The One About Farming

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – “The One About Farming”

Date: December 6, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this lively and hilarious episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change riff on everything from farming and survival to grocery store habits, favorite comfort foods, pet peeves about language, and their ongoing (and very competitive) friendship dynamics. The conversation is a wild ride through personal anecdotes, pop culture references, offbeat debates, and plenty of shade—showcasing the duo’s signature chemistry and quick wit.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Musicals, Microplastics, and Anal Hygiene (01:08–04:43)

• The show kicks off with banter about bringing up musicals, with Bob accusing Monét of being the instigator.
• Monét discusses issues with a cheap douche product, leading to a humorous aside on microplastics and butt health.
• Candid discussion about straight people and douching leads Bob to ponder:

  “Would you jerk off a friend if their arms were broken?” (Bob, 03:31)
  Both hash out lines of friendship, care, and sexual boundaries in increasingly absurd “stranded” scenarios.

Dry Spells and Hypotheticals (05:23–08:17)

• A frank discussion about how long each host has gone without sex; Bob admits to over a year, Monét’s longest stretch is a month since age 18.
• Bob quizzes Monét: Would you “bro job” a friend on a desert island?
• Bob spins a true story about Tongan boys surviving 15 months on a desert island, segueing into resourcefulness and psychological survival.

Extreme Survival & “Survivor” Contestants (10:01–14:08)

• Jacob (producer) lays out details of the Tongan boys’ survival:

  “They drank blood from seabirds when they did not have enough water.” (Jacob & Bob, 10:01)

• Bob and Monét riff on "Survivor," discussing its hardships and legendary players like Tony, Boston Rob, and Caroline.
• Bob is adamant about never wanting to go on the show:

  "It's not I'm afraid. It just doesn't seem like something I want to do. ... You're playing psychological mind games the whole time." (Bob, 11:29)

The Changing Music Industry Debate (14:15–15:34)

• The hosts discuss a Beyoncé clip about the decline of “bodies of work” in music.
• Bob disagrees with Beyoncé:

  “I think there's lots of people making remarkable bodies of work. ... Kendrick Lamar makes remarkable bodies of work.” (Bob, 14:38)

• Brief talk of Drake’s lawsuit over alleged streaming numbers inflation.

Shifting to the Farm Life (17:27–20:13)

• Monét asks about farm experiences. Bob, raised in Georgia, has been to several farms and even rodeos (including in drag).
• Monét contrasts her city upbringing but recalls childhood visits to her dad’s agricultural job in St. Lucia. She admits:

  “Farming just seems so far removed from anything I would ever really be a part of in my life. But that shit looks like hard fucking work.” (Monét, 18:10)

• Bob teaches about the dangers of grain silos.

Demolition, Skyscrapers, and Urban Life (20:13–23:41)

• They discuss building demolitions and the “science” behind it in New York vs. the South—Monét making tongue-in-cheek claims about NYC’s superiority.
• Fun debate about the layouts of Atlanta vs. New York, playing up stereotypes.

Favorite Farm Products & Food Fads (24:06–25:33)

• The conversation turns to foods they consume that come from farming—eggs and wheat being at the top for both.
• Bob reveals a TikTok-inspired method for shaping boiled eggs into cubes.

The Infamous Gift-Giving Incident (25:17–26:59)

• Classic Sibling Rivalry moment: Monét brings up Christmas gifts, leading to a story about why they no longer exchange presents.

• “It got nasty. … Cause it got nasty. Yeah, very publicly, actually.” (Bob, 25:56)

  • Ongoing mystery about "the sweater" incident and why their friendship is strictly gift-free.

Farmers Markets and Food Habits (27:13–31:44)

• Monét says she’s never truly “indulged” in a farmers market; Bob schools her on the variety found there, including knife sharpening and bulk candy.
• They swap stories about their grocery habits: Bob shops infrequently (“once every three months”), Monét is a weekly Target devotee.
• Bob:

  “I don’t keep groceries in the house.” (Bob, 31:08)

Air Fryers, Bread, and Homemade Food (34:09–38:45)

• Monét details her routine for making air-fried everything bagel–seasoned chicken wings.
• Huge debate: Is making food at home superior, or is Uber Eats/fast food better? Bob is solidly in the takeout camp:

  "This just sounds so much less ... desirable than just ... picking up my Uber Eats and just ordering food." (Bob, 38:04)

• They break down the rising cost of fast food and how grocery prices have spiked.

Comfort Food Memories – Frozen Pizzas and Hot Pockets (40:24–44:45)

• The hosts get nostalgic about their favorite frozen pizzas (Monét: Celeste, Bob: Red Baron, anti-DiGiorno), and childhood after-school snacks.
• Both agree that “Lean Pockets and Veggie Pockets are bullshit.” (Monét, 44:39)
• Pepperoni reigns, though Monét is a Philly cheesesteak Hot Pocket fan.

Deep Fried Experiments & NY Pizza Spots (45:20–47:44)

• Bob shares his NYC “deep fry anything” adventures, including peanut butter & jelly sandwiches (not recommended).
• Reminiscing about famed pizza haunts: Mama’s Pizzeria, Coronet Pizza, and their juicing days at West Side Market.

Language Pet Peeves and New “Words” (52:02–55:09)

• Lighthearted debate about words like “comfortability” vs. “comfortableness” and whether “conversate” should be a word.
• Jacob fact-checks:

  “Conversate is a word now. So what's up?” (Monét, 54:26)

The Sibling Rivalry Workout Challenge (56:35–63:54)

• The hosts ignite a (mock) war about who is stronger, debating everything from pull-ups to cooking skills.
• Bob claims:

  “There has never been a single point in our friendship where you have ever been stronger than me.” (Bob, 57:22)

• Monét insists she’s stronger now, demanding a gym showdown.
• Their competitiveness peaks, complete with accusations of Trump-like denial and fiddling with texts to “cheat” in their rivalry.

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Notable Quotes

• “You're playing psychological mind games the whole time.” – Bob (00:58, on Survivor)
• “Blood from seabirds like seagulls ... The blood. Can you. Are you getting nutrients from that?” – Monét & Bob (10:08)
• “Farming just seems so far removed from anything I would ever really be a part of in my life. But that shit looks like hard fucking work.” – Monét (18:10)
• “It got nasty ... Cause it got nasty. Yeah, very publicly, actually.” – Bob (25:56, on their gift ban)
• "This just sounds so much less desirable than just picking up my Uber Eats ... and just ordering food." – Bob (38:04)
• “Lean Pockets and Veggie Pockets are bullshit.” – Monét (44:39)
• “There has never been a single point in our friendship where you have ever been stronger than me.” – Bob (57:22)

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Timestamp Guide to Major Segments

• Butt Hygiene & Friendship Limits: 02:00–04:43
• Deserted Island Survival Chat: 07:17–10:01
• Survivor Show / Psyche Games / Tony & Boston Rob: 11:00–12:53
• Talk of Bob’s Book & Music Industry: 13:05–15:20
• Farm Experiences & Silo Dangers: 17:27–20:13
• NY vs. ATL Demolition & Skyscrapers: 20:13–23:41
• Farm Products & Cube Eggs: 24:06–25:33
• Gift-Giving Incident: 25:17–26:59
• Farmers Markets & Grocery Habits: 27:13–31:44
• Cooking, Air Fryer, and Food Costs: 34:09–38:45
• Frozen Food Nostalgia & Pizza: 40:24–43:23
• Hot Pockets & Deep Frying: 44:17–46:32
• Language Pet Peeves: 52:02–54:35
• Strength Debate & Trump Comparisons: 56:35–63:54

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Memorable Moments

• The gift-giving saga: “It got nasty ... very publicly.” (25:56)
• Details about the Tongan boys drinking seabird blood to survive. (10:01)
• Bob’s stories about deep-frying anything at a New York pizza place. (46:10)
• The competitive back-and-forth about who is physically stronger, culminating in “You are the Trump of this podcast.” (64:01)

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Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates the crux of Sibling Rivalry: side-splitting banter, honest confessions, tongue-in-cheek arguments, and endearing storytelling. They take a topic as pastoral as “farming” and turn it into a springboard for everything from desert island dilemmas to deep-fried candy bars, all while zeroing in on the universal quirks of food, friendship, and competition.
For fans old and new, this episode is classic Monét and Bob—funny, fearless, and full of surprises.

