The One About Halloween II

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — "The One About Halloween II" (October 29, 2025)

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Producer: Studio71, Confetti Cannon
Theme: A hilarious deep-dive into Halloween, drag, and friendship — featuring stories of wild costumes, Dungeons & Drag Queens, prosthetic mishaps, living in LA vs. NY, and ongoing playful bickering.

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Episode Overview

This festive Halloween-themed episode sees Bob and Monét in full fantasy drag as their Dungeons & Dragons characters, Gertrude and Trianne, complete with elaborate makeup, prosthetics, and costumes. The duo relive favorite Halloween memories, bicker about party etiquette, spill behind-the-scenes tea on drag transformations, and trade sharp-witted anecdotes about LA, NY, and RuPaul’s Drag Race family.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Extreme Halloween Cosplay: Dungeons and Drag Goons

• Full Drag Transformation: Bob and Monét describe their looks for the episode: Gertrude (a reclusive witch) and Trianne (a mer-assassin princess with family drama).
  • Bob: "This is some shit that only Monet and we're here could get me to do today. ...I was like, bitch, am I back filming We're Here?" [02:54]
• Shoutouts to Costumers and Makeup Artists:
  • Troy C. Ford & Godoy (costumes), Olga, Faina, and team (airbrush makeup and prosthetics).
  • "They did full airbrushing — God, Bobbins, you're a gray!" — Monét [05:10]
  • Discussed the effort: "We got in drag at 9am... It is now 10pm." [07:37]

2. Behind the Scenes: Drag Transformation Pains and Mishaps

• Prosthetic Woes, Showers, and Schedule
  • Bob jokes about Monet's unfinished airbrush and the grueling all-day prep.
    • "They didn’t do your ass crack... one of your cheeks, it was kind of like a little undone." — Bob [05:36]
  • Monet talks about dreading removing the blue makeup, reminiscing about a rhinestone-covered look she blames Bob and Jacob for.
• Personal Shower Routines & Early Mornings:
  • Bob prefers to shower at the studio for efficiency, hates waking up early.
    • "I would rather go to the gym at 2 o'clock in the morning than wake up early." — Bob [09:11]
  • Monét wakes at 5am for laundry/gym/travel, typical of her work ethic.

3. Halloween Costume Debates and Drag History

• Costume Throwdowns & Photo Receipts
  • Heated banter about whose prosthetics look was better.
    • "What do you mean to call that a prosthetic, bitch?" — Monét [13:24]
    • "[You] just covered the mess in glitter and rhinestone." — Bob [13:53]
• Recalling Past Halloween Looks
  • Bob defends a past horn prosthetic (“I did that myself!”), Monet disputes.
  • Discussion of iconic Halloween photo shoots from the Bloodbath party era.

4. Dungeons & Drag Queens: Casting & Memories

• Hopes for Future Seasons
  • Bob and Monet fantasize about future castings (Trixie, Katya, Bendelacreme, Kim Chi, Heidi N Closet as Dungeon Master).
    • "I think Trixie is actually one of the funniest queens out there." — Bob [21:22]
• Behind the Table
  • They reflect on group dynamics and the joy of collaborative storytelling.
• Physical Discomforts
  • Prosthetic ear itching, air holes, and how to “advocate for yourself.”
    • “How come you get ear holes? ...I advocated for myself. You gotta ask for what you want.” — Bob [26:37]

5. Halloween Party Etiquette & LA vs. NY

• Do Halloween Parties Require Costumes?
  • Disagreement over whether an invite mandates dress-up.
    • "If it’s a Halloween party, it is a costume party by default." — Bob [22:13]
    • "No, I’ve been to many Halloween parties that were not dress up!" — Monét [22:38]
  • Jacob serves as the confused tiebreaker.
• Favorite and Neglected Halloween Movies
  • Bob has fondness for classic horror and clowns (pity party aesthetics), Monet confesses she's never seen The Shining or Carrie.
  • Both reminisce about parties they've missed or misjudged (e.g., Trixie’s costumed, but unlabeled, gathering).

6. Life, Cities, and Chosen Family

• On Moving to LA

  • Bob and Monet reflect on how living in Los Angeles has impacted their social lives and day-to-day routines.
    • "People are more social here. ...You will know someone in New York for 10 years and never see their apartment once, ever." — Bob [49:02]
  • Monet says her quality of life improved due to weather and being able to drive, Bob credits income and social differences.

• Homes, Entertaining, and Drag Queen Hospitality

  • Bob: "I don’t like people coming to my home... I used to, but I do not like it anymore." [49:52]
  • Monet loves entertaining more in LA than NY, since apartments are bigger and life is less cramped.

7. Rapid Fire, Drag Race, and General Antics

• Rapid-Fire Questions Game — Bob challenges Monet to answer fast, leading to goofy factual errors and delightful shade.
  • Q: "Who’s the 34th president?"
    A: “The 34th president was Woodrow Wilson.” (Bob corrects: “Dwight D. Eisenhower.”) [47:17]
• Running Emmy Tally & Show Brags
  • Bob humorously lists every show he’s been on and whether it won an Emmy, gloating about his impact.
    • “Shows I’ve been on that have won Emmys... RuPaul’s Drag Race. Traitors. Black Lady Sketch Show. We’re Here. Emmys!” — Bob [56:29]

8. Final Bicker and Goodbyes

• Ending with a Classic Argument:
  • The “who picked up whom from the airport more?” debate.
    • "I picked you up from the airport twice!" — Monét [60:30]
    • "Interesting. You don’t remember..." — Bob [61:35]
• Quick Goodbyes — The episode ends with playful accusations of lying and Monet hurrying to her flight, both hosts expressing love beneath the squabbling.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

"This is some shit that only Monet and we're here could get me to do today. ...I was like, bitch, am I back filming We're Here?"
— Bob the Drag Queen [02:54]

"If it’s a Halloween party, it is a costume party by default. No 100%."
— Bob the Drag Queen [22:13]

"You just covered the mess in glitter and rhinestone."
— Bob the Drag Queen to Monét [13:53]

"Don't act like you ate! ...No shade, but you’re acting like you ate down and you did this perfect seal."
— Bob the Drag Queen [13:53]

"How come you get air holes? ...I advocated for myself. You gotta ask what you want."
— Bob the Drag Queen [26:37]

"People hang out at each other’s homes [in LA]... You will know someone in New York City for 10 years and never see their apartment once."
— Bob the Drag Queen [49:02]

"Shows I’ve been on that have won Emmys... RuPaul’s Drag Race. Traitors. Black Lady Sketch Show. We’re Here. Emmys!"
— Bob the Drag Queen [56:29]

"I picked you up from the airport twice!...I’m not gonna—Why would I lie about it?"
— Monét X Change [61:32]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:32 — Bob & Monét introduce the episode and their Dungeons & Dragons personas
• 04:40 – 07:37 — Shoutouts to costume/makeup team, drag process stories
• 13:24 – 15:13 — Bickering over prosthetics and previous Halloween looks
• 21:00 – 24:00 — Imaginary casting for Dungeons & Drag Queens, Halloween party etiquette
• 37:47 – 42:47 — Halloween movies, clowns vs. witches, favorite costumes
• 48:00 – 51:30 — On living in LA vs. NY; views on hosting and home life
• 46:56 – 47:21 — Rapid-fire Q&A between Bob and Monét
• 56:20 – end — Bob’s Emmy tally, more playful shade, airport pick-up spat, episode close

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Tone & Style

As ever, the conversation is fast-paced, playfully adversarial, and unfiltered, with signature Sibling Rivalry energy:

• Irreverent: “Do not touch me. We are up in full dungeons and drag goons.” [02:04]
• Shade-filled: Constant ribbing about costumes, skills, memories, and who eats whose snacks.
• Affectionate beneath it all: Despite the bickering, there’s clear mutual respect and care.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This quintessential Sibling Rivalry Halloween episode offers everything fans love: deeply detailed drag talk, behind-the-scenes stories, opinions on everything from prosthetics to party invites, and the hilarious comfort of Bob and Monét’s chosen family dynamic. If you missed it, you missed a visual feast discussed in vivid detail and a comedy clinic on how to beef with your BFF — all while dressed as fantastical creatures.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet gets covered in grease.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about our favorite Halloween costumes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

This is retouch to high hell. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not touch me. We are up in full dungeons and drag goons. And so Monet had the idea to get dressed up in our Dungeons and Dragons. Our D and D characters. I am Gertrude, the reclusive witch who lives in the woods. And you are?

