The One About Falling in Love

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: “The One About Falling in Love”

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: May 1, 2023

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Episode Overview

This episode features Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change, iconic queens and close friends, diving into comedy, their personal lives, and—most centrally—the New York Times’ famous “36 Questions to Fall in Love.” Their signature banter, mutual roasting, and honesty as queer creatives shine throughout, creating a hilarious, heartfelt, and revealing conversation not just about romance, but also about friendship and their individual journeys.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recording Setup and Show Planning

• [02:00] The duo discusses changing locations for podcast recording, switching from Monét’s to Bob’s living room, and their plans for future live “doing the most” shows featuring full drag, expensive outfits, and a studio audience.

Bob: “We have to do the most.”
Monét: “I can have a fierce, extravagant gown. It doesn't involve a corset.” [04:01]

2. Backstage Culture and Tipping

• [05:26] Monét shares her recent realization that she was supposed to tip comedy club wait staff and admits her previous ignorance.

Monét: “I did not know that you tipped the person… I just didn't.” [06:12]

• Bob explains the etiquette and why leaving thank-you cards or tips matters in entertainment venues.

Bob: “Leaving a gig and being like, thank you all for an amazing place, I really love your venue.” [05:13]

3. Celebrity Souvenir Cards

• [11:04] Bob describes new custom cards to give out instead of selfies when fans approach at inopportune moments (like airports).

Bob: “It's got a picture of me on the front, and on the back, it says: ‘This certifies that you had a personal encounter with Bob the Drag Queen…’” [12:53]

• Monét quips she’d immediately lose such cards, underscoring the difference between them.

4. Drag Fashion and Merch Chat

• [10:28] Discussion about merch, Shea Couleé’s looks, and waiting for custom boots, leading to playful shade about name-dropping for faster delivery.

Monét: “I was just wondering what the status of my boots are…”
Bob: “Let me gather you... First of all, we said eight weeks, motherfucker!” [11:04]

5. Gaming and Relationship Logistics

• [16:07] The queens explore the challenges of sharing gaming consoles in relationships, and who gets what in a breakup.

Bob: “If for some reason Jacob and I split up... we'll have a conversation because…” [18:06]

• They contrast their own relationships and household item divisions, mixing humor with real talk.

6. LGBT Discourse & Social Media Clashes

• [20:32] The two unpack recent Twitter beefs involving Caitlyn Jenner, Trinity the Tuck, and Bianca Del Rio, addressing “Rainbow Mafia” discourse and internet trolling.

Bob: “The radical Rainbow Mafia has hijacked LGBT people… they are domestic terrorists.” (Quoting Jenner) [21:44]
Monét: “The only terrorist is you behind the wheel of a car.” (Quoting Bianca Del Rio) [22:15]

7. Comedy, Fame, and Influencer Culture

• [29:12] Both reflect on the level of fame they desire, comparing themselves and other queens/comedians (Trixie Mattel, RuPaul, Matt Rife), and debating the pros and cons of influencer status.

Bob: “I do not think I want to be more famous than I am… famous, famous people—it feels exhausting.” [29:35]
Monét: “I would definitely want to be more successful. Like, I want to sell out Madison Square Garden…” [31:29]

• They recognize how digital influence now grants access to high-profile events.

Bob: “Dylan Mulvaney was at the White House within her first year of being an influencer.” [34:22]

8. The “36 Questions to Fall in Love” Game

Notable Questions and Answers:

• Dinner Guest (27:33):
  • Bob: "I think right now I would like to have Lizzo."
  • Monét: "Definitely Sza."
• Would You Like to Be Famous? (29:12):
  • Bob: "I am as famous as I want to be. I want to be more successful, but I do not think I want to be more famous than I am."
  • Monét: "I want to sell out Madison Square Garden, combining my artistry—music and comedy."
• Perfect Day (37:18):
  • Bob: Early rising, gym, time with Jacob, some work, video games or Smash with Monét, and winding down with YouTube and video games.
  • Monét: Similar—workout, “Just Crack an Egg” breakfast, pedicure, productive but short workday, afternoon sex, and a game night.
• Mind vs. Body at 90 (46:19):
  • Both would rather have the body of a 30-year-old with the wisdom gained by age 90.
• Burned or Drowned? (50:00):
  • Both choose drowning, debating the pain and outcome of each.
• Live Forever or Die Now? (51:14):
  • Monét: Reluctantly says live forever but is quizzed by Bob on the philosophical implications.
  • Bob: “Even the idea of everlasting life the way it is in the Bible seems like too much…” [53:51]
• How Will You Die? (55:12):
  • Bob: “Cancer. Or heart disease. That's the ones that get most of the Caldwells.”
  • Monét: “Whatever it is, I want it to be fast. I do not want to suffer.”
• Most Grateful For (59:36):
  • Monét: “I'm really grateful for my career... the joy and a gift to do this as my work but still hang out and have fun.”
  • Bob: “I love that we have this podcast together... I’m really grateful that I’m able to provide for my family.”

9. Family and Upbringing

• Both reflect warmly on family ties and their mothers’ quirks, sharing stories about guilt, goodbyes, and the emotional difficulty of leaving home.

Monét: “Yeah, when I was small, I used to cry a lot... Even in my late 20s, I would go home and I would cry.” [64:06]

• Final question: would they change anything about their upbringing?

Monét: “I would say nothing. I'm very happy with how I was raised. I'm happy I had a loving adoptive parent.” [66:50]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Monét on fame:
  “I want to go to the Oscars and the Emmys and go to all these things.” [33:49]
• Bob on internet trolling:
  “Bianca is such an internet troll. Like, she's just... a fucking troll on the internet.” [21:16]
• On perfect days:
  “I would wake up with energy... gym... video games. Then the night, me and Jacob would have a conversation about what we want to watch... then YouTube... then I play a little bit of Fortnite and then I go to bed.” - Bob [39:13]
  “Get up, go to the gym, workout... have my little egg bites... go get a pedicure... have some afternoon sex with Andy... prepare for a game night.” - Monét [39:41]

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Important Timestamps

• [02:00] Discussing podcast setup, show ideas
• [05:26] Monét learns about tipping at gigs
• [10:28] Fashion and custom boots
• [12:53] Bob’s “I met Bob” fan cards
• [16:07] Gaming and splitting up assets in relationships
• [20:32] Caitlyn Jenner and LGBTQ internet drama
• [29:12] Fame, influencer power
• [37:18] “Perfect day” answers
• [46:19] Would you keep mind or body at 90?
• [50:00] Drowning vs. burning alive
• [53:51] On eternal life
• [59:36] Gratitude and career
• [61:18] Reflections on mothers and goodbyes
• [66:50] Would you change how you were raised?

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Tone & Style

• Language: Candid, irreverent, warm, and funny, true to their personalities.
• Tone: Confessional, playful, peppered with friendly shade and vulnerability.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode showcases why “Sibling Rivalry” is beloved: a blend of laugh-out-loud comedy with real talk about queer life, family, ambition, and the unique friendship of Bob and Monét. Their answers to the “36 Questions” show their depth and dynamic—they’re as comfortable riffing and roasting as they are getting real about their fears, family, and dreams. The episode is rich with relationship insights, LGBTQ commentary, and genuine connection, making it a standout installment for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

to me because it's so easy to use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted. To start your free [e-mail]. my name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet x Change, and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Monet learns what tipping is.

[Monet X Change]

We answer The New York Times 36 ask questions to fall in love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would say nothing. I'm very happy with how I was raised. I'm happy I had a loving adopted her. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think the reason why it feels disorienting is because, like, after so many zooms, you kind of forget which one you're in. I just woke up, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. I know I keep. I know that seems to be a

[Monet X Change]

theme I want to say every time we do the podcast. Sorry, y'. All. I just woke up. Peppermint looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I just been sleep. Like, I've just been so sleepy lately. We're in my living room. We switched up the game a little bit. We're in my living room now. We did one in Monet's living room.

