The One About Cruising

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Cruising"

Date: December 4, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this wildly funny and candid episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into the highs, lows, and quirks of cruising—both the vacation kind (cruise ships) and the gay cultural staple (looking for a hookup). As always, their conversation meanders through pop culture, personal anecdotes, drag references, and side-splitting banter. Alongside stories about recent travels and their ongoing debates, the duo also breaks down drag tour logistics, Broadway obsessions, body confidence, Black culture realities, and the etiquette of “accessible” theater seating—all with their signature unfiltered honesty and hilarious chemistry.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

RuPaul's Drag Race Memories & Wicked Choreography

Timestamps: 00:41–05:57

• Monét brings up wanting to learn “Loathing” choreography from Wicked (“Have you learned it? Cause I have, honey!” – Monét, 00:41).
• Bob admits he hasn’t learned it yet but is up for trying.
• They reminisce about iconic movie lines ("but you are, Blanche, you are in that wheelchair" – Bob, 02:08) and debate the origin (Golden Girls vs. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane).

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Promoting Projects & Drag Show Tea

Timestamps: 03:38–06:31

• Bob plugs his upcoming book and vows for New York Times Bestseller status. ("There wasn't a lot of work for women, let alone Black women who couldn't read or write in the North." – Bob, 03:14)
• Monét updates on her one-woman show 'Life, You, Life,' including new cities added, and the perennial “is this the last show?” banter.
• Banter about venue mix-ups (Wilbur vs. Wiltern) and a hilariously detailed exchange about being “paid” for podcasting.

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Broadway, Wicked, and Musical Theater Tangents

Timestamps: 06:45–15:25

• Monét gives her “controversial” take that the Wicked movie is actually, well, amazing despite her never seeing the musical before.
• Bob jokes about "holding space" for the lyrics of Defying Gravity on his YouTube (09:08).
• The discussion spins into Broadway telecasts, David Hasselhoff’s bizarre German pop stardom (“He is a legitimate recording artist!” – Bob, 12:07), and guessing Jekyll and Hyde song titles.

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Drag Twin Energy and Listener Feedback

Timestamps: 13:43–15:51

• The duo reads fan comments validating Bob’s theory that Monét “has twin energy” and might secretly be a twin.
• Celebration of their Sibling Rivalry fan base “stepdads,” “cool aunts,” “siblings,” and “cousins.”

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Surgery Stories & We're Here Emmy Tea

Timestamps: 16:54–20:48

• Monét details her foot feminization surgery and upcoming Patreon exclusive: a recovery video Bob insisted they film.
• They revisit Emmy memories, gratitude, and the difference (and perceived injustices) between nominated and winning shows (“No shade, but We're Here is a better show than Untucked.” – Bob, 19:17).
• Amusing debate over who has the longest torso (Andy? Violet Chachki?).

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Cruise Ship Culture & Booking Drama

Timestamps: 24:45–34:09

• Monét exposes Bob’s “all black to a white party” cruise ship look (“If Bob showed up like this, would you not say Bob was all black at the white party?” – Monét, 25:38).
• Bob shares why he avoids wearing white as a dark-skinned person, leading to a real talk about skin, towel stains, and earwax color and the realities of Black physical experience (26:05).
• Bob reviews his cruise to the Bahamas, Dominican Republic, and recounts a Thanksgiving show incident where an audience member stormed out over religious jokes.
• Monét laments never getting invited/never making it to a cruise, while Bob insistently recounts trying to include her ("You were both invited!" – Bob, 29:51).

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Gay Cruises, Circuit Parties, and Cruise Booking

Timestamps: 30:19–34:40

• The allure of cruise parties is broken down, with Bob describing theme nights, the infamous disco T-dance, and abrupt “hospitality ends” on disembarkment day ("...when it's 9 o'clock, they'd be like, nigga, go," – Bob, 32:47).
• They joke about cruise ship maritime law, true crime documentaries, and the rumor that you can “murder at sea” (debunking it for legal clarity! – 33:19).

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Cruising (the Gay Kind): Personal Reflections

Timestamps: 34:48–41:06

• Monét breaks down the meaning and culture of cruising: “That’s how I first got introduced to sexuality…cruising was a big part of my…growing up in NYC.” (35:06)
• The pair discuss codes and body language, with Monét sharing subway cruise stories.
• Bob admits he’s only ever hooked up with one or two people “out in the wild” and never really felt comfortable with cruising culture.

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Deadpan Banter: Superheroes, Pie, and the “Pumpkin Spice” Debate

Timestamps: 41:11–46:53

• Random but killer comedy: Martha Stewart’s superpower of surviving lightning (44:29), and Bob’s “nail manipulation” drag superpower (“You should not be fighting.” – Bob, 43:19).
• Monét rants about pumpkin vs. sweet potato pie, declaring she’s “never had pumpkin pie” but is still ready to debate (“I don’t like pumpkin…It tastes like when my mom make the soup with the pumpkin in it” – Monét, 46:21).

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Partying and Food: From Cabo Clubs to Watered-Down Drinks

Timestamps: 49:52–51:53

• Monét recounts disappointing clubbing in Cabo (“The music was so not enjoyable. We couldn’t even have a good time and dance.” – Monét, 50:26) and the mystery of watered-down drinks.

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Accessible Theater Seats: Ethics, Etiquette, and a Classic Debate

Timestamps: 55:33–58:55

• Monét confesses her “problematic” love for buying wheelchair accessible movie seats, insisting she’ll move for anyone who needs them but loves that spot’s legroom.
• Bob and Jacob unpack the morality and logistics: “It’s like parking in a handicap spot.” (57:46)
• The exchange is playful but touchy, with Bob concluding, “I think it is [problematic].” (57:36)

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Planning a Movie Night: Even Drag Superstars Need Friends

Timestamps: 52:18–end

• The friends spontaneously plan a late-night Wicked screening at Universal CityWalk, with Bob worried they’re not “famous enough” to be swarmed, and Monét eager to hang (“That was wild…Like, girl, you really, you really…” – Bob, 53:58)
• On seat selection, theater etiquette, and “three tickets”—one for Bob’s nephew, Camion.
• Final banter on douching, plane seat confrontations, and their ongoing game of playful financial oneupmanship.

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Notable Quotes

• “You look like a straight guy with a family.” – Bob the Drag Queen, 01:12
• “The hospitality ends abruptly, baby…when it’s 9 o’clock, they’d be like, nigga, go.” – Bob, 32:47
• “Cruising is how I first got introduced to sexuality…cruising was a big part of my, you know, growing up in NYC.” – Monét, 35:06
• “No shade, but We’re Here is a better show than Untucked.” – Bob, 19:17
• “If Bob showed up like this, would you not say Bob was all black at the white party?” – Monét, 25:38
• “Martha Stewart’s been hit by lightning twice and she doesn’t have any superpowers.” – Bob, 44:29
• “I like to sit dead smack in the middle [at the movies]…in the mezzanine, first row.” – Bob, 54:33
• “I had the keys to the account. I will debit that motherfucker directly back into my account.” – Monét, 55:01

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Memorable Moments

• The group reading TikTok and Instagram comments validating Bob’s on-air “Monét is a secret twin” theory: “She’s a twinner!” (14:25)
• Monét’s hilarious skepticism of “white people food,” only to admit her boyfriend Andy is a Boston white who knows how to season meat (24:05).
• The debate over moral ownership of accessible theater seats, escalating in both comedy and awkwardness: “Maybe they’re afraid to tell you. Maybe they think you’re also handicapped…” – Bob, 55:55
• Their attempt to buy movie tickets together, each threatening to reimburse themselves for the other's ticket directly from the Sibling Rivalry account (55:10).

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Tone & Style

The episode is a gleeful, rapid-fire mix of messy drag queen humor, genuine personal connection, and deep-in-community Black and queer cultural realness. The hosts’ chemistry drives the show; conversations spiral from specific, relatable gay experiences to playful debates, always circling back to their friendship and showbiz hustle. If you've never listened before, this episode offers a perfect sampler of why Sibling Rivalry is a must for drag fans, queer listeners, and comedy lovers alike.