Transcript

[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, we drink the blood of seabirds, we talk about living that farm life, and we find out what made Bob say. Say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're playing psychological mind games the whole time. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

It got nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So right before we started recording, Jacob was like, oh, this is slowly becoming a musical podcast. And Monet was like, yeah. And we can't. I want to be clear. You brought up Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I know. And I'm saying we can't, but then stop bringing up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the one bringing up musicals.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay?

[Monet X Change]

I bring up musicals all the time, Bob. I don't even know a lot of musicals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You brought up. You brought up. You brought up this one, didn't you? No one's forcing you to. We can't. No one's forcing you to talk about musicals. This is of your own volition. Of your own volition. On your own accord.

[Monet X Change]

It looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On your own Honda Accord, it looks.

[Monet X Change]

It looks like you have one of those, like, very 2000s tattoos on your hand. The one the guys. The one guys get with two bars, like, the two lines. But it's just your microphone stand. Yeah. No, it's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My actual.

[Monet X Change]

I bought a new douchebag the other day. And what's so annoying is, like, the plastic is, like, so cheap, so when you like using it for its intended

[Bob the Drag Queen]

purpose, you have microplastics in your butthole, probably. Yeah. You're butt chugging microplastics.

[Monet X Change]

No, but it's like. It's like, so flopsy. Other attachments, which I don't use, but the black attachment, that is so flopsy. Like, you're trying to, like, insert it, and it's, like, basically doing this and, like, what to put. It's like a whole thing. I'm so annoyed. I need to get like, maybe I just bought a cheap one. But it wasn't. I mean, it was $10.

[Jacob]

Oh, I'm gonna send you a great one on Amazon right now.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Jacob. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't ask me for recommendations.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you don't use douches. I douche for what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For freshness. For quality of life.

[Monet X Change]

You're douching for fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know how to douche, Monet. This may shock you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I will say so. It was a period of my life when I first started doing butt stuff when I was over douching. So for. For those who. Well, which I found out, some straight lady friends with boyfriends, when they try butt stuff, they don't ever douche. I'm like, I'm sorry, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, yeah, maybe there's just that one.

[Monet X Change]

No, because it's like, about three of them now. Interesting. And I'm like, so when y' all do anal, you don't douche? And I'm like, no. I'm like, is there ever. Like, is there. Is there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is everybody on the playground?

[Monet X Change]

And they're like, nope. I'm like, how.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thanks, Madam Usil.

[Monet X Change]

And they're like, yeah. Like, no, I don't. I don't. I don't have to douche. I'm like, it's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because he takes pure for men.

[Monet X Change]

So stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, would you jerk off a friend if their arms were broken?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's the service I provide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wouldn't do that for a friend in need?

[Monet X Change]

No. Okay. Would you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Depending on the friend was then maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, scenario. Marvin breaks his arms in a freak accident and he needs to jerk up. Would you jerk up Marvin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Marvin and I are really close enough, but.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he has a clothes for anyone to be jerking them off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, if you're asking me to do this, I assume it's because you feel like we're close. If you're asking me to jerk you off, but not because you want something sexual, but because you're like, my arms are broken and I can't. I literally can't do it for myself. Like, I wouldn't do it for you because you have someone in your house who could jerk you off, but there's someone there.

[Monet X Change]

I wouldn't ask you. I would ask out of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying, if you did, I'd be like, there's literally someone in your house who could jerk you off. I mean, his hands are kind of rough, but he's right there. Your shit's gonna be Smooth as. Like a pumice stone rubbing a pumice on your dick. But you have someone there for that. But I feel like Marvin and I are really close enough to be. I mean, we're close, but not close enough to ask me to jerk him off because his arms are broken. But if we're on, like, if we were, like, in the woods and we were, like, trapped in the woods, and he was like, and my arms are broken, I'd be like, well, I don't want you to not have anything. That'd be crazy. Like, if you and I were trapped in the woods and your arms were both broken, and you're like, well, you get a jerk off every night. I would oblige you. Otherwise, you just literally. You don't get to. You don't get to come.

[Monet X Change]

Now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That'd be crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I could go when I get out the woods, if I find it somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We might not get out of the woods. What if we're there for a month and your arms are both broken?

[Monet X Change]

I've gone a month without having sex, and I was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, then you're good. You never asked, so we wouldn't have to worry about it.

[Monet X Change]

What is in your adult life, what is the longest you've gone without sex?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Without sex?

[Monet X Change]

Without having sex?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, over a year.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Having sex. You do? That's how you went a year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't have any sex over a year for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Easily since 18. I don't think there's gone. There's been. I think the longest I went was a month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I certainly have. I've definitely had long dry spells.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was still, like, jerking off, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And that time I would jerk off, but I'm so, like, not with sex, like another person. I think the longest since I've become 18 is a month. Maybe a month. Like, a month is like, the most

[Bob the Drag Queen]

time I did not share that experience with you. Wow. That means. Would you blow a friend who. What'd you say to that? What?

[Monet X Change]

Who didn't have a mouth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you say? Did that make me a what person? What'd you say?

[Monet X Change]

A bad person. I'm just being silly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was, like, having sex. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Would I blow a friend that didn't have a mouth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Like, you and a friend are on a desert island, and they're like, I would like a. You're not attracted to them, but they want a blow job?

[Monet X Change]

No, I couldn't blow suck someone's dick. I wasn't super attracted or not to or wasn't like, into it sexually. Like that. That wouldn't work for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would do it.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would give a bro job to someone who.

[Monet X Change]

A bro job or a blow job. Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a bro job. It's like. We're just buddies. I'm just sucking you off. It's just a bro job.

[Monet X Change]

No, I also. But you. But you're comfortable with having sex with friends. I couldn't have sex with a friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're on the desert island. You're not getting off this island, Monet. You're not getting off. No one's coming to get you.

[Monet X Change]

That's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you right now, no one's coming. There is no one coming.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, neither of us will come either. Ain't nobody coming, and none of us coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you know that no one's coming. You're like, we're both just. We're both. We don't. We don't do that now.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. There are these. There were these. These. These guys from Tonga who got swept away in a storm because they stole this guy's boat and they ended up on a. On an island. On a desert island for, like, over 100 days.

[Monet X Change]

100 days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it might have been a

[Monet X Change]

year, three and a half months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It might have been a year, actually. I can't remember the story. But they. They ended up on this island. Then. Then they got found after being stuck on this island for maybe a year. I can't remember the exact amount of time. Jacob, can you look it up? Boys from Tonga, swept away on island or something like that. And they. They were on this island for, like, a really long time. That's kind of crazy.

[Monet X Change]

On a remote island. That sounds wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm sure they thought they were never going to make it off.

[Jacob]

Yes. It was 15 months, so a little over a year.

[Monet X Change]

And they were brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were just friends.

[Monet X Change]

How many of them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think like five or three.

[Jacob]

Six.

[Monet X Change]

Six of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus Christ. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How can you mute Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't. Being stuck somewhere remote for that long, that would. Again, like, when you're there, you don't have a choice or you have to deal with it. I would fucking go crazy. I would lose my mind, I think. But I say that. But then when you're confronted with the thing you have to do with it, you don't. Because obviously, these guys. Maybe there's some psychological stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me, Nick, Mateo, Naomi, Kimchi, desert island. You're celibate. The whole time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. We have bigger things to worry about. Probably food. Like all the things that we have to worry about. Like we're not. I'm not thinking about sex. Sex is about the last thing I'm thinking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, after 15 months we've figured out a system.

[Monet X Change]

We think so, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course we have. We built ourselves a home. We have set up nets to catch fish.

