The One About Customer Service

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Customer Service"

Date: August 27, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Theme: A hilarious, sharp, and candid exploration of the highs and lows of customer service, spiced with personal stories about awkward service interactions, confrontations with businesses, and a healthy dose of friendly sabotage between podcast co-hosts.

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Episode Overview

Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen use their signature wit and chemistry to dissect the realities of customer service – from frustrating experiences at art pickup spots to miscommunications at comedy clubs, awkward Airbnb accusations, and even the secret drama of Uber reviews. The discussion is sprinkled with banter, a touch of shade, and the recurring theme of 'corporate aggression'—email etiquette when things get heated.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Customer Service Nightmares: Personal Stories

Monét’s Art Pickup Fiasco

• Monét recounts an annoying, drawn-out experience picking up artwork in Inglewood—struggling with unclear signage, unhelpful staff, and a confusing location that doubled as a petting zoo.
  • "It's like a hodgepodge of signs. There's, like, no clear sign where to go..." (04:05)
  • Emphasizes escalating tension via passive-aggressive emails — the build from “please advise” to “may I suggest clear signage…”
  • Bob highlights the escalation: “I think that ‘please advise’ was like, not spicy but like maybe Tajín… then ‘clearly states’ is like cholula… ‘May I suggest’… now we are in full on Tabasco.” (06:58)
• Monét’s takeaway: She won’t be going back, but the point-by-point debrief is both hilarious and relatable.

Bob’s Comedy Club Communication Breakdown

• Bob details the drama at a San Diego comedy club where showtimes, setup, and overtime led to a stern message from the club videographer.
  • Reads out the full corporate-stern text (“Very disappointed in how everything went last night…”), laying bare how mixed signals and misaligned expectations spiral into conflict. (10:01–13:59)
  • Bob: “First of all, we did not ask you to come in early. You chose to come in early...” (11:00)
• Both hosts crack up over the absurdity of 'name and shame' in emails and texts over minor things, dissecting the different “spice levels” of professional communication.

2. Service Ratings: The Judgment Game

Airbnb & Uber Reviews

• Monét tells the saga of a false cocaine accusation at an Airbnb (really just protein powder) and the lingering impact of a negative review:
  • "Unfortunately, these guests were problematic from the beginning..." (27:25)
  • Monét voices her frustration with the Airbnb safety team's vague but stressful follow-up.
• Uber rating deep-dive: Both hosts out themselves with less-than-perfect scores, then unravel the mystery of their one-star ratings, debating what could have ticked off those drivers.
  • Both read their Uber stats: "I have 457 five star reviews." – Bob (31:32), Monét: "I have 454."
  • Jacob shares a wild story of Bob getting out of an Uber after a driver refused to move his seat. (32:28–33:09)
  • Discussion expands to altercations with Uber drivers over route choices and even the etiquette of closing the driver partition in a taxi.

3. Boundary-Pushing, Teasing, and Petty Hijinks

• A classic sibling rivalry: Monét steals Bob's pillow, prompting playful claims and raised stakes.
  • "This bitch took my pillow." (23:16)
  • "It's on. It's on. After this little pit stop stunt. It’s on, bitch." – Bob (23:24)
• Banter over clothing, drag con stories, and who gets the ‘grand entrance’ on tour highlight their competitive but loving dynamic.

4. Social Commentary: Language, Race, and “N-word” Usage in Drag Culture

• Open and nuanced talk about the politics of the N-word, recalling moments in drag and comedy circles where non-Black artists have crossed lines (“Sandra Bernhardt called Mariah Carey n*ggerish...”).
  • Bob: “Whenever I see Sandra Bernhardt, that is all I can think about.” (16:10)
  • Explores the discomfort when white friends laugh at private Black banter, and the distrust of those who are comfortable using the N-word publicly or privately.

5. Beauty, Modification, and Body Image

• Cosmetic procedures: Bob and Monét candidly assess getting tattoos, microblading, freckles, and even liposuction.
  • “People that say tattoos don’t hurt, y’all are fucking lying.” – Monét (43:51)
  • Monét shares her experience with cosmetic freckles and the disappointment when they faded: “I’m very mad that they’ve faded so quickly.” (43:10)
• The conversation tumbles into body image—stretch marks, skin softness, and the “pain” of beauty treatments versus surgical options.

6. The Eternal Debate: Who’s the Headliner?

• A long-running bit: Who headlines their joint shows?
  • Bob accuses Monét of always wanting the last entrance; Monét playfully reframes it as alphabetical order (“Bob and Monet”).
  • “But Monét goes on, and she wants to… she wants to get like, ooh, I’m the big entrance... Monet wants to be the finale." – Bob (65:04)
  • Their rivalry is loving, and both own their diva moments.

7. The Aspen Vacation: The Battle for the Best Room

• Bob, Monét, and their crew battle over the biggest room during a group trip; Jacob helps mediate the retelling.
  • “But Mon let her man who didn’t pay for nothing… not a nothing on the trip.” – Bob (69:12)
  • Hilarious play-by-play of how the "big room" was claimed and who really deserved it.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Corporate Aggression:
  “Please advise is like as per my last email… that’s very corporate like shots fired.” – Bob (05:42)
• Service Drama Escalation:
  “Each person is escalating more. I think that ‘please advise’ was like, was like not spicy but like maybe Tajín…” – Bob (06:58)
• Uber Stand-Offs:
  “If I don’t like what you’re doing, I will just get out of the Uber…” – Bob (32:07)
• Sibling Antics:
  “This bitch took my pillow.” – Bob (23:16)
  “And she is on the right side of history. She’s facing the right side of history today.” – Monét (23:31)
• N-word Context:
  "If you will say this in front of me, I’m a Black person—you say that, like, what are you saying to other white people when no black people around?" – Monét (22:10)
• Showbiz Humility (or lack thereof):
  “I’m okay with you being my opening act. I’m okay with that.” – Monét (65:04)
• Absurdly Honest:
  “I will replace my teeth when they start falling or breaking.” – Bob (52:36)
• TMI Beauty Talk:
  “For a month, you’re uncomfortable… Like, it’s uncomfortable to just be strong [after lipo surgery].” – Monét (53:56)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Customer Service & Art Pickup Story: 03:25–08:09
• Bob’s Comedy Club Conflict: 08:09–15:13
• Race & Language in Comedy/Drag: 15:45–22:23
• Sibling Hijinks – The Pillow: 22:49–23:47
• Airbnb False Accusations: 26:42–28:49
• Uber Review Deep Dive: 29:24–33:09
• Petty Vacation Room Drama: 66:11–70:07
• Beauty Modifications & Tattoo Talk: 43:10–46:27
• Closing Rivalry – Who’s the Headliner?: 62:51–66:08

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Tone and Style

The episode is classic Sibling Rivalry: electric, sassy, self-deprecating, sometimes shady, and always candid. Monét and Bob’s on-mic chemistry makes even the pettiest complaints irresistibly funny, and their willingness to candidly address topics from customer service to the nuances of Black queer culture round out a fast, funny, and surprisingly insightful chat.

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If you want lots of laughs, honest hot takes on customer service, and a peek inside the real-life rivalry and friendship of two drag icons, this episode delivers!

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet x Change and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Monet pulls off the heist of the century.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about about customer service and.

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We found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have these problems with people, Bob. I don't fight with people like this. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a fucking troll. I can't stand you.

[Monet X Change]

Is that a pillow behind your head?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's my chair. I got a new office chair.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like really comfortable.

[Monet X Change]

It looks like a pillow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess it is technically a pillow.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's like the top Part of the chair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just much more comfortable, and it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Doesn'T really fit the motif of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of my office, but I really feel comfortable in it.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't you just get one in black?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This one didn't come in black.