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Listen For:

• A fresh, honest look at gay cruise culture and what “cruising” really means.
• The realities of Black skin, clothes, and daily routines—often left unsaid.
• Insightful debates about drag, Broadway, and the ethics of daily life.
• Relatable struggles with celebrity, online feedback, and best friend bickering.
• A perfect balance of pop culture, QPOC joy, and wild ex-drag-pageant energy.

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Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is bob the drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm monet x james.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we recount my times in high school with Latto.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about cruising.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet sa.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. Don't say. Don't say never. You never know. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The harder thing, I mean. Anyway, so.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, can we do the loathing Choreo together? Have you learned it? Cause I've learned it, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've not learned it, but I could. I saw the guy do a tutorial.

[Monet X Change]

The choreographer, Selena City did it. Well, I think you and I can kill it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We gotta get choreographer.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, oh, you saw the video of the choreographer doing it on TikTok?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's on the official Wicked movie TikTok.

[Monet X Change]

So I swore Wicked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, before I say go into Wicked, you look straight today.

[Monet X Change]

I look straight? What does that mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look like a straight guy on with a family.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I got this shirt at the Rose bowl flea market when my mom was here, but it's like this thing, and I think it's a really cute shirt. I have facial hair, which I don't have very often, which anytime I have facial hair, I look a little different. But I don't think I look straight, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you do. You do look straight.

[Monet X Change]

What's that? Lan? Yeah.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Blanche.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that from? I'm assuming Golden Girls.

[Monet X Change]

No, I remember last of seeing it in that challenge. I don't know what it's from though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If she says Blanche, I'm assuming it's Golden Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Or was it Blanche? No, it was when she was there were doing the captown lady duo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Baby Jane. What happened to Baby Jane?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you are, Blanche. You are. Is the line right?

[Monet X Change]

That's what I said. Yeah. Blanche.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we said two. I said, but you are, Blanche, you are. And you said, yah. Blanche. Yah. Those are not. That's not the same thing.

[Monet X Change]

But the way Alaska said she was like y. Blanche.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yah. Oh, you're saying you are, but you are Blanch. Cuz she. Cuz the line was, you wouldn't be able to do these things to me if I wasn't in this wheelchair. And then she goes, but you are a. Blanche, you are in that wheelchair.

[Monet X Change]

Is that a line from the movie or did Alaska just improv?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's from the movie. In the movie she goes, in the movie she says, you wouldn't be able to do these horrible things to Me if I wasn't in this wheelchair. That's Joan Crawford's line. And then Bette Davis goes, but you are, Blanche. You are in that wheelchair.

[Monet X Change]

Got it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is honestly, that is wild to say to someone. Be like, but you are so knuckle up. Squabble up. Squabble up.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Squabble up.

[Monet X Change]

What do you think of gnx?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's a good album. I mean, I like. I like all the songs. It doesn't feel like a Kendrick album. Like, Kendrick albums are usually a little more. Oh, by the way. Hey, guys, please go to readthragqueen.com and pick up a pre order yourself a copy of my book. This is the actual. I'll read you one sentence from the book. I'll read you all one sentence an episode. By the time I won't tell you what order they're in. This one says there wasn't a lot of work for women, let alone black women who couldn't read or write in the north. That's your one quote for the day, your one sentence. You can go to readthedragqueen.com to pre order my book. I would love, love to be a New York Times bestseller and I think I have it in me, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

I think you do too. And while you're doing that next, y' all can [e-mail] and get tickets to my one woman show, Life, you, Life. In we added Toronto, Vancouver, Boise, Idaho, and Bend, Oregon. So these are brand new cities that we didn't have before that we added. So. And people are like, oh, Monet, come to Toronto. I'm like, bend, bitch. I am coming in January, which is literally like a month and some change away. So go to monations.com to get tickets to Life, you, Life. And I think you can be a New York Times bestseller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see that for you not to call you out, but I feel like last time you were like, this is the last time I'm doing this show.

[Monet X Change]

Did you say every time is the last time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I feel like you keep being like, and by the way, after this, I'm not doing it.

[Monet X Change]

I've done ten shows at Joe's Pub. I sold out eight of them. Bitch. I could have done a show at fucking at one show at somewhere else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it about the size of the audience or about the quality of the show?

[Monet X Change]

The size of the audience. I want B. What's that song by Lotto? B, D, N, A, G. No, I'm mixing like three songs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was Beyonce.

[Monet X Change]

Big energy But Lotto has a big energy song too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really know latto like that, to be honest. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Your hometown girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we went to high school together.

[Monet X Change]

No, we did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I went to high school.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not even doing this. She's like a decade younger than you. Nigga, you was way older than you. If y' all went to the studio, that was bad for you. Nigga. How many times would you left back?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she was smart and she is still smart. So you think a lot of can't be smart enough.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, you said. What you said was. You said she was smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I haven't talked to her since high school.

[Monet X Change]

So you. So, so you think she. She lost her brilliance over that time? I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't vouch for her nowadays.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't vouch for her these days.

[Monet X Change]

She's one of the hip hop girlies. She's been dating some mystery person from mad long and he like, fl. I'll show it. But she has never revealed who it is. She is like, keeping it tight. Lip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blip, blip, blip. Elon Musk.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine, you know Elon Musk. Oh, my God.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

He.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not on Twitter anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're getting off track. What I'm saying is, you know, I've seen your show and it doesn't seem like a big, big theater show. It seems like a more. A show that'd be more appropriate for an intimate space.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So we're not like. No venue we're doing is bigger than like 500 seats. No, that's not true. We're doing the Will where it's like a thousand seats, but most of them are relatively small.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Wilbur?

[Monet X Change]

Where in Boston? No, not the Wilbur. You had a Wilbur?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't know.

[Monet X Change]

What's the W? No, the Wilbur is here in la. The one that we did. Civil rights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Will Turn is in la.

[Monet X Change]

Will Turn. Will Turn. Will Turn in Boston. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It's a very. The show is intimate and doing it in like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Wheel Turn is where you did the Christmas Queens.

[Monet X Change]

It's where we did Civil Rivalry too, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did not make it to la. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

No, in Boston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Wheel Turn.

[Monet X Change]

The Wilbur is in Boston. The Wheel Turn is in la.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think we did the Will Turn.

[Monet X Change]

We did whatever the W1 is in Boston, which I think is the Wilbur.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did the one that was across the street from the one that I did on my tour.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Which is the Wil Something The Wilbur. Wilbur.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you please Google this so we can stop sounding crazy? Will Burr.

[Monet X Change]

Who's Bill Burr? Comedian. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill Burr is a comedian. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So I had seen. I done had seen the Wicked and y' all controversial opinion.

[Jacob]

Yes, we did. The Wilbur Theater.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Pay me up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, you said Wiltern Monet said will turn in la.

[Monet X Change]

The Will Burr in Boston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you said will burn also. I didn't say.

[Monet X Change]

You're wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said the. I just said the will turn is in la. I said the will turn is in la. You said pay me up.

[Monet X Change]

Pay you what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just for saying something out loud?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still want the coins. You want me to pay you just for saying something? That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It really tickles me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are being paid. I'm paying you right now to do this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I'm paying you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I pay you and you pay me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm paying you monetarily and I'm paying you Fucking emotional fucking distress that you caused on this goddamn podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ditto, kiddo.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what tickles me is that I know you are dressed to the knives from the waist up, but I just saw that little knee graze across the screen. I'm a nigga. I know you don't got no fence.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have shorts on. I'm wearing shorts.

[Monet X Change]

Do the shorts match the outfit? Does the carpet match the dreams?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it's all black. Everything.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see the shorts. Stand your ass up to go Utica. But it's not the shorts that goes in that outfit. Would you wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything I'm wearing is. Everything I'm wearing is black.

[Monet X Change]

Would you wear that same outfit to wear a red carpet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even the shoes? I wouldn't wear this to a red carpet. That's a red carpet. Wait, what's your controversial opinion about Wicked?

