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Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, guys. Again, Papa Drag Queen. I'm going to be in Atlanta at the Atlanta Symphony on December 30, the eve of New Year's Eve. Please spend your time with me. You can go to seethedragqueen.com to hear some hilarious. And maybe I'll wear, like, a festive Christmas outfit.
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And, guys, you can catch me in Orlando and Tampa. I'm going to be at the Orlando improv on December 6th and the Tampa improv on December 7th. So if you in Florida, come see your girl, Monet X Change. Cause I'm retiring these jokes, y', all, this year. This is the last time you can hear these motherfucking jokes. So come see me do these jokes in Orlando and Tampa. And y', all, Sibling Rivalry Live is coming to San Francisco at the Castro Theater on January 5th. Now, I know we have had some. We swear. We swear. This is the final day. We will be in San Francisco on January 5 for sibling rivalry Live. So snatch up these last tickets and sell us the fuck out.
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
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And I'm Monet X Change.
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And this is Sibling Rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk at length about the icon Jasmine Masters.
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We tried to continue on talking about
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every Ru girl, and we found out what made Monet say this.
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I wish someone came to me in a time machine back then, told me someone, Bob the Dragon is gonna position you to do a podcast. Say no, do not do it. And we find out what made big old bottom the Drag Queen say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need to stop doing that. Go along with your bits getting my ass canceled because of your. Your. Your weird sense of humor. Did you.
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Did you. Did you take a Molly today, bitch?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. But I did have France chipotle and a Coca zero. Or as they call it, a cocaine sucer.
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How was.
Bob the Drag Queen
How was French chipotle?
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Yeah, it was great.
Bob the Drag Queen
I accidentally ordered a steak chipotle. I thought I ordered chicken. And I thought I ordered a. I ordered. I ordered the Cassidy. The quesadilla. And I thought I ordered a chicken quesadilla. And I'm the one that starts with P. Like poultres is chicken. And I thought I clicked that, but I must have overlooked it when verifying my order because I certainly did not click that. And I ate a chicken quesadilla. And the chicken chunks are huge. Giant. The size of dice. These chicken. These steak cubes.
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That's pretty big.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. The size of, like. I'm not kidding. The size of dice. I was like. No. Size of one die. Two dice. The size of two dice. Side to side by side.
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One dice.
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No, it's a pair of dice. One is a die.
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No, a pair of die. Two dice. You're not. Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. One is a.
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You said it wrong.
Bob the Drag Queen
Two. One is a die. Two are dice.
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Right, but you said, like, the chunk is.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's the size of two of them. It's the size of dice. Okay. Yes. Your gain is a little bit.
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Yeah, you're screaming.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. The amount of helicopter parenting going on between my lighting and my gain is giving favoritism. Jacob, you're obviously team onation. Well, your game was good when we set up.
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You just. You got a little.
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You were peeking. Also, Bob, TDQ videos has officially announced that she's bobblehead.
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Okay.
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And you don't care.
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Okay. You need somebody over there to. To keep the lights on at Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
You heard that? Btdq. You heard that? You heard that? Wow. Is that how you treat the members of your nation when they leave? Okay. Like a Bianca Dario tweet reply.
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So I am going to. Can we. Can we wager. I think that we're going to get through 12 girls today.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no. I'm gonna turn these little lights on my shoulder. Off. Hold on. Talk while I do that. The other video games while you're traveling, are you in the switch or what are you doing?
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No, I accidentally left my switch at home. So I've been honestly.
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And we're back.
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I tell you what I'm really obsessed with right now, and it's just so weird. Like, very, like, fucking 2012. I am just playing Angry Birds. Angry Birds is such a great game. I was When Angry Birds first came out, I was not on the Angry Birds train, and now I'm obsessed and I love it.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, all of those, like, early iPhone apps were, like, peak. Angry Birds. Fruit Ninja.
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Ninja. Yeah, iconic.
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Temple Run.
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I haven't played Temple Run in a while. That was a good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
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Bob, do you want to engage or do you want to do a jerk off on your fucking phone?
Bob the Drag Queen
I was waiting for y' all to be done. I don't know if that was part of the podcast. Normally, I thought when I talk about your. Your video games, we normally edit it out. Or has it been edited out?
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I don't know. Yeah, clear. You don't listen to the show because they have not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, that's what I'm doing. I don't go back and listen to every podcast and neither do you. I love everyone.
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Almost everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's exactly. So don't act like you do, bitch, because you don't.
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So I'm still gonna get to 12 girls. How many do. How many do you say we're gonna get through today?
Bob the Drag Queen
4. And I have all the powder. Make sure that.
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No, you don't, because I will go on without you. I don't give a fuck what you're doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, will you? Interest.
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So last time, apparently we forgot to talk about Darian Lake. And I wasn't gonna say this online, but Bob has this weird beef with Darian, and I don't give a fuck. And he was like, I don't want to talk about Darian Lake. And so before the podcast started rolling. So that's why that happened.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, me and Darian Lake's beef goes back a very, very long time. And Darian knows exactly what she did. She knows when she did it, she knows how she did it, and she remembers the costume she was wearing, did what she did to who she did in the year that she did it in. But also, Darian Lake and I have squashed that since that last episode.
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Bring a lot of food references with Darian. It's a little. It's a little rude. Beef squash. Anything else?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, well, just like you and I, Darren, like, eats every day. Isn't that much chicken that we all eat? That we all eat every day.
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I just find it very funny as I was talking about Darren, like, you started making all these food references.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, now you know what's funny.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting.
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I sure do. And when did you know it's not you. I know it's not you. So Darian Lake. The first time I met Darian Lake was on the iconic haters roast that I quit to give Job a chance at working with Madonna someday.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're fired.
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I quit. And Darian was our roast master. She's very funny and roast.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. Now who's hanging food?
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It was actually a pot roast. It was literally a pot roast she had at her house. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, my God. Anyway. And she was at a roast master. She was very funny.
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And,
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yeah, I like working with Darren. Lady Bunny was also on that tour. And Lady Bunny was being such a fucking freak. Every time we got done with the show, Lady Bunny would. She would. She would come back to the bus and try to go to sleep in her bunk. But then we would all, like, be in the front, like, doing whatever this is back when Jinx is also drinking. So as of last week. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
But we don't want to spill that tea, honey.
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Anyway, and Jinx would be like, Karen in front of the bus. Darian would.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about Lady Bunny and Jinx. You're talking about Darren Lake.
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Which Darian Lake?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm in fight mode today.
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I don't give a fuck what you in, honey. I saw this video of this guy. Have you seen this on Reddit, on public freak out? The Russian. The Russian boxer, and he's like. He's drunk at the bar. He tries to bum a cigarette from this guy. The guy says no. He starts, like, pummeling the guy, this teen guy. He ends up pummeling someone else. And then the security comes out. He starts fighting the security. The security is beating him up. He takes the gun out. They start shooting everyone. I was like, can we show this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Where did you see this video?
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On Reddit.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Darian Lake says, no, not Darian Lake.
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I just saw it myself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Darren Lake knows the guy is her cousin. That is crazy. Darian, I typed in I'm on public freakouts.
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I looked up his name. I can tell you to search the name.
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Is it in Sacramento?
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No, it was in Russia.
