The One About Drag Queens We Would Smash

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Drag Queens We Would Smash"

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen, Monét X Change
Date: June 30, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this hilariously candid episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into a much-anticipated topic: Drag Race queens they’d "smash." The hosts banter about their personal preferences, navigate what makes a drag queen (or any celebrity) smash-worthy, and explore nuance between attraction, friendship, and fantasy. Throughout, they keep up their signature quick wit and shade, touching on everything from environmentalism to their high school experiences.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Banter and Catch-Up (00:29 – 02:10)

• Bob and Monét riff on Bob’s hat from "Lack of Color," Monet’s capitalist streak (“Imma capitalize this pussy.”—Monét, 01:07), and their opinions on getting paid for gigs ("You get paid cents, I get paid dollars."—Monét, 02:43).
• Quick jabs about commercials they've participated in—Monét jokes about not always being honest on RuPaul’s "Pit Stop" for the $$$.

2. Vape Search Chronicles (03:02 – 06:58)

• Discussion of Monet's boyfriend Andy waking her up at 5am searching for his vape, despite having a backup.
• Bob jokes about what would happen if he woke his partner, Jacob, for the vape hunt (Jacob: "I mean, I would be annoyed..."—05:00).
• A playful romantic fantasy sequence about Jacob cooking Bob breakfast, which Monet quickly calls “fake ass bullshit” (06:33).
• Both hosts tease each other about being "comfortable," with Monet resisting the "nepo baby" label.

3. Environmental Tangent (08:31 – 09:27)

• The environmental cost of vaping comes up, leading Bob to point out most pollution comes from major corporations, not individuals. ("Most of the pollution on the planet is actually coming from major corporations."—Bob, 08:59).

4. Celebrity Smash Fantasies (18:22 – 20:15)

• Who’s the one celebrity they’d drop everything for?
  • Bob: Wiz Khalifa ("I’m sniping him off."—Bob, 18:39).
  • Monét: Jesse Williams (“If I… I would give pretty much anything to fuck Jesse Williams.”—Monét, 19:35).
• Honorable mentions include Darryl Stephens (Bob) and a long-standing Jesse Williams crush (Monét).

5. The RuPaul’s Drag Race Smash Lists (21:15 – 54:43)

Rules and Definitions

• Discussing the nuanced interpretation of “smash”—it’s not just about “the tradest” (i.e., hottest) or friendship; some picks are just pure fantasy.
• The term “trade” is defined and riffed upon, especially how it’s become an in-joke (“Clare it up, honey”—Bob, 21:46).

Selections and Debate

• The hosts take turns listing their top 10 Drag Race queens they'd "smash," analyzing what makes each one attractive—personality, body, “energy,” and their dynamic offstage.

Highlights:

• Corey King and Lydia — Both are on Bob’s list as a package deal (“Lydia and Corey are part of the package deal.”—Bob, 29:28).
• Utica’s Surprising Appeal — Monét confesses she’d be most likely to actually hook up with Utica because of her sexy, understated charm and flirtatious energy ("You know when you move the thumb a little bit maybe?"—Monét, 36:41).
• Naomi Smalls — Mutual top-pick (“Naomi Smalls has to be on everyone's list for sure.”—Bob, 41:58).
• Yvie Oddly — Bob appreciates Yvie’s realness and unique look ("Evie is super duper real. Evie is… R, E, A, L real."—Bob, 41:02).
• Carmen Carrera — Monét rhapsodizes about the sexual energy in Carmen’s Steven Meisel "Showgirl" video.
• Vanjie snags Monét’s 10th spot.

Memorable Quotes:

• “There’s a lot of women I would like to make out with. Right? Smash.” —Monét, 33:23
• “You ever have someone say ‘You look good’ and you know they mean ‘Wow, I can’t believe this fat bitch lost that weight’?” —Monét, 37:06

Selection Commentary

• Both hosts agree that their friendships with some queens mean they couldn't truly smash—but they're happy to list what makes someone attractive, blurring lines between platonic and sexual attraction.
• The concept of "package deals" is playfully debated with Corey and Lydia as an example.
• Discussion about whether it's awkward to find yourself on someone's "smash list"—Monét says she’d be flattered, not butthurt.

6. Funny Moments and Sidebars

Population Game:

• Bob's obsession with city and town populations leads to repeated trivia challenges (“Las Vegas, Nevada?”—Bob, 17:50. “641,000 people.”—Monét, 18:08).
• Shocking population reveals for obscure towns (Minnesota City, MN: "202 people."—Monét, 56:31).

Weird Video Prank:

• Monét sends Bob and Jacob a grotesque viral video leading to disgust ("Why would you send this?"—Bob, 48:47. "Because someone sent it to me, so I had to… I couldn't be the only one to see it."—Monét, 49:01).

High School Memories:

• Both reminisce on their unusual high school experiences—Monét attended an arts school and defends her intelligence and success despite unconventional academics.

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Notable Quotes

• On Monet’s Typical Energy:
  "Yeah, I don't make sense because I make dollars. I make dollars, mama. I don't make sense." —Monét X Change [01:59]

• On Drag Queen Friendliness:
  "These Drag Race girls are not my sisters. I don't even know half these hoes…" —Bob [30:35]

• On Their Selections:
  "I want to be one of those people at the Grammys holding all the trophies—best comedy and best R&B, at the same time!" —Monét [12:09]

• On Utica’s Energy:
  "She’s tall…she’s like touching me right here…not caressing but just ginger, when you like move the thumb a little maybe…" —Monét [36:21]

• On Environment and Individual Guilt:
  "Most of the pollution on the planet is actually coming from major corporations. People, individuals, households, contribute such a small amount…" —Bob [08:59]

• On Flirting and Body Changes:
  "You ever have someone say ‘You look good’ and you know they mean ‘Wow, I can’t believe this fat bitch lost that weight’?" —Monét [37:06]

• On Package Deals:
  "Lydia and Corey are a great package deal. Of all the drag race couples, that's the one I would want to watch the most." —Bob [53:19]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:42] – Monet details Andy’s vape quest and Bob/Monét compare partner handling of similar situations.
• [08:31] – Rant about vapes and environmental impact.
• [18:22] – "Which celebrity would you smash?" round.
• [21:15] – Definition of "trade" and ground rules for the smash list.
• [28:41] – Smash list begins, notable banter about Corey King and Lydia.
• [32:14] – Monét picks Kerri Colby and discusses smashing women.
• [35:27] – Utica’s surprising smash status detailed by Monét.
• [41:46] – Naomi Smalls mutual top-pick.
• [49:42] – Bob and Jacob react to Monét’s disturbing viral video.
• [50:02] – Monét’s passionate description of Carmen Carrera’s “Showgirl” video.
• [53:19] – Bob describes his drag couple “package deal” dream.
• [56:08] – Bob reveals tiny town population gag.

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Episode Flow and Takeaways

This episode is a quintessential “Sibling Rivalry” ride: raunchy, rapid-fire, and full of deep-cut Drag Race lore and inside jokes. Their chemistry is palpable, elevating what could have been a shallow “hot or not” into a funny, insightful, and sometimes touching discussion about queerness, attraction, and fame. Anyone looking for a sense of Drag Race community (and a good laugh) will find this a must-listen—especially if they’re curious about which queens could get it, at least in Bob and Monét’s world.

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Overall Tone: Wildly funny, relentlessly shady, and ultimately affectionate—about drag queens, celebrity culture, and, above all, each other.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

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And I'm Monet Xchange. And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode of Vape Gets Lost in My Bed, we discuss what

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geography makes the best shoe.

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And we find out what made Bob say this.

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Why would you send me that video? And we find out what made Monet say this.

