The One About High School

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About High School"

Date: October 30, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry blends hilarious personal stories, sharp cultural commentary, and candid reflections as Bob and Monét reminisce about high school experiences, internet oddities, and the chaos of reality TV. They also dissect recent viral controversies and trade playful jabs about their alma maters, all wrapped in their signature banter.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Nikocado Avocado & Social Experiments (02:13–05:57)

• Background: Bob explains the online journey of Nikocado Avocado, a YouTuber known for mukbangs who underwent significant weight gain and loss, later claiming it was a "social experiment."
  • Bob: "He was claiming that it was all part of some experiment...To find out, do people treat fat people meanly?...you did not have to put yourself through eight years of weight gain to find out that people are mean to fat people." (04:25)
• Insight: The hosts critique the idea of extreme social experiments for basic truths and how internet fame inflates bizarre behaviors.
• Monét: "We have documented proof over the years, centuries, that people are just meaner to fat people." (04:56)

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2. Viral Stunts & Transphobia in Reality TV (06:02–10:31)

• Bachelor Nation: Conversation pivots to reality TV; Monet shares wild anecdotes from quarantining for a cameo on "The Bachelor" during COVID.
  • Monét: "The filming Bachelor for us was one day. We quarantined for nine days...I was going crazy." (06:29)
• Controversy: They discuss Josh Seder, a reality TV figure, claiming he posed as a transgender woman as a social experiment to "expose gullibility."
  • Bob: "What does he...think was...his findings?" (09:10)
  • Monét: "These are the creeps...you have to worry about going to the bathroom with your children." (09:11)
• Political Critique: They blast this harmful rhetoric and conservative attacks on trans people, calling out hypocrisy.

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3. U.S. Education: Private, Charter, and Public Schools (11:18–14:41)

• Private vs Public: Bob and Monét debate the distinctions, funding, and inconsistencies across school systems—highlighting how private institutions can operate with less oversight.
  • Bob: "You don't even have to have the same standards...you don't even have to have an education certification to teach at a private school." (11:50)
• Standardization: They muse about the pros and cons of national standards versus state-by-state regulation, with Monét paralleling the issue to weed legalization.

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4. Personal High School Experiences & Google Reviews (15:10–18:29, 44:26–50:11)

• Live Review Reading: Each host reads and reacts to real Google reviews from their high schools and colleges.
  • Bob (on Morrow High): Reads several brutally honest, often hilarious, one-star reviews.
    • "If you mix together backwards and borderline hypocrite policies and a lack of staff that truly cares about students, education and cockroaches, then you get Morrow High School." (16:02)
  • Monét (on Professional Perform Arts School): Finds exactly one review—"closed during pandemic." (15:42)
• Playful Rivalry: The two then roast each other's colleges, trading barbs about ratings, negative feedback, and accusations of schools being closed or “musty, dusty, and...crusty.”
  • Bob: "It smelled like Frito chips and corn chips up in there. It was musty, dusty, and also, dare I say, a little crusty." (50:03)

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5. Growing Up "Normal" vs. Chaotic (20:04–24:28)

• They contrast childhood upbringings, referencing TikTok personalities like "Grip Baby" and reflecting on exposure (or lack thereof) to addiction and poverty.
  • Bob: "I really forget that everyone did not grow up like me. It really befuddles me." (20:38)
  • Monét: "Growing up, I didn't know people who were addicted to any substances." (22:23)

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6. Regrets, HBCUs, and Adult Education (24:28–25:51)

• Monét’s Regret: Shares longing for an HBCU college experience, but isn't keen to return to school soon.
  • Bob: "You can still go."
  • Monét: "I'm not going back to school...I'm too busy." (25:15)
  • They joke about motivations for further education: "music is ass." (25:29)

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7. Drag Life, Long Hair, & Drag Memories (26:13–28:58)

• The duo riff on the logistical challenges of sucking dick in drag, long vs. short hair, and reminisce about awkward moments on set.
  • Bob: "I've sucked dick one time in drag, and I was almost certainly wearing a kitty cat wig." (26:33)

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8. The Whoopi Goldberg Podcast That (Almost) Was (27:44–30:39)

• Bob’s Brainchild: Bob shares his abandoned idea for a podcast covering all Whoopi Goldberg’s films, including costume making and guest interviews.
  • Bob: "I made Whoopi Goldberg costumes for every single episode." (30:09)
• Obstacles: Many potential guests from older films couldn't operate Zoom, making production tough.

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9. The Art of the Roast & Classic Drag Banter (31:30–34:13)

• They double-down on teasing over Instagram looks, mutual friends like Sherry Vine and Jackie Beat, and reliving drama from past video collaborations.

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10. Gym Routines, Toronto Nights, & Team Boasts (34:13–39:13)

• Gym Debates: Bob admits he prefers going to the gym later in the day.
• Tour Life: Bob and Monét update each other on recent nights out and their (growing) teams, with Bob playfully refusing to believe Monét has an entire "team" now.

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11. Soda Preferences & Regional Delicacies (39:04–40:43)

• A round of quirky soda chat ensues. Bob touts "Knee High Peach Soda" as a Black Southern classic, while Monét reminisces about Caribbean Champagne Cola.

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12. Callbacks & Ongoing Rivalry (40:43–50:54)

• The show culminates with each host trying to one-up the other’s alma mater using scathing and positive Google reviews, both claiming victory.

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NOTABLE QUOTES

• Bob: "I'm chronically online." (05:38)
• Monét: "What did you gain from any of this?" (02:02, 10:01)
• Bob: "At what point does it become weird?" (25:53)
• Monét: "To be a crackhead as a teacher, bitch, you gotta be there at five o'clock in the morning..." (24:09)
• Bob (on reviews): "My school does not have even that...Welcome to Morrow High School, honey." (17:07)
• Monét: "Growing up, I didn't know people who were addicted to any substances. Not that I." (22:23)
• Bob: "It smelled like Frito chips and corn chips up in there." (50:03)

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Memorable Moments & Timestamps

• Nikocado Avocado’s “experiment” explained: (02:23–05:57)
• Quarantining for The Bachelor: (06:29)
• Blunt reality of school Google reviews: (16:02–17:28, 44:26–50:11)
• Describing growing up with/without family addiction: (20:38–24:09)
• Long hair & drag sexcapades: (26:13–27:37)
• Bob’s Whoopi Goldberg ‘trauma porn’ take: (27:44–29:05)
• Caribbean/Peach soda deep-dive: (39:04–40:43)
• Final roast of colleges: (46:42–50:11)

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Overall Tone

The episode is high-energy, brimming with comedic jabs, cultural takes, and personal vulnerability. Bob and Monét expertly riff off each other, blending chaotic storytelling with incisive commentary on societal issues—always keeping the audience engaged and laughing.