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Russian fighter. I'm on public freakouts on Reddit right now.
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Type in Nikita Ivan Ivanov,
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because I know how to spell that. I can spell Nikita Nikki. How do you spell Ivanov?
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I. V, A, A like Ivan and ov.
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OV or av. Nikita Ivanov or just texted him. Drunk Russian pro boxer freak out. Nikita Ivanas beats 18 and security then shoots several people in a traumatic.
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When he pulls the gun out and starts shooting, I was like this, like. Just like,
Bob the Drag Queen
wait, so what is going. What is happening? So this all happened because the teenager didn't give him a cigarette. Yes.
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He was drunk, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
So carry cigarettes? Apparently not. Smoking is bad for your health. Apparently not. Smoking is bad for you. Did the. Did the team get shot? Did anyone. Did anyone. Was anyone fatally?
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I don't know. He looked like he shot them all in, like, the legs.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I. I'm not saying anything about Russians in general. What I am saying is when I see a lot of these fight videos online, when. When they're in Russia, it is the craziest stuff.
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Yeah.
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Like, whenever I see a Russian one, I'm like, what is happening in Russia?
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Would you ever. Would you ever visit Russia?
Bob the Drag Queen
I probably would. I mean, I don't have any plans to visit Russia. I've not. I've certainly not been invited to visit Russia. This is why I tell. This is why I always tell folks this. You know, I grew up in a household that was very much like, if you can't. If he is whipping this kid's ass. Jesus Christ. I grew up in a house that was very much like, if you don't come home unless you win a fight. If you. I didn't grow up in that house, but I grew up around. Who said it. My mother did not say that. But a group around folks who was. It was a very common sen. If you get your ass beat, you better not come home. Yada, yada, yada. This at the other. I'm telling my kids, under all circumstances, avoid a fight. There is no reason to fight someone. You do not know what they're capable of. You don't know if they're crazy. You don't know if they're a better fighter than you. You don't know if they're carrying a. A gun or a knife or a weapon. You do not know what is going on. And I just cannot think of a good reason to engage in a fight. And sometimes even if you're winning, even if you win the fight, you could slip and fall and break your neck. Even if you're winning the fight, you could. You could end up upsetting the person. They come back and they shoot you. You don't know. You don't know what the gonna happen. I think in the middle of this fight, like right now, I'm watching the security guard give this man the business. These security guards are giving this man the business. He is getting whooped up. And then he said. And then he says, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, and start a buck, buck bucking. This is too much.
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I think I stumbled onto weird kink. TikTok. I mean, TikTok Twitter. Cause I found this video of this guy. Apparently his. I'm gonna, I'm gonna send you that too. His Twitter is videos of him drinking stuff. And apparently this is a kink for some people. What?
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He's now pulled out the gun and started shooting legs. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is.
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I know it's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, this one, this one security guard just took two shots and it's still. I know these girl rush right now. Russians built different are literally. This security guard took a shot to the knee and he, he hit him with one of these.
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He said,
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He said that kind of smart. You show for me a knee that, that hurts a little bit.
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Smart.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that was. Yeah, this is what I'm telling. If I don't have kids, but if I did have kids or if anyone's listening to my voice, baby, don't fight. There's no way it's working.
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I went on to weird kink Twitter where this guy, his name is Ian something and his Twitter is him like drinking like videos of him gulping beverages. And apparently that's like a kink for people, which of course, for everything. I'm sure there's a kink.
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What? What? I don't mean to laugh at this kick, but, like, what is sexy about that? Well, okay, so I, I, I. So let me just say I ended up hooking up with this guy one time in LA who was into guys with bellies. Like, his whole thing was like having a belly. And I have a little bit of. And I have. And I have a little belly. But he was into like giving me glasses of water and like having me drink them. Like, I drank like seven glasses of water at this guy's house and he hot. He was like, he was, he was cute. He was cute. He was also like. But also like complain about how much it hurts while you're drinking the water. He was like, I want you to drink it, but also be like, oh my God, this is so. I'm so.
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You know, hydrosis is a thing you give yourself. Hydrosis.
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Not with seven glass of water. I don't know.
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I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Seven glasses. I, I've had more than seven glass of water on multiple occasions in my life. I don't think I'm gonna get any. I don't think I'm gonna get any water intoxication from seven glasses of water. I think, I think, I think hydrosis and water toxication is way more than seven glasses.
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I don't know.
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Neither am I. But what I'm Saying is. What I'm saying is I am drinking the water and I'm like, complaining about how much it hurts because he wants me to. And it also was a little. I was a little fooled you were lying. And then I think he was like, do the bit. And I was like, I'm doing the bit. We're kinking here and I'm doing the bit.
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You know what I mean? He's like, okay, Caldwell, next time you drink the water, can you please. From the first two gulps, I need you to say it hurts. Okay, try again. Action.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, essentially. But he was buying it and I was selling it.
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And.
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And then he wanted to, like, he was really into poking my belly button, but I don't, by the way, I don't like my belly button touch. But he wanted to, like, jab his finger in my belly.
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I played with your belly button before.
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Actually did hurt. So I believe he was. I believe he was a bit of a sadist. I believe he was a bit of a sadistic thing.
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Is this, though, like, it's the drink. Is this. This is what the shot of the thing was. Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry. What was that?
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Anyway?
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry.
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Okay. Sasha Bell, porn star Sasha Bell.
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Jacob, don't rush me. I'm trying to do four. You're ruining my. We had to take a break.
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I peeped at from the time you were going on about this Russian video.
Bob the Drag Queen
We gotta take an address since you're peeping.
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Let's take a break.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's take a break. And let's take a break. Keeping that bitch.
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Okay, we're back. And I was going to. I was literally in the process of texting Jacob. I was like, I'm gonna say Jacob, watch. Bob is drawing this out because he is trying to only do four. I was literally about to text that to Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were not. Then show us the draft. Then show us the draft. Hold your phone up. Show us the draft. Oh, so you didn't. So you were in the process.
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I know you very well, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, very.
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You are on one today.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can and you will. And you're paid too. I pay your bills, honey. Your bills. You. You eat. Because. Have you seen that clip of Tokyo Tony being like, there are children who eat because of me.
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All of Tokyo Tony's clips are wild on the Internet. I can't.
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So she. I don't know what Tokyo Tony is doing. Like, but, like, is she just. Did she just go on the Internet, just make up stuff and just say anything?
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These are the ones of her in the drive throughs and she's always like. She's the one. She's ordering stuff where she's like. She rolls up, she looks like she's high or falling asleep. She drives up, she's like, yeah, can I have.
Bob the Drag Queen
Should we have her on the podcast? She's low key, toxic. I think she gaslighted.
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You can have her on a first. First impression. I am not talking to Tokyo Tony on this Internet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Darienne Lake. I met her.
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We talked about her already.
Bob the Drag Queen
I haven't.
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You did. This is 18 pot rolls jokes about fucking Darian Lake.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. Okay, I was doing. First of all, I was not making any fat or food jokes. I was saying we had beef because you said her and I were going at it. Then I said we squashed the beef and you were trying to make it act like I was doing a thing. So I went along with your horrible bit, which is, by the way, has got me in the trouble several times in the past. So I just. I need to stop doing that. Go along with your bits. Getting my ass canceled because of your. Your. Your weird sense of humor. And I never said what I want to say about Darian Lake. She's very funny. She is one of the up north girls, one of the Rochester girls, and I feel like I met her on a haters roast as well. She's a very, very funny comedian, which is why she gets picked to do the haters roast and which I think is done. They don't do them anymore.