[Monet X Change]

I think you're thinking best scenario, girl, we bugs. I think you're thinking best case scenario. Like no, I don't think it's that easy. I think when you the guys did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If six fucking high school boys can fucking build a can survive 15 months, I think I can. But I had five friends.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, maybe they had skills. They're probably straight boys. We're fucking six faggots. What the fuck are we going to do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I were on a desert island, I would not be like, I would not be like living my life, but I would make it as long as I can have access to fish and animals and fire and how are we catching fish?

[Jacob]

They were desperate for food and water, but after a while they encountered the ruins of a village on the island's volcanic crater. Following a two day climb, they lived in the remains of this village, surviving on feral chickens, wild taro and bananas. And they captured rainwater for drinking and hollowed out tree trunks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

And they drank blood from seabirds when they didn't. They drank blood from seabirds when they did not have enough water.

[Monet X Change]

Blood from seabirds like seagulls and I

[Jacob]

assume a variety of other birds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, pelicans.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, the blood. Can you. Are you getting nutrients from that? Like how.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you want to go on Survivor. You know when you go on Survivor they give you like a bag of rice, a little. They're not, they're not catering meals to you.

[Monet X Change]

You literally have to find water though. There's water, there's rice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to find your own food.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I know, I know how survival works. But you also can win fishing gear so you have like a spearfish so you can like catch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you think you'd win gear. You can keep going and slaying.

[Monet X Change]

I would, I would kill Survivor. You know Jon Favreau was on. Not Jon Favreau, Jon, the show. Love it or leave it. John Lovett, he was on this past season. First out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, I know I, I mean I know some Survivor girlies.

[Monet X Change]

You do know some Survivor girlies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And they were like, it is rough. I was like, I would never do that show. I would Never, ever in a million years do that show.

[Monet X Change]

Why? Like, why. Why are you afraid of this? Why? Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not I'm afraid. It just doesn't. It doesn't. Like, it doesn't seem like something I want to do. Like, they're all, like. We all have fungus growing on our bodies. All of us leave, like 30 pounds lighter. Our hair falls out.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone's sick.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone. You're not to worry about that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But everyone's sick. You like, they're like, it's not. There's no luxury in it. And when I say luxury, there's not even, like, bare necessities involved in it. And you're playing psychological mind games the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

Well, especially when you was with Tony. Tony was a. Tony was a terrorist on that show. Tony was wild. Hiding in bushes, making a spy shack. Tony was. And a monster, which he won twice. So I didn't know any of this

[Bob the Drag Queen]

about Tony when I. When I met him, but maybe. Maybe me and Tony were mortal enemies and maybe we were best buddies and maybe we never spoke once. What do you think happened with me and Tony?

[Monet X Change]

I think. I think that you would like Tony because Tony is a player, and I feel like that you like. I feel like you'd want to play the game and Tony, Tony is playing the game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think we got along?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about Boston Rob? What do you think? What do you think happened? Me and Boston Rob?

[Monet X Change]

Boston Rob is crazy on the show.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

He.

[Monet X Change]

In one of his seasons, Bob, he made the entire. His entire tribe. They, like, pray, they, like, worshiped him. They were like. They were afraid to do anything that Boston Rob did not approve. He was like, literally the Mafia boss of his tribe. And I don't think you like this type of personality because you don't like. I mean, because that is your personality.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what about Caroline?

[Monet X Change]

Caroline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think those are all the Survivor people. I think.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Caroline is kooky, she's fun. You love her, she's sober. She said it on the show. It was literally her thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

And then. So I think Caroline, I think you like Caroline. She's kooky, she's fun. I think Caroline's a good time girl. And I think that you get along with Caroline.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

read the drag Queen. Have something live in concert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

So what do you people do for your life date?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're all redirected from my site. So if you go to bobthradradqueen.com, you can click like book the click says book the drag queen. You just click that link.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen a clip of Beyonce talking about how the music industry has changed? Like, no one don't. People don't. People don't. This is an old clip, by the way, that people don't make bodies of work anymore. People are just interested in like a single play that out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I disagree with that. I saw the clip and I. And I disagree. There's lots of people, there are lots of people making remarkable bodies of work.

[Monet X Change]

I think she's being a little, a little hyperbolic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still disagree with it. I think there are a lot of people making remarkable bodies of work. To be honest. Like I, it's low key. Like no one is low key. Giving Kim Kardashian. No one wants to work these days. I think there's. I think there's lots of people doing a lot of body's work. And I think that people have been releasing singles for a really long time. I think there have been lots of people who have just been making one hit and there have been lots of people who are making albums for, for a really long time. Again, like Kendrick. Kendrick Lamar makes remarkable bodies of work.

[Monet X Change]

I want to talk about gnx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Adele makes remarkable bodies of work. Even Drake makes really good bodies of work. I think that this is just one that I'll name it off the top of my head.

[Monet X Change]

You know, bitch, have you heard about Jake suing Drake?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drake Suing Spotify?

[Monet X Change]

Not suing Spotify. It's the record company that he's doing Spotify too because of Not Like Us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's saying that Spotify boosted Not Like Us streams to make it look more successful than it was.

[Monet X Change]

They're saying the label did that? Well, I guess through via Spotify and other streaming services. But yeah, Drake is suing, which is crazy because he's under the same record label.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's his name makes great buys at work. What's that fucking rapper's name?

[Monet X Change]

Jay Z. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, yeah, Jay Z. Yeah, obviously Jay Z. What's the guy. He's the one who apologized to Kendrick Lamar.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, J. Cole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. Cole makes great bodies of work.

[Monet X Change]

J. Cole's so cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think there's. I mean, I don't know how long ago. I don't exactly know when that moment was, but it's low key. Like a. Like a very much back in my

[Monet X Change]

day take Back in my day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Well, let's take a break and we'll talk more about Queen Carter. Honey,

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts.

[Monet X Change]

And we are back. Have you ever been to a farm?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, from Georgia. Of course I've been to a farm.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I don't know. Bitch. Have you been to a rodeo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we don't. I've never been one in Georgia. I've been one in Texas. I've been to maybe like two in Texas.

[Monet X Change]

I like to go to a rodeo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's an episode of We're Here where I'm at a rodeo in full drags.

[Monet X Change]

True. That is true. You did go to rodeo and drag Oh, I mean, okay. Not interact like as a. As a normal civil citizen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. I've been rodeos before.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when I went, I said, this actually is my first time at rodeo.

[Monet X Change]

I went to some farms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've only been twice, though.

[Monet X Change]

To Fort Osworth? Yeah. I've only been to farms in Iceland. I don't think I've ever been on a farm. Well, that's not true. My dad and my dad in St. Lucia, he works for the Department of Agriculture there for a little while. My dad did a lot of, like, things around agriculture and livestock and things for a long time in St. Lucia. And I would sometimes go and do be there with him at work. But in my adult life, no, I've never been to a farm. And I think it just feels like farms are so far removed from my life and how I operate and things. Because I receive a lot of benefits from farming, obviously, because I consume a lot of food, but I'm not really engaged or tapped into. Besides, when I see viral TikTok accounts or some. Or Joey or some farming person that has a viral account, and you see the work that it takes, and again, you give them a glimpse in it when they do a little. A day in the life of me as a farmer, but farming just seems so far removed from anything I would ever really be a part of in my life. But that shit looks like hard fucking work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, silos are really dangerous. Like, they're very, very dangerous.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know that. Are you watching the show Silo right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't know there was a show called Silo. Got it. But if you fall into a silo, you're. You're. Baby. It's like getting caught in aerated water. You're not getting out.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what's. What's in a silo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feed usually hay. It's just like a big, giant storage container.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wheat.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. Grain that has formed bridges or cliffs. Wait, Jake, can you zoom out a little bit? A silo is a grain that has formed. Or is this a definition of silo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, a silo is the container.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. But what. Jacob, what are you reading to us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you get trapped. Why? Silos are dangerous.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Grain that has formed bridges or cliffs may collapse on a person or sometimes completely covering the person in a silo. Interesting. So silo, y'. All. It's like those big things. Like, normally by barns or farms. You see those big tall things. Apparently it has a lot of feet in it. I didn't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they can fall over, too. Cause a lot of silos are kind of old. They don't always fall over. Obviously, there's, you know, standards that you have to meet for your silos, but an old silo can just fall over. You've seen the footage of a silo falling over. Oh, it's scary.