[Monet X Change]

Ever since I did one. Ever since I did the episode in my living room, this nigga has been feigning to do one in his living room, too. You have every time you suggest it. And Jacob are like, well, we can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I suggested one time. It was last night. I was at home and my mom's home, and I said we should do

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it in the Living Room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, switch it up, because this is our last one together for a long time. Well, we're doing two today. Oh, my God, Monet, stop. I can't tell if you're being serious or not. One day. Miss your little baby. We're gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you too, my little baby. Well, we're recording two in the living room, but this is our last every for the next two in the living

[Monet X Change]

room, one in the Boom Boom room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For the rest of the year. All the ones that you see are going to be remote.

[Monet X Change]

We're going to be separate but equal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I want to be in a hotel wi fi, so I will not be girl. Hotel WI fi is not it girl. Maybe I'll do some Airbnbs too. But I want to do one we get back called the One Where we do the Most, which is my thought process is you and I getting full drag. We get, like, expensive outfits. We rent a set, we do like four cameras. We have a studio audience or something like that. And it's called the One Where we do the Most.

[Monet X Change]

We should do at the Bell House in Brooklyn. We're gonna go back to our.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I wanna do it like a set on stage, though. If we rent out one of these big fancy houses, we can invite 10 people to sit in the audience of the Living Room.

[Monet X Change]

Like a big mansion in Los Angeles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And it's like. And that would be the return. The One where we do the Most. We have drag, we have a studio audience. Like all this stuff. I've been thinking about that a lot. It'd be funny, I think, or interesting.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how funny it would be, but it would be fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you and I would have fun and we'd be at our funniest.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm definitely not wearing a corset because ways I will not have fun is in a corset the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. We have to do the most.

[Monet X Change]

I can have a fierce, extravagant gown. It doesn't involve a corset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you can't wear one of

[Monet X Change]

your little Shea Coulee. All stars. All Stars 5 would like to have a Word with youh. Her finale look, the pink dress, that was the most. But there's no corset involved. It was a blue parachute balloon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one that shoot her for her mom.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. Her pink. The pink one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was really cute. Was it her grandma? It was her mom.

[Monet X Change]

As her mom. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That wasn't for seven.

[Monet X Change]

It was. I said All Stars five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Can I See the card? You want to show me this card?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have two cards.

[Monet X Change]

Ok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are my idols that me and Jacob had. So I feel like whenever I leave a gig, especially if the staff there knows who I am, I want to like leave a nice little something for the people there. So I got these.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's cute. Why don't you wear this red?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, you see me. This actually is one of those dresses I have a million of. I'm just holding it up over my shoulders.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is that what it is? Shut up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looked like I'm just holding it up like this.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was like a red coat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my whole ass is up.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We got the back of the car.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that would be cute. You should have did that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, it just says thank you. So if I leave a gig, I'm going to write down thank you. So thank you to the bell house for having me. You all are amazing and I don't know why this excites me so much. But leaving a gig and being like, thank you all for an amazing place. I really love your venue. This is so much fun. And I want to leave these behind.

[Monet X Change]

Something I just realized and I did not know because I'm just. I'm so new to the culture. Over the past year when I've done stand up shows at like improvs and comedy lives wherever they are, I didn't realize and I just didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't tip the waiters?

[Monet X Change]

I did not. I did not realize that you don't. Cause. So when you do these comedy clubs, like for your green room, you have like your own personal. Your personal waiter, not your own personal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But have you been there for like a weekend?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm doing a weekend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, not Monat a whole weekend. This bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know that you tipped the person. So for every.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm giving you drinks and food.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but like, but, but I honestly, I normally don't eat at the, at the thing. Patty will eat. Yeah. So I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know and no one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

told me, but there's a waiter.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. I know, but I just didn't come in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They go, hi, Monet, I'm your waiter. I'll be your person. They always say, I'll be your personal waiter if you need.

[Monet X Change]

But they do other tables too. That's why I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, and they're.

[Monet X Change]

I know tables are tipping, but they're not their personal. Anyway, I didn't know. So now, from now on I will we were at the. We were at the brea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We should put it in the little card. How cute was this?

[Monet X Change]

These are cute. I mean, why does. Oh. Cause you should have, like a pre. Like, yeah, blah, blah. Like nothing but something in here already. And then you write other notes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we discussed that. Jacob asked me what I wanted in there, and I said, I just want to write something new each time because I don't know what I. I just know the front says thank you and with a little kiss on it.

[Monet X Change]

So, Jacob, is that your lips or is this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jacob found them on the Internet.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so you're already a lion ass hoe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

You already lying. I would think this. Wow. You could have just literally kissed a little. And Jacob J. Or Mitch. Anyone could have put your little lips on a little card. Wow. What do they say? Half measures availeth nothing. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goes to one meeting. Goes to one meeting. Can you see the soda in this thing, baby? Monet, really? Monet of the other day was like, I'm going to a meeting, honey. Okay. I'm supporting a friend, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So go to Al Anon, bitch. That's what you need to go to.

[Monet X Change]

What's Al Anon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Al Anon is for people who are in relationships or have parents or very close with alcoholics. And it's not just for people who are actively alcoholics. Like, if you have a parent in recovery or a sibling or a partner in recovery and it's affecting you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's affecting you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'd go to.

[Monet X Change]

I thought that was coda. No, it's codependent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coda is people who are codependent.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So we were at Irvine Improv, and my opener, Ashley Miller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just thinking about this poor waiter. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Amy Miller was the thing. So after the show gets done, we have a good time. And she's like, I can't find a waitress to give her a tip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, I'm really shook. That's like. I was.

[Monet X Change]

When you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, you don't tell the waiter.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I feel really bad about it. So today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and they talk.

[Monet X Change]

I understand they talk. Any improv comedy place I've done over the past year, and at this point, I've done what, at least, like, 15? I am very, very 15. I've done 15. I did 10 this past summer after I taped the special. And between. No, I've done about seven this past summer. As I said, the special between the summer and now, I don't like about 7.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More I am also for the patrons I have. I'm going to be releasing a little special for you all soon. I recorded one of my. One of my stand up sets.

[Monet X Change]

J Said is really funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right there, baby. Right. Right in the living room by the front door. No, this is really cute. This kind of looks like. It looks like.

[Monet X Change]

It looks like a hip hop one or these or like the monster truck ones in the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of giving young money.

[Monet X Change]

A fan gave us and Houston and gave us some Megan that looked like this too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I missed. You know, I still have my Megan shirt, but I cut it up to wear it in drag. And now I don't wear it out of drag because of the way I cut it up. But I still have it. But a black one. It's a black T shirt. You'll see it. Once you see this shirt, you'll be like, oh, that's the one that Bob wants to wear.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. And I'm just looking here for a shirt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It might be on the.

[Monet X Change]

That's what Jacob is like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gathered me, honey. Jacob gathered me. Yes, honey. Yes. Also, by the time this episode airs, we'll have known the wonderful. I know, honey. I'm giving you a little. A little peep show. Ah, yes, honey. The winner.

[Monet X Change]

She looks beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she won't. I'm Imagine how embarrassed I'll be if.

[Monet X Change]

If she looks beautiful. Let me see. Well, isn't a great shirt. It's a really great shirt. I would buy that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Jacob. I'm really grateful. Jacob. Jacob goes and buys a lot of the merch for me. So I have a shea. Jacob bought that for me. Jacob. But I went and actually got myself the Diabetti merch. It took

[Monet X Change]

Bob. You don't need to say that part.

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So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And my other. I was just gagged. That I wanted to wear for the finale. I wore it for this finale. And you got.

[Monet X Change]

I bought those myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have your red boots come yet?

[Monet X Change]

They have not. So I literally emailed them because I saw Kerri Colby post a picture yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she got them.

[Monet X Change]

She got them. So I messaged the people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's order the knockoffs, baby. Let's do it.

[Monet X Change]

I went to email my thing. I was like, hey, my name is Monet Xchange and I ordered these boots. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet said, I'm a Chase preferred client.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just wondering what is the status.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think it's funny that I'm a Chase preferred client.

[Monet X Change]

I was just wondering what the status of my boots are. And the guy was like, oh my. He's like, oh, my God. Monet. Like the Monet exchange. Let me gather myself. He said, anyway, so we said eight weeks from when you order is when we're going to ship. Do you have it until mid April? If by mid April we don't see anything yet, then you can give us. You can contact me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gather myself then. Let me gather you. Literally, I was like, damn, let me gather myself. I feel like I gather. Now it's time to gather you bitch. First of all, we said eight weeks, motherfucker. We still in the midst of that time. Also. I'm a big motherfucking fan, bitch. Put your motherfucking phone down. Don't ever call us again. I'm a big fan. Congratulations.