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We should bring it back, but we
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should do it ourselves without. Well, you know what? Honestly, they're fine. Let them do the thing. I actually don't have any. I actually don't have any beef with them anymore. I had, like, miniature beef with them, but I really don't have any beef with them.
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Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
At this point, because.
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Okay, so we. We're continuing on with Sasha Bell. Sasha Bell is the first drag. I mean, don't care. I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
We were talking about Sasha Bell.
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All right, okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember, we ended the last.
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Let's go into Jasmine Master.
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So check, check, check your facts before you.
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So that's the world number 13 now, Jasmine Masters.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, okay, whoa, whoa.
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Why you guys want to be Jasmine Masters? Her first season was season seven of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
You act like you are in. You are boot scooting along like you guys don't want to do beats.
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I do. We literally have a lives to do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And Monique, our podcast is going to be the same time no matter what. Okay.
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Jasmine Masters is iconic for her for two looks. The. The cocoon butterfly. And. Okay, I. I don't want to because I got beef with Jasmine Masters also. I didn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Be with Jasmine too.
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She had. She was, like, upset at me and I think Naomi First All Stars 4.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know why you have beef with everyone. Why are you. And you act like I'm the one who's. Who you have beef with. You didn't have any of the girls.
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We just weren't. I. She just was. I think, honestly.
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
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I honestly think, Bob, it was about the podcast. You made some joke about jasmine All Stars 4, and I got roped into it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that is. There is no basis or foundation for what you just said anyway. There is. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. You have made a baseless accusation that you can add back up in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
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So Jasmine Masters is iconic for her cocoon. Look where she does the butterfly. They had a reveal one on All Stars. I mean, on season seven and her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think Jasmine is known for the cocoon look. She's known for her saying. She's known for nau, which got so viral.
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There is no way to monitor. I mean, there is a way to monetize memes, but not in the way, like, because they become like these, like. Well, I don't know, globally, but across America, for sure, where everyone is ni. Ooping people saying on TV celebrities. But there's no way to, like, really get money from, like, maybe, like, made it make an NFT. NFT's kind of disappeared, huh? Or they're just not as talked about anymore. I believe it.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this is all wrong. I believe that. I believe that Niyoop was the most shared gif of the year. Like 2019 or something. Like, whatever year it was, it was literally the most shared gif on the Internet, which is why everywhere.
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But. But I recently saw Jasmine at Out and about and we hugged and stuff, and everything is fine. So I don't have any beef with Jasmine.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't smell that when it coming out your mouth? Weren't you there for that?
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Yeah, it was a talent show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, tell me how that was. Watching it live.
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See, so fun fact. I was like, right after her. And on an All Stars, they queue you up like the person before you. So I didn't get to see it live. I just heard it backstage.
Bob the Drag Queen
So how was it backstage there?
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I don't remember really listening. Cause I was gluing my number. I was bitch. I was nervous for people hiding undercut. I was bitch. I was in my own head. I was.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the first time hearing you sing it since
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I thought about if I ever, if I ever become a
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little more, a little more, a little
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more when I become a huge star. Opening my show at Madison Square Garden. I am saying it right now. I'm opening the show with people hating
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on the COVID They'd be like, if Doja Cat opened her concert with a bitch on my cow.
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I absolutely would. Same outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you going to do the ballad version?
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Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
People hate Loki icon. You know that. That stand up was a really wild one. I remember loving her outfit that she wore during that one. But I went around for a long time saying, you don't smell it?
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Because I. Yeah, yeah, she's doing stand up in 60 seconds.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something that she said. One of my favorite things she said. She goes, gay boys, do you like your busted to wide open? She used to always start her. Her YouTube videos with a. Some random wild, like reach out like, you know, big love big boys. And do you like your asshole busted the wide open? The whole thing was like, do you like big penises? Then you need to get you one of these big boys because they got these big old cucumber dicks.
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Hold on, here it is, masters, and
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I have something to say. Do you like your asshole busted and wide open? Do you like your just sprawled and spreading wide? If so, let me tell you how to make that happen. 5. You one of thick boys. Cause them thick boys have these big cucumber dicks. I used to. I used to know that by a heart. Cause these thick boys have these big cucumbers.
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I dig that sticking long. She also talks about, do you like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you like wet juicy pussy? You need to get you one of these big girls. And then she goes on about how she. How she. When she was younger, she was dating this girl and she came inside her and she almost became a father. And she was like. Matter of fact, Guadalupe McGillicuddy. That the, the, like. The name Guadalupe is like.
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Like they had like a gorilla.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it was like a big juicy pussy. She's like. She was. She was just had a really wet pussy. And her name was. Her name was Guadalupe McGillicuddy. So for a long time I was calling people when I couldn't think of some money. I go, Guadalupe McGillicuddy. Because there's no way there's a person in the world whose name is Guadalupe McGillicuddy. I mean, I'm not saying it's impossible.
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No matter. Because right now, Guadalupe McGillicuddy is listening to right now. You are erasing their existence. How dare you?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think. I just don't think there is a Guadalupe McGillicuddy. Because first of all, Guadalupe, this person would be from some sort of a Spanish speaking country. So you're probably from there. Probably? I said probably be. I didn't say necessarily. But this person might, might be from Spain, Puerto Rico, Mexico, probably not from Mars. And then because their name is McGillicuddy, I think McGillicuddy is like, what is that? Is that Irish?
Monet X Change
There are a lot of people with typical Latin first names, but they have French last names. I mean last names because of colonialism, especially in South America. Like a lot of Colombians have French last names. And McGillicuddy is Irish.
Bob the Drag Queen
McGillicuddy is Irish. McGilliCudi is an Irish name.
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It's French.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, according to this site, here it is.
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What you want names dot com.
Bob the Drag Queen
McGillicudi. Me meaning son of the servant, a variant from the name Mech goy makuda, blah blah blah blah. And it's Irish. That's not the point. The point is it's Irish. You're. You're. And so what I'm saying is there is actually a lot of redheaded white people in Mexico because of settling and stuff and colonialism and yada yada. I don't know if that was. I don't think Ireland colonized Mexico.
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They did not.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think
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from Scotland, which. So they could have come from there as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
They could have. They could have come from Scott. But also Scotland also did not colonize Mexico either.
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But some of the descendants, Spain obviously were from in the UK and they came over as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
UK also did not colonize Mexico. Spain colonized Mexico, which is why they speak Spanish in Mexico.
Monet X Change
But I'm pretty sure wasn't there that war, the war that not the Alamo
Bob the Drag Queen
was between the Hundred Years War. No. Oh, God. Here we are again. One more time at our. At our thing. Let's go.
Monet X Change
Double down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Keep on going. 100 years war story. The Hundred Years War. No, that's between the kingdoms of England and France. Okay, that's not. Okay. I think the Mexican Civil War might have been.
Monet X Change
No, we should. You know what? We should just stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's keep going.
