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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
hey, it's me, Bob, with Drag Queen. If you want to hang out with me between Christmas and the new year, I will be in Atlanta, Georgia, my hometown, on December 30th performing with the Atlanta Symphony. Monet wishes. Wishes.
Monet X Change
First of all, every symphony, every orchestral and symphony gig you're getting. I wonder why. By proxy of me, honey. Know that. Go to see the Drag Queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go to seethedragqueen.com to see a real orchestral magician.
Monet X Change
Hey, y', all, it's me, Monet. Here I am coming to the New York comedy festival on November 9th and 10th. I'll be performing a bunch of shows for the festival. So go to Monet Xchange.com to get your tickets or just Google New York Comedy Festival and Monet and you'll see the tickets there. I'm excited to see y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Monet X Change
And there are low, low tickets, limited tickets available. And y' all know me, bitch. I love a sellout. So sell me the motherfucking shit out, period. You sold.
Bob the Drag Queen
You sold out years ago, honey.
Monet X Change
Goodbye.
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X James.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet is coming down from shrooms.
Monet X Change
We talk about more RU girls and
Bob the Drag Queen
we find out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
I don't put anything past the two of y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Let's just be clear and we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
People having misery is a big source of joy for you.
Monet X Change
So we do a clap slate. And based on, like, how delayed the clap is from either one of us count, we can tell how bad the Internet is. But Bob counted, and we literally. This has never happened one time, even when Bob is at home and I'm at home, that we clap on the same beat. That was crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Monet, that's not. We didn't clap on the same beat.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we did. For me, we did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. That's because I was counting. So when I count with the person who's counting, the clap is always the one who's receiving the count. It's always on the same.
Monet X Change
No. Sometimes when I count, you're, like, three seconds after me.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. And for me, who's watching you both at the same time, you're counting.
Jacob
Yours was also.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm clap. Wait, Jacob, let me explain it. When you're counting on my side, we clap at the same time. Whoever's the one who's counting is going to hear the delay. And normally, you're the one who does the counting.
Monet X Change
I'm saying. But. No, no, no. When I count. Oh, sorry. When you count. But I say you just counted and we were on the same beat is what I'm saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
But for you, because you're clapping when I.
Monet X Change
Okay, let's do it again. I'm gonna count.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
One, two, three. It was one beat behind this time.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know what I'm saying.
Jacob
It was instinct for me. It was instinct for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it's not on the same beat because the person counting is gonna hear the delay, and the person who's listening to the count is gonna be. It's gonna be literally perfect.
Monet X Change
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monat, listen. Does it not make sense to you?
Monet X Change
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. When I count 1, 2, 3, boom. It's normally the same.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, when. Listen. When you count, the person who's counting is going to hear the delay, and the person listening for the count is going to be clapping on time, because I'm receiving it on my end in a delay. So I'm clapping when I get the three.
Monet X Change
And, Jacob, what's your experience?
Jacob
Generally, when we usually do it, there's always a little bit of a delay, and you're a little bit out of sync. So, like, one person claps and one person claps a little bit later. These two claps I've just heard have been perfectly at the same time, which is an anomaly. That is Unique for us.
Monet X Change
So that's what I was trying to explain.
Bob the Drag Queen
But they weren't inside, just. Just like when you did it. Just like when you heard it just now. It was a second behind.
Monet X Change
I also.
Jacob
But it wasn't the way it usually is.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Monet just said it was a second behind. Monet just said it was a beat behind, which makes sense.
Monet X Change
You make sense, does that not?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you're. I think it's kicking in your head now and it's making sense to the person. No, no, no.
Monet X Change
I think what it is is that I took a really crazy mushroom last night. I went to go see Sza, and I feel like my brain's still a little scrambled, if I'm being very honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think that is clear. Do you want to take your glasses? Do you want to take your shades off or your people still dilated? I think I look cute. But your pupils are probably the size of nickels right now. They're not. Well, not your irises, your pupils. You have to get really close to the camera for us to know what size your pupil is.
Monet X Change
Oh, God. I got a little ingrown here,
Bob the Drag Queen
ingrown here, ingrown there. Ingrown, Ingrown, ingrown everywhere. We are back doing every Ru girl. A little bit about all. A little bit about every Ru girl.
Monet X Change
See, both people make in the comments, they're like, every time they do it, they add more criteria. First it was a little anecdote, then it was like, when was the last time I saw her? What's her mother's maiden name? We added your shit, making it a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna still try to do the quotes. I like the quotes, but we were. I like the quotes. Honey Mahogany.
Monet X Change
Honey Mahogany.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey Mahogany is one of the only queens in the history of drag race to get elected to. She might be farther than the only queen elected to political office.
Monet X Change
Is it another queen you think that would be elected to a political office?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know who else is really into politics like that?
Monet X Change
I mean, but taking politics aside, what queen do you think could really have a platform and garner a lot of support?
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean, politics aside? It's literally about politics.
Monet X Change
Like, for example, Donald Trump. You don't look at Donald Trump as a politician, but he's a celebrity that came into consciousness that got a lot of attention.
Bob the Drag Queen
And he's always been involved in politics, though, even when he wasn't a politician. He's always been involved in political issues and politics. He was, yeah. Even dating back to his Taking out a full page campaign in the New York Times to try to get the Central Park Five arrested and thrown in jail. This is back in like the 80s or 90s. So he's always been involved in political.
Monet X Change
I know that, but how did, how did the getting, how did, how did his ridiculous behavior with the Central Park Five, how is that about politics?
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a, that's a political issue. That is a political issue.
Monet X Change
But I wouldn't say Donald Trump was a, was, was a politician.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm saying, I didn't say the policy. I say he's involved in political issues.
Monet X Change
Okay, so sure, your brain is still fried. No, because I'm being a politician and
Bob the Drag Queen
being involved in like, for example, someone like Ben Shapiro is involved in political issues, but he's not a politician.
Monet X Change
But you also. Are you equating Ben Shapiro's activism with Donald Trump's behavior in the 90s?
Bob the Drag Queen
What I'm saying is Donald Trump has always been involved in political issues, which is true.
Monet X Change
So besides the Central Park Five, what else was he involved in?
Bob the Drag Queen
Donald Trump has also done a lot of issues regarding housing rights, usually against him. He lobbies against. He was not lobbying, but he also had a lot of issues with black people trying to get housing in his developments, a lot of the zoning laws. He, he was involved in getting created and made. And he also funds politics.
Jacob
He's.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's funded politicians since who knows when. He's been funding a lot. And also his, his big, his mentor was a guy named Roy Cohn who, who was a lawyer in some really big cases involving espionage during World War II.
Monet X Change
I mean, I don't know a lot about that. I mean, by that definition, you could say someone like Peppermint. Peppermint is really involved. She's an activist. She's involved.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she's involved in political issues.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would say you are involved in a lot of political issues.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. For sure. I think you're right about all those things. Yeah. But we're not politicians.
Monet X Change
So who do you think would. Who do you think between you and Peppermint, who do you think could ascend office and all the. An all the person or a council
Bob the Drag Queen
person between me and Peppermint, I mean, I don't think I would ever run for that. And maybe Pep would. I think Pep probably has a cleaner history than I do in regards to.
Monet X Change
Girl, your opponent will just pull up
Bob the Drag Queen
the transcript of me saying burn libraries. Like one clip of me saying abolish libraries and I'm, I'm, I'm defunded.
Monet X Change
Oh, Marty Gould comes, stands.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about Drag Race Girls. Are we not talking about Drag Race girls?
Monet X Change
We talk about Drag Race girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
And Marty will never be on Drag Race anyway or, or elected to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, God.
Monet X Change
You know, we're both in this moment. We both got a text. Sorry, three calls and two text messages about this right now. We both got them, Marty.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're kidding. Jesus.
Monet X Change
Okay, I've never met, I, I did meet Honey Mahogany one time, I think in San Francisco. In San Francisco, right? Yeah, I think I met them one time in San Francisco. I met her one time in San Francisco and passed them by. We didn't really have a full conversation. We were part of the same gig or in the same space, but I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I don't really remember the interaction, but I remember her. I, I assumed that she was nice, going by what I know of her, but I don't really remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I've worked her a few times. Her and sister Roma used to do a Drag Race review show over at. What's that? Barbie Goes Jacob Oasis. Yes. And I called her every once in a while. Not, not frequently. But I work. If I'm like, in San Francisco, I'm like, hey, I got a show or something like that, you know, that kind of vibes.
