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Sibling Rivalry — “The One About Every RuGirl (Part IV)”

Release Date: November 6, 2023
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

Episode Overview

In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change continue their hilariously irreverent and insightful “Every RuGirl” series, giving their unfiltered takes on a new crop of memorable RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants. The duo moves chronologically through various queens from the middle seasons, reminiscing over legendary moments, addressing feuds (past and squashed), evaluating queens’ careers and talents, and, naturally, roasting each other along the way. The episode's signature banter is punctuated by tales of friendship, professional rivalries, iconic TV moments, and the unique camaraderie among RuGirls.

Main Topics & Key Insights

1. Travel Updates, Sandwich Rants, and Drag Life Logistics

Timestamps: 02:36–06:38

Bob calls in from Stockholm, shares his opinion on group food orders: “If you're ordering burgers for a group of people, put mayonnaise on the side for every single burger.” (04:05)
They talk about hotel pet peeves, including lack of convenient garbage cans.
Brief check-in about playing Spider-Man video games, and health quirks.

2. Gia Gunn: Iconic Villain and Squashed Beefs

Timestamps: 08:19–11:48

Monét recalls feud with Gia after All Stars 4: “She literally apologizes to me and says that she was going through a lot with, like, her family and her mom, and that’s why she was lashing out.” (10:01)
Bob praises Gia: “Gia Gun is an iconic TV villain. She should be on House of Villains, quite frankly.” (09:02)
They agree Gia is a masterful “villain” in the Drag Race universe, likened to Tiffany Pollard.

3. Milk: Alt Queen, Designer, and Spongebob Connections

Timestamps: 11:48–14:22

Bob: “Milk is cousins with the voice of SpongeBob.” (12:38)
Monét shares recent collaborations: “She made me my big yellow boa that I wore in Australia and she was so sweet... super on time.” (13:13)
Discourse on Milk’s on- and offstage personas.

4. Laganja Estranja: Drama, Vulnerability, and Catchphrases

Timestamps: 14:24–17:57

The hosts discuss the misconception that they dislike Laganja and share stories of working with her.
Bob reacts to Laganja’s famous “I feel very attacked”: “She was not being dramatic. They were attacking her.” (15:35)
Classic catchphrases and her status as a dance and lip sync icon.
Bob's favorite quote: “It’s dry. Kind of like your vagina.” (17:35)

5. Trinity K. Bonet: Beyoncé Impersonator and Quiet Pro

Timestamps: 18:03–20:41

Known for Beyoncé impersonations, largely inspired by the Renaissance era.
The hosts reflect on personal run-ins and Trinity's reputation for keeping her cool—unless provoked.
Monét: “She was very sweet, very kind, but we’ve never like officially done a gig together.” (19:38)

6. Jocelyn Fox: Womp Womp Legacy and Social Media Shade

Timestamps: 21:26–24:22

Reminiscences about Jocelyn’s ditzy drag style and iconic “womp womp” catchphrase.
Inside joke: Monet is called out for not following Jocelyn back on social media.
Bob keeps the roast going: “Why don’t you follow her?” (23:04)

7. BenDeLaCreme: Brilliance, Directing, and an Alternate All Stars Winner?

Timestamps: 24:29–27:22

Both hosts laud Ben’s creativity, work ethic, and impact: “BenDeLaCreme is such a brilliant artist and a performer and she’s so smart and she’s so funny.” (24:35)
Ben’s pivotal role in Monet’s one-woman show.
Discussion of Ben’s game-changing decision on All Stars: “If Ben did not quit, Ben would have absolutely won the show.” (26:19)

8. Darienne Lake: Comedy, Professionalism, and Killer Stories

Timestamps: 27:22–30:09

Acknowledgement of Darienne’s sharp roast skills and on-time work ethic.
Bob: “She had a really great joke that I still quote to this day... You’re garbage. You’re trash. You’re trash. You’re garbage.” (29:02)
Darienne’s now-legendary Hurricane Bianca quip.

9. Entertaining Sidebar: Drag Race “Loser” Discourse

Timestamps: 32:58–34:45

Bob broaches how Drag Race alumni react to “loser” jokes.
Monét: “I love people shading me. I think it's funny, like, I don't have thin skin like that.” (33:53)
Insights into post-show camaraderie vs. competition.

10. Courtney Act: Forever Twink, Global Star, and Australian Representation

Timestamps: 34:52–38:50

Monét’s deep admiration for Courtney, stories from working together.
Bob coins “forever twink” discourse: “You have to make it to 35 and still look like a twink to be a forever twink.” (36:14)
Both agree Courtney is underutilized as a Drag Race Down Under host: “Courtney Act is inarguably the most famous Australian drag queen alive.” (38:17)

11. Adore Delano: Fan Favorite, Musician, and Dramatic Exits

Timestamps: 40:57–45:17

Discussion of Adore’s music career, American Idol roots, and why she resonated with fans.
Recollection of her iconic walkout on All Stars 2.
Monét: “I adore the video for Adore U... the whole story is playing in reverse. It's such a good music, and the song is so good.” (42:54)

12. Bianca Del Rio: Queen of Shade, Queen of Hearts

Timestamps: 45:17–50:39

Both hosts share heartwarming and hilarious Bianca stories, from her trademark “Okay?” Twitter comments to lavish hospitality.
Monét: “Every couple of weeks you send a text like, ‘Hey girl, just checking on you, thinking about you.’” (46:39)
Bob recalls the thrill of making Bianca laugh as a young queen: “I made Bianca Del Rio laugh. That was cr. I was like, yes.” (47:43)
Fun anecdotes about Bianca’s gifting and inside jokes about Jacob’s “costume changes.”

13. Tempest DuJour: Tall Queen, Academic, and Drag Race Stock Photo Star

Timestamps: 51:04–56:43

Notable for “giving birth” on stage her first episode and being the face of “drag queen” on Shutterstock.
Bob: “Tempest had less than 24 hours to prepare for that role. It was kind of insane.” (56:09)
Amazing tidbit: Tempest has a PhD, as do a rare few Drag Race alums.

14. Sasha Belle / Frisbee Jenkins: “Cracked the Code,” OnlyFans, and Drag Name Changes

Timestamps: 58:50–60:56

Notoriously known for claiming to “crack the code” on winning Drag Race—before being eliminated second.
Discussion of queens’ OnlyFans content, including Monet’s and Andy’s.
Bob: “If you have an OnlyFans, I have been to you. I have patronized the arts.” (59:40)
Playful shade about lackluster premium content: “It’s just footage of them kissing and petting the cat and the dog… If you want to see whole, you have to pay more money.” (60:04)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Bob on group food orders:
“The people who want mayonnaise will not be bothered by having to open a packet and squirt some Hellman's onto their sandwich…” (04:05)
Monét on Gia Gunn apologizing:
“She literally apologizes to me and says that she was going through a lot with, like, her family and her mom, and that's why she was lashing out that way.” (10:01)
Bob on Milk's surprising cousin:
"Milk is cousins with the voice of SpongeBob." (12:38)
Bob on Forever Twinks:
“You have to make it to 35 and still look like a twink to be a forever twink.” (36:14)
Bob on Darienne Lake’s joke:
“She does her impersonation of flight attendants going down the aisle right before the plane lands with a trash bag... ‘You’re garbage. You’re trash. You’re trash. You’re garbage.’” (29:02)
Bob on Bianca Del Rio's signature response:
“You’ll be like, guys, today I finally won an Emmy award after trying for years and years. Thank you so much for believing in me. ‘Okay?’” (46:15)
Monét on BenDeLaCreme’s talent:
“BenDeLaCreme is such a brilliant artist and performer, and she’s so smart and she’s so funny.” (24:35)
Bob on supporting RuGirls’ OnlyFans:
“If you have an OnlyFans, I have been to you. I have patronized the arts.” (59:40)

Fun Segment Timestamps

On infamous Drag Race exit lines:
Discussion of Laganja’s “I feel very attacked” — (15:35)
On Bianca Del Rio’s legendary shadiness online:
(46:01–46:37)
On Jocelyn Fox’s catchphrases (“womp womp” vs. “wonk wonk”)
(22:52–23:04)
Adore Delano’s tattoo story — multitasking at its peak:
(44:02)

Overall Tone & Takeaways

This episode is classic Sibling Rivalry: witty, warm, rough-and-tumble, and packed with deep drag world insights. Bob and Monét’s dynamic blends comedic roasts with genuine affection and respect for their fellow queens, making this their own unofficial oral history of modern drag culture. For Drag Race fans, the episode offers both fun nostalgia and behind-the-scenes context about the real lives and careers of the show’s stars.

