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Hey, guys. Again, Papa Drag Queen. I'm going to be in Atlanta at the Atlanta Symphony on December 30, the eve of New Year's Eve. Please spend your time with me. You can go to seethedradqueen.com to hear some hilarious jokes and maybe I'll wear like a festive Christmas outfit.
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And guys, you can catch me in Orlando and Tampa. I'm going to be at the Orlando improv on December 6th and the Tampa improv on December 7th. So if you in Florada, come see your girl Monette Chains, because I'm retiring these jokes, y', all, this year. This is the last time you can hear these motherfucking jokes. So come see me do these jokes in Orlando and Tampa. And y'.
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All.
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Sibling Rivalry Live is coming to San Francisco at the Castro Theater on January 5th. Now, I know we have had. We swear. We swear this is the final day. We will be in San Francisco on January 5 for sibling rivalry Live. So snatch up these last tickets and sell us the out.
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My name is Bob the Drag Queen,
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and I'm Monet X Change. And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about code switching.
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We do the one about every Rude girl Part six.
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And we find out what made Bob
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say this, which is valid. Her not liking me is valid and fair. And we find out what made Monet say this.
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She picks up the sleeve of my costume like this. She goes Acrylic stones.
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I was like, yeah, interesting. I went on the stage, I was like, jesus Christ.
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I ain't either one, man. Are you a Drake fan?
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No.
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Like, there are no Drake songs you like.
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I only know. I think I know one Drake song maybe. I think I might know two Drake songs named Hotline Bling.
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That's Drake and that's Drake and Erykah Badu.
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No, that's not. It's a Drake song and Erykah Badu did a cover of it.
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Huh. Okay. Hotline Blinging.
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I guess I'm more of a Drake fan than you apparently. And I know. And I just know that song that he did with the 21 where he goes, 21. Can you do something for me? Can you talk to the ops next for May 21st? Do your thing. And I only know that part because it got big on. On Tik Tok.
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Yeah. I never said I was a Drake fan. I was asking. I didn't say I was. I'm not.
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I was joking that I was more of a Drake fan than you, even though I only know two Drake songs. That was. That was kind of a bit. I don't. I don't. I. I don't know you to be a Drake fan, but I don't. I can't name any of his songs though. Besides. And I don't know that I don't know the 21 song name. I just know. I just call it 21. Can you do something for me?
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Got it. Yeah. I don't know how much it is.
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And I know that he was on Degrassi as an actor.
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I'm an Aubrey fan because I was a big Degrassi watcher. Like, I love Degrasse. The Grass was a major show for me growing up. Me and Kamika used to watch Degrassi all the time. So I was obsessed with Aubrey, but not necessarily Drake. I do like some Drake songs though. Like, yeah, was Heartbreak the one on that same album when he's like. I'm going to say rapping. That's probably all of them was like a really long flow. It's like a five minute song. But Drake is always like lamenting. I know Drake to be a lamenter.
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I've never seen Degrassi, so I'm not familiar with his work on the show. And I think I'm a little old for Degrassi and. But I did watch a video about FD Signifier has a video about Drake that I. When I watched the entire video, knowing practically nothing about this man, I Watched the whole video like I was some Drake historian.
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FD signifier. Why does that. Why, why, why do I know that?
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I've mentioned him on the podcast before. He does video essays on YouTube.
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Got it. Video essays. We are. I was. I don't remember what it was. I'm going to say. I. You know, when you have, like, younger people around you. Oh, we're talking about a newspaper. I was like, today's kids probably have no idea what a newspaper is. Like. They never, like, used to get. They like.
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I don't know what an. You mean. What do you mean they don't know,
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Like, a physical, like, delivering to your house, like, opening up the New York Times. Like, I feel like kids don't realize that's a thing.
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I think I feel like they do know what newspapers are.
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I misspoke. They know what newspapers are. They don't know what the tradition of having a paper delivered to your house and reading a newspaper.
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I would know because, you know, I don't have a real thought on that. I feel like they do because. Because they still make newspapers in New York City. You can get them out of the. The things. You get them out of those free.
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You can't anymore. Those are gone. Like where, like the Village Voice was that. They don't have those little. Those little paper things anymore. Those are gone.
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Oh, are they?
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Yeah, like the people in the street delivering the New York. Not the New York Times. What's. What's the cheap one? It was like the New York Minute or this is the. In school, they. They don't handle it anymore because everything is digital. Like, digital papers.
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Interesting.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's kind of like I like, I know people who. I don't get. Young people know what a telephone book is, but they probably haven't used a telephone book.
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Yeah, I doubt they've used newspapers. It's very interesting.
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I think they have used these papers. I feel like I've seen newspapers in, like, the past, like, couple years. Like, I've seen them with my own eyes. Newspapers.
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I'm sure they have, but again, I just don't think they're using them. Right. Like, I remember, like, I used to have to afford, like, certain things.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But anyway, we need to. Bob, this last episode, you derailed us and the fans gathered. You were like, bob, I want to get through the girls.
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So today and the fans who arguing can suck my motherfucking dick and let them know that I'm having a problem with how I do my motherfucking podcast. You can suck My.
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Podcast.
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No, they can't suck our dick. They can suck my dick on my podcast, bitch. Okay, if you got a problem with the way I do. Sibling rivalry. Fucking eat my fucking asshole after a chili dinner, bitch.
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That was very graphic and too much. I don't want to.
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Oh, but a guy shit on your chest once, and I'm the one. You. You told stories. I didn't like that either, but you. You told stories about actual chest droppings in my. That was a pink exclusive.
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Thank you, Jacob. Thank you.
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Was it?
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Yes, it was.
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Was it?
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So let's get back to your. What.
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And now back to. And with that, thank you for coming on my show.
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Okay, Wait, Jacob, did you send the link? Oh, yeah. You did. Jacob, message the group. Jacob is on his millennial kick. Jacob be having us using Facebook messenger to get messages for the podcast and
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Facebook messenger since the inception of this podcast.
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I know. Old as hell.
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What would you prefer we use email?
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Yes. No, you would not. First of all, Monet's put on a show for you all. We have literally been using the same Facebook thread since Jacob started working on this podcast.
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That is old.
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You know, I find. Anyway, it's good because we record on our laptop, so it's easy to go to Facebook, click the link, and pull it up. But if there's something else that works for you, I'm happy to accommodate your preference.
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No. Monet's going to do what we've been doing. Don't. Don't dignify Monet's bullshit.
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Because we've been doing something doesn't mean we can't change and get better. Okay, I don't know. I don't know what y' all do over there, Bob. The Direct llc, but we're always growing and changing here at Monet Exchange llc, period.
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We said we're not. I say you can. We're not. Our system works, and we're not changing it.
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Think for yourself.
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This.
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This is not. This is not. You're not a dictator here. You're. You're being cheritur and a pain in my ass. You, Jacob and I already voted, and we're gonna use Zoom.
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Well, let's see if we change it up. So, with that in mind, let's go on to our first. Okay, wait.
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Really quick.
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Really quick. Last thing I want to say. Who's zeroing there was the premiere last night, and they have a picture with all the Destiny Child girls, like, all five of them. Mine was Farah. I don't know where Farrah's at. I Mean, maybe she died. I don't know where Farrah's at, but Beyonce was in this like platinum white hair. And Beyonce looks so light. Like, I never realized how light skinned Beyonce was.
