The One About Every RuGirl (Part XIV)

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: "The One About Every RuGirl (Part XIV)"

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: May 6, 2024

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Episode Overview

This episode continues Bob and Monét’s beloved series, “Every RuGirl,” where the duo discuss queens from past RuPaul's Drag Race seasons. With their signature chemistry, sharp wit, and candid perspectives, they offer personal stories, critiques, and plenty of shade about a group of queens from Season 13, heading into All Stars and beyond. Hilarious tangents about personal finances, Drag Race details, and viral drag moments keep the tone light and real.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. RuGirl Deep Dives: Season 13 Queens

Utica Queen

• Bob shares meeting Utica at "Little Shop of Horrors," noting her tall stature, passionate personality, and unique energy:

  “Utica is very tall…she’s a very passionate individual…talking very sensually.” (04:13)

• Monét remembers Utica for her creativity, especially the iconic sleeping bag look:

  “She had my favorite look that’s ever been made on Drag Race.” (07:48)

Olivia Lux

• Monét knew her from the New York look queen scene. Bob highlights Olivia’s teeth (“big tooth girlies…me, Issa Rae, Olivia Lux”), talent, and pleasant demeanor:

  “She was a contestant on Grand Slam…always very pleasant, and Olivia, I like Olivia. She has beautiful teeth.” (08:34, 09:07)

• Discussion about Olivia’s move into the ballroom scene, joining House of Mugler, and her skills walking face against established legends:

  “She had a legendary showdown for butch queen in drags against Mariah…” (10:50)

• Both praise her for taking ballroom and voguing lessons, and for integrating these skills into her performances.
  (11:36 – 12:23)

Rosé

• Bob recounts Rosé’s recurring segment on “The X Change Rate,” her singing, dancing, and BFA background.
• Praise for Rosé’s performances, including her reveal number in "Work the World":

  “One of the best reveals I’ve seen in a long time. It was so fucking good.” (15:35)

• Both reflect on iconic drag reveals, sharing their favorites and considering doing a top 10 list.

Gotmik

• Gottmik is credited as a makeup superstar, trans trailblazer, and fashion queen:

  “She’s one of the fashion girls…Paris, London, New York, Fashion Week…” (24:28)

• Hosts defend Gottmik’s looks after a Patreon critique, reading through fan comments and debating style versus taste.
• Bob highlights Gottmik’s standout promo looks, lauding her originality and execution.

Kandy Muse

• Monét:

  “I think Kandy is a very good drag queen…fun…great TV…good performer…delusional enough to be interesting to watch.” (24:42)

• Kandy’s unique makeup eras, especially “white face with a mustache and big blazer,” are fondly remembered.
• Monét shares being blocked and unblocked by Kandy pre-Drag Race, with the two unable to pinpoint why.
• Debate on who is “more Bronx,” Kandy Muse or JLo, and Kandy’s understanding of Bronx drinks and references.

Simone

• Both hosts are in awe of Simone’s style, referencing her runway looks, challenge wins, and status as a Drag Race fashion icon:

  “Her fucking looks on the show were out of this world.” (31:01) “Top three most impressive catalogs of runways.” (32:23)

• Discussion on runway packages, mentioning standouts like Jada Essence Hall, Gigi Goode, Aquaria, and GiGi’s “n*gga wigs” (as referenced by Monét) as a notable styling element.
• Simone’s “controversial” step-down look (jeans and T-shirt) is discussed, with both hosts appreciating its understated boldness over time.

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2. Personal Tangents and Shady Banter

• Big Teeth and Smiles

  • Bob and Monét playfully debate who has the bigger smile and “more teeth.”

    “Bitch, I see your back molars when you smile. That is crazy. That’s fierce.” – Bob, (10:31)

• Being Blocked/unblocked by Kandy Muse

  • The two dissect the etiquette and reasoning behind blocking on Twitter, with Bob doubting blocks are ever totally accidental. (26:05 – 26:44)

• Polls, Drag Race Fandom, and Receipts

  • Ongoing drama over whether Monet is “fighting for her life” with fan poll opinions and the need for “ocular proof” of their claims.

    “You’re in a landslide loss. It’s 75-24. So you’re fighting for your life.” – Monet (34:07)

• Money and Family Drama

  • Hilariously competitive flexing about who bought relatives more cars or properties, referencing their respective approaches to helping their families.

    “I bought my mom a used 2009... GMC.” – Monet (47:21)
    “I paid off my grandma’s car. I did not buy her one.” – Bob (48:37)

• Bob’s Business Idea

  • Bob pitches “tide pods for your hole” — a lube capsule suppository for spontaneous encounters.

    “I want to create like basically tide pods for your hole with lube…” (42:09)
    Monet: “A pre-lubed hole…that’s not a vagina is concerning.” (42:52)
    Jacob quickly finds out the product already exists on Amazon!

• Shady Story: Chola Spears

  • Bob calls out a local queen for criticizing him on Instagram for recruiting extras for a video shoot.

    “Shut the fuck up, you raggedy bitch…mind your fucking business.” (45:15)

• Wild Viral Moments

  • Saucy Santana's beef with DJ Akademiks, famously threatening to beat him up and then “fuck you in the ass.”

    “Saucy Santana said…after I beat you up, I’m gonna fuck you in the ass.” – Monet (41:15)

    • Bob interjects with a candid (and hilarious) take on butt sex.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Olivia Lux:

  “Me, Issa Rae, Olivia Lux, we are big tooth…big teeth ladies.” – Bob (09:07)

• On Gottmik’s Fashion Week Domination:

  “She’s one of the fashion girls. She’s in Paris, London, New York Fashion Week…” – Bob (24:28)

• On Simone:

  “Her fucking looks on the show were out of this world. She had…” – Bob (31:01)
  “This is probably one of the most impressive record run…top three most impressive catalogs of runways.” – Bob (32:23)

• On Reveals:

  “If I was going to rate my top 10 reveals…five of them are going directly to Sasha Velour.” – Monet (16:08)
  “That reveal was so sickening…the audience went the fuck up!” – Bob (15:30)

• On Drag Race Fandom:

  “You’re in a landslide loss. It’s 75-24. So you’re fighting for your life.” – Monet (34:07)

• Bob’s Million Dollar Idea:

  “Let’s say we go out to the club…and I didn’t bring any lube…thank God I brought my butt podcast [lube pods]!” – Bob (42:09)

• Money & Shady Drag Drama:

