The One About Dining - Sibling Rivalry

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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Dining"

Release Date: December 23, 2024

Hosts: Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen
Episode Title: The One About Dining

1. Episode Overview

In this lively episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen delve into a variety of relatable and humorous topics centered around dining experiences, gaming frustrations, musical preferences, and quirky ideas about car customization. Their infectious chemistry and sharp wit make for an engaging conversation that resonates with listeners whether they've tuned in before or are new to the podcast.

2. Video Games and Smash Tournaments

Discussion Highlights: Monet and Bob kick off their conversation by reminiscing about their experiences with video games, particularly focusing on their battles in Super Smash Bros. They recount anecdotes of competitive play and the camaraderie (and rivalry) that comes with gaming among friends.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (03:27): "There's something about people, like, faking playing video games that drives me insane."
Bob the Drag Queen (04:33): "Every time I thought I had any leverage, this bitch was embarrassing me."
Monet X Change (05:18): "Annie Thingos could definitely be a last name. Thingos could be a last name."

Key Insights: The hosts highlight the humorous side of gaming competitiveness and the unique personalities that emerge in friendly tournaments. Monet playfully challenges Bob’s gaming prowess, suggesting that no "patron" could best him, leading to a light-hearted banter about their respective skills.

3. New York vs. New Jersey Rivalry

Discussion Highlights: A spirited debate ensues as Monet and Bob discuss the merits of the New York and New Jersey regions. Their conversation touches on cultural identity, geographic nuances, and the iconic aspects of each area, particularly focusing on New York City's diverse population.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (08:15): "Of course, the monation is New Jersey."
Bob the Drag Queen (08:45): "But you're not."
Monet X Change (10:32): "I am an iconic New Yorker."

Key Insights: Monet asserts her identity as an iconic New Yorker, while Bob playfully teases her about not being "from New York" in a traditional sense. They explore the complexities of regional pride and the shared yet distinct characteristics that define New York and New Jersey residents.

4. Beyoncé’s Best Album Debate: Renaissance vs. Lemonade

Discussion Highlights: The hosts dive into a passionate debate about Beyoncé's discography, debating whether Renaissance or Lemonade stands as her best album. They discuss favorite tracks, the impact of each album, and their personal preferences.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (20:30): "Can we all just recalibrate and acknowledge that Beyoncé's best album is, to this day, Lemonade."
Bob the Drag Queen (24:20): "Power is Beyoncé's best song. When I want to hear a Beyoncé song, that's the one I pick."
Monet X Change (23:19): "Beyoncé and Lemonade are both better albums than Renaissance."

Key Insights: Monet staunchly defends Lemonade as Beyoncé's pinnacle work, citing its powerful songs and emotional depth. Bob, while appreciating Renaissance, leans heavily towards Lemonade, particularly praising tracks like "Power." Their exchange underscores the subjective nature of musical preference and the deep connection fans have with Beyoncé's music.

5. Home Decorating Preferences

Discussion Highlights: Monet expresses her lack of interest in decorating and homemaking, contrasting with Bob's admiration for well-decorated spaces. They discuss the stress associated with home improvement and the differing priorities in maintaining a living space.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (28:25): "I do not like decorating. I don't like homemaking. I get no thrill."
Bob the Drag Queen (28:57): "Maybe like a few years, but not right now. Right now I literally just did it."

Key Insights: Monet candidly shares her disinterest in the intricacies of home decorating, finding it stressful and unfulfilling. Bob, on the other hand, acknowledges the appeal of decorating but admits it's not a priority for him at the moment. This contrast highlights the diverse interests and approaches to personal space among individuals.

6. Fast Food Preferences and Dining Out

Discussion Highlights: The conversation shifts to fast food, with Monet and Bob sharing their favorite chains and venting about their dislikes. They touch on experiences at Taco Bell, KFC, and other eateries, blending personal preferences with humorous critiques.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (36:52): "I just ate two [Tums]. It tastes pretty good to me. Tastes like candy."
Bob the Drag Queen (50:33): "I wanna do the chicken. I've seen this chicken."
Monet X Change (51:43): "Who's eating naked wings?"

Key Insights: Monet discusses her unconventional enjoyment of Tums as a candy-like treat, while Bob expresses his desire to explore different chicken varieties. Their banter about "naked wings" adds a playful layer to their discussion on fast food, emphasizing their unique takes on everyday dining experiences.

7. Challenges of Dining Out and Splitting Bills

Discussion Highlights: A significant portion of the episode revolves around the complexities of dining out, especially when it comes to splitting the bill among friends with differing drinking habits. Monet and Bob debate the etiquette and fairness of covering everyone’s drinks and the associated financial strain.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (40:10): "I think it's more annoying to pay for someone else's drinks."
Bob the Drag Queen (42:07): "I always drink. So I guess not consideration I've made, but I can see how it can be annoying."
Monet X Change (43:35): "It feels like heavy lifting. I mean, they're literally paying for your drinks."

Key Insights: Monet articulates her frustration with having to bear the cost of others' drinks during group dinners, emphasizing the inconvenience and financial imbalance it creates. Bob acknowledges the common practice of splitting bills but recognizes the potential unfairness when some members abstain from drinking. They suggest that upfront communication about financial responsibilities can mitigate these issues, advocating for transparency to prevent awkwardness at the end of the meal.

8. The Idea of Stoning a Car

Discussion Highlights: In a humorous and offbeat segment, Monet proposes the quirky idea of "stoning" a car—decorating it with stones or crystals for aesthetic flair. Bob engages in the conversation, debating the practicality and visual appeal of such a concept.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (47:30): "Just grab a little bit of Taco Bell. I'm going to Taco Bell today."
Bob the Drag Queen (62:20): "A fully stoned car would be so cool."
Monet X Change (62:34): "I don't want to buy a car and stone it because it's going to be expensive, but I want to have the process of doing it."

Key Insights: Monet's playful brainstorming about adorning a cheap car with stones sparks an entertaining debate about creativity versus practicality. While Bob finds the idea visually appealing, they both humorously acknowledge the challenges, such as cost and functionality. This segment showcases their ability to transform even the most unconventional ideas into engaging dialogue.

9. Additional Banter and Fun Moments

Discussion Highlights: Throughout the episode, Monet and Bob engage in spontaneous and humorous exchanges, touching on topics like TikTok trends, car acceleration theories, and personal anecdotes. Their dynamic allows for seamless transitions between serious discussions and light-hearted fun.

Notable Quotes:

Monet X Change (56:21): "It's like if I talk about the Eon Flux capacitor from a movie, that doesn't make it real."
Bob the Drag Queen (64:20): "I love a fully stone outfit. It looks so cool."

Key Insights: Their ability to navigate through diverse topics with humor and insight keeps the conversation fresh and entertaining. Whether discussing the legitimacy of movie concepts or expressing admiration for sparkly outfits, Monet and Bob maintain an engaging and relatable rapport with their audience.

10. Conclusion

In "The One About Dining," Sibling Rivalry delivers a rich tapestry of discussions that blend everyday experiences with unique perspectives. Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen's candid conversations about gaming, regional pride, music preferences, dining etiquette, and whimsical ideas provide listeners with both laughter and thoughtful reflections. Their seamless interplay and authentic interactions make this episode a standout addition to the Sibling Rivalry podcast lineup.

Notable Time Stamps:

[03:27] Monet's frustration with fake gamers.
[08:15] Monet asserts New Jersey monation identity.
[20:30] Monet's stance on Beyoncé's Lemonade.
[28:25] Monet expresses disinterest in home decorating.
[36:52] Monet shares her unconventional enjoyment of Tums.
[40:10] Discussion on splitting restaurant bills.
[47:30] Monet introduces the idea of stoning a car.

For more insightful episodes and engaging conversations, tune in to Sibling Rivalry and join Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen in their latest adventures.