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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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[01:13]
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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[01:25]
Monet X Change
Hey, y'. Hey, y'. All, it's me, Monet here. I am coming to the New York comedy festival on November 9th and 10th. I'll be performing a bunch of shows for the festival. So go to monetexchange.com to get your tickets or just Google New York Comedy Festival and Monet and you'll see the tickets there. I'm excited to see y'. All. And there are low tickets, limited tickets available. And y' all know me, bitch. I love a sellout. So sell me the motherfucking shit out, period.
[01:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
You sold out years ago, honey.
[01:49]
Monet X Change
Goodbye.
[01:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
[01:53]
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change.
[01:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about Forever Twinks.
[02:16]
Monet X Change
We continue with our Every Rugo series
[02:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
and we find out what made Monet say this.
[02:21]
Jacob
You stand.
[02:22]
Monet X Change
If you would like Monego smaller, just try St. Lucia. You really.
[02:25]
Commercial Narrator
You just.
[02:25]
Monet X Change
You just came out of my neck. And we find out what made Bob say this.
[02:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
I took one bite of candy. You act like I just pulled up a whole slop of mashed potatoes.
[02:36]
Monet X Change
Hi, Bob.
[02:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, Mo.
[02:39]
Monet X Change
How are you? You know, I'm doing well. We had a Meeting this morning. And then I was at the gym this morning and I'm doing this morning bitch.
[02:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not this morning for me. I was like this morning.
[02:52]
Monet X Change
And I'm supposed to be going to Costco with Kim and Naomi, but I can't because I have to get ready to do this. I had to get in drag for this thing later.
[03:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
So don't cancel on Kim last moment. She'll do a podcast about you. She'll go on your podcast, talk about you. Don't go on Kim. Don't cancel on Kim last minute, honey.
[03:10]
Monet X Change
Imagine going on someone's own platform and coming for them. That's wild.
[03:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine you imagine your co host rooting it on. I am in Stockholm, I think.
[03:21]
Monet X Change
Finally, Stockholm. Last time he told you Stockholm, you weren't in Stockholm. Are you actually there now?
[03:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wasn't. I was in Copenhagen in Denmark, and now I'm in Stockholm work. And we got. We got a show here tomorrow. For those of you who want a timeline, you can check that timeline.
[03:38]
Monet X Change
Stockholm is where I had the nastiest Mexican food I ever had in my life.
[03:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I wouldn't. I had a burger today and it was actually pretty good. From a person called meat on the bun. No, it's called bun Meat Bun is what it's called. Bun meat bun. And only thing is, they will put mayonnaise on. Okay, I have a couple ideas. This is my opinion about ordering food for groups of people for parties. This. I have rules about sandwiches, burgers, and pizzas.
[04:05]
Commercial Narrator
This is just.
[04:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is my opinion. Not really my opinions. If you're ordering burgers for a group of people, put mayonnaise on the side for every single burger. Just have a packet. Because the people who want mayonnaise will not be bothered by having to open a packet and squirt some Hellman's onto their sandwich.
[04:21]
Monet X Change
I agree with that.
[04:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
And the people who don't want mayonnaise don't have to scrape it off of their sandwich. Disassembling it. It looks crazy. You've used up all your napkins scraping off mayonnaise. So just ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, anything wet, put it on the side. And I want to take it a step further. Put the pickles on the side, too.
[04:43]
Monet X Change
I hate pickles.
[04:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Put the pickles on the side.
[04:46]
Monet X Change
Restaurant.
[04:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like pickles, but not on sandwiches. I like pickles by themselves as a solo thing, but when you put a pickle on a sandwich, bitch, you're eating a pickle sandwich. Can we just call it spade?
[04:57]
Monet X Change
A spade have you seen how it's ya boy candy has made koolickles into a very lucrative business. Have you seen this?
[05:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, so what's happening is Kandy is put the koolickles on her. Not the koolikles, the chamoy pickle kit on her TikTok shop.
[05:16]
Monet X Change
She promotes it on her Instagram.
[05:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
On Instagram too.
[05:20]
Monet X Change
She's making koolikles.
[05:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
The doors have opened.
[05:26]
Monet X Change
I mean, I don't know if she's. I don't think she's calling them koolikles, but she's putting juices in pickles. She's selling like tens of thousands of them.
[05:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
No one I'm looking. It's a chamoy. It's a chamoy kit. Monet.
[05:38]
Monet X Change
No, she does purple. She does. There's grape. There's like different flavors from the chamoy kit.
[05:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a chamoy pickle kit. Oh my God, you're such a boomer. Oh my God. You don't get it. Okay, it's a chamoy pickle kit and you get a chamoy pickle and then you wrap it in fruit roll ups. You put Takis in it, you put the spaghetti sauce in it and then you squirt chamoy on it and then you sprinkle it with some little like sweet sauce.
[06:11]
Monet X Change
That shit sounds like a fucking diarrhea.
[06:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
And so chamoy pickle kids were huge on, on Instagram. I'm on TikTok and you can, you can use your affiliate link to post and sell them from your, from your page. Yeah, Chamois pickle kids are huge. Sorry, we gotta pause for that. I gotta put my computer in. Will you be in these hotels room and you trying to fucking get near a plug?
[06:33]
Monet X Change
Well, my thing is that they don't ever have garbages. Hotels would not put garbage anywhere. It's so annoying.
[06:39]
Jacob
How are you liking Spider Man?
[06:41]
Monet X Change
It's going well. I really like. I haven't played it a whole bunch because I've been so busy with stuff, but it's, it's great. How about you?
[06:47]
Jacob
Yeah, they, they, they really turned it.
[06:49]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's a really good.
[06:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
This new computer can hold a charge forever, but it takes a long time to charge you now gotta go pee.
[06:57]
Jacob
Where are you in the plot?
[07:01]
Monet X Change
I'm only like 11 complete. So Peter just. I. Oh, I just passed the. Pat passed the part when he was going on the bridge and he goes into. The thing was hidden so you had to like. It was like a hologram. And he went that. I literally just beat that whole section. Where you at? How much percent have you done?
[07:21]
Jacob
I'm at, like, 30, 40%.
[07:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, work.
[07:24]
Jacob
Yeah, I'm, like, pretty deep into it, my friend. How much longer there is?
[07:29]
Monet X Change
Well, my friend Jonathan beat it already. But he also didn't do, like, any side quests. He, like, just played the story straight through.
[07:36]
Jacob
No, it's hard to. The story is so good. It's hard to, like, balance between, like, doing the side quests and doing the main missions.
[07:43]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree.
[07:44]
Jacob
The side quests are good, but, like, the main missions are so good.
[07:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you know, it's a new problem for me.
[07:49]
Monet X Change
Monet tell me.
[07:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Peeing. And then, like, two minutes later, a little trickle. This is very new for me.
[07:56]
Monet X Change
Really?
[07:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I never. I've never had this problem until, like, the past, like, two months.
[08:02]
Monet X Change
Does that do with your prostate or something? Why does that happen?
[08:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't, Monet, don't. I'm not interested in that. Don't do that. I don't wanna. Don't webmd me. Don't webmd me, bitch. Monet's like, you got cancer. Let's move on.
[08:19]
Monet X Change
Okay, so we're continuing our series about every RU girl, and we're kicking off
[08:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
to a real good one.
[08:26]
Monet X Change
Girl.
[08:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're kicking off to a real keke. Honey, this is Homegirl.
[08:32]
Monet X Change
Oh, girl. We're friends now. I love her. I think she's so funny.
[08:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
All the way from Carpentersville, Illinois, honey, we have the one and only Miss. She is the Boom Boom Gun. Miss Gia Gunn.
[08:45]
Monet X Change
Boom Boom Gun. I think one of the most iconic things about Gia was her entrance look for her first season. I saw so many people recreate that hoop Gucci bag.
[08:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was thinking it was a Chanel, wasn't it? Was it Gucci? I don't remember. I thought.
[08:59]
Monet X Change
I thought it was Gucci, but it may be Chanel. I don't know.
[09:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Gia Gun is an iconic TV villain. She should be on House of Villains, quite frankly.
[09:06]
Monet X Change
Yes, I agree.
[09:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Gia Gunn is wild. Can I just. Can we talk about a little bit about your Tyra Banks? Monet was. Monet called me. She was so. Monet was so excited about this moment, too. Monet was like, I'm going to have g a gun, but I'm going to do it Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell style. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have no audience. Did you. You guys didn't have an audience, did you?
[09:29]
Monet X Change
No, we did. We didn't have an audience. We Did.
[09:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
But at first, when it was like, I'm gonna have no audience, and I bought. I bought the receipts. I got every receipt. I'm gonna be like, why'd you do this? Why'd you do this? Now, y' all know Mon is. Monet is all talk, baby. Monet is barking. As soon as you got there, Mon.
[09:44]
Jacob
But.
[09:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
