The One About Desert Animals

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The One About Desert Animals"

Podcast Information:

• Title: Sibling Rivalry
• Hosts: Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen
• Production: Sibling Rivalry, Studio71, and Confetti Cannon
• Episode Title: The One About Desert Animals
• Release Date: July 30, 2025
• Description: Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen, renowned for their infectious chemistry and comedic prowess, dive into various topics ranging from personal anecdotes to pressing social issues in this engaging episode of Sibling Rivalry.

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1. Dream Sequence: Podcasting Chaos

[01:22 - 05:31]

The episode kicks off with Monét recounting a vivid dream where their podcasting session spirals into chaos. In this dream, Bob is distracted, frequently talking to others on the phone during their podcast recording. Frustrated by his lack of focus, Monét considers ending their friendship and the podcast collaboration altogether. However, Violet Chachki intervenes, offering perspective and urging Monét to salvage the podcast by addressing grievances constructively.

Notable Quotes:

• Monét X Change [01:29]: "I was considering ending the friendship."
• Violet Chachki [03:26]: "Sometimes when you have your best friend, you work together, they're gonna have off days."

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2. Addressing Immigration and Child Deportation

[12:16 - 16:58]

Transitioning to a more serious tone, Bob the Drag Queen passionately discusses the alarming issue of young children being deported and forced to represent themselves in immigration courts. He highlights the traumatic experiences of minors who, at just four or five years old, must navigate complex legal systems without adequate support or representation. Monét shares a personal story about an undocumented friend who became a U.S. citizen, emphasizing the long and arduous journey faced by many immigrants.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen [12:16]: "Children who are like 4 and 5 years old have to now be sent to immigration court and these babies have to represent themselves in court."
• Monét X Change [13:31]: "I remember when he became a citizen... It was finally over. I can finally just relax."

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3. Support for Palestine and Critique of Political Stances

[16:58 - 17:05]

Both hosts unequivocally express their support for Palestine, condemning the ongoing violence and the political rhetoric that seeks to delegitimize the Palestinian struggle. They criticize politicians who downplay the genocide and label pro-Palestinian voices as anti-Semitic, emphasizing the devastating loss of Palestinian lives and the importance of standing in solidarity with Gaza.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen [15:04]: "We stand with the people of Gaza. The fact that people... are trying to look at this genocide and say it's not real is crazy."
• Monét X Change [17:00]: "Israel and Jewish are not synonymous. But I rest my case."

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4. Social Media Perceptions and Friendship Dynamics

[30:41 - 35:25]

Monét addresses the recurring online criticism suggesting that she and Bob only have white friends. She highlights the inaccuracies and defensively points out the presence of diverse friends in their lives. Bob humorously disputes these claims, detailing his interactions and friendships with people of color, reinforcing that the criticism is unfounded and offensive.

Notable Quotes:

• Monét X Change [32:46]: "It's crazy to be like, 'He's naming your black friends,' but not... [naming diverse friends]."
• Bob the Drag Queen [34:02]: "I genuinely don't know, like, someone who they see me twice a week literally with online, is the blackest person I know."

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5. Hosting Parties and Friend Dynamics

[05:31 - 18:00]

The hosts delve into their experiences with hosting parties, navigating friendships, and managing social dynamics. They share humorous and awkward anecdotes about organizing gatherings, dealing with uninvited guests, and the challenges of maintaining harmonious relationships within their social circles.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen [07:28]: "Andy and I were having a pool party at my house on a Sunday."
• Monét X Change [10:15]: "Everyone literally gathered around the kitchen and said thank you. Everyone literally was like, Andy, these are so delicious."

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6. Game Segment: Anomia and Desert Animals

[45:00 - 52:19]

In a playful segment, Monét and Bob engage in the game Anomia, challenging each other's knowledge of desert animals. The discussion centers around whether kangaroos and armadillos qualify as desert animals, showcasing their competitive spirit and quick thinking. Their banter highlights both their camaraderie and comedic timing, making the segment entertaining for listeners.

Notable Quotes:

• Monét X Change [45:33]: "A kangaroo is a desert animal."
• Violet Chachki [46:29]: "Armadillos are desert animals, but they're also known to inhabit grasslands."

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7. Host Banter and Conflicts

[43:57 - 52:19]

Throughout the episode, Monét and Bob engage in spirited and sometimes contentious exchanges. Their playful arguments over facts, game rules, and personal anecdotes add a dynamic layer to the conversation, emphasizing their chemistry and ability to navigate disagreements humorously.

Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen [44:30]: "And I know how to do it better than you."
• Monét X Change [52:19]: "And on that note, thank you for coming on."

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Conclusion

In "The One About Desert Animals," Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen deliver a multifaceted episode that seamlessly blends humor with poignant discussions on immigration and political solidarity. Their engaging dialogues, personal stories, and entertaining segments like Anomia offer listeners both laughter and thoughtful reflections, embodying the essence of Sibling Rivalry.

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Note: Throughout the episode, Monént and Bob maintain a balance between lighthearted banter and serious discourse, ensuring that listeners are both entertained and informed. Their authentic interactions and willingness to tackle meaningful issues make this episode a standout in their podcast series.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Violet Chachki]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag Queen and I'm Monet X Change.

[Monet X Change]

And this is Sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Violet Chachki Saves.

[Monet X Change]

The podcast, we talk about desert animals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Mob say this.

[Monet X Change]

Does anyone like us? And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All of my friends are white. I do not know any people of color.

[Monet X Change]

I woke up very angry with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? What happened?

[Monet X Change]

And I was livid. I was like, I was so mad at you when I woke up this morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

I was considering ending the friendship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened?

[Monet X Change]

It was something you did to me in a dream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did I do in a dream?

[Monet X Change]

So we were podcasting at like some studio. Like it was, it looked like a iheartradio or Sirius or something like that. And we were podcasting and I kept like, I was talking to you, but you kept talking to people on the phone or like some. There was someone behind you. And like, while I was trying to podcast, you were like, yeah. And that's when I told her I didn't even want to. And I was like, monet, can you do the podcast with me? And you were like, keep talking, talk. I'm just doing something else. But this went on for like 15 minutes of the podcast and I was so angry that I rage quit the podcast. And then you were like, you're being dramatic. And I was like, no, Monet, we're like trying to do our podcast together and I'm trying to literally work with you and communicate with you as your friend. And it feels like you don't want to do this project with me. It feels like you're not interested in podcasting anymore. And you were like. And then you were you were acting like I was being really dramatic. And I was like, monet, it's just not professional for like a 15 minute. I remember being like, I. I fucking timed it. I was. It's not professional for a 15 minute chunk of the podcast, you to not say a word, and not to me, but you're speaking to other people also, away from the microphone. And then in this building, we were in, like, one of those giant buildings, like one. You know, like, one of those skyscrapers where, like, you're just in the building somewhere. Violet Chachki was DJing a party in the building.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I went to Violet, and I.

