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Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet Exchange.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is sibling rivalry.
Monet X Change
On this week's episode of Vape Gets Lost in My Bed, we discuss what.
Bob the Drag Queen
Geography makes the best shoe.
Monet X Change
And we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would you send me that video? And we find out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
Ah, I'm a capitalize this pussy. Tell me about this hat.
Bob the Drag Queen
What about it? It's from a company called Lack of Color.
Monet X Change
Lack of Color?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they're an Australian company who makes really cool hats.
Monet X Change
Is this the same Australian country, a company you've been going on about for years now?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't know if I've been going on. Every time you ask me about the hat, I say it's a Company called Lack of Color. I don't know that I'm going on about them.
Monet X Change
I'm just saying, I've just been hearing. Okay, going on. Is this the same Austrian company you've been getting hatched from for a long time? Yeah. Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you asking about my hat?
Monet X Change
Because it's. You're wearing a big hat and of course I'm gonna ask about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a statement piece.
Monet X Change
It is. And I made a statement asking a question.
Bob the Drag Queen
I made the statement.
Monet X Change
She doesn't make any sense. I made a statement asking questions. Doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is my constant life with you. You not making sense and me trying to confront.
Monet X Change
I don't make sense because I make dollars. I make dollars, mama. I don't make sense.
Bob the Drag Queen
We get it, Monet. The capitalist queen. We know.
Monet X Change
Yes, we know. I'mma capitalize this pussy.
Bob the Drag Queen
We know. We know. We see how you sell your soul to, to Paramount plus and, and, and, and lie and lie about your opinions on the pit stop. We know.
Monet X Change
I sure do. Cause it. What? Cause they are lining my pockets. And y' all, and y' all, and y' all, to quote Ekane, y' all broke ass bitches, y' all don't know how to do that shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not kikiing. But she's giving me all the, she's giving me all the real tea right now. Monet. Y' all think one of kikiing.
Monet X Change
Who? I'm not kikiing. I am not kikiing. I'm dead ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
But honey, when I do the pit stop, I give them the realness and they still bring me back.
Monet X Change
I, I, I'm dead ass. Yeah. And you get paid crumbs. I get, you get again. You get paid cents. I get paid dollars.
Bob the Drag Queen
I got paid 25% per episode, famously.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So everyone knows that.
Monet X Change
It is what it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is. I was putting on chapstick on Tick Tock the other day and they gave me a warning for using tobacco. They thought I was vaping.
Monet X Change
How do you know, how do you know what the war. How do you know what the, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does it say on screen?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I've been. I, I, I get in trouble all the time on Tick Tock.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I don't know from alive and, but when you go through and ask why, it'll, it'll, it'll tell you like the general gist of the, of the warning. But they thought this was a vape.
Monet X Change
Because they know you. Because they probably, they probably watch a podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do get caught Vaping on TikTok accidentally quite often. And I do get warnings. And I was like, I wasn't even vaping this time.
Monet X Change
I had to cuss Andy's ass out the fuck this morning.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
About that vaping shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Give me. I would love to hear the actual conversation. And then juxtaposed with you saying, I had to cuss Andy's ass out this morning.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So he. So Andy woke up at like 5 o' clock in the morning to do his early gym thing, and he fell asleep with. I felt I was watching TV downstairs, so I came into bed late and he fell asleep with his fucking Kindle and his vape on the bed somewhere. When I go to bed, I moved the Kindle because I saw that I didn't see the vape. So when he Woke up at 5 o' clock in the morning to go to the gym, he's all in the bed. Then he proceeds to take his phone, put the flashlight on, and is. I said, andy, are you. Are you. Are you kidding me? And he was like, have you seen my vape? I was like, no, I'm not seeing your vape. So then now he puts the flashlight off and pretending to want to cuddle me, but is really just searching under my pillow. I was like, andy, if you don't get out of the bed and you have to leave the bed right now. Leave the bed. This is ridiculous. It's five o' clock in the morning and he left and. Which he had a backup vape the whole time. So I'm like, why are you even doing this? You have a backup vape. Use your back.
Bob the Drag Queen
He left without the vape.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
He left without the vape? Yes. I would have pulled the mattress out from underneath you.
Monet X Change
I wish you would have. And first of all. First of all, you go in the room and you do. Jacob, wake up. So you. So. So you nigga, you can even search for your vape. Cause Jacob will fucking get your ass together.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, Jake would be like, baby, here's your vape.
Monet X Change
No, Jacob. You'll be like, jacob, Jacob. This same scenario. Bob has left his vape in the bed and is now rustling through the bed while you're sleeping. What do you do?
Jacob
I mean, I would be annoyed, but I also just don't think that's a situation where he would just leave a vape in the bed like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no. Okay. I've never looked.
Monet X Change
We're taking out. No, this is. This is what has happened. You're not thinking, Bob. And this is what has happened. He had left the vape in the bed and now he's rustling through the bed looking for at 5 o' clock in the morning while you're asleep.
Jacob
Yeah, I mean, I would be annoyed by that if that is. If that was a thing that he did. That would be annoying.
Monet X Change
Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Jacob would help me look for my vape because Jacob.
Monet X Change
Don't speak for Jacob. Jacob, are you not. Jacob, are you now waking up and helping Bob look for the vape?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Jacob already has vape in his hand. Thank you, Jacob.
Monet X Change
Jacob, actually, category closed.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob has the backup vape. Jacob goes, well, I already have this vape here.
Monet X Change
Actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's something Jacob would. Jacob would be like, well, I already have. Actually. This is what probably would happen if I did it. One time he'd be annoyed, but the second time he'd be like, here's a backup vape. That's actually something Jacob would probably do.
Monet X Change
Well, category. This is the first time. This is the first time that's ever happened to us, too. Category closed. Jacob said, no, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, Jacob wakes up, does a little morning yoga, and then helps me look for the vape and then goes, I love you so much. Thank you for being in my life.
Monet X Change
Jacob, shut that all the way down, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I head over to my thing and then I say, and then he would cook me like a whole. This. He cooked me this whole giant breakfast, like every morning. Like pancake, sausage, egg. Makes me a smoothie. And then he turns on the news for me. I watch the news. He brings it to me on the. On the couch with his little tray that we put the food on. Brings me the new. The morning paper. I click through it. And then he brings my slippers.
Monet X Change
You know, see, Bob, Bobby, trying to give you all that fake ass bullshit. Jacob. Jacob heard the realm, though. Jacob said, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, is that not what we do every morning?
Jacob
Jacob, that is what we do every morning.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're correct. Sure. We rotate. Then I do it for Jacob. Then I. But we have a house of equity. So then every other week we swap off. So then Jacob, I cook his breakfast. Oatmeal. Jacob prefers oatmeal, though. Oatmeal, turkey.
Monet X Change
You don't know how to cook.
