The One About Feet

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: “The One About Feet”

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Monét X Change, Bob the Drag Queen
Date: September 11, 2023
Summary Prepared By: [Your Name]

Episode Overview

In this engaging and outrageously funny episode, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen tackle the theme of feet—sharing personal stories of pain, shame, surgery, and a fair bit of sexual foot discourse. Along the way, they reflect on 9/11 memories from their youth, debate what makes a comedian “an insult comic,” examine the implications of capitalism and fame, and, as ever, serve up their signature blend of banter, shade, and infectious chemistry.

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Key Topics & Discussion Breakdown

1. 9/11 Reflections and School Memories

Timestamps: 02:25 – 15:14

• Personal accounts of 9/11: Both hosts share where they were and how their schools reacted on September 11, 2001.
  • Monét: Sixth grade, Marine Park, Brooklyn. Describes confusion among students and teachers, eventual news of the attacks, and seeing smoke from the roof. (03:05)
    • “We saw teachers warning past in the hallway… And she told us that teachers were going on the roof and they could see the smoke.” (05:08)
  • Bob: 10th grade, Georgia, drama class. Watched live TV footage as the second plane struck and the Pentagon was hit. (07:44)
    • “Baby, when that second one hit, we were like, oh, that shut us up. And when they fell, it was a wrap.” (09:07)
• School personalities: Both hosts discuss being “the talker” in class, getting disciplined for socializing, and Monet mentions being bullied for being “fat, Black, and gay.” (07:08)
  • “I was fat, Black, and gay. Those three things made me a target.” – Monét (07:13)

2. Joan Rivers, Insult Comedy & Roasts

Timestamps: 15:14 – 22:36

• Debating Joan Rivers’ comic style: Monét argues Joan Rivers was an insult comic, Bob disagrees and says her act was more about self-deprecation and observational humor. (16:01)
  • “Joan Rivers is not an insult comic.” – Bob (15:42)
  • “Joan—her whole shtick is making fun of people, insulting people.” – Monét (16:01)
• Comedy Central roast breakdown: Trivia about Joan Rivers’ Comedy Central roast; discussion about how Joan herself reacted to being roasted (“she was not happy with it”). Memorable savage jokes, like the Pete Davidson/9-11 joke. (14:42)

3. Plantar Fasciitis & Black Families’ Feet

Timestamps: 23:10 – 28:39

• Monét’s diagnosis: Monét reveals she has plantar fasciitis, details symptoms, and muses why so many Black people seem to have flat feet. (23:32)
  • “Most Black people are flat-footed. Why is that?” – Monét (23:19)
  • Bob questions the generalization; Monét doubles down, lists friends/family: “Every time I see a Black foot, it’s flat.” (23:45)
• What is plantar fasciitis? Layman’s explanation using relatable, comedic language. (25:17)
  • “Bottom of my feet... are just in pain... sharp pain in your heels every morning.” – Monét (25:17)

4. Foot Pain, Walking, and Shoe Habits

Timestamps: 28:39 – 31:19

• Who walks more? Bob describes his love of walking, including long treks to deliver memory cards for the Pit Stop. They debate walking habits and Bob’s claim: “I walk more than most people.” (26:47)
• Foot massages: Bob recounts a (somewhat erotic) massage experience where the masseur refused to touch his feet: “He looked at my feet, put his hands on my back, and just said, ‘No.’” (32:25)

5. Feet in Sex and Fetish Culture

Timestamps: 29:16 – 40:03

• Attraction to feet: Both hosts clarify they’re not “into feet,” but Bob admits he’s put toes in his mouth “if it ends up near my face during sex.” Monét wants “no part.” (29:17)
  • “I am not into feet... I don’t want you to suck my toes.” – Monét (29:17)
  • “If your foot’s, like, by my face, I might... [sucks noise].” – Bob (29:28)
• Foot-focused scenarios: They riff on hypothetical sexual situations, with much laughter and classic Sibling Rivalry sex talk.
• Pedicures: Bob reveals his feet always hurt after a pedicure and that his feet are very ticklish. Monét counters that relationship with a regular technician is key. (61:32)

6. Famous Mangled Feet & Foot Surgery

Timestamps: 33:31 – 36:18

• Tokyo Styles’ foot surgery: Discussion of Tokyo Styles posting (and deleting) graphic foot pics as she sought surgical help; Monét shares plans to get similar surgery for corns and future bunion prevention. (35:36)
  • “I hit him up, and I’m gonna get my feet done as well… I have, like, two corns.” – Monét (35:55)

7. Ingrown Toenails and Foot Trauma (with Graphic Descriptions!)

Timestamps: 36:31 – 39:14

• Bob’s horror story: Bob describes chronic ingrown toenails as a kid—one particularly grisly incident involved his big toe swelling and bursting, “like hitting a water balloon full of guts.” (37:53)

8. Sex Acts: Footjobs, Titty Jobs, and Preferences

Timestamps: 39:14 – 42:27

• Do they like feet in sex? Bob doesn’t, but finds feet “cute and sexy.” Monét thinks hand jobs are “so whack” and isn’t into titty jobs or foot stuff. (39:33)
• Body positivity & gender norms: They riff humorously on chest size, gym routines, and the weirdness of what bodies/parts are allowed to be exposed in public. (42:27)

9. Gym Etiquette & Weirdos

Timestamps: 43:40 – 45:17

• Gym pet peeves: Shirtless gym-goers, jeans at the gym, and lifting in flip-flops are all called out as offenses—“Prison immediately.” (43:57)

10. More on Surgery & Recovery

Timestamps: 45:17 – 47:09

• Surgery details: Monét discusses that recovery from foot surgery is quick—just ugly shoes for a few weeks.
  • “He said, I’ll be able to walk that day… just wear those ugly surgery shoes for two weeks.” – Monét (45:59)
• Plantar fasciitis isn’t operable: It can be managed, but “there’s nothing you can do to fix it.” (46:54)

11. Foot Archetypes and Shoe Sizing

Timestamps: 47:39 – 50:32

• Comparing feet/arches: Jokes about Jacob’s extremely arched feet versus Bob and Monét’s flat or “leaning” ones; visual gags with shoe sizes, baby shoe keychains, and family lore. (48:56)

12. Capitalism, Billionaires, and Ethics

Timestamps: 50:38 – 53:44

• Do you need to be unethical to become a billionaire? Debate about whether vast wealth necessitates exploiting people (“cracking eggs”). Both seem skeptical you can become ultra-wealthy ethically. (52:36)
  • “You have to do something unethical… There’s just no way to amass that amount of money and not do that.” – Monét (52:49)

13. Oprah, The Rock, and Maui Wildfire Controversy

Timestamps: 54:26 – 56:45

• Celebrities soliciting donations: Criticism of Oprah and The Rock for asking the public to fund Maui disaster relief when they could foot the bill themselves.
  • “They're like, bitch, y’all can both give $5 million each, and it’ll be good.” – Monét (56:24)

14. Fame, Happiness, & the Desire to Stay Grounded

Timestamps: 56:45 – 59:41

• Fame versus fulfillment: Bob reflects on not wanting to be much more famous than he is; Monet presses for trade-offs between fame and creative fulfillment.