[Monet X Change]

What were the color options? Maybe I can give you some guidance.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

White and cream.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. And I chose cream. Fluorescent beige, literally.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

And I chose cream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, you know, it is what it is.

[Monet X Change]

It is what it is. Oh, my God. What did I do today? What did I do today? I went down to Andy and I. Oh, my God, Andy. I had such an annoying situation this morning. Andy and I, we drove to Inglewood. Got to pick up some artwork that was done for me in Inglewood. And so I tried to call this guy over the weekend. No response. So I hit up my interior design. I was like, hey, I'm trying to figure out the artwork I could pick up, but the guy's not answering. So he's like, I'm put you on an email chain with him. Emails a guy, his thing says, we're open Monday through Friday, 8am to 3pm Come by anytime. Go to Inglewood. Y' all. Don't know y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

It's on a Monday morning. Going from the Valley to Inglewood is an hour trip, right? So get there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you screaming at us? We didn't. We didn't schedule this.

[Monet X Change]

It's like a hodgepodge of signs. There's, like, no clear sign where to go, where. I rang, I knocked on Wanda. No one's answering. Then there's like, another space with, like, Komodo dragons and lizards and, like. And like, an animal shop that goes live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, live or, like, pictures of live.

[Monet X Change]

Like, it's almost like a zoo. Like a petting zoo or something like that with the same name of the printing place. I'm like, so I guess the thing. So I go there. We're knocking. There's loud music playing at 8:00 in the morning. Knock on the door, no one's answering. So then I go to the car place next door, and I knock, and I call the number in the car place. There's also the car for the place. I'm picking up the artwork. Just rings. No one answers. So I called the car place. I was like, hey, I'm trying to get in touch with someone when this printing place next door, like, do you have any idea what I do? What you should do? He's like, well, there's a buzzer on the other end of the building. If you press that, they'll respond to you. But in the meantime I had emailed the guy like, hey, I'm at your spot. Drove here an hour from, from, from the valley. Like can you advise me where I should go? Someone does assist me, get the things on my way. Then I get an email driving back, I get an email that says this fuck. Of course when you're trying to find an email, you can't find a goddamn email. Oh, I get an email that goes, hello, it clearly states come to the roll up and ring the bell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coming in hot.

[Monet X Change]

Coming in hot girl. And I said just to give context, I said I'm hello, hello person. I'm at your store and everything is open, but no one's coming to the front. I've driven an hour here. Please advise Monet. He says, hello, please let me advise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So office aggressive. That's corporate aggressive talk. Please advise is like as per my last email is very, like, like that's very you, you can't, you didn't know that's corporate. That's corporate like shots fired.

[Monet X Change]

That's not coming in hot though. I said please advise what to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're not coming in hot, but it is corporate shots fired though.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, I could hear that. I, I can see that. And he goes, it clearly says coming to the rollup and ring the bell if the gate is closed. Not sure why you would open the gate and walk through, then leave and, and leave the gate open though. The gate he's referring to was a, like, you know the things when stuff comes on freight on a pallet like the wooden thing. Yeah, that was in front of a thing, another wall, but it was already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sliding like a little wooden pallet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it was already slid open. We just literally slithered through and tried to get the place with the komodo dragons and things and no one responded. So I remember were you buying a Komodo dragon? No, they just have like a petting zoo at this printing place for this thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's bizarre like, like clothing printing or like printing paper.

[Monet X Change]

It was an artwork. Artwork printed on, on glass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you going by the artwork? You said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So then I said, may I suggest clear signage and adage that states your walk up option.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The myriad y' all are, each person is escalating more. I think that please advise was like, was like not spicy but like maybe Tajin. It was tangy and then clearly states is like cholula. And I think what did you, how did yours start? May I advise what is it?

[Monet X Change]

May I suggest okay, now we are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In full on Tabasco.

[Monet X Change]

Franks. Frank's red hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Frank. We're getting toward habanero peppers pretty soon.

[Monet X Change]

May I suggest clear signage and adage that states your walk up option. The myriad of vague dilapidated signs and doors are confusing. Also, I apologize about leaving your gate open. I wasn't aware that pallets are now considered gays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you put gate. Was that your marks?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Have a good day. Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you. Are you planning on going back to this place?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not going back to this place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, my whole thing is like, if we've done our business, why do you need to take email me being like, I don't know why you would think it'd be like, girl, what is happening?

[Monet X Change]

I was gagged. I was like, not on a Monday morning, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had one of these situations today, too. Today, yeah. Technically, yeah. What was your situation?

[Monet X Change]

What was your situation today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So last night I went down to San Diego to do a show and it was Taylor Tyler. Can you text me that. That image of the text?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last night I went to go do a show in San Diego and I was filming it for some YouTube stuff. I was filming the YouTube stuff. You can text to me.

[Monet X Change]

I have to copy paste because this is how long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I had to film some stuff for. For a YouTube video that I'm doing. I was filming myself doing some standup comedy, and I am going to spread it out over multiple weeks. So I had to keep changing clothes. So I had my friend Solomon Giorgio host the show. I would go in the back, I would change clothes. And so we rec. We were like, hey, I'm like, when you go to comedy clubs, these people are used to a comedian showing up.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

In a t shirt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like 10 minutes before the show starts. I need to be in there two hours before the show starts to start getting ready. You know how this works?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They told. I was told that there was like, we're gonna be able to get in at 4 o'. Clock. We're driving down. The guy's like, I'm not coming at 4 o'. Clock. He said, I'm not getting there to 4:45 or 5 o'. Clock. And he was like, but we can come in early. I said, okay, thank you so much. He was there. He let us in. And in their defense, the show did go over, but I was like, I need to get all my. I need to get all the footage. Like, I have one day to shoot all this stuff, baby. The text that was sent let me.

[Monet X Change]

Just Read it, Read it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me hear it from the videographer who ended up going over.

[Monet X Change]

But it's another person from the comedy club. This is a videographer you've hired?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. He works with the comedy club.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, in. In their defense, I would say we went 45 minutes over, but we didn't realize. But I didn't. So it was not communicated to me. I don't know who told them was a 90 minute show. I did not say it was a 90 minute show.

[Monet X Change]

All I said is stand up for a headliner to do a 90 minute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I didn't know that. I did not know that it was. They were. They were totally gonna be 90 minutes. I was like, I need to get all my stuff. So I did not know that. Who told them was 90 minutes. Maybe they just assumed industry standard is 90 minutes. I. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know. Right? But. But then also, like, the guy came up to TAYLOR @. @ 45 minutes.

[Monet X Change]

