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Monet X Change
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Jacob
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Monet X Change
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Jacob
And I'm Monet X Change and this is sibling rivalry.
Monet X Change
On this week's episode, Monet bails Gayle King out of the jail at the Yale Club.
Jacob
We test ourselves on naming every country.
Monet X Change
In Asia and we find out what made Monet say this.
Jacob
So you want me to commit a crime? And we find out what made Bob say this.
Monet X Change
I have time to become a villain.
Jacob
What is this? Are these pearls on your sweater?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Jacob
Can you. Can. Can you show us more or you.
Monet X Change
Just going to I'm not, I'm, I'm wearing shorts. So I'm not like wearing like.
Jacob
Oh, got it.
Monet X Change
But I'm really just dressed from the waist up.
Jacob
Girl, you always are. I thought this, this ain't nothing new. You always are.
Monet X Change
But I don't show everyone my, my non matching bottoms business.
Jacob
I mean, all your bottoms are mixed matched. Ba dum bam. I love these 90s Hillman grad glasses you're wearing.
Monet X Change
Thank you, dear. Well, of course, as a graduate from.
Jacob
Is is is not British.
Monet X Change
Black people can be British.
Jacob
I know, but Hillman is literally an American.
Monet X Change
So you don't think, you don't think that a black Brit could go to Hillman?
Jacob
No, you know, Hillman, when I make the reference, I'm talking about the motherfucking show. A different world.
Monet X Change
You're under the impression. Well, I, I understand what Hillman is, sir, but you seem to be under the impression that Hillman wouldn't accept a black graduate from the uk. And of course, in my tenure at Hillman, there were several African American scholars there studying alongside me. I was an exchange student. And of course I have a degree from Hillman in Afro Caribbean studies with a specialty in St. Lucia.
Jacob
Can we see this earring that you have on the air work?
Monet X Change
Can I see the earring in your ear? The earring.
Jacob
I said, I think they pierced me too low. I think my earrings, it needs to be up here. It's like, I think I'm gonna take it out and have them pierce it a little higher.
Monet X Change
Just remove the lower chunk of your ear and it'll be higher. It's probably easier than getting your ear repaired. Just remove the lower chunk of your ear.
Jacob
Like this up here.
Monet X Change
Your lobe. Remove the lower part of your lobe and it'll seem.
Jacob
No, but it'll be too low. I want it to be.
Monet X Change
Oh, they remove the top. The top part of your earlobe.
Jacob
But I have to move this and it'll be a gap.
Monet X Change
This the lobe or is the whole thing the lobe? The bottom part is the lobe, right?
Jacob
The bottom part is the lobe? Yeah.
Monet X Change
Then what the fuck is this?
Jacob
I don't fucking know. I feel like you had that piercing. You were younger. Did you?
Monet X Change
In seventh grade?
Jacob
Yes.
Monet X Change
You mean the top?
Jacob
Your mom let you get it pierced in seven years?
Monet X Change
I never had the top of my ear pierced. Oh, never?
Jacob
I'd say get a year getting your cartilage done in seventh grade. A bar is wild now.
Monet X Change
My mom got her cartilage pierced and I got my ear pierced.
Jacob
That's in Seventh grade.
Monet X Change
Seventh grade? Yeah. I think Claire's at the South Lake Mall.
Jacob
I think I was allowed to do mine in high school. Like, 10, third or. Probably not. Probably like, right before college.
Monet X Change
Do you think someone has.
Jacob
I don't do that.
Monet X Change
You don't think.
Jacob
No.
Monet X Change
Someone's work with or did something with someone famous and remembered them, like, but before they were famous? Like, for example, is there a chance that someone, like, poured Gaga's coffee, like, a week before she got famous and was like, that lady. That's. That's the lady I pour coffee for.
Jacob
I mean, I know, because that person probably didn't even make an impact on you. Like, now, you know, she's laid a gag thing about it, but, like, not like she did something crazy or outlandish that you're like, oh, yeah, I remember that happened. But, you know, when I worked at the Yale Club, I'm sure I may have checked in someone because a lot of celebrities used to roll in there before. Like, a lot of, like, big execs would do dinner parties for their artists.
Monet X Change
But I mean, like, before, they're not like, post fame.
Jacob
I know. I'm saying, like, at the Yale Club, like, because, you know, a lot of, you know, rich, social.
Monet X Change
Are you saying the name of the club?
Jacob
The Yale Club.
Monet X Change
Like, they, like, they. Like they yelling at them.
Jacob
Yale. Yale. I didn't say the Yale Club.
Monet X Change
You said the Yale Club.
Jacob
Like I said the Yale Club.
Monet X Change
Yeah, the Yale Club. Not the Yale Club.
Jacob
I said the Yale Club. I did not say the Yale Club.
Monet X Change
Do you call her Gayle King?
Jacob
Gayle King.
Monet X Change
Her name is Gayle King.
Jacob
Right, Gayle King.
Monet X Change
You're saying Gayle King. Say Gayle and then say Gayle.
Jacob
Gayle. I know her name is Gayle.
Monet X Change
Her name is Gayle.
Jacob
Right, Gayle.
Monet X Change
You're saying it the way the Viv would say Gail. Yeah, Gail.
Jacob
No.
Unknown
Can you say, I bailed Gayle King out of the jail at the Yale Club.
Jacob
I bailed Gayle King out of the Yale. Out of the jail at the Yale Club.
Monet X Change
Well, say I rang a bell when you posted bail.
Jacob
I rang a bell when you posted bail.
Monet X Change
See, now you did it. That's right. You said Bailey. But you were saying you. I feel like normally you say, I rang the bell when I post the bell.
Jacob
What is your obsession with language and the way that people pronounce the words? What? You. You're. You're obsessed.
Monet X Change
I do find accents and pronunciations really interesting.
Jacob
Yeah. Then they could go to school for it and leave me alone.
Monet X Change
I don't want to go back to school.
Jacob
Why not? Bob, can you invite us in school together? That'd be so fun.
Monet X Change
I don't want to go back to school.
Jacob
Us doing like a little project.
Monet X Change
Thought. I thought about it. Thought. See, that's the thing. I say thought now. I don't say thought no more. I say I thought about it. That's crazy. I don't know where that came from. That's. I did not used to talk like that.
Jacob
You want to be me so bad.
Monet X Change
You don't say. You don't say. You don't even say that.
Jacob
Yes, I do. I say. I mean, I say thought.
Monet X Change
Yeah, and I said thought. I say like Wendy Williams would say.
Jacob
It because you want to be a New Yorker so bad.
Monet X Change
Wendy Williams from New Jersey.
Jacob
I know, but she is a New Yorker. She's from New Jersey, but she's an iconic New Yorker.
Monet X Change
She's famous. She's an iconic New Jerseyan. I don't think she's ever even lived in New York City.
Jacob
Yes, she did, girl. She lived in New York for the past 10, 12, 15 years.
Monet X Change
She would famously go across the bridge.
Jacob
No, but she's been in New York in her ap. She always had an apartment there, so she had a residence.
Monet X Change
You're making that up.
Jacob
That's not true. I used to watch it after show. Yes, she would drive home, but she al. But she would often times stay at her apartment in New York cuz she had like events and shit.
Monet X Change
Wendy Williams is a. Is a. Is. She's iconic for if everyone's like iconically from somewhere, she's iconically a New Jersey. New Jersey. Or what do they call the New Jersey people? Jerseyite? No, a Jersey girl.
Jacob
Jersey girl. But what would a Jersey guy be? A Jersey boy.
Monet X Change
An asshole.
Jacob
Wait, what's that thing you said on After Midnight? The New York.
Monet X Change
The New York City? Yeah, the New York. The LA Influencers. The New Jersey Tryhards.
Jacob
The New Jersey Tryhards.
Monet X Change
And then also the one got cut or didn't make it on the clip. I said the Palm Springs 76ers, but they're actually 76.
Jacob
That's good. That's good.
Monet X Change
But so I'm also wondering too about like who worked with a famous person but just never knew, never connected that that was the person they worked with.
Jacob
Like before they were famous.
Monet X Change
Like when Madonna was working at Dunkin Donuts. Do all of them remember that was Madonna?