Bob the Drag Queen
I cook. I learned to cook for Jacob. I actually have cooked for Jacob a lot of times. I actually was on a chicken wing kick for a while when we first met. I was cooking a lot of. I was baking a lot of chicken wings. Do you remember that, Jacob?
Monet X Change
I love air fried chicken.
Jacob
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I Would bake me and Jacob chicken wings, and I would make overnight oats for us.
Monet X Change
I don't like. Oh, my God. Ew. I don't like a cold oatmeal.
Bob the Drag Queen
What was that, Jacob?
Jacob
The koolikles were gross.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I didn't make them for you, though.
Jacob
I don't think you made them for me. I think you made them for yourself. And I was there. And I was there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had you in mind the whole time.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Y' all. Y' all see, this is crazy. Bob is trying to gaslight. Bob is gaslighting Jacob into this.
Bob the Drag Queen
You two can't tell me what was in my mind?
Monet X Change
I'm so sorry. Jacob. Jacob, Is this what you deal with all the time? This is.
Jacob
I mean, this is what we both deal with.
Monet X Change
Jacob. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what do you deal with? Someone? A crackhead.
Monet X Change
The same cracker you are. The same cracker that you are to get him banned on Tick Tock because you can't keep the vape down for more than five seconds in the bed. Look, y' all vaping people. Y' all really are.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is.
Monet X Change
That is a new crack. I was. Where was I? I was. I was somewhere recently and I've been saying this person, y' all. And it was one of the. Y' all. It was one of those annoying vapors. You know, the ones where the vape be this big. And he was like. And he let out. It was a fucking cloud.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they sizzle.
Monet X Change
I was like, what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
I'm like, what is going on? This is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, full disclosure. I had one of those in Europe because it was hard to get vapes in Europe, baby. Those things are too. They're too high maintenance. You have to take the thing out, put oil in the thing. It's too much. It's too much.
Monet X Change
It's crazy, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're trying to minimize my carbon footprint.
Monet X Change
Because each one of those things. Oh, we gotta find out the numbers on those because you can't, like, return them. And, like, you have to buy a brand new one every time, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Y' all are. Y' all are destroying the planet.
Bob the Drag Queen
You got it. Vapors are destroying the planet. Not. We've already had this conversation before where most of the pollution on the planet is actually coming from major corporations. People, individuals, households, contribute such a small amount of pollution to the world, but yet they got us thinking it's us. They got us thinking we're the ones doing it, which is insane.
Monet X Change
I think the moral of the story is we all can help of course.
Bob the Drag Queen
We all can help, but the major. But these massive corporations, these industrial plants, they're the ones who actually can really, really help.
Monet X Change
Yeah, there may be industrial plants, but. Nigga, you're an industry plant. Y' all don't know this. Bob. Bob is. Bob is the original industry plant.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am industry, Baby. Baby.
Monet X Change
Back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Give me back. Couple Grammys on me. Couple blacks. How many Grammys does Lil Nas X have?
Monet X Change
None.
Bob the Drag Queen
Two.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Old Town Road. I forgot about Old Town Road. Are they both for Old Town Road?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not sure. But he also holds the world record, I believe, for the longest Old Town Road.
Monet X Change
No, it was broken recently.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was it recently?
Monet X Change
I think so. I'm pretty sure. I feel like I saw that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, can you Google who has the longest running Billboard number one?
Monet X Change
I think. I think it's Rotation by Mona X Change. I think that broke it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That could be it.
Monet X Change
Last year.
Bob the Drag Queen
That could be it for sure. I think it's actually so cool.
Jacob
You want to guess who broke it?
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's recent. Yeah.
Jacob
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it a man or a woman?
Jacob
It is a man.
Bob the Drag Queen
With the Weeknd.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nope. Would I know this person?
Jacob
Absolutely.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kendrick Lamar.
Jacob
Yes.
Monet X Change
They're not like us. Not like us.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that correct?
Jacob
Oh, yes, that's correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
Work. That makes sense. It was a massive hit. Absolutely. I think that song won five Grammys.
Monet X Change
Yeah. One song winning five Grammys is wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is wild and incredibly impressive.
Monet X Change
Yeah. That is really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's your Grammy you want to win? What grammy do you want to win?
Monet X Change
What Grammy I want to win.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have to take your sights, make them specific.
Monet X Change
Either for a comedy album or I would love for best R and B album.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which. You have to set your goals to get one. Which ones? What are you going to set your goals for?
Monet X Change
I want to be one of those people sitting at the Grammy thing, holding. You see these pictures? They'd be there with.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think any of those people's ever had a bunch of those and had comedy mixed in with it, though.
Monet X Change
I mean, why can't I be the first? That's my goal.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you setting your sights on, though? I feel like usually when people are holding all those Grammys, it's from one project. It's like, this is. It's like a collective project. Unless. Does the project have comedy and R and B on the same album?
Monet X Change
No, this is my goal. The same year I win my best comedy album Grammy, I'm going to win best Army. I do music and comedy simultaneously. I think I can win the Win.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that focusing on one thing would probably heighten your chances. But I've never won a Grammy, so.
Monet X Change
What do I know to you? I want to. I want to be like. I want that to be part of my story. Like, this is. This is crazy. We've never seen someone win the same year. Best R and B and best comedy. That would be fucking. That would be fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
It would be fierce. Again, I'm gonna reiterate, in my opinion, to help you get toward your Grammy, it might. It might help to laser focus on one thing so you can really, you know, zone in one thing. It's probably. It's really hard to probably promote a comedy album and an R and B album simultaneously at the same time, but I do think that you would heighten your chances if you just zoned in on one particular thing. But, you know, again, I have never won a gramm, so.
Monet X Change
Yeah, not for me. I want to. I want to do. I want to do both.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think that's the best method toward getting it?
Monet X Change
I mean, we'll see. You know, two things will happen. Either. Either will happen or won't.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is true. I don't. I don't really have any sites on Grammys. I would like one, but I don't have. I don't have. I don't have my sight set on a Grammy, though.
Monet X Change
But, I mean, if you had to do a category, which one would you think?
Bob the Drag Queen
It would probably be for narrating my book, which I put a lot of thought and effort into. Or it'd be for comedy album, but if I had to focus on one, it'd be a comedy album for sure.
Monet X Change
Correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
When is it. When is your next special?
Bob the Drag Queen
My next special is being filmed in New Orleans in April, and it is actually my first time ever setting foot in New Orleans.
Monet X Change
Am I. Am I invited?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you're more than welcome to come. I'll send a ticket link to buy a ticket. I have never once in my. Okay, it's fine. I have never once in my life been to New Orleans, which is kind of crazy to me.
Monet X Change
I've been twice. I went for the Essence Festival. It's a nice city. And something else. I don't know what the other thing was, or Christmas. One of the tours went there. One time out there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have performed in Shreveport and I performed in Ruston, but I have never performed in New Orleans. I never even been to New Orleans. That's so wild to me.
