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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monét X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monét X Change
The Drag Queen and I'm Mon Exchange.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is simply Rival.
Monét X Change
On this week's episode, we talk about alien parasites.
Bob the Drag Queen
We do drag race trivia.
Monét X Change
And you find out what made bombs say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
This feels crazy, but go ahead. We found out who is the true drag race historian. And we found out what made Monet say this.
Monét X Change
Oh, that's so scary looking. Ah.
Bob the Drag Queen
1, 2, 3. Nigga, calm the fuck down.
Monét X Change
Don't be fucking clap. Count to 1, 2, 3. Who do you fucking? Sesame Street. A1, A2, A.
Bob the Drag Queen
His name is not Sesame street like a black mom. What's your name? What's your name? Sesame Street.
Monét X Change
I said, do you think you're on Sesame Street? Nigga, listen, open your ears.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, Sesame street, open your ears.
Monét X Change
Open your Ears.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, Sesame Street. I've noticed that when you argue, you do it like a Real Housewife. Like, you don't let people talk. You think that talking louder than people is winning the argument.
Monét X Change
I mean, dejuan, I was. Oh, my God. What's your name? Bob. You are some that are literally. I don't know when the episode's coming out. I was not yelling. We were talking to the same volume. I was not letting you on top.
Bob the Drag Queen
Of people is winning the conference, the argument. You're like, if I just talk while they're talking, then that means. Did you ever do your fucking eyebrows before you get on the show?
Monét X Change
Do you ever mind your fucking business when you're not on the show?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, what do you. What are you doing in the. On the time leading up to going to your camera? What are you doing? All you drinking coffee? What are you.
Monét X Change
Well, people in the comments said they like. They like. They like to me do my eyebrows.
Bob the Drag Queen
So are you doing. Just so y' all know, the eye that. That pen is empty. It's been dry for years. She's not even actually doing anything. You'll notice her eyebrows look the exact same they do before. And Monet just putting on. Literally just putting on dry.
Monét X Change
Dry. Kind of like your vagina.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kind of like your vagina. Do you think.
Monét X Change
You think Laganja Estranga. Do you think she knew she was gonna be so iconic when she left? I will say the audience turned, though. At first, people were. They were annoyed. They hated Laganja. And then as time has gone on, people were like, oh, my God, I love her. Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think that if you go back and watch the show, I think that a lot of people will agree that Laganja was done dirty for sure. And I think that we just grew with time. I think a lot of us are caught up in the. The train of also wanting to hate on her. I think a lot of us were also so enamored with Bianca, and Bianca was hating on her. So it made it fun to join in on that. But if you go back and look at it with a critical lens, you can see that they were just. The girls were just ganging up on that girl.
Monét X Change
Oh, yeah, for sure. I feel attacked.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's very valid in that. That shit would have pissed me off, too. If everyone's gathering around telling you how much they don't like your personality, that shit would piss me off. Everyone just in a group. And I don't like this. And I don't like this. And I know you in La and you don't act like that and you don't do this. Do you remember they did a whole sit down segment with her and Adore at the end of the season? They were like, you not remember this? It was at the reunion. A whole sit down segment with Adore and Laganja where they were basically like, why you act like that?
Monét X Change
I didn't. I. I don't. I don't remember this. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember this, Jacob?
Monét X Change
I don't think Jacob was, Was, was. Was born yet on the season of Drag Races.
Jacob
Yeah, no, I was, I was too young. I was in middle school.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob is like a year or two younger than you.
Monét X Change
No.
Jacob
Yeah. And that. We were both in middle school when I was there.
Monét X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. And that's all right.
Monét X Change
You're 30. No, you're 31.
Jacob
I'm 29.
Monét X Change
You are not 20.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob is seven years younger than me.
Monét X Change
And so that was 39.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll be 39 this year.
Monét X Change
Jacob. Your ass is fucking 32, bitch. Please.
Bob the Drag Queen
A. Taylor, did you watch season five, four, six?
Jacob
No, I have. I just don't. I don't remember that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you watch season six, Taylor? No. Of Game of Thrones? Sorry, sorry.
Monét X Change
Season six before you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember that sit down conversation with Ador, Delano and Laganj estranged at the reunion where they were like, trying to figure out why? Yeah, I knew I wasn't making this up. Some of you. I am a drag race historian.
Monét X Change
Honey, they already clocked you into watching. It was like Bob said, he's a drag race historian. Well, he don't know. He can't tell the difference between different queens. He don't remember their names.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, if it's happening right now, Sam and. Sam and what's her name? Sam. And the other one? Crystal Envy.
Monét X Change
I was trying to. What's her name? Rutal Rusmall.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sam and Crystal Envy are not the history. Once the season's over, it'll all become crystal clear to me.
Monét X Change
I'll.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll.
Monét X Change
I'll.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll presume I'll resume my studies.
Jacob
Can you tell me what the first lip sync in Drag Race history was?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was two. It was Pork Chop Parker versus Akasha Davis and the song was supermodel work. Why you gagging?
Monét X Change
I mean, that's easy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you gag? But did you know I. I didn't.
Monét X Change
Watch season one until like a month ago with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so it should be fresher for you then?
Monét X Change
No.
Jacob
Can you name every song Monet lip sync to you on season 10?
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet lip sync to Man, I Feel like a Woman. She lip synced to Good as Hell by Lizzo and she lip synced to I Feel Like a Woman against mayhem, Good as Hell against Cameron Michaels. And pound the alarm against necessary bottoms.
Monét X Change
And you're missing one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not, not, not the proud. And, and I, I, I lip synced four times.
Monét X Change
What's the, what's the fourth one you lip sync?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first, your first one was panel alarm against accessory bottoms. You're. And, and you were in that red thing with your mask and you, that's when you did the fake splits. Your second was against mayhem. You were in that, that hideous denim outfit where your pants were falling down, your wig fell off.
Monét X Change
I, I didn't ask you for, for description.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just asked you for the fucking song, bitch. Yeah, and okay, so the fourth one was Cameron Michaels, where you ran up to the stage and you broke the light to Good as Hell. And the third one was. Was it really, Was it really a fourth one? The third. I think this is a, I think this is a trap you're trying to set me up in. Cause there were only three. Okay, okay, nice try.
Monét X Change
Okay, no, nice try. I got you. But I got you for a whole 36 seconds. You was like, no, but I cloud.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, there's something fishy about this. Something fishy is going on here. So you think you're, you think you'd, you think if we asked you these questions, you'd be as good as me?
Jacob
Oh, no. Can you name every challeng Bob won on his season.
Monét X Change
Okay, Bob won the. In the. Bob won Snatch Game. Bob won the. In that fucking robot outfit. The fucking iconic empire Rukozu Empire cookies or whoever the fuck it was. The cookie one. The acting one. One, two. And he also won. Went to bottom for the book ball with my beautiful wig that you destroyed and did not.
Bob the Drag Queen
On the bottom.
Monét X Change
Sorry, you lip sync for your life.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I was. But statistically I was in the bottom just because of how few people there were.
Monét X Change
No, you're in the fucking bottom. What the fuck you talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, if there's two, someone's gotta be in the bottom.
Monét X Change
You know what I mean? And it's you. It was you. By the way, you need to reimburse me for that wig. I never. I'm not playing. I want money back for that wig. Cause I gave you that wig and with. I gave you that. You had to bring it back for me intact, and you did not bring that wig back.
Bob the Drag Queen
You never said. The intact part continued.
Jacob
How Much money.
Monét X Change
That wig from Marco's Wigs at that time, accounting for inflation right now, that was probably. You owe me 450.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, considering that I. I literally funded your trip to Drag Race.
Monét X Change
You didn't have to fund my trip to Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
I gave you $3,000.