Jacob
Probably that's different. Cause you work with someone with an extended period of time. You used to clock in with Them you probably had lunch with, them you talked about, that's different. But a one off interaction with a Starbucks or like at a car, remember.
Monet X Change
That you never forgotten him. You never forgot a coworker, just like forgot they forgot. Forgot all about them.
Jacob
Yeah, but that's because they never did anything. I never saw them or heard anything of them after that. Like if my, if, if my coworker was Sza. Right. And like we worked at fucking a dog grooming shop together. Like I'm sure years later and I see her blow like oh my God, I used to work with her as opposed to.
Monet X Change
Is she a dog groomer?
Jacob
I don't know. I don't know what she did before.
Monet X Change
But that would be. But I'm intrigued by like someone you just forgot about completely. Then they become famous and then you just never connect that you actually. That they are that person because you forgot. I have so many coworkers that I just don't remember at all. Like their names, their looks, anything. And then that person becomes famous and it never connects to you that that is that person. Because they didn't leave, they didn't make an impact on you.
Jacob
Do you have that experience?
Monet X Change
I wouldn't know.
Jacob
I was saying but if you work with somebody, when you work with people you are. You don't get intimately. But you know a lot about your co workers, right? Like any coworkers are other co workers that you just didn't like. Like you don't know anything about them.
Monet X Change
There must be a co worker who I've completely forgotten about. I mean looks, name every there. I've worked at so many jobs. There must be at least one person I have, I have just completely erased from my memory. There must be.
Jacob
But again the reason why they're still out of your memory, they've never, they've never done anything. No, I mean not anything. They're not famous.
Monet X Change
They are someone that's someone's mom, someone's child, someone.
Jacob
And that bitch and that bastard ain't done nothing. Shit. They ain't done shit.
Monet X Change
I just think about that when I think about people. Like, because I ran into someone recently at. When I wanted to go see La Cage and it was an actor I used to work with at the Jekyll and Hyde Club. And I had not thought about this person in years and they just manifested in front of like, oh my God. And I remember thinking, I was like, you look so familiar. Why do you look so familiar with your girlfriend? And they were like, we used to be actors together at the Jekyll and Hyde club. I was like, oh, my God. That's right.
Jacob
Did they know you were famous?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Jacob
Right? Yeah. Cause what?
Monet X Change
He was.
Jacob
Lukewarm.
Monet X Change
How would that mean, lukewarm?
Jacob
He did this?
Monet X Change
No, I went, okay, well, half your.
Jacob
Hands cut out the screen. But that big ass.
Monet X Change
But also put your big ass head.
Jacob
Gave a fitness green girl put your.
Monet X Change
Big men's Monet go to cover her mouth. She cover her eyes, too.
Jacob
Big ass head girl to her. Yo, behind the earth, half your head. Your head is so big. It's like over, bitch.
Monet X Change
Monae can scratch both ears with one hand, bitch.
Jacob
What's up, nigga?
Monet X Change
What?
Jacob
You're a bully. You're a bully. Tell me about this airing. You're back into airing now.
Monet X Change
I wear rings all the time.
Jacob
No, like the single big tribute zirconia. This is like a very, like.
Monet X Change
Excuse me.
Jacob
What? It's not.
Monet X Change
I don't know what this is there.
Jacob
What is it?
Monet X Change
It's a diamond.
Jacob
Okay. Who you think about plastic tiara? So you think.
Monet X Change
You think I can afford a diamond?
Jacob
No.
Monet X Change
Well, I. It was given to me.
Jacob
I know. By whom? Jacob.
Monet X Change
None of your business. None of your business. Lab grown. It is a lab grown diamond that Jacob gave me. I don't know if he bought it, but he gave it to me. I don't know how Jacob got it, but Jacob got it. Then I got it, and Jacob gave me a diamond. Diamond.
Jacob
And Jacob, how much was this diamond earring?
Unknown
How much is the bracelet you're wearing?
Jacob
I asked you how much is the diamond earring?
Unknown
How much the bracelet you're wearing is.
Jacob
I asked you first. How much is domineering.
Monet X Change
That doesn't mean you have to ask.
Unknown
I'm asking the same question.
Jacob
And then since y' all see y', all. This is how. This is how they.
Monet X Change
They. They.
Unknown
We can say it at the same time.
Jacob
Huh?
Unknown
We can say that. Say your answer at the same time.
Jacob
I asked you first.
Monet X Change
I don't. You also don't know that Jacob bought that. Jacob could have inherited this.
Jacob
Inherited from who?
Monet X Change
Someone. His aunt. I'm not talking to you.
Jacob
My talking to Jacob.
Unknown
Oh, it's a family heirloom. It's from my. My grandmother.
Jacob
Y' all are so fucking full of it, y'. All. The House of the Dragon, y'. All. They are so full of. Full of it. They need a septic tank for all the they're full of.
Monet X Change
So when. So when Jacob's grandmother inherited from her grandmother was. Back then, it was like $15, which was a lot of money back then.
Jacob
So I grabbed.
Unknown
It was actually more than that because they were. The. The story behind the earring is that they used to pawn them. They would bring to the pawn shop when they ever. They were low on money, and then after they got the money, they would buy them back. This is when they first immigrated to.
Jacob
The U.S. jacob, if I called because I. I got your mom's number right now I have Rose Ritz number. Rose Ritz, she gonna tell me the same story about this motherfucking earring.
Unknown
Absolutely. Ask Rose Ritz about the family ear. The family heirloom earrings that were pawned.
Jacob
That's you.
Monet X Change
Okay?
Jacob
I'm not denying that happened. I'm talking about the earring that is on Bob's ear is your great great. Your great grandmother's earring that she gives to your grandmother, to your mom that you gave to Bob.
Unknown
Yes.
Monet X Change
Taller, call our bluff.
Jacob
Y' all are fucking liars.
Monet X Change
You can corroborate this story in less than 10 seconds, but you refuse to.
Jacob
Fucking liars.
Monet X Change
You have all the tools you need to corroborate this story.
Jacob
Okay, Jacob, text me your mom's number again.
Unknown
You have it. It's on your.
Jacob
No, don't text it to me. I don't have it.
Unknown
Ok.
Monet X Change
We'Ll cross that bridge when we get there. In the meantime, in between time, you are so too. I want to ask you who's the most famous person you grew up with?
Jacob
This is literally. This is the. This is how y' all gaslight y'.
Monet X Change
All. Y'.
Jacob
All. This is lit. This is textbook gasl gas situation. How these motherfuckers are trying to warp my perception of reality to trick me to believe in the truth. This is. This is crazy. I can't believe I have to work like this. What are you going to do? Go ahead.
Monet X Change
What are you going to do in a Rose Crop racist story?
Jacob
Jacob, don't be texting Jake. I want to see your text messages to your mom right now.
Unknown
Yeah, absolutely.
Monet X Change
We have nothing to hide because we tell truths over here. Whole truths. Whole truths, honey. No, half truths.
Jacob
I'll show you a whole truth, Honey.
Monet X Change
Put that thing away.
Jacob
Jacob, you just deleted it.
Monet X Change
He says fun visit. Oh, damn. Damn. Rose radio on that one. You've reached Rose Ritz.
Jacob
Please leave me in the voice notes.
Monet X Change
I'll talk to you as soon as I can.
Jacob
Thanks. Hi, Rose, this is your stepson son in law, Boda Exchange. And I want a podcast with Jacob and Bob and they're telling me a story I know about an airing that Jacob gifted to Javab. I just wanted to talk about some details about this airing. If you have any time today, please give me a call back at your earliest convenience in the next 45 minutes. So great seeing you at the concert the other day. Have a good day, darling. Bye.
Monet X Change
You gonna gag when she checks back and goes, oh, the one that my great grandmother, that my grandmother gave to my mother, that I gave to Jacob, the gj. Of course she's gonna be like, what about it?
Jacob
Y' all are so lying at this point. And y', all, y' all know Vaugh would do anything for a bit. So I know. And Jacob knows that and Jacob will too. So they have probably twisted and contorted. I can't even get into it anymore.
Monet X Change
Then don't get into it. You know what, let's take a break then so you don't have to get.
Jacob
By looking at me.
Monet X Change
I know y' all can tell that.
Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
I don't know when I'll be back again.
