The One About Disney (Re-Release)

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – The One About Disney (Re-Release)

Date: November 21, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant and hilarious episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change (with contributions from friends and their producer, Jacob) dive into all things Disney. The conversation flows from Disney nostalgia and cultural critiques to Disney’s influence on pop culture, queerness, and Black representation. Along the way, they explore Disney villains and princesses, debate about adult Disney fandom, reminisce about theme park visits, and touch on the problematic elements of some remakes and characters. Expect a blend of fierce opinions, playful roasting, pop culture references, and spontaneous tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Disney Nostalgia and Childhood TV

• Monét as a Disney Kid: Monét confesses to growing up watching all the Disney Channel Original Movies, naming favorites like “The 13th Year,” “Luck of the Irish,” and “Smart House.” She proudly claims, "I am a die-hard Disney through and through" (21:29).
• Bob’s Childhood Contrast: Bob admits he wasn’t allowed Disney as a kid due to the extra cable cost, making him more of a Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network guy. “We had basic cable. You have to pay extra for Disney. We didn’t all grow up as privileged as you, Monet.” (21:48)
• Theme Park Experience: Surprisingly, neither went to Disney World as kids, with Bob stating, “I have never been... I would go to Six Flags Over Georgia.” (23:32)

2. Adult Disney Fandom & “Disney Gays”

• The hosts debate whether adults being obsessed with Disney is “weird,” ultimately defending Disney-loving grown-ups and calling out the stigma. "There is a stigma, I think, about adults who love Disney World... but I don’t think it’s weird." (24:26)

3. Disney World Is Massive

• Bob shares a fact: “Disney World is 72 square miles, and Manhattan is only 22 square miles. Three Manhattans can fit inside of Disney World. That is wild.” (29:51)
• Discussion on the business empire Disney’s built in Florida, including owning land to avoid neighbors and allow future expansion.

4. Black Representation & Disney’s “Transformation” Trope

• The group unpacks the trope that Black protagonists in Disney movies (like “The Princess and the Frog” and “Soul”) rarely stay human for their entire movies, instead being transformed into animals or creatures.
  • “They’re always like an animal or creature. Like, think of Princess and the Frog. She was like a frog for, like, 60% of the movie.” (30:25)
  • Bob critiques “Soul,” noting, “Tina Fey was the Black guy!” (30:44)

5. Disney Princesses and Villains: Who’s the Best?

• Princesses:
  • Monét’s favorite is Ariel, for her look and attitude.
  • Bob advocates for Pocahontas: “Pocahontas is the first Disney princess actively fighting white supremacy.” (35:21)
  • Moana is given a nod as a “bad bitch, too.”
• Villains:
  • Monét: “I think Ursula… Ursula is the fucking shit.” (44:10)
  • Bob: “Ursula [is] the coolest, Scar [is] the most effective (he kills Mufasa!), Jafar and Maleficent the most powerful.” (45:25, 47:17)

6. Queer Subtext & Culture in Disney

• References to “Disney gays” and Todrick Hall’s obsession with Disney and The Wizard of Oz.
• Commentary on queerness of Disney villains: Ursula’s campy style, Scar’s theatricality, etc.

7. Remakes and Reboots: Praise & Shade

• The hosts are critical of live-action remakes:
  • “Beauty and the Beast was not good.” (54:01)
  • Critique of “Lion King” remake for being too realistic and lacking expressive animation. (52:50-53:52)
  • “Mulan” is noted for disappointing music and a lead actress with problematic views. (54:18-54:46)

8. Drag, Broadway, and Disney Crossovers

• Praise for Disney Broadway (Vanessa Williams in “Aida” and pop versions of Disney songs), but shade for some stage productions: “Aladdin… was like going to a children’s theater production.” (64:04)
• Desire for an “Aida” film adaptation, with dream casting for Black women leads.

9. Streaming, Password-Sharing & Media Consumption

• Discussion about Disney+, bundles with Hulu/Netflix, and password sharing. Both share practical and petty reasons for (not) sharing logins. (59:45-61:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Monét calling out Disney’s “transformation” trope:
  “I never thought about the anime thing… Not Tina Fey doing cartoon blackface!” – Monét (30:39)
• Bob on Disney villain efficacy:
  “Scar… I think one of the only villains that we saw fully kill someone on screen.” (45:25)
• Monét’s childhood shattered:
  “I cannot believe my whole childhood is fucked up.” (43:13)
• Poking fun at each other’s upbringings:
  Bob: “All our moms don’t own cell phone towers.” (22:03)
  Monet: “My mom does NOT own a cell phone tower!” (22:16)
• Bob on answering calls in company:
  “‘You answer your phone in the middle of her… So me and Mateo will be talking to you, and you’ll get a call. Then you’ll just sit right between us and be like, yeah, anyway…’” (21:13)
• The ultimate drag on streaming services:
  “They’re like, ‘We’ll bundle Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Disney+’ — I’m like, you mean cable.” (60:03)
• On Raven-Symoné’s and Amanda Bynes’ comedic genius:
  “They were such great actors… such great physical comedians.” – Monét (62:37)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Disney nostalgia & privilege banter: 21:29–22:18
• Theme parks, Disney World vs. Manhattan size: 25:29–29:51
• Black representation, “Princess and the Frog” critique: 30:25–31:10
• Disney princesses, villains, and queerness: 33:19–44:44
• Discussion of Disney movie remakes: 52:19–54:46
• Streaming/Password-sharing debate: 59:41–61:14
• Praise/Critique of Disney musicals on stage: 64:04–64:23

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Memorable Moments & Humor

• Running joke about who is more “involved” with engaging their Patreon fans (03:10–04:11).
• Playful roasting over their phone screen time, culminating in, “Your honor, she’s backpedaling” (12:54).
• Joking ASMR segment, quickly abandoned for vocal health and the absurdity (13:28–15:16).
• Discovery that Kevin Sorbo (TV's Hercules) is a “Trumper” traumatizes Monét (43:13).
• Bob confesses to accidentally stealing a Steve Buscemi cutout, mistaking it for Jeff Goldblum (67:24).
• Light-hearted drag queen rivalry over British and Australian accents (66:33–66:55).

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a glorious, meandering ride through nostalgia, cultural critique, and pure drag queen foolishness, all with a focus on Disney as a lens for childhood, queerness, Blackness, and pop culture. Bob and Monét’s comedic chemistry and quick wit underscore every subject, ensuring that listeners will laugh, rethink some Disney narratives, and maybe even start a heated group chat debate about the best Disney princess or villain.

If you care about Disney, drag, or delightful shade, don’t skip this one!

Transcript

[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Ornod Founder]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change. And this is sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On today's episode, we talk about crack cocaine made specifically for cats.

[Monet's Friend]

We talk all about Disney.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot believe my whole childhood is fucked up. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want y' all to capture all those white tears. I'll be using them in my cocktails. Um, Monica, Monica. Monica.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Can I read you something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm shocked at the reading.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God. You should read.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Monet's Friend]

She want to read.

[Monet X Change]

Also, does anyone know why they're both in the same app, but Bob is the only one that sounds crunchy as hell. Every time they do an episode from Stereo, someone said same literally couldn't even hear last time. And the episode seems so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I guess maybe I'll prepare some reading for the next episode and then we'll really see what's good.

[Monet X Change]

Why did y' all put. Why did you and your little crunchy little boyfriend put that little poll in

[Monet's Friend]

the Patreon about who's normally right or whatever it is? Who's like, what was that about? And y' all claim was for the next episode? What?

[Monet X Change]

What's the of all?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, it's. None of you're mad because the poll winning. Don't be a Trumper. Don't be Donald Trump.

[Monet X Change]

Don't be Donald Trump.

[Monet's Friend]

I'M asking questions about the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, you can put anything you want in the Patreon, although you practically put nothing.

[Monet X Change]

That is literally not true. I post on Patreon.

[Monet's Friend]

I post on the Patreon pretty frequently, and I actually engage and interact with

[Monet X Change]

our patrons, whereas you, frequently, you utilize them as pawns in your scheme for whatever it is you're doing. I actually care about them. I talk to them, I chat back, I comment back. You don't do that. It's me and Jacob that always be

[Monet's Friend]

engaging with the patrons.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's go into the trend.

[Monet X Change]

Also, are the police looking for you? It is. It is a SWAT team outside your home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you go into our Patreon and you look at a lot of. If you go into our inbox and see who, like, writes people, find out who has actually handwritten letters to our Patreons to mail to their houses, that would be me.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would literally be me. So if you ask who has actually handmailed hundreds of letters to our Patreon, who has uploaded videos, been like, hey, everyone, thank you all for blah, blah, blah, that would be me. That's me.

[Monet X Change]

Also. Also, I wanna make this very clear. That is Jacob. Anytime you see something that says the drag queen Jacob did it, that is not Bob. Is not. Bob is lying to all of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not. Like, for example, when I look up what's going on right now, I see one thing I posted.

[Monet X Change]

And then look in the comments. Look in the comments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just trying to see where you posted something. I'm trying to look in the comments I engage with. See what you posted. I have to go back so far until you.

[Monet X Change]

I engage in almost every post. I engage and comment and like stuff. Thanks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, nope, not you. That wasn't you either.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. You're a fucking. You're a fucking no fly.