This is the videographer still.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the. The venue manager. He's like, got it. He's like, panicking. He's like, you need. You gotta get. You guys. You gotta get off. It's 45 minutes over. And I was like, why did he say something? Why did he wait till 45 minutes till it was, like, in panic territory? That's. That's. That's not. That's not the point. This is the text message that was sent. Very disappointed how everything went down last night. Gaby, we're coming in full. On what? Ghost Pepper. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Very disappointed. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How everything went last night. I arrived over an hour early, which I never do because typically I only need about 30 minutes to set up. But I wanted to get there early just to make sure everything was dialed in and ready to go. First of all, we did not ask you to come in early. You chose to come in early. I want to be very clear. I never asked the videographer to come in earlier than his normal thing. That. Baby, that was you. Baby, that was you. Everything ready to go? I met with Bob and Taylor to discuss the show and what I'd be doing, but at no point was I ever told the show would go 140 minutes. The club manager and the employees had no idea as well. All of them were not happy as well. I've shot there over 10 years since the club opened, and not once have I had an issue where a show would go 45 minutes over. In some cases, shows go over five or 10 minutes, but that's Pretty rare or what happened last night was very disrespectful to me, the club, the manager and the employees. At one point the manager and I was signaling to Bob and Solomon to end the show as it's gone way over expected time. There's even a, there's even a red in light install that turns on when there's five minutes left. And that was completely disregarded. I want to be clear. I did not see that light. I did not ask for that light. I did not see them signaling for us to get off stage. That I never saw any of that. I was not ignoring them. I was not disregarding them. I never saw that again. We could probably, we probably could have worked around that if we would have known that was going to, going to go on. But to be completely left in the dark and in my opinion was very rude and unprofessional. The manager and the employees anticipate the show lasting 90 minutes. So drinks are only served for the first hour. Then after that they close everyone's tab in preparation of ending the show. But the customers sat around for another hour and a half without drinks as we all anticipated the show lasting 90 minutes. I know that if I went to a comedy club and I had to sit around for another hour and a half without a drink, I would not be happy with the situation and I would not feel inclined to tip generously, which I'm sure, which I'm sure the employees felt when they collected their receipts at the end of the show. The, the, the amount you I quoted was for 90 minutes, not for 140 minutes after a breakdown. Didn't leave until 9:30. So between getting there early and leaving late, I was there for a total of four hours. I usually, I, I, I usually show up 30 minutes early. Again, I did not ask you to show up early if you chose to do that to get, to get set up and that's factored in into the pricing. But if I would have known the show was going to go 140 minutes, my fee would have been more than that. I, I, what I called a jaw. All of this could have been avoided with proper communication from Bob and Taylor, but nothing was relayed to at, to us at any point. That's not a good way to do that.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor catches shab. Taylor catches charade with any club or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Person or any video person. I hope you understand my frustration and the frustration of every employee he had in the club last night. All of us worked very hard last night that every customer as well as the comedians were Taken care of and provided the best service possible. For something like this to happen is very hurtful. Now I want to be clear. People were not leaving the club.

[Monet X Change]

Angry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People were in a good mood. No one was mad. One of the waiters came back and was like, just so you know, your crowd tips very well. Which I am always told they're like, your crowd tips very well. Everyone knows girls, gays and they tip well.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. As a whole. Yeah. When you pull straight out of the group very well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. When you pull straight, but out of the group, tips go up.

[Monet X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My experience.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why at Lucky Change, like I got tips so much money because always girls, gays and A's coming. Lucky Changs. But I was like, this is an insane text message to say.

[Monet X Change]

But that sense of message, you open it, you click it, that shit opens up in a fucking new tab.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy. That's why, bitch. That looks like one of them. That's one of them. Oh, eureka. Text Monet. Am I lying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I lie?

[Monet X Change]

Did I lie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, I was like, this feels insane. None of this was laid to me last. None of this was related to me last night. Not a single.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I wish. Wish he would have came to you with that. That night I and Taylor should have been there recording, cuz I would love to see that interaction.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I just remember thinking to myself, like, I didn't ask you to show up early. I. I was, I'm sorry that this was not communicated. I thought it was communicated. I was annoyed that y' all didn't show up. When we asked y' all to show up at 4 o' clock to let me in. He ended up making down to like by 4:20 or 4:20 and, and let us in. But I was like, this feels like a lot. Very disrespectful, disgusting behavior. Very niggerish behavior. No, he didn't say all that. He did not say that.

[Monet X Change]

He. He did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did not say that.

[Monet X Change]

You've been on, you've been on a niggerish kick recently. You. You have been loving the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know why? It's because I remembered that Sandra Bernhardt called Mariah Carey niggerish.

[Monet X Change]

And Bernhardt, the New York City Jewish lady?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. She said that Mariah Carey was acting very niggerish and that whenever I see Sandra Bernhardt, that is all I can think about.

[Monet X Change]

When was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a while back. But all I can whenever I think of, see her, no matter how funny she is, no matter what. I've only met her one time, but All I can think of myself is one time you call Mariah Carey niggerish. That is all. That's all I can see when I think of her. I can't think of anything else niggerish.

[Monet X Change]

One time on stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On stage. It wasn't in a tweet, it wasn't in private, it wasn't on a microphone.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't found audio, chain gang, black guys, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is all I can think about.

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When I see her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't think of anything else involve.

[Monet X Change]

You just ruined Sandra Bernhardt for me. Thank you so much. What a courtesy you've given me today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see what else I can ruin after this break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So while we're here, Monique.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I want to say about some more, some other niggerish behavior. So this is back. Back when DW because y' all know one of my besties, dejuan and I went to college together and then we were somewhere, I think we were in the caf or somewhere and I just said to Dejuan like. Cause you know dejuan is way more. Especially back then, dejuan was way smaller than me. So we're doing something. And I said I forgot what the comment was. But I was like, yeah what? I called him a nigglet. Like little nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then this white girl who used to hang out with us, she found it so funny she could fall laughing. And dejuan the way dejuan read this girl because she was laughing at him. Me calling him a nigglet will always live in my head rent free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ill you don't want to say it.

[Monet X Change]

I know. But he was mad that she was laughing. He's like, bitch, what the fuck you laughing at? What's so funny? You laughing at the word nigglet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I want to predict what people are going to be saying. But you didn't have a problem with Sharing Needles, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sharon Needles is not my friend. I am not friends with Sharon Needles. I do not talk to her. We are not buddies. We do not work together, me and. Sure, you don't have any. And now you're gonna be like, eureka. The moment Eureka came to our podcast, I was like, you remember time you said, my, my. And. And when I see Eureka, it's all I can think about. It's all I can think about. I can't think of anything else.

[Monet X Change]

The other queen that I've alluded to, I won't say that name that I used to say. Used to say the N word. And Bob told me to record her doing it. Every time I see her, that's what. That's all I think about, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's all I can think about.

[Monet X Change]

Why is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's revealing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think if you were seeing in front of me, what are you saying behind my back? My brain. If you want to say the N word in front of me, what do you say when I'm not around, girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sandra Bornhardt will say it on stage with cameras filming her, knowing it's going to be recorded for posterity. Yeah, posterity.

[Monet X Change]

That's correct.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, that. My brain goes. If you will say this in front of me, I'm a black person. You say that like, what are you saying to other white people when no black people around? That's what I think about. But yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's up with this jacket? Where's it from? It looks like it's really expensive or something, but. But, like.

[Monet X Change]

So this is the jacket. I wore this jacket for DragCon 2019 when I had the blonde dreads. That. That picture of me when Trixie had first launched you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, stop fucking with me.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop fucking with me.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, stop fucking with me, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about I'm.

[Monet X Change]

What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bring my motherfucking pillow back to. What pillow, Monet? How did you get my pillow? What pillow, Taylor? Did you give her this pillow?

[Monet X Change]

What pillow?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has my pillow. What pillow, Monet? I'm not dumb, bitch. Oh, this? Come look at this, Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

This pillow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This bitch took my pillow. What are you laughing at? This.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, this pillow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's on. It's on. It's on. It's on. After this little pit stop stunt. It's on, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

And she is on the right side of history. She's facing the right side of history today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you just take that just now?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Nene. Wow. That's crazy. That's insane.

[Monet X Change]

This has been the top of the episode. We are 19 minutes in now. Now a warning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a troll. You're such a fucking troll. I can't stand you. You're so irritating.

[Monet X Change]

Troll versus troll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talk about your fucking jacket, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yes. That woman's jacket. 2019. It was the year. That is a picture. There's a year I remember this dragcon. It was the year Trixie had launched Trixie Cosmetics. And she was going down the pink carpet on her thing. Mind her own business on that. Remember when it was like a little merry go round ride she had and me just being rambunctious and crazy. It was like a car version of her lipstick. It was like a tube of lipstick and she was riding it like a car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then Trixie was doing her thing. I just. I burst through the thing that was late and I just jump on the back of her thing and there's a picture of me on the back of it. Like woo. Trixie. Like so. Cause she thought like a fan was attacking her. Anyway, I wanted some draggers. Drag my fans. Huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're not a fan?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't Trixie with a fan.