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For New Listeners

If you’re curious about the messiness (and magic) of American high school, the strangeness of internet fame, or just want to hear two of drag’s sharpest minds go toe-to-toe, this is essential listening. The episode flows organically through topics, but always returns to the warmth and wit that define Sibling Rivalry.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Mona Xchange]

And I'm Mona Xchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling rivalry.

[Mona Xchange]

On this week's episode, we talk about Nikocado. Avocado.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We read reviews from our high schools

[Mona Xchange]

and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At what point does it become weird? And we find out what made moi noir. Soi doi.

[Mona Xchange]

What did you gain from any of this? So we are not recording episodes back to back. We just put on the same. What happens to be in the same place wearing the same outfits from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, those. The last week's episode was actually recorded four years ago. Always two steps ahead. Yeah, always. Do you know that? Do you know about this?

[Mona Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nikocado. Avocado. So Nick Kakado, you never heard this name at ever?

[Mona Xchange]

No. Oh, when I hear Avocado, think about that meme of the little kid going, avocado. Like he gets the avocado for Christmas. And the kid goes, he unwraps it. Avocado.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think about the one where back on vine where the girl goes, the signpost say fresh avocado, but some letters have fallen off and it goes free Shavakadu. She goes, come on down to Del Taco for some free shavakadu. Nicot Avocado. But Nikocado. Avocado is this YouTuber who does mukbangs. So he became really really famous on YouTube for doing these mukbangs. But before, he was kind of like a low key, like a vegan influencer. He was like, really skinny or relatively slim. He was like, really. He was, like, pretty slim. And he was holding health conscious stuff and he was doing these vegan mukbangs. And then he started dating this guy. And then somewhere after this whole. After a couple years, he starts doing mukbangs that include cheese and meat and stuff and seafood. And then he ends up gaining a lot of weight. Like a ton of. You should look him up. Nikocado, avocado. He ends up gaining a lot of weight. And then what he apparently did was he backlogged his content, like two years or 10 months or something. I think it was 10 months where people thought he was constantly uploading, but all the content was from literally months ago. And then from episode one. And then like, he stopped posting, like two months. And the next thing you knew, he lost like 200 pounds. And people were like, what the fuck? So, like, literally imagine if between episodes someone goes from being like 350 pounds to being 150.

[Mona Xchange]

Jesus. He was. He lost 250 pounds and then he

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was like, I'm always two steps ahead. Always, like, making this, like whole evil villain thing. Like, he's like, it was part of some big mastermind. He was like, this was all part of a social experiment. Like, what's the experiment? To find out, do people treat fat people meanly? You didn't have to. He was claiming that it was all part of some experiment. People were guessing. The experiment was that he was saying, like, I want to find out how fat people were treated. But he never explicitly said that. And everyone's like, you did not have to put yourself through eight years of weight gain to find out that people are mean to fat people.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, I'm about to say, like, what is this thing? Like, I want to find out, people and be like, bitch. We. We have documented proof over the years, centuries, that people are just meaner to fat people. That is a thing that we already know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Acting like he did, but he never said that was part of this. So he just said he was doing a social experiment. Keep that on screen, Jacob, so I can read it. He said it was part of a social experiment. And in truth, I think that he just gained weight and then wanted to lose weight. To be honest. Deviationist.

[Mona Xchange]

Nikocado, avocado. How the fuck you'll be knowing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, send us that link, please.

[Mona Xchange]

You'll be knowing about these people. Pool girl. I. You know a lot about this. This Internet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am chronically online.

[Mona Xchange]

I'm online a lot, too, and I don't be seeing it like that. Oh, my God. This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you hear me? Can you send us a link? Can you hear me? Jacob?

[Mona Xchange]

What is going on?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

I can hear you.

[Mona Xchange]

I just. I. I thought you could see it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on the screen, but I will send you a link. I mean, I can see it, but it's. It's a little bit jumpy, and I just want to be able to scroll through it myself.

[Mona Xchange]

I can read it when he. When. When he sends it to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait.

[Mona Xchange]

Nikocata. Wait, there was another. There was another big YouTube thing that happened. We can talk about it in a second. No, jk, you can put it back on the screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We want to talk about Nakata. What are you talking about?

[Mona Xchange]

The thing. The fucking conservative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so, Monet, are you a Bachelor Nation girly?

[Mona Xchange]

No, I've never. Never gotten into the Bachelor. Nothing about the Bachelor Nation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Shay.

[Mona Xchange]

No, Shay and I were on an episode of the Bachelor together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Shay's Project Runway. You're a survivor.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, but Shay and I were on the Bachelor together. We did a. Yes. Yeah. Which was in Covid, by the way. Do you remember quarantining during COVID for shows was crazy, y', all, because we would fucking go in quarantine for way longer than the filming. Like, the filming Bachelor for us was one was one day. We quarantined for nine days in a hotel in Santa Fe, New Mexico. And what I did not know about things like Bachelor and Love Is Mine and all these shows is they will rent an entire resort. They buy the whole property for the filming. So we're on this, like, empty, huge, palatial acre resort in this, like, one room for. It was. I was going crazy. I was going crazy for the quarantine. Quarantining days were wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it worth it?

[Mona Xchange]

I mean, to be on the Bachelor? Yeah. Would I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If.

[Mona Xchange]

If I got offered this gig again today for the quarantine, I would turn it down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if the quarantine was just two days?

[Mona Xchange]

I could do it. Two days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So from the Bachelor Nation, which is what they call people who love Bachelors and the people who are on the Bachelor.