  “Shut the fuck up, you raggedy bitch…I don’t fucking know you…I didn’t ask you…” – Bob calling out Chola Spears (45:15)

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Timestamps – Important Segments

• Utica & Olivia Lux – Meeting, Looks, and Ballroom: 04:13–12:23
• Rosé, Drag Reveals, and Makeup Struggles: 12:56–18:39
• Gottmik & Kandy Muse – Looks, Drama, and Fandom: 20:39–28:29
• Simone – Looks, Records, and Runway Packages: 28:19–32:41
• Fighting over Audience Poll Results: 33:49–34:38
• Personal Finances/Buying Family Cars: 46:36–48:53
• Bob’s “Lube Pod” Invention & Instant Fact-Check: 42:09–44:11
• Shady Instagram Drama (Chola Spears): 44:25–46:20
• Saucy Santana vs. DJ Akademiks/Bob’s Sex Life: 41:08–41:59

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Tone & Takeaways

• The episode is a quintessential display of Bob and Monét’s chemistry—quick-witted, playful, with affection under the shade.
• It’s a celebration and honest critique of Drag Race queens, balancing nostalgia, inside-industry insights, and fan perspectives.
• Roundabout debates (“ocular proof,” “I like beefy men,” “who’s helping whose family more?”) are classic Sibling Rivalry hilarity.
• Listeners get both insightful commentary on queens and entertainment from the duo’s banter, ongoing inside jokes, and wild personal stories.

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Summary for New Listeners:
This episode of Sibling Rivalry covers RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 13 “RuGirls,” with plenty of reverence, shade, and side-splitting tangents. If you want to hear real talk about Drag Race icons, laugh-out-loud personal stories, and some wild business ideas, this one delivers.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and I'm Money Exchange and this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode we continue our series Every Ru Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I pitch my million dollar idea and

[Monet X Change]

we find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is my Wikipedia a fucking encyclopedia of Britannica? There is so much information on here. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it was the butt sex that is scaring him. I think it was the assaults of the assault portion of it make me sway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you a Tyler fan, Bob?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't know any of her music besides that one song and I only know the part that's on TikTok. So the short answer is no. I am not a Tower fan at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You love a short, long answer. The short answer is no. If I had a dollar for every time I heard Bob the Drag Queen say the short answer is I'd have a million billion fucking dollars.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's just how I like to communicate, but you know, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you a fan of hers? I like that song. And she has this new song called Art. That's cute, but she's one of those girlies coming up.

[Monet X Change]

What is that a yes or a no?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like I'm a fan of her, but I just. People like putting her shit like, she is like. She's like one of the next R and B divas. I'm like, is she.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't she the one who's like, I'm not black. That was her. She was like, I'm not black. She's not black.

[Jacob]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

Did she say that 100% tell us that she's not black. She said that she is colored.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Because. Well, that's also just like a colloquialism. Like, in South Africa, they say color. They don't say black like they are.

[Monet X Change]

There are black people. There are black people in South Africa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but. But. But colloquially, a lot of them will say color as opposed to black. They have a whole different diasporic experience than we do.

[Monet X Change]

That is true, but there are. Just to be clear, there are black people in South Africa who say, yes, 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not.

[Monet X Change]

She's not one of them. She's one of the ones who says, I'm not black. I mean, we have black folks in America, so they're not black. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think that, like, it's more. I'm gonna say more normal. I don't know the whole. I mean, I know the general history about apartheid and such as in South Africa, but I know that there are a lot of South Africans. Oh, I met, like, about four South African people in my life who are. How I would describe them as black, but they've called themselves colored, all of them.

[Monet X Change]

People told you that you met for you met. Wait, you met four South Africans? And then you said, are you black? And you said, are you black? And they said, no, I didn't ask

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to do a black, but they call themselves colored. And I remember, I was like, but that's how they talk.

[Monet X Change]

It's very interesting. We are on. I don't even know what we're on for every rude girl. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what you on. I believe we're starting with.

[Jacob]

We ended with Tina. Tina Burner.

[Monet X Change]

We just did Tina Burner.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Remember we talked about cocaine and that Got it.

[Monet X Change]

I remember. I'm just trying to. I just didn't. It has. It had been a. We've been doing this for a long. I just forgot where we left off at, quite frankly. But we are on season 13, and we just finished talking about New York City drag queen Tina. Tina Burner. We're not talking about Utica. Who is the queen from Utica?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just met Utica. This past weekend, I went to go see Jinx, the Little Shop of Horrors, which she was incredible. Jinx Monsoon fucking ate that. And Utica, she was also there. Utica is Uticur. Uticr. Utica is very tall. Like, she's.

[Monet X Change]

She's tall, but I mean, like, taller

[Bob the Drag Queen]

than you, I feel. Utica is, like, 6:3.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she look to me. She looks very tall to me. That. She looks. She looked like a very tall person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't get. She was. That. I thought she was, like, normal, like, you know, Kim, Chee, Bob, Naomi height, which I guess Naomi is six three, so whatever. Anyway. But, like, also, she's a very. She's very. She's a very passionate, like, individual. Like, she's talking to you. She's like, hi, Monaine. She's very, like. She's like. She's talking very sensually. I was like, oh, okay, maybe she

[Monet X Change]

was hitting on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe she was. But Utica also, she's very charming in real life. Like, I was like, we could have,

[Monet X Change]

like, a showmance with, like, Olivia Lux. Olivia Lux, Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And in that moment, I was like, oh, I see why Olivia Lux was. Was.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was. Was. Was going for the Utica because she's very like. I was like, oh, hi, Utica.

[Monet X Change]

I guess that fizzled out between those two, huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It did. It did. Utica is also in the world. Like, if I was, like, at a bar when I wouldn't hit on someone like Utica, she. She goes. She's like, you know, she's a little too skinny for me, you know? And I know I was going to say, oh, but I thought you said. I don't say. I don't. I don't need beefy, but normally I require just a little more weight on it because, you know, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a woman of a particular size.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be clear. You have in the past on this podcast said you like beefy men, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what about that word, the clip?

[Monet X Change]

You have said the words I like beefy men. So are you saying now you no longer like beefy men? Your taste has changed?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not. No, no, no, no, no. I don't. I don't think. I don't think I ever described them as beefy, though, Roberto. I think I was saying I like, just had to.