[Monet X Change]

Was like, violet, like, can you believe Monet did this? And she was like, girl, it's okay. Sometimes when you have your best friend, you work together, they're gonna have off days, and it's probably not personal, and it probably doesn't have anything to do with you. And I was like, no, I'm done. I'm not doing the podcast anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I looked at the voice of reason. This was definitely a dream.

[Monet X Change]

So I caught Violet by the front door and. And it was like one of those, like, long runner tables. And we were, like, looking at ourselves in the mirror. And then she pulled me into the bathroom, and she was like, I go through this with God, Mick sometimes, but I just try to give her the space that she needs and make sure that she knows that she's being heard. And it probably isn't about you. And I would say, honestly, just put that episode in the. In the trash, don't air it, and work out your grievances together. And then you came around the corner. And then I woke up and I was. I've been sleeping on my arms lately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My arms.

[Monet X Change]

Been falling asleep. Every morning I wake up, my hands are completely numb. One of my hands, like, I can't even feel it. Like, literally not even tingling. Like, it feels like I don't even have fingers. Like, these two fingers were gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you see from, like, this.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how I'm sleeping. I just wanna wake up. And I'm like, ugh, I can't move this. And then I was probably. It took me maybe, like, 10 to 15 minutes to realize that it was a dream. Like. Like, I was so angry with you this morning. I was like. And I was about to call you and be like, that was so ridiculous. And then I was like, that didn't happen. We don't. We're not in a big building. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what I take away from that is you Were talking shit about me to Violet Chachki. That sounds about right.

[Monet X Change]

And I was speaking my truth to Violet. And honestly, Violet saved our podcast, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no way that Violet would never be like, yeah, fuck her. Burn the witch with her big head.

[Monet X Change]

She's wearing a red dress with like some like dangly sequins on it. Like, the sequins were like dangling from it and she was. And she had a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so weird because the devil normally wears a blue dress. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

And then she had her hair parted down the middle. Long black hair. And she. So, Violet, thank you for saving our podcast this morning. You really talked me off a ledge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Violet considered goth?

[Monet X Change]

No, Mick is goth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mick is goth. I think Violet is like goth adjacent, though. Like, look at some of Violet stuff. She can get pretty. It's like, it's like pin up goth adjacent.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she's. She's dark sided for sure. Like in her parents. Her. No, her appearance is like a little bit dark sided. It's all got a little edge. But is it because she has. Because she has like pale skin and dark hair?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think pale skin, red lip, dark hair. She like, she lies like, she likes like lace and leather and like, she's very. That.

[Monet X Change]

That's kind of kinky, but it's not goth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kinky.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I make. Violet is definitely kinky, that's for sure. Violet is like, obviously kinky, but she has like, songs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that called? Like, what, like what fashion is that called? Just kink fashion.

[Monet X Change]

Well, kink is not a fashion because kink goes. Some kink is how you dress and some kink is how you act.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, like, what would Violet's fashion be called? Like, because Mick is definitely goth. Violet is like. Maybe Violet has a genre that's of her own fashion. Kink King fashion.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not gonna go as far as say that Violet created this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know we don't. Don't give this bitch any accolades because she will. She will ride that shit into the sun.

[Monet X Change]

Violet deserves accolades. Violet has. Violet has done a lot for Drag Race and for drag in general. She'd hate to admit that she's done a lot for Drag Race. Cause she probably. I don't think she can stand the show anymore, but she's done a lot for drag, I would say. Last night, Monet and I had a game night. Well, I hosted a party at Monet's house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do not host a party at my house. I invite people over home. Bob loves to say that he is hosting a party with me or he at my house.

[Monet X Change]

We host together. We have hosted things together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have. Last night was not one of them.

[Monet X Change]

Last night was one of them. I'm the one who got it together because we. Well, not alone, but I coordinated with Mateo and Nick. We're gonna come over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True, y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

And then we told you we were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coming over.

[Monet X Change]

To Andy's super, super duper block party. House party 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You misremembering the whole thing. So Andy and I were having a.

[Monet X Change]

That's your drag name, honey. Misremember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. We're having a pool. Your name. We were having a pool party at my house on a Sunday. Nick and Matteo flew in from. From New York. And then I sent everyone the party full invite. And then in very Matteo fashion, Mateo was like. It was like. Well, I think nick, dude, like, 30 people. They're like, girl, we don't want to hang out with. No, I mean, I'm just with Realty.

[Monet X Change]

Can I wake it up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake it up.

[Monet X Change]

Wake it up, Mo. Wake it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mom was like. Mom was like, mo, Mateo and Nick don't want to hang out with a bunch of Andy's sober friends.

[Monet X Change]

I was like. I didn't say sober. I said Andy's friends. And based on the puke in your toilet that's still there, I would say that not all of them were sober.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy's friends are all sober. Well, anyway, so what happened was Eddie, like, I was saying, we had some little technical testicle difficulties. You know what queens say? That queen's love saying on the mic. Sorry, we're having some testicle difficulties.

[Monet X Change]

It really is a drag standard. A drag staple for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then, so Andy and I were in a big pool party about, like, 35 people coming over.

[Monet X Change]

So does it look weird when I'm looking at you, not the camera? Does this look crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, that looks crazy.

[Monet X Change]

This looks crazy, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. You look ridiculous.

[Monet X Change]

Like I'm staring into your soul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't like that. That looks awkward.

[Monet X Change]

Now you look at. Now you look at the camera. I don't think it looks weird. Don't talk to me, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't like that. I feel crazy. And then. So it happened a little over. We said, Bob notoriously does not check partiful. I guess neither does Mateo and Nick. So I had to tell them by mouth. And then so Bob was like Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Very black in the old days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very black. Who Coming over, I said, we have, like, about. Like, about 30 plus people. And then so he relays information Then the next day, Bob was like. I was like, so, like, are you guys coming over? Like, let me know. Mona, can I tell you something? I was like, what's up? He's like, monae. I was like, what? He's like, mateo and Nick did not want to hang out with a bunch of Andy's friends.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, okay, well, we came to find out. Mateo asked me not to tell you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That, by the way, Andy won't care.