Monet X Change
Let's do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Come on, Jacob. You gotta get this bitch. The Mexican War is fought between the United States and Mexico. That was the U.S. and Mexico. Okay, so did Mexico have a civil war? Okay, the Mexican Civil War was between the Liberal and the Conservative Party. Okay. No, not that either.
Monet X Change
We got it. We got it. We got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
So the Independence War. Maybe there was an Independence war. Mexican Mexico fought for their independence. Mexican War of Independence. There we go. The Mexican War of Independence. That was. That was a long Mexican through a lot of wars. What I'm saying is there is a group of redheads from Mexico and there's like a lot of redheaded Mexicans. And you know who's actually one of them? Louis C.K.
Monet X Change
oh, yeah. He is Mexican. Well, this guy went to college with. Anyway, we're going on too many tangents. No, it's really not important. I probably shouldn't have been. It's not important.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't put his business out there. Anyway. Guadalupe McGillicuddy. Realism. So there could be a chance that some Spanish and a Irish person or a Mexican and Irish person or someone. There could be a Guadalupe. It just seems.
Monet X Change
Ah.
Bob the Drag Queen
There would be a McGillicudi. Do you know who the. One of the Most famous television McGillicuddies is? It's a character on TV show McGilla Gorilla Lucy. Her character name was Lucille McGillicuddy. Like her.
Monet X Change
Lucy Laduca.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lucy. Lucille Ball, her character on I Love Lucy. Then the character's name was Lucille McGillicuddy.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
God.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's her maiden name. Her maiden name was McGillicuddy. Don't think. Is that true? 100 true. Lucille Ball's character on the show, her maiden name was Lucille McGillicuddy. And then she got married to Ricky and her name became Lucy Inez. No, you're right. That's wild. Much like that. Good for work.
Monet X Change
So that's what I'm saying. So also. So literally everything you've said proves that this probably is a Guadalupe McGillicuddy. For real out there listening to this
Bob the Drag Queen
podcast, Literally everything that you said, there's probably a Guadalupe McGillicuddy. But that would. That would insist that. That. That would have to be Lucille McGillicuddy would have to be the. The gentleman and he'd have to take her last name and then she'd have to be Ricky. Ricky. The. What was Ricky's last name? Ricky? I don't know. The real guy's name was no. Ricky Ricardo. So her name became Lucy Ricardo. So it was Ricky ricardo and Lucy McGillicuddy and they got married and her name became Lucy. Lucy Ricardo.
Monet X Change
But I did. Her maiden name is McGillicuddy.
Bob the Drag Queen
There is a Jacob, there is a Guadalupe McGillicudi, but she lives in Ethiopia
Monet X Change
and she has Internet and she's a patron.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think she was hooking up with Jasmine Masters back in the day. We don't know, to be honest. Maybe she moved to Ethiopia. Yeah, she has one Facebook photo, and it's a photo of Katya, so. See? So, no, that person knows of the deep lore of Guadalupe McGillicuddy. That person knows about this if they. If their picture is of Katia. That person knows about the deep cuts of Drag Race like I do, and they know about Guadalupe McGillicudi.
Monet X Change
No, I think that we have fans in Ethiopia and her name is McGillicuddy. Anyway, we need to move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you have any in your. Let's take an ad break. Oh, let's. Let's. Let's take. Let's go do an ad.
Monet X Change
Bobby's trying to do this for the big Is. You are so fucking annoying.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm Kiana, and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know,
Monet X Change
and it thinks about the customer more than anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it
Monet X Change
to me because it's so easy to use.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free trial@shopify.com. edward Back. That is two girls in 30 minutes.
Monet X Change
Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think we're going to make it to 12.
Monet X Change
Next up is Kasha Davis.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, this is Kasha Davis. Before you move on, I want to say one more thing about Jasmine. That's Kasha Davis. Our podcast has to be intelligible, Mon. The last thing I want to say about Jasmine Masters is that she is a very respected queen. This is just going to be the one about Jasmine Masters. She's very respected in the world of drag is all I want to say. Do you want me to give her respect? What you trying to re beef? This is crazy. Let me give her her flowers while she's still here.
Monet X Change
When is someone tell I wish someone came to me in a time machine back then, told me someone, Bob the Dragon, who's gonna position you to do a podcast. Say no. Do not do it under any circumstances. I wish someone came back in the
Bob the Drag Queen
future and told me that, well, bitch, we don't have time machines yet. She's 47 years old, she's an icon, and she has something to say.
Monet X Change
Our next girl, which she looks very different in her promo picture now than what we saw in All Stars. It's like, so Different.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you think is the main difference between how she looked then and how she looked?
Monet X Change
I don't know. She said something with her makeup. Like, I think her makeup will.
Bob the Drag Queen
If she's more draggy now, for sure.
Monet X Change
Back then it was softer, more femme.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to look up a picture of Kasha Davis. You okay? I. I was listening to her song Breakdown more than I thought I would.
Monet X Change
It was good. It was a talent song.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was. Yeah. And I was. And I was like, honestly. And she had a whole video for it and everything. She. One thing I would say Kasha Davis does that I think is probably something people should not be doing. Something Katya did. It's something miss Fame did. It's something Rapal has done. It is something jujubee has done. Talking about your sobriety on television is like, I don't know. Actually. Actually, I'm. Now that I'm looking at her, the only thing that's changed drag is her hair. Her makeup is pretty similar, actually, but her hair has gotten big, huge. And she used to do this, like, very, like, smaller. I wouldn't call it like, you know, like human being hair. It was still draggy, but her hair has gotten very, very draggy over the years. Like, this looks like the woman from that shot.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I can see that from her promo picture. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this from. From September 15th. But, yeah, they talk about. Yeah, Katya and Fame had a whole sobriety chat during their season. Mrs. Kasha Davis is now sober and she talked about it. But girls, sobriety. I mean, as if I. I have. I have talked about the fact that I'm. That I don't drink, but I don't. I don't think I've made it. Like, really like, my. Some people know I don't drink. Cause you won't. You won't stop outing. You won't stop breaking my anonymity, basically.
Monet X Change
I saw your little. I saw your little stint on. On the Phoenix podcast. I was gonna. I wanted to comment. It was a serious thing. I wanted to comment something with something.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Phoenix part. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. With the. The drinkers.
Monet X Change
I wanted to comment something. So I'm like, he lying and just be chaotic.
Bob the Drag Queen
And if you want to hear more about Bob's sobriety, you can listen to our episode, the one about sobriety.
Monet X Change
And he was like, please don't comment that. Please, please.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can come in that. I won't care if you come into that.
Monet X Change
You know, I wouldn't care what he care. He's like, please, that's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm coming. I'm going to go. Come in. I'm lying. Said with martini in my hand.
Monet X Change
Martini emoji.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never worked.
Monet X Change
I've only seen Kasha Davis at DragCons. We have not worked together outside of DragCons or, like, seen each other.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought the last time around, Natasha Davis was at a Pride event with La La La La. I ended up performing with Todrick at this, like, pride event in New York City. And I was. I remember doing fight songs. I think I did Fight song. No, it's the other fight. It's not fight song. There's another song. Like, fight Song. It's like, it's one of those, like, white girl. Like, I'm a white girl anthem song. Like, take back my. This is my fight song. No, Maybe. Maybe. No, there's another one. There's like, a pride version.