[Monet X Change]

No. What now? Where are you seeing silos falling over?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At the Internet. I've never seen it in real life. Like, have you ever seen a building be demolished in New York City?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I've walked by them. Currently in demolition, but not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean currently? Like, currently being demolished.

[Monet X Change]

When you pack up and they have all the things up and you look through the little squares they put. So you can see. You can see. See them, like, demolishing the building and stuff. You can see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, like, watch the building collapse. Like, watch the building implode.

[Monet X Change]

No, I've never seen that. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is crazy. I've walked by several buildings. They're like, oh, shit. There used to be a building here. Like, like, literally tomorrow. Like, oh, my God. There was a. There was a giant building here yesterday. I mean, they do them all early in the morning and they advertise during.

[Monet X Change]

At night, and apparently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they do them in the morning. You can't do them at night.

[Monet X Change]

All right. Because you can't. Between 7. Between 8pm and 7am they do them,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, first thing in the morning. Like, as soon as it's like, I think seven or six, they're like, boom. Destroy the building. And you can, like, gather around and watch them. And I've seen them on the Internet. They fall in on themselves. And they do it in a way where basically nothing even makes it to the street. Interesting. It can't even. Maybe a little dust, but not a rock. It just all stays in that little wall. And you just see the whole building just collapse on itself, really. And the buildings next door don't even get hurt. Sometimes they don't even evacuate the buildings next door.

[Monet X Change]

How have they figured out the science? I mean, obviously, there's clearly a science behind it, but New York, you, New York, we're such a great and brilliant and prosperous and thriving and fierce. What a great place to be from. I'm so proud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that New York figured out how to demolish buildings. That's an interesting claim that isn't substantiated.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't say New York discovered the science. I said New York. Obviously, we do it and we do it. We doing it and we doing it, and we doing It. Well, like a lot of things we do in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how do you know that's attributed to, like, New York? Like that could be from.

[Monet X Change]

Cause that's where it's done. We're demolishing business buildings and we do it well. They're doing bad, we're doing well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okie dokie. You know, in other places, they don't. They don't. I don't know where they. How they figured out how to demolish building. It may have been created in New York. The current system for demolishing buildings may very well have been done in New York City. Who knows? But they demolished buildings in Tokyo, in Chicago, even in Atlanta. They'll knock down a building.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I will say, in places that are densely populated, you obviously, I think that propelled the science. But to find, like, finding ways to do it, to do it safely and not to damage the things around them. Whereas in Atlanta. But y' all just. Or in Texas, y' all have miles and miles of nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think skyscrapers are in the middle of fields in Atlanta?

[Monet X Change]

No, but they're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want you to. I want you to tell me if you think buildings are just in the middle of fields in Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

Fields, fields, fields. Okay, there we go. Like Mrs. Fields. Cookies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mrs. Fields. Yeah, but the buildings in Atlanta, this may shock you are next to buildings. They are. That is crazy to think about. But they are. They're right next to buildings, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

They are, Blanche. They are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes I don't know what you think Atlanta is. Sometimes I'd be like, what does this bitch think is going on in Atlanta? What. What does this think happens in atl? Shorty.

[Monet X Change]

Atlanta. I love. I love when people from Atlanta say Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me say Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

No, but like the country. They were like Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't say like that. I say Atlanta.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome to Atlanta. How do you say Atlanta?

[Monet X Change]

Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Atlanta is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Atlanta. Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Atlanta. Atlanta. Yeah. Atlanta, Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

What. What type of farmer product do you think that you consume the most? I think I'm an egg girl. Wheat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, because what. It's in bread. What. What. What else is wheaton?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. It just seems a grain. Yeah, I feel like I eat a lot of rice maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I think eggs. I love eggs. I love eggs. Put eggs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have any eggs. I saw this thing on Tick Tock today where you boil the egg and then you put it in this little shaper and your egg is now shaped like a square. It was so cute.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like you boil the egg and then you put it in this little thing, and then you kind of press it down. And then you leave it for, like, 15 minutes. And then when you take it out, the egg is shaped like a cube instead of like an egg. This is really cute.

[Monet X Change]

With the shell on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, without the shell. No shell.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That'd be cute for the deviled eggs. Then you don't have to, like. You don't have to cut the bottom. Oh, my God. That'd be so. Wait, what do you mean you don't

[Monet X Change]

have to cut the bottom? What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you have to cut the bottom of the double egg so it won't roll away. You have to. Like, when you boil the egg, you have to cut it in half. And then you cut the top and the bottom so the egg will sit up properly. Or you put it in some sort of. You make some of the whip and you nestle it in there, but this way, you could just put it on its side. How cute is that?

[Monet X Change]

That is cute. Can you get me that for Christmas? Well, we never exchange Christmas gifts, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've literally had this conversation multiple times.

[Monet X Change]

There's a reason why we don't. Can you acknowledge I wanted to change it? But you don't ever wan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. We have exchanged Christmas gifts, and it got nasty, and that's why we don't do it anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Wait. It did. Wait. Okay. I'm not doing a bit. It got nasty, and if you don't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

remember, then I can't tell you.

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob, tell me. I don't remember this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll have to do your own research. But there's a reason why you and I don't get each other gifts. In general, we don't get each other gifts at all. We don't get each other Christmas gifts. We don't get each other birthday gifts. We don't buy each other gifts at all. We don't buy gifts for each other.

[Monet X Change]

Cause it got nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause it got nasty. Yeah, very publicly, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Is it cause of the sweater?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

The sweater was not a Christmas gift.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said it was a gift. We don't do gifts at all. We don't do any kind of gifts. We do not get each other birthday gifts. Have you ever got a birthday gift? Yes. You did get a gift from me once, and I got a gift from you once, and I still wear my gift, and I use it, and it's been used multiple times.

[Monet X Change]

It got nasty. The sweater. Talk about the sweater. It has to be the sweater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm not buying you any more gifts. And I think our friendship has been sustained without the gifts. So, no, I will not be buying you gifts. You'll be all right.

[Monet X Change]

Well, what if I show up with gifts for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can give me gifts. I act right when I get gifts. But I'm not asking you for any gifts. You don't have to give me any gifts. You don't have to give me gifts for me to want to be your friend. But if you want. But if you want to get me a gift, I'll accept them for sure.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I hate when you're weirdly calm like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why am I weirdly calm?

[Monet X Change]

You're like, because I don't want to have a gift. But if you want to get a gift, you can give me a gift.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is very metered, a very metered reaction.

[Monet X Change]

I feel one thing I've never also. I've also never indulged in is a farmer's market. Because I feel like, well, I mean, I'll go to a farmer's market and, like, get things that day, right? Because they have, like, fresh baked goods or whatever. But I feel like I'm never home long enough to warrant farm, because farm, farmers market, shit is fresh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm like, farmers markets are more than just farm than. More than just produce and. And meat as well. You can. If you ever need your knives sharpened, there's always someone at the farmer's market who will sharpen your knives. Always.

[Monet X Change]

Didn't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to buy wholesale candy at the farmer's market.

[Monet X Change]

Wholesale candy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like a. Like the boxes you see, like, when you go to the. To the gas station and all the Snickers are in that big box. Mm. I buy that whole box.

[Monet X Change]

You just. You just reminded me I. I've been one of my favorite candy, and I forgot, and you just remind me to get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your favorite candy?

[Monet X Change]

Apple heads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The. The caramel apple lollipops.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. Like, you know, like, lemon heads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. But apple flavor.

[Monet X Change]

Apple green. What color apple?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Green apple, I'm assuming.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was. I have this hookup who has, like, so many apple heads in his house. I mean, lemon heads in his house. Like, so many of them. Like, he. They. They ended up getting this. This. This. They got this, like, coup. They're like. They're really into couponing, and they have, like, so much candy. It's, like, wild, like, mountains of candy. And whenever you go, they're like, take candy.