[Monet X Change]

I am Trianne, the mer assassin. My mother is the Queen of Everdeep. And she is a vile, nasty whore and a bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is not. Pretty much. I would let her know that she.

[Monet X Change]

Is a slippery cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A slippery cunt. She does not have the type of gills, the tentacles that she thinks she does.

[Monet X Change]

Those tentacles are all maidens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maiden type of gills, y'. All. Okay, full T. We have been up in drags. This is some shit that only Monet and we're here could get me to do today. I was, I. I was like, bitch, am I back filming? We're here. Like, I was literally like, I'm filming.

[Monet X Change]

We're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whether we're here.

[Monet X Change]

Days that long and crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, were they long and crazy. I mean, minus your return to quotemonet from 2010. Are you joke? Are you joke?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is a. I had not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, we the earliest I ever woke up to get ready in drag for.

[Monet X Change]

Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, not on the pod.

[Monet X Change]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that noise in the pod is crazy. Put your neck to the mic and do the noise. This is Monet all day long. I hate this noise. I hate it. There are a few. I honestly can tolerate most stuff. There are a few noises I don't like. I can only think of two. That one and something that Jacob does sometime, but he doesn't like when I call it out, so I don't do it out.

[Monet X Change]

What about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause when he drinks sodas, he goes. And then he swallows it. He takes a sip and then he swishes it and then he swallows it.

[Monet X Change]

Because that's how you drink it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to get.

[Monet X Change]

You want to see how herbaceous the soda is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It drives me crazy, you know, But I don't say anything anymore.

[Monet X Change]

I just. You literally just said something to a million plus downloads a week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob knows that I mentioned. Well, Jacob asked me not to mention it. Well, to him it was a problem. Jacob, you want to comment on this, Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is sitting there like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you don't have a mic this week?

[Jacob]

No, I have a mic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love you, Merc.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So this was. It was. Okay, so we really have to shout out the people that helped make this happen. First of all, props to Troy C. Ford. Troy C. Ford, who made my costume.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Godoy. Juice for Godoy on Instagram. Who made my costume.

[Monet X Change]

And shout out to Faina. I think we'll put their information.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ulga and Faina. Yeah. What? Olga and Faina and Fina.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Fina. They did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did hyena. It's like hyena with an faina. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And they did our full body makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And all the makeup on the body.

[Monet X Change]

They did full airbrushing. God. Bobbins. You're a gray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black. Yes. Yeah. Dark gray.

[Monet X Change]

Dark gray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So they did my prosthetic ears. They might. Prosthetics has fins and what fins? What fins?

[Monet X Change]

They're not fins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are fins.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what we call them in Everdeep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you call them?

[Monet X Change]

We call them skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Skin. What is this stuff?

[Monet X Change]

This is scale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are not in two ways. And then they did airbrushing on my decolletage. And Monet's entire Body. They didn't do your ass crack. Cause I saw they were pretty in there, but I saw one of your cheeks. It was kind of like a little undone.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, they had a moment. I was sitting down there and I was like about five minutes ago and I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to be getting this off of my body. It's like when you tricked me into doing the stone blue look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not trick you. We did. It was 50. 50 chance.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You and Jacob stack those in digital things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to be clear. Everyone already knows by now that your. You and Jacob is not a real thing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. The rivalry fans know that you and Jacob stack the chips in your favor often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you just didn't get what you wanted that time. And every time something doesn't go your way, you're like, you and Jacob did a boop, boop, boop. That is not the case. You lost fair and square and you got covered in rhinestones and now I'm.

[Monet X Change]

Covered in fucking blue and scales.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this something me and Jacob did? Did we trick you into this?

[Monet X Change]

I choose this, but I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now that I'm choosing this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope you're happy in the end.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so, I mean, so people probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and Ty Harris.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, Ty. Who did both of our hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did our hair.

[Monet X Change]

I showed up to, I said, ty, I want to wear this. Can I wear this like a regular gig? Is that too much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Why is the Mohawker too much? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Like, can you imagine if you come and see me do stand up at Carlson Comedy Club and I come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe a music thing.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm saying, I'm saying, would it be too much for standup? It's a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I mean, some people say drag is too much for standup, so.

[Monet X Change]

But it's a lot of look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't think it's that crazy. I mean, a comedian with a mohawk isn't the end of the world, but I mean, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Godoy, Troy. C4 micah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also we did it. We did a photo shoot. We did like a full, like five part photo shoot before we did.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes, that's the kicker. So we had a full. We've been getting a drag. We got a drag at 9am this morning. It is now. What time is it? 9pm no, it's past 9pm At 10pm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is 10pm I showered at 9. I got here and I showered here at the studio.

[Monet X Change]

You showered here? Where? You got a shower over there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a shower.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, down the hall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. There's been a shower here the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

Ok. I didn't know it was a functioning shower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, why would you assume the shower doesn't work?

[Monet X Change]

Well, because like last time I was here I saw clothes and shit hanging in there. Like not like drying clothes, like clothes hanging on hangers, just like as like storage. I didn't know it was a fudging shower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen that. I've used that. I use that shower all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Do you really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't you shower at home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do shower at home.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well why did you shower here then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I wanted to get here early. I do not like waking up earlier than I have to. I tell you all, if I have to be out the door at 9 o', clock, I wake up at 8:30, 8:45, I wake up and leave. I do not luxuriate and linger. I want to just get up and I want to go. So I got here in enough time to shower and be ready. Got it? Yeah, there's a shower here. So I'm like.

[Monet X Change]

Well I woke up. No, I Woke up at 5 this morning because I'm going to New York. My flight from New York, I had to live leave for the airport 4am it was going to take me anyway, but I had a lot of laundry stuff to do. So I Woke up at 5am, got the laundry out the dryer. Cause I washed it last night and they got the dryer, then went to the gym from 5:30 to 7:30, came back folded clothes, got the last little bits embossed, already loaded a car, got here at 9:10, started getting in drag. So I've had a very long day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would rather go to the gym at 2 o' clock in the morning than wake up early than wake up early.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to go to when I was on the road. Ask Andy. We have worked out at like 1pm.

[Monet X Change]

A.M. i mean that's not crazy to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, staying up late is a thousand times better than waking up early for you. For obviously I'm talking about myself to you. Yeah, but I would, I would rather. You would rather wake up early than stay up late?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean I wake up early anyway. Like my normal time, I wake up every day is normally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you work night. So now what?

