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See terms. My name is Bob Drag Queen.
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And I'm Mon X Change.
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And this is sibling rivalry. Mon bait. I got to move. Mon's vape. B.
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Can you stop telling me? Because you know I don't vape and I also. So you're doing it.
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Thank you.
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Also, I've been very.
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You stopped all the drug, so you stopped.
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That's not advice.
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So you don't vape. I don't want you to vape.
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So you're gonna. You're gonna. First of all, can we talk about how you came into my home and you bullied me about putting my air off? Jacob and I are in here sweating.
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I want to be clear. What I said was, it is so cold. Can I please have a hoodie? Monet said, go upstairs and grab any hoodie you want. I grabbed one that Monet said, do you want me to turn the air off? And I said, that would be nice.
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That's not what you said. I walked. I came from the back. And you said, monae, do you have to keep it this cold in here?
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I said, can I get a hoodie? That's why you said, go grab any hoodie you want.
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No. Then you asked for a hoodie.
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But first you said, that's how it happened. Yes, you did.
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You said. You said, wanna do you have to give it as cold in here?
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What?
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Oh, it's Lip. I Keep thinking it's a piece of ice cream. I don't think I like it. Why? It doesn't look like lips until you tell me it's lips.
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Everyone says, is that someone smoking? I'm like, yeah, that's what it is.
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It looks like ice cream with a weird blue thing coming off of it.
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We'll take a picture of it and put it on.
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I think you have to turn it on. You never have it on.
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I normally do have it on, actually.
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Every time I come over, it's off.
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I just came back today and it's also. It's only been on the wall for like a week.
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But I saw it somewhere. I. I've seen. I've come again.
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It used to be at my old apartment.
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Can you turn it on for me real quick? Because I feel like if I saw it on, it would read more as. As what it is. It's not plugged in. You got to plug it in. RuPaul's Drag Race have fucked up drag period, point blank. I. I like it. I like it again.
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Okay, this happens.
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I stay. Miss, I'm out of town for every.
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No, it was this morning.
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Oh, really?
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And I didn't feel it either. Everyone's talking about this. I don't know what time, but everyone Google the time. Everyone's talking about this earthquake. I never feel the earthquake. The earthquakes in la. There have been like four since I've moved here. Not felt a single one.
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I think that as New Yorkers, we are used to the ground shaking and it's because of the trains. Like we feel the train shaking beneath us all the time. So maybe, maybe in our heads we envision earthquake like things falling off the wall, which obviously does happen. That's a pretty severe earthquake on the Richter scale.
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Was that 12:20am p.m. i can't tell.
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P.m a.m. i don't know.
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I misspoke.
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Sorry.
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It was 12:20.
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I don't know which one's which one.
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I can't which one. Oh, cuz you, you. You're trying to be silly.
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I'm not trying to be silly. When someone says 12pm I. I don't know if that's noon or if that's midnight. I don't know which one it is
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because it's about, it's about the time that World War I happened.
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Shut the up. Because I know it goes 1pm is right afternoon.
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Yeah.
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And then I guess it goes all to 12pm which would make sense if that is 12am no, it makes sense for it to go to 1 to 12. And that's all p.m. so in my mind, 12pm Makes more sense at midnight because it's 1 to 12 all the way through 12. That's a. That's a 12 hour block. So why does the 12 start the new a.m. not the one. That doesn't make sense to me.
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Because you go. Because you're not. You're going off of a 24 hour period.
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So I know that.
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Well, this is why I use military time. I don't use regular time.
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But you get what I'm saying. 1 to 12 is one chunk. So they're making us like 1 to 11 as a chunk, and then 12 to the other thing is a chunk. Because if. If the PM. If the AM PM starts at 12, it should go from 1 to 12. That is the. That is the chunk that makes sense in my head. So p.m. is afternoon.
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Yes, p.m. is afternoon.
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12pm is afternoon.
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12pm is afternoon.
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You're 100% sure of that?
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Yeah. 12am is the morning.
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That doesn't make sense.
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I think it makes perfect sense.
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But I was. What was I doing at noon? I was. I was at. I was. I was in like a. I think I was just like, hanging out at the office.
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I was driving back from Joshua Tree. No, I just dropped Naomi.
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How's Naomi?
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So good. What a good person.
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Truly.
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Like, why an angel? She's so beautiful. She's so lovely.
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Why have to be as nice, right?
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She doesn't have to be nice.
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Yeah, but she. She do it. So, y', all, this is. We are. We're almost done with this series. Can you believe it? Almost.
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I thought. I thought it never come, to be honest.
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And we're going to be eventually releasing the Megamix, which is. We will be doing the one. The. The one about literally every Ru girl American. Well, they're not. Are those. Are those Ru girls?
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Yes.
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That's not RuPaul's Drag Race.
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It is RuPaul's Drag Race.
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That's. No, it's Drag Race.
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France.
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Yeah.
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It's not Drag Race.
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Canada is. I mean, sorry, Australia. The first few seasons were RuPaul's Drag Race and UK is RuPaul's Drag Race. But the rest of them are not RuPaul's Drag Race. They're Drag Race. They're Drag Race girls.
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Oh, wait, really?
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Yeah. So now that's true. It is no longer RuPaul's Drag Race down Under. It is now Drag Race Down Under.
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But the first season was called RuPaul
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Drag Race Down Under. And now it's called UK's Got RuPaul's Drag Race. So they're not RuPaul.
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Did you notice that? I don't know.
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Just something. Why did you notice that midnight starts at pm and so are they RU Girls.
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The first couple seasons of Canada, all the uk.
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Sorry, no.
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Canada.
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Canada, Gregory. Are not. They're not Ru Girl.
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They're Brooks Girls. And what.
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What does that make the girls in Paris?
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Nikki Girls. Is that. Oh, yeah. Nikki Girls. And now the girls in Australia are Michelle girls. Massage girls.
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Which one does Jiggly Do?
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Philippines.
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I don't think Jiggly hosts. Like, she's not.
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She wanted the host, is she? Yeah. One of the judges.
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Yeah.
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Jiggly Girls.
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Yeah, Jiggly Girls.
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Are they gonna come for me? Oh, by saying they're not real. About today, about to tweak. Can you send me the. The link to every girl again, please?
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Yeah. Or I can just start and tell you which ones they are.
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I want to see. I have to see them.
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Oh, okay, great.
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They're going. They are.
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Do you think they're rude girls? So they need to come for us.
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Are we gonna do Jimbo and the Vivian?
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No, we're only doing regular season. But they were on no All Stars. We skipped All Stars.
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We didn't do All Stars.
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We skipped every All Stars. So.
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No, we did girls who were on regular seasons that went all.
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We're not doing every R Girl because we're not including. It's not actually because we're not doing Down Under. We're not doing uk. So we're doing every season of Drag Race. That's America. We're doing every season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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No, but we're not doing RuPaul's Drag Race. UK.
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That's not RuPaul's Drag. That's RuPaul Drag Race UK. We're doing every girl from RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Oh, my God.
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We're not doing any franchises. We're not doing any spin offs.
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The feelings about the dragon do not echo my sentiments as well.
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Do you think? Why do you. I just want to know. Do you think that.
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That.
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What's her name?
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Kiona.
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I was gonna say the winner. Priyanka. Oh, do you think Priyanka is a rude girl?
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No, she's a root girl.
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She's a Drag Race girl.
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This is a Drag Race girl, but
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she's not a real girl. So I guess my sentiments do echo yours, don't they, darling? This is my whole thing about hall of Fame versus I'm not in the hall of Fame.
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Yeah, I'm not.
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And also.
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But I am a winner of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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That is undeniable. You're a winner. RuPaul's Drag Race, but you never had a reign. All Stars don't rain, and Alaska confirmed it. All Stars don't rain. They go on the hall of Fame. Okay, so.
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So just because Alaska confirmed that means. Is the gospel truth. I don't care what the white bitch said. I don't care what the white had to say.
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I don't think All Stars reign. Do you think All Stars rain?
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I think you do, because we have a step down at the end of the year. You go onto the show and crown a new girl, and they have their year as an All Star Reigning Queen. Like we.
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But she never says reigning, though. Like when RuPaul talks about the winners of Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race. She says, rain.
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What do we say?
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She says, you're indicted to the hall of Fame.
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No, but what did she say to y' all when y' all win?
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Rain.
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No, no. She said, now pr.
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No.
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Y' all prance. Y' all don't rain.
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Y' all prance.
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Now prance, my queen.
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Pr. So let's step into the goy. Go. Now, this is one of your faves. Honey, you love this girl, Irene Dubois, the water girl herself.
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Okay, I don't.
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Okay.
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I don't. Okay.
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You are a Stan.
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You were.
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You were an Irene Stan.
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I don't remember being a Stan.
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I remember saying that she.