[Monet's Friend]

Have you seen his videos of them carting these people off the planes and shit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, talk about. Let me tell you right now, I want y' all to capture all those white tears. I'll be using them in my cocktails.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, a nice martini. But instead of gin, I want white tears.

[Monet's Friend]

White tears and olives. Girl, that sounds salty as hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today we're making a cocktail called White Tears. All right.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I'm gonna. Oh, my God. I'm gonna do that with Pam.

[Monet's Friend]

I'm gonna do a little thing called. I'm gonna make her make a drink called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, that's my idea. You can't take it. You need to Ask for my idea.

[Monet X Change]

It's our idea, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just. Shut the fuck up. I say. Oh, wait, pause before we get started. Call your cat over. If she even listens. She's all sleeping online, and I want you to do it. It's so cute.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's sleeping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but call her over. It's really cute.

[Monet X Change]

She's sleeping. She'll wake up before we're done, before the podcast is over.

[Monet's Friend]

You'll have a chance to do this, I swear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what you do is you unzip your hoodie, turn it around, put it on backwards, and then put the cat in the hood.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, I used to do that

[Monet's Friend]

when she was really small.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see you do it. It's gonna be so cute.

[Monet X Change]

There was this really.

[Monet's Friend]

This TikTok, and, you know, there's a whole animal TikTok, and you play the sound. And I was just watching the video, and Colleen got wild. She, like, ran. She, like, jetted out of my room, and instantly she's scared. She runs. She hides under the couch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've heard you play for her. It's really mean.

[Monet X Change]

It's not mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I heard you play the sound, and she freaks out.

[Monet X Change]

It's fun, TikTok, but it was interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was fun not torturing your cat for clout.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

It's not torture. You're so dramatic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say this if you post it on your TikTok. Look at Monet's cat. Let's say she doesn't look pleased. I want to send you a gift. I saw something online called Kitty Crack, and it's like, oh, my God.

[Podcast Contributor]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I saw the video today, too. I literally ordered it on Amazon today. And you see the cat, the cat would not let go of the girl's hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, yeah, I was about to order some and send it to you. Well, you already did. Cause the cat is going bananas. It is like this cat is freebasing crack cocaine on the streets. It is wild.

[Monet X Change]

And, you know, catnip is literally just like.

[Monet's Friend]

It's like an herb. It, like, grows. It's like, literally an herb, like a basil or a thyme or whatever that it just grows like a plant. They just dry it up, like, and the cats go wild for a girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, all that she said, you shaved your head.

[Monet X Change]

Your head looks so smooth and pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, thank you. It's actually not shaved down to nothing, but it looks like it. And Ezra does it for me now, which feels a lot nicer. Cause he's a barber, so it like, Ezra's a barber. Yeah, he is.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Work.

[Monet's Friend]

I did not know that Bob used

[Monet X Change]

to do it himself. And Bob would notoriously have patches of hair left because Bob used to haphazardly shave his head. And Bob would be sitting down.

[Monet's Friend]

I'd go like, hugging from the back, whatever.

[Monet X Change]

And just a big old patch right here. Just. I'm like, and Bob. This is Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look like I had a dreadlock hanging down.

[Monet X Change]

Bob would be like, and Bob. This is how Bob asks everything.

[Podcast Contributor]

Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, what do you want? Monet, I'm shaving myself.

[Monet's Friend]

Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus. Yeah, I missed the spot. I didn't do it perfectly. Monet. Jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well. Cause you be trying to drag me. And Jacob will help me sometimes Jake, I'll like have a camera. I'll have Jacob come in. And then also when you shave your own head, if you ever have someone help you, they'll take the clippers and be like.

[Monet's Friend]

They're so scared. I know

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, bitch, dig this shit in. Beat this pussy up. Like, drag this across my head. Weed, whack this hoe. This hair is tough. I got nigga hair.

[Monet's Friend]

Go in.

[Monet X Change]

They have some of our patrons, some

[Monet's Friend]

of our black patrons, preferences by that.

[Monet X Change]

But when they write the word nigga, they don't spell it out. People I so weird that black folk are so weird about typing the word nigga. Bitch, I love it.

[Podcast Contributor]

I

[Monet X Change]

got checha asterisks and stuff. They'll put like *, GGA or N.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's actually a thing. What people are doing is they're used to censoring their stuff on like, Instagram and TikTok because. Was that the cat? Was that her?

[Monet's Friend]

No, no, no. I'm moisturizing my lips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because if they write it out, then TikTok will take their videos down. I think people are just so used to xing things out when they type them.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Podcast Contributor]

That makes.

[Monet X Change]

So I put like, I've like, posted videos and not Instagram.

[Monet's Friend]

Instagram doesn't really do that.

[Monet X Change]

But TikTok, they will take your video down if it has the word nigga in it. I'm like, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So people start spelling things funny. You ever see on TikTok, they always spell. They spell sex, S, E, g, g, s, segs, or they. Or they spell come, c, u, y, m. Or they'll spell dick d1ck so that. So that TikTok won't clock it. And they have to change it every once in a while because TikTok catches up to People trying to get slick.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like they took down my ass shaking video.

[Monet's Friend]

They won't let me say the word nigga.

[Monet X Change]

It's just like TikTok. What are y' all about?

[Monet's Friend]

I don't like that you about to get banned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you about to get Donald Trump banned from all your apps. You keep fucking around, fucking with these policies.

[Monet's Friend]

Could you imagine a TikTok that doesn't. I would be so, so, so upset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just gagged that he's. I told you the other day, he has been banned from Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, literally Shopify, Spotify. At this point, his phone is a calculator. At this point, Trump has a Texas instrument. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

If you were banned from all those

[Monet's Friend]

things, do you think you could cope? Bob, you love your phone. You were always on your phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how true that is. I mean, I use my phone an average amount. I mean, look at Jacob. Look at Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is literally getting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is like.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's flinching. Bob, you use your phone a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I use my phone more than most people use their phone.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Monet's Friend]

I would say use it more than the average person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that this accusation is based in practically nothing, but I

[Monet X Change]

mean, based in two people that are around you.

[Monet's Friend]

Well, I used to be until you move on the other side of the country, but who are around you pretty frequently and are.

[Ornod Founder]

I can't.

[Podcast Contributor]

So here's the question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when you come into my house, are we watching YouTube videos the whole time or am I using my phone? Which one is it? Are we watching YouTube videos or am I using my phone the whole time?

[Podcast Contributor]

Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember.

[Monet X Change]

When you're not watching the whole time,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or am I on my phone the whole time? Are we debating stuff, or am I using my phone? Which one is it?

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

You can't.

[Monet's Friend]

Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one is it? Which one of your truths is the real truth?

[Monet's Friend]

She's getting your. She's getting defensive. Your Honor, I'm just wondering which one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of these truths is the real one? That's all I'm. I'm asking.

[Monet's Friend]

Okay, before the commercial break, can we please.

[Monet X Change]

So I.

[Monet's Friend]

Before we started recording, I was like,

[Monet X Change]

bob, we should do it quick thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can also look at our phones because I think it can tell you how much you use your phone today.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, Jacob has a. I mean, can you. This is going to sound shady. Does your Android do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, my phone does do that. While you talking.

[Monet's Friend]

All right, I have used my phone.

[Monet X Change]

Wait Is this the day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she don't want to say, Your Honor. She's backtracking.

[Monet's Friend]

That's not true. I'm assuming this is the day I've used my phone for. I guess it goes from midnight to midnight. I've used my phone 8 hours and 12 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today it is 5:37. I'm trying to figure out how to check on my phone. I've never actually done this before. In the mean, I'll Google it while we're doing it.

[Monet's Friend]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then search for screen time also.

[Monet X Change]

So while Bob is figuring that out.

[Monet's Friend]

So we're using a new platform to record our podcasts by our good friend, our good Judy, Jake Jada Ferrer suggested this. We use it for build whatever. But now you guys can hear Jacob speak. Because when he has interesting. Or Jacob or Mitch or whoever's helping us record when they wanna, you know, fact check this nigga over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we've always had the ability to have. Okay, I'm during our break. I'll figure out my screen time. I don't wanna take time. I'm not great with phones all the time. What is that? What do you even do? I don't even get what you're doing. I mean, I'm going to. I just don't wanna. Oh, here it is. Screen time. Okay. I use my phone for six hours and 33 minutes today.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. It is also 8pm here and it's

[Monet's Friend]

what time by you? 8:30.

[Monet X Change]

Here it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so I'm just saying I've used my phone less than you have today.

[Monet X Change]

No, but you've also had less hours in the day than me. You've had less hours in the day.

[Monet's Friend]

You're three hours behind me.

[Monet X Change]

So if we use that logic. If we use that logic, we've used

[Monet's Friend]

our phone for about the same amount of time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you can also check other days, can't you?

[Monet's Friend]

That I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, now she's quiet as a church mouse, you, Honor.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I figured it out. On this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, this is why I wanted to do it. I wanted to actually check it and then come back and then share it. So we're not.

[Monet's Friend]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, people, watch us search our phones. Okay,

[Monet X Change]

so, Bob, so before we started recording, I was saying to Bob that

[Monet's Friend]

we should do a whole ASMR episode.

[Monet X Change]

So I think we should have.