15. Final Banter: N-Word Boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, and Recap

Timestamps: 61:21 – End

• Use of the N-word: Bob and Monét humorously but candidly navigate discomfort with racialized language among Black friends, referencing Shangela and Sibling Rivalry’s unique chemistry.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We saw teachers warning past in the hallway… And she told us that teachers were going on the roof and they could see the smoke.” – Monét (05:08)
• “Baby, when that second one hit, we were like, oh, that shut us up. And when they fell, it was a wrap.” – Bob (09:07)
• “I was fat, Black, and gay. Those three things made me a target.” – Monét (07:13)
• “Joan Rivers is not an insult comic.” – Bob (15:42)
• “If your foot’s, like, by my face, I might... [sucks noise].” – Bob (29:28)
• “If you buy somebody’s shoes, they’ll walk out of your life.” – Monét (30:23)
• “He looked at my feet, put his hands on my back, and just said, ‘No.’” – Bob (32:25)
• “I used to get really, really, really bad ingrown toenails. My big toe was just like the size of a golf ball.… It exploded—like hitting a water balloon full of guts.” – Bob (37:53)
• “Hand jobs are so whack. I’m like, what are we in, 7th grade?” – Monét (39:45)
• “You have to do something unethical… There’s just no way to amass that amount of money and not do that.” – Monét (52:49)
• “I honestly don’t think I want to be much more famous than I am right now.” – Bob (56:45)

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Sibling Rivalry Wit & Energy – Sample Exchanges

• On feet:
  • Monét: “I don’t want to suck your toes. I don’t want you to suck my toes.” (29:17)
  • Bob: “If your foot ends up by my face, I might [imitates sucking].” (29:28)
• On friend group foot statistics:
  • Monét: “All my friends who are Black have flat feet.” (23:45)
  • Bob: “Are you saying most flat-footed people are Black or…” (23:37)
• On sexual hypotheticals:
  • Bob: “Would you lick Michael B. Jordan’s feet?”
  • Monét: “Hell, no. I ain’t touching nobody’s feet!” (63:56)

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Conclusion

The episode is peak Sibling Rivalry: endlessly quotable, NSFW, vulnerable, and hilarious. Monét and Bob spin a simple subject (“feet”) into a tour of shared history, body trauma, sexual innuendo, and surprisingly deep takes on comedy, privilege, and ambition—all while roasting themselves, each other, and every walking, aching, corny toe in between.

For full context and plenty of laughs, listen to the episode wherever you get your podcasts. For visuals, Patreon subscribers get bonus dog and shoe content.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

We have hundreds of thousands of. Hundreds of thousands of listeners, but we have almost 20,000 on our Patreon. So there should be at least 20k reviews on Apple Podcasts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

And also, even if you don't listen on Apple podcasts, you get it as an Apple user, if you have an iPhone, just download the app and go. Leave a five star review and a comment. That's all you gotta do. It's gonna take you literally, literally one minute to do all of that. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling rival. On today's episode, Monat gets diagnosed with plantar fasciitis.

[Monet X Change]

We talk all about feet and we

[Bob the Drag Queen]

found out what made Monat say this,

[Monet X Change]

y', all the last two episodes. I don't know what this nigga's going through. He is literally actively choosing to chew into the microphone after you already. Now you find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet X Change. Oh, we have Monet x change for RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh, My God. What are you wearing? Who are you wearing? Today's 9 11. Monet. Where were you on 9 11?

[Monet X Change]

It's the first thing you say to me. The Cameras gets to zero Monet. Today's 9 11. Good morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is.

[Monet X Change]

How are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you and I, we were speaking before. The cameras are rolling, so don't act brand new. We were talking. I did not wake up. And the first thing I said to you was, Monet, today's 9 11. You and I have had an entire.

[Monet X Change]

Dude, what? Today's 9 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it is 9 11. What were you doing? What were you doing? 9 11.

[Monet X Change]

9 11. I was in social studies class with Mr. Lewis at Marine Park Junior High School. And we were in school, and then we just. We saw the teachers, like, you know that thing in school. And all the teachers are like, guys, give me five minutes. And, like, one teacher will come to the door and, like, they're talking at the thing that was that. That little conversation went on for, like, 20 minutes. And we were like. And we saw teachers, like, warning her paths in the hallway. So we didn't know what's going on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then in Brooklyn.

[Monet X Change]

In Brooklyn. And then by, like, the afternoon, a teacher. I think it was our art teacher, our teacher who used. She hated us. Me and Kamika's class. 6 11. We were such a bad class. Also, again, I said, I see that for you. I went to really bad middle school. Well, not us. Like, the whole. The whole school was bad. But we were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you had a. You contributed, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. You know, I did talk a lot. I would always. Did teachers call your house saying that you were talking in class?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of, but not that often.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they used to call my house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People call my house. Yes, But I mostly got it written on all. Literally every report card I had up until, like, sixth grade.

[Monet X Change]

You mostly got it written up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said, no, I had it written on every report card I had from, like, up until, like, sixth grade.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would get that. And Kevin socializes too much. It was always, kevin's really smart, but he won't stop talking. And then. So she would always go, excuse me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

6 11. Please, we need you quiet. I'm waiting. 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Monet X Change]

And she was really quiet. She said to us, hey, guys, so wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to paint a picture. Can you describe what she looked like? Can you paint a visual picture of us? How does she look?

[Monet X Change]

I forget her name. She was. I would say she was roughly about, like. Again, my concept of height and weight and stuff is so different back Then because I was just a little person that didn't, you know, whatever. But I want to say she was maybe like about 5, 7. She was a average, average bodied white woman with like shoulder length, shoulder length itch hair. But she would have like, she always do half up the back down age. And I would, I couldn't even guess what age she was. Like she could have been 25 or she could have been 45, I don't remember. Or I didn't like her. I didn't realize what she was. And then, so she was really, she was really like not, not nice. She was very like, like not as high strung as normally. She's like, guys, there's been a really bad. There's been a terrorist attack on our, on our country in, in this city. And she was. And she's like. And she told us like kind of roughly what, what happened. And then she told us that teachers were going on the roof and they could see the smoke from the buildings from the roof of our school, which was in Marine Park. Marine park is several miles from Manhattan. And then we're like, oh my God. And then she's like, some of your parents are coming to pick you up from school. This will be happening throughout the day. And the rest of you who you will go home normally on the bus after school, whatever your usual thing. And I found out when I went home, like what really happened. What about you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were the kids, were the kids making jokes?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Monet, did you have any, did you have any classmates who had parents in the towers or any experience like anybody in those in the situation?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think, I don't. Not to my knowledge. None of my classmates are like, we don't remember anyone finding out anyone's parents had passed away in the towers or was in it if they were. I didn't know him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you have any interview with friends making any weird jokes and laughing and shit during thing where it's like, stop playing. Stop playing.

[Monet X Change]

Probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably.

[Monet X Change]

This was the school where I got jumped like five times and I jumped people. So I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It seems like you were the common denominator in all these jumpings. It sound like maybe you were a problem.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I was. No, you know, you know what the problem was because I was fat, black and gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why was it no one else was black.

[Monet X Change]

I mean it is a black school, but I was fat, black and gay. Those three things made me a target.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That you're the only fat black AK.

[Monet X Change]

That's my knowledge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. I was in Ms. Baker's class. She was my drama teacher. Ms. Baker's probably five. Five.

[Monet X Change]

How old were you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in 10th grade, so that's 15, 14. And Ms. Baker. Well, they used to see where they would. They would roll in the TVs so that when you wanted to watch TV, you had to go get a TV from the AV room. So they rolled TVs into essentially every classroom. Some people would join, like, some classrooms kind of combined. And we all just watched it on

[Monet X Change]

TV live, like, as it was happening

[Bob the Drag Queen]

after the first plane hit. We were watching TV and we all watched the second plane hit.

[Monet X Change]

Is that a plane?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, I don't know. I think the teachers kept trying to give us back reports, and they were like, let's just roll the TVs in so I can just see what's happening. They roll the TVs in. And I watched the. I watched the coverage live as the. The Pentagon was hit and the second tower was hit, and I watched the towers fall on tv. It was. It was low key crazy.

[Monet X Change]

And y' all were like, yo, we

[Bob the Drag Queen]

didn't talk like that. Oh, it's in Georgia. No one said, oh my. Oh, oh, shit, son, the country's mad. Hey, yo, hey, yo, these terrors are mad tight right now. No, we didn't talk.