Monet X Change
Nolan's baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to go to Baton Rouge. I just like the way it sounds.
Monet X Change
Where is Baton Rouge in relation to New Orleans?
Bob the Drag Queen
I have no clue. I don't even know what New Orleans is. I don't, I'm not, I'm not completely sure what Louisiana is shaped like. I'm pretty sure it looks kind of a little bit similar to Alabama. I mean, to Mississippi, but skinnier. I think it's just like a skinnier version of Mississippi. I'm almost positive.
Monet X Change
Let me look up. Louisiana.
Bob the Drag Queen
Louisiana.
Monet X Change
Louisiana.
Bob the Drag Queen
Louisiana.
Monet X Change
It looks like a, it looks like a boot. You see? What is a boot, Louisa? Louisiana is a combat boot, whereas Italy is a cunty boot.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Italy is a very cunty boot. Italy gives the girlies the business, honey.
Monet X Change
New Orleans is, like, down there. It's like, almost at the bottom of the state.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I don't know. Where's. Where's Baton Rouge at?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, everyone knows it's at the bottom of the state, nigga.
Monet X Change
Everyone is. Not me. I didn't know that that's how it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was affected by the hurricane so badly. Because it's by the water.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But there's also the Mississippi. I don't know. I don't know if it was the Mississippi. I don't know what.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hurricanes don't go up rivers.
Monet X Change
But I was saying by thin. Because, like, for example, like when the east river caused a lot of flooding when we had Hurricane Sandy in New York. It wasn't the Atlantic.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. Yeah, but the east river is right by, is right by the ocean.
Monet X Change
Again, I don't know. I don't know the makeup of this place. I don't know if the Mississippi was, like, anywhere. I didn't know where it was, nigga.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I thought, no, New Orleans is probably near the Mississippi River. But the hurricane was not traveling down the Mississippi River. The hurricane traveled from through the Gulf of Mexico.
Monet X Change
It's actually the Gulf of Burton. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. My God. When I look at it in Google Maps, it does say Gulf of America now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it does.
Monet X Change
How? But you know, we're gonna what, say, say your piece. No, I mean, I, I, I don't, I don't want to talk about. I don't, I don't talk about. I've been talking about listening politics all day. I don't want to talk about politics.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly. Google some real for that. Well, did Apple also Apps as well?
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
What happened?
Jacob
Apple also changed it on Apple Maps as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
They too. I'm gonna say my whole chest. There's some real for that.
Monet X Change
Oh, Pigeon Ford, north car. Pigeon Ford, Tennessee. Let's Go there.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know where Eureka's from? No. She's from Johnson City, Tennessee.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Lady Bunny's from Chattanooga. She went to Tennessee. Oh my God. John. I just, I, I see. John, I see. Johnson City is like towards the north of the state.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Is it a small, small town she's from?
Bob the Drag Queen
I am. I've never been, but I imagine, I mean, I'm gonna go ahead and guess. The population is probably 8, 000 people.
Monet X Change
That's just so random. You just. Let's see. That's my guess, y' all. We, we do this population thing about. Bob is obsessed with population.
Bob the Drag Queen
It might be like 15 or 30, but I'm gonna guess 8. 8,000.
Monet X Change
Not even close, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's population?
Monet X Change
75,000.
Bob the Drag Queen
75,000 people. Good for them. What's the population of?
Jacob
We need to move on. We need to do something else.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to ask Monet's population after this break. Monet is going to give a population. We're going to take a break first.
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. What is the population of Las Vegas, Nevada? Because I don't know it.
Monet X Change
You are such a sick person.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is it? If you had to guess, I want.
Monet X Change
To say 800,000 people.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. That's actually not far off. It is 641,000 people.
Monet X Change
I was going to say 600, but I was like, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
In Las Vegas, Nevada, all in the desert, sitting in the middle of the desert. In the middle of the desert, if.
Monet X Change
There was one celebrity that you really wanted to fuck, if there was one person, you were like, I don't care what I was doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wiz Khalifa for sure.
Monet X Change
And in this fucking is Wiz Khalifa.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm slapping him off.
Monet X Change
Oh, sucking his dick. Okay, so you don't want him for you. You don't want him to bottom for you?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monet X Change
You just. You just content with just a dick tock work.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about you? Who's your one celebrity?
Monet X Change
I don't know. Let me think. One celebrity. If I had.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is going to end up being our viral clip, by the way. We're going to end up on straight TikTok.
Monet X Change
Well, I don't know who mine is, though. I'm such a hard. Who have I said I love? I feel like. I feel like my friends be doing better than me. Dejuana and I just did this the other night. I could not. I could. I couldn't remember her name, who it was. And he said, I was like, oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't know. I mean, okay, the reality is this. If, if I had the option to hook up with.
Monet X Change
Oh, I know who.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go ahead.
Monet X Change
Jesse Williams.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesse Williams.
Monet X Change
Ugh. Yes. Jesse Williams from Grey's Anatomy. He did that show, that show on Broadway when everyone saw his dick. If I. I would give pretty much anything to fuck Jesse Williams, would you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wake up in the morning and look for help, Andy? Look for his weight?
Monet X Change
Yes. And he can take his flashlight and.
Bob the Drag Queen
Put it in your eye.
Monet X Change
Girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't do that.
Monet X Change
Jesse Williams is.
Bob the Drag Queen
If I actually had the option between hooking up with Darrell Stevens and Whiskey, I would probably pick Darryl Stevens because that is, that's, that's a. That's long running. That's like that has been going on for a really, really long time for me.
Monet X Change
Jesse Williams. I think Jesse Williams is one of the hottest people ever in the world.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or if I'm okay.
Monet X Change
I said one.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. But now I'm thinking about like people that I've longed after for a long time. And now I'm switching to Daryl Stevens. It's been so long. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Jesse Williams for me for sure now.
Bob the Drag Queen
They'Re always talking about the trade of the season. Who's the trade of the season, honey? Who's the TRA da da. I gotta trajector. And we're going to find out who it is today. You and me.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I'll say this. Bob and I doing our Smash list for draggers. We have a top 10 list. Bob wanted to do one per season. I think it's just top 10 overall.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because there's some season makes it more valid and fair. But you know, what do you think?
Monet X Change
21 our smash. I will say this. My smash list is not indicative of the trader of the season though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Multiple for one season for you, huh? Cause you might have multiple in the same season.
Monet X Change
Not even. But I would say my smash is not. It's not necessarily the traders of the season. You know what I mean? Like the trader of the season is like the hottest one of the season. I don't think it's always the hottest one of the season. But it's just who I would smash.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. And just. And just to be clear guys, we all. We know that trade is used. We know what trade means. Can we just all clear clear it up as mono. I love saying. I can't say clear it up anymore. I don't even have the ability to say. It's not even a word I can even say at this point because is.