[Monet X Change]

That's like, Kim. Kim always Has a bunch of stuff you can take at her house. Kim's house is like a fucking gift exchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whenever they were like, oh, yeah. It's really like, I have so much of this, it's insane. Like, you don't even know. I can't possibly eat all this. I take it to parties, I take it to work, I take it everywhere. I just really love couponing.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I used to buy Apple Head on Amazon all the time, and now you can't get them anymore. I had it on like a subscription service, and now you can't get them anymore. Why is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe go to the website. Maybe Apple Head will sell them.

[Monet X Change]

But they have Lemonheads.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe they don't sell Apple Heads anymore. Oh, no. Maybe your favorite candy's dun dun, dun, dun dun.

[Monet X Change]

You know what's really annoying to me? When you do as a makeup product you love using, and you use it all the time and it gets discontinued. That shit pisses me off. The powder that I love to use, it just got discontinued. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was me the last. I used to wear this one lash from Sugarpill, and they just stopped making it. I don't even remember the name of it anymore. It was my favorite lash. And now they don't even make it anymore.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, the truth is, you just move on and you figure out whatever, but it's just annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, move on.

[Monet X Change]

You move on. You move on, Blanche. You move on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you are, Blanche. You are in that wheelchair, which, again, is just crazy to say to someone like, diabolical, as the kids say.

[Monet X Change]

Do you. Do you instacart your groceries? You look like an instacarter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't go grocery shopping, but when

[Monet X Change]

you need a grocery thing item, you don't ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go to the grocery store.

[Monet X Change]

Right. But you seem like. You'd seem like you'd be instacarter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not. I. Whenever I have any groceries, I go to the grocery store and I drive to there and I drive my groceries home.

[Monet X Change]

I like driving, too. I love the autonomy of driving. Like, I. I really enjoy driving. I used to drive to New York. I drive here in la. I just love being able to drive. I love driving like myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm not going to the grocery store because of my love for driving, although I do love driving. It's because I don't really know what I need. And what if I want something that I see, but I didn't know I needed it? I'm like, oh, yeah. Or I Didn't know I wanted. Oh, yeah, and that. Oh, and that. Oh, yeah, that too. So I like to be able to walk through. And I'm also just not going to the grocery store frequently enough to be instacart or like setting up a delivery service. Like, I just don't. I just don't go that often to need. I go to the grocery store like once every like three months. Maybe less than that.

[Monet X Change]

What? Once every three months is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't keep groceries in the house.

[Monet X Change]

I'm in Target when I'm home. Like every. At least one. Every time I'm home at least once. I love a Target. A Target is in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How often is that? You didn't give us a time frame.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I don't know. I'm gonna be home for all of December. I'm probably gonna go to Target at least four times once a week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So like once a week you're saying?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, roughly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I go to the grocery store more now that Camion lives with us, but before that, once every three months, and that's maybe I can go five, six months without going to the grocery store.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I don't keep. I don't keep. I don't keep food in the house.

[Monet X Change]

This woman on Love is blind Hannah. Actually, let's take a break. I'll tell you more about him. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob did not sanction that break. Now you calling your own shots. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob sanction 50 minutes either, Jacob. Jacob said, I'm. I'm busy, Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, Jacob left the podcast. He ain't listen us no more. This woman, that would have been a great time to chime in and say, no, I'm here.

[Jacob]

No, I'm here.

[Monet X Change]

This one in love is mine. Hannah. People gagged at her because she goes grocery shopping for herself a week and she spends $300. And I'm like, I mean, I guess that's a Lot. But I can write, like, between, like, getting, like, cereal, milk, some snacks. I like some. Some. Some sp. Some soda water, and like, stuff like that. Like, these days, $300 is not crazy at. That's how expensive groceries are, though. Like, I don't think $300 is that crazy to spend on groceries a week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't even know how much groceries cost because of how infrequently I go. And usually Jacob buys our groceries. And I'm using the term groceries very loosely. So if there are eggs in the fridge, which there usually aren't, but the seltzer water, the Coke Zero, and the iced coffee is usually what's in our fridge. And maybe some leftovers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What's for me? I'll get chobani blueberry. Blueberry yogurt. I get the four pack.

[Jacob]

I get

[Monet X Change]

two four packs. So eight yogurts I'll get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How'd you get a tub?

[Monet X Change]

I don't like the tub. Cause they don't make the blueberry in the tub. And also individually, so I can grab it to go if I'm rushing somewhere. I'll take a yogurt with me and a spoon and eat it in the car. That I get cold cuts of turkey. The Lionsgate ones. Sorry. The Apple farms ones. The nice organic. Which probably don't mean shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lionsgate, isn't it the.

[Monet X Change]

Not Lionsgate or Apple Farm. Applegate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The movie's making turkey cut cold cuts.

[Monet X Change]

It's like a clear thing. I'll get the honey ham. I'll get the roasted turkey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What brand of honey ham?

[Monet X Change]

That's the brand. It's like Apple Farms or something like that. I don't know the name of it. And then no cheese. I would get a packet. I'll have a thing of Ezekiel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't buy cheese.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'll get Ezekiel bread, which I put in the freezer. Because bread stays long in the freezer, bitch. You put some bread out in the world just to live on your counter. Bitch. After a week, it starts getting a mold on it. It's a wrap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're thawing your bread every time you eat it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Or I'll put it in the air fryer to heat up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are thawing your bread in the air fryer?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you want to eat now? If you want to just sandwich now.

[Monet X Change]

I put it in the air fryer to throw the bread out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And does it get toasted?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Or yes, I toast it, but just don't keep it as long it will just throw it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it soggy?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Ezekiel bread is the one that I don't. That I. I don't respect.

[Monet X Change]

I love Ezekiel bread. It's so good, you know? You don't respect it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't respect it.

[Monet X Change]

What does that mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see her. I don't recommend her.

[Monet X Change]

It's good for you. One slice of ezekiel bread has 70 calories, as opposed to a regular size. Like, even Dave's killer bread has, like, 160 calories a slice. That's double.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, less calories doesn't necessarily mean good for you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's. It's also. It's so made from grains. It's not made from gluten and wheat. So it's like. So the grains it has, like Ezekiel bread. It is healthy for you. It is healthy for you in a slice of oregano.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what. It sounds nasty.

[Monet X Change]

It tastes delicious, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also don't eat that much bread.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you don't eat coke. I don't understand what you eat, to be honest. We talk about it so many times, and you don't keep groceries in the house. You don't. What, nigga? What do you eat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today I had a harvest bowl from Sweetgreen, and I accidentally ordered two. I don't know if I ordered two, if they gave me two, but I don't remember hitting two. And I got the bag, and I was like, oh, shit, there's two.

[Monet X Change]

What's in a harvest bowl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sweet potatoes, chicken, kale, apples, goat cheese, And chicken. That's about it.

[Monet X Change]

You just did, like, the alien sound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no,

[Monet X Change]

it's not like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it just went.

[Monet X Change]

Just saw Alien Romulus, by the way. Really good movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Romulus.

[Monet X Change]

Alien Romulus. Yeah, it's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like horror movies?

[Monet X Change]

I do like horror movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep telling everyone that I want to watch Hereditary, but no one will watch it with me.

[Monet X Change]

I want to watch this, watch it together. I still.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy.

[Monet X Change]

Andy said it's good. I want to see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone says it's a great movie. I've never. I have never heard a bad thing about hereditary.

[Monet X Change]

So I guess we're not gonna have any. I mean, I'll be home for. I'm getting my. I'll be locked in my home for the next three, four weeks. So you can come over. You can watch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll be out of town till the 15th, so I'll be gone for two of those.