Monét X Change
You gave me $2,000. Let's give a good.
Bob the Drag Queen
So the wig's in there. Let's be clear. I only gave you 14. Do the math yourself, but deduct. Deducts 450. Don't make me do math. 500. $150. And the rest was a repayment.
Monét X Change
Hey, you gave me that. I didn't ask that money. You gave it to me. You asked for the wig, and I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gave you your wig money. The wig money's in there.
Monét X Change
No. That's how that works.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, it is. You gonna tell me what my money's for?
Monét X Change
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy. I gave you the money back. But anyway, continue. Don't try to get out of this. Continue.
Monét X Change
So it was Ruko's Empire. You were in the bottom for the design one. And I said you also won't ask.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where I was in the bottom. That's not the challenge, bitch.
Monét X Change
You won Snatch Game. What's the third one that you won?
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually won four episodes.
Monét X Change
Oh, you won the one with Derrick Barry. The. The voting one. You know. Okay, the finale does not count as.
Bob the Drag Queen
A. I won the finale, bitch. I won four episodes, bitch. And never forget it. Make sure you have that locked between your ears. Honey.
Monét X Change
Can you go over my. Now squizzing with my All Stars origin?
Bob the Drag Queen
Here's the thing. I am a drag racer. I'm not an All Star historian. I'm a drag. I'm. I do the actual. The seasons that matter. The ones that win Emmys. When All Stars wins one. Teeny. When All Stars wins one would do itty bitty Emmy for anything. Like you said, for fingernail color. Then I'll start studying it. Emmy losing ass. Never a single nomination.
Monét X Change
You never lose something that you cannot. You're competing for.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, exactly.
Monét X Change
They don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't compete where you literally don't compare. So when that whack ass. No Emmy nomination broke bomb ass show wins something then and only Choice Awards.
Monét X Change
We have a Critics Choice Awards, and y' all can never win a Critics Choice Award.
Bob the Drag Queen
Especially Baby has won a Critics Choice Award.
Monét X Change
Let's be very clear. Season eight ain't win shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
We won the only thing.
Monét X Change
The only thing y' all won was the least amount of Fucking episodes in Drag Race history. That's what y' all want.
Bob the Drag Queen
Season eight is the first season to win an Amy. I often have to remind you of that.
Monét X Change
For what?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not important. For what? It's not important.
Monét X Change
Best. Best color design.
Bob the Drag Queen
More than All Stars is one. More than All Stars is one. Y' all think it's like.
Monét X Change
Jacob, can you tell me what the Emmy season eight one was, please?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. You are a producer on this podcast. Make sure you know that Monique can't bully you around. You are an executive produce on this motherfucking podcast. Bonet is your colleague, not your boss.
Monét X Change
I am. I have Jacob's boss. You're his colleague. I have Jacob's boss, so you're not his colleague. I know. I know I'm his boss, but your.
Bob the Drag Queen
Boss can be your colleague.
Monét X Change
Who's your boss? Was Steven Warner and Johnny. What was his name?
Bob the Drag Queen
Steven Warner and Johnny Ingrams. Ingram.
Monét X Change
Ingrams. Were they your colleagues or your bosses?
Bob the Drag Queen
Both. We are each other. We are each other's bosses.
Monét X Change
Yeah, we're each other's bosses. I am not your colleague.
Jacob
2016 Drag Race won outstanding host reality or reality competition show.
Monét X Change
The host, RuPaul won every Nicky way with shit. Season 10 won.
Bob the Drag Queen
What happened and what did y' all win for?
Monét X Change
We won the season one an Emmy. So our stories, our cut, our colors. We won that Emmy.
Jacob
For real.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be clear, season eight paved the way. We made it clear that y' all could win. Win Emmys. So like I said, win that bum ass raggedy. No Emmy award winning. If you're also. Drag Race has won critic choice awards, by the way. So when you're. When your trophy has wings, when your trophy is holding a trophy, then I will start studying. But until then, I will not be. I am a. What's the step down? I'm a dramaturg. I'm a drag. I'm an all stars Drama Turk.
Monét X Change
Wait, is that. Is that. Wait, what? Wait, what is a dramaturg? To be honest, they do research for.
Bob the Drag Queen
Plays and stuff, and they also, like, assist writers and writing plays sometimes by doing research for. For. For theater and opera and film.
Monét X Change
I put that on my.
Bob the Drag Queen
I almost had a drama. I almost went to school for dramaturgy.
Monét X Change
Dramaturgy. Yeah. I don't like theater that much. To be a dramaturg.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wonder might be getting the definition slightly wrong. Let me see.
Monét X Change
Drama.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to make sure I'm organically theater. I don't know I don't know. The opera. The study of dramatic composition and the representation of the main elements of the drama on the stage. The terms first. Yeah, whatever, but.
Monét X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Is theater. Is opera theater? I would know.
Monét X Change
Opera is theater. I guess I'm trying to look up. I mean, I guess.
Jacob
Well, you do like theater that much?
Bob the Drag Queen
Do I like light of this bitch? Can operas win? Can operas win Tonys? No, but Jesus Christ Superstar is an opera.
Monét X Change
No, it's an operetta.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, it's a rock opera. It's not called a rock operetta.
Monét X Change
No one is. I do not. Jesus Christ was a lot of fucking opera.
Bob the Drag Queen
No Is Jesus Christ. Something about the name is so funny. Superstar and opera. I was thought it was an opera. Is Jesus Christ opera? And this says a rock operate music.
Monét X Change
I mean. No, it's a rock opera. Is not as the same as an opera.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus Christ Superstar is a rock opera by Angie Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.
Monét X Change
Also what makes it an opera? A rock opera, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're the fucking opera. I don't know. I'm assuming. I'm assuming the opera is what is when it's all singing and the rock is. Because the singing is rock and roll. That's what I'm assuming.
Monét X Change
Jesus Christ is. Is. Is all. It's all music. There's no singing. But I mean that's. That's making opera. The Magic Flute is a lot of dialogue in there as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't take it up with Angela Weber. I don't know what to tell you. Okay.
Monét X Change
Angela Webber just saying shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is the Magic Flute and opera? Is the Magic Flute and opera La fille de regiment.
Monét X Change
That is an opera.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's an opera in two act. Well, they're both operas. Monet, you gotta. I'm not the powers that be. It's not like you have beef with Angelo Webber and I can't bring that to terms. You need to DM him. You're famous. He'll probably respond. You're an opera singer. He'll probably want you one of his shows like his flop ass bad Cinderella show. Cinderella is about Bad Cinderella was a flop.
Monét X Change
Wait, Batson, the bad Cinderella is the name of the show and it was a fl.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it was. And he. He really told us it was bad Cinderella.
Jacob
But she likes spray paints, graffiti.
Monét X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's bad.
Jacob
Cinderella. I'm your bad Cinderella.
Bob the Drag Queen
Loki. Blair Sinclair would have been perfect for that role.
Monét X Change
Oh my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
See, I'm Cinderella, but I'm grown up now.
Monét X Change
You're being. You're Being mean.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not mean. That's part of her branding. I didn't choose her fucking branding. She chose her. And she likes theater.
Monét X Change
You don't think. You didn't. You. You weren't trying to read this girl by saying she'd be paid for that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was trying to make a funny analogy. But how she's like a bad girl now and then. Bad. Cinderella's bad, but it's not about her being bad.
Monét X Change
What is Bliss. And Claire says she's a bad girl now. What is this narrative?
Bob the Drag Queen
Her whole thing on All Stars with Shay season was like, now I'm a bad girl. Like, I tell dirty jokes, I wear these kind of outfits, and now I'm low key. A bad girl. I'm grown up.