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That she went home too early. I thought she was really good tv,
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and she was gooped, gagged and bothered. Gooped, gagged and gathered, honey.
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I remember thinking, Irene went too far. Went too soon.
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She was too far. Damn. When I said, you went home in one episode, everyone said, and quite quickly and quite frankly, you went too far.
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And don't you think. Don't you think the IRI went home too soon?
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It depends on who else is there. I gotta look through the other girls. So Irene dupois identifies as gender fluid and is a Seattle girly.
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Yeah, she's a Seattle Girly. She was the alien queen of her season. And I just think Irene, she had a lot of sass on a lot of extra. And I think Irene would have given us a juicier, more exciting season. And I think. I mean, you and I had a great debate on the podcast, thinking, like, can you make a minute of water? Funny. And I think you can. I think the right person could have.
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I do think you can make a minute of water funny, but I think think that most people, most people can. I would say this. Most drag queens can make a lip sync sickening. Most drag queens, and I would say most people in the world do not have the comedy chops to make making a glass.
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I would say most comedians probably could.
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I don't think so either.
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Really.
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I really don't think so.
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You don't think most comedians can make a minute of making water funny?
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I don't. I really don't. Because most comedians, we delve in either storytelling or observations or something like that. And I don't know. I don't think most comedians can make the. I think they had like some physical comedians, a lot of, A lot of comedic. I think actually you'd be better off with a comedic actor making a glass of water funny, a comedic actor than you would with a stand up comedian.
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Like, like, like Mr. Bean.
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Mr. Bean would. Mr. Bean would probably make Mickey glass of water. So funny. Someone like, who said, I think Jimbo. Jimbo's a great physical comedian could do that.
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You know, I really, I'm really sad I missed her show. Her show looked like it was really fun. I'm sad over.
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You can travel and go see it. It's going Australia right now. Oh, so you don't, you know, you don't really. You're not really sad?
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I'm not going to Australia in America.
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All right, Jimbo, first of all, she said, you're not a rude girl. And then she said, first she said, you're not a Ruger girl. And then she said, she's not coming. I was like, wait, Irene is. Irene's 31. Does she seem younger or older?
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She seemed younger to me. What about you? Did you think so?
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This is about right, to be honest.
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Oh, your hometown is Houston. She's a Texas girl.
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Girl. Texas is. I learned this in life. Everyone comes from Texas or Ohio. Every person on the planet. Have you noticed how many people are from Ohio?
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No.
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Especially in New York City. If you are living in New York City, you went to Oberlin. Comment below.
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Oh, my God. Isn't that where we have some friends? No, I went to ccm. Never mind.
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We do have a friend who went to Oakland.
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Her entrance look was really dope. Her hair was really good. Her first photo shoot was good. Man, Irene would have been fierce on the show.
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Even when she was, like, showing, like her looks.
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Remember her entrance look? This thing was so good.
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Irene look. She kind of looks a little Bit
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like Kennedy, your sister.
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I wasn't gonna say that. I was gonna say Ivy Winters. Let's move on to Princess Poppy, who has famously quit drag. Well, okay, I don't.
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Is that real or. She's doing a bit. I can't tell if it's like, yeah, I quit drag.
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I think drag. This isn't her main thing anymore. I don't know if she's quit, but she, like, she. I don't think a living. I think she's a flight attendant now. I think.
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Really?
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I might have made that up, but I think she's a flight attendant. I know this.
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This is appropriate to say what, like, they. They show her, like, nudes on, like, Twitter a lot. Oh, I did not know that from Draggers Gone Wild. X. Whatever it's called. It's Reddit, but yeah, but they post, like, the thing on Twitter.
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I have a question. This is messy. Has she blocked you on Instagram? Mon.
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Let me see.
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Am I blocked? I'm blocked. Why does everyone keep blocking me?
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Princess Poppy.
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It's Poppy. Princess Poppy. If you Google Princess Poppy, Instagram.
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What did I do? Nope, I'm right here. I have never done anything to this girl.
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I mean, I'm.
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I'm not.
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I don't follow the bitch.
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I keep trying to type in Princess on my phone, and it keeps going penis. Well, Princess, I. I got. I got. I got the chapiana. Yeah.
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Why does everyone block you? What are you doing to people?
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Well. Well, Princess Poppy was like. In the interview, she was like, bob hit me up on a grinder, which I did probably. I'm sure I probably did. And then. I don't remember what I said. I think I made. I don't remember what I said.
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It was post before Drag Race.
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It was. No, it was during, like, the interview. Like, I mean, obviously she didn't say on the show it was anything on the show.
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Interview prompt. It's like, what moment made you know that you made it? Or something like that. And she was like, bob hit me up on Instagram. And I ignored it or said, no, that's a compliment.
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Like, like, you hit her up. Was like, oh, I think I'm that girl. Like, you. Like, you gave her the confidence.
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Sure. I don't remember. I don't know what I said to that. I probably made a joke or something. I don't remember what I said, to be honest. But I guess apparently whatever I said merited a block on. On. On Instagram.
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I mean, I followed a bitch. Who cares? She's. She's Irrelevant. Who cares?
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I mean, I didn't say. I mean, I. I'm. Damn, you're next. No, I mean, but I always have to. Like, why do these girls keep blocking me? You and I get block. You've been blocked. Don't act like you're not been blocked.
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Maybe. Maybe. Because on the podcast, we call girls around.
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What is it? A lot.
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I mean, I've been blocked. Like, okay, I've been blocked. Like, I think I've been blocked maybe, maybe three times. Maybe three.
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No, it's more than that.
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I've been blocked by Candy Muse.
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Candy Muse?
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Why?
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I think she blocked me because I made a joke about why. That's my suspicion.
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Got it. And Candy is like a ride or dire. Like, you saw.
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You.
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You with my friend. You with me.
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And then I got blocked by George's.
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George's.
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I'm not blocked. And I got blocked by Princess Poppy. I just. I literally just found out. I got blocked by Princess Poppy. I just found out. But I haven't really. I've never been blocked by a queen that I've met. I've never been blocked by someone who knows me.
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I don't think I have either, ever. I mean, I've never met Princess Poppy. She's the one that. She showed up like. Like a ghoul at the Emmys thing. Yeah, that was her.
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But I really liked her. Anyway, back to her. I liked her. Her entrance out. Her, like, the. Well, I wish it was bigger. I'm homo phobic. You remember the I'm homophobic thing?
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No, I don't remember.
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So her shirt said, I'm. I'm homo. And then the Becca said phobic. Or her dress, it said something like that. And then she also came to the reunion as Rebecca Glasscock.
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I do remember that.
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And her curious about girls. And her promo look is pretty good, actually.
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The girls that go on the show with high hopes of whatever, and then they, like, quit drag. Or, like. They're like, drag, I guess. You go on the show you realize it's not for you. But that seems like. Like, that seems like going to the Olympics and, like, the day I'm quitting sports, like, I'm over sports. I'm like, you've worked your whole life to get here.
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Well, I guess if you go to the Olympics and you don't do well, then you're like, my dreams are crushed. Maybe.
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No, but if you go to Olympics, it's the best of the best, right? So, like, what if you go to Olympics?
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You don't do well, though. Like, you're talking about Simone Biles. What about the. What about the Australian break dancer? Does she keep break. Does she keep breaking?
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She's. She's the best break dancer in Australia, and I made it there.
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Number one.
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The number one. So, like, you can't.
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Drag Race isn't the best of the best.
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This is true.
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That's not. I don't think Drag Race. Well, actually, they have been called the best of us, but I don't think. I don't personally think Drag Race is the best of the best. It's just, you know, the people on Drag Race. It doesn't mean that we're the best ones.
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We're just. I mean, that's what. That's what Ruth says. Ruth says. If I picture, you are. You girls represent the best of the best outfit.
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She says on All Stars. She don't think. She says in the regular.
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Yes, she does. Yeah. So by Rue standards is the best of the best.
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How did you think Princess Poppy did on the show?
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Terrible. She went on second. Is she.
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I mean, you've been nice about Irene,
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because Irene had a lot of talent.
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Jesus. And I'm the one blocked. Well, I'm the one blocked. This is crazy.
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I don't mean that against her, but, I mean, I just felt really strongly about how fierce I thought Irene would have done. And I hope she get. I hope she gets an All Star soon. I really do, because I think she'll be fierce.
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Let's talk about Sugar Girl. So Sugar seems to be this. I'm probably gonna get blocked again. But of the two twins, she seems to be the least popular. Like, Spice is the one that the girls with, like, the girl, like, the fans. The fans with Spice. And, like, by women, like, what's the metric?
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Sugar has more followers. Spice has more followers than Sugar.
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It's just a way further on the show.
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Okay, Spice. Spice. Spice has 700 6000. Sugar has, oh, 644.
