The One About Geography

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast

Episode: The One About Geography
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: August 4, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this hilariously chaotic episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change flex their comedic chemistry as they dive into impromptu geography quizzes, debates over world maps, and a playful roast battle about each other's academic credentials. Highlights include a spirited attempt to name every country in Asia, messy discussions about world geography, and a trademark back-and-forth about degrees, awards, and their unique educational backgrounds.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Drag, Degrees, and Digs: The Banter Begins

• Bob and Monét open with quintessential ribbing about each other’s outfits and educational history, setting the episode’s comedic tone.
  • [01:43] Monet: “Are these pearls on your sweater?”
  • [03:06] Bob joking about Monet’s ear piercing: “Just remove the lower chunk of your ear and it’ll seem higher.”

2. Remembering Pre-Fame Encounters

• Discussion about whether people remember working with celebrities before they were famous, based on Monet’s past as a Yale Club employee.
  • [04:56] Monet: “When I worked at the Yale Club... I may have checked in someone, cause a lot of celebrities used to roll in there...”
  • [10:12] Bob: “I ran into someone recently... We used to be actors together at the Jekyll and Hyde Club.”

3. Accents, Pronunciations, and New Yorker Debates

• Bob’s obsession with accents culminates in a debate about how Monet pronounces "Gayle King" and "Yale Club".
  • [05:51] Bob: “Her name is Gayle.”
  • [06:23] Monet: “What is your obsession with language and... pronunciation?”

4. Legendary Status and Flights

• Bob ponders his “legend” legacy and the longest flights they’ve taken.
  • [17:43] Bob quotes Alaska Thunderf*ck’s song: “I’d be a legend if I died today... I have time to become a villain.”
  • [18:27] Bob describes a 24+ hour trip to Australia: “Over 24 hours of traveling.”

5. Maps, Map Myths, and How Big is Greenland?

• Spirited debate over the accuracy of world maps—Greenland’s size, Africa, and colonization’s impact on cartography.
  • [19:45] Bob: “The map of the world is drawn so oddly... the sizes of the land are not true.”
  • [21:09] Jacob: “If you’re looking at a flat map, it is distorted because you can’t take a globe... and make it flat without distorting the ends.”
  • [22:14] Monet: “I’ve never seen [Greenland] depicted [as] bigger than the U.S.—that’s crazy.”

6. Obscure Geography: Swamps, Mangroves, Peninsulas, and Keys

• The trio explores (incorrectly and correctly) various geographical features, from mesas to buttes to swamps and mangroves.
  • [25:43] Bob: “So Florida would be a peninsula, right?”
  • [26:00] Monet: “Do you know what ‘K’ is? K-a, K, C-a-y?”
  • [28:04] Bob: “I feel like a butte is where the water’s like lowkey melting...”
  • [29:08] Monet: “We don’t have swamps. No damn swamps in St. Lucia.”

7. US and International Geography Fails

• Both struggle humorously with U.S. and European geography, showcasing the common gaps in American spatial knowledge.
  • [33:25] Bob: “To those who are international—America is gigantic...we have fifty states... hard to remember where they all are.”
  • [34:13] Monet on Europe: “I know like London, the UK... I think next to the UK is Paris... then Italy is south of that, I think...”

8. Asia Challenge: Name Every Asian Country

• The hosts attempt to collectively list all countries in Asia, with plenty of errors, laughter, and geography stumbles.
  • [35:14-46:31] Back-and-forth struggle to name 48–49 Asian countries, aided by Jacob and filled with playful bickering over spelling and geography.
  • [35:19] Monet: “Between the two of us, we should be able to get, like, five at least."
  • [41:03] Bob: “Bangladesh!”
  • [41:21] Monet: “I think Mongolia... Is that not a thing anymore?”
  • [42:01] Hilarious confusion about Middle Eastern geography and the country where Dubai is located.

9. Schooling & Math Memories

• Fierce competition over who had more rigorous math and science education.
  • [47:08] Bob: “We also had a class called Georgia History.”
  • [48:02] Monet: “We just had math.”
  • [49:01] Bob: “With trigonometry, if you want your eyebrows to be even...”
  • [50:41] Jacob corrects Bob: “X = -b ± sqrt(b² - 4ac) over 2a” (quadratic equation).

10. Awards, Degrees, and Roast Battles

• The episode builds to a classic roast about degrees, award legitimacy, and theater credentials, with the promise of bizarre edible wagers.
  • [55:09] Monet: “I never have and you never could.”
  • [56:04] Bob: “Just to be clear, if you did, you wouldn’t make it like me.”
  • [59:45] Bob vows: “If Monet ever has one of these, I will eat this camera.”
  • [61:01] Monet fires back: “If you... get a bachelor’s of arts... I will eat this iPhone... this iPhone 15 Pro Max.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Being Legendary
  • Bob: “If I died, I’d be a legend. I think I’m a drag legend for sure, but if I died, I’d become like a legend legend. But I have to die young, though, and I don’t want to do that.” [18:11]
• Map Frustration and Cartography Myths
  • Monet: “I can’t make maps... to scale... isn’t that the whole purpose?” [20:45]
  • Jacob: “If you’re looking at a flat map, it is distorted because you can’t take a globe... and make it flat without distorting...” [21:09]
• Academic Shade-Off
  • Monet: “One of us has a college degree.” [51:36]
  • Bob: “Yeah, from a closed down college.” [51:38]
  • Monet: “Your school is a Chick-fil-A.” [52:18]
• The Great Edible Bet
  • Bob: “If Monet ever, ever has one of these, I will eat this camera.” [58:56]
  • Monet: “If you get a bachelor’s of arts... I’ll eat this iPhone...” [61:01]

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Segment Timestamps

• Pearls, Earrings & Hillman Banter: [01:43]–[04:20]
• Pre-fame Celebrity Encounters: [04:33]–[10:40]
• Accents & Pronunciation Roast: [05:37]–[07:16]
• Legendary Status & Long Flights: [17:43]–[19:30]
• World Maps & Geographic Myths: [19:45]–[24:24]
• Peninsulas, Keys, and Buttes Explored: [25:43]–[28:51]
• US/Europe Map Struggles: [33:25]–[34:41]
• Asian Country Naming Challenge: [35:14]–[46:31]
• Math, Science, and Roasting: [47:08]–[52:30]
• Awards, Degrees & Epic Bets: [55:09]–[62:24]

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Tone & Language

The episode is packed with playful shade, drag wit, and sibling-like one-upping. Both hosts keep it sharp, fast, and unscripted, making space for running gags, off-the-cuff jokes, and the occasional earnest fact-check from Jacob. Listeners can expect the signature “rivalry” that’s at once competitive and affectionate.

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TL;DR

Bob and Monét use geography to launch into a sprawling, hilarious battle of knowledge, pride, and pettiness. From world maps to award roasts (“your school is a Chick-fil-A!”), the episode is a master class in drag shade disguised as a quiz show. If you love their dynamic, this is a highlight episode—don’t miss the edible camera/iPhone wager!

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Best for fans who love:

• Unfiltered drag queen banter
• Geographic trivia and map myth-busting
• Roasts about education, degrees, and awards
• Hilarious, unscripted sibling rivalry at its finest

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

I'm Kiana and I leveled up my business with Shopify.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back.

[Monet X Change]

I can create a site with my eyes closed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know,

[Monet X Change]

and it thinks about the customer more than anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it

[Monet X Change]

to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail].

[Jacob]

i started Ornod in 2013 and we make bike apparel. The best part of Shopify for me is our ability to run the business as essentially non technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily. If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle. It's the thing that you do the thing on. We run the business on Shopify. So start your free trial on shopify.com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet bails Gayle King out of the jail at the Yale Club.