Monét X Change
I watched that season. I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I'm an All Stars dramaturg.
Monét X Change
Okay, whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Can this. Have we ever done the Drag Race trivia here before?
Monét X Change
We must have Drag Race trivia. Oh, let's take a break while we buy our. Our intern, Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Recently our dramaturg, Jacob is not an intern. That's crazy.
Monét X Change
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Monét X Change
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Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Jacob
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Monét X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
I wear Abercrombie denim year round. Their shorts are no different and have.
Jacob
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Monét X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Talk to me about these glasses. I, I, I'm on the fence because I in one moment I love them and then the next moment I don't. But I keep. I can't decide and I want to. Can you take them off and let us see them?
Monét X Change
These glasses are from the TikTok Shop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, you're winning my favor now. I'm back on your side.
Monét X Change
Just cause it's TikTok Shop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. And by the way, y', all, some of the stuff you get from TikTok Shop is genuinely good. Some of it. Can I see the back of them? Like the inside? Do you take, do you take the lenses out?
Monét X Change
Yes. Because there's so much you don't want.
Bob the Drag Queen
To beat me, so. Oh my God, y'. All, I can't live like this.
Monét X Change
I taught you how to do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't live like this when there's someone constantly. Everything you do and like it's starting to affect my.
Monét X Change
I'm not dealing with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's starting to affect the way that I move. I see why Nicki Minaj said had to come off IG so they can't stalk me. All they do is copy. Look still music too. Want to see what bitches do when they lose the blue print? I mean the pink print holding it sink in. I spoke to Jay the other day. He's still the kingpin. He's still the only nigga that I would assign to. If I sign Away to Dre perfectly designed crew. Cause we the big three, so we need a big speech. We make the biggest impact. Check the spreadsheet. This little wheezy, the Barbie and Jersey, Drake. N getting more cheese. Kissy face.
Monét X Change
Y' all have y'. All. Does anyone. This is a PSA to anyone here who is in an abusive relationship with their friend, who every time they get together with them, they feel like they've had their life sucked out of them. Like Winifred.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a weird speech from the abuser.
Monét X Change
Like Winifred Sanderson in fucking hocus pocus.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like if you and me worth the. The sand. I feel like I'm Winnie and you're. You're Kathy, but we don't really have a Sarah.
Monét X Change
Why are you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why.
Monét X Change
Why are you Winnie?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I just align more to her character. The. The. The. The, like, abrasiveness. She's like. She's just. Of the three. Yes. She's the most.
Monét X Change
Are you abrasive?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm very abrasive. Like, I'm not gentle in any way, shape, form or fashion.
Monét X Change
You literally come over to my house and, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, yeah, but my. My overall. In private, you know what she does when the cameras aren't rolling? She was aware that they were filming Winifred. It was a. Winifred thought it was a documentary.
Monét X Change
Well, ask Ginger Minj, because apparently Ginger Minj gave her. Winifred. What's her name? Bette Midler gave Ginger Midge a lot of advice and inside scoop on the set of.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said Captain and Jimmy did.
Monét X Change
No, no, no, no. These are the news stories about.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my. We can't go into this. We can't go into this. I'll be called a bully again. I'll be called a bully again. Can I go? Should I go into this? Listen, guys, have I ever discussed this out loud?
Monét X Change
I don't think you have. I don't think you have. Yes. We're doing it, Jacob. We're fucking doing it, Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
We used to be a podcast that stood for something. To quote our dramaturg and executive producer, Jacob Rizz, we used to be a podcast that stood for something years ago.
Monét X Change
This is such. Y'. All. This is one of my favorite stories. And, you know, y' all know about getting to the age where this nigga be retelling stories seven times a year. So I've heard this story a couple times.
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean 29. When I was 29. So years ago, I was on a cruise ship, and Kathleen and Jimmy, this is before Drag Race. Y' all have heard this or I'll tell it one more time just for people who are new or you need context. Kathleen and Jimmy saw my show and she was very impressed. I was.
Monét X Change
And y' all who have heard this story before, there's a new part you're gonna hear for the first time ever at the end.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Captain and Jimmy came up to me and said, hey, meet me upstairs by the french fries. We need to talk. We got upstairs, she used this like ship phone or her cell phone and she called a number. The person didn't answer and she said, rupaul, I am sitting with the next winner of your show. You need to call me back. I was gagged.
Monét X Change
So then wait, I have asked the question. What kind of show did you do on the cruise? Was it a stand up or a drag show?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a Barracuda style.
Monét X Change
Ok.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I was hosting the standup shows and then my solo shows were like, barracuda style show.
Jacob
Got it.
Monét X Change
And how did you get this first cruise gig?
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone came to me and pixie show at the, at therapy and they asked me and I pixie and they asked me to come do. And I got invited to come do the cruise work. That's just the fact.
Monét X Change
Everybody catches catching extra function today.
Bob the Drag Queen
Catch the strains. So anyway, so the story goes, RuPaul came to my with the monster. She tweeted about me, and then I went on and I won the next season for a show.
Monét X Change
Boom.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm about to low key give out someone else's tea who is not involved in this. But she's, she's kind of I don't give a fuck queen anyway, since she is a I don't give a fuck kind of queen, I don't think she might mind. Okay. Ginger Minj, Kahora hall and Jatay Corn. Cornbread, the snack Jatay were on with Hocus Pocus 2.
Monét X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Kornbread had already filmed RuPaul's Drag Race. And Kathy and Jimmy was very impressed with Kornbread's performance. And then Kathy and Jimmy. Cause you know, Kathy and Jimmy, she loved the girls of color. She's Middle Eastern. She loved the color. She loved the girls of color. You know what I mean? She went up to Kornbread and she goes, I don't know if you know this or not, but I basically got Bob the drag queen on RuPaul's Drag Race. And I could do that for you too. Like, you're so good. And Kornbread will corroborate this story. I could do that for you. And Kornbread was like, no, it's good. I don't know if Drag Race is for me, because, again, she'd already done the show. Right. Cornbread was like, no, you know what? Thank you, Kathy. But it's good. She goes. And Kathy's like, you sure? Cause, like, you know, I did it once, and she fucking won the show. There it is. Entertainment Weekly corroborated this story.
Monét X Change
Bye. The person you try to shave this season by. Read that out loud.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monét X Change
Who? Joey. Noi and Joey.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I still have smoke for you. I don't. I'm just kidding, Joey. No, you're. You're valid, and you deserve to be on Drag Race. Okay, so in a different interview, and Jacob, send the screen grab to. To Jay DeFeo, because they say that your screen's never on there, and we always talking about your screen, and I guess it doesn't record your screen, but maybe you can send a screen grab or something. Yeah, so. So in an interview, Ginger Minj combined meat and cornbread story and somehow made it her story. Now, there is a chance that Kathy and Jimmy did reach out to Ginger Minj and say the same thing in private. There is a world where that happened. I will say that. But Ginger Minj took, and she was like, kathy and Jimmy said. RuPaul called RuPaul and said, if Ginger Minj doesn't win this next season of All Stars, then something or the other. Maybe Jacob can find that quote somewhere as well. And. But I was like. I remember seeing it and being like, that's that. That's my stats. What happened to me? That's what happened to me. Is that messy?
Monét X Change
It's not messy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, my whole thing is, I tell people, if it's this. If you don't do mess, I won't say mess. Folks be like, don't talk about on your podcast. Don't do this in real life. The.
Monét X Change
Yeah, it's wild that she just kind of took y' all two stories. Maybe, you know what? You know, Ginger Binge might hear this, and she might be like, oh, okay.
Jacob
But also, if she extended that offer to you and to Cornbread, isn't it also possible that she also extended this to other queens in the past?
