The One About Fast Food

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Fast Food"

Date: February 3, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Summary by Section with Timestamps and Quotes

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry features Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen diving into all things fast food: their favorite chains, memorable food moments, disagreements over fries, and the cultural quirks of ordering and eating out. Expect classic banter, personal stories, and revelations on food habits. The conversation also takes side routes through gaming, legal curiosities, and the struggles of modern streaming and tipping culture.

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Marvel Rivals, Gaming, and Streaming Platforms

[01:41–09:38]

• Marvel Rivals vs. Fortnite and Overwatch: The hosts open by comparing Marvel's new game to major titles like Fortnite and Overwatch.

  • Bob: "I've tried to play Marvel Rivals and it's not like Fortnite. It's more like Overwatch than it is like Fortnite." [01:49]
  • Monét: "The constant, constant battle… feels so hard… Like, can you build up your character's stats? Can you build up your health?" [03:29]
  • Bob: "No, everyone's on a level playing field in Fortnite… But in Overwatch and Marvel Rivals, all the characters have different stats." [03:40]

• Team Play and Streaming Struggles: Discussion about how team play works and gripes with PlayStation's equipment and streaming limitations.

  • Monét: "I have a Wireless head Bluetooth headset that I bought." [06:29]
  • Bob: "Just buy the ones with the plug then. I mean, the remote's in your hand… why does your headset need to be Bluetooth?" [06:34]
  • On Streaming: Bob mentions that PlayStation makes it easy to stream to Twitch and YouTube, but features are limited compared to using broadcasting software (OBS). [07:21–09:09]

• Twitch Fame (or Lack Thereof):

  • Bob: "I have 17,000 Twitch followers. That's a lot. Not compared to some people... Kaisennette on Twitch has 15.6 million—gag." [09:44–10:20]

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DJ Khaled, Hot Ones, and Parody Law

[12:00–18:26]

• Bob on DJ Khaled: "I think it's kind of ridiculous in a way that I find a little cringy." [12:06]
  • Bob touts DJ Khaled's memorable Hot Ones episode, calling it “one of the craziest episodes.” [12:28]
• Parody Law and Weird Al:
  • The pair riff on the oddities of US parody law, with Bob noting: "A lot of people have tried to sue Weird Al, but I don't think it's ever been done successfully." [18:14]
  • Memorable exchange:
    • Monét: "If I was to put out a song, Sad Romance... am I making all the money off that?" [17:20]
    • Bob: "Weird Al Yankovic has five Grammys... But it's a parody, so it's protected." [17:41–17:49]

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Being Filmed in Public – Rights, Annoyances, and Cultural Attitudes

[20:23–29:15]

• Viral Encounters with Police & 'Audit the Audit':
  • Monét: "I want to be more aware of what my rights are as a citizen, like in this fucking country." [21:34]
  • Bob: "There is a YouTube page called Audit the Audit… it'll show you what your rights are, state by state." [22:06]
• Public Privacy Myths:
  • Fascinating insight into the public's misconception about privacy in public spaces.
  • Bob: "There is this weird perception that people think they have the right to not be filmed in public, which is completely untrue." [23:21]
  • Monét: "It feels violating… having someone filming you." [27:27]
  • On filming kids: "If you're in Times Square and you just get a video, you're not legally required to avoid children." [28:05]

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Fast Food Deep Dive

[30:14–55:44]

Favorite Chains & Food Habits

[30:14–33:45]

• Favorite Fast Food Picks:
  • Monét: "I think my favorite fast food place is probably Chipotle… I would eat Chipotle four times a week, easily." [31:33]
  • Bob: "I'm torn between Taco Bell and Popeyes... Once they hit the Doritos Locos, baby…" [32:00–32:11]
  • Fun Fact: Bob tells the possibly apocryphal story of the custodial creator of the Doritos Locos taco, who died in poverty. [32:19]

Fries, Funyuns, and Regional Rants

[34:16–38:49]

• The French Fry Debate:
  • Monét: "UK McDonald's fries… they're like, bitch, she knows the UK McDonald's fries. American McDonald's fries are not good—they taste cardboardish." [34:22–34:43]
  • Bob and Jacob (producer): Both agree Five Guys has the best fries: "Five Guys Cajun fries are it." [35:21]
  • Bob: "You cannot put [the Five Guys fries] in your lap… your car will just be ruined." [36:09–36:26]
• On Ranch:
  • Bob: "Ranch tastes good on almost Anything savory. I'm trying to think of something savory that I would not want to eat with ranch." [36:37]
  • Monét: "Ranch is a very black condiment." [37:23]

Regional Chains & Overhyped Eats

[38:56–41:04]

• Crystal’s vs. White Castle: Regional rivalries and where to find certain chains.
• Debunking Regional Hype:
  • Monét: "Do you know what I think is overhyped and is not the tea? Georgia's own Varsity." [41:01]
  • Bob: "Varsity is not great. No, varsity is not great." [41:04]

Fast Casual & Unexpected Delights

[41:10–42:26]

• Fresh & Co, Dig Inn, Sweetgreen: Discussing salad chains and how regional access impacts food preferences.
  • Bob: "If you eat at Freshco, you will be mad every time you eat sweet greens after." [41:15]
  • Monét: "I think sweet greens is pretty good." [42:03]

Tacos, Creativity, and What Makes Food "Mexican"

[42:26–45:17]

• Del Taco vs. Taco Bell:
  • Bob: "Del Taco is genuinely fantastic. Genuinely." [43:08]
  • On Taco Bell: "Their ingenuity, their creativity… is really perverting Mexican food to a point where it's almost not even recognizable as Mexican food anymore." [43:31]
• Monét challenges ethnic authenticity:
  • Monét: "People like, that is not Mexican [food]… that is Tex Mex." [43:36]

Fried Chicken and Dipping Sauce Wars

[46:21–49:47]

• Who has the best fried chicken?

  • Monét: "Jollibee has really good fried chicken… but you order fried chicken, and it comes with a side of spaghetti." [46:33]
  • Bob: "Some of my favorite fried chicken was this place called Cocoa Wings…Korean fried chicken… but I don't want to eat wings without ranch." [47:04–47:46]

• Sauce Matters:

  • Bob: "If I order Popeyes and you do not send me the sauce, you have ruined my experience." [47:52]

Sauce Math, Ordering Woes, and Wasteful Habits

[49:47–54:44]

• Shake Shack Nuggets and Ranch Counting:
  • Bob: "I'm on the machine and I want an extra ranch... How many ranches should I have?"
    Monét: "Two."
    Bob: "Thank you. That makes so much sense to me."
• Ordering/portioning struggles: Both hosts reveal how much food delivery (especially Uber Eats) plays in their lives:
  • Monét: "Sometimes Bob, I will order a cookie from the other side of the hill and get it delivered... that's insane and ridiculous." [56:19]
• Food Waste Confessions:
  • Monét: "When I finish making a recipe... I throw all [leftover ingredients] away because I'm not gonna use it. It's gonna sit in the fridge and spoil." [53:28]

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Notable Quotes & Classic Sibling Rivalry Banter

• Bob on Hot Ones:

  "If you ever want to see probably the best episode of Hot Ones ever, it is hands down, DJ Khaled... it is truly mind boggling." [12:28]

• Monét on public filming:

  "It feels violating… having someone filming you." [27:27]

• Bob on Five Guys:

  "You cannot put [the bag] in your lap… you have to put it on a towel… or your car will just be ruined." [36:09]

• Monét on Popeyes:

  "Popeyes Cajun fries... I don't like. I love the five guys, though." [38:49]

• On Uber Eats:

  "There's a reason why Uber Eats doesn't give you a wrap to the end of the year, girl. Here's your Uber Eats wrap." – Bob [55:35]

• Monét:

  "I would just rather not engage in this behavior." (on identifying which Mexican friends said Taco Bell isn’t Mexican food) [44:27]

• Bob:

  "I think it's kind of ridiculous in a way that I find a little cringy." (about DJ Khaled) [12:06]

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Episode Highlights by Timestamp

| Time | Segment | Key Point | |-----------|----------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:41 | Marvel Rivals vs. Fortnite | Game mechanics & team play | | 09:44 | Twitch Streaming | Streaming struggles, Bob’s Twitch fame | | 12:00 | DJ Khaled & Hot Ones | Bob’s “cringy” take, recommends iconic episode | | 17:14 | Parody Law | Weird Al’s success & the legal loopholes | | 22:06 | Public Filming & "Audit the Audit" | Knowing your rights, privacy myths, and American attitudes | | 31:33 | Favorite Fast Food | Chipotle for Monét, Taco Bell/Popeyes for Bob | | 35:06 | Best Fries | The Five Guys consensus | | 40:52 | Regional Chains | Crystal’s, White Castle, and local favorites | | 46:21 | Best Fried Chicken & Sauces | Monét’s love for Jollibee, Bob’s ranch devotion | | 53:28 | Food Waste Confessions | Monét admits throwing away ingredients after use | | 55:31 | Uber Eats Statistics | Bob pitches the idea of an “Uber Eats wrap” |

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Takeaways and Energy

Expect a hungry, playful, and opinionated conversation. This episode displays classic Sibling Rivalry chemistry—food takes double as cultural commentary, and every side topic is an opportunity for friendly shade and laughs. Whether you’re a fast food fanatic or just love hearing friends spar, this episode serves up entertainment with a side of insightful tangents.

Transcript

[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we play Marvel

[Monet X Change]

Rivals, we talk about fast food, and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I would just rather not engage in this behavior. And we find out what made Bob the Drag Queen say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's kind of ridiculous in a way that I find a little cringy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Jacob, I think I've settled into Iron Man. I started playing Luna Snow. I kind of like her, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've tried to play Marvel Rivals and is not like Fortnite.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So tell me about that. So for those of you who don't know, Marvel just put out this game. It came out December 5th. This new. It's like a. I thought it's like a combo of like Fortnite, which. With Overwatch that I've been playing. But it's hard. It's a hard game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's more like Overwatch than it is like Fortnite. And I don't know that I like Overwatch because.

[Monet X Change]

Why? What's different Overwatch and Fortnite?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, in Overwatch, you're in a pretty. Like a closed space. Like, you can't. It's not. I mean. Oh, I wouldn't say that Fortnite is an open map, but it's a very, very. It's not open world, but it's a very, very large map that just keeps getting smaller and smaller. It's like the Hunger Games, actually. Like, you. You. Everyone's Fall Everyone falls from the sky. You run and get weapons. And then the storm, there's a storm in the perimeter that. That keeps making the circle smaller. So 100 people fall at once. Also on Fortnite, you can play in teams of 4, 3, 2 or 1. You can play by yourself. And in Overwatch, I think you have to play in a team. It's half and half and it's just a much smaller space. So it is. It is constant battle. It is non stop battle. Whereas in Fortnite, you can hide, you can run, you can build, you can. You can be off to the side by yourself and there is no hiding. In Overwatch, you are just inundated with battle. The non stop you are. You are next to your enemies, like the entire time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I don't think I love that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, I never played Overwatch before. I played Fortnite a few times with Bob and Mateo and them. I didn't love Overwatch. I mean Fortnite. So I'm trying to get into Marvel Rival because I like Marvel stuff and the characters are familiar, so that's fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

But I think the constant, constant battle also, it feels so hard. Like Jake, maybe Jake or. You know the answer to this. Like, can you build up your character's stats? Like, can you build up your health? Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like in Fortnite, No. Everyone's on a level playing field in Fortnite with the exception of maybe there's like a few weapons that you can only use if you have a certain amount of XP you like. You can't get play certain points, play certain weapons. And it's pretty rare that this happens where you can't get a weapon unless you have a certain number of xp. But in Overwatch and Marvel Rivals, all the characters have different stats. You have different health, you have different this, you have different that. Whereas in Fortnite, everyone's on a level playing field in.

[Monet X Change]

In Marvel Rivals or Overwatch. Can you. I personally, can I, like get XP and level up? Does my character get stronger and do I get better things?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But some characters just start off with more health.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's more about team comp. So they're like characters who are tanks who are good for taking damage. They have a lot of health, but they're slower. Maybe there are characters who do more damage but are weaker. There are characters who are weaker but heal other characters. So it's more about team comps, synergy, choosing your superhero that will.

[Monet X Change]

There's a bunch of random people. So if you're not. If like the. The fear of us. I'm paying. And we're like, like, it's just like. Because like, sometimes I'm like, bitch, we need a healer on our team. Like, somebody needs a healer and bitch, I. I guess.

[Jacob]

I guess.

[Monet X Change]

I guess I should. I should go do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to be the change you want to see in the world.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I mean, I think generally those games are more fun to play with friends. So if you have at least one other person you know playing with than going solo. But yes, that is an issue with those games.

[Monet X Change]

And you can play with the patrons. If you're out there, I don't know how you add me so you can. I'll figure out how I can put my. I'm gonna put my thing on Patreon so people can like play teams with me. Like, I would love to play with people because none of my. Besides.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Jacob, you and I could play together.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm down. I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you can play Fortnite on team with strangers as well. But it's kind of hard when you can't communicate with them. But you can communicate with them, but you have to turn on your settings, but you will literally be talking to strangers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I need to put. So I have a headset thing for my PS5, but it like stopped working. Cause I think I lost PS PlayStation. They do a thing like, for example, right? Like for the PlayStation headphone thing, you have to have like a certain adapter that you hit that it comes with it. If you lose that adapter go to your PlayStation, then you can't. Your headset doesn't link anymore. And you can't go just and buy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Andy figured this out, like when I first got to PlayStation 5. Cause I was like, it has a webcam. It had all these things you can do. I was like, ooh, I'm a stream. It goes directly to Twitch. I bought all the things for that and for the headset. There's an adapter that you have to have if. And I. And I think I lost it or in a feng shui. I fucking threw it away. Because I'm always throwing shit away. And now I can't put my. Get my headset won't go things like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you sure? Because I just plugged. I just plugged them right into the, into the, the.

[Monet X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The auxiliary.

[Monet X Change]

No, mine is a wireless one. It's. It's a wireless one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of.

[Jacob]

I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of PlayStation do you have?

[Monet X Change]

The PlayStation 5. I have a Wireless head Bluetooth headset that I bought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, just buy the ones with the plug then. I mean, the remote's in your hand. Like, why does your, why does your headset need to be, need to be Bluetooth when you're literally.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I got it because I just got it, but it was. I thought it would be better.

[Jacob]

Oh, no, that is true. If you want to use a Bluetooth headphone, you have to use the PlayStation brand specifically, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, I don't know why it has to be because you're like, you're never, you're never that far from the remote.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it had a headset and it had a little thing like. I don't know. I just, I just, I bought it because I thought you can get a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

corded one and you don't have to, you don't have to have that thing. You can get any corded headset with a microphone and it'll plug right into your PlayStation remote.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I used to like corded headsets were such a thing. I have no corded headphones in my house. I need to get that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, just go buy a corded headset from, from like any, any Best buy, any online TikTok. I'm sure TikTok has a million of them.