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[00:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
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Edward Norton
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[02:23]
Monet X Change
Make some noise.
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Edward Norton
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Monet X Change
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[02:35]
Edward Norton
And I'm Monet X Change and this is sibling rivalry.
[02:55]
Monet X Change
On this week's episode, Monat tries once again to do the Break My Soul Queen's edition.
[03:00]
Edward Norton
We go out to Dinner.
[03:02]
Monet X Change
And we find out what made Monet say this.
[03:04]
Edward Norton
This bitch was embarrassing me. And we find out what made Bob say this.
[03:08]
Monet X Change
Put your fucking hands.
[03:20]
Edward Norton
Comfortable in my skin Cozy with who I am I love myself Goddamn cozy.
[03:26]
Monet X Change
Is this a meme Cozy?
[03:28]
Edward Norton
What, like.
[03:29]
Monet X Change
Like singing that song and playing. Playing a video game?
[03:32]
Edward Norton
No.
[03:32]
Monet X Change
Oh. There's something about people, like, faking playing video games that drives me insane. I don't know.
[03:38]
Edward Norton
Faking?
[03:38]
Monet X Change
Who's faking playing video games? They'll do it, like, for video content. They'll like. Like, they'll always be like. They'll be like, I'm a gamer. And the videos, them being like. Because I don't feel like that's how people play video games.
[03:51]
Edward Norton
Yeah, this is how I.
[03:53]
Monet X Change
That's literally you and Peppermint play video games together. More screaming. I play like this. This is how play video games. That's how I play them.
[04:05]
Edward Norton
I'm like. I don't even have my mouth open. I'm. I'm a mouth open. I feel like my mouth open helps me concentrate a little bit on the video game for whatever.
[04:11]
Monet X Change
And Kim Chi doesn't blink. And she. And she cries.
[04:15]
Edward Norton
Just crying.
[04:16]
Monet X Change
She will not blink, y'all. I'm not kidding. She will not blink. There are tears streaming down her face while she has Mii Gunner. She has a. She has a RuPaul. Mii Gunner. Like RuPaul out of drag with a briefcase. It's honestly hilarious. Tears rolling down her face.
[04:34]
Edward Norton
I was playing Smash last night, and this fucking M.E. gunner character was. I mean, dragging me all. I could not get a moment's rest. I. Every time I thought I had. I had any leverage, this bitch was embarrassing me.
[04:47]
Monet X Change
A good drag name. Annie Leverage.
[04:49]
Edward Norton
Annie Leverage. I like Annie Leverage. That's good.
[04:53]
Monet X Change
Annie Thingos. Annie Thingos. Thingos could be a last name Thingos. Yeah, Thingos could definitely be a last name thingos. If I said my name was Carl Thingos. What's your name? Bradley Thingos. What's your name? Daquan Thingos. What's your name? Abigail Thingos. What's your name? Anything goes.
[05:18]
Edward Norton
It's Anything goes.
[05:21]
Monet X Change
Anything goes.
[05:22]
Edward Norton
Lana Jeray. Lana Jeray is such a good drag name. I like that.
[05:26]
Monet X Change
Okay, anyway. What are you talking about? Oh, video games. So you and I have not done a smash against the fans or the patrons in a really long time, y'all. Let me tell right now. Me and Money are good at smash. Genuinely. Y'all are crazy. Like, the ones who are, like, the ones who are, like, good. You And I got. We got. We've been scrubbed several times.
[05:46]
Edward Norton
Who I can.
[05:47]
Monet X Change
Any.
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Edward Norton
I don't know any patrons. No cousins, no siblings, no aunties, no cool aunts, no stepdads. Not one of y'all have ever scrubbed me. So what's good?
[05:57]
Monet X Change
And you gonna hold that so you me that if we do a little patreon, not a single patron will beat you.
[06:02]
Edward Norton
Not a single one. No, I'm saying that shit with my motherfucking chest.
[06:07]
Monet X Change
Monet. Jacob beat you in Smashed in the tournament.
[06:10]
Edward Norton
Okay, but Jacob and I played. Jake and I have played hundreds of times. And he beat you hundreds of times. He maybe won twice.
[06:18]
Monet X Change
We have it on video.
[06:20]
Edward Norton
Maybe once. Twice.
[06:22]
Monet X Change
It's my new favorite thing. A new cut, a new do, a new color.
[06:31]
Edward Norton
All right, Monet.
[06:32]
Monet X Change
Y'all heard that? Monet threw the gauntlet down. Monet said none of y'all. None of you punk ass cousins, uncles, cool dads, stepmoms, none of you have anything on macaroni x cheese.
[06:44]
Edward Norton
Y'all can't. Y'all can't see the. Y'all can't see the door.
[06:47]
Monet X Change
I mean, I think they're gonna scrub you pretty hard, but. What. What do I know?
[06:50]
Edward Norton
No, no. I like to see it.
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Monet X Change
And the person who beats you will be a bobblehead.
[06:56]
Edward Norton
They won't.
[06:57]
Monet X Change
That's. That's.
[06:58]
Edward Norton
If that's some crazy chance off chance that the person beats me, they would 1000% be monation, and they need to. We gonna look at. We gonna look at y'all tweets and shit to see what y'all talking about. To see if y'all.
[07:11]
Monet X Change
When the game starts, we're gonna have them say bobblehead or monation before the game starts. There ain't gonna be no Swip.
[07:17]
Edward Norton
Ain't gonna be no Flipsiders.
[07:20]
Monet X Change
No. No Fence Riders, honey.
[07:22]
Edward Norton
Yeah.
[07:22]
Monet X Change
We done told y'all we don't do dual citizenship. Honey.
[07:26]
Edward Norton
Yes, I see this. Let Bob Bog. Bob Bobblehead zit over the talk. You can have dual citizenship here in Monation. You can be both. You can be both.
[07:36]
Monet X Change
Listen, it's New York and New Jersey, and obviously the monation is New Jersey. Okay?
[07:43]
Edward Norton
I am New York. You're the transplant. You're the transplant.
[07:47]
Monet X Change
I don't remember. I am an iconic New Yorker. It is what it is.
[07:51]
Edward Norton
You're a transplant from the bowels. From the bowels of Georgia.
[07:57]
Monet X Change
You know, you were transplant from the annals of the Caribbean.
[08:03]
Edward Norton
First of all, New York is Caribbean. New York and the Caribbean are synonymous. New York probably Has probably. Probably has one of the biggest West Indian Caribbean populations in America.
[08:15]
Monet X Change
But it's New York City. It has the biggest population. It has the biggest population in America.
[08:19]
Edward Norton
No, isn't. Isn't. Doesn't California have more people over here?
[08:22]
Monet X Change
New York City. Some of the city.
[08:24]
Edward Norton
Okay, but I was on my. The state.
[08:26]
Monet X Change
New York State, obviously, New York State is no 1. Anybody talk about money. Almost half of New Yorkers live in New York City and Long Island.
[08:32]
Edward Norton
But I'm saying New York State has probably the biggest West Indian Caribbean population in all of America.
[08:37]
Monet X Change
They have a big Caribbean population.
[08:38]
Edward Norton
Yes. Caribbeans are all over New York State, Long Island, Poughkeepsie. We are all over that state.
[08:45]
Monet X Change
But you're not.
[08:47]
Edward Norton
Yeah, I'm from New York City.
[08:48]
Monet X Change
You're only in New York City. You're local. You're a local queen.
[08:52]
Edward Norton
Yeah, I rode the local train onto your ass uptown.
[08:56]
Monet X Change
I was. I was on the one train, which, honestly, I'm gonna say about this right now, the best train in the city. The 1 train is the best train in the city.
[09:04]
Edward Norton
Why is that?
[09:04]
Monet X Change
The one train was the first train to get the time ticker. The first one when all y'all.
[09:10]
Edward Norton
What time ticker.
[09:11]
Monet X Change
The one that tells you exactly when, how long till the train shows up. The one train was the first one to get that. I feel.
[09:15]
Edward Norton
What? That's not true.
[09:17]
Monet X Change
When y'all was over on the A train. Guessing that's not true. Hoping and wishing.
[09:21]
Edward Norton
I'm gonna look it up.
[09:22]
Monet X Change
On the one train. We knew. We knew. Three minutes to the next train, six minutes to the next train. We knew.
[09:27]
Edward Norton
They would.
[09:28]
Monet X Change
They would.
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Edward Norton
They would. They would waste that on a fucking local line. Are you fucking drunk? They will waste that information on a local train. Nigga, are you crazy?
[09:35]
Monet X Change
First of all, the one train services a lot of people.
[09:38]
Edward Norton
Yeah, it's. No, but.
[09:40]
Monet X Change
Upper west side.
[09:42]
Edward Norton
And that's it.
[09:43]
Monet X Change
West Village. What do you mean, that's.
[09:46]
Edward Norton
You can't. Okay, so if. So. So then if you. If we divide by neighborhoods, the H Ran is servicing the most people over the west side.
[09:54]
Monet X Change
Over Upper west side. It goes straight past the Upper west side.
[09:57]
Edward Norton
Yeah, but we're talking about. Bitch, the H train starts in Far Rockaway. It goes all the way up to talking about Manhattan.
[10:02]
Monet X Change
I'm talking about what's happening in Manhattan. Obviously, the one train also goes into Brooklyn.
[10:07]
Edward Norton
It does not. Nigga, you. Do you know where you live?
[10:12]
Monet X Change
Anyway, it's south of South Ferry, but it goes up into the brickety Bronx.
[10:17]
Edward Norton
You don't Even know the one train.
[10:19]
Monet X Change
Goes to South Ferry. I know one to South Ferry.
[10:21]
Edward Norton
You can't take it back. The one train goes to Brooklyn. You are so not New York.
[10:25]
Monet X Change
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not from New York. I'm an iconic New Yorker.
[10:28]
Edward Norton
Iconic New Yorker.
[10:29]
Monet X Change
I'm not from New York. I'm an iconic New Yorker.
[10:31]
Edward Norton
No.
[10:31]
Monet X Change
And it is what it is.
[10:33]
Edward Norton
No.
[10:33]
Monet X Change
I am an iconic New Yorker. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am an iconic New Yorker. I don't know why it bothers you so much that I'm an iconic New Yorker, but I am. I am an iconic New Yorker.
[10:39]
Edward Norton
You know, why does that.
[10:40]
Monet X Change
Why does that bother you so much?
[10:41]
Edward Norton
It doesn't bother me, but I'm just saying you're not.
[10:43]
Monet X Change
Well, the city of New York disagrees, so whatever. Like when they were looking for again, when they were looking for voices for the mta, I was next to Nas. Nas Nasty. Nas De Esco to Escobar. Now he is Nostradamus.
[10:58]
Edward Norton