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to say it is possible that she also did this to Ginger Minj. That is a possibility, yes. But the difference is me and Cornbread had not been on Drag Race.
Monét X Change
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
So do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, but I think that Ginger Min says that she. Can you find the story somewhere, Jacob?
Jacob
That looking. I. I do remember it, but maybe I feel like it was like. Like a random TikTok video or something instead of like an actual like.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, Ginger Minj is convinced that I don't like her. She's convinced because I didn't like her. Because I didn't like her outfits. Blair Sinclair, Ginger Min are convinced. People are convinced I do not like them. Um, but Ginger Minj is convinced, which is. Which is awkward because we have the same manager, which is kind of like, awkward. We have this. We have the same manager, and we've. We've actually done projects together as well. Um, but because I didn't see Joey.
Jacob
Nelfrey write an article about this, but.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I didn't like her outfits on All Stars.
Monét X Change
Cause you did. Pissed off with that All Star season.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Trixie did it. But I was the first guest.
Monét X Change
The first guest.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I did say if this season doesn't win an Emmy, it's because of this outfit.
Monét X Change
And which. Which is. Which is also double shady. Cause All Stars doesn't get Go. They don't submit All Stars for Oscars.
Bob the Drag Queen
They submit. They submit. They just don't.
Monét X Change
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
They submit. They just don't get.
Monét X Change
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
They submit. And how do you have. Where's your proof?
Monét X Change
Joe Gerbino.
Bob the Drag Queen
He doesn't work on All Stars.
Monét X Change
Joe works on the Drag Race. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
He works on the Pit Stop.
Monét X Change
Yeah, but Joe. Joe. Anyway, Joe literally works. He's at the thing. He knows what gets submitted for Emmys. They submit.
Bob the Drag Queen
You trust Joe over me?
Monét X Change
Yes, 100%.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because he white.
Monét X Change
Joe is not white.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm sorry, what is Joe?
Monét X Change
Joe is Sicilian.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not doing this with you. We're not doing this.
Monét X Change
Italians became white, like, what, a hundred years ago?
Bob the Drag Queen
Became. Became. Became. They were inducted into the White hall of Fame.
Monét X Change
You have such a nicely shaped head. I'm kind of jealous.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think we both have actually great shaped heads for being bald. They're different. They're different versions of what bald is. But my. My head widens, whereas your head narrows. So, like, my.
Monét X Change
If you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Between my. Like here. Between. Like, right in the middle of my ear and then up in my head, it goes up. Megamind, low key. And yours is more like an egg. It goes in.
Monét X Change
So you're trying to say my brain is small?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. I don't know how much of this is full of brain. It might just be rattling around up in there for all I know.
Monét X Change
Have you seen this, this, this. This picture going on, on social media.
Bob the Drag Queen
To clear the thing up? I actually don't have Anything against Blair St. Clair or Sam Star. Now the Internet has chosen that Sam Star is my new Blair St. Clair. And. But it's interesting to me that, like, the Internet spins this narrative based on the person. Like, when it was. When it was Blair, they were like. It's because Blair's a twink and Bob wants to fuck Blair. But for some reason, I didn't have that narrative when it was Ginger Minj. No, no one. No one thought they were like, every season, Bob picks a twink and Ginger and hates, like, you know what I mean?
Monét X Change
Every season picture going on social media. It is a picture of, like, someone's brain with some eyeballs. With, like, the person's eyeballs and, like, their nervous system and they're. This is a parasite controlling your entire body. It's kind of crazy, chica. Do you see if you can find it? Wait, what if you take a picture of someone's brain, their skeletal. Not the skeletal system, and their spinal system with their nervous. With their nerve, with their nervous system. It looks like an alien parasite, and they're like, this is. And like, when you think about it, that is the thing that is controlling your entire body.
Bob the Drag Queen
So your brain is the parasite with this.
Monét X Change
With your spine and a normal system and your nervous system.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, but the question is, and I'm gonna talk to a big dummy for this, but does the brain actually control everything? Cause some stuff like. Yes, where's my question? Is there stuff in your body that's operating without your brain's consent? Cause if you're brain dead, your body still does stuff. Or does brain dead not mean that your brain is actually not functioning?
Monét X Change
I think it just means your body is not actually functioning. But I think the brain is still working.
Jacob
Brain dead is like the parts of your brain that are specific, specifically relating to consciousness are. Are shut down. So your brain does do a lot of things that you don't like, voluntarily control. Like breathing, like having your heart really breathe. Like, those are all signals from your brain. But brain dead, I think we just mean, like, the parts of your brain that keep you.
Bob the Drag Queen
So there's no part of your body that could be cut off and operate?
Jacob
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, your finger. No. Well, I think your fingernails can still grow if you are dead. So what's really good.
Jacob
That's fair.
Monét X Change
Do they?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Which I believe is the pituitary system or the endocrine system. I think pituitary is nails and hair. Endocrine. Which system is that?
Jacob
I don't know. I got things wrong and they dragged me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pituitary might be sweat or pituitary might be fingernails. Which system controls the. Or endocrine. What's. Is endocrine even a system?
Jacob
I think endocrine is a waste. But I could be wrong and I probably am.
Bob the Drag Queen
What system controls nail?
Jacob
I am wrong. Endocrine is bloodstream growth, metabolism, reproduction, and reproduction.
Bob the Drag Queen
So the nail. Nail growth is the. It says the nail matrix put to. I cannot spell this it Terry.
Jacob
In.
Monét X Change
Oh, there it is. Oh, that's so scary looking. I'm gonna throw up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no, it's the. It's the. Wait. The pituitary system is the endocrine system.
Jacob
Google says integumentary, but I'm not a.
Bob the Drag Queen
Doctor, so the endocrine. The pituitary gland is in the in is in the endocrine system.
Monét X Change
Girl, I don't fucking know.
Jacob
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Monét X Change
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Monét X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
And we're back.
Monét X Change
Okay, Jay, I'm gonna send this so y' all can put it in the.
Jacob
Chat and trigger warning for anyone watching. This is probably gonna be gross. Just skip ahead three seconds.
Monét X Change
It's not gross. It's not gross. It's just like, kind of like. Like, think about like. That is an alien parasite that's controlling your entire body.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I even put it in the media chat.
Monét X Change
I know, I know. I'm doing it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry. Okay, So. I apologize. I would like to apologize. I do. I sincerely apologize. I thought you didn't. I thought that you hadn't. Wasn't. Weren't thinking about that. And you were. And I'm proud of you.
Monét X Change
Isn't that so weird to think about? Like, that is what's hair controlling your entire shit. Like, all the little nerve endings.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not that weird. That's what I assumed.
Monét X Change
But to see it like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm still weirded out by the fact that your nails can grow without your brain. So your brain doesn't control everything.
Monét X Change
Well, I think. I think bones are different.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nails are not bones.
Monét X Change
Well, I don't know, bitch. I'm not a fucking doctor. Didn't you go to medical school?
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
Monét X Change
Morrow. Biology. 295 and all kind of shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Morrow High School. Which was disaccredited a year after I graduated, bitch. And I graduated with a C average. I don't think I'm the one to be asking about credentials. Yes, I did take Human Anatomy in high school.
Monét X Change
It was. Yeah, that's what it was. Human Anatomy. You should know this.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's Morrow, not Moro. You make it sound ew di Amoro. I went to Morrow High School. Like, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Dear Moto High School alumni.
Monét X Change
Okay, wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
Good evening, scholars.
Monét X Change
Are we okay? So today Jacob is organizing a drag race trivia challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now, I'm gonna go ahead and say this before we get started because there's a lot of controversy surrounding our trivia games. There's been maligning of my wonderful partner and our remarkable executive producer and dramaturg of this award winning podcast. We will not be discrediting the. The GLAAD award winning Jacob Ritz.