[Monet X Change]

We test ourselves on naming every country in Asia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

So you want me to commit a crime? And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have time to become a villain.

[Monet X Change]

What is this? Are these pearls on your sweater?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Can you show us more or are you just gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not wearing, I'm wearing shorts. So I'm not like wearing like.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm really just dressed from the waist up.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, you always are. I. This, this ain't nothing new. You always are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't show everyone my, my non matching bottoms business.

[Monet X Change]

I mean all your bottoms are mix matched. I love these 90s Hillman grad asses you're wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Of course, as a graduate from Hillman,

[Monet X Change]

I. Hillman is, is, is not British.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black people can be British.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but Hillman is literally an American.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't think, you don't think that a black Brit could go to Hillman?

[Monet X Change]

No. You know Hillman, when I make the reference, I'm talking about the motherfucking show. A different world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're under the impression. Well I understand what Hillman is, sir, but you seem to be under the impression that Hillman wouldn't accept a black graduate from the uk. And of course in my tenure at Hillman there were several African American scholars There studying alongside me. I was an exchange student. And of course I have a degree from Hillman in Afro Caribbean studies with a specialty in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

Can we see this earring that you have on your ear?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I see the earring in your ear? The airing.

[Monet X Change]

I said, I think they pierced me too low. I think my earrings, it needs to be up here. It's like, I think I'm gonna take it out and have them pierce it a little higher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just remove the lower chunk of your ear and it'll be higher. It's probably easier than getting your ear repaired. Just remove the lower chunk of your ear.

[Monet X Change]

Like this up here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your lobe. Remove the lower part of your lobe and it'll seem.

[Monet X Change]

No, but it'll be too low. I want it to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, then remove the top, the top part of your earlobe.

[Monet X Change]

But I have to move this and it'll be a gap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this the lobe or is the whole thing the lobe? The bottom part is the lobe, right?

[Monet X Change]

The bottom part is the lobe, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then what the fuck is this?

[Monet X Change]

I don't fucking know. I feel like you had that pierced when you were younger. Did you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In seventh grade?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean the top?

[Monet X Change]

Your mom let you get it pierced in seventh grade?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never had the top of my ear pierced. Oh, never?

[Monet X Change]

I wanted to say getting your, getting your cartilage done in seventh grade. A bar is wild now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom got her cartilage pierced and I got my ear pierced.

[Monet X Change]

That's in seventh grade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Seventh grade? Yeah. I think Claire's at the South Lake Mall.

[Monet X Change]

I think I was allowed to do mine in high school. Like 10th or. Probably not. Probably like right before college.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think someone has.

[Monet X Change]

I don't do that. I don't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone's work with or did something with someone famous and remembered them, like, but before they were famous? Like, for example, is there a chance that someone, like, Poured Gaga's coffee like, a week before she got famous and was like, that lady? That's, that's the lady I poured coffee for. I mean, I, I.

[Monet X Change]

But no, because that person probably didn't even make an impact on you. Like, now you know she's Lady Gaga. Think about it. But like, not that she did something crazy or outlandish that you're like, oh, yeah, I remember when that happened. But, you know, when I worked at the Yale Club, I'm sure I may have checked in someone. Cause a lot of celebrities used to roll in there before, like, a lot of, like, big execs. Would do dinner parties for their artists.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, like, not like, post fame.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I'm saying, like, at the Yale Club, like, because, you know, a lot of, you know, rich, social.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you saying the name of that club?

[Monet X Change]

The Yale Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They yelling at them.

[Monet X Change]

Yale. Yale. I didn't say the Yale Club. The Yale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Yale Club.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I said the Yale Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Yale Club. Not the Yale Club.

[Monet X Change]

I said the Yale Club. I did not say the Yale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You call her Gail King.

[Monet X Change]

Gayle King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name was Gayle King.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Gayle King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying Gayle King. Say Gayle and then say Gayle.

[Monet X Change]

Gayle. I'm not saying Gayle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Gayle.

[Monet X Change]

Right, Gayle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying it the way the Viv would say Gayle. Yeah, Gayle.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Jacob]

Can you say, I bailed Gayle King out of the jail at the Yale Club.

[Monet X Change]

I bailed Gayle King out of the Yale. Out of the jail of the Yale Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, say I post I rang a bell when you posted bail.

[Monet X Change]

I rang a bell when you posted bail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, now you did it. That's right. You said bail. But you were saying you. I feel like normally you say, I rang the bell when I post a bell.

[Monet X Change]

What is your obsession with language and the way that people pronounce the words? What? You're. You're. You're obsessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do find accents and pronunciations really interesting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Then they could go to school for it and leave me alone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to go back to school.

[Monet X Change]

Why not, Bob? Give back to us in school together. That'll be so fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to go back to school.

[Monet X Change]

Us doing, like, a little project.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought about it. Thought. See, that's the thing. I say thought now. I don't say thought no more. I say I thought about it. That's crazy. I don't know where that came from. That's. I did not used to talk like that.

[Monet X Change]

You want to be me so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't say. You don't say. You don't even say that.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I do. I say. I mean, I say thought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I said thought. I say, like, Wendy Williams would say

[Monet X Change]

it because you want to be a New Yorker so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wendy Williams from New Jersey.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but she is a New Yorker. She's from New Jersey, but she's an iconic New Yorker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's famous. She's an iconic New Jerseyan. I don't think she's ever even lived in New York City.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, she did, girl. She lived in New York for the past 10, 12, 15 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she would famously go across the bridge.

[Monet X Change]

No, but she's been in New York in her. She always had an apartment there. So she had a residence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're making that up.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true, bitch. I used to watch an after show. Yeah, she would drive home, but she also. But she would often times stay at her apartment in New York because she had like events and shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wendy Williams is a, is a, is. She's iconic for. If everyone's like iconically from somewhere, she's iconically a New Jersey. New Jersey or what are they calling New Jersey people? Jerseyite. No, a Jersey girl.

[Monet X Change]

Jersey girl. What would a Jersey guy be? A Jersey boy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An asshole.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what's the thing you said on After Midnight? The New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The New York City. The New York assholes. The LA influencers. The New Jersey tryhards.

[Monet X Change]

The New Jersey Tryhards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then also one got cut or didn't make it on the clip. I said the Palm Springs 76ers, but they're actually 76.

[Monet X Change]

That's good, that's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But so I'm also wondering too about like who worked with a famous person but just never knew, never connected that that was the person they worked with.

[Monet X Change]

Like before they were famous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like when Madonna was working at Dunkin Donuts. Do all of them remember that was Madonna?

[Monet X Change]

Probably that's different. Cause you work with someone with extended. An extended period of time. You used to clock in with them, you probably had lunch with them, you got like it talked about. That's different. But a one off interaction at a Starbucks or like at a car wash, they can remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you never forgotten them. You never forgot a coworker just like forgot. They forgot all about them.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but that's. Cause they never did anything. I never saw them or heard anything of them after that. Like if my coworker was sza, right. And like we worked at fucking a dog grooming shop together. Like I'm sure years later and I see her blow like oh my God, I used to work with her. As opposed to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was she a dog groomer?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know what she did before,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but that would be. But I'm intrigued by like someone you just forgot about completely. Then they become famous and then you just never connect that you actually. That they are that person. Cause you forgot. I have so many coworkers that I just don't remember at all. Like their names, their looks, anything. And then that person becomes famous and it never connects to you that. That is that person. Because they didn't leave, they didn't make an impact on you.

[Monet X Change]

Do you have that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would know.