[C]

Imma capitalize this pussy. Tell me about this hat.

[B]

What about it? It's from a company called Lack of Color.

[C]

Lack of Color?

[B]

Yeah, they're an Australian company who makes really cool hats.

[C]

Is this the same Australian country, a company you've been going on about for years now?

[B]

I mean, I don't know if I ain't going on. Every time you ask me about the hat, I say it's a company called Lack of Color. I don't know that I'm going on about them.

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I'm just saying. I've just been hearing. Okay, going on. Is this the same Austrian company you've been getting hats from for a long time?

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Yeah.

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Work.

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Why you asked about my hat?

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Because it's. You're wearing a big hat, and of course I'm gonna ask about it.

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It's a statement piece.

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It is. And I made a statement asking a question.

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I made the statement.

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It doesn't make any sense. I made a statement asking questions. Doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

[B]

This is my constant life with you. You not making sense. And me trying to confront.

[C]

Yeah, I don't make sense because I make dollars. I make dollars, mama. I don't make sense.

[B]

We get it. Monet, the capitalist queen. We know. Yes, we know.

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I'mma capitalize this pussy.

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We know. We know. We see how you sell your soul to Paramount and lie about your opinions on the pit stop. We know.

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I sure do. Cause it.

[B]

What?

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Cause they are lining my pockets. And y' all to. To go Ekan. Y' all broke ass. Y' all don't know how to do that, that's Kiki.

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But she's giving me all the, she's giving y' all the real tea right now. Monet. Y' all think why I'm k. Who.

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I'm not kiking. I am not kiking. I'm dead ass.

[B]

But honey, when I do the pit stop, I give them the realness and they still bring me back.

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I, I, I'm dead ass. Yeah. And you get paid crumbs. I get. You get again. You get paid cents. I get paid dollars.

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I got paid 25% per episode, famously.

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Yeah.

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So everyone knows that.

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It is what it is. It is.

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I was putting on chapstick on Tick Tock the other day, and they gave me a warning for using tobacco. They thought I was vaping.

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How do you know, how do you know what the war. How do you know what the. Like does it say on screen? Yeah, I've been. I, I, I get in trouble all the time on Tick Tock.

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I, I don't know if I'm alive, but when you go through and ask why, it'll, it'll, it'll tell you like the general gist of the, of the warning. But they thought this was a vape.

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Cause they know you because they probably watch a podcast.

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I do get caught vaping on the, on TikTok accidentally quite often. And I do get warnings. And I was like, I wasn't even vaping this time.

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I had to cuss Andy's ass out the fuck this morning. Okay, about that vaping shit.

[B]

Give me. I would love to hear the actual conversation. And then juxtaposed with you saying, I had to cuss Andy's ass out this morning.

[C]

So he. So Andy, Andy woke up at like 5 o' clock in the morning to do his early gym thing. And he fell asleep with. I fel. I was watching TV downstairs, so I came into bed late and he fell asleep with his fucking Kindle and his vape on the bed somewhere. When I go to bed, I move the Kindle because I saw that I didn't see the vape. So when he Woke up at 5 o' clock in the morning to go to the gym, he's all in the bed. Then he proceeds to take his phone, put the flashlight on, and is. I said, andy, are you kidding me? And he was like, I can't. Have you seen my vape? I was like, no, I'm not seeing your vape. So then now he puts the flashlight off and pretending to want to cuddle me, but is really just searching under my pillow. I was like, andy, if you don't get out of the bed and you have to leave the bed right now. Leave the bed. This is ridiculous. It's five o' clock in the morning and he left and. Which. He had a backup vape the whole time. So I'm like, why are you even doing this? You have a backup vape.

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Use your backup vape. He left without the vape.

[C]

What?

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He left without the vape? Yes. I would have pulled the mattress out from underneath you.

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I wish you would have. And first of all. First of all, you go in the room and you do. Jacob, wake up. So you. So. So you. You. You nigga. You can even search for your vape. Cause Jacob will fucking get your ass together.

[B]

First of all, Jake will be like, baby, here's your vape.

[C]

No, Jacob. You'll be like, jacob, Jacob. This same scenario. Bob has left his vape in the bed and is now rustling through the bed looking for you while you're sleeping. What do you do?

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I mean, I would be annoyed, but I also just don't think that's a situation where he would just leave a vape in the bed like that.

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Yeah, no, no.

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Okay.

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I've never looked.

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We're taking out the. No, this is. This is what has happened. You're not thinking Bob and him. This is what has happened. He has left the vape in the bed and now he's rustling through the bed looking for. At five o' clock in the morning while you're asleep.

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Yeah, I mean, I would be annoyed by that if that is. If that was a thing that he did. That would be annoying.

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Thank you.

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But Jacob would help me look for my vape. Because Jacob would be.

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You're not supposed to speak for Jacob. Jacob. Are you not? Jacob, are you now waking up and helping Bob look for the vape?

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No, Jacob already has vape in his hand.

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Thank you, Jacob. Jacob. Actually, category closed.

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Jacob has the backup vape. Jacob goes, well, I already have this vape here, actually. That sounds to Jacob. Jacob would be like, well, I already have. Actually. This is what probably would happen if I did it one time. He'd be annoyed, but the second time he'd be like, here's a backup vape. That's actually something Jacob would probably do well.

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Category. This is the first time. This is the first time that's ever happened to us, too. Category close. Jacob said, no, no.

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First of all, Jacob wakes up, does a little morning yoga, and then helps me look for the vape and then goes, I love you so Much. Thank you for being in my life.

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Jacob. Shut that all the way down, honey.

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And then I head over to my thing, and then I say, and then he would make. Cook me, like, a whole. This. He cooked me this whole giant breakfast, like, every morning, like pancake, sausage, egg. Makes me a smoothie. And then he turns on the news for me. I watch the news. He brings it to me on the couch with this little tray that we put the food on, Brings me the new. The morning paper. I click through it. And then he brings my slippers.

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Yo, see, Bob, Bobby trying to give y' all that fake ass bullshit. Jacob. Jacob be here at the Realm, though. Jacob said no.

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Jacob. Is that not what we do every morning? Jacob.

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That is what we do every morning.

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You're correct. But then we rotate. Then I do it for Jacob. Then I. But we have a house of equity. So then every other week, we swap off. So then Jacob. I cook his breakfast oatmeal. Jacob prefers oatmeal, though. Oatmeal, turkey.

[C]

You don't even know how to cook.

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I learned to cook for Jacob. I actually haven't cooked for Jacob a lot of times. I actually was on a chicken wing kick for a while when we. When we first met. I was cooking a lot of. I was baking a lot of chicken wings.

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I love.

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Do you remember that, Jacob?

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I love air fryers.

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Yes.

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And I would bake me and Jacob chicken wings, and I would make overnight oats for us. I like.

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I don't like. Oh, my God.

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Ew.

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I don't like a cold oatmeal.

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Jacob. What was that, Jacob?

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The Kool were gross.

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But I didn't make them for you, though.

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They're.

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No, I don't think you made them for me. I think you made them for yourself. And I was there, and I was.

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Jacob, you were. I had you in mind the whole time.

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Oh, my God. Y'. All. Y' all see, this is crazy. Bob is trying to gaslight. Bob is gaslighting Jacob into this bullshit.

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You two care that Timmy was in my mind?

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I'm so sorry, Jacob. Jacob, is this what you deal with all the time? This is.

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I mean, this is what we both deal with,

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Jacob. Yes.

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And what do you deal with? Someone? A crackhead.

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The same crackhead you are. The same cracker that you are to get him banned on TikTok because you can't keep the vape down for more than five seconds.