Monét X Change
Well, don't do shady business, y'. All. Y' all had shady practices last time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just want to be clear. Jacob has the credentials. Jacob has done the work, and Jacob will not be discredited with the ethos. So with that in mind, I'm going to go ahead and allow. We both have to agree that whatever Jacob says the rules are, the rules are not changing mid game. Whatever Jacob says the rules are right now, those are the rules. I'm not going to suggest anything, and you're not going to suggest anything.
Monét X Change
I'd agree with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Put your hand out, nigga.
Monét X Change
Nigga. I'll decide when I put my hand out.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the wrong hand. That's shady.
Monét X Change
No, because when. Because when Jay puts it. I'm on this. This makes the most sense. Trust.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, this is shady. This is the trick. Do your. Do your right hand.
Monét X Change
We both cannot use our right hand. Doesn't make any sense.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like this. I'm gonna do my left hand then.
Monét X Change
What the fuck, Bob? That's not how we're gonna be having our fists back to back.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's okay. No, I. You're doing a thing. You don't shake with the same hand. That's crazy.
Monét X Change
But on camera. We're flipped, babe. Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. There we go.
Monét X Change
You are such a freak. You are a freak of nature.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, what are the rules?
Jacob
Okay, so I. I think what makes the most sense to me is I asked the question. Whoever answers it first. Whoever. I think you have to. You have to. You. Maybe it's not shout out the answer because that can get confusing. I think maybe it's like a clap or like a ding, ding, ding. Like whoever makes a noise first.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we're. Monet and I are going to clap right now. The count through. We're going. We're going to find out if the claps are at the same time to Jake Jacob. One, two, three.
Jacob
Okay. When it was a little bit after.
Monét X Change
Thank you.
Jacob
But. Well, I. I think I. I need to. I. I need.
Monét X Change
Okay, wait, wait. Is there a. Is there. Hold on. Is there a computer thing like we can like an. A website we can go to and.
Bob the Drag Queen
See who clicks online buzzer.
Monét X Change
I think that's probably the fairest way.
Jacob
Well, I think. Well, let me try. Let me try counting you in and see.
Monét X Change
Oh, okay.
Jacob
One, two, three, clap.
Monét X Change
Wait, no, just. Just say one, two, three. We.
Jacob
One, two, three. That was on the same time for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say the way you clapped was the way you counted. Wasn't really in time.
Monét X Change
Yeah, I think the online buzzer will be the.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have to go 1 J. 1. 1, 2, 3.
Jacob
Y', all, this is too much. An online buzzer. Now I have to find an online buzzer for us. I don't know if that's a thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Buzzin Live.
Jacob
This is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me. Let me. Let me try something real quick.
Jacob
Y', all, I am so sorry. Okay, let's start with the question.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have nothing to apologize for. You are fantastic.
Jacob
Do you want to start talking about something else so we don't have none. This episode of our podcast isn't us doing the logistics.
Bob the Drag Queen
The truth is they love this. They love this. This is the they fucking can live for. Let's get.
Monét X Change
It's what I live for, darling.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm on Buzzin Live buzz. Okay, wait. Oh, you gotta pay for this shit.
Monét X Change
Okay, never mind. Okay, let's just do Jacob 99 cent. Let's just. You wanna.
Jacob
If you want to read your credit card out so I can put it in.
Monét X Change
The.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this.
Monét X Change
We'll just do. We'll just do Jacob Crowning and we'll clap. I mean, as the. You know, every game we play is stacked against me. This won't be anything different. I've learned hard to.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're going in all with this is the truth Trump playbook. Before the race starts, tell everyone it's rigged. I mean, so they go count in real time count like 1, 2, 3. Like that.
Jacob
1, 2, 3. I mean, Bob was after, but maybe that's just me counting.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was the same for me. Was the same for you, Monet.
Monét X Change
What do you mean? Like with the Same.
Bob the Drag Queen
What, were together?
Monét X Change
No, you were a little behind me when I clapped.
Jacob
Okay, you know what? I have a list of questions, and I'm just gonna alternate between the two of you, and you can steal if you want. And I didn't make these questions. So we are.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we are stealing.
Jacob
We. We are stealing.
Bob the Drag Queen
And to be clear, just to clarify, when you steal, you still get to do your question as well.
Monét X Change
Wait, what?
Bob the Drag Queen
So, like, let's say I get one right, and then Monet gets it wrong. Her next question. I steal from her, but I still get my question next.
Monét X Change
Yeah, yeah. I think it's all to me and Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do not say the answers before the other person gets a ch to steal.
Monét X Change
Okay? And I'm going to flip a coin so we can honestly see.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Jacob will flip a coin online, and he will show it on the screen. You're not flipping a coin. You're definitely not doing that.
Monét X Change
This is too much.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is. That is definitely not happening.
Monét X Change
You are out of control. Do you follow Lavelle Dante on Facebook? He is so funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is Lavelle the one who had that influencer thing where. Where, like, Essence didn't invite him or something for some weird reason?
Monét X Change
I don't know. He's a. He's a. He's a smaller guy. He's a content creator. He does drag sometimes. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Lavelle. Yeah, I love Lavelle.
Monét X Change
He is so.
Bob the Drag Queen
He looks like Shirley Ralph.
Monét X Change
Yeah, I can see that. He's so funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Very funny. We did a lot. We did. We did. We were live on TikTok together one time. All right, Jake, let's flip that coin, baby. Okay, can you put on the screen?
Jacob
All right, who's doing has you zoom table?
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet can call it.
Monét X Change
I'll be tails. Work. I go first.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Monday's gonna flip a coin. Nice try, B. Tch.
Jacob
Ms. Exchange. What was the first season with a cash prize for the runner up?
Monét X Change
Ooh. That was season. Are we. Are we counting all. All Stars or not?
Jacob
I. I think so. Yeah. I think we're counting All Stars.
Monét X Change
Okay. First season with a craft for the second prize. I want to say it's season. Season. Season 14.
Jacob
That is correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
There was a little bit of a clue in there, because when Jacob said, I think counting All Stars, that kind of says the answer's not. Anyway, it's fine. Let's continue.
Monét X Change
Oh, my God. I can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just want to be able to voice my. My feelings. I want to feel safe here.
Jacob
What band was RuPaul a part of before launching her drag career.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wee wee poll.
Jacob
That is correct.
Monét X Change
Lucky guess.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I guess we poll a huge band.
Monét X Change
Wee wee poll.
Jacob
Monet, what season did Michelle Visage join the judges panel?
Monét X Change
Three work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that was lucky guess.
Monét X Change
Yeah, lucky guess, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
We all know that you think I'm a crazy crazy.
Monét X Change
I have a question for you. You know what? I'll ask my question at the end.
Jacob
No, ask your question. You're gonna forget it.
Monét X Change
Bob the Drag Queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
What season can't do trivia questions.
Jacob
You're not gonna get a point if you had to get this right. This is. This is just for party.
Monét X Change
Oh, no, I was gonna ask it to. I know then exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
As if you just want to know when. It's like, what did I have in my backpack when I. When. When I was on episode three? We can make.
Jacob
We can make this a mini one between me and Bob.
Monét X Change
Okay, what season did Michelle iconically go? No.
Jacob
Oh, this was eight.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this. I remember. She's. She's. It was. I remember four was lotion up, girl. Lotion up.
Jacob
It wasn't for eight. I thought it was one. One of the girls. I think. I thought Chi Jain was talking about how she couldn't afford.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like there's a gif of her doing this.
Monét X Change
Yeah, I say four. I mean, I don't know. Jacob, that's what you do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, continue with the fucking game. I can't with this.
Jacob
Okay, I will find out. Okay, Bob, what was the song?
