The One About Hollywood Parties

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast Summary

Episode: "The One About Hollywood Parties"

Date: April 7, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into the glitz and sometimes awkward realities of Hollywood parties. They recount very recent Oscars/social season adventures, share intel on celebrity encounters, gossip about party protocols, and dish on everything from board games to poetry competitions, all sprinkled with their trademark banter and friendly shade.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Online Shopping, TikTok Addictions & Random Purchases

[00:25–02:42]

• Bob talks about his growing addiction to buying things on TikTok, joking about starting a playlist called "Why Did I Buy This?" for followers to shop his questionable hauls.
  • Quote: “My addiction to buying things online continues. I’m going to start a TikTok playlist called ‘why did I buy this?’ And then you all can buy it too, if you want.” — Bob [00:35]
• Attempts to use an “Aztec death whistle” go comically awry, with Monet remarking: “What the fuck is wrong with you? It just sounds like static.” — Monét [01:00]

2. Playing 'How Deep Will You Go?' Game

[02:20–05:17]

• The duo plays a round of a TikTok-bought game promising deeper connections.
  • Face vulnerabilities: Monét fears passing down “avoidant behavior” while Bob worries about genetic bad health.
    • Quote: "I'm afraid of passing down to my kids my avoidant behavior and, like, conflicts…" — Monét [03:58]
    • Quote: "I'm afraid of passing down, like, poor health...everyone in my family die pretty young." — Bob [04:08]
• Joke about Social Security numbers based on birthplace, which morphs into a humorous, meandering debate.
  • Memorable line: “If you lived in New York City, everyone knows the first three of your social…” — Bob [05:24]

3. Sibling Rivalry Shenanigans: Big Ball Energy & Physical Fights

[03:09–08:14]

• Bob and Monét spiral into a hilarious, raunchy discussion about balls, with metaphors ranging from plums to walnuts.
• The friendly playfighting escalates into a challenge—if they ever fought, who would win?
  • Quote: “If we got into an actual physical fight, I think I would tear you up.” — Monét [07:45]
  • Bob: “I hope that one day we find out.” [07:49]

4. Board Game Review: Blood on the Clocktower

[08:21–16:26]

• Bob tries Blood on the Clocktower, a complex social deduction game reminiscent of Mafia/Traitors, and provides a detailed breakdown of roles and rules—featuring terms like “Raven Keeper,” “Washerwoman,” “Mayor”—and real-life game anecdotes.
  • Quote: “So imagine Traitors, but everyone has a role.” — Bob [08:34]
• Both hosts agree the game is more engaging after the first round, though the steep learning curve is a running joke.
• Rob describes his strategy and a memorable suspect called Larry:
  • Quote: “He is a fucking demon.” — Bob [14:35]
• Reveals personal party details, including who owns the game and how to balance drag game nights with professional duties.
  • Quote: “I think she didn’t turn on her Sibling Rivalry mode. She’s still in pit stop mode.” — Bob (playfully ribbing Monét) [12:28]

5. Hollywood Parties: Oscars Weekend, Celebrity Sightings & Social Etiquette

[17:39–25:47]

• The main theme emerges as Monét rhapsodizes about the unique energy and perks of Hollywood gatherings during Oscars weekend.
  • “I really enjoy a Hollywood moment. Because no shade, y’all… I have never been a stand in line girl.” — Monét [17:39]
• They gossip about Wicked’s perpetual award show “curse” and other theater facts. [18:44]
• Celeb name drops: Megan Thee Stallion, Elton John, Liv Hewson (Yellowjackets), the cast of Wednesday, Paris Hilton, and more.
• Party mishaps and chance encounters: Monét slyly teases having made out with an anonymous tall, facial-haired, behind-the-scenes industry guest, while Bob recounts being starstruck by Megan Thee Stallion.
  • Quote: “You know when somebody put their hand at the small of your back?... and it was just so cute.” — Monét [24:12]
  • Bob on Megan Thee Stallion: “Normally I don’t come to people when they call me to them, but I did it for Megan.” [24:38]

6. Navigating Celebrity Parties: How to Figure Out Who’s Who

[41:16–44:12]

• Bob shares practical, hilarious rules of thumb for identifying partygoers’ “role” based on their look:
  • “If it is a woman who is skinny and over 5’10, who’s dressed very well, that’s a model. If it is a woman who’s beautiful, dressed well, but under 5’8–actor.” — Bob [42:29]
  • Encounters with “nepo babies” and the intricacies of trying to get celebrities to say their own names.
  • “I famously asked January Jones how she knows Charlize Theron at a party one time…” — Bob [41:39]

7. Unexpected Poetry Break: Classic Poems & Cringe Youth Journals

[30:44–40:39]

• A winding detour into poetry: both recite favorite lines (Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost), only for Monét to follow up with Cardi B lyrics.
  • Bob recites his own eighth-grade poem from memory, “The Rain/Loneliness.”
  • Quote: “Have you ever noticed that the rain won’t stop? And how lonely you feel with every drop…” — Bob [38:41]
• Monét and Bob lovingly roast each other’s adolescent poetry angst:
  • “Monet was living out full soap operas. Monet was having full relationships with people who didn’t know they had them with her.” — Bob [40:04]

8. Dreaming Up an Award Show: The Sibling Awardery

[51:09–58:34]

• They brainstorm creating a queer nightlife/entertainment award show in the style of the old “Slammies,” but debate whether awards should be kind or shady.
  • Quote: “Bob, we need to do a Sibling Awardery.” — Monét [51:09]
  • “I want to do the mean ones… because it’s funny to me.” — Bob [55:54]
  • Discussion on what categories and trophies (handmade vs. “nice” trophies) should be.
  • Nostalgic stories about the infamous “Cunt of the Year” slammy, best nightlife meltdown, and the politics of draggishly mean awards.