[Monet X Change]

Hmm. And I wore. With my blonde dreads. I wore this and like some, some booty shorts and like a wife beater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And so you had some kid in.

[Monet X Change]

La, Some kid in New York just. I paid. He distressed it. I love the jacket. It's not. It's like, it's like from vintage. And he just bought it and distressed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you in drag?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was in drag. That's Calvin Klein. Oh, Calvin Klein jacket is not that crazy, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Also it's vintage. It was thrifted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To those of you who've ever struggled to buy Calvin Klein Monet, that's literally nothing to her.

[Monet X Change]

I know you struggled to take off this, this damn makeup stain on your. On your, on your, on your left shoulder. How about you handle that struggle about that? Yes, I'm.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I really love. And I really love this.

[Monet X Change]

No, the other day I came in and you were doing something and Taylor and I were on the other side. You keep it too warm in that, in that fucking space. Like you have other people working. You have to be considerate of other people. You can't have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't be considerate. I left the airport.

[Monet X Change]

That's right, Jacob, y'. All. Let's see. Jacob was like this. It's Too. You have to be considerate. You just because you like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm considerate. I'm freezing in my own fucking studio where I pay the fucking rent, bitch. I'm considering.

[Monet X Change]

Bob wants his face at 80 degrees. There's like 19 people working there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm being considerate. We had a full house today and I did not turn the air off. I kept the air on and I decided to put a hoodie on. A little, you know, thing on myself. So how much more considered do you want me to be?

[Monet X Change]

I think this pillow looks so nice in here. Don't you think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet? You know I'm petty, so I'm just saying, whatever happens next, you bought it on yourself.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, speaking of Karen behavior, I gotta read. There's an update to me and Andy's fucking. Fucking Airbnb Fortune 4 turns.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fortune. Fortunes. Oh, my God, that was insane. That was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

So we thought it was. First, first of all, that lady's comment. Oh, my God, her comment lives on on my page.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What lady's comment?

[Monet X Change]

The lady who at Costa Rica that filed a complaint that me and Andy were doing cocaine in the Airbnb because it was fucking protein powder. She left a review on my fucking page that's gonna affect me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the protein powder's not white.

[Monet X Change]

It is. It is white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like cream. It's like cream usually, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I don't fucking know what her fucking issue is, girl, but I've never.

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[Monet X Change]

This, this, this is what Debbie said about me. Unfortunately, these guests were problematic from the beginning. After refusing to pay for damages, Airb. Thankfully, we could not recommend passing on them as guests. Enough malicious and false reviews were threatened. Bitch, you threatened the false reviews. Oh, fucking Debbie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Uber.

[Monet X Change]

And then like yesterday, literally yesterday, they sent me an email saying, hi, Kevin, I'm already annoyed. Call me Kevin. This is Bella from Airbnb Safety Team. You're reaching out regarding a recent reservation associated with your account. While we're unable to share specific details at this stage, we're currently reviewing a potential safety related incident that may have occurred during this day. As part of this process, we'd like to give you the opportunity to share any relevant information. Do you recall anything unusual or out of the ordinary taking place during your reservation? If so, we'd appreciate your account of what happened. So I said, was this about. Are you referring to Costa Rica? Bella said we can't share any details about what reservation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you done pissed somebody off, girl.

[Monet X Change]

It's fucking Debbie. And of course, she's a white woman. Some white woman with blonde hair in Uvita Costa Rica.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that an assumption or you know.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

I know. She gotta see her picture. Should I. Should I show it? No. I'm gonna get probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, do. No Monet. That's too much. That's too much.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I want to so bad, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be. That would be insane.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like. Yes, it'd be too much. How about that? It'd be way too much. Didn't you have a thing where you were going through where, like, you were getting bad Uber reviews based on, like, someone else using your Uber or something?

[Monet X Change]

That wasn't me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, no, someone was using your Uber and you were getting bad reviews because you. Because they were. It was a company. Was it Patrick?

[Jacob]

Yeah. Maybe it was somebody in your family.

[Monet X Change]

None of my family is in my company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or did Patrick get some bad reviews or something?

[Monet X Change]

My me girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your Uber rating?

[Monet X Change]

My Uber rating? It's like 4.7 or something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like you should get your rating before you. Before. Do you get. Do they rate you after you tip?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. My. My uber rating is 4.76.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hmm. I'd be embarrassed if I was you.

[Monet X Change]

What's yours?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

How do you verify? Oh, yeah, Jacob, you're muted. Is he talking?

[Jacob]

We're gonna play a little game. We're gonna go to Uber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Jacob]

You're going to go to account.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Account.

[Jacob]

And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Jacob]

And then settings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, great. And then you're going to scroll. Yeah.

[Jacob]

Privacy. And then it says, see summary of how you use Uber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See summary of how you use Uber. I already know that I'm that. Okay, see, summary is going to be.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Jacob]

No, no, not this. See, it should say, explore your data.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now explore your data.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I have data tracking.

[Jacob]

You're going to scroll down to ratings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait. All I see is Offers data tracking ads. Ads on rise. Gender identity, device location, Live location, Account deletion. Okay, I can pull it up for you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I'm in my ratings.

[Jacob]

And you can see how many stars of each type you've gotten.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do they write. Do they write reviews? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

This is what I was trying to do. And Jacob can't do no technology.

[Jacob]

And then you're gonna quit because you know.

[Monet X Change]

Because he don't listen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. All right, when I read us your. We got. Okay. One by one. How many?

[Monet X Change]

One.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many?

[Monet X Change]

Five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Start at the bottom and go to the top. How many? How many? Or do you want to start at fives and go down to the ones?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Five.

[Monet X Change]

How many five star ratings you have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have 457 five star reviews.

[Monet X Change]

I have 454.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many four star reviews?

[Monet X Change]

15.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have 17.

[Monet X Change]

How many? Three star.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Three.

[Monet X Change]

I have seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many? Two star.

[Monet X Change]

Four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have three.

[Monet X Change]

And how many one stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And finally, rounding up the end. I have 21 star reviews.

[Monet X Change]

Same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did I do to get a one star review?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I wish. I wish it would show you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, one time. What was it, Jacob? Were you with me one time? I mean, I. I will. If I don't like what you're doing, I will just get out of the Uber. I can't. I would just get out and leave you. If they're driving recklessly or anything, If I don't like the music, if I don't like the vibes, if I don't like your attitude, I'll just get out. Say, just.

[Jacob]

There's one time we got into a car and the driver had his seat really far back and Bob said, can you move your seat forward? And he said no. And Bob said, well, it's been nice. And we got out of the car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, he was blasting his music. Blasting his music. He was leaning Monet. This man was in the backseat.

[Monet X Change]

I know those. I hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To the point where even Jacob could not fit behind him. Like, am I lying, Jacob?

[Jacob]

I mean, I could have fit, but it would have not have been comfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then. So Jacob would have had to sit in the middle seat and I would have had to sit behind the, the passenger seat. And I was like, can you lean forward please so that, so we can sit back here. And he was like, nah.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, what city was this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was right in Hollywood.

[Monet X Change]

Work. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guys.

[Monet X Change]

For doing what? Blow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was on someone else's account.

[Monet X Change]

Was it my account?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was me. And what's his name? He was that guy who loves musical theater. He worked at Pieces.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, don't talk about. So wait, you know, let's take a break and we'll. Tell me more about this guy.

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[Monet X Change]

I ain't talking about the guy that loves Ethel Merman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not him. He was. He was. He was the hairless one, right?