You don't even know no Nas raps. Give me a Nas rap.
[11:03]
Monet X Change
From if I Ruled the world and everything in it. Sky's the limit. I push it 2, 4, 5, infinite. I'd open every song to Attica.
[11:12]
Edward Norton
What song was that?
[11:13]
Monet X Change
If I ruled the world. Imagine that. Yeah, you went to a. You went to all my sons I love them, love them, baby Black diamonds and pearls could it be if you could be mine we both shine if I ruled the world still living for today and we will walk right up.
[11:32]
Edward Norton
To the sun that's such a basic noz song. I need you to do a deep. Like in real New York is no song like no real Nas.
[11:38]
Monet X Change
I'm not a. I am an iconic New Yorker. I'm not from New York.
[11:40]
Edward Norton
I'm an iconic iconic New Yorkers. Don't like iconic Nas.
[11:44]
Monet X Change
You don't even know Jay Z songs.
[11:45]
Edward Norton
Yes, I do do one big pan fans lyrics.
[11:50]
Monet X Change
I just hook lyrics. Verse.
[11:53]
Edward Norton
I just did it.
[11:54]
Monet X Change
The verse. Not the chorus. The verse.
[11:56]
Edward Norton
Ok. No, you can't. You can't make your own qualifiers. I started doing this song.
[11:59]
Monet X Change
Just one verse. Just one verse. One verse from any Jay Z song.
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Edward Norton
Ok. Rich nigga Pon N. That's the chorus. No, it's not.
[12:10]
Monet X Change
Yes, it is. Brooch Nigga Rick, Nigga House Nigga Phil N. Still N Bob. That is the chorus. Monet, you don't even know the song. It's called the Ballad of oj.
[12:20]
Edward Norton
I. I know. What album is it on? Is it is it on four?
[12:24]
Monet X Change
It's like numbers four, three, two or four.
[12:26]
Edward Norton
You never know. Four, four. Four minutes and 44.
[12:28]
Monet X Change
Second up, mon. You're in front of your comp. I can see it in your eyes. I'm looking. I can see it in your eyes. First of all, it's called the Ballad of OJ that is the chorus. It is not the verse. Do you know a verse from that song? One verse from that song?
[12:46]
Edward Norton
I can't think of it right now.
[12:48]
Monet X Change
One verse from any Jay Z, one verse from any.
[12:51]
Edward Norton
Oh, okay. Any Jay Z song.
[12:53]
Monet X Change
Just one verse.
[12:56]
Edward Norton
Yeah, yeah, about that. Brooklyn knob down and Tribeca boom.
[13:02]
Monet X Change
That's for. I want a verse right next to the D train.
[13:08]
Edward Norton
But I'll be hood forever I'm the new Madonna and since I made it here I can make it anywhere yeah, they love me everywhere I used to cop in Harlem, hola. My Dominicanos right there up in Broadway Brought me Back to that McDonald's took it to my street Catch me in the kitchen like a sandwich whipping pain.
[13:30]
Monet X Change
But you are sweating trying to remember.
[13:32]
Edward Norton
The lyrics H3 off white, off white, off white Lexus driving so slow But BK is from Texas Me, I'm out that bedside home of that boy Biggie Now I'm live on billboards and rock by my boys Just stop, okay?
[13:53]
Monet X Change
You have bits and pieces of one.
[13:56]
Edward Norton
It was all a dream I used to read Word up magazine Salt and pepper and heavy D up in the limousine Happy hacking, hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday rap attack, Mr. Magic Molly Mall I have a sneaking suspicion.
[14:09]
Monet X Change
That'S the only Biggie song you know.
[14:11]
Edward Norton
No, I was a turret in the public school era Bathroom passes screaming glasses squeezing asses since 13 a chubby nigga on the scene Party and bullshit and.
[14:22]
Monet X Change
Party and bullshit now from your time in Atlanta. 16. When I was in New York, I actually invested in learning about New York.
[14:29]
Edward Norton
Oh, I know, I know. Riding dirty on 85.
[14:32]
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't know, that's all. I don't think you do know. This reminds me of when you keep telling me when you every single time insist that you know all the lyrics to Beyonce's the Queen edit. You still don't. Don't do it, Monae. Don't do it again. You don't know it. Don't do it again. You don't know the names.
[14:49]
Edward Norton
I literally preparing for this, for this, for a time like this. I knew, I knew it will come back on the podcast. And I'm about to eat your ass with this Shit. You ready for it?
[14:56]
Monet X Change
This is round four, so maybe it's round four.
[14:59]
Edward Norton
No, it's not.
[15:00]
Monet X Change
It's at least your third time trying to do this. Looking it up. Put your hands up. Oh, my God. Keep your fucking hands up. What? What in the blue lives matter what.
[15:10]
Edward Norton
In the blue lives matter is happening here?
[15:12]
Monet X Change
You are looking it up, Monet. I'm not stupid.
[15:14]
Edward Norton
I'm not looking anything up.
[15:16]
Monet X Change
I'm not stupid. Bitch, take a picture of your screen right now and send it to the group chat. Don't. No.
[15:21]
Edward Norton
With your phone.
[15:22]
Monet X Change
With your phone. You are shady. You are shady. Yes, you are this bitch. I'm not stupid. This is a stop and frizz. Keep your hands.
[15:35]
Edward Norton
What I'm saying to y'all, keep your.
[15:40]
Monet X Change
Fucking hands where I can see them. Okay? Now keep your hands up and do the song. Do not put your hands down.
[15:50]
Edward Norton
Okay, I'm not.
[15:51]
Monet X Change
What are you doing? Put your hands up.
[15:53]
Edward Norton
I want to record it.
[15:55]
Monet X Change
We are recording, bitch. Put your hands up by your face and sing the song. You are not. Stop. Put your. Sing it.
[16:09]
Edward Norton
Okay, just. I didn't. The first word.
[16:12]
Monet X Change
No, I need the first word. The first word.
[16:41]
Edward Norton
I just need the first word.
[16:42]
Monet X Change
Okay, it starts with. I forgot how it starts. Now you got me up. Wait, hold on. You don't know either, Jacob, what's the first word? Sorry. What's the song name? It's called Queen Edit. It's called Renaissance Queen Edit.
[17:01]
Edward Norton
Ooh.
[17:02]
Monet X Change
That sent me to the mood. Stop looking it up, Monet.
[17:04]
Edward Norton
I'm not. I'm really not. I'm really not.
[17:07]
Monet X Change
Monet. You try to bite to remember. Can't remember. Hold on, love. Rosetta Tharp. Rosetta Tharp.
[17:18]
Edward Norton
Rosetta Tharp. Santi Gold, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone, Kelly, Roland, Levon.
[17:25]
Monet X Change
No, no.
[17:26]
Edward Norton
Badu. Badu.
[17:27]
Monet X Change
Nope. Well, you know it, Mitch. Rosetta Tharp, Santigo, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone. And. I don't. I don't. I've never. I also never claimed to know all the lyrics. Betty Davis. Betty Davis, Knowles, Badu, Lizzo, Kelly Roll, Son and Son. Roberta Flack, Lauryn Hill.
[17:49]
Edward Norton
Roberta Flack, Toni, Janet, Tierra Wack, Missy Diana, Grace Jones, Aretha, Anissa, Grace Jones, Helen Falacha, Bay, Adu Jili from Philly. We love you.
[17:59]
Monet X Change
Don't just stand there. Let's get into it. Strike a pose. There's nothing to it. Vogue. So, to be fair, neither of us knows it, but money. I'm going to. You have three months in March. I'm going to ask you again in March. I'm asking you again. Let's take a break.
[18:22]
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[20:30]
Monet X Change
Learn from the World's Best all in one place with Masterclass the only streaming platform where you can learn and grow. With over 200 of the world's best. Masterclass always has great offers during the holidays, sometimes up to as much as 50% off. Head over to masterclass.com Spotify for the current offer. That's up to 50% off@masterclass.com Spotify hey y'all, I would love if you could go out and get my book Harriet Tubman Live in Concert. I really wanna be a New York Times bestseller. You can go to readthedragqueen.com yes audible counts yes you can get it from Amazon. Yes. You can get it from Barnes and Noble. Yes. You can get it from your local bookstore. Go to readthedragqueen.com. yes, I am actually voicing the audiobook. So Again, go to readthedragqueen.com and get your copy of Harriet Tubman Live in concert and back to the episode. Can we, now that we've had some space, can we all go back to acknowledging that Beyonce's best album is Lemonade? Now that we've had some space from Renaissance, now that the dust has settled, can we all just recalibrate and acknowledge that Beyonce's best album is, to this day, Lemonade.
[21:45]
Edward Norton
Trying to think you can taste that dishonesty. Hold up. Sorry.
[21:52]
Monet X Change
You want me to read some songs off from it?
[21:54]
Edward Norton
Yeah.
[21:55]
Monet X Change
Okay. Lemonade. Oh, I going to Spotify. Type in Lemonade. Okay. Lemon Cello. Okay. Lemonade has. Pray you catch me. Hold up. Don't hurt yourself. Sorry. Six Inch Daddy Lessons, Love Drought, Sand Castles Forward, Freedom, All Night Formation and sorry, original demo.
[22:19]
Edward Norton
I don't. I. I genuinely enjoy, like, Renaissance a lot.
[22:24]
Monet X Change
Or. Or we can have this conversation. The one that no one mentions, which is crazy to me.
[22:31]
Edward Norton
What?
[22:32]
Monet X Change
B Day. B Day.
[22:34]
Edward Norton
That's Partition and stuff.
[22:35]
Monet X Change
This is. No, that was Beyonce. That was Beyonce. That was Beyonce.
[22:39]
Edward Norton
Beyonce.
[22:40]
Monet X Change
Deja vu get me body sugar mama upgrade Ring the alarm Kitty cat freak em dress Green light, irreplaceable.
[22:53]
Edward Norton
Beyonce makes some bops. Girl, you still go sit here and.
[22:58]
Monet X Change
Look me in the face and tell me that Renaissance is Beyonce's best album.
[23:02]
Edward Norton
I do. I really love Renaissance. I think Renaissance is my. I mean, but it's just. There are a lot of great options.
[23:09]
Monet X Change
We need more distance. I'm gonna give you some more. You still have Renaissanceitis. It's such a. Beyonce and Lemonade are both better albums than Renaissance.
[23:19]
Edward Norton
You think so?
[23:20]
Monet X Change
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Listen to these ringers from B Day. Ring the Alarm is such a great song. Are you Beehive?
[23:32]
Edward Norton
I think I am. I did my Spotify rap. I listened to Beyonce 4000. It was like 3928 minutes this year. And you know, I'm also Camp SZA and she was only like 1500 this year for me.
[23:46]
Monet X Change
I would not call myself Beehive. I don't think I would not. But also, Beyonce has Drunken Love, Pretty Hurts, Blow Partition, Flawless Blue. Great songs on that one.
[24:04]
Edward Norton
That's when Blue Ivy was nominated for or won her Grammy.
[24:07]
Monet X Change
I don't remember.
[24:09]
Edward Norton
Did you like Black is King? I loved Black is King.
[24:11]
Monet X Change
I Like, the visuals of it. But I only took one song away from Blackest King. There's only one song I took from Blackest King.
[24:16]