Monet X Change
Such a foundational thing for you, you, you, you, you pride training, trolling someone above what is right and wrong correct in the world.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not wrong I literally cannot say clear. Clear it up. I always say clar it up. Even when you're not around. I say, let's clear it up, honey. Clare it up. Stop.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Doing that. Why can I eat my. It's so irritating.
Monet X Change
Why does that irritate you?
Jacob
Explain what it is for the people who are listening.
Bob the Drag Queen
Renee is pouring low sodium tahin into her hand and licking it out of the palm of her hand.
Monet X Change
You. Why are you mad at that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna show you how you look.
Jacob
Can you also describe it for our audio listeners?
Bob the Drag Queen
What I said? So I'm just, you know, I gotta say, if there was anyone that I was gonna do, anyone who was gonna. That's how you look to me. It's the. It's the. It's the smacking. It is the licking the palm of your hand and then going back to life as usual because you still grabbing and touching stuff and licking the palm of your hand. It's. It's the pouring. It's all. It's every part of it. And it's the fact that, like one every three times. You. You. You go on a tangent about how great Tahin is.
Monet X Change
Okay. I literally done that twice.
Bob the Drag Queen
One in three times. You do this. You're like. And by the way, here's my commercial for low sodium Tahin. Like, you're fucking Jamie Lee Curtis with activity or something.
Monet X Change
Did you know Jamie Lee Curtis Curtis is a nipple baby?
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she? Yes.
Monet X Change
Her parents were famous Hollywood people.
Jacob
You know the woman who got killed in the shower in Psycho?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's her mom.
Jacob
That's her mom.
Monet X Change
I was like. I was like. I had no. I had no idea. I was like, oh, wow. I had no idea.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shout out to Jamie Lee Curtis.
Monet X Change
Okay. Our smashes. I'm going from most recent to oldest, like, in terms of seasons.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
I'm going backwards. Are you using.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do your whole.
Monet X Change
To be fair, we should go one for one.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I didn't work on my list last night. That's why I was gonna go season my season. Cause I was doing my casting.
Monet X Change
Okay, well, y' all try doing something as I'm talking to this, y' all. This is some Bob the Drag Queen ass shit. We had homework when we finished recording yesterday.
Bob the Drag Queen
How much have ever been going on in our lives?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I had other things going on too, Val. But I made time for the homework and prepare what we're gonna do for the podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's debatable.
Monet X Change
So when we let the Jacob was. We was like, we're gonna do an episode about casting and one about our smash list.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did my. I did my casting.
Monet X Change
Okay, okay. 50% is not. Nigga, you're failing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I never used to do homework, though. I never did my homework ever. Like, ever.
Monet X Change
That's a failing grade. 50% is a failing grade.
Bob the Drag Queen
I only failed one class in high school.
Monet X Change
Which was what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Algebra 1.
Monet X Change
See, we didn't have. Because I went to an art school back.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had to go back as a senior and take Algebra one with the. With the sophomores.
Monet X Change
Yeah, because as I said before, y' all, my high school experience was all fucked up. We were art school. We didn't do pe. We didn't have. We did humanities, which was a mixture of social studies and English together. My school experience, I was a little bit. It was. It was a little. A little janky. But honestly, I'm happy I did it the way it was. I'm a very smart person, and my life has turned out great. So you know what? It worked out well for me. Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, who Trying to convince. I'm just been selling.
Monet X Change
Do you know that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you.
Monet X Change
You tell me if you think this is appropriate in 10th grade. This is when the revival of Rent was on Broadway and they took us to go see rent in 10th grade.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it.
Monet X Change
Doesn't that feel inappropriate for 10th graders?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, not for 10th graders. No.
Monet X Change
It's a pretty sexually sexually charged show.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're in 10th grade. I don't think it's inappropriate.
Monet X Change
No, I think it's a little inappropriate if my kid also.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's the sexual charge and Rent? Like, what's those sexual charging Rent. La Vivo M. Like, what's specifically about Ren is so sexually charged?
Monet X Change
They show titties in La Vivo M On stage. Yes, on stage.
Bob the Drag Queen
I never saw Rent. I never saw Rent in theaters.
Monet X Change
Yes. There. You never saw Rent in theaters? Oh, my God, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
No money. I was living in Atlanta, Georgia. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Come fly to New York and come see the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd never been to New York before. Not everyone can afford to just go to New York City on a whim.
Monet X Change
It says you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not everyone. Not everyone is also a Nepo baby like you.
Monet X Change
I'm not a Nepo baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
All our moms don't own cell phone towers.
Monet X Change
Also, you have these kids. What was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Your mom owns a cell phone tower?
Monet X Change
She was on a recent episode of the podcast. I was like, something, something. I was like, Brokey Bob and I were laughing and someone commented. You know, I gotta be honest, Monique, calling people Brookies on the podcast feels really inappropriate. And does anyone else feel I was like, bob really has y' all out here thinking that I'm some rich. You are. I am. Then I did not, Bob. I shared a bedroom. My grandmother and I shared a bedroom when I moved to New York.
Bob the Drag Queen
We talk about your life in Saint Lucian. You know that. I just want to point out, just as a reminder, y' all, Monet's family owns the home.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
In Brook. In New York City. City.
Monet X Change
Okay. A lot of people own the home. Yeah. Me and my brother sharing a bag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Last time we added a wing to their house.
Monet X Change
Wing is a. Is a generous word, y' all.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many of y' all in the comments, how many of y' all who. Monet, did you grow up comfortable?
Monet X Change
Comfortable?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
There you have it. Everyone knows what it means when you grow up comfortable, Jacob. Did you grow up comfortable, Jacob?
Jacob
I mean. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
There you have it.
Monet X Change
What does that mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyone who didn't grow up. Taylor, did you grow up comfortable? No. Yeah, that's what it is.
Monet X Change
I went to Austin. I seen Taylor's family house. Taylor grew up the fuck comfortable. He a liar.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob. Taylor said you've never been to Taylor's family's house. You just.
Monet X Change
Yes, I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Taylor said. When racl.
Monet X Change
Two years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nigga for acl.
Monet X Change
You did not come to stop pictures and videos.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet lies. You don't have to defend yourself. Monet lies. We know Monet lies.
Monet X Change
Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet went from going to the house to seeing pictures and videos. So we already know that Monet will start with a lie. So you don't have to. Don't waste your time on. You don't waste your time on this. Anyway. Continue, Mone. Go ahead. Don't do that.
Monet X Change
Wait, do you have your list together yet?
Bob the Drag Queen
Pretty much, yeah.
Monet X Change
Okay, we can go on. Okay. Starting. I'm starting at season 17 and working my way back. Okay. First for me, Corey King. Smash.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cory King is on my list, too.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's. She's a big lady. Corey King, clearly. I mean, we've never seen Khloe, like, shirtless and stuff, but she clearly has a nice body. Liddy has said she has. She has nice hand arms. I think Corey would be a smash. I think Corey. I think Corey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Corey is also on my list. And I just want you to know that Lydia is also on the list. I would watch Lydia and Corey.