[Monet X Change]

But I, I mean but it's 10 o', clock, but I'm out of the com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not touch me on all days. Well, on all days. You have a blue.

[Monet X Change]

My hand across your face.

[Sponsor Voice]

What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, there's your tattoo. I was like, oh, they did.

[Monet X Change]

No, girl, this is. No, that's. That's more design.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that. I was like, oh, they did a texture.

[Monet X Change]

No, but I. Since I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't touch me. Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

Now that I'm out of the. Because I don't do bars anymore, which I. I'll talk to anything I want to do. I. So if I do a late show, the late show is at 9:15, so I get done at 10:30, 11, and I'm back at. So I'm not really working typically past.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you shower in the morning, you shower at night?

[Monet X Change]

I shower in the morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about say, if you get home at midnight? It depends.

[Monet X Change]

I did a comedy cut recently that I was covered in semen. Oh, in grease. And from the. From the bar. Like, when I tell you our clothes were. Smelled like grease.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck are you talking about? What happened at the club?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, the dressing was right off of the kitchen, so I don't know what they do in that kitchen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The club. I've done that club. I wasn't covered in grease.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I don't know what you did, but my clothes smell. They still smell like grease. So. Because after that I showered because I was like, I just smell like a fry kitchen covered in grease.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ok. Smelling like grease and covered in grease. Monat. When you say I was. I had to shower because I was covered in grease. I was like, what happened at the show? I was not gonna say sweat. Anything you would've said besides sweat would've been weird. There's nothing. I did a club one time, the heat, the air conditioner wasn't working. Bitch. When I tell you I was cooking, I was like, of all the comedians you could have, if there is me or like a fat bitch. This is the worst thing you could do to us. Either to a drag queen or a fat person. This is the worst thing you could ever do to us. Did you hear about when Trixie had a show and her people were fainting cause it was too hot?

[Monet X Change]

No. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had a solid pink disco in London and they were fainting in the audience.

[Monet X Change]

Well, girl, girl, if London, if you go above 72 degrees, they're like, oh, they're like. They don't have heat strokes over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say one thing about New Yorkers. No heat, no weather is too extreme for a New Yorker. No wind, no rain. No. It's never too cold for a New Yorker.

[Monet X Change]

It's never too hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's never too hot for a New Yorker. It's never too muggy outside for a New Yorker. It's never too dry for a New.

[Monet X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everywhere, like, yeah, New York has. Every season.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have been to New York through hurricanes. I have been in New York through droughts, through snowstorms.

[Monet X Change]

There was a drought in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I probably made that part.

[Monet X Change]

Never, never, never tornadoes, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's true. But I will say, in New York City, it doesn't matter how long ago it rained. There's always puddles.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was always a puddle, I think, because.

[Monet X Change]

Because we have the prosthetics on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are screaming. No, I. Bitch, I can hear you. I can hear you. I just talk loud. I have holes in my ears from where my ears are.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I rip your ears off at the end of the pod?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two at one or one at a time?

[Monet X Change]

Two at a time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna rip it. I'm not gonna be like, ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna grab it and pull a chunk off.

[Monet X Change]

I don't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is your first time wearing prosthetics?

[Monet X Change]

No, I wore prosthetics before. Remember when I was the black unicorn at Bloodbath?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had my little unicorn. To call that prosthetic.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean to call that a prosthetic, bitch, it was a prosthetic. It was a foam prosthetic. I adhered to my fucking face. What do you mean to call it a prosthetic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't act like you ate. I did eat. Let's look at the audience.

[Monet X Change]

Look at the picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's ask the audience. Like, you didn't. I forgot about your pig nose.

[Monet X Change]

That shit was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did yours look so bad? Why did yours look so bad?

[Monet X Change]

I don't do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how to do prosthetics. Well, which is why I said about this horn. This horn.

[Monet X Change]

But the horn ate, though. No, but you just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just covered the base in glitter, so it's not like no shade, but you're acting like you ate down and you did this perfect seal. You just covered the mess in glitter and rhinestone. It was not mess.

[Monet X Change]

You're assuming it was mess based on this pig snout.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the unicorn was what?

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you can hair out your glove, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the unicorn was seven years before that. So you were. What did you devolve as a prosthetics artist?

[Monet X Change]

The difference is, though, the horn prosthetic, it was like a water. I can't explain. It was these, like, prosthetics where the thing dissolved with water. It was easier to do than.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So why did you cover the. Where it makes the skin in glitter?

[Monet X Change]

Because I was doing a black unicorn. I can't. I wouldn't have flesh there anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got to say, honestly, I think about Jinx's ear falling off and going, Jesus Christ. It's good once a month.

[Monet X Change]

See, look at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

8. Zoom in, Jacob.

[Sponsor Voice]

8.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This little. You have a whole piece of Jordan, Girl, if you don't get the fuck out of my face.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean, a whole piece of what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this? What is this drippy?

[Monet X Change]

It was like unicorn blood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I love you, and you are a very talented makeup artist. Don't. Don't put this on the same level as this. Don't.

[Monet X Change]

Don't. I never said what. Don't act with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and Faina are colleagues. I never said. Don't act with. You and Faina and Olga are contemporaries.

[Monet X Change]

I never said we were, but it is a job well done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, I had some.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, what pro things. You did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Look up Bob the Drag Queen, Halloween, get out magazine.

[Sponsor Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I ate.

[Monet X Change]

You did not do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That boy did. No, no, no, no. What? I did the horns.

[Monet X Change]

You did not do the horns.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did the horns. He did the gills.

[Monet X Change]

Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did three looks. I did a mer before you. I did an evil mermaid. I did this devil look.

[Monet X Change]

You did this horn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did that. I did that horn. My. I don't believe that I did that horn myself. In fact, I'll tell you more about this break. You know what time of year it.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not an exaggeration. I use it as a blush, sometimes as a bronzer, even my lips.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I'm wearing cheek prosthetics. Scroll up. I did not do these cheek prosthetics. And I'm also not actually wearing contacts and also, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

This is retouch to high hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

That's retouch to high hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

If I send my little horn pixie to get out, it'll look good too.

[Jacob]

You said you weren't wearing contacts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I.

[Jacob]

So how do they look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like this. That's Photoshopped.

[Monet X Change]

The horn is Photoshopped too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I asked them, please, only Photoshop my eyeball. I said, I'm so proud of this prosthetics work. I said, please, whatever you do, do not. No, I think actually he might have helped me with his horn. I think he might.

[Monet X Change]

I think. Well, first of all, I was there when he did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We put this, like, oily stuff, so, like, it was, like, wet, but I.

[Monet X Change]

Got there late, so I didn't see the horn application.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'll be honest, I ate this makeup up, though.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's beautiful. It's a great picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is such. I. This year I was like. I was like. I was really into Halloween with Bloodbath and, like, these photo shoots. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What happened? Why'd you get over Halloween?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't get over Halloween. I just. I just think that I love dressing up for Halloween. I actually really do. But as I got on Drag Race, it became a little bit harder to get it done in time amongst all the other things that I'm doing. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I think we need to address the elephant in the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So people are probably wondering why aren't Jujubee and Eureka you about to say Eureka is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said elf in the room and you say Eureka.

[Monet X Change]

She literally. She's literally call herself the elephant Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the elephant queen.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't do that. She did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. She is the elephant queen.

