The One About Finishing a Podcast

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Finishing a Podcast"

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Release Date: June 29, 2022

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Episode Overview

In this lively and characteristically chaotic installment, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change explore the art of “finishing a podcast”—a playfully meta theme that prompts as much hilarious digression as it does insight. From viral drag gossip to family acceptance, New York nightlife lore, and the trials of communicating with your best friend, the duo covers a slew of personal stories and pop culture reflections, all wrapped up in their signature banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Dynamics and Banter

• The episode opens with Bob and Monét teasing each other's podcast behaviors and how to properly finish (or finish doing) a podcast episode. The recurring joke is that despite aiming to talk about finishing, they never quite get to it until the last minutes.

2. Viral Gossip: Leaked Nudes & Drag Race Backstage Shenanigans

• Leaked Footage & Nudes:
  • They discuss videos of Monet dancing in the Drag Race workroom—filmed by RuPaul himself—and riff on the culture of nudes leaking ("If my nudes pop up, I'm like whatever." – Monét, [05:49]).
  • Bob compares 2022 attitudes to leaked content:

    "What's her name? Katniss Everdeen got a bukkake video out there, and she's still popping. Jennifer Lawrence."
    – Bob, [05:53]

  • They playfully recount bits where they mess with friends and partners about supposed leaked nudes.

3. Personal Stories & Drag Family Acceptance

• Coming Out to Family:

  • Monét recounts her fear of coming out as a drag performer to her West Indian family, only to be wholly embraced—her brother now even works security at queer events (see [18:29]).
  • Quote:

    "To see how my family, like, literally the complete, exact 180 from what I thought they would be like, is crazy."
    – Monét, [19:13]

• Bob Digs into Family Dynamics:

  • Bob asks thoughtful questions about Monét’s family structure, showing genuine curiosity and vulnerability, which feeds into their on-air chemistry ([21:49]).

4. Drag World Interactions & Social Grace

• Monét’s Encounter with The Vixen:
  • Monét recounts being at an event with The Vixen and choosing not to interact due to past conflicts, worrying it could escalate ([24:06]). Bob supports her boundary, noting, "The beef with The Vixen was… genuinely extraordinary." ([26:22])

5. Drag/Buddy Pranks & Gaslighting

• The hosts recount several elaborate pranks they've pulled on each other and friends—like the "mixed up" COVID test scare or faking nudes rumors—exploring when jokes go too far and who is really the queen of pranking ([07:32], [09:23]).

• Notable Exchange ([09:23]):

  “Bitch. You are the queen of playing too much… Shut your black mouth up, you fucking bitch.” – Monét

6. New York Nightlife History & Notable Twins

• Reminiscing about NYC drag and club culture, they name legendary regulars, twin siblings who frequented bars, and speculate on why certain drag performers never brought up being twins on Drag Race ([66:11], [68:08]).

• Hilarious moment: "You love to shit on one twin… and just shit on their whole existence, girl." – Bob, [67:51]

7. Celebrity & Drag Peer Name-Dropping

• Discussions of:
  • Willow Pill and Pit Stop ([28:09])
  • Joel Kim Booster's leaked nudes and Netflix special ([12:10])
  • Hopes for a Matteo Lane comedy special ([14:47])
  • Trixie Mattel’s business savvy and new album ([57:34], [59:05])
  • Saucy Santana’s BBL and security entourage ([35:29], [42:07])

8. Communication and Friendship Frustrations

• Extended, hilarious disputes about who is more unreachable via text/phone, with Andy and Jacob (regulars/producers) weighing in ([48:45]-[52:46]).
  • “Monet will text you, put her phone—put, drop her phone into a block of cement, and then drop that cement into the bottom of the ocean and never respond to you again.” – Bob, [49:50]

9. Game: U.S. State Capitals

• The hosts play a recurring geography game, struggling and riffing on their own knowledge ([54:34]-[56:43]).

10. Meta Moment: Actually Finishing a Podcast

• In their final minutes, they (ironically) discuss the merits of organic versus structured episode endings ([60:37]):
  • “For me, I think it’s doing it organically. I know some people like a contrived ending.” – Monét, [60:50]
  • “You were just recently trying to do sign offs. …You were in the little writing room writing sign offs.” – Bob, [61:01]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Drag Gossip & Leaks

• “Bitch, you have some nerve. Shut your black mouth up.” – Monét, [01:31]
• "If my nudes pop up, I'm like whatever." – Monét, [05:49]
• "Jennifer Lawrence…Her iCloud got hacked, and there's a bukakke video." – Bob, [06:07]

Family

• "I love my family so much… I was so afraid to tell my family about drag…they are so embracing." – Monét, [19:13]

On Pranks & Friendship

• “This is gaslighting, y’all.” – Bob, [10:08]
• “You're horrible. What a bully. Poor Angel.” – Bob, [09:54]

On New York Nightlife & Twins

• “Do you remember those really hot twins, used to come to all the drag shows?... You love to shit on one twin…” – Bob, [67:06], [67:51]
• “Can't wait…Should we do an episode about twins where we have twins on?” – Bob, [69:31]

Communication Drama

• “Bob is so. You are so ridiculous.” – Monét, [48:31]
• “Monet will text you, put her phone—put…her phone into a block of cement, and then drop that cement into the bottom of the ocean and never respond to you again.” – Bob, [49:50]

Drag Business & Branding

• "Trixie owns the color pink." – Monét, [59:39]
• "We're the only drag queens Oprah/Madonna follows." – Both, [60:04]

On Ending a Podcast

• “How do you end—what’s the best way to end an episode?” – Bob, [60:37]
• “Doing it organically.” – Monét, [60:50]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:26] - Introduction to theme: how to finish a podcast
• [05:00] - Discussion on nudes, leak culture, and Drag Race production stories
• [18:29] - Monét’s story about coming out and family embracing drag
• [24:06] - Navigating tension in the drag world: Monét and The Vixen
• [28:09] - Pit Stop shoutouts and Willow Pill
• [35:29] - Saucy Santana and celebrity encounters at Pride events
• [48:45] - Friend communication grievances, text/call habits
• [54:34] - U.S. state capitals game
• [60:37] - The meta-topic: how to actually finish an episode

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Tone and Style

As ever, the episode is casual, uproarious, and unmistakably Bob & Monét—filled with friendly reads, candid honesty, and anecdotes about drag life and chosen family. The hosts effortlessly blend introspection with irreverence, making both their disagreements and harmonious moments deeply entertaining.

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Final Reflection

Despite promising to tackle "how to finish a podcast," the duo revels in not finishing, turning their constant meandering into a meta-commentary on podcasting itself. The episode is a celebration of friendship, queer joy, drag scene chaos, and the enduring art of not sticking to the script.

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Listen if you want: Unfiltered drag queen realness, behind-the-scenes Drag Race, NYC nightlife nostalgia, chosen-family pride, and banter that never actually ends… until it does!

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we leak our news.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about how to finish a podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you have some nerve. Shut your black mouth up. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you had two sips of the drink. How did it kick in already? How did this drink already kick in? You're acting wild. Monae's got something she want to go for her chest. So go ahead. We haven't even picked the topic yet. What you want to go for? Chess?

[Monet X Change]

Here's what I want to say to you. Yeah, yeah. Here's what I got to say to you. Do you know what I hear from you? Volume my motherfucking nuts. How's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is better. What do you hear from me?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know what I hear from you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you hear from me?

[Monet X Change]

Could you hear me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. You said, you know what I hear from you. Then I said, and I keep saying, what do you hear from me?

[Monet X Change]

I'll tell you next week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You had a K off chest. Now you. Now you're not. Y', all, we were getting ready to pick up top of money. Was like, I got something I want to get off my chest, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Also, can you turn your gain up? I can, like, barely hear you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. Jacob had fixed it on his end. And then you came in and went back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, is this better, honey?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, that's better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want a little more house this?

[Andy]

Honey,

[Monet X Change]

do not. Do not take that type of tone of Voice with me. It makes me uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to talk like your co host that you love so much. How's this?