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like a pride version of one of these songs. And it's like with one spur, you start an explosion. Oh, that is fight song. Still. I don't know. Like a small ship on an ocean making big waves. Sending big waves in a motion. That is fight song. There's another song. Anyway, I can't remember what song I was singing, but I had this rainbow dress, and I was like, I'm gonna turn it to a pride song and to do the rainbow dress reveal. And then me and Kasha had a really heartfelt moment backstage where we're, like, just going on about life and just how grateful we are to be doing what we're doing. She's also another upstate. Oh, my God. Two upstate girls back to back. But we did skip seasons. Yeah, but, yeah, she's another one. She's got, like. I think her kids are. I think she doesn't have. I think she has adults. I don't think she has kids. I think her no Temper's children are children. I think Kasha Davis's children are adults. Yeah. Kasha Davis's stepmom. The stepdad.
Monet X Change
Oh, got it. Interesting.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I also. I was looking up old because Kasha Davis actually started drag later in life. She did not start drag really young. She started dragging like, we're not doing
Monet X Change
a pink piece of Rakasha Davis.
Bob the Drag Queen
We were just talking about people. She started dragging her, like, her late 30s or early 40s, and she's now 52, but apparently she's from Scranton.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Scranton.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you ever buy a cheap old house with me and fix it up?
Monet X Change
No. Let's talk about Candy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why?
Monet X Change
I'm not interested.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, You're. Okay, Listen, you got to engage. You got to at least engage in the podcast. Engage. Wear my ring. I really want to talk about this
Monet X Change
next queen because you have this weird obsession with her. Or like, you were. You were really obsessed with her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, this. This is our last queen, so really get into it.
Monet X Change
Last queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's our last one. So I hope. I hope. I hope that we have 20 something. 26 minutes, 24 minutes of content for Candy.
Monet X Change
Candy Ho is. She's. She's a Puerto Rican queen, correct?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Why do you have an obsession with Candy?
Monet X Change
You used to. Used to be. Are you joking?
Bob the Drag Queen
I said Candy Ho was attractive. I was never obsessed. I was like, candy Ho's hot. That's not. I don't think that's an obsession. I was just like, Candy Ho is an attractive person.
Monet X Change
Is she cute out of drag? I don't remember what she looks like out of drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Candy Ho's cute out of drag, but I don't think I was obsessed with Candy Ho. I was just. I just found K Ho attractive. But you. You. You, like. You, like. I have a shrine in my room, and, like, I. I know you like life.
Monet X Change
I remember you, like, really like. Or, like, I feel like maybe y', all, like, dated or not dated or, like, hooked up or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe dated.
Monet X Change
Not dated. I said. I literally said not dated, like, maybe hooked up. Did y' all hook up?
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I haven't. You know, I've not hooked up with Candy Ho. You know, you would know if I. With Candy Ho.
Monet X Change
That's what I thought.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know who you. Now I want to put out there. But Monet has hooked up with a Ruger.
Monet X Change
Everyone knows that.
Bob the Drag Queen
We've mentioned on the podcast briefly. But I'm gonna give. I want to see if y' all can guess who it is. I'm gonna give that. Can I give them one clue?
Monet X Change
You gotta tell me first.
Bob the Drag Queen
The. The one clue is she was not on Logo. She was a. She's a. She's. She was after a little girl.
Monet X Change
Yeah. She doesn't. She doesn't wear a designer. I don't fuck with that kind of girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you? Well, I've told them, so now I've narrowed it down for you all. So now you all will find out who. Who did Monet fuck or who fucked or whatever. The. The. The mystery I'm trying to figure out is y'. All. Y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all are tiptoeing closer. Have you ever met. I don't think I'VE ever even met. No, in Florida one time. I think I met Candy Ho at a bar and, like, Orlando or I think, like. And I mean, when I say in passing, I mean in passing.
Monet X Change
No, I never met her. Not one ever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you. But you know Candy Hoe also. Apparently, Candy Ho was, like, one of those pageant queens who has, like, people, like, help her with her package, and she did just like Shangela. She didn't start doing her makeup till she got a drag race.
Monet X Change
Oh, really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Candy Ho was not doing her own makeup until she got to drag.
Monet X Change
Did she win Continental?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think that's true. There's. The only Continental winners on Drag Race are Naysha Lopez. No. 3. Naysha Lopez, Sasha, Colby, and Brooke.
Monet X Change
And someone else.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I'm talking about Ms. Continental. Roxy one. Continental plus. That's a different.
Monet X Change
Just check and see if you knew.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think you knew, because that's a different pageant.
Monet X Change
I did my show Lifey Life in Chicago at the theater. At the theater that they do Continental, and I was like, oh, wow, this feels like crazy that I'm here right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Especially because you would never win Miss Confidential. That's what makes it so crazy. You would literally never in your life. No, there's no probably. Right, honey? Yeah. I'm 100. Right. Do you have an anecdote for Candy Muse?
Monet X Change
I don't. I never met her. I don't know her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you remember anything about her on the show?
Monet X Change
I don't. I need to watch season seven again. She.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just remember. I just remember this one part that she did that makes me cringe. It was. She was like a vampire. I just remember her going,
Monet X Change
and I
Bob the Drag Queen
don't know why that stick out of my head. Her, like, doing that, like, face. Like she either got bitten by something or I don't know what.
Monet X Change
It was some.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something like that.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Let's go on to our next queen, who.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I have anything else
Monet X Change
to say about anyone. Actually. It's a Max.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally don't have anything else to say about anyone. Wait, wait, wait. Freeze, freeze, freeze. I've been drinking these Coke Zero.
Monet X Change
Bob, you are so ridiculous.
Bob the Drag Queen
Coke Zero in the UK is better than also, you know, everywhere now in Paris, have you heard of the controversy about the Paris Olympics logo?
Monet X Change
Yes, I heard it. It's crazy. Let's talk about.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, because it looks like. Because it looks like a woman with a. It's supposed to be a flame, but it looks like a woman with a bottle.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but I think it looks cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
You should Google it. Right there.
Monet X Change
I've seen it. It's all over the news. It's been all over the View.
Bob the Drag Queen
Describe.
Monet X Change
Looks like a woman, but instead of the flame, it's like a bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it a circle or a square?
Monet X Change
It's a circle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Neither. It's a triangle. It's a triangle.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Max Melanchi.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a triangle
Monet X Change
who inspired Raja to be gray.
Bob the Drag Queen
Max Melanifee inspired Raja go grey. Is that true?
Monet X Change
No, but I like to think so. In my universe of madness, Max famously quit drag. Or she stopped doing drag for a while. I think now she's doing it again, which was crazy because she was a big fan. I think after Trixie, she was the next fan favorite. Would you say so? No, sorry. After Katya, it was Max also.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Who? Jesus Christ. Okay. I feel like you're just forgetting the fact that Pearl was on the season, the fact that Violet Chachki was on this season. So. No, I don't think that Max was even. I would say the first fan favorite was Trixie. Okay. Katya, then Trixie, then Violet and Pearl, then I say Ginger, and then I think Ginger and Kennedy were. Were before Max, too.