9. Phone Lurking & Tech Pet Peeves

[62:03–63:50]

• Bob accuses Monét’s boyfriend Andy of being a “screen lurker” and launches into a dramatic mini-rant about people peeking at his phone in public and during shows.
  • “I think looking at people’s phones is so…It annoys me to no end. Do not look at my fucking phone.” — Bob [63:17]
• The pair debate screen protectors, angles, and privacy settings with their guest Jacob.
• Ends in typical abrupt Sibling Rivalry fashion.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Partying in Hollywood:
  “At this stage of my life, I really enjoy a Hollywood moment. Because no shade, y’all… I have never been a stand in line girl.” — Monét [17:39]
• On Social Security Numbers:
  “If you lived in New York City, everyone knows the first three of your social…” — Bob [05:24]
• On Awkward Celebrity Meetings:
  “Can you just say your name? Don’t make me be like ‘who are you?’” — Bob [41:29]
• On Sibling Bickering:
  “You’re a bully. You’re a mean girl.” — Bob [50:58]
  “Regina George, you’re a bitch.” — Monét [51:01]
• On Mean Awards:
  “Maybe you should stop releasing music. Okay, no, see, I don’t like that.” — Bob [56:15]
• On Poetry:
  “Have you ever noticed that the rain won’t stop? And how lonely you feel with every drop Loneliness brings pain Pain that’s clear to see…” — Bob [38:41]
• On Megan Thee Stallion Encounter:
  “Normally I don’t come to people when they call me to them, but I did it for Megan.” — Bob [24:38]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:25 – Online shopping/TikTok compulsions
• 02:20 – 'How Deep Will You Go?' game
• 03:09 – Ball metaphors, sibling shade
• 08:21 – Blood on the Clocktower (game breakdown)
• 17:39 – Hollywood parties, Oscars & celeb encounters
• 24:38 – Megan Thee Stallion party moment
• 30:44 – Poetry detour & adolescence nostalgia
• 41:16 – Figuring out celebrity party guests
• 51:09 – Sibling Awardery brainstorm
• 62:03 – Phone privacy, ‘screen lurkers’ rant

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Summary

This episode is a perfect microcosm of Sibling Rivalry’s unique appeal: irreverent, deeply queer, and gloriously tangential. From the perils of TikTok shopping to decoding Hollywood social scenes, Bob and Monét riff, squabble, reminisce, and spill on the absurdities and small joys of drag-adjacent celebrity life—plus plenty of jokes and running gags only besties could keep up for nearly 90 minutes.

Transcript

[A]

My name is bob the drag queen.

[B]

And I'm monet x james.

[A]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we go deep, don't we, Monet?

[B]

Yes, we do. We talk about Hollywood parties and we

[A]

find out what made Monet say this.

[B]

That's somebody from Alabama that said that. I mean, find out what made Bob say this.

[A]

You're a bully. You're a mean girl. My addiction to buying things online continues. I'm going to start a Tik Tok playlist called why did I buy this? And then you all can buy it

[B]

too, if you want.

[A]

Then maybe I can make some money. This is called an Aztec death whistle. I don't know if that's an offensive name or not to be clear, but I've never blown it before. I just opened it and when you blow into it, it screams, do it. Should I scoot back?

[B]

What? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? It just sounds like static.

[A]

Did I talk to scream?

[B]

No.

[C]

Do you have to put water in it?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

It didn't come with instructions.

[C]

I think you have to put water

[A]

in it first of all.

[C]

Yeah, I think you have to put water in it.

[A]

But my addiction to buying things and also I feel like there's something going on now where I keep getting two of everything I buy on TikTok. I do not know if it is if I'm buying two or if they just keep sending me two. Did I find a glitch in the matrix? Should I unbox this next one on camera?

[B]

Yes. And trying to return anything. I mean, I haven't tried, but it seems very difficult to return things on TikTok.

[A]

You better say it based on nothing. You said based. This is very Monet, but based on literally nothing.

[B]

I literally said. I literally said. I never saw. I said it seems.

[A]

But how? Like, based on what? Because like, so based on nothing is what you're saying. Oh, my God. I bought this game called how deep will you go? This game is apparently like levels of carefully thought out questions cards to build deeper connections with anyone.

[C]

All right, let's do it right now.

[B]

You want to car for me? You and me, we'll do one round.

[A]

Ok. How deep will you go? Here we go. And I will post the link. So, I mean, I should make some money if I'm fucking posting about these things.

[B]

All right.

[A]

How deep will you go?

[B]

Wait, do you have a TikTok shop people can buy for your thing?

[A]

Yeah, but I don't know how to do it. But I signed up for it. But I don't know how to do it yet. I have to spend some time trying

[B]

to figure it out, which means Jacob's gonna figure it out and tell you

[A]

what to do, and then Jacob will teach me, and then I will know.

[B]

That's what I said. Jacob will tell you what to do.

[A]

But you tried to be shady the

[B]

way you said it.

[A]

You tried to be cute.

[B]

That's your internalized shit.

[A]

Nuts, bitch. Sure, take them all the way. Actually, I have really small balls. They wouldn't be able to go very far.

[B]

TS Madison. I'm talking about that. She's like. She's like. She's like. She's like. It went. It all went to the meat.

[A]

Yeah, I don't have. I have very small balls.

[B]

Like marbles, plums, grapes.

[A]

Like. Like a handful of balls. Like a. Like a bitch.

[B]

A handful of balls is a crazy bitch. A fruit. Give me a thing to compare it to.

[A]

Um, I don't know. Like. Like two

[B]

watermelons?

[A]

No, I'm trying to find the nut that's an appropriate nut. Two plums is crazy. Whose nuts look like two plums?