But. But Monet. The thing about Monet is. Monet is a. Let me just say this. Monet is a softy. If Monet comes at you hard and if you just start to, like, repent and feel bad, Monet will just stop the attack. Mon will be like, okay, sorry. Monet will immediately be like, all right, okay. I feel bad.
[10:02]
Monet X Change
So, like, so G. So if y' all don't know so G. We. After season, after All Stars 4 aired, Gia Gun did, like, a bunch of, like, interviews. And she was like, for. So for whatever reason, just coming from me saying, like, I had bad wigs. Like, just reading me for no reason. Like, just for whatever. And we had. She was there for two episodes. Like, we didn't have much. Three episodes. We didn't have much interaction. So I was, like, kind of gagged that I was getting this, like, vitriol from her. So then I, like, tweeted something about her, and then when I won, I tweeted, like, out. Like, it was like, girl, soak what up? Like, what she said about me? And I said, Bitch, $100,000. And she retweeted that and came from. Anyway, so we had this thing online. So then I was like, so then I had my talk show exchange rates. I was like, ooh. My producers were like, we're talking about guests. And they were like, we can get Gia Gunn. And I was like, okay, yeah, let's bring on the show. I was like. I was like, so, Mike, again, this is, like, a big talk, big talk show. It's a talk show. I have, like, producers. Their jobs were literally to get details of our guests. So they went through our entire Twitter thing. They pulled clips of her reading me online, and we were going to play them during the show so I could reference them. I'd be like, well, you said this. Why you say that? So, like, we had. And they had it all ready to go. Gia comes in the interview, and then within the first. Y' all watch the interview. Within one of the first few questions, she literally apologizes to me and says that she was going through a lot with, like, her family and her mom, and that's why she was, like, lashing out that way. And and she apologized, and I was like, I forgive you, and I'm sorry
[11:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
that I was being too. Still dragging us. So don't pick up the bitch.
[11:27]
Monet X Change
But Gia and I are cool now. I think Gia is so funny. I, like, I. Gia, like Bob said, she's just such a good villain. Like, she just. Like Tiffany Pollard. She just says the right things at the right time. Like, all that shit she said about Trinity and Naomi and all of us in All Stars was so, so funny because she is just. She just knows how to say shit on tv. I don't know.
[11:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she's a wild one. Let's move on to one of the first. Like, not the first, obviously, but one of the first alt queens on Drag Race. I would say first five. I would say maybe Sharon, the Princess. Nina. Flowers. Milk. We're talking about Milk. All that to say we're talking about Milk now.
[12:15]
Monet X Change
Milk. I love Milk. Milk. So most recently, I've met Milk a few times. Milk is one of those queens. When she came out as a New York queen, people are like, right?
[12:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
We were all like, yeah. We were like, who the fuck is this? I mean, a couple of people who did a few. She did like, a few Suzanne Barch parties. Fun fact about Milk. Milk is cousins with the voice of SpongeBob.
[12:38]
Monet X Change
Really?
[12:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Milk's cousin is the voice of SpongeBob. And also, I love that Milk's name is. Milk's name is Dan Donegan, who sounds like a bully in a. In like, a 90s cartoon. Dan Donegan.
[12:49]
Monet X Change
Or sounds like a villain in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
[12:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hi, I'm Dan Donegan. But, yeah, Milk is. Yeah, Milk is related to spongebob. Isn't that wild?
[13:01]
Monet X Change
That is kind of wild. Milk is very sweet. Most recently, like, Milk.
[13:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Milk is not that sweet. Milk is kind of like a. I wouldn't say it's a base. How would you.
[13:14]
Monet X Change
Milk. So. So most recently, I did this tour in Australia. Oh, when Luxx did. In the finale of season 15, when they had those pictures, they did the silver thing. How Luxx had that big, silver, silver boa. I was like, that looks amazing. And Milk posted that she made that so that I was doing a tour. I was like, I want something like that. So she made me my big yellow boa that I wore in Australia. And she was so sweet. I hit her up. She made it. It got to me early. And y' all know we've talked we about this before. Designers will have you up. But Milk was super early. She's super on time, and I helped out with some other things. And then she a designer now. Well, she. She made that bow. I don't know if she sews other. I mean, I worked with her recently on a project, and she does. So I don't think she sews much of other people, but the boas she does make. I think if she wants to and she likes you, she'll make it.
[14:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't have one, so. Milk has spoken. Honey. Milk has said her piece about me. Honey.
[14:11]
Monet X Change
But I think Milk is also really hot.
[14:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Milk. She does the body. Good girl. It was her interest line. Let's go on to Trinity K. Bonet.
[14:22]
Monet X Change
No. Laganja Estrantia.
[14:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, did I skip one? Yeah, you're right. Let's go into Laganja Estranja, the girl
[14:30]
Monet X Change
that thinks that we hate her because she thinks this podcast hates her. We talk about her all the time, apparently.
[14:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's put it to. I think she's put. I think since the last time we mentioned that, I think she's put that story to bed. I think she's. I think she now knows that we don't hate her, which is funny because we see her out. I see her out in public all the time. We sit. We sit next to her at the Trix and Katya show, the Trixie Katu. Like, was it a Christmas show? No, just a random show. And we were, like, hung out and talked, and we did Madonna together.
[14:56]
Monet X Change
The one when you first met Madonna, like, two summers ago.
[14:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Pride show. Yeah. I got Laganja that gig, right?
[15:03]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. I mean, yeah.
[15:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally was like, hey, I know who you gotta get. Laganja Estranja. And she's like, they hate me. I'm like, this is crazy. Like, what? Okay, girl. Sure.
[15:21]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[15:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Laganja. She really talented.
[15:24]
Monet X Change
She's very talented. Laganja is. She has one of. She has a very popular catchphrase from drag. Well, not catchphrase. A phrase from Drag Race. Which one? I feel that I feel very attacked.
[15:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I've rewatched that and I agree. She was being attacked. She was not being dramatic. They were attacking her. And I would have felt the same way.
[15:46]
Monet X Change
Would you? Do you think you would have reacted the same way?
[15:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I would have yelled. I feel very attacked. But when she go. But when she said, I get it. You think I'm ugly. I know you. I get it. You think I'm annoying. Everyone thinks I'm very annoying. I get it. Trust me. I know you think I'm fake. You think I'm annoying. I probably would. That I would have done if everyone kept going on about how annoying and how annoying and fake I was. I'm like, I get it. I heard you. I heard you loud and clear. You think I'm annoying. Who else wants to fucking tell me? I think at one point I did say during my season because they kept going on how much they hate my makeup. I get it. You hate my makeup. You think I'm an ugly drag queen. You've made your point very clear. I get it. You do not like my makeup and you think I'm a bad, hideous drag queen. Does anyone else want to get it off their chest if they think I'm bad at looking good? Oh, my job. So I think I have responded in that way before.
[16:32]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Work. But, yeah, she's very talented. Very good dancer. I mean, that fucking. When she was a lip sync assassin On All Stars 5, the little jumping off the thing into the. Into the sp. Is cr.
[16:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
She had two iconic drag race interests, and she. We are spending a lot of time.
[16:51]
Monet X Change
We got to keep moving.
[16:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
But she also. I. I don't think they're.
[16:54]
Jacob
I'm sorry. I said we need to take a break.
[16:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, shit. Okay. Well, let me tell you about my favorite laganja quote after this.
[17:05]
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[17:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's dry. Kind of like your vagina. That is the lazy. Pointing at someone.
[17:44]
Monet X Change
An old lady.
[17:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's dry. Kind of like your vagina.
[17:50]
Monet X Change
Somebody's grandmother. She's like, your vagina is dry is unhinged behavior. But we love. We love.
[17:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because if it's not green, I'm not interested. On course.
[18:03]
Monet X Change
Is she still a big weed smoker?
[18:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. Oh, yes. Let's move on. Now we can move on to the Atlanta. Atlanta's premier Beyonce drag impersonator, Trinity K. Bonet, who I think is doing a lot of Beyonce stuff now, obviously because of Renaissance.
[18:21]
Monet X Change
Like, like, like.
[18:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like just Beyonce impersonation in her gigs.
[18:27]
Monet X Change
Okay. I'm about to say, like, is she doing stuff for Like Renaissance. I got it. Got it.
[18:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she's doing beyond. She's doing Beyonce inspired things, which, I mean, a lot of queens are, but I think that, I mean, Trinity doesn't quite look like Beyonce. No one really looks like Beyonce. That's not true. Michelle and that one Dominican lady. Have you seen this Dominican lady who looks. Who looks just like Beyonce? No, there's this random Dominican lady on Tick Tock who. Who is like Beyonce's doppelganger. And it's like, it's like. It's like if Beyonce spoke Spanish, this is who. This is who she'd be.
[18:59]
Monet X Change
That impersonates Mariah Carey. Looks just like Mariah Carey.
[19:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Insane.
[19:08]
Monet X Change
If I just type insane. Beyonce. Dominican.