Jacob
Tracy Chapman.
Monet X Change
I actually don't know who she. I think it's been covered by several people. Oh, you know, my favorite song about airplanes is when Alaska says, I was flying on an airplane and the airplane almost went down, down, down. Lady Luck was staring at me but I smiled as I looked around. That's so smart to me.
Jacob
What song is that?
Monet X Change
It's called Legendary. I thought, it's all right. It's okay. I'd be a legend if I die today and I'd never get old and everyone would know that I was legendary. I was thinking to myself, if I die now, I would die a legend. I have time to become a villain.
Jacob
What do you think right now? You think right now your legendary status?
Monet X Change
If I died, I'd be. If I died, I would become a legend. I'm a. I think I'm a drag legend for sure. But if I died, I'd become like a legend. Legend. But I have to die young, though, and I don't want to do that.
Jacob
Interesting. What is the longest flight you think you've ever been on?
Monet X Change
Well, definitely to Australia, but the trip itself was maddening. The trip was. Oh, my God. Five and a half hours from LA to New York. From New York to LA. So we're at five and a half hours. One hour layover. We're at six and a half hours. 19 hours to Sydney. We are now at LA to.
Jacob
City's on 19 hours. It's like 14, Jacob.
Monet X Change
Google it. To Sydney. We are now at six. Well, 25 and a half hours. 15 hours. So fifth. So now we're at 21 hours. 20. 20. 25 and a half hours.
Jacob
No, you're at 20.
Monet X Change
No, 50. Okay, 20 hours. And then I want to say like four hours to. Then another. Then. No, but plus the. Then another layover in Sydney. That was about two hours. So now we're at 22 hours and then another four to five hours to Perth. So it was over 24 hours of traveling.
Jacob
Yeah, I think my longest was also it was the end of a tour. So we had to go from Perth to Sydney, which is like a six hour flight. I think five or six hours. And then Sydney to la and then also live in New York, LA home, which was like. Yes.
Monet X Change
The map of the world is drawn so oddly that I don't understand because the, the, the, the, the sizes of the, the, the land are not shrewd.
Jacob
They're not scaled properly like from, from all the territories.
Monet X Change
Like when you look at a map of the world, the typical map of the world, Africa is, is a different shape than they're depicting it. It's larger than it is. Greenland is way smaller than they depict it to be.
Jacob
Are they?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Jacob
But then how can you use the legend then? Because the legends are. Because if you.
Monet X Change
Because, because the legend will tell you that essentially. But you have to like. It's quite complicated. Jake, can you bring up a map of the world like, but like Greenland is, is way smaller than they're, than they're depicting it on these maps. So a flight to South Africa is really, really long. Longer than it looks. It looks like it should be shorter because of the way the map is drawn and because Australia and the US are on opposite sides.
Jacob
I can't make maps were to scale. Like I thought that's the whole purpose of like when you.
Monet X Change
No, the map that we look at is not to scale.
Jacob
I don't know how true that is.
Monet X Change
It's distorted.
Unknown
It's true. If you're looking at a flat map, it is distorted because you can't take a globe in something spherical and make it in flat without distorting the ends of it. If you look at a globe, a.
Monet X Change
Globe will be accurate, but not necessarily because also. Well, sometimes depending on the globe you're looking at. Because also colonization has effectively tried to make certain places look smaller than they are.
Jacob
Like on a map.
Monet X Change
Yeah, like the white people were like make these places look bigger than those places.
Jacob
Because like when you look at the. I don't know what kind of map you call that the map when they're not. It's not a square. It's, it's, it's not spherical but it's like an oval. Yeah, but it's not an oval because.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Jacob
Anyway, like. Jacob, are you sharing one? No.
Monet X Change
But Greenland is way smaller.
Unknown
Greenland is actually larger, I think.
Monet X Change
No, the way you look at the flat map, Greenland is smaller. Pull up the world map please.
Unknown
Okay.
Jacob
Do you say world map? Whoa.
Monet X Change
I, I, I, I don't know what happened there. What the fuck?
Unknown
Just Google Maps. There you go.
Monet X Change
Look, okay, Greenland is the size bigger than America.
Jacob
Okay? No, okay, on the map we're looking.
Monet X Change
At, Greenland is larger than the United States.
Jacob
I've never seen that. I've never ever seen that depicted like that. That's crazy.
Monet X Change
That's how Greenland is always depicted. But that's the actual size of Greenland.
Jacob
Like, I'm looking at it in, like, other maps. I've never, I've never ever seen Greenland having all that white stuff. To me, I always remember Greenland being, like, a little bigger than Iceland.
Unknown
Well, I think that also, like, not all of this is Greenland, right? Some of this just is straight up the Arctic, right? Like, is this actually all Greenland on the map?
Jacob
So you're saying, like, on the map, like, they like to.
Unknown
It is this entire white thing Greenland? I guess it is, yeah.
Monet X Change
But they're making it bigger for some reason.
Jacob
What is the population of Greenland?
Monet X Change
Let's guess.
Unknown
Oh, my God.
Jacob
You rob you.
Monet X Change
I think Greenland has a population of 540,000 people.
Jacob
You have to let it go. You're obsessed with guessing population.
Monet X Change
I think 540,000 people live in Greenland.
Jacob
I'm going to say less than. I'm going to say 250,000.
Unknown
It's fixed. 56,000.
Jacob
Wow.
Monet X Change
Jesus.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jacob
Yeah. I mean, who the fuck wants to live there? It's ice.
Monet X Change
Apparently. Donald Trump does, girl.
Jacob
He don't want it. They want it for oil. They want it for fucking resources.
Monet X Change
He wants it for protection, bitch. In case the penguins try to gather us, bitch.
Jacob
You know, see, J.D. vance and his. Fuck. J.D. vance and his wife went to Greenland.
Monet X Change
I saw.
Jacob
And they would not. They had to leave. They only like, they were protests. People were not allowing him to. Businesses leave within three hours.
Monet X Change
People do not like James Douglas Vance.
Jacob
Well. And I'm like, what's also annoying.
Monet X Change
That's not his name. I don't know.
Jacob
His name is actually just dance vans. The fact that people are probably just. They're painting all of us with this stroke about how evil Americans are. And it's like, no, y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Jacob
It's them. They're the bad ones. They really suck.
Monet X Change
So, Jacob, can you pull a picture of the actual world map to scale? Because you're gonna gag. It is not how they depict it, girl. It's not how they depict it. This could be the one by geography, actually. I feel a geography episode coming up. How are you with geography?
Jacob
I don't Know, actually. Yeah, I mean, yeah, Africa is the biggest continent. America and Australia are roughly the same size. I think I knew all of that.
Monet X Change
But look how small Greenland is. That blew my mind also. I don't think a lot of people realize how gigantic Alaska is.
Jacob
Yeah, Alaska is pretty big.
Monet X Change
Alaska's the largest state, land wise.
Jacob
Yeah, totally.
Monet X Change
By a long shot. Yeah, Alaska is gigantic. It's huge.
Jacob
Did you know about those fucking, you know, the beautiful ass beaches they have in Japan? I was like, no. How was. I never knew Japan had beautiful beaches because they have all the.
Monet X Change
Japan has beaches.
Jacob
I mean, I didn't know that they were like nice, like, like look, look like you're in fucking Fiji.
Monet X Change
You just thought Japan had garbage ass beaches.
Jacob
No, I thought, I thought I knew they had like a beach, but I didn't realize they were like nice, like white sand, like clear blue water.
Monet X Change
Japan is an island, Right.
Jacob
It's multiple islands. Yeah.
Monet X Change
So they would obviously have nice beaches.
Jacob
Yeah. But I just did. I've never. When you, when you, when you hear of beach vacation, you don't ever think or you don't ever hear people say, I'm going to Japan for the beach. Right. They go for, for skiing and things like that. I've never heard Japan for their. Known. For their beaches.
Monet X Change
Okay, so do you know what a peninsula is?
Jacob
Yeah, it's a peninsula has water on three sides. It's like a.
Monet X Change
On three sides. So Florida would be a peninsula, right?
Jacob
Correct.
Monet X Change
Give me one.
Jacob
But what I'm asking you. A geography thing.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Jacob
Okay. Do you know what a K is? K A K, C A Y.