[Monet X Change]

I'm saying. But if you work with somebody, if. When you work with people they. You are. Okay, you don't get intimately. But you know a lot about your co workers, right? Like any coworkers, other co workers that you just didn't like. Like you don't know anything about them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There must be a coworker who I have completely forgotten about. I mean looks, name every there. I've worked at so many jobs, there must be at least one person I have. I have just completely erased from my memory. There must be.

[Monet X Change]

But again the reason why they're still out of your memory. They've never done anything. No shit. I mean not anything. They're not famous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are someone that's someone's mom, someone's

[Monet X Change]

child, someone that and that and that bastard ain't done nothing. Shit. They ain't done shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just think about that when I think about people. Like because I ran into someone recently at. At when I wanted to go see La Cage and it was an actor I used to work with at the Jekyll and Hyatt club. And I had not thought about this person in years when they just manifested from like oh my God. And I remember thinking, I was like, you look so familiar. Why do you look so familiar? And they were like we used to be actors together at the Jekyll and Hyde club. I was like, oh my God. That's right.

[Monet X Change]

Did they know you were famous?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Yeah. Because. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was

[Monet X Change]

lukewarm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How would that mean lukewarm?

[Monet X Change]

Either this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I went, okay, well half your

[Monet X Change]

hands cut out the screen. But that, that, that, that, that big ass put your big ass gave a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

fitness green girl put your big miser. When they go to cover her mouth, she cover her eyes too.

[Monet X Change]

Big ass hair girl. Yo, behind the earth have your head. Your head is so big it's like over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet can scratch both ears with one hand.

[Monet X Change]

What's up, nigga?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? You're a bully.

[Monet X Change]

You're a bully. Tell me about this airing. You, you. You're back into airing now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wear earrings all the time.

[Monet X Change]

No, by the single big cubic zirconia. This is like a very like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Excuse me.

[Monet X Change]

What? It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what this is there.

[Monet X Change]

What is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a diamond.

[Monet X Change]

Ok. Who you think you are? Plastic tiara?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think I can afford a diamond?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it was given to Me.

[Monet X Change]

I know by whom. Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of your business. None of your business. Lab grown. It is a lab grown diamond that Jacob gave me. I don't know if he bought it, but he gave it to me. I don't know how Jacob got it, but Jacob got it, then I got it, and Jacob gave me a diamond. Diamond.

[Monet X Change]

And Jacob, how much was his diamond earring?

[Jacob]

How much is the bracelet you're wearing?

[Monet X Change]

I asked you how much is the diamond earring?

[Jacob]

How much the bracelet you're wearing is.

[Monet X Change]

I asked you first. How much is the diamond earring?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't mean you have to answer him, sir.

[Jacob]

I'm asking you the same question.

[Monet X Change]

Since y' all see y'.

[Ad/Announcer]

All.

[Monet X Change]

This is how. This is how they.

[Jacob]

We can say it at the same time.

[Monet X Change]

Huh?

[Jacob]

We can say that. Say your answer the same.

[Monet X Change]

No, I asked you first. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also don't know that Jacob bought that. Jacob could have inherited this.

[Monet X Change]

Inherited from who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone. His aunt, his. I'm not talking to you. My.

[Monet X Change]

Talk to Jacob.

[Jacob]

Oh, it's a family heirloom. It's from my. My grandmother.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are so fucking full of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y'.

[Ad/Announcer]

All.

[Monet X Change]

The house of the drag we. Y', all. They are so fucking full of it. They need a septic tank for all the shit they're full of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when. So when Jacob's grandmother inherited from her grandmother was. Back then, it was like $15, which was a lot of money back then.

[Monet X Change]

So I grabbed.

[Jacob]

It was actually more than that, because they were. The. The story behind the earring is that they used to pawn them. They would bring them to the pawn shop whenever they were low on money, and then after they got the money, they would buy them back. This is when they first immigrated to

[Monet X Change]

the U.S. jacob, if I called because I. I got your mom's number, right? I have Rose Ritz number. She gonna tell me the same story about this motherfucking earring.

[Jacob]

Absolutely. Astros Ritz. About the family ear. The family heirloom earrings that were pawned.

[Monet X Change]

That's you. Okay? I'm not denying that happened. I'm talking about the earring that is on Bob's ear is your great.

[Ad/Announcer]

Great.

[Monet X Change]

Your great grandmother's earring that she gave to your grandma. Gift to your mom that you gave to Bob.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call her. Call our bluff.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are fucking liars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can. You. You can corroborate this story in less than 10 seconds, but you all are fucking liars.

[Monet X Change]

You have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have all the tools you need to corroborate this.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Jacob, text me your mom's number again.

[Jacob]

You have it.

[Monet X Change]

No, don't text it to me. I don't have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we'll. We'll. We'll cross that bridge when we get there. In the meantime, in between time, I want to ask you, who's the most famous person you grew up with?

[Monet X Change]

This is literally.

[Jacob]

This is the.

[Monet X Change]

This is how y' all gaslight.

[Ad/Announcer]

Y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Y'. All. This is. This is textbook gas situation. How these motherfuckers. Mothers are trying to warp my perception of reality to trick me to believe in the truth. This is. This is crazy. I can't believe I have to work like this. What are you going to do? Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you going to do in a Rosecrop racist story?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, don't be texting Jake. I want to see your text messages to your mom right now.

[Jacob]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have nothing to hide because we tell truths over here. Whole truths. Whole truths, honey. No half truths.

[Monet X Change]

I'll show you a whole truth, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put that thing away.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. You just deleted it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He says fun visit. Maybe. Oh, damn. Damn. Rose rage you on that one. You've reached Rose Ritz. Please leave me alone.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to give a voicemail to talk to you as soon as I can. Thanks. Hi, Rose, this is your stepson son in law, Bodak Exchange. And I want a podcast with Jacob and Bob, and they're telling me a story I know about an airing that Jacob gifted to Javab. I just wanted to talk about some details about this airing. If you have any time today, please give me a call back at your earliest convenience in the next 45 minutes. So great seeing you at the concertina today. Have a good day, darling.

[Jacob]

Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna gag me? Checks back and goes, oh, the one that my great grandmother, that my grandmother gave to my mother that I gave to Jacob. The ddj. Of course she gonna be like, what about it?

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are so lying at this point. And y', all. Y' all know Bob would do anything for a bit. So I know Jake and Jacob knows that, and Jacob will too. So they have probably twisted and contorted. I can't even get into it anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then don't get into it. You know what? Let's take a break then, so you don't have to get.

[Jacob]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills. But it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Close your eyes, exhale, Fill your body. Relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Ad/Announcer]

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[Jacob]

And breathe.

[Ad/Announcer]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Monet X Change]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. I'm leaving on a jet plane. I don't know when I'll be back again.

[Monet X Change]

Tracy Chapman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually don't know who she. I think it's been covered by several people. Oh, you know, my favorite song about airplanes is when Alaska says, I was flying on an airplane and. And the airplane almost went down, down, down. Lady Luck was staring at me but I smiled as I looked around. That's so smart to me.

[Monet X Change]

What song is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called Legendary. I thought, it's all right, it's okay. I'd be a legend if I died today. And I'd never get old and everyone would know that I was legendary. I always thought to myself, if I die now, I would die a legend. I have time to become a villain.

[Monet X Change]

What do you think right now? You think right now your legendary status.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I died, I'd be. If I died, I'd become a legend. I think I'm a drag legend for sure. But if I died, I'd become like a legend. Legend. But I have to die young, though, and I don't want to do that.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. What is the longest flight you think you've ever been on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, definitely to Australia, but the trip itself was maddening. The trip was, oh, my God, five and a half hours from LA to New York. From New York to LA. So we're at five and a half hours, one hour layover. We're at six and a half hours. 19 hours. To Sydney.