[Monet X Change]

They were like, oh, my God, John

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Paul, Lord have mercy. I don't know what to do. No, we were like, oh. We were like, oh, my God. We were like. So we were watching it and of course there were students, like, making jokes and stuff and like, being like, I'm glad we're not in class and stuff. And then, baby, when that second one hit, we were like, oh, that shut us up. And when they fell, it was a wrap. It was a rap. No one was. No jokes, no nothing. We were just like, this is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Did you have the. Did you. Did you all understand? Y' all were in high school? Did y' all understand the gravity of what happened? Like, how serious it was?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, very much so. It was very clear. What grade were you in?

[Monet X Change]

I was in sixth grade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was very clear. It was very evident. It was. It was quite grave. And yes, it was very apparent to us because the news was making. The news was really landing on thick. Understandable.

[Monet X Change]

It was at the beginning of the school year. It was like the first week of school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was in the morning, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, in the morning. Yeah, we were both on the. Yeah, we were in the morning. Yeah, it was pretty wild. And I mean, we also were watching

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the people jump, which Was really crazy.

[Monet X Change]

My aunt worked. I don't think she worked down there. She did work. She worked in Greenwich, which Greenwich is far enough from. That's from the Twin Towers. But it's in relative. I have a conversation with Andy the other day. Relative. Like, everything can be relative. Like when people. And I obviously want to say relatively close. Whatever. I get it. But in theory, everything is relative anyway, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. Everything is relative. Was Andy saying things aren't relative?

[Monet X Change]

No, but my point was when people say, well, she's relatively close, I'm like, you can say that to anything. If someone lives. If someone lives in fucking San Francisco, she's relatively closer to me than my aunt, who lives in New York, but it's still fucking far away. So I'm like. People saying relative is so annoying to me, anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think when people say relatively close, they're saying relative to other things that are also close.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I know. I'm saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when I say. I can say, for example, that I'm in Long island right now, but I can say that I'm relatively close to New York, I can say that to you. But if I was talking to someone who was in, you know, Newark, New Jersey, I would. I wouldn't. I'm not relatively close. They're. They're much closer than.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're having a very semantic argument. I don't remember what it was. It was something. It was.

[Shannon Maldonado]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

It was a very semantic thing. It was. Anyway, so who won? I won. And then. So I feel what I was saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would he say.

[Unidentified Guest]

He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would he say you. If I. If I called in right now, he'd be like, yeah, Monet won that one. Probably your aunt was working relatively close to.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, oh, she was in Greenwich. And Greenwich is pretty close to. To. To. To the. Oh, maybe she wasn't working.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember Greenwich Village.

[Monet X Change]

Or maybe not. I think that's my. My aunt's office moved so many times. She was in Jersey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Called Greenwich, Connecticut.

[Monet X Change]

Greenwich. No, Greenwich downtown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Greenwich Village.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Greenwich Village, but, yeah. Did you. Did you know anyone? I mean, you were in Georgia, but I don't know if in your life you've known someone who, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. There was this one girl in my school with a thick, thick, thick, thick New York accent. And we were all like. We're all, like, looking at her the whole time, this one girl. And her accent was so annoying. I couldn't stand the way she talked. Because if I was just putting on,

[Monet X Change]

like, it felt like she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she Went home. She didn't talk like that.

[Monet X Change]

In hindsight, she probably did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She probably really did have an accent. She was from New York. But, like, the way she said mother and father used to drive me crazy. And I hated the way she would say my mother. And I'm like, mother, bitch, shut the up. Shut the fuck up. I say my mom or my mother. I say my mother. Well, my mother is.

[Monet X Change]

You say ma. You say mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, when I talk to her, I say ma. I don't go my ma. I say my mother. When I talk to her, I say.

[Monet X Change]

I heard you say in interviews, you on Good Morning Maritime. Also, you're my ma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've never heard me say that. I do not refer to her as my ma. I call her ma when I talk to her, but when I talk about her, she's my mother.

[Monet X Change]

J.K. and I have some evidence. We'll be putting it in the episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have zero evidence. I don't say mama. I tell you about my mo. You're the one in these streets talking about some. Mommy, don't ever come for me, Mommy.

[Monet X Change]

I do. I do. I've never denied it, though. Like, I was like, yes, I do. You're like, no, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a Mommy. Mommy.

[Monet X Change]

Who are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stewie.

[Monet X Change]

Stewie, Mommy. Because we have. Because we have motherfucking class in St. Lucia. That's why. And these are some leftover remnants of colonialism. Sorry about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somehow the class has escaped you. Somehow the class went around you. And Rihanna got all of it.

[Monet X Change]

No, like a first class went around you, honey. Anyway, so remember the roast of Rob Lowe? And they had Pete Davis and. Because. So Pete Davis and y', all, his father died in 9 11. And they had some savage jokes about. To Pete Davidson and his father dying on 9 11. I mean, brutal, brutal jokes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The worst one. The worst one was. I remember because they've been telling all these jokes about Pete Davidson. This British guy came in, the comedian. He's really funny, actually. He goes. He goes. I'm actually quite appalled at you all for making all these jokes about Pete Davidson's father dying in 9 11. This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father. That was on September 1, 2001. I was like,

[Monet X Change]

wait, you said September. September 11th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, September 11th. I don't want. Yeah, that is. That is to say. That is wild to say.

[Monet X Change]

That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, I mean, you know, to do a rose, you know, apparently Joan Rivers was really unhappy about her rose. Like, apparently John Rivers was like, why did not laugh afterwards she, she was, she was hurt. Really. Apparently Joan Rivers was quite, yeah, Joan

[Monet X Change]

Rivers who was all like, really? According to Kathy Griffin, the insult comics of insult comics. She was upset. She was hurt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kathy Griffin is not an insult comic. Joan Rivers, I mean, Joan Rivers is not an insult comic.

[Monet X Change]

What is she classified as?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a stand up comedian, which. Don Rickles is an insult comic. Lisa Lampanelli is an insult comic. Triumph the comedy Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog is an insult comic. But, but Joan Rivers is not an insult comic.

[Monet X Change]

Joan. Her whole shtick is making fun of people, insulting people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not her whole stick. Her stick was mostly, was mostly self deprecation, actually, and making fun of herself and, and she would talk about, she would talk about genres of people, but I, I would not classify genre as an insult comic. Don Rickles, Bianca Del Rio, Lisa Lampanelli, they're all insult comedians.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. Y' all comment below if you think Jonah Rivers wasn't, wasn't, was an insult comic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like you've done some research and it turns out that she's not. Now you're trying to get people in the comments to verify.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I would, I, I would actually have to say Monet's defense. If you Google Joan Rivers on her Wikipedia, the first thing that comes up, it says observational comedy, comedy shot comedy, black comedy, blue comedy and improv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think, well, she is she blue. I mean, she's not super blue.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, listen, that's just what, that's what, that's what the Internet says that she is. I, I thought Jonah was, it was an insult comic. I mean, but anyway, but yeah, apparently

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she was not happy with her. She was not happy with her. She was just sad.

[Monet X Change]

I want us, I want, I don't think I've ever watched, I've watched a bunch of them. I don't think I've ever seen Joan Rivers her, Her. Is it, did she do a Comedy Central or Comedy Central rules?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll tell you after this break.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're back. Yes, her roast was on Comedy Central and Kathy Griffin was a roastmaster. Let me see if I can remember who was on. The day is okay. Kathy Griffin. Joan Rivers. Robin Quivers.

[Monet X Change]

Robin Quivers. Do I know who that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robin Quivers is the lady who does Howard Stern Show. Wait, pull up the dates. Pull up the dates. I want to see how well I can guess all the people. When you got it, let me know and tell me how many I forget. You ready?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joan Rivers. Obviously, Kathy Griffin was Rosemaster. Robin Quivers. That old guy's name was Ron something. No, no, Ron, the old guy. Rob. What's the old guy's name? Rob. Ron. Anyway. Mario Cantone. Mm. How many more are there?

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you have, like, eight more. No, nine more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nine more.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm out. Who else is there?