[Monet X Change]

And I kept. I was like, andy Monet will not care. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We really won't care. And then so he. So I was like, oh, well. I was like, so y' all come over on Monday.

[Monet X Change]

We'll just do it. What I didn't say was Mateo asked me to find a way to have a day without Andy's friends, but he didn't want me to tell you that he didn't want to hang out with Andy's friends. Cause I just wanted to be a small group. And I was like, it's just easy if I just say they don't want to hang out with your fucking friends. And I didn't. I had. I, I. I can normally be. I can normally have more decorum and discrepancy than that, but I, I. I didn't have the capacity on that day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then so I was like, oh, that's fine. The next day, Monday, we'll just do like, a friends thing at the house, and we'll all hang out at the house. Y' all come over and then. Which they did. They all came over yesterday, and we had extra, like, burgers and hot dogs. Andy, which you never said, thank you. Grilled up the rest of hot dogs.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. Everyone literally gathered around the kitchen and said thank you. Everyone literally was like, andi, these are so delicious. Thank you so much. Literally all of us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I apologize. I must have missed that. I didn't hear that part. I apologize. And then. So Andy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, new woman. Oh, who is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy slaved over.

[Monet X Change]

Am I back in the dream? Are you Violet Josky from the dream?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy slaved over the grill and grilled y' all some food and weights. What should they be doing, honestly? And then Amber Wallen, and Ben came over with the babies, and then we played Secret Hitler. We played a. No, man. It was a good night. How was this your event at my house?

[Monet X Change]

You know what? We about to really wake it up. And we'll wake it up after this break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Violet Chachki]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get into the topic, I want to say this because I have had a little bit of a heavy morning and I try to try not to do this like as of late.

[Monet X Change]

What happened? What's going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because just of the world I just opened my thing and I cause you know, with them detaining migrants and deporting people. What's happening now is children like, children who are like 4 and 5 years old have to now are be. Are being sent to immigration court and these babies have to represent themselves in court because they do not get a public defender or they don't get anything. So you have these like 4, 5 and 6 year olds in a big ass courtroom talking to a judge and some of them, they don't speak English and have to make their case and play plead their case about why they should stay in America. It's just, it's all so fucked. And it was just like I've been, I was on like a doom scroll of that and a bunch of those videos online this morning and it's so disheartening and it's so awful to think about and see and I just hate that this is where our country is and we are and that and imagine how traumatizing that is for the rest of your life that you had to fight for your existence at as a four year old with no adults helping you and people who are supposed to be protecting you and helping you exist in this World are literally like, yes, sit down there and talk for yourself. Defend yourself.

[Monet X Change]

When I lived in Minneapolis, this actor that I work with at Climb Theater was undocumented, but they. Something. I don't remember the law. Maybe they're a dreamer or something. But, like, on their 21st birthday, they became a US citizen after living here since, like, three years old. Wait, they became a US citizen on their 21st birthday after living here since three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. So it sounds like maybe dreamer. I don't know. No, dreamer is when you're born of. When your parents are immigrants, but you're born here.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, I remember when he became a citizen, and I didn't know that he wasn't. I didn't know he was undocumented. I had no clue because he went to elementary school here. He went to middle school, high school, college, worked in America, like, all this stuff. And I just remember one day going to work, and he was so cute. I was kind of obsessed with him, actually. And he was like, just boohooing, not crying, boohooing, girl. And he was just like, this journey is over. He was like, it's finally over. I can finally just relax.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because for 18 years, he probably just had to be on kind of on edge a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

No, I would. Yeah, a lot, actually. And he. Yeah, And I just saw, like, he was a new person. It was crazy. It was insane. This was back in 2005.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Yeah. And I mean. And also, I know we haven't said it, I think on our individual. On our own socials, obviously we speak. So we haven't said on a podcast before, this will always be a pro Palestine podcast. We stand with the people of Gaza. The fact that people, politicians, whoever, are trying to look at this genocide and say it's not real is crazy. The fact that people. When people speak out against pal, for Palestine and for the people of Gaza and being labeled as anti Semites is crazy. The fact of the matter is 55 at this point, I think 57,000 Palestinians have died. And it's horrible. It's very sad. And it's just. And I didn't mean to bring the vibe down, but it's just.

[Monet X Change]

No, you're speaking your truth. The other day, I was talking to one of my close friends, a friend of mine, and they were like, my cause their father is undocumented. And they were like, but he's still pro Trump. And I was like, that's so crazy. That's so crazy. And he was like. They were like, girl, his brain is just like he's cooked. Like, he's just. They didn't say that. These are my words. I'm really paraphrasing here. They were like, he just believes that he drank the juice, he sopped the sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? To see those fucking disgusting politicians you saw because fucking old, old Bibi came to America and he was in Congress. And to see all these fucking senators, especially Cory Books, raggedy bald headed, crusty ass, sitting in that picture and posing with Benjamin Netanyahu, but hiding his. But he was trying to hide behind. I forget whatever stupid senator was in front of him. Hiding, being a fucking coward. No, bitch, stand ten toes down, you still. You sit on. You stood on the. On the. On the Congress floor, wherever the fucking floor you was and. And spoke for wherever many stupid hours. But the fact of the matter is, you sat on in Congress and took a picture with Benjamin Netanyahu. Fuck you.

[Monet X Change]

And to be clear, that is not the same thing as Monat posing with Meghan McCain with that cake. They are very different things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are such a fucking.

[Monet X Change]

Not the same. Monet could have walked away, but she chose a state of solidarity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are such a fucking cut. You such a cut with the.

[Monet X Change]

With the. With the official rue girl. The unofficial rue girl. No, I. Oh, so the other day, I didn't wake this up a. Y' all will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'. All. You just using mistress stuff. Y', all, y', all, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All. Jacob keeps saying it, and it has now permeated my entire, like, close friend group. We're all saying, wake it up, by the way. It's waking up to nothing. Like, we will literally be in the car at Taco Bell. And then. Or someone will be like, should we go to Taco Bell? And then Jake go, yeah, let's wake it up. Like, he says it to everything, and it's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, I tried to get Andy out the bed this morning. I said, girl, wake up. And he was like, what? What? Wake what up? I like, bitch, no, get out of bed, bitch. You gotta go to the gym.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, wake it up. We. So I was in bed the other day and I woke up to this text. I was like, hey, there's a student. Which partner by myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

Cause I have alone time as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

And I got. I woke up to a text from a. Let's just say a Broadway, a famous actor. Not that famous, but like Broadway music director type, and was like, hey, there. There's going to be a. What did I say a. I actually I want to read the text. So I woke up to this text, which was, by the way, which is. Which is whatever takes to wake up to. Right? Yo, yo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Context. Is this person black or white?