[B]

No, I. I hooked up with a guy in D.C. that had to. It was. Honestly, I didn't realize. I was like, am I into balls? It was really hot that he had big balls.

[A]

Like two walnuts.

[B]

Two walnuts. Okay.

[A]

Okay. You want to do level one, level two, or level three?

[B]

Let's go deep, baby. Level three.

[A]

Level three. Getting deep.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

What are you afraid of passing down to your kids?

[B]

I'm afraid of passing down to my kids my avoidant behavior and, like, conflicts. You know, this. I just. I just. I just. Like, we'll avoid conflict as opposed to

[A]

just doing it for me. I'm afraid of passing down, like, poor health. Like, poor, actual physical health. You know, everyone in my. Not everyone, but a lot of people in my family die pretty young. I'm convinced I'm gonna die pretty young. In my 60s maybe, or I'm gonna live way too long. It's gonna be one of those two things. Also, shout out Angie Stone, who passed away in a car accident. Amazing singer, songwriter, Oscar nominated. I mean, Grammy nominated, amazing songwriter and singer. But, yeah, I'm afraid that that would end up being, like, something that would pass down to my kids.

[B]

All right, one more.

[A]

You ready?

[C]

Mm.

[A]

We have to reveal a secret about ourselves. Something I don't know about you.

[B]

I don't know what is. I generally can't think what you don't know about Me that we haven't talked at this point. We talked for hundreds of hours. I don't know.

[A]

It's a secret that the world doesn't know about us.

[B]

A secret that the world doesn't know about us. I don't know. You go first. I just went first. You go first. I think.

[A]

A secret that the world does not. You know, I'm really. I'm such an open book.

[B]

Right, Right. Same. I can't think what the world is. I mean, obviously there are things in the world, but I'm like, like. Yeah, not my Social Security number.

[A]

Well, just tell us. Just tell us the first. The last four digits in the first three, and we'll guess the middle two.

[B]

Okay. 7925. 421.

[A]

Actually, people can guess your. You don't have to guess. If you lived in New York City, everyone knows if you were born in New York City, everyone knows the first three of your social media. Why everyone in here, everyone who's born in a certain place has the same social. I'm almost positive about this. Let me see. I'm just gonna look that up.

[B]

I don't know if that's true.

[A]

I'm looking. Born in New York City, Social Security.

[B]

Yeah, nobody would just say on this podcast.

[A]

Same ditto. Social Security number. If you're born in New York City, your Social Security numbers fall between 05, 0134. Social Security numbers issued to New York fall between 050 and 134. Social Security numbers before June 21 are linked to the number was issued, which is often the same as where the cardholder was born.

[B]

So the. The. The. So between 050 and 13 1. That. That. That's like.

[A]

No. Well, Social Security issues fall between 050 and then it's got a bunch of stars and then 1, 3, 4 and then a bunch of stars.

[B]

So between 50 and 1 through and 134. That's a lot of different combinations.

[A]

No, I think what it's saying is that your Social Security number is either 050 or 13 4. Maybe it just falls in there. But also maybe because I'm from a smaller place, like born.

[B]

Everyone in Clayton County.

[A]

I was not born in Clayton County.

[B]

Everyone in Atlanta, wherever you were born.

[A]

I was not born in Atlanta.

[B]

Where were you born, bitch?

[A]

I was born in Columbus, Georgia.

[B]

Oh, my God. Everyone in Columbus, Georgia had the same Social Security number. Like beginning with.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

That doesn't sound right.

[A]

Well, I believe the first three of your Social Security number dictate where you Were born.

[B]

But like, I. He's okay.

[A]

I think everyone born Social Security numbers fall between 2, 5, 2 and 6, 7 5.

[B]

That is a lot.

[A]

Yeah, it is a lot. But it. But, but. But it narrows it down. And if you have a computer, you can figure it out pretty easily, actually.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

So there. There was some truth to what I was saying. There is. When you have a Social Security number, it fall, like, based on where you live or where you were. Bor. It puts it in a small chunk of numbers.

[B]

Yeah, but that's different than everyone has the same three digits.

[A]

It's not the same thing. I misspoke. You got me. You want to crucify me and take me. Apologize.

[B]

Apologize to the Internet. Say, I'm sorry.

[A]

Shut the fuck up. How about that?

[B]

I'm sorry for being a stupid little bitch. Say that.

[A]

Well, let's start with you literally knowing nothing.

[B]

Yeah, I know nothing. I know enough to fucking whoop your ass, nigga.

[A]

You think you can.

[B]

Yes, Bob, if we got into an actual physical fight, I think I would tear you up.

[A]

Okay. I hope that one day we find out.

[B]

I hope so too.

[A]

So we can put this to right, by the way. You don't have to wait. You can find out as soon as you want to. Yeah.

[B]

Bring your ass over here.

[A]

Then next time you see me, we can square up. Bring your ass over here. But I assure you.

[B]

Pause the podcast. Come now. You just. You.

[A]

You just.

[B]

You just down the street, nigga. Come now.

[A]

You're down the street too.

[B]

Okay, but you come see me.

[A]

I said come see me. Open the door for you.

[B]

I'll leave the light on for you.

[A]

Exactly. And let me tell you right now, you will. You will. And. And honestly, we should live stream it because you will get embarrassed.

[B]

Okay, sure. Um, so, Bob. Bob. Finally, y'. All. So I played this game called Blood on the Clock Tower a few times, and Bob isn't out of town or. It didn't work out. We finally played yesterday. How did you. How did you feel about Blood on the Clock Tower?

[A]

So blood on the Clock Tower is a lot of rules. So imagine traitors, but everyone has a role. Not. And by the way, in Traders, there's just two roles, Trader or faithful. And now we saw that there's, like, Seer, which is, like, granted to one person to have with.

[B]

Wait, I didn't see that. Please don't spoil it.