[Monet X Change]

My short ones that I used to use. My old DJ ones I could do, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But do they have a microphone on them? Cause, you know, you can't talk to people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but isn't there a microphone in them? In the, in the handset?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think once you. I'm. This. I'm not sure, but I think once you plug it in you, the microphone is disabled and you have to use a microphone on the heads, I think. Oh, I'm not 100% sure. But also you don't if you're streaming for the PlayStation, although I've done it several times because it's just easier and I'm not great with setting things up. But if you just. If you use the streaming from the PlayStation, it's, it's pretty rudimentary. You'll get like, you, you can, all you can do is move your, your camera around and you can either enable the chat or disable the chat, but it will always be covering the screen. But if you were to use obs, which is a broadcasting software, you can, you can actually have the screen be to the side and then have the chat not cover the screen. So you.

[Monet X Change]

Excuse me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Usually when I'm playing, I've only streamed like a few games on PlayStation by myself, like Fortnite and Baldur's Gate. But when you're playing Fortnite, the chat is covering your stats, so you don't know how much health you can move it around, but it's going to be. It's going to be covering something. Something's going to be getting covered up. But if you use obs and you can. I think you can like download interfaces and, and stuff to apply so that you can. There. I think, I think there are some presets already on the Internet that you can download and it'll be like, oh, this is great for gaming, this game. You can put your camera off to the side and everything. I have.

[Monet X Change]

I did. I did Spider Man. I did Spider Man. I used to. When I first got my PlayStation 5, I did. I did a couple Spider man games and. And I was like, yeah, guys, I'm gonna be doing Spider man, blah, blah, blah. But life gets crazy. And now I could. I could probably couldn't remember how to do it, but I did like five or six times of music playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean obs or with the. With the PlayStation?

[Monet X Change]

With the PlayStation, I did it for a few hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So easy. You just click broadcast.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's really Easy on the PlayStation. They make it really easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it doesn't look as cool though, right? And you also can't broadcast like Twitch and Insta. I mean, no, you can't. No. I want to talk Tick Tock. You can't broadcast the Tick Tock. And Instagram. You can only broadcast like Twitch. And I want to say YouTube, I think. But also I was. I was trying to be a Twitch girly for a hot minute, but now I don't know. I haven't done in a long time. Twitch is a lot for me to try to set up, but I think I have a good number of Twitch followers. I think I don't have any.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think I've ever used a Twitch. I used to do Twitch in Pandemic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh God, it's playing audio. I don't see how many Twitch followers I have. Official. My Twitch is official. Bob the Drag Queen. I don't know. I can't tell. I don't know. But I actually was like really getting followers for like a hot second. Oh, I have 17,000 Twitch followers. That's a lot. Not compared to some people. I mean, I'm sure that Kaisen ishowspeed probably has like a billion.

[Monet X Change]

How many does Kaisanot have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kaisennette on Twitch has 15.6 million gag.

[Monet X Change]

But Kai Sinette, do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the world's biggest streamer.

[Monet X Change]

Do you ever watch his content?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I see it on the Internet sometime, but I've never, I've never tuned into a Kai Sinet stream ever. But I've seen like when he does something crazy with like when Nicki Minaj was like, you don't paint your nails because you're, you're. I can't remember what she said. You're afraid of. I don't know. I can't remember what she said.

[Monet X Change]

She was like, are you, are you wearing nail polish? And he was like, he's like, he's like, no, no, it's not polish. She's like, he's like, he's like, it's gel polish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she's like, you were, you thought I was attacking. I can't remember what it was. But then I, then I saw there's a video that went viral of a bear rapping on Kaisen. This, like this. He's like, he's like Barry the Hip Hop Bear. I want to say his name something. The Hip Hop Bear. And he does this flow where he low key disses Yogi Bear and, and Winnie the Pooh.

[Monet X Change]

And he'd be like, I don't know what this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's a kid shows and it's a recent kid show, so I don't think that you would know it. And I only know it because I saw it on Kaiser Net. It just came across because I'm on Rap Tick Tock, which by the way, there's a new season of Hustle and Flow out. It took another chunk of time to do this one and I tried to watch it last night, but I didn't have, I didn't have what it took to get into it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what Hustle and Flow is. Oh, that's a competition show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a rap competition show.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Is that the one on Netflix?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Right now it's being Lotto, Ludacris and DJ Khaled.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was TI Cardi B and Chance the Rapper.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say, are you, are you a DJ Khaled fan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not really.

[Monet X Change]

DJ Khaled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's kind of ridiculous in a way that I find a little cringy.

[Monet X Change]

Is he a producer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a producer, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And a dj.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I find DJ Khale a little bit cringy. And you know, I don't know. He's He's.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have the keys. He's holding the keys. The keys to the kingdom are the keys of success.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had a lot of sayings. God did. And I mean, I would tell people if you ever want to just really, I don't know if any of you are into Hot Ones, but if you want to see probably the best episode of Hot Ones ever, it is hands down, DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled has. I don't want to spoil it for you. You just have to watch it and you will see. It is one of the craziest episodes of Hot Ones that I have ever seen. It is truly mind boggling. Like it is. I don't even want to. I don't want to give any spoilers. Just go watch the DJ Khaled Hot Ones, y', all and then comment under this. What you thought about it. It is it. You will not regret it. You will not regret it.

[Monet X Change]

What is the thing I used to say you get so bad at not bad at you. Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I need to say something. You're something turtleneck. What did I say? What? I was like, oh, Bobby, wearing your blank turtleneck. I don't remember what I said before turtleneck, though. You're like Monet. I don't wear this turtle. I was calling like your Christmas turtleneck or your what was it in reference to? I don't remember. But you were. You always were like one. I don't only wear this for this occasion. I was like, no, but it's your something turtleneck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even remember this.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe it was. Oh, I think it was your. I was calling it your election turtleneck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would it call. Why would you call it my election turtleneck? I don't get it.

[Monet X Change]

Because it's the neck is the turtleneck. You were. When it was an election, the first

[Bob the Drag Queen]

election thing, I wore a houndstooth dress. A houndstooth over the shoulder. Fringe. Not fringe, like a. It had like a cascading houndstooth thing on it. And the second election, I think I was wearing a turtleneck and which is why I get the understand why you kept calling. Because I've only worn it one time during one. I've worn it one time when we talk about the election. And you were like, oh, it's the election turtleneck.

[Monet X Change]

Because I think it's your. The shirt. I think it's a shirt you wear when we have an election. When we did the midterms. You wore turtleneck as well that day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we never talked about the midterms on this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

No, not on the podcast. Just when we were hanging out that day. You were wearing a turtleneck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not true. First of all, I rarely wear turtlenecks out of this scenario because it's so warm. Like, they're just so warm. So I.

[Monet X Change]

You run cold. So maybe start wearing turtlenecks around the house. Then the jigga won't be icing you out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I usually wear out. Like, I usually wear, like, a tank top, a T shirt, or one of my, like, big loose dress sacks that I have.

[Monet X Change]

So don't be fierce if you're. If. If. If you're. If you're a clothing blend brand blew up and you had sacks on Fifth, don't be fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

I don't get it. Saks on Fifth Avenue. The big bar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Saks Fifth Avenue, right?

[Monet X Change]

So if you had your Saks. No, but it's called Saks on 5th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it called Saxon 5th or Saks 5th?

[Monet X Change]

Saks. No, it's called Sex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's called Saks Fifth Avenue.

[Monet X Change]

But you can say, guys, I have my sax on Fifth. But, like, your own store.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I might get sued

[Monet X Change]

if you call it Saks on Fifth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, apparently someone opened up a. A fake Planet Fitness and called it Not Planet Fitness.

[Monet X Change]

That's kind of cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And someone else opened up a. I think. What's his name?