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In. In. In the bed. Look, y'.

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All vaping people. Y' all really are. That is. That is a New crack. I was. Where was I?

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I was.

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I was somewhere recently and I've been saying this person, y', all. And it was one of the. Y'.

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All.

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It was one of those annoying vapors. You know, the ones where the vape be this big. And he was like. And he let out. It was a fucking cloud.

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And they sizzle.

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I was like, yes. I'm like, what is going on? This is crazy.

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Okay, full disclosure. I had one of those in Europe because it was hard to get vapes in Europe, baby. Those things are too. They're too high maintenance. You have to take the thing out, put oil in the thing. It's too much. It's too much.

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It's crazy, though.

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They're trying to minimize my carbon footprint

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because each one of those things. Oh, we gotta find out the numbers on those. Cause you can't return them. And you have to buy a brand new one every time, right?

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Yes.

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Oh, my God. Y' all are. Y' all are destroying the planet.

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You got it. Vapors are destroying the planet. Not we. We've already had this conversation before where most of the pollution on the planet is actually coming from major corporations. People, individuals, households, contribute such a small amount of pollution to the world. But yet they got us thinking it's us. They got us thinking we're the ones doing it, which is insane.

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I think that's the moral of the story, is we all can help.

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Of course we all can help. But the. The major. But these massive corporations, these industrial plants, they're the ones who actually can really, really help.

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Yeah, then maybe that's your plans. But, nigga, you're an industry plant. Y' all don't know this? Bobby Bob is. Bob is the original industry plant.

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I am industry, baby. Back. Couple Grammys on me. Couple blacks. How many Grammys does Lil Nas x have?

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None.

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2.

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Oh, yeah, old Town Road. I forgot Old Town Road. Are they both Old Town Road?

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I'm not sure. But he also holds the world record, I believe, for the longest Old Town Road.

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No, it was broken recently.

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Was it recently?

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I think so. I'm pretty sure. I feel like I saw that.

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Jacob, can you Google who has the longest running billboard number one?

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I think. I think it's Rotation by Monet Exchange. I think that broke it.

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That could be it last year. That could be it for sure.

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Yeah.

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I think it's actually so broke it and it's reason. Yeah.

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Yes.

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Is it a man or a woman? It is a man with the weekend.

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No.

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Nope.

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Would I know this person?

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Absolutely.

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Kendrick Lamar.

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Yes, they. Not like us. Not like us.

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Is that correct?

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Oh, yes, that's correct work.

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That makes sense. It was a massive hit. Absolutely. I think that song won five Grammys.

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Yeah. One song winning five Grammys is wild.

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That is wild and incredibly impressive.

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Yeah, that. That is really cool. What are your.

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What's your. What's your Grammy? You want to win what. What Grammy do you want to win?

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What Grammy? I want to win.

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I have to set your sites, make

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them specific, either for a comedy album or I would love for best R and B album,

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which. You have to set your goals to get one. Which ones? What are you going to set your goals for?

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I want to. I want to be one of those people sitting at the Grammy thing holding. You see these pictures? They'd be there with.

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I don't think one of those people who's ever had a bunch of those and had comedy mixed in with it, though.

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I mean, why can't I be the first? That's my goal.

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What are you setting your sights on, though? I feel like usually when people are holding all those Grammys, it's from. It's from one project. It's like, this is. It's like a collective project. Unless. Does the project have comedy and R and B on the same album?

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No, this is my goal. I. The same year I win my best comedy album Grammy, I'm going to win Best Army. I do music and comedy simultaneously. I think I can be the one.

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I think that focusing on one thing would probably heighten your chances, but I've never won a Grammy, so what do

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I know to you? I want to. I want to be like. I want that to be part of my story. Like, this is. This is crazy. We've never seen someone win the same year, best R and B and best comedy.

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That would be.

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That would be fierce.

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It would be fierce. Again, I'm going to reiterate, in my opinion, to help you get toward your Grammy, it might. It might help to laser focus on one thing, so you can really, you know, zone in one thing. It's probably. It's really hard to probably promote a comedy album and an R and B album simultaneously at the same time. But I do think that you would heighten your chances if you just zoned in on one particular thing. But, you know, again, I have never won a Grammy, so.

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Yeah, not for me. I want.

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I want to.

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I want to do. I want to do both.

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You think that's the best method toward getting it?

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I mean, we'll see. You know what two things will happen. Either will happen or it won't.

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That is true. Have you ever listened to them? I don't. I don't really have any sites on the Grammys. I would like one, but I don't have. I don't have. I don't have, like, my sights set on a Grammy, though.

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But, I mean, if you had to do a category, which one would you think you would do?

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It would probably be for narrating my book, which I put a lot of thought and effort into. Or it'd be for comedy album. But if I had to focus on one, it'd be a comedy album for sure. Yeah.

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When is it? When is your next special?

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My next special is being filmed in New Orleans in April, and it is actually my first time ever setting foot in New Orleans.

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Am I. Am I invited?

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Yeah, you're more than welcome to come. I'll see you. Take a link to buy a ticket. I have never once in my. Okay, it's fine. I have never once in my life been to New Orleans, which is kind of crazy to me.

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I've been twice went for the Essence Festival. It's.

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It's a nice city.

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And something else. I don't know what the other thing was, or Christmas. One of the. One of the tours went there one time out there.

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I have performed in Shreveport and I performed in Rustin, but I have never performed in New Orleans. I never even been to New Orleans. That's so wild of me.

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Ns, baby.

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I want to go to Baton Rouge. I just like the way it sounds.

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Where is Baton Rouge in relation to. Nor is it.

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I have no clue. I don't even know what New Orleans is.

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I don't.

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I'm not. I'm not completely sure what Louisiana is shaped like. I'm pretty sure it looks kind of a little bit similar to Alabama. I mean, to Mississippi, but skinnier. I think it's just like a skinnier version of Mississippi. I'm almost positive.

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Let me look up. Louisiana.

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Louisiana.

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Louisiana.

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Louisiana.

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It looks like a boot. You see?

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What is a boot?

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Louisiana is a combat boot, whereas Italy is a cunty boot.

[B]

No, Italy is a very cunty boot. Italy gives the girlies the business, honey.

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New Orleans is, like, down there. It's like, almost at the bottom of the state.

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Yeah, Monet, I don't know.

[C]

Where's Baton Rouge at?

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Well, everyone knows it's at the bottom of the state,

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nigga. Everyone is. Not me. I didn't know that that's how it

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was affected by the hurricane so badly, because it's by the water.

[C]

Yeah, but there's also the Mississippi. I don't know if it was in Mississippi. I don't know what.

[B]

Hurricanes don't go up rivers.

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But I was saying by saying. Because, like, for example, like when the east river caused a lot of flooding when we had Hurricane Sandy in New York, it wasn't the Atlantic. It was.

[B]

Yeah, but the east river is right by. Is right by the ocean.

[C]

Again, I don't know the makeup of this place. I don't know if the Mississippi was, like, anywhere. I didn't know where it was, nigga.

[B]

No. New Orleans is probably near the Mississippi River. But the hurricane was not traveling down the Mississippi River. The hurricane traveled from through the Gulf of Mexico.

[C]

It's actually the Gulf of Burton.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. When I look at it in Google Maps, it does say Gulf of America now.

[B]

Yeah, it does.

[C]

How so? But, you know, we're gonna, what, say.

[B]

Say your piece.

[C]

No, I mean, I don't. I don't want to talk about. I don't. I don't talk about. I've been talking about listening politics all day. I don't want to talk about politics.

[B]

Honestly, Google some real fucking bitches for that shit. Well, did Apple also change Apple Maps as well?