[Monet X Change]

That it was amazing. I was just being silly. The movie is still fucking good. It's so good. I really enjoyed it. And, you know, I've never seen the musical before, so as soon as I left, I had to go read the synopsis of what happens in part two, which I was gagged. Some people online were like, I can't wait for part two. Which I guess maybe they want to watch with the movie. I'm like, you can just go online and read it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was me with Passion of the Christ. I just didn't want to know how it ended. I heard the book is really good. It's like a bestseller. I heard the book was, like, given,

[Jacob]

you know, it's on tour in Los Angeles right now. Monet. You see it tomorrow.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to go see it. I'm gonna go see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it the Pantages, Bob? Should we go see together or is that the Amason? I'm leaving town tomorrow.

[Jacob]

I forget because Hamilton is also in town.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hamilton will be the. Hamilton seems like a Pantages show and Wicked seems like an Amason show.

[Jacob]

No, Wicked, that's a Pantages.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hamilton's at the Amazon. Cuz Hamilton was just at the Pantages recently. Like Hamilton's back, back, back, back again.

[Monet X Change]

I guess so.

[Jacob]

I. I saw somebody posting on Instagram. Maybe I could be wrong. Let me look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, if you want to, if you are interested in hearing my thoughts, I actually do hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity over on my YouTube page. And you can go check out that video right now on my YouTube. I genuinely do hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought the movie was so good. Cynthia Erivo did such a stellar job. Obviously. Fucking Ariana Grande did a stellar job. I just think it's just so well done. It makes me want to. I really sat to go see the musical. Like when I see stuff like that, I'm like, ugh, I wish I saw the og. The OGB as well, which apparently can go to the New York Public Library. Ogb, Original Broadway. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obc.

[Monet X Change]

Obc. Which you can go to the. You can go to the New York Public Library and see any, like, Broadway shows or operas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, theater's not meant to be seen on tape, babe. It's meant to be seen in real life.

[Monet X Change]

But did you hear the T though? That guy that does those. That talks all Broadway on TikTok. Apparently they're doing telecasts like, have you ever. Have you ever seen at the movie theater when they advertise Met shows they're going to show in theater?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I remember PBS used to do shows like that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so they're doing that for two Broadway shows apparently next year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, I always say that MTV did a. Did a telecast of Legally Blonde and it was just so great. I mean, the way that we clamored around our televisions in the theater department to watch Legally Blonde. And I used to go to Walmart and buy DVDs of Broadway shows. I remember watching Jekyll and Hyde starring David Hasselhoff on vhs.

[Monet X Change]

David Hasselhoff can sing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He can sing well enough. I mean, he's not. I don't think that. I mean, he actually does have A pretty impressive musical career.

[Monet X Change]

David Hasselhoff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

David hasakoff was a pretty big recording artist, and he's honestly huge in Germany. He's massive in Germany. In fact, he's big in real life. He sang at the Berlin wall. Like, he did a big concert at the Berlin wall.

[Monet X Change]

Tear down that wall. That wall, Mr. Gorbachev.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Move that bus for some reason. Tear down the wall, Mr. Gorbachev. And a lot connected in my head and I don't know why this nigga has a Spotify.

[Monet X Change]

He does. That means have a Spotify. Oh, my God. Girl, we have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know people with Spotify. And David hasselhoff is very famous. You act like David hasselhoff having a Spotify.

[Monet X Change]

He has albums. He has albums. David hasselhoff. He has a full 1989 album, a full 2001 album, 2008. He has full albums, bitch, not just a song, like albums.

[Jacob]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you. He had a pretty big musical career. Like his song true survivor from kung Fury.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

That's 26 million streams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking for Freedom has 17 million. Do the Limbo Dance has 4.9 million. David Hasselhoff is in these streets, girl. He is a legitimate recording artist.

[Monet X Change]

David Hasselhoff has 430,000. 430,000 monthly listeners. He better work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, shout out to David hasselhoff. But he does. Do you know any songs from Jekyll and Hyde?

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know Opposite sides.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Try to guess. What? Try to name a song. Make. What do you think? A song from Jekyll.

[Monet X Change]

How would be called two face?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Two face. You do know Jekyll and Hyde.

[Monet X Change]

You are. You are. You think of it. I can't tell you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, There's a song called two face.

[Jacob]

That's wild.

[Monet X Change]

I just guessed because he's. He's two people, right? I just guessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, and one. One person. Two personalities, whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keep thinking. He sound like you're on a lucky streak. Try to do one more.

[Monet X Change]

Um. Is it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not one. It's actually called is it bad? Which is kind of ironic.

[Monet X Change]

Gag. What is it really called that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was so close. Yeah, it's called is it bad? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Well, wouldn't Jacob be chimed in and talking about something? Yeah. Then I think y' all are doing a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob and I both love jekyll and high because they have one of our favorite songs, which is called we'll sit on three. 1, 2, 3, 3. Facade.

[Jacob]

Facade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause it's all a facade every day, you know?

[Monet X Change]

We have a really good mutual friend that's starting singing lessons. Cause she wants to take singing lessons. You should do it with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's our mutual friend?

[Monet X Change]

Kimberly Chai.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, something told me it was gonna be Kim Chi. Something told me kimchi was. I don't know what it was, but I was like, kim Chi would be doing music lessons.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could have guessed that. I wish I would have guessed it, because that was literally my first guess.

[Monet X Change]

I have a secret twin. Kimberly is the one that would take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say that a lot of people agree with me in the comments. And they were all like, I see what Bob means. Like, over what? They were like, I get it. I could read the comments right now. People were like, monet does have the energy. Monat has the energy of someone who would have a twin. So that felt very validating. Thank you all for chiming in. Let me get to some of these. Some of these.

[Monet X Change]

Let me get a look. Sit your ass out of shit. You squawk like a trumpet. Like a bird off one of these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone. Okay, here's some. Let me read some of the comments.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is so stupid. He brought up a picture of Trinity the duck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said, I get it. 100% agree for some reason. I understand. This is completely. I understand this completely. When Bob said it. Well, yes, actually, I'm picking up what you're putting down, Bob. She's a twinner. Monet. The type to lie about having a twin and keep on going till the bitter end. I know someone that actually did that. We didn't know until Facebook in 2010. She had an identical twin sister. I see it. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Dinner with her twin sister. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it says she had an identical twin sister. 1,000% agree, Bob. Facts. Yeah, I see it. So a lot of people are like, that tracks exactly. Big Pisces energy. So a lot of people. And that's just from. That's not even on the TikTok. That's just from Instagram. You do have the energy of someone who would have a twin and then just not say anything and be like, oh, yeah. So thank you for validating me, our listeners, our lovely, lovely cousins and siblings and aunties and uncles and stepdads.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, whenever I see people online, we have a tier called stepdad. And, like, auntie, cool aunt. And I really love that most of the women I see are like, I'm a stepdad. The women are always like, I'm a stepdad.

[Monet X Change]

Every one faggot of you. Like, I'm a cool aunt. I'm a cool aunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hear a cool aunt very often, but I hear a lot of people go, I'm a stepdad or I'm a sibling. The cousins be quiet. But I don't think y' all should. I want you to tell me if you're a cousin.

[Monet X Change]

No, you see. No, no, bitch. I mean, the cousins. The cousins are just how they are in the thing. They are in person. The cousin, they come like, yeah, I'm a cousin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I. I'd be like, so cousins are

[Bob the Drag Queen]

monation and stepdads, probably. Stepdads and siblings are all bobbleheads. I see that now.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait. Let's take a break. I gotta say this. Okay.

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[Monet X Change]

This week, I'm getting. I'm doing my foot journey. I'm getting my ffs. My foot feminization surgery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate you.

[Monet X Change]

It's my ffs. And I'm going back to Florida. And it's a full circle moment, because the last time I was in surgery in Florida, which the episode of Monat Talks came out where I talk about everything I do in my body, which people are really gagging at, because I'm just being very honest about it. And I'm gonna post it on Patreon. The video that you and I that you took on my laptop when I was recovering from surgery, I was watching it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not seen this in a long time. I've never seen it, actually. I was there, but I've never actually seen the video.

[Monet X Change]

You never seen the video?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw it when you did it in real life, but I never watched the video, though.