Monet X Change
Is that a thing?
Jacob
Yeah, the K of Ba. The K of this.
Monet X Change
A K seems like something near water and it seems like it's basically like a bay.
Jacob
A K means like it has like low water. Like it's normally like water you can like walk in. They have like coral.
Unknown
How are you spilling this, Monet?
Jacob
C a y. Cause St. Lucia has KS and it's like little like, like reefs and like corals and stuff like that. You can to like walk into it.
Monet X Change
I don't, I'm not sure the difference between a plateau and a mesa. I think that a plateau is smaller and a mesa looks like a mountain but flat on top.
Unknown
Oh, okay. I see it's a different spelling in the Caribbean. It's a key, like Key West.
Monet X Change
Oh, the key.
Unknown
But in, in the Caribbean they will. They. It's alternate spelling and pronunciation.
Monet X Change
So I don't know what a key is.
Jacob
A kiki.
Monet X Change
You. You. You tried to trick Me. That's not fair.
Jacob
I didn't know that. I didn't know it's called a key.
Monet X Change
You never heard of Key West? You thought it was K West.
Jacob
I don't know why.
Monet X Change
You thought it was Kanye West.
Jacob
I don't know what they call it. I don't know why they call it a key, But I know a K.
Monet X Change
So I love K. Anyway, I think that a plateau is like. Imagine a hill, but it's flat on top. And a mesa goes like for a long. They're just much, much larger, but they're also flat on top.
Jacob
I haven't heard of a mesa before. I don't know what the fuck that even is.
Unknown
How about that butte?
Monet X Change
B U T T E A B U T T E. A butte.
Jacob
I have a very big butte.
Monet X Change
I feel like a beaut is probably. Don't Google Monet.
Jacob
I'm not.
Monet X Change
I feel like a beaut is probably a. Icy where the water's like low key melting, but it's still quite snowy and it's the water melting off from the glacier.
Jacob
I actually kind of think the opposite. I feel like the butte is probably. I feel like. I feel like we have a lot of buttes in the. In like the Rockies. I feel like the butte is like an isolated hill with a steep side and like a flat top.
Monet X Change
What is it? Oh, it's like a. Oh, it's a tiny little plat. Wait, so the mesa is actually the smaller one, the plateau is the larger one.
Jacob
And I was right about the butte.
Unknown
Butte is the smallest one, mesa is the medium one, and a plateau is more like.
Jacob
It's more what you've done in your career, you, plateau.
Unknown
So it's like a larger space of land, maybe like a field, maybe something else. And then there's a steep drop off, like a cliff leading to something else.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you were closer than me.
Jacob
Okay, okay.
Monet X Change
Can you name three swamps?
Jacob
No, I could name one.
Monet X Change
You name one swamp, you can name one swamp.
Jacob
I know. Swamp Thing. Remember that show, Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing. You make my.
Monet X Change
There are no swamps in St. Lucia.
Jacob
No, we don't have no damn swamps.
Monet X Change
There's gotta be a Swamp in St. Lucia.
Jacob
No.
Monet X Change
You thought there were no Mormons in St. Lucia.
Jacob
I know, I know that. And when Andy went in there, he was looking for a fucking AA meeting. And there was one. A meeting that does not happen anymore. I was like, girl, no one is sober in St. Lucia like that.
Monet X Change
There's gotta be a swamp in St. Lucia. I feel there's all that water. No Swamp.
Jacob
We don't have swamps. What constitutes a swamp?
Monet X Change
A swamp is a little more inland. I think that maybe the. I don't know if the wildlife is what makes it a swamp or not.
Jacob
A swamp is a forested wetland characterized by hydric soils that are flooded or saturated for part of the growing season, which support a canopy of trees and or shrubs.
Monet X Change
So are there any swamps in St. Lucia?
Jacob
No, other than. I know.
Monet X Change
Let me Google St. Lucia swamps. You ever been to a swamp?
Jacob
No, and I don't want to go. They be having scary little creatures.
Monet X Change
Oh, the. The. The Monkoti mangrove in St. Lucia is a swamp.
Jacob
I don't know what the that even is.
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's.
Jacob
Are you sure? I don't even know that's. I never heard of that. Was that name?
Monet X Change
Well, I mean, I. I'm not sure, but according to caribbean/caribbean-c.org the monk, the. The man Cody Mangrove in St. Lucia. What is a mangrove? Oh, it's a mangrove. What is a mangrove? Mangroves are various large, extensive types of treat trees. Wait, is this a swamp or not?
Jacob
I'm looking up St. Lucia swamps and it's bringing up Africa. Because there's a place in Africa called the Wetland park in Isimangal. Isiman Galiso, South Africa.
Monet X Change
So mangrove, a swamp.
Unknown
Yeah, it is in St. Lucia.
Monet X Change
It is. Mankoti mangrove is the largest Basin Mangrove in St. Lucia, located in Southeast Asia. It was designated as a marine.
Jacob
We're not in Southeast Asia.
Unknown
This says. Yeah, I don't know why it's telling you South Asia. Let me look.
Monet X Change
No, it is. I said St. Lucia. I misspoke.
Unknown
Oh, gotcha. That makes more sense.
Monet X Change
It is a wetland of significant value and international importance in 2002.
Jacob
Interesting.
Monet X Change
Do you like geography?
Jacob
I do not like geography. I can tell you the geography. I don't know, bitch. In the middle of the country. Like you can tell me. In my mind. Omaha. Sorry. South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Arkansas. I don't know what any of these things are. Not really aware of the center of the country.
Monet X Change
They all look very similar, but the.
Jacob
Geography wise, I don't know where they are. I think we've done this before on this podcast. I think northeast South Dakota are under Chicago.
Monet X Change
No, they're to the west of Chicago.
Jacob
See?
Monet X Change
And they are just west of Wiscon of Minnesota.
Jacob
Minnesota.
Monet X Change
I believe it goes Wisconsin. Minnesota, north and South Dakota. Montana, Washington.
Jacob
I want to say Iowa. Iowa, Wyoming.
Monet X Change
Do we get that right, Jacob? Wait. Wisconsin, Minnesota, north and South Dakota. I'd say Montana's next Going west. Anything you think Iowa pops in?
Jacob
I think it's. I think it's Wyoming.
Monet X Change
I think Wyoming's south of Montana.
Jacob
Sure. Couldn't tell you.
Monet X Change
Can you show us? Could you. Could you clarify, Jacob? Yeah, you gotta zoom in. Wisconsin, Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana. Idaho pops up. But Washington and Montana do connect. So I was kind of right. But also you were right about Idaho popping in, and I was right about Wyoming being below.
Jacob
Idaho doesn't. Montana, Washington don't connect. Idaho is between them.
Monet X Change
They don't touch at all.
Unknown
No, no, I believe. Sorry. I guess this map makes it because it's bring them apart. Oh, it makes it look like that, but in fact. Well, let me look.
Monet X Change
So, yeah. Idaho. Did you say Iowa or Idaho?
Jacob
Idaho. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Got it. So Idaho pops in between Washington and Montana. And by the way, to those who are international, when y' all be like, how do Americans not know America is gigantic? There are so, like, when you think about places like Canada, which is huge, where they have 13 territories.
Jacob
Yes, 12.
Monet X Change
13 territories, yo. We have 50 fucking states. They're all broken up into such tiny little pieces, it is hard to remember where they are. Hey, guys, it's Ceedee Lamb, wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. I'm partnering with Abercrombie this season to tell you all about their viral dinner. All you need to know is denim should fit like this. My jeans need to check a lot of boxes fit first, trend second. They need to go with whatever I'm feeling, and Abercrombie Denim has it down, whether I'm throwing on a tee or putting the whole fit together. Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store.
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Jacob
I don't really know the geography of Europe like that. I know like London. I know like, like the UK is, I think next to the UK is Paris. And then I know Italy is south of that. I mean France then Italy is south of that, I think. Yeah, I don't even know.
Monet X Change
You think France is south of Paris?
Jacob
No, it's the uk. France and then Italy under that. And then. Sorry, then Greece is under that. Into the East. Oh, no, girl.
Monet X Change
Greece is along the Mediterranean Sea.
Jacob
Right. It's always like Sicily.