[Monet X Change]

On the podcast, you have described them as beefy, which you didn't have that time. But on the podcast, you have subscribed to the men you like as beefy, and it's. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to give us that ocular proof, maybe that auditory proof?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, just give Me a second. I'll find this. It's actually in my mentions on Twitter, but if you give me some time, I'll certainly find it. And then once I find it, will you just acknowledge that you're wrong and say that you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I will say I have. You know, my memory is really fucked, so I may have forgotten saying that. But if I see the auditory proof of it, I will absolutely agree that I did say.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I feel like we also showed you auditory proof of some other stuff on the podcast. And you, you've, you've, you know, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've, you've refuted in the past. So if you, if I did show you this and you still refuted, I would not be shocked, but it would be very expected of you. But, you know, I'm not shocked by

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a lot of things that you do. How about that? How about that?

[Monet X Change]

That's understandable. Utica, I don't really have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's in your mentions. Bring it up there, baby. Is in your mentions.

[Monet X Change]

I told you it might take me a second. I'm going to. I already told you, it was a while back. It was when we first had this conversation when the episode airs. So I'm going to. I get mentioned a lot, though, so this probably difference for me and you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's because you subscribe to Twitter and you're like obsessed with Twitter. Like, I get mentioned, but I'm not, I'm not, I'm, I'm not, I'm not paying Elon Musk to do so. Baby, my shit is organic, not that fake shit you got going on.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be very clear. I certainly do have a verified account, but it's because they will hack your shit now that you've told them that your account is completely open and act because now when you don't have a, when you do not have a verified account, you can't do two factor authentication. So, yeah, you go ahead, tell the world how, how open your, how, how unverified your account is. Go ahead, tell everyone. Mention it again. Keep, Give them your handle. Tell them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, while you look for that, let's go. Do you have any experience with Utica?

[Monet X Change]

No, I've never met Utica. I don't think. I think Utica. I know we did talk about Utica. Said she, she had my favorite. I'd said that she had my favorite look that's ever been made on, on, on RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Jacob]

After I said it, I Realized I was wrong and we should have started with Olivia, but it was too late,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so I just wanted either, so.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, she. She ended up having that. That cool sleeping bag look, which I thought was really amazing. And she had an interesting run the show. She had a really interesting run, but we were to talk about her. Let's go on to Olivia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky Olivia Lux.

[Monet X Change]

I did not. Low key. No, from New York City. I kind of knew her from the look queen scene. Yeah, she used to do look queen. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never met Olivia Lux when she came on the show. I never knew who this person was. But since then, I've hung out with Olivia. Well, not hung out. We've done gigs. Oh, no, we did a gig at Rockefeller center together. And this is my first time meeting her. And she was very sweet, very beautiful in person as well. And she was a contestant on Grand Slam, the show that I hosted with Rob Anderson. And she's always very pleasant. And Olivia, I like Olivia. She has beautiful teeth. I never forget a nice set of teeth. And her chompers are gorgeous.

[Monet X Change]

What was so great about her teeth? They're just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're pretty and they're aesthetically pleasing. And she has a. She has a big. I like big because I'm a big tooth girl. Me, Issa Rae, Olivia Lux, we are big tooth. Tooth, big teeth ladies. I like bigger, beefier Bobby. Like bigger beefier. Like, bigger beefy. I like. I like guys beefy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, you want to admit that you're. Can you. Can you say that you're wrong?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I forgot saying beefy, but I. Yeah, I guess I do like guys beefy like that.

[Monet X Change]

But I told you you're wrong already

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and you don't want to accept it.

[Monet X Change]

So anyway, I need proof.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I don't. I don't just go off of everything you say, nigga. I need proof of what the fuck is being said. So, yeah, I was. I. I forgot I said that. Yeah, me, Olivia Luxx, and Issa Rae, we have big tooth girlies. Your teeth aren't big. Your teeth are like, are normal size, but you have a lot of them.

[Monet X Change]

I have the same amount of teeth that everyone else has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but when you smile, especially when you smile, you have, like, a lot of teeth. Like, when I smile, you don't see a lot of teeth. When you smile, you smile like the Grinch Bobby. Like this.

[Monet X Change]

I think my smile is pretty. No, I smile like this. See, which is pretty standard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay, can you move on?

[Monet X Change]

You can. You can barely see my bottom teeth at All. All. You see my top teeth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, me too. Wait, no, Bob, I can see like five. I can see six of your bottom teeth and all three, all 16 at the top.

[Monet X Change]

I think, I think my step, my smile looks pretty standard. I don't think my smile looks like particularly gigantic or anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me do mine. This, this is my smile. Someone a smile for a picture. Like you see 1, 2, 3, 4. You see about. You see about about 10 of my teeth. Bitch, I see your whole. I see. Bitch, I see your back molars when you smile. That is crazy. That's fierce.

[Monet X Change]

Is it? Okay. Olivia Lux is. She's from New Jersey. I don't know much about her, but I do know that she recently joined. She like really got into the ballroom scene walking face and she had a legendary showdown for butch queen in drags against Mariah that went kind of viral and I think Mariah snatched on that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the house of Mugler now. Or she changed, I think, I'm not sure.

[Monet X Change]

I do not know. But I know that she had that She's a Mugler. Yeah, okay, but. But yeah, I just remember her having that showdown against Mariah who's. Who's quite established in the ballroom scene for giving mug in her Atlanta days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Olivia is also one of the girlies who's taking voguing lessons from Aja. There a couple girls.

[Monet X Change]

I think she's walking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was taking walking lessons from ballroom lessons. Ballroom lessons. Let's say ballroom. Cuz I think I. I saw a clip. She's also doing some catwalk.

[Jacob]

I believe she was doing some dancing with Lux. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no. With aaa. Oh yeah.

[Jacob]

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Aja also did a video with Luxx doing dance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So Aja. Well, she did Denali Luxx and the one I saw most recently was Olivia. And I love that. I love that Girlies are. Oh, is Bob. Are you frozen or are you. Did you die?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not frozen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah, she's. Which I think is really great. I'm gonna hit Aja for a class.

[Monet X Change]

There's also lots of. There's lots of people in right in LA who can give you some lessons as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True, true. Dyu. When we had not. Dyu. No. Oh my God, they went so much. Anyway, when we had the House of Juicy Couture for Steven rivalry, we I. I got like a. A little crash course on hand performance and it really, it really helped me perform my little figure eight. But I've since lost the juice. I need to get Back into.