[Monet X Change]

Y', all, if you're not on our Patreon, get on our Patreon. So I did an episode of Monet Talks. I talked about everything I did in my body, which all the surgeries I've had. If I had a bbl, if I didn't have bbl, all that stuff. Anyway, there's a surgery. I went for in Florida, during the pandemic, Bob came with me. Bob nursed me back to help, help, help. Cleaning up my bloody gauze, washing my bloody things. And then so the night we came back from surgery, Bob was like, monet, we should record this. I was like, nah, I don't wanna. He's like, monet, you're gonna want this for the future. Just trust me and listen. He like, monet, no one has to see it if you don't want anyone to see. No one ever has to see this. I was like, fine. We recorded a video of me on the couch, and Bob is sitting there with me. And it's a very cute video. So I'm gonna post it on our Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds exciting. I can't wait to watch it. I'm sure you were nutty as Squirrel Turd girl.

[Monet X Change]

Nutty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That was definitely a wild week.

[Monet X Change]

Because it was also when we were down there, too. We're Here, y' all find out if y' all either won the Emmy or nominated. So we were watching it while we were in Florida. Cause it was all social distancing. So, like, you got on, like a zoom chat with everyone from We're Here, all the producers and directors and shit. And it was just a wild time to be going into a surgery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a wild. That was when we were nominated for Best unstructured Reality Program, and we lost to Cheer.

[Monet X Change]

Cheer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then we were never nominated in that category again, which is kind of crazy, because Untucked won the next year. And I was like, no, Shade, but We're Here is a better show than Untucked. Like, the idea that Untucked is better than We're Here is That's the most. I'm like, do awards matter? Do awards matter? You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Untucked is just a better show. I've never seen Cheer. There's a chance that Cheer might be a better show than Untucked. I mean, then We're Here. That's a possibility. But Untucked is not a better show than We're Here by any stretch of the imagination. But it is what it is, my boy.

[Monet X Change]

And listen, we've all been on. You've been on both of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been on Untucked, and I've been on We're Here. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

The first day I went to the Emmys, Joe Gerbino took me as his date. And it was the year because Whatcher Packin got nominated for an Emmy. So I went with Joe, and it was After All Stars 7 and Bitch, the drinks and the food. Cause the thing happens at the Emmys. That was the year that y' all won and you wore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I took.

[Monet X Change]

I took that TikTok of you. And everyone was like, it's Bob City. And I was like, bob's sitting down and saying yes. Are you towering over everyone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was not sitting. First of all, Monet told everyone that I was sleeping and sitting and I was standing and wide awake.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, Bob, look at the footage. Look at the footage, people. Look at the footage. You look like you were sitting and sleeping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was standing and I was completely awake getting ready to go present on stage. And Monet told everyone that I was sleeping and sitting, which is insane because I was literally. The people next to me's heads were at my, like, bosom. I'm like, how would you guys think I'm sitting in a booster seat. That doesn't make any sense. How long do you think my torso is? I have a normal sized torso, very proportioned torso.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go, you know who has a long ass torso?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Andy. He wore one of my shirts yesterday and the shirt fits me like a normal shirt. Bitch. When I tell you it was a belly shirt on him, I was like, what is wrong with. Why is your torso so long?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Violet has a long torso too.

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Violet Chachka has a long torso.

[Monet X Change]

She does. She does. She also. Violet also loves a low rise. Violet is so early 2000s, she's like, bitch has a fucking gumby torso. She's wearing low rise jeans. So the jeans. So her jeans stop at like the base of her penis. So I'm like, what? Yes. You ever seen Violet out? Violet's jeans be at the. I've never seen her pubes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen her pubes out.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well then, Vijay, look at. Violet's pubes are always on her outfit because she wears low rise jeans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would have wear goofah. Her goofah.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go to that Emmys? So, so, so the ceremony that happens on TV or whatever you see, Then afterwards, like the after party, like the drinks and the celebration and dancing, the music, the food there be mad. Did you go to that that year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I did, but I also might not have. Cause I was in drag. And you know, I don't like to party in drag. Be in these streets socializing in drag because I'm not going to be in a good mood. And then someone's gonna be like, bob's mean. They already think I'm mean.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so the drinks be Strong. They be good. Everything is free. The food. Y' all know me. I'm a food girl. I'm the type of bitch. I made joke. We were standing at every. Every. Every station. I was like, I want the empanadas. I want the rotisserie chicken. I want the mini sliders. I want the chicken sliders. I want the egg rolls. I want everything at a. At. At a free event. That's my favorite part of a wedding, the hors d'. Oeuvres. The hors d' oeuvres part at the cocktail hour is my favorite part of any wedding, especially if they have pigs in a blanket or quiche.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't normally eat deviled eggs, but my old roommate Zach no Towers, makes wasabi deviled eggs.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, that sounds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell you they are amazing. Like, Zach, drop the recipe. These wasabi deviled eggs are delicious.

[Jacob]

He texted to us. We have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw this thing online where you can take.

[Monet X Change]

You heard Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I heard him. Yeah. And he probably texted, like, years ago. I don't even have a phone anymore. When. And I didn't ask for it, so he didn't text it to me because I don't. I wouldn't. I would never make these at deviled eggs. I would just wait till he made them again.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Jacob tried to make them one time. I remember. I remember Jacob. Jacob made them one time, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Is the yellow part the wasabi? That's a lot of wasabi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not money. It's wasabi flavored. They don't just take. They don't take. Wait, let me. They don't take the yolk out and just fill it with wasabi.

[Monet X Change]

I was about to say that's a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, man. You flavor the yolk with wasabi.

[Jacob]

Yeah. You mix it into the yellow part.

[Monet X Change]

Can you drop. Can you send me the recipe? I want to make it too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Jacob, make it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't trust Jake with cooking?

[Monet X Change]

I don't trust. I don't be trusting white people food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want a recipe from a white person that another white person gave them, and you're like, I don't trust white people food.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'll make it myself. Also, Jacob doesn't cook. Jacob's famously say he doesn't cook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob makes great wasabi deviled eggs.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about. Jacob says that if Jacob has made it very clean, he does not like to cook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't eat any food from white people.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think I Ever have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's not true. No.

[Monet X Change]

Once I was shocked. Cause, you know Andy's Boston down right from the fucking Mounts of Caucus in Boston. And one of our earlier days, Andy, like, made me dinner, and I was like, oh, my God. I was, like, nervous. I was. He prepared the table. I was sweating. I'm like, this is about to be so fucking nasty. It was so good. He, like, seasoned the meats really well. It was a really. I was surprised how good the meal was. It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, there is a joke that white people can't cook, but there's a lot of white people that can cook. Like, white people can cook.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I get the bits. Like, white people can't cook. But there's, like, a lot of white people who can cook. But I get the. But it is fun to be. Like, white people can't cook, but in truth, white people are perfectly fine cooks.

[Monet X Change]

So I want to talk about something, and please tell me if you're okay with putting this on the screen. So you went on your cruise this week and you posted this picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look good. You look hot.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look really hot. Something about the way you said it, I felt like a read. But. But I literally commented.

[Monet X Change]

I said, okay, bitch, exclamation, exclamation, exclamation. You looked hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You call me a bitch? That's crazy. No, that was the. Well, it was for the white party, but I didn't have any white because I never dressed for the themes. I never packed for the themes.

[Monet X Change]

All black to the white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was wearing one black item.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The jeans were gray, so that's not all black. You said all black. If I show up wearing blue jeans and a black shirt, you can't go. You're wearing all black.

[Monet X Change]

But gray. First of all, they're dark gray jeans. So they're pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're pretty standard gray. They're not, like, dark. They're not charcoal. They're pretty light gray, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Well, y' all be the judge. I'll see the picture. If Bob showed up like this, would you not say Bob was all black? At the white party, Bob was wearing this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I wasn't wearing all black, but I was wearing black because I don't. I didn't have. I don't. I don't wear a lot of white clothes. I mean, how often have you seen me wear white clothes? Like in drag? Out of drag?

[Monet X Change]

I don't really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really own any white clothes.