[Monet X Change]

No, it must be something. Whatever. On Monday, there is a top secret Pride event happening in Washington D.C. it's top secret because it's at certain performance venue that has recently been taken over by an elected official and they don't want anything gay there. Lots of amazing people prob. People going to be there and yada, yada, yada. Are you available to do it in D.C. i said, I don't know if I'm available because I don't know when it is. Lol. He goes, Monday, top secret. You can come down on Monday or they could also get you down there on Sunday with your. With a hotel for both nights. Whatever you want. I said, what are they asking for? How much stage time? A song rehearsal. Plus I live in la. I don't think I'll be able to do it, though it does sound fun. There are speeches being written by Harvey Fierstein. This person, Moselis Kaufman. You can read, you can read one of them. Also, the woman who wrote Funhouse is rewriting One Day More as a big group number. Just having you in the giant press photo would be fantastic. My first thought, I was like, why are you trying to use my black face for your thing? Whatever. Anyway, it would be fun. But I have to. But, but, but I have way too much to cancel. Are you looking for a drag queen? And then, and then we're going back and forth about like other stuff. And then I said, listen, if you need a drag queen, I can help you out, but I can't. I can't do it. I don't want to do it. I understand. I can't do it. And then they wrote this back. In conclusion, tell me if you can do a game night tomorrow and send me contacts for a drag for drag people in D.C. whom you like and aren't crazily anti Israel. Because I can't take that shit out of nowhere, out of nowhere. It's. I'm still in bed. I haven't even brushed my teeth yet. I said, all the drag queens I know are fervently against what's happening in Palestine. So I can't help you with that. Best of luck on your search. To which he responds, that's too bad because they would be murdered in Palestine because they hate gangs. The only country in the Middle east that is progressive is Israel. Sadly, they are misinformed, uneducated and anti Jewish. It's also disgusting that Jews for decades have stood for civil rights for everyone and no one is standing on for our civil rights. I'm ashamed of the people that I fought side by side with for decades. And then, I'm not gonna lie. I did tokenize my boyfriend. I'm not gonna lie, Jacob. I need you to know I did, I did tokenize my boyfriend. I did. I did. Jacob. I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, you have anything about that? Jacob? No.

[Violet Chachki]

You're good.

[Monet X Change]

I said my Ashkenazi Jewish boyfriend and his entire family begged him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I said, but again, best of luck on your search to be against what's happening in Palestine is not anti Jewish. Israel and Jewish are not synonymous. But I rest my case. And I have not heard from him since. And I think this last time I'll ever hear from that man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's fucking wild. Yeah. And I think, you know, for some people, they're nervous to put their ideologies out there because they're afraid how that's gonna affect their business. And that's valid. That's your concern. But at this point, I just feel like it's just so. Selfish is the wrong word. But I'm like, you can't. We can't like look at what's going on in the world. Like, like, you know, this is going. This history is going to be like. This is. This is. This is a historical moment we're all being a part of. And whether you're engaging or not, you are a part of this. You are alive in history at this time. You're part of this. And you're going to have to like, look back one day and be like, what did you say? What did you do? How did you help? What did you think? And what did you think and feel when you knew that what happened over there? And it's just, it's just, it's really awful. It really is. It's really awful. But that is how the tone shifted on. That is crazy. Also, where did, where did. What the fuck did game night come from?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I skipped some parts of text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it.

[Monet X Change]

But also real T. I had to do. I had to Google how to spell Ashkenazi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would. Okay, let me see if I can guess. Is this problematic? No, it's not.

[Monet X Change]

Spelling words is. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Ashkenazi. Ok. A, Am I right? That's how I do it.

[Monet X Change]

We're not going to verify every letter. Do the whole thing. A, S, C, H no, you're already wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay, so one more time. A S, H, K, A.

[Monet X Change]

No. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck is it?

[Monet X Change]

A, S, A, S, H. A, S.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

H. What letter is that?

[Monet X Change]

A, s, the 27th letter of the Alphabet. Oh, my God. A, S, H, K, E, N, A, Z, I. Ashkenazi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ashkenazi. I think we should try to put this episode out sooner rather than later because I have another thing that happened recently.

[Monet X Change]

Well, real quick, before we do, I want to ask y' all a question. I want to say this. And I hope Andy listens to this episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He doesn't.

[Monet X Change]

Let's wake it up. This episode Andy needs to listen to.

[Violet Chachki]

Ok, if you're one of Andy's friends listening right now, please send him this clip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, one of his friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Won'T be doing it because she's trying to start drama the other day and.

[Monet X Change]

She won't be sending anything. First of all, you and Monet were not hosting that party at your house last night. Me and Monet were hosting. Your party was the day before, and me and Monet's party was the day after. Let's just make that clear. You were not part of the planning of this party. You were just present. And you're lucky we let you attend. Let's make that clear, ok, because we did a request that you stay in your room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Andi and I live here together. Andi and I host things here together.

[Monet X Change]

I don't care. Andy, we could have requested you stay in your room, but we graciously, me and Monet graciously let you come downstairs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Bob and Andy, in typical Bob and Andy fashion, at any game night, they will get into a semantic. Well, that's a semantic. An argument about something. About something.

[Monet X Change]

Wendy was mad cause I clocked him during the game immediately. But then we played Anomia and I need to. Anyone who plays Anomia, if you don't know. Anomia is a game where you have to like. Basically you look at cards and you and you. I can't even explain it. Just go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If everyone picks one card and you have to. When cards match symbols, you have to say what's on the person's card before they say what's on yours.

[Monet X Change]

So if my card says brands of shoes and Monat's card says brands of cars, I have to say Hyundai before she says Nike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Googling answers to other people's cars under the table is cheating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I. I will agree with that. I will agree with that and I.