[Monet X Change]

Billy Mays?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. He's from the Rehearsal.

[Monet X Change]

The Rehearsal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He has a TV show called the Rehearsal. Jacob. What's his name?

[Monet X Change]

Couldn't tell you.

[Jacob]

Nathan Felder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nathan Felder opened up a. He was trying to help this failing coffee. He used to have a show called

[Jacob]

Nathan for your, Nathan for your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he opened up a. A he. This coffee shop was. He would. He would. If a business was failing, he would come in and help your business succeed in some way. So, like, there was a yogurt shop, and he just got them. Really? In fact, I'll take after this break. So Nathan Felder opened a coffee shop that was called Not Starbucks.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think they were kind of getting sued, but they couldn't sue because he was like, oh, it's a parody.

[Monet X Change]

Parody law is so interesting to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's interesting about it?

[Monet X Change]

Well, like, certain things are protected under parody. Like, you can't. Like, let's say if I. Like, if I was to put out a song, Sad Romance. Like, some of it is protected under parody, but some. Like, I couldn't use the same track and stuff, but I could perform it. It's like a Whole thing. I was gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you could use the same melody, but you can't. But you have to recreate it yourself. You can't. You can't actually use work that someone else did. You can't use someone else's instrumentation. Because I don't think parody. Right. Covers being able to use someone's, like, labor.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it does cover being able to use the labor they used to create the melody.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Cause then you're just recreating it. So you're still taking their thing, but you can't make it. Let's say I recreated Sad Romance and I put this. I did my own instrumentation, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I put in a song and it goes big. Do I make all the money off of that? Because you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean. Yeah. I mean, Weird Al Yankov has five Grammys.

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Weird Al Yankov has, like three or five Grammys.

[Monet X Change]

Right? That's so crazy, because you're. You taking someone's music, though. Although. Although you're recreating it, you're still taking

[Bob the Drag Queen]

their music, but it's a parody, so it's protected.

[Monet X Change]

That's. That. I think that's. I think that's crazy because let's say if I were to do Bad Romance and not parody it, like, I couldn't do that. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you could. I mean, unless it was a parody.

[Monet X Change]

Right. I'm saying. But if I didn't parody it, then. But just because I'm changing the words, I'm still taking the music, though. I'm just changing the words, but I'm still taking the music, which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of people. A lot of people have tried to sue Weird Al, but I don't think anyone's. I don't know, actually, but I know a lot of people tried to sue him, but I don't think it's ever been done successfully.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think. I think that's a little crazy. But you don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How would you feel if someone parodied your music?

[Monet X Change]

If they parodied it? I think for me, I don't think I would be upset about it. I don't think I would be upset by it. But apparently a lot of people have been upset by Weird Ali Yankovic because why. They tried to sue him, but they have no grounds. They lose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Coolio had a huge issue with Weird Al Yankovic, although he didn't sue him. He just kind of threatened him the other day that I ended up accidentally at Coolio's memorial service.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And I forget why, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was going to go see this clown called Puddles. Pity party. And Puddles is just in the same place, the same complex as Coolio's memorial service. And me and Todrick were walking in together, and we were black, so they were like, oh, you're here for this thing. And I was like, oh, I didn't know Coolio. I mean, I know who Coolio is, but they were. They were like, oh, yeah, Right this way. We were like, huh? And they were like, you're here for Coolio's memorial service, right? I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't know that Coolio was having a memorial service today. I knew he had passed away, but I didn't know that he was having a memorial service that day.

[Monet X Change]

Coolio, who is. That's just the way it is. That's not Coolio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Coolio was. Been spending most our lives living in the gangster paradise, right? Yeah, that's just the way it is. Is Sting.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't there a rap on there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Puff Daddy re sampled that and did a tribute to Biggie Smalls.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But, but that song is actually the Police.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Police. That song is by the Police.

[Monet X Change]

That's just the way it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the original. The song that sampled is by the Police.

[Monet X Change]

The Police is a group?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Sting. I'm pretty sure, Jacob, look this up. Sting was the lead singer of the Police.

[Jacob]

Yes, that is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

A band called himself the Police.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never heard of the Police?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. I know their music. I didn't. I did not know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you just sang one of the songs.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. There was. I did not know there was a group named the Police. I did not know this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah. Sting's group was called the Police, and

[Jacob]

They started in 1977.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Before my time. I was really quick. And then I want to get into the topic. I've been seeing a lot of, like, videos on fucking my timeline about, like, police showing up at someone's home. And then the person, like, being like, oh, like. And like, this is the last one. I saw the Police show up at this guy's house, and they're like. He opens his door, he's like, hey, we're here to investigate you. They're like, is your baby mama home? This black guy, he's like, baby mama. He's like, what are you talking about? And he's like, the Police goes, is your. Is your baby mama home? And talk to her. He's like, okay. I don't have a baby mama. I have a wife and she's here and you're not talking to her. And it goes on and on. And he's basically like, you don't have the right to do this. But if I was facing that situation, I would comply because I don't know what my rights are. So I wanna do a better job of me being aware of what my rights are in my own home. I vaguely know what they are. If you don't have a warrant, you can't just enter my place, things like that. But I don't know what all my rights are. And I want to be able to like, be now granted with all the things that happen to black people and police showing up at their homes, I probably would comply because I'll be so fucking scared that they're going to fucking pull guns out and I'm going to be dead at the end of the thing. But I want to be more aware of what my rights are as a citizen, like in this fucking country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I really don't get a crash course. I mean, if you want to really know, I guess you should study like civics or not Civics, law and criminal justice. But if you want a crash course, There is a YouTube page called Audit the Audit.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called Audit the Audit. So there are these people who go around, they're called auditors, and they often go to public buildings, they go into public places and they just record stuff. You can, you know, you can go anywhere in public and record anything you want. You can walk into a post office recording, you can audit.

[Monet X Change]

It was the first thing that came up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Audit the audit of the Audit. This is a re. I mean, he goes into laws state by state. Basically. He, he, he'll see people being. He'll see auditors. Who are these? Who are these? They're not always auditors, but sometimes he's just auditing the video in general. But they'll. It'll be like someone who, like there's this guy on, on, on YouTube and Tik Tok who goes viral because he just stands on the street and he'll just film stuff. And sometime he'll focus on like the entrance of a building. And as he's filming the entrance of the building, usually someone will come out and be like, you can't film here. And he's like, they'll be like, who are you? And he'll be like, who are you? And they'll be like, I don't want to be filmed. And he's like, then you walk away from the camera. Like, you don't have to be. They're always in the, they're always like in the camera. Like, I don't want you to film me. And then he's like, okay, then walk away. They're like, yeah, but you're filming my store. And he's like, yeah, I'm allowed to do that. I'm allowed to film your store. I'm allowed to take pictures of your store. There's nothing, there's no law against me filming your store. And then he's like, I'm not in your store. And then they get, then they're like, yeah, but you're not allowed to film customers walking by. There is this weird perception that people think they have the right to not be filmed in public, which is completely untrue.

[Monet X Change]

False sense of privacy. Like, you, like you're not. Well, again, I don't know. So is the thing that if you are in public you are allowed to be filmed. Like, if you don't want to film, then be private.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not only that, if you're in public, you are probably most likely being filmed.