[Monet X Change]

We are now at LA to Sydney's on 19 hours. It's like 14.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. Google it. To Sydney. We are now at six well, 25 and a half hours, 15 hours. So. So now we're at 21 hours. 20. 20. 25 and a half hours.

[Monet X Change]

No, you're at 20.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, 50. Okay, 20 hours and then I want to say like four hours to. Then another, then. No, but plus the, then another layover in Sydney that was about two hours. So now we're at 22 hours and then another four to five hours to Perth. So it was over 24 hours of traveling.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think my longest was also just true. But it was the end of a tour. So we had to go from Perth to Sydney which is like a six hour flight. I think five or six hours and then Sydney to la and then I also live in New York, LA home, which was like. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The map of the world is drawn so oddly that I don't understand because the, the, the, the, the sizes of the, the, the land are not true.

[Monet X Change]

They're not scaled properly like from, from all the territories.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like when you look at a map of the world, the typical map of the world, Africa is, is a different shape than they're depicting it. It's larger than it is. Greenland is way smaller than they depict it to be.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, but then how can you use the legend then the legends. Because if you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because, because the legend will tell you that essentially. But you have to like it's quite complicated. Can you bring up a map of the world like, but like Greenland is, is way smaller than they're, than they're depicting it on these maps. So a flight to South Africa is really, really long, longer than it looks. It looks like it should be shorter because of the way the map is drawn and because Australia and the US are on opposite sides.

[Monet X Change]

I can't make maps were to scale. Like I thought that's the whole purpose of like when you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the map that we look at is not to scale.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how true that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's distorted.

[Jacob]

It's true. If you're looking at a flat map, it is distorted because you can't take a globe and something spherical and make it in flat without distorting the ends of it. If you look at a globe, a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

globe will be accurate, but not necessarily because also. Well sometimes depending on the globe you're looking at. Because also colonization has effectively tried to make certain places look smaller than they are.

[Monet X Change]

Like on a map.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like the white people were like make these places look bigger than those

[Monet X Change]

places because like when you look at the. I don't know what kind of map you call that the map. When they're not. It's not a square. It's. It's. It's not spherical, but it's like an oval. Yeah, but it's not an oval because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, like, Jake or Jake. Are you sharing one? No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but Greenland is way smaller.

[Jacob]

Greenland is actually larger, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the way you look at the flat map. Greenland is smaller. Pull up the world map, please.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Did you say world map?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what happened there. What the fuck?

[Jacob]

Just Google maps. There you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look. Okay. Greenland is the size bigger than America.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. No, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, on the map we're looking at, Greenland is larger than the United States.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen that. I've never ever seen that depicted like that. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how Greenland is always depicted. But that's the actual size of Greenland.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I'm looking at it in like other maps. I've never. I've never ever seen Greenland having all that white stuff. To me, I always remember Greenland being like a little bigger than Iceland.

[Jacob]

Well, I think that also, like, not all of this is Greenland. Right. Some of this just is straight up the Arctic, right? Like, is this actually all Greenland on the map?

[Monet X Change]

So you're saying like on the map,

[Jacob]

like they like it Is this entire white thing Greenland? I guess it is. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they're making it bigger for some reason.

[Monet X Change]

What is the population of Greenland?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's guess.

[Jacob]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

You rob you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Greenland has a population of 540,000 people.

[Monet X Change]

You have to let it go. You're obsessed with guessing population.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think 540,000 people live in Greenland.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to say less than. I'm going to say 250,000.

[Jacob]

It's 56,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Jesus.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, who the fuck wants to live there? It's ice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently Donald Trump does, girl.

[Monet X Change]

He don't want it. They want it for oil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They want.

[Monet X Change]

It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He want.

[Monet X Change]

They want it for fucking resources.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wants it for protection, bitch. In case the penguins try to gather us, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You know, see, J.D. van to his. Fuck. J.D. van and his wife went to Greenland and. And they would not. They had to leave. They only like they were protests. People were not allowing them to businesses. They had to leave within three hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People do not like James Douglas Vance.

[Monet X Change]

Well, and I'm like, what's also annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not his name. I don't know what his name is actually.

[Monet X Change]

Just dance, Vance. The fact that people are probably just. They're painting all of us with this stroke about how evil Americans are. And it's just like, no, y', all, it's them. They're the bad ones. They really suck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Jacob, can you pull a picture of the actual world map to scale? Because you're gonna gag. It is not how they depict it, girl. It's not how they depict it. This could be the one by geography, actually. I feel a geography episode coming up. How are you with geography?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, actually. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Africa is the biggest continent. America and Australia are roughly the same size. I think I knew all of that,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but look how small Greenland is. That blew my mind also. I don't think a lot of people realize how gigantic Alaska is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Alaska is pretty big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alaska is the largest state, land wise.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, totally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By a long shot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alaska is gigantic. It's huge.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know about those fucking, you know the beautiful ass beaches they have in Japan? I was like, no. How was. I never knew Japan had beautiful beaches. Because they have all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Japan has beaches.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I didn't know that they were like nice. Like, like, look like in fucking Fiji.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just thought Japan had garbage ass beaches.

[Monet X Change]

No, I thought, I thought, I thought I knew they had like a beach, but I didn't realize they were like, nice, like white sand, like clear blue water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Japan is an island, right.

[Monet X Change]

It's multiple islands. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they would obviously have nice beaches.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But I just did. I've never. When you hear of beach vacation, you don't ever think or you don't ever hear people say, I'm going to Japan for the beach. Right. They go for skiing and things like that. I've never heard Japan known for their beaches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so do you know what a peninsula is?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's a peninsula has water on three sides.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like on three sides. So Florida would be a peninsula, right?

[Monet X Change]

Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me one.

[Monet X Change]

But what I'm asking you. A geography thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Do you know what K is? K a K, C A Y.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that a thing?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the K of Bar. The K of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A K seems like something near water. And it seems like it's basically like a bay.

[Monet X Change]

A K means like it has like low water. Like it's normally like water you can like walk in. They have like coral.

[Jacob]

How are you spelling this, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

C a y. Cause St. Lucia has KS and it's like little fle and like corals and stuff like that. You can like to like walk into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I'm not sure the difference between a plateau and a mesa. I think that A plateau is smaller and a mesa looks like a mountain, but flat on top.

[Jacob]

Okay, I see. It's a different spelling in the Caribbean. It's a key, like Key West.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the key.

[Jacob]

But in. In the Caribbean they will. They. It's alternate spelling and pronunciation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I know what a key is.

[Monet X Change]

A kiki.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You tried to trick me. That's not fair.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know that. I don't know it's called a key.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never heard of Key West? You thought it was K West.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought was Kanye West.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what they call it. I don't know why they call it a key. But I know a K, so I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

love K. Anyway, I think that a plateau is like us. Imagine a hill, but it's flat on top. And a mesa goes like for a long. They're just much, much larger, but they're also flat on top.

[Monet X Change]

I haven't heard of a mesa before. I don't know what the fuck that even is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

B U T T E A B U T T E A bute.

[Monet X Change]

I have a very big butte.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like a butte is probably. Don't Google Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like a beaut is probably a. Icy where the water's like low key melting, but it's still quite snowy and it's the water melting off from. From the. From the glacier.

[Monet X Change]

I actually kind of think the opposite. I feel like the butte is probably. I feel like. I feel like we have a lot of buttes in the. In like the rocky. I feel like the butte is like an isolated hill with a steep side and like a flat top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it? Oh, it's like a. Oh, it's a tiny little plat. Wait, so the mesa is actually the smaller one. The plateau is the larger one.

[Monet X Change]

And I was right about the butte.