[Monet X Change]

That is a horrible. That is a horrible anybody version. I need you to do a little bit of job than that. That is horrible, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't talk lady bunny once a week like you do, okay?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so you. So you've never heard it? Bob, people you've seen one time, you. You. You be impersonating them. But lady Bunny, you're like, I don't know how she talks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You caught me when I cannot do it. Perfect lady bunny. You got me. You got me. Yeah, back into it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Admit that. Admit that. But say that with your test. You can't do a good lady bunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, Monet is on one today, honey. She's on top of some guy named One. Just standing right on. Sitting right on him.

[Monet X Change]

I put that big brown round on his. On his face. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this? What is this video of you, like, like in your thong in the work room, just, like, jiggling, shaking her ass around? I was like, what is going on?

[Monet X Change]

RuPaul. RuPaul took this video for me. He was. I was like, can you record this for me real quick? And he. That is RuPaul recording the video. People don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With his cell phone?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, with his phone. That is RuPaul recording the video with his phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, so there's a video. So RuPaul has. So who released the video? Who released the footage?

[Monet X Change]

I showed up, I was. I was tagging it on. On Twitter, and I was like, RuPaul's one who took this video? So RuPaul, when it first gets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where did it first get posted? Was it posted by World of Wonder?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, they posted it first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now there's some in house footage of Monet shaking her ass on RuPaul. To send your nudes to Michelle. RuPaul sent your shit to James St. James. Randy and Fenton got your nudes.

[Andy]

Yeah, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. RuPaul sent that video of me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who leaked them? You know, that was in the group text,

[Monet X Change]

Honey. Do you still not send news?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not send news. I was just talking to a guy on Grinder today, talking about some sensitive news, and I was like. And he was like. He was like, oh, my God, I'm listening to your podcast right now. And then he was like, send news. And I was like, you. And I was like, you know, I'm not about to. You know, I'm not about to send you no news. You know that.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. Yeah, I mean, I get why you don't send nudes, but you have sent them before. What, did they pop up one day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just talking to Jake about this. Then you know, it is what it is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I feel the same way. If my nudes pop up, I'm like, whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's 2022, and I don't think the nudes are out here ruining people's. I mean, what's it. What's the name? What? Katniss Everdeen got a bukaki video out there, and she's still popping Jennifer Lawrence.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does.

[Andy]

Her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her icloud got hacked, and there's a bukkaki video of her with, like, a bunch of jizz all over her.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I remember. I've seen the footages. But do you remember when we went to Trixie's. To Trixie Motel, the party they did in Palm Springs that you. Myself, Kim, Alaska, a bunch of the girls went, and we were down there, and then Andy was there as well, and Jacob was there, and they were at the thing, and then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not Dorothy.

[Monet X Change]

Who you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dorothy from wizard of Oz. And you were there, and Andy was

[Monet X Change]

there, and Jacob was there, and they were all there. And I think it was. It was myself, Jacob, Andy, and one other. One other person. We were just all talking a group, and then we got on the topic of, like, girls nudes. I was like. I was like, well. I was like, well, you know, like, every girl, like, because, you know, people start knowing their boyfriends, too. Like, their nudes get leaked. And I think maybe Jacob, it was. Jacob was like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Andy, yours too. And I was like, yeah, girl. I was like, yeah, babe. Like, you're new to. Like, they're out there. He's like, what? I was like, yeah, like. Like, if. When you start dating, like, a rude girl and, like, the fans get really invested and they, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a bit, though, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was a bit. And then so me and Jacob. And Jacob was like, yeah, Like. Like, yeah. Like, they're like, everywhere. And he's like, what are y' all talking about? I was like, babe, your nudes are out there. And then. And, like, we. Jacob and I played it up a little bit more. And then, like, we, like, said, no, I'm kidding. He was. He got so mad, like, that night at the hotel. He was like. He's like, I didn't like that joke. And I was like, girl, sorry if you took it serious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a joke, so. Well, you still could be playing too much. You could be playing too much. So we were hanging out on New Year's.

[Monet X Change]

You haven't done. We be playing too much.

[Andy]

We play.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ain't think about too much. Yes. Andy can confirm.

[Monet X Change]

Boy, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On New Year's, we wanted to make sure no one got Covid. So we came over and we. Me and. Me and Jacob or me and Monet?

[Monet X Change]

No, you and Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Me and Andy took our COVID test, like, as soon as we got there, and we were all social distancing, and then we.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's when we were leaving. When y' all were leaving y'. All.

[Andy]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're getting this very mixed up. When we got there, we took the COVID test and we left them on the counter. And then we waited 15 minutes, waited 10 minutes, and then we just started interacting because nothing showed up. We're like, all right, it's 10 minutes. This is good enough. We did the whole evening, and at the end of the evening, we were. You were cleaning off the counter, and. And then you picked up the test and you said, oh, my God, one of you has Covid. And we were like, wait, what? And you were like, one of you has Covid. I don't know who it is. And then Jacob walked over, and I was like, nuh. Then Jacob walked over and was like, yeah, one of you has Covid. And I was like, this is wild. Now we all have. Now we probably all have Covid because one of us has Covid. Me and Andy were freaking out because we thought that one of us gave everyone Covid. And you were like. You were like. I picked them up and I mixed them up. So I don't know whose is who, but one of you two has Covid and Jacob. Yeah, I saw it. We were like, oh, my God, this is horrible. So we. So me and Andy are, like, kind of. So at the end of the night, no one's hugging anyone. Me and Andy are, like, navigating, like, opposite sides of the couch so I could leave. Andy got up and moved so I could leave. It was this wild thing. And then I got in the car, and I was like, I cannot believe that. And Jacob was like, oh, no, no, no. That was. That was a bit. And I was like, y' all play too much, Bob. You have the nerve to talk about anybody.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. You are the queen of playing too much. You are. You are. You have some fucking nerve to tell anybody they play too much. You have some nerve. Shut your fucking Black mouth up, you fucking bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I'm saying is. All I'm saying is Andy agrees with me. I didn't like that joke. So quote Andy. I didn't like that joke.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, girl. I was like. And, you know, and what is what it takes for me to. To double down and laugh even more? Let somebody tell they didn't like the Jug Witch. I will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're horrible. What a bully. Poor Angel.

[Monet X Change]

He said that. So then when he told me that, I doubled out and I was like. I was like, okay, okay. I was like, actually. I was like, actually, we were joking. Like, it was like, for real. They really were out there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're horrible. This gaslighting, y'.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not just me, apparently. It's everyone Monet's close to. Gets a little bit. Gets a little bit of the gaslight.

[Monet X Change]

So please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was talking to someone. I was. Oh, I was talking to Joe Kim Booster recently. And as we were talking, I was like. I was like, yo, girl, you're new. I said, I saw your news, and they are. They. Your news are leaked all over the place.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on one second, one second. Someone knock on my door.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is there always someone interested or in the corner of a room? Every time we do a podcast, someone's in the corner of the room, someone's in the other room downstairs. You always got some sneaky shit going on in your. Wherever you are. And why is this picture of this old ass boat cheesecake? Patty better spill your entire order. Patty said, here goes a full rack of ribs and cheesecake. Patty said you ordered the full rack of ribs and cheesecake and the butter milkshake.

[Monet X Change]

Not a butter milkshake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patty said you got a mayonnaise milkshake, a full rack of ribs, and some cheesecake, right?

[Andy]

Monet's about to eat through this whole podcast we're about to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you can't eat during this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not eating. I'm not eating. You the one who a few episodes ago, this nigga Y' all know the episode too, boss. Talking about some. Try to eat seaweed chips on camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Monet, Monty. Cause y', all, we're doing two podcasts in a row, and Monet is not about to wake two podcasts to eat the entire cheesecake she ordered.

[Monet X Change]

Not an entire cheesecake. You are so rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I promise you, the.

[Andy]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The. The mis. Exchange I know is not about to wait. The miss exchange that couldn't wait for her mother to finish the curry coke is not about to Wait, two podcasts to start snacking on her junior's cheesecake wherever kind of cheesecake you got.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, tell me about Joe. Joe said his nudes were new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was as a bit. I was like, girl, your nudes are out there, honey. And I was like, gagged, Miss Thing. And he was like, well, you know, and then we just kept talking. And then like two days later, I just saw, because he had just released his special sex psychosexual. His special psychosexual came out, and then one of the headlines was like, joel Kimbusu talks about his news being out there. And then I had to call him back and I called. I say, joe, I did not know your news are actually out there. I want you know that I was not just casually mentioning your nudes in front of a room full of people. I did not know that you actually had news out there. And I was. That was just me, like, doing a joke. I just need you to know that I had no clue your news were out there. And I. That was just.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I. I play too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I play too much bitch, you know, But I literally exhibit a.