[Monet X Change]

This is my brain for Associated. Now people are probably wondering, why aren't Jujube and Alaska here? And the tea is. We asked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Their character's been killed off. They won't make it on season three. They're being replaced with Trixie and Katya. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What kind of character do you think Katsu would be? Like a weird one foot witch with a snaggle tooth and a. She'll be some weird character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think Trixie would probably also be a witch, but like a Happy witch.

[Monet X Change]

You think like a Glinda?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a Glinda type witch, but like funny. I mean, Glinda is actually quite funny, but like. No, actually, maybe just like Glinda. Actually. Trixie. I think Trixie is actually. I think Trixie one of the funniest queens out there.

[Monet X Change]

I love Trixie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's great. She's so talented.

[Monet X Change]

She invited me to a Halloween thing at her house I got invited to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was working.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, so she sent me. She sent me the invite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got invited too. Just so you know.

[Monet X Change]

She sent me the invite. I was like, I did all these Halloween decorations, blah, blah, come over and enjoy. Nowhere on the invitation said it was to dress up. So Ann and I pull up, niggas are dressed in costumes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a Halloween party. I didn't know it was a.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't. It was the fight. Did not say Halloween party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but the text at Halloween I got, it's Halloween stuff. It's a Halloween party. I can put.

[Monet X Change]

The text did not say to me Halloween party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It said Halloween stuff.

[Monet X Change]

I know. It said, I made all these Halloween goodies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Halloween, bitch. It's about Halloween.

[Monet X Change]

But I've been to Halloween parties where when it's a dress up party, people say like, y' all comment below if it's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's a.

[Monet X Change]

If it's a what's not dress up party? Saying dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Costume party.

[Monet X Change]

If it's a costume party, we would say Halloween costume party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's a Halloween party, it is a costume party. Off rip. If it is a Halloween party, it is a costume party by default. No 100% I've been to. We need a tiebreaker.

[Jacob]

Well, here's the question. So if. If there's a party, would you assume it's a surprise party or do you see if it was written as there is surprise party.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it's a Halloween party. Every Halloween party is a costume party.

[Monet X Change]

No, I've been to many Halloween parties that would not dress up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying. You are lying. And you do this all the time. You're lying. Okay, maybe not many, but I have been to. No. You sat here on this podcast and looked at my beautiful brown eyes about to tell me you are constantly.

[Monet X Change]

I've been to Halloween.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on. You've been like. Actually, most of the Halloween parties I go to are costume parties.

[Monet X Change]

No, like, for example, last year, Orville Peck had a Halloween party. It was not a dress up party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he wearing a mask? Bitch, answer the question. Answer the motherfucking question. Well, well, well, it wasn't.

[Monet X Change]

It was a. He had a. It was a. It was like end of October, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was the night of a Thousand Pecs.

[Monet X Change]

Like, oral pecs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And everyone comes in mask.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good one. I always want to go to, like, a. Like a mask party. Like a masquerade party where you, like, come with, like, a mask thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very Phantom of the Opera.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a song called Masquerade from the musical Jeffrey Hyde. Oh, is there a song called Masquerade in Parade?

[Jacob]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a song called Masquerade and Parade.

[Jacob]

I mean, there's Phantom of the Opera, Masquerade. Masquerade. Painted faces on parade.

[Monet X Change]

Masquerade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was thinking about Jekyll and Hyde. No, that's facade. Yeah. What's behind the facade? There's a faith that beware in the cold night of day is society's Mask is society's way. And the truth is that it's all a facade. Now do the one from Parade.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I just lose this. I've never. I've never seen Parade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me either. You know why I don't like the title? I don't like it. I don't like the title Parade, so I don't want to go watch it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So if they. Let's say they were doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's say that's how you be Doki to me. Yeah. If you.

[Monet X Change]

Let's say, well, you got to talk tomorrow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean. Well, a lot of people who do me do like the. When I go when I'm like, well. Or like my inflection. You do.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you also go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

So if they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If they.

[Monet X Change]

If they did another Dungeons and Drag Queens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did.

[Monet X Change]

They did not cast the. The od. The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The OBC version of Roman cast.

[Monet X Change]

Who would you. Who.

[Sponsor Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

Who should they do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say this out loud. Bundy lacrem. I love doing Dungeons and Dragons.

[Monet X Change]

Love it. Love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. Think she get some other queens some chance? No. All right, well, there it is. My name's hoarding the wealth.

[Monet X Change]

I. The wealth. I love the nutshell. When I sit there and see our stories get told like that, my mind is blown every time. And bitch, you see what they leveled up to season two if we did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A season three bitch walls. Like, I want to experience that again.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be greedy now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to do it again, but I would love to see Heidi in closet do it. Cause she plays Dungeons and Dragons.

[Monet X Change]

Does she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's a dungeon master.

[Monet X Change]

Heidi And Clauset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Jacob's played with Heidi before. Godoy has played with Heidi as a dungeon master. Apparently. She's really creative and really good.

[Monet X Change]

I think Bendela Kern would be a great addition to baton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would be really good. I think that it'd be fun to throw in someone kind of nutty like Kim Chi. Oh, people don't know Kimchi's really nutty. People don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

Kim would love it. Kim loves gameplay like that. Kim would love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. People don't know that Kimchi's actually quite nutty.

[Monet X Change]

And then the fourth to round it out. What else has to be queens who will work well together. I think the four of us really work well together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's true. We, we, we do all get along. I mean, I've, I've never done an independent project with Jujubee. I've done, obviously, a lot with you, and I've done stuff with Alaska, but me and Jujubee solo. I've never actually done a project by ourselves. Yeah, but I, I, she's so fun to work with. I feel like me and Jujubee kind of became partners and you and Alas. But it's just kind of how we were sitting. Because we were sitting how we were sitting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I also was, like, holding this bitch's hand through the hole because she.

[Monet X Change]

Does not know what anything. I want to scratch my ear so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I'm doing. That don't help?

[Monet X Change]

No. Because, you know, there's an itch you can't reach. You know what I mean? How come you get air holes? I don't get ear holes because I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I advocated for myself. Gotta ask what you want. You know what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

So that's through your actual ear?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The earring?

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you pierce through the, through the.

[Monet X Change]

Foam and then through my ear. Through your ear, Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was afraid to do that.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I was afraid I wouldn't get it. And then, I don't know, I just didn't want to do it. I feel like I should stream in this look tonight. You know when you're in a look and you're tired, but you're like. But I'm in. But I'm like, I'm not gonna get back in this.

[Monet X Change]

Never. That's not true. I think there's a time if we, if we. Someone wanted me to come to Comic Con in this, I would do it. But they don't have to pay to get it done. Cause this is a lot of work, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We paid today.

[Monet X Change]

We're still paying. Let me tell you something. We finished that last shot. I was about 2 seconds away from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Riffing this fucking well. I walked over to Jake and I was, oh, we'll just do like a short episode. And then he was like, actually, I'm sorry, Jacob. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

We can.

[Jacob]

We can cut it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, not at all.

[Jacob]

If you're getting into. You spent all this time getting into drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you're right.

[Jacob]

And if we're not going out to WeHo, like the original plan.

[Monet X Change]

I know. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're right.

[Monet X Change]

Our plan was. I had this brilliant plan. Like, oh, when we get done. Cause we'll be so excited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I agree. Cause I'll do a lot for you. I was like, yeah, girl, let's go to WeHo and ask people about Halloween.