Monet X Change
That's where you were when you, when you were in the broom closet. What is it? Mesopotamia in Greece?
Jacob
I don't know where Mesopotamia is actually. Can we look that up.
Unknown
In Iraq?
Monet X Change
Oh, why do I think it was in Greece?
Jacob
Because you want to go to Mesopotamia. Where was Mesopotamia?
Monet X Change
Not the way you going.
Jacob
Matania's meaning land between the rivers was a historical region in West Asia, specifically. Yes, the. Yes, the Tigres and the Euphrates. I remember learning this.
Monet X Change
I'm gonna say don't act like you learned this on your trip. Don't act like you remember being there. I remember seeing that rock. Don't act like you on your journey.
Jacob
You saw this. Encompassing parts of present day Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria and Kuwait.
Monet X Change
How many countries in Asia can you name? Can we name all of them?
Jacob
All of the Asian countries, Jacob.
Monet X Change
Okay, Jacob, pull up one of those things. You know, the little things you do when you do your Pokemon thing.
Jacob
Not his little Pokemon thing.
Monet X Change
And we're going to try to. Monet and I are going to together try to name every Single country in Asia, or do you want to do Africa? Or do you want to do Europe?
Jacob
Let's do Asia.
Monet X Change
Asia. Okay. Okay, Monet, between the two of us, we should be able to get, like, five at least. Let's find out how many there are. Let's both guess. I'm gonna say there's probably 40 countries in Asia. Or 30. 30 countries. 30 something countries in Asia.
Jacob
I'm gonna say more. I want to say 50. Asia is big, girl. Asia's pretty big.
Monet X Change
If it's 50, we're gonna. We're gonna struggle.
Unknown
Here's the thing. Google says 48. This quiz I have pulled up here says 49.
Monet X Change
All right, well, maybe. Maybe. Okay, we're gonna. We're gonna do. We're do the quiz again. You gotta put it on the screen so we can see.
Jacob
Yep.
Monet X Change
All right, Monet, we can do this. Do you believe in us?
Jacob
No.
Monet X Change
Monet, come on now.
Jacob
Okay, so I'm gonna say countries that I know.
Monet X Change
I mean, give Jake time. Type them in. Okay. Okay, one by one.
Jacob
India. Hobby.
Monet X Change
Japan.
Jacob
China.
Monet X Change
Laos.
Jacob
Thailand.
Monet X Change
Tibet.
Jacob
Is it no?
Monet X Change
Tibet?
Unknown
Maybe. Maybe this. I feel like Tibet is one of those countries that. Yes, that's depending on your politics with China. Wait, do they have Taiwan? That would be crazy.
Monet X Change
Okay, wait, Jacob, you can't play. Indonesia.
Jacob
Vietnam.
Monet X Change
Vietnam. Sri Lanka.
Jacob
Korea. Well, South Korea.
Monet X Change
Iraq.
Jacob
North Korea.
Monet X Change
Iran.
Jacob
Kuwait.
Monet X Change
Sumatra.
Jacob
Sumatra.
Monet X Change
I don't think. God bless you. Is it in Africa? Let me see.
Unknown
No, it's in Indonesia, but it's. It's. I think it's an island in Indonesia.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Jacob
Okay, it's my turn. Russia.
Monet X Change
Georgia.
Jacob
Oh, Syria.
Unknown
Oh, sorry.
Jacob
It's a Y.
Monet X Change
Oh, God. Only have 17. Borneo.
Jacob
Borneo is not in Asia.
Unknown
It's an island. Is it a country, though? It's interesting, huh?
Jacob
Philippines.
Unknown
I don't know how to spell it. I'm just bad at spelling. Give me one second.
Jacob
Wow. Bob, don't highlight Jacob's insecurities.
Monet X Change
Cambodia.
Jacob
What's the one with an S that I went to? Singapore.
Monet X Change
Palestine.
Jacob
Yemen.
Monet X Change
Is Oman in Africa? Oman.
Unknown
Palestine is the one that Google Maps is not acknowledging. But this place is. That's the Oman. That makes sense. Ooh, yikes. Google.
Jacob
Israel.
Monet X Change
Iraq. Iran. Saudi Arabia.
Jacob
Yes. What's that one? I don't know if this is from Borat. Kazakhstan.
Monet X Change
Kazakhstan.
Jacob
Kazakhstan. Wow. Kazakhstan is big. Where, where, where, where? That place. Oh, that bitch. Sorry. Melania Trump. Where's she from?
Unknown
She's from Russia.
Jacob
No.
Monet X Change
Is she?
Jacob
I thought she's from a country that wasn't.
Monet X Change
Okay, Monet, we don't have time to mull over this. Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you're right.
Unknown
You're right, Monet. She's not from Russia. My bad.
Jacob
Right, Bob, what's the name of the country, though?
Monet X Change
I don't know where she's from.
Jacob
Bitch. They say it all the time. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Monet X Change
Well, can you. Can you sound it out? Make a noise?
Jacob
Slovenia.
Monet X Change
She's from Slovenia.
Jacob
Yes.
Unknown
Oh, I think. But I think Slovenia is now Russia. I think she. When she was born, it was Slovenia, but now it's just part of Russia.
Jacob
I can't keep up.
Monet X Change
Burma.
Unknown
Oh, I see. Okay, it's. No, no, gotcha.
Monet X Change
It is. We're running out of time. Burma.
Jacob
Sri Lanka.
Unknown
Also, just to be clear, it's now called Myanmar.
Monet X Change
Got it. Okay. Myanmar.
Jacob
Wow. Shady. Sri Lanmar.
Monet X Change
Sri Lanka. Myanmar.
Unknown
Yeah, I put it. It's in.
Monet X Change
Oh, Sri Lanka.
Unknown
You said that already.
Monet X Change
I said that.
Jacob
Oh.
Monet X Change
Nepal.
Unknown
Back to Melania Trump. She is from a different country. That's not.
Monet X Change
We are running out of time. We will do this at the end.
Jacob
So he's saying that it's a country we can say.
Monet X Change
Oh, well, we need to figure it out.
Jacob
Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Right. The Jordan River. Yeah, girl. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Kampuchea.
Jacob
I never heard of that.
Unknown
Gotcha. That's in Cambodia.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Jacob
Girl, I want to say this one. I don't sound ignorant.
Monet X Change
Afghanistan.
Jacob
Oh, yes. I want to say this one. This might be ignorant as fuck. I think there's an I in there. I began. Nistan, I think. Mongolia. Is that not a thing anymore?
Unknown
Nope. That's right. Mane. You got it.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. 32. Come on, come on.
Jacob
Come on, girl. I couldn't tell you.
Unknown
Do you want me to give you hints?
Jacob
Yes.
Unknown
Okay. Do you have other friends?
Monet X Change
Is New Zealand considered? No, that's.
Jacob
No, that's. That's. Oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
No, it's not in Australia.
Jacob
Where is. Where. Wait, what's that airline?
Monet X Change
New Zealand's not in Australia, but it's.
Jacob
It's part. It's not. It's not part of Asia, though.
Monet X Change
Okay, what about the Pacific? Just try it. What about the Pacific Islands? What are the Pacific islands called? Oh, Fiji.
Jacob
I don't think Fiji is part of, like, Tonga. All this.
Monet X Change
I don't think those are part Tritonga. Is it. Okay, they're. Are they part of Australia? Okay, whatever.
Jacob
Yeah. What's the airline with the. With the. With the kangaroo on it?
Monet X Change
Australia Air?
Jacob
No, Qatar. Qatar, but not Qatar Airlines, though. There's like a.
Monet X Change
Well, we got Qatar. So that's good.
Jacob
Yeah, I think I'm.
Unknown
Oh, the. The. It's contas key.
Jacob
Okay. That's what.
Unknown
That is an Australian airline.
Jacob
But I don't know why I put Qatar in it.
Monet X Change
Oh, well, Qatar also is an airline.
Jacob
Assad. Lebanon.
Monet X Change
And the other one is Tunisia and Africa. Tunisia. Where's Tunisia?
Jacob
That's Africa. That's Africa. Tunisia. Africa. What is the place where everybody goes to Abu Dhabi, but where's the country that's in?
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, Abu Dhabi is in. Abu Dhabi is in.