[Mona Xchange]

I mean, was he on the Bachelor or was just a fan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I must. I'm pretty sure he was on the Bachelor. Josh Seder says that he pretended to be transgender as an experiment. So there was this. There was this guy named Josh Seder who was apparently on the Bachelor. And. And he's been telling everyone that he was pretending to be transgender for months. And it was honestly quite offensive. What he was basically doing was going online. He would make sure he wouldn't shave. He didn't change. He would put on, like, he basically put on lipstick and earrings and dresses and then be like, I'm a trans woman, as some. And I guess he was claiming that he was doing some experiment, but also like, what. What. What was the experiment? What were you trying to see? So for the last five months, I've been conducting a social experiment online to expose how gullible and how delusional the left is. Cedar, 37 years old, said during a Tuesday, Oct. 15 appearance on the Prime Time with Alex Stein podcast. The whole idea is a postmodern gender ideology is ridiculous and absurd. And I tried to be the most extreme version of it and take it to its logical end to show how ridiculous it is that people can actually believe that biological men are magically transformed into women because they have. Because they are having a gender crisis. And I guess in his mind, he, like, he exposed something or he woke something up, I guess. Like, what does he. What. What did he think was.

[Mona Xchange]

His.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were his findings?

[Mona Xchange]

My thing is, these are the creeps. Like, when these fucking conservative people talk about, these creeps are going to our bathrooms with our children. These are the fucking creeps you need to worry about. These are the creeps. This is the fucking creepy ass dude. You have to worry about going to the bathroom with your children. This is it. Not the people who are living a trans experience, who are trans people just trying to pee in peace. These are the fucking creepy, scary motherfuckers in your bathroom, which is with. With your fucking children.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, that is very true. And I also find it quite telling how often they are saying stuff like, we don't want you in. Like, you know they're going to try to touch our kids. Like, maybe that's the first thing you thought about. The first thing you thought about was touching children. That says a lot more about you than it does about anyone else that your mind first goes to. How can I use being transgender to diddle children?

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, it's insane. It's fucking crazy. So now, so and so now that he has come out with this experiment, I wonder what, like. Like, I'm like, what did you gain from any of this? Like, what did you get? Honestly, as a right winger, he's probably gonna be on someone's cabinet. He's probably some fucking. He's probably in Z. Trump is probably. Probably consider him for what was Amy Comey Barrett. Not Amy Comey Barrett. Betsy DeVos. He probably gonna be the fucking superintendent of a gabby school somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, girl. Donald Trump was trying to get rid of the Department of Education.

[Mona Xchange]

Yo, I saw that clip when he was on Fox News, and I was like. And I have to stop even trying to rationalize or think about what conservative people are thinking about when they see this, because my brain will melt and explode. But, like, when you hear someone saying, I want to get rid of. Not cut funds from or. Which is obviously bad. Not move around. Not re. I want to get rid of. Eliminate

[Narrator/Advertiser]

the.

[Mona Xchange]

The entire Department of Education. I just don't understand how you can hear that and think that shit is Norma. Not be scared about what that means for our country.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Especially when that's coming from a guy who has probably never gone to a single day of public school in his life. He's like, well, what could. What. What could be the use of the Department of Education? It never helped me. Yeah, you went to private school your whole life, Mary.

[Mona Xchange]

What is the question? I don't know if you know the answer to it. Maybe Jacob will look it up. Like, the private schools and charter schools, do they f. Do they fall under the Department of Ed? Like, do they have to answer the charter schools?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Most charter schools are public schools, to be clear.

[Mona Xchange]

I didn't know that.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Mona Xchange]

So private. The private schools fall and fall under

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the Department of Ed.

[Mona Xchange]

Or do they operate on their own thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are privately operate. You don't. You don't even have to have an educate. You don't even. They don't even have the same standards and practices. Yeah, you don't even have to have an education certification to work teach at

[Mona Xchange]

a private school, which I think is kind of wild. Like, I wonder if that exists in, like, places with. With amazing public school systems like Japan and these other countries. Do they have private institutions as well that kind of government can govern themselves how they want to? Like, it seems like as to. Like, we. We. There should be across the board a thing that we have to meet as an age. But then you're gonna. Just standardized testing. I'm like, that's bad and that's racist. So that's not perfect either. But it just seems crazy that a school educating and raising our children in this country would. And I'm not a parent, but I image. I was a child and I went to school in this country. That there seems to be. They can have their own set of rules and system, but Maybe sometimes that's for the better because they don't have to operate in the craziness of public school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it is state by state. Different states have stricter or less strict rules on what private schools need to do. So like New York has, like, if you're a private school, you have to give the state your attendance rules to make sure all the students registered are actually showing up. Teachers do have to have like qualifications.

[Mona Xchange]

I'm sorry, Jacob. I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob.

[Mona Xchange]

Trying to fucking sneak a bite or

[Bob the Drag Queen]

whatever the fuck is over there.

[Mona Xchange]

And girl, the temptation was kicking your ass. It's an entire episode that said you just. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I put the microphone away though. See, I put my microphone away. You didn't hear it.

[Mona Xchange]

Sorry, Jacob. So, yeah, so New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, so it's, it's a.

[Mona Xchange]

So state by. States have different rules on how they operate and regulate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, and again.

[Mona Xchange]

But again, right, like, why? Like kind of with like weed and, and drugs and stuff. Like these should be federal laws. I am sorry. Like, it should be federally that we are able to regulate this. Like some states should not. Oh God, why is my Alexa going off? I mean, like the fact that we like weed is a state by state thing is so annoying to me. It should be a federal. A federal ruling that should just blanket across America that we can fucking use the drugs or not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you send your children to private school or public school?

[Mona Xchange]

No, I don't. I don't know. I. My first few years were in public, were in private school and then well, I started. I was a Montessori first and then private for a few years and then public and I can't say had a better experience in either or. I loved my public school education. I also went to. I mean, middle school was tough, right. I was bullied a lot, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I went to an arts high school. So kind of a different experience. I don't really, to be honest, I don't know. I don't know the answer. I don't have kids. I don't feel like I like have a huge stake in that. I'm not like, I know some public schools out here are tough, especially if you're in a bad district and it's a school that doesn't need a lot of funding or like it's not great options in your neighborhood. So I understand why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, do you live in a bad district?

[Mona Xchange]

I don't know. I've never looked it up. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last night on the bus we Were all like, let's just read reviews from our high schools on Google. I think we should do that right now. Me, you and Jacob should all read one review from our high school on Google. So I'm gonna. Jacob, go ahead and look up your high school.