[Monet X Change]

Play too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I didn't do a thing. You tried to trick your Nicki Minaj.

[Andy]

Now

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm still flight just back to white guy. But what happened? I wasn't trying to convince Joe that his news were out there. I was just being like, girl, your news. You know how gay folks would be joking around about stuff. But then two days later, I found out his news actually leaked and his nudes are fully on the Internet. And he's like, I'm cool with it now. But I was like, girl, I need you to know I would not just casually joke about your. Your news being out there if I knew your news were actually in these streets like they are.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I guess since they're. Since they're public domain, should I go look for them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your business. He says in his new special, he says that he's cool with his news being out there because he looks good. And I didn't. I didn't. I did not look up the nudes. I did not find them.

[Monet X Change]

Are you not. Are you not interested? Do you not think he's hot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Let me rephrase that. I did look them up. I did not find them. Let me rephrase that. I. I have not seen the nudes. Not for a lack of effort.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so you try to find Joel Kimbus's news. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is a very good special. I haven't seen the whole Thing. I've seen some clips, and it's very good. It's on Netflix.

[Monet X Change]

Where is it on Netflix?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Netflix Mirror. He's having a very busy month, honey. His pride is, when is Mateo Lane?

[Monet X Change]

Netflix. Hello, Netflix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Monet. No, Monet. The screaming Monet. This. Every time you switch hands, you are just bang. You don't have a desk to clip this on. Big Patty, skinny ass, come hold up. Patti been lifting weight. Make Patti come hold the microphone.

[Monet X Change]

Netflix. I gotta say this. When is Mateo Lane's motherfucking comedy special coming out? Matteo Lane is so fucking funny. He's so brilliant. He's so handsome. What? What? Netflix was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what, Hulu?

[Monet X Change]

Y' all want to be on the cutting edge of some new shit? Hulu, do the Material Name special. He'll be the only special on Hulu, and it's gonna be fucking fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hulu has other specials. That's not how. But. But I agree. The fact that Matteo Lane does not have a special yet is absolutely wild. He's one of the finest comedians, and every. Every time I go see his show, he's. He's pretty much consistently the funniest person there every single time. He's a very, very good comedian. And we got to get our. Our homegirl Potato Pain up in these. These Netflix specials, these HBO specials, these Amazon special streets.

[Monet X Change]

It's. It's Potato Man. Get it right. If you're gonna say it right. You don't even know his nickname.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I call him. I call him Potato Pain. We have. I first. I'm gonna call him Potato since way before you and him ever even lock out.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true. That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. Monet. You didn't make a potato. He got called Potato because of a joke that he told. I didn't make a. I know. And ever since I heard the joke, I've been calling him Potato Pain.

[Monet X Change]

Same bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you be calling Potato Man. You have your own little name. You. You and Potato have your own little name. I call him Potato Pain. You. Your little potato mane. Shit, that's. That's you. That's your little thing. Me and Potato. Why are you so aggressive, Monet? You literally started. You just aggressed me. And then as you are. You are in. You are in pure gas light form today. You are on one. You just aggressed me and then asked me why I was aggressive. You are. You've been taking notes on your brother today because you are very. You are very back to blue today.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. You are so Ridiculous. You know, let's take a break and I'll tell you more about my brother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, let's. Yeah, yeah. Bring Sean on the podcast.

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[Monet X Change]

So I just did a gig in New York City for Flippers Pride, whatever. And my brother, Flippers. Well, first of all, Zach, Flippers, they do, they do pride. They do pride. They like, they do like a roller skating rink at Rockefeller Center.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't, I don't know. I never heard of Flippers. I don't know what that is. Flippers Pride.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it. They do. They do like, they do. Flippers is a company. They do, they do events.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay, okay. I never heard of Flippers. Okay, Jake, you act like I'm weird. Jacob, you're comment below. If y' all know Flippers not acting like Flippers is like, like, like you said Live Nation or some shit. Like, like you.

[Monet X Change]

So I saw, I, I, you know, doing this gig, whatever, and then like three days before I get to text my brother, and my brother and I, we text him maybe like, twice a month. Like, you know, I see the text. I'm like, oh, what are you texting me about? He's like, he just sends me a picture of Rockefeller Sunday. He's like, are you gonna be here in a few days? And I was like, yeah. He's like, you didn't think to tell me? I was like, no. And he was like, it's Rockefeller Center. I was like, oh, my God, I forgot. My brother does private security for NBC, so. He does. He's at SNL every week, all that stuff. So he was gonna do private security for all the dolls. Let me tell you something. I love my brother so much. I love my family so much. Like, y' all don't understand. I was so afraid to tell my family about drag because, you know, growing up West Indian and seeing, like, how attitudes and feelings are about queerness and stuff, and, like, to see how my family, like, literally the complete, exact 180 from what I thought they would be like, is crazy. Like, he was, like, excited. He did a gig at the Stone. He did a gig doing security at the Stonewall for a private event they had. And he was, like, sending me pictures of all the girls, like, being so excited. He was excited to see a query and everyone. I was like, it was just. And he's excited to be doing security and protecting drag queens at Pride. I'm like. He's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cause, you know. Cause, you know it's a Stonewall. Like, I ain't trying to have nobody. I'm like, yeah, yeah, work. And so it's just. It was just so nice to see him so excited to be protecting drag queens at Rockefeller center. And I just love it so much. So shout out to my brother Sean. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So was he working the event that you did?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he was working. He was. He was working security to protect the drag queens at this event. At this event. It's like, the whole time, he's like, bitch. I'm like, so I'm. I'm hosting the whole show, right? So they. So I'm like, by the stage and, like, trying to. Like, the stage manager's trying to talk me stuff. He's like. He's like, wait a minute. He's like, facetiming my grandmother. He's like, grandma, hey, here. Here's Kevin. I'm like. I'm like, hey, Grandma. Yeah, what's going on? They're just trying to get me to go on stage. I'm trying to put on my shoes. He's like, wait, it's Auntie Sharon. I'm like, hey, hey, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All, Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I was like. I was Talking to my FaceTime of my family, trying to record the shower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been like, I need security to protect me from my brother. They had a security. I need someone to protect me.

[Monet X Change]

But it was very cute. And I just say that to anyone who may. Because it is pride season, who may be feeling weird about trying to tell their family again. I'm not saying that you have to do that, but I know I was someone who was very afraid to tell my family about, like, what I did about drag and being gay. And they are so embracing and so loving and accepting of it. It's very beautiful. And I'm very happy that I'm on the other side of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I ask you a question I never asked you before?

[Monet X Change]

Am I gay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Because I know that your. Your mother is your aunt now. Is. Is your. Is your brother, like, do you have the same birth mother?

[Monet X Change]

No, he's not.

[Andy]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's your. Your. Your. Your adoptive mom's son. Like, birth son.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I realized. I realize now that I never asked you that. I never asked you that before.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. So you're trying to do it on camera. This is very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay, Monet, you had two sips of the drink. How did it kick in already? How did this drink already kick in? You're acting wild.

[Monet X Change]

It's orange juice. It's orange juice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold the orange juice up so we can see it. Let's see the alcohol content, the orange juice. Hold it up.

[Monet X Change]

It's orange juice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not. You know. You know what is not serve. You know what is not serve. Yeah, nigga. Yeah. Smirnoff.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They sell Smirnoff.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Smirnoff. This better be research. This better be the research. Oh, they sell. They sell his boyfriend's name. What's Smirno's boyfriend's name?

[Monet X Change]

None of your business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's his name? Jacob.

[Andy]

Michael.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michael. Wait till Michael find out. Oh, yeah, Michael about to whoop that ass, girl. Michael. Little five foot six. That's gonna. You wait till. Michael. Oh, I cannot wait for the next time I can see you. Oh, it's going down. I'm yelling. Timber. Honey. And just so I know, boyfriend is one of the higher ups at serve anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead. Not the higher ups. And serve. You better also.