[A]

Oh, well, you. But you're like, two episodes behind a seer.

[B]

When was a Seer happening?

[A]

The Seer happened on the episode with

[B]

the chessboard and who's the seer?

[A]

You want me to tell you now?

[B]

I saw the Chessboard episode. I don't remember the Seer.

[C]

I don't think they revealed the seer quite yet. I forget. I think they revealed the thing.

[A]

No, they revealed. They revealed there will be a seer.

[C]

Oh. But also, this episode will air by the time the finale's out.

[A]

So they revealed that there will be a seer. You didn't see that part?

[B]

No.

[A]

Anyway, there's a seer, and the seer gets to find out one person's true identity.

[B]

Oh, I didn't hear about that. But we didn't see it happen yet. And then. So. But I mean, there. Basically, it's good and evil, right? There are townsfolk and outsiders. And then.

[A]

Let me read some of these roles, like y'. All. Let me read some of these roles to y'. All. Cause, like, they are. It's not Monet's making it. Monet's oversimplified. It was.

[B]

No, I mean, what. Cause there are four categories. The two good teams are townsfolk and outsiders, and the bad people are minions and a demon. So it's like two good teams, two bad teams, basically.

[A]

So there are character types. Blood on the cocktail or wiki. Here we go. So if you are, I need the specifics of the roles, bitch. Not just the idea that you type in.

[B]

Type in Washington. I can type in Wash a woman. Blood in the clock tower. Jacob, have you ever played it?

[C]

No, I have not. No.

[A]

So the Raven Keeper, Right, The Raven Keeper. If you die at night, you are woken to choose a player. You learn their character. But it only happens if you die at night. This means you have to be. You have to be killed by the demon. But if you are executed by the town, then your power does not work. How? If the Ravenkeeper dies at night, they get to learn about his power. The Ravenkeeper is woken at night. If they die, the Ravenkeeper may choose a dead player. If they wish, they can choose someone's already dead. Also in this game, when you're dead, you keep playing.

[B]

Yeah, keep on playing the game, which

[A]

I will say it lowers the stakes, but it does make it interesting. But when you play Mafia or the traitors, once you. Once you're dead, you. You're gone. Like you. You're out of here.

[B]

Yeah. And you have characters like the Washerwoman. You start knowing that one of two players is a particular townsfolk. So if someone is saying, yeah, I'm the saint. I'm the saint. The saint. If you if the saint gets killed, like, during daytime, then the game ends automatically, like at the. If the saint gets killed at the roundtable, the game is done. So if someone is like, I'm the saint, I'm the saint, it could just be saying that, but it could actually be a demon, so we don't kill them. You know what I mean? So there are different things like that.

[A]

So the mayor. If only three players live and no execution occurs, your team wins. Which. The mayor is a townsfolk. If you die at night, another player might die instead. So if. If the demon chooses to kill you at night, someone else will just randomly die. But that's also up to the storyteller to decide if they want to kill the other player. There's so many rules. There's a grimmery. One person has this giant book with all the information in it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The storytellers can make mistakes, and our storytellers did make a few mistakes.

[B]

Yeah, the storyteller can make. You got to play with Justin. Justin. Justin is a really good storyteller. He's.

[A]

You think Lindsey and I forget. Justin's better than Aubby and Lindsay.

[B]

Aubby and Lindsay were great, but Justin has been doing this for years.

[A]

Just say out loud you think Justin's better than Aubby and Lindsay. Just say it. Do you or not? Can you answer the question? Or are you afraid to answer?

[B]

But it was really fun.

[A]

Back in the day, we used to be say their names.

[C]

Say their name.

[A]

Now you're scared to even say a simple. Who you think's better at. This is. You know what? This is the Pit Stop. Monet, y'. All. We're getting pissed off. Monet's still in Pit Stop mode. We don't. We don't have We. I'm so sorry, y'. All. Sibling rival. Mon didn't clock in. I think it's hard for Monae, the duality between being the Pit Stop host and. And being a host of. Of our podcast, and I think she didn't turn on her sibling rivalry mode. She's still in pit stop mode.

[B]

And how do you balance between being A and A on a fucking C. How do you.

[A]

Duality. I do both at once.

[B]

How do you. How do you balance those? Because. Because. Because I can't tell which one I'm getting right now.

[A]

Ask. Ask. Ask Dylan Efron how I balance it.

[B]

You know? You know, I'll ask. I'll ask Zach. I'll ask fucking Rob how he's fucking sent your ass home.

[A]

Wow, That's. That was crazy. That Was uncalled for, but it's really

[B]

fun and, like, the. Chris and Lindsay hosted it, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

I've been to Blender Clock, so I bet I hosted one of my house. We got some. We got some hors d', oeuvres, some cheese and some meat. These niggas had fucking balloons. They had an assortment of drinks and cocktails.

[A]

Rib houses, pentagram. Pentagrams all over the house, floating candles, cobwebs, netting.

[B]

I was like, this is great.

[A]

Do you have a grimory?

[B]

The storyteller brings the grimory. That's the storyteller's job.

[A]

You don't own Blood and Clock Tower?

[B]

No, I don't. I don't own it.

[A]

Got it. So you just didn't own the one that you played or.

[B]

And Steve also owns one.

[A]

Steve does it. Well, I mean, I like the game. Once you learn it, it.

[C]

It.

[A]

It takes a learning curve. I will tell y' all this. By the second game, I. When I tell you I was on it, and I sat down next to this guy named Larry, and Larry, listen to the podcast, so I know you're listening, Larry. And Larry was like, oh, my God, I love this game. This is my favorite game. Like, two people. Alby, who's one of the storytellers, and. And Larry were like, this is my favorite game. Auby was like, this is my personality. And because Larry was like, I love this game. It's my favorite games. Toward the. One of the games, Larry started being like, I'm just tired. Like, I just. I just can't even focus right now. And then I was like, he's lying, y'. All. This is his fucking favorite game. I don't care if he's tired. He told me before we started, this is my favorite game. So he would not be acting all tired. And also, a round of people left. If he was so tired, he would have left. He did not leave. He's still here. He is a fucking demon.