[19:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just type in Beyonce person. She'll pop up. Or Beyonce look alike. She'll pop up. She's gonna be the first one that pops up. Even with no makeup on. Even when she just stands, she's looked like Beyonce without makeup on. It's kind of. It's really wild, actually. Did you find it?
[19:26]
Monet X Change
Is it her?
[19:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. I'll find anything to you. Don't worry. I'll find a sense to you. Do you have any Trinity cable name stories? Have you ever worked together?
[19:39]
Monet X Change
We kind of did. So there was a pride in Seattle. Pride, like two years ago. Thorgy was there, Simone was there. A lot of girls were there and I wasn't. I was there for the pride. But I did something earlier that day. So I went to the bar afterwards and Trinity was at this bar and she was just kind of sitting in the corner, not talking to many people, and I went to go talk to her. And me and her kind of watched us over from the balcony. But we've never worked together. She was very sweet, very kind, but we've never like officially done a gig together. But I met her a few times.
[20:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've done a few gigs with her. Check your DMs. Oh, that's not you. That's. That's the best. I almost hit it to our fucking Robert Page. I've done a few. I've done a few gigs with her and to be honest, never, never terribly eventful. And nothing, nothing super eventful has ever happened between me and her. We've never gotten to a fight or even had like a particularly strong laugh or a kiki or anything to really write home about. She. We kind of just kind of get in there, do our jobs and get out and never kind of have any other conversation about it besides that. So I don't really have any great Trinity K Bonet stories. I wish I did.
[20:41]
Monet X Change
I heard that. I have heard that Trinity will get buck. Like, if you try to come for Trinity, Trinity will boss up in a dressroom. I have heard that. I never experienced that. She's always been very pleasant, like, nothing like that. But I have heard that.
[20:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that why you're afraid of her?
[20:56]
Monet X Change
Yes, for my life.
[20:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you seen the question on TikTok? Would you fight Chrisean?
[21:02]
Monet X Change
And the answer is no.
[21:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone's like. Everyone's like, literally, no, no, no.
[21:06]
Monet X Change
This bitch is walking around with her tooth knocked out. She don't give a fuck.
[21:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I sent you the Beyonce look like, by the way.
[21:12]
Monet X Change
Oh, let me see. That's Beyonce.
[21:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, just. Jesus Christ. Give it three seconds. Literally three seconds. This girl's wild. Monet, you are really.
[21:22]
Monet X Change
I was like, bob, I think that's Beyonce.
[21:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
You are something else.
[21:26]
Commercial Narrator
You know that?
[21:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
You really are something else. All right, we are going to move. Wow. Right? She looks like Beyonce. We're gonna move on to the Womp womp queen herself, Ms. Jocelyn Fox, honey.
[21:38]
Monet X Change
Jocelyn Joselyn Hernandez Fox.
[21:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've met her before. I think she lives in, like, north or South Carolina.
[21:46]
Monet X Change
I know.
[21:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she lives in one of the Carolinas, or at least she did when I met. Maybe she was there when I saw her. I really don't remember much about Jocelyn Fox. I just know that she did the womp womp thing on her boob, that she used to wear a bunch of bras. She was kind of ditzy on the show, right?
[22:05]
Monet X Change
Yeah. She's also a queen, that RuPaul. There's oftentimes Ru gets really tickled by a queen, and he seems to be really entertained and tickled by Jocelyn.
[22:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm sure she's still doing drag, right?
[22:16]
Monet X Change
I don't know. Let's see.
[22:18]
Jacob
There was a really great moment on her season where another girl did Fran Drescher for Snatch Game, and Jocelyn Fox was like, that's not a good Fran Drescher. This is a good Fran Drescher. And then she did an impatience impeccable Fran Dresser impression.
[22:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, did she?
[22:31]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Jocelyn Fox follows me. She posted something on. On the 22nd, and she still does drag. She did ascend cannabis, celebrate pride on
[22:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
the 30th, but you don't follow her back. You wanna. You want to talk about why not?
[22:45]
Monet X Change
I don't know Jocelyn.
[22:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I never met her. I mean, she never met you, but she follows you.
[22:49]
Monet X Change
Keep it Foxy. That was her line. Keep it foxy.
[22:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her line was, want want her catchphrase. Is definitely womp womp.
[22:59]
Monet X Change
It's not. It's wonk wonk.
[23:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's womp womp.
[23:02]
Monet X Change
It's literally wonk wonk.
[23:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
What, are you reading her bio, bitch? Oh, yeah. Don't deflect. Why don't you follow her?
[23:13]
Monet X Change
I don't know Jocelyn.
[23:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
But she doesn't know you. But she follows you.
[23:16]
Monet X Change
Okay, that's her. She can follow whoever she wants to. I follow through a lot of people.
[23:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know everyone. Everyone you follow.
[23:22]
Monet X Change
You know, I'd ask if it's someone I want to follow. Someone I know.
[23:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you don't want to follow her?
[23:26]
Monet X Change
Not right now.
[23:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hmm. I had to scroll through your list of people you follow. Like, you know all these people. Wow, that's crazy. Mm. I didn't know you knew Beyonce. When did y' all meet?
[23:38]
Monet X Change
Back when I went to in 2009 at the Beyonce Experience. I went to the VIP meet and greet and I met her.
[23:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's so great about the Mari 72?
[23:48]
Monet X Change
Amari. Amari 72.
[23:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Amari 72. What's so great about them?
[23:52]
Monet X Change
They have really great resorts.
[23:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
What's so great? What's so great about. About. About. About Jaden? What's so great about Jaden? Why you love Jaden so much?
[24:01]
Monet X Change
I love Jaden. Jaden's a great singer. Wow.
[24:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jocelyn Fox. M exchange rivalry confirmed.
[24:09]
Monet X Change
Do you follow Jocelyn Fox?
[24:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Of course I do. Of course I do.
[24:13]
Monet X Change
No, you're gonna do it now. You such a liar.
[24:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I do follow Justin Fox. I'm pretty sure I follow Joseph. How do you say you do?
[24:22]
Jacob
Yeah, I'm looking right at you.
[24:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Because first of all, y' all know
[24:27]
Monet X Change
Bob and Jacob are sneaky. Y' all know Jacob just did that
[24:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
from his phone Because I support honey. Let's go on to a queen that you work closely with. Bendela Creme.
[24:36]
Monet X Change
I love Ben De la Creme. I'm gonna say right now, BenDeLaCreme is such a brilliant artist and a performer and she's so smart and she's so funny. Ben and I collaborated on my one woman show Life be life in and she directed the show and she is so brilliant and I am so happy that we got to work together. She's amazing. She's amazing. I fucking love bendelacreme. Love her.
[25:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Ben is very smart. I really recommend you all go look at her. And Jinx's Hulu show the Crystal. And Ben directed it and I think wrote it too. I think maybe hearing. Yeah, really smart stuff. Ben is a really creative, very, very Clever person. Very, very hardworking, very meticulous queen. I can't say enough good things about Ben Dilacrum.
[25:27]
Monet X Change
Her one woman shows. Like, I've seen Committed and it was so good. So good.
[25:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw Cosmos years ago at the Laurie Beachman Theater. She did a show called Cosmos, where it was all about her in, like, space, but also loosely tied with drinking because of, like, the drink Cosmos. And she did this really clever number where she. Where she. It's a burlesque number where she comes out as a fish and then she just strips and evolves into a tadpole, and then she becomes like a pro, like a. A primate, like a. Like a monkey and then like a gorilla and human. It is really, really clever. Really well done. She's a very, very smart performer.
[26:14]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[26:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
And some people say that she is the reason why Trixie won All Stars.
[26:19]
Monet X Change
I mean, if Ben did not quit, Ben would have absolutely won the show.
[26:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you don't think.
[26:26]
Monet X Change
You don't think that's what I said. I think that if Ben was in the competition, she'd have won. She would.
[26:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
You think she.
[26:33]
Monet X Change
Do you disagree with that logic?
[26:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Do you think Ben is a better drag queen than Trixie?
[26:36]
Monet X Change
No. I think they're both great in their own ways. Say it again.
[26:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's better at Drag Race?
[26:43]
Monet X Change
Me. I'm better than both of them.
[26:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Between those two, though, who's better than Trixie or Ben?
[26:48]
Monet X Change
Yeah. I plead the fifth. You are such a. You're such a fucking messy person. You are such a mess, Jacob. How do you live with the person?
[27:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob does the same thing. Me and Jacob on the same shit.
[27:04]
Monet X Change
Honey, y' all are a mess over there.
[27:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Me and Jacob on the same shit, Boo Boo. We go together like Rama llama llama, kiding, kiddy dinky dong.
[27:13]
Monet X Change
Y' all are so messy. Can I imagine a week in the life at the Ritz Caldwell household?
[27:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to one of the upstate queens, Ms. Darion Lake.
[27:30]
Monet X Change