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Maybe, maybe it was just makeup because I saw her at the concert and I was pretty close and I don't remember thinking that she looked part. She is fair skinned. I don't remember thinking that she looked particularly light skinned. But. But maybe it's just. Maybe it's a filter. Maybe it's makeup. Who knows?
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Well, all the pictures I've seen of it, I just. I just sent this to you and Jacob. Look at how light skinned she look.
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Yeah, I guess so. I hadn't really given much thought to how light skinned she looks, but like I always.
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Kelly Rowland was a little darker, but Michelle and Beyonce used to be similar to like skin tones. I feel like.
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I mean, I haven't given. Again, I haven't given much thought to this. She looks as light skinned as she. I mean, Beyonce is light skinned and she looks as light skinned as she's always looked to me. But also the. The colors you're wearing can. Can change how wet tones come out in your skin. And she is wearing silver with platinum hair. And I think when she wears darker hair, she probably looks a little bit darker. And when she wears lighter hair, she probably ends up looking lighter. Maybe. Maybe that's what it is.
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Video she posted three days ago. So I think it also might just be the editing and the lighting on that photo.
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Got it.
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Maybe it's a flash.
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Selena was up in the premiere. Shanghai was up at the premiere. I was like, bitch, why can I get. I wanted an invitation.
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I'm sorry you didn't get invited. I'm sorry, Monet. I wish that we could have made that happen for you.
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No, Beyonce hates me. It's fine. Okay.
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Marvin went.
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Trixie, Wait, your Thanksgiving When I. Cause we left it on Thanksgiving clef hanger last Monday.
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Oh, yes, my Thanksgiving, y'.
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All.
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It ended up working out. Everything worked out well. My family all came in. It was beautiful. Really beautiful. So with the gas, I ended up. I ended up calling like three times the next day and speaking to different people. And I had to get. I had to code switch real hard. Cause the first. The second time I called, I was like, hello. Now, I called to settle my service and I was given that. The third time I call, I was like, hi, my name is Kevin, but. Well, we go talk about code switching. Do you have. Do you have a code switching voice?
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I've ever really done a code switching voice was when I worked in a restaurant, but I still sounded black. I just thought it was just my customer service voice. So I didn't. I didn't stop sounding black. I just was like. I was. I just sounded much friendlier when I was. When I was waiting tables.
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Oh, I called Switch Heart. I was like, hi, my name is Kevin. I just moved to a property. And I knew that, you know, you had to set up these services before, but I just was not aware. And I wanted to. Any cancellations that I could possibly get on the list. I have a lot of family coming into town, and if we don't get gas set up, we won't have any hot water, any heat. And, you know, it's really gonna derail everything we have planned for Thanksgiving. So I'm just calling to check in if they have any availability in cancellations. And she was, bitch. She was like, let me see. Actually, we have one for Saturday. So someone came Saturday before Thanksgiving. They put the gas and everything on, and it was good.
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But what was the response the first time you called?
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They were like, the girl, she's like, no, they aren't any appointments. Sorry. I was like. I was like, can I get on, like a list or something? She's like, no, we don't have. We don't do that here. Sorry.
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That's interesting and upsetting.
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I know.
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I mean, when I call somewhere, if I was gonna call, like. Like I'm calling you. You ready? Ring, ring, ring.
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Hello?
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Hi. You answer the phone at the gas company?
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Oh, the gas company. Hi, this is socal Gas. How may I help you?
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Hi, I'm having a problem with my gas. I don't have. I just moved into a home and there's no gas in the house. But I'm wondering if there's any way to fast track it and get it done before the holidays. Before Thanksgiving. It's a bit of an emergency.
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No, sorry, we're all booked up until the Thursday after Thanksgiving. Baby, it's Thanksgiving. It's very busy. Baby, I'm so sorry.
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I understand, but what about emergency services? People who are cold in their home? My grandmother will be here. Well, you gotta join the list, baby.
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There's a lot of people who are gonna be cold for the holidays, baby.
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Well, that doesn't seem acceptable. My grandma's gonna be here all the way from St. Lucia. She's from St. Lucia and she's not used to being in cold climates.
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Well, you should have called earlier, baby. There's a very long list A lot of people want to get gas in Southern California. It's very cold.
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I hear that, but I didn't call earlier. So who else can I talk to? Is there someone else? Who do you think has the authority to make this decision? Me. What's your name, by the way?
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My name is Rochelle.
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Rochelle.
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You're the HBO L, baby. Rushell. I have an A, not an oh. Russell.
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I apologize. Rochelle. So, Rochelle, you're the. You're the HBIC over in charge at SoCal Gas. You're the. You're the. You're the top of the chain. You're the president of. Of SoCal Gas. Because I'm. Let me Google that real quick. I just want to quickly Google who's in charge of SoCal Gas.
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Smith.
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Just double checking. The general manager of SoCal Gas.
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Lions.
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No, it's. It says Jawad Malik on the Internet, and then it also says Carlo, Gavina, Philip Gonzalez, but not you, Carlos and Philly.
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Baby, they ain't here. They are there on vacation. So I'm the one that can put your gas on. And just for that, you won't have gas until the spring. Congratulations.
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I'm just gonna call back and see if someone. Because I have a feeling that you're probably just someone who answers, because I don't. I got a feeling that Carlos is not over there answering phone calls. Baby, I. I bet Jimmy Cho, the chief operating officer at SoCal Gas. Hold on. Miriam S. Brown, the president. Or maybe Scott Drury, the chief executive officer and CEO over at Mariam. No way.
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I don't like Mariam.
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No kind of way. So go call her. Maybe David Barrett, the senior vice president and general general counsel. Or maybe David Butchowski. I'll call.
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You can pronounce his name. How you gonna call him? How you gonna call when you can't pronounce his name?
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Luckily for you, this call is being recorded for quality assurance. On my side, too. Rochelle, look at that. It says contact me. I want to contact. I'm gonna contact since I. And I'm sure you know, you love
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trying to get him. I've been trying to get him for the past two months. Good luck trying to get them.
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Well, get this. Click. I Googled on Rochelle. Rochelle not about to tell me she's the man. I never selling the goddamn manager because the manager don't answer phones over at SoCal Gas.
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I mean, I was newly appointed. I bet you. I bet you Trixie answered the phones over at Trixie Motel.
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I don't think she does. We're gonna call Right now. Oh my gosh.
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She'll be calling the truth.
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Yeah, Monet, call Trixie Motel right now and see who. I don't think Trixie's gonna answer the phone.
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You.
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You will gag a Trixie. Answer this phone. But you gotta get.
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I would. I would truly be gagged. And I think you would too, by the way. I think you and I would both be gag if she goes. Hello, Brian Firkus.
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What's her last name?
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Furkus.
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Brian Ferkus.
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Hello, this is Brian.
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Here we go.
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Thank you for calling Trixie Motel.
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I'm gonna say hi. Look at what? Trixie.
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This is so rude. This is so inappropriate and rude.
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Oh, there are answer phones over there. Trixie me down.
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What time is it? It's 12 o' clock in the afternoon. Your call has been forwarded to an automatic. I'll go to message 0808001. Don't believe the number. Well, they can google it again. Please record your message.
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When you have finished recording.
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You may hang up or press 1 for more options.
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Hi, my name is Christopher Caldwell of Sibling Rivalry and I have an upcoming reservation and I would like to talk to someone about that. Please give me a call back today. Thank you so much.