[Mona Xchange]

Just one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I mean we don't. I mean, I mean we can really have anything we want. I'm trying to make it, you know, a little time efficient. So first we're going to read off what our. Our how many stars our high school

[Mona Xchange]

has

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and then we're going to read off a review to see how things are really cooking.

[Mona Xchange]

Well, mine literally has one review, which is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how many stars do you have?

[Mona Xchange]

3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one review gave gave you three stars. What's the name of your high school?

[Mona Xchange]

Professional PS212. No, that's public school. That's the elementary school. No, no. That's a hard school. No, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bitch. Do you know where you went? Yeah.

[Mona Xchange]

PS212 professional perform art school. It has one three star review from Cindy Lai four years ago and it just says closed during pandemic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn this school being closed during the pandemic. My School has 2.4 stars. It has 45 reviews. The first review is one star and it says I am currently a student enrolled at Morrow High School is a statement I wholeheartedly wish was not true. That there it goes on to say much more. She goes, of all three schools I have gone through in my high school career, Morrow High School is undoubtedly the worst. If you mix together back backwards and borderline hypocrit policies and a lack of staff that truly cares about students, education and cockroaches, then you get Morrow High School. Here's another great review, Mara. High School is a place full of ignorant and immature people. Here's another one. As a student Tomorrow High School. I can honestly say that it is horrible. Of all the teachers there, there are maybe six or seven that actually care about their students. Rest. Can only care about their test scores and simply getting paid. And don't or don't care at all. This school has no priorities. Yep, yep, yep. Welcome to Morrow High School, honey.

[Mona Xchange]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's a great one. I have never. I have never seen something so disgusting in my life. I go to this school unfortunately because of where I moved. I honestly think this school should be demolished or rebuilt into something better at least. But the teachers are okay though. The students. The students are not. The students are not. I mind my own business though.

[Mona Xchange]

Mar High School is spelled M O is the one in Ellenwood, Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the one. That is the one.

[Mona Xchange]

High school. Let me see what you, what your school look like. Oh, God. Actually, the architecture looks kind of cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're looking at the new building. I didn't go to that high school.

[Mona Xchange]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to the old Morrow High School. The new Morrow High School is actually quite stunning. There's. There is no. Oh, my God. The new Morrow High School is genuinely.

[Mona Xchange]

It looks beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Incredibly beautiful.

[Mona Xchange]

That looks like. That was really cool. It looks like industries or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Now look up the old Morrow High School. How do I find that type in old Morrow High School?

[Mona Xchange]

I was on Google. That's what I was looking at. Old Morrow High School.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's where I was. That's where I went to high school. Yeah. My high school does not have even that. You still can't find a lot of pictures of the old one. In fact, I'll tell you more about it when we get off this break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Mona Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Mona Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, my high school did not get glowing reviews. This may shock you. That's why whenever you come to McLean county, you're like, this area looks nice. I'm like, Monet. Just don't be fooled by the trees. Don't be fooled by the fact there are just trees everywhere. Have you seen Ozark Monet?

[Mona Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's an episode of Ozark. It's like, it's a story. It's like kind of like Breaking Bad, but it takes place in like those are. And the kids like have to go to this new high school and they're like, oh, we don't want to go to the New high school. And they pull up and it is Bob's high school. Literally, they use footage of my high school to show how bad this high school was.

[Mona Xchange]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. Jacob, do you have a review from your high school? Jacob? I do, yes. The Quaker values set West Town out from other schools. The sense of community is palpable and the teachers genuinely care about the students. Mandatory work program also helps personal growth and responsibility. The way we all had such different experiences growing up is so crazy to me. I really forget that everyone did not grow up like me. It really befuddles me.

[Mona Xchange]

Did not like her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I realized that everyone doesn't have like mental illness in their family. Everyone doesn't have. Everyone didn't grow up in a not a great high school. I'm like, I forgot that some people were like living great lives.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know who Grip Baby is?

[Mona Xchange]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grip Baby?

[Mona Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Grip Baby in the building?

[Mona Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Grip Baby is this lady on TikTok who has these videos with a bunch of kids and she's like, I'm not. The kids go like, I'm not the preschooler. I'm the preschooler sister or the pre K sister. I'm not the pre K. I'm the pre K God sister. I'm not a pre K. I'm the pre K brother. I'm not the pre K. I'm the pre K's big sister, AKA second mama. And then she comes forward and goes, I'm not the pre K. I am the pre K mama. Y' all already know what it is. It's Grip baby in the building.

[Mona Xchange]

She's in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The last kid comes forward and goes, I'm the pre K. And she does these when it's someone's birthday, all these things she does. Anyway, apparently it came out that Grip Baby may be struggling with some substance abuse issues. And this one lady posted online and I think Grip baby may start scamming people. This one lady posted online, she was like, those of you who did not know that Grip Baby was a full on crackhead, I want to know what was your childhood like? For those of you who did not know Grip Baby was. Was addicted to drugs. I want to know what was it like living a normal life? What was it like? What did you do for fun?

[Mona Xchange]

I don't get it. She's saying that the fact that you didn't know that means that you didn't struggle. Like, you didn't grow up in this community where crazy shit happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what's it like not growing up

[Mona Xchange]

around crackheads Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you lived in New York City, so you probably grew up around people who were struggling with drug addiction.

[Mona Xchange]

Not that I knew of. I didn't know what, growing up, I didn't know people who were addicted to any substances. Not that I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In New York City, you never saw somebody strung out on that mess?

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, like, on the street. But I didn't know them. Like, I just see them. I'm not like, oh, my God. I wasn't. I wasn't Tracy Turnblad. The rats on the street will dance on my feet to the crackhead on his barns, on his barstool. I didn't. Like, I see them in the street, but I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. That's Baltimore.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, but. Yeah, for now. Did you. Did you. Did you grow up, like, knowing, like, crackheads?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we didn't call them crackheads, but they were like the town drunk or they're like the neighborhood drunk.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, like, you knew the neighborhood drunk. Like, you. He. You knew his name and he knew your name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1, 8. Some of them are in my family. Yeah. Uncle so and so. Yes. Uncle Howard. Yes, yes. So to answer your question, yes, I knew Uncle Howard.

[Mona Xchange]

Would you. You know what an experience. I'm really sad I didn't have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this is. Grip baby. Oh, baby doing okay.