Well, well, well. Can't say that joke no more.
[27:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
A couple of years ago. A couple of years ago, like five drag queens got. No, about a year ago. Got comedy specials, Monet X, Change. Darion Lake. Bebe's a Harbornet.
[27:49]
Monet X Change
Peppermint.
[27:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Peppermint Gene tree, montoon. And Ms. Craig got like a year before, right?
[27:54]
Monet X Change
She was able for Ginger Minj and Ginger Minj.
[27:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I have been able to see them all. I've only seen. I saw crackers. I saw BB's yours, Darians. I haven't seen Gingers.
[28:08]
Monet X Change
Watch mine.
[28:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I Haven't seen Gingers, and I haven't seen someone else's. Who?
[28:15]
Monet X Change
You see Peps?
[28:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw Peps, too. Yeah. I guess the only one I haven't seen is Gingers. Actually. Darren has some really funny moments in hers. Darren has some pretty funny moments in hers.
[28:25]
Monet X Change
I love Darren. Darren's very funny. The first time I worked with Darion was on the Haters Roast, the one that I famously left for to give Bob his career.
[28:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
My daughter.
[28:35]
Monet X Change
And then. So that was. I first worked with her then she was our roast master for all intents and purposes. And she's very funny. Her set was very funny. And Darren is a. Also. I make it a point to say this because it always not impresses me, but it always makes me like. Like a queen more. She's a professional person. Like, she's on time. She's not late for the meet and greet. She's ready to go. She's like. She does everything, like, by the book, and she's like, it's always a pleasure to work with other queens like that.
[29:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she's been in the business for a minute. You know what I mean?
[29:03]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[29:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
She had. She had a really great joke that I still quote to this day. To this day is so fun. She pointed out, and it's so funny. I don't even know what she pointed out. I don't know where she. Maybe she came with. I can't remember. But she's like. She does her impersonation of flight attendants going down the aisle right before the plane lands with a trash bag. And she looks and she goes, you're garbage. You're trash. You're trash. You're garbage. And I always think about that. You're garbage. You're trash. You're trash. You're garbage. And then she also said that. She said that. She said Hurricane Bianca was so bad that she walked out of that. She walked out on it. She watched it. She was watching it on a plane. She was like, hurricane Bianca was so bad. I was watching on a plane and I still walked out, which is really funny.
[29:49]
Monet X Change
You know, some guy did that recently. They were on a plane somewhere, and
[29:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
he opened the door.
[29:54]
Monet X Change
He tried to open the door. Could you imagine being on a plane and someone like, what? Like, doesn't it create a vacuum that sucks you out? I don't understand how to even function.
[30:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought they were low enough that the pressure wasn't. That the pressure wasn't pressurizing.
[30:07]
Monet X Change
Hell, what the fuck is wrong with people?
[30:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, that's crazy people. I Saw this guy on TikTok today, make a video. And he was like, if I said something, you could tell anybody, say, what's somebody gonna do? And I was like, listen, acting tough and bad is one thing. Until you meet someone who literally has nothing to lose. There are people in this world who don't have a screw intact in their head. It's all just nutty and rattling around. There are people who have nothing to lose. There are people in the world who are like, this is my last day and I'm taking some body. Somebody is going to go with me. You know what I mean? So I'm like acting big. And that's why I say fighting. I have committed to this life. I'm not. I'm avoiding fighting at all cost. I have no reason to get into any fist fight with anyone unless it is my absolute last resort.
[31:00]
Monet X Change
Well, let's take a break and I'll tell you why that should not be a last resort. Okay, that can be your last resort. But for me, sometimes. I understand that logic. But sometimes in the moment, like, your anger, all that stuff just knocks that out and you're like, bitch, I'm hitting you back. So I don't think instances where I got into a fight, I don't think I was like. Except in middle school when I was just like in like a really bad school and just like, it was toxic all around. Say it again.
[31:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Say, drag your school.
[31:33]
Monet X Change
But when? Third worst middle school in Brooklyn. But when I was in as a grown person, when I saw that guy that fucking called me the N word and got me arrested in New York, like, I didn't want to fight. I just literally was taken back to that moment and I just saw black. Like, I just wanted. Like, I was so angry. Like, I wasn't like, oh, I'm gonna fight today. I'm big and bad. It was like, I want to hurt you for what you did to me.
[31:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never blacked out in rape. I've never blacked out in anger. I've been angry in my life, but I've never been so angry that I was like, I don't even remember where I was. I just woke up and I was like, covered it. It wasn't until I washed my butt off my hands, I even knew he was dead. I've never had that moment before. There was one time in my life where I thought to myself, I was so angry that I kept thinking, if I see this guy, I will attack him. He was a childhood friend that I let stay with me as an adult. He robbed me. He broke into my house and robbed me, but I never saw him. I don't know if I actually would. I just kept fantasizing about it. I don't know if I actually would have actually done it, though, you know?
[32:27]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah.
[32:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, Liam Neeson said that he was once running around thinking about a girl. That.
[32:33]
Jacob
That.
[32:33]
Monet X Change
That viral clip. Yes.
[32:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Killing a black man. Just.
[32:37]
Monet X Change
Anyway, Mr. Taken, every time I watch him Taken, he's envisioning them as black people.
[32:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm screaming, let's go on to our next contestant. They're all. They actually literally are all contestants. Can I ask you a question, Monet, before we go into this next girl?
[32:53]
Monet X Change
Tell me. What.
[32:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's kind of a bit in the Drag Race world where you talk about all the girls from Drag Race, and then you say, look at all these losers. And then if one of them didn't win, you go, no, I'm not. I'm not being mean. They are. They. They did lose. And then. Then some of the girls like, I'm not a fucking loser. I'm not no fucking loser, honey. And it's like, I'm not saying you like your essence, but you. You lost this. You are kind of a loser. How do you feel about that? Has that ever offended you before you were a winner? Were you, like, offended by jokes like that? Cause you probably heard them in your time.
[33:32]
Monet X Change
But the space between me losing and winning was so short that maybe it didn't feel as egregious, and I didn't get it that often, but I could imagine a winner gloating all the time, being like, bitch. Y' all is all losers that may have gotten.
[33:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Bunny would make the joke. So Bunny never competed. Bunny would be like, look at all these losers. No, I mean, I'm. No shame. They are losers. You all did lose Drag Race. You are literally a lo.
[33:54]
Monet X Change
And I mean, I love a joke, and I love being. I love people shading me. I think it's funny. Like, I don't have thin skin like that. I would think it's probably very funny.
[34:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I called a bunch of girls losing one girl. I'm not no loser. And I was like, you kind of lost. And she was like, was that a roast? It was at a. It was at a. I can't remember. It was at a drag show. It might not have been roasted. I might have been making bit. We made ready. No, I'm okay. Actually, it wasn't even that. We were backstage talking or in, like, a hotel room, and then I mentioned that she lost. I didn't even call her. I just mentioned that she lost Drag Race. And she goes, I didn't lose, baby. And I was like, I think you did lose. And she was like, no, I didn't lose because I'm succeeding in life. And this. I said, no, no. Okay, yeah, that is true. But you. You. You lost. You did lose. You did lose Drag Race.
[34:46]
Monet X Change
So is Courtney Act.
[34:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was not Courtney. Could you imagine Courtney act saying that?
[34:51]
Monet X Change
Well, that's what we were going on to the next girl.
[34:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, wait, Courtney, Our next contestant? And then I think about it all connected. Anyway, here we go. Courtney Act.
[35:00]
Monet X Change
I love Courtney Act. I love. She's one of those names. It took me a long time to hit me that it was her, because it's. Y' all caught in the act. I didn't realize that was a whole bit. And I love Courtney. Courtney and I were the first ever, really. We had met, like, once or twice before in passing, I think, at the Magnus Hastings when he released all the pictures for that book. And she was there. So, like, hi, there. But we worked really together. When we did Death Drop in the fucking pandemic, Courtney was living in the uk. They shipped me to the uk. I was living there for three months, and we rehearsed together and everything. I went to her place. We hung out a lot. And I really, really, really fell in love with Courtney Act. She is so kind. You're in love. In love. She is so kind, so generous with her time. Very sweet. I love Courtney. Love, love, love, Courtney.
[35:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Courtney act is 41 years old.
[35:50]
Monet X Change
You notice people who are forever twinks. Courtney Act, Timothee Chalamet.
[35:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't even know. We have to find out. Timothy Chalamet is too young to be a forever twink.
[36:00]
Monet X Change
No, girl, she's like, 30.
[36:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Timothy Chalamet is too young to be a forever twink. We can't. No, Bob. No. Timothy Chalamet is too young. Even if he is 30, that's too young to be up forever. We can't label Timothy Chalamet. How old is he?
[36:15]
Monet X Change