[Andy]

It's her husband.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes. Manila's husband.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Trying to diminish their relationship, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is Very.

[Monet X Change]

Why? Because. Because Manila is Asian and he is Latinx. Is that why? Because they're. Because they're a marriage of color. Because they're on a marriage of color. You're coming for them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drink the competitor, bitch. Drink the competitor. Why you over there?

[Monet X Change]

So I'm in. So I'm in Seattle. I'm here in Seattle, and last night, Thorgy Blair, Sinclair. Sinclair Simone, Trinity K. Bonet, they had this gig, right? So I did my gig in the. My gig was, like, at one o', clock, and I go to this gig at Rindhouse in Seattle, and I'm there. Like, I go. See, Thorchy is just chaos energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You walk in making just nutty as squirrel turd. Girl. She's wild.

[Monet X Change]

Thorgy is so nutty. So right off the bat, Thorgy's just, like, calling 18 shots. There's no other shots of tequila. And I'm kicking all the girls. Like, all the girls. Like, we're in this corner and, like. And I don't know if this is even appropriate to sound. I'm not. I'm gonna say this. I'm not trying to start a fight. I'm not trying to do anything. I just wanted to talk about my experience at Pride in Seattle. And all of us are mingling, Patty. Like, all of us are, like, mingling. And then I look over in the corner, and there is the vixen. And in my mind, right? And I had no idea that she And. And y' all know this podcast we over. Jacob just was ahead of this. Like, oh, God, no, I'm. I, I. I tried. I'm not trying to be shady. I'm being. I am trying to be very earnest, y'. All. And in that moment, like. Cause it's Pride and everything. And this. This thing, me and Tamisha had a. We, We. We had our thing, and we, like, bygones be bygones. And I really toured with, like, saying hi to her, but I didn't want to say hi to her and be like, hey, girl. Just want to say, like, whatever. I didn't know how she reacts. And, like, I was like, let me not even try to get into no drama with this girl. Let me just not say anything. Do you think. Do you think. Do you think I should have said something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did y' all make eye contact? No. Did y' all even acknowledge each other's existence?

[Monet X Change]

No. But the weird thing is, like, all the girls are talking, and she wasn't engaging with the other girls, so I didn't know, like, what the temperature in the room Was. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say this. I am someone who always goes up to people and talks to them whether I have beef or not. So I would have been like, we're in the same room. I guess we got to talk to each other, huh? That's very me. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And normally, I think that's you, too. You did it with Tamisha. That. That is also very Monet. But I will say this. The beef with Tamisha was not as contentious as the beef. The vixen. I will say the beef with the vixen was. It was genuinely extraordinary. It was really.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On a different level, there was some real intense stuff going on there. So I don't blame you for not going up, and I think you probably made the right decision. Probably.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I was like. I was like. I was like, worst case scenario, I go to say hi to her, and me and her, for some reason, get into, like, a physical fight. I think now we get into a physical fight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not think. I don't think the vixen would. I don't think that vixen would try to physically fight you, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so either. But I'm like. But again, I'm saying worst case scenario,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

there's weight classes for a reason.

[Monet X Change]

You are so rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see?

[Monet X Change]

You are so rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was not about. That was not what you think it was. I'm just saying that there is a.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, talk about gaslighting here. Anybody here, Here. Bob. Makes a weight joke and be like, monet is not about weight. I'm not talking about your size.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not about you being big. It's about her being petite. That's what it is. Because me and vixen. There's a weight class difference between me and the vixen, too, girl. The Vixen is, like, 140 pounds soaking wet with rain boots on, with lead in her wig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't think. I want to be very clear. I don't think it would have escalated to a fight at all. Like, that's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if it did.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying, like, worst case scenario, like, some crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if it did. But if it did. Did, Mom. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

You are so messy. I'm not answering this question. Jacob is asking about the latest episode of Pit Stop. I have not seen the latest episode of Pit Stop yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is me and Willow Pill. It is. I don't know when this airs, but the latest episode at this point, as of recording, is me and Willow Pill. It is a very, very funny episode. And she really cackled me and we really cut up during the episode.

[Monet X Change]

Willow, Pill's very friend. I met her at dragcon, Louisiana. And we talked to maybe a. Maybe like a minute. And like in that minute, she had some very funny quips and she was very charming. And so I was like, yeah, she's a. She's a funny little lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I tell you about my pride? Ezra was hosting Youth Pride in Central Park. So I went and I like, was like, I was around children.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was actually a pretty fun event. What? Taylor Bennett, who is the Chance, the rapper's brother was performing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Who was the get judge on Legendary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think he's bi, apparently.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's bi. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Suck some dick. Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just kidding. Wow. Not the Biracia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was. Oh, God. Just because that was. That was a kid. I was. That was a joke.

[Monet X Change]

First. First and first libraries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not.

[Monet X Change]

Not bisexuals. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but. And Ezra hosted someone named Ruba and it was actually a really cool event. I was like, what is it going? What is. I was like, oh. Also randomly Yuhamasaki was there and Yo Hamasaki, one of those folks who, like, she was reading a book. And the thing about Yo Hamasaki is like, it can literally be. I'm telling you right now, if I run into a friend when we see each other, it's kind of like a. Oh, my God. What are you doing here? If it's like an old. Even if it's like an old, like, barely an acquaintance. If I saw like, someone that I did like Brenda Darling, who was like a friend of mine, but we only really worked together. We didn't do anything outside of work together. If I saw her radio, she'd be like, oh, my God, Bob. I'm like, brenda, girl, what is. Hey, girl. I saw you.

[Monet X Change]

Ha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You acted like we have been talking every day for the last couple of months. You. I was like, hey, girl. Anyway, listen, we need to make sure that we. Hey. Because I did a thing where I saw. Because I saw her before she saw me. She's on stage. When she got on stage, I was like standing at the end of the ramp, like, hey. And she was like, hi, listen, we need to make sure that we get my car.

[Monet X Change]

That's very U. Ha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love trying to get a picture with you and. And Ezra because. Because he hosted the show. I'm trying. Let me get a picture of you too. And it was just. It was just funny. I can I can never quite understand why Yuha is the way she is. She's one of the most interesting people I've ever met.

[Monet X Change]

Can you tell? Yuha. Yuha. Y' all in the same underwear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've told her before, but, like, Yuha used to do my costumes, and we were.

[Monet X Change]

Until you fired her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not. So she. Until she told me one day, I said, can you make me costume? She goes, and she takes back, I'm busy. Two words, I'm busy. I didn't find. I didn't know she was getting ready for Drag Race. Anyways, Point. So you. I've gone to her house for fittings. Multiple. I mean, many, many all the time. I go to, uh, place for fittings. She seen me underwear tons of times. One day, I. I sleep down to my underwear to put on my padding. And Uha is just. When I say dying, laughing, I was like, I'm getting insecure. What the are you laughing about? Like, why are you laughing so hard? She is, I mean, cackling tears in her eyes, cannot breathe. And I say, you are. What? This is going on for almost three minutes. I'm like, what is going on? And then she goes to her underwear drawer and pulls out and shows that we have the same underwear. And I was like, it wasn't that funny. It wasn't that funny. And I'll tell y' all a little bit more about Yuha's nuttiness when we get back. Now, also, real quick thing, like, we've had Yuha on the podcast before, and Yuha and Monae were just fighting. I don't know if y' all remember this. You.

[Monet X Change]

You have amped this. Punched us up so much. It literally was not okay. You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll say this, y'.

[Andy]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all go back and let's do it yourself. I won't say any more things about the episode. Monet and I, we did this little series where we tried to interview all the girls that they left, and then we. I think UHOH was the last one because it just. It became hard to get them all. And girl could be the Blair. Anyway, not the point. The point is Yuha and Mona. I was like, y' all are going at it on this podcast. I was like, y', all. Y' all got the rivalry. This shit is wild. Should we have her back on the podcast?