Bob the Drag Queen
I just went.
Monét X Change
No, I just went. I said. I said season three, Michelle Visage. Now it's your turn.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did I say?
Monét X Change
I have two points. You have one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, go ahead. Me.
Jacob
What was the song used in the Season 9 Remix?
Bob the Drag Queen
Season 9, Roomix was category as amazing.
Monét X Change
What category are we on right now? What category are we on right now?
Jacob
Monet, what was the theme of the ball in season seven?
Monét X Change
Ooh, the theme of the ball. Was it hello Kitty?
Jacob
It was hello Kitty.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lucky ass guess. Yeah, lucky ass guessing. Ass bitch.
Monét X Change
Three to two, nigga. You're what? Losing currently.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's because you've gone more rounds than I have.
Monét X Change
So what? I said more points than you.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're losing anyway. See? Jacob, do the next question.
Jacob
Who was the first queen to leave the competition due to an injury?
Bob the Drag Queen
Due to an injury? I want to say. Let me think out loud. I will say my final answer. I will say this is my final answer.
Monét X Change
I hate this. I hate you.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I know that Madame Laqueer, her uncle went clean. Um, and before that, then Madame Laqueer was on season. Was on Bianca's season, which is season.
Jacob
Six.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her uncle went clique. And before that, I don't think anyone has been injured. So I'm gonna say Madame Laquair.
Jacob
This says Eureka o', Hara. I think, but I don't think.
Monét X Change
I don't think Madame Lacquer went home, though. She broke her uncle, but she hurt her ankle. She didn't go home because her uncle. You lose that point.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is. It's true.
Monét X Change
She hurt her ankle, but she didn't go home. Her uncle went cleek, but she didn't go home.
Jacob
Yeah, I mean, I think she. She lip synced and she got sent.
Bob the Drag Queen
Home, but her ankle hurt and she couldn't do her normal routine.
Monét X Change
Yeah, you lost.
Jacob
She got sent home from losing lip sync. She didn't get sent home because of the injury.
Monét X Change
Damn. How does that. How does it built this up suck?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, this. Is there a different man?
Monét X Change
How does it feel to suck, Bob?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I'm not going to argue with our. With our adjudicator the way that you will when you get yours wrong.
Jacob
But she went.
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
Jacob
She lost to Milan Lip. Leading to Trouble by Pink.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember.
Jacob
Do you?
Monét X Change
Do you remember? Then why did you answer that question then?
Bob the Drag Queen
But her ankle injured. Her ankle inhibited her performance. So I would say that it was the ankle, but continue. Go ahead. Go ahead, Monet, continue.
Monét X Change
You're a hustler.
Jacob
Okay, Monet.
Monét X Change
Yes.
Jacob
Along with Mike Ruiz, who is the very first extra special guest judge on the first episode of Drag Race.
Monét X Change
The extra special on the. On the first. Who is the. Okay, can I have the question again, please?
Bob the Drag Queen
Which you watched recently, apparently, along with.
Jacob
Mike Ruiz, who is the very first extra special guest judge on the first episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you want next? The country of origin, bitch. Answer the question.
Monét X Change
The very first. Y' all know me. Season one is my weakness. I'm going to say I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh.
Monét X Change
Michelle Williams.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't. Jacob, do not say it, because I'm stealing. It's Bob Mackie.
Jacob
That is correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob.
Monét X Change
Michelle Williams.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh, we're even. And I have an opportunity to pull ahead. And then I'll ask you, how does it feel to suck when it's not a deal?
Monét X Change
I didn't get a chance. Chance to steal yours.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sucks to be.
Monét X Change
So how are we going to reconcile that sucks to be.
Bob the Drag Queen
When I couldn't steal, we just moved on. I just want to say, back in.
Monét X Change
The day, when I didn't steal, we said we're doing A new rule. So Jacob. Jacob will determine what happens. So, Jacob, what do we do?
Jacob
I can.
Monét X Change
Both of us looking at Jacob.
Jacob
Well, maybe the next time you get one wrong, I don't want to take points away from anybody or give points out. So the next time you get one wrong, we will skip one of Bob. Bob steals.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that sounds fair to me.
Monét X Change
Now what? Now? Now what If Bob doesn't get one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wrong, then I don't disagree. Which. Which is. Which is the most likely option.
Monét X Change
So then what? I'm just out of point?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Let's move on to my turn. That's what happened to me last time. Let's move on.
Monét X Change
This is literally the Republicans stacking the court. They're stacking the court.
Bob the Drag Queen
What'd you say, Jacob?
Jacob
Which Michelle Williams were you thinking of?
Monét X Change
Michelle. And black Michelle. William, when did you just say yes? Nobody can't say nothing.
Jacob
Oh, there you go. That makes sense. Okay, okay. I just did. Oh, now. Now we're to Bob again.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would know. I would not know Broadway Michelle Williams if she was in my face right now in season. Unless she was screaming the song. Maybe this time I would not know who she was. I don't.
Monét X Change
You mean the one who was married to Heath Ledger? Her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just know that she was on Broadway and Cabaret.
Jacob
Oh, I sent you the. I sent you a TikTok of a bootleg of Orville Peck doing cabaret and he.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remy's Cabaret. Check it out.
Monét X Change
I want to go see it.
Jacob
Okay. Bob, in season two, who won the very first Snatch Game?
Bob the Drag Queen
Season two, Very first Snatch Game. It was not Pandora Box, Although I thought she did a really good job. Tatiana did Britney Spears, and I thought she was pretty good at that. It was either Pandora box or Britney Spears. I'm gonna say it was Tatiana.
Jacob
That is correct. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
No opportunity to steal. No opportunity. And you will never get the chance because you are losing. How does it feel to see this? How does it feel to do that? To suck?
Jacob
All right, Monet in season two, jujubee did an infamous. By the way, I'm doing this. This is the buzzfeed drag race quiz. This is the name. The name of the Buzzfeed quiz is. Is think you know everything about Repulse rat race. Well, take this quiz to reveal how good your knowledge is. So I am just reading these questions as they are.
Monét X Change
Oh, that means that. That means that it is a problematic question. Jacob was like, I did not write it.
Jacob
No, I'm just. This is. This is a difficult one.
Bob the Drag Queen
But what's been the blackest of all in season two. That really tickled, Jacob.
Jacob
In season two, Jujubee did an infamous lip sync while very drunk against Sahara Dapper. For what song did they perform to?
Monét X Change
Ooh, was it Black Velvet?
Jacob
That's correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Wow.
Monét X Change
That was a. I remember that lip sync. That was a great lip sync. Wait, how did I know she was drunk? Did Jujubee later reveal she was drunk?
Bob the Drag Queen
Was it. Was it a day of the week?
Monét X Change
I want to say yeah. Back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were they filming?
Monét X Change
Yeah, Jujubee was before she got her life together.
Jacob
What was the name of the ball that Manila Luzon won on season?
Bob the Drag Queen
Bri Manila won the money ball.
Jacob
That is correct.
Monét X Change
This is so unfair, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monét X Change
Y' all see how they stack the courts? They stack the courts.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was unfair. Jacob's going up with the questions in order.
Monét X Change
No, but I didn't get to do.
Bob the Drag Queen
My steal, and you will never get another one.
Monét X Change
So I. I want to be clear.
Bob the Drag Queen
Last time we played, I missed on two steals.
Monét X Change
This is not last time. This is now, baby. You think? Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
And how does it taste?
Monét X Change
Stop thinking about the last time.
Bob the Drag Queen
To quote. To quote a. A wise drag queen. Soak it up. Cause you're losing, Jacob. Were you keeping score, Jacob?
Jacob
Yes, I am.
Monét X Change
Good.