[Monet X Change]

Go on to Rose, who didn't? Like, Rose used to have, like, something to do on your show. Like, wasn't Rose, like, on your exchange?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was a correspondent. What was she? It was like a. She did a segment. She had a reoccurring segment on the exchange. I do not remember what it was, but Rose is very funny and she's a privilege. A privilege. A pleasure to work with. And Rose is part of Stephanie's child. She was the second. Nope. She was the first Stephanie child.

[Monet X Change]

There is a Stephanie child anymore, is there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, there was. She was the second Stephanie's child girl to be on the show. And Rosie can sing, dance, act. She's one of the BFA girlies. Weaponizing.

[Monet X Change]

There's like a noise coming from the room next door, and it sounds like sex? No, like something's being teleported to another dimension. It's like. But it sounds electronic. Like, it sounds like a noise from a sci fi movie in the hotel room next door to me.

[Jacob]

It might be just, like, electrical wiring in the walls.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's like, it has to be a video game or TV show, because it is. So when I say electronic, I don't mean, like, it sounds like sci fi electronic, not like actual electronic. Like, like the noise you would expect. It was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just in Brazilian. Brazilians watch Sci Fi television, Roberta.

[Monet X Change]

But it's. It's so. And it's so sporadic, but I'm not hearing anything anyway. So if. If. If anything supernatural happens in Brazil, just know that I. I warned you first and I told y' all it was happening because it is very strange. Ros is one of the queens who people thought that I didn't like on. On Drag Race because I didn't like, like, some of her looks. But I. Overall, I think I. I think Rose is really talented. I saw her in Titanique, and she was really, really good. And I. And I. I think she did a great job. I think Rose genuinely did a pretty good job on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

How did you feel about her run on the show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she had a good run on the show. What was gaggy to me was Rose's fucking. I. When I went to go see the Halloween show of Work the World. I don't know if this is the one that Violet, that you. I don't know. I remember who was. I think I saw it twice, whatever the year that Rose was on, and she did the Marry the off with their heads number. When I tell you that reveal was so sickening the way the audience, the entire audience went the fuck up when

[Monet X Change]

Rose was like, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off. Boom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is one of the best reviews I've ever. I've seen in a long time. It was so fucking good. And Rose is a very good performer. Very good performer.

[Monet X Change]

One of the best you've seen in a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it was good, but one of the best is kind of wild. You've seen a lot of reveals, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. Yes, I'm putting one of the best because I did not see it coming. And also the color shift, right, Because I think she was in like a dark blue something and then she revealed in this bright red thing. It was just. It was crazy. I mean, maybe we can find a clip of it. We can put it in the episode. Jacob. That would be fab. You can find a clip on TikTok with Tim to Jim. But I want people to see this. It was. It was dope.

[Monet X Change]

I honestly feel like I legit feel like if I was going to rate my top 10 reveals of all time, if I. Without thinking too hard about it, five of them are going to go straight to Sasha Velour. Like, five of them are going directly to Sasha Velour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen.

[Monet X Change]

And then I'm going to give Violet Choski one for that tartan to black sequin thingy she wore on episode one of season seven. I'm gonna give Roxxxy Andrews one for that wig. I'm gonna give do what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about Monet the pussycat under the pussycat.

[Monet X Change]

That's actually pretty fun. I'm also gonna give one to the. To Nikki Jizz. Who did the bald head? Who did Pussycat. Pussycat. Pussycat. Bald head, Pussycat. That's actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna give it to that for sure. I'm gonna give it to that. To the African queen that people always tag me. And the one that's goo.

[Shannon Maldonado]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is pulling them off in rapid succession. It's like I get tagged in this video three times a week still. It's just like. That is so funny.

[Jacob]

I also think your. Your. Your one with Nevaeh was also up there.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my wig reveal is pretty top tier. Pretty top tier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also Nina West. The living dress one was a crazy living dress one was wild back in the day.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe one day we will actually rank our top 10 reveals of all time. We'll. We'll each do our own list because we'll never agree on a list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm into it.

[Monet X Change]

We could do our. Well, we could do our. Monet and Bob reveal their top 10 reveals. But. Yeah, but Rose is a really, really good dancer. She's okay. It works. She's a pretty good singer. And she. But I would say she's one of the queens who has struggled in the makeup department. I mean, I was one of those queens on Drag Race for sure, so I commiserate with her, with her struggle. Let's go on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I mean, but also, she has that iconic moment when she was. When Tina Burner was painting her. And that picture, that fucking meme that went around over Rose being, like, seeing her face and that Tina Brenner makeup was hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What I'm saying is I think that Rose showed that because she's particularly handsome, she has a hard time becoming particularly feminine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Not blaming the victim. You are blaming the victim. Rose was an innocent.

[Ad Voice]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had to get her makeup. And now you are blaming the victim for what was done to her face.

[Monet X Change]

So who. Wait, if she's the victim, who's the aggressor? Tina Burner.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

The makeup is the makeup. The aggressor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who is the aggressor? Tina's the aggressor. By trying to beat Rose's face into submission with her. Damn. With her makeup brush and her powder puff.

[Monet X Change]

So is Tyler Oakley your victim?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got mixed just as the little woman. The little woman from Andalusia was yours.

[Monet X Change]

She's not from Andalusia. She was Russian. And we ate. We didn't go home. We ate. Okay, we ate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You was in the bottom. You ate.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So being in the bottom is. I guess. I guess. I guess I ate real good at season 10. You were in the bottom.

[Monet X Change]

You were in the bottom. You were in the bottom. You were actually in the bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were literally in the bottom.

[Monet X Change]

You were in the bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when does. So when does the bottom. When you. When you don't want it to count?

[Monet X Change]

See, this is how you. You like bottom eight, bottom six, bottom nine, bottom ten. You were bottom one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Bob, you were actually. I was not the bottom one because I did not go home that episode. What are you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

You did go home. Tyler Oakland was standing right next to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah?

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with your fucking memory, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you meant the design one.

[Monet X Change]

No, I said Tyler Oakley. I said Tyler Oakley. You went home anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Got Mick. Got Mick is the. She is the makeup superstar turned celebrity makeup artist turned RuPaul's Drag Race season All Stars 9 hopeful for the winner, which I saw one person on our Patreon being like, why do y' all like mixed looks? I was like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the are you talking about, girl?

[Monet X Change]

They were like, it's basic. I was like, okay, you can say. You can say, I don't like the perspective. You can say, I don't like the point of view. But to say that the look is basic is crazy. A bad take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like.