[B]

So, wait, was this the third game or the second one? I was a traveler in one where you're the traveler.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

So I started. I was ch. Now, by the way, if you're the demon, which is like the tra. But there's only one demon, maybe two. If you play a certain round, the demon kept moving around the board. Like, the demon just keeps moving around. He. You can kill yourself.

[B]

Minions. He can transfer his power to his

[A]

minions by killing yourself. You kill yourself, and then someone else becomes a demon. So I'm. What my issue was. I was too vocal. But I Was chasing this demon around.

[B]

Vocal shocked.

[A]

I was chasing this demon around the room from, like, one person. Then I was like, now it's him. And then they moved it again, like, now it's him. They move it again. Like, now it's him. Like, I knew every single time where the demon was. I was honest. It was my second round. I was very, very impressed with myself.

[B]

Well, bitch, that's. That's because we played the easy pack, Bob. There's the other one.

[A]

No, we moved to the hard ones.

[B]

With you. With the Zabaletta and the thing.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it's not the zabaletta. It's the. It's the.

[B]

The Zambol.

[A]

Zambol, which is a. I googled it. A Zambol is a corpse that's been resurrected using Caribbean or African magic.

[B]

Ooh, maybe for Halloween. Should I be a Zambol?

[A]

You could be a Zambol. I'll be a Zambol. But, yeah, I got really good at it. But then I had a round where I was not good. Because you can also be drunk or poisoned. If you're drunk or poisoned, you don't know what the fuck is going on. Your powers don't work.

[B]

And then if you're drunk the whole time, you think you're a role that you were not the whole time. If you're drunk, when you're a drunk person, you pull a chip. It doesn't say drunk, and it says another role. But the storytellers know that you were drunk. So the whole time you're like, oh, I'm the pacifist.

[A]

I'm the pacifist.

[B]

I'm the pacifist. And it's like you found at the end, I was drunk the whole time. It was not the pacifist. I was just the drunk.

[A]

In fact, we'll tell you all about some more parties when we get back. I keep forgetting to bring this toothpaste home. When I tell you there are three grown adults living in my apartment squeezing toothpaste out of one. Squeezing toothpaste out of this.

[B]

A toothpaste container. Let me see what that looked like. What is that? I've never seen a toothpaste dispenser like that.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I've seen a few, but yeah. Jacob, I need to bring this home. I'm putting in my fanny pack right now. Maybe we'll have toothpaste. We don't have to, like.

[C]

All the same, throw on the way home and get toothpaste. Literally.

[A]

I have it. It's here.

[B]

I have.

[A]

I don't have to stop and get it. I have it. It's in my hand. This thing is full work. And so.

[B]

And so y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Okay, How y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

Why don't y' all have other toothpaste things? Everybody gotta shave one toothpaste.

[A]

Well, Jacob uses Sensodyne, so sometimes I will go over to his sensodyne, but I think I've used all of his Sensodyne. But we. I mean, there are still some toothpaste. It's just like, you know, when you're. When you. When the whole thing's flat, you're just pressing the. That's where I am. I mean, it's still coming out, but, like, we're not long for this world.

[B]

I love parties. I think at this age stage of my life.

[A]

I'm talking about Hollywood parties.

[B]

That's the thing. Oh, I meant to say Hollywood. I love Hollywood parties. I'm gonna say, I think at this stage of my life, I really enjoy a Hollywood moment. Because no shade, y'. All at this good age and this. At these new feet. I. I mean, since I worked in nightlife, I have never been a stand in line girl. Cause, you know, because of nightlife privilege of being a drag queen, you know,

[A]

you and your plantar fasciitis.

[B]

I don't have, you know what hasn't acted up in a long time, like, years.

[A]

That sounds really lovely.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So these Hollywood parties slide to the left real quick. Okay. I just want to see, like, where the red and blue meet. How they meet. I just wanted to see what was going on with this tank top.

[B]

It's cute.

[C]

Oh,

[A]

I wonder if they. Were they doing, like, this? Were they like this? Was it like. Like, did it mer. Did it blend? I just wanted to. I was. I was very curious to how they were meeting in the middle and so

[B]

last night was the Oscars weekend. Well, sorry.

[A]

Last night was the Oscars?

[B]

Yeah, last night was the Oscars. It was a bunch of parties and

[A]

stuff, which, by the way, Wicked is cursed.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Carlton went, I told y' all I wasn't gonna win. I knew it. Wicked is cursed. Wicked cannot win new musical. Wicked has never won best musical. I mean, it's only been up twice. Once against Avenue Q and once against Amelia Perez, and it lost.

[B]

Avenue Q was up for an Oscar. Best new musical.

[A]

No, this was for the Tony Awards.

[B]

Oh, okay. I was like, wait, what?

[A]

But I'm saying is, like, Wicked can't win best anything unless it's, like, an actor or, like, cinematographers. Like, that. But Wicked cannot win best film. Wicked.

[B]

I mean Wicked did not even have a big, A big award season. Like what big awards did they win? I think, I think Cynthia wants a Golden Globe, maybe a Scope.

[A]

Jacob, it was nominated for 10 Oscars.

[B]

And how many did it come out with?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I know, but gag onora.

[C]

It won two. At least it won production design and costume design. I don't know if it won a third. I feel like it did, but let me look.

[A]

Okay, but Cynthia and Ariana didn't win.