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Stop. You are horrible. You're horrible. You're a bad. Anyway, so speaking of Trixie Motel, let's go on to the first girl in our long lineup of We Are. In fact, we'll talk about after this break. And by the way, Monet stalled that time. That was all your good Judy Monet. Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today.
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1-800-contacts.
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Okay, I will say this though, we are halfway through Anyway.
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Trixie Mattel, 34 year old. I would call. I would go ahead and call Trixie, a young drag icon. This is not even up for debate. Trixie is inarguably one of the most successful drag race girls in the history of drag race for sure. She is an absolute work machine.
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She really is.
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She is capitalist Barbie by her own words. She's from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and she was a fan favorite double eliminated on season seven of RuPaul's Drag Race came back for All Stars 3, and she won the whole. No, she had won to.
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Did her. NBC is Native American. Ojibwe word.
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Wait, three or four. Three or four? Was she three?
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Four. I was four. She was three.
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Came back for All Stars 3, and she won the whole thing. And yes, she is. She is indigenous. Yes. Although she still. But she still identifies as white, though. She says her ethnicity is white and that she is Ojibwe.
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She's from.
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She kind of says, like, people give her about, like, acknowledging her indigenous heritage because she.
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Because she looks white. So people like, you're just saying that because.
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Yeah, yeah, she is white. Trixie says she is white.
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I know. I know.
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She.
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Yeah, so that's why people give her shit for it.
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I bet it's annoying to be like. Because I think. I don't know if she grew up on a reservation, but she lived, like, really close to one. Or maybe she was on the reservations. Really? I might be making the part of Trixie says something about reservations and living on one or near one as a kid or going to it or visiting family at the reservation or something. Also, you know, Trixie's brother is like a Marine. Is like a lawyer and a. And a Marine war vet.
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Is he hot?
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I don't. I don't know. I've never seen a picture of him. But he's a. He's a. So Trixie's mom got some kids who were doing the damn thing.
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A Marine war vet work, and a lawyer. Trixie's from Silver Cliff, Wisconsin. That just sound like a little, small. Little raggedy town, don't it? Silver Cliff.
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Well, what's the population of Silver Cliff?
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Let's see.
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What is. What is this? What are we looking at? Jacob, can you tell us what we're looking at, please?
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Yeah. That's Trixie Matto's brother.
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, that's her brother. Oh, he's older than her.
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He is much older. Well, we don't know. He might be younger. We don't know.
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Oh, my God. He's. He's literally 21. 21.
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21. 21. 21, 21. 21.
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Do you think 21. A 20. She also has a show called Trixie Motel, which is in its second season on Discovery, which brought up HBO Max, my little channel. Her job bought my job.
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I think the second season is on hgtv.
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Oh, oh, and she. And she. And she is a judge on Queen of the Universe.
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Damn. Can I say something about Trixie Damn. You done ran up all the facts. Can I say something?
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Of course you can.
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Her and Katya have a book together that was a New York Times bestseller. They have a very successful podcast as Bald and Beautiful, Although we were first, and I think. I think Queen of the Universe got cancelled or, like, it's done now, but I don't.
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I don't. I don't know.
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It was. It was. And she was. And she was on for. And.
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Damn. Why you want to bring her down? Why you trying to bring Trixie down?
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Oh, my God. Anyway, she was sent home by Pearl in episode 4, then sent home by Ginger Minj in episode 10. I didn't. I knew that, but I now seeing it again, I'm like, oh, she also
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lost a lot of lip syncs on All Stars.
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Why you gotta bring Trixie down?
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Why?
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Gotta bring her down, Bob. And Trixie is one of my oldest Drag Race friends.
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I love Trixie. Trixie and I are good friends. Go ahead.
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I met Trixie before I was on Drag Race, but she was on Drag Racing. Actually, we had DM'd on Instagram through Honey LeBron, because, you know, Honey Bronx is from Wisconsin, right? So I met her through hunting LeBron in the DMs. And it was like, I have, like, an old DM of Trixie being like, you're so cool before either of us is on Drag Race. And then her and I ended up hanging out when she, like, couldn't afford to stay in New York City at a hotel, but she was, like, booking her own gigs at, like, the Lori Beachman and shit, so she would, like, come. It was just. I actually really admire Trixie and how she's created a really fierce place for herself in this world. She's really, really doing the. The garn thing.
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She really is. Trixie is great. I was always good catching up with Trixie. She's a. She's a very lovely gal. Love, love, love, love. I love Trixlin. Oh, she's more than 89. She's a year older than me.
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Wow.
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Old,
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old ass bitch.
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Give her 80s baby, y'.
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All.
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80s babies, y'.
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All.
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Oh, y' all 80s babies is real old.
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We should move on to our next contestant, who is another incredibly popular queen.
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Kataya.
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Let's make some noise for Katya Zomolochikova Zamolochikova.
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Katya. I didn't realize she was fifth. So Trixie.
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Her name is Katrina Petrovna Zamolochikova.
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Trixie was sixth like myself, and Katya was fifth like Cracker. Cracker and I were almost the crack. Who we are, though.
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Anyway, why didn't y' all team up?
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I don't know. Cracker left me in the dust, girl. Cracker said, bye, bitch. Bye, you black bitch. And she moved on. Love, love, love, love, love, love. Katya, most recently, Katya was giving away, or she was, like, selling some stuff from her house, and I wanted, like, a workout bench, and I DM'd her, and I was like, girl, can I have this workout bench? I want to come and see it. And she gave me this workout bench. I know that's not a very exciting story, but it was very sweet.
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You went to her house to pick it up?
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I went to her house, Yeah. I went to her house, girl. She gave me this workout bench that is, like, 100 pounds, though, which is a little insane.
B
Is that. Is that heavy for a workout bench or is that light?
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Workout is very heavy.
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I drag them around at the. At the gym, but they're usually, like. They're on the grounds. They have will, so I don't really know how much they weigh, to be honest.
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Yeah, this is a. It's. It's. It was a very nice, expensive workout bench. It's a rogue one. The rogue benches cost, like, a thousand dollars.
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Katya looks like she works out. Katya is known for her gym, for her flexibility and her love for Russian gymnastics. And also, she's a bit of a linguist. She speaks, like, three langu languages. She speaks French fluently.
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No.
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She can. Yes, she does. She's. She. She is fluent in French. She speaks conversational Russian, and she speaks English.
C
Katya does not speak French, Bob.
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Katia does speak French. Katya is fluent in French. I'm not making that up. You can Google it, or you can probably type in Katya speaking French on the Internet. And I have to see this, like, speaking French, which is funny because she's known for her whole Russian thing. Right? She. But she really actually speaks French. More like.
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Is she, like, why.
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I think she studied it in school. Maybe she's just interested in language. I mean, she's obviously interested in language because she also knows a bit of Russian as well. Did you find a club where I speak in French?
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Okay, this clip. But Trixie is also speaking French.
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Well, find another one. I mean, I don't tell you, Katya speaks French. Like, I mean, there's lots of, you know. Cracker speaks French.
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I know that bitch. Cracker learned how to speak. I don't know the exact dialect, but it is a dialect in Africa. Is this Swahili?
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No. She speak. No, it's not. Yeah.
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Cracker speaks Wolof. Cracker learned how to speak wolf.
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Cracker is wild.
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She's also. Crack is also extremely. And we're gonna talk about later. She's extremely smart. Yeah. Katya. I really like Katya. Very nice. Very nice lady. She was.