[Mona Xchange]

I thought, I thought she was a. I thought she was a teacher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grip baby.

[Mona Xchange]

The way you described it, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Mona Xchange]

Am I crazy? I thought Bob was talking about. Oh, like, no, they're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the kids are her children.

[Mona Xchange]

Oh, I thought she was. I thought this was a teacher, like in her. In her classroom. Like she was something special on someone's birthday or something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, teachers do also struggle with drug addiction.

[Mona Xchange]

I know, but I thought she was describing, like, Mrs. So and so in the morning. She did a thing with like a viral video with her kids and be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, no, sorry, I meant her actual children. I mean, she has her children and her God children in the video. Yeah, and maybe like a niece and nephew and like a niece and nephews and their witnesses.

[Mona Xchange]

I mean, again, again, I'm sure there are teachers in circumstance. I'm like, but to be a crackhead as a teacher, bitch, you gotta be there at 5 o' clock in the morning. You're there all day and you're making lesson plans and you're doing things. I'm like, to be like, again, I'm sure it exists out there, but I'm like, that is a lot of work. To also be strung out on drugs and doing it that seems like a. Like a tough time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It does seem hard, and I certainly don't want to try it.

[Mona Xchange]

An experience that I wish I had and like, I go back and forth and I'm really happy. I think the experiences I had obviously made me who I am today. And I'm happy that I went to the school I did because it led to this. I'm probably the reason I'm here, but like, I wish. I wish I went to an hbcu. I really wish I went to like a Howard or like a Clark Atlanta or like a Morehouse. I like, I really, really, really wish I had that experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can still go. I. I don't know.

[Mona Xchange]

I'm not going back to school, so

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you don't wish that bad?

[Mona Xchange]

No, I don't. I don't have time to go back to school right now. You know, maybe, you know, maybe that can be a second act later on in life in my, in my 50s or something. But in the next 10 years, I don. See foreseeing myself going back to school anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why not?

[Mona Xchange]

I'm too busy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can get it. You can get your music, your. Your masters in music theater.

[Mona Xchange]

If I went back to school, it'll be for African American Studies 100%. It'll be for a language like Spanish or French.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So music is just crap. So music.

[Mona Xchange]

I already got everything I want in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

music, so music is ass.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, but booty, Booty. I'll go back for Spanish or French and, And African American studies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to be so bad. Ever since I said I was gonna

[Mona Xchange]

go back to school, that's literally anyways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like, obsessed, like Monet. I get it. I'm your mentor. I get it. You're my son. I get it.

[Mona Xchange]

But like, anyway, so that's what I'll go back for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I know what point is. At what point does it become weird?

[Mona Xchange]

I don't see myself like school, although I do. I do enjoy, enjoy school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please answer my question. At what point does it become like, an obsession?

[Mona Xchange]

I like having to, like, get assignments done and do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we've reached the point where it has become an obsession.

[Mona Xchange]

I would say I saw Sharifa Vanya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wear your necklace while you hook up.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah. It gets in the way of sucking dick sometimes, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I can see that. But it's hot though, when someone keeps their necklace on.

[Mona Xchange]

Oh, I thought you were gonna go the dick sucking route about. If it gets in the way, do you know what. Do you know what really gets in the way when you sucking Dick. Long hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never sucked dick with long hair on.

[Mona Xchange]

I have plenty of times, and it's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've sucked dick one time in drag, and I was almost certainly wearing a kitty cat wig.

[Mona Xchange]

I remember when you In.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the bath or my hair was pulled back in, like a. In like, a bun or something. I. I rarely ever wear. I will wear long hair, but if it. It is, like, pulled back in, like, a long ponytail. But I. I rarely am just sitting around with, like, long hair.

[Mona Xchange]

I say rarely. Rarely. Rarely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said rarely.

[Mona Xchange]

Rarely. Rarely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you say rarely? Rarely. That's not what I said. I said rarely.

[Mona Xchange]

Rarely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said rarely.

[Mona Xchange]

Now you fix it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're going rarely. And I said rarely. I saw. How do you say this word?

[Mona Xchange]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God, please don't stop. Really? That sounds like.

[Mona Xchange]

That sounds like a Jamaican name. I feel like I first of all, said name. Rarely. Rarely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money's coming here. Rarely, rarely. Come here. Get in here.

[Mona Xchange]

I get that. I hope one day you get cast in the movie to have to do a Jamaican accent. You can sound like Whoopi Goldberg in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that movie with that man, Claire's heart. Y'. All. Y' all know I'm movie Goberg. Super fan. So I had this podcast idea that I did, like, four episodes of, but I just never got around to doing was called the Complete Works of Whoopi Goldberg, where I was going to watch every film Whoopi Goldberg has ever, ever been in. And each episode I was going to interview either, like, a friend or a comedian or someone and then a person who worked on the film to talk about the film. And I got to Clara's heart, and, y', all, this movie is wild. This movie is actually. I made it. I think I made. I think I made it to Fatal Beauty. Before I stop, I have a couple episodes, like, in the. In the. In, like, somewhere in the bank. Locked away in the vault. I mean, locked away. But Claire's heart is like. Is like a trauma porn movie. Whoopi Goldberg plays this Jamaican nanny, and she's not doing a great Jamaican accent. And, you know, I love Whoopi Goldberg. She plays a Jamaican nanny to Neil Patrick Harris. And it is like the. The best I can describe it is. It is trauma porn. This movie is straight up trauma porn. Yeah.

[Mona Xchange]

You watch the Color Purple. You watch Jumbo Jack Flash. You watch Clara's Heart and the other one, Fatal Beauty. I know you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you. And also watched Citizen. I'm not losing my mind. I'm giving it away, which is her first film, which I had to order through DVD.

[Mona Xchange]

My God, people. I thought, I thought, stop. DVDs after Blu Rays came.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you can't find it anywhere like this. This movie's not. I had to order it through dvd. I bought it from the maker of the film. He lives in San Francisco. And the reason why the podcast hard to do, because a lot of people who work on these older films just don't know how to do. They don't know how to do zoom, zoom and stuff. Like, like I did. I wanted to get the woman who did a fight scene with Whoopi Goldberg in Fatal Beauty where she was thrown through a window. But, like, the lady was like, I don't know how to zoom. I ended up getting Desert Jackson, who is. Who played young Celie in the Color Purple. And I mean, I had Titus Burgess on the podcast. I had so many interesting people. It was really interesting, but it was very hard to do, especially during the quarantine. I even had Whoopi Goldberg costumes made for every single episode.