[Monet X Change]

Didn't agree in the moment. In the moment you stood by your man. Like, like, like, like I was the one to call him out. You know, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I have a camera, too. We can run that back. Because I was. I literally was the one that called him out on it.

[Monet X Change]

Were you. You weren't even there for that game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was there for that game when he was looking up Cockney. Cockney slangs or whatever it was.

[Monet X Change]

You were there for that game. Yeah. So he's. He's googling Cockney slang. He's Googling answers to other people's cards while the game is playing. And everyone's like, andy, that's cheating. Andy, that's cheating. He's ignoring us and acting like he doesn't hear us all. And we're all like, andy, that is cheating. And when that car comes, we're not gonna give it to you because you're cheating. And then Andy does the thing where he's like, well, in my home, I. He. Well, you. You can make the rules when you host it at your home. But in basically saying, in my home, I stacked the rules in my favor so I can win. And he still lost every fucking game he played.

[Violet Chachki]

Let's wake that up.

[Monet X Change]

Wake that up. Yeah, let's wake it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say Jacob is really, really good at anomia. Jacob was that last round. That's memory recall.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob went bananas. I don't know what Jacob was doing last night. I was like, jacob wouldn't have gotten.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you didn't see. Jacob went banana, gave up. Jacob went to the drag room and did a little. He took a little bump.

[Monet X Change]

And I will say this. I viciously attacked Amber Wallen last night, like, three times. Viciously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three times.

[Monet X Change]

And then. So it was all in one game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amber had never played the game of Secret Hitler. Amber had never played the game before. So to, like, when people. And Nick was also playing and Nick. I don't know if Nick. Since we've left New York City, Nick's brain stopped working properly. But we. We were trying to explain her words.

[Monet X Change]

Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every step of the way. Nick had a question for. Literally, we were like, nick, you have to draw a card, like, this card, and what do I do with it? I'm like, nick, just. We play the game.

[Monet X Change]

You will get there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trust us. Like, wait, but how does the card work? I'm like, you pick it up and put it down, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Meanwhile, on Nick's. On Nick's fifth round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, on, like, the fifth round of the game, they could not process the game anyway. So, you know, when you first play the game, I'm trying to, like, help Amber and walk her through some steps. And then Bob goes, monet, women don't need to help a man they can figure out.

[Monet X Change]

But meanwhile, the next breath on Amber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was attack on me. But with the next breath, you were trying to mansplain to Amber how to play the game, which was so rude and out of pocket.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't like that. I'll tell you what really happened after this break. I'll tell you what really happened after this break.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

It's on prime. Okay, so this is what actually happened. Amber Monet tried to help Amber with something physically. And I said, monet, she's not pregnant. Right? Come on, Amber, she had a baby seven weeks ago. I said, monet, she's not pregnant right now. Amber does not need. Amber does not need no man helping her reach stuff. She can reach things. It was something she was. That she was leaning to grab. Monet jumped in and grabbed it for her. And then being polite. And then Amber asked a question, and I answered it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Bob was answering the question like Amber was one of her kids. Two Years ago, he like, well, he's like, well, Amber, well, when you. When you play the game, you have to take the card and discard it here and like, send us. I'm like, she's a fucking.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what happened. Roll the footage. And I had cameras in the beautiful bean footage. That's not what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have the secret cameras in that.

[Monet X Change]

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really sad, but it was very fun to have Amber and Ben, I promise.

[Monet X Change]

You, you never will release it. But I did attack Amber because I thought she was a fascist. And immediately, like on the first. But also I tried to do a mind game on her and she fell for it, but not really. But she's answering away. What I said was, to be fair, Amber, it is really hard to play secret Hitler if you're a fascist your first time playing. And she goes, yeah, it is. And I was like, boom. Sign still delivered. Y' all don't ever trust her. And then into the game, the liberals, we won. So I jump up. And the liberals, we all started high fiving each other. I'm high having Andy, me and Jacob are high fiving. And then Amber, I said, amber, put your hands down. But she meanwhile, she was fully innocent. But I high five Mikey. And Mikey was fully evil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Yeah, Mikey was evil as hell.

[Monet X Change]

So at the end, Taylor was the worst Taylor for me because I've known Taylor for very long and Taylor does not have a good poker face. And baby, I know Taylor was sick of me clocking him. I know Taylor was sick of me clocking him every 10 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, anybody with two eyeballs can. Girl, Taylor, you. Taylor will willow card and just be smiling like.

[Monet X Change]

Like, what the you smiling at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so guilty.

[Monet X Change]

And okay. Because you saw him turning red. I guess I. I guess I can't read. Patrick, you. Patrick ate. Patrick ate down. I was like, this is very impressive what you're doing today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the first round when Patty pull up.

[Monet X Change]

When Patty did a good job too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, when Patty tried to pass that first pol, y' all, violet. She's turning violet. Patty's entire face started turning red. Cuz he was so for cleansed with his lies. His entire head look like it's about to explode. Look, he like that lady from. From the boys about to pop his fucking head clean off his shoulders. Girl, it was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Patrick gagged me. Patrick gagged me. I was. I was literally shocked. Literally. And Andy was so mad that I clocked him immediately. Andy was livid. He was livid that I. I think within the first round, I was like, andy's evil. Let's keep going. Let's keep going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, and it's also. This happened. So I did the. The Nicki Minaj challenge when I had the party and everybody came over and I posted it. I typically never respond to comments, but it was this comment. Someone goes, wow, Monet, why are they all white? And clearly in the video, there are all different types of people in the video. And it now responded to this whole thing about how now all the comments, now they're starting, well, y' all know Monae and Bob only have white friends. Now let's put over to TikTok how you and I only have white friends. And I'm like. And I'm not gonna feed into this. Into the mire of confirming every friend I have. It's just so irritating that people do this dumb ass shit.

[Monet X Change]

And so the comments do make me laugh. They are funny. But I don't understand how one video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I am back into the zeitgeist of all of my friends are white. I do not know any people of color. I am a coon, apparently. It's crazy. What.