Monet X Change
I want to do that more. Like dm. Girls like that I may not know, but just like, if I'm in the city, like, hey, girl, okay, y', all, I'm never gonna do that. I don't know why I just said that. I'm, I would literally never do that. Why did I just say that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it sounds like you're very self aware that you're not a good friend. I'm kidding. Let's move on to a good sister. Let's move on to Lanisha Sparks, who I think still lives in Florida. I think lives in Orlando, in the Orlando area.
Monet X Change
I don't know nothing about this girl. I know she's very beautiful. I know she's talented. I don't know this girl at all. Nothing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had a huge crush on Ladenation Sparks during her season. So physically beautiful.
Monet X Change
She's very.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember also thinking that Nation had some beautiful drag on the show. I remember that she made a dress out of Wallp on the first episode with this massive cascading shoulder piece. And yeah, she's a stunning queen. Also, Honey Mahogany is part of the duo of first ever double eliminated people. We forgot to say that about Hani Mahogany. Her.
Monet X Change
Viviana Panea Was it Vivian? I think so, yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you something. I was just in Orlando this past weekend. Look. Cause Lanisha is a Puerto Rican queen, and there are a lot of Puerto Rican queens in Orlando. I mean, probably no more than Puerto Rico, obviously, but Puerto Rican queens, they. These bitches are on another level. This girl, I did not know her name. Oh, my God. Anyone who was at that Orlando show for Orlando Pride in the park, please comment below. She did this, like, 25 minute renaissance Beyonce number that was so good, so clean. She had, like, 20 fucking dancers. She built the. No, no, no. Just a Puerto Rican queen that was in. And she built, like, the stairs that Beyonce comes down and like the court. It was insane. And Bob and I were telling y' all about that, about that bar in Puerto Rico where they did the Addams Family. They did. Like, it was just crazy. I was like, this is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Apparently, Lanisha was born in New York
Monet X Change
City, but she was. She said she was Puerto Rican queen on the show, right? Am I bringing that up?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I think she's Puerto Rican and was raised in Puerto Rico. But she was born. But according to this website, she was born in New York City.
Monet X Change
Got it. Um, let's go on to Jade Jolie. I met Jade Jolie for the first time when I did play Nashville, and she was on cast there. And she was very sweet, very nice. What sticks out about J. Jolie before? Y' all have heard Bob say this before, he has this aversion, and he dislikes when people just put things on their head. I remember she had a ser. She had a Froot Loop catsuit with a fruit loop cowl. And then she goes in her purse and takes a bowl.
Bob the Drag Queen
A bowl of fruit loop. I think it's tacky.
Monet X Change
And fastens it to her head. I would crack it up now. She didn't look bad, but I was just. All I can't hear is Bob was like, I hate when people just put things on their head. I hate.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, when a girl's like, I'm wearing, like, I found this French fry fabric and now I have a bottle of ketchup on my head. I'm like, I'm going to vomit. Jade Julie is the first girl to cross over between the two most popular drag competition reality shows on there are. She did Dracula and she did. And she was quite controversial on both shows. I think she is the drama.
Monet X Change
Why was she controversial on Dragula?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's gotten a couple fights. She's a fighting girl.
Monet X Change
Work. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think probably the most famous Taylor Swift impersonator in the world.
Monet X Change
She looks just like the bitch. Like, she really does.
Bob the Drag Queen
She really thinks the bitch.
Monet X Change
Yes, clearly, because she coming for the Beehive and we don't. I'm not part of the Beehive. Why am I saying that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Taylor Swift came for the Beehive.
Monet X Change
No, no, no. I'm just kidding. Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now you have committed to everything. I'm gonna call girls. I ain't gonna call nobody. She came in the Beehive. She ain't coming up behind. I'm in the Beehive. I'm not in the Beehive. What? What's what today? Cause you don't know what is what you just struck.
Monet X Change
Oh, what the. Triggered.
Bob the Drag Queen
Triggered.
Monet X Change
Ivy Winters, Jinx's showmance. She looks like Jinx in this picture. Don't you look like Jinx in this picture?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she looks like Jinx. No.
Monet X Change
Personally, new Jinx, not old Jinx. Old Jinx looks great. Anyway, we'll get there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ivy Winters is from Greenville, Michigan, and I think she's back in the woods. She's back in Michigan these days, actually.
Monet X Change
Actually, yes. Did she quit drag or. She just rolled back, so she.
Bob the Drag Queen
So she did pretty much quit drag. She recently called her and was like, hey, I got a gig for you, if you want. If you want this gig. And she was like, girl, I don't do that no more.
Monet X Change
Okay, well, can you maybe. I want to do the gig. Can you ask me?
Bob the Drag Queen
The gig has passed. Someone else took it. It was actually. It was actually. It was actually a clowning gig. Someone I know needed a clown in the Michigan area, and I was like, oh, my God. I know. And Ivy Winters was a clown before she was a drag queen. She's been. She does circus arts and sword swallowing and juggling and stilt walking. And I was like, oh, I know. I know a clown who lives in Michigan. And she was like, I don't really dress up. I don't do clown stuff. I don't do drag stuff anymore. She's kind of just, like, living off the fat of the land. And she. She works or. I don't know if she works or is volunteering or what she's doing with this company with this group that makes hot air balloons.
Monet X Change
I went in a hot air balloon in San Diego one time. Was pretty terrifying. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon?
Bob the Drag Queen
I refuse to get a hot air balloon.
Monet X Change
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't look safe or fun. And I would like for at least one of those things to be the case, you know, also, fun fact, by the winter, she makes her own lube with. She has her. She has a whole recipe posted on YouTube. She does a whole make my own. Make your own Lube video on YouTube.
Monet X Change
Can I tell you before I started, like, before I knew what was what, I used to use Vaseline and that shit. A, it hurts, and B, it breaks the condom.
Bob the Drag Queen
You put Vaseline on a condom like I would.
Monet X Change
Before I knew it was what, I would put Vaseline on the person.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I'm shocked you use condoms. I'm shocked that you use. That you used to use condoms. Check if you give me two.
Monet X Change
Bob, you know. You know we've had this conversation many times. I only believe in condoms. I'm not a. I'm not a. I'm on prep, girl. Be on prep. Ignoring everything else that's out there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, sure.
Monet X Change
Call me Tremaine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I forgot your. I said okay, Monet. Sure. I forgot your Internet Persona. Monet only wears condoms. Anyway, those of you who have bust Monet down in public, I. But I found that. That. That guy in Copenhagen. I think I was in Switzerland last time. I'm actually not in Switzerland. I'm in Copenhagen. I thought I was in Stockholm. I'm not in Stockholm. I'm in Copenhagen.
Monet X Change
Well, they big over there, too,
Bob the Drag Queen
but everyone here is very tall. We should be going to probably one of the most popular queens in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race, by the way, I've abandoned the quotes, obviously, girl.
Monet X Change
Let me tell you something, Bob. You can't keep up with your own rubric that you're selling for this. Every time it changes. I can't keep up. My head is swirling.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that's because you're on drugs, Monet. That's because you're high in the workplace.
Monet X Change
I'm not high anymore. That was last night.
Bob the Drag Queen
You just. You were just like, my head is still cooking.
Monet X Change
Okay, so I took Patty to see Sza for his birthday. I saw Sza back in February with Kamika. And I got me and Patti a ticket to go for his birthday yesterday. So we're at the show. Bitch, we are front row.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay?
Monet X Change
Sza is here. Me and Patty are here. So then she's doing the whole show, and then she gets to, like, Drew Barrymore. She's sitting on the stage. Jacob, don't you ever. Oh, let's take one.
Jacob
Take a commercial break.
Monet X Change
Let's take a break, and I'll tell you more about Scissor. Okay, so, yeah, so she's doing Drew Brown, where she's on the floor of the stage, she's like, doing her thing. And then in.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has a song called Drew Barrymore.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's it about?
Monet X Change
It's about. It's about just. It has nothing to do with Drew Barrymore. It's about just like normal scissors shit. Like, feeling unattractive and want to be better for her. And, like, this guy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is there anything about being a side chick in there?
Monet X Change
Of course. No, no, no. That's there. There's all side chick lyrics in Drew Barrymore, and it wasn't Drew Barrymore.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. It was Reese Witherspoon, Sinead o'. Connor. Anyway, Charlize Theron, she's on the floor
Monet X Change
and then she's doing her thing. And then Julia Roberts.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which white woman did she named the song after?
Monet X Change
It's not. And then she. And then she peeps me and she just goes. And I was like. And then at the end of the concert, she finishes the whole thing and she comes back out at the end, and then she's like. Talks to her. She goes, hi, Monet. I was like, I just love her so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
She says it. Put your money where your mouth is. If you really love Monet, DM her phone number right now. If you really love Monet.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your phone number right now says, you're out of. Enough with the waving at the concert. That's. That's. That's anyone you can wave at. Anyone you can wave at anyone. If you really love Monet, change dm, Monet. Exchange your phone number right now. And if. And if not, you're a fake bitch.