[Monet X Change]

All right, then. Don't fucking be my friend. Anyway, so I have that, and then I have mayonnaise. And mustard in the fridge. I'll just keep that. I don't know what I do. I'll buy six packets of turkey of chicken wings and I will clean them and season them and I bag them in bag in things of 12. So I have like about like five or six days of them. And what I would do is I put them in the air fryer, cook them on air fryer for at 375 degrees for 22 minutes, then flip them, cook them again for 10 minutes. Then I season it with everything bagel seasoning and some olive oil and you basically have everything bagel flavored wings. It's fucking delicious. It's not fried, it's air fried. So it's healthier for you. And that's what I'll have for dinner one night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This just sounds so much less interesting than or so much less what's what I'm looking for desirable than just picking up my ubereats and just ordering food.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you're going to come over, we're going to watch Hereditary. I'm going to make you that. You're going to gag at how good that shit tastes. It's so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I also don't like go crazy. Like I can eat food and be like, wow, this is so great. That being said, it is easier to order pot pies and I would just do that instead.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm offering to make you dinner, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, what I said was. You're not hearing what I'm saying. I would eat that and be like, wow, this is great. I'm not doing this. I will never do this. This is too much work. I'm going to just order Popeyes. It is like $6. It's like $6.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm going to savor Popeyes order and I'm going to. Cause no, because it's six dollars. No, Nick, what was you getting? One fucking biscuit. If you order a meal with the which is like something with whatever side you're looking at easily $11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also a lot of time Popeyes does 2 for 1 on Uber Eats too.

[Monet X Change]

And then you have to do the 19 fees Uber eats puts on your shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go pick up mine sometime too. I'll like me and Cayman will go over and pick it up. Y' all next to you say again?

[Monet X Change]

Is that Popeyes next to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a Popeye's. Yeah, there's a few Popeyes near me. So like right now. Okay, a number six classic boneless wings is $9.

[Jacob]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plus 10 and bone in is also $9. And if I want to get a combo. Oh, there's new flavors of wings. Uh oh. Uh, oh. If I want to get a combo, a five piece tender combo is.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

How much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My God.

[Monet X Change]

How much? $16.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

18.19.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, bitch. Food is getting. And I'm like, are we? And I'm like, so why not? See, like, when I was a kid, I was always begging my mom to, like, get food. She'd be like, no, nigga, we got food at home. You know? Thanks, Biden.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Imagine having, like, a fat. Imagine raising. I cannot imagine raising a little. A little Kevin Burton right now. I would be so irritated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I ate a lot as a kid. I don't think my eating a lot was as annoying as my crying a lot. I think the crying a lot was a lot harder than the eating a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I was never. I never was like, I'm. I mean, I would say I'm starving, but I was never actually starving. I've never been like. I. I mean, also, my mom would. There was just always food. There was always food around. My mother always kept food. So we was like. And also, we learned to cook for ourselves. Like, simple things like oven pizzas or bologna sandwiches or boiling hot dogs or making hamburgers. Hamburger Helper. So at a pretty young age, if I wanted Hamburger Helper, I would just make it myself. What?

[Monet X Change]

What? What? I think we talked about this before. I can't remember. What of what pizza brand did y' all like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Red. I prefer Red Baron pizzas.

[Monet X Change]

I was a Celeste girly. Celeste was fierce Celeste. Celeste was in that red box with a black thing with the white lettering. Celeste. Celeste Pizzas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Red Baron was in a black box with red lettering and this airplane and this guy with, like, a little scarf. I remember her giving fever. And you know what I do not like? If I go to your house, you have Digiorno's. I'm like, I'm not eating this shit. I'm not eating. I'm not eating a digiorno. I mean, I don't have one, but I will be upset, and I will not be happy. It does not taste like delivery. It does taste like digiorno, and it's not good.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like digiorno is for the bougie bitches. I mean, y' all must have some bougie bitches. DiGiorno was expensive. Celeste was like, five. Like, five. Five for $5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just didn't like how it tastes. I didn't I didn't, I didn't dislike because I thought it was cheap. I just didn't like. Because I didn't like the way it tastes.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm saying Celeste is expensive. I mean, I said Jordan is expensive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, we're on the same page. I said I don't dislike it because it doesn't taste expensive. I don't like it because I just don't like the way it tastes. Like, I, I just did not like. I did not prefer digiorno. I thought Red Baron was just a superior pizza. I also prefer my oven, my, my home cooked pieces to be thin crust. And the DiGiorno always came out doughy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for me, this is my after school. This was my after school order ready, I'll get home. And as soon as I got in, I would put the oven on to preheat it because I don't know what was on the oven. That bitch needs to be fucking cranked. It would take an hour to preheat. So as soon as I walked in, book bag on shoes, the oven on preheat to 350. I'd go upstairs, take myself off, da da, da, da da. Then come downstairs, get my beef patty, put the beef patty and the pizza in the oven at the same time, then take my beef patty out a little bit early. Cause I will take my beef patty, cut it open, put the cheese in that bitch, and then put it back in the oven so it can finish. So that the beef patty and the pizza can finish at the same time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I wanna the beef patties from the store or the beef patties from the freezer.

[Monet X Change]

From the freezer, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Tower, Isles, Island, Tower, whatever it was. And then so then I would put on Arthur or Zoom. And then I would have my warm beef patty with the melted cheddar cheese inside of and my Celeste pizza. And bitch, I was not cutting my pizza up in eighths, in quarters. Nothing, bitch. I was having the whole personal pan. I wanted to hold it and eat it like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So me and Justin would do a Red Baron cut in half. So. And we would cut, we'd each eat entire. Like, we would not cut each other. Justin would cut his. I would eat the half the pizza. But it was like a full pizza. It was like a full size pizza. But my after school order was always a Hot Pocket. I come home, I put in a Hot Pocket in the oven. Destroy my tongue, melt it off, first bite. Everything else tastes like nothing. Because you can't taste anything for the

[Monet X Change]

rest of the week. Because your taste Buds are singed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never learned my lesson once. Never. Not once. I learned my lesson never. Never. There are two settings for Hot Pocket. Literally frozen or literally fire. Nothing in between.

[Monet X Change]

One time I burned my. I burned my. The roof on my mouth so bad with a. With a. With a Hot Pocket. The skin on the top of my mouth was like peeling off. Cause I burned my shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you kept eating every bite.

[Monet X Change]

Finished shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Hot Pocket is the best flavor.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you know, that's where I was going. Okay. So for a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And why is it pepperoni pizza?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Then, bitch, you never open yourself up to the world of the Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pocket. That one. The Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pocket was next level. The provolone cheese. That fake provolone cheese was top terror bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we agree that Lean Pockets and Veggie pockets are bullshit.

[Monet X Change]

Bullshit. Do not ever eat that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, ham and cheese is not that girl.

[Monet X Change]

I liked her. She was good for a while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also don't like ham. I don't really like ham.

[Monet X Change]

Do you just not like pork?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like pork. I like sausage. Pepperoni pizza. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like ribs. I like bacon. I like rump roast, which is like

[Monet X Change]

the ass of a pig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the rump.

[Monet X Change]

When did you wanna. This was. And tell me if you know about this. When they had did some sneak shit and did the Meat Lovers Hot Pockets. You ever had those? It was like. It was only on the street for like six months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a Meatlover's Hot Pocket.

[Monet X Change]

That Meat Lovers Hot Pocket had the sausage, it had pepperoni, and it had ham. I used to fuck the meat lovers up. It was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo. Monet would go to my apartment.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would stop at Mama's Pizzeria, go downstairs, and Monet would bring up a pizza that was just. There was so much meat on this pizza, you couldn't even see the cheese. It was like.

[Monet X Change]

It was not that. He's not that dear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was y'.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you right now.

[Monet X Change]

I was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I remember gagging every time being like, this is just so much meat on a pizza. Like, I am blown away by how much meat is on this pizza. It was crazy. Every time I saw it, it was crazy. I was like, whoa. But I just used to go down to the same place. Cause they would deep fry anything I brought them.