[Monet X Change]

He's there. The guy who's there. Every roast. He does every single roast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's dead now. Greg. Geraldo.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, him. But no, there's someone who does. He does every. Well, at least he's done the last, like, six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, his name is. What's his name? I can't remember his name. He's the roastmaster.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jeff Ross, the roastmaster. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You did her roast on Onlyfans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jeff who? I did? Whose roast? Oh, Whitney Cummings. Whitney Cummings was there. That's right.

[Monet X Change]

Tom Arnold. Have you ever seen the Stupids? My own grandpa. My own grandpa. Ever seen my grandpa?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that song. No, but I know that song, though.

[Monet X Change]

It's from the movie the Stupid. It's so good. Carl Reiner. I don't know who the fuck that is. Oh, Brad Garrett.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carl Reiner. That's who it is. Carl Reiner. He's dead, too.

[Monet X Change]

Brad Garrett. I've seen him in so many things. I never knew that was his name. Lily. Tomlin was in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's right.

[Monet X Change]

This one, he talks like this. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carl Reiner died around my birthday in 2020. And this one.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you missed this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, Gilbert. That's right. Gilbert Gottfried had a. Who's also a dead. My God, so many dead people. Carl Reiner's dead. Gilbert Godfrey's dead.

[Monet X Change]

You know, we're all gonna do it one day. I feel like we're all gonna do it one day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But I'm saying specifically from this rose, which wasn't that long ago. There are so many dead people in it.

[Monet X Change]

Mario Cantone, who's alive today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't called him today.

[Monet X Change]

Richard Belt. I don't know who the fuck. Richard Belzer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, okay, that's enough. I don't want to hear any more names unless you really just want to read them. Read the rest of them.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Melissa Rivers took over for Joan Rivers to do Fashion Police, and it just wasn't the same. Obviously, Joan Rivers is irreplaceable, but I used to love Fashion Police, and I wish they would either bring it back. They should bring it back with someone, but I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do your own version.

[Monet X Change]

Red carpets, like, red carpets aren't. They are still a thing. But, like, the red carpets, like, the. Like, early, like, 2000s was so different. It was such a thing. They would always have these correspondence, and they were like. And, like, looking at the fashions from, like, Fashion Police made it like a thing, and I feel like that culture has kind of died down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that Fashion Police made red carpets a thing. I think Joan Rivers made red carpets.

[Monet X Change]

They didn't. They. They didn't make it a thing, I'm saying. But that. That. That thing that they did is not there anymore. Like, there isn't, like, a correspondent show that, like, that is very popularized, that talks about the fashions for red carpets, like, how.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree, especially from a. Especially from a comedy perspective. And it was really nice to see. And, you know, Joan Rivers really did make red carpets a whole thing. Who are you wearing? Monet Exchange. Oh, we have Monet exchange for RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh, my God. What are you wearing? Who are you wearing?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Who are you?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I got it. I'm wearing Monet X Change right now. All [e-mail]. i got it. Let me write in the chat. I'm gonna forget to tell you this later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it something you can't say online? Yes, you are the queen.

[Monet X Change]

I just wrote in the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Queen Bob.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm 32 years old. And I mean 33. I am 33 years old.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And let's keep it above.

[Monet X Change]

I. I have plantar fasciitis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your foot thing, right? Your feet are all fucked up.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So it's like I've like looked it up and I should go to a doctor. But it's just like the. Cause I'm very. First of all, I realized the other day, like, most black people are flat footed. Why is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if that's okay. Let's rein in this statement.

[Monet X Change]

Every black person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you saying most flat footed people are black or are you saying that most black people are flat footed? Because I don't know that either of those is true.

[Monet X Change]

I think I most. Every time I see a black foot is flat. You, me, Naomi, all of us are flat footed. Dawan Arcia. Like, we are all my friends who are black have flat feet. Literally all of them. The one friend that may not be flat footed is my. Is my friend Tyrone. But all the people I name another black friend Tizlarm. Flat footed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Pep flat footed?

[Monet X Change]

We don't know. Pep is flat footed. Pep is flat footed. Like, why is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I've never considered these statistics or run the numbers on this once in my life.

[Monet X Change]

I love this ASMC for a black person without shoes on. I look because I'm like, why every. Everyone in my family, my aunts, my, my, everyone is laughing in my family. But again, I was like, oh, maybe it's just, maybe it's just down our line.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I started looking into my family or not. All the feet in my family are not. All the feet in my family are not flat footed. I will say the Monet, Monet, Monet, Monet shoe to be low key hitting.

[Monet X Change]

Lean back on them Monet nigga, yours is flat too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, baby.

[Monet X Change]

What are you laughing at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing. Nothing. And nothing's funny. Monet foot do be hitting a lean though. Monet shoes do be leaning out because

[Monet X Change]

I have flat feet. And so I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is, what is plantar fasciitis? Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

Well, so, so is this you? I'm going to look it up specifically. I'll tell you what it feels like to me. The bottom of my feet. Like the heels of my feet. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, they are just in pain. Like there's something in the bone like that. They're just in pain in the mornings and they have like different things you can do. You can wear like orthotic shoes. You can wear gel inserts and things, but I think it's because your feet are flat. There is no something in the bone. So it just causes this sharp pain in your heels every morning. But plantar fasciitis is the inflammation of the plantar fascia tissue used during walking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why didn't you say that? The plantar fascia. You know your plantar fascia? Y' all know the plantar fascia?

[Monet X Change]

The plantar fascia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She don't see the 15. That's a good drag name. Ms. Plantar Aphasia.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is just a quick Google and me trying to explain the best I can, so take this with a grain of salt, but it looks like there's, like, a band of tissue and stuff that connects the bottom of your foot to the top of the foot. But if you have flat feet, the bone starts pressing against that tissue. So generally, there needs to be a little bit of space. And the pain is caused by, like, the bone of your foot hit, like, squeezing the tissue between the floor and, like, the flat of your foot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have bunch of.

[Monet X Change]

Do you. Do you. Do you get that pain? You know, if you have that pain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My feet are always hurting, though. My feet always hurt.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean they. Like. What do you mean they always hurt? Like your big toe, Your. Your pinky toe. Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I. 1. I walk a lot like I think I walk. I would venture to say that I walk more than most people do. I'm. I'm very confident in saying that I take more steps in a day than most.

[Monet X Change]

If I hear you talk about you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I walk in parking lots, you can. I go for a walk?

[Monet X Change]

Your neck. I'm going to wring your neck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can talk about apple, but I can talk about walking.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Have y' all noticed this, Bob, in the past two years, you will not. Ever since you moved to la? No, since the pandemic. I just love walking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go.

[Monet X Change]

I walk from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've been walking since. Since before. Since before I moved to la.

[Monet X Change]

How dare you Prove it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. Well, you remember the day I stormed out of your apartment and walked home? Yeah, that was. That was the beginning of my walking. Yeah, that was. My walking began when I. When I. When I started out of your home where I felt unsafe around you.

[Monet X Change]

I wish that the Black Mirror episode was good. I can put in that thing in my eye and rewind that day because I want to go back to that day and Jacob being like, I'm going to call a Car, this is Bob. I'm going to walk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how I said it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I'll be walking. I'm gonna walk.

[Monet X Change]

No, you said, I'm gonna walk home. You said, I'm gonna walk. That's. I will be walking. I'm gonna walk all dramatic. His eyes got smoky. The music slowed down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? Started doing makeup. What do you know?

[Monet X Change]

I got smoky. The eyes got smoky eyes. I'm gonna walk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. You better.

[Monet X Change]

You better discount all my. All my feelings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, so I've been walking for, you know, the balls of my feet hurt a lot. I get a lot of the pain in the balls of my feet. Heel. That's for a lot of my pain.

[Monet X Change]

Do you walk? So do you. Do you. Do you think you walk? Because some people are heel walkers. Some people, like, walk forward. Do. Do you feel like you walk forward?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I walk on point like a ballerina. No, I walk like a nor. I walk like a Nor. I walk from my heel to my toe like a normal person.