Monet X Change
Oh, wait. So is Lydia occupying a place in the top 10, or you just. Or honorable men.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're a package deal. Corey is really the one. But I. This is a. This. You know, when you get when you buy a, like a device, then you get it upgraded.
Monet X Change
Uh huh.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you're happy to have the upgrade. Lydia and Corey are part of the. Are part of the package deal. They're on the list together. But she does have a spot though.
Monet X Change
Okay, next for me, will you watch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lydia and Corey also? Is this completely inappropriate? Yes. Would you watch Lyndia and Corey?
Monet X Change
No, I would not watch Lydia. Corey.
Bob the Drag Queen
You wouldn't watch?
Monet X Change
I mean, I guess I would, but also I want to say this. I'm saying the Smash list, I would like. Okay. There's like a few things I've said this very much once. You're in friend for me and I count a lot of these girls as friends. I would never actually have sex, but they are hot, if that makes sense. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm going to be clear. I don't know Lydia or Corey. You know, you know Corey.
Monet X Change
I don't know Corey, but I feel like I know Cory.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cory, your friend?
Monet X Change
She's not my friend, but I just would love.
Bob the Drag Queen
Corey's still fair game.
Monet X Change
No, but at this point, no, it's not fair game. I do find Corey very attractive.
Bob the Drag Queen
But so, so you're so you're not. So which is it? Is it friends? Not friends, just people you've heard of. How does this work? I would have listened to out loud. These Drag Race girls are not my sisters.
Monet X Change
I know, but we. You've told us time and time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are they your sisters?
Monet X Change
Not all of them, though. Some of them are though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Some of the Drag Race girls are my sisters. Drag Race girls are not my sisters. I don't even know half these hoes. I never met most of them. These are not my sisters. I do have sisters in the Drag Race world and some of them are on this list as well.
Monet X Change
I have some sisters on this list for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sister. Be a sister.
Monet X Change
Let's take a break and we'll talk more about these, about who we gonna fuck for Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right.
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Bob the Drag Queen
But you're not. You're not bi.
Monet X Change
But okay, I would. These are. This is someone who would make me want to be bi or pan.
Bob the Drag Queen
Carrie has that power.
Monet X Change
I think Carrie is insanely hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Work, gang. Gang.
Monet X Change
Okay, you don't think so?
Bob the Drag Queen
Carrie is hot. She's not on my smash list. But Carrie is very, very hot, though.
Monet X Change
Very smart.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is, I feel completely undeniable, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Are there any who. Can I just hear any other women who are on your smash list?
Monet X Change
No, I want to go to order.
Bob the Drag Queen
In general, not just drag race. Like, for example, like, for me, Doja cat is on the smash list.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Doja cat is on my smash. Yeah, Doja cat is very sexy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay?
Monet X Change
So I would. There's a lot of women I would like to make out with, right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Smash Monet. Smash list. Not hold heads and skip through a couple of days and drink tea with smash list. You the one. You the one who, when I mentioned. I said we don't have to do it, you were like, you double down. No, we're gonna do it. So don't, don't, don't bitch out now.
Monet X Change
Okay. Megan thee stallion.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, work. Megan thee stallion.
Monet X Change
Smash. Megan thee girl. I feel like I would be, from what I've seen on the twerking and just. I would be so.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's intimidating. It's very intimidating.
Monet X Change
Intimidating, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Very intimidating. I mean, I told you I met Megan. She is. She is. I do not let people beckon me to them. When Megh did this, I came over, I said, yes, ma' am. Yes, ma' am. How can I help you?
Monet X Change
Yeah, Megan is a smash. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ora Mayori.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
He's on my list. Or Mayori. I remember seeing Or Mayori in Tennessee and being like, oh, this is a hot guy. And then. Or Mayori was on Drag Race, and I was like, still hot. Still hot.
Monet X Change
Work the same season, right? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Same season of what?
Monet X Change
Kerri Colby. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nora Mayori was on Tasha Colby, season 15.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that correct? Jacob Kikube.
Monet X Change
That is right. That is right.
Jacob
Yeah, that's correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
What was her problem? Look, now I want to look it up.
Monet X Change
Hold on.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is literally the one about every rude girl again, all over again.
Monet X Change
I know. Aura. My. I'm looking it up too. I want to see this. Back to. This has so much to say.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember the promo look. Yeah, she had. It's like a. Obviously a biker look. They. They were all wearing some form of a biker ish or racing car look. It's like this giant coat. Yeah, it's cute look. I like this look. Ori's got some great looks. She would have worked. Good for her. Good for her, good for her.
Monet X Change
Next on my list is this because I met this queen before I met her. It was not a smash meeting her. I've said that. She exudes. She has. She's very sexy. Like, she has a lot of sexy energy. And that is Utica. Utica Utica. She's tall and she's like, when did.
Bob the Drag Queen
You get into skinny guys? Used to be, used to be very anti skinny.
Monet X Change
But she's tall though. She's tall. Utica's tall. Is she Utica? I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
She had.
Monet X Change
If I had to guess, she looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
She gives 6, 3, 6, 4 energy.
Monet X Change
Yes, very. That somewhere around there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was she farting with you?
Monet X Change
I don't know if she was a challenge accepted.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like what, like what was she saying to you? Was she like.
Monet X Change
Like we're both at the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all like read the Bible together.
Monet X Change
We went to go watch Jinx in. What show was Jinx in? Talk of Horrors. And she was like, hey. Like she was. And normally I don't like a close talker. I did not mind her talking to me close. She's like, hey, Juan, how are you doing? Oh, you look really good. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, oh, you're making like a lot of clothes for girls now. I was like, yeah, if everyone in Mason just come to Chicago, let me know, we can like work it out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she a toucher?
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's like touching me like right here. You know what I mean? Talking. You're talking and the hand is like right here.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, oh, like while facing you.
Monet X Change
While next to you facing me facing you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Grabbing you by the back of your arm.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like is she like pulling you in or just. Or just like keeping. Letting you keep your distance.
Monet X Change
Just to keep letting me keep my distance. But like just like not caressing but like just a ginger. Like you know when you like move the thumb a little bit maybe?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. How was she dressed?
Monet X Change
She had on a button up shirt, tight pants.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. When she said you look good, was it like, oh, you look good or is it like you look good in the middle?
Monet X Change
Cause I think I've been on my health journey, so I think she was. A lot of people have been remark making comments about around that.
Bob the Drag Queen
How does it. So when someone goes, oh my God, you look good. What, what energy do you get from that?
Monet X Change
I go like, oh, you fat bitch, you finally lost weight. Good for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
And someone goes, you look good. What do you get from that?
Monet X Change
Oh, like, wow, I can't believe this fat bitch lost that weight. You look good.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it's always an insult. Honestly, I. I vibe with that. I vibe with that. I vibe with that real shit. Type shit. Type shit.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm type shit is in my head. Naomi Smalls is on the list.