Jacob
It's the popular one. Everyone goes there. Like everyone's rich and balling out of control.
Monet X Change
Saudi Arabia. I already said that. No, the big one. Iraq. Iran.
Jacob
No, the big one. Everyone goes to the Middle East. Everyone has a Maseratis. It's like.
Unknown
Okay, Monet, you are on the right track. But the name you're thinking of is Dubai. But that's a city in another country.
Jacob
Have we said the country that Dubai is in?
Monet X Change
Persia.
Unknown
You have not said the country Dubai is in.
Monet X Change
Is Persia a place?
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Where are Persians from?
Unknown
Well, Persia used to. In, like, a while ago, Persia was like a large country, but now it's broken up, like, into a different thing, so it's not Persian.
Monet X Change
What is that big thing between Afghanistan and India? That's giant.
Jacob
Oh, Bangladesh.
Unknown
Nope, we said that already.
Monet X Change
This place is huge.
Jacob
I don't know. Do we say Pakistan?
Monet X Change
Oh, it's Pakistan.
Jacob
Oh, I thought we said that. What is. What is the place?
Monet X Change
We have two minutes left.
Jacob
What is the place? North of Afghanistan, like, all. It's one of those.
Unknown
I mean, I can pause it. So we're not going on a Thai.
Monet X Change
No, I want to do.
Jacob
I want to do it in a real thing. What's under Thailand? Do we say Laos? We say Laos.
Monet X Change
Laos. You said Cambodia.
Jacob
Andy did all this biking. I cannot remember. Vietnam. Laos. I know what this thing under Cambodia is. I fucking know it, and I can't remember what it is.
Monet X Change
Oh, Kuala Lumpur. Kuala Lumpur. Okay, the song. India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan. Thailand. Nepal and Bhutan.
Jacob
Two separate words.
Monet X Change
Indonesia. The Philippines. Taiwan. Sri Lanka. New Guild. New Zealand. Sumatra. New Zealand. Born.
Jacob
And I have exhausted my knowledge.
Unknown
No, that. Let's see, that's a territory of Malaysia, but I don't know if it's gonna.
Monet X Change
What is the name of that place? Do you remember that queen? That. That Asian queen was like, Asia. Persuasia. She's from a. She's from a Muslim country in Asia. And it's called.
Jacob
Couldn't tell.
Monet X Change
But B.
Jacob
Who said Japan?
Monet X Change
It was called B. Yep.
Unknown
You're so close.
Jacob
Brunei. Brunei.
Monet X Change
Brunei. That's it. Brunei.
Jacob
B R U, N, E, I. Yeah. Oh, Casual persuasion from New York City.
Monet X Change
Okay, we have 60 seconds. 37 is okay. I want to get at least 39. Where's that big thing below Georgia, above Syria? That's giant. We should know what that is.
Jacob
Yeah, girl. And we're done. Oh, The United Arab Emirates. That's Dubai. Turkey. Armenia.
Monet X Change
The Kardashians. Armenia. Can you zoom in, Jacob, so we.
Jacob
Can see the Maldives?
Monet X Change
We miss Turkey. Turkey. Jesus Christ. Armenia. Azerbaijan. I did not know that. Turkmenistan. Uzbekistan. We should have got that one, Craig. Kyrgyzstan.
Jacob
Kyrgyzstan. I've never heard of Bhutan. I don't know what that even is.
Monet X Change
Tajikistan. The Maldives.
Jacob
The Maldives.
Monet X Change
And Bhutan.
Jacob
Wait, go down to the bottom. Right. Timor.
Monet X Change
Leslie. Yeah. I would have never gotten that one.
Jacob
Yeah, me either.
Monet X Change
We did pretty Monet. We did pretty good.
Jacob
That was not. That wasn't bad.
Monet X Change
We did well. I'm proud of you. Would your geography teacher be proud of you? Do you remember your geography teacher name? Do you want to. Do you want to give them a shout out?
Jacob
You had a separate draw. I had, like, a social studies teacher. I think we did geography in. I don't think we had a geography class. Did you?
Monet X Change
Yeah, of course, Ms. Miller, then while.
Jacob
We talked tomorrow, realized we had such different education experiences. Like, you had a class that was. That was. You went to a thing for an hour or whatever it is. That was just geography.
Monet X Change
We took geography.
Jacob
Not us. We didn't do that.
Monet X Change
We also had a class called Georgia History.
Jacob
I know. You told me this one. That's fierce. But we didn't have anything like that.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we had a geography class. Yeah. Shout out to Ms. Miller.
Jacob
Did you do all the sciences, too? Did you do, like, a year of chemistry or physics? A year of.
Monet X Change
No, you choose the sciences you want to do. I chose human anatomy, but you cover that in biology. We did two years of biology. Biology is all living biology. And then you zone in on human anatomy.
Jacob
Interesting. We didn't have that.
Monet X Change
So we took. So in my school. In my school, you had to take two years of biology. Everyone takes two years of biology and then you do two years of something else. And I think I did human anatomy, and I only did three because I failed Algebra one. I had to go back and do it again. So I took algebra 1 twice.
Jacob
Got it.
Monet X Change
At algebra 1, algebra 2, geometry. Again.
Jacob
Got it.
Monet X Change
How about you? What math class did you take?
Jacob
Couldn't tell you. Just. We just had math.
Monet X Change
No.
Jacob
Yes.
Monet X Change
Your class was not Called math. They did not put your big high school ass in class. That. This is math.
Jacob
It was math. And you did a Math one, Math two, Math three. Monet, we have meth. We had Math one, Math two.
Monet X Change
The sequel.
Jacob
The squeako.
Monet X Change
Y' all didn't do a year of geometry.
Jacob
No, I mean, I think it was baked into the curriculum of that year.
Monet X Change
The whole. The whole class was just. We had a whole trigonometry class. The whole class is just triangles. All you do is study triangles all year long, which.
Jacob
Why the fuck do we need to learn that in school? Nigga, teach me how to do my taxes. Trigonometry can be important, I'm sure, but not. I mean, sure, but not in really any ways. It's affecting. Affecting my life.
Monet X Change
That's not true. You use trigonometry all the time.
Jacob
Like, what?
Monet X Change
When you're doing your makeup, when you're sewing clothes. Actually, when you sew clothes. Trigonometry can happen.
Jacob
How about my makeup with trigonometry?
Monet X Change
Well, you're with your. If you. If you want your eyebrows to be even, which clearly you didn't take trigonometry.
Jacob
I know you're not talking, nigga. Then you clearly. You clearly failed that instead of algebra 2.
Monet X Change
Clearly you didn't learn what it means to bisect the motherfucking.
Jacob
The angle.
Monet X Change
No, you bisect shapes. You can bisect an angle, too.
Jacob
You can bisect. I remember that. I specifically remember bisecting the angle. I think remember that being the thing.
Monet X Change
Okay, we've asked this before, and I don't know if I remember, but do you remember the quadratic equation?
Jacob
But Jacob. Jacob. And them damn fingers looking it up.
Monet X Change
Click clack.
Jacob
Oh, yeah, yeah. Mute. Yeah, Jacob. Mute.
Monet X Change
Jacob, you don't have to mute. I enjoy your little click clack. What is that? Sorry I sound so country. Oh, Zach. Hey, Zach.
Jacob
Can you focus on work.
Monet X Change
The quadratic equation?
Jacob
I don't know. A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
Monet X Change
No, that is Pythagoras theorem. It is negative B plus or minus the square root of. Of What? Negative B plus 1. Square root of B of. Help me, Monet. Damn.
Jacob
I just want to.
Monet X Change
The square root of C. No, it's like B squared over AC or something like that. Negative B plus my square root of B. B4 over AC. Is that. Is that close, Jacob?
Unknown
It's close. You have. Those are numbers in the quadratic alphabets.
Jacob
Of course it's close. Bob was like. Okay. Bob is like A, A, B, C, D. Are we close?
Monet X Change
No, I said Negative B plus or minus the square root of b squared over 4a is what I said.
Jacob
Yeah, nigga, you just saying. You just saying Alphabet. Of course you're going to be close.
Monet X Change
What is it, Jacob?
Unknown
X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of b squared -4 ac over 2 a. I want to.