27. That he's a forever twink.
[36:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's two. You have to be. You have to make it to 30. In my opinion, you have to make it to 35 and still look like a twink to be a forever twink.
[36:25]
Monet X Change
I disagree. I think you get 27.
[36:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
You are just out of the woods. 27. You are two years out of the woods, honey. Two years out of the woods. Okay, what is this Courtney act is about 20 years.
[36:39]
Monet X Change
No, 20. She's not 50, Bob. She is five years.
[36:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
She is 15 years. Out of the woods, girl. 15 years. Randy Harrison is a forever twink. Can confirm. Randy Harrison. How is he? 45. Randy. We did a show together. Randy Harrison is a forever twink for sure.
[36:56]
Monet X Change
Kevin Burton, forever twink.
[36:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Zach Noi Tower.
[37:00]
Monet X Change
Well, how old is Zach?
[37:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, Zach. Zach super hair. Zach's probably 38, I'm assuming. I would say.
[37:07]
Monet X Change
I would say Jack. Zach is a forever twink.
[37:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Forever Twinkle.
[37:11]
Monet X Change
Derrick Barry's not a forever twink.
[37:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, Derek.
[37:14]
Monet X Change
She's not a forever twink.
[37:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't. Don't. You sent Derek up. Jacob.
[37:18]
Monet X Change
Jacob is shady.
[37:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Courtney act is legit. One of the funniest people I've ever met in my life.
[37:24]
Monet X Change
She's very funny.
[37:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Every time you hang out with her, she's. She is way funnier than she seems on tv. I don't know what it is, but when you are with her in person, Courtney act is fucking hilarious. I cannot say enough good things about Courtney Act. She's smart, she's clever, she's a hard worker, professional, talented. She's professional. She is a mega star in Australia. Australia? What do you mean?
[37:54]
Monet X Change
She's a megastar in Australia?
[37:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
In Australia. Well, she is. Well, she. I mean, she's not a mega star in America, but she's huge. I mean, she performed it.
[38:02]
Jacob
Yeah, she.
[38:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
When Olivia Newton John passed away, she was invited to perform in this, like, all the stars who got together to perform her songs. She was invited to perform Xanadu.
[38:12]
Monet X Change
Yeah. She should. She. What you're going to say earlier, I agree. It is so shady that she's not hosting Australia. It is so shady.
[38:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, no shade, but, like, Rita Bag is hosting Drag Race Belgium. This bitch isn't even Belgian. She's literally not even. She's from Canada and she's hosting Drag Race Belgium. Meanwhile, Courtney act is in. Is inarguably the most famous Australian drag Queen alive.
[38:39]
Monet X Change
No, RuPaul is still famous. Australian.
[38:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Australian. Yeah.
[38:42]
Monet X Change
Australian. Yeah.
[38:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm an Australian. Buying Jackson. All right, let's. Let's.
[38:47]
Monet X Change
I mean, they also should have her. Like, at least have her on the panel.
[38:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I agree. And again, I'm going to advocate one more time, I just want to say out loud that I think that Brooklyn Heights needs to be the only judge of Drag Race Canada. She needs to be the main judge. It needs to be, like, clearly, like, Brooklyn needs to be the RuPaul of Drag Race Canada.
[39:02]
Monet X Change
It is, for all intents, it Pretty much is, girl. It is.
[39:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
It needs to be made more clear. I don't give a fuck. It needs to be made more clear. She needs to be the main bitch on all the posters and shit.
[39:13]
Monet X Change
I will say when I judge on Canada's Drag Race, it is so Canadian there. Like, when I tell y', all, it is like, everyone is like. I'm not saying that American Drag Race is, like, mean or whatever, like, in terms of, like, behind this, but I don't know how to explain it. Like, it was just so connected. Everyone is just so goodwill, and everyone's like. It's like. It's like a fucking fairyland over there.
[39:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
I assume you must have not watched season one, Google Alone of early.
[39:36]
Monet X Change
I mean, behind the camera is what I mean.
[39:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I was like, google alone of early versus Willem, then you'll see everyone over there ain't, you know, hip hop loonies. It ain't all loonies and toonies.
[39:48]
Monet X Change
Alone and Willem had a fight.
[39:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly, like, Willem, like, messed up Alona's makeup or. Or, like, stole her makeup or something, and Willem's like, why? Why would I steal your fucking makeup, bitch? It was a whole thing.
[40:05]
Monet X Change
Alone seems a little wild, although she seems very sweet. I don't know. Anyway, that's not my business.
[40:11]
Jacob
One interesting thing to note for Down Drag Race down under, they announced the casting for Season 4, but they said, if you have what it takes to be Down Under's next drag superstar. So they removed the RuPaul drag race down under from the season forecasting call.
[40:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe RuPaul's stepping down. I always said if RuPaul was going to step down from one franchise, it would be Down Under.
[40:34]
Monet X Change
Down Down Under. It. I've seen, like, videos of them, like, filming there. And bitch Ruby out on boats having, like, time. Like, Ruby living his life over in. Over in Australia.
[40:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Ru could have the vacation and still get paid. Listen, no matter who's hosting, Ru's still going to get paid rugby. Just take the time to go to Australia and not get dressed up in drag, honey.
[40:52]
Monet X Change
This is true. This is true. Let's go on to the.
[40:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
[40:58]
Monet X Change
Oh, this is a fun fact. Adore Delano. A fun fact about season six. When they filmed the Crownings, they filmed, as y' all know, they do multiple endings. They filmed all the top three winning, and then they filmed a tie between Adore and Bianca, but no tie with Courtney Act. So Courtney act was like, bitch. Courtney act was like, I'm definitely not winning. God.
[41:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
The top four from this season is abcd. Isn't that so cool? Adora, Bianca, Courtney, and Darian. That's so cool to me. Abcd. Ador Delano was on American Idol before she was on RuPaul's Drag Race. She was a. Certainly a. Certainly a fan favorite from her season. She was sure so likable, so body hog body. Very lovable. I mean, I don't think she should have won that one challenge that she. But you know what?
[41:49]
Monet X Change
Which one?
[41:50]
Jacob
The.
[41:50]
Monet X Change
The singing one.
[41:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
The design challenge.
[41:53]
Monet X Change
I don't remember. I've seen. It's been so long.
[41:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a ball. She won the ball.
[41:57]
Monet X Change
Okay. And she.
[41:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her.
[41:58]
Monet X Change
What was the outfit?
[42:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was like this crystal bead in, like.
[42:03]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I remember. Yeah, I remember now. Yeah.
[42:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, that's not the point. I don't even know why I mentioned that. Ador Delano is. Is a really sickening fucking performer, musician, entertainer. She was truly. I would. I would probably say the first like, like, musician, musician to come out of. Let me. I don't want to. I don't want to discredit anyone's music. What I'm saying is, like, she was someone who, like her whole thing because she was doing music before Drag Race, and she was making it like
[42:31]
Monet X Change
Courtney. I was also an American idol in, like, 2001.
[42:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, damn. You know what? Courtney is that bitch. Adora is literally nothing. Is that what you're saying?
[42:40]
Monet X Change
No, but you the one, though, like, anyone who came before. Before Doors, not a real singer. They sucked. That's you.
[42:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I thought myself, no, no, I'm gonna redact that. But I do remember Adora's album coming out and being, like, such a big deal.
[42:54]
Monet X Change
I adore the video for Adore you. I I is so good because it's a breakup song, but the whole story is playing in reverse. It's such a good music, and the song is so good.
[43:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why wasn't Adora in the, like, Latinx drag? I mean, there's also, by the way, there's tons of Latina drag queens in the world of Drag Race. I mean, there's like, a. Like, a lot. So obviously the five they had wasn't representative of everyone.
[43:25]
Monet X Change
I'm so fucked up about. I never. Like, so many Latin people tell me, do not say Latinx. That's incorrect.
[43:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
And some really like it. So, honestly, from what I experienced, I've seen some people who go, like, I want to. I prefer Latinx. And I've seen the people go, I prefer Latina. I've seen people say, I'm Strongly for Latino. I've seen people. So I. I think that the. That the. The Latin community is not on a general consensus about it, and you're probably going to upset someone. That's probably the realty.
[43:54]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's just.
[43:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
So I would say Latin. The Latin community is. They're not. They're certainly not all. They're certainly not on the same page about this particular topic.
[44:03]
Monet X Change
I've noticed, but Adora and I, we've done a lot of tours together for. We did at least, like, three together, twice being in Australia. And Adore's great. Adore is a good time. I remember one of my fondest memories of Adore. We were on a tour, and then she really wanted a tattoo. So she, like. While she's, like, getting her makeup done, she got a tattoo artist to come. He's, like, tattooing her thigh. As she's starting to get her makeup done and get ready to do drag. I was like, bitch work.
[44:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she joined the sober Train too publicly. Did she? Very publicly, yeah. And she also had one of the most dramatic leavings of RuPaul's Drag Race ever.
[44:44]