[Monet X Change]

He loves. I forget his name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the hairy one who is now Ethel Fuhrman. Is his drag name with a mustache. No, this was a different one. I think he might have been a composer. Anyway, I can't remember his name.

[Monet X Change]

Name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he was in an Uber. We were headed uptown, and he asked the driver, he goes, can you take the west side Highway? And the driver said, no, I'm gonna take 10. Yeah. And he was like, I would really prefer you take the west side Highway.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I. And I was like, no, I'm gonna take 10. And I was like, why can't you just take the route he wants to take? Like, he's paying for the ride. Why can't you take the ride that he wants to take? And the guy was like, this is my car. I don't have to take any route. I don't want to take. And I was like, yeah, but this is. This is his ride. Like, I just don't understand why you won't give him the ride that he wants on this journey. And the guy was like, if you don't want to be in my car, you don't have to be in his car. I said, let me out. I said, let me out, honey. Actually, no, I think he asked the guy to take 10 and he wanted to take the west side highway, whatever it was. But I. But actually, I vividly remember because he stopped the car and pulled over and kicked me out on the west side Highway.

[Monet X Change]

In prison?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, just me.

[Monet X Change]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other guy was like, I'm not getting out of the car.

[Monet X Change]

Work. He was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, I want my ride home.

[Monet X Change]

In solidarity. I would have gotten out with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then one time in this taxi. Driver. This is obviously way back. This taxi driver, he was in the front seat doing something. I didn't want to hear his music or something, so I closed the part. I closed the thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He opened it. I said, I want to. I want this clothes. I close it again. This man opened it again. I was like, this is insane. I just don't want to experience what you were doing up there. Whether you talk on the phone or whatever. I just didn't want to hear it, girl. He is driving with his hand on the thing. So I can't close it again.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's. That's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One hand here. One hand here. So that I can't open it.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, let me. I said. I was in full drag on the way. Lucky Chad said, let me out of the car. Let me out of this car. Let me out. He was like, no, we're finished the trip. I said, we're not finishing the trip.

[Monet X Change]

Trip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He goes, no, we're gonna finish the trip.

[Monet X Change]

I said, you're gonna host the situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I open. So I opened the door while the car was driving, and I was like, you guys, stop this car. I opened the door. The door was. The door was open while he was driving down the street, fully open, and then he stopped. I got out.

[Monet X Change]

You're a bestie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have these problems with people, Bob. I don't fight with people like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you literally just described two instances where you were fighting with an Airbnb person and you were fighting with the fucking. The guy who owns the print shop. Don't. Yeah, but not what that seems like. It's not good for you.

[Monet X Change]

No, but you know that feeling. Clean your ear or scratching it. It sounds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bought the ear scraper. We posted the video on Patreon, which y' all asked me to do, and then shaded Me when it was disgusting. I told you it was disgusting.

[Monet X Change]

I shaded you and I, I said, don't do it. So I, I, I wasn't one of two who like, ooh, we want to see. I said, that's nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to? Do you want to. I have a brand new one. Do you want to use it and get into what's in your ear?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not interested. I just got it. It wasn't a thing. I just wanted to scratch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're going to stick a number.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Two pencil in your ear?

[Monet X Change]

It's not a number two pencil. It's a mechanical pencil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gross. Sticking a device that's meant to go in your ear. You over here got lead poisoning.

[Monet X Change]

Why did they make number two? Why were number two's pencils so special? Why did only those, why were those only able to read on the scantron?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because of the graphite. I think the other pencils. Maybe the pencils weren't using graphite.

[Monet X Change]

Or maybe or graphite in all pencils.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it's because of the shape of it. Honestly, I don't know. I do not know why number two pencils became the one.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever. No, they were, they were, they were the two. Have you ever seen the guy who did little sculptures on the tips of pencils? Have you ever seen this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's insane.

[Monet X Change]

That's how. That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you pay for one?

[Monet X Change]

No. Cause no one is ever gonna fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had a, if I had.

[Monet X Change]

The capabilities to put on display magnified in my home. Yes, you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't find a magnifying glass.

[Monet X Change]

No, but like, so I could project it so people can see. What. So that I have to have it in an acrylic box and have a magnifying glass on top of it. So every time I wanna see y' all use a magnifying glass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or maybe you put it in a picture frame and you put a magnifying glass over it.

[Monet X Change]

No, that sounds. That's too much work. That's too much work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can also get magnifying glass. It doesn't have to be attached to a handle. You just get magnifying. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

So the entire box is just magnified.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or just one small piece over the, over the t. I feel like I have not seen or not. I have not held a magnifying glass in a. I feel like when I was younger, I was like at least once a month using a magnifying glass for. They go to uny walk. They go to UNY walk when I was younger, like, at least once a week, I was using a magnifying glass for something at the minimum. Once a. I was, like, using a magnifying glass, like, all the time. Are you looking for your magnifying glass? Yes, and I think I have one somewhere. I used to use it sometime with sewing every once in a while, but I just feel like I don't have that. I mean, I get it whenever you have a magnifying glass. You don't.

[Monet X Change]

No. It was a special one. When we did Death Drop, they gave us these really cool magnifying glasses as, like, a cast. The theater, the Garrick Theater, gave us these magnifying glasses that were really cool.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Did it feel luxurious?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's very weighted. It's very luxurious. Very nice. Bob, talk to me about my freckles. I'm very mad that they've faded so fa so quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't understand how their tattoos.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

And they're already gone.

[Monet X Change]

They're cosmetic tattoos. Cosmetic tattoos do not go as deep as this. Cosmetic tattoos, like, when you get your eyebrows microbladed, they stay. They don't go. Like. They're super superficial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it does hurt, though. It is with a needle.

[Monet X Change]

It is with a needle, but it doesn't hurt like that. Like, it. It. It. It's not as intense as a tattoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Rank eyebrows, freckles and tattoos. Rank. Like 1 to 1 to 10. 10 is like, this is unbearable. One is like, I can't even feel this. Where are tattoos at?

[Monet X Change]

Tattoo. Regular tattoos. That's on like, a. They're a seven or eight for me. People that say tattoos don't hurt, y' all are fucking lying. Every. Tattoos hurt all that. They always hurt. You just know what the pain is. But people that be like, yeah, I didn't feel at all. It didn't hurt. I'm like, you're a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what's microblading?

[Monet X Change]

Microblading is like, I would say like a three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You barely. You. You don't feel. You don't really feel anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what are the freckles?

[Monet X Change]

Kind of like a two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

And she did a really good job. I just. Now they're at the level where they don't look like y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

This. This is a picture. Jay has it right now of me. Like, when I first got in, I thought they were gonna say. And it's not nothing that I knew. She told me they would fade. And she did a. I wanna see it too. You what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanna see it too.

[Monet X Change]

Can I see the picture, I'm sending it to the group and I wanna, I wanna reiterate. She told me that this would happen, but I just thought that it would. So I, I, I can go in for a round two. I just sent a group, but I thought I was gonna say, like, that intense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why don't you, why don't you get henna? I think this is too intense. In my opinion. This looks like when drag queens draw them on with, with, with, with lip liner.

[Monet X Change]

You, you think, you think this is too intense?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. I do.

[Monet X Change]

What, what, what do you think about this intensity? Do you hate this intensity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think it, I think it looks more natural. This looks like. This looks like you drew it on with eyeliner or lip liner.

[Monet X Change]

I like that, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think Hannah would last longer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe go back and get it done. With Hannah.

[Monet X Change]

I can go for around two so she can make the more time. Because this, because this is my beauty mark that she added for me too. I mean, I have some. I put something on this today. It's way lighter than this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I have, I don't have any freckles. Oh, that's not true. I have one freckle on my nose. Have you ever even noticed it?