Monet X Change
Naomi Smalls is this match for everyone though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Naomi Smalls is definitely on the list. I don't think anyone's shocked by this. It is obviously very clear to everyone that Naomi Smalls is easily and obviously going to be on the list. Have you. Has Naomi ever flirted with you?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you ever flirted with. With Naomi?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I'm just asking.
Monet X Change
Have you ever. Has Naomi ever flirted with you?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we've never flirted. And I've never flirted with her before either. But I do remember one time we were backstage. I've said this story before, but to the new people. You'll get to hear it. We're sitting backstage getting ready to go on and do the bitch. Perfect. And Naomi's wearing these, like, Daisy Duke, like, tiny little jean shorts. And we're just standing back there. And then Chi Chi Devane just looks at her and goes, dang, girl, you like. You got some good butt. It was like. She's like, what? She got some good butt. I bet it's good. And then. And then she was like, oh, no, man, I'm such a top. And then later on, she. We were talking on the phone. She goes, I don't know why I said that. That is not true. I love Gigi was so quotable. My God, I miss Gigi.
Monet X Change
Okay, next to my list, on your.
Bob the Drag Queen
List, was she on your list as well?
Monet X Change
You will get there if. Maybe she is. Maybe she's. I don't know. Okay, next on my list was. This is a weird one for me. I don't know why. Pheromone.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you have several women on your list.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but it would be Pheromone, like, now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like.
Monet X Change
Like, since she's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I haven't seen her in a minute. I'm assuming she stills like Christina Aguilera.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yes. That Pheromone, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, is there another Pheromone? I mean, she always looks the same to me. I. To be fair, I have not seen Pheromone. Is she, like. Is she. Did she go dark on social media again?
Monet X Change
I know she did at one point.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Have you ever met Pheromone?
Monet X Change
Girl, I did a whole season of Drag Racer. I did a tour with her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember that little skip she did? What was this? What was she. What was her verse?
Monet X Change
Love. It's crazy, right? Never love me, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's love. That skip, yo, that skip. When I tell you that skip sent me to the moon. To the moon. That skit, it plays as, like, a loop in my head.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Pheromone. We'll be on tour and Pheromone would, like, stay in drag and go out and just be in drag. It would have to be in drag Pheromone. I don't know if that's shady, but I don't want out of drag Pheromone. I want in drag Pheromone. I think she's very hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I have Yvie Oddly.
Monet X Change
Evelyn. Oddly. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Well, you do like a little, you know, Evie likes a little. She likes a muskier finish to her scent, which I think you enjoy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also really love a vegan looking lanky. I don't know if Evie has a bunch of tattoos, but. A bunch of tattoos? Yes.
Monet X Change
Not a bunch. She has like a few.
Bob the Drag Queen
A bunch of tattoos would really, like, really kick it over the edge. I mean, she's already over the edge, but that would really kick it over the edge for me, I think. Evie, Oddly, is also really funny and really charming. Insanely talented. And you know what? Evie is super duper real. Evie is, y' all. Evie is real.
Monet X Change
Real.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like she is R E A L real R E E L real R I E L real E. All right. Sorry for having fun. Have you ever flooded with Evie before?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Me neither.
Monet X Change
We did, like, a little flirting on All Stars. Seven, actually. But, like, just for, like, fun. Not anything like, actually for, like, fun flirting.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you think flirting is fun?
Monet X Change
I, I, I do. I think I do think flirting will be fun. Oh, my God. Especially when you're, like, you know, really single out here. I, I, I, I enjoy the flirting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you single? You're an All Stars?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
I was single on All Stars, actually, I was. Next for me was Naomi Smalls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Naomi Smalls is always smash. Naomi Smalls has to be on everyone's list for sure. I think Naomi Smalls is on her own list, right?
Monet X Change
Totally. She has to be.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has beautiful, beautiful long legs, a cute little butt.
Monet X Change
I have long.
Bob the Drag Queen
Legs. Jesus. She has a beautiful smile. She has such a friendly personality. Nami Smalls is just great. Someone should scoop Nammy Smalls up.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
And wife her if she wants to. Yes, obviously. Up next, I have Tatiana.
Monet X Change
Tatiana. Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Tatiana for sure.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tatiana is very, very handsome. Tatiana is, is probably more aggressive than I. The types. I like normal. I don't know if I ever met Tatiana, but that girl is. She is a. She is a special breed of woman that Tatiana.
Monet X Change
We did one gig together, Albany in Albany, New York. We did a gig together years ago. First time meeting her. Okay, Next on My list is Curtis Dawn Milkinson, AKA Miss Fame.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God, I forgot about Miss Fame.
Monet X Change
Miss Fame.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I made Miss Fame her first pass she ever had.
Monet X Change
I know. She was in your apartment. You told us.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, me and Miss Fame.
Monet X Change
Bob's literally. Bob's one claim to fame.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's why I'm seeing him. Fame Fame lives in, like, Sweden. Is it Sweden now? Yeah, famous, y' all. Fame is a really interesting person. Like, Fame is super. She's actually really funny. Like, when I. I've seen her host before, and she's actually genuinely quite funny. I feel like she is more interested in being, like, the model. Y. Cause she's obviously very good at fashion, and she's very interested in fashion. But y' all. Fame. Let me see. When's the last time Fame post posted something online?
Monet X Change
She was. She did. She did Fashion Week. She did some fashion week stuff recently.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ms. Fame. Her last post was on March 2nd, and to. This is filmed March 19th, so it was 17 days ago. She posted something.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I wonder how, girl, why? Why you put a dates on it? They're gonna be like, h. They recorded this in March. Hate this podcast burn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, if they're saying that they're not real siblings or cousins, they're definitely strangers. Yeah, definitely strangers. Definitely gonna be strangers. Stranger vibes for sure. Okay, things have happened.
Monet X Change
Who's next for you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, for me, I'm doing mine out of order, so I have to look. I just did. Oh, Lanisha Sparks.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Lanisha Season 6.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is someone who's vanished.
Monet X Change
Let me look at how she look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lanisha has fully vanished.
Monet X Change
Gone with the win with her black. That is a black ass name. Lanesha. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you seeing her?
Monet X Change
She was season six, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she was se. Season six. She was Bianca season.
Monet X Change
She's not on the list.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, then just Google her name. I don't know what you want to tell you.
Monet X Change
How is she not on the cast list? She wasn't on season six.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe it wasn't six then.
Monet X Change
She was five. Five.
Bob the Drag Queen
Five, five. Why? Why?
Monet X Change
Why I gotta be a. Why I gotta be so aggressive?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know why I have to be that. You just are. You don't have. You actually don't have to.
Monet X Change
She's probably so tiny. She's probably one of these short little queens.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's not. Oh, Lenny Parks is pretty average height, I would say. I've only met Lenacious Parks one time.