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Am I blocked? Do we fucking know? And, I mean, I guess I Am like talking about these people on. On the. On the Pit Stop.
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Did you do it?
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No.
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I think you did.
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No. No.
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You didn't do a pit stop?
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No. Last pit stop I did was All Star seven. That was my last Pit Stop.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I did three Willow pill and then you did this.
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I reckon the one I did.
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No, I did Willow pills.
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What season did I do?
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12 was the last one. We did three in a row. We did three.
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No, but you did. If you did all 12.
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All stars five and then all stars seven.
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Yeah.
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You did two all stars back to back.
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No, we skipped All Star six. Somebody else said All Star six.
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I don't remember. I did. I did. I did. I did three. I did one with Cracker, the one with you, and I cannot remember the regular season. I did 12.
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It was one we did in quarantine.
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Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. For sure, for sure. For sure. How much you know about. So Sugar and Spice are known for their. They had. They had so many followers. They had more. They were right behind Plastique when it comes to drag race. Drag queens with followings on Tick Tock.
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Did they fall off?
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I don't think they have the joint Tick Tock anymore. It wasn't like a drama or something where, like.
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Yeah, I think they had a moment where they, like, stopped working together because of some drama, but they got over it.
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There's drama with 7 million. There's drama with Mistress because they became Mistress's drag kids. And then Mistress was a bad mom and they went over to Malaysia, Fox, some of that.
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But also sometimes it's hard to tell. Like was actually drama and like, what is.
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No, I heard it was actually really drama from.
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From.
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From the girlies work. Yeah.
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Yeah. I think it's real drama. And. And mistresses don't take anything seriously and nothing.
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You cannot pay Mistress to take anything seriously.
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So she's just being camp while everyone else is having feelings and she's. Hee hee and a ha.
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Mistress is one of those girls that. Well, we'll talk about her. Anyway. Yeah, I thought that Sugar and Spice were obviously super polished.
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We just. Talking about Sugar.
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I mean, Sugar was a clean. It was very polished. We gotta group them together.
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We can. We gotta give. We gotta give them. You think? How do you feel people grouping us together?
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They don't though, because people do group us together.
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Sugar is a very polished queen. Who's.
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Her talent show, I remember, like, did
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very similar songs, right.
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Sugar did the one where she started in a coffin. She's like, it was Spice.
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Spice in the coffin.
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That's what I meant. I get them.
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And Sugar did the one where she was like, I'm gonna. It was like. It was like.
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They were like.
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It was a very. That.
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Yeah. I personally, I remember thinking that Sugar had a. Like, something about her aesthetic. Even though I don't like sweet, nice, girly, fruity things. I liked how she put herself together a little more. But I like Spice's aesthetic, which we'll get to later.
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Let's go to Amethyst. Amethyst is a Connecticut girly. This season had two. Three Connecticut girls.
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Three girls.
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There have been no Connecticut girls. Until one season had three. She hooked up with Robin Fierce.
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Robin Fierce. That's who it was. Yeah.
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Her and Robin Fierce had a moment, honey.
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She's also one of our trans. Trans sisters.
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And this is. Has come out as trans. Oh, I didn't know that.
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Yeah.
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When did she come out as trans? A little while ago. Carrie Kobe. Did you know about this? Did she report to you? You can't. You can't come out as trans without reporting directly to Kerry Kobe. That is a drag race, girl. Everyone knows that. That is, like, the law at this point.
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It's French, Italian, American. I wonder if she speaks Italian.
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You don't care if she speaks Italian. French. Oh, wait, you don't give a. About her. Damn Nicky doll found dead.
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I want to see someone come from America season and then go compete on a. On a franchise season in that language. Who's. Can, like, speak it fluently?
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I mean, Cracker speaks French. Katie speaks French. BB speaks French.
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I love to see it. Cracker going. Going.
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Speaks French. She was funnier. Why does she keep doing French? I thought that she was pretty funny.
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Amethyst, please give us more.
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I know I can't remember the moments, but I. But I remember thinking she's funny. Like, I cannot remember the moment, but I do remember thinking, I think she's funny. And you can't.
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You can't remember one thing she said that was funny?
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No, that's the one thing I think
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I was really funny.
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But, like, I thought Spice did some cringy things, but I can't remember if she was. Was she milosiris? Was that Sugar?
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I think that was Sugar.
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No. Jesus Christ. Sugar was Miley Cyrus.
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No, I think Spice was.
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We just. Want me to find out who was the other one. Jesus. How did. How. Oh, my God. How is this season escaping us? Why can't I remember the old season so well? Like, down to the quotes to the things they said to the things they did. Wow. That did not hurt.
A
It did hurt.
B
That did not hurt. You're very rubbish. Oh, my go. I can't remember what she said, but. But you know. You know what they say. They don't remember what you said, but you remember how they made you feel. She was Trish Paytas. Who sugar was. Sugar was Trisha Paytas. I mean, I don't have much more to say about Amethyst, except I did think she had some funny moments. Truly.
A
Let's go on to Robin C. Fierce. This is a beautiful promo look. Actually.
B
Robin has a beautiful singing voice.
A
I never heard her saying.
B
She releases quite a bit of music.
A
Really?
B
Yeah. Robin has a beautiful singing voice. And Robin is cute out of drag.
A
Oh, my God. She's my fellow Caribbean sister.
B
Oh, where's she from?
A
Antigua.
B
Oh, she Antiguan. Did it. That sound pretty legit for a second?
A
No, but yours was so fierce. Yes. One of us is doing authenticity. That's literally.
B
Yeah, I know.
A
You do.
B
I know for a fact you do.
A
Robin fans. Can I tell you what I think about Robin fans? One thing I think about. Oh, every time I think about her, what is her putting. Wearing that wig that was over her ears. I don't know.
B
That drove me crazy. The wig over the ears. I was like, over your ears? Is wild. Her drag is so polished. That just seems like a really. Maybe she has a tiny head, but
A
you could cut the lace, but then you.
B
But what if the hair is pulled up and then you're cutting into the hair that's pulled up. That's fine. And you just slick through the.
C
That's fine.
A
I do that all the time. People send me something long. Just cut the lays.
B
I have a big ass head. I've never had a wig. I've never had a wig that reached. That reached all the way to the loes. What do you call for the ear? The.
A
The lo. The whole thing is your lobe.
B
The lobe. This is lobe.
A
What is this?
B
You eat your earlobes.
A
It's just your ear.
B
But this is your ear.
A
Right, Your ear.
B
But this has a. This has to have a name. I bet it has a name. But anyway, Robin has a beautiful, beautiful singing voice. She was born in Brooklyn, just like you are the same person born in
A
Brooklyn with the difference of about £200
B
in about 12 years. I'm kidding.
A
She's older than.
B
Exactly. This part that's called the helix. The helix of the ear and the scalpa.
C
The scaffold is right. Like the. The little indent.
B
Underneath and then the lobe. Interesting.
A
No, no, it's not called a lobe.
B
What's it called? Well, the lobe is short. That's her little nickname. Lo Bianna bust down Logan.
A
I met Ariana Garnish in theory with the other day. Okay, first of all, beautiful people.
B
When I tell you Cynthia Revo is very small, a seventh of my size. I've met Cinterevo several times and she is a very, very small persons. And I'm imagining that I've seen a picture of her sitting next to her on a grande and she must be there.
A
Is it. They're tiny women. I'm like, I look like I'm gonna eat them. They're probably scared of me.
B
Is there pictures?
A
Yeah, there's a picture.
B
Looks like someone. There's a picture of me and Elliot Page and it looks. It's calm. It's comical.
A
Oh, it's my favorite picture of you.
B
It's comical because he's also in a very. He's not only am I gigantic compared to him, but he's in a tiny little chair. Don't stand next to the sales women. Don't let them. Do you like this girl? This is dirty. Who made this dress?
A
Marco. Marco, though.
B
Oh, work. And he made Jinx's dress too.
A
No, Dallas made that.
B
Oh, per. Marco made two Glenda looks.
A
I saw the other one.
B
Marco's your Glenda girly. I mean. Oh, it was the cat suit. The one you have is a cat.
A
Yeah, I remember. It's busted up.
B
Yeah. You want to wear a cat suit to that thing when. When. Jesus.
A
Something new.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
Jinx is showing up in a gown trying to jinx. Is one up to enough? I'm sorry. That was inappropriate. I. I feel bad. I immediately feel bad. I do. I do. And I. I'm not proud of myself. Off and I'm sorry. Do you accept my apology? Can we hug?
A
No.
B
Okay. You know, that's fair. Set your boundary. Your boundaries are fair. That was too much. I won't be doing that again.
A
Who's the person. You said that. That sets wonderful boundaries at uss.
B
What?
A
That's. That. That. That's a circle. You're talking about Trixie's boundary. She's.