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She's one of the most beloved girls from the race.
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True.
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Her fans are low key. Scary. One of. One of her fans bought their severed foot to a Katya meet and greet and ask her to take a picture with her. With her. I'm going to read with this, y'. All severed foot. I wouldn't be into that
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and I
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need to say that clearly in case one of my fans think about. But I could see Katie's fans being like, Katya would love my foot. And Katya probably. I don't actually, I don't know. Katya did love it. I. I never asked her about it. But you can Google a picture of Katya holding a severed foot when we, when we.
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When Trixie. When Trinity and I won. Trixie was the host of Pit Stop and they were going to have Trixie crown us which Chrixie was away on a tour. So Katya got in full Trixie drag and then she came out and gave and like awarded me and Trinity our crowns. Is very interesting.
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That's interesting.
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Yeah.
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I, I cannot believe I just found the picture of Katya holding this guy's foot. This is where.
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How do I see it?
B
Just google Katya holding foot and you will. You will not be able to miss it. You will not be able to miss it. Someone tweeted out, hey, Katya, my roommate and I wish to know if you want to take a photo at your show meet and greet with my roommate's amputated freeze dried leg. If the theater will even let us take it in. Katie responded said I received that email. What an email. I'll be in touch with you about what to do with the leg xl
C
that is ill. She's like, she's like biting it.
B
I think she's pretending to bite it. I don't think she's actually biting.
C
She's holding it.
B
She is holding it. That, that is not up for debate. She is holding the leg straight up. No gloves. Holding the leg.
C
No, that's, that's, that's not for me either.
B
It's like a foot and ankle and for those of you who don't want to Google, it's a foot, an ankle and about half a shin.
C
Okay, Bob A half. Maybe like a quarter of a shin.
B
It's about half a shin. Yeah. Maybe a little over. Maybe a little over. Maybe a little over a quarter. Maybe like. Let's start at a third. Can we agree we'll settle on a third.
C
Okay.
B
Shake.
D
Shake.
B
That's crazy and scary.
C
Yeah, I'm afraid I would not be into that. And then she came back on All Stars to get. Got even more beloved. And Katya. Katya. Her and Trixie work. She does her. Trixie do a lot of stuff together. Obviously she does stuff solo as well. But her and Trixie, like Bob and I, we, like, do a lot of things together because people tether us together because we have a lot of businesses together. So it makes sense.
B
I think that Trixie likes to work a little bit harder than Katya does. I think Trixie, like, enjoys the actual, like, working all the time. And I think Katya enjoys her leisure time a little more than Trixie does.
C
Yeah.
B
You know. Yeah. I think Katya is also something of a minimalist too. Like, Katya is not, like, as opulent and extravagant as some drag queens are. Like, she lives in the studio for. She lived in a studio for like a really long time. Work.
C
See how with so much drag, it's impossible. Not impossible. Obviously I'm being a little hyperbolic, but it is too much to have all your drag in a studio. I just don't. I cannot.
B
Maybe she's like Jasmine who just, like, sells it all the time. Like, Jasmine is comfortable selling. Jasmine will sell everything. She owns. Jasmine.
C
Jasmine's apartment, Bob. But even with. That is crazy. Jasmine lives in her dragon. It is everywhere.
B
I used to. I used to live in my drag too, so I get it.
C
Oh, yeah. It's. It's not for me. I can't. My brain would explode.
B
We can't all. We can't. We can't all have the. The county come turn our gas on. On with. With 30 minutes. Notice we're not all as privileged as you, Monet. We don't all have the Queen of Saint Lucia coming to have dinner at.
C
Anyway, let's go on to. Next, the dancing diva of Texas, New York, LaGuardia Kennedy Davenport. This picture is. She looked like somebody's black auntie who is also real estate worker. I love this promo picture.
B
What's interesting about Kennedy, her and Katie are the same age.
C
No.
B
Yeah, they are. They're both 41. I think that Kennedy kind of just presents older. Like, her whole thing is like she's older like that. She was like a Bitter old lady brigade with. With. With. With Ginger Mange, who's, by the way, younger than both of them. Yeah, but she present. We'll get to her soon. But Ginger kind of like, presents as much older when the truth is she's.
C
Oh, yeah, baby. I can make you, like, some soup and, like, something like. She's Ginger. Yeah, she presents older. Yeah.
B
And I think that. That Kennedy also presents older than was. Actually. I think. I think what it is, actually Katya presents younger because Katya's 41.
C
She does present very young. I would not. I would not think Katya is 41 at all.
B
Kennedy, what's up, baby?
D
I also think maybe within the context of Drag Race, like, Drag Race, maybe Kennedy's been just been doing drag for so long, that's also more of her vibe.
B
Well, Katie's also been doing drag for a long time. That's the thing. Katie's actually been doing drag for a hot minute.
C
As long as Kenny. No, Kenny's been doing drag for, like, 20 years.
B
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if she was doing as long. I don't know how long she's been doing it. But I think that. But. But Katya didn't start drag, like, right before Drag Race.
C
Kennedy also walks around like this. Yo, this is how Kenny walks around.
B
Well, girl, I think she has bad hips from all the flipping and jumping. And she doesn't walk around.
C
She's like. But then on stage,
B
I think. I think because she has bad hips from all that. All that. How are you supposed to dance like that, Ben, I was talking to some dancers recently on the tour, and they kind of just like, dance through the pain, but there's also adrenaline that pushes you as well.
C
Yeah, we do. We do. We do
B
you mean people in pain?
C
Dancers. We dance through it.
B
Okay, I just didn't realize what you meant when you said we. Kitty Davenport is an amazing performer. I mean, when I say amazing, like, y', all, like, you. You have to watch what she. If actually, if you ever want to gag and see a video that is truly like, we're so lucky that we get to live in the same timeline. Not movie, YouTube video. We get to live in the same timeline as this video. Chichi Devane. Kennedy Davenport doing a dance off. There's some club. It is neon on, I believe, so it is transcendent. Shout out to Chichi Devine. I miss Chi Chi.
C
Maybe we'll get.
B
Maybe we'll get her. We probably won't get her today, but like, let's. Let's. Let's try to stay on track. Kennedy Davenport is truly. And she's made it to the top on both her seasons of Drag Race.
C
And Kennedy has a butt, y'. All. Kennedy's booty is bootylicious. Kennedy has, like a. It sits up, it's round, it's big, and it's tight. All the things you want to boot,
B
I like them round and big. When I'm throwing a gig, I just can't help myself. I'm acting like an animal.
C
Yeah, people don't talk. People talk about my mind, but we don't talk about Kennedy. Kennedy Davenport's ass. Kennedy has an ass, girl.
B
But Kennedy dresses more modestly than you, and Kennedy's not posting pictures of her ass on the Internet like you do. So that's why people talk about your butt, because you're always showing it off. It's not a bad thing. We're going to move on to the next person. I'm not going to engage in that madness. Let's go on to Pearl.
D
Pearl.
C
Villa Vinio.
B
Why say Villa Vincent? What does that mean? Isn't. Wait, isn't Villa Vincenzio? Like, what is that? Like? It's a name. What is that? Why did you say that?
C
It's Pixie's last name.
B
Oh, yeah, that's right. I was like, isn't that, like, a name? Let's talk about why you're calling out Pixie Aventura after this break.
C
I'm not calling Pixie out. Jacob, you count weird, y'.
B
All.
C
Jacob counts us back, and he goes like this.