[Monet X Change]

You had that white T shirt dress you like to wear. You Wore to the VMAs that time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I have that. Yeah, But I usually wear it. But it's, I'm wearing like color on top of it. Like I rarely. I just wore it on halfway midnight. But I don't wear a lot of. Okay, mom, I'd holla. But I don't wear a lot of white. Because also when you have very dark skin, your skin just rubs off on stuff and you end up with like. Yeah, like I was trying to tell this guy named Prince, one of the dancers from the Madonna tour who's very dark skinned. And I was like, when you, when you are washing yourself at the end of the night or in the beginning of the day or whenever you wash yourself, if you're a dark skinned person, the towel gets dark. Like the towel starts turning brown. And I kept telling Prince, I was like, that's not dirt. That's not always dirt. That is, that is your skin. And then we looked at this light skinned guy named Donnie and I was like, donnie, when you wash yourself, how often do you get like a bunch of dirt? He goes, no, never, not really. And I was like, that's your skin, baby. That's not, you're not filthy. You're not just always covered in filth. That's you, that's your skin. That's your skin coming off.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think I have that experience though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know how. Because you're not that dark. You're not dark enough or you're not scrubbing hard enough? One or two, I don't know. But when I shower, like if I take a towel right now and just rub just this part of my arm, like just this part of my arm with soap and water, the towel will be dark in that spot because I'm rubbing, I'm knocking off my skin.

[Monet X Change]

Is that how melanin works? You just taking off your, your, your epidermis?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That has, well, that's how, that's how skin works. It's not melanin working that way. Your skin works that way. So everyone's, everyone's knocking off their skin when they shower. Just that when you are lighter, it doesn't look as dark on the towel. So if a white person is rubbing their skin, it won't look the same way as if a very dark person rubs their skin. It's the same reason why dark skinned people have dark earwax. I remember telling someone, like, my earwax is the color of my skin and they cannot believe that it's because the earwax is rolled around in My skin,

[Monet X Change]

well, my ear wax, mine is like yellow or like whatever, like the wax color is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you're a little lighter skin. You're not light skinned, but you're lighter than I am. And my skin, my earwax is very dark. And dark people have dark earwax.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't know how we got on this. How do we end up talking about that?

[Monet X Change]

I was talking about the cruise. I was talking about Alpha for the cruise. And I was gonna ask, how was your cruise?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was lovely. It was. I mean, these names might not mean a lot to you all, but it was me, Marvin, Taylor. Yeah. Rob, Bryant and Zay. We were all on the cruise together. We went to the Bahamas. We went to the Dominican Republic and one other place. I can't remember the name of the place. For some reason, it's escaping me in this moment.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently the Dominican Republic has good diving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diving. Oh, nice. And so, yeah, we went there. I had a show on Thanksgiving. I didn't celebrate Thanksgiving this year. I spent it with my friends and did a little show. Someone did walk out on my show and complain, which I thought was, honestly, I kind of love because I make fun of religion.

[Monet X Change]

I was about to say, I was literally gonna guess, was it cause of the religious part?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it because you made fun? I did make fun of religion. And he didn't like that much. So he went out and was like, I don't like all that religion. It's too political.

[Monet X Change]

He said this to what, an usher or something? Then they told you afterwards?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was just kind of grumbling it and someone heard it.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Every time you go on a cruise. So I was supposed to go to schools with Bob. Bob asked on his tour. But because Andy was on touring with Bob, we, like, planned to go away for Thanksgiving. We went to Cabo. So I didn't get to go. And every time. Every time. Bob. Bob. You doesn't invite me every time. But you, I think you invite me at least twice now. And I've not been able to go. And I never get to because I've never been on a cruise. I want to go on a cruise so bad. And it's like, obviously a gay cruise, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I invited you and Andy. You were both invited.

[Monet X Change]

Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy.

[Monet X Change]

Somebody invited him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I invited Andy through you. And then you told me you all weren't gonna do. And then I invited Andy. You didn't tell me.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. You asked me if I wanted to go and I said no, Andy and I may plan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I Said, you want to go? And he said, andy. And I said, andy can come. And he said, no, Andy would be mad if I canceled the plans. And I said, then I told. And I said, andy, you can come. Then he goes, we have plans. So you. You both have the same story.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, let's take a break. I want to hear more about this cruise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it you. What is it about cruises that intrigues you?

[Monet X Change]

Just being like, you get to go to all these different places. The all you can eat food. This sounds fierce. And yeah, I just never had the experience. I've never had the experience of being on a cruise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of the cruises is going to St. Lucia next year.

[Monet X Change]

One of the gay ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Work, you know. And also, like, I've also never been booked to do a cruise. Cruises, cruise, cruises. We do not want this fucking Jamaican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not true. You were booked to do a cruise, but the cruise got canceled.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, the ke$1. That's true. I was supposed to do that one. I was supposed to do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know your career better than you. That's crazy. We've had this happen like three times. But yes, you were booked to do the Kesha cruise. Yeah, the animal ke$, the wacky animal ride or whatever it's called. And that was a fun cruise. That was my first, like, non explicitly gay cruise. It was queer friendly, but it was not like a gay cruise.

[Monet X Change]

And is this the kind of crew they have like that big, like, I've seen, like. I think. No, I think that's. That's specifically the Atlantis one. Like with the big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is. It was Atlantis. I did Atlantis.

[Monet X Change]

Is it like the one that has a big circuit party on it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a party every night.

[Monet X Change]

Like every.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every night. Like literally every single night. Except with the last night. You're in the middle of the ocean dancing with the. And it's like a bunch of people around you all just literally, Literally every night.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go to any of these parties?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go and dance every once in a while. I went to the white party. That's when I was wearing all black.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my favorite is the disco T dance, which is where they do a disco party on the second to last on the last day because the sailing

[Monet X Change]

off tea dance tips. That sounds great. And are people tickety turn doing all the things?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, there are people who are turned for sure, but not everyone. It's not like everyone's not like zombies, but at the disco T dance, the people are less turned because it's during the day, like, the sun is out while you're dancing, and people are trying to. And also, it's usually, like, the night before you leave, so they don't do a big, big party. There's a smaller party downstairs. And people are usually packing so they can get off. Cause you have to wake up pretty early and get off the boat. And, baby, when you're on these boats, the people who run the boats, the hospitality ends abruptly, baby, before they be like, oh, my God, Mr. Burton, it's so great to have you. Have me call you Kevin. Wonderful. And what are your pronouns? Ugh. Amazing. If there's anything you need. And then, baby, when it's 9 o', clock, they'd be like, nigga, go,

[Monet X Change]

have you. I watched. I remember. I don't know if it was a documentary or a YouTube video, whatever it was about maritime law. And I got really fascinated with, like, maritime law, like, how that operates. Because when you're on a cruise and, like, open waters, you operate on maritime law.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can murder people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Literally. So this whole thing about that.

[Jacob]

I did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did it this last week, and no one can do anything about it.

[Monet X Change]

About how these people bring their spouses on these cruises and they murder them, they push them overboard. Because the thing operates on maritime law and it can't be persecuted under.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, I want to be very clear.

[Jacob]

Why do you think Bob invited you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Trying to. And you never take the. You never take the bait. I want to be clear, though, y'. All, if you're listening to this for legal advice, you cannot murder people at sea.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You will be persecuted. You will get put in jail. There are cameras on every. You cannot even throw a Snickers bar over the edge of the ship without them knowing you did it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So. But I guess also technology has changed and updated because of things like this. But they're like. I was watching the documentary about how they have so many cases of people. And again, this wasn't recent about people, like, murdering people on these things. And no one knew who did it.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

Who.

[Monet X Change]

It's like, a whole thing. I was like, that's fucking crazy. So that also, like, scared me from, like, going on a cruise. But I'm like, who's gonna. Who's gonna kill me? I'm not trying to kill me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one can hear your scream out here.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That trend. If we. I should have did that to you before you saw it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have been like. I wouldn't. I would be like, girl. Anyway. Like, I Wouldn't. If you. If we went to the woods and you're like, no one hears scream. I was like, okay, you gonna be screaming, get cute. Because I always. I always carried a burner, honey.

[Monet X Change]

A burner phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Another burner, honey.

[Monet X Change]

What's the burner?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Low key, Keep a horn on me that kamasi. Honey, you like.