[Mona Xchange]

Wait, where are the costumes at? I've never seen the costumes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're in storage. I have preemptively made two. I have a Color Purple costume. I have a ghost costume.

[Mona Xchange]

What Color Purple costume did you get?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one where she wears the pants at the end when the children come home, work, and then ghost is the one where she goes to cash the check.

[Mona Xchange]

The, the, the pink, of course. Like, why would you get something else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I haven't got. It is somewhere in the storage, but I have. But I have Whoopi Goldberg's $10 million.

[Mona Xchange]

Isn't it, isn't that your studio space now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably, yeah, but I didn't see it when I was unpacking, so I don't know where the hell it is.

[Mona Xchange]

I don't see one out yet. Wait, do you still have your storage unit, too?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Mona Xchange]

Got it. I saw Sharitha vine yesterday, and Sherry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Shartha Vine?

[Mona Xchange]

Sher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Sherry Vaughn.

[Mona Xchange]

And Sherry's adoring a new look. And I, I, I told her I would objectify on the podcast. Sherry looks so good. She looks so hot with her new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her new, like, up in drags.

[Mona Xchange]

No, go, go on her Instagram.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Out of drags.

[Mona Xchange]

Yes, I said Sherry. Okay, okay, Sherry. I said I'm outside of up and up. The elves girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Sherry still works out, like, twice a day.

[Mona Xchange]

I know. That's why she looks so, she's so, she's so, she's so fit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's been doing that For a long time.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah. Sherry has legs. Sherry has legs to kill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let me check out Sherry on

[Mona Xchange]

I was talking Jackie B Is seeing Jackie Beat is always a kiki. She's so, she's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Insane is the word you're looking for. A crazy, a lunatic. Unwell. Oh, this little, this blonde hair, buzz

[Mona Xchange]

cut, just rocking her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess it's buzzed now, isn't it?

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh Sherry Vine.

[Mona Xchange]

I love Sherry. Literally one of the nicest people. Like just a kind sweet soul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe we should repost that old episode of Sherry vine on I believe the very first anything you can do it was the very.

[Mona Xchange]

I think the very. The first only. Oh no, we did the sewing one. The sewing one where Bob pissed me off

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and the Bob Ross one

[Mona Xchange]

and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what was your problem with the Bob Ross? You ain't never have any responsibility.

[Mona Xchange]

What was your part in it N my part was you pissing me off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer that question.

[Mona Xchange]

The Bob Ross wanted so stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You showed up in a bad mood.

[Mona Xchange]

Because you put me in a bad mood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not put you in a bad mood. You are taking no responsibility for your own actions. Yeah, because you angered me.

[Mona Xchange]

You upset me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did I do?

[Mona Xchange]

I don't remember but you upset me. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

See terms you showed up in a bad mood. And the sewing one you were really unwanted. I was like bitch, go home. We had this fucking.

[Mona Xchange]

This one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was day. Jesus Christ. Unprofessional ass. Take your ass the home.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, we were. We had these little jinky little tables we were sting on in that little YouTube.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were mad you. I think you were upset about the surrounding. I didn't piss you off?

[Mona Xchange]

No, it wasn't, it wasn't my surroundings. It was about. I, we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I.

[Mona Xchange]

Okay, I know what the Bob Ross one we had. We had had an argument earlier that day about something. I don't remember what it was we had. We'd argued about. It was something so stupid, though, something so trivial, and we had, like, a disagreement about that. And then I came over to the Duval Ross in your apartment. And I remember this song when. I don't remember why I was annoyed, but I was annoyed by something. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was very unprofessional, very annoying to. Very annoying for me to take part in. If I may. If I may be so, so honest with you, dear. She was annoying. Also, I want to redact the statement I made the other day. I don't like going to the gym in the morning. You know, I slept in today and I'm so happy I did. That was so much better than waking up and going to the gym. So much better. So much better. I'm going to the gym after this podcast. I prefer it.

[Mona Xchange]

Really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it. Getting up from the. Much prefer it. Today I have a day off. I'm not working today. This is it. Ooh, so much energy, so much life, so much vitality. Just headed to the gym. I'm like, I. I got something in me. Rub my eyes. I gotta wake up.

[Mona Xchange]

How was Toronto? Annie said y' all were gonna go out. Did y' all go out last night?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did. Went to a park called Sweaty Betty. It was. Honestly, it was pretty. It was a very low key night. I mean, it was not popping. It was not crazy.

[Mona Xchange]

We just. At Sweaty Betty, just doing our thing Thursday. I've never really partied out in Toronto. Every time I've been there, I've been there for a bunch of times for different. Between shows and tours and whatever. I've been to Toronto at least easily 10 times, 10, 15 times. And I never partied there, so I don't really know what the scene is there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to ask the patron something and feel free to be like Bob. Literally no. Or Bob, but please. I bought one of those ear cameras and, baby, I went digging the other day.

[Mona Xchange]

I can't listen to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what I found was in.

[Mona Xchange]

My skin is literally crawling. I just can't. I can't, I can't. I've seen a little. And it's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you all want this footage?

[Mona Xchange]

No. Nobody wants that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have to click it.

[Mona Xchange]

Well, make sure you don't have to click it. What you call it the screen. Not the screenshot. The. The thumbnail is not of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna be all of that. No, actually, it's gonna be. It's gonna be a picture of something you want to see, and then you're gonna click on it. And then it's gonna end up being my ear getting scooped, y'. All. Y.

[Mona Xchange]

Okay, you just. A little Jamaica. Just did a little Jamaica. You said my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My ear.

[Mona Xchange]

My ear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My ear gets in scooped.

[Mona Xchange]

It's so gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna see my ear. It's gonna get scooped out there. Honestly, it was crazy. It was. I had it all. I even got a phone call from Naomi in the middle of it.

[Mona Xchange]

Oh, Naomi. I did my show at Hotel Cafe here in la, and Naomi came. It was in my little live singing show with the band. And it was so sweet. She just snuck in the back, and she just sitting there watching the show. Afterwards, I got off the stage, I was like, oh, my God. So you do it when? Yeah, last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So crazy how much you schedule when I'm gone. That's kind of crazy.