Monet X Change
Be clear that what I said was not just letters and words. I said negative B plus or minus square root of B squared over 4ac. That is Monet said, I'm like X23, bitch.
Jacob
I will make goalposts. It went from am I right? To am I close? Well, I was in the neighborhood.
Monet X Change
I said, am I right? You act like I was so off base. And all you said was C. You said A. You said a square plus B squared equals C squared.
Jacob
I also said I didn't know about me. I also said it from the jump. I didn't know it. Bob would be like, am I right to. Was it close? So, like, I mean, I thought about driving my car through the neighborhood.
Monet X Change
Nigga, you weren't close. You're so off base. I was very close. That was very close.
Jacob
No, you weren't very close.
Monet X Change
But no, you weren't very close.
Jacob
And I said I didn't know it.
Monet X Change
And we all agree that you're a dummy and you don't know one of.
Jacob
Us has a college degree.
Monet X Change
Yeah. From a closed down college.
Jacob
And one of us had the college shut down.
Monet X Change
College that's now a best buy.
Jacob
Could actually finish the curriculum and get a degree.
Monet X Change
I can go to your college and buy a TV. I can go to where you took Math 3 and buy a flat screen TV.
Jacob
I could fucking go to Columbus State University.
Monet X Change
And take classes and run to school and take classes. Okay.
Jacob
I can teach your class at Columbus University. I could teach your class at Columbus University.
Monet X Change
Your school. Your school sells.
Jacob
Where is your degree from these. Where's your degree?
Monet X Change
This is what your school sells your degree from These.
Jacob
These. This is your degree.
Monet X Change
This is what your school sells.
Jacob
That's your degree.
Monet X Change
Your school is. Your school is a chick fil A.
Jacob
That's your degree.
Monet X Change
I can park my car where you. Where you lived, in your dorms.
Jacob
Materialize it. Have one, honey.
Monet X Change
Let's make that clear, honey.
Jacob
Have something of substance.
Monet X Change
Let's make that clear, honey.
Jacob
Something. You have nothing. Good day.
Monet X Change
Your little arts degree that got you a job at the Yale School at the Yale Club. You lose. Good day. What are you doing? Work at the Yale Club serving people?
Jacob
At least I have a degree. I have a degree.
Monet X Change
You have Nothing. You took your degree. You took your degree and said, sir, did you like ice or no, to be clear. Just to be clear.
Jacob
One more time.
Monet X Change
You took your degree and you said, do you want fries with that?
Jacob
No, I never worked in a restaurant. You did. You were serving food and you said.
Monet X Change
Do you want fries with that kitchen.
Jacob
Smelling like grease, smelling like fries, smelling like burgers, while I sat at a.
Monet X Change
Front desk and you smelled like servitude at a front desk. You were in the slave quarters, honey, working with people.
Jacob
You were. You were back there shucking grills and cleaning grills.
Monet X Change
You worked in the slave quarters.
Jacob
Burgers, honey. Wasn't me, baby.
Monet X Change
They made you tap dance for your money, honey, baby.
Jacob
Cuz I had a degree, honey.
Monet X Change
They made you put on your suit.
Jacob
And tie, I think at opera companies around the world. What did you do? Made smoothies.
Monet X Change
I've worked in opera company.
Jacob
Yeah. Children's theater.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Wow. Oh, wow. Portland. Portland Opera. For. For miners, honey.
Jacob
I worked with Portland Opera.
Monet X Change
That's your flex.
Jacob
Portland Opera. Portland Opera is one of the big opera houses in the country, baby.
Monet X Change
That was one of the biggest ones you could get into.
Jacob
And which one could you get into with your art?
Monet X Change
I don't sing.
Jacob
Art for children in Tuscaloosa, Minnesota, whatever.
Monet X Change
The hell it was. The Tony award winning Berkeley Repertory Theater.
Jacob
Tuscaloosa.
Monet X Change
Just to be clear, the Tony award winning Berkeley Repertory Theater, Is it your Tony?
Jacob
I thought so. Materialize your Tony.
Monet X Change
And what does broly Opera have?
Jacob
Materialize your Tony.
Monet X Change
What award does Portland Opera have?
Jacob
Let me google your Tony, baby.
Monet X Change
Let me google Portland Opera awards real quick.
Jacob
Let's say with the Minnesota Opera, baby. I'm saying with the San Francisco Symphony, baby.
Monet X Change
Same. And I did it before right here in Lincoln Center.
Jacob
Have you ever performed there? No.
Monet X Change
And you're not opera award. And to be clear, I sang with the San Francisco Symphony before you did. Just to be clear, you sang.
Jacob
You did not sing with them.
Monet X Change
I sang.
Jacob
You did not. What did you say?
Monet X Change
I phonated. I sang.
Jacob
What'd you sing?
Monet X Change
A song I wrote, by the way.
Jacob
What you sing called Sandra Claus.
Monet X Change
Available on Spotify.
Jacob
I would love to see that recording. Is that what you're.
Monet X Change
Is that what you need to do at club? I conducted. I conducted.
Jacob
Oh, yeah. Successfully, I'm sure I conducted.
Monet X Change
And your parking lot degree, your best buy degree, didn't get you there before me.
Jacob
And you never could.
Monet X Change
And it didn't get you there before me.
Jacob
Two things I. Okay, so here's the thing. I could do what you did. I could go and not finish, or I can do that. I could also finish. So I can do both. You don't do both.
Monet X Change
But you know what you can never do? You know what you can never do? Perform with a San Francisco Symphony before me. You will literally never be able to do that. You can do both. I just want to be clear. I could go and get an opera degree. You will never be able to perform with the San Francisco Symphony before me.
Jacob
You can't get an opera degree. You never will.
Monet X Change
You can get one. I can get one.
Jacob
You definitely cannot.
Monet X Change
If you could get one, I would.
Jacob
Love to see it.
Monet X Change
You know, I don't want to waste my time, but I just want to be clear.
Jacob
I would love to.
Monet X Change
What I know for sure before end this podcast. What I know for sure is you will never be able to perform with a San Francisco Symphony before me.
Jacob
And what I know is that I can go and drop out of school if I wanted to.
Monet X Change
You could. You could.
Jacob
I wouldn't, but I could.
Monet X Change
You could, but you couldn't make it if you did.
Jacob
I wouldn't, but I could.
Monet X Change
You could, but you wouldn't make it like me if you did.
Jacob
So easy to do, but you.
Monet X Change
Just to be clear, if you did, you wouldn't make it like me. Cause the tea is.
Jacob
Many have attempted and did what you did. They went to school and they dropped out, but many have not finished.
Monet X Change
But to be clear, many have tried to do the things I do and will never let me show you another thing you'll never have.
Jacob
It isn't what it is, baby.
Monet X Change
Hold on. Hold on.
Jacob
It just is what it is, baby. I can do both. I can do both.
Monet X Change
Now, the moment you have one of these from the University of Georgia, then talk shit to me.
Jacob
No, we're here. We're here.
Monet X Change
This. Caldwell to dq.
Jacob
The same award that Eureka, o' Hara and Shangela have. What a flex.
Monet X Change
Caldwell to dq, Shangela and Eureka.
Jacob
Great company.
Monet X Change
Where Jane Fonda has great company. Jane Fonda great company.
Jacob
Hallelujah.
Monet X Change
Wait, does Jane Fonda have a Peabody? Does Jane Fonda have a Peabody? One of those old white ladies has one.
Jacob
Because. Because an old white lady has one. That means Spears.
Monet X Change
No, it's because she is a remarkable actor thing because does not have a Peabody. Now, one of those old white ladies from that 70 from that Brady Brady 76. One of those old ladies has it.
Jacob
So maybe if you need an old white woman to legitimize your career, that's good for you. I don't need that Sorry.
Monet X Change
Let me. Let me find out. Let me find out who I'm. Who I'm in.
Unknown
Lily Tomlin.
Monet X Change
Maybe it's Lily Tomlin. Maybe it's Lily Tomlin.
Jacob
To quote gorilla. Ugh. Ugh.
Monet X Change
To be clear, Monet, the distinguished people that I'm in company with.
Jacob
If you need an old white woman to make you feel good about yourself, I love that for you.