B
Oh. She was like, come over two hours.
A
I would start doing that.
B
It's honestly great. I'm like. A friend of mine hit me up and was like, can I swing? I'm in the neighbor. Can I swing by?
A
And.
B
And then I was low key, trapped in my home with him, trauma dumping on me for hours. Hours. He was like. He was like, oh, do you have a light? I want to smoke weed. And I said, you can't smoke weed in my house.
A
Why?
B
Do you have a porridge? You can smoke on the porridge. He want to smoke in the house. Like, in the house. And trauma dump on me. And I was like, no, no, no. And also, we're not friends like that. Like, he's like, someone I know through someone.
A
Got it.
C
Got it.
B
And I was like, okay. And then. And then just trauma left on me for, like. And by the way, not heavy trauma. Just like, I'm sad because of this and stuff. Like, her being like, oh, this is so not a.
A
If I house that for you, could I just like, smoking out?
B
No, you smoke on the porch.
A
What if you didn't know it's moving.
B
I actually have nothing to house it. There's no plants. There are no animals. What is it?
A
Let's say you and Jim are gone for a few months. You want somebody to come in your house and turn lights on and, like, people.
B
We have someone that comes in once a week. Week.
A
But you know, when it's there to clean. So why would. So why would loose come and clean
B
back by and just make sure things are. I mean, like, I'll do it for free. Why don't you turn lights on? Because lights can be off. My car. My car is off for four months. Still runs.
A
No, nobody running. It's about just so no one thinks your house is vacant and, like, boarded up.
B
I'm not worried about that. I don't live in a house, so I'm not worried about my home being singled out. That's the thing. That's the comfort of living in a building. When you live in a building, you don't feel like anyone's, like, looking for you and your thing.
A
Okay, then I won't watch your place.
B
Okay. I literally never wanted it. I've lost. I've lost nothing.
A
I'm not gonna do it.
B
So we're all okay? You got me. Let's move on to Aya Mori. Who? Ora Mari.
C
You. You did.
B
You did.
C
It was on your episode with Naomi Smalls. We called her the cringe queen.
B
Bob was nowhere. What's wrong with your memory? You swear that I'm the only one out here you had a beef with?
A
Or.
B
My ear. Let me see if I'm blocked. Can we count? You want to.
A
Queens are blocked by. I'm kind of obsessed.
B
Yeah, you had a beef with or may already. Do you want. Are you blocked? Yeah. What's her Instagram, not you. You're gone. And just. Yeah, Monet, I never get blocked. It was your drama. Yeah, see if you're blocked.
A
She.
C
She's not.
B
I am right there and she's. I'm Oren, baby. You're gone, baby. I don't give a but you said but you over there looking.
A
She was cringy. This. Remember this? Yeah.
B
I mean Cameron, I should say that no one called her cringey.
A
No, Karen did not do the camera. What makes Cameron not cringy is that Cameron was hot. But Cameron could be shy and cory about it. Or it was like.
B
Yeah, you know what it is? Yeah.
A
Ew.
B
Ora Mario is hot. She is hot. Anything wrong with being like? I mean what. How come the girls can go I'm pretty. You talk about proper to you all the time.
A
Yeah, but I'm not like celebrating in camera. I just say it.
C
I don't have the producer's manner. Do it.
B
You do say it on camera. See, that's the thing.
A
Own up to it though, don't you?
B
But you do say it on camera. You're like, can you guys believe how gorgeous I am? Yeah.
A
I don't say that Bob made me do it, but I own up to it.
B
You keep moving the goal post. First it's because she did it, then it's because she. Well, I was trying to remember what made it cringey. And that's the thing.
A
If someone is like doing the thing of like, oh, I don't want to do that. Someone made me do it.
B
You called her cringe. You didn't know that she did that. She said.
A
She admitted or have been saying it on social media.
C
No, she said it afterwards in response to you.
A
No, I don't think that's true.
B
I don't think that's true. That is true. Your memory is. Girl, are you still taking the ginkgo?
A
Yes, don't worry. Do you have any other suggestion?
B
I don't that that was my suggestion. But yeah, you had a beef with
A
Or Mayori tried to off on me two sided. That's her.
B
You started it. But I didn't. I don't. I.
A
Even though she blocked me, I didn't care. She cared enough to go and block me on.
B
Okay. You had a thing with or. Okay, a thing.
A
Yeah, there was no beef.
B
That being said. Or. Or is. I think or Mayor is very beautiful and she's beautiful. There's nothing wrong with celebrating that. Be. Be. Celebrate your beauty.
C
She said. She said. Oh, what did you say? Let's see.
A
What did I say?
C
I'm just trying to.
B
Yours is in video form. Hers is in.
C
Oh, you deleted a post. So she was responding to your post, but I can't see your original.
A
You backtrack. What?
B
What?
A
Delete a post Where?
B
Now you backtrack me?
A
I did not delete a post.
B
She's backpacking. She's backpedaling.
A
Your Honor.
B
She's backpedaling. I'm back. Yeah, I thought we were going to be right now, one episode away. We're not going to get through this.
C
We are.
B
We. This is our. This is going to be our most dramatic one.
C
So you're talking about her kissing her muscles, and she said, when else on the show did I do that? Just for the first episodes. It's the story they were trying to paint for me. I was asked to kiss my arms a lot, and I felt so embarrassed doing it. I did it because they were pushing it. Like, come on, you should know how this works.
A
So you.
B
So. So you did say it first. And it said. She said you're you.
C
You know? No, she didn't say your name, but she. But she did. She did reference this thing that you tweeted it that I can't tell what it is.
B
You tried to make it seem like I was the one having drum with her, and then you tried to make us all believe that she did. You are. You are lying. I don't remember.
A
Also. I don't care enough to remember.
B
I don't care. Right.
A
Colleen, get him.
B
She's hanging on.
A
Leave my cat alone.
B
But, yeah, I think that you are very beautiful, objectively. There's nothing wrong with celebrating that. Kiss your muscles. And kiss your muscles. No one says she's not hot.
A
Hot. I wanted to. I never saw her or.
C
I didn't say.
B
I know you didn't say that. I don't think it's cringy that she. That she celebrates her hot.
A
That's what we do. We do.
B
Why do you celebrate your hotness, though? Why is it okay for you to
A
do it, but not for her? Yeah. Yeah,
B
right? Moving at her Runway, I guess her little.
A
What is this?
B
A little hello, hello dress. The favorite ball look.
A
This is nice, right? This is kind of cool.
B
I really love the one she wore that had, like, this. That was the one where you got a cringe when she had the things down her back and she was doing the. She's in the Runway. Where she was, like, tormented. But it was. It was a tribute to her father.
A
Wait, what?
B
That was the One where she got called cringe because she did the tribute to her father. Who.
A
Who called her cringe.
B
The fans and I think. Think you.
A
Oh, you think not do that?
B
That might have been me.
A
What's you. It was you.
B
I didn't know it was a tribute to her father, but she was talking about the torment of like. But that. That gown was beautiful. The gown was beautiful. That gown was stun. Drilling. I want one of those spine gowns all black with. With. With a. With a very decorated spine, like, with jewels all over the spine. That's kind of. I think it's really cute.
A
Oh, she also played Bretman rock on Snatch Game. Do you like. Do you make any comments about. Has Bretman rock on the Snatch Game?
B
I don't remember her as Brett Monroe.
A
You don't remember?
B
No.
A
I mean, should I bring up a clip so you can watch it right now and give us some live commentary?
B
I mean, if you want to. Was it. Why are you so. Why do you feel so strong about her? Bread and rock.
A
No, I'm just asking you if you
B
want to see if you didn't do anyone else. Just asking you. Do you remember something for this red mirage? Oh, that's fine. You know how to do it. Okay. But. All right. I hope you're doing well. This is a messy episode, Monet. And it's your fault.
A
That wasn't my fault.
B
And it's all your faul. Can you name that? Come on. And it's all your fault. It's you who bought the. It's you who paid the money. So if you don't want to, don't invest your right. But it's you who bought the penthouse on the 67th floor. So good night, cheapskate. Good night. You think I don't know about her? Well, I do, Murray. You don't know about her or the things that you say, your friends every day, embarrassing, fat, annoying all the time on the podcast.
A
Thank you.
B
Well, I'm preparing for my show, by the way. There are a lot of people who say they want to do that show. I'm doing a test run in la. It'll be very small. It won't be the full fantasy I want, but I'm going to build up to a point where we can do these full, Full production numbers.
A
Okay.
B
I think that maybe for the people who are like you will have one really good singer that night, but they can't get any production. They have to wear jeans and a T shirt. So we can have like, Deborah Cox come. But she has to wear like, Crocs. That's fun. Deborah Cox can come, but she has to wear Crocs jeans and a T shirt. Let's go on to one of the flippiana queen. Her.