Jacob
Don't you.
Shannon Maldonado
You.
Monet X Change
Don't you ever dare say that about my girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
If.
Monet X Change
If.
Bob the Drag Queen
If she's not dm, you, she's a. She's a fake bitch.
Monet X Change
Anyway, the concert.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have. You. You literally have 24 hours. Everyone. Tag says in this, you have 24 hours to respond. Monet will be looking for the DM.
Monet X Change
Don't you dare say that. The concert was fucking phenomenal. She is just such a great performer. She's like. It's. It was just so good. Patty and I were just. I've seen her three times.
Bob the Drag Queen
But is she a good friend?
Monet X Change
I. We're not friends. I don't know that. I don't have the answer to that.
Bob the Drag Queen
But we're going to find out when she DMS your phone number. Scissors.
Monet X Change
It was such a good concert. So fucking good. Anyway, did you have a picture of
Bob the Drag Queen
her with the rock?
Monet X Change
With the rock?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, her on the rock on Paper Magazine would be everything. That would be low key, major. The Rock, her and the guy who plays Paperboy on Atlanta together.
Monet X Change
No, I like your. I like your first idea. Sizzling the Rock on Paper Magazine. That's fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just saying y' all should. Y' all should. If you see them on there, just know that I literally am the one who made it happen.
Monet X Change
And how.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Alyssa Edwards. We didn't. You didn't say anything about Alyssa Edwards. How did you get on to. Oh, your drug. Your drug problem?
Jacob
I love.
Bob the Drag Queen
Alyssa Edwards is the. Is a. Is a former disgraced Ms. Gay US of A.
Monet X Change
Damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is a fifth alternate for Drag Race season five. She is one of the most popular and followed queens on the show. She had her own Netflix series. Oh, she did Dancing Queen.
Monet X Change
Dancing Queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
She. She owns a dance company in Mesquite, Texas.
Monet X Change
Beyond Belief Dance Studio. She also had. She. She was one of the first girlies to popularize the WOW Presents. The wow. The WOW Channel. Like, she had a very, very, very viral show on there, Elise, Alyssa's Secret. And she has. She has. She has a lot of, like, viral moments from that show. And I've done many tours. I've toured with Alyssa like, two or three times now. Alyssa is such a good time on tour. She's Alyssa kind of like Monique Hart. I just enjoy being around Alyssa and watching Alyssa interact with the world. Like when she, like, roll out of her bunk or we would be on the. Be on the bus at night going to bed, and she just like always on some shenanigans. When we were on tour together, we were Barry's together. Like, almost every city that we were in, we'd go to a Barry's class together. And I just love Alyssa. I love Alyssa. No complaints.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fun fact about Alyssa, she's gonna hate that I'm saying this, but Alyssa has either been, like, released or quit every gig we've ever done together. And I'm not. This is not. This is not an exaggeration. Literally every gig we've done together, she has either left the tour early for some reason. We even did this one shoot that was like, literally just for one day. It was a one day shoot. It was me, Jinx Valentina, Gia Gunn, and Alyssa Edwards.
Monet X Change
For what?
Bob the Drag Queen
We were doing a recap, like a digital recap series for claws. Then you see an ass show.
Monet X Change
I remember when you got those nails
Bob the Drag Queen
made and Alyssa left in the middle of the.
Monet X Change
Can you give us an insight tea? Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. Why? I don't remember why? She was just talking to the producer. We were all, like, getting dressed for our next scene, and then we just looked up, and Alyssa was just gone. We were like, oh, there goes Alyssa. So we shot, like, a few scenes without her. So if you go back and look at those videos, there's a few that Alyssa's just not in.
Monet X Change
I have this clip on my phone somewhere. We're on the bus at night, and Alyssa. It is me explaining the concept of polyamory to Alyssa Edwards, who we're talking about. Cause her and her new guy, I just go, alyssa, would you ever be polyamorous? And she goes, now, what the hell is a polymorphosis? And I was like, baby, what the
Bob the Drag Queen
hell is a polymorphosis?
Monet X Change
I was like, no, polyamorous. She's like, okay, now, Ms. Monet, tell me about this polyamory. Like, what is it? So you have more than one? No, baby, no. That's not for me. That's not for me, baby, because my man, he's for me only and not for all these little girls out here.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you there for the infamous left hook?
Monet X Change
I was not. I joined the tour.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you in the building?
Monet X Change
I was not. I joined the tour literally the next day.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's convenient of you.
Monet X Change
I really did.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's so convenient.
Monet X Change
I came into the thing, and as soon as I got there in New Orleans, Cracker pulled me aside, and she was like, girl. I was like, what
Bob the Drag Queen
that shit is? That story will never not be wild to me. Let's go on to our next person. Up next, we have Coco Montrese. Have you. Am I crazy? Did you have beef with her one time, too, or did I make that up?
Monet X Change
No, I never had before.
Shannon Maldonado
Coco.
Bob the Drag Queen
Coco Montrese was born in. Actually, I don't know where. It doesn't say where she was born, but she. I think she's currently in Vegas. Right, Bob.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just clicking. I'm just clicking the links and often says where they're born.
Monet X Change
So I'm just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm literally just clicking the link with their name on it, then reading what's there. I think it made it sound like
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you had information, like Coco was born.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's usually there, and I was scrolling down to find it, and for some reason, where she's born is not on
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the list because she was born nowhere but everywhere at the same time.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's. She. Because she's everywhere to me. So Coco Montrese is the one who sent home Alyssa Edwards, and she also is the one who succeeded Alyssa Edwards. Or not really succeeded, but she. She was the alternate. She was the first runner up. When Alyssa Edwards won Ms. Gay us of a or Miss Gay America, and then became the reigning After. Alyssa had been, for whatever reason, disgraced. Disgraced is the word I'm using. I don't know. They just. For whatever reason, she wasn't able to fulfill her duties. And that was the crux of their drama on season five.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think I've met Coco before. If I have, the moment is not sticking out to me, but I think I met Coco before. What I know about Coco is that Coco has apparently gotten a lot of stuff done on the. I mean, that's. Coco's ass is fucking huge now. And I think Coco is open about her. I don't think I'm outing her business. I think Coco. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you feel very confident. This is like when you call. When you told the world Queen Latifah was family.
Monet X Change
No. And Kim broke it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then Kim did it after you. Kim was following suit.
Monet X Change
So, I mean, again, again, I don't know for sure. I'm just saying, like, what I'm looking at. It looks like cohort has a big
Bob the Drag Queen
sound like Wendy Williams. I'm just. No, you sound like Omarosa. I'm saying before and after. Before and after. Before and after.
Monet X Change
But Coco is also one of the alternating hosts of Drag Race Live in Vegas, and she's on cast there. So Coco. Coco is like a through and through Vegas girl. Like, she's been to Vegas before Drag Race. She, she. She had this, like, fierce Janet Jackson person. She's like one of the biggest Janet Jackson impersonators in drag. At least. I don't know about the world, but she's like a go to drag Janet Jackson drag impersonator for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Coco's quite respected in the world of Las Vegas and in the world of drag, she's a title holder and she has. She popularized on television. One of a lip sync move that I see done all the time. Whenever a girl wants you to know that she knows every single word, she points to her mouth. She wants you to know that she's literally every single word. So you would not even know that she's not missing a single word. And it's honestly iconic.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's really dope.
Bob the Drag Queen
What song would you point to your mouth on?
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I've done it on Drag Race. I don't remember what it was. Oh, no, I used to do it for my song. The one I used to do the fucking. The nene. The Fight one. What you looking at? The records of the matter that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember the lyrics?
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What you looking at? Do I got something in my eye? Because what you looking at? Do I got something in my eye? Do I got shit up on my face? Or do my head catch a fire? Because you're really, really certain about something that you like. Jeez, ask for another number or you can fly cassette basket with it and get a ratchet Cool if it gets you feeling foggy before you know what?
Bob the Drag Queen
This is not easy as they have been a better rapper than you.
Monet X Change
I'm screaming it is fast. Also, you know she absolutely comped that a whole bunch of times. Ain't no way that bitch said that
Bob the Drag Queen
all in one day. Wow. Shots fired at Igazelia. So you think she's lying bitch?
Monet X Change
I did not say she's a lying bitch. Just not lying. Can you start. Stop trying to start drama with me and people. Igizelia was a guest on the exchange rate. I have her number. She's very sweet.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not. Then call her right now. Call her right now.