[Monet X Change]

Monet is also currently fighting for her life against the patrons with this Angeria look. I'm not fighting for her life. Monet. You are fighting Monet. You made a whole post.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And then literally everyone is like, I like everything except the hips.

[Monet X Change]

Low.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there. There is a clear and concise wise that deserves as as a foundation. The hair even plays into this as well. The eye follows a certain clear path. The choice to bear her smooth shoulders with the puffy shoulder pieces behind only makes her look more petite. So this person likes it. Next one. Her mug is beautiful as always, but the outfit isn't very cohesive and looks like too many ideas.

[Monet X Change]

You're skipping over all the positive critiques.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is. I'm going to the.

[Monet X Change]

The very first one from Katie says, this is sickening. That is the very first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine literally says, the first one mine says is Luna. And they aren't even getting paid. How much was this outfit? I didn't read that one. The next one says, I like everything except the hips. The next one is Lashawn. And everything I just said, then Nori. Her mug is beautiful as always, but the outfit isn't very cohesive and looks like too many ideas pasted together in one garment. The other one said, the next one, she's. She's an amazing queen, but you're right, a little too much. My favorite promo look. Wrong and strong 1A. But you are welcome to your opinion. Love it. Not a huge fan of the sheen of the lower white part, but altogether looks amazeballs. I think the Problem is that it's ugly, but not necessarily because it's super. So it's kind of like up, up and down.

[Monet X Change]

That's weird. I can read mine in order.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So full of shit.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna read mine in order. Love it. A drag queen on All Star calls for all things. Sorry, babe, you're on Lonely Island. I love. Looks like she's floating with her legs crossed. I think it's a good look, but. Yes, it's a bit too much, but it is a good look. Stunning. Agree with the gray mesh area around her torso. Should have been white nude. Definitely could be edit out, but she looks amazing. I really like it. There's a lot going on with the colors, but all works well together. And they're so. I'm reading them in order, too. It's very interesting. You know what you could do? You could always post a poll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

You could always post a poll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how you post a poll from the app. The app is not.

[Monet X Change]

You can't post a poll from your phone. You can only post a poll from the computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say I was trying to. I was like, couldn't figure out how to do it. Anyway. This is not about injury. This is about.

[Monet X Change]

Can you post a poll for. Could you post a poll for Monet? Real quick, Jacob, in the meantime, can

[Jacob]

you specify exact wording?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

What did you say?

[Jacob]

Jacob, can you specify exact wording?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is Mone right about Angeria's outfit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Basically, I think. No, no. What do you think about Angeria's look? I don't know. Like, it's not about me. It's about what people think about the look.

[Jacob]

What do you think about Angeria's light Tudor boot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, Tudor boot. There we go.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, there you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tudor boot. Gottmik was. I mean, it was between her and Kandy. But I love, love, love Gottmik's promo look in her original season two. It was so dope, you know? Cause she's a trans man, and she had, like, the little pasties, the fucking coat, the helm, the headpiece. It was so, so, so fucking good. And Gottmik, I think, since herself.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, y' all forgot this look. This is a good look. Yeah, this is a really, really good look. I love this headpiece. She looks like a cobra.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And she's prov girl. Like, since her season, she's done so much.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's one of the fashion girls. She's in Paris, London, New York, Fashion Week doing all the fashion Week things. She's done so many magazine covers and features.

[Monet X Change]

Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Madonna. Yeah. Got Mika's fierce.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to Candy Muse. Candy Muse is from the Bronx. Yeah. Candy Muse is from the Bronx. Candy Muse is. I really like Candy. I think anybody is a very good drag queen. I think she's fun. I think she's great tv. I think that she's a good performer. I think that she's just delusional enough to be interesting to watch on television, but also has enough talent and skill to back it up. I love when she was going through this phase where she painted her face white, had a little mustache, and wore a big blazer. That was my favorite Candy Muse era of all time. It looks so good. But she's.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Monet X Change]

She's off that now because now she. I just saw her House of Villains promo, and she's back on her gowns.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm really excited for gowns.

[Monet X Change]

Gorgeous gown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I knew Kenny Muse before she got on Drag Race. Kenny Muse is always a part of the New York City scene. She's part of Oz's drag family. And Kandy has. Candy is the same that. I remember her from back in the day. Like, Candy. Candy has not changed since she got a drag race. She's. She's the same. She's banji. She's loud. She is.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's great.

[Monet X Change]

Candy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Candy. Candy is. Candy is a good time. Is a fun time gal. And her season nine promo, Candy famously

[Monet X Change]

blocked me before on Twitter, before Drag Race, and I do not know why. And then one day, I was. I was looking, I was like, oh, my God. Candy blocked me on Twitter. And then she unblocked me. It was like, I don't know why I did that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you. You something and have. Have something that hats would happen. She didn't just block. She. She want to tell you why she blocked you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know that I knew Candy. I mean, I knew Candy Muse existed, but I don't think I had any opinions about Candy Muse or. Or. And I certainly hadn't shared any of them publicly if I did have any. Candy was just like some queen. I. I was like, oh, Candy, she's drag queen in New York City. She's in the house of Aja.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's you. I'm just saying she blocked you for a reason. Like, there's never been anyone. I was like, oh, I accidentally blocked them. Like, when people say, oh, I accidentally blocked you, I'M like, how? And I.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't say accidentally. She said, I don't know why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I've never not known, like, if I block someone, I did it. It's never happened by accident or I didn't realize why or not know why.

[Monet X Change]

Who's more Bronx? Candy Muse or Jennifer Lopez?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's this? Candy and I are.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think. Do you think Candy Muse knows about orange drink? If you know, you know, you know,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

maybe I'm not a Bronx girl, so I can't speak to the orange drink. If you know, you know.

[Monet X Change]

Kandy Muse has been a runner up on two seasons of Drag Race. She is certainly a contender to make it all the way to the finale. She made it to the finale of All Stars, and she made it to the finale of her season. She, in my opinion, has both her seasons had one of the top two looks in the promos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Jacob]

For sure.

[Monet X Change]

Hands down. She looks so stunning. She really understands her face. She really gets hair. Her hair always looks so good on these fucking promos. It's always an interesting silhouette that I've never seen before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who made her season nine one? I mean, her season 13?

[Monet X Change]

Diego.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diego made.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure Diego. No, it was Domino. I can't remember. Typically, the top promos are usually domino. Typically, the top promos are usually the Domino. Diego. Normally. Not always, but often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who made her?