[Monet X Change]

Can you name a black person? Oh, what? I was talking. I was talking to. Oh, I was talking to Rob. And Rob said, rob, Rob. Rob Ryan. The South. I said, rob, be honest. Do I give. Do you. When you. Before you work with me, did you think I didn't know any black people? And he goes. He was like, do you know black people? I said, he goes, he goes, the name of your black friends, but not Peppermint, Not Larry, Not Monet, not the other Larry. Not the other Larry. Not Naomi. I was like, you're. You're naming, like, isn't that crazy to be like. He's like. He's like, name friends that are white, but not Kim, not Godoy, not Naomi, not Monet, not Peppermint, Not Let. Not too faced. Not Larry Owens, Not Larry Darnell Penn Whitfield. Not Keisha Carr. Not. I was like, not Mila Jam. Not Tao. Not. I was like, this is when. When you have. You're just naming every. All my friends of color and then leaving just the white ones. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy. It's crazy how people jump on the stage.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you think people think you don't know any black people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I genuinely don't know, like, someone who they see me twice a week literally with online, is the blackest person I know. You.

[Monet X Change]

Who's the black person? You know? You're the alcohol cut out for a second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then, like, I mean, I post videos a lot with dejuan, with Arcia, with. I'm like. But also, I'm not gonna run. I'm not to run that down for the people. Like, Like, I, I, I'm not going to do it because that's letting them not win. But that's, like, playing into what they want. I'm like, I'm not doing that. First of all, that's so fucking rude to my friends. I'm not going to have to show all my black friends all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Counting your black friends, even when you're black, is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy. But they always say this about us.

[Monet X Change]

But it also is weird to me because the queens that I am most publicly aligned with, the people on the Internet that I am most publicly aligned with, are you, Peppermint Naomi Kimchi, Nick Smith, Mateo Lane. Who else am I publicly aligned with online? That's kind of it. That's like my, that's my Internet. As far as the Internet knows, those are my only friends. Peppermint Monet, Naomi Kimchi, Matteo Lang.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So who's at the Peppermint? Monet. X, Change. Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I said Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I say Monet after Prepper Man.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Anyway, so as far as the Internet knows, I have six friends now. Yes. I have other friends. Oh, Jacob as well. Jacob as well. So. And, you know, I, I'm not, I'm not secretive with my partners, really. But after one very online relationship, I have chosen to be less like, this is my partner because I don't think it's good for your relationship personally. And I honestly think that if Jacob was on this podcast, that nigga wouldn't be on my motherfucking socials either. Y' all wouldn't know about him either. And one of my friends. What's her name? You know, when you know someone by their screen name so much, you forget their real name. Yori. Jesus Christ. Her name is alluring Skull, but her real name is Yori. Yori did a video with her girlfriend, and she was like, I am not putting my girlfriend on my page anymore. She was like, it's a wrap. You, you guys have lost that access y' all are being so weird about. Puts strain on your relationship 100%. It puts stress and strain in your relationship. So I'm not trying to be like, I'm, I'm not trying to, like, put my other partner on the Internet. I mean, he's there, he's in stuff. He's in things. But I'm not about to be like, blasting my partner all over the Internet and being like. Because I just don't. I've gone through it before and I think every partner since. I'll just say it. Ezra has been like. They haven't been like. But they've noticed that I don't really post my partners online anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. I would never. I would never. I mean, Andy and I seldom do. I put Andy on my social media. If we, like, go to like a nice thing, like, you know, go on my page. How many pictures of Andy will you see on my page?

[Monet X Change]

I'm looking for the truth. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many pictures of Andy? How many pictures go on my Instagram right now? How. I'll let you. I'll let you tell me. How many pictures of Andy.

[Monet X Change]

Andy. Andy lives on your story. Lives.

[Violet Chachki]

Most recently he was on June 9th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, June 9th.

[Violet Chachki]

So about a month ago.

[Monet X Change]

How long?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Nick got him often.

[Monet X Change]

This. This is every. Every two weeks. Monet and Andy. No, it's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a liar. No, you're not. Oh, my God. Nick is alabaster. I haven't seen Andy on Monet's page in a very long time. Girl.

[Monet X Change]

I did not put up my only special occasions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Will she post Andy, right? Like the. Like. Like the party.

[Monet X Change]

You already got the invite to the pool party, Nick. You're. You. You're good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the GLAAD Media Awards or like something like that, or like a holiday. But I do not post Andy on my Instagram, girl. Not you. Ok, baby, you and Ezra Paxley had a couple's account.

[Monet X Change]

You're not. That's what I'm saying. I don't do that no more. I learned. I have learned my lesson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you. Are you trying to say that I post Andy as frequently as you and Ezra used to post each other?

[Monet X Change]

I never said that. You're creating so creating stories.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On a scale to zero to Bob and Ezra, where do Andy and I fall?

[Monet X Change]

Me and Ezra were not the 10. My page has always been me. No, me and Ezra were not the epitome of a couple of your page.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But postcode, that means don't say zero.

[Monet X Change]

To Bob and Ezra because me and Ezra were not. We weren't. Who's that? Who? Those? Yeah, we weren't Nick and Pierre, girl.

[Violet Chachki]

One of them is French and the other one is not French. Oh, you've seen them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Violet Chachki]

They broke up a while ago, but that was their whole page.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it?

[Monet X Change]

Or it Wasn't like fucking Ian Padgett and fucking Chris. Chris. Whatever his name is. They were couples pages, not whatever his name is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know Chris like that, but I know Ian. Ian's my friend. I love Ian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ian Paget.

[Monet X Change]

I actually don't know Ian that well. I don't know why I'm acting like me and Ian hang out. Me and Ian hung out literally one time ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was on my, my, my, my plant based show.

[Monet X Change]

He gave me a ride home from Les Mis one time, which I really appreciated. And I didn't know he was going to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

He gave Taylor Rod home too. He's very nice. Ian is very, very lovely. I've only hung out with him one time at a show at a Les Mis where we didn't know we were both going. But anyway, another point. So I would say on a scale of 0 to. To the French boy and his. And his ex, I would say you and Andy are like a 5. 6.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say 3. 2. 2. 3.

[Monet X Change]

I think 7 is where they start coming on your page. Like your, Your wall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For me. No, I think that's five.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, Jacob's been on my. Jacob's been on my wall several. A few times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's been eight years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

No one say you. But also, Jacob doesn't like that. Like, Jacob doesn't like when I film him. Jacob doesn't like. So every once in a while, if there's like an idea, Jacob will let me make a video or something. But Jacob doesn't really like being on the Internet like that. Which is kind of crazy because when I met Jacob, he was like, really, like, in these streets, doing stage shows, doing plays and well, well, he spent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The past eight years of you dimming his light to shine yours brighter.

[Monet X Change]

So I have never.