Jacob
All right, Bob.
Monét X Change
No, my turn.
Jacob
Oh, it's your turn.
Monét X Change
See?
Bob the Drag Queen
See? Monet, it is your turn to your question, Monet.
Jacob
Okay, Monet, in season four, after Willem was disqualified and sent home, what did she add to her farewell mirror message?
Monét X Change
What did she add?
Jacob
Uhuh.
Monét X Change
What? The woman. Girl, I can. She added lashes.
Jacob
That is incorrect.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm going to try to steal. She put on lipstick and she kissed the mirror.
Jacob
That is also incorrect. But you. We also. You wouldn't have gotten a point. This says she put her butt imprint on the mirror.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that's right. I remember that. I remember that.
Monét X Change
I remember that at all. Wrong.
Jacob
All right, so that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That. That is even now.
Monét X Change
I didn't get to steal. It's not even. No, it's me getting to steal from you.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I. No, Jacob said that to make it even, I won't get to steal one from you.
Monét X Change
You were.
Bob the Drag Queen
You not listening?
Monét X Change
No, but you got to know I have to steal from you. I get to steal from you.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you missed the steal and then I missed the steal.
Monét X Change
Right? So. No, but you got it wrong. You got it wrong. That's not fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob said to make it even. You miss a steal and I miss a steal. That's fair. I miss a steal.
Monét X Change
You got to steal it though.
Bob the Drag Queen
But listen, Monae, what are you not missing. You missed the steal.
Monét X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
And now I have missed an opportunity to steal.
Monét X Change
But you had it wrong anyway, so it's not fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
That doesn't matter. The opportunity was gone.
Monét X Change
And also, Jacob did give you the chance to steal.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Jacob said you wouldn't have got the point anyway. Were you listening?
Monét X Change
No, I don't think that's fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Take your hoodie off of your ears, Mama.
Monét X Change
I don't think that's fair. Continue.
Jacob
All right, Monet, on season. Season five of Snatch Game, who did Alyssa Edwards do such a bad impersonation of that RuPaul told her she needed to tweet out an apology.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's my turn.
Jacob
Sorry. It gets confusing with the stealing and the switching back and forth.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's my turn. And the answer is Katy Perry.
Jacob
Yes. Great.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Monet was going to sit there and let that happen, which is crazy. Monet thought I wouldn't clock that it was my turn.
Monét X Change
I didn't know whose turn it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
You just sat there, just like we just had a whole conversation about me stealing your number, but you forgot. Okay, interesting. In the beginning, you were on it. You knew who was winning where.
Jacob
All right, Monet, in the first mini challenge, the Runway mini challenge of season seven, where Ryla did the iconic flying squirrel reveal, who played Anna Wintour?
Monét X Change
Who played Anna Wintour?
Jacob
Yeah, they had a bunch of.
Monét X Change
Yeah. I don't remember, though.
Jacob
Queen dressed up as Anna Wintour pretending to be.
Monét X Change
Extra details. This is crazy. It's probably a queen. That from the previous. Was it pork chop?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you're cooked. Because I'm stealing is incorrect.
Monét X Change
You're cooked.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Alaska. You're cooked.
Monét X Change
You shouldn't get to steal this.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're cooked.
Monét X Change
That's not fair. I need y' all to sign off below. If it's fair that Bob gets to steal this point, I need y' all to.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're roasted like a turkey.
Monét X Change
I need y' all to sound off below in the comments. If I point, you're cooked. This is not fair.
Bob the Drag Queen
And. And to be. And to be clear, once we reach the end, even if I didn't have that point, you would still be losing.
Monét X Change
We. Y. Y. Y' all sound. Sound off below. That's. I mean, I. I'm gonna let the people decide, not you.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's my turn, Jacob. It's not Mon's turn.
Jacob
Oh. Cause you stole.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Jacob
Yes. Um, but who did. On season nine, Snatch Game, who did Sasha Velour impersonate on season night?
Bob the Drag Queen
She did. Marlena Dietrich. You're cooked. Monae, you're done. You're literally done. You're done. You have been leveled, paved like a fucking driveway. You're flat. You've been crushed to earth. You know, you are not Maya Angelou. You're not dust, and you will not rise.
Monét X Change
I'm letting the people decide. I'm letting the people. This. This is democracy. You and you and Jake are going to bully me into submission, and still you lose.
Jacob
All right. Okay. Monet.
Monét X Change
What? What?
Jacob
Cameron lip sync was the undisputed lip sync assassin of season 10, but who did she eliminate during the lip sync of Lizzo's Good as hell?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, this feels crazy, but go ahead and Jake is doing that because he. Jake is doing it because he feels bad for you. I just want to be clear about that.
Monét X Change
I want to say it's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Answer the question, bitch.
Jacob
My multiple choice.
Monét X Change
Yes, please. It's Monet exchange.
Jacob
That is correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I want to be clear. I know. Jacob, Jacob. Jacob went out of order. Found that one because he feels bad for you because how are you getting crushed? Flattened like a. You ever. When you were kids? You guys ever step on fly like. Like dandelions? You crush them down?
Monét X Change
No, we're not sociopaths.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's Monet. A smushed up motherfucking dandelion.
Monét X Change
We weren't crushing flowers that are only literally here to help that bees need to eat and survive. We weren't crushing and destroying them. Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't crush every flower.
Jacob
Bob. In season 10, which legendary diva was the unauthorized rusical?
Bob the Drag Queen
About 10 was Monet's season. It was Cher. Cher the Rusical. That is correct.
Monét X Change
You're cooked.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're literally done. You, you, you, y'. All. Monet has lost. You lost all hope today. Monet doesn't even have a glimmer of hope in her eyes. Her arms are folded. Her body language gives defeated. Everything your posture has. Your whole aura is off. You are cooked.
Monét X Change
And you know you're cooked because y' all stack the chords against me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you know you're cooked.
Monét X Change
Y' all stack the courts.
Jacob
Monet. In season 11, they had a challenge where the queens divided into two teams and had to put on an evangelical style talk show worshiping Adiba.
Monét X Change
Mariah Carey.
Jacob
Adiba. This was Mariah Carey, who was the other.
Monét X Change
Wait, say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm sorry, I can't.
Jacob
Season 11 had a original challenge where the queens were divided into two teams and had to put on an evangelical style talk show worshiping a diva. One of the divas was Mariah Carey. And who Was the other one.
Monét X Change
Okay, well, I want to say Mariah Carey, and then I don't. The other one is in my business.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, you're cooked, dude. You're done. You're literally. You're done.
Monét X Change
Okay, it was two. I thought it was only Mariah Carey, but I'm gonna guess I'm going to say Drag Race. Liza.
Jacob
That is incorrect. Bob, would you like a chance to steal?
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually don't know for sure, but let me just think my process out. I know that Whitney and Mariah are often compared. Um, and I feel like the three divas from this time frame are Whitney, Mariah, and Celine Dion. Do I have any memories of them doing anything for Celine Dion? Not necessarily. I feel like that would've stuck out in my head. I also feel like some Whitney stuff would have stuck out in my head, but I can't seem to remember who, so I'm gonna go with Whitney Houston.
Jacob
That is incorrect. It was Britney Spears.
Bob the Drag Queen
Britney Spears, that's right.
Monét X Change
I remember now. I don't remember that at all. I only remember Mariah.
Jacob
All right, Bob. During RuPaul's workroom walkthrough ahead of season 12 Snatch Game, Rue told Gigi Goode that he was concerned about her playing Maria the robot. What was Gigi Good's iconic response?
Bob the Drag Queen
Months. Do I have to give this verbatim?
Monét X Change
Yes.