[Jacob]

Butte is the smallest one. Mesa is the medium one. And a plateau is more like. It's more of your career.

[Monet X Change]

You plateau.

[Jacob]

So it's like a larger space of land, maybe like a field, maybe something else. And then there's a steep drop off like a cliff leading to something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you were. You were closer than me.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name three swamps?

[Monet X Change]

No, I could name one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You name one swamp. You can't name one swamp.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Swamp Thing. Remember that show, Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing. You make my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are no swamps in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

No, we don't have no. No damn swamps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's got to be a swamp in St. Lucia. No, you thought there were no Mormons in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I know that. And when Andy went up there, he was looking for a fucking AA meeting. And there was one AA meeting that does not happen anymore. I was like, girl, no one is sober in St. Lucia like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's gotta be a swamp in St. Lucia. I feel there's all that water. No swamp.

[Monet X Change]

We don't have swamps. What constitutes a swamp?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A swamp is a little more inland. I think that maybe the. I don't know if the wildlife is what makes it a swamp or not.

[Monet X Change]

A swamp is a forested wetland characterized by hydric soils that are flooded or saturated for part of the growing season, which support a canopy of trees and. Or shrubs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So are there any swamps in St. Lucia?

[Monet X Change]

No, not that I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me Google St. Lucia swamps. You ever been to a swamp?

[Monet X Change]

No, and I don't want to go. They be having scary little creatures.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the. The. The Mankoti mangrove in St. Lucia is a swamp.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what the fuck that even is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's.

[Monet X Change]

Are you sure? I don't even know that's. I never heard of those. That name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, I. I'm not sure, but according to caribbean/caribbean-c.org the monk, the. The man Cody Mangrove in St. Lucia. What is a mangrove? Oh, it's a mangrove. What is a mangrove? Mangroves are various large, extensive types of treatment trees. Wait, is this a swamp or not?

[Monet X Change]

I'm looking up St. Lucia swamps and it's bringing up Africa because there's a place in Africa called the Wetland park in Isimangal, Isiman Galiso, South Africa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is Mankwane mangrove a swamp? Yeah, it is.

[Jacob]

In St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. Man Cody Mangrove is the largest basin mangrove in St. Lucia. Located in Southeast Asia. It was designated as a marine rep.

[Monet X Change]

We're not in Southeast Asia.

[Jacob]

This says. Yeah, I don't know why it's telling you South Asia. Let me look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it is. I said St. Lucia. I misspoke.

[Jacob]

Oh, gotcha. That makes more sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a wetland of significant value and international importance. In 2002.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you like geography?

[Monet X Change]

I do not like geography. I can tell you the geography. I don't know, bitch. In the middle of the country, like you can tell me. In my mind. Omaha. Sorry. South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Arkansas. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm not really aware of the center of the country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They all look very similar, but the

[Monet X Change]

geography wise, I don't know where they are. I think we've Done this before on this podcast. I think northeast South Dakota are. Are under Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're to the west of Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

See?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they are just west of Wisconsin. Of Minnesota.

[Monet X Change]

Minnesota.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe it goes Wisconsin, Minnesota, north and South Dakota, Montana, Washington.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say Iowa. Iowa, Wyoming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do we get that right, Jacob? Wait. Wisconsin, Minnesota, north and South Dakota. I say Montana's next, going west. Anything you think Iowa pops in?

[Monet X Change]

I think it's. I think it's Wyoming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Wyoming's south of Montana.

[Monet X Change]

Sure. Couldn't tell you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you show us? Could you clarify, Jacob? Yeah, you gotta zoom in. Wisconsin, Minnesota, north, South Dakota, Montana, Idaho pops up. But Washington and Montana do connect. So I was kind of right. But also you were right about Idaho popping in, and I was right about Wyoming being below.

[Monet X Change]

Idaho doesn't. Montana, Washington don't connect. Idaho is between them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't touch at all.

[Jacob]

No, no, I believe. Sorry. I guess this map makes it. Because it's bring them apart. Oh, it makes it look like that, but in fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So yeah, Idaho. These are Iowa or Idaho.

[Monet X Change]

Idaho. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. So Idaho pops in between Washington and Montana. And by the way, to those who are international, when y' all be like, how do Americans not know America is gigantic? There are so like, when you think about places like Canada, which is huge, where they have 13 territories.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

13 territories. Yo. We have 50 fucking states. They're all broken up into such tiny little pieces, it is hard to remember where they are.

[Monet X Change]

I don't really know the geography of Europe like that. I know, like London. I know, like. Like the UK is. I think next to the UK is Paris. And I know Italy is south of that. I mean, France. The Italy is south of that, I think. Yeah. I never know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think France is south of Paris?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's the uk. France and then Italy under that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry, then Greece is under that and to the east. Oh, no, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Greece is along the Mediterranean Sea.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Because it's always like, Sicily.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's where you were when you. When you were in the broom closet. What is it? Mesopotamia in Greece.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know where Mesopotamia is, actually. Can I look that up

[Jacob]

in Iraq?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, why do I think it was in Greece?

[Monet X Change]

Because you want to go to Mesopotamia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the way you going.

[Monet X Change]

Material is meaning land between the rivers was a historical region in West Asia, specifically. Yes, the. Yes, the Tigres and the Euphrates. I remember learning this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying, don't act like you learned this on your trip. Don't act like you remember Being there. I remember seeing that rock. Don't act like you on your journey.

[Monet X Change]

You saw this. Encompassing parts of present day Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria and Kuwait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many countries in Asia can you name? Can we name all of them?

[Monet X Change]

All of the Asian countries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. Jacob. Okay, Jacob, pull up one of those things. You know, the little things you do when you do your Pokemon thing.

[Monet X Change]

Not his little Pokemon thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're going to try to. Monet and I are going to together try to name every single country in Asia. Or do you want to do Africa? Or do you want to do Europe?

[Monet X Change]

Let's do Asia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Asia. Okay. Okay, Monet. Between the two of us, we should be able to get like five at least. Let's find out how many there are. Let's both guess. I'm going to say there's probably 40 countries in Asia. Or 30. 30 countries. 30 something countries in Asia.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to say more. I want to say 50. Asia is big girl. Asia's pretty big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's 50, we're going to. We're going to struggle.

[Jacob]

Here's the thing. Google says 48. This quiz I have pulled up here says 49.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. Well, maybe. Maybe. Okay, we're going to do the quiz again. You got to put it on the screen so we can see.

[Jacob]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Monet, we can do this. Do you believe in us?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Come on now. Okay, so I just gotta say countries that I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give Jake time. Type them in. Okay. Okay, we'll go one by one.

[Monet X Change]

India. Javi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Japan.

[Monet X Change]

China.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laos.

[Monet X Change]

Thailand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tibet.

[Monet X Change]

Is it. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tibet.

[Jacob]

Maybe. Maybe this. I feel like Tibet is one of the countries that. Yes, that's depending on your politics with China. Wait, do they have Taiwan? That would be crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, wait, Jacob, you can't play. Indonesia.

[Monet X Change]

Vietnam.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vietnam. Sri Lanka.

[Monet X Change]

Korea. Well, South Korea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Iraq.

[Monet X Change]

North Korea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Iran.

[Monet X Change]

Kuwait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sumatra.

[Monet X Change]

Sumatra.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think. God bless Africa. Let me see.

[Jacob]

No, it's in Indonesia, but it's. It's. I think it's an island in Indonesia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, my turn. Russia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Syria.

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry.

[Monet X Change]

It's a Y.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. Only have 17. Borneo.

[Monet X Change]

Borneo is not in Asia.

[Jacob]

It's an island. Is it a country, though? It's an. It's. It's interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

Philippines.