[Monet X Change]

This was back when we would do. We should have Uha back in the podcast. I think UHA has a lot of New York City memories. Uha, uh's been doing drag you gotta realize, Yhuha's been doing drag for almost two decades. No, she started when she was, like, 14. Yes. Juha started a dragon. She was, like, 14 years old. And you have been a drag for almost two decades. Yuha is. She's. Yeah, Juha has been a drag for a long time. People don't realize that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I called Juha and I was like, do you want to be on my YouTube page? You want to be on first Impressions? And she goes, why? I said, oh. I said, well, I don't know, like, to come through. She goes. I was like, why would I do that? Like, I do my own review show. Why would I do yours? And I was like, we could do each other. We'd be saying the same thing. Like, why? And I was like, you know what? Honestly, you got it. I'm sorry I asked.

[Monet X Change]

I love Juha Hamasaki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet has a cat named Colleen. I don't like this bitch. The cat is really annoying. She attacks. And Monet's one of those moms who makes excuses for our kids. Bad behavior. Okay, the cat is scratching me. Emily's like, well, why are you wearing strings?

[Monet X Change]

Why are you moving?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, oh, so that was what I'm wearing.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you breathing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally? Put the cat down. Yeah, I'm downstairs. Let me finish. Put the cat downstairs when I come over.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, guys, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't cut me off.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? Here's the thing. I would not appreciate you going, and, Bob, you are lying. You are lying. You know that color does not attack you. You are. You're creating this false narrative of Colleen be being this. This aggressor when she's not. And I don't appreciate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? All I'll say is this. There's. There's video evidence of it, and there's also videos of you being like, it's what you're wearing. All I said was I was over at Mon's place.

[Monet X Change]

And it's also evidence of you being like, I love this cat. You know, I really like Colleen. So which one is it? Are you hot or you cold? Which one is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can't be.

[Monet X Change]

Can't be Flip flopping every day. You sound like. You sound like. You sound like a moderate Democrat is what you sound like. Flip flopping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, sometimes you start to love your abusers. Okay, I'm over here. This bitch are pawing at me and Monet. And Monet is like, it's what you're wearing. You shouldn't have worn that. And I was like, that is that's a. That's a bad take. That's. That's a bad take for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Yada Bob. Bob would show up to my house in a ball of yarn and be like, why is Colleen messing with me? Bitch, you're a ball of yarn. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all see not victim flavor. This is messy. This is messy. You are wild. You are. Anna wanna today, Ms. Thing. Also, I think you and I work with Saul Santana a day apart.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. We work together at Chicago Pride in the park. How was Saucy when you worked with him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, ass. Saucy's ass is big. Oh, that thing.

[Monet X Change]

The BP is Ellen girl. The BB is Elling. The BB is Elling there I was

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, honestly, whoever your doctor is, this. This needs. He's the new doctor is more. Because this. It looks great too. It really looks great. I was like, Good for you, Ms. Thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did y' all go to the same person?

[Monet X Change]

Wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where did you go to someone else? You didn't.

[Andy]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you went along. You went along. You went to Long Island. You were in Long Island. That's right.

[Monet X Change]

Can we tell y'?

[Andy]

All?

[Monet X Change]

I wish. Could you imagine? Could you imagine if I really got a bbl, Bob? Imagine if I got a bbl. My ass would be. It would be its own dimension. My ass would need its own car service, its own flight on a plane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do. Honey, I. I found Santana. Saucy. You gotta get your bbl. Only to find out. Mona. You gotta do what you gotta do. You did what needed to be done.

[Monet X Change]

I would get a reduction. Okay, can we do this? Can I get something taken out of me and put it in you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how that works. I will die. You can't. No.

[Monet X Change]

They have fat. No. If. If we're. If we're compatible, you can do a fat transfer for once person. But you have to become.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that. What types about to say. Do you even know your blood type, bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Monet. Monetae got her wisdom teeth taken out when she was there. I asked the doctor to take a little bit of her blood and test it against mine. And they said we weren't compatible.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you didn't even come. I went to my. I went to get my wisdom teeth by myself. You're such a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were literally asleep. You don't know what the fuck I was doing. You don't know who was there. Bitch. You weren't Looking at the doctor, you don't know who was in the room, bitch. Lil Kim could have been in the room and you wouldn't even fucking know, bitch. The vixen could have pulled your teeth. The vixen could have pulled your tv. You do not know, bitch. You have no clue. So I was there.

[Monet X Change]

I was there when you got your wisdom taken. Let me tell you something. But you know what's something I noticed when Bob, after you got your wisdom taken out, it is very reminiscent of how you are when you wake up in the morning, just like disoriented. I can't even like really function. And then there's that famous footage of you trying to tell a joke that fell flat when you were under.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It did not fall flat. I mean, for the audience of one. Yeah, you didn't appreciate it, but everyone watching it at home really enjoyed it. Also, you spit in this narrative of me being non functioning when I wake up. I'm just gonna remind everyone we have footages of you. Footages. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, I need you to come into the. Jacob. I need Jacob. And don't be saying nothing. Cause your little boyfriend is there. And you try to preserve whatever y' all got. Is Bob not a toddler in the morning when he wa up?

[Andy]

I think it's a little bit of both. Not necessarily in the morning. Sometimes he'll take a nap and he'll be very sleepy after the nap. He canceled dinner with my parents because 11am was too early.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, what a monster.

[Andy]

No, sometimes waking up can be challenging, but not always. And I've also seen him wake up and go immediately to work. So, you know, it's a little bit of both.

[Monet X Change]

I would say, Jacob, you're giving me very moderate Democrat. You're giving me very shouting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say that what we.

[Andy]

I will say that when we did our episode at five in the morning, you were definitely the sleepier one, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, let me just say again, let me just say this real quick too, just to make things clear, because Rose Ritz listens to our podcast. I did not cancel. It was early. What happened was we had a very.

[Monet X Change]

Not that. What happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not that.

[Monet X Change]

What had happened was we had a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

very late night the night before because I was out performing, doing my job. And then I also had to go. I would have had to go straight from breakfast into Ezra's thing in Central park. And then Ezra's thing was starting at noon, and the other thing was starting at 10:30, and I would not have made it. Evidence being that Nick went to breakfast with. With Jacob's family, and then came halfway through Ezra's thing. So I was like. I realized that I did not have the. The actual time to do both. And I had worked the night before. I did not just. I did not. It was. It wasn't just me with a full night. It was not me with a full night's sleep and then nothing to do the next day and being like, I'm not hanging out with the Ritza. That is. That is.

[Monet X Change]

I can't believe that poor, sweet Rose Ritz traveled from Philadelphia to have breakfast with you, and you canceled on her. Rose, I am so sorry for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is not.

[Monet X Change]

I am so sorry that this has happened to you. I am so sorry for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rose Monet's doing a bit, first of all. Also, me, Rose, Dean, Ellie, and Jacob had dinner. Had dinner the day before, and then me and Rose and Jacob had had brunch the next day when they shut.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so sorry, Rose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what flavor is this vodka you drinking, by the way? That's what I want to know. What flavor is this? Is this knockoff serve you drinking?

[Monet X Change]

Don't bring it back. Don't try to. Don't try to project your ill treatment of Rosewoods on my vodka. Don't you dare try to protect your. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Rose are. Me and Rose are good. I reunited Rose with Madonna after 37 years last time. Rose.

[Monet X Change]

Tom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Madonna was 37 years ago. So me and Rose are good, honey. And then also, Rose met one of her favorite drag queens of all time the next day as well. Peppermint.

[Monet X Change]

Peppermint, Gummy bear. I miss Pep, you know? You know, I was supposed to. I was supposed to be. I showed you the thing. Yeah, no, you know what I'm gonna talk about off camera? We'll do a Patreon exclusive about some stuff. Patreon exclusive. Because I don't want to. We'll do Patreon exclusive. Just. Just remind me. We'll do Patreon exclusive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This doesn't work. Never. Not once did this work. Never. Not once. Ever since I've known you, you've been doing this a little bit. You have never remembered the thing. What keywords. When I write peppermint, what keywords can I write down?

[Sponsor/Announcer]

Just.