[Monet X Change]

What is cctv? Closed circuit television, which is every country has it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, closed circuit just means that it is all within that one building. So like there's, there's. So like basically if you're in a close circuit tv, there's a camera facing you is probably going to a computer somewhere and being stored there.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whereas the camera itself is not, it's not on a. It's just like the camera itself. Like if you just hold your phone up, that's not CCTV because it's just, it's not. Although it could be connected to something. I think a phone could be part of a closed circuit network, but it just means that there's like a computer that's going to. And maybe a security guard looking at it maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this idea that like people like. And my question is this, like, I get that being filmed is annoying, but I don't understand why people think they have the. They're always like, it's my right to not be. You don't have my permission to film me. And it's like, yes, yes, yes, they do act. If you are in public, you're, you are allowed to be filmed, right? And you're on, you're probably on someone's security security footage more than likely. So I just don't get why people think that they. I don't get why people think that because they're in public, people can't film them.

[Monet X Change]

And maybe cuz we're American, I see it, but I don't see this. I don't see that reaction in other countries. Like I don't see in the. I'm not so sure. I've seen videos of people in the UK being like, you can't film me, babes. I've, I, I've seen videos like that. Obviously I probably don't see them in other languages. I don't understand what they're saying, so why would I see it? But I was going to say it sounds very American. You can't film me here. This is my private property.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, but private property. One thing also, you can film, you can film someone's private property.

[Monet X Change]

But you know, but people think that if I step out of my store, that's my private property. Like I've seen ones. It's like a store on a sidewalk and the people come out. I think it was on Rodeo Drive and it came out. I think it was East St. Laurent on one of those stores and some guy was out there filming. And they came out the store and they're like. And she's like, you can't film me here. This is private property. I'm like, you're on a sidewalk. How is it private property?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was that. But they think you can't film the property, which is not true. You can feel you can't go in there filming. Yeah, but, but you absolutely can film private property. I mean, like I get if you're being filmed, why that would be annoying. Like how would you feel if someone's filming you?

[Monet X Change]

It would be very annoying. But I mean, people film us. All the bitch people have film. I'm sure you've experienced this. People, people film me in public. Or like you ever see this thing where they see you and they want and want to interact? And then this happened on the subway the last time I was in New York City. And then it's just this. I'm like, at least do this. So I can't tell. But the phone is here and you're like this at me. And then so I go, I see you. And they're like, I'm like, I saw you filming me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I used to have more before Drag Race. People just like shot this drag queen. But I would always do this and film them back.

[Monet X Change]

That's good. You taught me that. We talk about the podcast. I would say it just for the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Make sure the flash is on. You have to make sure the flash is on when you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so they know There was someone who would say the N word, and mom was like, just film them. I was like, well, you like Monet. Next time they'll send this person, say N word. Just film them. I bet you they'll stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just film them.

[Monet X Change]

So, y', all, if you ever see someone do. Using the N word Republic, who should not be using, just take your camera out, put the flash on, and just see how they react. But I mean, now, be. Be prepared. They will probably get angry, and it may esc.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That may.

[Monet X Change]

Putting a flash on and film might escalate the situation, but they will stop saying it. What was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so funny. I want to laugh again in the future. It was such a good bit. You did. My question, too, is like, what are y' all doing in public that you don't want people to film you?

[Monet X Change]

I think it's more so annoyed. It's like feeling having someone filming you. It feels violating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then why get in the camera? Like, why go up to the camera?

[Monet X Change]

Because you think that you're gonna search a dominance and be like, you can't. Because they think that that's gonna scare them. You can't do that. It's illegal. They always say it's illegal or you're violating my rights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then my other question is like. Like this one, I was like, I don't know if you're filming. If you're zooming in on my face. He was like, I am. She goes, I don't know if you're zooming on my kid's face. He was like, I'm not, but I could. Like, you. You. I can film anything out here. I can film your children.

[Monet X Change]

I was just gonna say, are children protected in any type of way of this? I mean, only if you're a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't post it, but you can't. But you. You can.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, if. If. If you're in Times Square and you just get a video, you're not legally required to avoid children.

[Monet X Change]

Now, here's another thing. Or you can't. You can't post it, is what you're saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you probably can, but I

[Monet X Change]

think to blow things out, you have to get like, well, you know, I'm

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not 100% sure on those laws, but I think it's about, like, are you monetizing it? Did they sign a waiver? But you can just film. You can also, if it's under journalism, it's a. It's different than if It's. I'm not 100% sure of the laws, but I do know is if you're in public, no matter who you are, you can be filmed. It doesn't matter if you are the president or if you're a preschool child. If you are in public, you can be filmed.

[Monet X Change]

Because also, again, this is not on the same. It's not the same thing. But you think about when they have. When children commit crimes on the news, they always have to blow. Either they don't show the child or the child has to be blurred.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that's a law.

[Monet X Change]

Unexpected thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if it's a law or if it's just like a we don't want this kid to get in trouble thing. But I have seen minors committing crimes and have their faces shown on.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I like, every time I see it, they're. They're blurred out. Their name is not revealed or they don't show them at all. Like. Oh, they just don't even put pictures or video of them on the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm not 100% sure of those laws.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What these folks are doing and why they don't want to be filmed. I mean, I don't know. I don't be doing anything crazy, so I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't anything crazy in public either. But like you said, like doing drag in New York. I feel like I got filmed all the time. Especially when you. If you were to ride the trainers and people also being New York, I like, I feel like you see, she see crazy shit New York. Someone was just set on fire on the subway in New York. A drag queen is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also what makes it so wild to me is like, you don't want to see someone holding the camera. But when. But you're. You are being filmed pretty much nonstop in New York City. You are. Until you get to your home. And even in the hallway of your building, you're probably still being filmed. Like, you are more than likely being filmed.

[Monet X Change]

I don't live in a building.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about New York City.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't live in a building in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Anyway, what's your favorite fast food restaurant?

[Monet X Change]

Favorite fast food restaurante.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any fast food? Because I remember you and I had an argument on the podcast one time.

[Monet X Change]

I get fast famously, where you said

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you only ate organic. If y' all go back and watch the. Is that in the veganism episode? I can't remember.

[Monet X Change]

It was back. Girl. Y', all, y'. All. That is. It is back. It is back. When we're in Bob's Basement. There was something. There's some. That's when we're doing a crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The green screen. And Monet kept trying to say to me when they kept being like, I only eat organic. And I was like, that's not true. She's like, monet kept insisting, I only eat organic. I don't eat anything but organic food. And I was like, I don't know how true that is. Anyway, y' all go back and watch it. It was, it was, it was a very funny conversation.

[Jacob]

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[Commercial Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

See terms fast food. I think my favorite fast food place is probably Chipotle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I would say Chipotle. I love Chipotle. I mean, they had a phase where I would eat Chipotle three or four times a week. I mean, there's never been a fast food chain. I've done that. I've never done that with Popeyes or anything because those, I think my mind, those are just really bad for you. So I like, try to not eat it as much. But. But Chipotle. I would eat Chipotle four times a week, easily.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm torn between Taco Bell and Popeyes. Taco Bell is good because Taco Bell is. And once they hit. Once they hit the Doritos Locos,

[Monet X Change]

baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Once the Doritos Locos came out, which, by the way, I don't know if I told on the story, but like there's like a. Apparently like a sad tale with the Doritos Locos.

[Monet X Change]

It's a sad tale.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently the guy who came up with it was like a janitor and they never paid him for it. And then he died in poverty.

[Monet X Change]

See, don't y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't give up a custodian, apparently. But that might be, that might be. That might just be like a Internet lore tale. But apparently the guy who was like, you guys should do a Taco Made or Doritos.

[Monet X Change]

And well, I want to Throw Cool Ranch in the mix. But you said they did and wasn't good. I just don't understand how that was not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They had flaming. It just didn't sell. They had flaming hot for a while.

[Monet X Change]

And they're a flaming hot. Girl, you love a flaming hot. I do not like flaming hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And put them in the freezer. A cold chip is so good. Take. Y' all, listen to me. Take your flaming hot Cheetos, put them in the freezer, come back and eat them, and then you will thank me. Come back to this video and thank me below.