[Monet X Change]

And then, girl, at the time, I just didn't realize it would take this long to get ready. I thought I was expecting three hours max.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is how long it took Naomi to put me in drag. And I'm not even joking. Plus one hour of skin prep the night before. So six hours altogether. It did not take out looking like a human being.

[Monet X Change]

It did not take every five hours to put you in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I lying?

[Jacob]

It took four hours? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, a little over four. It's like four and a half.

[Sponsor Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Madness. This is a madness.

[Monet X Change]

And they. That's what. That's what. But not anymore. Plastique paints fast now. But when I first met Plastique, when we started. When we did work the world together after her season, it would take plastique, she. We would get into the venue at 11. She would start painting by latest. 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't. She painted me in like three hours. But I do not understand.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

I don't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These girls who are like. Like, no, I love it. No shade. If you're on a tour doing four shows a week, four times four is 60. Just 16 hours a week is just getting your makeup on.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's just getting here. And these take 45 minutes. Get out of drag too. You've seen them. Yo, I sneeze. And I'm. I'm telling you right now, even when I'm painting like this, I promise you, 30 minutes max.

[Monet X Change]

Must be fucking nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will be pristine. You know what it is? Because I have very. I have really nice skin, but it's very durable. I do not have to be delicate.

[Monet X Change]

Who's that guy for X Men first class. The 1. The X Men Easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one who adapts everything. What's his name? Jacob. The one that got killed by Keanu Reeves. Not Keanu Reeves. He played Darwin. I'm Darwin. What do you think of Darwin? I am Darwin. I have. I don't have to do, like, all this. Like, I, I, I don't really break out a lot, and I don't really get a lot of pimples or anything. And I have a pretty smooth complexion, but I'm not doing anything crazy. I do basic skincare. Pretty run of the mill skincare. So I can just scrub my skin to shit and it doesn't get irritated. I still feel fine. I just, just.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you got to come over and scrub me down tonight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've already done that. I've already done my, my, my duty.

[Monet X Change]

When.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you blew my bathroom.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. You told me to go to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't choose. You told me. No, I offered. I didn't tell you. I didn't say, hey, go blue. My bathroom.

[Monet X Change]

You told me you like Monet. Let's use this bathroom. Okay. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, yeah, I said a bathroom. Contacts.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could never be me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we know, Miss. Get out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they're faking the phone. Exactly. On the COVID Cover girl, put the bass in your walk.

[Monet X Change]

Did you see the video of RuPaul DJing? I think it's so camp. I think it's fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's wild as what it is.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's camp as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if she didn't know it was back there? What if someone snuck it in?

[Monet X Change]

She knew she didn't make the video. She knew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think RuPaul's in final cut?

[Monet X Change]

No, she do. I think that's her being, like, taking the fist at us. She's like, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's like when Valadevis said, I know what y' all were saying about me snotting and breathing when I be crying in scenes. You mean this? Yes. Where she goes, I know what y' all be saying about how we walking.

[Monet X Change]

Do you see that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you?

[Monet X Change]

When she portrayed Michelle Obama, why does she talk like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Michelle does kind of have a little mouth like this a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

She does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you think, I want to cook and I want to do. Well, she, she was od. She was definitely oda.

[Monet X Change]

When that clip goes across my Twitter, I love it. I watch it every time. You think, you think, I want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to Kukui and I want to go to the Real Show. I love listening to her scene from Fences.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen Fences. Oh, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me And Nick went to go see it in theaters together.

[Monet X Change]

Nick Smith went to go see Fences. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was my idea, obviously.

[Monet X Change]

Of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, we should go see Fences. I was so excited to see it. I'm not August Wilson. Like, I know. I've seen, like, there are, like, two August Wilson plays that I really like.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen Maurice Black Bottom, and I've seen. He's not Raising the Sun. Death of a Salesman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not August Wilson. I don't think it's August Wilson.

[Monet X Change]

It's not?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. That's Tennessee Williams.

[Monet X Change]

Tennessee Williams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that Tennessee.

[Monet X Change]

Same time, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

August. August Wilson did the Piano Lesson.

[Monet X Change]

The Piano Lesson.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry. It's Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman.

[Monet X Change]

Arthur Miller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was really into what's his name, who did the Zoo Zoo Story. What's his name? Edward Alby.

[Jacob]

Zoo Story. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zoo Story. Oh, it is Edward Albie. Edward Albie. I was. Girl. I was in my. Oh, my God. When I was in. In school for theater, I was, like, obsessed with Edward Albany. But I think he's kind of messy and his plays are kind of weird. Yeah.

[Jacob]

The goat is wild.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know the goat. We need to bring back. Of Mice and Men.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a beautiful story.

[Monet X Change]

It's a great story. I tell Andy. He's Lenny. He's just so rough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a compliment.

[Monet X Change]

I know when he does things, it's rough. Sometimes he'll try to be like this. I'm like, andy, you're so rough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I just want to be clear. There's a lot baked into calling someone Lenny.

[Monet X Change]

Not the hor. Literally, just about him being honest is horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one said that. Lenny is horrible because of his. What he's got going on, but we don't know. Lenny is. Has some mental. He's. He's kept back. Yeah, he's on. He's on the spectrum.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pretty. Pretty far on the spectrum.

[Jacob]

Can you maybe cheat your. Your hair. I realize your hair isn't blocking a little bit of your face when you look at Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Too much Monique.

[Jacob]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You heard what he said.

[Jacob]

I feel like I said Monet, but Jake can rewind to rewind it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what are you gonna say when you're wrong? Are you gonna apologize if I'm wrong?

[Monet X Change]

I will apologize to Jacob. Yeah. I will apologize to everyone except you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get your.

[Monet X Change]

And I will touch it to say something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will bitch when I tell you. I will push you out of that chair onto the ground. The whole ground will Be blue. Not just me, that whole wall as you fall back a big blue streak.

[Monet X Change]

Great movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't that the one with Martin Lawrence? Yes, Blue Streak and Chris Owens. No, Chris Wilson. No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

The Dave Chappelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's his name?

[Monet X Change]

Dave Chappelle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dave Chappelle was in Blue Street.

[Monet X Change]

We'll take a break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's take a break. We'll talk about this. Break.

[Monet X Change]

Listen, y' all ever had one of.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Those nights where you out catching up with some friends?

[Monet X Change]

You got just a couple drinks, the.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Vibes are going, everything is busting, but.

[Monet X Change]

The next day, baby, a girl is off kilter. Your girl is feeling it. Yeah, I got tired of all that planning around that stuff.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

So that's why I started using Zbiotics Pre Alcohol. It's the tiny game changing bottle. I drink before my first drink of the night. And it's made a big difference in.

[Monet X Change]

How I feel the next day.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Like I've had late dinners with friends and still crushing early morning workout.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you know your girl will be.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Doing 7am workouts, period. It just lets me enjoy the night and stay on top of my game tomorrow, you know? And this isn't just some gimmick, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dave Chappelle was in Blue Streak.

[Monet X Change]

He was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are some people who I will see in a movie, then they won't be famous at the time or I didn't know they were famous at the time. And then you go back and watch like, oh my God. For example, Carrie. John Travolta's in Carrie.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen Carrie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

John Travolta's the bad guy in Carrie.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. I don't see the Shining either. Another horror movie isn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Morgan Freeman's.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nicholas Cage, Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. I wanted to get there before you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. So, yeah, I've never. So, yeah, those are. They're iconic Halloween movies I've ever seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not showing this, Jake.