[Monet X Change]

Who made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who made both of them? Jacob. Each of them.

[Jacob]

Candy and Mick were both Diego for season 13.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on to the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 13, and that is none other than Simone. Don't let the. What is it? Don't let the. The sweet tooth fool you.

[Monet X Change]

What is it? Don't let the smooth taste fool you. Smooth taste, which was a malt liquor ad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that. That was a. That was a fun challenge. I like. I liked watching that. Simone is her fashion and her. Her drag style and personality. I think it's so dope. This promo look for her season was cool.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The hair with the fucking With. With. With the bamboo nameplate jewelry in it and the pants. This was a cool.

[Monet X Change]

Say it with me. Say it with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying it.

[Monet X Change]

Gigi's nigga wigs. Gigi's nigga wigs. Girl, I cannot. Ate her up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They ate it up every time. Yeah. Symone fucking ate this up. Simone, is she. She had a good run on her season. She was one of the winners, though. She won a lot. But she was also, like, in the bottom a few times, right?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think she's in the bottom once. I think she only was in the bottom one time. I believe she lives in. Yeah, I mean, she may have. I don't have a particularly strong memory of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, times in the bottom twice. Episodes eight and episode 12. But she also won four episodes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so she had a pretty good run. I mean, being in the bottom, being in the bottom twice. I mean, someone pointed out something interesting the other day. They were like. They were like, when you made your. Your comparison, like, if you're in the bottom this many times versus being at top as many times. But, like, I wouldn't say that Geneva Carr did better on Drag Race than Don just because Don had no wins and Geneva Carr had a win, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah,

[Monet X Change]

but. But Simone is also one of those girls who is, like, everywhere. She is everywhere to me, and when I close my eyes, it's her.

[Jacob]

Simone had four challenge wins, but she was also in the bottom twice. But she never lip synced.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she's in the bottom. She's like, bottom three. But she didn't lip sync.

[Jacob]

I don't think she ever lives.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Simone absolutely did lipstick on the show. She absolutely did.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I can't remember.

[Jacob]

She probably sent Candy home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what it was.

[Monet X Change]

No, Candy made to the finale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was. It was. It was Candy. Candy lip sync. And then Candy lost the lip sync. And then Rule was like, oh.

[Monet X Change]

And then Candy got saved. That was when Candy was dressed like Bey and then went to the back and RuPaul said. RuPaul let her walk all the way to the fucking back wall. Was like, I'm kidding, jk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Simone's fucking looks. The Black Lives matter one, the wolf one, the fucking denim one, the.

[Monet X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The beaded one with the long. Her fucking looks on the show were out of this world. She had.

[Monet X Change]

She also had a very controversial step down look, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I liked it, but that's not shocking.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think that as. I think more on it. I like it. As time passes, I like it a lot more than I liked it at the time. But I was never a hater of the look. I was never like, this look is bad. I was kind of like, oh, jeans and a T shirt. I don't know if I would step down in that, but I remember saying to myself, I think the look looks good. I just wouldn't have done it for a step down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, her fucking. Her fucking golden white Medusa look.

[Ad Voice]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one with the red. With the hands like this in her hair. Yo, her. Simone's.

[Monet X Change]

No, those are different looks. No, the golden. The golden white Medusa is one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, I know. I'm talking about all the ones from the finale. Yeah. And the black dress made of nails. Yeah, yeah, her.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she's one of those girls. She's from a house, so they pull resources. Honey. They said. They said y'. All. Y' all did. Gigi. Y' all ain't gonna do Simone, too. Y' all ain't gonna do Simone, too, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Simone.

[Monet X Change]

You got one of us, but you ain't. You got one of us. You ain't getting two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say this is probably one of the most impressive record run. I. I'm just looking at her looks. This is probably one of the most. Top three most impressive catalogs of runways. Like, just. Also the dynamics, like, there's just so many. There's so much variety in her looks. It's kind of crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I haven't really thought about it much. Who has had the most impressive pacage? And are you excluding All Stars?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Regular season. Like, coming in your regular season, which is like, you're a little bit of coins you got stacked up from being a local girl.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, that's a good question. I think that Jada Essence hall had some pretty good stuff. Mm. I think Gigi Good had some amazing stuff as well. You know, I think that. Diddly doodly, diddly doodly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say it again.

[Jacob]

Who are we talking just that season or we're talking about of all time?

[Monet X Change]

No, All Stars. We're just talking about.

[Jacob]

Aquarius was really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aquaria had a great package. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Aquaria had a pretty good package.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, just to go back, Simone lip sync against she Lives Candy and she lips against. Against Utica.

[Monet X Change]

She said Utica.

[Jacob]

Ho.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To no Scared left described Ariana Grande. Nigga, are you tired? Are we boring you?

[Monet X Change]

No, but sometimes yawning isn't necessarily an indication of being tired. Just so your body needs a little bit of oxygen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's tired, just like. Just. Just like your drag tired.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to check in on the poll results before we get off this website. Wait, what's the landslide again? What is what counts as landslide?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say 70, 30.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. You're in a landslide loss. It is 75. 24. So you're fighting for your life. Like Monat. That's something. You always love the picture, like. No, it's even. It's, like, right down the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not say it was even I'd say it was not. And I was reading the comments in person. Like, no one is saying that. Like, now that we have a poll, we have ocular proof that, okay, yeah, 75% people and 25% no, but you like to go like, oh, girl, they're eating you up. And I read the comments. I'm like, they're pretty measured. The fuck is you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

So now can you acknowledge that you're fighting for your life?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not fighting for my life, but I will say more people thought there was a two than a boot, which is fine. Again, I did not say that. I had the majority opinion that everyone thinks what I think. That's what you be on. Everyone believes me.

[Monet X Change]

So what? No, this. You're the one who goes. Everyone says. I never say that. You're the one who goes. Everyone says this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone says this, girl. The majority of the fans. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You love saying that shit.

[Monet X Change]

I now just like I found some auditory proof earlier. Do you want to find some auditory proof of me saying the majority of the fans. Do you want to find that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Give me. What's the name? Bob the Dragon Videos. Hit me up, baby.

[Monet X Change]

No, I did it myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't give a fuck.