[Monet X Change]

Let me tell you how Bob is be on some weird shit. So I went. I was at Bob's studio the other day, his workspace. And Bob buys, like, you know, like, the Costco thing of chips that you have, like, the assortment of all the different chips. And then. So I was there, and I was looking for it. It's the one that has spicy nachos in it. And then none of the. There was no spicy nachos. None of the good chips. All that were left was, like, the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

regular Lays and Funyuns.

[Monet X Change]

And Funyuns. And I was like, girl, you need to, like, get a new box. He's like, no, I can't get it until I finish. I was like, what do you mean? I was like, he's like, girl, I can't get any box until I finish the bad chips. I was like, they're gonna make yourself eat the bad chips to finish off the box before we're getting a new one. I was like, wow, that's cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crazy. Then I'm just sitting here with mountains and mountains of Funyuns and Lays. Like, I'm going to have so many, they won't fit on the rack anymore.

[Monet X Change]

You're at an office. Go give it out to the other people. There's a whole other side of the office.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll probably love those money. They have acts. They can come get them if they want. People don't. If you just walk up. I don't want people to just walk up. Just give them chips like, hey, eat these Funyuns.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying, like, it's like the break room in the. On the. In the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have so many Funyuns right now.

[Monet X Change]

I do not like a Funyun. I do not fancy a Funyun. Not even a little bit. Funnies are not good chips.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As a kid, I like Funyuns, but now I don't. I'm just. I don't feature them anymore. Who has the best French Fries.

[Monet X Change]

Best French fries. Uh, and I will say everything I'm saying. Well, that's not true. But UK McDonald's, American McDonald's fries are not good. British McDonald's fries. What? American McDonald's fries are not good. They're too rubbery. They taste cardboardish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you talking about?

[Monet X Change]

The British McDonald's fries. For all my UK girlies out there, they're like, bitch, bitch. She knows the UK McDonald's fries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How is rubbery and cardboard the same thing?

[Monet X Change]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Jacob]

They're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They.

[Monet X Change]

They have a bad texture. Like you chew them and it's like it feels like you're not even. It feels like paperish. It doesn't feel like you're eating like a thing. Whether UK fries. They taste good. Love a UK fry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

McDonald's notoriously has great French fries.

[Monet X Change]

Not anymore. They've went down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the best French fries. To be honest. The best french fries. But you have to catch them on a. On a good day. Cuz sometime they will be underdone. But baby, five guys.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say. Oh my God.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. I'm such a fucking dumb bitch. You nailed it. Five guys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Five guys. Cajun fries are in.

[Monet X Change]

You're right, you're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I don't like is that they do not have ranch at five guys.

[Monet X Change]

But the Cajun fries do not taste good with ranch. You want to eat those with ketchup. And when you come for Christmas, Bob, you have to taste. I have it here. You can't get it anywhere else. The St. Lucia ketchup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's different about it?

[Monet X Change]

It's made of banana. Not made of. No, don't do your face that. Trust me. I'm gonna. When you come, I'm gonna have a thing of fries for you fresh out the air fryer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're gonna. I want from five guys. I don't want no. I don't want no healthy fries.

[Monet X Change]

Healthy fries. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Air fryer? I want greasy. You know what I love about five guys, baby?

[Jacob]

They.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They throw the fries at the bag. They put the fries and they put an extra handful of fries on top. The entire. You cannot put it in your lap. Your pants will be. You have to put it on a towel on your chair in the seat or else your car will just be ruined.

[Monet X Change]

It's great. Five guys fries. You're right. What I think of five. First of all, they are so generous in their portions and they taste so. It's because they cook in that peanut oil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, ranch tastes good on almost Anything savory. I'm trying to think of something savory that I would not want to eat with ranch. Now, there's something that I like. I'll have a pizza with ranch, but I prefer my pizza without any ranch. I prefer the garlic dip, but like, I don't know. I can't think of anything Ranch and pizza. It's pretty common. It's very common.

[Monet X Change]

I've never heard of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is incredibly common.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all comment below if y' all be doing ranch and pizza. We doing ranch and pizza now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you think they sell ranch at Pizza Hut in Domino?

[Monet X Change]

I haven't noticed that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake, have you ever had ranch on pizza or heard of it?

[Jacob]

Yeah, but also, like, I'm dating you and I've heard it because I'm dating you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You heard of it through me.

[Jacob]

I mean, I'm not really out here in these ranch streets like you are.

[Monet X Change]

Ranch is a very black condiment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't realize that. But I'm trying to think of one savory dish. Except maybe like a soup. Like, I don't. I wouldn't want to put it on my noodles. There it is. I wouldn't want to put it on my noodles.

[Monet X Change]

Some of you do that. So we do. I think was Saweetie the rapper. She does spaghetti and ranch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, I see it. But I would do a ranch powder, though. I like ranch. I like ranch flavoring on my popcorn. The ranch popcorn salt is so good.

[Monet X Change]

No, I like the blue. What's the blue one that I like? The white. No, it's not white cheddar. The blue one. I forget what it is. Not blue cheese. The blue kettle. The one that's in the. The popcorn thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you describe the flavor profile?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. I haven't had it in so long. Maybe it's a white cheddar I like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it light blue or dark blue?

[Monet X Change]

It's the dark blue one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. But Jacob, can you maybe Google that? But yeah, I. And also, checkers is a close second.

[Jacob]

It's a blue colored ranch dressing.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's the. The popcorn seasonings. The one in the blue color. The dark blue color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, the ones we have at home. Checkers is a close second for sure. Cheese fries.

[Monet X Change]

They're too similar to Popeyes. Cajun fries. I don't. With Popeyes.

[Jacob]

Dark blue is white cheddar.

[Monet X Change]

White cheddar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Popeyes is too. I don't like Popeyes. Cajun fries. I don't like checkers. They're too hard. I love the five guys, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to take you to Crystals.

[Monet X Change]

I've been to Crystals before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've been to Crystals?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When?

[Monet X Change]

In my life, Bob. I've encountered many crystals before this bitch. Where?

[Jacob]

All over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name one place you've been doing crystals at.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. On a gig to Patty and I have been to Crystals before. I had Crystals before I even was on drag. Like before. Before I lived before. Like, as an adult. I've been to Crystals in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not in New York.

[Monet X Change]

Not in New York and other places. I've been to other places besides New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even have crystals above Pennsylvania.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not true. I mean, Pennsylvania is the north. What are you talking about, above Pennsylvania? What do you mean? In Vermont and Boston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but there's no crystals above Pennsylvania.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? There's a lot of country under Pennsylvania, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but a lot of those places have a southern flair to them. You know what I mean? Like what states touch Pennsylvania? Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

New Jersey. Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, beneath it on the. On the south side.

[Monet X Change]

New Jersey is below. Is below thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Below Pennsylvania is. No, New Jersey is not. No, it's right next to it. New Jersey is directly to the west of it. I mean, the east of it below is Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina. And I don't mean I prefer Crystals over White Castle. And I. Maybe it's because I grew up with Crystals. And Crystals has great chili cheese fries and chili cheese pups and their corn dogs. I love Crystal. Genuinely love Crystals. I like.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I. I prefer White Castle, but I mean, they're so. It's. They're so similar. They're so similar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's this place I went to in Virginia called, like, Drive in or. Or. Or Eat Shit. It's called something like that. Like. Like the Drive in or the Lock, Eat through or some fucking place that I've eaten at recently that I discovered on the Sibling Rivalry tour, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hooked up this couple and they took me there after we hooked up.