[Monet X Change]

Iconic Holly. Movies I haven't seen. I never seen Shining. I've never seen. What? The one you just said before Shining.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Jacob]

Oh, what was it?

[Monet X Change]

Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It's so late.

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, you know my favorite Stephen King.

[Monet X Change]

Film, Don't tell me. Pet Sematary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shawshank's Redemption.

[Monet X Change]

That's a. Steve. Oh, we talked about this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so good. I was obsessed with that movie as a child.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, there's a. There's some, like, vintage ones that. I don't understand why? It's scary. Like, I've seen the Exorcist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see weapons? No.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a horror movie, though? Is this a thriller?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's like a. It's a scary movie. There's a witch in it.

[Jacob]

Also.

[Monet X Change]

You love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do like witches. I mean, not as much as I like clowns, but I also don't. I don't. I don't. I don't have an issue with creepy clowns, but I don't like clowns with. I don't. I'm not. Like. I don't love the creepy clowns.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you're scared of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. My love for clowns isn't really the creepy ones.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. You like the what ones?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the cute ones, the sad. I love most of all sad clowns.

[Monet X Change]

That's why you have puddles. Pity party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I really like sad clowns. A lot. Like, a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Well, do you think, like. But back to witches. So do you think. Do you fancy yourself, like, a Jinx Monsoon kind of witch? Like, I have a coven. I cast spells, I do hexes, I eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That kind of thing. Does witch have a coven?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she has a covenant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. She had a coven.

[Monet X Change]

Jinx has a coven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she was like Gertrude, like a lone witch on Broadway casting her little spells over the audience. Oh, my God. Is that how she got on Broadway?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, you know who it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did Hecate. Hecate did her on Broadway.

[Monet X Change]

Hecate. Hecate. Hecate.

[Sponsor Voice]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, this makes a lot of sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If Jinx sold his hold to the devil to get all the success she's been getting three Broadway shows in less than two years.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

Have you seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, we need to. We need to unpack this.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she probably did. Girl, she's a fucking witch. Have you. Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not touch me. Are you crazy?

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't transfer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not gonna find out.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see if it. Okay. If I touch you and it transfers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I touch this one spot, then what? I can push you off the chair with all of my might.

[Monet X Change]

If you do, I get to have one of your sugar free red bulls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If. If you cover me in blue, you get to have my snack.

[Monet X Change]

I'm taking it off your hands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'll give you a sugar rifle regardless, just to be clear. But I don't see where the benefit is.

[Monet X Change]

You don't ever do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, now you. Your big greedy ass come and eat my snacks all the time.

[Monet X Change]

What do you do when you come over my side?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mind my business.

[Monet X Change]

Immediately mind my business. Y' all ate me out of house at home today, yo. Ate me out of bitch. I went over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have. That was. That was Ty and rice, brisket, Angelo.

[Monet X Change]

Basset and wakanda forever. My entire pantry is gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ate one pack of right? One little bite sized. I have full size snacks like it was Halloween over there. You always coming in here, stomping through, eating all. Every time I come home, you home in the fridge eating all the pigs.

[Monet X Change]

All the hog balls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That movie girl.

[Monet X Change]

Not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will ask him.

[Monet X Change]

I will bet a million. I will bet a million dollar. Jacob has no idea what that's wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm grabbing a spot.

[Jacob]

No, I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The movie is. I will give you a clue. The movie is titled after a day of the week. Okay.

[Jacob]

Tuesday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tuesday, Tuesday. This is Friday.

[Monet X Change]

Friday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We should watch Friday sometime. There. There should be some. That should be some of our required. Do it.

[Monet X Change]

But rose verse has to be there too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm wondering if I go back and watch Friday, will it. Will it hold up?

[Monet X Change]

It did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Friday does.

[Monet X Change]

I saw it recently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are some. I go back and watch. I'm like, this is boring.

[Monet X Change]

Friday holds up like what I'm trying to think Strangers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one with the scary movie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the strangers. It does. Like I back. It was one of. Used to be one of like like my favorite movies. And then I saw it, I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you know what?

[Monet X Change]

It's not that great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I tell you what holds up every time? It's not scary movie or TV show, but this TV show like never doesn't hold up. What? Breaking Bad. Every time. Every view. Every single time. It's. It's a. It's one of the most brilliant TV shows. It's. It's my. It's my Game of thrones.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Breaking Bad is my Game of Thrones.

[Monet X Change]

That's my. To me, that's Schitt's Creek.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Schitt's Creek is pretty good. I didn't finish it though.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't finish it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Why? Yeah, here's the thing. I If a show's over and I can watch them all together, but sometimes, sometimes a break between seasons will get me out of it. Honestly, the break between seasons on severance. And when I tell you I was all in on severance, baby. I was recruiting. I was. I was doing the work. I was handing out paperwork and pamphlets.

[Monet X Change]

So you didn't watch season two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I started to, but I was kind of like, eh, I'm off it now, Ozarks. The break was too long. I might not watch the next season of the Boys.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. Gen V, season two just came out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's too long.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, I'm in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not even interested in. Okay. The Boys. Yes. Genvit. I'm not gonna be like, I don't know. The break is too long for me. You have what?

[Monet X Change]

I liked it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wonder if we covered you in oil. Oh, it starts to fall off. Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oil will make it come off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you could be like a shiny mermaid.

[Monet X Change]

But they did already. She had a lot of iridescence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, but through grease and slickness.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, like baby oil. Like someone polluted the sea. The seat. Like, a lot of my friends and family are fucked up now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You already covered a net.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say peeluted.

[Monet X Change]

I say polluted. This is. As you clocked earlier. This is a political statement I'm making.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fashion can be a political statement, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I will say, though, like, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is on me. Let's predict the costume of the year.

[Monet X Change]

I'm the Elphaba of Dru.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's gotta be a green queen somewhere out there. Let's predict the Halloween costume of the year.

[Monet X Change]

Definitely K Pop Demon Hunters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're gonna see more Aunt Gladys.

[Monet X Change]

This is from that movie Weapons.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Weapons.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you put a picture of Aunt Gladys? This look is so iconic. Honestly, one of my favorite villain looks of all time.

[Monet X Change]

Last year I was shocked. We didn't see a lot of substance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me her look is not great.

[Monet X Change]

Last year I thought we would see more substance. We didn't see a lot of substance looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you gonna do for the substance?

[Monet X Change]

The monster?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Monet. That's Monet. Everyone doesn't have prosthetics artists to like. How are people of the Fifi o' Hara used to.

[Monet X Change]

Phoebe o' Hara used to create things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well, she's a prosthetics artist. No everyday people can do on Gladys. Anyone can do on Gladys. How are you gonna do the monster? It's like got extra arms and heads. What the fuck are you talking. What are you on?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you just walk around with the thing with a trench coat on and have. It's a green Vial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to go back and see that one guy. I want to see his story. The nurse who told her about it, and then she ran it to him at the diner and he was the old version. You don't remember this?

[Monet X Change]

I remember vaguely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like a greasy looking young man in the room. When she heard about it or got administered the thing, and then she saw him in a diner and he was like an old man.

[Monet X Change]

I vaguely remember this part of the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At what age would you do the substance?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No Ben. Sorry, go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

This is you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

You about to talk. I can't even answer. Asking me a question. Proceed to talk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear, this is why I do that. When I ask a question, people are thinking about it. To kill the dead space. I will answer while you think. Sometimes when I go, what's your favorite movie? They go. I'm like, I'll go. So mine is the wizard of Oz. And this is why. And then once I'm done, they can say their thing. So it's because you went, ooh. If you went and went, ooh, I only do it so there's no dead air.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

That's not bad.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Bob, as a career professional who've been doing a podcast with my best friend for going on nine years, I know how to think out loud and ah. And make it interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did the professional part kick in?