Monet X Change
Oh, right. And All Stars 2. And she, like, when she quit, I don't belong here. And her point was that, like, because at this point, Adore is obviously season six. I mean, season six. So she's part of, like, the girls that did bots. So she, like, toured around with, like, Michelle, and she's, like, working through, like, so to her, she was like, like, girl, how are you gonna sit up here and give me this? And again, she's a judge, so Michelle's well within her rights, but it just felt awkward to her. Like, we've been sleeping on the same. Like, we've been. It just felt weird to her.
[45:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
[45:17]
Jacob
She just.
[45:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. People were memeing that. People were like, whenever I go to a party and everyone's like, all the buff twinks have their shirts off, and I'm sitting here eating food, like, I don't belong here. I don't belong here. Let's go on to. Probably one of my favorite drag queens to ever come out of life. This drag queen is. I really can't say enough great things about this monster clown. But let's talk about all the way from New Orleans, Louisiana. Let's talk about Bianca Del Rio.
[45:48]
Monet X Change
Bianca Del Taco. I love Bianca. She's such a good person.
[45:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Bianca's lovely. She's really lovely. I mean, she's messy.
[46:01]
Monet X Change
Very messy. Especially on Twitter. Bianca loves Commenting, okay, You'd be like, today I packed a thousand meals and I went to. And I donated a bunch of clothes and okay.
[46:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so annoying. You'll be like, guys, today I finally won an Emmy award after trying for years and years. Thank you so much for leaving me. Okay? That shit is so fucking annoying. I. I hate that.
[46:37]
Monet X Change
But Bianca is also just so thoughtful, y'.
[46:40]
Commercial Narrator
All.
[46:40]
Monet X Change
I cannot. Bianca, like, every couple of weeks you send a text like, hey, girl, just checking on you, thinking about you.
[46:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
How's this?
[46:45]
Monet X Change
How's that? What do you think about this? Or, like, you'll come home to, like, a package with, like, she'll send, like, she'll be away on a trip somewhere on one of her world tours. You saw these airings. She thought about me involved. So she, like, get our. So mail them to us. Like, Bianca is just so thoughtful, so sweet. She invites you down to her house to come and hang out and just. I love Bianca. I love, love, love Bianca.
[47:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, okay, okay. Bianca Del Rio. One of my favorite memories of her was before, like, I think I was a baby queen. I was like, barely doing it. Like, I was doing, like my once a week competition status. But Bianca had no clue who I was. So she put me up on stage at the Ritz. And by on stage, I mean on the floor at the Ritz. And she put me up there. And she was saying something. I don't remember what it was, but she said something. And then I responded and I made her laugh. And this was.
[47:41]
Monet X Change
She was. Because that's you. That you can make Bianca laugh.
[47:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
And she looked back and she said, oh, you're funny. I mean, I was like, I made Bianca a Del Rio laugh. That was cr. I was like, yes.
[47:56]
Monet X Change
And she never laughed again.
[47:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
She also, whenever me and Jacob and Ezra, she used to call us. The firm that you're bringing. The firm.
[48:07]
Monet X Change
The partners.
[48:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
The partners. Can I bring my partners? Yeah, bring the firm. What is wrong with a fucking firm?
[48:15]
Monet X Change
One of my fondest memories of Bianca, we went. It was myself, Kim, and two of our other friends, John and our friend Josiah. We were in Palm Springs and we went over to Bianca's place and we walk and Bianca has this huge 6 foot by 6 foot painting in her foyer of her home that she painted. And I'm at this house. I was like, oh, I love that. That's so beautiful. And she's like, you want it? And I was like, like, like, can I have it to, like, take to my home? She's like, yeah, if you really want. I'LL give it to you. And Bianca gave me this beautiful. This is the picture.
[48:50]
Commercial Narrator
This.
[48:50]
Monet X Change
Let me send it right now. Is a picture that Bianca gave me.
[48:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Point to nothing. Pop up, Queen. Point to nothing. Go ahead, Queen. Point to the air.
[48:59]
Monet X Change
And I'm going to put it in my home because I love this picture so much that Bianca painted herself.
[49:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you about to say, Jacob?
[49:07]
Jacob
Whenever I'm alone with Bianca and she's drunk, she does the opposite of shit. Talking about you. And she just talks about how much she loves you and how talented you are.
[49:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's so funny. I love Bianca. Something Bianca does is so funny was that we were at Bianca's place one time, and Bianca goes, what? Jacob got a costume change?
[49:27]
Monet X Change
What?
[49:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
She go, oh, Jacob's. Jacob's got a costume change. Because J. Cuz Jacob likes to do vibes. So. Jacob, Jacob. Jacob is so. I wish y' all could see, like, go somewhere with Jacob. It's so funny to watch Jacob pack. And he like, I'm gonna need a book. And then this is my. This is my outfit. I'm gonna read my book in, and then I'm gonna swim, and I'm gonna put on this one, and then I'm gonna go over here, and Jacob. Jacob does all his little points, and I just.
[49:50]
Jacob
Okay, let me just clarify. It was a Palmer Springs pool.
[49:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's nothing wrong with that. It's not shade.
[49:57]
Jacob
So I had a pool outfit, which involved my robe and my bathing suit. And then when the night got cooler, I had another, like, evening wear look.
[50:05]
Monet X Change
Not evening wear, evening wear.
[50:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think it's a bad thing. Do you feel attacked? I'm sorry, baby.
[50:12]
Jacob
No, I don't.
[50:12]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God, the two of y'.
[50:13]
Jacob
All.
[50:13]
Monet X Change
Sorry.
[50:14]
Jacob
Me? Yeah.
[50:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not communication. Damn, we crazy as hell, ain't we? By the way, the picture's never coming. Monet. Go ahead, point. Point to the air, Monet. I dare you. Go ahead, point. I dare you, Monet. Point. Point to the picture. Where's it at?
[50:27]
Monet X Change
Point to my fucking dick. How about that?
[50:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Here it is, y', all, right here in my hand.
[50:32]
Monet X Change
I just sent it to y'. All. It's a very big, beautiful painting. It's going in my new house. It's going, like, right when you walk into my house. I love this picture.
[50:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Watching Bianca win Drag Race was really, really fucking exciting. Really excited. I can't even express, I mean, outside of me and Monet winning, watching Bianca win was one of the most exciting times I've ever had watching someone win Drag Race. It was crazy.
[50:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah. New York was, like, on fire. It was wild.
[50:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Let's go on to Tempest du Jour. We are now in season seven of RuPaul's Drag Race.
[51:05]
Monet X Change
Tempest du Jour. I've never met Tempest. I just remember her entrance look was wild with the baby just falling out of her pussy.
[51:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was a great. That was a great.
[51:14]
Monet X Change
What was her line? What did she say?
[51:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember, but she just opened up, sprang her legs, and a baby dropped out. And Tempest also. Do you know Tempest was like. That was like the Shutterstock queen for a long time. Like, if you went to, like, Shutterstock and typed in drag queen, it was. It was a picture of Tempest Azure for, like.
[51:29]
Monet X Change
Wait, hold on.
[51:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, Rob.
[51:30]
Monet X Change
Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Kim, I have. I'm on the podcast really quick. I forgot that I have a. I won't be able to go to things. Bob is here too.
[51:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, when Monet cancels, it's fine. Oh, when Monet cancels. That's no biggie. Money cancels all the time. No, I do not. All the time.
[51:54]
Monet X Change
No, I do not.
[51:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we have proof of at least one anyway.
[51:58]
Monet X Change
But if. If y' all are. I'll text you after I have to do a thing. I'll text you.
[52:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, bye.
[52:03]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[52:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
By.
[52:08]
Monet X Change
What. What are you eating, Bob?
[52:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
What.
[52:11]
Monet X Change
What is.
[52:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Candy? I didn't pick up. I didn't sneak up a sandwich. I took a bite of candy. When you were talking to Kim, do you mind? I took one bite of candy. You had, like. Like, I just pulled up a whole slop of magic.
[52:33]
Jacob
What kind of candy?
[52:35]
Monet X Change
You know, what kind of candy? Is it good?
[52:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's. Honestly, it's this bag of, like, Swedish gummies, and some of them are horrible. Like, in the. It's an assortment.
[52:44]
Jacob
Can you read the name? Can you read the label.
[52:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
In Ratvis Blonding Telber God is Tokom gag. That's a good Bob. Five, six, seven, eight. That one E and a two E and a four, five E and a weight.
[53:06]
Jacob
Bitch.
[53:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I ate. Don't leave a crumb on the plate. I ate that. Shout out. Lemon.
[53:11]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Are you a very big fan of Lemon's rapping?
[53:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that her. Her. Lemon. Lemon Lemussy. Lemonussy. Citrusy. Citrusy is very enjoyable. I really enjoy Citrusy. It was really fun. Specifically.5678 is a great song. And Lemon, you wrote me on Instagram and I never responded because we were. I got it in rehearsal. And Madonna saw the Phone in my hand and literally slapped the phone out of my hand.
[53:43]
Monet X Change
Are you joking? I was to say. I want to say, Jesus, Madonna.
[53:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like.
[53:49]
Monet X Change
I was gonna say she did a similar thing to me on God Control