Monet X Change
And who's the old white person that gave you your degree? Who's the old white person that gave you a degree?
Jacob
I love that for you, baby.
Monet X Change
But answer my question, though. Who's the old white person gave you a degree?
Jacob
I don't know about me and my degree.
Monet X Change
Oh, there's nothing.
Jacob
The old white choir college actually is one of the operas and one of the opera music education school has a very pret. Large black. You're stuttering.
Monet X Change
Because you're lying. So does your dean. Is your dean now the manager of the Best Buy?
Jacob
I don't think he was. Dean Annis was not a manager of the Best Buy. But maybe, maybe, maybe you can look it up. Maybe he is.
Monet X Change
I'm. I'm. I'm just wondering. I just want to be clear. University of Georgia, baby.
Jacob
Yeah. You stick. You, Shangela and Eureka celebrate that. I'm so happy for the three of you. And I will great company.
Monet X Change
But just to be clear, you will never have one Great company. Do you agree to that?
Jacob
Great, great, great company.
Monet X Change
Answer the question.
Jacob
I don't know if that's true. Maybe I will get one. Who knows? I am so much younger than you. I have way more. I have way more time.
Monet X Change
I'm gonna say right now on camera, if Monet ever has one of these, I will eat this camera.
Jacob
You're on the twilight of your career, so you have to do these things. I have way more time than you.
Monet X Change
I'm just gonna say it one more time. If Monet ever, ever has one of these, I will eat this camera way.
Jacob
More time than you ever.
Monet X Change
You.
Jacob
Shanjan. Eureka. Enjoy that. I'm so happy for the three of you.
Monet X Change
I am enjoying it.
Jacob
I know you guys turned it out. I'm so happy for you guys.
Monet X Change
Well, listen, I wait for the day to eat my camera. I'm very excited about it, and I hope.
Jacob
And I do. Do you want salt? Salt and pepper on it? Some hot sauce.
Monet X Change
And here's something you'll never have. This.
Jacob
Some hot sauce.
Monet X Change
This I'm about to show you.
Jacob
Hot sauce.
Monet X Change
This I'm about to show you.
Jacob
I'll season the camera before you eat It.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'll see whatever you want me to. I'll put mustard on it.
Jacob
Mustard, economy, that you hate. You'll put it on there.
Monet X Change
If you have one of these with your name on it.
Jacob
Okay.
Monet X Change
I will drench the entire camera in mustard and eat it and eat every.
Jacob
And eat every molecule, every circuit, every.
Monet X Change
Chip, the lens, the cords, the little dangly. This little dangly thing that's attached to it. And I will save this camera for all eternity. I'll give you to the end of your life. And I will say this. If I pass away before you get this, you can force feed it to my corpse.
Jacob
So you want me to commit a crime for a bit. I will be doing no such thing.
Monet X Change
We know you commit a crime if you sew eyeliner. You'll do this.
Jacob
I sure would.
Monet X Change
If you would steal eyeliner with your degree.
Jacob
Degree that you don't have and you never will.
Monet X Change
People that you don't have, because you never will.
Jacob
Because you will never have a degree.
Monet X Change
Here's the thing. A lot of people have a degree.
Jacob
Because you never have a degree. So is everyone is doing. Why didn't you finish it?
Monet X Change
How many people have this?
Jacob
Was it too hard? Were you tired? What do you think the reason was?
Monet X Change
Not everyone can afford to finish college.
Jacob
Well, you could afford now, and you could. It was expensive. Yeah, but you could afford it now.
Monet X Change
But to be clear, how many people have the one you haven't?
Jacob
You couldn't.
Monet X Change
Are you gonna answer my question?
Jacob
It takes a specific skill to be. You know, to finish school. And I know not all of us can do it.
Monet X Change
Now here's the question. What are you gonna do when I get my college degree? What are you gonna eat if you.
Jacob
Eat a college degree? Oh, you know, I will if you go to an accredited university and get a bachelor's of arts and degree. I will eat this iPhone. This very one. This iPhone, this iPhone 15 Pro Max.
Monet X Change
Y' all timestamp this motherfucking video because I. I promise you that the day will come. Monet won't eat the phone. She will not do it. She will not follow up on her word. But I assure you the day will come. And I hope that ifo. And what condiment should we dip yours in? I want.
Jacob
Ooh, I want. On my. I'll put. You know.
Monet X Change
No, I was just. I want aioli.
Jacob
Okay. No, you chose mustard for you. You chose mustard for yourself.
Monet X Change
Slathered in a.
Jacob
So I'm gonna choose mine. I'm gonna put mine in with ketchup. Ketchup makes everything taste good. Not even ketchup. Catsup.
Monet X Change
This is going to be the most delicious. It's gonna be called the one where Monat Ate her iPhone Pro Max.
Jacob
It's not gonna happen. Cause you and y', all, you're not gonna go to school.
Monet X Change
Stay tuned. It's gonna be.
Jacob
It's really hard.
Monet X Change
Brilliant.
Jacob
It's very hard to do it. I don't think you're gonna do it.
Monet X Change
It's gonna be brilliant.
Jacob
Props to your mama.
Monet X Change
I have nothing to say. I'm happy. I can't wait for this day.
Jacob
It's gonna be so good. Props to your mama.
Monet X Change
Ooh. It's gonna be.
Jacob
We can't wait. Sissy to eat. The camera with the mustard slathered on it. The chips, the cords, the bips, the bops, all of it.
Monet X Change
I have another say. It's gonna be a good day.
Jacob
Thank you for coming to my show to talk about my degree. I'll see you next time, bitch.
Monet X Change
Obviously, it's gonna be a great day.
Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Episode: "The One About Geography"
Release Date: August 4, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
Produced By: Sibling Rivalry, Studio71, & Confetti Cannon
Introduction to the Episode
In "The One About Geography," hosts Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen dive into an engaging mix of comedy, personal anecdotes, and a challenging geography quiz. Known for their infectious chemistry and hilarious banter, the duo explores various facets of geography while intertwining humorous exchanges about their personal experiences and education.
Geography Challenge: Naming Asian Countries
The core of the episode revolves around a spirited competition between Monét and Bob to name every country in Asia. This segment showcases their knowledge (or lack thereof) of global geography, leading to numerous comedic moments.
Monét's Confidence:
Discussions on Map Distortions:
Notable Moments:
Geography Quiz:
Map Distortions and Geographic Misconceptions
Monét and Bob engage in a detailed discussion about how flat maps distort the actual sizes and proportions of continents and countries. They touch upon the implications of these distortions on perceived travel distances and regional importance.
This conversation underscores the challenges of accurately representing a spherical Earth on a flat surface and how historical biases may influence map designs.
Earring Heirloom Anecdote
An entertaining back-and-forth unfolds as Bob tells a fictional story about Monét bailing Gayle King out of jail at the Yale Club, which spirals into a humorous debate over the authenticity and details of a family heirloom earring.
The segment evolves into a playful mock argument, highlighting their impeccable comedic timing and ability to turn any topic into a source of laughter.
Comedy Exchanges on Education and Degrees
The conversation shifts to a mock-serious debate about academic degrees, with Monét and Bob exchanging jabs about each other's educational backgrounds and qualifications.
Monét (56:27): "Your school sells your degree from these."
Bob (Jacob) (56:35): "That's your degree."
Quadratic Equations and Math Struggles:
Trash-Talking About Degrees:
This exchange not only highlights their quick wit but also showcases their ability to blend humor with relatable topics like education and career aspirations.
Conclusion: Wrapping Up the Geography Fun
As the episode nears its end, Monét and Bob reflect on their geography challenge, acknowledging their limited knowledge while celebrating the fun they had attempting to name all Asian countries.
The episode concludes with their characteristic humor, leaving listeners entertained and eagerly anticipating future episodes.
Notable Quotes
Map Distortion Insight:
Humorous Degree Battle:
Geography Challenge Excitement:
Playful Threat:
Final Thoughts
"The One About Geography" exemplifies the essence of Sibling Rivalry—a seamless blend of humor, camaraderie, and engaging discussions. Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen not only entertain but also resonate with listeners through their authentic interactions and relatable topics. Whether they're tackling geography or exchanging playful jabs, the hosts ensure an enjoyable listening experience for both dedicated fans and newcomers alike.
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