Edward Norton
Which one?
[24:17]
Monet X Change
Well, two. Brown Skin Girl and Power.
[24:20]
Edward Norton
Also. You don't like Black Parade? I love Black Parade on there.
[24:26]
Monet X Change
I think that power is. I'm gonna go on a crazy limb and say that Power is Beyonce's best song.
[24:33]
Edward Norton
Her best song of her entire catalog.
[24:36]
Monet X Change
When I want to hear a Beyonce song, that's the one I pick.
[24:41]
Edward Norton
No, it's a good song. But her be Girl, her best song.
[24:45]
Monet X Change
Bob, I said what I said. No, Gimme Biden is also an absolute.
[24:51]
Edward Norton
Gimme Biden is a great fucking record.
[24:53]
Monet X Change
Extended mix. If I go to the club and you don't play the extended mix, I'm burning the building down.
[24:58]
Edward Norton
When I dj, I don't play the extended one anymore.
[25:00]
Monet X Change
What?
[25:01]
Edward Norton
No, I just play the regular version because there's so many. There's so many songs I want to get through when I do a DJ set. 60 minutes is never enough because there's so much music I want to play.
[25:11]
Monet X Change
Criminal Activity.
[25:13]
Edward Norton
Yeah. No, I'm not fan Next time to one also. That's because you're an early millennial. Yeah, early millennials love that they extended mix. Younger millennials. At this point, we want the shorter one.
[25:25]
Monet X Change
Drop down, I was hit the floor with it Drop, Drop down I was hit the floor with it do the oh do the oh do the oh oh, oh, oh no, no so many great men walk across the room. Love Naomi Gamma. Do the Naomi Gamma walk Naomi Gamma. So many great moments.
[25:41]
Edward Norton
I like your outfit.
[25:42]
Monet X Change
Thank you. I. I didn't change. Spoiler. We're filming this. This is the same day from the last episode, and I didn't feel like changing my necklace, so I just kept it on because the necklace is a little bit long. So it's actually, like, tied in the back, and I didn't feel like taking it off.
[25:56]
Edward Norton
Got it. And tell me about this hat. It looks like a Bob's Burgers hat or something.
[26:01]
Monet X Change
Just little devil horns.
[26:03]
Edward Norton
Got it.
[26:03]
Monet X Change
Just a little devil.
[26:05]
Edward Norton
What if this art in the back, Is this from an artist or just from online somewhere?
[26:10]
Monet X Change
Jacob, you want to take it away? Yeah. There's an artist who I like, and I believe his handle is drawmedenis on Instagram. There you have it.
[26:22]
Edward Norton
Work. Interesting.
[26:23]
Monet X Change
And there you have it.
[26:25]
Edward Norton
I want to get more 3D art in my home. Not 3D picture, like sculptural heart. You sculpt sculptural art to hang on Your walls. Like, things that. I want more things like that in my home. I think I need more art. I was, I was in my bedroom last night, I was like, there's not enough art in here. I want more things. I want more things. I want. So in my front yard, I'm thinking about putting a big sculpture in there. Do you think that'll be too much?
[26:49]
Monet X Change
I don't know.
[26:50]
Edward Norton
When you walk in to the right.
[26:52]
Monet X Change
Otherwise it'd be on top of your car. So. Yes, I gather that. Thank you. I mean, you don't have a huge front yard and there's not really much going on in the front yard right now, so maybe it would give you a focal point. I mean, when you say huge, how huge are you talking?
[27:04]
Edward Norton
I want something at least like 9ft tall.
[27:08]
Monet X Change
So it'd be peeking over the fence?
[27:10]
Edward Norton
Yeah, for sure. Maybe it could be something low profile. Maybe something closer to ground.
[27:16]
Monet X Change
I think something people over the fence is a little gauche, but I think there's something smaller and more like when you get in. But there's something like. Oh, what is like. It's like there's curiosity. What is that thing versus coming in? Like, oh, wow, there's a thing.
[27:34]
Edward Norton
Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. Well, also, can y'all just. Oh, can we go to black market? We should go to black market flea together one of these days.
[27:41]
Monet X Change
What is that?
[27:42]
Edward Norton
It's a flea market in la. It happens once a month, I think. And it's like all black owned artists selling their things there at this. At this flea market.
[27:53]
Monet X Change
Why isn't it called black flea market instead of black market flea?
[27:56]
Edward Norton
Maybe black market. Maybe black flea market was already taken. This one is like, there's like music, there's dancing. There's a whole bunch of stuff at this thing. I think it's more like an event that happens monthly.
[28:05]
Monet X Change
Not much of a flea market type, but. But I. But I am hanging out with my friend type, so I'll definitely go.
[28:10]
Edward Norton
Yeah, I got.
[28:11]
Monet X Change
Who has a really wonderfully decorated home? Who? Jackie Beat.
[28:17]
Edward Norton
I've never been to Jackie Beat's home.
[28:18]
Monet X Change
And she's really, really into decorating. And they're coming. I'm like, do I want to be really into decorating? And the answer is, objectively, I do not.
[28:25]
Edward Norton
You do not?
[28:26]
Monet X Change
I do not.
[28:28]
Edward Norton
Would you ever hire like a. An interior designer to just overhaul your space and like completely redesign it?
[28:35]
Monet X Change
Not overhaul. I like a lot of elements of my home. Why do you keep trying to get me to redesign my home? No, there are Elements of my home that I like. So I would not overhaul my entire home. No. Okay, would you. Would you hire Intro? But would you hire someone to do it? Like, just get rid of all all that crap you have in there now and do it like, nice.
[28:53]
Edward Norton
Maybe like a few years, but not right now. Right now I literally just did it.
[28:57]
Monet X Change
But yeah, no, I would not get my home redecorated.
[29:00]
Edward Norton
I would say when I watch shows on, like, because I'm like, at hgtv, I would, like, put AGTV on. Just watch for hours. Like, when I, like, do.
[29:07]
Monet X Change
I'm.
[29:07]
Edward Norton
I'm doing a lot of staying at home right now, so I'm just watching a lot of tv and HGTV just gets me like a whole. Like, I need to more. And until I do this.
[29:15]
Monet X Change
Well, the truth is, I don't like decorating. I don't like homemaking. I get no thrill. It's. It's like. It's like cooking for me. I get. There is nothing about cooking that is exciting or fun or interesting to me.
[29:27]
Edward Norton
Damn.
[29:28]
Monet X Change
Especially the notion of cooking more than one thing at a time. Cooking an entire meal. Like trying to cook the entree and then also trying to cook the. The sides and then also making a salad and then also getting stress. It's not fun. It's really stressful.
[29:47]
Edward Norton
Stressful.
[29:48]
Monet X Change
Yeah. It is stressful. Like, you have to time it right or like, okay, if I cook the sides too soon, will they be cold? If I took them too late, will they be. Will this be ready? What's going to be? What can I leave on the sub? What can I leave in the oven? What. What temperature you put it? It's not fun. It does not feel good to me.
[30:03]
Edward Norton
Well, now that I finally have my out, I'm getting my out. The furniture together. I definitely want to invite everyone over for like a. In my. In my mind, I'm going to be doing dinner parties. I'm not going to do it often, but in my mind I will be.
[30:14]
Monet X Change
You don't have, like, a big table, though.
[30:15]
Edward Norton
I do need a big table. I have a big table out there where it was always. It was against the wall. That's why no one saw it, because we. But the chairs just came, so now I put it.
[30:24]
Monet X Change
You're gonna eat outside?
[30:26]
Edward Norton
Yeah.
[30:27]
Monet X Change
That sounds fun.
[30:28]
Edward Norton
Yeah.
[30:28]
Monet X Change
Isn't that a picnic? What's the difference between a picnic and the dinner party?
[30:32]
Edward Norton
I think a dinner. I mean, a dinner party doesn't have to be outside. A picnic is outside.
[30:37]
Monet X Change
So was it like a barbecue? Okay, wait, I feel like you're eating in the backyard. Is it a dinner party? Eating in the backyard? Yeah. Why is it not a picnic?
[30:49]
Edward Norton
Because a picnic. I think a picnic denotes, like, eating on the ground with, like, a specific type of place setting.
[30:59]
Monet X Change
Like the gingham or checker.
[31:00]
Edward Norton
Yeah. When you say dinner, I think that means more of, like, you think a formal dinner. Like you're sitting at a table, time of day. Oh, yeah, there we go. Time of day.
[31:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[31:11]
Edward Norton
You can't have a picnic at night. Even if you had the gingham and everything, you're not having a picnic.
[31:15]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So if you put a table and also the sitting together. Cause a picnic, you can all sit anywhere.
[31:23]
Edward Norton
Yeah.
[31:24]
Monet X Change
So if there's a table in the backyard and everyone's at the table and it is nighttime.
[31:29]
Edward Norton
Yeah. That's a dinner party.
[31:30]
Monet X Change
Then I would say that's. By the way, this is not official. This is me and Monet making up our versions of what we think it is. So don't. Don't go being like, I heard we. I know for a fact. Cause this is. That's not what we said. We did not. We did not say that. Keep it cute.
[31:46]
Edward Norton
Have you and Jacob ever had a picnic?
[31:49]
Monet X Change
No, we don't. We don't have a yard.
[31:51]
Edward Norton
Okay. You don't have to have a picnic. You can go out to a park or something to have a picnic.
[31:56]
Monet X Change
No, Jacob and I have never thrown. You mean, like us two together having a picnic? Yeah.
[31:59]
Edward Norton
The two of y'all like a date?
[32:01]
Monet X Change
No, we've never done that. No, Jacob, we done that. No, no, we don't really do outside stuff like that. Yeah, we'll go to, like, a restaurant or a theater. We don't go to restaurants. I don't. I don't like going to restaurants.
[32:12]
Edward Norton
Okay, so, like, when you guys go on, like. Have you guys ever had a romantic dinner date?
[32:17]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[32:18]
Edward Norton
To where? Or was it.
[32:20]
Monet X Change
I mean. Well, we went to a. It wasn't dinner. We went to the. What's that? The beach, baby. Santa Monica. Went to the Santa Monica piers and we ate down there. But it was like we went to Ferris wheel when we were eating. We were driving, hanging out, spending time together.
[32:35]
Edward Norton
Got it. But you guys don't say, like, I'm going to make a reservation at that. That new place in La Yaya. To go have dinner there. Like a seven. Like, y'all wear a nice outfit and, like, have dinner.
[32:45]
Monet X Change
Like, I don't like going to restaurants. Me out.