[B]

I know, I mean, but congratulations to. To Mikey. Who won? Who? This, this new actress. She did Anora. I mean did you see Anora? No, I thought, I thought I. I thought Anora's love. I really enjoyed it and she was so she won. She won best. She won actress and they won best film or something like that. They killed.

[A]

The only Oscar nominated films I saw were Wicked and the. The Substance.

[B]

Yeah, substance. Which demi won the Golden Globe or she won. Yeah, but she didn't win a thing. I mean, that's crazy of her. Her career. But to be honest, the Demi. More movies I can name are Ghost, GI Jane and the Substance. I don't know any. Any other Demi.

[A]

I mean Ghost did win Charlie's Angels.

[B]

Which one?

[C]

Charlie's Angels.

[A]

But I mean Ghost did win an Oscar.

[B]

She wasn't in the movie. She was in the series Charlie's Angels. The movie was Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore

[C]

and yeah, she's in it. Isn't she like the villain?

[B]

Yeah, but. Yeah, okay, fine.

[A]

What do you mean yeah, but

[B]

she wasn't like the. She wasn't a lead.

[A]

You don't have to be a lead to win. Again. I want to say this again, no one's responding to me, but yes, Ghost did win an Oscar, but it wasn't for the lead.

[B]

It was supporting. Yeah, supporting for Whoopi. I know, but. But does. But a supporting would be like Drew Barrymore or like Cameron. Like I don't think she would have been supporting as a villain.

[A]

Oscar. The Joker won an Oscar. The guy who played the Heath Ledger won an Oscar. A posthumous Oscar. Yes, he did.

[B]

For a supporting actor.

[C]

Yeah. Hain also won for Joker.

[B]

I. He was.

[A]

He won best actor though. But Heath Ledger won supporting in Dark Knight Rises or Dark. What? A dark. Dark Knight. Dark Knight Rises. Dark Knight.

[B]

The dark. Dark Knight. Yeah. Bane was risers.

[A]

No, I think the Scarecrows Rises.

[C]

Batman Begins.

[B]

Batman Begins.

[C]

Dark Knight. Dark Knight Rises.

[B]

Bane is the last one.

[A]

Batman Begins. I thought that was the Christopher Columbus.

[B]

No, you keep on saying that. It's not Christopher Columbus. Every time you say that, they dragged. It's not Christopher Columbus that did that.

[A]

What's his name?

[B]

Not Christopher Columbus.

[C]

Christopher Nolan was the one who did those ones.

[B]

No, he's talking about the one that did the really campy one. It's not.

[A]

Chris Columbus never directed a Batman film.

[B]

No.

[A]

What did Chris Lums direct that I thought was Batman?

[C]

Harry Potter.

[A]

Harry Potter. And who did Rent?

[B]

Jonathan Larson.

[A]

No, he didn't direct the film. He was dead. Monet. He'd been dead for like almost 20 years. Chris Columbus.

[B]

I mean, how he made it. He did the book.

[A]

Who directed Rent?

[C]

Chris Columbus.

[A]

Chris Columbus directed Rent.

[B]

But not. But rant,

[A]

bitch. I thought he directed Batman for some reason. I don't know why I thought he directed Batman.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yeah. So I got invited to the Elton John.

[A]

I got invited, too.

[B]

Okay, don't say it like you're the

[A]

one who got invited. I don't like that. Why didn't we go? That is how you said it. Okay? That's how you fix your lips to say.

[B]

And it was a whole lot of fun. I met so many, so many celeb friends, you know? You know when you go to these parties, you meet people you didn't realize were fans of yours. Like, do you watch. Do you watch yellow jackets?

[A]

Did you get fingered?

[B]

I wish. I did make out with someone that I'm not going to say who was. I was.

[A]

Can you tell us, are they short or tall?

[B]

They're tall.

[A]

Over 30 or under 30?

[B]

Over 30.

[A]

Over 40? Under 40.

[B]

I don't know, actually.

[A]

So 30s or early 40s?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Jacob, can you tell us if they're over 30 or under 30, please?

[B]

Oh, my God, you are so messy.

[A]

I'm just asking. You don't have to. If the person Monet made out with is over 30 or under 30.

[C]

Oh, gotcha.

[B]

They're definitely over 30. You mean under 40 or over 30?

[A]

Over 30. Over 40. Under 40. And are they an actor or a. Do they work. Do they work in film?

[B]

Sometimes. I'm not saying that they are over 40. Really?

[A]

Do they work behind the scenes or do they work, like, in front of the camera?

[B]

Behind the scenes.

[A]

Behind the scenes. Okay.

[B]

And it was shorter than you were.

[A]

Taller than you. Taller than you.

[B]

We already know that. How you know that?

[A]

We already know that. Bald. No, they have hair for sure. You don't really date bald guys.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

What bald guy? Have you ever dated?

[B]

Dated? Not dated. I've only dated Three or four people.

[A]

You went on a date last night. You were on a date with this person.

[B]

It wasn't a date. You're about to evolve. You're about to cause drama. But it was.

[A]

I'm only revealing. I'm the seer.

[B]

But on the way to the bathroom. So I met them on the thing. We had, like, chat or whatever, and then we exchanged numbers. I was on the way to the bathroom, and they were like, wow, you look really good. And bitch. You know when somebody put their hand at the small of your back? And I was like, oh, the little. And it was great. And it was just so cute. And I was like. And I would've been, you know, facial

[A]

hair or no facial hair?

[B]

Facial hair.

[A]

Okay. Last night, Megan, thee stallion. I saw her and she was like, beers. And normally I don't come to people when they call me to them, but I did it for Megan. And I went over and she was

[B]

like, girl, Bob, as a rule. Y' all know Bob have rules about everything. As a rule.