[53:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
would never do that. Madonna is really, really nice to me, actually. All right, Tip is short.
[53:58]
Monet X Change
Have you ever talked to. Have you ever talked to Madonna about me, Bob?
[54:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, never. Not once.
[54:02]
Monet X Change
Can you.
[54:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you. Can you do that for me? Yeah. What do you want me to say?
[54:06]
Monet X Change
Look, Madonna, do you remember this queen from your God Control video that gave me. That gave me my career?
[54:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you prepared for the answer she'll give? I should probably gonna say no. Can you send me the screen? The screen grab so I can show her?
[54:22]
Monet X Change
It's too short again, girl. It happens too fast.
[54:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so. So we bring a guest on stage every night during the Vogue. During the Vogue. To. To. And last night, our guest was Aquaria.
[54:37]
Monet X Change
Shut up. Really?
[54:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
So go to Aquarius Instagram right now. You'll see videos of me, Madonna and Aquaria all on stage together.
[54:43]
Monet X Change
Bob, you better bring me on the motherfucking stage.
[54:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, where are you going to be if you're. If you're in New York City? It's going to be hard. I'm not. I'm still. I'll go. You're going to be competing with, like, Jay Z or someone.
[54:53]
Monet X Change
I'm coming to dc.
[54:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
I believe you go smaller. Do. Do Tulsa. Oh, but Aquarius going to be Antwerp. She was in Copenhagen. Copenhagen is a big city. It is. But Aquaria was the. Was the one there. She was the gang. Gang. Because I think work, the world is in Stockholm right now. Or is it? Or is in Copenhagen right now.
[55:15]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[55:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm going to a small town. D.C. the capital. Literally the capital of America. I'm going to America's capital. No biggie.
[55:29]
Monet X Change
In Indiana, you stated you would like Monet go smaller. Just try St. Lucia. You really. You just. You just came out of my neck.
[55:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Find a town that's not like America's capital, Monet. How about that?
[55:42]
Monet X Change
Oh, fine. I was finding somewhere, but everywhere I said, I was like, okay, I'm gonna come to Alabama. Monet. You should maybe try.
[55:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
You should come. Come to rehearsals. You're such a. You have to fight Kamala Harris and D.C. honey. Kamalama. Ding dong.
[56:02]
Monet X Change
I've never met Tempest. I've never worked with her.
[56:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Six' seven, by the way. Six' eight or six? Nine. She's, like, very strong. Yeah, she's very tall. I did a movie with her once.
[56:10]
Monet X Change
I Remember her being. I. I remember her being a parent. Like, it was, it was, it was. She was a drag queen and she had kids.
[56:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she's a dad. Tip is your. I did a movie with him as your. So this other queen was supposed to be in the movie, but she dropped out like last, like the day before shooting. Tippis showed up the day of, like, our first shoot. Learned her lines, ate the roles. If you guys go see Cherry Pop. Tempest had less than 24 hours to prepare for that role. It was kind of insane.
[56:44]
Monet X Change
And that was Assad Yaqub's first feature, right?
[56:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep, yep. Yes, it was. And fun fact. Tempestu Jor is one of, I think two. Or she might be the only drag race contestants who actually have a PhD.
[57:00]
Monet X Change
Silky Nukmanosh has one too.
[57:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
She has a Master's.
[57:03]
Monet X Change
No, she has a culture.
[57:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
She does not have a PhD. She does not. This is, this is. RuPaul calls her Dr. Nugmeg. But she has a Master's. She doesn't have a PhD.
[57:10]
Monet X Change
Oh, Arcia Stokes has one.
[57:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she a contestant on RuPaul's record? No, she's Dr. Stokes.
[57:20]
Monet X Change
When she passed her first dissertation thing in May, she'll be officially a doctor. Do you ever see yourself, do you think, should you and I go back to school and get a degree in African Americans?
[57:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'll learn all I need to know from a private tutor.
[57:33]
Monet X Change
Bob, I would. I would love to go to school with you. Can you imagine us going to like, take class together? We like studying together. That would be. I would, I would. That would bring me so much joy
[57:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
and happiness in all of our free time in those. First of all, Monet, I don't have a college degree. And there's no way my credits from 20 years ago even count. I'm probably gonna be entering as a non traditional freshman. There's no way I still have credits. I. I dropped out of College in 2007.
[58:02]
Monet X Change
But all these, like, celebrities that get like, honorary for those things.
[58:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
They're getting honorary degrees. Monet. They're not going. They're not taking class. You think they made. You think they made check.
[58:13]
Jacob
Take a class.
[58:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. I think Shaq actually went and got a degree. For real? No, Shaq really studied for a degree. Check. Entire banks got real degrees? Actually, yes.
[58:20]
Monet X Change
Tyra was in Harvard Business School. Like, imagine you are sit.
[58:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Your.
[58:24]
Monet X Change
Your business of the whatever. And Tyra back sitting over there. It's Ms. Smythe herself. Just like.
[58:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's kind of weird.
[58:32]
Monet X Change
That's. Oh, Megan. Thee stallion oh, yeah, she went to school.
[58:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but she was in school. I. I'm a bad student. I'm a college dropout. Don't be like me. Be like Monet and fucking Arcia. Okay? Don't. Don't be like me. Be. Be. Be good.
[58:50]
Monet X Change
Um, let's go on to Sasha Bell. I don't know anything about her except she has an onlyfans that everyone loves.
[58:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her new drag name is Frisbee Jenkins.
[59:00]
Monet X Change
Is it really?
[59:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, her drag name is now Frisbee Jenkins, and she was the one who had cracked the code on how to win Drag Race. That was her claim to fame on drag. She goes, I've cracked the code. I know how to win.
[59:11]
Monet X Change
Oh, got it.
[59:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Went home second.
[59:13]
Monet X Change
Went home second. I need to watch season seven again. I need to watch it again.
[59:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you ever gone to her OnlyFans page?
[59:22]
Monet X Change
No. Is it good?
[59:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you don't support local artists?
[59:24]
Monet X Change
No, she's not local for me. She doesn't live in la.
[59:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn, you're wild. You are out of control today. The stuff you've been saying about people is really kind of low key. Wild.
[59:38]
Monet X Change
Anyway, I heard. Have you been. Is it good content?
[59:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I've been to pretty much every single rude girl who has OnlyFans. I have been up in there. I promise you, if you have an onlyfans, I have been to you. I have give. I patronize the arts.
[59:50]
Monet X Change
Did you see me and Andy's?
[59:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep, I saw. Yeah.
[59:53]
Monet X Change
What'd you think?
[59:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
And just y' all know your. Your little code name isn't even good. It's just Mandy and. Oh, Nay. Like, we know it's you. We know it's you.
[60:02]
Monet X Change
What do you think of the content? That was good.
[60:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just. Y' all know it's not worth it is literally. First of all, it's all behind the pay. You pay for it, and they try to sell you more content behind a paywall. It's just footage of them kissing and petting the cat and the dog. And then if you want to see whole, and if you want to see whole, you have to pay more money, and I didn't. I refuse to pay them more money. So do not sign up for their only fans. It's not worth it, y'.
[60:24]
Jacob
All.
[60:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Huh?
[60:26]
Monet X Change
Even I give you a little discount code. You got 50% off, nigga. Damn. You want it for free?
[60:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
No.
[60:33]
Monet X Change
Why buy the cow when the milk is free, honey?
[60:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why. Why pay more when I could pay less? Wait, that's my lyrics. I was trying to say, watch me in mine when I can speed yours, but I literally said, why pay? Why pay more what I could pay? Yeah. Yeah, honey, why pay less when you can steal shit? Do you want to do one more? No. Jacob said we gotta wrap it up.
[60:56]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
[60:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a lot to do. All right. Yeah, you're right. We have to go do a live, which has already happened for you all, because this is in the past. I love you very much.
[61:05]
Monet X Change
I love you so much. Caldwell. My little baby. My little celebration.
[61:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
B.B. jesus Christ, Kevin. That was crazy. Are we going to be Kevin Caldwell now?
[61:15]
Monet X Change
Is that.
[61:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that.
[61:16]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[61:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. I don't. I don't want to be Caldwell. I want to. I want to be Bob. Don't. I'll call you Kevin. If you really want to. Call you Kevin, I'll call you Kevin.
[61:25]
Monet X Change
J calls you Caldwell. I can't call you Caldwell.
[61:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monique, can you.
[61:29]
Monet X Change
I'm your. I'm your. I'm your platonic life partner. How dare you.
[61:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not making me beg for the. The name I want to call.
[61:34]
Jacob
He wants you to call him Chris.
[61:36]
Monet X Change
He hates that. Definitely not.
[61:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not that.
[61:41]
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