[C]

Say it again.

[B]

What happened?

[D]

Apple also changed it on Apple Maps as well.

[B]

They too. I'm going to say my whole chest. There's some real bitches for that.

[C]

Oh, Pigeon Ford, North Carolina. Pigeon Ford, Tennessee.

[B]

Let's go there. You know where Eureka's from? No. She's from Johnson City, Tennessee.

[C]

Yeah. Lady Bunny's from Chattanooga, Tennessee. Oh, my God. John, I just. I. I see. John, I see. Johnson City is, like, towards the north of the state.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it a small, small town she's from?

[B]

I am. I've never been, but I imagine. I mean, I'm gonna go ahead and guess the population is probably 8,000 people.

[C]

That's just so random. You just. Let's see.

[B]

That's my guess, y'. All.

[C]

We. We do this population thing about. Bob is obsessed with population.

[B]

It might be like 15 or 30, but I'm gonna guess 8. 8,000.

[C]

Not even close, bitch.

[B]

What's the population?

[C]

75,000.

[B]

75,000 people. Good for them. What's the population of?

[C]

My God.

[B]

No, we need to move on.

[D]

We need to do something else.

[B]

No, I want to ask Monet. Population. After this break, Monet's gonna give a population. We're gonn.

[E]

Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax, and let go

[B]

of whatever you're carrying today.

[E]

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[B]

And breathe.

[E]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[C]

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[B]

And we're back. Monet, what is the population of Las Vegas, Nevada? Because I don't. I don't know it.

[C]

You are such a sick person.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

If you had to guess, I want to say 800,000 people.

[B]

That's not. That's actually not far off. It is 641,000 people.

[C]

I was going to say 600, but I was like, no.

[B]

In Las Vegas, Nevada, all in the desert, just sitting in the middle of the desert. In the middle of the desert.

[C]

If there was one celebrity that you really wanted to. If there was one person, you were like, I don't care what I was doing.

[B]

Where's Kal? For sure.

[C]

And in this fucking. Is Wiz Khalifa.

[B]

I'm sniping him off.

[C]

Oh, sucking his dick. Ok, so you don't want it for you. You don't want him to bottom for you.

[B]

No.

[C]

You're just content with just a dick tock work.

[B]

How about you? Who's your one celebrity?

[C]

I don't know. Let me think. One celebrity. If I had.

[B]

This is gonna end up being our viral clip, by the way. We're gonna end up on straight TikTok.

[C]

I don't know who mine is, though. I'm such a hard. Who have I said I love? I feel like. I feel like my friends be doing better than me. The one. I just did this the other night. I could not. I could. I couldn't remember her name.

[B]

Who?

[C]

It was me. Sounds like. Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, I don't know. I mean. Okay. The reality is this. If. If I had the option to hook up with.

[C]

Oh, I know who.

[B]

Go ahead.

[C]

Jesse Williams.

[B]

Jesse Williams?

[C]

Yes. Jesse Williams from Grey's Anatomy. He did that show, that show on Broadway when everyone saw his dick. If I. I would give pretty much anything to fuck Jesse Williams.

[B]

Would you wake up in the morning and look for help, Andy? Look for his vape.

[C]

Yes. And he can take his flashlight and

[B]

put it in your eye.

[C]

Girl,

[B]

don't do that.

[C]

Jesse Williams is.

[B]

If I actually had the option between hooking up with Darrell Stevens and Wiescleaf I would probably pick Darryl Stevens. Cause that is. That's. That's a. That's long running. That's like that has been going on for a really, really long time for me.

[C]

Jesse Williams. I think Jesse Williams is one of the hottest people ever in the world.

[B]

Or if I'm okay I said one. I know. But now I'm thinking about like people that I've longed after for a long time. And now I'm switching to Daryl Stevens. It's been so long. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah. Jesse Williams for me for sure. Yeah.

[B]

Now they're always talking about the trade of the season. Who's the trade of the season, honey? Who's that? Charizon. And we're going to find out who it is today. You and me.

[C]

Yeah. But I will say this. Bob and I doing our Smash list for draggers. We have a top 10 list. Bob wanted to do one per season. I think it's just top 10 overall

[B]

because there's some season makes it more valid and fair. But you know what you do you do.

[C]

Do you think 21 our smash. I will say this. My Smash list is not indicative of the trader of the season though is

[B]

this might be multiple for one season for you.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

Cause you might have multiple in the same season even.

[C]

But I would say my Smash is not. It's not necessarily the tradest of the season. You know what I mean? Like the trade of the season is like the hottest one of the season. I don't think it's always the hottest one of the season. But it's just who I would smash.

[B]

Okay. And just. And just to be clear guys, we all. We know that trade is used. We know what trade means. Can. Can we just all clear. Clear it up as mon. I love saying. I can't say cleared up anymore. I don't even have the ability to say. It's not even a word I can even say at this point because being

[C]

such a foundational thing for you, you, you, you, you pride training, trolling someone above what is right and wrong.

[B]

Corrected the word you're not wrong. I literally cannot say clear. Clear it up. I always say clare it up. Even when you're not around. I say let's clear it up, honey. Clear it up. Stop. Stop what? Doing that. Why can I eat my head? It's so irritating.

[C]

Why does that irritate you?

[D]

Explain what it is for the people who are listening.

[B]

Monet is pouring a low sodium tahin into her hand and licking it out of the palm of her hand.

[C]

You. Why Are you mad at that?

[B]

I'm gonna show you how you look.

[D]

Can you also describe it for our audio of listeners?

[B]

What I said? So I'm just, you know, I gotta say, if there was anyone that I was gonna do, Anyone who was gonna. That's how you look to me.

[C]

It's the.

[B]

It's the. It's the smacking. It is the licking the palm of your hand and then going back to life as usual. Cause you still grabbing and touching stuff and licking the palm of your hand. It's. It's the. It's the pouring. It's all. It's every part of it. And it's the fact that, like, one every three times.

[C]

You.

[B]

You. You go on a tangent about how great Tahin is.

[C]

I. Twice.

[B]

One in three times you do this. You're like. And by the way, here's my commercial for low sodium Tahin. Like, you're fucking Jamie Lee Curtis with activity or something.

[C]

Did you know Jamie Lee Curtis Curtis is a nipple baby?

[D]

Is she?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Her parents were famous Hollywood people.

[D]

You know the woman who got killed in the shower in Psycho.

[B]

That's her mom.

[D]

That's her mom.

[C]

I was like. I was like. I had no. I had no idea. I was like, oh, wow. I had no idea.

[B]

Shout out to Jamie Lee Curtis.

[C]

Okay, Our smashes. I'm going from most recent to oldest. Like, in terms of seasons. Okay, I'm going backwards. How are you do your whole. To be fair, no, we should go one for one.

[B]

But I didn't work on my list last night. That's why I was gonna go season my season. Cause I was doing my casting.

[C]

Okay, well, y' all try doing something as I'm talking to this, y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

This is some Bob the Drag Queen ass shit. We had homework when we finished recording yesterday.

[B]

How many have ever been going on our lives?

[C]

Yeah, I had other things going on too, Bob, but I made time for the homework and prepare what we're gonna do for the podcast.

[B]

That's debatable.

[C]

So when we let the quiet Jacob was. We were like, we're gonna do an episode about casting and one about our smash list.

[B]

I did my. I did my casting. Okay, okay.

[C]

50% is not. Nigga, you're failing.

[B]

I never used to do homework, though. I never did my homework ever. Like, ever.

[C]

That's a failing grade. 50% is a failing grade.

[B]

I only failed one class in high school.

[C]

Which was what?

[B]

Algebra 1.

[C]

See, we didn't have. Because I went to an art school.