[Monet X Change]

When you told me that, that changed my world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause they sold

[Monet X Change]

Zeppelies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zepolis. They would sell Zeppeli's. Then one day I was just like, Would you guys fry something else? And the guy was like, yeah. So for $2 or for a buck 50, you could bring him anything, any food from any place, and he would deep fry it for you. So I feel like I got them to start selling deep fried Oreos. I would bring them Oreos and then they started putting on their menu. I had him fry a Snickers bar. I had him fry.

[Monet X Change]

Was the Snickers bar good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had to freeze at first. You had to freeze it first.

[Monet X Change]

It was good because the heat would melt it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I had to bring him a frozen Snickers bar. He once fried me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which was not good.

[Monet X Change]

This is so Bob, too. Bob will like. Bob will test on his own. Like, I'm going to try everything that I can. As soon as.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I should have frozen the. I should have frozen the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I did not freeze it. I didn't freeze it. He once gave me a deep fried piece of pizza.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm buying our tickets before I forget.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They had great pizza, too. If they're still there. If Mama's Pizzeria is still there at 106 in Amsterdam. 10 out of 10 recommend that pizza. It was really, really good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Mama's Pizza was good. There's one in the Village, I think it's called Mama's 2. And I don't know if it's associated with Mama's Pizza, but no one compares

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to Coronet Pizza on 110 and Broadway, I think.

[Monet X Change]

So what's good, baby?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coronet, the one on 110 and Broadway specifically, is just so. I had it like maybe six months ago, and I was like. I was like, transported back in time.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know. Do you know every time me, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and Ms. Cracker sitting at Cornet Pizza, just eating giant slices of pizza, every

[Monet X Change]

time I think about Cornet or you bring up that area, I just think about the west side Market. And the memory that always comes to my mind is us juicing together at that time. How crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My contact photo for Monet is still a picture of her at west side Market to this day. My contact picture for Monet is her at the west side Market with a blonde kitty cat wig on and she has two pieces of tissue in her nose. You've seen this picture?

[Monet X Change]

I have before, yeah. I haven't seen it. I remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we put it on the screen?

[Monet X Change]

We put it on the screen. I don't care which, by the way, holiday. So that catsuit I have on that I got that catsuit from Pretty Girl or something in Harlem, and I gave that to Holly when I left New York City there back in the day, Holly still has that catsuit. I said, how does Holly still have that cat? So that shit is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your friend.

[Monet X Change]

That's just crazy. I was like, holly, that cat's a. How is it still holding on? Also, Holly's one of these people, though. She does. Her weight does not fluctuate. This bitch, she's going to be that girl forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, some people are just. It's usually. It's usually really skinny people. I saw. What's his name?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Furry Barback from Girl don't talk about.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, from Pieces. Austin.

[Monet X Change]

Austin?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

The music theater queen. He loves Ethel Merman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And his drag name is Ethel Fuhrman. He was on the cruise. Oh, work.

[Monet X Change]

How was he doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I looked up and I was like, man, that guy looks familiar. Anyway. And I was like, oh, my God, Austin, girl, what you doing up in here?

[Monet X Change]

And what did he say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he knew I was gonna be there, obviously. Cause I was on the bill, so he was not shocked to see me. He was like, hey, girl. I was like, oh, my God, Austin. My God, it's good to see you.

[Monet X Change]

I love Austin. I have fond memories of Austin. Austin's very. Austin's very witty. Very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very, very funny.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, did I bet to get to Moana?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Well, double up. No, because we not going to see Moana.

[Monet X Change]

It's a wicked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear. To quote Kamala Harris. Let me be clear.

[Monet X Change]

Let me be clear. Let me be clear. Oh, did you see? She said. Apparently she's saying that she's not done with politics, that she after Gavin Newsom, because his. He's reached. What you call it. He can't do it anymore. He can't run anymore because it's the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He reaches term limits, term limiter is done.

[Monet X Change]

So she might run for governor of California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know that governors had term limits. I didn't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shocker. Shocker.

[Monet X Change]

To me, every fucking political thing should have a term limit. Everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did. Ooh, Monet's hot. Y', all. Y' all better watch out.

[Monet X Change]

No one should be in. In politics for, like, in one thing forever. You should not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see little boyfriend getting hot in the parliament?

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He mad Justin Trudeau. He was like. He's like, don't worry, honey. We're used to little slick homophobic comments coming from that side of the House.

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're used to that. They're always trying to do some little slick, homophobic, subtle digs.

[Monet X Change]

It's interesting because the perception of Canada as Canada is like this sweet, nice, kind, gentle of a place, and everyone is very sweet, and everyone's like, oh, don't you know about. But obviously, like, there's homophobia and misogyny and transphobia everywhere. It exists everywhere, but you just don't think of that. As for me, I don't think of Canada as having that. But obviously, people who live there and who they know, it is a big thing there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you date a president or a prime minister?

[Monet X Change]

Hell, I would. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one?

[Monet X Change]

Both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A president or which sitting president or prime minister?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, like a current one? There's none that I could. None.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about a. I mean, you and Justin Trudeau, like, y' all flirting together.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he. Justin Trudeau in my heels. We were looking eye to eye. So you know me. Height is a big. Height is a big thing for me. And we were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate when people say hi. I don't know why that drives me. You know who I hear it from is fucking Nene.

[Monet X Change]

Lease. No, Latoya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, sorry. Latoya Jackson. When she goes, all you have is Hythe. All you have is heist. I was like, the fuck is she talking about? What the fuck is she. What is she talking about? You know what else I hate? When people say. And I don't say anything unless it's like, to you, we're being silly on the podcast, but, like, comfortability. I hate it.

[Monet X Change]

Comfortable. Well. Cause it sounds like comfortability should be a word. I know it's not comfortable. Ness is the word, but I think

[Bob the Drag Queen]

comfort is the word. Like your level of comfort.

[Monet X Change]

But comfortableness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think comfortness is a word.

[Monet X Change]

Comfortableness is a word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comfortableness is a word.

[Monet X Change]

It is. Well, comfortability is not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can also just use the word comfort. Like my level of comfort.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No one is arguing that. But comfortableness is a word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comfortable. What are you saying? Is a word.

[Monet X Change]

Comfortableness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comfortableness.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Is a word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comfortableness.

[Monet X Change]

A feeling of being at ease in a relationship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This specifically refers to a relationship.

[Monet X Change]

No. Cause it's also a state of being relaxed and feeling no pain. So I have never been. I have never been in a state of comfortableness doing this podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I guess that makes two of us, huh? But, yeah, Comfortability drives me crazy. You know what? Honestly doesn't drive me crazy. Conversate. Conversate does not bother me at All.

[Monet X Change]

Well, what's her name? Miriam. Be adding words all the time. I don't understand why we can't add conversate. Add conversate. They be adding shit all the time. Like, who gets to decide what words are added? Like, is there a council? Is there a vote? Like, who does it? Oh, yeah, this is a word now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure they have. They have policies and stuff. I. Jacob, what was that?

[Monet X Change]

Sorry?

[Jacob]

Those are the ads for Dictionary.com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and what was it? You went away so fast. Why'd you pull it away?

[Monet X Change]

What was it? No, the way you exited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like you.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, what was it? Oh, the ad's gone.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I mean converse. Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a word now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

According to. What website are we on? Dictionary.com.

[Monet X Change]

oh, conversate is a word now. So what's up? So listen, for all my bishop W uc that use the word conversate. That's why I try to come for you. But, like, bitch, it is a fucking word. Look it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't use the word conversate, but it doesn't bother me when people use it.

[Monet X Change]

I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care.

[Monet X Change]

I'm definitely a bitch. I used conversate back in the day, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've always said converse.

[Monet X Change]

And you're so proud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I am.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, mute. You're so proud that you didn't use conversate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I'm proud that I used converse. You extrapolated the rest of it from what I said. That was all you.

[Monet X Change]

And I think it was a fair extrapolation. Cause, you know, what is the word extrapolation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it was.

[Monet X Change]

Extrapolation is a word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see? You don't track the conversation. You don't track the conversation. I didn't say that. That's not what I said.