[Monet X Change]

That's your business, baby. I went and looked for it myself. That's something I'm happy to. It's just interesting to me because, like, I did it because, like, I was like, oh, I can, you know, do my own dirty work. I'm happy you did that. And you're like, oh, Bob the Drag Queen videos. Can you just do. Do it for me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Happy you did that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Bob, I just want to know about the Dragon videos. You should be able to spot in a relationship if you're being used or not. And, baby, well, I think you're being used.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know about you, but I tip the dolls.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I was the first. I tipped Bobby Dragon videos before you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And no one is saying that you didn't. But you sound like you're. Why did you say you don't know about. You sound guilty.

[Monet X Change]

So why did you say you don't know about me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sound guilty.

[Monet X Change]

So why did you say you don't? So why did you say you don't know about me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I don't know about you. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

You said, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know where your relationship currently stands.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's interesting because you. Because you Said like, you're like, I don't know, but then you said you do know. So you're inferring a lot from what

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, you know, without asking for clarity.

[Monet X Change]

I guess I'm just confused as to whether or not you know or you don't know, because first you said you don't know, and then you said you do know, and now you're saying you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't know Clarity, and I just. I just cleared it up for you.

[Monet X Change]

So, you know. You know, I don't know where your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where your experience currently stands with them.

[Monet X Change]

You got it. You don't know. You do know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know. I don't know. But now you know, nigga.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah. So Simone. I fucking love Simone. She's also very. Oh, that's what I was gagged at. So, like, watching the show, like, I just didn't realize how tall Symone was. And I went to a thing when I first moved to la, I think Bob and I were at the same thing, and she got there, and I was like, simone is like, my height. I was guy. I thought she was fully, like, 5, 5, 8, 5 7, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the Internet. This thing says she's 5 7, which is just not true because Simone is definitely taller than 5 7. How tall does it say I am? Like, if it's that wrong about Simone, what does it say about me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What it say about me, too?

[Monet X Change]

According to this thing, I am, let's see, six foot two. No, it has my height. Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, it doesn't have my height at all.

[Monet X Change]

Why does it know my height? That's so weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why doesn't it. Why does. Why don't they. Why don't they care about my height?

[Monet X Change]

Like, why do they know how tall I am? Who are they talking to? Did Domino send them some measurements?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also on my Drag Race wiki, I have been on the show too much. Why is my. Why is my Wikipedia a fucking encyclopedia of Britannica? There is so much information on here.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you just love. You love doing RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do love RuPaul.

[Monet X Change]

You do love being on the. I say you love RuPaul's Drag Race. You love being on the show, but I love that. There's nothing wrong with that. RuPaul's Drag Race. RuPaul's Drag Race is a great show. You know, there was a time in my life where I would have gone back. I feel like I have. I have. I feel like it's tipped a little bit for Me now to a point where I'm like, I think my Drag Race days are behind me. Okay, what if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, what if it's a charity season and they're paying you $100,000 to do it and giving you $100,000 for your package, all your clothes for charity?

[Monet X Change]

Probably not. Okay, I heard you. Drag Race is a lot, and you have to really take a lot of your time off. And, like, it is Drag Race is a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is boss. Screen completely blocked for you. I just want to make sure we ain't losing shit again.

[Jacob]

Yeah, something really strange happened with the camera right now.

[Monet X Change]

But it records still, right?

[Jacob]

You're back, nigga.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Is you.

[Jacob]

Yeah. You're still recording.

[Monet X Change]

I told y'. All I have bad Internet. Like, I told y' all this 10 years ago.

[Jacob]

It's all good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like you've never filmed a podcast in a hotel. Now that you're sitting at home with good Wi Fi. You had, like, you never had this experience before. You acting brand new. Rip you out the plastic copy of the pla.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Great minds. Honey, Honey,

[Monet X Change]

is it? Which all I did was just quoted a song then and then because we're

[Bob the Drag Queen]

doing at the same time, Bob. I think it's because you miss me so much. So now you're just doing all the things that. It's very sweet.

[Monet X Change]

I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the things that what that you feel make us stronger and closer.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm singing Beyonce because of my connection to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beyonce.

[Monet X Change]

Not just because I like Beyonce's song. Isn't there Beyonce? Ribbon out of plastic. Who is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am screaming, but who is that?

[Monet X Change]

Brother, you've been wrong about way more songs than I've been on this podcast. So I, I. I'm owed one or two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Lotto, bitch. It's Lotto. Your. Your homegirl.

[Monet X Change]

I love Lotto from your. From.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From your hometown.

[Monet X Change]

My Clayton county sister. My little Clayco sister. Oh, I like latto. I saw. We saw Lotto perform live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did? Oh, yes. At

[Monet X Change]

Lizzo. Lizzo's concert.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

We saw. We saw Saucy Santana followed by Lotto, followed by Lizzo. That was a great lineup, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Saucy Santana's mom was in the shade room. His mom look is sure she's a pastor. I'm so intrigued by someone who's a pastor and their. And their son or their. Their child is out rapping. House sauce is intended to be rapping. Like the dichotomy that is Saucy says

[Monet X Change]

he's A saucy saucy. I don't think saucy's non binary. Saucy doesn't do the non binary fantasy girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, things might change for, for them lately, but. Yeah, I'm just so intrigued by like your parent being a pastor and you being like taking this dick. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Because, you know, Saucy tried to fight academics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember this. Yes, I remember.

[Monet X Change]

And then academics started crying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't know about that because

[Monet X Change]

Saucy Santana said he was gonna. Well, Saucy Tennis said, when I be. After I beat you up, I'm gonna you in the ass

[Jacob]

about that.

[Monet X Change]

He cried on the. He cried. He cried on the air.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm screaming.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, academics was in full on tears after that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, to be fair, butt sex, if you're not prepared, butt sex hurts a lot. Like, it took me a while to get good at butt sex. Like the preparation also. It's just gay sex is just so annoying. Like, I just wish I could.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it was the butt sex that is, that is that was scaring him. I think it was the assaults of the assault portion of it. I don't think it was just the fact that there's some butt sex happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm talking independently of that. Butt sex hurts and it is hard. And I just wish that we lived

[Monet X Change]

in a world where.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I tell you my. I want to say about my idea, but I don't want to say it on the ear. I feel like someone's going to take it. I'm gonna say it anyway. I want to create like basically tide pods for your hole with lube. So like, let's say, right, we go out to the club and I is Friday night, we say, yeah, we're out to the club and hang out, have a good time. We had the ad. We had the admin. I said Q guy.