Monet X Change
Call her right now. That's so random.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look, I would do guess who back in the house heels clay clacking about fine first feminine style 211 of them divine so heavenly gentleman sweating this down across the board no doubt bite it like wow about to end this drought Titty soul pinafore fish queen Jezebel should be criminal don't make sense for a to be this in doubt what does that sound? Drop, drop, drop it to the south wait for the four drop to the floor Add up the tens to get the score I've been that yes, I love that drama Fishy feminine up and comer from the Clinton to the Obamas that keeps it tight down to the
Monet X Change
Obamas down you know it's from the
Bob the Drag Queen
Clintons to the Obama there's no down it's from the Clintons to the Obamas that keeps it tight and have a calm me the shrooms are still wearing off.
Monet X Change
Jacob, can you fact check fact check your little boyfriend, please? And don't be editing the Google lyrics to make it make you your boyfriend.
Bob the Drag Queen
Editing the Google Jacob's on lyricsy plus dot com.
Monet X Change
I don't put anything past the two of y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Let's just be clear.
Bob the Drag Queen
From the Clintons to the Obamas that
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keeps it tight Mother, do you want
Bob the Drag Queen
to admit that you're wrong before we move on or do you want to.
Jacob
What do you think the lyric is?
Monet X Change
No, I think I just not saying in Context. But I think Bob is right.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think you're wrong? Yeah. Say you're wrong.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say it out loud so the guests can hear you. Should we. Should we ask the audience? So we said before, have you seen?
Monet X Change
Have you seen?
Bob the Drag Queen
Shall we ask the audience?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's like IHOP and this. Someone's, like, trying to tell the waiter, like, I don't like my food. It was nasty. But they ate all the food. And the waiter's like, well, you ate it all. I did see that they're filming her. And then she goes, well, shall we ask the audience? And she picks up.
Monet X Change
I just do that. I didn't see that, honestly.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is like, an iconic move.
Monet X Change
Coco Montreal is also known for wearing those color contacts. I used to wear them back in the day. Bob used to make fun of me. Those, like, blue, ridiculous cartoon blue contact. Trixie used to wear them too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Trixie still wears them.
Monet X Change
No, she doesn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on to Detox, who is also one of the most popular queens, I think, from the franchise. She is a Florida girly living in
Monet X Change
Chi Town by way of. She lives in LA for a while.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she was LA when she was on Drag Race.
Monet X Change
I love Detox. I can't. I love Detoxicunt. I don't know how you pronounce it. Ikunt. Ikunt. I love Detox.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she really goes by that much anymore, to be honest.
Monet X Change
She doesn't. I've toured with Detox immensely. Detox and I have partied a lot together. I love Detox. Detox is a good time girl. She's very loyal, very sweet, very funny. There's this iconic, iconic video. I posted this video. I took this video of her when we did a meet and greet, like, in 2018 somewhere. I think it's gonna work. The world somewhere of her fucking tripping and falling, and it's just so funny. I fucking love Detox. Like, she's just a great queen. She's very sweet. Like, I just love, love, love Detox. Love Detox. Not a bad thing to say about her.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's also an All Stars runner up. In fact, we'll talk about that when
Monet X Change
we get back to the break.
Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
She is also an All Stars runner up. And is there. Is there, like a camaraderie or sisterhood amongst, like, All Stars first alternates or something?
Monet X Change
You're trying to be funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, you're a very recent inductee into this hall of Fame, and also you have a crown and she doesn't have a crown. So maybe you're part of, like, both clubs. You're part of the, like, you're part of a lot of clubs. You're part of the Miss Congeniality clubs, the first, the Runner up club, and the Winners clubs. So. Yeah, how does. How you. You have. You. You have. You wear a lot of hats and
Monet X Change
also Black All Stars club, and you
Bob the Drag Queen
scratch the brims of all those hats. What is the black. What is the black All Star? Just being. Being black and being on All Stars.
Monet X Change
Well, being All Stars winner in black.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay. Work.
Monet X Change
No, there's no.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many people in that club? Like, two, three.
Monet X Change
Me, Shay and Raja.
Bob the Drag Queen
Raja. Oh, yeah. We're talking about Canada. Kannada voices, the world.
Monet X Change
Yeah. So I. Yeah, I don't. Do you have any fun, fun stories that you can share with Detox?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I told this on the podcast once before, but one time I hooked up this guy and he was like, don't be nervous. Detox bucks me, like, two. Two months ago, he goes, and I want you to know something. Detox kissed every single inch of my body.
Monet X Change
Okay. You don't know. You added this last part. We didn't know that part he said,
Bob the Drag Queen
detox kissed every inch of my body.
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's one of her moves. So her and I often have this text where she's like, girl, we shop at the same store. We're always like, oh, that one. That one.
Monet X Change
One of our favorite things about Detox is that we would. Oh. So we were rehearsing for work the world 2019, the second year I was on Work the World, and we're in fucking. Oh, my God. We're in Kansas City for, like, a couple of days. We're putting the show together, rehearsing them as blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're in rehearsal, and David Radcliffe is doing something, and Detox is walking in. David, he flings his hand, hits Detox in the eye. She goes down, and Detox is leaking blood everywhere.
Bob the Drag Queen
You in a ring or a watch?
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't. I don't think he was. I think it was just his hand that hit her, and he split her eye open. And gtox had to wear an eye patch for, like, the first, like, for, like, two, two, three weeks because David fucked. Hit her in the eye, and she was bleeding the first day of rehearsal. We didn't do what single show yet.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's wild.
Monet X Change
I know. It was crazy. And then it was crazy. And then. So then we.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you ever pay him for taking out your competition?
Monet X Change
She's not my competition.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so Detox is literally not competition for you?
Monet X Change
My God damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monae said, bitch, you can't compete where you don't compare. Mon say, she's literally not competent.
Monet X Change
So. And Eddie and Detox.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is crazy.
Monet X Change
Detox and I would often paint together, and then, like, sometimes, like, you, especially when you're on. Towards the end of tour, you're getting so tired. Like, you. You've been on the road. You've done, like, five shows in a row, and then we just do this thing. I. I like D. Should I put on. Should I put. Should I wear this wiggle to the kitty cat? She like, girl, just go ahead and.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go ahead and give me the old
Monet X Change
kitty cat again, girl. To give me the old kitty cat. You'll be fine with.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is very Detox. That is very Detox. Give me all kitty cat, girl.
Monet X Change
I'm like, you know what?
Bob the Drag Queen
You right.
Monet X Change
And I sure will slap that kitty cat on details.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kind of reminds me of a bird sometimes. She's an animal. She's a bird.
Monet X Change
Why a bird? Can you explain why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think they like the shape of her face, and she has a long.
Monet X Change
Her face or her nose.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was her nose. And her. She has a long neck as well. She has a very long neck, very slender. She wears those little short, feathery wigs like Detox.
Monet X Change
I love Detox. She's so good, and I think I love her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Detox is wonderful. I don't think I've ever had a bad experience with Detox.
Monet X Change
Not a single one.
Jacob
After the ke$cruise, we. We were in the airport, the Florida airport, and Detox looked around and she was like, ugh. Why is everyone fucking staring at me? I remember that she was wearing. She was wearing a hat that said
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cunt in giant gold letters at 8 in the morning. Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also had, like, bright yellow hair, wearing, like, a monochromatic suit.
Monet X Change
And Detox would have glasses that are. That are three times the size of her face.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, why is everyone staring at me?
Monet X Change
Detox is also perpetually fighting with Delta on Twitter. Detox is always fighting with the elta.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. She's in an abusive relationship with Delta. Girl, I think it's time you fly United or something.
Monet X Change
Detox is always going at it with
Bob the Drag Queen
Delta like, she's in Chicago. I'm so, like, I think it's time you switch over to American. That's what all the. All the other Chicago girlies did, honey. Is because she is. Yeah, she is at it with it. Her and Nicole Byer.
Monet X Change
Nicole Byer's always. Well, you know, one time, Nicole Byer literally found in her blanket.
Bob the Drag Queen
We know it's in our special.
Monet X Change
That is im. I will say the other day, like, a month ago, I was in.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did she taste it? How does she know? How else are you supposed to know?
Monet X Change
Shift your weight one more time. Shift your fucking weight over your body one more time.
Bob the Drag Queen
You hate when I tell my head. Why do you. Why do you hate me?
Monet X Change
Because I don't know. Something about it really angers me. I hate it. Cause you ask a question, we'll be silent.
Bob the Drag Queen
You go,
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I hate that
Bob the Drag Queen
you're so ridiculous.