[32:50]
Edward Norton
Jacob, do you like going to restaurants?
[32:52]
Monet X Change
I do.
[32:53]
Edward Norton
Got it.
[32:55]
Monet X Change
I mean, if Jacob. If Jacob really want to go to restaurant, I would go with him. Jacob never. He's never been like. I've never been like. No, but if Jacob want to go to restaurant, we could go to one. Do you want to go to a restaurant, Jacob? I mean, I'm good. I. I go to restaurants with Mikey and that's that. I get my restaurant fixed there. Yeah. Take. When I go to shows, though.
[33:14]
Edward Norton
Shows. Yeah, obviously. Annie and I, we. We are big boys. We eat, we like to eat. We. We love going to restaurants. Restaurants are definitely an activity we do often.
[33:23]
Monet X Change
I don't understand. You got to go to Dante in Beverly Hills.
[33:27]
Edward Norton
Dante.
[33:28]
Monet X Change
Dante, Beverly Hills. That's the one. I will say they have really good drinks there and maybe that's why I like them and maybe that's. But the food is pretty good too, and it's a nice view.
[33:36]
Edward Norton
Okay, let me, Let me. Let me put this in my Google maps so I don't forget. There's so many restaurants.
[33:40]
Monet X Change
Restaurants don't stress out.
[33:41]
Edward Norton
D, D, A, N T, E. Yep. Dante, Beverly Hill. Wait, okay. What's stressful about a restaurant to you again?
[33:50]
Monet X Change
Well, the music is always too loud for one. Setting up reservations stresses me out.
[33:58]
Edward Norton
You're get. Make Kennedy do it.
[34:01]
Monet X Change
The tables are too close. This is my New York City experience. The tables are always too close together and I feel like I'm screaming, trying to be heard in the restaurant. I don't like candles at the table.
[34:15]
Edward Norton
God damn.
[34:17]
Monet X Change
The open flames always stress me out. What do you think?
[34:20]
Edward Norton
You think someone's going to spontaneously come, bust and catch on fire?
[34:24]
Monet X Change
It wouldn't be spontaneous. It would be catching fire with a candle. It'd be, It'd be. They'd be set ablaze.
[34:30]
Edward Norton
Well, I was, I was, I was. I was being like extra like saying like they're like they have a spark in them that's going to combust and then the whole table catches. Probably because there's a flame there too.
[34:38]
Monet X Change
I just don't like it. It just stresses me out. There's open flame at the table and it's also dark. It's really dark in the restaurants. What does stressing me out about it sometimes if I'm with someone, but I would like for our interaction to be done. We are bound by the food.
[34:54]
Edward Norton
Well, I wouldn't say going on. So are you talking about like a. Dates with or like or like a friend?
[34:59]
Monet X Change
Restaurants in general, you ask me what's stress matter about restaurants? These are the things that just matter about restaurants. In general.
[35:04]
Edward Norton
Do you, but do you like going out for a. Maybe not one on one. Like do you like going out to a restaurant with like let's say you, Kim Naega and I set out to go to dinner. Do you like that type of restaurant experience or not even that is stressful to you.
[35:15]
Monet X Change
I'll go. If someone else is doing all the planning, I'll go. But I'm not like if a new restaurant opens there's no part of me that's like I gotta get down to that restaurant.
[35:25]
Edward Norton
Just gotta try food. I love food and different drinks.
[35:27]
Monet X Change
But I did want to go to this Kevin Hart's vegan joint.
[35:32]
Edward Norton
It's like a fast food joint. It's not like a sit down dinner restaurant.
[35:35]
Monet X Change
I was just curious. I mean listen, we're not judging, we're just, we're just talking about experiences here.
[35:40]
Edward Norton
Talking, speaking about that. Y'all, I have my tour Lifey lifein'speaking.
[35:45]
Monet X Change
Of vegan restaurants.
[35:47]
Edward Norton
Vegan restaurants and I need you guys. We, we, we put the, the tickets in Toronto. That's a new market. And Denver, we had to refund all the tickets so we kind of started from zero again. So if you are in Denver and cuz I, I moved it and when I moved it from May to, to January, some like two markets we had to like refund. Other markets they just, you can keep your tickets. But a few markets they had to like completely refund all the tickets and start again. So if you're in Denver and you want to come see me do my show lifey Life, I'm going to be there January 16th. Make sure you go to monexchange.com right now to get your tickets so I can see you there. Also Toronto, I've not been to Canada in a while. The last time I performed in Canada, Bob and I did just for laughs, Toronto. So I'm back in Toronto doing my show. It's a really good time to go to monetexchange.com and all a bunch of other cities. Go to my website, you'll see the tickets, buy them, I'll see you there in January.
[36:39]
Monet X Change
How many Tums can you eat before it's considered candy?
[36:42]
Edward Norton
I don't like Tums. I don't understand. Wait, what is Tums for again?
[36:44]
Monet X Change
For heartburn, antacid.
[36:46]
Edward Norton
Got it. Yeah. I've never chewed on Tums. Like in my mind they won't, they don't taste good. Do they taste good?
[36:53]
Monet X Change
I just ate two. It tastes pretty good to me. Tastes like candy.
[36:55]
Edward Norton
Like it tastes like what? Like a. Like. Like. Like a. Like. Like a. Like a Pez.
[36:58]
Monet X Change
A chalky sweet. Imagine if an al. Maybe not. I wouldn't say the texture of an Altoid, because that's not quite correct, but an Altoid is the best texture I can think of right now. But the flavor of a. Like a dull skittle.
[37:17]
Edward Norton
Interesting. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not into Tums, but that's when I had that violent fucking acid reflux that I had to get on medic medication for. But I take Prevacid. Prevacid. Fix my shit, girl. My shit was fucking getting into your mid-30s. Girl, that acid will fuck your shit up. Remember I used to wake up in the morning talking about some, hey, how y'all doing? That shit was fucking me up. And also, even though if you sleep on your right side, that can cause. The way your body is wired, that causes acid reflux. If you. If you have acid reflux, you should be sleeping on your left side because your pipes are going up this way so the acid can come up. But if you sleep on your right side, you're fucked.
[37:58]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I did know that, actually.
[37:59]
Edward Norton
Did you? Yeah, work.
[38:02]
Monet X Change
My friend Kevin told me. My friend Kevin. Anton. I'm not big.
[38:08]
Edward Norton
Oh, okay. Here's a question for you. So you go out to dinner with a bunch of people, right? And let's say you, you and four of the people that drink. We are drink. We. In addition to our drinking, in addition to our dinner, we've had drinks all night. Each person had, like, two or three drinks. So this dries up, obviously, the cost of the bill, way higher. Are you like, well, like, I shouldn't be having to pay for everyone's drinks, or are you like, whatever, I'm at dinner, I'm splitting it.
[38:34]
Monet X Change
I will answer that question when we get back from a break.
[38:40]
Timothee Chalamet
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Edward Norton
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Edward Norton
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Edward Norton
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Edward Norton
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Monet X Change
Inconsiderate of the drinkers to not like, here's the thing. If we all order appetizers and you're like, well, I don't. If like, everyone's like, let's get appetizers. And one person's like, I just don't want any. Yeah, you have the right to not pay for that for that chunk of the bill. But then we need to. I think that maybe if people are actually concerned about the money, that conversation needs to be had up front before we get to the point where it's getting weird. If you think, if you have concerns about the money, I think that you should bring that up at the top of the dinner as opposed to waiting till the end.
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Edward Norton
Yeah, I agree with that. But also, and I do think it's a little, I mean, again, I think.
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Monet X Change
If someone brings it up, if someone brings it up, hey, I didn't have any beforehand.
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Edward Norton
I get that. Yeah.
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Monet X Change
If someone brings it up, hey, I didn't have any drinks. And if you give any pushback, I think the pushback is shady.
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Edward Norton
I think that, I think. I don't know. I. I don't know. I guess I've, I've never, not since I've been going out to dinner with friends. I've always drank. I've always drink. I always drink. So I guess not consideration I've made, but I can see how it can be annoying or like people have had like three or four drinks because a drink is like 17 a pop. Three of those. But you're looking at what, for 40, 48, 40, almost $50 for three drinks. So. And that's. You multiply that by three other people and having the person who doesn't drink split, that feels unfair. But I agree, like saying at the top. But like, when we're all deciding to split it evenly and one person like, well, I ain't drink three drinks. And that becomes. I mean, it's fair. It's just. It's just annoying.
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Monet X Change
I don't think it's. I think it's more annoying to pay for someone else's drinks. And you've never. When you haven't had a drink in years, like, bitch, I haven't had a drink. Not only did I drink this time, I don't drink at all. I don't drink. And it's not like I made it up by ordering more appetizer or ordering a more expensive meal. Like, I think it's weird that the person who's drinking is like, ugh. It's like, well, bitch, I didn't tell you to drink. You chose to drink.
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Edward Norton
But I think it's common practice. If we're all going out to drink, we're splitting the bill. Especially if you have a friend group, you kind of know that the situation. But at the top of the dinner, I agree with you. Like, before it's time to be like, hey, just, just, just, I'm not drinking and I don't expect to pay for drinks. I'm like, you know what? That makes sense.
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Monet X Change
But when it's here, we're not all going out to drink. I'm going out to eat. We're not all going out to drink.
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Edward Norton