[Jacob]

I don't know how to spell it. I'm just bad at spelling. Give me one second.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. Bob, don't highlight Jacob's insecurities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cambodia.

[Monet X Change]

What's the one with an S? That I went to? Singapore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Palestine.

[Monet X Change]

Yemen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Oman in Africa? Oman.

[Jacob]

Palestine is the one that Google Maps is not acknowledging. But this place is. That's the Oman. That makes sense. Ooh, yikes. Google.

[Monet X Change]

Israel,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Iraq, Iran. Saudi Arabia.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. What's that one? I don't know if this is from Borat. Kazakhstan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kazakhstan.

[Monet X Change]

Kazakhstan. Wow. Kazakhstan is big. Where that place. Oh, that bitch. Sorry. Melania Trump. Where's she from?

[Jacob]

She's from Russia.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she?

[Monet X Change]

I thought she's from a country that wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Monet, we don't have time to mull over this.

[Jacob]

Oh, oh, you're right. You're right, Monet. She's not from Russia. My bad.

[Monet X Change]

Right, Bob? What's the name of the country, though?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know where she's from.

[Jacob]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

They say it all the time. It's on the tip of my tongue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you. Can you sound it out? Make a noise?

[Monet X Change]

Slovenia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's from Slovenia.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Oh, I think. But I think Slovenia is now Russia. I think she. When she was born, it was Slovenia, but now it's just part of Russia.

[Monet X Change]

I can't keep up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Burma.

[Jacob]

Oh, I see. Okay, it's. No, no, gotcha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. We're running out of time. Burma.

[Monet X Change]

Sri Lanka.

[Jacob]

Also, just to be clear, it's now called Myanmar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Okay. Myanmar.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. Shady. Sri.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Myanmar. Sri Lanka. Myanmar.

[Jacob]

Yeah. I put it. It's in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Sri Lanka.

[Jacob]

You said that already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nepal.

[Jacob]

Back to Melania Trump. She is from a different country. That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are running out of time. We'll do this at the end.

[Monet X Change]

He's saying that it's a country we can say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we need to figure it out.

[Monet X Change]

Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Right. The Jordan River. Yeah, girl. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kampuchea.

[Monet X Change]

I never heard of that.

[Jacob]

Gotcha. That's. That's in Cambodia.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bangladesh.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say this one. I don't sound ignorant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Afghanistan.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes. I want to say this one. This might be ignorant as fuck. I think there's an I in there. I began. Nistan. I think Mongolia. Is that not a thing anymore?

[Jacob]

Nope. That's right. Mane. You got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. 32. Come on, come on. Come on, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I couldn't tell you.

[Jacob]

Do you want me to give you hints?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Okay. Do you have other friends?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Zealand considered. No, that's.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's. That's. Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not in Australia.

[Monet X Change]

Where is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Airline's not in Australia.

[Monet X Change]

But it's. It's part. It's not. It's not part of Asia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though. Okay. What about the Pacific? Just try it. What about the Pacific Islands? What are the Pacific islands called? Oh, Fiji.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think Fiji is part of, like, Tonga. All this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it was a part of. Is it. Okay, They're. Are they part of Australia? Okay, whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What's the airline with the. With the. With the kangaroo on it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Australia Air.

[Monet X Change]

No, Qatar. Qatar, but not Qatar Airlines, though. There's like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we got Qatar, so that's good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I'm.

[Jacob]

Oh, the. The. It's Qantas Key.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. That's what.

[Jacob]

That is an Australian airline, but I

[Monet X Change]

don't know why I put Qatar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, Qatar also is an airline.

[Monet X Change]

Assad, Lebanon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the other one is Tunisia and Africa. Tunisia. Where's Tunisia? Africa.

[Monet X Change]

That's Africa. Tunisia. Africa. What is the place where everybody goes to Abu Dhabi, but where's the country that's in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, Abu Dhabi is in. Abu Dhabi is in.

[Monet X Change]

It's the popular one. Everyone goes there. Like, everyone's rich and ball and out of control.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Saudi Arabia, or is that. No, the big one. Iraq? Iran.

[Monet X Change]

No, the big one. Everyone goes to the Middle East. Everyone has a Maseratis. It's like.

[Jacob]

Okay, Monet, you are on the right track, but the name you're thinking of is Dubai. But that's a city in another country.

[Monet X Change]

Have we said the country that Dubai is in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Persia.

[Jacob]

You have not said the country Dubai

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is in Is Persia a place?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where are Persians from?

[Jacob]

Well, Persia used to. In, like, a while ago, Persia was, like, a large country, but now it's broken up, like, into a different thing, so it's not Persian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that big thing between Afghanistan and India that's giant. Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Bangladesh.

[Jacob]

Nope, we said that already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this place is huge.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Do we say Pakistan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's Pakistan. Oh, I thought we said that.

[Monet X Change]

What is. What is the place?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have two minutes left.

[Monet X Change]

What is the place? North of Afghanistan. Like, all. It's one of those.

[Jacob]

I mean, I can pause it. So we're not going on a Thailand.

[Monet X Change]

I want to do it in a real thing. What's under Thailand? Do we say Laos? We say Laos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laos. Is that Cambodia?

[Monet X Change]

Andy did all this biking. I cannot remember Vietnam. Laos. I know what this thing under Cambodia is. I fucking know it, and I can't remember what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Kuala Lumpur. Kuala Lumpur. Okay, the song. India, Pakistan. Burma. Afghanistan. Thailand. Nepal and Bhutan. Tibet. Indonesia. The Philippine Islands. Taiwan. Sri Lanka. New Guild. New Zealand. Sumatra.

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New Zealand.

[Monet X Change]

I have exhausted My knowledge.

[Jacob]

No, that. Let's see. That's a territory of Malaysia, but I don't know if it's gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the name of that place?

[Monet X Change]

Malaysia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember that queen? That. That Asian queen was like, Asia. Persuasia. She's from a. She's from a Muslim country in Asia, and it's called Kuntana, but. Ba B.

[Monet X Change]

Let me say Japan it was called, but.

[Jacob]

Yep. You're. You're so close.

[Monet X Change]

Brunei. Brunei.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's it. Brunei.

[Monet X Change]

B R U N E I. Yeah. Oh, Cassie persuaded from New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we have 60 seconds. 37 is okay. I want to get at least 39. What's that big thing below Georgia? Above Syria. That's giant. We should know what that is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl. And we're done. Oh, the United Arab Emirates. That's Dubai. Turkey. Armenia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Kardashians. Armenia. Can you zoom in, Jacob, so we

[Monet X Change]

can see the Maldives.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We miss Turkey. Turkey. Jesus Christ. Armenia. Azerbaijan. I did not know that. Turkmenistan. Uzbekistan. We should have got that one, Craig. Kyrgyzstan.

[Monet X Change]

Kyrgyzstan. I've never heard of Bhutan. I don't know what that even is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tajikistan. The Maldives.

[Monet X Change]

The Maldives and Bhutan. Wait, go down to the bottom. Right. Timor. Les Timor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Leslie. Yeah. I would have never gotten that one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, me either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did pretty mone. We did pretty good.

[Monet X Change]

That was not. That wasn't bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did well. I'm proud of you. Would your geography teacher be proud of you? Do you remember your geography teacher? Nae.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to give them a shout out?

[Monet X Change]

You had a separate geography. I had, like, a social studies teacher. I think we did geography in. I don't think we had a geography class. Did you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course.

[Monet X Change]

Ms. Miller, the moment we talked, I remember, I realized we had such different education experiences. Like, you had a class. That was. That was. You went to a thing for an hour or whatever it is. That was just geography.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We took geography.