Monet X Change
So I was on. I took a blanket. Like, it was the flat. The blade flat, but it took a blanket on. My blanket was soaking wet. And in hindsight, as you put it back, I was like, I want to use this. But I should have said something.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, do you think there's a chance that maybe you spilled something on it?
Monet X Change
No, it was full. It was in the zip up there. I never opened it. And it was in the thing, and I went to go get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe it just didn't dry from the washing machine.
Monet X Change
Maybe. But it was gross. And I Ugh. I should have said something anyway, but I just. I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Instead you just laid under it the whole time.
Monet X Change
No, I put it back. Cause sometimes I just like. I just. I just wanted to come, so I sort of. So I don't make them feel bad, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
You wanted to come? What'd you say on the plane? Have you ever drank off on a plane? You do anything dirty on a plane?
Monet X Change
I've never jerked on a plane. I've never. I've never had sex on a plane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Never. Never under your sheet? Never in the. In the. In the. In the toilet?
Monet X Change
First of all, the toilets on planes are so fucking nasty. I. I couldn't even get an erection in the toilet. Be in my seat. What do you mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
In like the Delta One. You just lay back and just give a little chug. Chug. Give a little tug. Tug.
Monet X Change
Absolutely not. Are you fucking kidding?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just asking.
Monet X Change
Have you.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, of course. Never not. That's. That's indecent.
Monet X Change
You would. You would get a flight. Marshal will fucking arrest you as soon
Bob the Drag Queen
as I do think I could do it without getting caught, just to be clear. I do think I could do it without getting caught, to be clear.
Monet X Change
Or how about, you know, try it out and report back to us, let us know how that goes.
Jacob
Even.
Bob the Drag Queen
Even if it wasn't Delta 1, all you have to do is put your feet in the seat and put a blanket over yourself. And you give a little bob there.
Monet X Change
You're obviously jerking off.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it obvious?
Jacob
Hold on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Your body goes like. This
Bob the Drag Queen
could be anything.
Jacob
I could be.
Bob the Drag Queen
This could also be. Okay, this is me tap. This is me shaking my knee. This is me shaking my knee. And this is me jerking off.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
They look almost the same.
Monet X Change
Are you jerking it off to. We're here. Like, what are you watching?
Bob the Drag Queen
Just thoughts. Memories. Jacob. Memories of Jacob. Things Jacob's done in the past.
Monet X Change
How often when you masturbate, are you using memory?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sometimes I will remember something. But I'm still using something else, though. But it's rarely ever just memory.
Monet X Change
Same. Rarely same Since I just. Since I discovered porn on the phantom computer, I have never used memory.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I incorporate memories, though.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on to Boxy Mangers. That's one of my favorite little made up drag names like Reed. Drag. Drag names. That's a read. Like macaroni, cheese, slobber, drag thing. Boxy Managers is probably one of the funniest names I've ever heard. Roxy Andrews, who is a stunning queen and truly a. I think I'm gonna go ahead and say this. I. I really think she's a costume genius. I genuinely think that she's a costume genius.
Monet X Change
Oftentimes, when y' all see Roxy Andrews on social media in a picture or a performance at Parma House. I'm sorry. At Southern Nights, wherever. Roxxxy Andrews, nine times out of 10, made that outfit from head to toe, including the wig making, the wig, that wig making, everything. Roxxxy Andrews can figure out how to make anything. She is so good at drag. It's incredible. It's impressive.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's currently recreating some looks from Renaissance, and they look immaculate.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You should go look at it right now on Instagram.
Monet X Change
I'm sorry. The silver one. The silver one she didn't make, though. Someone else made that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, drag me.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that being said, she. I really think that she's a costume genius.
Monet X Change
She is wake genius.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her drag is so specific and so unique to her. It is. She has a very easily identifiable mug and style in general.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And she's also one of the nicest people ever. Roxxxy is, like, twice now. I've gone to. For some reason, anytime I go to Florida or Orlando specifically, I forget something, and I'll be like, I need this thing. And she'll be like, yeah, girl. Just like, what color? Stones. No stones. And she's not making it. She has so much drag. She just has a plethora of options. Like, you want stones, stones, blue toes. Like, she just. She lets you borrow the thing for as long as you need it. Roxy is.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's amazing. When I was in Vegas, I landed with my suitcases. Didn't come. For some reason, she was the number one helping me get myself together. Her and Naomi. And actually, I was the number one. Her, Naomi and Larry.
Monet X Change
Larry, Larry, Larry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hot chocolate. Oh, Larry Edwards were so great in helping me get my stuff together. They were just so, so great. Roxy is just.
Jacob
I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I really can't think of a single bad thing to say about. I actually, still, to this day, have a pair of underwear that Roxy let me have, because I was. I ran out of underwear on the tour, and I was like, ugh, I am out of underwear.
Monet X Change
You have thousand pairs of underwear. You finally ran out of one.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. I ran out of a pair, and Roxy gave me a pair of underwear to wear, and I still have those underwear to this day.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And, like, she's just so beautiful. And, like, I'm so. And I still. I think her body is so beautiful. Literally goals her doing that lip sync with this cracker and with that thick and juicy. Thick and juicy fucking reveal was so fierce. The wig reveal. Roxy was the first wig under wig reveal on Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
On Drag Race, yeah. She, she did that.
Monet X Change
So dope.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's, I think that is weird that people make fun of her childhood trauma so much.
Monet X Change
It's so wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's weird to me that everyone's like that. It's just weird that that's like a go to joke. It's very strange to me.
Monet X Change
Imagine being meet and greets and some fucking, fuck ass, fucking motherfucker comes in here like, how's that? Bus stop. Immediately punched in the face.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know who I'm gonna advocate for violence, but, you know, you do you.
Monet X Change
I saw this recently when Roxy didn't win All Stars. Oh, Season five. Was it an upset? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
When she didn't win? No. I think that Jinx was the clear and obvious winner.
Monet X Change
Was she really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, I think Jinx was the clear and obvious winner.
Monet X Change
I haven't watched it since it's.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think the clear and obvious runner up was Alaska.
Monet X Change
I haven't watched it since it originally aired, but I remember watching it thinking that, that Roxy was going to win. Like, I remember that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's interesting. You know, I think Jinx was a clear winner and I think that, that Alaska could have also won. I don't think that, that, that, that Roxy was ever going to win.
Monet X Change
Yeah, interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's. Okay, we are burning. We're actually not burning through. Let's go on to the runner up of All Stars 5 and the winner of All Stars 2.
Monet X Change
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why is she the, why is she the runner of All Stars 5? I mean, I meant season five, Drag Race 5. How is she the runner up, the current rock? Like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she's kind of, like, understood as a runner up.
Monet X Change
I don't know that to be true.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's kind of, like, clear that she's like, that she's like the runner up.
Monet X Change
I, I, I don't agree with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
What makes you say that is because she, she also had more challenge wins and she, I think that she's the runner up. But anyway, I mean, it doesn't matter. That's, that's not, that's not the point. Alaska is one of my favorite Drag race. She's one of my favorite drag queens of all time, actually.
Monet X Change
Alaska's great. So talented, so good at drag, so good at just art.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's very, very creative. She's, by the way, Alaska is taller than you think she is. However tall y' all think Alaska is, she's probably, like, one or two inches taller than that. She's taller than me.
Monet X Change
Is she?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think. I think so. Alaska came. Alaska came to. I think she's six two or six three. What an. I also. What an iconic. What an iconic voice.
Monet X Change
And that's how she talks, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
It is not. It's. She's not, like, putting on. That's how.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no. This is how she literally is.
Monet X Change
Like, when, like, we're just chilling. Like, anytime we've hung out together, she's just like. Yeah. I don't know if he goes. I mean, I can go over there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Bob, I don't think it's fair. She's from Erie, Pennsylvania. She does not give Erie, Pennsylvania vibes.
Monet X Change
She's not. She's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
She gives LA vibes, right?
Monet X Change
Definitely la. Like. Yeah. Do you remember her? Her and her brother had. That. Had that show together on a while.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Remember Corey Benny? I used to think he was so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wasn't he dating, like, Gigi Gorgeous for a while? Yeah, but they're obviously not together because
Monet X Change
Gigi is down with Rolaska. That was the name of the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gigi's now with. What's their name?
Monet X Change
Nat. Sketti.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nat. Yeah. Sketti. Sounds like when a kid can't say spaghetti.
Monet X Change
Nat. Sketti. Sketti.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went to Skhetti.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Alaska's one half of. Well, one third of mom podcasts. I mean, mom moguls of media.