A
I'm sorry?
B
Her and. And Maya. Did they do a show together that make that. Oh, they did. They did Tick tock together. I would love to see her and Maya together.
A
Let me tell you something. In my humble opinion, one of the best talent shows you've ever seen. On the show.
B
That hair jump rope was really iconic.
C
It.
A
The whole number was so exhilarating from beginning to end. So good.
B
She was great. She was really, really good. She's 5 foot 3.
A
Gag. She's taller than Lady Gaga, but she's
B
taller than Cynthia Rivo. Jacob, can you google Cynthia Revo?
A
And I'm gonna guess, if I had to guess, I'm gonna say Cynthia R. Was five two.
B
I think she might be five one and a half, five' one.
C
She.
B
She's. She's pretty tiny, I think.
A
Five two.
B
Yeah. Jack, how tall is she?
C
She's five one.
B
Five one. I hate that. I ran into Jax in San Francisco on that night when I went to go see little mama. What's her name? Dawn. And Jax is a good time girl. She's really fun.
A
I. She seems like. Like there's some girls you see through the screen and. Yeah, you don't know until you, like, work with them, but she seems like, like a good time gal.
B
She's born in Puerto Rico.
A
Same.
B
You're not born in Puerto Rico.
A
One day I. I flew there through there when I was a kid.
B
There's a. I mean, that's not the same. Being born flying somewhere once does not mean you're born there.
A
27.
B
Have you ever met Jax?
A
No, I haven't met her. She's one of the girls that's a New York queen. Way after my time.
B
She's like, yeah, she's in. You know, because the Jersey girls are basically New York.
A
She's Connecticut.
B
Oh, ate me up with that one. Hey, no, Lutz is a Jersey girl.
A
Yeah,
B
we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. Well, we get there, actually. I don't know. Let's go on to spice.
A
Spice. Okay.
B
She seems to be the favorite twin.
A
Yeah. I loved her aesthetic. Like, I love the way that she looked. And I don't even lean to dark and mysterious like you like. I think you like things that are dark and mysterious.
B
Yeah, I don't dress like that, but I like it visually.
A
Yeah, it's not really wearing it. I just think the way that she did it was so well done, and it always looks super polished and really good.
B
I mean, Sugar and Spice are very polished. Their look is just. And honestly, it's pretty unique.
A
I think so.
B
Well, they look like living brat stalls. Yeah, I think they look more like Bratz dolls. And Trixie looks like a Barbie doll
A
for no damn Barbie doll.
B
But she. That's her thing.
A
I know, but I.
B
But they actually look like Bratz dolls.
A
They look like they. I mean, do you like Barbie or Bratz?
B
I don't think I. I would rather like a Ninja Turtle.
A
Okay. Well, if you were. If you're. And. And your mom brought you a Barbie as a kid, we didn't have brats.
B
I don't think.
A
I think it was after years.
B
Okay. You don't have to say too old. You didn't have to say too old. Purpose. Is there a favor between Te and Tamara?
A
No, not for me.
B
Is there a favor between. I mean. I mean, I don't have a favor between Sugar and Spice, but you tried
A
to make us all.
B
J. Spice is favored, which is true. Spice, she went further. The fans connected with her more, and she has more followers. Spice is favorite. That's not me. I'm just reporting the stats at this point. Was there a favorite between Zack and Cody?
A
No, not to me.
B
Can you name any other twins? Sugar and Spice look almost like a name.
A
I know some more. I have to know some more. I just can't think of them at the top of my head.
C
There are more.
A
Who?
B
There are more.
C
The Zakar twins.
B
Oh, the Zakar twins.
A
No. Favorite twins.
B
I don't know their names.
A
Elliot and.
B
No.
A
No.
B
Is that really their name? I think. Did you tour them, though? Yeah. You tour with them? You don't know the names? You tour with them?
A
No.
C
I'm like, 90. Sure. Their names are Michael and Zach. One of them is definitely Zack Sakar.
B
Well, you know, that's a great name, Sax. A great name.
A
Anyway, it's gonna be messy. I'm not gonna be messy anymore.
B
I somehow doubt that. I think I can squeeze it out of you.
C
Oh, that's right. Yeah. Their names are Michael and Zach or.
A
They were very nice to work with
B
on tour, just not remember. Horrible.
A
They had, like, a book they were pitching or selling because they were, like.
B
What were they doing? Were they, like, the pits crew or something?
A
They were. I don't know what they did on this horse, to be honest. I can't remember. It was so long ago. That was like.
B
Were they on stage?
A
I don't remember. That was like four or five years ago.
B
In underwear?
A
Yes.
C
Like Christmas underwear. They were like short Christmas shorts.
A
Yeah, but they weren't in, like. They weren't dancing or anything. In numbers.
C
They're like the pit crew.
B
Let's go into Malaysia. Baby $leysha.
A
Baby doll.
B
Baby doll. Baby doll. Fox who? I had like a. I had a beef with her. It wasn't a real beef, though.
A
Yeah.
B
With this season, it's riddle.
A
With our beef.
B
This wasn't a real. This one really wasn't a real beef.
A
Okay, what was? Oh, the rap battle.
B
Yeah.
C
Kate and Ashley.
A
Mary Kate and Ashley. I did like Mary Kate more growing up.
B
Drag.
C
Ashley.
A
I also. I used to watch all their movies. Did you watch their movies as a kid? No. Passport to Paris. Right?
B
I like the old. I like their older sister. Younger sister. Is she the younger sister?
A
Older sister. Elizabeth Olsen. I think she's the younger sister.
B
Wanda.
A
Wanda Elizabeth Olsen.
B
She's younger.
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, work.
A
Yeah. They have another sister.
B
Damn.
A
I know.
B
Imagine having famous twins, a very famous sister, and then being the other one.
A
I mean. But you're set up, though. Here's the thing, though.
B
Guarantee.
A
I want to say, if you have. Your sisters are kajillionaires. You don't think that. That they're taking care of the younger one that's not famous?
B
What if they're not?
A
I just find that so hard. If I had l. Youngest siblings and I was super wealthy, like these people, I would take. I would like. Like, would knock my sister off. Some call.
B
You do have a younger sibling who You. You do have a younger sibling.
A
Yeah, but there's a whole thing with that girl. She is in prison.
B
No, the. The younger one, the baby.
A
Oh, that's a. I mean, that's the whole thing.
B
You had a lot of reasons. Like if I had a younger sibling.
A
No, but there's a lot of trauma and things going on there. Why? In the ways that are preventing that from happening.
B
There might be some trauma with this. With Ellison's too. I mean, I have a younger sibling. I take a. Take care of him recently. I just met him recently.
A
Right. Same. I met my. Two months ago.
B
The. You can't buy him some shoes. Malaysia. I really enjoyed her on her season. I thought she was great. I was on her side versus Mistress and I gonna lie, I was on her team every time she. She was getting bullied.
A
I don't think she's getting bullied.
B
Mistress is a bully. Well, I'm A bully too. And I ate that fully. No, Mistress did bully her.
A
I don't, I, I, I disagree. Agree. I remember the big argument they had, and I remember not. I did not agree with Malaysia didn't
B
feel like playing and Mistress wouldn't stop playing.
A
But you were losing. Like, like Mistress had said, we're losing a lot of content and nuance to how their dynamic was in the workroom. Like, this wasn't like something that came out the blue. This isn't the day engaging in how they prayed together all the time.
B
I can only talk about what I saw on TV when I switch up on you.
A
That shit is annoying as fuck.
B
I cannot have a conversation about things that happen off camera. I do not know. You're just taking this girl's word for it. All I can say is what I saw. Saw, and from what I had seen, I was on Malaysia side.
A
And you. So you're saying that you can believe everything you see?
B
That, that, that, that the camera. I said, from what I saw, I'm on Malaysia side. I did not say I believe everything I see. I said, I did not say Malaysia Mistress is lying. I didn't say Malaysia's line. I said, from what I saw. From what I saw, I'm on Malaysia side.
A
Well, I have to lose all the kings.
B
But you don't know that what you're getting from Mistress is, Is the full story. And we know. But we know.
A
We know what we're getting for the camera is not the full story.
B
So, so, so, so you. So you trust that what she's giving you the full story. Story, Even though we haven't heard Malaysia side.
A
Well, other queens from the show corroborated it.
B
Corroborated what? Because. Because Lucy Laduca didn't corroborate that. Agreed that she was. But then. So, so now what? Then these girls in this. This girl's saying that you're choosing sides.
A
You.
B
As are you. And I'm just from what I'm seeing. Not from what I'm. Not from what I'm. What's it from what I Were you. Oh, no, you weren't there. The. Spit it out. What time? I said
A
the illusion.
B
I have to pee. Hold on.