[Monet X Change]

You keep Tina burning your back pocket or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Low key, Keep a horn on me that kamasi.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So that's also cruising speaks to me. I just never done one. Maybe I'll do one. I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I don't hook up on the cruise a lot. If.

[Monet X Change]

If I hooked up on a cruise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you hook up on the cruise a lot? Do you think you'd be.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, a lot of. It's a lot, but I. Absolutely. Cruising is the I. That's how I first got introduced to sexuality. Like, my queerness was like cruising. Cruising was a big part of my, you know, growing up in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've heard the stories.

[Monet X Change]

We are very uncomfortable about a young. But even. Not even like that age. But like, I'm talking about, like, after college, after I was of age, like after 18. Like, cruising. Cruising culture was really big in. Well for me when I was 18 and when I was of age for me. But I've never cruised. Well, for those who don't know people, some people are like, what's cruising? Cruising is when, like, two guys or when you're out in a public space or a sex party, whatever, and cruising, you're like, you're cruising, looking for someone else to hook up with. And then sometimes you have to look for a sleight of hand and a sleight of a head nod or body. What's the word? Not body activity. Body language.

[Jacob]

Body language.

[Monet X Change]

Body language.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Body language.

[Monet X Change]

You have to look at body language or body cues to see if the other person's into it. And you guys will hook up in the wild or go back to their space. I would. I. I used to cruise a lot on the subways in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did Wicked get right that the Little Mermaid got wrong?

[Monet X Change]

Segue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just did body language.

[Monet X Change]

Huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is from Little Mermaid. I'm just wondering what did.

[Jacob]

I mean, right off the bat, they cast. But with the exception of Ariel, who's Halle, none of the other people in the Wicked movie were. Sorry. None of the other people in the Little Mermaid Live action were singers.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, besides Ariana Grande, Cynthia Rio, who else? The singers is Jeff Globel is. You know, he's not a singer. Michelle Yo. Is not a singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the main Jonathan Bailey is.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jonathan Bailey. Oh, so drag. Bowen. Yang.

[Monet X Change]

Bowen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yang.

[Monet X Change]

He's not a singer. Whoa, whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shots fired.

[Monet X Change]

Bowen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You heard that? Straight from. Straight from the. The. The. The sponge's mouth, honey. Straight from the sponge's mouth.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So cruising is fierce. I enjoy cruising. I don't cruise much anymore because I'm not. I don't know. I'm just. A lot of that has stopped me since. Ever since getting on tv. I just feel a little uncomfortable doing it now because I'm like, you went

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to the bath house one time after

[Monet X Change]

tv one time, and I didn't enjoy it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you said you had fun. That's true.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In Edmonton? No, down in Puerto Rico.

[Monet X Change]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Puerto Vallarta.

[Monet X Change]

That.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

What?

[Monet X Change]

It was a little different. It was a little different because it was in a foreign country, so it felt different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't you have fun, though?

[Monet X Change]

You had a good time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never cruised. In fact, I have only actually hooked up with one person that I met out in the world.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One person?

[Monet X Change]

And y' all didn't cruise? How do y'. All. How did you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were at the Ritz, and he looked at me. I looked at him. No, two. The guy in the. In the. In the kente cloth vest who played Lana Del Rey, and the ballet dancer that I used to.

[Monet X Change]

That's cruising, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, is it cruising? I mean, it's. Yeah, it's not. It's not like park cruising or bathroom cruising or subway cruising. It's like when you're at the club, that's like, flirting. I feel like when you're at the club, like, we weren't looking for taps or anything. We were just like, hey, you're cute. We're on the dance floor. Suede. Let's make out. Did you ever. I never. You never met that dance? I wasn't really hanging out with you when I was. We weren't dating, but we were just hooking up and spending a lot of time together, me and the dancer. The ballet dancer.

[Monet X Change]

Was it?

[Jacob]

Who the.

[Monet X Change]

Is that the ones come to your shows? All the ones come to your shows all the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I wish. Oh, are you kidding me? He was so. He's so hot. He's still so hot. No, we never did anything. His name was. I mean, I don't know if his name was. He just. I can get a picture of him, but I used to be obsessed with this guy. Like, oh, my God. I was upset. It was kind of crazy. I was like, what is going on? Very obsessed with him.

[Monet X Change]

Well. Well, what do you think your aversion to cruising is now? Like, do you feel uncomfortable doing it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would not cruise. No cruising. I wouldn't. You would not catch me in these streets cruising.

[Monet X Change]

You have a why reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I've never, like. I've never felt comfortable doing it. I think that maybe I don't have the confidence that it takes to. To cruise. I feel. I just sent you a picture of the guy. I. I just don't have the confidence it takes to be out in the world, like, shooting my shot. Shooting my shot with someone, but this person.

[Monet X Change]

A ballet dancer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Body, tall, down. No, no.

[Monet X Change]

See, ballet dancers are normally tall, but regular. No, that's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he's like, five, seven.

[Jacob]

No, ballet dancers are pretty short.

[Monet X Change]

Are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Typically.

[Jacob]

I think, generally speaking, because the woman needs a ballad dancer. Woman. You need to be equal height as a man. On your point. And you're trying to get everyone the same height. So I think generally, like, in the 5, 6 to 5, 8.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's why Brooklyn Heights failed as a ballet dancer.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm kidding.

[Monet X Change]

You know what came on my thing the other day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That clip of Kylie who came on your thing?

[Monet X Change]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. Brooklyn.

[Monet X Change]

It was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brooklyn came on your thing?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever someone come on your thing before? Like your penis?

[Monet X Change]

No. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you were saying?

[Monet X Change]

I'm also, like. I'm also. I reject sperm. That's not, like, from the tap in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you, am I right? Wait, what did you suppose?

[Monet X Change]

That's not from the tap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is from the tap. What did someone bring out of their pocket

[Monet X Change]

anyway? That's a whole nother conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's not in you, it's not on you. Am I right, ladies? Ladies?

[Monet X Change]

That clip of Kylie, Sonique Love, Brooke Lynn Hytes, and somebody else at Roscoe's. And she is like, I don't know what RuPaul was. I don't know what fracking is, but I'm like, let RuPaul do it. If the Republicans all get away doing it, he should do it, too. And then she goes on and on. She goes, what, am I in trouble?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody's just like, can you describe fracking?

[Monet X Change]

Fracking is when you take water. You take pressurized water and you punch it into the ground and search for oil to bring oil up to the surface.

[Ad-Lib / Announcer]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Because water is heavy, is denser than oil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And the oil.

[Monet X Change]

Have you heard of aerated water? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't swim in it. You would never. You would never end up in aerated water. There is no situation you would ever end up in a water.

[Monet X Change]

You never know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, aerated water is usually sewage because it's part of the cleaning process. If there was any reason why you were near aerated water, you would not feel the urge to jump into it. And there's also guardrails so you can't get near it.

[Monet X Change]

But what if I was a superhero? Having a super or having a fight. And then we fly, fly, fly. We get to a place like all those aerated places and we burst through a thing and we're fighting and the villain pushes me into the water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then what if you're a superhero and you can't climb out of aerated water? You are doomed from the beginning.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know what my powers are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if you're a superhero who could be stopped by aerated water, I would not say that you are someone who should be getting in fights. Maybe you should use your powers to do something else. But I don't think you're meant for fighting, Mama. If aerated water is going to bring you down, what are you going to do when someone throws a tidal wave at you?

[Monet X Change]

Well, a tidal wave is different than air rated, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying, if you can't handle anything, a little thing of aerated water, what are you gonna do when someone hits you with lightning? What are you gonna do when someone shoots you with laser beams? What are you gonna do when someone punches you in the chest with their super strength? What are you gonna do then?

[Monet X Change]

Figure it out. But those things. I'm impervious to everything except aerated water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your power. Well, you're impervious to everything but aerated water.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are your powers?