[Monet X Change]

I can see it right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you really see it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's the one right here. Yeah, my little nose freckle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's two.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you get freckles as you get, like, Morgan Freeman. You ever see young Fes and Morgan Freeman? He had freckles, but they've definitely multiplied.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's one between my eyes too. Bitch, do I even know what the fuck I look like?

[Monet X Change]

You know who has very beautiful freckles? RuPaul. I love RuPaul's freckles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beyonce has freckles?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Beyonce has freckles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I. Did I say this? I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know where I was as a kid. I've only recently realized that Beyonce had green eyes. Did you notice all along?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I gotta be honest. I don't often notice a color people's eyes unless they have dark hair and very blue eyes. Like, they have, like, dark hair and very blue eyes. Like Mitch. Like, Mitch has, like, a black beard and, like, because he looks like a Alaskan husky.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I don't. I mean, I, I think I notice because eyes are so strike. I mean, when I talk like, I, I notice. Yeah, I noticed them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not realize Taylor had blue eyes until the other day.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had, I had. I. If you ask, like, probably brown.

[Monet X Change]

Kayla has dark hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. I don't know. Just. It's not reading. He has. He has a red beard. Maybe it's the red beard throwing me off or whatever the hell color his calico beard is.

[Monet X Change]

Well, what. What about. What about tie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dark brown.

[Monet X Change]

Ty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Is that wrong?

[Monet X Change]

Ty Harris. Ty has, like, really light, super brown, almost green eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Like, almost. Like, they're. They're almost like an amber color. Like a. Like. Like a yellow.

[Jacob]

Patrick.

[Monet X Change]

Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he's a redhead, so maybe blue.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. To be fair, Patty has, like, dark blue eyes. Honestly, I've never seen someone with eye clothes like Patty. Patty has. Patty has, like, dark blue eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eyes, I guess I'm assuming because he has red hair. I assume his eyes are blue because he has red hair. And a lot of redheads have blue eyes.

[Jacob]

What about my mom?

[Monet X Change]

Rose has brown eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brown. Yeah, I was gonna say brown.

[Jacob]

No, she's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue eyes.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue eyes.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I have. What color of my eyes?

[Monet X Change]

Your eyes are blue, obviously, but your eyes are. That doesn't mean anything.

[Jacob]

No, it's a. It's a recessive gene. So my. My dad's a carrier, and my mom has the double carrier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just met her. What. What color?

[Jacob]

That's why my. My debut also has blue eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What color were Luis's eyes?

[Monet X Change]

Who's Luis?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My old assistant.

[Monet X Change]

Luis had blue eyes. Louise had, like, light colored eyes for sure. So I remember green. They're like green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember these eyes were light because Jacob and Louise, when we're out in the sun, I know they're not putting on, but it seems like it to me. I'm like, there's no way the sun's doing all this to you. Like, there's no way the sun's doing all this to you. I mean, I believe you, but it just seemed like. I do not have to wear shades. Oh, my God.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

He has very blue eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. Like, you will go like.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll be like. Like, we'll be in a place that really does not feel that, like, Jacob can't go to Runyon without shades.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. Yeah. I'll never know that. Have you seen this thing that people do? The. The. The eye color changing thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I have a friend who. Who went blind.

[Monet X Change]

I'm obs Bob. When I tell you I am obsessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I know a guy who got. Who went blind from doing it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's crazy, but sometimes it looks so wild. I'm like, you think this look, it'd be. It'd be wanting to be the black people who go from having dark brown eyes to having, like, Alaskan husky blue eyes. You're like, yo, you look like a vampire from a TV show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. Would you do it?

[Monet X Change]

Hell no, I wouldn't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know. Hey, girl, again, I know a guy who went blind. Do not do that.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I'm sitting. You just. Y' all just please watch this one of the thing. You have to watch this one. This looks crazy. Just even. You don't have to look at the video. Just look at the screen. Look at the screenshot. Yes, it's in the media thing. Look at that. This dude looks wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Like a vampire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, there's a lot going on here. He also looks very. There's a point where over manicuring goes insane.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It looks like he has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like he has veneers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because all of his teeth are the same size. All. All, all chiclets. They are white. They are like, as white as, like the driven snow. His beard looks like his got, like, makeup in it or something. Or maybe just for men. And then the blue eyes. He looks like a drawing of a person.

[Monet X Change]

Look at this one I just sent you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe we should, like, obscure his face somehow. Maybe this is. I don't. Is that shady to post that, man? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

He's on Instagram.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they posted it. You're right.

[Monet X Change]

He posted it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would you want your eyes to look like that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. It's strange to me, but, you know, I mean, listen, I've got a body modification done. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. You know, they probably think I look strange for whatever. For having fucking cosmetics freckles. I don't fucking know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, you know, that's fair. Good point. I don't really. Yeah, I don't do what you want your body. But it looks a little crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It looks a little crazy when Tiny did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who the fuck is tiny?

[Monet X Change]

Tiny from TI's wife.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know her.

[Monet X Change]

Tiny with blonde hair from Escape with Candy Burris. Tiny the singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember her.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I remember is Candy.

[Monet X Change]

Candy. Candy Burrs did it too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, did she?

[Monet X Change]

No, she didn't. She didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, would I get. I'm thinking about going to Thailand. This. Not Thailand.

[Monet X Change]

Turkey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turkey this summer or sometime this year to get my hair done, but. And I get Botox, which is wearing off.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you're going to Turkey to do the Botox?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said I'm thinking about things that I get done. Oh, and I've had my teeth done, but, like, only, like, one tooth here when it chipped or another tooth when they fell out. I haven't, like, I haven't, like, got veneers or anything, but I would, like. I will replace my teeth when they start falling or breaking.

[Monet X Change]

But falling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I'd ever get, like.

[Monet X Change]

This sentence, I will replace my teeth when they start falling or breaking is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I, I. At this current stage in my life, I wouldn't get my, My lips done or my nose done or my eyes done or I wouldn't do anything to my skin or I wouldn't. I wouldn't get, like, liposuction or a BBL or, or any of that, though. I wouldn't do that. I don't think I have what it takes, to be honest. I don't think I have the fortitude to pull that out.

[Monet X Change]

I've got a lipo. He's lying. When does it be real with the people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When does it kick in?

[Monet X Change]

We ruled the people. You're trying to save face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When does my lipo kick in? Because I'm belly down over here, girl.

[Monet X Change]

You have to get those massages, girl. That's how. That's when it works. It works. It works if you work it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had lipo, I'd be pretty honest about it. But I, I, you know, I just, I don't know. I, I just, I don't think I have what I say. I've seen people go through lipo and it looks painful. It looks, like really uncomfortable and really painful.

[Monet X Change]

It is uncomfortable. Like the. For a month, you're uncomfortable. Like, it's uncomfortable to just be strong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's not because. It's not because I'm against my surgery. Everyone knows I'm not against my surgery, but I just, I don't have the fortitude to get lipo. I don't have what it takes. I really don't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's annoying. Like, you just. Your skin feels itchy and, like, weird underneath, like, tight. And like, even when you're laying down, you just, you try to get comfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And does it go away? Does it always feel like that?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, it goes away. It goes away after, like, a month because you just had a hot laser under your skin going back like this, sucking fat out. Like, you've just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was a tube.

[Monet X Change]

It's a tube. It's a. It's. Sorry. It's like a really hot tube that they put under there to, like, get under the thing, and they're like. They're like, doing there. They're going up and under your skin back and forth and sucking all that fat out. Like, you're just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have something there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't have what it takes. I know I don't have what it takes. I know I don't. I know I don't. I just know I don't. I know I don't have it. And also I feel like sometimes when people get liposuction, there's sometimes their skin. The texture of the skin changes.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't get that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I. I have really soft skin, and I really want to have.