[Monet X Change]

Just say Peppermint Madonna. Peppermint Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Peppermint Madonna. Peppermint Madonna. Yeah. I'll catch y' all in. In the. In the Patron exclusive. I also wanted to talk real Quick about. Oh, Saucy. Saucy was really. Saucy was very hard working. Saucy. Saucy does go everywhere with security. Everywhere.

[Monet X Change]

Saucy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Santana. Santana goes everywhere with security. Santana was really lovely. Was. Was works really hard. Like does the. Does the. But Saucy goes everywhere with security. I was like, in rehearsals, I was like, madonna doesn't even have security. I was like, you think Madonna's gonna beat you up?

[Monet X Change]

So like, what? Like his security would be on stage while he was rehearsing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, in, in rehearsal. Like when we were in rehearsal, like we were rehearsing in Burbank and Saucy Santana rolled in with security, like a security guard. And I was like, what is going on? But and also in saucy events, Saucy has some really nasty run ins. So.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I will say, I mean, at Pride in the park, which is, which is an open event that was granted, we're like backstage, whatever. I didn't see security backstage, but I mean, speeches on. I don't know, maybe. Maybe they were there and I just didn't realize they were security. You know what I mean? But I, I don't see. He had a whole bunch of security.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, this security. He look, he looks like he don't talk to nobody. He was. He wears his mask up to his mouth like this. All you see is his eyes. Big, big dude. Don't talk to nobody. Baseball hat. Wears under armour.

[Monet X Change]

Well, this, this is, this is the second time I've done stuff with Saucy. Saucy was a guest on Exchange Rate back in the day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like in person or on digital.

[Monet X Change]

On digital, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You probably don't. Don't bring security to Mixture Monato.

[Monet X Change]

Well, when he did it, he ended up doing it in his. Because we were supposed to do it one time and I was like waiting for him to come. Like an hour passed and I was like, I was talking to the producer. They were like, we don't know where he is. And then like, then like they got an email update from his people and they're like, yeah, he's late to the studio. And then, so then like two hours later he showed up in the studio, popped up and we did it from him recording the studio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of hits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I did do a. I wrote. I told Santana. I was like, I want to write a verse to booty. I want to write a verse to Booty and I'm going to wrap it for you. And Santana was like, all right, girl, do what you got to do. And Then I have it on footage. I'll get it on the Patreon. Me rapping my booty verse for Santana. And I'm actually very, very proud of. Of what I wrote. I was like, I should do a whole mixtape, because this is great. I ended up writing an entire song. It was great.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not gonna do better. I love writing music. Writing music is very cathartic. I really. I really enjoy it. Do you like. Do you like writing a lot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes. Sometimes I'm like, oh, this is fun. Sometimes I'm like, well, this is a chore. But because I don't write music very often, it's almost always fun for me. Me, like, I never have to write music under duress.

[Andy]

He makes diss tracks when he gets stressed out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is, I get stressed out and I write and I write diss tracks to people I forgot.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to. Do you want to say, recite some for us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my dis track. They're on my old phone. I don't remember any of them. They're on my old phone, and I don't have any my.

[Monet X Change]

Because you switch over to iPhone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not true. I have a Samsung. I just have the new Samsung.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I didn't the other day, y'.

[Andy]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Bobby on. Bobby on. So Bob has this little. His little. His little. What's you call it? Your. Your what phone? Your. His little content iPhone. So I'm like, I, like, just landed in. I forgot where the. I was like, Charlotte or some city. And then, like, as I got. It was Bob's birthday, so as soon as I got off the phone, it was like, Atlanta. It's like 11 o'. Clock. I like to like, oh, my God. Happy birthday. So then he texted me back to, like, where are you? And I was, oh, no, no.

[Andy]

He.

[Monet X Change]

No, you just. He tried to FaceTime me, but I don't know because, like, my phone had just got off an airplane. Like, all the things. Like, he tried to FaceTime. It was going straight to my thing. But I was like, monet, I try to facetime you. Why won't you answer the face? I'm like, bitch, I did not get your FaceTime. He's like, and then here. This is very Bob. Yes, you did. I'm like, I did not get your fucking FaceTime.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me explain. Let me explain what happened. What happened was because I had. I had Madonna's Gaultier cone bra in my hotel room, and I really wanted to show Monet the goatee. I was like, I got to show you this Gaultier cone, bro. This is so crazy. So what I did was I FaceTime Monet on my iPhone, and Monet did I answer. But then I called Monet. Monet said, okay, I'll answer. Then I FaceTime her again from the iPhone. She did not answer. I called her again. Monet, what's going on? And then. And then I Facebook message Monet. So I use a Facebook messenger video. I said, okay, I'll call you on. There's no way every video messenger is failing you at once. What a coincidence.

[Monet X Change]

It's probably on my end. Also, y' all know Bob. Bob is doing so. Bob is telling the story, y'. All. Bob did it as fast as he just said it. As soon as he will end one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

thing, he's FaceTime me again.

[Monet X Change]

As soon as he. As literally, as soon as I'm like, so my phone doesn't even have a chance to catch up, to even process the fucking data metaverse. Like, all the information is coming in. So Bob is not giving my phone a chance to breathe, to process, to fucking get the thing. And he's like, you got the best

[Bob the Drag Queen]

phone in the world. Why your phone needs. You got the. You got the best phone in the universe. Why you need time to process? I never.

[Monet X Change]

I have never said I had the best phone in the universe. It is literally what you said. I never said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I send Monet a Zoom link. It take this 5 minutes to join the Zoom. I know it don't take five minutes to click no link. I know it.

[Monet X Change]

My phone was actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, click this link, bitch. Click the link. I said, I. I FaceTime this. I Facebook video this. I sent this a Zoom also.

[Monet X Change]

I have proof. I'm gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is.

[Monet X Change]

No. I try to call Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I try to call Bob.

[Monet X Change]

This is 9 o' clock in the morning. I try to call Bob, and he's gonna call you back in a sec. And I text him back, happy Birthday. And then he goes. He's like, I'm calling you this second. The next message, answer the phone, bitch. Then all capital letters, answer the phone. So I said. I answered. He said that. You go, I'm gonna screenshot it. Jay, please put this. Bob is so. You are so ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is in here? What is in here? What are you trying to put in here? Let me see what this message says. It was my birthday.

[Monet X Change]

You are just Wild Bob,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because you. First you would say, you couldn't get phone calls. You couldn't get money, couldn't get my phone call. This is Monet Monet is notorious for this, and I promise you, I can get several people to verify this. Monet will send you a text that is just your name, Bob. You will text her back. She won't respond. You will call her. She will not answer. You will send her a smoke signal. She will not get it. You will send her a telegram, a carrier pigeon. You will. You will get Teresa Caputo, the Long island medium, to reach out to her ancestors, who will send her a message. Monet will not get any of it. Monet will. Monet will text you. Put her phone. Put. Drop her phone into a block of cement, and then drop that cement into the bottom of the ocean and never respond to you ever again. That pisses me off. And Monet would just text you just your name, Bob. No response.

[Monet X Change]

And then not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have. I have. Oh, Leagues of Monat. Here it is, June 26th. This was just yesterday. It says, Bob. I text back, Mo. No response. Not a call, not a text, not a nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I will say this. Here's in my defense, point one. I have my phone. My phone is always. Like most people. My phone's always on silent, but I also have the vibrate off because I'm like, I just don't need that extra anxiety and trust in my life. So I have the vibrate off when I see my phone again, I see it, and I get to it. Whatever that. Number two, Bob, you are one to talk all. Literally every friend that you have can confirm you are the worst to get in touch with. Unless you're ready to get in touch with somebody. Hell hath no fury like Bob the Drag Queen trying to get in touch with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say the difference is, if I reach out, I don't mind when you text me. And then cold. I mean, Monet will. I'm telling you. Like, we. We were in some meeting the other day. No, we did a podcast. And then I wanted to talk to Monet after the podcast. Like, just hang out. It's like, kick it with Monet. So I said, okay, Monet, because we. Our connection was not great. So I said, let me send you a zoom, because Riverside takes up a lot of space on your computer and it kind of lags. So I said, I'll just send you a zoom or I'll call you on FaceTime on Facebook. And Monet said, okay, I called this bitch. I mean, I'm telling you. I said, monet, I'm calling you right now. I said, I'm literally calling you this very second. I call Monet on the phone. No answer. Call her on the phone again. No answer. Send her a Zoom. I'm just sitting in the Zoom. I see Monet. A Facebook video message, no answer. I call Andy. I call Andy. I said, what is Monet doing? Andy showed me Monet. Monet is just sitting on the couch eating snacks, drinking Smirnoff vodka.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. You were literally eating something, eating snacks on the Absolute. And I said, oh, oh.