[Monet's Friend]

We should do just a little bit

[Monet X Change]

of it right now and see if

[Monet's Friend]

we're both into it. And you guys sound off below in the comments if this would. If a whole episode Of ASMR would be dope, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you ready? I mean, it sounds a little bit exhausting. I don't know. Would it be about asmr, or is it just us whispering into our mics? Here we go.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah.

[Podcast Contributor]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So I don't know how well this sounds, but. So how was your day, Bob?

[Podcast Contributor]

I don't think it sounds particularly good. I think that you need to actually whisper because you're still phonating. So you need to actually whisper instead of doing what you're doing, because you're actually doing this, and I was doing this. Okay. Does this sound better? I mean. Yeah. Do I sound too loud? Y' all gotta jump back a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you should. You should turn yours down a little bit.

[Podcast Contributor]

Turn the. Yeah. I mean, I personally don't think that this is the. Look, I don't think this is it, Monet. I don't want to do this for. Also, as a vocal major, you know, that was bad for you. I know. I don't need you to tell me that. I went to school. I have a fucking degree. You don't tell me what's bad. I fucking know. So then why do you want to ruin my voice? You know, my voice already fucked up. Why would you. Why would you suggest something like this? This is kind of. What kind of sabotage bullshit is this? Who are you working for?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, stop.

[Podcast Contributor]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we cannot do that for an hour. Monet, is. Is my game good? I adjust it. Is it good still? Thumbs up if my game is good and is mine.

[Monet's Friend]

Okay,

[Monet X Change]

well, yes, Bob, vocal whispering is bad for you, but we just. Listen, I am willing to sacrifice vocal health because I.

[Monet's Friend]

And again, I love our listeners so much. I'm willing to go the extra mile and do things to try and experiment for them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I would like to make it very clear that I'm not willing to sacrifice my health for our listeners. I am willing to give them good content, but not at the risk of my health. Also, are we allowed to talk. I mean, I don't know if we're allowed to talk about what you're doing with your situation.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, like right now, here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, with your little Portland fantasy you got going on. Is it a secret?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, we should have the fans weigh in. We should have the fans weigh in because this is something about your little situation, and it is ridiculous.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I'm not. No, we should ask them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have to do what they say. We're just gonna ask them. You can't stop me from asking them. Monet is trying to move to Portland, Oregon.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? I think that Monet needs to move to la. That's what. Or stay her ass in New York City. I think that it would be better for her career. There's TV shows, there's studios. There's so many artists living. There's artists living in Portland, too. I'm not trying to shit on Portland. I actually think Portland's a lovely town. I think that in my opinion, like, my dream home is gonna be in Atlanta. So I'm trying to buy my first home in la. And then once I've saved up enough money to get my dream house, my little Tyler Perry mansion.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, come on. Tyler Perry Studios must be fucking nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't have enough money to buy that now, which is why I'm not trying to buy it. But when I do buy a home in Atlanta, it's going to be all that and a bag of chips. I'm going to have an in law suite or, like, house on it for my mom to live in. Like, all that. That's my ultimate goal. So I think that Monet should move to LA so that we can start working together and then one day down the road, when she's ready to lay her ass down, get a house in Portland. That's what I think.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we also said that we were

[Monet's Friend]

going to keep the. I was gonna keep my apartment in New York, and you and I would split it so that who was ever in New York would stay there. We also. That was also a thing. I don't know if you've tossed that idea to the wayside, but I thought we were still doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did put that on the table as an. Don't be telling us to wrap it up.

[Monet X Change]

We did put that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did put that on the table.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, maybe you should start wrapping up

[Monet's Friend]

before your boyfriend get pregnant.

[Monet X Change]

How about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my gosh. We did discuss that as an option, but we did not solidify it yet. Why are you trying to sneak me into paying half your rent? Let's take a break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we're. And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, since we're here on this app talking.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, you have a show on hbo. We're here.

[Monet's Friend]

Say one more time, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Say one more fucking time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I am so. Oh. I found a way to scan back and forth day by day. So my screen time, my daily average screen time is 9 hours and 56 minutes. Yesterday, Monet was on her phone for 12 hours. Yesterday, I was on my phone for 7 hours, and Monet saying that I'm always on my phone. So, Monet, tell me what's good again.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I want to preface this by saying this also.

[Monet's Friend]

So I am currently working on a special project with Manila and Peppermint, and it was seven hours of recording on my phone using Zoom. So that's also a factor.

[Monet X Change]

I want to go back to life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are so up to your elbows.

[Monet X Change]

And I swear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shit, I swear, girl, I don't believe you for even a minute second that you were out here spilling treats going

[Monet X Change]

back to December and when I was,

[Monet's Friend]

like, working and shit, and I wasn't

[Monet X Change]

doing this podcast the week of December

[Monet's Friend]

27, nine hours average.

[Monet X Change]

The week of.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, it doesn't go back that far.

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, she's backpedaling. Your honor.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Back fell on my fucking nuts on your chin. Which everyone says. Everyone says anytime Monae's losing an argument, she just says, do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it sounds like what you're saying is your average is about nine hours, which is the exact same amount of time that my average is. So it sounds like we use our phone the same out. So, for example, on the 10th, 8 hours and 50 minutes. On the 9th, 9 hours, 53 minutes. On the 8th, 7 hours and 58 minutes. So mine. Your average is my average. So it sounds like we use our phone the same. So can you. So are you gonna either tell me to backpedal on your nuts or are you gonna admit that we use our phone? The allegedly. Oh, and the children are gagging, honey. Also, Monet, this is not the episode about phone etiquette. But I will say what Monet does that drives me. And not just me, by the way, what drives me insane. It came up in the episode Assistant Assistant episode is that you use your phone without headphones. You would just turn the sound on and just in a car with everyone or in a room with everyone and

[Monet X Change]

Just act like that's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one can hear your phone.

[Monet X Change]

I don't do it. Admit I do it sometimes. It's not. I'm not. I'm not always that hood bitch walking down the street talking on. On FaceTime. Like, anyway, girl, I'm not that girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you. It's not FaceTime, but, like, y' all just go back to the one about assistance.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Okay? You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you do is you, like, Monet will open up Instagram and go through stories and.

[Monet's Friend]

But you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's skipping through them, so you're hearing little bits. So it's like, I was telling this, making my way downtown, walk in. That's it.

[Podcast Contributor]

Bust it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bust it. Anyway, so, guys, this is the new foundation I'm doing. Like, we can all. And Monet just like, over there. Like, no. And everyone's like. And you also answer your phone.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Not dragging me all the.

[Podcast Contributor]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It drives me crazy when you answer your phone in the middle of her. That is the weirdest shit when people do that to me.

[Monet X Change]

I don't answer it on speaker, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you answer. And then you sit in the middle of the room and you just talk in the middle of the room while there's already a conversation going on. So me and Mateo will be talking to you, and you'll get a phone call. Then you'll just sit right between us and be like, yeah, anyway.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Podcast Contributor]

Child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Well, today's not about phones. Today we're talking about Disney. Are you a Disney kid? I grew up a Disney kid. I am a die hard Disney through and through.

[Monet's Friend]

I grew up watching all the Disney Channel original movies. The 13th year, Luck of the Irish, Smart House, the Color of Friendship. That is such a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't even heard. I don't even know what these things are. I was not a Disney kid, okay? We couldn't afford Disney. We had basic cables. You have to pay extra money for Disney. So I was a Nickelodeon Cartoon Network kid. We didn't all grow up as privileged as you, Monet.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, God. Having Disney is my privilege.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All of our moms don't own cell phone towers.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, But I also did not.

[Monet's Friend]

You probably did this. Cause you lived in the south. And I feel like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I just realized this, knowing that your mom owns cell phone towers with 5G. She probably caused coronavirus.

[Monet's Friend]

My mom does not own a cell phone tower.

[Monet X Change]

Bob has been saying. You and Bob have been saying this since I. Since we were in New York when he just met me. And all my friends believe that My mom owns these cell phone towers all over the world. And my mom's like a multi trillionaire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, doesn't your mom do something with cell phones? Like owns a cell phone company or something?

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, my mom had a major position at Cable and Wireless in St. Lucia. But cable and Wireless is not. This is a long time. This was back in, like, when I used to live there. My mom does something else completely different now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like she worked there or she owned it.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your mom worked at Cable and Wireless or she owned Cable and Wireless?

[Monet's Friend]

She did not own Cable and Wireless.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, your mom owns 5G towers. All right,

[Monet X Change]

but you probably went to. I never. I went to Disney World when I

[Monet's Friend]

was a full fledged adult. But I mean, you probably went. Cause it's right there in fucking Orlando.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I have never been. I've been to. There is like a little center outside of Disney World where you can, like. They're like restaurants, but you don't. It's not ticketing. You don't have to pay to get in. It's just like, right out. It's owned by Disney World, but it's right outside of Disney World. And you can go there, you can go shopping, and you can go looking for stuff. So I did that one time with Louise for a part of a web series. But I've never been to Disney World. I've never been to Disneyland.

[Monet's Friend]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would go to six. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't go to Disney World. I would go to Six Flags Over Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

Six Flags Over Georgia. I remember the theme song because remember that year I lived in Gwinnett County. That was when. Remember that fucking. That fucking Six Flags man with the glasses? The old man with the. Yeah, yeah. But I went. When I first went to. Which one is.