Jacob
Yeah, it's not. It's. It is short enough and notable enough to. I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I will say when this my final answer. It was either I do not share those same concerns or I do not have the same concerns. I do not. I do not. I do not share. Let me think she's there. I do not share those same. I do not have those same. I'm going to go with I do not. I do not share those same concerns. Concerns.
Jacob
That's not entirely correct. Monet, would you like a chance to steal?
Monét X Change
Yes, I understand your concerns. I do not share the same concerns.
Jacob
That is correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you are. No.
Monét X Change
Look who's back in business, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not. You're, like, trying to come from me.
Monét X Change
But you will always fail for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I'm a bitch that will come.
Monét X Change
Up from the graves for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Give Mon. Give Monet her question.
Jacob
Monet, during the charisma during the talent show on season 14, what does Willow Pill toss into the bathtub during her performance category is?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I want. Oh, you know what?
Monét X Change
This morning, I was hungry. I wanted some bread, but I wanted to heat it up with something.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think I'm going use my Toaster.
Jacob
That is incorrect. Bob, would you like a chance to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Steal the confidence with which you said that?
Monét X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a hair dryer.
Jacob
No, that is also incorrect. This says spaghetti and meatballs.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it was spaghetti and meatballs. No, it was. It was. I remember. We can look it up, too.
Monét X Change
Too. That was the whole thing of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Unless she did a toaster in the end, I don't think we let her put a. I don't think we let her make a suicide joke on. On tv. Willow pill, bathtub. Let's see. Talent show. Going to the end, and I'm rocking her. Going to the tub. She takes the t. She takes. Takes the toaster. She takes the toast out of the toaster. She puts the toaster in the bathtub. That's not. But the num. But the. Well, this is interesting, cuz she. Well, this is interesting because I will say this as I'm watching it right now. Willow pill. At the beginning, not at the end. She puts the spaghetti in the bathtub, and then at the end, she takes the toaster out. She puts the toaster in. In. And the last thing she does is lays in with the toast in her mouth.
Monét X Change
So. But I think. I think I get that point.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or do you get a different.
Jacob
I would. I would get that point to Monday because she was right.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she needs it, and she needs it. I think that.
Monét X Change
What's. What's the motherfucking score?
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't want to hear it. No, I think you don't want to hear it.
Jacob
We both tied right now, 8 to 8. And look at that. Where we've been.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we're not. I get one more more. We. I get one more. Jacob, don't let Mon. Don't let Mona bully you. Jacob, give me my question.
Jacob
Okay, Bob, who is the fifth queen to go home on season?
Bob the Drag Queen
You are making up a question. Read from the. Read from the motherfucking article.
Monét X Change
Jacob, like, do not curse the Jacob like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob's trying to stack it so hard that I won't win. It'll be. It'll be tied. I know. I know this man. I know this man.
Jacob
Season 14 was infamously a terrible Snatch Game who won only because they were not the one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monae, it's been a pleasure having you here. Every time we've ever done this, I've beat you. There's never been a single opportunity that you ever beat me in any trivia, whether it be about Drag Race, whether it be about the moon, the potential.
Monét X Change
About the trivia, but that we should know the most about between us the first time.
Bob the Drag Queen
So maybe once. And actually, I want whoever the silver rivalry historians are. Maybe Monet x change videos can look that up, but the answer is Deja Skye when she played Lil Jon. You're fucking cooked. Bow down to the actual drag racer. Story of the seasons that win Emmys. Emmys.
Monét X Change
Are you done?
Bob the Drag Queen
And on that note, thank you for coming on my show. Good night.
Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Drag Race Herstory"
Episode Information:
In this vibrant episode of Sibling Rivalry, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen delve deep into the rich history of RuPaul’s Drag Race, affectionately coined as "Drag Race Herstory." The hosts explore pivotal moments, iconic queens, and the evolution of the show, all while engaging in their signature humorous banter and a spirited trivia competition.
Monét and Bob kick off the discussion by reflecting on Season 8 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, focusing on the polarizing reception of Laganja Estranja.
Bob The Drag Queen shares nostalgic insights:
“If you go back and watch the show, I think that a lot of people will agree that Laganja was done dirty for sure. The girls were just ganging up on her.”
(04:24)
Monét X Change concurs, highlighting the shift in audience perception over time:
“At first, people were annoyed with Laganja, and now they love her.”
(03:43)
The hosts discuss the dynamics between Laganja and Bianca Del Rio, emphasizing how initial negativity gave way to widespread admiration as viewers "grew with time."
The conversation shifts to the show's quest for critical acclaim, particularly Emmy nominations.
Bob The Drag Queen asserts the significance of Emmy recognition:
“Season eight paved the way. We made it clear that Drag Race could win Emmys.”
(11:18)
Monét X Change challenges the notion, sparking a debate on the show's accolades:
“Season eight is the first season to win an Emmy. I often have to remind you of that.”
(11:38)
This segment underscores the hosts' passion for elevating Drag Race within the broader entertainment industry and their playful contention over the show’s achievements.
The hosts share personal stories that intertwine with the Drag Race narrative.
Bob The Drag Queen recounts his early career on cruise ships and a pivotal encounter with RuPaul:
“Years ago, I was on a cruise ship where Kathleen and Jimmy saw my show. They were impressed and told me I was the next winner of RuPaul’s show.”
(22:51)
Monét X Change adds context to their experiences, highlighting connections with fellow queens like Ginger Minj and Kornbread:
“Ginger Minj combined meat and cornbread story and somehow made it her story.”
(25:42)
These narratives illustrate the interconnectedness of the drag community and the influence of mentorship and opportunities within the show.
In an unexpected twist, the hosts engage in a scientific discussion about the human brain and bodily functions.
Monét X Change introduces the topic with intrigue:
“It's kind of crazy to think about that is what's controlling your entire body.”
(31:14)
Bob The Drag Queen humorously probes the limits of brain control:
“Is there stuff in your body that's operating without your brain's consent?”
(31:14)
This segment blends humor with curiosity, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and willingness to explore diverse topics.
A highlight of the episode is the intense trivia competition between Monét and Bob, moderated by their executive producer, Jacob.
Jacob sets the rules:
“Whoever answers it first, whoever makes a noise first.”
(39:50)
The trivia session is filled with playful insults and competitive banter:
Notable moments include questions about pivotal Drag Race events, lip sync battles, and memorable performances. Despite their competitive spirit, the exchange remains lighthearted, reflecting their strong rapport.
Example Quotes:
During the trivia, both hosts showcase their extensive knowledge, though Bob frequently teases Monét about her answers, adding to the episode's humor.
As the trivia concludes, Monét expresses frustration over perceived biases in the game, while Bob maintains his competitive edge.
Monét X Change:
“This is democratically unfair. You and Jacob are going to bully me into submission.”
(59:48)
Bob The Drag Queen:
“Bow down to the actual drag racer.”
(65:36)
The episode wraps up with mutual acknowledgments of each other's strengths, underscoring the dynamic and entertaining partnership that defines the Sibling Rivalry podcast.
Bob The Drag Queen:
“Face frames start at just $60 and top frames at 25...”
(00:51)
Monét X Change:
“The other day I went to this outdoor brunch party...”
(00:19)
Bob The Drag Queen:
“Nigga, calm the fuck down.”
(02:22)
Monét X Change:
“Don’t be fucking clap. Count to 1, 2, 3.”
(02:26)
Jacob:
“Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile...”
(01:11)
This episode of Sibling Rivalry offers a blend of insightful discussions on RuPaul’s Drag Race history, personal stories from the hosts’ experiences, and an engaging trivia competition that highlights their camaraderie and competitive spirit. Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen deliver an episode filled with humor, passion, and a deep appreciation for the art of drag, making it a must-listen for both longtime fans and newcomers to the podcast.