I said drink. I meant eat. We're all going out to dinner, right? And you know that you're with your friends that drink. And we've gone to dinner a bunch of times. You know how we operate at dinner. I mean, like, hey, guys, just so we're clear, like, before we start dinner, I'm not drinking, so I just want to be mindful that when we get to the check at the end. Noted. Got it.
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Monet X Change
It also seems like it's just. It's just like an extra 30, 30 seconds of work to figure out how to not charge that person for drinks. It's like an extra 30 seconds.
[42:50]
Edward Norton
Because then to your point, what you can do is like, maybe like you do. You do order instead of. You may be wanting to get the. The bolognese. I mean, you wanted the T bone steak, but you got the bolognese because it's cheaper. So I'm like, okay, so you make up for that in your, in your, in your meal choices, you know?
[43:05]
Monet X Change
But now I have to order expensive food just because you're ordering three drinks.
[43:08]
Edward Norton
Not too pool. But it can be a consideration. We can make.
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Monet X Change
What if you order expensive food, too? Are you ordering cheap food because you want drinks now?
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Edward Norton
No.
[43:17]
Monet X Change
So why do I. So why do I be.
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Edward Norton
Maybe I will. Maybe I will.
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Monet X Change
It seems like the person who's not drinking have to do a lot of heavy lifting. And the people who are, by the way.
[43:24]
Edward Norton
Heavy lifting?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, it feels like heavy lifting. I mean, they're literally paying for your drinks. And then only that the people who are at the end of the meal who are one, probably a little tipsy and they're already annoying now because they're a little tipsy and now they're.
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Edward Norton
Now you're already ascribing emotion. Now we're annoying and drunk.
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Monet X Change
Okay, I don't think drunk is an emotion. I don't think tipsy is an emotion.
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Edward Norton
I'm saying. But tipsy. No, I'm saying you're ascribing a lot of things with. Now, you know, you're saying we're drunk.
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Monet X Change
Now you're saying we're annoying. You are. If you had three drinks, you are.
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Edward Norton
Feeling it, not me. You see me on way more and I'm not annoying and I've seen less.
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Monet X Change
You're. First of, you're annoying at zero. It's not about how annoying you are, but I think if you had three drinks. Monet, you're tipsy. You are feeling. You are feeling something. If you had three drinks.
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Edward Norton
Nah, son.
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Monet X Change
You're telling me you have three drinks and they have no effect on you? Ask Andy.
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Edward Norton
Ask Andy. It's annoying. This is why I get annoyed. I go out to restaurants because I'm like, I think I have to order five drinks to even feel something.
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Monet X Change
So next time I come to your house, we're gonna give you three drinks and we're gonna do a sobriety test, okay?
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Edward Norton
Oh, my God. Can't wait. Can you give me a feel?
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Monet X Change
So absolutely. After three drinks and I'm pouring them.
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Edward Norton
Okay. No. You're not going to reform me a fucking handle a fucking Everclear.
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Monet X Change
We're doing three drinks from a gay bar in Hell's Kitchen, honey.
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Edward Norton
I was going to say, but you never experienced this. Bitch. When you get drinks in the uk, the way they measure everything, I'm like, I'm used to the wild, wild west of America where they are just free pouring whatever they want. In the uk, they measure every milliliter of. Of everything coming out the bottle. And if they go even a sculpture over, they're like, oh, then they will. They will repo your drink.
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Monet X Change
Well, it's because I think because they want consistency, so they want. If you order. So when I work at Ruby Tuesday, this is the thing. It's called a jigger. The. The. The measuring tool that you use to. To pour is usually one ounce on one side, and then you flip upside down, it's a half an ounce on the other side. Or. Or they have different sizes too. They have different. Different variations. Um, and they were like, we want.
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Edward Norton
Some big thick ass hands.
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Monet X Change
I can't.
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Edward Norton
I am gagged. Nigga, your hands are big and thick. Look how your. Look at your big ass, thick ass hand. Look at that.
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Monet X Change
My hand is smaller than yours. We've already done this math.
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Edward Norton
Okay. Anyway, Von, look at your thick ass hand. Nigga, was your hand stung by bees?
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Monet X Change
Anyway, we had a drink called the Ruby Relaxer. And they wanted to make sure that every time you come back, the Ruby Relaxer takes the exact same way every single time. They don't ever want to change. So that's why. That's why you. That's a big part of why you're measuring it because you're making the thing. If you're actually. If you're. In my opinion, if you're actually drinking because you actually love cocktails, you should be measuring them. If you're drinking because you want to get drunk, then you just pour it. But if you're actually drinking because you like the way cocktails taste and you. And you like mixology, measuring is legit the way to go, because then you are actually getting a drink that just like pouring shit in there.
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Edward Norton
Well, and our argue going to drink at a gay bar. You don't care about the mixology, bitch. You're not ordering vodka sodas because you like the mixology. You. You drink. You're ordering it to have a good time and get drunk. Like, no one's ordering vodka sodas, cuz they are like, this tastes so good.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, that sounds fair. Can I show you something I got recently?
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Edward Norton
Oh, God. It's on TikTok.
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Monet X Change
Also, by the way, I. I had that pizza the other day cold last night. So good. It was good.
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Edward Norton
I don't like a cold pizza. I can't.
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Monet X Change
You know those little measuring cups you have in your. In your. In your. By the way, y'all, this is not paid ad, so I'm not getting any money from this. You know those little measuring spoons? Teaspoons. Teaspoons. They all go at each other.
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Edward Norton
Mm.
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Monet X Change
Throw them away.
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Edward Norton
This one. TikTok Shop. I saw. I saw you on TikTok.
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Monet X Change
This is the future of measuring cups.
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Edward Norton
Send me the link for that. Cause Andy can fucking throw all this shit out and not have all this just taking up space in my home.
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Monet X Change
Girl, it's one.
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Edward Norton
Yeah.
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Monet X Change
Tablespoon, quarter tablespoon. Half a tablespoon.
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Edward Norton
Yeah, I saw that. And then to wash it, because also, to wash those is so annoying. You can just flatten it and then it's. Girl, yeah.
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Monet X Change
Half a tablespoon, quarter teaspoon. This is a water.
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Edward Norton
It'll make doing drugs way easier.
[47:39]
Monet X Change
Oh, you do a bump out of this.
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Edward Norton
Girl, let me get. Let me. Yeah, y'all got a tablespoon of that kid.
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Monet X Change
Girl, that's not a bump. That's a lump. Girl, that's a lot of K. The real bros do this.
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Edward Norton
Sharon Needles. Who?
[47:53]
Monet X Change
Look, how. Why did it take so long for someone to think of this?
[47:57]
Edward Norton
Well, you know what? That's the thing about inventions, right? Like, someone's gonna come up with something in the next five years and be.
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Monet X Change
Like, how anybody think about that?
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Edward Norton
Like, you just never. When the stroke of genius hits, girl.
[48:06]
Monet X Change
In the 90s was really. We had conversations on this podcast before, but I would just revisit it for shortly. It took until the 90s to popularize putting wheels on suitcases.
[48:18]
Edward Norton
Yeah. Before it was. Yeah, wheels existed.
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Monet X Change
Suitcases existed. And no company was like, guys, we should put wheels on suit. I remember being young and having suitcases that you had to, like, pick up. Yeah, those were our suitcases in the early 90s.
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Edward Norton
What do you think is next? They're probably gonna put some. You see the same shit on hover rounds. They're gonna put that on suitcases so then they can move independently. Next to you, you see them niggas that be riding down in the city just. Just be rolling about this. That's gonna be the next thing.
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Monet X Change
And then I saw. And then it took until, like, the 2000s for them to put four wheels on it and have the wheels have casters. Have them rotate.