Monet X Change
I don't think so. People were pretty obsessed with Max.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't know. You know, I don't. I guess the only barometer we can really gauge it by is. Is Instagram followers. And max melanifee has241,000. And Kennedy Davenport has. Oh, I went to Kennedy. My assistant has 306,000.
Monet X Change
Really? That's all Kennedy has? You think Kennedy had more? I remember Max. Max, for her audition video, it was online. It was her doing this, like, sickening Runway walk in different looks in these really cool settings. Y' all should look it up. Go to YouTube, type in max Melanfi. Drag Race audition. And it's the Beat Down. It's the Beat down by Iggy Azalea. And it's just.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's holding the triangle in her hand like it's a gun.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's a really cool video. It's really cool. And that's what I know about Matt.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a. There's this footage of Max Melanifee playing the Beast in the Beauty and the Beast in, like, some either regional or community or maybe collegiate theater performance. And I just. I don't know why that stuck out my head. And everyone come being like, finally, true talent. And I was like, that is talent. But I. I'm sure we've had talent on the show before, Max. Melanie saying. But also she has a really interesting YouTube show called Agent Max still. I mean, it's not ongoing, but it's still. It's still up on the Internet.
Monet X Change
What is it? She's like a spy.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like. Yeah, she's kind of. Yeah, she's like a. Some sort of a spy type person. But it's actually really, really well done. That's how I found out about Jean Mark from pg.
Monet X Change
Oh yeah. Because they used to look at it from the same city, I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
And he edited it and I was like. I was like, this is really well done. This is kind of amazing. I think it was like one of his first. One of his first big things. But it's really. It's very interesting. There's that many episodes.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I've seen episode one here. Has 32, 000 views. Episode two? Yeah, I think it's like five, three episodes, it looks like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's pretty well done. I mean and it's well written out, well thought out. But shows that are kind of hard to maintain over time because it's just like, unless you're getting like backing from like a lot of money, it's. They're hard. It's hard to maintain something like that. It's like almost impossible unless you have like a fierce Patreon or some sort of a community backing.
Monet X Change
Wow. We should, we should make an action movie. That'll be so fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, we still. We're still one movie behind.
Monet X Change
Let's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's try to work on the one we got. Okay. Should we just say like these studios just make it ourselves?
Monet X Change
I mean, I think that's the way to go. But we need a lot more money to do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
We can save up money.
Monet X Change
We can.
Bob the Drag Queen
We. We certainly have the ability to save
Monet X Change
up money for sure for yourself.
Bob the Drag Queen
It just be.
Monet X Change
It just be low budget and I'm not doing low budget.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go on to our next person because I don't want to. I could read you into the ground. I could read you down beneath the ground.
Monet X Change
Spell first before you can read. Try that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want to.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Jaden.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna try to be nice today.
Monet X Change
Today. Interesting to die. Jaden Dior fierce. Jaden is okay. So I think I was touring and Jaden and I. I was in her city and Jaden gave me. I used to wear these button fierce drag earrings that were like these. Cause she used to. She makes drag jewelry and I bought it for Her. She got me, like, a bunch of different clothes for a really good price. And Jaiden, on the Internet, she always makes these really cool costumes. Like, she's doing, like, a Shrek costume or Elmo or, like, all these characters, and it's always very, very, very well done. And she makes all of her st.
Bob the Drag Queen
Those. I thought you had a story.
Monet X Change
No, I was just being very kind to me and giving me. When I was first starting out, not for starting out, but first, like, on the road, giving me these. This really good drag jewelry for really cheap. I really appreciate that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you should have paid her full price instead, trying to get it for cheap. Maybe that's what I didn't even have.
Monet X Change
She gave it to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
So is the greatness that she just lowered her standards for you? Is that what made her nice? Because she lowered her standards for you
Monet X Change
to have a little bit of mind for you. You shouldn't think of me then when I said I was lowered my standards of playing the mud with your ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because she didn't. Because she wasn't able to feed her children that week. But you got to walk around. Drag children, Monet. Drag children.
Monet X Change
No, Desmond is amazing. Is enough. Lactation is enough.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that. I think that she's. First of all, she kind of like J sets every time she performs.
Monet X Change
Does she?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she kind of does this move where she's like. She's always good. I can't do it. She does it really, really well. But she's always like,
Monet X Change
oh, yeah, that's true, I guess. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. And she will do it to any song. She'll be like. And I am telling you, she's a really, really great performer. She did a great job doing Call Me Mother at the finale that I host that I stepped down at. When I stepped. No, was it when I said. Yeah, when I said, was it when I sat down? It wasn't when I. I don't remember when it was, but she. She did a great job performing at that finale. That was really, really great. And she did Call Me Mother. I think about that a lot. She's a really good performer, and her costumes are very camp. She's always doing something super camp, like this Strat costume or this Care Bear costume or something. And now she wears the head.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
She doesn't do all the wigs. She wears the. The hood with the hat often, which, to be honest, drag queens who steer away from wigs. You're saving yourself so much trouble for sure. So much trouble.
Monet X Change
But sometimes the wig is really the Kiki on them. But yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you see this wig that boules are wearing this Marco wig?
Monet X Change
Well, I know for some reason, because obviously we interact a lot on social media. Anytime I go on a thing and you like it or you comment on it is the first thing I see. And on three or four different platforms, you have let us know you think this hair is great.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally posted it once, and I commented on it. All I did was post. I put it. I reposted my story that I commented on Marco's post. I wanted. I own one platform. I reposted it, and I commented on Marco.
Monet X Change
So I logged on Facebook and I see he said, bob this hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that. But that hair, like, that hair was crazy. Marco is one of the best.
Monet X Change
And I put mark on the map for you. Yes, 1,000%. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like maybe Lady Bunny might have.
Monet X Change
I put mark on the map for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you think Lady Bunny just.
Monet X Change
It's a piece of me and Lady Bunny and she eats it too.
Bob the Drag Queen
My God. No, it probably was you. I think you did something about Marco and I used to. So I found out that Lady Bunny just drops off all of her wigs at Marco's and. And then Marco just slowly returns them all in these masterpieces. So I did the same thing. I just went to Marco, gave him a bunch of ways, gave him some inspiration, and Marco is. Is behind one of my most iconic. Okay, first, I would say Marco's behind literally my most iconic wig.
Monet X Change
And also. But let's be very clear, when Marco first made that wig, it was beautiful. Was this really cool look. Then you, like Bob do was throwing it in under his sink and brushing his floor with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, it's not true. I take care of my wigs. First of all, I take care of my wigs. I don't know why you act like I don't. But also, by the way, just so you know, the way that wig looks is the way that it was always. It was always intended to look like that. It was. It was this punk rock take on a. Like a black version of a wig that they did for Hedwig and Angra Inch. So the wi. The wig never got messed up. That was the. That was the intended way the wig
Monet X Change
looked at the original picture with Bob and the bubble gum look queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
That. What that.
Monet X Change
That picture compared to what were you wearing it on? Personal impressions are night and day difference. It is not. Do not slander Marco's name like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first of all. First of all, I'm. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this like I've always said. I have always loved that wig. I have never thought it was a bad wig. Some people just don't like the concept behind the wig. The wig has never looked bad. It was a never bad looking wig. I have always loved that wig, and it is a great wig. To this day, I stand down on it. That is a fan fantastic wig. I have never ironically loved that wig. I was. I was wearing it in spite because people were acting like it was bad. But I have never ironically liked that wig. I've always.