[Monet's Friend]

The one in Florida is Disney World?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Florida is Disney World. Louisiana Is Disneyland. Actually, it's not la. It's Anaheim. Anaheim is Disneyland. Florida's Disney World. But apparently the one in Japan in Tokyo is in. Okay, let me tell you what. Okay, I want to ask you. Before I get into this, I want to ask you a question. Are adults who are obsessed with Disney weird? I don't think they're weird.

[Monet's Friend]

I don't think they're weird. We both know one adult that's really obsessed with Disney World.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Todrick. We don't even need to say it because Todrick says it in every. Like, he's. I mean, two things. Disney and the wizard of Oz. He's like obsessed, obsessed. And there is a stigma, I think, about adults who love Disney World. Which I don't think is that weird. I mean, listen, I'm an adult who plays Super Smash Bros. My boyfriend loves Pokemon. I mean, I don't think it's weird, but there is a stigma against Disney gays.

[Monet's Friend]

Disney gays?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't personally think it's weird. I mean, I think because Disney's so

[Monet's Friend]

closely associated with childlike things.

[Monet X Change]

I think this is why Michael Jackson

[Monet's Friend]

weird a lot of people out. Because Michael Jackson, he was obsessed with like youth and children and like being a boy forever.

[Monet X Change]

So I think that's what people associate

[Monet's Friend]

Disney with, which is why it's weird to people.

[Monet X Change]

They're like, if you like Disney and

[Monet's Friend]

you like the whole childlike thing, then you must be into kids or something. I think that that's where their mind immediately goes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I will. I mean that's. That. That is not far fetched. I think what we might be saying is like people think it is weird for adults to be into childlike things.

[Monet's Friend]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As if like the adult themselves, they're immature or something. I will say this. I would be lying if I was saying everyone in our group was not screaming into the unknown when Frozen 2 came out. We were going like everyone was going off. Okay, that being said, I want to talk about this. I don't think people realize how large Disney World is.

[Monet's Friend]

Okay, you mean like, you mean the Disney World, the figurative thing or like the physical place?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So Manhattan can fit inside of Disney World really? More than like that's like one and a half or like one and three quarters of a Manhattan can fit inside of Disney World. Disney World is massive. Also people don't realize how that Manhattan is also very small. Manhattan's 14 miles top to bottom.

[Monet's Friend]

I know, that's nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People don't Realize Manhattan is 5 miles or 4 to 5 miles east to west, in 14 miles north to south. Yeah, it's not quite. It's actually more like this. So it's like kind of north, south, but anyway. Yeah, so it's a combination of the fact that Manhattan is small and Disney World is fucking massive. Disneyland can fit into Disney world something like 25 or 50 times. Like Disney World is huge. And they also own. Not only that, but they also own big chunks of land around Disney World.

[Monet's Friend]

Right. For like parking and shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just for parking, but they own the swamps and stuff for whether or not they want to expand. Disney bought it all so they can expand in the future. But also they can have no neighbors. No one can compete. No one can be in that space. They Own. That chunk of Disney World is a big part of Anaheim. It's the biggest attraction in Anaheim. But Disney World itself is essentially a town.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, well, I was gonna say it doesn't have its own zip code, but I'm sure it does. Of course it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if it's that massive, it

[Monet's Friend]

has to have its own zip code.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, could you please Google the square mileage of Disney World and the square mileage of Manhattan so we could get. But also, Manhattan is so, like, Manhattan can fit in Long Island.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Manhattan is 10 or 20 times huge.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the idea. Imagine. But you and I have been in Manhattan. You're in Manhattan right now. Imagine a park. You don't have to imagine it. A park that is the size of Manhattan.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah. That is substantial. Wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wild.

[Monet's Friend]

Now, what is Universal? Is Universal as big as Disney World?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can't be. It just can't be.

[Monet's Friend]

Universal is pretty big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean. Yeah, I reckon. I also don't know if. I don't know if Disney World is actually in Orlando proper, because Disneyland is not in la. It's in Anaheim, which is.

[Monet's Friend]

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Disney World is in. I think Universal and Disney World are in Orlando proper. I'm pretty sure. Because when we. So when we did work the world, America, fall2018 or 19, whatever that was, you know, we got like, the fucking superstar treatment, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you roll up to fucking Universal Studios, we get off the fucking bus, and, like, they give you, like, the treatment.

[Monet's Friend]

They, like, give you, like, a little

[Monet X Change]

pass thing, and we go through the exits. Like, that's how I want to do a theme park.

[Monet's Friend]

Every time I go.

[Monet X Change]

That shit was everything. Because we all know going to a

[Monet's Friend]

theme park like Disney World, the part

[Monet X Change]

that's the suckiest is standing in line for rides.

[Monet's Friend]

So having that. That was the first time I've ever experienced that in my life. And, mama, I would be lying if I did not say I felt like fucking Beyonce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, yes, there was a time at Universal Studios where I did get the super extra pass because someone at the. I tweeted I was at the park, and I tweeted out like, I met Universal in LA and I would love if. Blah, blah, blah. And then some gay found me and was like, shh, Purse first and slipped me some ass. And bitch, I was cutting lines like I was fucking Kamala Harris walking into a Senate to Senate meeting, being like, hey, bitches, it's me.

[Monet's Friend]

No, bitch, you were cutting lines like you were Bianca Dario at a fucking Christmas party. Okay, lines, Mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jacob, did you find out the square mileage of Disney?

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, yeah, I see the chat. Oh, work. Oh, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob been going off in the chat. Jacob was like, y'. All, hey, niggas, how y'. All. I'm kidding. Jacob did not say that.

[Podcast Contributor]

He did not say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob didn't say that. No. So get this. This is crazy. Disney World is 72 square miles, and Manhattan is only 22 square miles.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three times Manhattans can fit inside of Disney World. That is. But imagine Manhattan next to Manhattan next to Manhattan and then trying to walk around that. That's what. That is wild.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roberta, what do you think about this thing where people are talking about the fact that not just Disney, but Disney is one of the. They're one of the main proponents, won't let black protagonists be black protagonists for the whole movie.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah, they're always like an animal or creature. Like, think of Princess and the frog. She was like a frog for, like, 60% of the movie. And they have, like, a bunch of examples.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen that, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also recently saw you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet's Friend]

He was a cat for a majority of the movie.

[Monet X Change]

I never thought about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Tina Fey was the black guy.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Not Tina Fey. Doing cartoon blackface.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black voice.

[Ornod Founder]

Oh, shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black voice. Black voice.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Well, you know, there's also that lady. I forget her name. She does a lot of.

[Monet's Friend]

She's a prominent voice. She's a white woman who has a lot of voices. And like, they. Like. During the whole Black Lives Matter movement, it was. She voiced two Disney characters that were black, and she was like, I can't do this anymore. Like, I cannot be. Voicing black characters is so inappropriate. Which I never thought about before this whole movement.

[Monet X Change]

But I never thought about the anime thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you watch Soul?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I watched Soul. I thought it was good. It wasn't amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you know that the bad guy in Soul, there was a woman voicing the character?

[Monet's Friend]

The bad guy.

[Monet X Change]

Who was the bad. Who was the antagonist?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The little accountant who counts everything.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Oh, he wasn't. He wasn't a bad. He was. You see, there wasn't really a villain. So he wasn't bad. He was just doing.

[Monet's Friend]

He was literally doing his job.

[Monet X Change]

He's like. You know which. He was on the right. This fucking nigga. He's dead. Go to the place where all the dead people go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you sound like a Blue Lives Matter. They're just doing their jobs. They're just doing their jobs, people.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. Bob. Am I Bob? The guy fucking Jamie Foxx died and

[Monet's Friend]

he was supposed to go into the thing.

[Monet X Change]

He wanted to go back to earth. He wanted to play this fucking gig. And the guy is like, listen, I'm just. Literally, you are breaking the laws. You need to go to. I do sound like blue lights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The moment you're like. But you're breaking the. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Monet started. Yvonne Monet's like, he died and then he was breaking the law. And blue lives matter.

[Podcast Contributor]

Oh, shit.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Bob. Was he. Now you got me to think. Now I'm thinking all crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's not the point. I was just impressed. So I look up this actor, she's from New Zealand, and she does these like. She just this, like. I don't think she identifies as non binary or gender fluid, but she. The character she plays, she plays like separate genders a lot. Is really impressive. I'm just being like, oh, my God. This is so interesting to hear. This woman, her name is Rachel.

[Monet's Friend]

Rachel House. Rachel House. Yeah. I was just looking that up on my own and I just happened to know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was. I was talking. I mean, I just thought it was really interesting. I just remember being like, this is really. I was fucked up when I realized that she played the character. What's the character's name? There were two characters in the Ethereum. Everyone had one name and then everyone else had. It was like Bob and Rob or like Paul and Saul or Bill and Jill.

[Advertisement Voice]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone there had one of two names.

[Monet X Change]

Jerry and Terry. Jerry and Terry, Bob.

[Monet's Friend]

It's Jerry and Terry, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You read it in the chat the same time I did.