Bob the Drag Queen
Moguls of media. Yeah.
Monet X Change
And then she's half of a race
Bob the Drag Queen
chaser, one third of the AAA girls.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. She's also 1/3 of royal ASCA.
Bob the Drag Queen
Talks roll.
Monet X Change
Alaska talks. No. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. She is the winner of All Stars 2. She still has, in my opinion, the best verse of any rap on Drag Race. In my humble opinion.
Monet X Change
I don't know. D to the E to the T to the O to the hold It X is a pretty great one, except
Bob the Drag Queen
for the fact that she was, like. Detox was, like, talking about how she's number two. You don't want to hear no rap how you're number two. I ain't saying I'm the best, but I ain't the worst. I don't want to hear that shit. I want to hear I wrote you down beneath the ground. Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
Monet X Change
Ha ha ha. Bitch, you was a clown. And now I'm gonna have to come and shut it down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. All right, let's Keep it on, bitch.
Monet X Change
Use a clown. Now I'm gonna have to come and shut this motherfucker down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Alaska's also one of those folks who is. She has such a. She has such identifiable drag. You could dress up as Alaska and it would be very clear who you're doing for sure. Alaska is one of those queens that you. If you. If you. If you dress up in her. Alaska, Trixie, maybe Rock and Sakura, Bianca, they're gonna be the ones. I would say if you dress up like them, it would.
Jacob
You would.
Bob the Drag Queen
No matter what, no matter your shape, your size or your color, people would be like, I know who you're doing.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I would see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could see that, like, instantly. She's great.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love Shout out to Alaska.
Monet X Change
We don't. Yeah, I love, love, love, love Alaska.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's do the Queen of All Queens. And more specifically, your queen. Your. More specifically, your fucking queen, Jinx Mon.
Monet X Change
My sister from your queen. My sister from All Stars 7 who snatched a crown. Two All Stars.
Shannon Maldonado
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
One All Stars ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx is not your queen.
Monet X Change
She's all of our Queen. She's all of our queen of queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's my queen. Is she your queen?
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's our queen of queen. So she is your queen, Jinx. I mean, I knew Jinx before. Well, Jinx and I, we toured together before, and we worked together on different stuff before All Stars 7. I love Jinx. I think Jinx is very fucking funny. Jinx is very talented, and she's. She's fucking dope.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx is one of the most talented drag queens I've ever met in my life. She's insanely funny. She's very neurotic. One of my favorite stories of Jinx ever. This is one of my favorite. When we were both in P Town at the same. We were both at the art House in P Town, and Jinx Monsoon and I. When you have to go and you have to go, if you don't have, like, 95% tickets to L's, you have to go and canvas to get people to come to your show. It was pretty standard. I had a much shorter contract. I was doing three shows a week, and I was there for six weeks. Jinx was there for the entire summer. She was doing, like, five shows a week. So obviously it was harder for her to sell tickets than it was for me. So I rarely. And I had just one drag race, so I rarely ever had to canvas what I was like. I'm a canvas because I want the experience. So I Went up there and I kept telling everyone. I was like, listen, guys, please come to my show. This is. This is my last show. I'm quitting. I'm quitting drag after this. This is my last show ever. And then I'm quitting drag. And then I kept being like, coming to the show. I'm quitting drag. Come to the show, please. I'm quitting drag. And then by the time they get a jinx, they jinx, like, come to my show. And they'd be like, I would, but I'm going to go see Bob. It's Bob's last show. It's her last show ever. And Jinx kept me like, that's not true. I was like, no, Jinx, it's true. I'm quitting Dragon. Going back to school. And then I did the entire show, and Jinx was livid. She was so annoyed with me. And then at the end of my show, I had this big standing ovation, and I was like, honestly, you guys are so great. I can't quit. You guys are such a great crowd.
Monet X Change
I could just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gonna come back and do it again tomorrow.
Monet X Change
I could just hear. She'd be like, no, he's not. It gets. Bob's last show. It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was.
Monet X Change
That was.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was one of my favorite Jinx Monsoon memories. She was a livid. And Jinx introduced me to Kenny. Kenny Monsoon, who I love.
Monet X Change
His last name is not Monsoon. He's not like, when you call him Monsoon.
Bob the Drag Queen
He doesn't mind. I call him Kenny Monsoon.
Shannon Maldonado
He.
Monet X Change
He. He doesn't like that. I mean.
Jacob
Sorry.
Monet X Change
They do not like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jinx. Kenny doesn't mind that I say Monsoon. I say Kenny Monsoon all the time.
Monet X Change
Okay, do you want maybe. Maybe check in? When's the last time you checked in at Jinx's show? Okay, that was, like, four months ago. Six months ago. Also, you know, things. People change, Bob. People change.
Bob the Drag Queen
People do change. Maybe in the last four. Maybe in the last three months or four months, things have changed.
Monet X Change
So they don't. They don't. They don't appreciate that.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Kenny Monsoon, if you're not into that now, then. Or Kenneth friend.
Monet X Change
And now you're saying it to 800,000 listeners, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go to the. What do you. Do you have an anecdote about your queen?
Monet X Change
Um, my favorite part about being Jinx's friend is making her think she's racist. It's like. It genuinely makes me happy and gives me a lot of joy. I do it on tour. I did it on Drag Race. It's great. Me, her, trinity and I going back to. We're not going back to. We're going to New Zealand to finish our tour at the end of January. And I cannot wait to every day to make her think that she's a racist and a problematic person.
Bob the Drag Queen
I noticed that People having misery is a big source of joy for you.
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
People having misery is a big source of joy for you.
Monet X Change
It really is. It makes me feel better about myself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Work. Let's go on to season six of Drag Race.
Monet X Change
This thing is so counterintuitive because every time I'm going to scroll up, but we have to scroll down for the next season. I'm sorry, Monet. I know it's very short.
Bob the Drag Queen
To drag race. Dragrace.fandom.com wiki and get that checked on as soon as possible.
Monet X Change
On season six, the first. I think she was the first one to enter the workroom.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember. I can't remember.
Monet X Change
Maybe not. Kelly Mantle. I've met Kelly. I've worked with Kelly most recently at the Drag Isn't Dangerous telethon. And Kelly is, again, another queen that's always very professional. She's great, she's sweet. I also saw her on the Trixie and Katya tour. She had a role on that tour as their. She's like their manager or the agent, something like that. And she's also on Meet the Browns on the Tammy Brown show. And yeah, Kelly is professional. She's great. She's sweet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting things about Kelly Mantle. Kelly Mantle is the, like, grandchild or something of Mickey Mantle.
Monet X Change
Who the hell is Mickey Mantle?
Bob the Drag Queen
A famous baseball player. Kelly Mantle is also indigenous Native American and identifies as two spirit.
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't know that she was indigenous and Native American.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Yeah. Kelly Mickle is a very interesting person. She's one of those old school queens who really blurs the gender line between, like, what it means to be a man or a woman. You really just kind of this, like, other entity, Lady Bunny kind of occupies that space as well, where Lady Bunny will use terms like man and woman, but she's kind of just like this Lady Bunny's kind of, like genderless in her life. And Kelly Mantle also is one of those queens that's kind of like that. Joey Arias is another one that's kind of like that.
Monet X Change
Well, I wouldn't say that's so for Bunny. Bunny. Bunny's pretty. Like, she's pretty male presenting out a dragon. Male identifying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I've heard everyone say, well, if I was one of the younger kids, I probably would call myself non binary, but I'm just an old fag mon.
Monet X Change
Every. We often had this discussion. She's like, no, I'm a man. Cause, you know, I mean, I just don't understand why.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just.
Monet X Change
It's not important. And I mean, girl, girl, listen, if you need to identify as one of you, that's fine, but I'm a man.
Bob the Drag Queen
Work. Well, let's talk more about Kelly Mansell. She had the bacon bra, the bacon top, and she had a song called Eliminated or, like eliminated or something. She released a song on the day of her elimination. Yeah. Kelly Mantle's a very, very interesting person.
Narrator/Ad Voice
Work.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Magnolia Crawford with that. Knows that's what she's known for. Magnolia Crawford is known for the nose.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now, Magnolia once hooked up with Jinx Monsoon. I know.
Monet X Change
Says it in her roast jokes, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
This is public lore at this point.
Monet X Change
Yeah, everyone knows that. Magnolia and Jinx and she Jinx with her nose.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Jinx topped Magnolia, which is. Wow, that Jinx top, not as wild.
Monet X Change
Jinx. She's very adamant about her being a
Bob the Drag Queen
bott, but she topped Magnolia. I know.
Monet X Change
Would you top Magnolia?