[Monet X Change]

Not us. We didn't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We also had a class called Georgia history.

[Monet X Change]

I know. You told me this one. That's fierce. But we didn't have anything like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we had a geography class. Yeah. Shout out to Ms. Miller.

[Monet X Change]

Did you do all the sciences too? Did you do, like, a year of chemistry? Year of physics? A year of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you choose the sciences you want to do. I chose human anatomy.

[Monet X Change]

But you cover that in biology.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did two years biology. Biology is all living biology. And then you zone in on human anatomy.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. We didn't have an.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we took so in my school. In my school, you had to Take two years of biology. Everyone takes two years of biology. And then you do two years of something else. And I think I did human anatomy. I only did three because I failed Algebra one. I had to go back and do it again. So I took algebra 1 twice. Got it at algebra 1, algebra 2, geometry, and then Algebra again.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about you? What math class did you take?

[Monet X Change]

Couldn't tell you. Just. We just had math.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your class was not called math. They did not put your big high school ass in class. Say, this is math.

[Monet X Change]

It was math. And you did a Math one, Math

[Bob the Drag Queen]

two, Math three, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

We had my math. We had Math one, Math two, the sequel, the squeak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all didn't do a year of geometry.

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, I think it was baked into the curriculum of that year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole. The whole class was just. We had a whole trigonometry class. The whole class is just triangles. All you do is study triangles all year long.

[Monet X Change]

Which. Why the fuck do we need to learn that in school? Teach me how to do my taxes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trigonometry can be important, I'm sure.

[Monet X Change]

If. But not. I mean, sure. But not in really any ways. It's affecting. Affecting my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. You use trigonometry all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're doing your makeup, when you're sewing clothes, it actually. When you sew clothes, trigonometry can happen.

[Monet X Change]

I have my makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With trigonometry, if you want your eyebrows to be even, which clearly you didn't take trigonometry.

[Monet X Change]

I know you're not talking nigga, then you clearly. You clearly fail that instead of algebra 2.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clearly, you didn't learn what it means to bisect the motherfucking.

[Monet X Change]

The angle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you bisect shapes. You can bisect an angle, too.

[Monet X Change]

You can bisect. I remember that. I specifically remember bisecting the angle. I think remember that being a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we've asked this before, and I don't know if I remember, but do you remember the quadratic equation?

[Monet X Change]

But Jacob. Jacob. And them damn fingers. Look at him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Click, click, clack.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Mute. Yeah, Jacob, mute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, you don't have to mute. I enjoy your little click clacks. What is that? Sorry I sound so country. Oh, Zach. Hey, Zach,

[Monet X Change]

can you focus on work?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The quadratic equation?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. A squared plus B squared equals C squared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that is the Pythagorean theorem. It is negative B plus or minus the square root of What? Negative B plus 1. Square root of B of.

[Monet X Change]

Help.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me, Monet. Damn.

[Monet X Change]

I just wanted to throw the square

[Bob the Drag Queen]

root of C. No, it's like B square over AC or something like that. Negative B plus my square root of B4 over AC. Is that. Is that close, Jacob?

[Jacob]

It's close. You have. Those are numbers in the quadratic alphabets.

[Monet X Change]

Of course it's close. Bob was like. Uncle Bob is like A abcd. Are we close?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared over 4. A is what I said.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, nigga, you just saying. You just say an Alphabet, of course you're going to be close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it, Jacob?

[Jacob]

X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of b squared -4 ac over 2 a. I want to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

be clear that what I said was not just letters and words. I said negative B plus or minus square root of B squared over 4ac.

[Jacob]

That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet said, I'm like, X23, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I will make a goalpost. It went from am I right? To am I close To. Well, I was in the neighborhood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know. I said, am I right? You act like I was so off base. And all you said was C. You said A. You said A squared plus B squared was C squared.

[Monet X Change]

I also said I didn't know about me. I also said it from the jump. I didn't know it. Bob would be like, am I right to. Was it close? I mean, I thought about driving my car through the neighborhood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nigga, you weren't. You're so off base. I was very close. That was very close.

[Monet X Change]

No, you weren't very close, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you weren't very close.

[Monet X Change]

And I said I didn't know it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we all agree that you're a dummy and you don't know.

[Monet X Change]

One of us has a college degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. From a closed down college.

[Monet X Change]

And one of us had the college shut down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's now a best buy.

[Monet X Change]

Could actually finish the curriculum and get a degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can go to your college and buy a TV.

[Monet X Change]

I can go to where you do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

math 3 and buy a flat screen TV.

[Monet X Change]

I can go to Columbus State University

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and take classes and run to school and take classes. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I can fucking teach your class at Columbus University. I could teach your class at Columbus University.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your school.

[Monet X Change]

Your school sells. Where is your degree from These. Where's your degree? This is what your school sells your degree from These. These. This is your degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is what your school sells.

[Monet X Change]

That's your degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your school is a. Your school is a chick fil A.

[Monet X Change]

That's your degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can park My car. Where you. Where you lived? In your dorms.

[Monet X Change]

Materialize it. Have one, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's make that clear, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Have something of substance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's make that clear, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Something. You have nothing. Good day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That got you a job at the Yale School. At the Yale Club. You lose. Good day. What did you do? Work at the Yale Club? Serving people?

[Monet X Change]

At least I have a degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing.

[Monet X Change]

I have a degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have nothing. You took your degree. You took your degree. You said, sir, would you like ice or.

[Monet X Change]

No, don't make it be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

One more time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You took your degree and you said, do you want fries with that?

[Monet X Change]

No, I never worked in a restaurant. You did. You were serving food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said, do you want fries with

[Monet X Change]

that kitchen smelling like grease, smelling like fries, smelling like burgers, while I sat

[Bob the Drag Queen]

at a front desk and you smelled

[Monet X Change]

like servitude at a front desk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went in the slave quarters, honey, working with people.

[Monet X Change]

You were. You were back there shucking grills and cleaning grills.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You worked in the slave quarters.

[Monet X Change]

Burgers, honey. That was it. Me, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They made you tap dance for your money, honey, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Cuz I had a degree, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They made you put on your suit and tie.

[Monet X Change]

I sang at opera companies around the world. What did you do? Made smoothies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't need a burger. I've worked in opera company.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Children's theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jacob]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Portland. Portland Opera.

[Monet X Change]

For.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For minors, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I worked with Portland Opera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your flex. Portland Opera.

[Monet X Change]

Portland Opera is one of the big opera houses in the country, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was one of the biggest ones you could get into.

[Monet X Change]

And which one could you get into with your art?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't sing opera.

[Monet X Change]

For children in Tuscaloosa, Minnesota, Whatever the hell it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Tony award winning Berkeley Repertory Theater, Tuscaloosa. Just to be clear, the Tony award winning Berkeley Repertory Theater, is it your Tony?

[Monet X Change]

I thought so. Materialize your Tony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what does Brooklyn Opera have?

[Monet X Change]

Materialize your Tony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What award is. Does the Portland Opera have?

[Monet X Change]

Let me. Let me google your Tony, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me google Portland Opera awards real quick. Let's say with the Minnesota Opera, baby.

[Monet X Change]

I'm saying with the San Francisco Symphony, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same. And I did it before you.

[Monet X Change]

And Lincoln center, have you ever performed there? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you have a will Opera awards. And to be clear, I sang with the San Francisco Symphony before you did. Just to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

You sang.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You did not sing with them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sang.

[Monet X Change]

You did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you. I phonated.

[Monet X Change]

I sang what you sing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A song I wrote by the way what'd you sing called Sandra Claus, Available on Spotify.