[Podcast Contributor]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so who is the best Disney

[Monet's Friend]

princess in your honest opinion? I mean, I know who mine is. Arielle. Bitch. Arielle is just everything. Arielle is the shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Podcast Contributor]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the word about Arielle?

[Monet's Friend]

First of all, the red hair, the redhead is popping and red hair look good on black people and white people. And, you know, red hair transcends race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel when I see red hair, I still think Rihanna, even though she has not done that for almost eight, nine years. I still think when I see clown red hair, I think Rihanna.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know how.

[Monet's Friend]

You know how Gen Z' ers do this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, it's two fingers.

[Monet X Change]

No, on TikTok, it'd be one and be like. They be like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they also do this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that and I hate when they do this.

[Podcast Contributor]

That shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, if you would like to see what we're doing, you can please subscribe to our Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

You know, on our Patreon, someone commented, they're like, I'm literally only here because

[Monet's Friend]

I had to see Bob Simone impression.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And let me tell right now, it does not disappoint. I'm gonna do a little tick tock. Simone. Walk around the house doing everyday things. Simone, check in the mail.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God. I was gonna do that TikTok too. That's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shut the up. Shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're Disney princess.

[Monet X Change]

I said Arielle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. I wanna plead a case against Arielle before I say who mine is.

[Podcast Contributor]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I feel like Ariel is. I do like her naiveness. That is nice. You know what I mean? But I feel like just a lot of stuff is just happening to Ariel. Like she's just being swept up in all the madness. Whereas I feel like Pocahontas is a bad bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, she is.

[Monet's Friend]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pocahontas is not. When she sings, you think you are whatever land you land on, nigga. You think the earth is just some damn thing you can claim.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga wigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every rock and tree and creature has a life, has a spirit, has a name. What's good? White cracker ass motherfucker. Pocahontas is the first Disney princess actually actively fighting white supremacy. She is name another prisoner who is actively fighting white supremacy. She is fucking up these colonizers. I mean, she did fall in love. I mean, she did end up, you

[Monet's Friend]

know, these fucking blonde hair, blue eyed niggas. They be snatching you up.

[Monet X Change]

Well, okay. And Bob, with. With, with Ariel's naivete.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not done. I'm not done. Also, Pocahontas has weapons. She knows how to use weapons. She is incredibly athletic.

[Monet X Change]

And what do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was.

[Monet X Change]

What do you call a dinglehopper? Dinglehopper is a fucking weapon, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, who is going. Who's gonna hurt a eel?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Which literally. The eels were literally trying to kill her. And she's like, motherfucker, I got my motherfucking dingo hopper. What's good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And before Moana was the fake princess, it was Pocahontas had thighs that could crush an acorn.

[Monet X Change]

Moana is a bad bitch too. And I think also think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, I'm not done. I'm on my Pocahontas shit now. Okay. Colors of the Wind is just such a good song.

[Monet's Friend]

Do you like Vanessa Williams Version.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I love Vanessa. Vanessa Williams sing. Yeah. First of all, I've seen Vanessa Williams sing it live, which is amazing work. Vanessa Williams was singing Magical Thea. She was singing Calls the Wind. I got to sing it live. She was the. I think she Also the first black woman to ever sing, like, a Disney song.

[Ornod Founder]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

Was she really Vanessa Williams?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she may be. Like, to see. Cause what happens is every movie, they have the main song and they do a pop version of it. So Celine Dion did Beauty and the Beast. Demi Lovato did Into the Unknown or not into the Unknown.

[Podcast Contributor]

Let It Go.

[Monet's Friend]

Demi Lovato. No, that's not Demi Lovato. That's Idina Menzel did Let It Go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Idina Menzel did the official version for the movie, but then the pop version. Demi Lovato did.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's always, you know, there's like, the person who sings the one from the movie, then the person who sings the one from. From.

[Monet X Change]

No, Leah Salanga was the.

[Monet's Friend]

Was the second mulan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Leah Salanga did not do the pop version.

[Monet X Change]

Aguilera.

[Monet's Friend]

And Christina Aguilera is Puerto Rican. Don't be trying to dismiss her Puerto. Her ethnicity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said the first black Christina Aguilera is. First of all, Christina Aguilera's last name is Aguilera because of her stepdad, not because of her. No.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God. If you look at. Look into Christina Aguilera.

[Monet X Change]

Christina Aguilera is Puerto Rican. Her mom is white. Her dad is Puerto Rican. In her whole Strip album, she has, like, nine Spanish songs. Because she. And.

[Monet's Friend]

And she had a whole thing about her connecting to her heritage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Speaking Spanish doesn't make you Puerto Rican.

[Monet X Change]

No, but she went up. But she said the reason why she did it on Strip was Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Christina Aguilera Puerto Rican? Please settle this while we talk about this. What I'm saying is Vanessa Williams is the first black woman. Google it, bitch. I wanna trust your memory. But what I'm saying is I don't think that. I think that Vanessa Williams was the first black woman to do a pop version of a Disney song.

[Monet's Friend]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is like, really? So I got to see her sing it live. I also got to see her sing. I mean, anyway, she's great. Vanessa Williams. If you get a chance to even Williams live, you have to see when

[Monet's Friend]

she did super, super duper Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

She was so fucking good as a drag queen.

[Monet's Friend]

Like. But to be fair, she's done theater for so long. Like, she. For all intents and Purposes. Vanessa Williams is kind of.

[Monet X Change]

She has a drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, why is anyone shocked that she won? She literally won Miss America. Like she literally won miss America like 35 years ago. So no one is shocked that Vanessa Williams won Secret Celebrity Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I was so excited to see Tammy Roman because I'm. I used to watch Basketball Wives. Tammy Roman is so hood. Just seeing her do Drag Race, I was like, Tammy Roman is about to pop.

[Monet's Friend]

Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, let me start. Let Michelle say one thing left. Tammy Roman is jumping off that stage

[Monet's Friend]

and popping Michelle Visage.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever seen Basketball Wives with Tammy Roman? She's wild.

[Monet's Friend]

I love her so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never, I've never watched basketball. I guess this is Chris Angler, Puerto Rican. Question is taking a lot of research because Jacob does not have the answer yet. I've never seen an episode of Basketball.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, it's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do everyone love the like what is it about the princess that people connect to more than or the villains? People like the villains and the princesses, but I feel like Disney has because

[Monet X Change]

everyone else is collateral damage.

[Monet's Friend]

Who cares about the princess? Fuck them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean there are some great. Like for example, I mean I think Simba is a great character, but for some reason no one simps for Simba. Like people go crazy for Lion King, but it's not about Simba. It's about Scar.

[Monet's Friend]

I don't think that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there was a stand culture for one character from the Lion King, it's Scar. It is not Simba.

[Monet's Friend]

I don't think that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then who's the one from Lion King?

[Monet X Change]

They love Simba. People love Simba. I don't know where is this People don't like Simba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nobody give a fuck about Simba. Don't nobody give a fuck about Simba.

[Monet's Friend]

That's cause you're a real life Disney villain.

[Monet X Change]

In my life, Bob is the Scar and I'm the Simba. Bob is prepared for the murder for the coup of a century.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be prepar for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, decades of denial is simply right aisle.

[Monet's Friend]

Who is the hottest Disney prince in your opinion?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aladdin. Aladdin is the sexiest person from the Disney franchise.

[Monet's Friend]

I don't know if that's true.

[Monet X Change]

I don't girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aladdin lives in. If Aladdin lives in Williamsburg, has some

[Monet X Change]

tattoos, well that's going to say there is a Twitter he has. I need to find. I don't know what it was I didn't follow it for whatever reason. You don't follow anyway. He does. He like, he's this cartoonist and he redraws animations of the Disney princes fucking each other. And it's so good. The Aladdin one? The Aladdin is Aladdin. He does like the last one I saw, it was Aladdin and the guy from Pocahontas. And Aladdin is fucking him. They're both uncut, hung long, big ass dicks. I was like, this is. I'm not into like hentai or the other stuff, but it was pretty hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they gonna get you if you don't pronounce it right. I know, I'm scared.

[Monet X Change]

I'm scared. Hentai. I think it's hentai. But it's.

[Monet's Friend]

I'm gonna find it sentence to you. It's fucking hot.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, have you given up on whether or not Chris Tagla is Puerto Rican?

[Monet X Change]

She is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is Puerto Rican. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. So are you gonna apologize to me and Christina?

[Monet's Friend]

Let me call her real quick.

[Podcast Contributor]

Hey,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is she Puerto Rican? She's puert anyway. But that being said, if it's not Aladdin, then who is it to?

[Monet X Change]

Me? I'm trying to think. Honestly, I think Hercules is kind of hot.

[Monet's Friend]

I know he's very that, but he's hot.

[Monet X Change]

Aladdin is too skinny for me. I feel like I am too fucking big to be fucking anybody that's that skinny.

[Monet's Friend]

I feel like I'm gonna break them. I feel like I'm a big ass bull trying to mount this fucking beanball. It's just not for me.

[Monet X Change]

But Aladdin, he.

[Monet's Friend]

I mean, not Aladdin. Hercules was buffalo. He was tall, he was strong.