[Monet X Change]

You ever seen these people that walk and they put all their weight on their balls? So, like, the heels are kind of always off the floor. Have you noticed that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She says, what kind of kinky are

[Monet X Change]

you into over here? And they walk, like, forward. So every time they walk, they kind of walk with their heels. Like, I think I pay attention to people's feet and, like, how they walk and stuff all the time. It's very interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you into feet?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not into feet. I am not sexually. I am not into feet. I don't want to suck your toes. I don't want you to suck my toes. I don't like feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm not into feet. But if I'm topping you and your foot ends up by my face, it might end up in my mouth. Like, I mean, there's a chance. If your foot's, like, by my face, I'm like, I might be like, like,

[Monet X Change]

you sucking the toe. It's like, are you like. Like, what are you doing with it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've put a big toe in my mouth before, for sure. You never put a big toe in your mouth?

[Monet X Change]

Not never. Not once. Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or. Or kiss their foot?

[Monet X Change]

No. I think it's because I have dragon feet. So I'm just like, no, I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't touch my feet. Do not. Don't look at my feet. Don't acknowledge that I have feet. Don't buy me shoes. Don't say the word foot around me. Don't read footnotes. Don't do anything around me.

[Monet X Change]

You know the thing that people say that if you buy. If you buy somebody's shoes, they'll walk out of your life like a partner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I've heard that before. Yeah. I once got a.

[Monet X Change]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got, like, a grinder massage from this guy. It was a really legit massage tube with, like, a little bit of happiness at the end. And. But he had, like, a. He had, like, a room in his house that was.

[Monet X Change]

What's a little bit of happiness?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna tell you the story. He had a room in his house that was, like, just for massages with, like, sounds and incense and, like, a table with your face in the hole, everything. But it was in New York, really hot in.

[Monet X Change]

In the Heights and this economy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. It was like. It was honestly one of the best I ever got in my life. And it got a little. A little. Little at the end, right? So we were. He was massaging me, and I was like.

[Monet X Change]

But, like, Bob, like, he jerked you off or like, y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we didn't. It was just, like, a little mutual jerking is all.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then while he was massaging me, I was like. Because I was on my walking journey. I used to walk. Fun fact, by the way, to you guys. I used to. Literally every week, I would film the Pit Stop, and I would walk from 162 all the way to 110 to hand deliver the memory cards to the editors of the Pit Stop. I did that for two seasons of the Pit Stop. Anyway, so my feet were hurting, and I was like. I remember being like, oh, can you massage my feet? And he didn't say, like, I don't do feet. What he said was, I said, can you massage my feet? And then he. He. He scooted back.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, let's take a break. Let's take a break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait.

[Monet X Change]

Take a break. I can't. I got. I know this is going. And I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ruined. You ruined the story. I'll tell you when I get back.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I asked this man to massage my feet. I said, can you massage my feet? And then he. Scoot back. He looked at my feet, and then he put his hands on my back, and he just said, no. He didn't say, I don't do feet. He didn't say, that's not my thing. He said,

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let's talk, ladies.

[Monet X Change]

That's so good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We're past the 30 minute mark. What's now? Anything now is Patreon exclusive. Are we interested in showing our feet to the Patreons and talking About.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all are not. Y' all will never see these dogs. Let me tell you right now. Listen to me, baby.

[Unidentified Guest]

B.B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

first of all, Monet's feet are all over the Internet. Monet will not stop showing those bloodhounds. Monet will not stop showing those. Those Saint Bernards, those Great Danes, honey, if you want to see them Dobermans, just because.

[Monet X Change]

Leave my feet alone with your master shredder in. In your damn shoes. Don't be coming at my feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I. But I. I have the decency to put my shoes in my dog's in a cage. Yours are Roman. Yours are roaming the world.

[Monet X Change]

My feet are. Most people think my feet are fine. People who are like, really? Feet. Feet. People were like, oh, you got. You got some corns here. Which I acknowledge. But most people be like, what you talking about? Your feet are fine? I'm like, I don't think they're fine. Also, my feet. I don't know what. I have rough hands. And also, some of my feet are a little rough as well. No matter what I have worn, I have worn the socks. I do the gels at night. I do, like, all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get.

[Monet X Change]

I get a pedicure, y', all, every two weeks. Literally every two weeks, whether I need it or not, I get a pedicure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I wanna validate you. Your feet are fucked up.

[Monet X Change]

Your feet are fucked up. Well, you know, I'm validating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm validating you.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know who had crazy feet and she went on a whole surgery journey? Tokyo Styles. Did you see. Remember this when? Tokyo Styles, y', all, if y' all remember this, like, about a couple months ago at the top of the year,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she posted a picture of the hairdresser.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Her feet were mangled. And she posted a picture of him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not too much. Not too much on the feed. Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet's, like, gnarled. I got.

[Monet X Change]

I. Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, her people were gnarled hams, girl.

[Monet X Change]

They were fucked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm looking. Did she. And she posted the pictures of them.

[Monet X Change]

She did on Instagram, but then she took it down. Oh, look, I found it here. I'm about to. I'm about to send it to the chat. Well, I'm going to Screen share really quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, half the time I'm looking through this video, I'm like, I keep thinking it's her, but it's Cardi B. Tokyo being these hair.

[Monet X Change]

Look. Can you see it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not yet. Those are her feet.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they're They're. They're not. They're not doing too well. Send it to me so I can see it. So I can see it up close. Yeah, her feet are. Her feet have gone through it. It looks like they've gone through it. I'm glad that she. That she got the help that she needed and her feet are doing better because that sounds really rough. I'm not gonna lie.

[Monet X Change]

I just sent it in the. On the. What you call it? Group chat. Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. So she posted on her Instagram, but then she posted the doctor that she went to to get her feet done, and I hit him up, and I'm gonna get my feet done as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are you gonna get done on your feet?

[Monet X Change]

I'm getting. I have, like, two corns.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have some suggestions. Wait, what?

[Monet X Change]

I had two corns. I'm getting my corns taken out, and I don't have a bunion, but you can see one. If, like, give me, like, 20 more years, I'm gonna have a bunion. So he's going to, like, fix that now so I don't have to think about it later

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for this poor girl. I feel so bad. Her feet must have been hurting so

[Monet X Change]

badly, but she got them done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She must have been. She must have been in so much pain. She must have been in so much pain.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she got the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a history of having ingrown toenails. I've probably had, like, 11 ingrown toenails. 11? Yeah, because you can get one on each side of your foot, girl.

[Monet X Change]

So did it just keep on happening

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on each side of your toe? You can get in, girlfriend. On each side of your toe. Say again?

[Monet X Change]

So does it just happen all the time still?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it doesn't happen anymore. So you don't know ingrown. Your. Your nails. Your toenail is supposed to grow like this. This is the toe. This is the nail. It's supposed to grow like this. But some people, our toenails grow like this. For those of you who are. Sorry, if you're. If you're listening, I'm spreading my fingers as opposed. Anyway, so your. My toenail is just growing into my skin. Like, it's just slowly cutting into my skin, growing into it. And if you Google a picture of it of an ingrown toenail, whatever is the worst one. You see, that's how my feet looked. And I mean, literally. I wish there were no camera. There were no camera phones back then, so you had to take. We used to use digital cameras, so I don't have an actual picture of my feet when they were mangled, tangled, bangled, Bangled spaghetti. But I used to get really, really, really bad in growing toenails. And I remember one time, my just big toe was just like the size of a golf ball.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like. And I was, like, trying to teach dance step, no less stomping and shit. And this girl, this girl, this little girl. I was baby stepped on my toe. My shit exploded. Like. Like, it was like hitting a water balloon full of guts. And just. It exploded. I literally.

[Monet X Change]

I can't hear any more of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I want to tell. The people want to hear. The people want to hear. They're obsessed. They can't wait to hear.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, if you don't want to hear this, fast forward one minute and it

[Monet X Change]

will be done, and I'm going to mute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally. So I was to wear Converse, and my foot. My big toe exploded. It looked like. It looked like pulled pork. And then it was to the point where, like, literally I was pouring blood out of my shoe. It was insane. I'm done, Mona.