Bob the Drag Queen
Would I top Magnolia? I don't really know what Magnolia looks like these days, to be honest. I've never particularly had any sexual feelings toward Magnolia, to be honest.
Monet X Change
So I don't even know what they look like out of drag, to be honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, Jinx also topped a New York City drag queen.
Monet X Change
I know this. I know this. Who was it again? Wait, it was Marty, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, yeah. Magnolia Crawford is also the one who was, like, who wanted to be exposed. Magnolia had a really weird run. She was one of the girls who was like, I just want to be on tv. And then she. I think she has just. I think she has completely quit drag.
Monet X Change
Oh, really?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a flight attendant. I'm not sure. I think Delta, which I will say this. Delta uniforms are very sexy.
Monet X Change
They are. I saw a stat about Delta employees that was really good. Oh, it was on my Facebook, like, recently there was this, like, all black flight crew in Delta. And, like, and the flight attendant is recounting her experience walking on the plane, and they see, like, the two other flight attendants are black. And then they see the head flight attendant is black. She's like, oh, wow. All black flight attendant. That's crazy. Then the two captains walk on, and they were black. And she's like. They all, like, stopped in the galley and were like, this is crazy. That all of us are black.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then all the passengers were black. And then the plane got painted black.
Monet X Change
Soul Plane. Soul Plane was such a ridiculous movie. I could not. But so good, though. It's so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not good.
Monet X Change
That scene of the plane coming in and the plane is just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Soul Plane is a categorically bad movie. Pete Davidson once said that Soul Plane is the second. Soul Plane is the. Is the greatest tragedy of his watching. Soul Plane was the biggest tragedy of his life involving an airplane because y', all.
Monet X Change
His dad died in 9 11.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's not a good movie. Anyway. Magnolia Crawford. Yeah, I think she's quit drag, but she has a great video on YouTube called No1 tells the Queen what to Do. And if you like watching Bad Dragon Drag race videos, 10 out of 10 recommend. No one tells the Queen what to do. No one tells Quinn to do is top tier bad Drag Race music videos or like.
Monet X Change
Like bad production or. The song is bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
All of it. The whole. Every part of that song is. Every part of that entire endeavor is. Is. Is bad. And I think it might be intentional. It is. It is a delicious piece of art. You have to go watch. No One Tells the Queen what to do.
Monet X Change
Bobby, out here consuming all this jerkers content, girl, it's kind of wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, some of us actually enjoy the show that we were on. And it's not like a mean stuff.
Monet X Change
I do enjoy it. It's just so much to consume. How the. Who even knew they had a music video out? That's so just random.
Bob the Drag Queen
I knew. Clearly, I knew.
Monet X Change
Let's go. Yeah. Cause arrived Vivacious nyc. So love Vivacious. Very nice. Very sweet. I've told this story on a podcast before, but Bob really violated me with Vivacious in one way. In a very egregious way. On a rule, y' all that he prides himself on, he did to me, which was insane. And then still to this day, this nigga acting like Kimoni. What are you talking about? He knew her. It was fine. I need to turn your camera off. I need to turn. I need to minimize your square. I can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Vivacious is. I met Vivacious on Fire island after she filmed Drag Race, but before it had aired. And I was doing a show with Tina Burner, and this Jamaican gay guy came up to me, was like, one year, one. I can't even do her accent. Cause like. Cause it's not just Jamaican accent, but she has. Do you know how some Caribbean people are talking on top of it?
Monet X Change
Like that thing they lift their Soft palate. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And Vivacious does that. Mama has arrived. That's how she talks when she speaks. And I just thought she was really infectious, really sweet. I think she definitely is in possession of probably one of the most famous drag race in terms of drag race inanimate objects. Ornaysha is probably. Is top tier, I would say, for
Monet X Change
a while in the Pandemic, she was selling ornations, which I think is so funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. It's a great idea. Vivacious is really. I wonder if she'll ever get an All Stars. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Maybe she doesn't want to go back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she doesn't. Maybe she's been asked and she just, you know, doesn't want to. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Yeah. But, yeah, Vivacious is very sweet. Very sweet gal. Beautiful gowns, lovely gowns. Remember, On a season 2013, Ariana Grande came in as Vivacious. Was that that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, yeah, I do remember that. That's pretty iconic, actually.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Jacob
This season wasn't this 15, was it? Yeah, I think it was the most recent season because she's friends with Selena, but she didn't judge Selena's episode.
Monet X Change
Right.
Jacob
And Marcia. Marcia Masha was crazy about it.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
But who's friends with Selena? Ariana Grande's friends with Selena.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Cause Frankie.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do they know each other?
Jacob
Well, Selena's really good friends with Frankie.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Frankie Grande and Selena are good friends. They're both friends and by, you know, I'm sure by Osmosis, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, you know, we have time for one more. Yeah, let's do one more.
Monet X Change
We have one more. Let's go on to our next queen, which is April Carion. Oh, my God, I love April. I just met her recently. I went to the Victoria Monet concert here in la, which, by the way, was insane. Victoria Monet is about to fucking take over the world. Vocals on point, dancing. She danced the entire fucking time. Choreography, so clean, so smooth. It was one of the best shows I've seen all year on Bitch. I saw Renaissance this year. It was all. The concert photos have been so good. Sza, Victoria Monet, Beyonce. I mean, anyway, and I saw her there, so I'm just. So Me and David are sending. Oh, me and. Me and David. It wasn't Victoria Monet. It was Aliana Baraz. And me and David are.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. Who? Damn. So who's taking. So is Victoria Monet signing?
Monet X Change
No, all the stuff I said about Victoria Monet, but I saw April Carrie on. At another concert. Concert. And we're Just standing there, and then this guy bumps into me, and I was like, oh, it's okay. It's all good. And then I see the side of April face. I'm like, this person is so handsome. And she turns a little more. I was like, oh, my. That's April. I was like, oh, my God. Hey, girl. He's like, hi. And we, like, we're talking, we're chatting, and she's very sweet. Very beautiful.
Bob the Drag Queen
April, carry on. Is. Is very, very beautiful. In and out of drag.
Narrator/Ad Voice
Yes.
Monet X Change
I mean, both. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
April Cameron walked in with, like, a parachute, which I remember. Like, what?
Monet X Change
Just a look. But all the looks don't have to be. So it's just a cute. A cute look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just. My reaction was. My reaction money. I was just like, why does this got a parachute on? Like, what?
Monet X Change
She also had that iconic Runway look. The rain one with the. With the umbrella and the rain on the sides.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do remember that look. I do remember that look very well. And I remember her. She was one of the first ones I saw, like, actively campaigning for All Stars while on the show.
Monet X Change
Was she?
Bob the Drag Queen
At the finale, she was like, well, I didn't win because I was supposed to be the winner of All Stars.
Shannon Maldonado
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I don't think she's ever been asked. I don't think she's ever done an All Stars.
Monet X Change
No, she's never done All Stars. She's also. I remember that rain look because, you know, y' all went, like, well back in the day. Not so much anymore, because I think, like, again, like, up to leading up to, like, season nine, season eight, season ten. That's when Drag Race felt super. Like it happened so infrequently. It felt like. So there was, like, more, like. Like, more hoopla around it. And when they would show that initial trailer, like, you were, like, trying to see. They would show, like, some of the best looks from the season, the trailer. And that. And that umbrella one was there, along with which we're gonna talk later about someone else. That bug look the bend did. Anyway, that's how that one sticks out to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you see the shot for, like, Latinx Pride Month over at Latinx Pride
Monet X Change
month over at VH1 with Bianca Vanjie April. He named all of them Bianca Vanjie, April, Crystal Method, and I forget. And Alexis Mateo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bam, baby. Bam. Yeah. That's a great photo shoot.
Monet X Change
I wonder how they choose. How they choose.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember? Tell me. I did all the black winners, and I wasn't there. So that was just Bob don't even act.
Monet X Change
You were supposed to be there, but you couldn't because of Madonna.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I just. It was just weird. That was just so weird. That's so crazy.
Monet X Change
Y' all put it on because he was supposed to be there, but he couldn't be there for work.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was weird. You don't think it was weird that
Monet X Change
you couldn't make it? No, I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
That I wasn't. That I wasn't there.
Monet X Change
That. Well, she know she was supposed to be there, too. And literally the day. The night before, her outfit didn't arrive. So Shea was literally upstairs of the theater.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Monet's not telling the truth. Me and Shay were both literally outside of the theater trying to get in. There were security guards who would not allow us in, and they were wearing the Saint Lucian flag on their clothing,
Monet X Change
and there was a sign that said no Negroes.