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah, I actually. So we have Kennedy linking up with my team, and we just make sure we schedule all when you're gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, your team. You have a team now?

[Mona Xchange]

I do have a team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, your team.

[Mona Xchange]

I do have a team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're that big time. You have a team?

[Mona Xchange]

I do. I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's on your team?

[Mona Xchange]

There are seven people on my team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name them all?

[Mona Xchange]

Okay, sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Robbie, you have seven people. Seven?

[Mona Xchange]

Yep. Jasmine, Day, Robbie, Mariah, Patrick, Ty. I'm missing someone. Missing two. No. Jasmine Day, Patrick, Robbie, Mariah, Ty. And I'm missing a seventh person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, me.

[Mona Xchange]

Nigga, you're not on my team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The HBIC of your team, the one keeping it all together.

[Mona Xchange]

You can keep your shit together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can keep mine together. How many people on your team did I introduce you to?

[Mona Xchange]

None.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? You met Mariah? How'd you meet Mariah?

[Mona Xchange]

Because I hired her at Bulma Cosmetics. Momo Beauty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You hired her at Bulma Cosmetics?

[Mona Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you find out about her?

[Mona Xchange]

I think. Indeed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you lying.

[Mona Xchange]

Indeed. Rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you lying. Spotify ain't got a lie. They really streaming my music. I introduced you to Mariah. All I just wanted to say me.

[Mona Xchange]

Oh, we talked about it already. Megan's, the album. Oh, yeah, we talked about the last podcast. Never mind what I'm saying. It's really good. Like, I just find it to be such a great lyricist. This is bigger. This is bigger in Texas or whatever. The just came out last night. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you like cream soda.

[Mona Xchange]

I do like cream soda. What. What. What brand is that? Let me see. Is that Boylan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Faygo?

[Mona Xchange]

I don't know Faygo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's. You know, when you come to certain town, they Give you like their local treats.

[Mona Xchange]

It's very Portland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm assuming it's a Detroit thing.

[Mona Xchange]

That's very important. Portland. Portland will localize the. Out of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your favorite? What's the best flavor soda?

[Mona Xchange]

Like the niche ones like. Like cola, champagne and like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, whatever you want. It doesn't matter. Whatever. When you think of a refreshing soda, what is the one? I like?

[Mona Xchange]

A Caribbean Coral Champagne. Caribbean Coral Champagne Cola with a K. Champagne.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I've seen these champagne sodas. They're kind of odd.

[Mona Xchange]

They don't taste like champagne though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, they don't. But I've seen them though. Yeah, I like Knee High Peach Soda.

[Mona Xchange]

Knee High is the brand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Knee High? Yeah.

[Mona Xchange]

Knee High Peach Soda. Don't know anything about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

10 out of 10. That is truly a black southern classic peach soda. You ever had peach soda? No.

[Mona Xchange]

You've never had a peach soda before? We don't have. Would be if we have it up up in New York. Well, where I grew up. But I never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've drank pizza in New York myself.

[Mona Xchange]

I don't have to say we have it, but I've never. It's not like a. Like how you say. It's like a Southern thing. We don't. I never had a pizza like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The real ones. No, it's really about peach soda. Truly.

[Mona Xchange]

Truly. Truly. Heart seltzer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would. I want to be there for your first pizza soda. Hold off.

[Mona Xchange]

We can make that happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've been holding off for 30. Whatever years now. Hold off a little longer.

[Mona Xchange]

30. Whatever year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

30 you were born in 1990. 34 years.

[Mona Xchange]

Thank you. Was that hard? Well, that probably was hard for you. Morrow High School. 30.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have one review.

[Mona Xchange]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And all I said was your school's closed. It's not Just like your college closed.

[Mona Xchange]

The college that I graduated from. Which one do you graduate from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like your. Just like your college.

[Mona Xchange]

Which one did you graduate from again? Close. Which college did you graduate from though?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how great and how well is your degree doing?

[Mona Xchange]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got the same job I got. You got the same wig. I.

[Mona Xchange]

Shut up. The degree since. Since I got my degree. I don't know every thing. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which.

[Mona Xchange]

Which. Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which. Your college broke. You broke your dead college knowledge. College.

[Mona Xchange]

Dead college.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. You know what? I've actually been invited to go speak at my college this year and I am going to go speak to the empty rooms at your college this year. Go talk to the empty rooms.

[Mona Xchange]

Making that up. Westminster Choir College is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a Lie. By the way, those of you students, that students at Columbus State University, I will be there speaking to you all on November. How to drive success, how to be a success. Go speak to the empty rooms at your college. Go speak to the halls. Go. Go talk to the roaches. Go talk to the spiders and cobwebs like me.

[Mona Xchange]

Don't finish. What kind of that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally. And what are you going to say? O to the ghost. Go speak to the termites eating up the building.

[Mona Xchange]

The school is still there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Mona Xchange]

You're making that up. That is not a thing you made. School is closed. Jacob. I mean, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob's gonna. Cooper, wait. What you saying? So I'm gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your school needs a new cut, a new do, a new color, a new

[Mona Xchange]

fresh, a new style to debunk this myth of obvious saying about this school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, can one person who currently attends Westminster Choir College please comment?

[Mona Xchange]

Thank you. Several.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just no. Currently, yes, right now.

[Mona Xchange]

Several will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? How about. You know what?

[Mona Xchange]

Let's read a review from our colleges, shall we? Let's read a review from our colleges. Let's do the other morrow, Columbus.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Boo Boo.

[Mona Xchange]

The food college.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like Andy about to call me and try to change the. Change the time of the meetup. Andy always trying to change the time.

[Mona Xchange]

No, you'll be changing the time. Don't be doing me now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I do not change the time. Andy's literally always trying to change the time. Literally. This is. This is a true story. What happened? Andy was like, hey, we're scheduled for 8:00am we're not going to get at 8:00am let's do 10:00am I said, let me check my calendar boost. Okay, 10:00am deal. Deal. I go to sleep. Andy's like, let's do nine, 20. No, no, we agreed to 10. Why are you back here? Why are you knocking on my door? We agreed to 10. I checked my schedule and everything, and he's trying to change the time or change Andy the other day he was like. We were like, okay, 10. I said, yes, 10. The next day he's like, so are we still meeting at 10? I didn't respond. Cause I didn't see it. Yeah, we're meeting at 10. We already agreed. Bitch, we made it. Then I got down the car, he wasn't there. He goes, you didn't. You didn't. You didn't respond. I said, I already told you, we're meeting at 10.