[Jacob]

Boom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're talking. We're like really hitting it off. And I didn't bring any lube, but we want to go to the bathroom and fuck. So I'm like, oh, shit. I'm like, oh, thank God I brought my butt podcast. So I just go to the bathroom, I put it in like a suppository basically for your hole, and then your body heat like pops it and it lubes inside your hole so you can just fuck right there in the bathroom.

[Monet X Change]

You know, for me, a pre lubed hole that's not a vagina is concerning. I'm like, why is it already lubed up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I Would. Because. Because we know that this is a thing our products on the market. Like, it's not like a Verizon.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. I also don't feel like lube is that hard to carry around. Especially the little individual packets that they give out at Pride and at gay bars. A lot of gay bars just have the lube at the front desk. Not the front. By the front door with the bucket of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Com. Whereas the Tide pod is self contained. And you put in the thing so it pops inside. You don't have to worry about putting on the thing, lubing up your dick, and then putting on your fingers to get inside. Like you put it in with the suppository. It's up there in like five seconds or like one minute that your body heat pops it. And then you're lubricated inside.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what about the.

[Jacob]

And I found it on Amazon. It is. I don't know, but I have it. Play. Enjoy. Invisible lube Lubricant capsule.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the fuck up. What about. What about you send it in the group chat? What about the capsule? What happens to the capsule is biodegradable, so they just fuck the capsule further into your hole. I mean, paper is biodegradable. You don't want it in your anus. A flower is biodegradable. You don't want to shove one inside your anus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? Wait, Jacob, you said it.

[Jacob]

Play.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know that if you. If you respond to a comment on TikTok, if someone deletes the comment, the video still stays, but on Instagram, if you respond to a comment and they delete the comment, your video disappears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, let me. Speaking of that, there's this fucking raggedy New York City bitch that she wanted attention. You about to get the attention you wanted.

[Monet X Change]

What's the thing? What is going on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This fucking bitch. Chola Spears. I don't fucking notice. Bitch. She was not part of New York City nightlife when I was there. So I shot a music video. I never met this raggedy bitch before. I don't. I do not know her. So last week I posted a. I posted a. I posted a thing saying that I wanted saying like, extras needed shooting music video. Looking for some extras to be in my music video. DM XYZ Person. If you want. If. If you're free and if you're in the Glendale area and you want to be a part of my video, right? So I post. I post that and then I see a comment. Wait, I'm trying To find. I did a screenshot. I was like, oh, you bitch. You want attention? You gonna get the attention you wanted right here.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes. Is it on the Patreon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was on my Instagram. I said extras needed. I need about 20 extras for a special project shooting tomorrow at 12pm in Glendale, Los Angeles. Slide into Rod Really's DMs for more details. And then so she commented, she like, local girls do not do this. These girls need to know better than asking you last minute. Like, they keep on asking our community for everything they need when they have all the money and resources. I was like, bitch, what the fuck are you talking about? I never asked for local girls number one. I just said extras. Just anyone who is available, who can be there. So then she, then she went to make. So then I commented, I, I, I said like, fuck you, bitch. Or something like that. She reported it, it got deleted. And then so then she made an Instagram story before I even commented saying, anyone signing up for this needs to charge their old asses. Double old asses. Like, what? She go? They know too many people to be asking the, the community for an outpouring of love. This is how your own community uses you, Shola. Shut the fuck up, you raggedy bitch. I, I don't fucking know you. I didn't ask you. First of all, you don't fucking live in la. Why are you involved? Mind your fucking business.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think Chola could have maybe made a few points there,

[Jacob]

Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna let you. No, I'm not you, because you're trying to take me there. I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all points were made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna.

[Monet X Change]

Points were made. You do have all the money. Look at, look at, look at your tiny little chair in the corner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my own little corner. In my own little chair.

[Monet X Change]

You grew up wealthy. You are the 1%. And you're in your. And you're like Bernie Sanders. You're once again asking for our help

[Bob the Drag Queen]

set the nigga that has a nigga that has like two cars, two homes, nigga. You don't want. You, you don't, you don't want riding on dubs.

[Monet X Change]

Not me. What are my two car. What are my two cars? Your mom's car, your car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your house in la, Your house in Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, first of all, I drive a Toyota. My mother does not have a car. It was completely destroyed in a house fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nor does she have a house, so you would have had to.

[Monet X Change]

Nor does my mother have a house. Also completely destroyed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In a house fire.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Ad Voice]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You purchased two homes. You purchased two cars, period.

[Monet X Change]

So, yes, I did buy my mother a car. You caught me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I bought my mom a used. I bought my mom a used. I bought my mom a used 2000. Like, nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, GMC. Oh, so. So. So anyone driving a 2009 car is a piece of shit. Thank you, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

No, I bought my mom one. You think my mom was a piece of shit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you don't want to.

[Shannon Maldonado]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're. You're making it seem like some old, nasty 2009. I mean, goddamn.

[Monet X Change]

It was just very inexpensive, and my mother needed a car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you bought two cars after she.

[Monet X Change]

This is also after my mother was shot in her first car and she had to have her windshield replaced and the car was totaled out. So, yeah, Monet, I bought my mom a car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Must be nice. I.

[Monet X Change]

Just kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of us wish we could buy our mom's cars. We do.

[Monet X Change]

You can't buy your mom a car. Or are you just choosing not to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not currently, no.

[Jacob]

You just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're just choosing not to buy mom a lot. It is fair, since you can just buy. You out here buying people cars, asking either.

[Monet X Change]

I'm asking. Can you not buy one car? You just are just actively. Are you actively let. Are you actively letting your mother walk around?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, my. My mom doesn't need a car. She needed a car. We can investigate that. My mom doesn't currently need a car. So it's not. It's not an expense once you're the

[Monet X Change]

one paying off mortgages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't pay off a mortgage. No, I did not pay anyone.

[Monet X Change]

What you do for your grandma. You paid off her car. What you pay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I paid off my grandma's house car.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so you bought your grandma car? So you bought your grandma a car?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I paid off her car. I did not buy her one.

[Monet X Change]

Baby, that's buying a car. Baby, you bought a car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. All right.

[Jacob]

Q.

[Monet X Change]

G is. But you buy that car. You buy that car, baby. This is my real car. All right, I don't know how much more time we have, but I am on a 1% battery, and I don't think I have another.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we need to upload this. So we're gonna end this, y'. All. We're gonna end this. Thank you so much.

[Monet X Change]

Bye, everyone.

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