Bob the Drag Queen
They were wearing the Saint Lucian flag, and they had very nice cell phones. So I don't know who sent them and where they were from. All I'm saying is I think it was very interesting that these international guards were all of a sudden not allowing two specific people in. Two black drag queens who you have publicly acknowledged are your biggest threats, and that intimidate you the most.
Monet X Change
Let's be clear, Shay. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, biggest threats, honey.
Monet X Change
Let's be very clear about that. Let's be very clear.
Bob the Drag Queen
So me and Shay, we will have ours.
Monet X Change
Let's be ever clear, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Me and Shay, we will have ours. Because you were mad.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'll have y' all day in court. That's what you're going to have.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because after your disgraced All Stars win, the true Black All Star won the true. Yes, Jacob.
Jacob
When you filmed the Black Queer Town hall roundtable with Peppermint Mohart and Shea Coulee, why wasn't Monet invited?
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet was invited. She declined.
Monet X Change
That is not true, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Monet X Change
Doubt is a freaking liar. He is.
Bob the Drag Queen
You did decline. You did decline, newbie. The first time we asked you to be a Nubian, we asked you to be a newbie. The first time you said you couldn't do it.
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
From when we asked you to do Newbie. The very first time we asked you
Monet X Change
to do Newbie, Bob Keeps. And I'm gonna say this every time. Bob knows why I declined because literally,
Bob the Drag Queen
when we got asked, we did decline.
Monet X Change
When we got asked us to do Nubia, Bob and I had a conversation. We were like, yeah, we have a sipping rivalry tour. It doesn't make any sense. To do Nubia because it's gonna mess with our dates. Bob, behind my back, agrees to do Nubia and then be like, money, why don't you do it? I'm like, we literally just spoke on the phone about why we shouldn't do it, and then you were part of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not. Bob.
Jacob
You are.
Monet X Change
You are lying.
Bob the Drag Queen
These are falsehoods, America. These are falsehoods. Because what happened was I told the cast of Nubia and I told you that I would not be doing all the Nubia. I was gonna be doing the New York City show and then Nubia was gonna go on tour without me. That was my plan. The entire time I was using myself to prompt up to the conversation you and I had. I was like, I'm doing the New York City show. Everyone in Nubia knew this. Everyone. Everyone over at Sibling Rivalry knew this.
Monet X Change
That was not a conversation we had. Also, you're. You're what Bob is.
Bob the Drag Queen
There was. There was. There was never the newbie tour there. There were two new year shows slated, one for L. A, one for New York. We didn't have a tour.
Monet X Change
But there was no intention was to do a tour. Like the whole thing was that Nubia was going to do a tour. That's. That's the offer that Bebe came to me at first.
Bob the Drag Queen
So there was going to. There was going to be a new. There was going to be a newbie tour, but I wasn't going to be part of it. I was going to be part of the New York show in the L. A. Because we never. Because the tour never actually was. The tour had never been put in place. We had a New York show and an L. A show. That was the only things we had. A New York show and then a show for LA Dragcon. That was all we had in place.
Monet X Change
And then for Civil Rivalry Tour, it's supposed to be a 35 city tour, which we're doing New York and LA. So contractually, with the 90 day thing, Bob was not supposed to do Nubia anyway. He did it anyway. So.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm not.
Monet X Change
I'm not violating my contract for you. I'm just saying it's interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you had good enough lawyers.
Monet X Change
Honey, you are sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honey, you are. What's your lawyer's name?
Monet X Change
Honey, you're a sick person.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's your lawyer's name?
Monet X Change
You're a sick person. You need to. You need to get well soon. You're sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
My lawyer will eat your lawyer up.
Monet X Change
Honey, you're sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bianca would gather your little lawyer you're sick.
Monet X Change
Gather. Hey, Siri, tell Patty to send Bob a get well soon card from Monet.
Narrator/Ad Voice
Your message to Ian and Chris says get well soon card.
Bob the Drag Queen
To whom?
Narrator/Ad Voice
Or change it.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is. What is it? Wow. All right, Monet.
Shannon Maldonado
We.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have made it through almost. Well, a season and a half kind of. No, y', all, this is going to be a very long series. A very long series.
Monet X Change
Just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just buckle up, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Monet X Change
I mean, if you're looking at it, we did. We did one whole season because we went from Mahogany to. We did. We did 13 girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we're not gonna. We're not gonna make it that far, y'.
Shannon Maldonado
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch, you look like fucking Ray Charles right now. Keith, go tell your ma, tell your pa. We're gonna send you back to Arkansas.
Monet X Change
Hey, I don't know that song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know any Ray Charles songs?
Monet X Change
Probably by. If I hear it, I'd be like, oh, I didn't know that was a Ray Charles song.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, she Give Me Money.
Monet X Change
I know that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gold Digger when I'm in need.
Jacob
Yay.
Bob the Drag Queen
The kind of no you're. You're doing. You're singing Kanye west song. I'm talking about the Ray Charles song. Jamie Foxx sings what you're singing.
Monet X Change
I'm doing the Amber Riley Jakey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah, but Ray Charles song says she's a kind of. She's a kind of friend indeed. I got a woman way over town that digs on me.
Monet X Change
You know, I was singing the other day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. But, Ray, Charlotte's song isn't about gold diggers. Did I say gold digger?
Monet X Change
You did say gold digger.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that's interesting.
Monet X Change
Shaka Khan is such a great singer.
Jacob
Yes.
Monet X Change
Like, incredible. Anytime we talk about black artist, Jacob always trying to rush rushes off the phone.
Jacob
I just. I'm trying to make sure we have time to do two episodes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Jacob's done that anytime. We talking about scissor, and you're a Veronica friend and does not happen once.
Monet X Change
Also, I had. I. I only have two.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not gonna let you paint my man in some shady light.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
I said we. You talking about Sza and this Veronica lady, so I'm not gonna let you paint my man in some shady light.
Monet X Change
Who's Veronica?
Bob the Drag Queen
Who the fuck is Veronica? Oh, Victoria. What's her name? What's her name? Victoria Dupree. Who is it?
Jacob
What's her name?
Monet X Change
Victoria Monet.
Shannon Maldonado
Veronica.
Bob the Drag Queen
Victoria Monet.
Monet X Change
You are. Yo, Bob is gonna be some of the only black. I don't know about your little friend Scissors and Veronica. All right, we need to go.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have to go. Goodbye.
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Date: October 30, 2023
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Summary by sections, with timestamps, quotes, and highlights.
In this lively, unscripted episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change continue their ambitious "a little about every RuGirl" series, sharing personal stories, observations, and opinions about queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race Seasons 5 and 6 and beyond. The duo’s signature banter, behind-the-scenes tea, and hilarious detours cover topics from Drag Race drama to gig mishaps, queen friendships, lyrics, sexual anecdotes, and even Bob's philosophy on clapping sync. The episode is packed with RuGirl trivia, inside jokes, and candid, biting humor.
[05:40 onward]
The main body of the episode is a conversational walk through various queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race, with the hosts sharing any memories, tea, or iconic moments:
Honey Mahogany
LaNaysha (Lineysha) Sparx
Jade Jolie
Ivy Winters
Alyssa Edwards
Coco Montrese
Detox
Roxxxy Andrews
Alaska Thunderfuck
Jinkx Monsoon
Kelly Mantle
Magnolia Crawford
Vivacious
April Carrión
Timestamped Highlights:
Clapping Sync Debate ([02:32]–[05:08]):
Monét and Bob hilariously debate audio/video delays when trying to clap in sync for their recording. Jacob, their producer, joins to clarify.
On Tour Anecdotes & Friendships
Banter Over Drugs & Wild Nights
On Sza’s “Drew Barrymore”
Breakdown of song themes and Monét’s fan moment ([18:41]–[20:35])
On Airline Experiences
Hilarious segment on which queens fight with Delta Airlines ([37:44]), and discussions of unorthodox behavior aboard planes ([39:08]–[41:13])
References to Drag Race Fandom
Sibling Rivalry shines in its signature blend of deep-cut Drag Race banter, hilarious storytelling, and playful shade. Monét and Bob’s conversation is rich for any RuPaul’s Drag Race fan, with honest assessments and irreverent humor. They provide not just drag gossip, but a window into queen sisterhood, ongoing fandom, and the complexities of being a drag celebrity.
Memorable Takeaway:
The hosts’ enduring camaraderie and willingness to poke fun at themselves and their peers make this a must-listen—and this “Every RuGirl” series is a drag-lover’s encyclopedia with a comedic twist.
This summary captures key discussions, memorable quotes, and timestamps for Drag Race aficionados and newcomers alike.