[49:00]
Edward Norton
Yeah. So they can move in any direction.
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Monet X Change
It was just those two wheels. You hit one thing, your whole shit flip around.
[49:08]
Edward Norton
Yeah.
[49:08]
Monet X Change
Why did it take. Who. Why did it. Why did it take so long for Taco Bell to be like, oh, my God, Dorito. Dorito shells?
[49:18]
Edward Norton
Which. Why haven't they done a cool ranch one? Why is it only nacho cheese?
[49:21]
Monet X Change
They've done it before.
[49:22]
Edward Norton
It was. I guess, obviously, it wasn't successful.
[49:25]
Monet X Change
I guess it doesn't sell well.
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Edward Norton
It didn't test well. I mean, I thought that would be good, though.
[49:30]
Monet X Change
I gotta talk about in A minute.
[49:32]
Edward Norton
I'm not doing it anymore.
[49:34]
Monet X Change
Why?
[49:36]
Edward Norton
Girl, for this next month I'm not eating. I'm trying to. I'm trying my best to be good. Cause I can't work out. I just feel like I'm literally. My thighs are spreading like rumors. Girl, I am expanding by the day. That's okay for you. I don't want that for me.
[49:49]
Monet X Change
Just grab a little bit of Taco Bell. I'm going to Taco Bell today. Well.
[49:53]
Edward Norton
Cause you go to the gym six days a week. I don't have that luxury currently.
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Monet X Change
To be fair. I was going to the gym when I was. I was eating Taco Bell when I was not going to the gym. Nothing's changed. Nothing's changed, Monet. I'm eating Taco Bell before I'm eating Taco Bell. Now I am on my Taco Bell kick at the same rate. I've been actually less lately because I don't know why I've been going to Taco Bell lately. I just go in and out of my Taco Bell swings. It's like PI pies. Taco Bell. Those are really my two fast food places. I don't really go many other fast food places except no. And you.
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Edward Norton
I'm going to McDonald's and I'm going to KFC. I will be hard pressed to eat any fucking KFC in America. But in the UK I'm going to KFC every time.
[50:34]
Monet X Change
KFC used to have really good Tennessee hot chicken.
[50:36]
Edward Norton
Yeah. I also want to. I want to do the chicken. I've seen this chicken.
[50:40]
Monet X Change
Nashville Hot.
[50:42]
Edward Norton
I can't identify the different chicken brands. I'm going to do a blind tasting on my, on my, on my YouTube. I think I can do that. I think I can. I can. I can tell you the different type of nacho cheese chips. Like, I know every type of nacho cheese. I'm a nacho cheese connoisseur and I think I can really nail you.
[50:58]
Monet X Change
Like Doritos and Doritos.
[50:59]
Edward Norton
Oops. Wise has one I can Wise the wise. Nacho cheese is fucking trash.
[51:08]
Monet X Change
Trash.
[51:09]
Edward Norton
It's not good. It's not a good.
[51:10]
Monet X Change
Wives family watches our podcast.
[51:12]
Edward Norton
Well, until they sponsor this episode, I ain't. I ain't retracting it either.
[51:17]
Monet X Change
Um, well, let me. I mean, I feel like, okay, if you put in front of me a Popeyes chicken wing, a Dave's Hot chick. Well, but they're different kinds of chicken though.
[51:29]
Edward Norton
Yeah. I mean, you have to get all tenders from these places. Every. Every place has tenders and are you.
[51:35]
Monet X Change
Getting them all naked?
[51:37]
Edward Norton
Yeah, I'm just getting them regular, like, no sauce. Naked wings.
[51:41]
Monet X Change
Who's eating naked wings?
[51:43]
Edward Norton
But. Cause I'm trying to distinguish between the things I want to do.
[51:46]
Monet X Change
No, but who's eating naked? So. Okay. A Popeyes Chicken Tender, Raising Canes, Dave's Hot Chicken, kfc.
[51:53]
Edward Norton
Kfc, what else we got?
[51:56]
Monet X Change
And I'm throwing Applebee's.
[51:59]
Edward Norton
Okay, but the issue is getting them.
[52:01]
Monet X Change
All to be hot. You're gonna end up eating cold chicken.
[52:06]
Edward Norton
Yeah, probably.
[52:07]
Monet X Change
But either you're going from place to place or you're trying to order them all. Okay, I have an experiment I want to do. What we need at least three or four people with cars.
[52:20]
Edward Norton
Okay.
[52:21]
Monet X Change
I think if we all drive at the same time, the cars won't hit each other, like, at a red light. If all the cars go at the same time, that if everyone steps on the gas at the same rate at the same time, it should be fine.
[52:36]
Edward Norton
No, that's not how that works. Because different cars. Cars accelerate at different speeds.
[52:39]
Monet X Change
But I'm saying the same acceleration at the same time.
[52:42]
Edward Norton
You have to get the exact same.
[52:43]
Monet X Change
Cars, but adjust for acceleration. Everyone. Everyone's doing the same accelerator. Like, for example, let's say our bodies are all different. But if we're all taking one step at a time, even though our bodies are all different.
[52:54]
Edward Norton
No, but you don't have to choose. Like, some cars go from zero to 60 in three seconds. Some go from zero to 60 in nine in nine seconds.
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Monet X Change
Anyone can get to 60 within a certain amount of time. So you don't have to do it fast. It's not pedal to the metal. Everyone does a slow rate, a rate that every car can achieve.
[53:10]
Edward Norton
But no, that's not how that works, girl. Like, it's not. It's not gonna work out that way because you can't really choose. You don't choose. Yes, you can choose how fast this accelerates, but how. Then you have to account for different people's body weights. Like your 10. Your. Your.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, the thing is, you're just. Everyone's adjusting. For example, everyone can drive a hundred feet in ten in, like, twenty seconds. Everyone can do that. Everyone can. Can make it where their car will go 100ft in 20 seconds. You have to just make it that speed, that acceleration. Everyone is doing the same as the. Right. Yeah, you might have to do a little bit. And I don't think. I don't think it's gonna be that much him and haul. I don't think the acceleration Rates are that. Especially when we talk about acceleration rates. People are talking about zero to 60. I'm not talking about going 60 miles an hour. I'm talking like less than five miles an hour. Everyone's just pulling forward a little bit. No one. We're not. We're not zipping down the, The, The. The Autobahn. We're just in a parking lot, all going at the same rate.
[54:04]
Edward Norton
But I think there's a lot of testing, right, because you have to. We then have to find out how many pounds of pressure we're applying. We have to find out how.
[54:10]
Monet X Change
I think you're overthinking it.
[54:11]
Edward Norton
I know. I think. No, I think all that will measure. All that goes into calculating how fast overthinking it because.
[54:18]
Monet X Change
Because first of all, the acceleration rate is in the little meter is in the car. Everyone just do that same amount. Everyone do that amount. And you have the. And you have the other meter.
[54:28]
Edward Norton
Right, but that meter, it varies from car to car, is what I'm saying. It's going to.
[54:31]
Monet X Change
What I'm saying is. No, the units of measure are the same. That's. The units of measure are all the same. So everyone go to the exact same measure. Whatever it is in your car, just go to that measure.
[54:41]
Edward Norton
But I'm saying the two in your car in a Venza is going to be different than the Tuna BMW.
[54:46]
Monet X Change
The same units of measure.
[54:47]
Edward Norton
It's not.
[54:49]
Monet X Change
They're units of measure. For example, the miles per hour in my car is the same as the miles per hour in your car.
[54:55]
Edward Norton
Correct. Miles per hour. But acceleration is different because. Because of. Because of the amount of torque each car has to accelerate. So that I promise there are units of measure.
[55:06]
Monet X Change
The cars are not making their own units of measure. Every car has the same units of measure. So a five for me is a five. Now, I might have to do more to get to a five, but our fives are the exact same. If my car is driving 10 miles an hour, your car, we're going the exact same speed. Now, I might be pressing my pedal a little bit harder, a little bit softer, but we're all doing the same. We're all doing the same miles per hour.
[55:26]
Edward Norton
Yeah, but this, I literally. This is what they do. This is how they figure out the thing. Have you ever seen my Cousin Vinnie?
[55:32]
Monet X Change
No. What is this?
[55:33]
Edward Norton
It's a Joe Pesci movie from, like the 90s. Fucking great. But anyway, there's literally.
[55:37]
Monet X Change
They.
[55:37]
Edward Norton
They work on this. This is literally what they talk about. The thing. Miles per hour. Yes, it's the same for. From vehicle to vehicle. But when you talk about the speedometer, the unit measure for the speedometer for the acceleration. The amount of torque is what causes very. Oh, am I reconnecting?
[55:54]
Monet X Change
Yeah, we're here.
[55:55]
Edward Norton
Oh. The pounds of pressure you apply to torque is what manipulates the speedometer. It is a different thing, I promise you. And some mechanic sounding below like Monet is right.
[56:06]
Monet X Change
Or they're probably like Monet's fully wrong.
[56:08]
Edward Norton
Or that too. That is. There is a world with that.
[56:11]
Monet X Change
That. That can. My cousin Vinnie is in a documentary, but they're using. You act like. Like it's like. Like if. If I talk about the Eon Flux capacitor from a movie, that doesn't make it real.
[56:21]
Edward Norton
Wait, what is that from? The neon flux. Where is that from? I don't know.
[56:24]
Monet X Change
It's a Charlize Theron and she's like a assassin. And it's where she jumps over and like the grass math becomes blue.
[56:30]
Edward Norton
No, not Aeon Flux. They like the. The thing he said is from like a Marvel movie. Like if it bothered him.
[56:34]
Monet X Change
But you. You.
[56:35]
Edward Norton
Your brain made that associated with something. What is it?
[56:37]
Monet X Change
I don't know what it's from, but I. But it's the thing people say when they want to sound nerdy.
[56:40]
Edward Norton
Yeah, the Eon Flux capacitor. That's from a movie.
[56:43]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[56:43]
Edward Norton
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
[56:45]
Monet X Change
But yeah. Just because they have it in the movie. It wasn't a documentary, Ma. Okay, you didn't.
[56:50]
Edward Norton
You didn't.
[56:50]
Monet X Change