[Monet X Change]

When I'm not doing it with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

So what I would say is I don't know. You know, that's how I definitely do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

Ask the question again. You don't remember it? Ask the question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't remember the question. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I have been driving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fact that you don't remember the question, you're like, no, ask it again. I'm gonna ask you. Okay. I'm gonna ask some rapid fire questions and you're gonna ask them and we're gonna see how well you can fix them in the Ooh and on. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your favorite part of the Matrix?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I love when Neo gets this slow motion with the bullets.

[Guest or Additional Speaker]

That's iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's your favorite author from the Broker?

[Monet X Change]

My favorite author of the vocal era is Hildegard Von Bingham. She was great, great, great composer and a literatureist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And can you name three of the people you went to middle school with?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I went with Kamika Lashley, Ricardo Salavaria and Reiko.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the 34th president?

[Monet X Change]

The 34th president was Woodrow Wilson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The 34th president was actually, and everyone knows without a shadow of a doubt that it was Dwight D. Eisenhower.

[Monet X Change]

You just reading it off the tv, bitch. People on the. We started episodes together. Someone was like, like, why? Like, how do they have it set up? Why is Jacob all the way up there, y'?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

We're not looking at Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Jacob. Jacob was right there.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is over there. The TV is there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The TV is there.

[Monet X Change]

Like, why they keep on looking up at Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob being upstairs is hilarious. Jacob being upstairs looking down at us is hilarious. But also, how many. How long you been in la? Four years.

[Monet X Change]

Four years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I cannot believe that this October will be five years in Los Angeles for me.

[Monet X Change]

I. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I feel like I still. I just moved here.

[Monet X Change]

Are you happy that you moved to la?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I am, too. Like, okay, here's what I feel about la. I feel like, again, love New York. I do. I do personally think it's the greatest city in the world.

[Sponsor Voice]

Agreed.

[Monet X Change]

I love New York, but I do feel like my quality of life has improved in Los Angeles. How do you feel about that? And I think for me, it's directly because of the weather and having a car again. Cause I loved having a car in New York, but it was a money pit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I give a hot take?

[Monet X Change]

Tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think your quality of life has improved because you make more money now.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. Because my quality of life was not shit when I made less money. I think being with the good weather and being able to get in my car and drive and not worry about coming back to fucking $108 in parking tickets has improved my quality of life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but. But I think. You know what?

[Sponsor Voice]

Sure.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What's your take about la? How do you feel about la?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think LA is a beautiful town. I like it here. People are more social here. People actually hang out at each other's homes here. I've said, you will know someone in New York City for 10 years and never see their apartment once, ever. And you won't even question it. You will walk them home and stay downstairs. They'll never say, come up, ever. You'll be like, yeah, bye. See you later. People hang out at each other's homes, and I like to hang out at homes more than I like hanging out in public. I don't love socializing in public, to be honest. I really like private socialization settings.

[Monet X Change]

You really model Gertrude after yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not a recluse. I like being around people. Gertrude is a recluse But I will say that I don't like people coming to my home. I used to love having people over. I do not like it anymore. Oh, girl.

[Monet X Change]

But that's because you transition. You switch to having people in your office, in your studio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But even when I didn't have the studio, I just didn't have people over. Like, I was just like, I do not love having people over.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I've tried having people over a few times in. In la, and I have way more space. No, I think my apartment here is about the same size as my place in. In New York City, except the place.

[Monet X Change]

Because you had the downstairs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was upstairs and downstairs, so they're similar sizes. But I think what it is, is I don't know the people in LA as well as I knew the people back home. Like, back home, it was like, it was only my clothes. Like, my. Like, like, literally like you. Peppermint, Mateo, Nick, Alfredo, Joel. Joel came over every once in a while, but not very often.

[Sponsor Voice]

Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patty. But no one else. Like, who else came over? I wasn't. Like, I didn't invite. Like, even Francois was considered good friends. They didn't come up very often. And you know what I mean? So. And I just. These people in la, I just met them like five years ago, some of them.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I feel differently. I love. I do love entertaining. And it's something I do do more. I do that way more in LA than I did in New York because, like you said, like, apartments are too small. It's just like, how could. In my old apartment on 44, on 144, how many people could I have actually fit in there and had a good time? Like five. Snap, crackle, pop and pop.

[Jacob]

Sorry. Do you want to tell our audio listeners what just happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was trying to scoot myself up on my chair, and then I put my hand on my dress and set up and I think I ripped something.

[Monet X Change]

I don't see anything ripped, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was in the back. Oh, but it is what it is. What it is, my boy.

[Monet X Change]

But, yeah, you know, yeah. But I'm happy with my choice. I will say I just had two friends move back to New York, and I was like, should I move back to New York? You have a feeling that when you see people move back to New York, you're like, hell, no, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same with Atlanta. Let's move back to Atlanta. We, Atlanta be like, okay, what that got to do with me?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I catch you will never. Not never. I mean, no, I'm not gonna say never, but it's a very slim chance you'll ever catch me moving back to Atlanta, Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

You might.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I didn't say I would never. If I got cast in something. If I got cast in something, maybe, but like, just to go be. Just to go be. No.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you gay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you gay? You are gay. So I think that in terms of Halloween, I've only done one LA Halloween. Do you remember this one, Jacob? No, you weren't here for that, actually, because you moved right after Halloween. Yeah, yeah. Me and Zach and a friend of his went out for Halloween. I didn't even dress up, though. And there was like a thing in WeHo. Like, I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Like a Halloween parade. Like New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I can't remember.

[Jacob]

There's like. No, there's like a big thing in WeHo and everyone just goes out and it's really crowded and they close down the streets and we all walk around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Were you there for that?

[Jacob]

No, but I know September.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't you.

[Jacob]

Yeah, no, I moved in October.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I moved in October.

[Jacob]

I didn't know. Yeah, you were filming in September.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I moved in October. And you moved in October. Yeah, about a month later. Yeah. So Jacob was here for that?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What were you again? He felt the thought bubble.

[Jacob]

I. I wasn't there, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I.

[Monet X Change]

Then I've been in LA for four years, but I've only participated. I was in town for two. For only two of them because I was working the other ones. And one I went to the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you was. You was the fairly odd parents.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was the. That was in. That was in la. That was in Portland. I just brought Andy with me. Oh, yeah. And then one sort of the two. One I was. I went to the Brothers show at the Globe, the big holiday show they do every year. And the second one I went. I did Karamo's. Karamo had a house party. I went to his house party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I realized too, I don't like going to people's houses unless I know them pretty well.

[Monet X Change]

What the f. So you don't want to bring one to your house? You don't go to nobody house. You don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to go to like a few people's houses.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Or maybe just sometimes you have the experience of going to somebody's house and then realize you don't really vibe with them and then not having a fun time because, like, you went over to Chris. Chris's House without really knowing him. And we're like, this is a good time. And now you go, Chris, pull. Dance with Chris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love hanging out with Chris and Lindsay.

[Jacob]

And that was like, again. Well, you just showed up to these strangers houses at the time, and you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Had a good time.

[Monet X Change]

I love him so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really. Yeah, you know what it is? I really like hanging out with Chris and Lindsay. Their house. I like going a lot.