[Jacob]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what I think is overhyped and is not the tea?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Georgia's own Varsity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Varsity is not great. No, varsity is not great.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what is okay? Sweet greens. Sure.

[Monet X Change]

Love sweet greens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a place called Freshco in Florida. If you eat at Freshco, you will be like. You will be mad every time you eat sweet greens after that. You'll be like, I'm annoyed that I

[Monet X Change]

have to eat this Freshco is a chain. I've seen a lot of Freshco's and they're never really that good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've had it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Freshco's in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, no, New York has Dig in, which is just like Freshco.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe I'm thinking about something else, but Freshco with like. It's like. It's like fresh and the co is on the end of it and it's like a green lettering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I've had Fresh go before and I don't think it's that good, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God. I loved when I was in Orlando. It's Fresh Co. Fresh co. I was eating there. Nonst. It was so good. I was obsessed. And I'm Now I'm mad that we don't have one here and I gotta fucking eat Sweet greens.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. I think sweet greens is pretty good. I like sweet greens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your sweet green Dig.

[Monet X Change]

They didn't put Dig in la. I love Digg the macaroni and cheese. I dig is so fucking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same with Fresh and Co. Fresh and Co is Dig Dig. It's called Dig In.

[Monet X Change]

Dig In. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fresh and Co is digging. It's the same. It's the same idea.

[Monet X Change]

I just love food. Food. I'm so happy. I love food. I love food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what's shockingly good? And I did. I don't know why I didn't expect it to be good, but I gonna say it might be.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna say better. But. Have you been to a Del Taco?

[Monet X Change]

I've never been to Del Taco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I had my first Del Taco experience with. It was some drag queen. Was it Selena S titties? Someone. Me and someone had our first. No, it was not a drag queen. It was. It was Taylor O'Rear. Nevermind. We were leaving a drag show and we went to. Because there's a Del Taco right across the street from Akbar. Yeah, baby. Del Taco is genuinely fantastic. Genuinely.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Fantastic is a wild word to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get. I mean, if you think Taco Bell's fantastic, Del Taco is great. I was shocked.

[Monet X Change]

Or Taco Bell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Woo. Okay. What gives Taco Bell the edge for me is their ingenuity, their. Their creativity. Right. Taco Bell is. Is really perverting Mexican food to a point where it's almost not even recognizable as Mexican food anymore.

[Monet X Change]

That's what Taco Mexican. It's people who get very. It's Tex Mex. It's not Mexican. People like that is not About.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not Tex Mex.

[Monet X Change]

That. That's. No, that's what people be saying who are Mexican. I've said it's for. They're like, girl, do not call Mexico. But it's Tex Mex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? Anyone who eats Tex Mex will tell you Taco Bell is not Tex Mex. Taco Bell is. I'll give you. That's maybe not. Not Mexican food, but that's what. That's why I say they've perverted Mexican food. They're not. It's not me. It's just perverted Mexican food. Which, by the way, Mexicans love Taco Bell.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not saying they don't. I'm just saying Mexicans, they're like, girl, do not call Taco Bell. That's not Mexican food, honey. That is Tex Mex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What Mexicans are saying that.

[Monet X Change]

What Mexicans Like a lot of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a lot of Mexicans. Can you name one of the Mexicans who said this to you?

[Monet X Change]

Like, friends of mine who have said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name one of these Mexican friends?

[Monet X Change]

No. That feels weird to be. I don't want to not mention people's names.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naming Mexicans feels weird.

[Monet X Change]

No, I just don't want to get in the thing of identifying people who are. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mexican.

[Monet X Change]

I would just rather not engage in this behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just a natural.

[Monet X Change]

It's just a. I know, but now we're getting weird about what? Sex, Mexico, Mexicans. I just don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did you date a Mexican guy and he loved Taco Bell work? Yeah, he's Mexican. He probably still is Mexican.

[Monet X Change]

I've never dated a Mexican guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, yeah, Del. Taco is generally good food and their tacos are better, but they don't have the ingenuity. So Taco Bell is making. Like I said, they're perverting Mexican food and making just crazy stuff. They're like, what can we wrap in? What. What can we smear on? What. What three things can we combine to make something that has just never been done in the world before?

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's what Taco Bell has this guy follow. I'm going to make it today. He makes. He makes his, like, own Crunchwrap Supreme. I'm using puff pastry and I really. I wrote down all the materials.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wasabi deviled eggs.

[Monet X Change]

Yet I don't have the recipe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought Jacob said it to you.

[Monet X Change]

No, Jacob, you should be. You should make them for. For Christmas. Oh, maybe I will.

[Jacob]

It could be cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're genuine.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna do latkes Oh, I. I love a latke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I love a matzo ball soup. I love. So I love a lot of Jewish food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's very New York City. What was the. What was the Lock up parody you were laughing at yesterday, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Oh, it was. It was popular.

[Monet X Change]

Latke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

La la Latka. Oh, yeah. La la Latka. You.

[Monet X Change]

You reading latkes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll be kosher. Just not quite as kosher as me. Maria has a video of us singing what is this Feeling on her phone that she refuses to post.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not engaging in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why won't you post it? Because I outdid you. Because I outshined you.

[Monet X Change]

Who has the best fried chicken?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just tell me if it's because I outshined you or not.

[Monet X Change]

Who has the best fried chicken? Just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can say yes or no. Is it because I was selling better than you?

[Monet X Change]

No. Who has the best fried chicken?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Jollibee. No, Jollibee has really good fried chicken, but they do weird things. Like, they have, like, weird to me. Cause I don't put these things together. But you order fried chicken, and it comes with a side of spaghetti.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that's kind of a Southern thing. But I. I was. I was never one of those.

[Monet X Change]

I think Jollibee is. Where is. It's Philippine is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's a Filipino restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mabuhay. Yeah, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Let me look that up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, some of my favorite fried chicken was this place called Cocoa Wings that was on the Upper west side at. On 106 between Amsterdam and Broadway. Baby, Cocoa Wings was Korean fried chicken. And when I tell you, baby, I used to go to the KFC at Broadway in 106, buy a. Buy some fries so I can get the ranch. They will not just give you. They won't just sell you ranch. Then I walk back to Cocoa Wings with my ranch. Because let me tell you right now, y', all, I don't want to eat wings without ranch. I don't want it. I. I like wings by themselves. But I. I want ranch on every single bite of every single wing that I eat. Yeah, every bite.

[Monet X Change]

Now, do you. Do you, like, drench it in it? I like it to act in my wing. I do not want it swimming in ranch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dunked. Every bite dunked in. In ranch. And not only that, if I order Popeyes and you do not send me the sauce, you have ruined my experience. I would agree that you have genuinely made this an unpleasant experience. I'm mad. I'm more angry if you. I'm more angry if you don't see me ranch than I am if you don't send me a straw.

[Monet X Change]

I agree with that. It's. It's annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I buy extra ranch so they'll see it on the ticket. Uh huh.

[Monet X Change]

And they won't. They won't do it. Sometimes they just ignore it. It's honestly rude. And then, but what I mean, I mean. And again, it's. Again, it's not about getting the refund because I didn't get it. It's about like I wanted to have this with my meal and now I can't have it in my. And my, and my, My experience is ruined. Like the joy of eating this meal is gone because you have decided to just not put my thing in the thing in the back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I will say ranch is the one thing that really pissed me off. Like when you don't give me the sauce. Like I'm not eating chicken nuggets without something to dip them in.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I might just sit here and just eat chicken nuggets without anything to dunk them in.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know who has good chicken? Who has good chicken? Who has. Who has good Dunkin sauce? Who has a good barbecue? It's like barbecuey and nice and tangy. The fucking Shake Shack barbecue sauce is on another level. It is so delicious. It's. It tastes so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Their nuggets are too.