[Monet X Change]

Keep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Continue having soft skin.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's when you go. When you go like people who get, like, multiple and multiple rounds because you disturb the skin's attachment and elasticity so much, I think that's when it starts to look funky. But I've had one round and I don't have that. My skin looks fine. But I have seen what you're talking about. I think that's when you do it too often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I just have really soft skin. I don't grow any hair. My skin is way soft. I mean, I have a couple of stretch marks on my. Like, my little. What do you call them? My little love handles. I have a little stretch marks there, but they don't. They don't. There's no texture to them. I have stretch marks on my love handles. I have them on my knees. I have really very pronounced stretch marks on my shoulders and a little bit on my butt.

[Monet X Change]

I had two on my. I have. On either side of my stomach. These are right here. Oh, my God. When I did Survivor, I got all these cuts on my stomach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you get. You got. You got to get closer to Mike.

[Monet X Change]

When did Survivor, I got all these cuts on my stomach from the challenge. Like, my. There's this thing where you have to be on a piece of wood, and I thought I was going to shimmy across it this way, baby. I did one pull the way that shit. I was like, ah, it was awful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are my show. There are times when people ask me, like, what happened to you? And they see my shoulder stretch marks.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. It's not that bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People, like, were you scratched by a. Like an animal?

[Monet X Change]

But it looks like gains. It looked like you're just. It look like you're just so swole from lifting that that happened. Mine looked like I was pregnant, carrying triplets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had these since I was in middle school. I don't know where they came from. I know where they came from. From growing too tall. I got really tall really fast, though. Like, I just kind of maxed out in seventh grade.

[Monet X Change]

And shadrocks are. Are hereditary. They are. You get. Either you're prone to. To do it, to have it, or you're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do keloid really easily, though.

[Monet X Change]

That's also a thing that happened. Like you have that anymore. Do you know what blood type you are?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Why? And I never understood why people think that's important to have. Like, well, if you. If you. If you. If you need a blood transfusion, you think if I need. I need a blood whatever, the doctor's gonna take my word for it, but you're gonna test me to find out. They're not gonna take my word. I'm like, yeah, I'm O negative. Okay, great. Like, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And also. Yeah, that. That's. Yeah, that seems silly. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I don't need to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe if you need emergency blood transfusion, but they still should not take your word for it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they should not take my word for whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, also, if it's an emergency, I feel like I'm probably in a state where I can't really give a cohesive answer. Right. A coherent answer. I mean.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It should be on your. It should be on your driver's license, though.

[Monet X Change]

It's not on my driver's license.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it should be on people. Like, it's something that should be on everyone's driver's license.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I think. I think they can't because people don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have. You have organ donor. You want to take my fucking organs? That was so important, it had to be on my driver's license. Since so important to be able to mop my organs in case I die in a car accident.

[Jacob]

Your mom's one of the really rare ones, wasn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. My mother had a very rare, rare blood type where she could give to anyone, but she cannot take from almost anyone.

[Monet X Change]

What was it?

[Jacob]

I think that's O. O negative, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what mine is either. I should know. I mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There must be a way for a paramedic to do a rapid test.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure. I'm sure you might go buy one at the drugstore to find out what blood type you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you Think your blood type is rare?

[Monet X Change]

I think there is. I think it is because I don't get bitten by mosquitoes. Like, we'll be somewhere where I'll be somewhere people, when they're getting. I mean, people are getting eaten, bitten, chewed, spit out. Spit. Roasted by mosquitoes. I wanna tell you, not a single one would touch me. And I found out that's because of. That's because of my blood type. I have a certain blood type that they're just not attracted to that blood. So they don't bite me. Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Must be nice.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I grew up in Georgia getting devoured by mosquitoes.

[Monet X Change]

Never devoured.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, again, that's not. I've had a.

[Monet X Change]

A mosquito bite before. I'm not saying I've never been bitten, but I don't ever really have a problem like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it one? It was once mosquito. Like, I like it.

[Monet X Change]

More for me. I think it tastes good. That'd be a fun sketch, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what's wrong with y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's nice. It's like. It's like eating. What's that? Candy? I can't stand Turkish delights. Eating a turkey is insane.

[Monet X Change]

I'm mad at you.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

What?

[Monet X Change]

You know what. Well, maybe you don't know what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You keep saying that and I don't know what the you're talking about.

[Monet X Change]

You're doing. You're filming sketches for YouTube. You didn't ask me to be. To be a part of any sketch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't written any yet. Oh, I need. I really need to write them. You want to sit down, Help me write them?

[Monet X Change]

I'll help you write them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you said you got a heart out. Where you gotta go? Where you the fuck you going?

[Monet X Change]

I have a nail appointment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where the fuck are you going?

[Monet X Change]

I have a nail appointment. I do this thing with my nail lady. She's like, you have to come every now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do one nail at a time. It'd be easier to go back and.

[Monet X Change]

Do them all at once. That's why I go so often. I have to go every day this weekend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, can I come? Wait, I can't come.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I have stuff to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. Oh, wait, what?

[Monet X Change]

What you got to do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, me and Taylor got to clean up the studio, but I could do it in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, come with me. It's literally right by my house. It's not a bar from my house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you just text me the address?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you say it out loud? Can you tell us what's near your home? Can you dox yourself. You did dox yourself one time.

[Monet X Change]

Did I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see that? That Larry posted our video?

[Monet X Change]

I did. Y', all, this video is a perfect encapsulation of Bob coming from my shine. I'm like, we had a moment where we could work together and sitting together. Here goes. Bob. Just. You can't even hear me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay. That's not what happened. What happened was Larry Owens. Love Larry Owens of Abbott Elementary. You probably know from Abbott Elementary. He was also in the original cast of Strange loop, the original off Broadway castra Strange loop loop. Larry did the. You can fake your way to the top round and around, and he pointed it at Joy Woods. She goes round and around, and then he points it at Monet and goes. You can fake your way to the top. Monet skips over Beyonce's part, goes back.

[Jacob]

He puts it in at the other guy. It goes to. It goes. It's Joy woods. And then it's the other guy that exists.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the one that didn't air because he pointed to Monet. Monet skips over. Monet was already cast. Monet's doing a part that she was not cast in. Monet skips over because you can see that he was going to save Jennifer Hudson from me. I was going to be Effie White, and Monet didn't like this. Monet didn't want to be Deena Jones. So he points it at Monet to be Dena. Monet skips to Effy's part, and then we were like, monet, that's not how it goes. And Monet goes, well, I want it to be Effie.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, you're doing a lot. I did not say that you're doing a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you said was I wanted that part is what you said. You said I wanted to do that part.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but you're. You're. You're trying to get inside my mind saying why I did that. Let me tell you why I didn't do Dina's part. Because in that moment, y', all, it was also. This was like off the rip. We were talking about whatever, and Larry started recording, and I just. In that moment, I could not remember Dena's part. I could not remember how Dina's part goes. So I just jumped to the one I remembered. I didn't. I didn't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you can fake your way to the top. You do all three. Round and around. Try that, baby. Round and around. Make your way to the top.

[Monet X Change]

Round and round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can fake your way to the top. So I Didn't want to, really.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell y', all, because Bob is still talking about Brain. I thought you were going to sing that. I thought you were going to cut me off and sing that part again. I just knew. I just knew you were going to. I just knew you were going to do that. And I know you thought about it, too, nigga, you fucking thought about it. I know you fucking thought about it, but you're like, no, I'll let her do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm happy to let you shine. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I don't win all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can y' all tell y' all something that's really true before we get out of here?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I've never brought this up, and it is a point of how I am so willing to let you shine when Monae and I do shows together, which, honestly, is more rare than it should be.