[Monet X Change]

Because we were in New York and Andy went to get us breakfast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is doing? Like, I. What is she doing? And he was like, she's. She's just. He's just sitting here. I was like, show me this. And Monet just sitting. Just eating snacks. And I told Monet, I said, monet, I'm calling you. Right? I'm calling you. Literally, it has been five minutes. I'm just sitting on Zoom, looking crazy as hell money over here, eating bon bons.

[Monet X Change]

And by defense, it was like 10 o' clock in the morning. I just woke up and I had. And then I, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't just. We had to finish an entire podcast. You did not just woke up. It was early in the morning.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, but I woke up at, like, 8 o' clock in the morning to do the podcast, so. But I hadn't eaten breakfast, and we had gotten. I, like, I was tired, I was hungry. So Andy went to get us breakfast, and then. So I was eating it when he brought it back, and I just forgot.

[Andy]

I mean, I will say we woke up at six in the morning to do that podcast because we were three hours behind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you, Jacob. Thank you. Yes, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. It was actually 10am So y' all woke up at 7am it was not that time. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the podcast was seven. Jacob and I, we wake up early and set things up.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't roll out of filming with 7A. Yeah, but we woke up at 6 podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Watch out. What I'm putting on this camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not contracts. Not Monet's contracts. On camera, girl. Who's it? Jubilee about to get you? Not Jubilee. Who is it? Jerry? Flipper? Quibi? Who is it? Your little skate ring event?

[Monet X Change]

Are we still. Bob, Are we still doing. Are we still gonna do a little. You, Pep and I and friendship and our little trip to Orlando to go to the thing. Are we gonna do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever it is, I would love to do. What thing? I would love to go. What is it? I remember us discussing it, but yeah,

[Monet X Change]

you, Pep and I talked on the phone about Going to Orlando. I forgot it's gonna be Annie's birthday. Andy's gonna come as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm in. Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but. Okay, we'll talk about. About dates. I'm thinking about in August. The August. When I say the dates, I think people are gonna. I mean, I don't think. Anyway, we'll talk off camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you have, like. Folks are gonna find us in Orlando. Orlando is not a small town. You act like someone's gonna find you and me and Pep in the entire town of Orlando. Orlando is not Roanoke, Wisconsin.

[Monet X Change]

You mean Roanoke, Virginia. There's no Roanoke, Wisconsin. You don't even know your geography.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know. You don't know all the places where Roanokes are. You have no clue. You don't even know. You don't even know who's there.

[Monet X Change]

I bet you there's no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even know who's there when you get your. When you got your wisdom teeth pulled out.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name the geography queen.

[Monet X Change]

I am the geography. Name.

[Sponsor/Announcer]

Name.

[Monet X Change]

Tell me. Give me one. I got you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What can you do? Can you do all the states in the capitals?

[Monet X Change]

Every state in the capital. Yeah, we did this before and I won.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you do it, though? Okay. We go bar for bar. I name a state, you name a state. Let's get it popping, homie. Let's keep it real. What's up, real? I'm gonna start easy. New York.

[Monet X Change]

New York. I mean, Albany.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you know, in the spelling bee. You can't go back in the spelling bee. You can't go back, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'll. So easy for you, too. Idaho.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not easy.

[Monet X Change]

That is easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I started with the place you're from. I started with the place you grew up in.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay. Georgia. Okay, good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

California.

[Monet X Change]

Sacramento.

[Andy]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Virginia. I thought that was easy.

[Andy]

I would like to say we've done this on the podcast about three times now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Virginia.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's a reoccurring game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is Richmond. Richmond. Okay, how about. How about South Dakota?

[Monet X Change]

Something with an O, like Oaka or Osaka. What is it?

[Andy]

Which?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. The capitalist at Dakota is Pierre.

[Monet X Change]

What am I thinking about then? Damn, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, one more.

[Monet X Change]

Give me one more. One more, one more. Oklahoma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oklahoma is Oklahoma City.

[Monet X Change]

I think so. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, we're even. Let's. Let's stop. Let's stop while we're ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. I get. I get one more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I started. So we. So we have to go. We have to go right now. We're Tied. Because we both missed one.

[Monet X Change]

No, you started. Wait, what? I can't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we're tired. We both missed one girl. The Smirnoff kicked in. I cannot believe. This is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, you're being so ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is wild. And when we drop our makeup. When we drop our makeup. Let me see you with a Trixie Cosmetics palette in your hand, slapping the out of you and Trixie. Honey, I just got. I just got Trix. Can you grab it, baby? I just got Trixie's album in the mail today. It looks really, really good.

[Monet X Change]

I. Andy sent me a picture of all the packages that came. I'm gonna put it on screen, too. I have so many packages at my house, it's insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just got the Trixie Mattel.

[Monet X Change]

How is it? Let me see. Did you use it yet? Do you love it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Double Blonde album? I have not played it yet. We do have a record player. I've not played it yet, but look how great this looks.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she sent you the record.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God, look how good it looks.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's so great. She better send me the record or else I'm jacking that up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, how do I hold on? If I go back. Wait, I have to go forward. It's just too.

[Monet X Change]

It's too big. It's too big. Yeah, it's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And look at the back of it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're blocking with the mic. Oh, work. So the whole thing, if you. If you put it side by side, it's her face. It's like her holding her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's really, really clever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Records are really in right now. Are you gonna listen to it for real?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the trendiest queen I know. Yeah, we have.

[Monet X Change]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like Trixie's music. I actually really. Yeah, you're very. You're always on trend. I know this. I'm really hoping that you get. I hope that the Pit Stop. So you guys know Monet is the first season of the Pit Stop to ever be submitted for an Emmy award. I don't know if it's gonna get nominated, but I really hope that it does. And I would be. I hope it does be so cool. And I hope. Oh, my God, if you can get nominated and then I get nominated in the same. Oh, we will be eating these up, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Well, there is this thing that was fucking market.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This smart cunt.

[Monet X Change]

So good. She's so good. I love her so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, I do, too. I was talking to. I was talking to him when I was like, I get mad. This bitch is so this bitch is so good at marketing and just. She is so good. Great. Genuinely irritates me how good she is at. At just like branding. It is really very impressive. She is really something else. I mean, Trixie is.

[Monet X Change]

Trixie owns the color Pink. She owns a color Pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Step over, Barbie, honey. Yeah, Barbie.

[Monet X Change]

We're seasoned assist from Mattel. Have they ever come for her because of the last name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, girl. She worked? No girl. They, like, love her. They love her work. I think, I think, I think, I think Mattel. I think Trick's the only drag queen that Mattel follows.

[Monet X Change]

Work, that's fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me look up Mattel.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm the only drag queen Oprah follows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm the only drag queen that Madonna follows. What of it? What of it?

[Monet X Change]

He was so extra.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wait. Maybe they. Maybe they. Maybe they unfollowed her because.

[Andy]

Not Mattel. It's Barbie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Barbie follows. Oh, damn Barbie.

[Monet X Change]

Come on, Barbie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet this. We have not had a topics episode. Should we finally get into the topic? All right, in our last two minutes, let's start our topic. Today's topic is ending episodes. How do you end. What's the best way to end an episode?

[Monet X Change]

You know, for me, I think it's doing it organically. I know some people like a contrived ending. I know that's something that you've been a fan of earlier in our podcasting career, but I prefer more organic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were just recently trying to do sign offs. You were trying.

[Monet X Change]

You were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were in the little writing room writing sign offs recently.

[Monet X Change]

I thought about it. I didn't really do it. But you were very big on ending like a. I was not into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what's your. What's your branding then, bitch? What is. What is. Have you. Wait, what's the show, baby? We started watching last night with. With.

[Andy]

I love that for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love that for you. And it's featuring Jennifer Lewis, Molly Shannon. And I heard it's good.