[A]

I broke my rule for Megan. I broke my rule for Megan. And I was like. She was just mad that I got eliminated from Traders. And she was like, I was rooting for you. And I was like, who are you rooting for now? She's like, no one, bitch. I was only rooting for you. You were the one I was rooting for. And then. And then she was like, we play traitors all the time. And I was like, invite. I play traitors.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

It's like you just play mafia, basically. It's literally the same game, I guess. And then I went, oh, invite me over. I'll come. Let me give you my number. She did not give me her phone.

[B]

She just changed.

[A]

So she's like.

[B]

Anyway, she's like, I gotta talk to all that. Did she make you drive the boat?

[A]

Drive the boat?

[B]

What drive the boat?

[A]

What is drive the boat?

[B]

Megan, when she, like, is partying, she always. She makes people drive the boat. She has. She always has a bottle of Don Julio and she. And she pours in your mouth.

[A]

No, I would have. I would have said no to that. I would not have broken.

[B]

Well, if.

[A]

OK, 100%. No, I'd have been like, I don't drink.

[B]

Is it okay? What? Okay?

[A]

There's no one. I would bring my sobriety for work

[B]

if I was sober, I would break my sobriety for Rihanna. 100%.

[A]

I would literally. No. I'd be like, I don't drink. Girl driving by. Be like, I ain't driving no boat.

[B]

And she like, you like, I'll park it for you.

[A]

Yeah, you wanna put it down? I'll dock the boat.

[B]

I'll dock the boat. Okay. See my Mickey sound. She was obsessed. I met Liv from. Oh, my God.

[A]

What?

[B]

Instagram just removed my comment to Nick Smith. I'd never seen this before.

[A]

What did you say? Nick reported you good.

[B]

He bought me dead. So he commented on my thing. What did I post? Hold on. I don't care why. They said, cy, nigga. I don't fucking care why. Oh, Nick commented on my picture of the pictures I posted of me, you know, old pictures of me. He said, when did it get better for you? I said, the day I kill you.

[A]

And I get. But they know.

[B]

They know he's my friend.

[A]

Instagram don't know your motherfucking life.

[B]

That shit's crazy. Deleted my comment. Wow.

[A]

Anyway, you were saying Liv. Who's Liv?

[B]

Oh, from Yellowjackets. Who? I'm a huge fan. So do you watch Yellowjackets?

[A]

No.

[B]

Such a great show. She's so.

[A]

I only watched, like, one unscripted show.

[C]

Liv Hewson.

[B]

Yeah. Liv Houston. She's so sorry.

[C]

Thank them.

[B]

They are so talented and they're such a great actor. And it was so lovely meeting them. Them and their partner. I believe it was their partner. And it was.

[A]

You make up their partner. Is that who you met out with?

[B]

No, I did not meet couple. Just wondering.

[A]

I'm just trying to narrow it down.

[B]

And I met a few.

[A]

I was like, maybe we can get a full list of everyone who's at the party. What bar did you go to?

[B]

What bar party? The Elton John.

[A]

If we can get a full list of everyone at the party, I'm assuming. So now we narrow it down to someone queer. A man, probably a gay man over 40.

[B]

I did not say I was a man. I said they were tall. I said they were bald, so. Oh, so tall. Bald people are all men.

[A]

You did not say bald. You said. You did not say about. You said hair.

[B]

So who.

[A]

Who was it? Jane Lynch. What tall woman? Leslie Jordan.

[B]

You don't know.

[A]

I mean, Leslie Jones is either Leslie Jones, Jane Lynch, Cheryl Swoops, Brittney Griner. Who was it then?

[B]

Honestly, I would make. I would make the. Out with Brittney Griner. Absolutely. What? I think that'd be hot.

[A]

So you did. So it wasn't that. So we know we're narrowing it down. So anyway, y', all, we're gonna figure this out. Y' all find the list. Go find out who's at the party last night.

[B]

We.

[A]

We.

[B]

We know.

[A]

Just find out who looks like. Who looks like Andy.

[B]

No, I did not look like Andy.

[C]

Actually.

[B]

Um, there was.

[A]

Damn. So he's hotter than Andy.

[B]

Oh, my God, Bob, you are. So I'm asking.

[A]

You don't have to answer the question.

[B]

You aren't such a messy bitch. You're not answering bitch.

[A]

That means he's harder than Andy.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

Some of the cast of Wednesday, I hung out with them. It was fun.

[A]

I started watching recently because a friend of mine recommended it. Came over and we watched this show, Monet's Sunday Party.

[B]

Great show.

[A]

It is a great show. Dickinson.

[B]

I don't know what that is.

[A]

It's an Emily Dickinson. It's old. Not old, but it's like 2017, maybe.

[B]

That is not old.

[A]

No, what I mean is it's not new. Like, it didn't just come out. The series is literally. The series is completely done. It's over.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

But it's called Dickinson. It's Emily Dickinson's story. It's got Jane Krakowski, Wiz Khalifa. It's a really.

[B]

Wiz Khalifa's an actor.

[A]

Wiz Khalifa acted in this. Yeah.

[C]

Work.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

He plays death. Emily Dickinson is obsessed with death.

[B]

I don't know anything about Emily or her.

[A]

Dude. I did not know she's. Apparently. She's a lesbian.

[B]

Let's take a break. I'm talking a little more about Emily. I'm gonna do some research.

[A]

I'm Kiana. And I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail].

[B]

hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile.

[C]

Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of

[B]

unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try@mint mobile.com. switch. Upfront payment of $45 for three months,

[A]

$90 for six months, or $180 for a 12 month plan required. $15 per month equivalent to taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. See terms.

[B]

Okay, we're back. Wait. Emily Dickinson is a real person, right?

[A]

She's a poet, right? Did she write Fly on the wall or what was her poem, her most famous poem called Not Fly on the Wall. What's her most famous poem called? Cool Girl.

[B]

She looked like. She looked like a Cola Scola in that show.