[Monet X Change]

I got a little name dropper is going to give me a little extra little oversunding out next week, girl. He said, you gonna wait your turn like everybody else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's my other car that I'm really excited about. So sometimes I. Especially early in the morning or app specifically, yo, if you will catch me and I don't want to take a picture with you, there are basically two times that I'm going to, that I'm going to more than likely 100% say no. If it is before 8am I'm at the airport, it's a wrap. I'm not going to say yes. I'm just not going to say yes. If it's before 8am And I'm at the airport. And the other one is if we have had a gig together, you and me have been at this gig the whole time. And after the second show or the moment the show's done, I am. I take off one lash and then you say, can I get a picture? I'm going to say no. If you, if we have a gig together, just ask me for a picture at the top. Like right when I put right when I show up, I look so good. I look so fresh.

[Monet X Change]

I think that you just get there, you're getting. They don't want to like be so intrusive of your time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying for me, I'm not saying for other girls. For me, for me, for me personally, because usually speaking, I. I show up to my gigs pretty with. With enough time to like talk to people. And I also walk around and I always say, hey, if you don't want some picture, now's a good time. And if you didn't hear that, sorry, but now I have these cards. So it's a card. It's got a picture of me on the front and on the back it says. This certifies that you had a personal encounter with Bob the Drag Queen and you found her warm, polite, funny, and particularly beautiful. And that is my real signature. Since you wanted my real signature so bad.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot with this card. This is ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, this is an idea that Jacob got from Steve Martin and then Jonah Hill has one. So I think that if I'm. If I'm like out somewhere and I'm like, not trying to have a meet and greet, but I'm going to just pull out one of these and be like, you know what? But you have this. This is only. You can only get this from Bob the Drag Queen. You have a certified Bob the Drag Queen. I've met Bob. A drag queen card. It's kind of fierce.

[Monet X Change]

That is so silly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you all see me on public, you can come ask me for one. Come ask me for one.

[Monet X Change]

You should number them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That could be cute.

[Monet X Change]

Number them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Come up to me if you want one of these. Come up and ask Bob the Drag Queen for one. But this is in lieu of a picture. Don't be trying to get this and a picture.

[Monet X Change]

You should number them. That'll be cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you ever get one of these? They're so cute. How cute is that, Mo?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, here's the thing. It sounds good in theory. I know me when I need them. I will never find these cards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I carry a bag everywhere I go, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't have a purse everywhere I go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you carry that coach fanny pack a lot, though.

[Monet X Change]

I got a lot of miles out. I love that bag, dude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every time I see you, I lowkey want it back.

[Monet X Change]

You wouldn't wear it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I like it when you wear it. And also your famous bag. I'd be like, I love.

[Monet X Change]

I so key want that Basquiat carrying that famous bag. It feels. Because it just feels. I love put on my little thing. I just feel so banji. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a. It's a Basquiat X coach bag.

[Monet X Change]

Collab. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it says. It just says famous on. On. On the front with a bunch of Basquiat. Like, what do you call it when it's stitched in embroidered. Embroidered Basquiat images. Embroidered onto the. Yeah, onto the image. And every time I see it, I'm kind of like. Like, I feel like I should.

[Monet X Change]

Too late.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have it back.

[Monet X Change]

Too late. I'm not going to say the. There's a problematic term of people use people like you. I'm not going to use that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would you even bring that up?

[Monet X Change]

Because it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you can say takesies. Backsies.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No takes these backsies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Acknowledging that something is problematic is not bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like calling it out. That'd be like, if

[Monet X Change]

there's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a word for. For people who are your.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm not going to use it. But it rhymes with bigger. That is very problematic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I take that back. That does feel bad. You know what? And I admit that I said something problematic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The growth. So also, please stop touching me. You touched me first. You touched my thigh before I touched you. Don't touch me.

[Monet X Change]

Louis CK Is going on here. I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna take a towel. We'll.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So y' all have an Xbox carrier? Well, Jacob, can you get it from me? Jacob. So me and Jacob are preparing for our departure from each other. Although Jacob will be coming to visit me, actually very soon in New York, but unique New York. I decided that I don't want to go the whole year without a console besides the switch. So I'm going to bring him. I'm going to bring the Xbox with me on the road.

[Monet X Change]

Do you play Xbox?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I play Fortnite, and I might play a few other games on Xbox. And one of my friends get PS5.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, there's so many better games on PS5. Yeah, well, you can't. Jacob, you say you can't take it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not taking Jacob's PS5. That's Jacob's PS5.

[Monet X Change]

I think you should get a PS5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Although I said the other day, and

[Monet X Change]

I was kind of like. Well, he said Jacob's face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, you can say it like that.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, how would you feel if I take the Xbox? Okay. He didn't actually. He didn't say anything shady at all, but he was like, how do you feel about the Xbox. And he was like, you're sure? Xbox. And I was like, maybe it's our Xbox. I think he said that because he didn't want it to be our PS5. I felt like Jacob was. I feel like he was emphasizing how this was my Xbox so that we didn't have to own the PS5 together. Does that sound like you're true?

[Monet X Change]

Not everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So can I think of PS5?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know what? Here's so the thing about couples, right? So like, so I'm assuming Jacob purchased a PS5 with his own money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then the Xbox was your purchase.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was a gift. A gift actually to you. Peppermint gave it to me.

[Monet X Change]

To you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Peppermint gave me a PS5. And Microsoft. Peppermint and Microsoft in Collab gave me a PS5. I mean an Xbox.

[Monet X Change]

So like the Xbox we have at the house is Andy's. He purchases his money. The PS5 we have. I personally with my money. So like, yes, I guess we live together, it's ours. But like God for. Worst case scenario, there's a divorce. Jacob's saying the PS5. You're keeping the Xbox.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to have a conversation about it.

[Monet X Change]

Are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that if something. If for some reason Jacob and I split up, or let's say I'm on the road for a year, let's say something happens and I go on the tour until 2024. Well, we'll have a conversation because.

[Monet X Change]

What about the apartment?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you. You're in the apartment. You're in here. You get to stay in this apartment the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was talking about a separation. Like a permanent. I think if Jake, you would keep. You keep your Xbox. Jake was like a PS5 to me. That's practical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I'm saying is

[Monet X Change]

we don't have this conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that when it comes to things in the house, you know, the apartment. Yeah, I did have bought this apartment, but. But the stuff in the apartment, even if I bought it, I think we'll talk about it together. For example, the furniture, the bed. Bed is furniture, stuff like that. I did wake up with someone and I let them have a very nice couch.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I sat on that. So I think that I sat on that couch right before the termination and it was a very comfy couch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it costs more than the couch I'm sitting on now. So I think I have a proven track record. We'll be taking this home tonight and I'll allow it. Oh, we got a grumpkin. I don't know if it's for you, but I got three grumpkins. One for me, one for you, and one for. Let me see.

[Monet X Change]

I want one. She sent us Grumpkin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Grumpkin, so I want to

[Monet X Change]

get a really big one from her. Did y' all stole my Grumpkin? I have this one already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When'd you get a Grumpkin?

[Monet X Change]

She gave it to me on tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, then you don't you have a Grumpkin.

[Monet X Change]

I do want this one. This one is cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you don't.

[Monet X Change]

You don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not picking. Why you don't want the trans grumpkin?

[Monet X Change]

Wow. I can do the trans grumpkin. You know, Andy is very scared of them, so he hides them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he think they're, like, cursed or something?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what he is, but. So she makes these huge ones that are, like, almost not as big as us, but they're, like, this big. I want to get one for my new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Hilda. Oh, this was called Hilda.

[Monet X Change]

That's Hilda, this is Val, and this is Spirit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jess. Nutmegs. Mom underscore Jess. But actually, to be fair, these actually did not have your. The note just said Bobby Drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I, I, I have two grumpkins already, so. And I want to get a big

[Bob the Drag Queen]

one, but these are very, very cute.