[Monet X Change]

I think Jay told me about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Matt Rogers and Vanessa Baer and. And with one of the things, it's like, it's basically like. Like a HSN spoof show. Basically. Imagine 30. You know, 30 Rock is kind of like an all girl version of SNL behind the scenes kind of thing. Well, this is like. Did you order food, Bay? We got a buzzer popping up right now. This is like a behind the scenes version of. Of hsn. And when you first get there, they ask you a question like, what are you selling me? What are you selling me? And everyone has to, like, say their brand. So I'm wondering, you what. What are you selling? What are you selling, Monet? So, like, one of the. One of the girls is like, I am a mother, and I love my family, so I'm always talking about my kids and my husband and blah, blah, blah, and someone else. Like, I'm a Southern mama's boy. That's what I'm selling. So, like, what are you selling, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

I think people get from me, if they get street lovability.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think anyone else has something similar to that? Can you. Can you describe people who also have a little bit of street something? Street lovability. So we can, like, kind of see what we're dealing with here?

[Monet X Change]

I can't think of any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. You don't think street people are lovable?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. Especially the. From my block, I went. I was in Brooklyn recently, and I stayed on my aunt's house the last time. I was like, the last day I was there, and like, I was like, gag. Like the same that used to chill on my block, Bob, when I used to go to middle school over 20 years ago by the same. Still, I'm like, how are you still here? How are you still chilling in the same spot on the same fucking block, smoking and drinking all like, how is. How are you still doing this? How, how, how, how, how, how? And I was like, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, some people, I will say there are times where I can find that kind of charming, when people who are happy being in one spot and, like, have, like, a simplicity. I was literally talking to Monet today about how I'm literally doing what you said I did earlier. What Monet and I were on a phone call and we were hating on people. And then every time I would hate on someone, Monet would be like, I think they're great. I love them. They're perfect. I love everything about them. And then I was like, you are not fun to hate with. And then when they was like, bitch, you do the same thing. I'm literally doing that right now. I'm like, I think there's something charming about people who hang out in one spot and never want to go anywhere and have a simple, simple life. But I will say, whenever I go back to the bars and I see the bartenders who work there when I started, like, 10 years ago, or the patrons who are at the same drag show drinking that same drink, sitting in that same chair, and have been doing it for 10 years, I'm like, you know, like, the Guy in drag. The musical. The character who always was at the bar, always drinking, the drunk.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I'm Jerry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, kind of like that. But at the same time, that could not be me. I couldn't. I don't have the capacity to.

[Monet X Change]

Different. That's different. Like someone, like, choosing to actively go to a bar as opposed to this nigga sitting on his. In front of his mother house, smoking the same 40. I mean, smoking the same blunt, the same black and mild. He'd been smoking, drinking in this. Like, I'm like, how, bitch? You don't got to go to work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Maybe he's running a business from his home.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know. I know exactly what business he's running. He'd been running it for a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe he has an E Commerce that he's just. That he's really popping on.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, his.

[Monet X Change]

His Etsy's really going off. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe he has a podcast and him and his friends get together.

[Monet X Change]

Baby. I was gagged. But there's also this really cute boy. They had these really cute boys, these twins. They used to live on my block. And I saw one of them, and I was like, oh, my God. They're both very straight. They both have, like, kids and shit. But he was, like, walking to the corner store, and I was like, oh, my God. I remember being so. I wanted to. I wanted to suck his dick so bad. I'm like, I. As a kid. I want another kid. He's still hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know you was hooking dick as a kid. Don't. Don't act like you weren't busting down in seventh grade. Okay? Do you know, Heck, like, you were not busting down in seventh grade.

[Monet X Change]

But to be fair, we're the same age, so. We were the same age. Like, we're. We were in the same grade, but so when they just say you wanted

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to suck yourself,

[Monet X Change]

oh, my God. You are out of control and inappropriate. Oh, my God. But he has aged very well. He's still very cute. And I was like, oh, my God, he still lives here. He's so beautiful. Can I say his name? Chad. His name is Chad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wow. So. Oh, so the other twin is just. Shit. Damn. Chad's twin is listening. The fingers crossed open. It was him. Brett just got his whole. Brett rushed. Brett just. Brett just is the. You know, when someone's face melts down. That was Brett right now, thinking he

[Monet X Change]

was about to be the first person. But Chad was just hot Chad. You people knew that Chad was. Chad just had to have, like, a different Swag. He. He used to always. Anytime he would get his hair braided, his shit was. He would like get it braided every week. His shit was always fresh. Like he was so hot. He still is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Brad was just looking crazy as hell. Brett was just fucked up.

[Monet X Change]

Brett was like, I don't go like two weeks. He'll go two weeks. Brad got his shit done every weekend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say, do you remember those really hot twins, used to come to all the drag shows? They were like, yes, Ronnie and something else.

[Monet X Change]

Black guys with light eyes. What? Contacts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not something else. Not something else. Well, one of them had light eyes and one of them had. One of them was rocking the reggae eyes. One of them was very. They were. They were. They were identical. But one of them was very like contacts and like wild outfits and like really over the top fashion. And the other one was kind of like, more like. It kind of looked like if it was really interesting to see, like, oh, if. If I wasn't doing all this extra fashiony stuff, what I would look like. But they were. They were so good looking. They were both very, very hot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Ronnie and I forget, I forget, I forget his brother's name. Ronnie. And the other one, they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You love to. On one twin. You will pick one twin. And just on their whole existence, girl, this is.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't know the other. The other twin's name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God. Ronnie's brother right now is still same like, God damn, they're both beautiful. But you prefer Ronnie.

[Monet X Change]

You know Ronnie's name. No, cuz Ronnie. It will come on to the shows a lot, but Ronnie would come like every show, especially to me and Cracker show. Ronnie comes to our show every week and he did not come skinny brunch when you was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you remember the girl twins.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Mo and Sabrina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mo and Sabrina. Now they. Okay, one of them. I can't remember one, but one of them was wild. I cannot remember which one.

[Monet X Change]

It was Sabrina. Sabrina was the wild one. Mo was chill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sabrina was like this girl is. They were both lesbian. Or maybe one of them was. I can't remember. They were both lesbian. One of them was lesbian.

[Monet X Change]

No, they were. No, they were. They were. They were. Yeah, well, Mo was gay and. And Sabrina was like bi. She would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sabrina like floated around, but girl, one of the. The wild twin. I used to be like this every time I saw her. Cause you didn't know who was who, which one was which one. So you'd walk up being like, Mo. You're like, it's Sabrina. It's Sabrina. It's Sabrina.

[Monet X Change]

I love Sabrina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sabrina was the one.

[Monet X Change]

I fucking love Sabrina. Oh, my God. I miss, like, all these, like, characters, like, when he's, like, do shows in New York. Like you. Like you. I mean, again, is because my experience is in New York, I'm sure this is everywhere you go, but they're just like New York City nightlife. There was just a cast of characters you would run into, like, these people. Like, someone needs to do a show about these people. It was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't wait. Should we do an episode about twins where we have twins on? Do you know there are multiple twins from Drag Race who kind of never discussed ever being twins on Drag Race? There's like, two or three twins from Drag Race. Dahlia Sin is a twin. Identical twin. Is an identical twin.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, two of them. Anyway. Sorry. And then Donnison is hot. Sorry. And then

[Monet X Change]

Eureka's a. Eureka is a twin. I forgot about that. Yeah, I have a twin something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who. Detox is a twin.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Detox. Detox is a twin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these twins. This is wild. I have a so many twins on Drag Race. You are not a twin.

[Monet X Change]

I do. We have the same name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't take two of these. This is too much. Ellie Diamond. That's right. Ellie Diamond's a twin, too.

[Monet X Change]

Ellie diamond is a twin's a twin

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is not a twin.

[Andy]

Yes. Jada Pinkett Smith.

[Monet X Change]

My twin's name. You don't know my twin's name, Bob. Oh, you mean my twin's name is Trinity, Honey. Ryan Taylor. That's my twin.

[Andy]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And on that note, we're done. And on that note, we're done. Thank you so much for your time, everyone. We'll see you all on the next episode of Sublimirize.