B
Wait, what is the Jacob doing again? You're muted, baby.
C
We can't hear you.
D
Because I study ASL. I'm using the ASL number system because this is W in ASL, and you don't want to get it confused with 3. So just whenever I'm counting with my fingers, I just do the ASL 3, which is also like a European 3 instead of the American 3.
B
Also, Jake, when you do 3, I know your fingers do this. Well, we can't see you.
C
Your camera's off. Can you see him?
D
Yeah, because the Internet's not good for him, so it's turned off his camera to do the quality.
C
Oh, well, Jacob, now try to. Don't make me out to be a bad person. I'm doing that sign language one bitch. I don't know.
B
Maybe. Then maybe. Maybe. Maybe engage with a little more caution when you. When you speak on my man. And I'm. And I'm A standby, too.
C
Wait, we're talking about Pearl. I love Pearl. The first time I met Pearl, I think, was on Fire Island. She was staying at Gina Guran's place. And it was my first like, like, Fire island, like, beach party. And Pearl was very sweet to me. I, I, I, I, I, I have, I have no bad things to say about Pearl. I don't know if she did. She got in trouble for that blackface thing recently, though. Well, because she did, like, a. She was. Was it a doll? Was it her? I don't remember.
B
It was her. And she. She did, like, an extreme tan, and it looked like blackface.
C
Yeah.
B
You know. Do you know Pearl's birthday?
C
She's born on September 11th.
B
Isn't that wild? You know who else's birthday September 11th?
C
The Antichrist.
B
Taraji is. Is September 11th work? Yes. Jacob, you're muted. You're as muted as a.
C
Muted as a person. The color Purple was good. Danielle Brooks, like, stole the show, though. Like, Danielle Brooks. Y' all fucking ate no crumbs. It was impeccable performance by Daniel Brooks. Also, Colman Domingo really, really ate it up as Mr. You think she's.
B
You think she's gonna an Oscar?
C
I think Daniel Brooks might get an Oscar for this. I really do. I really do.
B
Speaking of cold press, I was supposed to hang out with what's the name today? I mean, yesterday. Well, Cynthia Erivo came to our show yesterday.
C
My God, I love Cynthia Eriva. We're friends.
B
Us too.
C
Cynthia's very sweet. Also, other queer entertainers who always reach out on a really sweet. It's just the queer connectivity. It makes me feel really warm and gushy inside. That they're like, you know, my can, you know.
B
Do you feel like the lube making you feel gushy inside? That's the lubricant. That's the lubricant making you feel gushy inside.
C
That's how my, my products I'm developing. I'm not gonna say it online. I don't wanna. I don't wanna. In case I haven't patented anything yet. I don't want to ruin my ideas. I'll tell you later.
B
But you want to congratulate me on launching House of Bob?
C
I. I literally posted on all my socials yesterday.
B
Did you say thank you personally on my face?
C
Did you just say thank you to that?
B
No.
C
I don't know sales that sell out that me.
B
I.
C
Because of me.
B
Dj, thank you for the one I delivered to your house.
C
I did.
B
Where's it at? Go put it on. Just. Just like your spongeboa. Just like that. Spongebob in the trash. You threw it in the trash. Because what y' all don't know is that I go to Monet's house, and every time there's just buckets and, like, her trash can is full of promo and Trixie Mattel, all the makeup you sent her in the trash. Kimchi, chic, Beauty, all the makeup you sent her in the trash. Robin, Rihanna, Fenty. All the makeups in her.
C
What do you think?
B
It goes directly in the trash, unopened. She doesn't even open them, and she pees on them. She pees in the trash can so that no one else can get the product on fire. She pours ammonia. She pours Monet pours ammonia on her trash so that no one else can have it.
C
Who's. Who's. Who's ammonia?
B
She's the next queen we're talking about.
C
No, I'm kidding.
A
Pearl.
B
Yeah, Pearl, by the way. By the way. Apparently. Apparently the last queen who did. Who. We. Who we mentioned that she got into trouble with blackface. I don't know what will I say, but Willem said something, and I was like, I don't know what she said, but I think. But I guess she's mad at me or something.
C
No, I don't think she's mad at you.
D
I don't think she's mad at you. She didn't say she was mad at you. She. I think she was. She addressed it on the podcast and said that, like, she felt embarrassed.
C
Bob.
B
Because, Bob, what I do.
D
I just mentioned was worth the fans, like, what she said, and the fans made a really big dollar. But no, she. She never expressed any upset feelings about us.
B
Bob will walk into the forest, light
C
a tree on fire, and be like, what happened?
B
What? We're talking about all these queens and their controversies.
C
I know no one has denied that, but you can't be surprised when the fans who listen to this and be, like, the one. Especially the ones who didn't know, like, me. Like, when they go, like, me and
B
Will, for all you know, me and Willam are cool. Willam and I are very cool. I haven't. I haven't spoken to Pearl in a very, very long time. Pearl gave me a makeup tip that I remember to this very, very. She didn't give it to me. I saw it on a YouTube video. This was not a direct thing, but when you do your wing, don't bring it to the bottom of your eye. Bring it just inside, because I Used to do my wing all the way, like, to the underneath of my eye, but instead you bring it just above your lid and then you smoke it underneath.
C
Yeah.
B
Thanks for my TED Talk. Or Pearl's TED Talk, for that matter. Pro was, like, living out of her. She, like. She was the thing which, like, was, like, living, like, living in New York or something. No, no, she was, like, living in, like, a van. She was like. She, like, converted a bus into a home, but then they sold the bus. And then I think she lives in, like, a regular house now. But she was, like, like, driving around in, like, a. She has a whole YouTube series of her, like, converting a minibus into a home into a time like herself. Her and her boyfriend were doing it. Yeah.
C
Pro has a boyfriend. Good for her.
B
Well, she did at the time that she was making this thing. I haven't checked in with her in a long time, but I remember that she. She tweeted out. She was like, congratulations to Trixie. For Trixie. I just achieved something. And she's like, congratulations to Trixie for achieving whatever she achieved. She goes, I may beat you in Drag Race, but now you are. You've achieved whatever. And I live in a van. It was something like that. She tweeted out being, like, cheeky.
C
Interesting. Yeah. I think also that night, it was one of those firearm parties. People were doing drugs. It could have been my first time to try out Molly or something, but I didn't. And I always remember. I don't know if Pearl was doing it, but I remember at this party, everyone was doing Molly. I'm like, oh, my God. I should try the Molly thing. But I didn't. I was still nervous and scared.
B
You're fucking lying, bitch. You're on Molly right now. We all know you're on drugs. Let's move on to the leader of the Bitter Old lady brigade, Ginger Minj from Florida.
C
I need to watch Season seven again. I don't remember any. Any of these references talking about the Bitter Old lady gang and stuff.
B
I don't remember the Bitter Old Lady Brigade.
C
I don't remember this being a thing.
B
It was an untucked thing, but it only really came up toward the end of the. The season. It was kind of like, to differentiate. It was basically a tactic or a way to differentiate Pearl and Violet from Ginger and Kennedy, because Pearl and Violet were like, the young ones, and Ginger and Kennedy were the. Were the Bitter Old Lady Brigade.
C
Interesting. Yeah, I don't. I don't know any of this.
B
Ginger is devoutly religious. She's a cross dresser, for Christ, as she likes to say.
C
She is her.