[Monet X Change]

What was this movement?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't track the conversation. When I say. I don't think it was. I said, I don't think it was a fair use of the word. Oh, I mean, a fair use of the fair extrapolation is what I was saying. That's what I was saying. Your extrapolation was not fair. It didn't. It didn't characterize how I felt. So maybe you were just. Maybe you were. Maybe you were projecting.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not projecting anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you were projecting insecurity onto me.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have insecurity. Honey, you have. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When people say this stuff, it drives me so crazy. I don't. I don't have any insecurities. You don't have any. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That drive that drives me crazy. I don't have any insecurities.

[Monet X Change]

I have a single one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, okay, yeah, you don't have any insecurities. Eat my fucking ass, you liar.

[Monet X Change]

Would you like to comment on how great my eyebrows look today? Would you like to give me one comment Compliment about my eyebrows?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're big.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's it. That's not a compliment, nigga. I don't know if you. If you learn how to give a compliment, saying it's big is not a compliment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Depending on what you're saying, it certainly can be.

[Monet X Change]

It can be. In this context, it is not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's say I'm looking at your bicep. My God, it's big.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want my bicep to be big, so that is. So you're actually insulting me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you lifting weights?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not lifting weights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't lift weights.

[Monet X Change]

Not a single one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying on this podcast. You won't stop doing it. Okay, we have had enough.

[Monet X Change]

Can we work out together, Mel? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay. What if I show up to your next session with Andy? What are you gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll leave, and you and Andy can work out together. What do you think was the reason I didn't want to work out? Did you think I was, like, embarrassed to work out in front of you? Like, what do you think was the reason I didn't want to work out with you?

[Monet X Change]

No, I want to work out with you now to prove that I than you. Because I can. I know I can lift better than you and stronger than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have never, at any point in our friendship, ever been stronger than me.

[Monet X Change]

And I. I am right now and you're not. So let's go to the gym together and they can prove it then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's up?

[Monet X Change]

What's good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't want to go to the gym with you. You can just do your numbers and I'll do my numbers and we'll report back.

[Monet X Change]

Well, because I don't trust you. You and Jacob have proven that y' all will conflate the numbers. That y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's you. You are a known liar.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all will pack the court with these numbers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are a known liar. But I'm just going to tell you again. And since I've known you and to this day, there has never been a single point in our friendship where you have ever been stronger than me. Maybe your Gams have been stronger. But that's all you got. You have nothing else. If you challenge me to arm wrestling today, yesterday, tomorrow, if you challenge me to a bench press, a curl, if you challenge me to a overhead lat pull, if you do sit ups, if you do curl, there has never been a day ever in your life where you've ever been strong.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, arm wrestling is not a depiction of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I named a bunch of stuff. None of those things. You picked one. You picked one.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, why your fingers so loud? You picked. Because I'm strong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I'm strong. There's never been a day.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, I would. I don't need to. What you're saying is so nonsensical. Like, it just. It's comical to me. I am stronger than you. I am. I do. I have core strength. I have arm strength. I have leg strength. Nigga, I have knuckle strength that will pummel you in any stretch, in any multiverse, and any inkling or fathoming in your brain of that, well, if you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know it to be true, then you don't have to prove it.

[Monet X Change]

We will. We will. And I am offering you the chance to prove it. But you cowering away like a little bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I've never wanted to work out with you. That has never been part of my desire in any form. Ever have I ever wanted to work out with you, ever.

[Monet X Change]

Let's be clear. I don't want to work out with you. I want to show that I'm stronger than you. And that comes by us being in the same space at the same time, lifting the same things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And in what aspect do you think you're stronger than me? Specifically arm strength.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I can bench more than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not arm strength.

[Monet X Change]

It is biceps. Yes, biceps are part of your arm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's mostly chest, but go off.

[Monet X Change]

And chest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, mostly. It does not take away that it is also your biceps as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it's not an arm workout

[Monet X Change]

I can do. I can pull. I can do. I can do better. I can do more chin ups than you, more pull ups than you, more dips than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, that's one, that's an assumption. And two, I am larger than you. So just to be clear, just because you can do more pull ups than someone, for example, my niece could probably scrub you in pull ups. In fact, I'm willing to bet the farm that my niece, if I brought Nevaeh up here, she would literally blow you away in pull ups and push ups.

[Monet X Change]

No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely she would. First of all, my niece is an actual gymnast. I don't mean like, ooh, I do little. My niece is a literal gymnast. She's like number one in her whole school. My lease is an athlete. That doesn't mean that she's stronger than you. My niece is probably £100 and she has strong arms. So therefore she will be able to do. Simone Biles can probably do more pull ups than you. That does not mean she's stronger than you.

[Monet X Change]

That's why I guess my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's my thought process. I don't think you understand how strength works because you think if you can do more pull ups, it means you're stronger. That's not how that works.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm telling you, in core, in, in, when I talk about bicep curls, any chest workout, I will scrub because I am strong. I can lift heavier than you. I am stronger than you. And also, just because someone can do more pull ups, yes, they don't have to be stronger. That means that they are a better athlete than you. That they are more than.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That also doesn't mean that.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm telling you that also doesn't mean that. I'm talking about Nevaeh. I'm not talking about Simone Biles. I Monet X Change Kevin Akeem Burton is stronger than you. Jacob, what are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to tell you right now, Monet, who really fight me and every. Let me tell you right now. At any age, especially when Monet was

[Monet X Change]

born,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

especially when she was a baby and I was what, five?

[Jacob]

Four?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At any age you've ever been, there has never been a time in your life that you've ever been stronger than me. Well, you know, maybe when I. Maybe when I turn 60 and you're 56, maybe then. Maybe then you know what? And that's like a soft maybe. When I'm 70 and you're 66, we'll

[Monet X Change]

have to see when we finally get to do this. Anything you can do is when you come back from wherever you're coming back from. And I don't come back from my touring anywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not a better shot than me. You're not a better archer than me. You don't sleep more soundly than I do.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't bake better Mac and cheese than I can.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't make better lemonade than me. I can't. You can't do any of these things, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Everything you measured, I know I can do it in better than you. It's not a thought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've already lost your empathizing. You've already lost the cooking competition to me once already.

[Monet X Change]

You already lost because Sherry vine thought so, bitch. Please, let's get lost. Well, let's get actual judges to judges saying, not Sherry Vine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So why are you discrediting Sherry Vine? What's your discredit to Sherry Vine? Money. You lost.

[Monet X Change]

Kim is a full critic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You agreed on the judge. There was no standing.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't agree. She showed up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You agreed on the judge. The judge said, by the way, also, Todrick hall ate it and also said yours was bad. He didn't just say that mine was better. He said yours was bad.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's true. Now you're just adding shit. Todrick hall said it was bad. No, he did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so glad I have this phone on me. This is so. This is. This is. You are so easy to prove wrong. So easy to prove wrong. And don't text Todrick Hall. Stop. Put hands up. Hands up, bitch. Hands up. Hands up, you cheating, lying bitch. Oh, my God, you're texting.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not texting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put your hands up. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're texting.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not texting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just closed the screen. I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. Okay. I was born at night, but it wasn't last night. Ms. Mamas. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, we'll just have to see when, when, when anything you can do start rolling around. We will put all this to the test because now it is just fodder. It's just fodder. When those come around, we will see. We will have actual metrics to actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then you'll have reasons why, just like with the cooking competition. You'll have reasons why you lost. You'll be like, well, the judge wasn't good. Well, the weights were weird. Well, the so and so then. Why are you making excuses now for why I beat you in the cooking competition? We've already cooked together once and I beat you and you already have excuses. You already have excuses.

[Monet X Change]

We have to wait for it. On that note, I think it's time to go, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I've proven that. Oh, my God. You are so much like Trump. You can't accept the loss.

[Monet X Change]

You said it was rigged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the Trump of this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the Donald Trump of this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Go to your gym and be at the theater at 11 o'. Clock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the Donald Trump. Of this podcast. I can't believe that I do this with you. Anyway, good night, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Good night,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sam.