A
The illusion of a woman. Anyway, like I was saying, I think that ball's full of. I think that, I think that, that Malaysia was switching. She was switch side and they were on the show for a little while. She was getting a little irritated, which we all do on Drag Race. It's a pressure cooker. You get annoyed and I Think that she just overreacted a little bit. But let me see.
B
I wonder if I'm blocked.
A
Am I blocked? We should really do a tally of who is blocked more by more queens.
B
None of them. Oh, is this her making out with somebody?
A
Oh, no, that's Fantasia Barbie Royale.
B
Fantasia.
A
Bobby Royale's breasts are immaculately insane.
B
The soap in your bathroom is projectile. Do you see the way that I hold the mic? It's very demure. It's very mindful. I don't do too much when I'm holding the microphone. It's very cutesy, very demut. See? Very demure.
A
And how. Without doing it.
B
Some girls. Some girls just do. They're doing too much when they hold them. Some girls like me are very cutesy. We're very demure. We're very mindful. We don't want to do too much. We want to make sure that we're conveying a. An idea of demureness, because that's how
A
people would describe you. Demure.
B
Demure. Anyway, let's move on to. Oh, also, I got a beef with Ty. Just give me my money.
A
What's wrong with that?
B
We're supposed to get you.
A
Oh, is that what we were supposed to do?
B
We were like, just give me my money. We're supposed to do that to you in San Diego.
A
Oh, no.
B
But then I don't know what we. Then we're waiting for the fucking ring light. I don't know. Sorry. That's. That's. You have no context. Our meeting group was 41 minutes late for a ring light. I was like
A
a quarter girl. They put a quarter of the stick and put a little.
B
Let's go into Marcia. Marcia. Marcia.
A
I like Marcia. Great promo.
B
Look, I've never met Marsha. You met her before.
A
I never met her.
B
I. I did meet her. Is 6ft tall because she looks short.
A
Yeah. Okay, first of all.
B
Oh, Marshy's day. Oh, Marshall got jumped over. Right?
A
Jumps over.
B
Is it Marshall that Anitra jumped over?
A
Yes, that is her.
B
That was a fierce lip sync. Do you remember the song?
A
No.
B
I'm a. I'm a boss. I'm a. I'm a boss. I'm the after.
A
You've been the B4.
B
I've been the stallion.
A
You've been the seahorse.
B
Don't need to report. Don't. All of my bad picks.
A
I wear the hat, you wear the tailor.
B
I. I can't even do it because you took a. I can't even. I said, bitch. I'm the athlete. You've been to before. I've been the stallion. You've been to Seahorse. Don't need to report. Don't need to press run. All of my bad picks been all my best ones. I wear the hat and I wear the pants. Anyway, she. She seems quite athletic. Did she do a flip?
A
She was a. She's a. She's. She's a ballet dancer.
B
Did she do a backflip on the show?
A
I did a backflip, but her. But her number. Her talent was. Was like. Was very.
C
She also did a back bend during the.
B
That's when she. Like when the flip happened.
C
Yeah.
B
Do you think. Do you feel like her makeup's too small?
A
Do you agree with the judges on the show? I did think that her makeup was too small. Like you. Like, on stage, on tv, like you.
C
She.
A
She lost so much definition because she didn't. She didn't paint it very, very heavy. I think she changed that lotion as a show.
B
She's definitely turned up the turn of
A
the volume, but also, I think was smart. After the show, she. When she was selling just, like, Chapstick and Tiniest Skinniest, I just thought it was very funny.
B
But, yeah, she really turned up her. Yeah, she's kind of giving very much. Kind of a Blair Sinclair Season 10 vibe, for sure. But then now I. I don't know what her drag is like. I don't. I don't. I haven't seen her in a minute, honestly. I used to follow every girl, but I don't think I follow the girls much anymore, to be honest. I'm not. I'm not blocking them.
A
Marcia3XY.
B
I did not follow her.
A
Oh, wow.
B
Oh, wow. Yeah. She's doing drag. Oh, wait, she's playing the MC and.
C
And the understudy for the MC on Cowboy and.
B
No.
C
And she goes on regularly. She has, like, schedule days where she goes.
B
No.
A
Y' all heard Bob says she's the mc. She's the understudy in the mc.
C
That's. Yeah, On Broadway. She's Eddie Ray. Eddie Redmayne's understudy.
B
Oh, good.
A
That's the one that played the woman. Yeah.
B
Yeah. She's a. She's a. She's a real theater girl.
C
She.
B
She did. I think she did the. The. The tour of Kinky Booze. Yeah, she is a. And so she must be able to. She must be a great singer.
C
Look at her.
A
Look at her ar.
B
Oh, she went to the event, too.
A
No, this is something else.
B
Oh, so she must be a great singer. I imagine yeah. Can you sing any of Cabaret? Happy to see you. Yeah, I, I actually did a. I once. Here's a picture of me with Joe Gray. Tiny. Tiny.
A
Where would I know Joe Gray from? What is he?
B
Gray was the, the original mc.
A
Well, I'm something else. I haven't seen Cabaret.
B
That's kind of his thing. Wicked. Yeah. Yeah, He's. He's the whiz. The whiz.
A
He's the wizard of Oz coming out.
B
No, he's the wizard of Oz.
C
He was the.
B
No, that's his two biggest credits.
A
Got it.
B
The mc. You never seen Cabaret in the movie?
A
Nope.
B
Oh, well, he's. He's the original Cabaret, but.
C
But you know Liza Minnelli from Just
A
Life, Just Being Behaved.
C
That's fair.
B
That's fair. Lots of you just see her everywhere. You just, you got, you got to keep seeing her face. I want to show you this picture of me and what's his name again?
A
Joe Gray.
B
I need to get below. I literally just said his name. I literally. I give you his name and his resume. Now I can't remember his name. This is crazy. Look how tiny this man is.
A
Yes.
B
He's raising his hand in the air, and it's still below my head.
C
This man is the same height as me. Really?
B
Is he really? He's 5, 6, but he's raising his hand in the air and it is still below me.
A
It looks familiar. You look so. You look so good. Yes. Do you still have that gown?
B
Yeah, I just. I just put this gown on the other day.
A
And what? And what?
B
What do you mean and what? You're asking me if it fit?
C
Yes.
B
Yes, it fit.
A
Okay.
B
Work. And what I said, I put it on. On all the way on. What the hell was that? That was crazy. Okay, I'll send it to you. I just. I feel like I'm spending all the time now.
A
It's okay. I'll talk while you do that. Marcia, Marcia. Marcia. I thought that she was talented. In the season, she kind of landed where I thought she would on the show. Fair. Yeah. I, I, I, she, she thought she what? She would again. One of those queens, though. I'm like, New York again. So many, so many girls after we've. We've gone, like, I just. They say New York queen. I'm like, are you.
B
But, like, I just love that Marcia Marsha isn't one of those girls who, like, I do feel like she has a real reverence for drag. And, like, she, she didn't. It's like I said, drag is not A means to it. And drag is not a launching off. If anything, it will pigeonhole you.
A
Yeah.
B
That's why the girls try to break off from. And like, why are you doing drag? Do you love it?
A
No.
B
Or are you trying to get famous?
A
I think that's what it is.
B
And you and I. I remember trying to. I mean, I can just speak for you and me. I know that you and I, when we were in the streets of New York City, not making a lot of money, just out of the club, just loving drag. Going to. Finishing your drag show, going to another drag show and then going to a third drag show at the Monster or the Ritz at 3 o' clock in the morning just because we just. And then hanging out with all the drag queens until the sun came up. We just love nightlife.
C
Yeah.
B
Like genuinely have a real love for night. And I still have a love for night life.
A
Same. I don't have to go out as much anymore.
C
Do you want to name some queens you think are just doing it for the theme?
A
Yeah.
B
No, I do not. I do not. But I mean, I will say older. You have less of a desire to go out.
A
I do, yeah. I think that's not a drag thing. It's just age.
B
Yeah. There's more. I'm just like. Like I have been out and I'm like. I remember being out when I was like, how was I doing this?
A
I know.
C
Crazy.
A
I know like girl something.
B
I go out in heels the whole night.
A
The whole time.
B
Leave the house in heels, come back to the house in heels. That's crazy.
A
Yeah.
B
And don't. If you're a young queen, don't. You will up your feet. My feet are fucked up same.
A
I've destroyed my feet.
B
Do you think that is a plantary fascinate because of that or is it like hereditary?
A
I don't know. Because no one else in my family has it. I think it's just.
B
I think it might be because of that. Yeah.
A
Let's go on to the next queen. Selena S Titty. What is your boyfriend card her boy name? Jason.
B
I'd be like, if you don't stop
A
calling this bitch and you won't stop. It's so annoying. I love Selena Estitties.
B
I love this drink.