[Monet X Change]

I would love to see that recording. Is that what you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what you did? I conducted. I conducted.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Successfully, I'm sure I conducted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And your parking lot degree, your best buy degree didn't get you there before me.

[Monet X Change]

I never have and you never could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it didn't get you there before me.

[Monet X Change]

Two things I. Okay, so here's the thing. I could do what you did. I can go and not finish, but I can do that. I could also finish. So I can do both. You can do both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you know what you can never do? You know what you can never do? Perform with a San Francisco Symphony before me. You will literally never be able to do that. I can do both. I just want to be clear. I could go and get an opera degree. You will never be able to perform with the San Francisco Symphony before me.

[Monet X Change]

You can't get an opera degree. You never will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can get one. I can get one.

[Monet X Change]

You definitely cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you could get one, I would

[Monet X Change]

love to see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't want to waste my time, but I just want to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

I would love to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I know for sure before End this podcast. What I know for sure is you will never be able to perform with a San Francisco Symphony before me.

[Monet X Change]

And what I know is that I can go and drop out of school if I wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could. You could.

[Monet X Change]

I wouldn't, but I could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could, but you couldn't make it if you did.

[Monet X Change]

I wouldn't, but I could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You could, but you wouldn't make it like me if you did.

[Monet X Change]

So easy to do, but you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just to be clear, if you did, you wouldn't make it like me.

[Monet X Change]

The tea is Many have attempted and did what you did. They went and they dropped out, but many have not finished.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to be clear, many have tried to do the things I do and will never let me show you another thing you'll never have along with me.

[Monet X Change]

It isn't what it is, baby. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

It just is what it is, baby. I can do both. I can do both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, the moment you have one of these from the University of Georgia, then talk shit to me.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're here. We're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. Caldwell to dq.

[Monet X Change]

The same award that Eureka, o' Hara and Shangela have. What a flex. Caldwell to dq Shangela and Eureka. Great company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where Jane Fonda has Great company. Jane Fonda.

[Monet X Change]

Great company. Hallelujah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, does Jane Fonda have a Peabody? Does Jane Fonda have a Peabody. One of those old white ladies has one.

[Monet X Change]

Because an old white lady has one. That means Spears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's because she is a remarkable actor.

[Jacob]

Does not have a Peabody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, one of those old white ladies from that 70. From that Brady. Brady 76. One of those old ladies has it.

[Monet X Change]

So maybe if you need an old white woman to legitimize your career, that's good for you. I don't need that. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me find out. Let me find out who I am.

[Jacob]

Lily Tomlin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it's Lily Tomlin. Maybe it's Lily Tomlin.

[Monet X Change]

To quote gorilla.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear, Monae, the distinguished people that I'm in company with, if you

[Monet X Change]

need an old white woman to make you feel good about yourself, I love that for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's the old white person gave you your degree? Who's the old white person that gave you a degree?

[Monet X Change]

I love that for you, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, answer my question, though. Who's the old white person that gave you a degree?

[Monet X Change]

Made you want to know that gave me my degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, there's no white acquired College actually

[Monet X Change]

is one of the operas and one of the operas, one of music education school has a very pretty large black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're stuttering.

[Monet X Change]

Because you're lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So does your dean. Is your dean now the manager of the Best Buy?

[Monet X Change]

He. I don't think he was. Dean Anis was not a manager of the Best Buy. But maybe, maybe, maybe you can look and look it up. Maybe he is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm.

[Jacob]

I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just wondering. I just want to be clear. University of Georgia, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you stick, you, Shangela and Eureka celebrate that. I'm so happy for the three of you and I company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But just to be clear, you will never have one great company. Do you agree to that?

[Monet X Change]

Great, great, great company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if that's true. Maybe I will get one. Who knows? I am so much younger than you. I have way more. I have way more time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to say right now on camera, if Monet ever has one of these, I will eat this camera.

[Monet X Change]

You're on the twilight of your career. So you, you know, you have to do these things. I have way more time than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was going to say one more time, if Monet ever, ever has one of these, I will eat this camera.

[Monet X Change]

Way more time than you ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

Shanjan. Eureka. Enjoy that. I'm so happy with the three of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am enjoying it.

[Monet X Change]

I know you guys turned it out. I'm so happy for you. Guys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, listen, I. Wait for that. I eat my camera. I'm very excited about it, and I hope.

[Monet X Change]

And I do. Do you want salt? Salt and pepper on it? Some hot sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And here's something you'll never have. This.

[Monet X Change]

Some hot sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This I'm about to show you.

[Monet X Change]

Some hot sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This I'm about to show you.

[Monet X Change]

I'll season the camera before you eat it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'll season whatever you want me to. I'll put mustard on it.

[Monet X Change]

Mustard economy that you hate. You'll put it on there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you have one of these with your name on it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will drench the entire camera in mustard and eat it.

[Monet X Change]

And eat every. And eat every. Every.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every circuit. Every chip, the lens, the cords, the little dangly. This little dangly thing that's attached to it.

[Monet X Change]

You're gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will save this camera for all eternity. I'll give you to the end of your life. And I will say this. If I pass away before you get this, you can force feed it to my corpse.

[Monet X Change]

So you want me to commit a crime for your bit? I will be doing no such thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we know you'll commit a crime if you sew eyeliner. You'll do this.

[Monet X Change]

I sure would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you. If you would steal eyeliner with your degree.

[Monet X Change]

Degree that you don't have and you never will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People that you don't have because you never will.

[Monet X Change]

Because you. Because you will never. You will never have a degree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's the thing. A lot of people have a degree

[Monet X Change]

because you never have a degree. So is everyone doing. Why didn't you. Why didn't you finish it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many people have this?

[Monet X Change]

Was it. Was it too hard? Were you tired? What do you think the reason was?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not everyone can afford to finish college.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, you could afford now and you could. It was expensive. Yeah, but you could afford it now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to be clear, how many people have the one of these?

[Monet X Change]

You haven't. You couldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna answer my question?

[Monet X Change]

It takes a specific skill to be, you know, to finish school. And I know not all of us can do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, here's the question. What are you gonna do when I get my college degree? What are you gonna eat if you

[Monet X Change]

eat your college degree? Oh, you know, I will. If you go to an accredited university and get a bachelor's of arts and degree. I will eat this iPhone, this very one. This iPhone, this iPhone 15 Pro Max,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

y', all, time stamp this mother fucking video because I. I promise you that the day will come. Monet won't eat the phone. She will not do it. She will not follow up on her word. But I assure you the day will come. And I hope that I. What condiments we dip yours in? I want.

[Jacob]

Ooh.

[Monet X Change]

I want my output.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'll just. I want aioli.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. No, you chose mustard for. You chose mustard for yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lathered in a yol.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm gonna choose mine. I'm gonna put mine in with. With ketchup. Ketchup makes everything taste good. Not even ketchup. Catsup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is going to be the most delicious. It's gonna be called the one where Monat ate her iPhone Pro Max.

[Monet X Change]

It's not gonna happen. Cause you're not.

[Jacob]

And y', all.

[Monet X Change]

You're not gonna go to school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stay tuned. It's gonna be.

[Monet X Change]

It's really hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brilliant.

[Monet X Change]

It's very hard to do it. I don't think you're gonna do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna be brilliant.

[Monet X Change]

Props to your mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have nothing to say. I'm happy. I can't wait for this day.

[Monet X Change]

It's going to be so good to your mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, it's going to be good.

[Monet X Change]

All right, Y' all hear her first. We can't wait. Sissy to eat the camera with the mustard slathered on it. The chips, the cords, the bibs, the bops, all of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have another say. I have another say. It's going to be a good day

[Monet X Change]

for coming to my show to talk about my degree. I'll see you next time, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously, it's going to be a great day.

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