[Monet X Change]

So Hercules could, you know, like you said, I can stick my big brown

[Monet's Friend]

round on Hercules and he'd be like,

[Monet X Change]

oh, just with a finger. Just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you love. Why do you love Hades so much? You're like obsessed.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not obsessed with Hades. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hades? Is Hades not one of your favorite villains? You talk about Hades. You used to thought he was. You said you thought he was so funny. You love Hades.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I like, I like Hades, but I'm not. I think I just like Greek mythology.

[Monet's Friend]

I grew up like religiously watching Xena and Hercules.

[Monet X Change]

Which, by the way, did you know that fucking Kevin Sorbo is a fucking trump ass. The house down, nigga. I cannot believe my whole childhood is fucked up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back off the mic a little more.

[Monet's Friend]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so mad. Kevin Sorbo is a trumper and it fucking. It wrecked me. It wrecked me. I wanted to ask.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to ask him to find out. You find out that, like, someone you like. Oh, that's why folks was. That's why people online were. Were making fun of Kevin Sorbo. They were saying, I guess Hercules. Now it makes sense. I didn't realize that he. First of all, he did a really good job, so. He did a really good job. I mean, one of my favorite gifs online to share is one of Hercules bursting into, like, red flames and then smoothing his hair and being like, I'm cool. I'm cool.

[Monet's Friend]

I haven't seen that one.

[Monet X Change]

They're fucking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's really good.

[Monet X Change]

But then what was funny? So Xena, Lucy Lawless retweeted him and gave him the ultimate shade. I was like, yes, Lucy Lawless, I live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, who is the best Disney villain then?

[Monet X Change]

The best Disney. I think Ursula. Ursula. Ursula is the fucking shit. That's why I love the Little Mermaid.

[Monet's Friend]

So bad. Cause I love Ariel and I love Ursula.

[Monet X Change]

Ursula has such a great song. Like what? Disney villains have a great song? Ursula, Scar, Ursula and Scar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scar's song is great.

[Monet X Change]

The Princess and the Frog to be shared. The Princess and the frog had terrible music. All the music was bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag her.

[Monet X Change]

It was. It was not good. I'm not a fan of the Princess

[Monet's Friend]

and the Frog music, which is very disappointing.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, Ursula and Scar have the two. Can you name anyone else? They're the ones that I'm memorizing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, they need to rename that movie to the Princess is the frog. They have to fucking rename that movie.

[Monet X Change]

Can you name anything?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Princess is the frog, damn it.

[Monet X Change]

What are other Disney villains songs that

[Monet's Friend]

you know off the top of your head?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess that's really it, huh? I mean. I mean, it's a little offensive. It's not a little. It is offensive. But I am Siamese, if you please. From the Dog and the Hound, the Lady and the Tramp.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, I don't even know that. I don't even know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the Dog and the Hound. They're the two Siamese cats. And they go, I am Siamese, if you please.

[Monet's Friend]

I've never seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're these two cats. They're these two cats that are causing trouble in the house, and then the dog gets in trouble.

[Monet's Friend]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think that the best Disney villain is got to be Scar, and it's because he's just the most. Okay, there are three answers. Who's the coolest it is gonna be Ursula. Who's the most effective at being a villain is Scar. Villain is out. Scar. I think one of the only villains that we saw fully kill someone on screen. Like, he fully murdered someone on screen.

[Monet X Change]

I saw this TikTok today about this guy he liked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw it.

[Monet X Change]

About how Scar ate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw it.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, oh, shit. So if he. We'll try to like, post.

[Monet's Friend]

Maybe post a link in our Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

But what it is is that he like, does the math and he's saying.

[Monet's Friend]

So you know how Mufasa falls into all the. All the things.

[Monet X Change]

All the stampede and then the antelope, but the body isn't found.

[Monet's Friend]

And then he was doing research and it turns out no one.

[Monet X Change]

There's no animal in the animal kingdom

[Monet's Friend]

that hunts and kills lions because they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, hyenas eat. What he said was hyenas eat lions sometimes. But the only other animal that really. The animal that eats lions the most

[Monet's Friend]

is other l. And then there's that scene where Scar is playing with the skull and then he like, does. He Googles what. What a lion skull is.

[Monet X Change]

And so I think that the movie

[Monet's Friend]

is alluding that Scar kills Mufasa and then eats him, which was so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was really wild. Maybe we can find the TikTok down the line. But like, girl, not that missing Scar eating thing. But anyway, I think that he. He's the most effective because he actually. I'll tell you after this. Okay, so what I'm saying is he. Scar, actually, in terms of who's the coolest Ursula, who's the most effective Scar, who's the most powerful? Hands down, Jafar. This is not up for discussion. Maleficent.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Maleficent. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Maleficent. I love Maleficent. I love Angelina's Maleficent. I know people don't think so. I think she's a great actress.

[Monet's Friend]

And I fucking love both the Maleficent movies. Oh, yeah, she's the most powerful one handed.

[Monet X Change]

She'd just be like, woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I only saw Maleficent 2. I didn't see Maleficent 1. But I mean, the fact that this bitch also. She's the most petty. And I know everyone's saying it's not about the party. It seems like she didn't get invited to a party and then she decided to poison a baby. It's not.

[Monet's Friend]

Well, I need to watch the first one. There's a whole history you're missing out on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, yeah, I'm saying before they made Maleficent. When you had to go off just Snow White, it looks like this. I mean, not Snow White, Sleeping Beauty. It looks like a story about this woman who didn't get invited to a party and then she decided to poison.

[Monet X Change]

But now the whole poison a woman.

[Monet's Friend]

The whole Disney landscape is like, so, like, mixed up. Because now Pixar, like, a lot of. When Disney bought Pixar, I think it's like over 10 years now. Like, so now it's all like, Disney, Pixar. But before they were competing and Disney

[Monet X Change]

obviously had classic movies, but Pixar was like, so innovative in the animation, like

[Monet's Friend]

Toy Story and all that stuff. So. But now that Pixar's in the mix, Disney definitely has better quality movies, I would say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, when you take the best of both, best of both worlds, mix them together, maybe the day that Android buys, Apple will have, like, some superphone that everyone can agree on.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, my God, probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you imagine?

[Monet's Friend]

Remember that deal when someone's or Samsung sued Apple or Apple sued Samsung, Whichever one it was.

[Monet X Change]

But I think Samsung had to pay

[Monet's Friend]

Apple, like, a couple million dollars.

[Monet X Change]

And they were so petty.

[Monet's Friend]

Speaking of petty, Maleficent, Samsung showed up with trucks of the millions of dollars in quarters or five or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. That can't be a real story. That sounds like that.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, that is real.

[Monet's Friend]

I did a whole story about it on exchange rate.

[Monet X Change]

I was like. That is the. I was like, if I ever have to pay Bob anything, I will be so petty. Remember this, like, alleged tens of thousands

[Monet's Friend]

of dollars I owe you.

[Monet X Change]

I'm showing up, I'm delivering you people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can y'.

[Podcast Contributor]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there's any fan out there who wants to go through, Sleuth, through our bets and tell me how much money Monat owes me, I'll give you a percent. I'll give you 10%.

[Monet X Change]

I would. I would be so petty, and I

[Monet's Friend]

would pay that shit to you in quarters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you would. I don't think you would have the gumption to get that amount of quarters to me.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I'm sure there's a way

[Monet's Friend]

you can do it with your bank. I'm sure you can do that with your bank. I'm sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm sure Chase delivers quarters for people.

[Monet's Friend]

I'm sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm almost positive Chase delivers quarters for people who want them.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, so I want to go back. So you did not watch Hannah Montana, Witches of Waverly Place, none of that stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Disney tv? No. The only thing I saw that Was Disney TV was the first High School Musical.

[Monet's Friend]

Ironically, I did not see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I remember doing. I saw music because I was. I was doing musicals with kids at the time. And all the kids kept being like, are we doing a High School Musical? And I was like, no, first of all, you're not in high school, so why would we be doing the High School Musical? They're no. They're like, no, it's High School Musical. I was. I think I was 19 or 18 at the time. They were like, it's called High School Musical. And I was like, I've never heard of High School Musical. So I went to Walmart. This is how long ago this was. This is back when Netflix used to actually mail you.

[Monet's Friend]

I remember that. I remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, Monet, there are Gen Z's today who don't know that Netflix used to mail you DVDs to your house.

[Monet's Friend]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

Before.

[Monet's Friend]

This was. Before streaming. Before everything was streaming. Yeah, that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And used to the. They would come in a little envelope, red envelope, and then you would. Yep. And then you would mail them back. I cannot believe they used to do business. That is so archaic. Anyway, so I went to Walmart and I bought High School Musical on dvd. And then I went home and I watched it in my hotel room. I think it was in Texas. I think it was in Odessa, Texas.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Odessa, Texas. That is where the cheerleader lives in Heroes. Did you know that?

[Monet's Friend]

Did you watch Heroes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have watched every single episode of Heroes, and that was a show that really.

[Monet X Change]

It was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Went off the rail. It went off the rail. It got ridiculous.

[Monet's Friend]

Season one was great.

[Monet X Change]

Season one and two were great.

[Monet's Friend]

Then it got great.

[Monet X Change]

It got weird. But that's because.

[Monet's Friend]

Do you know who's such a great actress? Ali Larder. She is so.