[B]

I had to go back. I had to go back as a senior and take Algebra one with the. With the sophomores.

[C]

Yeah, we. Because, as I said before, y', all, my high school experience was all fucked up. We were art school. We didn't do P.E. we didn't have. We did humanities, which was a mixture of social studies and English together. My school experience, which I was a little bit. It was. It was a little. A little janky. But honestly, I'm happy I did it the way it was. I'm a very smart person, and my life has turned out great.

[A]

Right?

[C]

So you know what? It worked out well for me. Huh?

[B]

I said, who you trying to convince? I'm just being selling.

[C]

Do you know that? Did you tell me if you think this is appropriate in 10th grade? This is when the revival of Rent was on Broadway and they took us to go see rent in 10th grade.

[B]

Is it.

[C]

Doesn't that feel inappropriate for 10th graders?

[B]

No, not for 10th graders. No.

[C]

It's a pretty sexually sexually charged show.

[B]

You're in 10th grade. I don't think it's inappropriate.

[C]

No, I think it's a little inappropriate

[B]

if my kid also. What's the sexual charge and Rent? Like, what's those sexual charging? Rent.

[C]

La Vivo.

[B]

M. Like, what's specifically about Ren is so sexually charged?

[C]

They show titties in La Vivo?

[B]

M. On stage.

[C]

Yes, on stage.

[B]

I never saw Rent. I never saw Rent in theaters.

[C]

Yes, there. You never saw Rent in theaters? Oh, my God, no.

[B]

No money. I was living in Atlanta, Georgia.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Come fly to New York and come see the show.

[B]

I'd never been to New York before. Not everyone can afford to just go to New York City on a whim.

[C]

Says you.

[B]

Not everyone. Not everyone is also a nepo baby like you.

[C]

I'm not a nepo baby.

[B]

All our moms don't own cell phone towers.

[C]

Also, you have these kids. What was it?

[B]

Your mom owns a cell phone.

[C]

She was on a recent episode of the podcast. I was like, something, something, something. I was like, brokey. And Bob and I were laughing, and someone commented, you know, I got to be honest, Monique. Calling people brookies on the podcast feels really inappropriate. And does anyone else feel. I was like, bob really? Has y' all out here thinking that I'm some rich? You are. I am.

[B]

Then I did not rich, Bob.

[C]

I shared a bedroom. My grandmother and I shared a bedroom when I moved to New York.

[B]

We talk about your life in Saint Lucian. You know that. I just want to point out, just as a reminder, y', all, Monet's family owns the home okay. In Brook. In New York City. City.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

A lot of people own the home.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Me and my time, we added a wing to their house.

[C]

Wing is a. Is a generous word, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

How many of y' all in the comments, how many of y' all who mon. Did you grow up comfortable?

[C]

Comfortable?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, there you have it. Everyone knows what it means when you grow up comfortable, Jacob, did you grow up comfortable, Jacob?

[D]

I mean. Yes.

[B]

There you have it.

[C]

What does that mean?

[B]

Anyone who didn't grow up Taylor, did you grow up comfortable? No. Yeah, that's what it is.

[C]

We're lying. I went to Austin. I seen Taylor's family house. Taylor grew up the fuck comfortable. He a liar, Jacob.

[B]

Taylor said you've never been to Taylor's family's house.

[D]

You just.

[C]

Yes, I did.

[B]

Taylor said. When?

[C]

Racl Two years ago.

[B]

Nigga Ray acl.

[C]

You did not come to pictures and videos.

[B]

Monet lies. You don't have to defend yourself. Monae lies. We know Monae lies. Monat went from going to the house to seeing pictures and videos. So we already know. We already know that Monet will start with a lie. So you don't have to. Don't waste your time on. You don't waste your time on this. Anyway. Continue. Monet. Go ahead. Don't do that.

[C]

Wait, do you have your list together yet?

[B]

Pretty much, yeah.

[C]

Okay, we can go on. Okay. Starting. I'm starting at season 17 and working my way back. Okay. First for me, Corey King. Smash.

[B]

Corey King is on my list too.

[C]

Yeah, she's. She's a big lady. Corey King, clearly. I mean, we never seen Khloe, like, shirtless and stuff, but she clearly has a nice body. Liddy has said she has. She has nice hand arms. I think Corey would be a smash. I think Corey. I think Corey. Yeah.

[B]

Corey is also on my list and I just want you to know that Lydia is also on the list. I would watch Lydia and Corey.

[C]

Oh, wait, so is Lydia occupying a place in the top 10 or you just. Or is she honorable?

[B]

Men, They're a package deal. Cory's really the one. But I. This is a.

[D]

This.

[B]

You know, when you, when you get, when you buy a, like a device, then you get it upgraded.

[C]

Uh huh.

[B]

And you're happy to have the upgrade? Lydia and Corey are part of the. Are part of the package deal. They're on the list together. But she does have a spot, though.

[C]

Okay, next for me, did you watch

[B]

Lydia and Corey also? Is this completely inappropriate? Yes. Would you watch Lydia and Corey?

[C]

No, I Would not watch. Lydia.

[B]

Corey, you wouldn't watch.

[C]

I mean, I guess I would, but also, I want to say this. I'm saying the Smash List, I would like. Okay, there's like, a few things I've said this very much. Once you're in front of friend for me, and I count a lot of these girls as friends. I would never actually have sex, but they are hot, if that makes sense. You know what I mean?

[B]

I want to be clear. I don't know Lydia or Corey. You know, you know Corey.

[C]

I don't know Corey, but I feel like I know Cory.

[B]

Cory, your friend?

[C]

She's not my friend, but I just would not.

[B]

Cory's still fair game.

[C]

No, but at this point, no, it's not fair game. I do find Corey very attractive, but so.

[B]

So you're so you're not. So which is it? Is it friends? Not friends, just people you've heard of. How does this work? I would have listened to out loud. These Drag Race girls are not my sisters.

[C]

I know, but you've told us that time and time.

[B]

Are they your sisters?

[C]

Not all of them, though. Some of them are, though.

[B]

Yes. Some of the Drag Race girls are my sisters. Drag Race girls are not my sisters. I don't even know half these hoes. I never met most of them. These are not my sisters. I do have sisters in the Drag Race world, and some of them are on this list as well.

[C]

I have some sisters on this list for sure.

[D]

Sister.

[B]

Be a sister.

[C]

Let's take a break and we'll talk more about these, about who we gonna fuck for Drag Race.

[B]

All right.

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[C]

also, y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

It's killing me.

[B]

Bob.

[C]

Bob ain't do the homework. We talk about it. Bob, it's like one of them kids, the teacher talking to class. Bob is like, mm. Okay, next on my list, I have Kerri Colby. Kerri Colby is so hot. Smash.

[B]

But you're not.

[C]

You're not bi. But okay, I would. These are. This is someone who would make me want to be bi or pan.

[B]

Carrie has that power.

[C]

I think Carrie is insanely hot.

[B]

Work gang. Gang.

[C]

Okay. You don't think so?

[B]

Carrie is hot. She's not on my smash list, but Carrie is very, very hot, though.

[C]

Very.

[B]

That is, I feel, completely undeniable, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And are there any who. Can I just hear any other women who are on your smash list?

[C]

No, I want to go to order

[B]

in general, not just Drag Race. Like, for example, like, for me, Doja Cat is on the smash list.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Doja Cat is on my smile. Yeah. Doja Cat is very sexy. Okay, So I will. There's a lot of women I would like to make out with. Right? Smash.

[B]

Monet. Smash List. Not. Not. Not hold heads and skip through a few days and drink tea with Smash List. You the one. You the one who, when I mentioned. I said we don't have to do it, you were like, you double down. No, we're gonna do it. So don't. Don't, don't. Bitch out now.