Monet X Change
For his next game. Right, I forgot about that.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was bad. It was bad, bad. It was Big bad, actually.
Monet X Change
Yeah, not for me, but I'm happy for you, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you for being happy for us. Actually, me and Lanesha.
Monet X Change
Next on my list, I have Milk.
Bob the Drag Queen
Milk. You know Milk's real name is Dan Donegan.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's like a fucking comic book character.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dan Donegan sounds like a bully on Rugrats. Like. And so I was once touring with Milk and Trixie, and Trixie's name sounds like a nerd on a TV show. Brian Ferkus. I'm sorry, that. Shit, that ain't so funny. And Dan Donegan would bully Brian Ferkus. Like. Like. Like Fergus would be like, dan Donegan. Please give me your lunch money, Ferkus. I love calling Trixie Fercus. Calling Trixie Fergus really sends me to the moon. Hey, Fercus.
Monet X Change
That's so mean, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do what? Her name. That's her name. Her name is Ferkus.
Monet X Change
Does she like being called in her name out of. Out of drag?
Bob the Drag Queen
She never expressed me that she didn't like it.
Monet X Change
And she has. I'm telling you, she doesn't like it, so please don't do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I usually call her Trixie. Sometimes I say, hey, Fergus. But I, for the most part, just, hey, Trixie. Or Trix. I say Trix.
Monet X Change
I'm surprised Milana isn't on your list.
Bob the Drag Queen
My list isn't over.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. I said Milk, who you say?
Bob the Drag Queen
Rebecca Glasscock.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Rebecca Glasscock.
Bob the Drag Queen
Rebecca Glasscock and I were friends in New York City for a while. Rebecca Glasscock has aged like a very, very fine wine. Rebecca Glasscock is, to this day, still stunning.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Javier, shout out to Javier, honey.
Monet X Change
Screaming at Javier, shout out to Javier.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't have any thoughts on Rebecca Glasscock?
Monet X Change
I think Rebecca Glasscock was hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pictures again.
Monet X Change
I didn't see a recent. Does she have. Does she have a social media presence?
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I think her name. I think she's quit drag, so I think her name might just be Javier online.
Monet X Change
Or maybe, you know, Javier online.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, I think her name online might be Javier.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her name is Javier the underscore. Javier Underscore Rivera.
Monet X Change
The. I can't. People with all the underscores really driving wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, click the first one and scroll to the second picture. Look at that.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that was three days ago.
Monet X Change
Okay, Rebecca or Javier.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she's still supporting the girls. Yes, she is still supporting the girl. It says.
Monet X Change
Oh, Jacob said.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it says, yeehaw. Just two cowboys doing gay shit. Supporting my sister.
Monet X Change
Oh, did y' all see the link? Did you watch what I sent to you and Jacob in the chat.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look at that video in the chat right now.
Monet X Change
Mm.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me look at it. Hold on. Wait. Why did you say this.
Monet X Change
Tommy?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would you send me that video?
Monet X Change
I got said. I got. I saw it, so you got to see it too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would you do that?
Monet X Change
I hated that. Right? I hated it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's horrible.
Monet X Change
I hated it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You all know the thumbnail is a picture of some lady or. I don't. I don't know if this is a person, is. I don't know if this person's gender identity, but a very femme presenting person. And then you click on it. And when you click on it, it is a dog licking its boner.
Monet X Change
It's a huge boner.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would you send me that?
Monet X Change
Because someone sent it to me, so I had to. I couldn't be the only one to see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's insane. You're going to prison.
Monet X Change
I know. Jacob, do you have any thoughts about that?
Jacob
The video you sent. It was gross.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you have. You should have one more on your list.
Monet X Change
Oh, I have one, right? Carmen Carrera.
Bob the Drag Queen
Carmen Carrera.
Monet X Change
Let me tell you something. That video, if y' all have not seen it, Carmen Carrera doing the suit. What's that? You know what I'm talking about. The video. The Last Showgirl. This. Not the Last show girl. A showgirl Fuck. Not coming to me at all. It's a video that comic Carrera did with a very prominent videographer and is gonna come to me as soon as I type this. I found it to be so beautiful and sexually illuminating. To me. I loved it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did it give you a woody?
Monet X Change
No, not give me a woody, but I found it to be so beautiful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did he give you a Buzz Lightyear?
Monet X Change
Oh, with Steven Meisel.
Jacob
With Steven Meisel.
Monet X Change
Steven Meisel. Showgirl. Steven Meisel. Carmen Carre. So beautiful and so hot. Yeah, she looks amazing in this video. This was shortly after her win. I'm sorry. Sorry. Shortly after her transition around, like. Like a few. Like a year or two after season three.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like. I was like, was she continental?
Monet X Change
Are you saying. What are you saying? Was she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her win. I was like, oh, my God. Was she continental? Was she Ms. Continental?
Monet X Change
But it's just so cool, and it's just like. It's just her, like, being a showgirl in New York with, like, this, like, group of men, and she is in this thing with this. And, like, in this thing, this glass of milk. It's just so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it the butt cheeks clapping? That's giving you the fever.
Monet X Change
No, you'll. You'll see what it is. You'll see the one right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's walking through. You can see her. She's wearing pasties. No, she's not wearing pasties.
Monet X Change
Those are just her titties out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nip her titties out. Those. They're not pasties at all, actually. But she's wearing a sheer thing. So now she's, like, dancing on. She's. She looks like JLO there.
Monet X Change
I know, I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like JLO right there. She's wearing this, like, Britney Spearsian catsuit with stones all over it. Now they're throwing money at her. And she has a huge giant yellow, like, feather coat. And she's like. She's on. And she's not like some sort of like, a bird cage type thing. And she just keeps switching outfits. It's the same group of men. They're all wearing tuxedos. And she just keeps, like, walking around, like, tantalizing them while changing outfits. Now she's in, like, a bathing suit and she's, like, in their laps and stuff and bouncing around. She put her titties in one of their faces and starts drinking from his glass. And now she took a man's hand and put it directly on her crotch. The man's is grabbing her crotch. And then she is, like, on this man's lap with her head over him. And I think now her butt is in the air. She's got her butt up and she's got her titties out. And she. You can. She's wearing. It's not a thong, but it's like, really, really tiny underwear. And now they're spraying champagne. She's spraying champagne on them. They're spraying champagne on her. She has her tits out, but she does have pasties over her titties or. Or at least appliques. And then the video ended.
Monet X Change
So hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was a very attractive video.
Monet X Change
Right? Loved it.
Bob the Drag Queen
The last one on my list is Lana Jarrett.
Monet X Change
Lana Jarrett. Ms. Lana Jarret.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I didn't do them or I. It threw me out of order when you said. When you said Corey. Because then I went to Corey and Lydia got it. And would Lydia make the list if Corey was on the list? I don't know. Is that shady to say, I don't know. She's not even on your list? I guess it's not shady. But as a package deal, I just want to say Corey and Lydia are a great package deal. Of all the drag race couples, that's the One I would want to watch the most.