[Monet X Change]

The nuggets are good too, but sometimes the bread is. What I don't like about them is the breading falls off of the nuggets, which is annoying. So now I just have a fucking naked.

[Jacob]

I don't want.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want a fucking naked chicken breast, nigga. I want my shit wrapped in breading. And now I'm just eating a naked thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now don't get me wrong.

[Monet X Change]

I will eat the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm still eating it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm still eating the breading. I will get my breading together and make a little breading ball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know for sure.

[Monet X Change]

And eat that me and Zach went

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to Shake Shack the other day and who? Zach? Noy Towers, Zach or Jack? I'm crazy. Tell me if I'm crazy. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm on the machine and I want an extra ranch because I also dip my fries in the ranch. I dip the nuggets and the fries in the ranch and one ranch will not be enough. I don't want. I. I will. I will have ketchup, but I prefer to dip my fries in ranch. I do love mixing the ranch with the ketchup and dip my fries in that as well. Anyway, also, if you're someone who puts ketchup on the fries and then eats them, you're insane.

[Monet X Change]

I do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You put them on the fries.

[Monet X Change]

You don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't scoop them in.

[Commercial Voice]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You put the ketchup on the fries.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a mess.

[Monet X Change]

Because you get more bang for your buck that way. Because when I do it the way you talking about, bitch, I'm three. I'm five fries in, and I've already drain half the well, so Now I have 95 fries. And so when I spread it out, at least I know I'm getting a kind of equal bite of. And I. I take my fries out and I make them flat, and then I get ketchup on everything so I can know I'm having equal ketchup on all my food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, ketchup is plentiful. You never have to fight for ketchup. You never have to fight for ketchup, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you can. In the uk they will.

[Jacob]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You cannot go and ask for ketchup. You have to buy ketchup as a separate thing. You can't just. You don't get a thing of ketchup

[Bob the Drag Queen]

packe in the States. They think they're trying to distract us with the ketchup. No, I want the ranch anyway. So I. I'm on the machine also. I'm on the machine ordering myself, and the machine was still like, how much you gonna tip? I'm annoyed when all you've done is ring it up. I had to ring up my own food, and you are still asking me for a tip.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, tipping is wild on that, so you better get him some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I gave him something, which I was. I'm annoyed that. But anyway, so I'm on the machine, I order the ranch, but you can't get an extra ranch. I look at say, I would like one extra. I would like an extra ranch as well. And she goes, okay, I can do that for you. She brings the. The food over it. She goes, you wanted one extra ranch, right? And I was like, yeah, one extra ranch. And she sits it down. How many ranches should I have?

[Monet X Change]

Two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Thank you. Zach was like, no, you should have said two extra ranches. I said, no, I said one extra one. I already have. Not one. No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

Wait. So did you order. So you were able to order one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and then I wanted one extra. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so you should have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Zach was like, no, no, no. So I. I looked at. I was like, oh. So I opened the thing. I was like, oh, there's no other ranch in here. I thought there was going to be two ranches because I wanted one extra ranch. I get one and I want an extra ranch on top of that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you should have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. That makes so much sense to me. I need one extra ranch. One more of those.

[Monet X Change]

One more? Yeah. I mean, y', all, Bob and I like food. We talk about fast food all day. I love food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want. I want to order Taco Bell today.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm going to make my. Well, I mean, you can order Taco Bell, come over, and I'm going to make my crunch wrap supreme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, after this, I have. I have a town hall, so I'm in this fucking office studio. I hate saying office. It sounds so boring and stuffy. I'm in this studio all day today.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, I'm. I'm hungry. I ain't nothing all day. As soon as we get done with this, I'm going to get my ingredients, my crunchwrap supreme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, we're actually cooking right now. We're low key cooking, so maybe I can come over and eat Taco Bell.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I have to go to the supermarket to buy my groceries first. It's going to be a little while. I don't have. I don't have any of the materials here. Like, when I look up recipes online, it'd be like, oh, like, who does? I mean, I guess people don't have this in their house. Like, they do it for the video, right? But, like, a lot of the ingredients. When I find something I'm gonna make, I always have to go buy. I don't ever have anything in my house because I don't keep anything. Also, when I finish make a recipe, I mean, this is wasteful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's not, you throw the stove away.

[Monet X Change]

If it's not something that can go in like a cabinet, like a spice or something other thing, like the extra dill or the extra. I throw all that away because I'm not gonna use it. I'm gonna sit in the fridge and spoil. So I just throw it all away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that does sound crazy, you know.

[Monet X Change]

All right. Oh, wait, wait. Keeping it or throwing it away sounds crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Throwing it away.

[Monet X Change]

What am I gonna do? It's gonna. It's gonna sit. What am I gonna do with. With dill?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you never gonna use dill again?

[Monet X Change]

But dill exp. Not in the time I'll need to use it. For example, I made that viral cucumber salmon salad thing. I bought dill for that, and the dill sat in my fridge for a month and a half until it was yellow and rotting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about flour? You think it's flour away?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I said things that can't go in a cabinet, we keep. Cause that. But, you know, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

I've never noticed this in America. In St. Lucia, when we would keep things like cereal too long or like, flour, they would get weevils. Do y' all have weevils in America?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like mealworms?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what a mealworm. It's like a little dark thing that, like, go.

[Jacob]

I mean, we do have them here, but they don't really occur in food.

[Monet X Change]

That would happen to us, girl. All the time. Things will get weevils all the time. So I guess so. But I know how to preserve it now. We put it in a thing and a thing and a thing. But yeah. Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Also, last thing I'll say before we go is that if I. Which is very rare, but if I buy one thing that will probably go bad. I actively use that thing, right? So, like, if I bought up, let's say, peanut butter, I'm like, now, everything for the next month has peanut butter

[Monet X Change]

in it, but peanut butter won't expire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't think of anything else in time but, like, I am now the peanut butter girl. I am now the garlic girl. I am now the whatever girl until that thing is gone.

[Monet X Change]

It's also why I don't. I don't make things, like, a lot like this. I order so much food, which is. Which I'm trying to change for this next year. I'm not going to order it out as much. I'll be better at stuff like that. Maybe there's also. I mean, again, not being home. Right. Why are you trying to change that? Because I. I just looked up my expensive. I spend too much money on Uber Eats. I spend too much money. It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is.

[Monet X Change]

It's not good. It's a behavior I want to change for myself. I think it's ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a reason why Uber Eats doesn't give you a wrap to the end of the year, girl. Here's your Uber Eats wrap.

[Monet X Change]

I need to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, the Uber Eats wrap would be insane. Insane.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to see it because I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? Starting next year, I'm going to do my own UberEats wrap. I'm going to log the food the places I go, the money I spend, which restaurants I eat the most, the drinks I got.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to go on Uber Eats and print it out. You can go on Uber Eats and find all your orders for the past year. You can do that?

[Jacob]

Should I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we do our UberEats wrap and share them?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be embarrassed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you dare? Come on.

[Monet X Change]

I would be so embarrassed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's do our Uber Eats wrap for the year. We'll find out how much we spent, we'll find out where we ate the most. Honestly, this is a good idea.

[Monet X Change]

I'll engage with you. But, girl, sometimes Bob, I will order a cookie from the other side of the hill and get it delivered to me. A single cookie. So for that one cookie, I'm spending $26 for a cookie to get from over here to here. That's insane and ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would just get in my car and drive.

[Monet X Change]

I live in the valley, though. You don't live in the valley.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there's cookies nearby.

[Monet X Change]

But not the levain cookie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got me there. You got me. Bye. Bye.