[C]

Okay. Megan. Thee stallion.

[B]

Okay. Work Megan. Me savage.

[C]

Megan Salad girl. I feel like I would be. From what I've seen on the twerking, and just. I would be so intimidated.

[B]

It's intimidating. It's very intimidating.

[C]

Intimidating, for sure.

[B]

Very intimidating. I mean, I took. I met Megan. She is. She is. I do not let people beckon me to them. When Megan did this, I came over, I said, yes, ma'. Am. Yes, ma'.

[C]

Am.

[B]

How can I help you?

[C]

Yeah, Megan is a smash.

[B]

Okay. Ora Mayori.

[D]

Really?

[B]

He's on my list. Or Mayori. I remember seeing Or Mayori in Tennessee and being like, oh, this is a hot guy. And then. Or Mayor was on Drag Race, and I was like, still hot. Still hot.

[C]

Work the same season, right? No.

[B]

Same season or what?

[C]

Kerri Colby. No.

[B]

Laura Mayori was on Tasha Colby, season 15.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that correct? Jacob Kikubo.

[C]

That is right. That is right.

[D]

Yeah, that's correct.

[B]

What was her problem? Look, now I want to look it up. Hold on. This is literally the one by every girl again all over again.

[C]

I know. Aura. My. I'm looking it up.

[A]

Too.

[C]

I want to see this. Back to this. Had so much to say.

[B]

I remember the promo look. Yeah, she had it's like a. Obviously a biker look. They. They were all wearing some form of a biker ish or racing car look. It's like this giant coat. Yeah, it's cute look. I like this look. Or it's got some great looks. She would have worked. Good for her. Good for her, good for her.

[C]

Next on my list is this because I met this queen before I met her. It was not a smash meeting her. I've said that she exudes, she has, she's very sexy. Like she has a lot of sexy energy. And that is Utica. Utica. Utica. She's tall and she's like when did

[B]

you get into skinny guys? Used to be, used to be very anti skinny.

[C]

But she's tall though. She's tall. Utica's tall.

[B]

How tall is she?

[C]

Utica? I don't know. She had. If I had to guess, she looks,

[B]

she, she gives six, three, six, four Energy.

[C]

Yes, very. That Somewhere around there.

[B]

Was she farting with you?

[C]

I don't know if she was a challenge accepted.

[B]

Like what, like what was she saying to you? Is she like, like we're both at the. Y' all like read the Bible together.

[C]

We went to go watch Jinx in. What show was Jinx? And she was like, hey, like, like she was. And normally I don't like a close talker. I, I did not mind her talking to me close. And she's like, hey, one of you, how you doing? Oh, you look really good. Um, yeah. And I was like, I was like, oh, you like you making like a lot of clothes for girls now. I was like, yeah, if everyone in Mesa just come to Chicago, let me know. We can like work it out.

[B]

Was she, Is she touch. Is she a toucher?

[C]

Yeah, she's like touching me like right here. You know what I mean? Talking like you're talking and the hand is like right here.

[B]

And I was like, oh, like while facing you. While next to you facing me facing you. Grabbing you by the back of your arm.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like is she like pulling you in or just. Or just like keep letting you keep your distance?

[C]

Just to keep letting me keep my distance. But like just like not caressing but like just a ginger. Like you know when you like move the thumb a little bit maybe?

[B]

Yeah. How was she dressed?

[C]

She had on a button up shirt, tight pants.

[B]

Yeah. When she said you look good, was it like oh, you look good or is it like you look good in the middle.

[C]

Cause I think I've been on my health journey, so I think she was. A lot of people have been remark making comments about around that.

[B]

How does it. So when someone goes, oh, my God, you look good. What. What energy do you get from that?

[C]

I go like, oh, you fat bitch, you finally lost weight. Good for you.

[B]

And someone goes, you look good. What do you get from that?

[C]

Oh, like, wow, I can't believe this fat bitch lost that weight. You look good.

[B]

So it's always an insult. Honestly, I. I vibe with that. I vibe with that. I vibe with that Real shit. Type shit. Type shit. Okay. I'm type shit is in my head. Naomi Smalls is on the list.

[C]

Naomi Smalls. Is this match for everyone, though?

[B]

Yeah, Naomi Smalls is definitely on the list. I don't think anyone is shocked by this. It is obviously very clear to everyone that Naomi Smalls is easily and obviously going to be on the list. Have you. Has Naomi ever flirted with you?

[C]

No.

[B]

Have you ever flirted with Naomi?

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay, I'm just asking.

[C]

Have you ever. Has Naomi ever flirted with you?

[B]

No, we've never flirted. And I've never flirted with her before either. But I do remember one time we were backstage. I've said this story before, but to the new people. You'll get to hear it. We're sitting backstage getting ready to go on and do the bitch. Perfect. And Naomi's wearing these, like, Daisy Duke, like, tiny little jean shorts. And we're just standing back there. And then Chi Chi Devane just looks at her and goes, dang, girl, you like. You got some good butt, like, she's like, what? You got some good, but I bet it's good. And then. And then she was like, oh, no, man, I'm such a top. And then later on, she. We were talking on the phone. She was. I don't know why I said that. That is not true. I love Gigi was so quotable. My God, I miss Gigi.

[C]

Okay, next to my list.

[B]

Will they be on your list? Was she on your list as well?

[C]

We'll get there. Maybe she is. Maybe she's. I don't know. Okay, next on my list was. This is a weird one for me. I don't know why. Pheromone.

[B]

So you have several women on your list?

[C]

Yeah, but it would be Pheromone, like now.

[B]

Like.

[C]

Like since she's.

[B]

I haven't seen her in a minute. I'm assuming she stills like Christina Aguilera.

[C]

Yeah. Yes. That Pheromone for Sure, Yeah.

[B]

I mean, is there another Pheromone? I mean, she always looks the same to me. I. To be fair, I have not seen Pheromone. Is she, like, Is she. Did she go dark on social media again?

[C]

I know she did at one point.

[B]

I don't know. Have you ever met Pheromone girl?

[C]

I did a whole season of Drag Race. I did a tour with her.

[B]

Do you remember that little skip she did? What was this? What was she. What was her verse?

[C]

Love. It's crazy, right? Never love me, right? It's love.

[B]

That skip, yo. That skip. When I tell you that skip sent me to the moon. To the moon. That skit. It plays as, like, a loop in my head.

[C]

Yeah. Pheromone. We'll be on tour and Pheromone would, like, stay in drag, like, and go out and, like, just be in drag. It'll have to be in drag. Pheromone. I don't know if that's shady, but I don't want out of drag.

[A]

Pheromone.

[C]

I want in drag. Pheromone. I think she's very hot.

[B]

Okay. I have Yvie, Oddly.

[C]

Evelyn Oddly. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, you do, like, a little, you know, Evie.

[A]

Evie.

[C]

Evie likes a little. She likes. She likes a muskier finish to her scent, which I think you, you en.

[B]

I also really love a vegan. Looking lanky. I don't know if Evie has a bunch of tattoos, but. A bunch of tattoos?

[C]

Yes. Not a bunch. She has, like, a few.

[B]

A bunch of tattoos would really

[C]

kick

[B]

it over the edge. I mean, she's already over the edge, but that would really kick it over the edge for me, I think. Evie, oddly, is also really funny and really charming, insanely talented. And you know what? Evie is super duper real. Evie is, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Evie is real real. Like, she is R, E, A, L real. R E, E, L real. R I, E, L real.

[C]

Yeah. E. All right.