B
And I got a controversy a while back. Now we can get to my controversy where I. I think she got mad at me because I said on the Pit Stop, if this season doesn't win an Emmy, it's because of this outfit, her coat look, which she, by the way, she said was supposed to be ugly. And then I just echoed her own sentiment. I was like, it is ugly. This is hideous. I didn't echo it. I said it first. Or I said it before I knew she said it. And then she was like, it was meant to be ugly. And I was like, so why are you mad at me? You meant it to be ugly. I thought it was ugly. And you succeeded. It's like, why are you. So then she would go. So people would be online being like, bob Maeve. And then she would say stuff like, bob never has anything nice to say about me, which I don't think is necessarily true. I just thought that dress was really hideous. But she is really talented. She did a beautiful rendition of. What is she saying? No, on the Christmas tour, she sang. Oh, my God. What did she sing? It wasn't all Holy night. Maybe it was a holy night.
C
No, it was Master going to still us tomorrow.
B
My God. Well, we'll talk about that one. She did. Have Yourself Merry Little Christmas. A beautiful version of have Yourself Merry Little Christmas. On the Christmas story. Do you remember that. That moment on the. On the. On the. On the. That roast tour? You want to tell that story?
C
No, I don't remember. I don't remember it. I remember it happened. I don't remember what it was. And that's. That shit was so funny.
B
So what it was was Gingerman told, by the way. I want to make this very clear. On these roast tours, a lot of us say really offensive things. I have said racist jokes in the roast tours. You can Google them. They're still out there right now. I said ableist jokes. I made jokes about people's body but their sizes. I have slut shame people. It's kind of the nature of the roast is what you do. You're literally consenting to not only have it happen to you, but to do it to other people and to witness it. That's kind of what a roast is.
D
So hearing about that isn't your tea. Skip ahead like, two minutes.
B
Yeah. So gingerbread man made a racist joke about me and Monet on the tour. And then what was the joke?
C
Do you remember?
B
I can't remember. It was some Racist. It wasn't even. It wasn't even like. It wasn't even, like, something crazy. It was just something, like some racist joke, which, by the way, is pretty dime a dozen on these tours. If you're fat, they're gonna make fun of you for being fat. If you're black, they're gonna make fun of you for being black. It is what it is.
C
Yeah.
B
And you're signing up for it. So then Monet and I would flip it on her and we would call her racist. So when she would say a racist joke, whatever it was, me and Monet would, like, flip it on her and be like, bitch, you'll like. We would make jokes about, like, the whole joke became Ginger Mint.
C
Just racist. Yeah.
B
But it was based on the fact that Gingerbread just told a racist joke.
C
Right?
B
Anyway, she did not like this.
C
He did not get it. She would. It really upset her.
B
She was like, I don't like that y' all make this. We were like,
C
you just call me
B
a damn black, crunchy piece of. No, he did. Y' all can Google it. It was a club kids UK tour.
C
It was the. It was. It was like, battle.
B
Battle of the Queen, something. Y' all can Google it. It's out there. But I remember she pulled me in monetized. I was like, I don't like you always calling me racist. We were like, you making racist jokes, which is. That's crazy, right? Like, that's crazy, right?
C
That is crazy to be like, I
B
don't like you guys to say that.
C
Bitch, you made the joke about the
B
racism and this, and I thought. I thought it was no holds barred. I thought it was. I thought it was every man but himself, honey.
C
But judgment and I, we've done a lot of stuff together. I will say this. Ginger Minj is one of those girls, and we said it a lot about some girls before. She's very professional. She shows up on time, she does her job. She's ready to go. Like, Ginger Mint is very professional. And I admire that in other Queens, because you'd be working with. You'd be like, oh, my God, this is always late to the meet and greet. Now my number's late because this bitch can't get out of hotel room. So Gingerbread is never like that. She's always on time, always ready to go.
B
Why did you make that point before we move on to Violet? Why did you feel the need to make that specific point before I move on to Violet Chastain? Do you want to. Do you want to say what that was about.
C
There is a story I want to say about Violet at Gingivinge, but it's probably inappropriate, and it's not my story to tell.
B
Well, Monet, Bob, Ginger Minj also got mad at me one time because. Because of something Naomi Smalls did. Because Naomi Smalls told a story about how Gingerbread ruined her wig on the tour. And then Gingerbread got mad at me, but it was on my YouTube page, and I was like, bitch, you. But I was like, but you did that? Like, how are you mad? How are you going to ruin Naomi Smalls wig and then get mad that Naomi Smalls told people that you. That's. That's wild, right?
C
That is crazy.
B
And I don't think she likes me because I keep mentioning that stuff, which is valid. It's valid. Her not liking me as valid and fair.
C
Oh, her partner is also very nice. He's. He's one of the drag husbands of whatever. They have, like, a group, a Facebook group. The drag husband.
B
I think he has only fans. If you're into Bears. If you're into, like, Little Thick Bears. He has an only fans.
C
Yeah, I think.
B
Or he used to have one, anyway. Yeah.
C
Let's go on to Violet Chachka, y'. All.
B
Wait, what's the story? Can you do a Patreon exclusive? Yeah, you know what?
C
We'll do a Patreon exclusive. Patreon exclusive.
B
Promise?
C
Promise.
B
Oh, you can't see me. Put my pinky out. I'm pinky. I'm pinky swearing.
C
I'm putting mine up blue.
B
I can see you, bitch, but you are a fucking liar. Jesus Christ. I thought you couldn't see me. No, bitch, I can see you. You are ridiculous.
D
I thought.
B
You're a fucking monster.
C
I thought you couldn't see me the
B
whole time I saw you rolling your eyes. Me, too. You're the worst. The absolute worst. Let's move on to my Atlanta, Georgia, sister, Ms. Violet Chachki.
C
I love Violet Chachki so much. Violet fucking cracks my shit up. She's so shady. She's such a cunt. She is so mean. But I. I'm not kidding, y'.
A
All.
C
I love every second of it because there is a beautiful heart under there. But you had to get through all that stuff. But I love Violet Chokshki same.
B
You're not going to get any disagreement from me, Violet. I met Violet before we were both on Drag Race. She was doing a show called the Other show back in Atlanta. When I would go visit my mom, I would go do the show I actually got the connecting through. Delighted to be here. And that's when I met Viola. It was an old video, violet on my TikTok or Instagram back in the day, or Vine. On my Vine, Violet going, new waist. New waist, 22 inches. That's the whole video.
C
That's hilarious.
B
That's how long ago it was. And Violet also gave me the saying, not my gay dollars, which I love to say, not my gay dollars. One of my. We were at. I told her before. We were at the Swinging RP Swinger Richards in Atlanta, Georgia. And this. This stripper came over to us. It was like, I'm straight. And we had all of our money laid out to attract the strippers. But he came over, he told us he was straight. And then Violet scooped up all of her dollars, looked at me and said, not my gay dollars, and walked away. And I was like, that is so kind. And one of my. So me and Violet did the Madonna gig together for Pride a couple years ago. It was really funny story because Madonna, like, Madonna loves me. Madonna just, like, loves me. And she. Madonna was, like, mad at Violet because Violet wouldn't, like, put on, like, Violet. Like, everyone was dressed, but Violet wouldn't wear her. Violet wasn't wearing her wig.
C
And Madonna was like, she's in full drag. But it's not the wig.