[Violet Chachki]

Real tea is that a lot of the Drag Race fans are just low key crazy and toxic, and I'm not really specifically interested in having them comment on me.

[Monet X Change]

That's fair.

[Violet Chachki]

Like, the amount that I get from this podcast is already, like my baseline. Like, that's a good amount. I'm good.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob did an episode. The fact that Jacob even did an episode for you. Fucking hoe. You should be so fucking lucky. Go back and watch the one with Jacob Ritz. Let's wake it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my gosh. Can y'. All. How about all y' all go to sleep, go to bed.

[Violet Chachki]

But also, let me just be clear. Sorry, let me clear out that we have a lot. There are a Lot of drag race fans who are great, who are really chill. Like, I think that the baseline there. There are more people who are like chill and great than not chill. It's just like the people who are crazy are the ones who comment the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll say. Drag fans are monsters. There are a lot of drag fans that can be monsters.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, baby. And let me tell you right now, you about to find out. Next January, you better find out who's. Who's monsters. Housewife fans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, baby, let me tell you right.

[Monet X Change]

Now, you think drag race fans are monsters. No, you about to find out. Come January, you about to find out that housewife fans. And I've said this before, I said again, at least drag race fans will be crazy. But at least we are brave enough to do it. From our real account, It'll be like Dr. Smith, DDS with a blue check, calling you garbage. But then these. How? It's like Nene's wig, Teresa Judice's hairline. Or. Or Teresa Giudice's shackles. Bethany Frankel's knee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened to her knee?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I actually don't know anything about Bethany. I'm trying to name housewives. Then I ran out of references. I don't. Because I don't watch housewives. So I ran out. I ran out of references really quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Cause you don't know who Robin is.

[Monet X Change]

I know who Robin is. Robin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying what you said at Pride to that guy.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob was there. And Jacob can attest that I did not tell that guy that I know. And I want that. I want that guy, the owner of whatever that spot is. This is your open invitation to come to the pod and clear it up. Because you lied to Robin's friend. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trishell.

[Monet X Change]

Trishell. The Blue Eyed Bandit. Green Eyed Bandit. You lied to the bandit. Giselle. You lied to Giselle, Honey. So I want you to come on this. What's it? I don't know what your name is, but you know who you are. And those of you who know who he is, clip this and send it directly to him. Not a link. I want you to download an entire. Text him the video. And then I will send you an open invitation and you can do it through Robin. Whom I know. Who I know. Is it whom I know or who I know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who.

[Monet X Change]

Whom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you can use whom as well. Or you'd say whomst. You would say Whomstein.

[Monet X Change]

Now you don't know Jacob. The last five minutes, we need A grammar quiz. Okay, let's wake it up. I cannot stop saying let's make it up. It's so stupid. Are you still a mistress, Stan? Because I don't know. If you listen to the podcast, do you know that Naomi is now a full mistress apologist?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Meaning like. Like, she apologizes for mistress's behavior.

[Monet X Change]

She's like, I kind of see where she's coming from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With the AJA thing specifically.

[Monet X Change]

Not quite. But she just. Like, I was laying into Mistress, and she was kind of like, I don't know. I was like, that's Naomi. That's crazy. That's crazy. I said, not a mistress apologist. This is insane. Now, granted, I will acknowledge I am a Tina Burner apologist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's crazy. There's something you said on the episodes. You was like, tina Burner is a flawless queen.

[Monet X Change]

What are you flawless?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just. I just. I never said I was flawless.

[Monet X Change]

So how would you even know what flawless looks like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fact that you opened up, you parted your dick suckers, and you said that Tina Brennan is a flawless drag queen is fucking insane.

[Monet X Change]

You need to be committed. They're also clit lickers, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever. No, this. This is your clit licker. That ain't. These ain't clit lickers. Do you do clit with your lips?

[Monet X Change]

That's. Cause you know how to do it. You even know how to lick clit, nigga, I don't do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I know how to do it better than you.

[Monet X Change]

If you don't know, if you're not a false drag queen, how would you know to spot one? What happened? If you're not a false drag queen, how would you know how to spot one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not a fucking pilot, but I can spot a pilot, bitch. I don't need to be one to spot one. That wake that up. Yeah, wake that up.

[Monet X Change]

What are they? To quote Caffeine and Jimmy and Sister, Act 2. You don't gotta bite the donut to know a sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did not say that. Since act two. That was his act one. It was.

[Monet X Change]

I literally. We literally.

[Violet Chachki]

We actually did just watch this react, too. She's talking to the class about sex. She's like, talking to the high school class about sex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay.

[Violet Chachki]

How do you know about sex? You're a nun.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell y' all right now, one of my favorite moments during Anomia is knowing I'm right and watching Andy and Monet, Google and Google and Google. Last night, I got one of my cards taken. Cause Monet was like, a kangaroo is not a Desert animal. I said a kangaroo is absolutely a desert animal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, Rick. Jacob, can you. Can you look. Can you look up? Put it on the screen right now. Is a kangaroo a desert animal?

[Monet X Change]

Put it on.

[Violet Chachki]

It is a desert animal.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I read the AI. It said that kangaroo is not exclusively a desert animal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so that means that it can be.

[Monet X Change]

No, monetary. That's not what that means.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, I need you to put it on the screen. I don't want to hear your word, but I need you to put it up on the screen so our patrons can read or whoever, whoever's watching.

[Monet X Change]

Don't, don't. Don't become monation on this one and try to edit the image. I don't want.

[Violet Chachki]

This is a Planet Earth segment about how kangaroos stay cool in the hottest place on Earth.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want the Google thing so we can put on the screen. Is Google search on Google?

[Monet X Change]

Is it kangaroo or desert animal? Is it desert animal? Courtney, act. Are you watching? Chime in. Courtney, where are you? Karen from finance. We need you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll call Courtney right now because she'll answer my call. She won't answer yours. Well, we'll see.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, call. Let's see what she answers for. Hold on. Karita is like 2 o' clock in the morning over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. No, it's 9am the next day.

[Monet X Change]

The person you are calling cannot accept.

[Violet Chachki]

We can also call Kane.

[Monet X Change]

That was crazy. Courtney, you're not my friend anymore. Does anyone like us?

[Violet Chachki]

We can call Kane as well.

[Monet X Change]

I'm calling Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane and Abel.