A
I love Selena. Selena was. Selena used to come to New York City all the time and come and sit at me and pixie at the help all the time and watch us.
B
Yeah, I like Selena. Selena's really fun. I think she.
A
She really is really.
B
I gave her a ride home when we left your game night, we never planned our fun game night. Oh, yeah?
A
Well, now you're back because you.
B
Here's the thing, Bobby.
A
Coming back home like, okay, money, I'm in. And then you be gone the next day. There's no time to plan because you're always gone.
B
There's time.
A
There's time. Don't say there's always time.
B
There's always time for a cocktail. What if I start relapsing right now?
A
I wouldn't let you do it.
B
Why?
A
Well, if you.
C
You.
A
You couldn't relapse here. You can go relax somewhere else.
B
If I was in the middle of a relapse.
A
You're not letting you do it here. You're not drinking here.
B
But what if I came to your door and I was already drunk and
A
I'm like, I would probably ask Andy what to do. But I will also take your advice, which is, Monet, if someone's a relapse, you cannot stop them.
B
Potato pooped.
A
No, he did not.
B
He did poop by Jacob Sheer. It's right behind Jacob Shear. Where? Jacob Converse. Jacob, do you see it? Yeah, it's right behind the shoe. Here. Go look behind the shoe.
A
He didn't do it. He. With me trying to get me pissed off.
B
You better cook that dog.
A
I was.
B
We about to bake a potato. We about to bake a potato. Selena is really fun. I like her a lot. I. I just. I really just think Selena's just great.
A
Yeah, well, do. Do you know what she reminds me? She. She. She reminds me of like, old school, like New York. She should have been New York queen.
B
Like, somehow she ended up being an LA queen, but she should have been a New York queen for sure. With a theater fact stuff and the. The campiness and the way she does her shows.
A
Yes, she should have been a New Yorker.
B
I feel like once you become a Rue girl, a Rue girl,
A
you about to. You're really trying to. They're going to get you. But then I'm gonna say, I'm.
B
I'm the most person again with a stamp from ruin. I'd have been around the world. Who the are you?
C
Have you seen the Chapel roan drum?
A
No.
C
So Chapel Rowan put out a call being like, am I for. I'm looking for drag acts to like, open up for my UK tour. And like, there's like a whole debate in the drag scene of the UK whether or not it's appropriate for girls who've been on the drag race shows to apply for the Chapel Road because
B
It is a huge gig. And being on Drag Race does not necessarily mean that you are now some very wealthy famous queen. That'd be like saying, I shouldn't have gone on tour with Madonna because I was on Drag Race. It should have gone to a local girl.
A
Yeah, yeah. That's crazy.
B
And also it's not a local gig, it's traveling throughout Europe.
A
Yeah.
C
I think she's looking for different drag queens at different stops.
A
Yeah. So like a UK girls for the uk.
B
I think that it should. I don't. That's man who. Whoever is best for the job.
A
Yeah.
B
And Chapar had lots of queens in the States who weren't. She has some who weren't rude girls too.
A
Yeah.
B
So. And Kesha did as well.
A
Kesha.
B
Kesha.
A
I know Kesha.
B
A lot of local girls. A lot of local girls.
A
Really did.
B
She even posted all. She even posted them. Social media too work. Let's, let's. Let's let loose.
A
Lucy Lynn Luca. I really enjoy Lucy Luca.
B
Let Loose. I said let loose.
A
I wonder how many listeners Lucy has because of that song. Let me see.
B
Do you think Let Loose is. Is. I think it's probably the most listened to song from the season.
A
Yeah, for sure. But you know who's probably the most listened to? Drag Race girl Mirage.
B
I don't think she is.
A
I think she had the most stream streams for sure.
B
No. You think so?
A
That song had like over like 4 million streams.
B
I think Alaska. I know Alaska.
C
Now she has 100k monthly listeners. I think Alaska Mirage has 100.
B
I think Alaska is the most streamed.
A
How many does Alaska have monthly listeners?
B
But it's about streams, it's not about how many they're always listening to. Like for example, Alaska's most streamed song has 10 million streams.
A
And how many does Mirage have?
C
600K, she said to has 600K streams.
A
No, that's not true because at one point she posted and it was 3 million.
B
Maybe on cross platform, but just on Spotify. Like literally so many than Spotify. 10 million streams for your makeup is terrible. 5 million for high. 8 million for the tea. 5 million for come to Brazil. Like Alaska is streamed down.
A
How many Does Alaska have?
B
80, basically. She hasn't released an album in Royal. What? No, she didn't release an album. When was her last album? Oh, 2022. Oh, no, 2024. She release album called Sweatpants. Oh, a song, A single. She released a single call Sweatpants. She's sending a. An album called Red for Filth back in Trixie Mattel's.
C
Cover of video games has 11 million.
A
Oh.
B
So Trixie the most. I assume it'd be Trixie.
C
This is just Spotify though. I'm just looking at Spotify data.
B
Yeah. Lucy Laduca.
A
How much time do we have?
B
She's a Connecticut girl and we can get through the girls. We only have four girls left. Okay. You got something to do?
A
No. Yes, I do.
B
You need us to leave?
A
Yes.
B
All right. Well, thank you everyone for coming up.
A
Bye. Wrap it up. Flat screen. Hang it up. Okay.
B
Exactly.
A
Yeah. I like Lizard Duca. I think that she had some questionable runways here and there.
B
But overall I really being particularly crazy.
A
That swamp monster thing was crazy.
C
Yeah.
B
Her body was her shape. She passed really well. And you know what it is? I realized that I don't think I'm gonna take from her.
A
What?
B
Her titties are big. She has big titties. I don't have big titties.
A
Take that from her. What do you mean?
B
I, I have really great pads, but my, I don't really have big titties. And I think that it gives you the full hourglass as opposed to the pair?
C
I don't think.
A
I don't under particularly big breasts, but I think I still have a very shapely figure.
B
It's not about you versus her, but
A
we talking about big.
B
You don't have an hourglass.
A
You. I have an hourglass.
B
Glass. You don't have an hourglass.
A
The lie detector test determined that was a lie. Baby.
B
This a, this a, this, this ain't an hourglass. I mean, I don't see it as an hourglass. Then what it was Lucy. Lucy Luca has an hourglass. Jimbo has an hourglass. Violet Ch. As a tiny. She doesn't have an hourglass.
A
I'm going to post pictures of. I, I, I don't think just because you're not giving exactly this amount hour.
B
That's what an hourglass is. Boom. Cuz what about hourglass is? That is big up top, small. And it's exactly the same big at the bottom. That's what hourglass is.
A
That's me.
B
Okay, well take your hourglass. I mean, I don't, in my opinion, it's not. You don't have an hourglass like Lucy.
A
Lucy. That's a different comment.
B
What's her name? I don't think you have an hourglass. That's just me. Nina Bonina Brown has an hourglass. Trixie Loki has an hourglass.
A
Did you see Trixie doing her house tour?
B
Yeah. Work. Do, do you, you want to Comment on it. Do you have an opinion on her house tours? Oh, I mean, I wouldn't, I would never do a house tour. And I, I, I can bet you a dollar the fans know where she lives. I bet you a dollar they know where she lives.
A
No.
B
Okay. I'm not telling, but they do. They. These people can figure this stuff out. That's why you shouldn't be doing that stuff.
A
I think anyone knows.
B
She also told everyone who lived there before her in the house where she was like. And this is who lived here before me. You can just Google that. That is easy to find information.
A
Maybe that's why though. Cuz I don't know why she said that, but that was. That was.
B
And then she does like view. It's. It's not smart. I don't think it's smart. I would, I wouldn't have done it, but it's not me. So she did what she did.
A
Let's. Yeah. I, I like Lucy. Have. Have you met Lucy?
B
No, never met Lucy.
A
I met her. She did my show. The, the, the, the Glam Slam show. And we chatted and she was so sweet. I gave her. She asked me for my dress because she. Because I love that coat that she wanted to makeover and the mission never sent it. Shady, right?
B
Lucy, she doesn't owe you a dress.
A
She did. She literally said. Said it.
C
Give me your address.
A
I'm going to send you the coat.
B
And what if you change your mind now? What? What now?
A
Lucy Luca, you're a shady. And I will remember this.
B
My computer is acting up. I can't go to the next person. So am I still recording? Who's next? I. I literally can't go to the next person. I need you to tell me.
C
Yeah, it's going to be. I feel like it's going to be Mistress for bucks.
B
You don't have a. Don't you have mon. Don't you.
C
I already pull it up. You said.
B
I know, but. Yeah, that's right. Jacob drag this has it right in front of her.
A
Drag this black.
B
Y' all are both just watching me struggle both with answer in front of you.
A
Oh, you know what? One of my favorite queens of this season. Sorry.