[Monet X Change]

I muted you for that whole thing. And just the. What's just your. How you're acting out with your hand was too much to watch. All I saw was this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not us. Doing the most visual podcast in the world.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever. Have you ever fucked someone's feet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. No, no, no. I mean, I. I think feet are cute and sexy, but, like, I don't want to put my dick in between your feet. But, like, I. I want to kiss your foot and, like, grab your foot, but I don't want to. Like, what if there's, like, a whole

[Monet X Change]

bunch of lube and stuff? You put a whole bunch of lube on there and you're just like, between the two feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't really speak to me. You know what I mean? I don't even want a hand job.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Hand jobs are so whack. I'm like, what are we in for? 7th grade? I put my dick in your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In your mouth, your ass or your pussy? Don't put it in your. Don't. Don't. Don't be. No, there's three.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever titty someone? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not true. That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I did. My high school girlfriend had. My high school girlfriend had really big boobs.

[Unidentified Guest]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I. We must have at least once.

[Monet X Change]

It looks interesting. That also doesn't speak to me like. That sounds so whack. I'm like, that's like a step up from a hand job. But I guess titties also. They're more erotic than hands. But actually, no, hands can be. Feet can be pretty erotic.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So.

[Monet X Change]

But I mean, they're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it depends on how much you like titties. Like, I. I am attracted to titties, but I really like. I like small, little athletic titties. Those are attractive to me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. So you love me, huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Lil T's are hot. You think Lil T's are hot?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. We talked about this before. I wish I had. I want like, that's when I go to the gym. I work on chest every day. Because even though I want, I want like, Shaquita titties. You know how Shaquita has the. She has great tits out of drag. Yeah, yeah. I want. I want like, but mine, because of my body's physique, they're shaping up to be like little, like perky. A boobs which. With like a muscle. I don't know. I can't explain it, but I really like where my titties are at, and I feel really proud of them. This the way I get my eyebrows microbladed at perfect frame. He came out with these like, micro bras for men. And I cannot wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what. What is. What is it?

[Monet X Change]

They're like. They look like a bikini top, but they're meant to just. They're. They're big enough to only go around your nipple. So they're still like, you know, like. Like the new bikinis where it's just like the triangle, like Kim K. Can you send me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you send me this?

[Monet X Change]

I am buying one immediately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it goes over your areolas.

[Monet X Change]

Just your areolas? Yes. It's a micro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you have. What if you have silver dollars,

[Monet X Change]

But Zenande is a little like under. Under. Under nip. Which is kind of hot too. Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, silver dollars. Silver dollar just refers to the size of your area, your. Your areola. It's not the size of your actual boob.

[Monet X Change]

I know what I'm saying. But you know how when you have. When you wore those small bras girls have underboo. I'm saying you have under nipple because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you'll see like under areola. Well, the nipple and the areola are. Yeah, the areola is the. Is the. Is the darkness around the nipple or for some people, the paleness around the nipple.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? What?

[Monet X Change]

No, I just. I was just thinking about boobs. Like, I just. The human. The human body is just such an Interesting thing. And how. At how on different people, different genders, we just make one thing offensive. Like, we, like, we have just decided that breasts are offensive to see where. But. But male pecs are fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's not. It's not even just boobs because boobs are not offensive because you can be a woman with no boobs and you still can't take your shirt off. You can be a man with boobs and you can take your shirt off. So it's not the boobs that are offensive. It's the gender. It's the body. It's the gender identity of the person who has the body that's offensive. Isn't that odd?

[Monet X Change]

It's so odd. We just decided that. We just decided. And I mean. So I go to the gym and I just feel like I like wearing the workout stuff that I wear, like the onesies and like the booty shorts and stuff. I just feel more comfortable. I feel that's what I want to wear to the gym. But I also have to wear tucking panties because it would be inappropriate if I had, like, my dick print showing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The people at the gym who are not wearing shirts, y' all deserve to do time.

[Monet X Change]

What are you going to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also feel the same way about people who are at the gym in jeans. If you're at the gym and you're wearing jeans, prison. Prison immediately. Prison.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, what gym are you going to? People have shirts off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go to gyms all around the world. And I have seen.

[Monet X Change]

I do too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I've seen men in the gym with no shirts on. And I see him in the gym with.

[Monet X Change]

I can count. I can count on one handyman. Since I've seen that in a gym. And I go to a gym every city, pretty much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I've also seen it on the Internet a lot too, which is also prison time. When you talk about the denim too. We need to talk about jeans in the gym.

[Monet X Change]

What's happening? I've seen that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you not planning on coming to the gym? Was it was this spur of the moment thing.

[Monet X Change]

Also, gym bros who work out in flip flops because they're just there to lift and they can. Or they take their shoes off because they feel that. Cause it's better for their lifting. I'm like, it's too much. It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The last thing you wanna do is drop a dumbbell on your foot, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is the last thing you wanna do.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So, yeah. So I hit the same doctor that worked on Tokyo's feet. Cause Tokyo's feet have gotten like. He like, fucking got her together. I hit him up. And getting elective foot surgery is expensive. Expensive. Okay. And I just had too much going on this year with my house and stuff. Next year, I'm gonna do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's the recovery like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's Bianca Del Rio.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, Bianca had gnarly feet. Bianca's feet drag her. Bianca saw Tokyo's feet and Tokyo's feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess, like. I guess things ain't that bad. It ain't that bad over here.

[Monet X Change]

Bianca got her shit done because her shit was fucked up for what I was gonna get to get. Cause I have a corn on two on two toes. So to get. So to fix those and to fix the bunion, he said, I'll be able. Literally that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got a whole meal. Buns, corns, what you got? What you got over there?

[Monet X Change]

Some biscuits. He said, I'll be able to walk that day. I would have to wear, like, the surgery shoes, like, the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

[Monet X Change]

Like, the shoes for like, two weeks and no heels for four weeks. But I'll be able to go to gigs and stuff. I just would have to wear, like, those ugly shoes, which I was like, bitch, I'll be. I'll be up there in my. In my Skechers telling jokes down. Honey, I don't care which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which we know which We. By the way, we have proof, and we know you were doing. You were doing it when your feet were perfectly healed, honey. So we know, honey, you made a

[Monet X Change]

little joke that you even noticed you did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Double entendre.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is your. Is your surgery purely cosmetic?

[Monet X Change]

Purely. Well, the bone is preventive because, like, one day, if I do get the hope bunion does develop in the next decade or so, it's going to hurt. But I can, you know, take care of it now. So. Yes, but the corn do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can do.

[Monet X Change]

But your plantar fasciitis, you cannot fix plantar fasciitis. It is what it is. Like, you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can.

[Monet X Change]

You can, like, give yourself some relief by wearing orthotics, putting some Voltron on there, icing it at night, wearing heel stretchers. But you. You. Plantar fasciitis is. There's nothing you can do to fix it. You can't get a surgery to fix it. It is what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I was younger, I used to wear wooden inserts in my shoes to try to give me an arch. It did not work.

[Monet X Change]

It didn't work?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Was this, like, recommended by a doctor?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, a doctor gave it to me.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to the doctor and she was like. I was like, I don't want to wear these. They're not comfortable. And she goes, you have to wear these. You're going to end up in a wheelchair. Oh, my God. I will never. I will never forget the doctor saying this because either you have to wear these or you end up in a wheelchair. I will never forget her saying that.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's feet, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This.

[Monet X Change]

Is this Jacob foot

[Bob the Drag Queen]

again. The most visual podcast ever. Jacob's foot has an extreme arch. It is incredibly arch. Like, if I stepped in paint and then stepped on the ground, it would be a.

[Monet X Change]

It would be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would be five little dots in a. In a. In a rectangle. That's what it'd be. It'd be five little dots and then a flat ass rectangle. If Jacob stepped in it, it would literally be like. It'd be like the part where, like, the ball of your foot and then a sliver, a sliver on the side and then a heel with five tiny, little, tiny little dots for toes.