Monet X Change
What other couples are there?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sharon and Sharon and Alaska. Do you want to watch that?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want to see Sharon Needles doing something?
Monet X Change
No, thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Vanjie and Brooke. No, Vanjie and Mick.
Monet X Change
I mean, I guess.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Vanjie and. Okay. Vanjie is the, the pass around girl of, of the, of the, of the franchise.
Monet X Change
No, Van's a smash.
Bob the Drag Queen
So who you going to kick off your list of? Put Van on.
Monet X Change
I think that's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Karma with nine for me. So Vanjie would be number 10.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've already said. Oh, I did two at once. That's why I have 10.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Vanjie is my 10. I'll smash Vanjie for sure. Would you.
Bob the Drag Queen
How would you feel to find out that you were on someone's list?
Monet X Change
Oh my God, that's cute. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you heard a list and you weren't on it?
Monet X Change
I'm like, that's completely valid. I'm not, I'm. I wouldn't be butthurt by not being on someone's list.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, depending on who. Okay, let's say Utica made a list. You're on the list. Would it progress to the next step?
Monet X Change
I mean, maybe, I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause Utica seems to be like the one that you're like. No, I would actually do this.
Monet X Change
I think. Yeah, Lou Utica's one. I would actually. Yes, I think, I think that's pretty. That's pretty accurate. You're the only one I would actually want to like to hook up with.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to shoot your shot real quick?
Monet X Change
No, I'm not interested.
Bob the Drag Queen
What a weird. The way you just flip flop was crazy.
Monet X Change
What do you mean the way I flip flop?
Bob the Drag Queen
What I would actually do? I'm actually not interested. She's ugly. Ugly ass bitch.
Monet X Change
That's not what I said. I'm not shooting my shot. Like if we're at a thing and a thing happens, that's one thing. I'm not going to be like, hey, Utica, can I please come to Chicago and fuck you or you fuck me and me suck your dick. Took. Yeah, she went to Chicago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn.
Monet X Change
But I found these results on search business.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Utica left her small town.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she left her SM of 800 people.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you been to Utica, New York? Yeah, that's where she's from.
Monet X Change
No, she's from Utica. We talked about. She's from Utica, Indianapolis. She's not from Utica, New York.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Is she really?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Monet X Change
Indianapolis or somewhere else? Indiana. Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Utica, Indiana.
Jacob
Utica, Minnesota.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many Uticas are there?
Monet X Change
Is Utica, Indiana? Because that's.
Jacob
They have a. Wikipedia says Utica, Minnesota.
Monet X Change
Well, she said she has a convict. 800 people. The population of Utica, Indiana is 776.
Bob the Drag Queen
Utica, Indiana has a population of 1236. Honey. She put them on the map. Honey, Honey. Either Utica said that and people move there or people or in this short time they started making babies. Honey. They started making babies, honey.
Monet X Change
Well, Utica, Minnesota has a. Let's put that. Maybe. Maybe it is there that population even smaller. 266.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl. There are some. Have I ever told you to google Minnesota City, Minnesota?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've performed in Minnesota City, Minnesota. Google that population. Say it out loud. That'd be the last thing on the podcast. It will gag you. I performed in this town before.
Monet X Change
Minnesota. Minnesota has 202 people.
Bob the Drag Queen
Minnesota City, Minnesota City, Minnesota has 202 people.
Monet X Change
How many people were at the show?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was so they Their school, the high school, the middle school and the elementary school are all in one building.
Monet X Change
They don't have another choice.
Bob the Drag Queen
And there are only four classes. You're in the same class from kindergarten to second grade, third grade to sixth grade or whatever. I can't remember how they split it up, but you have one teacher for three years.
Monet X Change
How people live like that, isn't that crazy? Couldn't be me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, if it had to be, it would be Monet. Here's to our smash list and may you and Utica like animals, goodbye.
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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Episode: "The One About Drag Queens We Would Smash"
Release Date: June 30, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change
Description: In this hilariously candid episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change delve into a variety of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and professional aspirations to their playful "smash lists" of favorite drag queens. Their infectious chemistry and sharp humor make for an engaging listen that offers both laughs and genuine insights.
Timestamp: [03:00] – [10:22]
The episode kicks off with a spirited debate between Bob and Monet about the influence of capitalism in their lives. Monet playfully accuses Bob of "selling his soul to Paramount Plus," highlighting the tension between personal values and professional engagements.
Their conversation soon shifts to the topic of vaping, with both express concerns about its environmental impact and personal experiences with TikTok's enforcement policies.
Timestamp: [11:00] – [16:35]
Monet shares her ambitious goals of winning multiple Grammy Awards in different categories, blending her talents in both comedy and R&B.
Bob offers his perspective, suggesting that focusing on one category might increase her chances, though he humbly notes his own lack of Grammy awards.
Timestamp: [14:00] – [17:20]
The hosts discuss their experiences and aspirations related to performing in New Orleans, with Bob expressing surprise at never having visited the city before.
Their banter touches on geographical knowledge and the impact of hurricanes on regions like Baton Rouge and the Mississippi River.
Timestamp: [27:42] – [60:04]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Bob and Monet compiling their "smash lists"—a fun ranking of drag queens they find attractive and would love to "smash." This segment is filled with playful teasing, personal preferences, and humorous exchanges about various queens from "RuPaul’s Drag Race."
They discuss specific queens like Lydia, Corey King, Naomi Smalls, Tatiana, Miss Fame, and more, sharing anecdotes and their reasons for including each queen on their lists.
The hosts also navigate misunderstandings and playful disagreements about the appropriateness of certain comments and interactions within their lists.
Timestamp: Throughout the Episode
Bob and Monet engage in lively and humorous exchanges, often veering off-topic to share personal stories, joke about each other's habits, and reference pop culture.
Their interactions showcase their deep rapport and ability to keep conversations entertaining and relatable.
Timestamp: [21:04] – [29:15]
In addition to their main discussions, Bob and Monet incorporate light-hearted geographical trivia and challenge each other's knowledge of U.S. cities and states.
These segments add an educational yet playful dimension to their conversation, engaging listeners with surprising facts and friendly competition.
Timestamp: [60:04] – [62:20]
As the episode wraps up, Bob and Monet reflect on their discussions, reiterate the fun they've had compiling their lists, and express their appreciation for the listeners' engagement.
Their closing remarks maintain the episode's upbeat and humorous tone, leaving listeners entertained and eager for more.
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion:
In "The One About Drag Queens We Would Smash," Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change deliver an episode brimming with humor, candid conversations, and engaging discussions about their favorite drag queens. Their dynamic interaction offers listeners both laughs and heartfelt moments, making it a standout episode in the "Sibling Rivalry" podcast series.