C
I was also trying to pay to
B
make sure the recording was going to.
C
And it looks fine.
A
One of. Wait, what are you doing? Wait, close some of these tabs. That's why
B
say the name y', all. Once Everyone leaves me hanging, y', all.
A
Because wait, I'm so nervous that it's not recording.
B
His mistress, Mistress Isabelle Brooks. So it is recording.
C
It's just ch. It looks a little. Sometimes it's choppy for me and sometimes it's hard to tell the other side if the choppy happiness is just in the thing or is actually going to be in the footage.
B
My computer is losing his mind right now.
C
We should just end this episode now and start next season. Next episode of Mistress.
B
We're so close.
A
Yeah, but we don't. We want to. We want to. And we already have 19 files going on because we come on. Exit, exit. And. And she's on. Breaking down. Wow.
B
Being attacked for my. My own personal choices.
A
I don't know how every computer you get is literally a dump. Sapphire. Why is every computer you get?
B
My last computer was not a dumpster fire. I dropped liquid on it. But it was working for a very long time. Actually, I didn't even have it. I had it for like barely a year and it worked perfectly fine. And then I was anticipating getting my computer fixed, so I bought the cheapest computer there. So I was like, I was going to get my. Because I have a very nice computer. It don't work, but it's nice. And I was like, oh, I'll just buy. I'm not going to buy another super duper mega computer. I'll just buy a cheap computer. And girl, it's a cheap computer.
A
The amount of computers you've had since knowing you is insane.
B
You know you had.
A
I've only had one computer since you've known me.
B
Yeah, two.
A
You're right. Two. Yeah, two compared to the seven you've had and the four. And the four iPads.
B
Why do more on my. Than you do.
A
You do. I used to edit all my YouTube videos on my laptop. You talking about.
B
And our podcast.
A
Shake up edited those.
B
And our podcast. I edit my YouTube videos too. And our podcast. Yeah, let's do missions real quick.
A
Is it working? You keep. Open it.
B
Give it a second. Just let her do her. Let her. Let her cook. Let her cook. Mistress Isabelle looks fine on my end.
A
Okay.
C
And if you're watching this and it's choppy or spliced or something.
B
It's fine. It's fine. Guys. Ms. Isabelle Brooks, one of my favorite queens. 26 years old.
A
That's wild.
B
She has such a mature pain.
A
She's very mature, but she looks really young.
B
Out of Dragon Pride of drag face. Looks really young.
A
Yeah, the drag. I think Mistress is fucking hilarious. I love her run on the show. I would have enjoyed a Mistress Isabel Brooks winning. Not to take anything away from Sasha Colby. But I just really enjoy Mistress. I think Post Dragger, she's done such a great job of crafting her brand and the narrative of who she is and telling us who that is and explaining it to us and shoving it down our throats. And her YouTube is fucking popping. I, I Stan. Mistress.
B
One of my favorite moments from Mistress was on the Pit Stop with Bianca Del Rio when she said, my grandma made me this outfit or my grandma gave me this outfit. And then Bianca goes, well, everyone's always. Whenever I said, you don't like someone always connected to a dead grandma. And then Mitchell goes, I didn't say my grandma was dead. I just said she gave me this. That's crazy. She goes, she might as well be dead because she's not proud of you. She's like, she's not. That was such a great mom moment. She really held her own against Bianca. Bianca, which is really impressive. Very rare.
A
Yeah, I love Mistress.
B
All the girls want to be Bianca on Twitter so bad.
A
They want to beat Bianca. Like, you mean, like, they want, like,
B
going, like shady comments to everyone. Okay, But we have a Bianca, right? We have a. I mean, maybe that is them.
A
What, to try to be somebody else Else?
B
No, to, like, be shady. Like, I want to be shady too.
A
One queen try to come for me. And I had a whole thing. Oh, Tsunami tried to come for me. We had a whole thing back and forth.
B
Tsunami?
A
Yeah.
B
About what?
A
I said something and she commented, like, it's a bit.
B
Or like y' all like really having it.
A
No, it was a bit. But like, I.
B
But I got her like a Bianca coming for you? Yeah.
A
Yeah, but, yeah, I just had the plain Jane. I saw that she was quickly. Because she said, someone said, they look so good here. Picture of you and I. And she said, I don't know Bobby's name. That was funny.
B
And then I said, I would like
C
to purchase this gown from you. What's your price?
A
This was to. No, it wasn't Tsunami. It was to Orion. No. Q. Q.
C
And then Tsunami said, it's not a four way stretch.
B
Jesus Christ.
C
Here's the real stretch, though.
B
You thinking you were gonna. You're gonna win this season.
C
And I guess it was before she got eliminated.
A
Yeah.
B
Do you want. Do you want to apologize?
A
No.
B
Do you think you. Do you think she gathered you? Think you gathered her?
A
I gathered her. Determined by the likes.
B
Do you think Plane Jane gather me? Do you think I gathered her?
A
I don't know what you said in the comments. I didn't see your comment, you loser.
B
And that's not a reason read, you did lose, which really tickles me. And then I post a picture of being eliminated. I said, hashtag never forget. And then she goes, and we did riot on that day. And then I said, January 6th. Riot. January 6th.
A
All right.
B
Apparently my. My, my. My two co workers do not want to finish the episode, so I guess we'll. Because.
A
No, we want to finish it. Your computer does not.
B
The, the, the, the.
C
The.
B
The listeners and the viewers love when we're together. Together.
A
I know they do. I saw that comment.
B
Yeah, we haven't been together so long.
A
I know. It's been very nice.
B
Well, let's. Let's do a few more episodes together. You. You want to eat?
A
No. Well, I have food here. You order food here and I get food out. But I. I'm going to eat soup.
B
What.
A
What. What is money?
B
What is funny? How is I have the right.
C
I.
A
Soup calls me. I just literally said I'm gonna drink soup and y' all make it a whole thing. I can't. Goodbye. Marketing is hard, but I'll tell you a little secret. It doesn't have to be. Let me point something out. You're listening to a podcast right now, and it's great. You love the host. You seek it out and download it. You listen to it while driving, working out, cooking, even going to the bathroom. Podcasts are a pretty close companion. And this is a podcast ad. Did I get your attention? You can reach great listeners like yourself with podcast advertising from Libsyn Ads. Choose from hundreds of top podcasts offering host endorsements or run a pre produced ad like this one across thousands of shows. To reach your target audience in their favorite podcasts with LibSync, go to LibSynads.com that's L I B S Y N ads.com today.
Date: August 14, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
This sixteenth installment of the “Every Ru Girl” series sees Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change continue their hilariously candid breakdown of RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants, focusing mostly on Season 15 queens. The duo dissect queens’ runs, iconic moments, controversies, and post-show trajectories, all filtered through their classic chemistry, playful shade, and deep experience as Drag Race alumni.
Debate on terminology: The hosts dissect which queens technically count as “Ru Girls,” delving into how non-US Drag Race franchises (e.g., Canada, France) no longer feature RuPaul in the titles and questioning the legitimacy of their “Ru Girl” status.
All Stars winners’ status: They banter about whether All Stars winners “reign” like main season winners, referencing Alaska’s assertion about Hall of Fame membership versus reigning (08:02–08:44)
| Timestamp | Quote / Moment | Speaker | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------|--------------------| | 05:35 | “Now it's called Drag Race Down Under. But the rest of them are not RuPaul’s Drag Race. They're Drag Race. They're Drag Race girls.” | Bob | | 09:03 | “You were an Irene Stan.” | Bob to Monét | | 14:04 | “Why do these girls keep blocking me? ...You've been blocked!” | Bob | | 17:30 | “Of the two twins, she seems to be the least popular...the fans with Spice.” | Bob | | 22:55 | “Robin has a beautiful singing voice.” | Bob | | 30:15 | “There's nothing wrong with celebrating that. Be. Be. Celebrate your beauty.” | Bob | | 34:58 | “In my humble opinion, one of the best talent shows you’ve ever seen.” | Monét (about Jax) | | 41:42 | “From what I saw, I'm on Malaysia's side.” | Bob | | 53:17 | “She reminds me of old school…she should have been a New York queen.” | Monét (about Selina Estitties) | | 58:15 | “You don’t have an hourglass like Lucy…” | Bob (to Monét) | | 62:44 | “I would have enjoyed a Mistress Isabelle Brooks winning... I just really enjoy Mistress.” | Monét |
It's another classic Sibling Rivalry episode, brimming with inside jokes, spicy opinions, and insightful reflections that only Bob and Monét can offer. For both Drag Race superfans and casual listeners, this installment delivers laughs and the kind of industry tea you can only get from queens who’ve walked the walk.
This summary skips podcast ads, promotional intros, and non-content banter to keep the focus on the rich and hilarious content Sibling Rivalry is known for.