You didn't see it on Mythbusters. You saw it. You saw a Joe. It was a Joe Pesi film. Anyways, you thought you was watching real life. Let me all go to a parking lot. Ok? We're gonna get a drone. Me, you, Patrick, Amber, Kim. Kim.
[57:11]
Edward Norton
Naomi has a car as well.
[57:12]
Monet X Change
Naomi can't come.
[57:18]
Edward Norton
Naomi wreck all our shit.
[57:19]
Monet X Change
Naomi's in the. Naomi's in the front. I want to be clear. I'm not going to be the car in front of the enemy. That. That I know.
[57:25]
Edward Norton
I want to be last because y'all ain't fucking with my shit. I want to. I will be the last car.
[57:29]
Monet X Change
I also want to stone a car.
[57:31]
Edward Norton
I was saying. So have you seen these cars on the highway for Christmas? Have you seen these? That they have the full. The full lights on them?
[57:38]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's cute.
[57:39]
Edward Norton
I'm like, it's. How is that legal? Also, I feel like if you had a fully stoned car going on the highway at night, I feel like that like with the shine, I feel like that's there's going to day.
[57:49]
Monet X Change
It'd actually be a problem.
[57:50]
Edward Norton
And both day and night, because you on the highway, you got your on the highway and then you start seeing this bright thing that could probably both ways. I think it's a problem.
[57:58]
Monet X Change
I want to stone a car. I don't. I don't want to buy a car and stone it because it's going to be expensive, but I want to have the process of doing it. I would like to fully sell on a car.
[58:06]
Edward Norton
Oh, girl, I would. I honestly, I wish I would. I was stone my car. I think it'd be so cool. But the. How long does this take?
[58:16]
Monet X Change
And also I've google fully stoned cars and they are. Wait, there are. Oh, really? Yeah, there are some out there. Yeah, I saw one for sale.
[58:27]
Edward Norton
Fully. Ryan.
[58:28]
Monet X Change
How cheap can I get a car for $500? Yes, girl, will you help me stone it?
[58:35]
Edward Norton
I'm not helping you stone. I did not enjoy stoning.
[58:37]
Monet X Change
You won't help me.
[58:38]
Edward Norton
Oh, wow. That does look so fucking cool.
[58:42]
Monet X Change
You would help me stone my little 1997 accord.
[58:46]
Edward Norton
Well, I think what they do. What they do is they obviously like just how you go to a body shop and you whatever. I think that's how they do it. But that looks so fucking cool. Oh my gosh. Should I get my car stoned? Oh, no, this one is just the front. Oh, TikTok is riddled with these stoned cars.
[59:02]
Monet X Change
I'm doing it myself. I am going to stone a car. Disco daddy said he helped me.
[59:07]
Edward Norton
How much are you going to play Vincent to stone your car?
[59:10]
Monet X Change
I don't know. That's for. That's for him to decide and me to agree on. Maybe or maybe not. It could be a good stoning.
[59:19]
Edward Norton
To stone a car. Jacob, you have interest in stoning a whole car? Bitch, Stoning a collar is a lot of work.
[59:24]
Monet X Change
No one has to do the whole thing. People come do. Little chugs come spend an hour with me.
[59:29]
Edward Norton
Nice and neat and clean. Though if I'm gonna do it, my shit needs to look like it was professionally done. I don't want no hand stoning my car.
[59:35]
Monet X Change
I'm gonna buy like a 500 car and stone that.
[59:38]
Edward Norton
What are you gonna do with it?
[59:39]
Monet X Change
Huh?
[59:40]
Edward Norton
What are you gonna do with it?
[59:41]
Monet X Change
I don't know. I haven't thought this far when I just want to stone a car. Why you pooping my idea? I just want to stone a car.
[59:47]
Edward Norton
You have this fully this 500 shit car just sitting There.
[59:52]
Monet X Change
What money? Why you poo pooing on my ideas? I just want to stone a car. Why do you not want me to have fun and stone a car?
[59:58]
Edward Norton
Okay, well, what if I. Okay, here's a deal I'm willing to make. I'll let you. I'll let you stone my car.
[60:05]
Monet X Change
I don't want to stolen your car. You let me, but you'll pay me. What do you mean let you?
[60:08]
Edward Norton
You said you wanted to stone a car. I'll let you stole my car.
[60:12]
Monet X Change
You will let me do hours and hours and days and days of free labor. You'll let me?
[60:16]
Edward Norton
Yes.
[60:17]
Monet X Change
How sweet. Oh, my God.
[60:20]
Edward Norton
You literally just said you just want to stone a car, so I'm giving you a car to stone.
[60:23]
Monet X Change
Thank you for allowing me.
[60:24]
Edward Norton
I'm saving on the cost of having to buy a car to stone it, so that's already half the battle.
[60:29]
Monet X Change
I'm trying to make this sound sweet at St. Lucia. It's not. It's as sour as something sour. I don't know.
[60:39]
Edward Norton
You can get.
[60:40]
Monet X Change
I don't think of anything.
[60:42]
Edward Norton
I can't think of anything not sour.
[60:44]
Monet X Change
I don't know. Brooklyn sewage water. There you go. Is it sour? I don't think it's sour. Like, I don't know.
[60:49]
Edward Norton
Yeah. I will let you steal my car for sure.
[60:52]
Monet X Change
Stop saying. Stop saying like, I'm asking you.
[60:55]
Edward Norton
I'm saying I'll let you do it.
[60:56]
Monet X Change
Stop saying like. I'm like. I'm trying to convince you. You're like, yeah, you know what? I will let you do it.
[61:00]
Edward Norton
I will let you do it. But they look really cool, though. Honestly, a fully stone car would be so cool. Oh, my God. I'd be.
[61:09]
Monet X Change
I would not stone my actual car, but I would buy a really cheap car. And someone's gotta be giving away a car. Someone's gotta be giving away a car.
[61:18]
Edward Norton
You're about to be giving away one in four years. When you get your Mercedes.
[61:22]
Monet X Change
Someone's gotta be giving away a car, right?
[61:24]
Edward Norton
Why aren't you waiting four years when you're ready to get your new car and just stole your car. You have now.
[61:28]
Monet X Change
It'll take me four years.
[61:30]
Edward Norton
So start doing it now. You'll be ready. You'll be ready in four years.
[61:34]
Monet X Change
Who's giving away a car? You can donate cars. Maybe Facebook. Marketplace has a free car.
[61:42]
Edward Norton
Oh, my God. Look at this one I just sent you guys. This one is fucking cool, bitch.
[61:47]
Monet X Change
Put it to the media page so the audience can see it too.
[61:49]
Edward Norton
Yeah. Oh, shit. My friend Dan Gave me a keyboard.
[61:55]
Monet X Change
Ok.
[61:56]
Edward Norton
But like, none of the Mac. None of the Mac shortcuts are in it. So I can't, like, control copy and shit. And that should be. Maybe there's a way to do that.
[62:06]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[62:07]
Edward Norton
I just sent it to the group. Look at that. Look at that one. That's fucking cool, y'all. Look at this. Pink Swarovski. It's Swarovski. My shots to be Swarovski. Just gotta think that that will probably shine better. That's fucking cool.
[62:21]
Monet X Change
I'm not. I'm not stoning a car with Swarovski stones.
[62:23]
Edward Norton
What are you gonna do with Chinese stones?
[62:25]
Monet X Change
Something. I'm not. I'm not using Swarovski stones. To stone. To stone a. A. A junk car?
[62:31]
Edward Norton
No.
[62:31]
Monet X Change
That would be insane. Like, why would I do that?
[62:35]
Edward Norton
That sounds covered in genuine European crystals. Okay, so. So to pay someone to do it costs $150,000. And you want me to do it.
[62:44]
Monet X Change
For you for free?
[62:45]
Edward Norton
I said I would let you do it.
[62:46]
Monet X Change
Yes, you will let me do $150,000 worth of labor for you.
[62:50]
Edward Norton
To be fair, I think this is also. You're buying the car as well.
[62:54]
Monet X Change
You will allow me to give you $150,000 worth of labor.
[62:59]
Edward Norton
No. Yeah. Make the link I just sent y'all. This is the company that does it. No, it costs 150k and about. About 12 weeks to do.
[63:12]
Monet X Change
I'm not paying them. I'm not paying them. I'm gonna get a cheap little car. I'm gonna see if I can find someone who giving away a car, and then I'm gonna buy a bunch of stones. I'm not buying Swarovski. Cause that seems really wasteful. I mean, it's. The whole thing is wasteful, but I'm just not buying Swarovski stones. And then I'm gonna make myself. I'm gonna make myself a.
[63:32]
Edward Norton
Okay, here's my promise. If I ever come crazy wealthy, I'm doing this to a car.
[63:39]
Monet X Change
That seems. I mean, doing it. Doing it, I guess, in my mind. I don't wanna drive around in this car. I just wanna.
[63:47]
Edward Norton
What?
[63:47]
Monet X Change
That would be so cool. Like, I don't wanna drive around. I just want to stone a car. It just. Something about the idea of stoning a car seems interesting to me, but the idea of actually driving around in it seems insane.
[63:58]
Edward Norton
The girl, especially living in la, that would be so cool. You're driving like your shit is just the enjoy and excitement I get on stage when I'm in an outfit like that's fully stoned. Like, I wore that green thing to do Joe's Pub, and when people tag me videos, I was like, oh, my God, I look insane. To have a car like that would be sickening.
[64:20]
Monet X Change
But what looks the same?
[64:21]
Edward Norton
The outfit I wore to Joe's Pub.
[64:24]
Monet X Change
Like, good insane.
[64:25]
Edward Norton
Yeah, it looks like. It looks so cool. It looks like insane. Like. Yeah, you don't really wear that many.
[64:30]
Monet X Change
Sparkles, to be honest.
[64:31]
Edward Norton
I love a sparkle. I love a sparkle on.
[64:35]
Monet X Change
I mean, I wear. I wear sequins, but I don't really wear. I don't really wear a lot of stones. Do I have anything that's like stone stone? Not really.
[64:41]
Edward Norton
I love a fully stone.
[64:42]
Monet X Change
I have like one cat that I used to wear for my show. Crazy black lady.
[64:47]
Edward Norton
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
[64:49]
Monet X Change
But I sell myself actually backstage at fucking. At Angels in America.
[64:55]
Edward Norton
Angels in America.
[64:55]
Monet X Change
Are you gonna come over to my house and do some. Put some time in on selling my car?
[65:01]
Edward Norton
I'm not gonna commit to that, but I'll be open to it. As of this moment, I can't commit to that.
[65:05]
Monet X Change
You never committed to giving any amount of time to come and sell my car?
[65:08]
Edward Norton
No, not currently. Not at this point.
[65:11]
Monet X Change
Well, I have somewhere to go.
[65:12]
Edward Norton
Good. Be gone.
[65:14]
Monet X Change
I'm gonna go pick up my friend. Who's unhappy at your home.
[65:17]
Edward Norton
Like, stranded at my house.
[65:19]
Monet X Change
Who's unhappy at your home.
[65:21]
Edward Norton
Stranded here.
[65:22]
Monet X Change
All right, love you so much. Bye, everyone.
[65:24]
Edward Norton
Bye.
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