[Mona Xchange]

Also, you always told you if you're on a bus and he knocked on your door, you wouldn't wake Up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is cause he tried to wake me up early Monday. He was 40 minutes early. We agreed to 10

[Mona Xchange]

read a review

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and he is running late.

[Mona Xchange]

Don't try to skate or skate around this. Let's go back to the mission at hand. Westminster Choir College. First of all, the Overall rating is 4.4. And then the first review. What a wonderful place for kids to learn the love of music. Our instructor, Ms. Yana is wonderful with four year old. With four year old twins. She's patient and engaging. The boys don't feel like they are being instructed, but they are more they're being let in a wonderful secret. I don't know anyone else's experience, but the parking lot is full of waiting parents. Oh, that's not great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Mona Xchange]

What a beautiful campus with a long history. How about what the greedy president of riot is going to do to it? Trying to force an illegal state to sell over unrelated depths of mismanagement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you try to read negative shit as if it's positive. That is. It's five stars.

[Mona Xchange]

That's five stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the Monet way, okay? My school doesn't have a star rating.

[Mona Xchange]

That's because one does not exist. Because it's below average, it's probably zero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how that works. I have overview, majors, notable, notable alumni. I, I don't know how to find how many. There's no reviews on Google.

[Mona Xchange]

Does not have reviews. That's not how Google works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's. What do you want from me? There's no review. What do you want?

[Mona Xchange]

Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google it yourself. There's no reviews on Columbus State University. Columbus State University in Columbus, Georgia.

[Mona Xchange]

You have to go on. There they are right here with your 3.1 rating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I literally don't. I'm not trying to do it.

[Mona Xchange]

I'll clear it up for you. The first of you two months ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, send them over. I'll read my own. Read. I'll read my shit. Send my shit over.

[Mona Xchange]

The first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll read my shit. Send it over.

[Mona Xchange]

How do you get it in the Google app? And like in the Google Maps app you have to go on Google Maps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't have to do that for my, for my high school. Is that what you did? Oh my God. A child is screaming outside my window.

[Mona Xchange]

We can't hear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just goes my iPad.

[Mona Xchange]

This pussy possessed a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Columbus State University, first of all, it has 4.1 stars. You liar.

[Mona Xchange]

That's three. That's 0.3 less than Westminster. Continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You absolute liar. 4.1 stars.

[Mona Xchange]

Point three less than us. And let's go ahead and read the first one by Terrence Jones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're going to a one star. See you skipped your lower. CSU has been full of great opportunities that I have had the chance to partake in and I've only been here for one year. The campus only continues to grow and improve and all the faculty and staff have been more than willing to help me get to where I need to be. Just like any school. As long as you stay on top of your work, it'll have some of the best times you have all eyes. Cannot wait for next year.

[Mona Xchange]

With his wide eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beautiful. This university works magic for the first generation college student and really helps out the family. Thanks for allowances and making on your students behalf. You all keep my girl safe and encouraging. She's black and is a black woman.

[Mona Xchange]

Let's talk about Terrence Jones. The first review two months ago. The most recent. The staff in the financial aid back office are blaming the students for incorrect prices for online classes and army ignited. This sounds like some bobblehead shit. The classes that appear are what we select and pay for. We do not get to to choose the price per credit hour. I wish gouging its citizens. I wish that they could resolve this issue in person. But they were unable to find a solution.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, now, let's do what Monet's doing. Now, now, now let me. Now let me read Monet's reason she skipped over. This is literally the first one. Thank you, Joe Schultz. Disaster. The first word at Westminster it says disaster. 20 years ago when they had McFarland artists as teachers, they were. There were no classes in keyboards, harmony, organ improvisation or open sc. Many of the tenured professors don't even show for class. Too much money for incompetence and corruption. I walked out of my master's degree with $22,000 in debt. It should be sold and demolished. I love how you skipped that one, Monet. So sad that Ryder decided to move all the classes in the Talbot Library to their Lawrenceville campus. What a tremendous loss to Princeton. Hope the Conservatory was able to keep the campus going. And they weren't because it closed.

[Mona Xchange]

Let's talk about what Jasmine Jones Birthstar's office. Onestar is horrible. They make you jump through who wants. Everything they need is provided. You still have to wait forever for a resolution. As for speakers, they have someone called Bob the Drag Queen coming. Why are we elevating Drag Queen here at our campus? I cannot believe you guys are having a Drag queen come to speak to us. Disgusting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's another one. The choir's participation in Philadelphia Voice in Philadelphia on April 7 was embarrassing. The Material Song was racist, liberal garbage. Glad the school is being sold. And that is, I'm not. I'm not making mine up, honey. It said, I'm glad the school is being sold because your school is shut down and it is not operating anymore. So you try, you tried. You tried together, but you got gathered. I love how you skipped. I'm glad I went back to rejoice. I knew you were trying to pull some slick shit. I knew you tried to pull some slick. And I've been. Let me right now. I've been to Westminster. Crunchy ass choir paid you. I paid your bill. And it smelled like free. The. The check bounce. It smelled like Frito.

[Mona Xchange]

Liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It smelled like Frito chips and corn chips up in there. It was musty, dusty, and also, dare I say, a little crusty.

[Mona Xchange]

You are such a liar. The check valves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also I found their songs. Racist, liberal trash. And I'm glad the school's getting sold. And on that note, I have to go. Thank you for coming on my show. That will never not be funny,

[Mona Xchange]

Bitch. And also, you know, if y' all we. If y' all want to give us glory reviews, we always appreciate it on Spotify or Apple. Leave us a five star review and let us know how much you jacket and vibe in our podcast. We love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, let's make sure that Silver Rivalry podcast is reviewed better than Westminster Choir College and Columbus State University. And so far we're doing much better than they are.

[Mona Xchange]

Much better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you all so much for listening and I'll talk to y' all soon.

[Mona Xchange]

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