[Monet X Change]

They're so cute. I love them. Really cute. Let me see the colors on. This is really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. So if you all remember, Kennedy. Not Kennedy. Trinity. The Tuck, who, by the way, who was literally in a fight with Kenneth. With Caitlyn Jenner right now. She is on Twitter. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

What? Bianca tweeted. Girl, that shit. It fucking sent me to or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner tweeted about how the LGT community is a terrorist group. I know. I said. I know I said it wrong and wrong.

[Monet X Change]

No, but not even that. You on that episode, the healthcare, the. You know, we are here with the lgbt. You just get so. It's very funny to me. Why do you say it like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so weird that you make that you say I make fun of the way you talk. You have consistently been making fun of the way I talk since I met you. Maybe it's a retaliation.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, tell me. Tell me about Trinity and Caitlyn Jenner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Caitlyn Jenner tweeted out. Actually, I'm gonna give you exact quote. Baby, go to Trinity's. Yeah. No, the one that Bianca wrote. Cause Bianca's was a key. I was racking up Bianca is such an Internet troll. Like, she's just. I don't know how else to say. She's just a fucking troll on the Internet. So Caitlin said, when I say Caitlyn, I'm talking about crackers cake.

[Monet X Change]

I know Caitlyn with a C. We

[Bob the Drag Queen]

live in a beautiful country called America, which is such a ridiculous called America. Okay? We live in a beautiful country called America, where we are free to be whomever we want. The radical Rainbow Mafia has hijacked LGBT people and is the worst thing that has ever happened to LGP LGBT people. They are domestic terrorists. In all caps that got two point. They got 2,900 likes. And then Bianca said, the only terrorist is you behind the wheel of a

[Monet X Change]

car, which is in reference to Caitlyn hitting someone with her car. And the person died. And Caitlyn did not go to jail,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

face any criminal charges, and Bianca got 46,000 likes. That the way that cackles this meme RuPaul. So that is. And then.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then. And

[Monet X Change]

what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and then Trinity the Tuck.

[Monet X Change]

You put it off. Did you need to read hers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, it's fine. Then Trinity the Tuck said Caitlyn Jenner, their perfect representation for the queer community. She's a perfect trans representation. And then she said April Fool's, and now her and Caitlyn Jenner are, like, going back and forth.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Shouldn't you just post one of her little Snatch Game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're supposed to be on Paramount Plus.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When were you gonna tell me?

[Monet X Change]

I just found out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, you just found out? When I showed you this picture.

[Monet X Change]

No, I found out, like, last night when I retweeted it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better get your currency in check. Cause Monet Xchanges here to soleil with her new comedy special, Fist of Glory. What is that phase? Why is it called Fist of Glory?

[Monet X Change]

Watch the special to find out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it because that story's in there?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Fist of Glory a play on

[Monet X Change]

something like Blades of Glory? Fist of Glory,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it doesn't rhyme.

[Monet X Change]

Whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shades of Glory.

[Monet X Change]

Can I just. Let's leave as it is. I like Fist of Glory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not too late to change.

[Monet X Change]

That's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This picture of you, it's really great. And congratulations. That's so exciting.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. I'm very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is your first comedy special?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, first comedy special. I'm very, you know, very proud of it. And you done met Rife.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who? Look, his look. If you see. Once you put his name in, you'll be like, oh, this guy rife.

[Monet X Change]

How do you spell that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

R A. I.

[Monet X Change]

Like, where am I putting it? On Google?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can Google him or you can TikTok him. He's a. He's a. He's a. He's a TikTok comedian, and he's massive on TikTok. Like, absolutely massive.

[Monet X Change]

R, A, I, F. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone else's guy. He apparently has, like, some great big deal now with Live Nation, apparently. What is it, like, a lot of money to tour? Like, a lot of money.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, a lot. Oh, money.

[Monet X Change]

Can you sell us the dollars? Are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know the dollars.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you did not tell someone. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it an article somewhere? But apparently he just got, like, a deal to do, like, to go tour for, like, a load of money.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen his stuff on TikTok of him being like, black comedy clubs. You see the one where he, like, says to the black dude and, like, the black, like, a side chick thing. It's a whole bit. It's very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some of this stuff.

[Monet X Change]

I'd be like, well, you could tell he's definitely walking online. Yeah, but he's Joaquin. He seems to Someone. He's. Well, he seems to me because, you know this whole discourse on TikTok about, like, when white people have black sense and they're like, well, bitch, I grew up in. I grew up in college.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I.

[Monet X Change]

He definitely had. He has a black cadence to his speech for sure. You don't think so?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please, please, voice.

[Monet X Change]

Well, how you spell his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't find R A, I F, Matt, Rife or Wraith. It might be Rafe. Drag me.

[Monet X Change]

Look,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that's a black dude for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I know what black dudes laugh. I know what black dudes laugh. All of February. I just fell asleep.

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[Monet X Change]

Black dudes laughing, man? Like, that was my asmr. That brings me such joy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your name, bro? Tori. Man, who you here with? I mean, he sounds white to me, but really to me, but. But maybe comment below.

[Monet X Change]

Do y. Do y' all think Matt R sounds black?

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[Monet X Change]

I think he sounds Mike Rife.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's Rafe.

[Monet X Change]

It's R I F E. No, it's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

R A F, F E. No, it's

[Monet X Change]

R I F E. Why did you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

say R E F F E. And you're saying R A I F R. No, what are you saying? R I, F E. And what are you saying?

[Monet X Change]

You need to wake up, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wake up. Pearl, wake up. We have Two copies of Madonna's original sex books in this house, by the way. Total side note.

[Monet X Change]

Can I have one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. We have a Japanese version and an English version.

[Monet X Change]

How'd you get it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob got me the Japanese version for Christmas. And once we. Once Jacob's mom saw that we had the Japanese version, she was like, I think I have an original version somewhere in my home. And then they went to their.

[Monet X Change]

Are you gonna get it signed by Em?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I probably will, maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So today, Jacob got us a relationship test.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if we. What if Monet fall in love? And I'm like, it's over soon. That's. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

You're polyamorous. That's where I gathered this bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, we have a. What's your polyard microphone that you could use, but it's fine. I don't know where it is. It's in the new one. My new one is. It's in the suitcase right there. I'm just saying. But for the next episode, we do have the one. All right. So let's fall in love, Ma.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're already in love.

[Monet X Change]

We are in love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So the first question, given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any. Like, this is dead. It's only alive.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. That's the word.

[Monet X Change]

We're gonna. Yes. You know, anyone in the world. So anyone who's alive, I would assume.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so dinner guest. I don't like the phrase dinner guest because, like, I don't like doing stuff over dinner. For some reason, I've never liked doing stuff around food. It just feels like you have, like, this, like, set time that you have to do things in, and I just do not. Like, I don't like going out to dinner. I'd rather just hang out in general. But that being said, I think right now I would like to have Lizzo.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Lizzo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Good one.

[Monet X Change]

Good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about you?

[Monet X Change]

I think it would definitely, for me, be Sza.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Sza and Lizzo would be great guests together.

[Monet X Change]

They're, like, good friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they?

[Monet X Change]

They just did a whole Facebook Live, Instagram live together on Facebook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, Meta. That was Monet. That was Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Pacuza, for sure. Just so we can chat about things. Our artistry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that in the shot.

[Monet X Change]

And just Kiki. Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. By the way, Monet, take it to a trophy shop and get a plaque.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I've been meaning to do,

[Monet X Change]

but I just do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So busy.

[Monet X Change]

Sibling rivalry. Well, we won best podcast best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Podcast 2023. Sibling riverless.

[Monet X Change]

Riverly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Riverly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sibling Riverly. Best. It's so small, but it's a small space. Yeah. They're pros.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they do. They do this for a living. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Read it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Second question.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I will say this. I do actually want to be famous. And I think that people. I think people say there's, like. It's, like, problematic. Just want to be famous. Like, Just, like, want to be famous. But I definitely think that wanting to be famous was a goal of mine. And I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know to what end.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I honestly think that I am as famous as I want to be. I want to be more successful than I am, but I do not think I want to be more famous than I am, because whenever I hang out with famous people, like, famous, famous, famous, famous people, it is. It feels exhausting. Their being feels even people who are, like, slightly more famous than me and you, that feels exhausting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't want to be Trixie.