[Monet X Change]

Fuck. She is such a great. She's such a great actress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she the cheerleader?

[Monet's Friend]

No, she was. She had, like, her. She was that kind of rogue. She had, like, ice power. She had. She had all kind of powers. She was kind of like the rogue of the. Of the franchise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was obsessed with Mohinder. I was obsessed with Mohender.

[Monet's Friend]

He was cute. He was hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so hot. I was like, mohinder could get it. And Hero was cute, too.

[Monet X Change]

But, Mohinder, do you think that Beyonce's

[Monet's Friend]

embarrassed that she was that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mohinder,

[Monet X Change]

do you think that Beyonce was

[Monet's Friend]

embarrassed that she was in part of such a bad live action movie? She doesn't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think Beyonce gives a fuck. I mean, let's talk about the remakes. Can we talk about the boos? The remakes are like, what's good?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, honestly. Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, why?

[Monet's Friend]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I think because this is the culture we're in. Everything's gonna bitch. Sex in the City's coming back.

[Monet's Friend]

Every show from our childhood is coming back.

[Monet X Change]

They want to reboot, and it's like

[Monet's Friend]

the thing to do.

[Monet X Change]

And seemingly it's like, how could you mess up Lion King? But I think we kind of talked

[Monet's Friend]

about it before and we talked about movies and stuff in the past, but

[Monet X Change]

it was because they were too real.

[Monet's Friend]

The animals looked too real. It just took away. It just detracted from the specialness of the animated thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not only that, but they also weren't like, they didn't have, like. They weren't showing emotion. The actors were giving a lot of emotion and the lines were like, my, my, my, my, my. Like, like, like animatronics at Disney World. Like, ba, ba, ba, ma. So it was like I needed some more cartoony. I would rather have done a complete reanimation.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah.

[Podcast Contributor]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Doing whatever the hell that was.

[Podcast Contributor]

They did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, the Shanzy deep, dark past story was too much.

[Monet's Friend]

I don't even remember that. Was that a thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Shanzy was originally played by Whoopi Goldberg in the live action. Shanzy was not funny. Like, Shanzi was not. She was not telling jokes. She was not cracking anybody up. Shanzi also had, like, a rivalry with Nala and she was like. It was like, dark. She had, like. Her face was all fucked up and shit. And she was like. It was intense. I was like, this is. Y' all really took a dark route with Shansey. This is a little much. This is a little much for me.

[Monet's Friend]

Shanzy also.

[Monet X Change]

And also that weird scene when she was. Yes. When she was still in the fucking, like, Shanzitizer or whatever.

[Monet's Friend]

It was so weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet's Friend]

Shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they also. And also, Beauty and the Beast was not good.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. I forgot that remake even happened, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beauty and the Beast was. And also the children are dragging Mulan.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, she's another one, the Mulan.

[Monet's Friend]

She's a big Trumper. She's a big blue lives matter Trumper lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, yeah. So she got into a big thing because she kept being like, leave the cops in Hong Kong alone. Leave them alone.

[Monet's Friend]

Well, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what she said?

[Monet's Friend]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, they're just doing their job.

[Monet X Change]

Oops. Well, you know, I was one of the Fucking idiots. I was home. It was. They got me with the COVID girl. Like, I'm home. I'm just gonna buy Mulan. And I'm so mad. I spent.

[Monet's Friend]

Wasted that fucking 35.

[Monet X Change]

Did you buy it or did you

[Monet's Friend]

wait for it to be free?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not buy it, but Jacob. I didn't watch it. Jacob, Nick, and Mateo all went downtown to Mateo's house and watched it together. I think they all pitched in and bought it together. Y' all bought it individually. Whatever. I mean, they watched it. I don't know. Someone. They fucking watched it. I mean, Jacob also made us pay for Nick so he could watch Kats. I will never forget that. We were like, nick, Nick. Nick wanted to watch Cats with us. But Nick's like, I'm not paying for Cats. It was like, $10.

[Monet's Friend]

I'm not paying that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Jacob was like, I'll buy it for you. So we bought Nick Katz, which is crazy, but I heard the Moulin was like, did you not like it?

[Monet X Change]

No, it wasn't good.

[Monet's Friend]

It was too serious.

[Monet X Change]

Again, Mulan has such iconic songs like, this is what you give me to work with. Well, honey, I've seen worse. Or Mr. I'll make a man out of you. There's so many things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, can I try it? Can I try it somehow? I'll make a man out of you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, I mean, I don't. It is offensive that this white man playing this role, but when I tell you Dunny Osmond killed that. Oh, he turned it. Dunny Osmond fucked that up. Now, here's a weird thing. I don't know why they did not cast Jackie Chan to play that role.

[Monet's Friend]

Because he can sing. Jackie Chan is an opera singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jackie Chan went to college and studied opera. And then he just also just randomly happened to be a great martial artist artist.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm first. I'm a Jackie Chan Stan. I'm a Jackie Stan. I watched his cartoon growing up.

[Monet X Change]

I love such a good cartoon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Rumble in the Bronx. I love. I love. I actually. I remember crying. Crying when Jet Li. When Jet Li became, like, the big

[Podcast Contributor]

deal,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember being upset that, like, oh, my God, this guy's gonna take Jackie Chan's thing. And I actually cried. I was a kid. I was like, this guy cannot ruin Jackie. Like, this is, like, legitimately.

[Monet's Friend]

Are you being extra? Like, did you seriously?

[Monet X Change]

I literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was literally crying. I mean, I was a kid, but I literally cried.

[Monet X Change]

Well, do you know why black people

[Monet's Friend]

loved Jet Li so much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause of Ashanti. No, no, not Ashanti. Aaliyah.

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah. Romeo must die.

[Monet X Change]

When he did Romeo must die, black folk were like, all right, we are here for this Asian nigga. We here.

[Advertisement Voice]

We here.

[Monet X Change]

We like you, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know that. Also, Jackie Chan, by the way, did sing I'll Make a Man out of youf in three languages.

[Monet's Friend]

And was it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I think he did Mandarin, I think he did Japanese, and I think he did Cantonese. I mean, we can figure out which ones Jackie Chan's name. But Jackie Chan did sing a song.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Like, the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all should have just hired him from the beginning. You know, Jet Li's, like, can't do that stuff anymore.

[Monet's Friend]

Like, he can't, like, do martial arts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, he's, like, fucked up. Like, he got sick, and he's, like, fucked up now.

[Ornod Founder]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you Google an image. If you Google, like, Jet Li now, he's like. He's like. He's like, not well, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no.

[Monet's Friend]

I used to love Jet Li.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, he had some sort of, like, a disease that made him, like, age faster, and he just, like, he's not doing well anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I see him. I mean, he's still really cute, though. I'll hit it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, yeah. I'm not saying he's not cute, but he had a condition. Jet Lee's no longer. But he had this whole. Netizens.

[Monet's Friend]

He looks fucking hot without hair, though, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what it is, but he has no.

[Monet X Change]

He looks, well, hyper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hyper.

[Podcast Contributor]

Oh, yeah, hyper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hyperthyroidism.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, he looks.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he looks.

[Monet's Friend]

Well, he probably, but I'm sure it probably, like, ravages your life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, do people realize that Jackie Chan was, like, I think, in his, like, 50s when he did Rush Hour?

[Monet's Friend]

Yeah. We had this conversation on the podcast about you're losing your memory that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that is wild. To me, Jackie Chan is next level. But he also has a new movie coming. He has a new movie coming out, and I'm going to watch it.

[Monet X Change]

I remember, like, either maybe A True

[Monet's Friend]

Hollywood Story or something like that, but,

[Monet X Change]

like, he used to have, like, a

[Monet's Friend]

really strict, like, health regimen and a whole, like, fitness thing. Like, he's someone who really took. Obviously well, first of all, he took care of his voice and also his body as well, to be able to do it at such so late in life, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His new movie's gonna be so bad, but I'm gonna watch it. I love Jackie Chan.

[Monet X Change]

I can say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It's a movie with. It's A movie with him. Girl, it's him and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Jake, can you pull it up, please? It's Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jackie Chan in this. Man in the Iron Mask. Man in the Iron Mask, it is. The trailer looks wild. Like, I'm like, I don't even know what the hell's going on in this. But anyway, long story short, I can talk about Jackie Chan for a very, very long time. So we should get back to Disney. Do you have Disney?

[Monet's Friend]

I do have Disney.

[Monet X Change]

Well, now there's like a bundle deal. You can get Disney. Cause I have both Hulu and Disney,

[Monet's Friend]

and I pay for them separately.

[Monet X Change]

But, you know, I'm so lazy. I'm like, I don't want to do

[Monet's Friend]

the bundle thing because Devin's gonna make me re register all of my devices.

[Monet X Change]

And that shit drives me insane. Having to put your password in for

[Monet's Friend]

all your things all over again is exhausting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Must be nice. Wish I could buy a house in Portland and have extra money to spend. First of all, I love they're doing this thing. They're like, like, listen, we've decided. Well, it started like this. Don't get cable, get Netflix. Don't get cable, get Hulu. Now they're like, we'll bundle Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Disney plus. I'm like, you mean cable, Honestly.

[Monet X Change]

But the difference is on demand. Like, everything.

