star seven was such a good season. Great season.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I didn't go back and watch it again. I wonder if I was enamored by just how beautiful the outfits were. Like, there wasn't a lot of drama, though, which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was no drama.

[Monet X Change]

I like my Drag Race a little bit of drama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do, too.

[Monet X Change]

It's kind of why. Yeah, I need to go back and rewatch it. I need to go back and look at it again through it through an objective lens. I want to get an outfit from Joshua Ponte.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joshua is so great and he's so hot and he's so sweet. Like, Joshua. Joshua is too good looking to be as nice as he is.

[Monet X Change]

Have you told him that? You. You can, but you. You. You could kick me around and overcharge me and I wouldn't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Joshua is so sweet. He's on time, he's professional, and he's hot. Like, why?

[Monet X Change]

Who should do my reunion look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The trainers, Joshua Ponto. The only thing is, I wish. I wish Joshua lived in LA more, but I would like to work with John Moore. He is in Chicago, so I had to, like, fly there.

[Monet X Change]

But he's in la. I mean, Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he's in Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

I thought he was in Vegas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this the candy picture you just sent?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it wasn't downloaded for some reason before my. I think I have bad service over here or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The five o'clock shadow is. Is sending me into orbit. Five o'clock, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

It's dinner, bitch. It's fucking dinner's rush. Honey, she does have a beard on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Still is hilarious. She better work.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but, yeah, I. I would love to do a Joshua Ponte look. That'd be really fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know he made that. He won't. He made that. Have you ever seen Jada in that silver look with the hat?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks like a character from Mortal Kombat. Jacob, I don't know if you can find it. Is Jada in this, like, big hat? It was Sophia. Hold on one second. This might be my food. Hello? Yeah, can you leave the food at the front desk, please? Thanks.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you talk in my voice on my phone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what?

[Monet X Change]

Hello, could you leave me at the front desk, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This.

[Monet X Change]

That's cute. He also my favorite one that he. The one that he did for Shea for All Star seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one? I think he did a couple.

[Monet X Change]

The promo look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, that was great, too. Joshua.

[Monet X Change]

Hello?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I say that?

[Monet X Change]

I said, could you leave it at the front desk, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's 46.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. I did not pitch my voice up like that.

[Monet X Change]

No, you did. Hello, can you leave it at the front desk, please? It's 46. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I talked like that, but.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you were like. You were like, joshua Ponta, I will suck the meat off his. Hello? Okay, just answer the phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did I say I will suck the meat up?

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why'd you have to add all that? I never said I will suck the this and that. You. Would you. Oh, my God. Why?

[Monet X Change]

You answer the question. Would you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so inappropriate.

[Monet X Change]

Would you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is inappropriate.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, you and he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fine.

[Monet X Change]

He. Fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is fine. He's beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

Would you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though he's also in a fully. I think. I'm pretty sure Jon Swan has, like, a long.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, give him the opportunity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so. You're so messy. All right, well, you're a messy person.

[Monet X Change]

That means no. Josh. Why? She thinks you're ugly. All right, thanks for coming to the podcast, everybody.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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Hi, this is IMHO, the podcast. That's Darby, and I'm Darby. And I'm Alexis. Hey, Darby, what does IMHO stand for? I'm so glad you asked. In my homosexual opinion. That's right, in my homosexual opinion. And the podcast answers your weird questions? Because we have weird answers.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Lume]

And we also want to hear all of your stories. Maybe there's a situation you've been put in and you just don't know how to get out of it. Well, we'll get you out of anything. Yeah. Or maybe you've seen a dead body. Yeah, I need to know about that. I would actually love to hear about that. Alexis and I, we are professional podcasters. We've made all the podcast charts, and now we're ready to make your podcast hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Lume]

We know you need a new podcast to be obsessed with, and what's more obsessive than two drag queens talking into microphones? So listen to imho, the podcast. Anywhere you get your podcasts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The show.