[Monet X Change]

Like Tondrick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Trixie. That's too much. And I think it's just. I think it's just the way her fans are. I think of Trixie's fans who didn't act the way they. Because, like, I think Michelle Visage is arguably probably more famous than Trixie, maybe.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think Trixie's more famous than Michelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think so?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't know how to quantify that, though. I think, like, Matt rife has more TikTok followers than. Than. Than maybe RuPaul. But is he more famous than RuPaul?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. Maybe. Because comedy, it always. I always. I always understood. Estimate how big comedians are. Like, I mean, I guess this thing is probably his first world tour, so I don't know, maybe he is, like, what's his name? Gabriel Iglesias is the first comedian to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

sell out Madison Square Garden, I believe. Is that what it says? Jacob Gabriel Iglesia is the first comedian to ever sell out Madison Square Garden.

[Monet X Change]

Selling out Dodger Stadium two nights in a row.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he, too? Would I want to be that? I want to be able to sell at Dodger Stadium, but I also want to. I like being able to, like, leave my house and drive my own car and then have, like, a few people say, oh, my God, Bob the Drag Queen. Yeah, but it's not more than that. It's rarely. Is it more than a few people here and there. Yeah, I Mean, most days I can navigate the world and no one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, maybe at the airport I get a couple people going.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. For me, I would definitely want to be more successful. Like, I want to sell at Madison Square Garden and I see that for me and I want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would you do at Madison Square?

[Monet X Change]

Would you do with your music or music stand up? Like both. Like, there's like a few things that Patty and I'm trying to like decide like what to do and that kind of makes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First thing is Patty's fault that it's not done yet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. To make some decisions about like some stuff regarding like music and comedy. But I want to a way I can combine all my artistry and do a very something that's signature to me and sell out a Madison Square. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tell my agent the same thing. Like we have the same agent.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was there first. I was. I'm just saying Michael was my agent first and then I recommended.

[Monet X Change]

But guess who we like to working with more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I recommended. Well, some people are projects and some of us already established. He likes to mold.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, but he came to see me at the Troubadour and he was like, oh, wow, your show was like part comedy, part music. I was like, I know that's my thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But it's way more expensive to do music on stage than it is to just do. It is way more work. Which I don't mind the work, but like me and Monet doing our tour with our original music. If Monet and I would have just went around and just did the podcast, to be honest, girl, we probably could have sold the same amount of tickets, probably the same price. But it means a lot to us to be able to put on a show. We are show. We are show ponies.

[Monet X Change]

We are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is our like the New York City drag in us is like put on a show queen.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? So, yeah, we were able to do this full. But I mean me Monet were doing. If you got to see our tour, kudos to you.

[Monet X Change]

It was a great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. It was giving production, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I was so. But as far as being famous, I would. I would. I would want to be more famous just for maybe more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name a person.

[Monet X Change]

Name a person. She's too famous. But she can't go on a thing, especially with this on a plane without being harassed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gave up her. Her pseudonym, her playing name.

[Monet X Change]

Like she went to like Hawaii, whatever. Like after album came out Just to chill and like, Popeye's taking pictures of her on the as. Like, you know, like, stuff like. I would not want that. That's Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good level of fame. Like, everyone. She's on TV every day. People know who she is. I'm sure she's a little more famous than I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Meghan McCain. You want to be Meghan McCain.

[Monet X Change]

The access.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

The access of being more famous gets you, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's the question.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I want to be. I want to go to the Oscars and the Emmys and go to all these things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put in your mic because you're dodging the question. Do you want to be. Do you want to be Megan McCain or not?

[Monet X Change]

And I think that being more famous gets you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll take it as a yes.

[Monet X Change]

Gets you access to get. To go to a lot more of these things. I would like to go to the Grammys every year or the option to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I kind of want to be, but part of me is nervous about being like, which avenue I go down my fame. Because I don't like being viewed as an influencer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't feel like an influencer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But these influencers have access.

[Monet X Change]

They do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dylan Mulvaney was at the White House within her first year of being an influencer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Within her first year of being an influencer. This bitch was at the White House interviewing the president. What's his name? Also King Bach also went to the White House.

[Monet X Change]

Benny Drama, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Benny Drama. To the White House. Not that I want to go to

[Monet X Change]

the White House, but he's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess he's influencer, but what's her name? What's her name?

[Monet X Change]

Drew Othewala.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drew O fwalla. The Oscars.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The red carpet at the Oscars. Rob.

[Monet X Change]

Rob Anderson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anderson. The Oscars.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, that's. He got to see the. In person.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. And I think it's because they're influencers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And people recognize the stock in have influencer. Cause they have. They get so many millions of views and clicks and engagement, and that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is real time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

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[Monet X Change]

Before making a phone call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, we're only three.

[Monet X Change]

It's probably going to be two parts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who knows?

[Monet X Change]

Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why, never. I never. I be raw, dogging interactions in life. Straight up, just life as it comes. Jacob rehearses everything. Jake, we'll be talking or we headed somewhere and you'll see Jacob, he'll be like. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm just rehearsing what I'm gonna say when I get there. And then we'll get there. And he'd be like, table for two, please.

[Monet X Change]

I don't rehearse when I go, even when I know I have to have a tough conversation. I mean, I may think about what I want to say because I probably have a lot of things I want to say and I want to make sure I don't forget anything. But I'm not rehearsing what I'm going to say. But I definitely have. I've thought about what I'm going to say. I'm trying to be thoughtful now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I relive arguments afterwards and redo them all the time? Yeah, I redo interactions down. Oh, I wish I had said this. Oh, I wish I had said this. Oh, I wish I had said this for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever done that with us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, on the podcast. I'd be like, oh, I wish I had said this. That had been funnier. Or I could have really got my point. Or I could have made my point with this. But yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever listened to one of our episodes and then oh, go ahead, listen to one of our episodes and then in time, you like, you're thinking about what you would have said in response to the thing I said and you ended up seeing is what you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like time I'll be like, that's not true. And then I'll be like, that's not true.

[Monet X Change]

Happens to me all the time. It's very cute. What would constitute a perfect day for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Day in the perfect day, I woke up. What?

[Monet X Change]

Hoku. It's a perfect day. Nothing's ending. Legally Blonde. Hoku. That's the name of the band.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing's getting in my way on the perfect.

[Monet X Change]

Almost in the perfect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I hit it or not? You got there. Well then stop laughing at me.

[Monet X Change]

You had a little glissando.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On purpose.

[Monet X Change]

On purpose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would wake up with energy. I would. I like waking up before, before 8 o'. Clock. I like to wake up, but somewhere between six and seven, that's my perfect time to wake up. I would go for a walk or go to the gym. I would, I would make myself a smoothie when I wake up and then get to the gym by like 7, 7:30 so that I could. I used to, when I used to go to work out, I used to be making my protein shake and driving to the gym drinking it, which is not like your body doesn't have time to process. So I'm working out with nothing in me, but I wake up with like a drink, my protein shake an hour before the gym. Get to the gym. I would do my thing with a trainer, not by myself. And then I would drive from there. I would go to Sweet Greens, I would have a bite to eat at Sweet Greens. I would come home, I would see Jacob, we would hang out for a little bit. We'd probably play some video games. Then I would do some. I would answer emails. And then after answering emails, all my work calls would be done before 5pm Pacific Time. That's when my calls would all be done. And then after that I'd hang out with you and maybe go somewhere, but probably not. I'd probably rather just like play smash with you either on the phone or in person. Preferably in person.

[Monet X Change]

Cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the night, me and Jacob would have a conversation about what we want to watch on tv and then we talk about it for a long time.

[Monet X Change]

How long is this day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then end up choosing nothing and then we just end up watching YouTube videos and then going to sleep and then Jay go to sleep before me and then I play a little bit of Fortnite and then I go to bed about. And then I'll say I'll be right there. But then I don't come for like an hour and I'll probably end up on TikTok Live or something.

[Monet X Change]

You are Wes. I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like asking after this. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I like waking up early too. I like waking up like around 7:37, 7:38. That's perfect. Get up, go to the gym, workout. After the gym, come back, have my little egg bites and my little Just crack an egg bitch. Get into just crack an egg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that a restaurant?

[Monet X Change]

No. So it's these cups you buy from Target and they have like the contents in it. They have like cheese, bacon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You buy it with cheese.