[Monet's Friend]

You can watch it whenever you want. Which is the difference. You know, I mean, they used to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do Xfinity on demand. They have cable on demand.

[Monet's Friend]

Xfinity, extra for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're right. You're right. You know what? When you write, you're right. And Monet, you write, we have Disney also. A great thing about that, though, is, unlike cable, which you can nowadays, back in the day, you couldn't, you know, motherfuckers, be. You log into your Netflix, there's eight accounts.

[Monet's Friend]

Not me. I don't do that. I don't play that. The only person that's on it is my mom. No one else has my logins. Cause I'm not playing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, playing that? What are you playing?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not sharing. Bitch, if you on Netflix, get your Netflix.

[Monet's Friend]

I'm not funding your addiction.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, you can't give a friend of your Netflix.

[Advertisement Voice]

Hell, no.

[Monet X Change]

I don't do that. I don't do that. Also, when I log into my shit, I wanna watch myself. I ain't trying to see what you was watching.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have to watch. Cause there's different profiles. So your Algorithm, your for you page stays the same, and someone else just has a completely different thing. So when you. So when you log into. We share a Disney with Kennedy, meaning Kennedy pays for dignity, and we just log on. Bob, get your.

[Monet X Change]

I am texting Kennedy right now to get your own shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kennedy offered it. Kennedy just offered it. I was like, okay, great, I'll take it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know what? Kennedy is a little white lady, so you know what?

[Monet's Friend]

You use her shit. You use all her stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, whenever you log into my Netflix, I have an account. My mom has an account, and my nephew has an account, so my mom never uses hers. I don't know. My mom would just rather watch TV when it's in the moment. She wants to watch it when it's on tv. I think she doesn't want to learn new things. But I would say the best thing on Disney, in my opinion, is probably Black is King is really brilliant. You don't think so?

[Monet's Friend]

Proud Family, bitch. Every episode of Proud Family's on there and all the movies of Proud Family on there. Proud Family's the best thing on Netflix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What Disney really taught me was how bad some of those Disney shows were. Like, I was looking at that.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, this is like, what I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried to watch the early seasons of SL Raven. I was like, is this even acting?

[Monet X Change]

It's so good. Can I just tell you? Raven Simone, her and Amanda Bynes, they were these young actors. They were such great actors.

[Monet's Friend]

And also.

[Monet X Change]

But not just actors, because physical comedy is another level. And I think her and Amanda Bynes, they were such great physical comedians.

[Monet's Friend]

I love their actors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I tried to watch, like, Sweet Life with Zack and Cody, and I was like, what is this? What even is this?

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you're crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're like, hey, now. I can't. This is too much for me. This too much. Your teeth look so beautiful. But anyway, Jacob, I just complimented you.

[Monet X Change]

Can you say thank you?

[Monet's Friend]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say, Monet, you're very gorgeous? Thank you so much for that compliment. I appreciate it. It warms my heart when you say nice things about me. I feel good about myself, and I'm very grateful to have a friend like you in my life.

[Monet X Change]

You ain't never had a friend. Never had a friend. Never. Never had a friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never had a guy. We didn't even discuss the sidekicks. Yeah, we didn't even discuss the sidekicks. We didn't talk about the dragon. We didn't talk about Hei. Hei. We didn't talk about the genie. Robin Williams is one of the best things to ever happen to Disney.

[Monet's Friend]

So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's. And that's on. Period. It was one of the. Actually, you can't say that. You have to go. You have to go with that song, period. And you have to go. But it. I mean, friend like me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It is. I'm literally speechless.

[Monet's Friend]

Have you seen any Disney musicals? I haven't seen any of the Disney musicals. Not one. Not Aladdin, not Lion King, not Frozen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen Aladdin. I saw Aladdin on Broadway. I know. On the West End. And it was like going to see a. It was a children's theater production. Like, I remember being like, I'm at a children's show. Like, it's Disney and it looks expensive. I was like, this could be at a Disney park, not on the West End.

[Monet X Change]

Really ain't that bad. Damn. Drag them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, why won't they turn Aida into a Disney movie?

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, yeah, it could be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so good. And I mean, it's already written Hercules, bitch. It's already written Hercules, too. Can we cast it? Who's Aida?

[Monet's Friend]

Heather Headley, of course. Beautiful voice, great actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, she's aged out. She's like in her 20s or something right now.

[Monet X Change]

A singer, I would say Victoria Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who that is, but

[Monet's Friend]

she's a young black woman. She's great. She's a beautiful voice. She's young. She fits the. She's what I envision Aida to be currently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to sound like I'm reusing the same people. Like, I don't want to be like, you know, in Hollywood, they're like, old, white woman over 50. Call Meryl Streep. But I mean, Cynthia Erivo.

[Monet's Friend]

Oh, yeah, she'd be good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would wreck.

[Monet's Friend]

She would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This role.

[Monet's Friend]

This is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would. Oh, my God. Cynthia Revo. Having Cynthia river go, All I have to do is for. I love it when Heather Headley goes, all I have to do is pretend I never knew you on those very rare occasions.

[Monet X Change]

Or.

[Monet's Friend]

Or. Or having. Or having a certain Cynthia Riva go.

[Monet X Change]

It's knowing what they want of me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, you know good and damn well that Adam Pascal, when he was acting with Heather Headley, was covered in saliva from the top of his head to his knees. She was spitting all over that nigga the whole show.

[Monet X Change]

Let me tell you something. When you go to see a good production, you know it's good when your fucking leads are. When their diction is so fucking good. You can see the spit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, girl, Steven Spinelli used to spit on me and Anderson. America love it.

[Monet X Change]

And was he great?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Steven Spinella was intimidatingly great. He used to coat me in saliva

[Monet X Change]

when I was in the West End. And I have a scene where I was. I had to be, like, this close to Kourtney and she'd be like, monet just trying to do just, like, a little less spit. And I was like, I'm sorry, girl. I'm just. I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is. Why is Courtney British now?

[Monet X Change]

Australian is the hardest.

[Monet's Friend]

I cannot do Australia easily.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to start by saying Adelaide, Adelaide or Adelaide.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, Monai, could you actually not spit on me so much? When we're doing our sane, there's a lot of saliva coming off of your mouth and we're trying to act here, and I don't want to be covered in your saliva.

[Monet X Change]

That was good. That was good.

[Monet's Friend]

That's definitely better than your British accent, which the fans have sounded off. My British is better than.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alright, first of all, mate, my British accent is fucking proper. It's right proper. So fuck off to you. Fuck off to anyone who says that my British accent ain't fucking proper, mate. Probably in on that fucking rap. Let's fucking wrap the fucking podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, before we wrap, I want to say, watching you, doing this podcast with you the whole time, that fucking weird

[Monet's Friend]

white man just staring behind you is so fucking strange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Weird white man? You don't know who that is?

[Monet's Friend]

Who the fuck is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Jeff Goldblum. First of all, I got this from your job.

[Monet's Friend]

My job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got this from Build. When I filled in for you, I stole this.

[Monet X Change]

Build gave you that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said stole. I did not say they gave me this. When I filled in for you, I saw this and I said, I'm taking that.

[Monet X Change]

This is why this will. Listen, y'. All, this is why you can't have

[Monet's Friend]

niggas at your job.

[Monet X Change]

This is why you can't have niggas working with you. Did you really steal?

[Monet's Friend]

Like, legitimately stole it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, money, I stole this from your job.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if y' all want me, try to find me try to find me Build. So I took an accident. I took an accident. I thought that Ezra loved Jeff Goldblum, but who is it?

[Monet X Change]

Steve Buscemi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Steve Buscemi.

[Monet's Friend]

Steve Buscemi.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he's the guy from all the Adam Sandler movies.

[Podcast Contributor]

With the eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the one with the eyes.

[Monet X Change]

He does a lot of Adam Sandler movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So I thought that he loved Jeff Goldblum, and then I carried it across the country, and I was like, oh, it's a Jeff Goldblum. And he was like, why would you

[Monet X Change]

give me a Jeff?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he didn't say. He was like. I was like, you love Jeff Goldblum. He goes, yeah, I like Jeff Goldblum. I was like, you have a tattoo of Jeff Goldblum? He was like, this is Steve Buscemi. And I was like, so what he's

[Monet's Friend]

saying is that his tattoo is a piece of shit.

[Monet X Change]

Appreciated it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, oh, it's fully not Jeff Goldblum. You're right. But anyway, that's the story behind that. But I love you so much.

[Monet's Friend]

I love you moderately well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? I'm leaving. You also never did the thing that I asked you to do with your

[Monet's Friend]

hoodie because she's still sleeping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would be dead.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Don't say that.

[Monet's Friend]

You know she has a heart problem. That is not funny, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does she really? What's her condition?

[Monet's Friend]

She has a heart condition. She got it right before I went to London. And, like, it's like. It's like I had to give her two medicines every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a heart condition, too. I love you too much.

[Monet's Friend]

All right, I'm done. Cause you don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye.

[Monet's Friend]

Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When your daughter's learning how to drive, you say equally.

[Monet's Friend]

Here we go.

[Monet X Change]

But what you should say is, like a good neighbor. State Farm is there to help you

[Monet's Friend]

choose the coverage you need.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

State Farm, Bloomington, Illinois.

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