[Monet X Change]

Bob's love for ducks comes from a long way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? I don't get it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get it. What I said.

[Monet X Change]

Dobbs. Dobbs. Bob's love for ducks comes from the love of their. Of their similarity in feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's feet. Oh, my feet. You also. Jake, can you go grab one of each of our shoes and put them side by side? Jacob's feet are so small that they don't look like. Like I'm looking at him. So, like, no one's shoes. This is 91 Shoe. No one's shoes.

[Monet X Change]

It looks like a baby keychain. The little baby keychain shoes that white people do. You know that white people don't do that. Did you know that that's a black thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't. I never. I never thought about it.

[Monet X Change]

Where you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where you take your baby shoe and you put. You take your baby shoe and you put it on keyring. So Jacob has our shoes. Oh, my God. This is Jacob's first time, like, being showing the.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, mid.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The bad. Oh, this is Bob's shoe.

[Monet X Change]

Literally as big as Jacob's chest.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is my shoe. Actually. They look about the same this way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here we go. They're looking like a little shoe.

[Monet X Change]

I want to point out that Bob's shoe is as wide as Jacob is across his chest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those of you who are not on picture. That is not true.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it is. Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Put that shoe on your chest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, now go. Now go. Grab one of Monet's shoes and see if it goes from elbow to elbow. Yeah, not a high heel Monet, because a high heel goes out. I would say the shoe is larger than my head.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Look at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at that Monet high heel. Monet. High heels go. It's a high heel Monet. Go grab your Toms. Go grab your wore out beat up raggedy Toms.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have wear Toms anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go grab them Uber xls you call shoes.

[Monet X Change]

I wore Toms because they were very eco friendly. They were this thing. And every pair of Toms you bought, they gave someone shoes. I didn't buy Toms because I thought they were cuter fashion. I bought Toms because I care about the fucking world and the environment and my fellow brethren. That's why I bought them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you stopped buying them because you stopped caring.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I hate them niggas now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clearly not Monet the capitalist. Not Monet the capitalist Owner. I've been thinking a lot about capitalism and I've been listening to a lot of content and books and all this stuff. And I'm like, capitalism is a hard one because you have to participate in it. You have to actively participate in capitalism, right?

[Unidentified Guest]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But do you want to be like a, like a, like a. You want to be like one of the hardcore capitalists? Like you want to be like a billionaire?

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to be a billionaire, but I think that I want to. I think that if I'm looking at my business and keep on growing the way I want to, I feel like that would be inevitable if I. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, you're saying you're inevitably going to become a billionaire.

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, I mean, I'm saying if, if, if things keep on progressing how I want them to, if I keep on growing an empire and doing like all these things I want to do, like, I feel like I would get to that threshold if, if, if. But again, the likelihood of that happening is small. Is a very small chance that they can. But in a perfect world it would. And then I just, I always wonder, like, what, what is the line?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rare and really hard. I know, but also, but also, like, you can't. Do you believe the notion that you cannot become a billionaire without exploiting some people in a real. In a dangerous way?

[Monet X Change]

I literally had conversation the other day and like, this is like a two hour debate. And I'm like, what I landed on is probably not like the. You have to. What's that saying you have to crack some eggs to bake a cake, whatever the hell it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that's quite what that's where the expression is refers to. I think that that's saying you have to make something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Break some eggs to make an omelet.

[Monet X Change]

That's what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think what that's saying is you have to make some mistakes. Not like people are eggs.

[Monet X Change]

No, I know, I know. I'm taking that same thing and using, like, in a way, like, to become a billionaire, you probably have to. You have to crack some eggs, girl. You do. Like, you have. No, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that you.

[Monet X Change]

I know it's about mistakes. I'm saying, like, it's. What I'm saying is it is inevitable to hurt some people in order to become a billionaire or to do things unethically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In your analogy, in your saying the people are eggs.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm not saying that the people are eggs. I'm just saying you have to. You have to. You have to do something unethical or do some things that are unethical to become a billionaire. There's just no way to amass that amount of money and not do that. I think. But I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you willing to do that?

[Monet X Change]

Say it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you willing to do that?

[Monet X Change]

That's the problem. That's the place where I don't think I would. But again, again. But then again, I think some of this is happening and you may not be super conscious that it's happening. Cause it's not like you're not making the decision, but something in your. In the way of you. I'm sure that. I think that maybe to get to our level of success, maybe we have had to do some ethical things that we didn't realize that we. That, that we did. Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Who's been crushed on the. Under your. Under your plantar fasciitis?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, some people, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I definitely know that I have friends who I used to be like, you know, right there with.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then we ended up. I ended up going a little further than they did in their career. And then our friendship kind of like suffered for it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but that's, that's. But you weren't behaving. You weren't behaving unethically. That's just. That's like a different situation. That's not the same thing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't do anything wrong or unethical. They just, you know, had a negative reaction to your level of success. That's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People are reacting Very bitch. People are very upset about the Rock and Oprah Winfrey asking for. Asking us to give money.

[Monet X Change]

So for. So are they matching me and not know? No, they're not matching. They're just asking about the donations. And for those of you who, like, who may not have known because you don't live in the States or whatever, there was a very, very, very deadly wildfire in Maui that killed over, like, that destroyed over a thousand acres of land. Like fires, like, engulfing homes, engulfing schools, churches, whatever, like, destroying everything in its path. And so then Oprah and the Rock, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, who is. I think he's, like, one of the most. He's the highest paid, like, actor.

[Unidentified Guest]

We were texting back and forth, and I read this article that Dolly Parton had given money in her community, and I said, I think this is the answer. You said, I think that's the answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I love it.

[Unidentified Guest]

And so we have created the People's Fund of Maui that will put money directly in the hands of the people who need it right now. So if you send a donation, just click where you see below and send a donation. That money is going to go to one of many residents who have been displaced in Maui. We guarantee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's right. And I know a lot of people out there, as Oprah and I have

[Monet X Change]

been finding, are just having a hard

[Bob the Drag Queen]

time trusting where the money goes, what organization. So, I mean, we should probably watch the whole thing. But I wonder if they. If they're donating as well.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think they did donate, but I think what they're saying is that Oprah and the Rock are both. I think Oprah is a multibillionaire, and I think the Rock is that or close. And they're saying, like, because I think they're trying to raise $10 million. They're like, bitch, y' all can both give $5 million each. And it'll be good because I think the goal was $10 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the goal is 10 million. Interesting. That is very interesting.

[Monet X Change]

And also, like, bitch, ask y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

The people are like, ask y' all billionaire friends and your multimillionaire friends. Like, like, 10 of y' all hoes can give a million each, and then you'll meet your goal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I hope they're giving something.

[Monet X Change]

I think they did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have that level of wealth, and I don't think that I, you know, as I've journeyed on my. In my life and being around very famous and very, very wealthy, People. I am. I realize more and more that I don't. I do. I do enjoy being notable and being famous, but I honestly don't think I want to be much more famous than I am right now. I really don't think that I want that for myself.

[Monet X Change]

What if that comes in a way to not be as more successful, Right? Like, because I know you, you, you would. You. You want to do comedy in the biggest way possible. You want to, you know, like, you're a very funny person. That's like, that's like your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I love, I love telling jokes and I love doing comedy. I just see how famous people's lives are, and I just don't think that I want to be that level of famous.

[Monet X Change]

It just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that speaks to me, like. But I'm going to keep striving toward my comedy goals, and maybe I will become more famous, but maybe I won't. It's just an interesting. It's interesting to think about because I want to do the things I want to do and I want to tell jokes and I want people to laugh, but I also want to be able to live my life and go around and do the things I want to do.