[Monet X Change]

We can't get into powers, but I will say this. Can I tell you a toxic. This is. I realize. This is so stupid, so mature. This is y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

I know. This is so stupid. I gen. No, we can't. We cannot do the superpower generator. We go through this every.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just one power, Jacob. It's just one power. Do the one power. We're gonna find out what Monet's power is. Bring it back up, Jacob. It's literally one power. Bring it back. So just to be clear, your power, Monet, is nail manipulation. The power to manipulate your nails, whether on oneself, others, or anywhere. So, yeah, you're done. Don't fight. You should not be fighting.

[Monet X Change]

So basically, I can what, manipulate bones? Cause nails are just bo on the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

outside nails are not bones.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nails are not bones. Nails are part of your pituitary system and bones are skeletal.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. Nails are not bones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you. I just told you that nails are not. Cuz bones don't continue growing. Like they reach a point and they start deteriorating. Nails and hair. Nails and hair are, are, are, are.

[Monet X Change]

And also. And also hips and heels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, nails and hair are keratin.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the fucking keratin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why when you, when your body deteriorates, your, your nails and your hair don't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, no. Yeah. So I know this is so irrational and I know it is not true, but I just hold onto a modicum of something, right? This is so when I'm in a thunderstorm or near a thunderstorm and lightning's happening, I really be like, I hope it hits me so I can get electric powers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Martha Stewart's been hit by lightning twice and she doesn't have any superpowers

[Monet X Change]

that we know of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That we how she got out of jail, you know? Did you know she was struck by lightning two times?

[Monet X Change]

How is it. Where the fuck was she at? On some palatial farm that she has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was washing dishes and her well was struck by lightning and it traveled through her water system and it hit her.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she baked a fleet of pies on Thanksgiving.

[Monet X Change]

35 pies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had to be doing them. There's no way she baked them all on the same day. That'd be a shame.

[Jacob]

I think that's her superpower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baking baking pies in a single bound.

[Monet X Change]

Martha's gonna bake 35 pies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chocolate pecan.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let me say which ones sound good. Chocolate pecan. I could do that. Brown butter maple rum. That sounds good. Pumpkin. Fuck out of here. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your problem with pumpkin pie?

[Monet X Change]

I don't like pumpkin stuff. Cranberry nut crust. Wait. Oh, she made 14 pecan chocolate pies. A plain pecan pie can be into apple crumb. Yes. Pumpkin phyllo. Hell no. Cranberry nut crust.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what is, what is. What is file. I don't know what that is.

[Monet X Change]

Philo is a kind of dill, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I watched you. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that pumpkin pie.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Philo's a type of dough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think I. I feel like some people be putting on when they say, I don't like pumpkin pie. I just like pumpkin. The thing is, like if you will eat a sweet potato pie, a pumpkin pie are just so Similar. They don't taste the same, but they taste so similar. So if you'll eat a pumpkin, if you'll eat a sweet potato pie, you're like, I would never eat a pumpkin pie. I'm like, you're putting on.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if I'll eat a. I don't think I've ever had a sweet potato pie, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine a pumpkin pie, but sweeter.

[Monet X Change]

I never had pumpkin pie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how do you know you don't like it? You never even had it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like pumpkin. I don't like pumpkin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't taste like pumpkins.

[Monet X Change]

Then why is it called pumpkin? It's a good keyboard pie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when you say you don't like pumpkin stuff like pumpkin spice latte is not pumpkin flavored. It does not taste like. It's not. It's not flavored with pumpkins. Pumpkin spice is the spices you use when you're flavoring pumpkin.

[Monet X Change]

I've tasted a pumpkin spice thing, and it tastes like when my mom make the soup with the pumpkin in it, it tastes like pumpkin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to be clear, it's not pumpkin. The flavoring, you're. No, it does not. It tastes like pumpkin. It tastes like the flavorings you put in pumpkin flavored things.

[Monet X Change]

No, it tastes like when my mom makes bouillon, she takes pumpkin and you. It is made out of base of pumpkin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the flavoring is what's making it taste like that. It's not the pumpkin. That's. That's. That's like saying It's. It's the. The spices you're putting in pumpkin flavored things. That is pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice has no pumpkin in it. There's no. It's not meant to taste like pumpkin. It's meant to be.

[Monet X Change]

But that is a taste of it, though, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it doesn't taste like pumpkin, though. They'd be. They'd be like saying apples tastes like cinnamon. They'd be like saying my. My cinnamon apple thing. Like, when you taste cinnamon again, you're like, oh, this is what apples taste like. No, it is the thing you use to flavor the apples. But cinnamon and apples actually don't taste anything alike.

[Monet X Change]

No, pumpkin does not pumpkin because it doesn't contain any pumpkin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when something has apple cinnamon flavor, or if you taste cinnamon and sugar, you're not actually tasting apple. You're tasting the thing they use to flavor the apples when they put it in certain things.

[Monet X Change]

So when you make a pumpkin pie, what is the mushy stuff?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the Mushy stuff is pumpkin.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the flavor is coming from the spices. So the pumpkin is the texture and the flavor is the spices, which is similar to the flavors in a sweet potato pie. So sweet potato pie is like a pumpkin pie, but it's sweeter because the actual starch itself has sweetness as well. So the reason why some people prefer sweet potato pie over pumpkin pie is because it is much sweeter. Because the starch is sweeter than the starch put into a pumpkin pie. Because the pumpkin pie. Pumpkins don't really. Have you ever tasted like pumpkin before or like pumpkin seeds? You had pumpkin seeds?

[Monet X Change]

No, I have not. Pumpkin seeds?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Well, toasted pumpkin seeds don't taste like pumpkin spice stuff. It tastes kind of like. Kind of like sunflower seeds.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I still do some research on this because I didn't. Now my brain doesn't understand what's happening. I need to we on anything you can do. We just have a pumpkin tasting contest

[Bob the Drag Queen]

where who can taste pumpkin the best. Bitch, you don't even know what pumpkin tastes like. You think pumpkin tastes like nutmeg?

[Monet X Change]

No. My mom puts pumpkin in our. She puts pumpkin in our soup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I understand that, but I think that she's also flavoring it with other things and that's so.

[Monet X Change]

I'll ask her. I don't think so, though. I think she's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not putting flavoring in. She's not putting flavoring in the food.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, like, salt and pepper are like the usual things, but. But she's not using pumpkin spice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't believe so. She might. I don't think so, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but pumpkin. Pumpkin spice is not actually pumpkin. It's just the. The stuff. But I. I prefer sweet potato pie over pumpkin pie because it's also. The texture is better. It is a more. It's more solid. And pumpkin pie can be a little custardy sometime. For me, personally, I like a custard.

[Monet X Change]

I like a custard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little custard. I would not call it full on custard. It's a little. It's not like. It's not like key lime pie. It's not like the custard in the middle of the key lime pie. It's more. Or like a lemon meringue or something. It's more. It's like a. Maybe thicker for sure, but not as thick as a sweet potato piece.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. I was just in Cabo San Lucas in Los Cabos in Mexico, and Went to this one, the only gay bar there, the Chandelier Club, I think it was. And it was one of the, like, we went two nights. We went Friday night and Saturday night. On both nights, the music was that, like loud pots and pans, like circular, like, no top 40, no. Nothing else, which is fine. But the music was so not enjoyable. We couldn't even have a good time and dance. It was just not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did some drugs. That's what the music's for.

[Monet X Change]

I know. And I was not doing any drugs, so it wasn't feeling funny. The people were very nice, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why'd you do drugs?

[Monet X Change]

The drinks were a little watered down. I got two beverages. I got a vodka soda. Bitch might as well have been a glass of water. And I got a margarita the first night and it was just not good. Very watered down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I used to work at RWBY Tuesday, I remember the. I knew what they were saying, but it just used to irritate me so much and that when people would say things, I'd be like, I really wish you would speak more. Say what you mean instead of saying speaking on hyperbole. Especially when you're complaining to me about your food. You know what I mean? Like, when someone goes.

[Monet X Change]

You would say that to the customers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I would wish that I would be like. I wouldn't actually say, like, they'd be like, this soup is ice cold. And I'd be like, ice cold. I'd be, baby, it's not even room temperature. Not even. Not even room room. If I gave you room temperature soup, that would be crazy. If I gave you ice cold soup, Joe, that would be why it's not ice cold. Or I bring a drink back in. But this tastes like water. It doesn't. If I bought you this and water, you would easily be able to taste which one. Which one wasn't water?