[B]

Sorry for having fun. Have you ever flooded with Evie before?

[C]

No.

[B]

Me neither.

[C]

We did, like, a little flirting on All Stars. Seven, actually. But, like, just for, like, fun. Not anything, like, actually for, like, fun flirting.

[B]

So you think flirting is fun?

[C]

I, I, I do. I, I do think flirting will be fun. Oh, my God. Especially when you're, like, you know, really single out here. I, I, I, I enjoy the flirting.

[B]

Were you single? You're an All Stars.

[C]

No. Oh, yeah. I was single on All Stars, actually. I was. Next for me was Naomi Smalls.

[B]

Naomi Smalls is always on the list.

[C]

Smash.

[B]

Naomi Smalls has to be on everyone's list for sure. I think Naomi Smalls is on,

[C]

Right? Totally. She has to be.

[B]

She has beautiful, beautiful long legs, a cute little butt.

[C]

I have long

[B]

legs. Jesus. She has a beautiful smile. She has such a friendly personality. Nami Smalls is just great. Someone should scoop Nami Smalls up.

[C]

I know. And wife her if she wants to.

[B]

Yes, obviously. Up next, I have Tatiana.

[C]

Tatiana, really?

[B]

Yes. Tatiana, for sure.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Tatiana is very, very handsome. Tatiana is. Is probably more aggressive than I. The types I like normally. I don't know if I ever met Tatiana, but that girl is. She is a. She is a special breed of woman. That's Tatiana. I'll tell you.

[C]

We did one gig together in Al. Albany, New York. We did a gig together years ago. First time meeting her. Okay. Next on my list is Curtis Dawn Milkinson, AKA Miss Fame.

[B]

Oh, my God. I forgot about Miss Fame.

[C]

Miss Fame.

[B]

You know, I made Miss Fame her first pass she ever had.

[C]

I know. She was in your apartment. You told us.

[B]

Yeah, me and Miss Fame.

[C]

Bob's literally, Bob's one claim to fame.

[B]

That's why I'm. Fame lives in, like, Sweden. Is it Sweden now?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Fame is, y' all fam is a really interesting person. Like, Fame is super. She's actually really funny. Like, we. I. I've seen her host before, and she's actually genuinely quite funny. I feel like she is more interested in being, like, the model.

[C]

Y.

[B]

Cause she's obviously very good at fashion, and she's very interested in fashion. But y'. All. Fame.

[E]

Let me see.

[B]

When's the last time Fame post something online?

[C]

She was. She did. She did Fashion Week. She did some Fashion week stuff recently.

[B]

Ms. Fame. Her last post was on March 2nd into. This is filmed March 19th, so 17 days ago. She posted something.

[C]

Yeah, I. Girl, why. Why you putting dates on it? They're gonna be like, h. They recorded this in March. Hate this podcast burn.

[B]

I mean, if they're saying that they're not real siblings or cousins. Yeah. Definitely strangers. Definitely gonna be stranger. Stranger vibes for sure. Okay, things have happened.

[C]

Who's next for you?

[B]

Okay, for me, I'm doing mine out of order, so I have to look. I just did. Oh, Lanisha Sparks.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Lanisha Season 6.

[B]

She is someone who's vanished.

[C]

Let me look up how she look.

[B]

Lanisha has fully vanished. Gone with a win with her black.

[C]

That is a black ass name. Lanesha.

[B]

Are you seeing her?

[C]

She was season six, right?

[B]

No, she was se. Season six. She was Bianca season.

[C]

She's not on the list.

[B]

Well, then just Google her name. I don't know what you want to tell you.

[C]

How is she not on the cast list? She wasn't on season six.

[B]

Maybe it wasn't six then. Five.

[C]

She was five. Five, five, five. Why gotta be a bitch? Why gotta be so aggressive?

[B]

I don't know why I have to be that. You just are. You don't have. You actually don't have to.

[C]

She's probably so tiny. She's probably one of these short little queens.

[B]

She's not. Oh, Lineage works is pretty average height, I would say. I've only met Lenacious Parks one time

[C]

for his match game. Right, I forgot about that.

[B]

It was bad. It was bad bad. It was big bad, actually.

[C]

Yeah, not for me, but I'm happy for you, though.

[B]

Thank you for being happy for us. Actually, me and Lanaysha next on my list.

[C]

I have Milk.

[B]

Milk? You know, Milk's real name is Dan Donegan.

[C]

Yeah, it's like a fucking comic book character.

[B]

Dan Donegan sounds like a bully on Rugrats. Like. And so I. I was once touring with Milk and Trixie, and Trixie's name sounds like a nerd on a. On a TV show. Brian Ferkus. I'm sorry. That name is so funny. And Dan Donegan would bully Brian Ferkus. Like, like, like Fergus would be like, Dan Donegan. Please, like, give me your lunch money, Ferkus. I love calling Trixie Fercus. Calling Trixie Fergus really sends me to the moon. Hey, Fercus.

[C]

That's so mean, Bob.

[B]

Do what? Her name. That's her name. Her name is Ferkus.

[C]

Does she like being called in her name out of. Out of drag?

[B]

She never expressed me that she didn't like it.

[C]

And she has. I'm telling you, she doesn't like it, so please don't do it.

[B]

I usually call her Trixie. Sometimes I say, hey, Fercus. But I, for the most part, just say, hey, Trixie. Or Trix. I say, hey, Trix.

[C]

I'm surprised Lana isn't on your list.

[B]

My list isn't over.

[C]

Oh, okay. I said Milk, who do you say?

[B]

Rebecca Glasscock.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Rebecca Glascock.

[B]

Rebecca Glasscock and I were friends in New York City for a while. Rebecca Glasscock has aged like a very, very fine wine. Rebecca Glasscock is, to this day, still stunning.

[C]

Really? Javier. Javier.

[B]

Shout out to Javier, honey.

[C]

Screaming at Javier.

[B]

Shout out to Javier. You don't have any thoughts on. On Rebecca Glascock?

[C]

I think Rebecca Glascock was hot. Again, I didn't see a recent. Does she have. Does she have a social media presence?

[B]

I. I think her name. I think she's quit drag, so I think her name might just be Javier online.

[C]

Or maybe, you know, Javier online.

[B]

No, no, I think her name online might be Javier.

[C]

Oh,

[B]

her name is Javier the underscore. Javier Underscore Rivera.

[C]

D. I can't. People with all the underscores really drive me wild.

[B]

Jacob, click the first one and scroll to the second picture. Look at that.

[C]

Oh, yeah, right.

[B]

And that was three days ago.

[C]

Okay. Rebecca or Javier.

[B]

Oh, she's still supporting the girls. Yes, she is still supporting the girl. It says.

[C]

Oh, Jacob said.

[B]

No, it says, yeehaw. Just two cowboys doing gay shit supporting my sister.

[C]

Oh, did y' all see the link? Did you watch what I sent to you and Jacob in the chat?

[B]

Look at that video in the chat right now.

[D]

Mm.

[B]

Let me look at it. Hold on.

[C]

Wait.

[B]

Why did you send this?

[D]

Mommy.

[B]

Yes, I got. Why would you send me that video?

[C]

I got.

[D]

I got.

[C]

I saw it, so you got to see it too.

[B]

Why would you do that?

[C]

I hated that.

[D]

Right?

[C]

I hated it.

[A]

That's horrible.

[C]

I hated it.

[B]

You all know the thumbnail is a picture of some lady or. I don't. I don't know if this is a person.

[D]

Is.

[B]

I don't know if this person's gender identity, but a very femme presenting person. And then you click on it. And when you click on it, it is a dog licking its boner.

[C]

It's a huge boner.

[B]

Why would you send me that?