B
No, she wasn't in drag. Everyone else was in full drag, except including Madonna. Madonna was in full drag. Corset, heels, hair, everything. Every single person in the show except Violet Chachki. So Madonna's like, why are you not in drag? Why are you not wearing a wig? This is a dress rehearsal. What's going on? You can't go on stage until I see your wig. You need to come to my room before the show so I can see your wig. And she first, she was like, where's your wig? And she's like, it's being styled. She's like, it's been being styled for, like, four days. How long does it take a week?
C
Work.
B
She's like. Madonna was like, how long does it take for a wig to get styled?
C
So then.
B
So then I went to her and Laganja's dressing room because her Leganja. She was also mad because her and Laganja were sharing a trailer and I had my own. No, actually, me and Pixie were sharing. Me and Pixie were sharing a. Laganja and Violet were sharing, actually. And. And then Viola kept being like, oh, I've got to go to Madonna's dressing room. But Madonna loves Bob oh, Madonna just loves Bob is the queen. So she was so irritated. Oh, but Bob, Bob, Bob. She's so funny.
C
I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. This is before. Not before, but like, when I. When I. The first work. The role I did on, I was subbing for Shangela. Cause Shangela, at least they called me in this mind. Season 10 had just started premiering and I would. They wanted me to cover some days with Shangela on the tour. So I go to the store, I'm thrust into work, have no idea how things are. Bitch. Season 10 just started. All I have is, like, my, like, shitty New York City costumes that Yuha Hamasaki would make me with, like, my cheap fucking stones on them, right? So. So I have my blue catsuit and I'm walking to the stage and my thing. And Violet was like, after me, after. I was introducing Violet for whatever at this point in the show. And I walked past. I had never this, like, my. I had met her that morning. I had never met her or anything. I walk by, I'm standing on with my microphones, ready to go on stage, and she looks at me, she picks up my. The sleeve of my costume like this. She goes, acrylic stones.
B
I was like, yeah, interesting. I went on the stage, I was like, jesus Christ. Were you around when she was really against pre sequined fabric? Were you around for this?
C
No, I wasn't.
B
There was a period of time where she just kept going to people's garments and going, pre sequined fabric. Which, by the way, most of us are using pre sequined fabric.
C
Right.
B
Who is out here with hand sequined garments. But that was her thing.
C
She means, like, the difference between, like a regular, like, sequin, you see in the store. Something like discount universe. Discount universe. Like Priest is like customs, like order sequin. Like, you get that. That's what that is.
B
No, basically, like you, you, but you.
D
You.
B
But you buy the dress and it's like a plain fabric, then you sew each individual sequin on, versus buying a fabric that already has sequins on it anyway. But I. I do love it. It obviously goes out saying that she is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. And she's really, really fierce, I think. I think Violet is just completely sickening. She's great.
C
She's great. She's done so much with us. She's done so many things. She's like. She said, yeah, is fabulous.
B
Can you believe we're on season eight?
C
Season eight? Y' all season this. When Bob came back and I asked him how things was, Bob just kept on. Well, he kept on saying, girl, it was a season of hate. And then he. And then y'. All, Y' all little Facebook group was called Season Hate. I was like, jesus, how mean was the season?
B
I didn't call it a season of hate. I just kept calling it Season Hate because. Because we. That was our Facebook chat. So I just kept calling Season Hate, honey. And we argued. I don't know that we argued a lot with each other and with the judges, But I don't think we were particularly hateful. But we just always called it Season Hate because whoever made our group chat called it Season.
C
Kind of like a Kim name, probably.
B
Probably. Look how small our cast is compared to the other ones. Look how tiny our little box looks.
C
Why is that?
B
We got a short.
C
Why did they make y' all season? Why did they do that? Like, I wonder why we.
B
Do you think?
C
Because it was switching over from logo to thing.
B
Honestly, I really don't know why our season was so short and why it has such a small cast. I don't know what was really going on, but I think it's a good season. I ranked it right above the middle when I did my little ranking list. So let's talk about Emmy award winning makeup artist Layla McQueen. Who is one of my closest drag friends? I would say.
C
I love. Who would you say is your. Who would you say is your closest drag friend?
B
Peppermint. Okay, you want to know the second one?
C
No, I'm not interested.
B
Naomi.
C
I'm not interested.
B
You want to know the third one, Kim?
C
I'm literally not interested. You want.
B
Do you want another fourth one?
C
You mean, you mean Kim that drags you on this podcast?
B
Okay, do you want to know the fourth one? Yes, Jacob.
D
So I just looked online. It said because All Stars won, did so badly, Loco was really hesitant to give. Wow. The budget for All Stars too. So they cut this, the All Stars, they cut the Season 8 budget to feed into All Stars 2 and made it a shorter season.
B
That's what it's like, just a rumor, right?
D
That, you know, I've seen that on a couple different things on Reddit, but also like the Reddit girls really know
B
what they're talking about Sometimes.
C
Sometimes they make up. They make some crazy stories about something I've done.
B
Sometimes they do be spot on, though.
C
Yeah. Layla McQueen. I love Layla McQueen. So it was a small fact. All those lashes, my lashes for the past year and two years were made by Layla McQueen. Layla McQueen is so good at making lash. Again, she's obviously brilliant at fucking makeup, but the way she makes lashes, I really love. And I like. I like. I buy them in bulk from her. I like, buy, like three at a time. And I guess, yeah, she's great. They're great.
B
Her. And I also have the. She was my official makeup artist for. For three seasons of We're Here, and for a few events outside of We're Here. I offer her to come on the Madonna tour with me, but she was obligated already. But I would have loved to have had Layla McQueen on tour with me because, y'.
C
All this inside tea. Some Reddit. Bob wanted her to do it for free.
B
Yep. I wanna. I would like. I would. As reparations. You're missing. You're missing that part as reparations because her. We did a. We did a genealogy, and her ancestors owned my ancestors, so I think it's the least she could do.
C
That makes sense.
B
I'm kidding. I need to be clear that that part is a joke. I need to be very clear that did not happen. Layla McQueen and I share the same birthday, which we also share with Meryl Streep and Cyndi Lauper.
C
What to think about. I think it was saying before the Prince, where you're like, well, Bob and Jacob are into. They're probably like, no, we're not into that, though. That's not our thing that. I just thought about that. It's just waves.
B
Have we released that exclusive yet, Jacob?
C
I don't think so. Not yet.
B
What? Bob and Jacob.
D
It's not out yet, but by the time this episode airs and people hear it, it will be out.
B
What? Bob and Jacob. Stop saying. Stop fucking saying that shit. Y' all don't have no business telling.
C
Ah, that is so funny.
B
God damn it. Stop saying that. That was driving me crazy.
C
Yeah. I love Layla. Layla painted me in this picture, and I'm gonna send it to the group right now. Layla painted me here, and she did a fabulous job.
B
I'm glad you mentioned this, too, because first of all, Monet has been trying to poach several people from my company. And by the way, Kennedy turned you down.
C
What are you talking about? Kennedy? I never wanted.
B
I know you try. I know you tried to get Kenny to work for your company. Kennedy said she wouldn't work for the crumbs that you all offer over there or over there. Over there at Mona Exchange Enterprises. And I know you tried to get Jacob to produce you and Bunny's crunchy Podcast was shut down. Jacob literally turned you down, even though I know that you somehow coerced Jacob into doing your photos for your little v. Your little ex vegan, vegan show. Did you. Did you or did you not have Jacob come and do your photos for your little vegan.
D
Yeah, she asked me to Photoshop that Minnie Mouse photo for her.