[Monet X Change]

I'd say my tequila soda was absolutely. It was. It was basically. It was. It was water. It was water. It feel like. It feel like the soda was flat. So it's already like. Tastes like water. And they barely put any tequila. So I feel like I was just drinking a glass of water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I understand water down. There's between water down and this tastes like water. This tastes just like. They'd be like, this tastes just like water. And like, for example, when you. When you go to the Taco Bell and you drink your little drink and then you kind of forget about it, you come back to it and you're like, oh, it's watered down because the ice has melted. It is now definitely watered down, but if I went to the faucet and poured some water and it came out, I'd be like, what the fuck?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna go see Wicked again tonight. You wanna come with me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What time?

[Monet X Change]

Let's see what time of the movie the showings are. Oh, my God. You gotta come with me. I haven't seen you so long. Come hang out with me. I miss you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It depends on what time.

[Monet X Change]

I miss you. I miss you. To me, Rachel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show me to me, Rachel, show me to me, please.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, before. What the hell you got to do that you can't come?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I plan on going to the gymnasium.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, oh, my God?

[Monet X Change]

Just going to the time. You don't get to hang out with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

me a lot anymore.

[Monet X Change]

We. We haven't seen each other in so long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's by design.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, nigga on my side, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I'm glad the plan's working out perfectly. Let's keep the streak up. Let's keep the streak up.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know that song Cake up by Lil. Lil Debbie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but, like, Lil Debbie the Sand Cakes?

[Monet X Change]

No, she's a rapper. Okay. Should we go see it in prime? Okay. Okay, there's eight. There's a 10. 10 30, 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eight what?

[Monet X Change]

There's a. I can't do the 821 because I'm going to a friend's birthday little gathering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so you're. You got stuff to do. Interesting.

[Monet X Change]

But it's a 10. There's a 1030 or an 11. I'll go to any one of those that you want you like to go to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, 11. Let's 11 will give me time to do stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Should I buy tickets for both of us at City Walk? Well, it's gonna be out at City Walk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that. Is that universal?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean. Okay, I wanna be clear. I think that you and I are, like, famous, but not enough that we couldn't be like, I'm at the movies. That's like that. Like, girl, you really. You really.

[Monet X Change]

You really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You really. That was wild. That was crazy. Even if this was live even, bitch, we have to beg people to come to our show. Not beg. We have to be like, come, come. Like, that was.

[Monet X Change]

I'm acting like Ariana and Cynthia were going together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was gaggy. But he's like, oh, well, do you, like. It could be like, you and I

[Monet X Change]

could literally be on live and be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, we're going to Mickey's. And honestly, it would probably. It would be fine. It would Be fine.

[Monet X Change]

Do you like to sit close or far or in the middle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like to sit dab smack in the middle. So you know, when the upstairs area separates from the downstairs area. I like to sit in the mezzanine and the first row.

[Monet X Change]

Well, someone looks like they're sitting there

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and we need three tickets.

[Monet X Change]

Why three?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a nephew.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, camion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

Camion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me ask him if he wants to go.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Because if I buy this again to come, guess who's paying for it? You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's not true, nigga.

[Monet X Change]

I. I had the keys to the account. I will debit that motherfucker directly back into my account. So now what's good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's your. And I. And I. And I have it too. I'll just read that.

[Monet X Change]

We'll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll just be spitting back in each other's mouths. Back and forth. Honey. Honey buns.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Cam, is Camille seen already?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Came here. Ain't going to see no damn Wicked without someone telling him to. Want to see a movie tonight? Question mark, send. He'll be like, yeah. Cameron's always like, sure. Cameron is very like, let's do it.

[Monet X Change]

Can I say something that's. I don't know. I don't know. This is problematic. People are going to be mad at me for this. I'm gonna say it. So, like, I love this. My favorite seat in a movie theater is like the. The aisle in front, like with the wheelchair accessible ones. So I'll buy the wheelchair accessible seats and obviously if someone needs them, I will, like, get up expeditiously. But no one ever. I've never been experienced when I bought them. If someone wants those seats. But I love getting those seats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe they're, like, afraid to tell you. Maybe. Cause they think that you're also handicapped and they're like, oh, there's already a handicapped person sitting there.

[Monet X Change]

No, but normally the other ones are empty too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are. Okay, that's. That's convenient. Like every time. Every time I've ever gone to the movie theater. Every. It's just convenient.

[Jacob]

Also, you're not. You already bought the seat and they see online where the seats are. So it's not like someone's going to come in and need your seat because they've already looked online and seen that it's taken by somebody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe they're just assuming, wow, a handicapped person already has the seat.

[Monet X Change]

No, because when you click it, the disclaimer comes up and it says, you're selected a seat reserved for companions of guests in Wheelchairs. If you're not accompanying a guest in a wheelchair or do not have a disability that requires use of. That requires the use of the seat you will be asked to move to accommodate guests for whom the seat is reserved and cannot guarantee it. So they let you know you can buy does walk in, and they have. They need to use it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how can they. How are they going to prove that you're. I mean, are these seats only for people in wheelchairs or is it for

[Monet X Change]

people wheelchair seeds that I cannot buy? Then you have ones like, let's say my friend is in a wheelchair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They can.

[Monet X Change]

They can sit in that and they can wheel up to the empty spot and I can sit next to them. That's what. That's what these seats are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there aren't seats for people who have disability that aren't in wheelchairs?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't. I don't think so. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. But also, you can go to the rail without sitting in a handicap seat. Like, if you sit at the. At the front mezzanine seat, you can still have a railing. You don't have to sit next to.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want the railing. I want nothing in front of me because they're usually on the flat landing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am going to say that is problematic. Is it?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it is. I think it is.

[Monet X Change]

I literally, I'm complying with what they're saying. They're saying, hey, you rejected. If someone needs it, you have to get up. I'm like, absolutely, 1,000%. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like parking in a handicap spot.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's simple. It's not. Not.

[Monet X Change]

No, there are handicapped seats. These are for someone who is not handicapped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I understand you're complaining to someone next to the person in the handicapped seats, but I'm wondering if people online are like, oh, that spot's already taken. They're like, that's what I'm saying. Online, when they're buying tape, they're like, oh, someone's already sitting there. Like, there's already someone in that seat. So we're not going to go because the seat's already taken. So we'll just get a different ticket to a different movie theater.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does that make sense?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't think that's how it works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why wouldn't.

[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

But wouldn't it make sense if you're online, you're like, oh, we're going to get these seats. But, oh, but it's already taken. So I'm not going to show up and ask anyone because the seat's gone already. That's why I think it's a little problematic.

[Monet X Change]

See, I'll roll up and I'll be like, you got to get up because you don't need the seat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To me, I don't think you would do that.

[Monet X Change]

I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You always say you do something, but you're not.

[Monet X Change]

What I would do is I would. I would get the usher. I would get that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what you.

[Monet X Change]

I would get the usher because you'd

[Bob the Drag Queen]

be paid to be like. I would roll up and be like. I would say this. You know, that is so toxic. When I get on the plane, I wish somebody would be sitting in my seat.

[Monet X Change]

We talked about this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm always like, I hope someone is sitting in my seat.

[Monet X Change]

Like, okay, this is different. You like, you want this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope for the conversation. I want the conversation.

[Monet X Change]

I don't recognize that part. Can I tell you I bought a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

new douche Because I am the kind of person who'd be like, well, I wouldn't say that. I would be like, you're. That's my seat.

[Monet X Change]

Seat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're in my seat. There have been a few times where I have. Where me and the person were in the. Where me and the person actually had the same seat assignment. Like, we actually both had the same. And I was ready to be like, you're gone. But we both literally had the same seat assignment. Stepping one time.

[Monet X Change]

Well, so I'm gonna get tickets. So came out is not going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've not yet. That had a response from Time.

[Monet X Change]

I think it'll be fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Neon But I believe that he on his phone at some point.

[Monet X Change]

All right, we gotta go. Have a good night, babe. I'll see you later at the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye.