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Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is sibling rivalry.
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On today's episode, we find out how many pairs of underwear Bob owns and
Bob the Drag Queen
we continue our series Every Ru Girl.
Monet X Change
And we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm not laughing because I don't believe in that, but it is really, it is iconic. It is YouTube doing its thing. And we found out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
Bob, you and Raven do not have actual beef. Stop. You do not have actual beef. Shut the fuck up. Also, I have a question, Bob, do you wear. What kind of underwear do you wear?
Bob the Drag Queen
Mostly briefs, mostly. But I also wear. But when I'm out of. When I'm out of. When I'm like running low, I end up wearing boxer briefs.
Monet X Change
Boxer briefs are the tight ones.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but the, but kind of long, right? Like, like, like upper thigh.
Monet X Change
Like how many, how many pairs of underwear do you. Would you say you have also? Why do they call them pairs of underwear? They come. They come solo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's like a pair of pants. Like a pair. Like a pair. Like each leg. Each leg is a pant and they're a pair of pants.
Monet X Change
So. But each one is not an underwear.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do they say a pair of underwear? I don't know if they say a pair of underwear.
Monet X Change
Yes, they do. I have a pair of underwear.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm wearing underwear.
Monet X Change
They say, how many pairs of underwear do you have?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think, well, maybe a pair is like a bra and some panties. Because I would say. I say I'm wearing underwear, but I would say I'm wearing a pair of pants. I'm wearing a pair of. I don't think I say a pair of underwear.
Jacob
I think that phrase also comes from, like, old times when underwear was longer and, like, would actually go down. Like. Like. Like a pair of pants. Underwear. Yeah, like that. Like, that's like a pair of underwear. And I think we just have used that language, even though it's gotten shorter.
Monet X Change
How. Okay, how many underwear would you say you have?
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably 100.
Monet X Change
100? Probably, like, in your home right now, there were a hundred underwear.
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably a.
Jacob
He also sometimes will travel and forget to bring underwear, and then we'll buy more on the road. Or, like, we. We have a lot of underwear.
Monet X Change
That is. And that is an insane amount of underwear that is not anywhere close to the average or normal amount of underwear.
Jacob
1.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never claimed to be average or normal, but you asked me. You asked my mountain. That is my mount, probably.
Monet X Change
Is this between you and Jacob or just you?
Bob the Drag Queen
These are my underwear I probably own. And I probably own maybe, like 2 to 300 pair of socks.
Monet X Change
So you have an entire dresser.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have multiple drawers full of underwear. I have suitcases full of underwear. I have two drawers in my home full of underwear. I have a lot of underwear in my home.
Monet X Change
That is such a weird fucking fact. I feel like one day I'm gonna do a thing and they're gonna ask me weird facts about you, and this is something I'm gonna need to know for that. That is so fucking weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, how many underwear are you on?
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The crazy amount? Maybe like 25, 20.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could legitimately go four months and never wear the tamper of underwear twice.
Monet X Change
I can't do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't do that legit four months and never wear the same pair of underwear twice. And never. And never do laundry without doing laundry.
Monet X Change
Can y' all please comment if this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say it was normal. I know you act like I'm advocating
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for it to be normal, but maybe I'm the weird one. Maybe everyone has. Has a thousand pairs of underwear now. Maybe I'm weird. I want to know. Can y' all comment below? Like, what is the average amount of underwear y' all have? I'm very curious, Mimi. I'm the fucking weirdo. I'm the freak.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right. I consent to that. You're the freak, by the way. We should get started. You know, we have a very large undertaking. We're on episode two. Well, part two of Every Rude Girl. I don't remember who we stopped at.
Monet X Change
We're at season four. We're starting with Alyssa Summers.
Jacob
Yeah. We stopped at the end of season three, a queen.
Monet X Change
Alyssa or Alisa?
Bob the Drag Queen
Alisa.
Monet X Change
Alisa. I have never met this queen. I could not pick. If someone had a gun to my head and said, which one is Alisa Summers without the name on it, I would die.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would've recognized her if she was wearing what she wore on RuPaul's Drag Race, that she had the tulle coming out of her boobs the way she did on the post Apocalaca episode.
Monet X Change
I don't remember what she did in that episode. I really don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
She went home by the hands of Jiggly Caliente, dressed like a baked potato, swinging the foot. She did that split. And I remember her going, like, at one point during the lip sync work.
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Have you ever worked with her?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I haven't. I don't. I don't think I've ever met Alisa Summers. Maybe I have. Also, someone was, like, mentioning someone that you said you never worked with, and they were like Monet fully working with this queen in the last. They were like. They were like. They were like, tagging pictures of you working with this queen that you said you never met. Who?
Monet X Change
Which one? Who was it?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't. I cannot remember. But someone's like, not Monet fully forgetting that she worked with this queen.
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Are y' all surprised?
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember who it was, though.
Monet X Change
I want to say this, too. People like, ugh, Monet, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
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Y' all met the season one queens on the season ten finale. I was like, okay, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe that's what it was.
Monet X Change
It is. I did not. If there was a queen there, we weren't, like, hanging out backstage. We came out, we did the bit on stage, and then that was it. We weren't, like, back. It's like a. It's a TV show. We're not fucking hanging out. So maybe they. We were on the same thing together. We did not. Like, I did not really meet anyone. I didn't meet them, so. And I don't think Akash. I don't think Rebecca Glascot was there. It wasn't all of the. It was not the entire cast of season one. It was only some queens per.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's Move on to Lashawn Beyond. Who designed this gown? Which way am I pointing, Jacob? That way. Who designed this gown for me? For my. My. The first time I did my Pride series, she did my. My. My orange. My orange look. My orange.
Monet X Change
That was the feathered one, right?
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really love that look. It's one of my. I haven't worn it. I have not worn it since today because it's not. It's not incredibly practical, I have to
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say, like, in terms of transporting it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And, like. And, like, walking around in it. Like, it's kind of. It's kind of a to wear. But it's really cute, though. And I think it's probably the most feather thing I own.
Monet X Change
Probably cut to Jacob. You know, Jacob, love to chime in. That's not the truth, Ellen. You're in a Big Bird costume.
Jacob
Yeah, no, I think that is true, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That's just for you, honey. Jacob gave the energy for you.
Monet X Change
Jacob has been gathering you. People are literally saying that Jacob is Monation because the way he be gathering you up on his motherfucking podcast recently.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Monet, whatever information.
Jacob
Do you want me to pull up your wig videos again?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Monet, whatever information that helps you sleep through the night, I'm gonna let you have that. If thinking that Jacob Onation helps you sleep at night, then, please, I don't
Monet X Change
need your little boyfriend. I don't need your little boyfriend on. On t. Monation. I don't need your little boyfriend.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, good. You don't have them. Let's. Let's move. Damn.
Monet X Change
Can I say my story?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, okay, I wasn't done with mine, but go ahead.
Monet X Change
You said, let's move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I said, let me. Let's move back to. I was gonna say, let's move on to our topic. That's what I was gonna say. Oh, But. But she. Her and I, So we. We were. We were supposed to do a photo shoot together, but she did. She wasn't able to make it. But Jacob did do a cute little composite photo of us, and she made herself, like, a matching orange look to go with my orange dress that she made me. It was really cute.
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And for me, I've never met her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have any thoughts about her? Did you. When you saw her on Drag Race or any lasting memories from her?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Any quotes you can remember?
Monet X Change
Lachan beyond has given us one of the. One of the. Like, I feel like they're, like, top five, like, drag race quotes, and this is not RuPaul's best friend race has lived on since episode is one of the most popular drag races. What is the most popular drag race girl line?
Bob the Drag Queen
Obviously. First. First. No, I think that was probably beyond. That's probably beyond whatever is before number one. Anyway, I think go back to party city where you belong is probably the most popular. No quotable line. In my opinion, Best friend race is
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more popular than that. Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Jacob
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know how.
Jacob
It's not today Satan.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not today Satan is a. Not today Satan by Bianca is a big one. I don't know how. I don't. Honestly don't know how to quantify it. There is. I'm sure there's a way maybe take it. You can Google and check the Google search things to see where the searches go up and down.
Jacob
I can look into it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not gonna be able to. Why is Googling things so funny? I don't get it. Why is that funny?
Monet X Change
Because you've been in your little Google history thing bag for a few episodes. This thing is so funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been Google searching since you know me, I've been Google before you met me. I've been Googling.
Monet X Change
No, no, no. This specific act of, like, going and finding the history of a phrase or a word, I think it's very.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it just tells you when things are, like, trending and not, you know.
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We believe you. We believe you, baby. We're all on your team. We believe you, baby. I just think it's funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, baby, let's move on to the princess who lives in Nashville and works at Play. Sharice lives in Nashville and works at Play, and I've worked with her at Play like, maybe, like, twice now. She has a really fierce dress. I think she's like the queen of play. Nashville.
Monet X Change
I met the princess in Chicago. We were both there for a weekend in Chicago. And she was very sweet, very kind. I think afterwards, remember that, like, brunch or breakfast or diner spot next to Berlin nightclub. You know what I'm talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
Berlin.
Monet X Change
Not next to it, but, like, a block over, maybe. Anyway, her, myself, and, like, two other people. I forget, maybe detox, someone else. We, like, went there after one night going out, and she's. She's very sweet. I like the princess. She's very nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she friends with Cameron Michaels?
Monet X Change
I think she was. I mean, they worked there together. I was. I mean, that doesn't mean they're friends, but they're definitely all co workers.
Bob the Drag Queen
You friends with Holiday?
Monet X Change
Yes, that's my Sister. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
When was the last time you talked to her?
Monet X Change
Holly, text me recently, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
When was that? Did you respond?
Monet X Change
I think I did.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think? Yeah. That's your sister. That's your sister? Yeah. I don't know much about the princess. I do know that her and RuPaul famously wore the same, like, kind of cowl at the same time on Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Oh, yes. It was like. It was. It was in their promo.
Shannon Maldonado
What?
Monet X Change
What? RuPaul's wearing the promo? She wears it during the season or something like that?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, during this promo, RuPaul's wearing this, like, metallic suit with this big blonde hair. Because this. This promos was where they're all, like, turning from, like, these, like, these, like, Android alien things. RuPaul is in his metallic kind of, like, scaled catsuit, is really fierce, but RuPaul is wearing it. She's wearing it on the episode. She's like. She's sitting at the judges table, and the PR and the princess was wearing this, like, silver cowl at the same time. It was very interesting.
Monet X Change
Interesting. Oh, yeah. This thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I ate that the way my memory ate that.
Monet X Change
You didn't remember that? Let's go on to Madame laqueer. Madame laqueer. I just remember anytime I think of Madame laqueer, I think of my uncle, and I think of her.
Bob the Drag Queen
My uncle went clique.
Monet X Change
I was thinking of her doing. It was one of the reunions, and she was talking into Mike and said something weird. That's what I think about when I think about, you know what I'm talking about? I don't remember. It was one of the reunions. You know, when sometimes the Ru girls ask questions to the microphone?
Bob the Drag Queen
Mm.
Monet X Change
I don't remember which reunion it was. I remember her saying something. Y' all know what I'm talking about. She said something in the microphone that was, like, weird or funny or RuPaul was like, sit down or something. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. Yeah, but go ahead.
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I've never met her. I've never met Madame laquer.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I was so excited about her on. On. When I watched the promo, something about. Because I remember I would Google all the YouTube, all the queens, and Madame McQueen has some fierce fucking lip syncs. And I just remember during her promo, during her meet the queen, she goes, I work at the mall. I don't know why I thought that was so funny. Everyone's, like, asking about the things. And she goes, I work at the mall. And also, I have this picture. I can't seem to find it right now, but there's a picture of me and a bunch of drag queens at Trixie and Katya's show or Jinx's show or Bianca's show. Is it Bianca's show? And we're all sitting in the audience, and there's just this row of bald people, and Madame laqueer is in there. She's bald now. And I just remember said, like, seven times, like, chances are your favorite drag queen is bald. And it was just me. It was me, Trixie.
Monet X Change
Honey Davenport.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey Davenport. Madame Laqueer. I think Vander. Vander Von Odd. Like, a lot of us all just sitting in a row, just bald. Bald as hell. And now I cannot find that picture, and I want to find it so bad.
Monet X Change
You probably posted it on Twitter. It's probably immediate on Twitter. I think you posted on Twitter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's what I was trying to see. Like, I can't. Anyway.
Jacob
It's honestly probably on Reddit. I'll look for it.
Monet X Change
My uncle.
Bob the Drag Queen
My uncle went clique.
Monet X Change
Milan. So Milan was the lip sync queen of All Stars. Of All Stars 4 of season four. And I met Milan. We've worked together many times in New York, and Milan is dope. What's a story I have about Milan?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know.
Monet X Change
I feel like every time I see Milan, like, out, she's just always so happy. She's always smiling, and she's always just, like, super warm. And she used to come out and support me sometimes at. What's that show at Barracuda on Thursdays?
Bob the Drag Queen
Star Search.
Monet X Change
Star Search. Not to support me, but she would be there at Star Search just having a good time, and she'd always sit me and she'd always cheer for me. And, yeah, Milan is. She really is the nicest. The nicest person ever.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to have a huge crush on Milan back in the day. Huge. I thought Milan was so hot. Milan is still very beautiful. Milan is also a true Broadway queen. Milan's been like two or three Broadway shows now. I think she's currently in Sweeney Todd. She was in Hairspray. She was in Smokey Joe's Cafe Off Broadway. She has a doo wop group. We were also writing partners for a while. We would. We would write sketches. We filmed one. But never Drag Race after her. Drag Race before mine. And Milan is super talented. Very, very, very. I'm insane. Milan also looks like three different people. Donna Summer, Janelle Monae, and Kelly Clarkson. Like, Milan looks like these three people, depending on the wig she's wearing. Milan Looks like them. We'll talk more about it after this break.
Jacob
Milan is also in Sweeney Todd on Broadway right now. Yeah, I also had another idea which is really random and wild, but I know sometimes people, like, listen. A lot of people listen to podcasts and they're like, cleaning or like, like driving or doing something. So I think it would be funny if randomly during the episode you did a shout out to people cleaning. But also maybe not.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what? We're gonna keep that in. That is our shout out. If you're cleaning, we want to send you a little shout out. Good job. And also if you're driving to work right now, you're going to get there, you're going to have a good parking spot, you're going to have a great
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day or you won't. And if you don't get a good parking spot, it's okay to have a bad day and cut some bitches out. Have you seen this video of this woman going off in her office because someone stole her lunch? Again, if I worked at a fucking job and I packed this lunch and I had like a dope ass lunch the day before and I was like, well, I'm going to bring my shit to lunch. I'm ready. Because I get excited for when it's mealtime and I go to give her my food and my fucking. I will be so pissed off. And apparently this has happened to her several days now. I will be so angry that it sounds so upsetting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Once we get sibling rivalry headquarters. Baby, you better put a lock on the fridge because I will ruin your meal time every day. Every single day. Let me see your name on a plate. I don't even care if I don't like it. I don't care if it's a bowl of mustard. I'm eating it. I don't care if it's a bowl of mayonnaise or mustard. I'm gonna be up there.
Monet X Change
Mayonnaise and mustard. That just sounds so fucking gross. Anyway, can you name a quote from.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's try to name. I know it's a little late in the game, but can you do a Milan quote from the season?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember her going, should I try to get on your level? And then she goes and then she lays down under the table.
Monet X Change
Who is she fighting with?
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone, I think Willem.
Monet X Change
Oh. Oh, Willem. Bella. We gonna get there. Jigglepuss. Caliente.
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Monet X Change
The first time I met Jigglypuss. Jigglypuss. The first time I met Jigglypuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus Christ, bitch. Are you high?
Monet X Change
The first time I met Jiggly Caliente, I was Jazz and Rice and I, we had just started going out together in drag, like, my first year in drag. And she's like, oh, there's this. Like, there's this Asian club I want us to go to. And I was like, okay. So we went over to the east side. We went to the Web, and Jiggly.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's where I met Jiggly. At the Web?
Monet X Change
Yeah. And Jiggly was dancing the Web. She was in, like, this, like, fucking Go, Go cage. And she was, like, living her best life. And I was like, oh, my God. I don't remember. I think this was pretty pre her and drag. It had to have been post Drag race. This is 2012, so maybe it was. I don't remember. Anyway, I remember that's when I first met her. The Web. The Web was this, like, club on the west, on the east side, and it was predominantly Asian folk there. And it was like, lots of Asian girls doing shows. Like Digna Shay used to perform there. Remember Tiramiso Rice?
Bob the Drag Queen
Tiramiso Rice, Yep.
Monet X Change
Tiramiso Rice.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to go to the. I used to go to the Web and go to shows there. I went and celebrated Yuha Masaki's 21st birthday there.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is actually where I met Jiggly
Monet X Change
Caliente at that night. When you saw. When you met you on work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jiggly was kind of a bitch, to be honest. I love her now, but she was like a diva. I was like, oh, she was in the corner doing her ponytail, doing her hair, and I was like, hi. And she was like, she. I don't know if she was a diva, but I'm saying she was a bitch. Honestly, what it really boiled down to, she just didn't give me a lot of time in the day. By the way, this. To this day, me and Jiggly are great friends. We text Jiggly, hangs Jiggly. Like, I literally coached Jiggly Caliente on her Snatch Game before she went off to. To All Stars 6 to do all Stars. Me and Jiggly are great, great friends. So I don't want anyone to insume if there's any beef between me and Jiggly Caliente.
Monet X Change
Just to be clear, just pork.
Bob the Drag Queen
Small amount of pork.
Monet X Change
Jiggly. Jiggly also used to be in that cat we talked about Queen many times. It was the one review show. Well, not the one, but the popular review show in New York City when I and Jiggly would. Sometimes she wasn't on cast. But she would sometimes come do shows and everybody would be excited when Jiggly would come perform. Cause Jiggly would do like a high energy dance number and she'd do her little split and girl, she would jump up and them little legs would hit the floor. Girl, and she would be bobbing that puss around. Fucking little Jiggly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jiggly Caliente shirt that I wear at rehearsals. And everyone is like, of all the shirts I wear, I have two shirts that give this massive reaction. One is my Jiggly Caliente merch shirt, which by the way, Manila Luzon designed, who's a graphic designer. It says. It just says Jiggly Bitch. And then it has Jill Colleen's face and it's. And it's gold. Like a gold on a black shirt. There's no light pop. It's just like Jiggly's face and it just has Jiggly Bitch. And everyone is like, everyone. This shirt was getting so many reactions. And then I have a picture of a. It's a picture of her. A tub. And it just has we out. That one also gets a very big reaction whenever I wear that shirt anywhere.
Monet X Change
Harriet's a man.
Bob the Drag Queen
We out. I wish to say we out this bitch, but I guess, you know you can make one. I could, but it seems like someone's already done it. And I don't want to tell anyone's joke.
Monet X Change
You know, recently Halle Berry got really mad at. She had a whole beef with Drake because Drake put out that song Slime, slime you out. And the original album artwork was that image of Halle Berry getting slimed at the Nickelodeon Awards. A Kid Choice Awards.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, really?
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then she was like. And apparently his team reached out asking if she can use it, and she said no, but they bought it from Getty Images. I didn't know that once you buy an image from Getty Image that you can use it like that. I didn't know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So to be clear, obviously Holly Berry does not own all the pictures of her. In fact, I would say most of the pictures of Halle Berry and all of us in the world, we don't own them. And we have no say over who gets to use them. That's wild. Because it's someone else's art.
Monet X Change
That's wild. That's wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it? I mean, if you walk around in public and someone takes a picture of you, people can use it. If you walk out in public and someone takes a picture of you, people can use that picture like you're in public.
Monet X Change
But so she said no and used it anyway. And she's like. Because also, I don't know what the term slime you out means. Like, it's When I saw.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it like, when you come on someone's face?
Monet X Change
That's what I. That's what I thought. But you could. You see the picture. But it's. No, it means. It doesn't mean that at all. It's not that at all. It's not sexual. It's not anything like that at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
What does it mean?
Monet X Change
Someone told me it's. I'm gonna make that my album artwork. You can do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Feel free, because I have a picture of you that I would like to use as album artwork too, honey. Let's say there's a little video on the Internet that still exists.
Jacob
That involves a tuck.
Monet X Change
A tuck?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So go ahead. I would love for you to make that your album artwork. Please go ahead and buy it. Forgetty Images.
Monet X Change
You know what we really cut. If one day you do, like, you drop, like, a big stick or a stick or whatever, and it's just that opening shot of me doing people hating Undercover with that blue thing on, I would. Honestly, I would kind of live. You would eat with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But, hey, they gotta come up.
Monet X Change
Did that shot of me like this parental advisory in the corner.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, so what does slime me out mean?
Monet X Change
I thought Jake was looking at over a nickel. I'll tell you right now. Slime you out. Dictionary.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it about weed?
Monet X Change
Slime you out green to get crossed or backdoored, mostly after you did something foul or suspicious. He was moving fishy, so he got slimed out.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait, so wait, you get slimed out after you get slammed out after you've done something suspicious or you are the one slimming out.
Monet X Change
No. Yeah, you got. You got slammed out after you did something shady.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. So, so. So Trump is getting slimed out right now by the D. By the. By the.
Monet X Change
The DOJ Department of Justice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, Per that Trump getting slimed out. Let's move on to, not inarguably, but quite possibly one of the top five most controversial queens in the history of Rapul's, for sure. First queen to ever get eliminated. Her name is Willem Belli. First queen to ever get eliminated, you mean. I mean disqualified.
Monet X Change
Disqualified, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's also the only queen in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race to be nominated for an Emmy for acting.
Monet X Change
Oh, really? For what?
Bob the Drag Queen
For Eastsiders.
Monet X Change
Oh, work. Get it, Willem.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think Willem also has the most impressive Acting resume of all the Drag Race girls.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Willem has been on Nip Tuck. Willem has been. I mean, Boston. Boston Legal or Boston Public. Willem's done a lot of work. Willem.
Monet X Change
Willem be.
Bob the Drag Queen
Willem is one half the owner of Mom Mom Productions. A third. You're probably. A third. You're probably right about that.
Jacob
Do you have a favorite Willem story to share?
Monet X Change
Oh, my God, there are so many Willam. You know, Willam is like the madam of queer queers in la. If you need a hooker, whatever you need in la, Willam will tell you the right person where to go to get it. How much. Willam is the fucking godfather of fucking weho.
Bob the Drag Queen
Willam has 114 acting credits on IMDb.
Monet X Change
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
114.
Monet X Change
Get a girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everything from a star is born to names that I literally will not say out loud. Willem has also done some pretty offensive things in her career, which she has publicly acknowledged. I mean, Willem's done it all from literal blackface to. Yes.
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Willem has a history with that art form, which she has publicly acknowledged.
Monet X Change
I'm sure she's apologized for. Willem is also very reflective, and William will be like, I did that, and I apologize. It was bad, and it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we don't. We don't. We. We do not know that, Will. We. I don't know that she has apologized. She probably has. She probably has. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't know either, but Will.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Willem is. Willem is a very, very controversial figure in the world of. Of drag and specifically Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure. I saw it as if she. She did this interview, and they were like, it's possible we're gonna start a
Bob the Drag Queen
drama by acknowledging that Willem did blackface once. I mean, she did it. She did it. I didn't fucking do it. She did it. And I did do blackface. We've also both done blackface before, but we're both like,
Monet X Change
why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why now? How I get in it?
Monet X Change
How I get in it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you got.
Monet X Change
Why you got to come and talk about me?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she can't get mad at us for acknowledging she's the one that did it. Is that wrong? Is this. Is it messy? Yes. Is it wrong?
Monet X Change
First of all, you don't. This is a whole internal monologue you're having on your nose that you just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am pontificating with my cohort, with my co host. I'm trying to.
Monet X Change
I'm not your cohort.
Bob the Drag Queen
My co host. I am pontificating with you. Yeah, I'm hoping You'll engage with me as an interlocutor in this conversation.
Monet X Change
I mean, I. To your point. Willem probably has acknowledges, and William has probably talked about it. People know about it. Willem has probably talked about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
William also famously got into an argument with RuPaul.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
William is a wild one. Willem is a. Willem is a very polarizing person.
Monet X Change
She's a spitfire girl.
Jacob
Do you have any favorite memories of Willem, Bob?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, we did a tour together where Willem was. Willem was in this dress on a, like. What do you call a hoverboard?
Monet X Change
Hoverboard, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then later on, she butt chugged a beer on stage and did poppers in the same show.
Monet X Change
Like, do you mean, like, you put the butt. A beer in your ass and she took down the whole thing up there,
Bob the Drag Queen
and then she took it in and she put it right back where it came from. Well, she expelled it. Willem is wild. I don't think y' all know how wild Willem is. Willem is wild.
Monet X Change
I just don't know. Like, do you just put it in there and, like, I'm like. Do you do Kegels to, like, get it to, like, drain fully? Then you just, like, held onto her for a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's just. It's just like. I think douching beer is, like, douching anything.
Monet X Change
No, but with a douche, you have the squeeze bottle, so you push the water up there. If it's a. If it's. If it's a glass bottle, how the fuck are you pushing the water in there?
Jacob
I think generally when people do, they use a funnel.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, maybe she was using a funnel. I didn't watch the performance. I was getting ready for my performance, so I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. I don't know. I do not know.
Monet X Change
My favorite Willem story. We've done a few Christmas stories together, and Willem does this number where she takes.
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She just.
Monet X Change
She does this thing where she takes her testicle out, and people think it's, like, a fake testicle, and she like, nope, it's a real thing, I think. Is she the one that's stable? Something to her testicle? Is that Willem or. I'm talking about someone else.
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't sound like Willem. Willem is a stunt queen and a shock queen. Can you give a Willem quote?
Monet X Change
No. Nobody was killed.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no, no. Nobody was killed at Stonewall.
Monet X Change
Nobody was killed at Stonewall.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I would say, from Drag Race, I would say. Your tone seems very pointed right now. Also, Willem popularized the phrase quit drag Quit drag. Quit drag. She said it on Dragula. Quit drag. That was her critique to one of the. That was her critique to one of the contestants. Quit drag. Let's move on to Ms. Cheesecake herself, Dita Ritz. Let's take a break before we talk
Monet X Change
about D, because I gotta give, get you together about something. Hold on one second. Give me a minute.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, guys, Monet gathered me. I am fully gathered, and I am complete. I am now together. Look how together I am. Thank you for, for calling me in, Monet.
Monet X Change
Dita von Ritz, who lives in Chicago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Was a Chicago queen. Or she moved there after her season.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I, she was Chicago before, and then she moved to New York City, then she moved back to Chicago.
Monet X Change
Right. She did live in New York for a stint.
Jacob
I remember that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I believe she was working corporate before Drag Race. She worked, like, corporate for, like, some, like, Old Navy or some company like that.
Monet X Change
Oh, work.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think, you know, Shangela worked corporate for TGI Friday before Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Really? Imagine Shangela in the office just, just, just a ball of energy bouncing around from, from, from, from Mr. DiMashier's office. Corey's office.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, I can imagine there's someone out there who doesn't even have to imagine it. Is Mr. Dimashier someone who used to work at your, your Y. The Yale Club, because that was such a unique name you pulled out, Mr. Demostria.
Monet X Change
It's from, I think, a smash.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Game.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the TV show. The TV show with the, with the, with the, with the Broadway thing about Marilyn.
Monet X Change
Megan Hill.
Bob the Drag Queen
Marilyn Monroe.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Marilyn Monroe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So Dita Ritz is, Has one of my favorite lip syncs of all time. When she did, when she did. This will be in front of Natalie Cole. Sending the princess home.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, I've met Dita a few times. I mean, I will say I don't think this is controversial. Whatever. I don't know. Sometimes because of my whole, after my whole thing with the vixen. I don't know, like, which. Cause I know they're friends together, so I don't know if, like, she doesn't like me because of that interaction, which I don't think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's true. I get along with Dida Ritz really well. And I mean, me and Vix. Vixen don't like me.
Monet X Change
They're just my own thing. She's never done anything, but in my mind, I'm like, oh, she probably doesn't like me because, I mean, to be honest, if you got into somebody. But also you and I are best friends, right? If you got really got into it with someone like that, I would not fuck with them. You know what I mean? And I don't know if that's their situation. Who, Jason?
Bob the Drag Queen
Raven.
Monet X Change
Bob, you and Raven do not have actual beef.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stop Raven.
Monet X Change
He does not have actual beef. Shut the fuck up.
Bob the Drag Queen
My neck. My neck, boy.
Monet X Change
Bye. Anyway, so I don't know if that's her loyalty to the vixen. So that's why. But I like dude, I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have. I don't have any beef with Raven. He give us a dude to Ritz quote.
Monet X Change
Cheesecake. Cheesecake.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a good one.
Monet X Change
Kenya Michaels.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I believe she's from Puerto Rico.
Monet X Change
I think she's from Puerto Rico.
Bob the Drag Queen
She lives. I don't know where she lives now, though.
Monet X Change
I don't know either. But Kenya Michaels, we. We find each other on social media, and she's very. She's always very complimentary on my social media. Like she says. She's like. She always comments and leads very. She's very sweet messages, but we never met.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Kia Michaels followed me. I don't think I've ever met her either. I really thought she was a very stunning queen on her season. I was a big fan of hers. She went home to Latrice Royale singing Natural Woman.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I always think of her name as Lil Kenya Michaels because they always called her. They always called her Lil Kenya Michaels.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Kenya Michaels.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kenya, you want to come clean? Because I don't think Kenya Michaels does follow you on. On social media.
Monet X Change
I think on Twitter, maybe it's not Instagram. On Twitter, she's always commenting something on Twitter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting, because she does not follow you no more. No, Ellen, that's not the truth. She does not follow you on Instagram.
Monet X Change
Well, there's something. Platform that Kenya Michaels follows me on, and she always comments on my stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, when I go on Twitter and find that you're lying there, do you.
Monet X Change
Do you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to come clean before I do some research here too? Huh? Do you want to come clean about your lies before I search for her on here? Don't be trying to get ahead of this. Don't be trying to get ahead of me.
Monet X Change
Find her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she has. I don't think she has a Twitter. Well, she becomes come clean and said and realize that she's never followed you before. And you're literally just lying for clout.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'm lying. For clout that Kenny Michaels follows me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you might be. She follows 58 people on Twitter, and surprise, surprise, you're not one of them.
Monet X Change
Where's that song from?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just something me and I see all the time. Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. So, Monet, you're literally lying. Can you come clean about anything, please? She follows two people. So have you.
Jacob
Do you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you ever even interact with her ever? Once?
Monet X Change
I have on social media. Kenya Michaels has commented on myself a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also. Do you follow her? Is anything true? I don't think you follow her, Monet. You don't follow her. She does not follow you.
Monet X Change
She follows or she comments on my stuff, Maybe comes up on her social media. She comments on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you follow her now, then at least make what you have true. Can you give us Kenya Michaels quote?
Monet X Change
No, I couldn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
She played Beyonce, and I remember her waking up and going and just doing Single Ladies. That's all. That's one thing I remember. It was like Beyonce, like, cracked out. Beyonce going to Latrice Real, who is the. Who is the newest announced cast member of We're Here on hbo.
Monet X Change
We're here.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Latrice Real is from Compton, California. Famous. Yes, she is, but famously resides in Florida.
Monet X Change
Yes. Have you ever seen Latrice's show Here's to Life?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, I have. I saw Laura Beachman years ago. It was really good.
Monet X Change
I started Laura Beachman, too. I was. I was in the front row, crying. Such a good show.
Bob the Drag Queen
With her husband, Chris Hamblin.
Monet X Change
Chris Hamblin on piano.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who, by the way, by the way, Jacob, Latrice's husband plays piano.
Monet X Change
So.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, like,
Monet X Change
oh, it's a Jacob. I was like, wait, what?
Jacob
I. I don't know if you're aware of this, but there's a. There's a drag race boyfriend, slash husband's Facebook.
Monet X Change
I've heard of it.
Jacob
And Latrice's husband runs it. And mostly, most of the comments in it are, like, him posting and, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
reaching out to people.
Monet X Change
Jacob, why don't you engage? Jacob, why. Why are you not engaging?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Jacob did the podcast. Jacob did the podcast.
Jacob
I don't actually know a lot of the drag race husbands. I haven't met a lot of them in real life.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob did the podcast.
Jacob
A lot of the ones in the. In that group.
Monet X Change
Oh, he did?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. All the Queen's Men.
Monet X Change
Oh, all the Queensland. That's cute. That's so cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's laughing because he. He did it with him and my ex did it together. She's very. Latrice is a very. It's clearly a very impactful queen. Obviously, she has a huge impact on Drag Race.
Monet X Change
I love Latrice. We've done countless tours together. We won a whole season of Drag Race together. And Latrice is just great. I fucking love Latrice. You know what I love and I respect fucking professional queens. Right. Latrice is. She always shows us. One time she does a fucking number. She does the thing like there's never any, like, extra shit. She is just always super professional.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think that her and Mohart have cleared up their beef?
Monet X Change
They had beef.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mohart sent her home.
Monet X Change
Mohart. Oh. Did Monique stay at her home?
Bob the Drag Queen
I just Googled it. That's what the Internet said.
Shannon Maldonado
Oh.
Monet X Change
When her and Trinity. Yeah. Because Monique won that lip sync. They had to. Monique won the lip sync and sent Latrice home, right? Yeah, I'm sure they have.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were gonna send home Manila, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah. But Naomi won the lip sync and she sent her home.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you wish that you had an opportunity to do it?
Monet X Change
Yes. Oh, I wish I had the opportunity. It would have been so sweet. I wish I was going to bobble it. Exactly. After Kendall.
Jacob
Can somebody do a no right now?
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Jacob
Can we do a no?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh, Latrice quote.
Monet X Change
Good God. Get a grip, girl. The five GS.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was a chunky yet funky large and in charge. Chunky yet funky.
Monet X Change
I am Latrice Royale.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Jeremy Carey, formerly known as Fifi o'. Hara.
Monet X Change
Uh, I love FKA Phi Phi o'. Hara. Fifi. I first met Phi Phi because Fifi was a part of the cast of Queen. And we would do Queen. We were in the same nights would change, but I would see Fifi at least twice a month. And Fifi, y', all is one of the kindest queens I have met. Like, so generous of her time. If you needed her to make you costumes, bring you a wig to the show, whatever, she would always be like, oh, just text me and remind me, I'll bring whatever. Like she. Fifi made my. Fifi made my mermaid look that I wore on a thing. Now, I know the bottom looked crazy, but she. But she made that breastplate and the cuffs and stuff was so. She made that out of cardboard. She, like, hod podged it and painted it like it was so well done. Fifi is so talented. I fucking love you. Remember her 100 years of drag? I mean, 100 days of drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. No, it's 365 days of drag and Drag. Jeremy is incredibly talented. Obviously. Jeremy is a. Is. I mean, very, very, very creative. I think he's working mostly as a Twitch streamer right now.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which obviously there's a lot of money to be made on Twitch, and he's built a quite a nice community for himself in the cosplay world. I don't know that he considers himself a drag queen anymore as much as he considered himself a cosplayer and like a costumer.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And do you have any. Any personal, like, funny anecdotes or stories from your experiences with Jeremy?
Monet X Change
I haven't seen or spoken to Jeremy in so long, but I don't know, like, I just. Just a whole bunch of stuff. I don't know. Like, we used to have funny moments all the time back at the. At the show, but like, nothing that comes off the top of my head.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I think he got mad at me one time. I don't know if he was mad or if maybe he was just doing a bit, but we were like headed to. We were headed to a meet and greet from the haters roast. And I think my outfit looked cheaper because, you know, for me and greet, I used to always wear, like, I used to wear a lot of store bought dresses for the meet. I would never do, like something extravagant for the meet and greet. And then Jeremy looked back at me and goes, what's it like to look poor? And I just quickly look back and say, what's it like to be poor?
Monet X Change
Damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was just returning the friendly fire. I was like, I thought, I thought we was over here. Just. I thought we was he on. I thought we was he. Excuse me. No, but obviously we made up. I mean, I don't think it was a thing. That was just one of my favorite moments from that.
Monet X Change
What's that? That's a good little burn. That's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I mean immediately without missing a beat. You know how I be doing. Let's go on to Chad Michaels, the winner of All Stars 1 and the runner up for RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4. Have you ever met Chad Michaels?
Monet X Change
I met Chad Michaels at the All Stars 4 finale when her, Alaska and Trixie came out. Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Chad Michaels is quite probably the most famous cheer impersonator in the entire world and very good at it, too. And noted as a consummate professional. I think I've worked with Chad Michaels maybe like twice in my whole life. Maybe I think I've not spent a lot of time with Chad Michaels, but I literally can't think of a single bad thing to say about Chad Michaels. Not even. I mean, I don't. I don't actually don't know anyone who has anything bad to say about Chad Michaels.
Monet X Change
Yeah, true. I don't. I was just saying the other day, someone was asking me, like, where does Chad Michaels now? Like, I don't know, because periodically I would see her or see posters of her performing at some show in la. Is it Dream Girls, one of their imposters?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think that might be the show. I think. No, you're the show Girls. Dream Girls.
Monet X Change
Yeah. But I've never. But I've never gone. I would go out to the show, but I haven't. I feel like I haven't seen it in a while and I don't know what's going on.
Bob the Drag Queen
But there's this.
Monet X Change
What? You can't. You. You started. You have to say it.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's this one. Chadwick has a song called. Called, like Tragic Girl. In the very first opening line of the song, it just. It's just Chad Box is going tragic. It sends me. Look up the video right now. Chad, Michael's tragic. The very first line is just have Michael going tragic. And I. I don't know why. That's not a meme. Why is Chad Michaels just saying tragic? Not a meme? It is so. It. It's not supposed to be funny, but it tickles me pink. Chad, Michael just going tragic. Let me know when you find it, Bob. What that sends me, Chad, Michael's going tragic, but it sends me every time. If we're out at the club and
Jacob
we see a queen and she's a mess, Bob will look at me and he'll go, tragic.
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Bob the Drag Queen
When I type in Chad Michaels, the first suggestion is Chad Michaels tragic. Because I. I might be 45, 000
Monet X Change
of these views on this video.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tragic. Let's go on to the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season four, Sharon Needles. Talk about controversial queens. She Again, top five. Top two.
Monet X Change
Top.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say top. Well, we do have top. Would say top three now because of what this UK Queen apparently did. Who I don't even know, but she's so. She's so controversial. They. They literally edit. They. They were doing CGI to edit this out of the show.
Monet X Change
Really.
Bob the Drag Queen
The girl. This is the UK Queen who they edited. I mean, come. I mean, I'm. I'm lying about the CGI part. That's not true. They have edited this queen out of existence. This. This new UK Queen.
Monet X Change
I don't even know that. I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. I'm.
Shannon Maldonado
I'm.
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I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Crystal lubricant, I think. I don't even know what she did. I don't. I don't even know.
Monet X Change
I don't kiss the lubricant.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's done.
Monet X Change
She did something bad. What did she do?
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally don't know. She is. Girl. They have deleted this queen from the world. I literally have no clue.
Monet X Change
She's just. All the time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I literally don't know what she did, but she is literally deleted. Like, deleted from existence. This queen?
Monet X Change
Yeah, she used to come to New York all the time and come to all of our shows. She would come to all the things, and she was. Her makeup was terrible. I'm surprised you got on the show. She was an ugly queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. All right.
Monet X Change
She was.
Bob the Drag Queen
So let's go on to. Okay, so Sharon Needles is definitely one of the most controversial queens in the history of Drag Race. Wow. Never learn. Oh, it's another essay thing. Okay, interesting. So Sharon Needles. I will say this Sharon Needles really change the game when it comes to RuPaul's Drag Race. She's very, very, very good at TV. She's very, very, very smart. But she's incredibly problematic and incredibly troubled, truly.
Monet X Change
She's very funny. She's also used to write. She used to write a lot of roast jokes for people because she. Shar is very funny, but she's a very troubled person.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've toured with her a few times, and maybe just once, actually, I think I may have toured her just one time. And she's wild. Probably the person that, like, she's wild. Truly wild.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, one time. One time we were on the tour bus in, like. In, like, this, like, Helsinki or something, and she was like. It was like three in the morning, and sharing those was like, scream. Like, screaming. Everyone's asleep. And Sharon is, like, screaming, like, get down here, Queen, right
Shannon Maldonado
now.
Bob the Drag Queen
And just screen. Everyone's like, what? And everyone looks at Kenny and like, Kenny, you know Kenny Monsoon? Well, I. Kenny, you need to go take care of whatever this is. And Kenny was like. So Kenny goes down, is like, you need to go to sleep. And she's like, fuck that. Get that queen down here. No one knows who she. No one knows who she was talking about. No clue. It was me, Asia o', Hara. Eureka o'. Hara. Cameron Michaels, Jiggly Caliente, and Charity was on this tour together. She was smoking the bathroom all the time at nighttime. Get wasted and smoking the bathroom. She Was wild. Truly wild.
Monet X Change
So Sharon was. I was on, like, Sharon's, like, last tour that she went on. It was work, the world, Asia, Australia. And it was Sharon, Violet, Monet, Detox, Aquaria, Plastique, and someone else. Oh, Kim. And we are. And Sharon was singing that song from Mars Attacks. I don't ever sing the movie. It was something from Mars Attacks. And she was singing live every night to a track. Y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Not a live band, a track. Sharon would get fucked up every night, Always drinking. Like, Sharon Needles is a drum. She needs a program, like, 10 years ago. And then so she is so. She is, like, fucking just belligerent almost every night. And then every night she comes off the stage. One night, she. I think we're in Manila or Taiwan. She comes off the stage and she's, like, sobbing. She's like, I don't understand. Why can't they just play the track the same? Why does it have to change? And we're like, what do you mean it has to change? Why are they. Why are the musicians changing? Like, Sharon, it is the same track that you brought here that plays every night. There is no live instruments that the thing is changing. It is the same thing every night. So in Aquaria, bitch lets her have an Aquaria gathers this bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all don't know this, but Aquaria likes to fight. Aquaria will fight you. Not just. And y' all know she does it on the Internet. No, Aquaria does it in person. If Aquaria thinks you're doing. Not just her. If Aquarius thinks you're doing anyone wrong, she will literally let you have it. I have seen it with my own eyes. Aquaria goes. She goes, wow.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she. Aquaria went in.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then. And it's also with standing up for other people too. Not just like, you've done me wrong. She's like, don't ever. Like, if you treat a fan funny, if you do something wrong to the cast, the crew, she will let you have it.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then so, like, we were so. And then also Sharon was her first time, like, doing the tour. Sharon's not, like a dancer. She's fucking with the Choreo. Like, the closing number is always a mess. Cause she's going the wrong way. We're all going that way. She's just doing her own thing on stage, fucking up everybody else's shit. So after Choreo yelled at her, she was like, you know, that's it. I'm going home. I'm going, Brandon, send me home. So then we all are now Going to the next city. But Sharon is going home. But we have not seen her. Cause she just packed up all her things at the gig, and we did not see her. The next morning, we're at the airport, all in the Delta lounge, and all of us are sitting here.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we walk in like she's already at the air.
Monet X Change
We walk in, we just see Sharon Needles sitting there with her glasses on, just sitting in the lounge. As soon as we walk in and we sit right next to her, she just gets up and she leaves. And we never see Sharon ever again. It was so fear.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the last time you ever saw Sharon Needles.
Monet X Change
The last time I saw Sharon Needles, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't see her at the promo for your vodka.
Monet X Change
She wasn't there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I don't know if y' all did it together. I mean, she did a promo. I don't know if y' all did it together. She has vodka.
Monet X Change
You mean, like, the shooting of, like, the actual thing? No, no, no. We didn't all do it together.
Jacob
Okay.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not like she was just hanging out. You didn't see her on the set of Love like this. That's.
Monet X Change
I was like, what do you. I was like,
Bob the Drag Queen
all right. Do you have a quote from Sharon Needles?
Monet X Change
What did she say when she win Ugly Monsters? What the. She said when she won?
Bob the Drag Queen
I.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has gone boo.
Monet X Change
That's what she said when she won.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but I know she said it before. And she also said when they said, what's your job? What's your day job? She says, I'm in the. During the day. I'm Satan's personal assistant. Now. I don't know that we're gonna get through the next season because we have spent almost an entire hour on one season so we could start on season five. But I don't know if we should just like, use the last 10 minutes talking about how we felt about season four or if we should dive into season five.
Monet X Change
I think this. This is gonna be like a 12 part series. I say we lean into it and we just continue. And when we stop, we stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Penny Tration is the first ever fan vote to get on the show. She was first out from season five, and she also quit drag after a year after she got punched in the face.
Monet X Change
By who?
Bob the Drag Queen
A patron. A patron punched her in the face and she. And she, like, quit drag for a year. Bob.
Monet X Change
If someone legit. Legit. Let's set it up. You're at the bar. You're doing your. You did. You did a gig at a bar. And then you just walk into the bar and a patron, as you're walking back to the dressing room, a guy just comes and punches, punches you in the face. What is your next action?
Bob the Drag Queen
So we need to. I can ask a couple questions. Am I, Am I unconscious? Did he.
Monet X Change
No, you're not. You're not unconscious. You punch in the face, they hit you in the face.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not the side of my face. Not like in the nose, like in the cheek.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Inside of your face. You're not bleeding. But like, you, it hurts. Like it, like you step back and you go back like this, but you're not bleeding.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is he squaring up to fight again or is he leaving?
Monet X Change
He's just standing there like he hit you and he's like, now what? But he's not squaring up. He's just looking at you like he's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would start fighting and he's like
Monet X Change
a little belligerent, like stumbling, like a little bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would start fighting if he walked away. If he was walking away, I wouldn't engage. I wouldn't chase him down the street or anything. But if I thought it was. If he's standing there, I would assume he's going to hit me. If he's bonnet to hit me once, he'll hit me twice. And I would start fighting. I watched too many fight videos on the Internet. I'm on fight Reddit. And like, you don't know what someone has in their pocket. You don't know what someone had. You could be winning a fight. You slip and fall and break your neck. You like, you don't know what someone. You know. A punch to the back of the head could literally paralyze you for life. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Cause it's right on your spine, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, literally getting punched in the back of the head could literally paralyze you for life. So I don't want to engage in any fights if I don't have to.
Monet X Change
I would absolutely fight down and I'm chasing.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I would not chase anyone. That could be a trap. You going right where they want you to go.
Monet X Change
I probably dumb, but my adrenaline. I would be so fucked. I would chase.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would just try to. If someone hit me and then he walked away, I would be like, oh, my God. And I would, I would, I would. I would want to be able to find out who that person is so I could press charges or something or, or get a restraining order and make sure they don't come back again or make sure they don't come to the bar. But I would. I would certainly not chase someone out of the bar to fight them under literally no circumstances. I. I don't. That is not something I could see myself doing.
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm mad. Do you know anything about penetration? You ever met her? She's from Ohio, I think.
Monet X Change
So after season 10, I did. When I did Call Me by Monet, I did it with Daniel Cole in the Midwest, and we'd run around and some of the season with Hard Candy. Penetration was my. She was the host, so the emcee of my. She would, like, introduce me and did, like an after show or something like that. And so we did a few dates together. And she was very nice, very sweet, very kind lady. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Super professional.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Very profesh. Another professional queen. I love a professional drag queen. I love a professional queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hate that she. That she got attacked while doing her job. That's really.
Monet X Change
That's wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go. Do you have a quote from Penetration? Because I don't. I can't think of one.
Monet X Change
Hello.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go into Serena Cha Cha. I don't want to laugh at anyone's pain, so I'm not gonna laugh, and I'm not laughing.
Monet X Change
Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every critter versus Serena Cha Cha is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet.
Monet X Change
Every critter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every critter versus. Is it every reptile versus Serena Cha Cha.
Monet X Change
Let me look. I don't know what that even means.
Jacob
I believe it's every reptile.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Reptile.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every reptile versus Serena Chacha is one of the funniest things. It's. Yeah, every reptile. And I'm not laughing because I don't. I don't believe in that. But it is really. It is. It is iconic. It is YouTube doing its thing.
Monet X Change
Okay? It's a. It's a. It's an animated thing.
Jacob
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Serena Chacha lives in. She's from Panama. She lives in Florida. Near. Near the Lauderdale area. Near. Near the Miami, Fort Lauderdale area. And them damn wigs. And she's. She's known for the line. I read books.
Monet X Change
She no bitch. I would say more than that. She's known for scamming bitches. Like Serena Chacha is known as a scamming ass hoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't know that. I have a wig from Serena, and I didn't get. I have a wig from Serena, and it was. I had a great experience. I'm not saying that it's everyone's experience. I didn't know about the Serena scam business. I know I got a wig from Chacha Rena Wigs, and it was a great wig. And by the way, I literally just got rid of the wig, and it was still in the same condition. If you guys look at my wig that I wore at DragCon when I was wearing the straight jacket, that big wig, that's. That's from Serenity.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I mean, I don't. I don't know her, but she seems like she's like a scamming ass hoe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her.
Monet X Change
Have you ever seen anything about her? But she's been very nice to me. Every time I see her drag on, she's like, hey, Monet. Like, me and Selena. I love her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love her.
Monet X Change
Me and Serena are cool. The scamming is like, how. Is how I've been perceived online by other people. But me and Serena. I don't have any beef with Serena.
Bob the Drag Queen
Drag is who she is. Scamming is what she does. Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
Cornbread. Like, shouted out about a whole thing. I remember this. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Also, she. She was best friends with Luis, my old assistant.
Monet X Change
Right. I didn't know that. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I've obviously had a few interactions with. With Cha Cha. Let's go on to mbh. Not a soul can clock Monica Beverly Hills.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monica Beverly Hills, who also came out as trans on the show, had a very powerful moment during her season and was immediately sent home the next episode.
Monet X Change
Which is so shady for being trans.
Bob the Drag Queen
So shady. Which I think is what they did to Angina. Angina came out as HFP positive in the next episode. They sent her home. Didn't happen to Blair St. Clair, too. Blair St. Clair came out about her trauma and then was sent home the next episode.
Monet X Change
No, it's the same episode, I think. Damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that's crazy. That's wild.
Monet X Change
That's lit.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you say something, if you come out about your trauma, they will send you home. I'm not saying being trans is trauma. That's not what I mean, by the way, just to be clear. I mean, some people who are trans would agree, but that's not what I'm saying.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I don't know, Monica.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm also not saying it's not trauma. Just out there. Ask a trans binary person what they believe. Ask a trans woman. I'm not a trans woman. Ask a trans woman if it's trauma. Don't. Don't take over.
Jacob
Well, not the trans mascara racial.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm talking about trans women. I'm just talking about a trans woman in this moment. I'M talking about a trans woman in this moment. Anyway. Go ahead, Mo.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I've never met Monica, but I don't really know much about Monica. But I. Someone had a great idea. Me and her should do a soak it up soaking clock. Like Megamix. That could be really cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not a soaking clock. She had a hit song. She had a hit viral moment with Not a soaking clock. She looks so stunning on All Stars. She's really. And I'm glad that she got to come back and have a moment. Like a lot, not a lot of early out queens get chances on All Stars.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Word.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have a Monica Rail Hills quote?
Monet X Change
Not a soaking clock.
Bob the Drag Queen
There we go. Let's go on to Vivian Panetta.
Monet X Change
I think we did it.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have an hour left. We have two minutes left. Let's go into the catch of the.
Monet X Change
We don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't shortchange.
Jacob
I mean, with ads, this is technically more.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't shortchange our patrons. Talk about Vivienne Panay. No shade. But it's not like we're gonna have to go on about Vivian Panay for hours. We don't even know her. It's not like you and I are gonna talk. We don't have any stories. We've never met this girl.
Monet X Change
Vivian Pinay was a queen that when she on her season, she was from New York City. And everyone from New York City that I know was like, bitch, we don't know her. I ain't never seen her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who. She also has a wig business that got into some trouble too.
Monet X Change
Why not fulfilling orders.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what it was, but she does princess wigs. Like princess, like Disney princess wigs for, like, people who dress up as Disney. You know, in Florida, dressing up like a Disney princess is like a big business for private parties. Oh, and she lives in Florida and she does those wigs. And there was like something going on in the Etsy world where she got some bip by boop drama. I don't know what the hell it was. Orders fulfilling or quality. I don't know what it was. And she also did a short stint as Alyssa. Alyssa Edwards, assistant.
Monet X Change
Did she. She's a very. She's a very pretty man. Vincent is very pretty out of drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
Vivana is the catch of the day.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're right. She's one of the. There. There are a few New York City queens who we were like, New York City there. I can think of three queens who, when they said they were from New York City on Drag Race Everyone. New York City was like, the fuck you are.
Monet X Change
Vivian.
Bob the Drag Queen
Vivian Penay. Milk.
Monet X Change
Milk. Yep.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Pearl.
Monet X Change
Pearl. Yes. We were all like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's because they said. It's. Cause they said Andre was there from New York City. We were like, I just. I just don't know that you are.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Word. No.
Bob the Drag Queen
And a quote of hers is catch of the day.
Monet X Change
There we go. All right, y', all, that is part two, volume. Sorry, volume two, of every girl in RuPaul Drag Race. And we've got it through a season and a season and a third. That's nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
When we get back, we're gonna dive into one of the most political queens in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race, and I think the only Drag Race queen to ever hold political office.
Monet X Change
Yeah, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
And if you know who it is, comment below. I mean, it's literally in the order they were eliminated.
Jacob
But we also might take a week off for another topic in between, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Another topic that you all will.
Jacob
We will get through all.
Bob the Drag Queen
All will love.
Monet X Change
We're going to do Narcissism, Volume 2.
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Episode Title: The One About Every RuGirl (Part II)
Date: October 9, 2023
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Guest Contributor: Jacob
In this lively and uproarious episode, Bob and Monét continue their marathon journey of discussing every RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant—affectionately known as “RuGirls”—season by season. Picking up from Season 4, they share personal stories, hilarious observations, and candid opinions about the queens, their careers post-show, and some of RuPaul's Drag Race's most iconic (and controversial) moments. The episode is packed with the duo’s trademark riffing, playful shade, and many deep dives into Drag Race lore, making it a must-listen—or read—for fans wanting both juicy tea and pure comedy.
(01:20) The episode opens with Bob revealing he owns “probably 100” pairs of underwear and 200-300 pairs of socks, surprising Monét, who finds Bob’s stockpile “insane” compared to her own modest collection.
Quote:
“I could legitimately go four months and never wear the same pair of underwear twice. And never do laundry.”
—Bob the Drag Queen (04:30)
(05:05) Monét wonders aloud if she’s the “freak” for owning so few; Bob consents to her self-label—setting the playful tone for the episode.
(07:09) Bob praises her for designing a memorable orange feathered look and notes it’s impractical but beloved.
Iconic Quote Discussion:
“This is not RuPaul’s Best Friend Race!” praised as a top-5 Drag Race quote.
“That line has lived on since that episode.”
—Monét (09:13-09:28)
Other Iconic Quotes Debated: “Go back to Party City where you belong,” “Not today Satan.”
“Milan looks like three different people: Donna Summer, Janelle Monáe, and Kelly Clarkson!”
—Bob (15:47)
“Nobody was killed at Stonewall!”
—Bob & Monét (30:14–30:20)
“Your tone seems very pointed right now.”
—Bob recalling Willem on the show (30:21)
“Quit drag.”
—Willem on Dragula (30:21)
“Cheesecake!”
—Dida Ritz (33:20)
“Good God, get a grip, girl! The 5Gs.”
—Monét (39:15)
“Large and in charge, chunky yet funky!”
—Bob (39:21)
“Tragic!”
—Chad Michaels (43:24)
“Boo.”
—Sharon Needles, winner’s catchphrase (51:25)
“During the day, I’m Satan’s personal assistant.”
—Bob relaying Sharon (51:21)
“Not a soaking clock.”
—Monét (59:42)
“Catch of the day.”
—Bob (61:37)
The episode is a blend of sharp wit, affectionate ribbing, and candid opinions—the distinct signature of Bob and Monét. They balance irreverence (“She was an ugly queen,” “I’m not saying being trans is trauma”) with genuine appreciation for notable drag talent and game-changing TV moments. There’s frequent playful call-out, mutual fact-checking, and meta-commentary on Drag Race fandom itself.
This episode is a quintessential “Sibling Rivalry” romp: Bob and Monét’s chemistry is electric as they roast, celebrate, and sometimes “gather” the trailblazers of Drag Race past. Peppered with anecdotes, viral quote battles, and just the right amount of shade, it offers RuGirls fans a treasure trove of behind-the-scenes tea and comedy gold.