Monet X Change
And that's all the information we need because you must be high. You are now doing drugs if you think that that wig has never looked bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you think Marco did a bad job.
Monet X Change
You did a bad job.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because that, by the way, again, that is the way the wig was always intended to look. I never trashed a wig. I did not throw it under anything. I kept the wig on a wig head. Monet knows I keep my wigs on wig. I don't know why she's wearing it
Monet X Change
and sweating in it and doing whatever it's going to. Wigs do not. It is not a piece of fucking cross craft cheese. It expires, bitch. You got to get it restyled.
Bob the Drag Queen
The wig, the wig looked. The wig was intended to look the way it did. And I'm going to reiterate again. I absolutely love that wig to this day. The wig no longer looks like that. It was. It was restyled by James Mansfield.
Monet X Change
Y'. All. Look at the one trying to sneak a snack.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have. I have always loved that wig to this day. That's still one of my favorite. I want actually, Marco, I'm coming to Italy soon. Let's remake that wig. That wig was so iconic. That is such a good wig, that wig, really.
Monet X Change
If it ain't broke, baby, then don't restyle it.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's never look bad. This wig is perfect. It's already. The wig is already restyled. I don't need to do it again.
Monet X Change
It's fine. The wig is already restyled like how it originally intended. So it's fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, the wig is not restyled. It's an updo now.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. James makes an updo.
Bob the Drag Queen
So do you know anything anyway, y'? All? What do you.
Monet X Change
Jacob, please find that picture of Bob and the little queen thing, and I want. Can you please post a side by side of the. Of when you, Bob, first wore it to the end of its life? And let's see how it was Always supposed to look that way.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yet again, Monet asking for a picture that's not going to be on screen right now. I'm going to be fully. Where is this? Is there a video of this? Is there a photo of him?
Monet X Change
It's probably in Bob's Facebook profile pictures. For sure it was his profile picture or tagged in his look, wearing the original purse. Person present. Yes, it is him. It says Luke Queen in the bottom. And he has a piece of gum. He's like holding a piece of gum. I remember that picture.
Bob the Drag Queen
Making up half truth. Not even half. That was never. That was never my. That was never my problem.
Monet X Change
Gaslighting bag. Today you are. You are in your.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Jacob. You know what, Jacob, in fact, listen to Monet. Go and spend your time looking for that profile picture. You come back and tell me if I'm gaslighting or if Monet's gaslighting. In fact, Jacob, go look for it right now and tell me the photo is either gonna be in this if it exists, and if not, that's why it's not there. Because it's. Because it was never my profile.
Monet X Change
Or maybe not on your Facebook.
Bob the Drag Queen
You told Dick if it was a profile. Okay, but you know where it is.
Monet X Change
Where is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
But no, but you told Jacob it was the proof.
Monet X Change
You are a chaos person. And I cannot believe I do this podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
Didn't you? Didn't you? The first time I ever wore that wig was to do a Work paper, scissors event in New York City. Work Paper Scissors was a rock paper scissors tournament that me and Mitch put on. And that was the first time I ever wore the wig. And I did not know where to find the work paper scissors pictures, but they're probably on the Internet somewhere.
Monet X Change
But the look when picture exists. I know it is on that picture. We just got to find a look when picture. Don't you have a look in folder on your. On your Facebook?
Bob the Drag Queen
I am telling you right now where the first place I ever took, where the wig was, the first time the wig ever debut in its most pristine condition was that work paper scissors. Well, and it's what it is, and I'm sure it's on my Facebook somewhere in the world, but I do not. I do not remember where. And by the way, if you. If y' all are looking up, it's not the video of me promoting work purposes with Patty and Mitch. That was a promo for it. It wasn't the actual event. I. I was like, patty Mateo. No, it's Patty and Mitch. No, Patty and Mateo. Yeah. Here it is, actually. Boom. I found it. I found a picture of me in the wig with Henry, Mateo, Patty, Alfredo, and oop. Alfredo's X. Oh, Alfredo's X was hot, though. Here it is, Jacob. I'm sending it to the group right now, actually. I'm gonna go and send it straight to Jake. Sometimes they still don't make it. Sometime they still don't be making it even. Even after the full finagle. But here's the rig and it. And it's the very first time I was ever, ever worn in public in its prime, honey. Anyway, who's our next queen?
Monet X Change
Our next queen is Miss Fame. Ooh, Miss Fame. Miss Fame. Miss Fame. Miss Fame.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, somebody is talking in the background. It's.
Monet X Change
They're like a protest or something outside.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, work.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Protesting Your hotel?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think it's New York. It's like the. You know when they have those rats on the street? One of those.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. This week, the hotel is not paying their workers fairly, probably. Damn. This wig is so iconic. I'm looking at it right now. It's so. I love this wig. I love this wig. It's so good.
Monet X Change
You know Vicki Villainess.
Bob the Drag Queen
Of course. Vicky.
Monet X Change
I know. I saw at the gym the other day. I was like, oh, my God, Vicki, what are you doing here?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she lives in LA now. This wig is so good. Look at the wig. Look at the wig in that picture. Look how good. Oh, my God, it's so good. I love that wig. Marco, you did your. You did your big one on that wig. You really did your big one. That's your most iconic wig of all time. Look at Patty.
Monet X Change
Oh, look at Patty in those big 301 lashes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oof.
Monet X Change
Oof. She looks oof.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is Patty wearing that? There's no need to bully Patty. I don't know how necessary that is.
Monet X Change
This is before she was Patty Cash. I don't know who she was here, but now she's really gotten together.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I want to talk about Miss Fame. I actually miss. I met Miss Fame, used to be a Mac makeup artist working with Azrea at, I want to say Macy's or some other big master store, but not the time.
Monet X Change
Mickelson.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I remember me. And I remember that I helped her make her first pair of hip pads. The first hip pads Pam ever wore. I don't think she even wears hip pads at all anymore. But I remember she came to my apartment and we were going on about drag and how to host a show, and she had this lawyer's. It was like, she was doing, like, a lawyer's retreat in somewhere, and she was like, I don't know what to do. I'm nervous, but you're really funny. And we just, like, made these hip pads and went over how to a lawyer. It was like some sort of, like,
Monet X Change
a lawyer's a lawyer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe at the time, she was dating this cologne salesman.
Monet X Change
A cologne salesman?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Cause she worked at Macy's.
Monet X Change
Got it. For a second. It's not like you said, a clone salesman.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, yeah, he sold clones. He sold Barbra Streisand. Her dog.
Monet X Change
Miss Fame is probably, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen. She does makeup so well. Fame had one of those tutorials online that got. Went super viral because it was like watching her do drag makeup was. It was just. The transformation was just fucking breathtaking. It's so beautiful. And now she's one of the fashion girls that sits at these fashion shows for Schiaparelli, Gucci, whatever the fuck. She's there. She moved. She knows she moved to Europe. And her and her husband were really open about trying to adopt a kid. I don't know. I don't think they have adopted one yet, but at least last year, they had this really big post about the efforts in doing that and how hard it was. And this was the next phase of her life, which I was like, she better work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob and I really wanted a kid for breakfast, but UberEats wasn't gonna do it. So we just said, nevermind the gay agenda.