[Monet X Change]

It's also literally right by your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some people be like, why am I in your house? You don't feel like, why am I. What am I? You'll be like, what is. What am I doing here? No. Sometimes you're like, ugh.

[Jacob]

Can you. Can you say somebody's house? Make them bleep it.

[Monet X Change]

What? Oh, yeah. Say it and bleep it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't know his name, but we went to go play Blowing the Clock Tower one time. You weren't there for this, But I didn't really know him, though. And I was like, I'm just up in this man's house. I don't even know. I don't even know his name. I was like, he was nice, too. He was a nice guy. I was just like, ugh. I'm just sitting up in the man's house. I look Chris looking all up in his face.

[Monet X Change]

Chris and Lindsay, they're platonic life partners like us. Almost got you, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna host the Blood on Clock Tower live here.

[Monet X Change]

Here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to come do it?

[Monet X Change]

I'll come do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna win?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, she's subtle. I love doing that. I don't know. I probably. I should probably stop. Does any Nigerians want me to stop? And I probably.

[Monet X Change]

Are you just watching videos or just watching videos of people playing League of Legends?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so I can get better at it.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I do for Smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to go pro, but Jacob says it's gonna take a really long time.

[Monet X Change]

They sell them at Best Buy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It took me a second. I was like, what the is he laughing at? I feel like I have purchased in.

[Monet X Change]

My life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

7 gopros. Ask me how many I have.

[Monet X Change]

They always disappear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ask me how many I have. Zero I own. Like, you remember when we used to have them on our heads for the painting thing? Where are those GoPros? What's like Jerry Seinfeld? Where are those GoPros?

[Monet X Change]

I have four of them. I don't know. I only know where one is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag race lost the Emmy to my show Tomatoes. That's what happens when you cast me, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta get it in, boy. Please. Can I just say, shows I've been on there before. Emmys. I'm just stating facts here. RuPaul's Drag Race. Emmys. I'm just saying. Traitors. Emmys. Black Lady Sketch show Emmys. We're here. Emmys.

[Monet X Change]

How many shows you been on to haven't won on Emmys?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably less.

[Monet X Change]

Tales of the City, the movie. Rough Night. It went an Oscar and an Emmy. It didn't even get a fucking. It didn't get a fucking Kid Choice Award.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did what. What show did she do Survive?

[Monet X Change]

The thickest Emmy nominated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the show where she was. Where she had. Where she thought. Where she forgot she's on the show?

[Jacob]

Oh, love. Lovecraft country has won Emmy award win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The show where she forgot she was on the show.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

And thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You still don't remember the name of the show? You still don't remember the name of the show? No, you don't.

[Monet X Change]

I do. I do. Say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And three. Glamorous Jacob Titan.

[Monet X Change]

No, I knew that before they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're looking up at Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't look at the screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look up at Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Rewinding, slow motion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was on Hype, man. Does that win an Emmy? God damn. What shows have I been on? Jesus. Okay, let's see. They gotta be way at the top, because otherwise I can't. Oh, Jesus Christ. I even don't know many TV shows I have not been on. The Spin TV show. This is a lot. What? Here.

[Jacob]

Here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. RuPaul's Drag Race playing House. Then I wouldn't. Okay, he keeps growing. How many is. Then I win Emmy. Playinghouse did not win an Emmy. Trixie Cockatoo did not win an Emmy. Blackness Guy show did win some Emmys. Tesla City. I don't think it did. I don't know. We're here. Yes. Lily Singh. I don't think so. CBS this Morning. Probably not.

[Jacob]

CBS has definitely this Morning. He's probably won some kind of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because of me. Lucifer has to have an Emmy. Lucifer must.

[Monet X Change]

Hell, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucifer's very popular show.

[Monet X Change]

Lucifer did not have to win any Emmys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I was never even. Never even nominated one nomination. How dare you? For what? Outstanding programming. Outstanding choreography for scripted programming. Wait, in this episode I was on. Oh, no. Let it be. The. Let it Be. Let it be. Is it the one I was on?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the name of the episode, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Let's find out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I think I was on season four, episode six, Bitch Don't Let it Be.

[Jacob]

It doesn't say I can look into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was bitch. Are you telling me that one nomination is actually for the episode I was on?

[Monet X Change]

No, it was not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's another bites to death. Wait, Broke Lipton for her routines Here.

[Jacob]

Keep on talking. I'm going to look into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, now you're gagging.

[Monet X Change]

What time is it?

[Jacob]

We still have time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You guys want to be.

[Monet X Change]

I do, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a flight at 4:30am I don't like weird podcasts. And you're like, can I get out of here?

[Monet X Change]

I think I got. I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, you're like, what time? Like, it doesn't feel good. Oh, my God. We were, like, doing our jobs. You're like, can I leave now?

[Monet X Change]

Feel my mouth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nuts. But, like, it feels. It doesn't feel good. Can you. Can you acknowledge that? Can you hear that?

[Monet X Change]

I think I've heard you say the words to people all the time. Can you acknowledge that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hear you say that.

[Sponsor Voice]

Can you.

[Monet X Change]

Many times a day, when you ask.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me to acknowledge something, I can acknowledge it. I say I can acknowledge that. Thank you for sharing that with me. Ask me to acknowledge something right now. I would love to acknowledge something for you. We want me to acknowledge.

[Monet X Change]

Stop with the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's funny to me. All right, well, we'll do it. We'll do a short one for Monet.

[Jacob]

Sorry, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at the times now. It's because of Mo. I cannot believe Mo got somewhere to be. I do. I don't want to keep her here against her will. So you. You got any last words you want to say?

[Monet X Change]

We need to. Now that we're back in your space, we need to watch the RuPaul Architect of the Darkness episode and react to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna do it myself, honestly, Because I was like, this is too long. It was so long ago. It was my idea in the first place.

[Monet X Change]

So what? But we did it together as a team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay?

[Monet X Change]

If you wanna fucking do by yourself, then fucking do it by yourself then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care. You know where you guys wanna be. Get your ass to the airport. Get deep to the airport or.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. Do you want to drive me to the airport?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I'll drink you up from the airport. Okay, like, let's. Let's wake this up. I picked you up from the airport twice. How many times have you picked me up from the airport?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've offered several times. When I've offered I told you I love.

[Monet X Change]

Tell us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've told you I love picking people. The airport. There's an open invitation.

[Monet X Change]

I'll give you to the end of the year to tell me the time. You offer. Take me to the airport.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've open ended offer. I said I would love to Open ended offer. I told you I like to pick people. Airport.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like, I'll get a car. I'll call a car.

[Monet X Change]

Are these your chairs?

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I'm going to have blue on them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the, it's the, the price I'm willing to pay. How does that sound to you?

[Monet X Change]

How I'm going to get in my car and get blue all over my car?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You pick me from the airport.

[Monet X Change]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where?

[Monet X Change]

You pick me from the airport twice.

[Sponsor Voice]

When?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember the time, but I picked you up from the airport twice. Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. You don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't have to. I'm not gonna. Why would I lie about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said you lied. Didn't even say.

[Monet X Change]

You literally looked at me, put your little long weird middle finger to your nose and said interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tapped my lip. It wasn't my nose and it is interesting. I never said you lied. I would never call you a liar. You lit except when you lie.

[Monet X Change]

Can we get you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you do lie. You are a liar. We have a go. Bye.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye. Bitch.

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