[Monet X Change]

It's in like little individualized packets. And then you have a real egg. You crack the egg in there, mix it all together, put in the microwave for 40 seconds. Bitch. Everything. I'm obsessed with just cracking the egg. If y' all listening, I'll do the commercial. Y' all don't have commercials. I'll do them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like it's amazing. An omelet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it's an almond in the cup. So you. So you know I hate dirty stuff. So I hate. I hate making. Using the stove because then I have to clean it afterwards. So just cracking it. It's all self contained in the microwave.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I got something called the Express 101. And Jacob makes omelets in them. And it. When I tell you the. When I tell you the perfect omelets.

[Monet X Change]

Express 101.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Express 101. I'm obsessed with this thing you. You can have. You can also bake cake. You can bake little cakes in it too.

[Monet X Change]

See, so I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never get cake in before though, have you?

[Monet X Change]

Here's my thing about counter space and appliances. I think I've come to realize I do have a slight variation of ocd. I really think I do. I can't with things on the counter. So that's like another.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have things on your counter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

[Monet X Change]

The. The one. Andy's little fucking espresso machine. And it drives me crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that big ass fucking. But that.

[Monet X Change]

But that can. It folds up and it conceals itself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's also usually a cat on the counter too.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true. Colleen. Colleen is not allowed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been to the house. I was in the house and there was a cat on the counter.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so back to the cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw the counter and there was a cat.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm at my breakfast and this is all. This all happened before 11:00am Jim.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you. Us. The way that you can stop Colleen from jumping. You can't stop Colleen when you're in the room.

[Monet X Change]

Ask Andy. Colleen does not get on surfaces. Now when I'm not there, she'll do it and Andy will try to get her off and she'll be like, meow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's her when you're there. When you be like Colleen, she'll be like, Ann.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's in the room, but not online. Cause I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever put. I trained it with aluminum foil.

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't work. Colleen, be like she's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feels nice, actually. I love it. She's got a cucumbers.

[Monet X Change]

No. Or broccoli. Colleen, you've seen the cucumber thing? I've seen it. I saw the boxing where he puts tape and he blew like a shape of a box on the floor. She did saying it for a little while and it was cute. Let me tape it. I should do it again. Anyways, it's all happened before 11 o'.

[Wayfair Announcer]

Clock.

[Monet X Change]

Come back, come back from the gym, shower, go get a pedicure. Love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every day. The perfect day.

[Monet X Change]

The perfect day. Have a fresh Betty. And then after that do any. I agree with you. Any me. Any business stuff. I want it to all be done by honestly, 3:30, 4:00'.

[Wayfair Announcer]

Clock.

[Monet X Change]

But on a. This is a perfect day, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Perfect day.

[Monet X Change]

It's only one call. I don't want it to be a back to, back to back to back. And when you have like more than two zooms back to back, by the third one you just feel like so disoriented anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's hard.

[Monet X Change]

It's tough. Which sounds like such, like a. Such a stupid thing to say, but it really is. Anyway, so then done with that by four. Then maybe Andy and I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think the reason why it feels disorienting is because, like, after so many zooms, you. You kind of forget which one you're in. And then you're thinking, you're. You're thinking about something that happened in the last zoom or something's gonna happen in the next zoom. You're like, wait, wait, wait. And like. And it feels like you just like wake up out of the middle of a blackout. You're like, where. What meeting is this? You've been going to click for a meeting. Like, what? I don't even know what this is. Oh, girl. And then.

[Monet X Change]

And don't let me be slightly inconvenient because the link isn't in the calendar info.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's horrible.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, and then so after that, probably has some. I love good afternoon sex. Have some afternoon sex with Andy and then prepare for a game night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have it with Andy or you're open to having it with anyone else?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, monogamous.

[Wayfair Announcer]

Are.

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead. You brought it up this time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know it was me, I just.

[Monet X Change]

Cause.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Are you monogamous?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you did bring it up. Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Have absence of sax. And then for very fair game night plays, which you and Jacob are most likely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have your headphones.

[Monet X Change]

My headphones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have Your headphones.

[Monet X Change]

And you also have my stoning thing. I need that. I was trying to put stones on

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my face for a gig.

[Monet X Change]

I said Bob done stole my little thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I didn't steal. You left it here. Right there, baby. Right there. That's not yours. It's mine. But there's another one here for you somewhere. Oh, they're from Apple.

[Monet X Change]

Apple sent us beats. I think that's them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, those are mirrors for. For the influencers. How? I didn't realize. Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we were supposed to pick them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are the ones. Anyway, sorry. I saw Corner and then.

[Monet X Change]

So then prepare for game night, which you and Jacob will be invited to. I love. I really coming to love game night. I love playing some board games. It's very fun. And then when everyone else leaves and you see you and Jacob stay back, stay behind and we play and we play Smash for a few hours. That seems like a lot. Maybe an hour and a half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's for all the few hours?

[Monet X Change]

A few hours. Like three hours of smash seems like a lot. But two hour and a half. Two seems great. And then everyone go home and sleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we got to sleep for your perfect. You have a perfect day.

[Monet X Change]

No, as everyone go home and sleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, now you got to dictate our day for you to have a perfect day.

[Monet X Change]

Thank goodness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy. You are all right. When is the last time you sang to yourself or to someone else?

[Monet X Change]

Sang to myself. Mom knows I sing a lot. I was. I was singing to myself in the shower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What were you singing?

[Monet X Change]

I was singing Dubist Vina Bluma. You didn't know it was the atonal one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't know. Can you do that?

[Monet X Change]

I can't. Yeah, I'm not warm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I ate that.

[Monet X Change]

Can you do that? No, I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

8. Anyway, I was singing. I was also singing this bamboo Bluma

[Monet X Change]

Deutsche do Bist virtually a different song. I was singing A different cloud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was singing Perfect day to Monet. Earlier on this. On this very podcast you did that. If you were able to live at the age of 90 and retain either your mind or your body of a 30 year old for the last 60 years of life, which would you want? The mind or the body of a 30 year old?

[Monet X Change]

I want the body of a 30 year old. I would want them. I would want the mind. I would want my life experiences that got me to 90. But have the body of being 30 for sure. My mind at 30, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I can agree.

[Monet X Change]

I would love the maturity, your mind

[Bob the Drag Queen]

at 30 and everything.

[Monet X Change]

I've learned to be good. Because 90 year olds, I mean, it is. Yes, you're getting older and things are a little different, but for the most part, like my grandmother is 80, she's 88 years old and she's. Her mind is great. Her body's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not it. That is atypical. I think your grandmother's experience is not atypical experience to have like a body that's like jumping jacks and jaws.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I said her mind is good. I said her body is. What's is what's is what's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, but also is that. I don't think that's typical either. Everyone's. Because I feel like whenever we talk about people, like people aging, someone's like, well, there was a lady at my church or my grandma, but I think most of our grandmas and most of the ladies at our church, when they reach 90. 90 is 90 takes a toll on your mind and your body for most people.

[Monet X Change]

But how so? I mean, you're just not as sharp maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's. I think it's more than just not being as sharp. I think that your body. I'm not a doctor, but I think that most people by the time they're 90, their bodies have just started to. And their minds are just not functioning the way that they used to function.

[Monet X Change]

But so, so, so you would want a 90 year old body with a 30 year old mind?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think that I might want a. In my mind. I think I want the body only because like I want to be able to. I don't want to be in pain, I don't want to hurt. You know what I mean? But will I be able to be with it enough to recognize what's up anyway? But will it matter? I can recognize pain and being tired and stuff. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but you won't be tired and you won't have that because you're, you have a 30 year old body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my.

[Monet X Change]

Although you're a 30 year old body girl, them knees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's when the 31st popping my third eye helped me win RuPaul's Drag Race. There's a video.

[Monet X Change]

Were you three when you won?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

29 actually. Or I might have just. I was either just turning 30 or I was about 29. No, I was either. I either just turned 30 or I was about to turn 30 when I won Drag Race. But I'm going to go with the body too because I just don't want to hurt. I just do not. And by the way, I do not think that I will be with it at 90. I think that. I think I'm going to be a looney Tune. I think I'm going to be nutty. I'm going to be confused all the time. I think I'm going to be.

[Monet X Change]

You're going to be like King Bumi from Avatar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not watched that.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you know what I'm talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one we watched.