[Monet X Change]

No, Kane the cameraman. Yeah, she hate us. Girl, I don't think Kane's ever been awake before noon. Unless I had to ask him to come in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I've ever seen Kane.

[Monet X Change]

Awake before noon ever. Once in my life, girl. Do you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, anyway, you won't see him today. Awake before noon. He's not answering.

[Monet X Change]

What? Do we know any other Canadian. I mean, Australians who live here? Kane, is Kane the only Australian know who lives here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not true. I know other Australians. I mean, who?

[Monet X Change]

The girl Patti used to hang out with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The girl? Yeah, in New York City.

[Monet X Change]

What was her name? Oh, Akiki. Twitsy. She has some stripper name. Poopsier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kiki is not a stripper name.

[Monet X Change]

Kiki is a stripper name, girl. Kiki, the Australian stripper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Kiki. Kiki was Kiki. Was she? Because, you know, prostitution is not prostitution. What's the word I'm looking for? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Kane, I have a Question for you. You're on the podcast, just so you know. Okay. Okay. Hello. Hey. Hello.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ari.

[Monet X Change]

Is a kangaroo a desert animal? A desert animal?

[Violet Chachki]

It is one, but it can be.

[Monet X Change]

On, like, beaches and in forests and. Oh, thank you so much, Kane. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. That's what I said, Monet. He said, it is a desert animal. Why do you keep blocking out Monet?

[Violet Chachki]

Can you name another desert animal an armadillo?

[Monet X Change]

But they're not only in the desert. Huh? But they're not only in the desert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They also was.

[Monet X Change]

Well, no, but. So wait. No, no, no. But it's not exclusively the desert. Exactly. So. Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the card said exclusively desert animal.

[Monet X Change]

No, it did not. It said desert animal. I'm gonna get the card.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna post a picture on here.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob was there, and he was wearing his glasses, and you weren't wearing yours. And Monet likes to lie, but she doesn't wear glasses. Monet wears glasses.

[Violet Chachki]

Armadillos are desert animals, but they're also known to inhabit grasslands.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you also Googled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I googled. If I googled kangaroo on a toilet, it was going to show me one of the fucking toilet bowls. Jacob.

[Violet Chachki]

Okay, here's a Google. Here's some armadillo on grass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look.

[Violet Chachki]

Look at all this. This is just a straight up armadillo Google search. That's one of the biggest armadillos living in these deserts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a desert oasis.

[Monet X Change]

Armadillos. Armadillos are on the side of the road. Everyone's seen a dead armadillo on the side of a road in the desert in Georgia. I've seen them dead on the side of the road in Georgia. There are no deserts in Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you never visit a desert in Georgia. Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[Monet X Change]

There are no deserts in Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You, up until a few months ago, you were like, oh, the beaches in Georgia are ugly. That I showed a picture of the beaches in Georgia that are gorgeous.

[Monet X Change]

I think they're ugly. Like you. The thing is, I'm saying in Georgia, you don't really go to the beach. It's like, it's not really a thing. Like, you don't go to the beaches in Georgia. If you want to. If you're in Georgia, you want to go to the beach, you go to North Carolina or you go to Florida.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Bobby would have disproven because everyone literally signed, well, I don't know what it's called. Whatever Saint. Whatever beach it was, everyone's like, oh, yeah, that's a really nice beach in Georgia, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it's like one beach, Georgia, for the most part. In Georgia, when you go to the beach, you go to North Carolina or. Or South Carolina or you go to Florida. Most folks in Georgia do not go to the beach in Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's for you. The people down there go to that beach.

[Monet X Change]

We don't go to the beach. We don't go to the fucking beach. I mean, I don't go to the beach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're a Georgian. Well, an American Georgian, and you go to the beach in Georgia. Please comment below and subscribe. Please sign off below. I miss your septum, but your septum wasn't that big, was it? You had a pretty big one.

[Monet X Change]

No, it wasn't this big, but, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mean, it wasn't that big, but it was. It wasn't like this.

[Monet X Change]

I wasn't huge. I used to flip it. It was way bigger. I used to flip it on my nose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bring it back.

[Monet X Change]

Is this too much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I like it. It's need to go.

[Monet X Change]

But I just want to point out that there were several moments where you and Andy were both. And honestly, it. It brings me so much joy to watch you and Andy Google and Google and Google and try to manipulate the truth and find your alternative facts instead of just saying out loud, bob, you're right, and by the way, it's only me. When other people prove them wrong, they will say they're wrong. When I prove them, like Taylor, they do not want me to be right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Mikey corroborated this. They had a card that said optician. And then Taylor's like, And again, you misheard him.

[Monet X Change]

Hold on, hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mike and I said, we misheard, but we. What we heard. It was. He said, place. And Mike and I was like, just a place in Zaha. And that's what we heard. And then so I looked it up and everyone's like, morning, why are you looking it up? Taylor said, it's a place. And Mikey and I were like, but yeah, it can't just be any place. I was like, oh, like a place you go to fix your glasses. And Taylor, that's what I said. So we were corrected. But. So I said that to say, you are not the only one. If someone says something that proves my point.

[Monet X Change]

Once someone else proves you wrong, you'll just go, oh, you were right. You know, a kangaroo is a desert animal. You are still fighting for your life to try to prove that a kangaroo is not a desert animal when you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know it is we have kangaroos in St. Lucia, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

No one is saying that kangaroos only live in deserts. I'm saying a kangaroo is a desert animal. You know you're wrong and you just. What? I mean because you don't want me to be right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's all I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

You don't care about being wrong. You don't want me to be right because you know I'm right. What are these?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ass.

[Monet X Change]

And on that note, thank you for coming on.

[Violet Chachki]

Before we start, we're going to do an anomia really quickly. I'm going to paste something into this chat and you're going to do the. You're going to see who does it first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? Ready?

[Violet Chachki]

One, two, three, go. Oh, wait, it didn't paste. My bad.

[Monet X Change]

There we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Harry Potter.

[Monet X Change]

Monet becoming Michelle Obama. Monet did not know what a non fiction Monet. We kept getting across that said non fiction book. Monet named five fiction books Beauty and the Beast. Monet thinks. Monet thinks there was a man who turned into a beast in the woods of France. Monet thinks he was like Jacques Blue. I am the beast. I always have the only one with the French accent. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a question. Do you think we could start a series of playing anomia? Would that be fun for people to watch?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm gonna do a. I'm gonna. Well, I'm not gonna announce it. Maybe we'll talk about it later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. There.