[Monet X Change]

Can I just say it, really? Yeah. It's super rare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get booked with Queens I don't have no business being booked with all the time. All the time. I don't know why I went booked with anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Can't tell you why. Can't I tell you why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

I think it's often they can't afford both of us at the same time, if I'm being very real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm booked with, like, Trixie. I'm booked with Katya. Like, they can afford them. They can, honey. 1. Trixie is Bob and Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, True. Trixie and I have done. Trixie and I have done some gigs before together. You're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And so whenever we do these things, and we're like, all right, what order gonna go in? And Monet's always wants to have the second interest, Monat. And by the way, I give it to Monet every single.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it is. Y' all go look up anytime you see me and Monat on stage together. Monat always has the second issue because she wants it, and I give it to her.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. That's because it's Bob and Monet we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have.

[Monet X Change]

I have fucking. I have fucking locked myself into entering after you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you see how this is.

[Monet X Change]

Bob is positioning it. Like, Monet gets to go on second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nigga, you go on first. No, because you get to. Because Monet goes on, and she wants to. Because she's like. She wants to applaud it. And then she wants to get like, ooh, I'm the big entrance. When we did. When we did Disco Inferno, who entered second?

[Monet X Change]

Because it's Bob and Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember what I'm guessing. Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was you. You went on second when we did the Civil Rivalry tour. Who went on second?

[Monet X Change]

Because that's okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

The song was made, and they put your verse first on me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Second. I didn't die. I wanted yours to be second.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, when we did our solos, who went second?

[Monet X Change]

What solos?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the Civil Rivalry tour.

[Monet X Change]

I think I was second. Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When we performed in San Francisco, who went second?

[Monet X Change]

Me, because we structured the show as.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob and Monet because Monet wants to be the finale.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. You want to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet wants to be the finale.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, I'm okay with you being my opening act. I'm okay with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which, by the way, I don't care. It does not bother me. It does not. There is no squelch, squelch, squander, or shame in my positioning, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Cause we all know you literally. You fucking tricked me into being like, oh, yeah, Bobo. Sounds good. My dumb ass is meetings, meetings. Not even paying attention.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, yeah, that sounds great, Bobby. Our names are in alphabetical order, just to be clear. Bob and Monet. Monet and Bob. Doesn't even name. Makes sense. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Monet and Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why not Bob and Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Well, why is it Monet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What y' all did know is that I actually did almost trick Monet into naming the. Naming our makeup company Black Owned Business.

[Monet X Change]

No, Black Owned Beauty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet went along with it for like, a solid, like, I don't know, like, a whole meeting. And it's like, yeah, yeah, Black Owned Beauty. Bob and Monet was like, what got you?

[Monet X Change]

Fucking sneaky and tricky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually almost got it to be called Black Owned Beauty, which is.

[Monet X Change]

That would have been. That would have been crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would have.

[Monet X Change]

And then y', all, in one of our meetings, before we closed the doors at Vomo, we had a whole meeting where I was like, yeah, you know? And I was like, you know? And I think we should make the packaging purses. I think every palette should look like a purse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, what?

[Monet X Change]

And y'. All. I mean, I was like, ooh, that's a good idea, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

They all look like purses. That would be fair. And we could have a hand doing, like, this. That could be really cool. And then, like, the next meeting, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was like, wait, now we gotta make another damn purse.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I let Monet close the show every time. You always get the final number. And I don't even give you any dissent. And one time we went on a vacation together to Aspen, and Monet and Andy were like, we deserve the big room. We need the room in the back.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what happened, Bob. And you know that's not what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let Jacob tell the story.

[Monet X Change]

Story. That is not what happened. What happened? Go ahead, tell me about the story.

[Jacob]

Okay. I mean. Okay. So we went to Aspen, and there were, I believe, four rooms. There were two tiny rooms and, like, two. There was two small rooms, one medium room, and then one big, like, main.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bedroom with a Jacuzzi and ensuite bathroom.

[Jacob]

I think, to be fully honest, Patty. Patty tried to claim that one for himself first. Patrick was in the main room, and he's like, oh, yeah, girls, this is my room.

[Monet X Change]

Patty would not come on civil rivalry and try to also.

[Jacob]

It's also possible maybe. Then what it was is Monet and Andy claimed the big room first, and then Patrick tried to claim the medium room. And then Bob was like, patrick, you can't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

Is.

[Jacob]

This is the next biggest room. Like, we need it because we have two people in here, but you and. You and Andy definitely, like, were like, this is our room. We want it.

[Monet X Change]

So let me say it, because probably.

[Jacob]

I guess in Monet's defense, it really. Probably. I feel like it was Andy leading that charge over Monet, but she stood behind her band.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you let Andy make decisions for our company.

[Monet X Change]

Let me tell you what happened. We get to Aspen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did Andy pay for anything on that trip?

[Monet X Change]

We get to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I paid for half that room. Annie didn't pay a single dollar on that room.

[Monet X Change]

We get to Aspen. Andy and I have been together for, at that point, four, five months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then, fuck if it's been five days.

[Monet X Change]

We get to Aspen, and then Andy goes looking at all the rooms, and he's like, baby, I found our room. Found a room. And Bob and y' all know, this is very Bob. I was like, ho, ho, ho.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. Ho, ho, ho.

[Monet X Change]

Andy, you're not coming here making no decisions. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm laughing, Kiki. And da, da, da, da. And then Bob goes. And Bob goes. And what makes you guys think that y' all should get this room? And I was like, well, we've been together for the least amount of time. And we were like, we're gonna. Like, we should. It should be our thing. And Bob was like, ho, ho, ho, ho. I don't. I don't agree with that. And then Jacob had chimed in with something. And then Bob went You know, I will. I will allow you to have this room. You and Anna can have this room. I will allow y' all to have this room. And I was like, okay, that's fine. I'm. I'm cool with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is.

[Jacob]

That is true. That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, but, but. But Mon let her. Man who didn't pay for nothing. Not a. Not a nothing on the trip.

[Monet X Change]

Groceries. And he bought groceries for his.

[Jacob]

To be clear, Aspen was paying. Like we were doing the gig for Aspen. The X Games.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was me. And Monet's paid for the hotel. It was me, Monet's labor that paid for that. Me and Monet paid for that through labor.

[Monet X Change]

And he bought his groceries, and he went to the supermarket and bought the. A lot of the eggs and all the shit that we had, the croissants, and he bought that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now he has more leverage than me.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, on that trim. He was paid for 4,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did you buy groceries, pay for the whole. You and me pay for the whole space. But you know what I allowed you to have. Because I don't have the ego that you have. I don't have the need to prove to people.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway. We got to go. We got to go. Y' all rather wrap this up? We're done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, go get your thumbnail done. Your big ass thumbnail. They going to charge you for the whole finger for the whole hand for.

[Monet X Change]

Are you gonna come hang out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I probably was gonna see what me and Taylor gotta do. I gotta double check with Taylor, make sure, because I have not done. I have not done nothing clerical today.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've done one, two. I've done. This is my fourth podcast of the day.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. I do. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've done.

[Monet X Change]

I've done two podcasts today, so I did Andy Richter. Who's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was the one of Conan's people in the Conan Brian Show.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Q it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I did Watchery.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Two episodes of Watchery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm doing this two episodes of Watchery.

[Monet X Change]

What are two episodes of Dragons that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Came out no Watch and untucked.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so I've done three podcasts today. So now what as well?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What other did you do?

[Monet X Change]

I did Raven. I did Tea time with Raven and Miranda. I did this. If you want to call it a podcast, I just sitting Watcher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would you talk about our podcast? Like, about.

[Monet X Change]

How I feel?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You said what you said.

[Monet X Change]

Bye, y'. All. Bye, everybody.

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