[Monet X Change]

No, King Bumi as last airbrander. You're going to be him, like, mentally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? Is. Is the Avatar Lastbender a movie or a TV show?

[Monet X Change]

It's a TV show. They did a movie. This live action series on Netflix they've been working on for five years. It's just never coming out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, any, Any. Any movie named Avatar is apparently very hard to make. Apparently if he's got the name Avatar and it's gonna be tough. But is King Boomi, like, confused and stuff? He's.

[Monet X Change]

He's not confused, but he's just a loony, loopy old man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that'll be me. I would be loony and I'll be loopy for sure. For sure.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, would you. Would you rather be burned alive or drown?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd rather drown for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Drowning for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because being burned alive, there have been accounts of people who are. Who have drowned or come very close to drowning, and they were like, it's actually not painful. You just, you're just, you're. You're. You're definitely. It is uncomfortable, but at some point you're like, oh, I'm just really breathing water. I mean, you think, God, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

There is that story about the. I think it's a volcano, I think in or close to Hawaii or somewhere that erupted. And a lot of people were going to this and someone probably knows the story were going to this island. And then when it started to, like, erupt, it wasn't like erupting like lava going everywhere, but, like hot, not lava. But there's something else that it spurts out. It was. It was like flying out and falling. Say it again. Maybe pumice was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you said a hummus. I was like, I don't think that's

[Monet X Change]

what was going on. Standing outside with my mouth. And then. So. But it was making, like, stuff around it hot. So even, like, the rails of boats were hot. So people are like running, trying to go up the island. People are grabbing onto the rails and the rails were so hot it was melting their hands and they could not sit down and it's just like their flesh was melting off of their skin because I was like. And that's not even lava.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Burning alive sound okay. Would you rather live forever or die right now?

[Monet X Change]

Live forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you serious? Forever, Monet. You know, the Earth. You know the sun's going to explode.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I mean, I'm gonna ride this bitch for at least for the next thousand years. I'm cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what about the bulk of your life, which is on the other side of the vibe?

[Monet X Change]

But I think at some point I'm gonna be over and I will be welcoming death whenever it happens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't. It's live forever. It's not live until you decide you're done. It's live forever or die right now.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so if my body gets disintegrated and someone crushes my skull.

[Wayfair Announcer]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

What's living?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. That's the option. The options are live forever. Let me put some parameters on it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, then you gotta Wisconsin parameters on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You still feel pain. And I will let you stop aging at 100.

[Monet X Change]

No. Then I don't want to live forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you die right now. As soon as you answer. The moment you answer, you fall over dead.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So would you rather live forever? Die right now?

[Monet X Change]

Live forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Forever.

[Monet X Change]

Forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you're on a cruise ship and the ship sinks?

[Monet X Change]

It'll be like the old guard Charlize Thern, her lady that was drowning for 500 years. Until someone finds me, I'll be drowning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you. What if you're stuck on the island, skin melted? I'm only stuck there. I mean, you're burning. Everyone around you dying. You're just burning up. What if you trip and land in a volcano? You're just burning up for eternity.

[Monet X Change]

That can't be possible if your body will disintegrate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. This is not. In this version, you live forever or you die right now. This is.

[Monet X Change]

Your version is insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you're drowning for the rest of. For 500 years, that's. What if no one finds you? Someone found Charlize Theron. What if no one ever finds you? What if you're in the Bermuda Triangle? Just J rounding. Okay, so you. Your body will not be destroyed by waffle. Mom. It'll be. It'd be really messed up. Like, when they find you, you will be messed up. You will be mangled for the rest of your eternity.

[Monet X Change]

They won't find you to what it is like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're mangled. You're mangled, but I know it's all wild. But you are mangled. But you don't die.

[Monet X Change]

Mangled how? Like, burn to a tar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crisp. To a crisp. But you are still living. They recover your body. You are a piece of beef jerky. And you have full cognitive abilities. And you're not dead yet. I'd rather live forever.

[Monet X Change]

What about you right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, right now, I don't think. You know, when I was younger, I read Tuck Everlasting.

[Monet X Change]

Tuck Everlasting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it really scared me on the notion of living forever. Like, it made me realize that, like, I don't think it is a blessing. I think it is a. Honestly, even the idea of everlasting life the way it is in the Bible seems like too much like the Bible's, like, eternal life eater forever.

[Monet X Change]

Vampires are furious. I want a vampire situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vampires don't have eternal life, though. Yeah, that's the thing. They get to kill themselves or die.

[Monet X Change]

Someone's a. Yeah, they can die. Vampires. And did you watch a new interview with a vampire in amc?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I heard it's really good.

[Monet X Change]

It's really good. It's very gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you watch your blood?

[Monet X Change]

I do watch your blood. I want to. I want to rewatch it. I haven't watched it in so long. I want to rewatch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it might be good. I gotta feel like it might not have aged well, though.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it aged well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wild after, like.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you? I'm a waitress. It's one of my favorite lines in the show. Everyone's like, what are you? Sookie was annoying. Sookie.

[Monet X Change]

We look back at all these characters. Sookie, Carrie, Bradshaw. They're annoying people. They're bad people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sookie was annoying. When I was watching it, I was like, this bitch really think won't nobody beat her ass up. And fucking Bill Compton was enabling this behavior.

[Monet X Change]

Lafayette. Oh, no. Bill Compton was her lover. Ms. Sookie, you know, they really got married. They were together for real. You know that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they still together?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if they're still together, but they were together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's Sookie Steakhouse's name?

[Monet X Change]

She was in the first X Men. She was a rogue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was rogue. Yeah, she was okay. Do you have a secret hunch about how you'll die?

[Monet X Change]

I have no idea how I'll die? I have no idea. I mean, no one knows. Do you have a secret hunch? How are you going to die?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cancer.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, or heart disease. That's the ones that get most of the Caldwells.

[Monet X Change]

I just. I want it. Whatever it Is. I want it to be fast. I do not want to suffer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does anyone in your family. How do. How do your family members normally age?

[Monet X Change]

Everyone. People in my family live pretty old. I had one aunt that died of cancer. Like old. Like 97, 95. Like old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of my. Well, I have. None of my grandparents live to be 70. Two of my grandparents died in their 50s. One died in their 40s.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My. My father's grandmother haven't learned. Lived way too long. My great grandmother lived. Outlived her daughter. She lived way too long.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing. When you live to be that old, you start like you. You have to. You gave birth to your kids. And sometimes you Often, often. Not oftentimes, but you have to bury your kids too. That seems so tough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My great grandmother wasn't. She wasn't even like with it. She buried.

[Monet X Change]

How old is she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was probably late 80s, which is not that old. But she was like bedridden and like loony for like the last like 20 years of her life.

[Monet X Change]

See the people like you see the people who look like to be over 100. Like, this woman celebrated her 107th birthday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Olivia. To have one.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know the actor Olivia de Havilland? She was in Hush Sweet Charlotte or something like that. She was in A Woman Trapped in an Elevator. Anyway, Olivia de Havilland was an actor who lived to be over 100 years.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, are we at an hour? Jacob,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you always trying to wrap up?

[Monet X Change]

We never took a half hour break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

[Wayfair Announcer]

Us.

[Monet X Change]

We both love drag. If we were partners together, would we wear each other's clothes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We wear each other's clothes now.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So properly, I don't think that would change. But we would wear each other's clothes. We don't wear each other.

[Monet X Change]

Not often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes out of drag, we do give each other some clothes every once in a while. And I always think to myself, I should get that back. Like that one sack I gave you.

[Monet X Change]

Bob is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know the one sack I gave you with the.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I love that. I need to get a fixed sack. She has a little ripple on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I should get that back. No, cuz I can't find it anymore. Well, I remember thinking myself, I'll be able to find this again.

[Monet X Change]

You, Bob, will give you something and then always want to take it back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't take it back.

[Monet X Change]

But you want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I just want to.

[Monet X Change]

That's disturbing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, what else do we have in common? What's the common no.

[Monet X Change]

Takes these vaccines.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Takes these back.

[Monet X Change]

What else we have in common? I said before. Can you. Can you give us. Can damn. Can you contribute? I said drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we're both bald. We have a similar build.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Although I am more top heavy. Monet's more bottom heavy. I have broader shoulders. Monet has larger legs than I do. And we are both drag queens.