[Monet X Change]

So would you. So would you. So would you trade more fame for just for your comedy, right? Like, would you, like, would you like rather more fame so you can do your comedy in the biggest way that you want to or can, like, as big as it will grow, you wanted to grow, or would you rather to just stay where you're at and not your comedy, not get bigger? You see what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, I think I kind of hear what you're saying, and I think that my answer is like, I want to keep doing comedy and I want to be able to do, you know, larger venues, but also I don't need to be at, like, Madison Square Garden telling jokes. Like, I can tell jokes at a theater. I can tell jokes in a comedy club. And it feels really fulfilling. You know, me doing a comedy club doesn't feel unfulfilling. It doesn't feel like. It doesn't feel bad. It feels really good. And I make good money right now and I take care of my family. I could use a little more money because I'm taking care of my home. But I don't know, I haven't really fleshed out all the thought processes yet because obviously I'm participating in capitalism. We all are. But some people are, some people aren't.

[Monet X Change]

They get off the grid. They live in the woods. And they don't. They don't. They barter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And those people will not hear this message because they don't have WI fi. But I know, it's interesting. It is interesting. I've been becoming a little more conscious lately of what it means to participate in capitalism in a harmful way. It's really interesting.

[Monet X Change]

What the are you eating?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm eating a mamba, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You are chewing in the camera,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

y',

[Monet X Change]

all, the last two episodes. I don't know what this nigga's going through. He is literally actively choosing to chew into the microphone after you already. Now you want to chew, too. You go. Do you start a little band over there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is when I. I eat every day. Every day I eat. You don't believe this.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe not in this. That's not eating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You called me. That is eating.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you not remember the. The first season of the podcast where you constantly drag Monet for eating on the podcast?

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, here you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do remember it. I remember it. I remember it adamantly. And now it's now payback. Now this is our last season. Payback.

[Monet X Change]

We need to do seasons again. I don't like that we stopped doing seasons.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what?

[Ryan Reynolds]

We used to take breaks. We used to. We used to do breaks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Cause I needed a break from this nigga. I need a motherfucking break. Give me your break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that drag queen bitch.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You also started seasons because you accidentally went, like, three months without doing an episode, and then you're like, oh, yeah,

[Monet X Change]

it's just season two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag us, Bob. Yes, dear?

[Monet X Change]

Is this one of you been a bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it depends on who you ask. And, you know, I tweeted out, I'm not nice, and everyone's like, bitch, we know. So apparently, apparently, for a long time,

[Monet X Change]

there's this video on. On my TikTok or my Instagram somewhere of me and Bob going to get a pedicure on tour. And y', all, when Bob gets a pedicure, he. His feet are very ticklish. And this boy was. When I tell you in this chair, the lady was scrubbing the butt of a mom's feet. This is Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My feet are ticklish. I need to get my feet done. But also, every time I get my feet done, I leave and my feet are hurting. Like, every time they clip my toenails in some way that doesn't feel good, my feet hurt every time.

[Monet X Change]

That's all. You have to establish a relationship with one place. Literally, the place that I go to the place down the street from your house. I told you, this place, I go there all the time. And I go to literally. And they. Once you have a relationship, they know who you are. They know what you like. They know, like, they like you. You like it square. Like, you need to build kind of like a barber. You got to build that relationship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But because of the way my toes are and the surgeries I've had on my toes, my toenails don't really grow, like, past my toe. It's so weird. It's hard to explain. So they end up cutting into my skin every time. And it hurts very badly. So I've been burned by, by, by a pedicurus too many times.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's, Here's a scenario. Michael B. Jordan wants you to lick his feet, but just that nothing else you do. You do you smash or pass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I mean, Michael B. Jordan isn't like my number one. I'm like, ooh, Michael B. Jordan. I mean, he's hot, but he's not like my. I mean, if you're going to pick a celebrity, I, I would go with like, maybe like Wiz Khalifa or, or

[Monet X Change]

maybe, okay, Wiz Khalifa wants you to lick his feet. And that's just that you can't touch a dick. You can't put a dick in your mouth. No kissing. Just, just, just lick my feet. Just do feet stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to lick a straight man's feet. Let's. Let's pick someone a hot, gay.

[Monet X Change]

Honey Balenciaga wants you to lick her feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey. Why honey Balenciaga?

[Monet X Change]

Because she's, she's, she's, she's, she's short. You like, you like them small and stout.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I don't know. That honey Balenciaga is like. Have you ever heard me be like, ooh, that honey. By the way. No. Honey Baga is lovely, but have you heard me like, ooh, that honey Balenciaga. Yari yari. Becky. You remember Becky from.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Becky. Yeah, Becky. Becky with the ball head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like Becky's feet. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Just that. Nothing else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Word. Not me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I guess it depends on the, the scenario. Like, is that all we're doing? Like, we're just getting together so I can lick Becky's feet?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just probably not.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably not. Would you lick Michael B. Jordan's feet?

[Monet X Change]

Hell, no. And he's hot, and I'm like, I ain't. Look, I don't care who it is. I'm not touching nobody's feet. Especially, you know, I don't get a chance to suck the dick and, like, suck you from the back. Like, you bent over me, like, pulling the dick back and sucking it off that way. I don't get to do that. On your feet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The sucking the dick from the back of your thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I think that's very hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better work now. Do you like to get sucked from the back, or you just like to suck from the back?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like, I get to suck in the back for sure. Especially when the. When you go up in that hole, too, and you start. You start getting in the. In in the hole and give me a little. Put a finger in the booty and then sucking the dick on the back,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

girl, you know, suck my dick from the back.

[Monet X Change]

Wasn't. Stop making that sound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Suck my dick from the back is an insult that people use for a while n. Suck my dick from the back. Really?

[Monet X Change]

It's straight people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Cause suck my dick is an insult, but then suck my dick from the back is like, really?

[Monet X Change]

Which. Why is it an insult? Why is sucking. I don't understand why sucking dick is an insult.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, because being gay is laughable to straight people.

[Monet X Change]

No, but suck my dick. That's the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe because they think it puts you in a level of subjugation to them. And, like, you're. You're submissive to them. So, like, be submissive to me, which is hot. And on that note, if you want money to suck your dick from the back on the road, she probably will do it.

[Monet X Change]

My God, Bob, you're a messy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said probably. So you're never gonna suck anyone's d from the back. You're not sucking any. So. So someone.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if a hot guy comes up to you and is like, monet, I'm hot, and I want you to suck my dick from the back, you're gonna be like, no, I'm a no. I. I'm advertising for you.

[Monet X Change]

You should be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the dicks you're gonna suck from the back, you should be grateful because I'm the one putting you on the game, honey. Because I'm the one advertising for you, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I am not open, so why would I do that? Someone on the road.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, maybe you will be open one day. Y' all monogamous people. I'm. We know then didn't act like you know we know. You don't know. You don't know what's gonna happen in the future.

[Monet X Change]

Can't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do what.

[Monet X Change]

Can you stop calling me the n word. It really is offensive. I really don't like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nigga, shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

I am a black person now that I don't. I'm telling you, my boundaries. I do not like people using.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can't be friends no more. Then. This is the end of our friend. This is our last podcast. Thank you so much, everyone. I don't. I can't. I cannot have. I cannot have a close black friend who's like, I don't want to be confident.

[Monet X Change]

I can't either. It would. I could have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't be friends if you're a close friend of mine and you're black and you're like, I don't like that word. We need.

[Monet X Change]

We can't talk

[Ryan Reynolds]

like.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that's not true. That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had one friend like that who's no longer alive anymore, and she. Nope.

[Monet X Change]

You have one that's alive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Shangela.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Shangela aren't that close. Like, we're not that close. When's the last time, Monet? When's the last time you started hanging out with Shangela on tv?

[Monet X Change]

I thought you guys were gone. That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not shade. But, you know, me and Shangel are not, like, super, super close.

[Monet X Change]

I. I watch. We're here. I thought you guys were, like, best friends. Sorry, I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you know that. Me. I mean, me, I'm. I'm not. I'm not Shangela's enemy. Y' all heard it first.

[Monet X Change]

Bob hates Shangela.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goodbye, everyone.