Monet X Change
But I love Miss Fame. And do you know what I. One of what? Remember the fucking ugly dress challenge from season seven?
Bob the Drag Queen
I love her dress.
Monet X Change
It was fucking. That was the problem.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, but they said it wasn't.
Monet X Change
Yeah. It was so annoying to me on Drag Race when they were like, well, we said to an ugly dress,
Bob the Drag Queen
but hers was a pretty version of an ugly dress. I think she was spot on. Right.
Monet X Change
But it's one of those challenges where they can kind of like, flub it around to make you lose or whatever they want. It's like, bitch. What? Anyway,
Bob the Drag Queen
I realize right now I'm looking at my picture of me doing first person impressions with Aquaria. No, it wasn't Aquaria. Who did I wear the wig with?
Monet X Change
It was probably thorny.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no. First time I wore it was with. Was with. Oh, it was with Whistle, Whistle, Whistle. Heidi.
Monet X Change
Heidi Ho.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it wasn't with Heidi either. Heidi in closet. It wasn't with Heidi. It was. It was. Who did I wear this fucking wig With.
Monet X Change
You whistled at them.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she does the whistle. It was the episode before Heidi. Who was the episode before Heidi?
Monet X Change
You know what?
Bob the Drag Queen
There's no way we're gonna remember this in time. I'm not gonna. Oh, but I do remember the wig. Keep on talking. I'll look into it. But I'm also. I'm looking at the picture of the wig with me and Heidi. It looks. The ex. It looks the exact same as it does when I'm sitting here with Heidi as it did when I was at the Work Purpose Scissors event. The wig has not changed. I really love this wig so much. Well, we made it through all of our. All of our. What are you doing? Do you want to join us? Money, on the podcast? It looks like the first place you were was with Blue hydrangea.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Money. Do you want to join us on the podcast? Are you. Are you comfortable podcasting with us or
Monet X Change
do you find this picture? I'm gonna find it and make you gag about the look of picture. I want where I thought the Louis the wig looked good and you know, the y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Bob knows the picture I'm talking about.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know where it is, but I'm telling you, the first time I wore it literally. Meaning literally, the wig in its most pristine condition, the first time I ever wore it versus when I started wearing
Monet X Change
it on personal because I judged it up for you for look clean picture.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, that is a absolute lie. So you think you improved upon Marco Marcos? I mean, Marco's wigs work.
Monet X Change
You think you guess at work?
Bob the Drag Queen
Paper, scissors, mon exchange.
Monet X Change
Who.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who, who, who sat in my apartment for two hours sty like a Jennifer Hudson wig? That came out the exact same. You improved upon Marco's wig. Okay, I'm gonna be in Italy soon. I'm gonna interview Marco about this goddamn wig. I'm gonna do you know what? I'm gonna do a whole documentary about this wig and how and how I am a fashionist and how is that
Monet X Change
her first and last name?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's going to be one of the producers of my podcast. My documentary. Anne Hal is going to help me show how I was on the right side of fashion history. I was ahead of my time with this fucking wig. And you hoes just don't know how to admit that I made fucking translation.
Monet X Change
Okay, guys, thank you for joining us for this episode of Every Rug. I don't know what part five, part six. We got through. We were closer to my number than Bob's because we got to eight girls and we did not do.
Bob the Drag Queen
We did do eight.
Monet X Change
We did Darion Lake. Darion Lake. Sasha Bell. Jasmine Masters.
Bob the Drag Queen
They didn't do Sasha Belle. It was last episode.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sasha Bell. No. Darien Lake.
Monet X Change
Jasmine Masses. Kasha Davis. Kandy Holm. Max Jaden fame. Sasha Bell.
Bob the Drag Queen
8. You're adding Sasha Bell.
Monet X Change
We didn't do. I talked about Sasha Belle. I don't know what you did. I talked about Sasha Bell.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, in that case, we talked about Trixie. We talked about Katya. We talked about Miss Fame.
Monet X Change
So we did 12. Thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. Thank you. Honey.
Monet X Change
We did 12.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not how the game works. We did 12. Just because you mentioned people doesn't mean that's how the game works.
Monet X Change
We did 12. Bitch. I said what I.
Bob the Drag Queen
We never meant. We never. And just so you know, the only reason that we got to the seven that we did, because I. I allowed you to do that.
Monet X Change
So we did 12.
Bob the Drag Queen
My Bob's Wendy Williams. And with that, thank you for coming on my show. Goodbye, everyone.
Episode: The One About Every RuGirl (Part V)
Date: November 20, 2023
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
In this hilariously chaotic installment of the RuGirls series, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into their wild, wandering, and always opinionated takes on the next batch of iconic RuPaul’s Drag Race queens. What begins as a mission to cover a dozen queens quickly veers off into classic Sibling Rivalry territory—tangents about viral videos, kink culture, drag wigs, and heated debates about fashion and Drag Race history. Despite many diversions, they manage to cover queens like Darienne Lake, Jasmine Masters, Mrs. Kasha Davis, Candy Ho, Max, Jaidynn Diore Fierce, and Miss Fame, while reflecting on what makes these queens special both on and off the show.
Memorable Quote:
"The amount of helicopter parenting going on between my lighting and my gain is giving favoritism. Jacob, you’re obviously Team Onation."
– Bob (04:10)
Memorable Quote:
"She’s a very, very funny comedian, which is why she gets picked to do the haters roast."
– Bob (18:10)
Timestamps:
Timestamps:
Memorable Quote:
"I drank like seven glasses of water at this guy’s house... he was like, ‘I want you to drink it, but also be like oh my god, this is so—I’m so—’"
– Bob (13:52)
Notable Jasmine Quotes:
"Jasmine Masters is iconic for her cocoon look… but she’s known for saying ‘Nope!’—which got so viral."
– Bob (20:50)
"People hate, Loki icon."
– Bob (22:36)
Timestamps:
Timestamps:
Memorable Quote:
"Talking about your sobriety on television is like... I don’t know."
– Bob (33:09)
Timestamps:
Timestamps:
Memorable Quote:
"That’s how I found out about Jean Mark from PG... He edited it and I was like, this is really well done. This is kind of amazing."
– Bob (44:39)
Timestamps:
Timestamps:
Memorable Quote:
"To this day, I stand down on it. That is a fan-fantastic wig. I have never ironically loved that wig. I was wearing it in spite because people were acting like it was bad."
– Bob (51:03)
Memorable Quote:
"Miss Fame is probably, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful faces I’ve ever seen. She does makeup so well."
– Monet (58:28)
Timestamps:
On Doing the Podcast:
"I wish someone came to me in a time machine back then, told me someone, Bob the Drag Queen, is gonna position you to do a podcast. Say no. Do not do it under any circumstances."
– Monét (32:00)
On Viral Meme Monetization:
"There’s no way to really get money from memes... NFT’s kind of disappeared, huh?"
– Monet (20:55)
On Drag, Conflict, and Kinks:
"Don’t fight. There’s no way it’s worth it."
– Bob (13:23)
Timestamps for RuGirls Discussed:
Running Gags:
If you haven’t listened:
Expect unfiltered opinions, chaotic tangents, and plenty of quotable moments—this is drag podcasting at its most entertaining and unscripted.