[C]

Because someone said it to me, so I had to. I couldn't be the only one to see it.

[B]

That's insane. You're going to prison.

[C]

I know. Jacob, do you have any thoughts about that?

[D]

The video you sent, it was gross.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

So you have. You should have one more on your list.

[C]

Oh, I have one, right? Carmen Carrera.

[B]

Carmen Carrera.

[C]

Let me tell you something. That video, if y' all have not seen it, Carmen Carrera doing the suit. What's that? You know what I'm talking about. The video. The last showgirl. There's not the last show girl. A showgirl.

[B]

Fuck.

[C]

Not coming to me at all. It's a video that Kama Carrera did with a very prominent videographer and is going to come to me as soon as I type this. I found it to be so beautiful and sexually illuminating to me. I loved it.

[B]

Did it give you a woody?

[C]

No, not gave me a woody, but I found it to be so beautiful.

[B]

Did he give you a Buzz Lightyear.

[C]

Oh. With Steven Mizel.

[D]

With Steven Meisel.

[C]

Steven Meisel. Showgirl. Steven Meisel. Carmen Carre. So beautiful and so hot. Yeah. She looks amazing in this video. This was shortly after her win. Oh, sorry, sorry. Shortly after her transition around, like, like a few. Like a year or two after season three.

[B]

I was like. I was like, was she continental?

[C]

Are you saying. What are you saying? Was she.

[B]

Her win. I was like, oh, my God, was she continental? Was she Ms. Continental?

[C]

But it's just so cool. It's just like. It's just her, like, being a showgirl in New York with, like, this, like, group of men. And she is in this thing with this. And like, in this thing, this glass of mil walk. It's just so hot.

[B]

Is it the butt cheeks clapping that's giving you the fever?

[C]

No, you. You'll see what it is. You'll see.

[B]

Right now, she's walking through. You can see her. She's wearing pasties. No, she's not wearing pasties.

[C]

Those are just her titties out.

[B]

Her titties out. Those. They're not pasties at all, actually. But she's wearing a sheer thing. So now she's, like, dancing on.

[D]

She's.

[B]

She looks like JLO there.

[C]

My gosh.

[B]

Like JLO right there. She's wearing this, like, Britney Spears and cat suit with stones all over it. Now they're throwing money at her, and she has a huge giant yellow, like, feather coat. And she's like. She's on. And she's in, like, some sort of like, a bird cage type thing. And she just keeps switching outfits. It's the same group of men. They're all wearing tuxedos. And she just keeps, like, walking around, like, tantalizing them while changing outfits. Now she's in, like, a bathing suit and she's, like, in their laps and stuff and bouncing around. She put her titties in one of their faces and starts drinking from his glass. And now she took a man's hand and put it directly on her crotch. The man is grabbing her crotch. And then she is, like, on this man's lap with her head over him. And I think now her butt is in the air. She's got her butt up and she's got her titties out. And she. You can. She's wearing. It's not a thong, but it's like really, really tiny underwear. And now they're spraying champagne. She's spraying champagne on them. They're spraying champagne on her. She has her tits out, but she does have pasties over her titties or. Or at least appliques. And then the video ended.

[C]

So hot.

[B]

That's a very attractive video.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Loved it.

[B]

The last one on my list is Lana jarret.

[C]

Lana Jarrett. Ms. Lana Jarret.

[B]

And I didn't do them. Or it threw me out of order when you said. When you said Corey. Because then I went to Corey and Lydia. And would Lydia make the list if Corey was on the list? I don't know. Is that shady to say, I don't know. She's not even on your list? I guess it's not shady, but as a package deal, I just want to say Corey and Lydia are a great package deal. Of all the drag race couples, that's the one I would want to watch the most.

[C]

What other couples are there?

[B]

Sharon and Alaska. Do you want to watch that?

[A]

No.

[B]

You want to see Sharon Needles doing something?

[C]

No, thank you.

[B]

Vanjie and Brooke? No, Vanjie and Mick.

[C]

I mean, I guess.

[B]

Okay, Vanjie and. Okay, Vanjie is the pass around girl of the franchise.

[C]

No, Vanjie's a smash.

[B]

So who are you going to kick off your list and put Vanjie on?

[C]

I think it has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Karma with nine for me. So Vanjie would be number 10.

[B]

I've already said. Oh, I did two at once. That's why I have 10.

[C]

Yeah, Vanjie is my 10. I'll smash Vanjie for sure.

[B]

Would you. How would you feel to find out that you were on someone's list?

[C]

Oh my God, that's cute. Thank you.

[B]

How did you heard a list and you weren't on it?

[C]

I'm like, that's completely valid. I'm not, I'm. I wouldn't be butthurt by not being on someone's list.

[B]

Okay, depending on who. Okay, let's say Utica made a list. You're on the list. Would it progress to the next step?

[C]

I mean, maybe, I don't know.

[B]

Cause Utica seems to be like the one that you're like. No, I would actually do this.

[C]

I think. Yeah, Utica is the one I would actually. Yes, I think. I think that's pretty. That's pretty accurate. Yurika is the only one that would actually want to like to hook up with.

[B]

Do you want to shoot your shot real quick?

[C]

No, I'm not interested.

[B]

What a weird. The way you just flip flop was crazy.

[C]

Wait, what do you mean the way I flip flops?

[B]

What I would actually do? I'm actually not interested she's ugly. Ugly ass bitch.

[C]

That's not what I said. I'm not shooting my shot. Like if we're at a thing and a thing happens, that's one thing. I'm not going to be like, hey, Utica, can I please come to Chicago and fuck you? Or you fuck me and me suck your dick or I like. Yeah, she went to Chicago.

[B]

Damn.

[E]

But I found these results on searching business.

[B]

So Utica left her small town.

[C]

Yeah, she left her smell of 800 people.

[B]

Have you been to Utica, New York? Yeah, that's where she's from.

[C]

No, she's from Utica and we talked about. She's from Utica. Indianapolis. She's not from Utica, New York.

[B]

Oh, is she really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh,

[C]

Indianapolis or, or somewhere else. Indiana. Sorry?

[B]

Utica, Indiana.

[D]

Utica, Minnesota.

[C]

No.

[B]

How many Uticas are there?

[C]

Is Utica, Indiana? Because that's.

[D]

They have a population, says Utica, Minnesota.

[C]

Well, she said she has a comm of 800 people. The population of Utica, Indiana is 776.

[B]

Utica, Indiana has a population 1236. Honey, she put them on the map. Honey, Honey. Either Utica said that and people move there or people or in this short time they started making babies. Honey, they started making babies, honey.

[C]

Well, Utica, Minnesota has a. Let's put that. Maybe. Maybe it is there. The dad population even smaller. 266.

[B]

Girl, there are some. Have you ever told you to google Minnesota City, Minnesota?

[C]

No.

[B]

I've performed in Minnesota City, Minnesota. Google that population. Say it out loud. That'd be the last thing on the podcast. It will gag you. I performed in this town before.

[C]

Minnesota, Minnesota has 202 people.

[B]

Minnesota City, Minnesota City, Minnesota has 202 people.

[C]

How many people were at the show?

[B]

It was so they. Their school, the high school, the middle school and the elementary school are all in one building.

[C]

They don't have another choice.

[B]

And there are only four classes. You're in the same class from kindergarten to second grade, third grade to sixth grade or whatever. I can't remember how they split it up, but you have one teacher for three years.

[C]

How people live like that?

[B]

Isn't that crazy?

[C]

Couldn't be me.

[B]

Well, if it had to be, it would be Monet. Here's to our smash list. And may you and Utica fuck like animals.

[C]

Goodbye, bitch.

[E]

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