[Monet X Change]

Obviously, I said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We both dabble in humor.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of us dabbles a little hard.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we both like music. One of us is a musician.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, yeah. Yeah. One of us is a musician, and one of us is a recording artist. One of us is a singer, and one of us is a recording artist. You're a singer now.

[Monet X Change]

That's how you feel yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I just sang a song on this podcast and everyone agreed.

[Monet X Change]

That was the episode of We're Here. When you were in Nashville. No, when you sang, when you wore the Elvis outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was in Jackson, Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

You sounded good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you. I put the footage of that. I wrote a song on the spot called Sweet Tea. Made it up and everything. On the spot.

[Monet X Change]

You're a producer, bitch. You've been telling Sonny. Oh, shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was called Sweet Tea. And they were. Because we all up there singing, and then they're like, bob, go there and sing something. I was like, okay. So there was a live band behind me, and I made up a song called Sweet Tea about. There was like, you're my sweetie. Honestly, I ate with that.

[Monet X Change]

I saw Shangela last night at. At Evita.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, how was she?

[Monet X Change]

She's great. I haven't seen Shangea so long. I haven't seen her. You know, she. She has a lot going on with Grandel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, she does. I'm glad she's out, like, having fun and stuff. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh. For what in your life do you feel most grateful for? I'm really grateful for my career and like, all of the things that it is affording me being able to. You know, we talk about this a lot on the podcast, we mention a lot, but it really is a joy and a gift to get to. For us to do this and it be part our work, but still get to hang out and still have fun. And even, like, even five years later, it's not annoying. Like, we're still. We're still enjoying doing it. We love talking to each other and we still have interesting and great conversations. And I really. I really counted a blessing and all the other things in my career happening. I'm very grateful that I have a career that I love, and I'm not chained to the Yale Club at the front desk. Fucking pissed off walking in there every day. Wanted to curse everybody out because I fucking hate my job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Job. Mon just said everyone who works at the Yale Club is a piece of your life is horrible.

[Monet X Change]

Except for Elizabeth. Elizabeth, well, she doesn't work anymore, but Elizabeth, we. We did that together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's Elizabeth?

[Monet X Change]

Moved on to Elizabeth. She is now a flight attendant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. I used to want to be a flight attendant, so for the traveling.

[Monet X Change]

That's why I want to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, such a great job, but apparently.

[Monet X Change]

Well, when you start. I'm assuming when you start, you don't make a lot. It's like, a lot. Like, it takes you really a lot of time to make a lot of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

money, but you can make a lot more money.

[Monet X Change]

You can. Yeah, yeah. Because it's dark.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, flying is exhausting. And, like, I'd be like, I don't want to be an early morning flight attendant. I want to be at noon. I want to fly at noon every time. And I don't want to do it. And I don't want to go overseas. I want to fly Continental US. I do not want to be a flight going back and forth between, like, here and London.

[Monet X Change]

But whatever. You're in the sky, you don't care. The thing lands and you go back. A lot of times they land and go right back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, you have to stay overnight

[Monet X Change]

and then you come back for the London one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When you. When you fly, like, over, like, I think a certain number of hours, you can't just get back on. You have to.

[Monet X Change]

Your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your work day is done. So you. That's why you see all those. You ever see them? Those?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes with their little suitcase in the hotel in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

But New York to London is only five hours. I don't think. I don't think that's one for all ages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they can't make you work another five hours back.

[Monet X Change]

I think they can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have ten hours a day.

[Monet X Change]

I have definitely seen some. I've definitely seen flight attendants take me from New York to LA to New York, and then they were like, they take it back New York back to la.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen where. Where I go, and then they're on the same flight with me the next day. Day. And they were like, you again? And I'm like, yeah, girl, me again.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you doing? I'm grateful for you. I love that we have this podcast together. I love that we are real friends in real life.

[Monet X Change]

Shots fire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was not at anyone. That was not at any one. Oh, my God. You're so problematic. You're a problematic. I love that I. That I'm able to do what I love for a living. Saying I'm really grateful that I'm able to provide for my family. Yeah, that means a lot to me. Even though they'd be driving me bananas. My mom was really on one last night, and I was like, Ms. Caldwell, I. I was like, I'm just gonna. I have to just go. Go to the grocery store and get this catfish, because this is wild. My mom was being like. I was like, this is. This is Martha Caldwell. Was Martha called? Welling as hard as Martha can. Martha, you love that. I was like, I gotta go. Your mom would be like. Be like, oh, this is so upsetting in this moment.

[Monet X Change]

My mom is wild. She's very wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is wild.

[Monet X Change]

My mom is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I love her very much. But I'm just, like, saying. I was like, you can't be. I was like, this is why y' all done.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, also. Yeah. Yeah. My mom is wild. Like, I'm supposed to come down this summer, but I just can't. Like, the stuff just got too crazy, so. And she's like, might make me feel bad about not coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, oh, no, your mother will guilt you.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, girl, I. I will. Yes, I would like to come to the ministry, but I just can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were like, there's nothing you can do. And I'm like, no, Ma. Oh, okay. It's just. I'm gonna miss you. Okay. I'm gonna miss you, too. I'm gonna miss you very, very much. Oh. Like, I don't care how I can be in town for one day, one hour, one month, one year. You have to go now. I'm like, yeah, I told you when I was leaving. I told you the date, the time, everything. I wish you could stay. And I'm like, you know, I have to, like, go work and stuff. But I love her very much. And I get that. It all comes from love. I get that.

[Monet X Change]

Do you ever cry when you leave home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, when I was small, I used to cry a lot. Well, not small even. Like. Like, I want to say. Okay, small. When I was younger, I would cry a lot. Even like, in my late 20s, I would go home and I would cry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somebody cry. When my mom cries, or she calls me, like, when I'm on the way to the airport, she'll call me. She's crying and she's like, I just miss you so much.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's so sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I miss you very much too, Mom. She's like, I just love you. Just my. You're my baby. And I'm like, well, thank you. You're my mother, Bob, you don't have

[Monet X Change]

to make it sound so transactional. Jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how me and my family talk.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, well, Mom, I miss you very much, too. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said I'm crying when I say it. Jacobson. The way I interact with my mother, it's a lot. There's a lot of love. My mother is not a transaction. Our mother is. I love her a lot. Mom, if you're watching, what is this?

[Monet X Change]

This is not signature to your mom. When you recount a story, you're like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

well, yeah, you know.

[Monet X Change]

And I said, monet, you know, thank you. I miss you very much, too. And I'm very happy we're friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you hear your impression that your mom asked me if you're seeing friends?

[Monet X Change]

If you're seeing friends?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever I call when I tell my mom I'm coming home, I was like, mom, coming home? She goes, oh, okay, okay. Are you gonna hang out with any of your friends when you're here? And I said, yeah, I'm probably gonna see some of my friends. Oh, oh, okay. Why? Are you gonna hang out with me? Yes, I will be hanging out with you. Oh, okay. Well, how much time are we gonna be spending with your friends versus how much time are you gonna be spending with me? And I'm like, I don't know. I know that. I do wanna see. I'm from Atlanta, so I want to see people that I know. Oh, okay. Okay. You and your little ocean friend going

[Monet X Change]

to be hanging out. Ocean friend?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I might see ocean Kelly. That's the one with the blue hair. Yes. Oh, okay. Okay. Because last time you was here, you hung out with your friends. I said, but I was hung out with you. Oh, no, no. Okay. But it's literally just that back and forth. And I'm like, this is wild.

[Monet X Change]

All right, we had to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As our last goodbye, we're going to answer this question in perfect unison. Do we want to make this into a two part episode or do we want to switch topics?

[Monet X Change]

I think we can make a two part episode. This is. I think it's getting some really fun stuff. So stay tuned to part two of the Relationship for the last part of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to answer this question in perfect harmony.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be? I would change

[Monet X Change]

my parent. Single.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Single. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I guess not. No, I was happy with how I was raised. I meant like I was trying to. Ma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Monet forced me into saying that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? I would change nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Ma, that was Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I would say nothing. I'm very happy with how I was raised. I happy I had a loving adoptive parent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. All right, bye, everyone.

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