B
Yeah, yeah, you. You. But you've been poaching for a long.
C
And.
B
And Rob, my current assistant who's working with me on tour, told me he got a DM from you too. Go shop somewhere else. Go shop at Violet Store or something. Stop shopping around. Around my neighborhood. Stop snooping around here.
C
I was coming to Roscoe's, and Layla was like, hey, you're in town. Can I paint you? I was like, I would absolutely love that. Absolutely. So that's how that happened, because y' all be believing. Bob, you DM'd her.
B
She did not DM. You begged her. You said, please, please, please. I'm begging you, please come do my makeup. So, like, stop trying to. What do you call it when you po. Stop poaching.
C
Yeah, nigga, you can't even find a word that you just said a few seconds ago.
B
Go to monster.com and look for resumes. Bitch, you are wild, honey.
C
Yeah. Layla's a very talented makeup artist, and the way. What she's able to do with color and especially on, like, darker skin tones, I fucking love her. She's brilliant. I love Layla.
B
I have a great painting that Layla did for me in my home, and I actually have two paintings that Layla McQueen did for me in my home.
C
Show somebody that thing, that outfit, that jacket.
B
Yeah, she made it. She made it. She made a few things. She made me a sweater that I wear out of drag. She made me a jacket that I wear for drag. She's done two paintings for me in my home. I have a painting by Matteo Lane. I have a painting by. I have a lot of little paintings, too. But, yeah, I have some great art from some wonderful, wonderful artists. So shout out to Layla McQueen. We have time for maybe, like, one or two more, probably one more, to be honest. Yeah, well, this one might be short because it's Dax, and I don't have a lot. Oh, my God. Well, Dax and I don't. We don't, like, talk much, and she. And she. Shut the fuck up, Mo Bob, that was mean.
C
That's not mean.
B
Yeah, then you. You say also, if you guys go ahead. I do, like, poetically, for the next.
C
For the next four minutes, often via Twitter. We follow each other on Twitter. She's very funny on Twitter. Also, a Marvel character was based after myself, Dax and Shea, and her name is Shade and she's an X Men. So Dax. Also, Dax is like a huge cosplay queen. Dax is always. I don't know, I haven't seen her do cosplay much recently, but we literally have an X Men character made after our likenesses.
B
So you said you and her talk a lot. And I just searched your Google, your Twitter.
C
On DMs. We're not weing to show it.
B
We DM. It's just that you say this a lot and I just. It says no, there's no results.
C
We dm.
B
That's just so interesting because you said it's like, so. It's like, so often. And when I search your mentions. Oh, it's just that she doesn't come up, like, literally even one time.
A
Also.
C
You're such a fan. Not searching my mentions. You're such a fan.
B
Can you show us the dms?
C
Yes. No, it was private conversation. Just like.
B
Just like, kind of scroll through them. Just like, just kind of like, let us see that. Like, do they just kind of let us see a little bit of it?
C
No, I'm not giving. I'm. No, we talk about private stuff.
B
I also noticed when I. When I search, it also said that you don't follow her either. That's. So I'm just wondering, where are you. Where are these.
C
Absolutely.
B
So where. So where are these conversations happening? Because you're not. You're not. Because you have to be friends with one of dm.
C
I absolutely follow Dax. You're lying. You're such a liar. No, I'm not. I've been following her. You're such a liar.
B
You just pressed the button.
C
That is not true. I've been following her.
B
Yeah, just press the button.
C
She's a very big Storm fan, obviously, about her entrance, look for season eight. And you remember her interest line. Wait, I do know. I remember. I remember hearing it.
B
What's up, nerds?
C
Yeah, she said, what's up, nerds?
B
And Layla McQueen said, let's turn up the juice and see what shakes loose.
C
I can't believe Layla walked into the fucking drag race saying that. Shit. That should have sent her home.
B
And it probably did, quite frankly.
C
That's the tallest.
B
Dax was the tallest girl in our cast.
C
How tall was she?
B
Dex is about 6 foot 4.
C
So her and RuPaul are the same height?
B
Roughly, yeah. And actually, at the. At the finale, there were a few Times where we thought Dex was RuPaul. There were a few times we were like, is that RuPaul? Like, literally, Dex. She. She's very stunning. I like Dax a lot. Dex. Dex. Dex. We haven't had much interactions in the world, but I do like her, though. The few interacts that we've had have all been positive.
C
When was the last time you supposed to. Dax.
B
We tweeted at each other, like, about something. I think it was. I don't know what we tweeted about when. With each other, but. But it was like maybe 2020. Maybe 2020.
C
Let's see. Because I don't think that's true.
B
Well, it is. Hate to break the news to you, buddy, but we were like. We were like commenting on something that we both saw or something and me and Dax were like, commenting on.
C
Because, you know, you say that, but there is no tweet there actually, there are no results between Dax and that one Queen. So first of all, you have.
B
You have to type out her full name, Dex. Exclamation.
C
That's what I have.
B
Dax information.
C
There is literally no results. And I have proof. There are no results, baby. So what's up? What the is up?
B
We did. We did. Where?
C
In your dreams. So full of.
B
We were. I'm. We were like. We were like. We were like texting. We were like not texting. We were like tweeting about something. Shut the fuck up.
C
Tell me more about this tweet.
B
You just mad cause I got you. You just mad cause I got you. Fun fact. One of the things in the season hate thing is this. As soon as we established the group, the moment the group was established, the very first message in the group was Dax. Exclamation has left the groups.
D
So.
B
So. So sometimes that was just our. Our message we would send to each other. We would send that screen grab to each other all the time.
C
I asked you this before. Why did she leave?
B
I did not. Do not know. But I mean, it was like one of. It was one of the first messages in the group. She was like, that exclamation has left the group. She is not part of. I'm gonna send you a picture that I think is, by the way, one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. I will post this. This will be a Patreon exclusive. Actually, this picture is one of. I cannot stop laughing about this picture. It is just one of my all time favorite images of all time. And if you want to see it, you all can head over to our our Patreon to see the picture.
C
Who's. Oh, why she sitting like that?
B
That shit is so funny.
C
All right.
B
You have anything you want to say before we go Monday?
C
No, I think I've said it all.
B
You and I said a lot, but apparently we didn't say a goddamn thing to Dax. Also, Mystique wants to come on the podcast, by the way.
C
Who?
B
Mystique Summers Madison wants to come on the podcast.
C
I'm down. Yeah, let's do it.
B
She was like, I don't dislike y'. All.
C
She comes on the podcast and let us. Lets us have it, girl.
B
Oh, she gonna be like, psych. Like Monet and every teacher kid, role play. I'm down.
C
Let's do it. I would love that.
B
Whatever.
C
Bye.
Sibling Rivalry Episode: The One About Every RuGirl (Part VI) Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change Release Date: December 4, 2023
In this sixth installment of their “Every RuGirl” series, Bob and Monét continue their marathon rundown of notable queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race history. With signature banter, playful roasting, and insider anecdotes, they cover Trixie Mattel, Katya, Kennedy Davenport, Pearl, Ginger Minj, Violet Chachki, Layla McQueen, Dax ExclamationPoint, and more. The episode is equal parts irreverent gossip and genuine appreciation, offering listeners a mix of drag history, personal stories, and hilariously candid moments.
Overall, this episode mixes laughter, shade, and deep Drag Race lore, providing the perfect blend of gossip and tribute for fans and newcomers alike.