[C]

I don't think she ourselves were wed one summer. Dear.

[A]

The day of. I don't know. I heard a fly buzz when I died.

[B]

I just sounded so ignorant I said about it in public. Monet's so uncultured.

[A]

I was actually her poem. I heard a fly buzz when I died. The stillness in the room was like the stillness in the air between the heaves. I heard of storm Work.

[B]

Do what?

[C]

Yeah, that's the name of the poem.

[A]

I just remember. So I'll read it to you all. It's pretty short. I heard a fly buzz when I died. The stillness in the room was like stillness in the air between the heaves of storm. The eyes around had wrung them dry and breaths were gathering firm for the last onset when the king be witnessed in the room. I willed my keepsake signed away what portion of me be assignable. And then it was. They interposed there. Interposed. A fly with blue uncertain stumbling buzz between the light and me. And then the windows failed. And then I could not see to see. And I just remember that's the only poem that I know of. And I didn't even know the name of it. But I remember when we studied poetry in eighth grade. She was one of the poets that we had to study her and do you know any poems by heart?

[B]

Um. The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things.

[A]

So do you know it by heart, bitch? Or is this. Or is this like Renaissance?

[B]

That's all I know.

[A]

Okay, I believe I know this one. Okay, Jacob, look up the lines to Two woods. What is it?

[B]

Two woods, two roads diverged.

[A]

Two woods diverged. Two roads diverged in yellow wood. So it's by Robert Frost. Two roads diverged. Who's the poet laureate?

[B]

I believe.

[A]

I believe Robert Frost was the poet laureate. Two roads diverge in a yellow wood and.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

I could not travel both and be one traveler long I stood and looked down one to where it bent in the undergrowth. No, no, no. That's what I know. His woods. Whose woods these are? That's what I know. Whose woods these are? I think I know his house is in the village. Though he will not see me stopping here to watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it queer to stop without a farmhouse near. Throughout the woods and frozen lake the darkest evening of the year. I give my harness bells a shake to see if there was some mistake. The only other sounds a sweep of easy wind and downy flake. But I have mouth. But I have miles to go. But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep. Something like that. Did I get that right? Jacob? Mostly, yeah. I Learned that in 8th grade. Why is that still with me? I do not know. I do not know.

[B]

I mean, I. I didn't want. I think I know this one.

[A]

You're reading.

[B]

I'm not. I know.

[A]

Close your eyes.

[B]

Said little bitch you can fuck with me you see you don't even.

[A]

You're lying. I watched you google and the lyrics I say a little bitch you can't

[B]

with me if you wanted to.

[C]

Hold on.

[B]

These expensive these is red bottoms, these is bloody shoes get them both get,

[A]

get the score I can get them both I don't want to choose and I'm quick cut a nigga off so don't get comfortable see I don't dance now I make money moves hey hey. See I don't dance now I make money moves if I see you and I don't speak that means I don't with you I'm a boss, you're a worker I make bloody moves now she say she gonna do what to who? Let's find out and see Cardi B. You know what I meant? You know what I mean? I'm in the. You're in the club just to party I'm there, I get paid a fee I beginning at them bake so much I know that honestly don't give a about who ain't fond of me Drop two mixtapes in six months which bitch is working as hard as me? I don't bother with these whores. I don't let these whores bother me. They see pictures, they say gold bitch, I'm who they're trying to be.

[B]

Look, I might just call him some babe I might chill onto your boo I might just feel on your babe my pussy feel like a leg he want to swim in his face.

[A]

Can you do it with the accent though? I'm like okay I let him get what he wants. He made me Yves Saint Laurent and the new whip when it goes fast

[B]

as a horse look at that horse. Look at that horse. Yeah, I don't really know any poems like that. I mean, I remember again, um, Life. I used to think I knew life for me and Ben. No Crystal Stair. But I don't know that. I mean, I know the name of it. I don't know the poem by heart.

[A]

Um. I used to know Maya Angelou's. I don't. The dust, like, still like dust. Like. Like dust I rise.

[B]

Dust I rise.

[A]

But that one has escaped me. I don't know why. I do not know why. I know that fucking.

[B]

But we.

[A]

We all had to learn a poem and recite it. So everyone had to learn a. Can you double check? I'm pretty sure Robert Frost is a poet laureate.

[B]

We all do. No. Tours are two roads. Diversion to Yellow Wood. I'm sorry I could not. Travel, bro. And be one. Travel.

[A]

No, no, you're cheating. Don't sing it. I know, because I know y' all niggas learn this as a motherfucking song, but you're not slick. Speak it.

[B]

I still fucking know it, nigga. Where's the little.

[A]

Do it, then do without singing.

[B]

No.

[A]

I don't know if y' all know this or not, but Monet cannot do the Alphabet without singing it. Monat literally can't recite the Alphabet unless she sings it. And I'm not trying to put you on blast, but Monet, literally, it'd be like, A, B, C, D.

[B]

Two roads I verge of the yellow one. I'm sorry I could not travel. Both

[A]

make it challenging.

[B]

The look one traveler long I stood to where it bent in the undergrowth and both that morning equally lay Tuli's no step nor trodden back. I don't know the rest of it,

[A]

but, yeah, when I was in eighth grade, we all had to learn a poem. Everyone in class had learned a poem by a poet laureate, and I was assigned Whose woods these are, or whatever that poem's called by Robert Frost. And then we had to write a book of poetry that had a poem.

[B]

What kind of poems did you write?

[A]

We had to write one of, like, several. We had to write an epic poem. We had to write a sonnet. We had to write. A soliloquy is not a poem. We had to write. A soliloquy can be a poem, but a soliloquy is not necessarily a poem. A soliloquy is just a character on the show thinking to themselves out loud.

[B]

Right? So you do. But, I mean, I feel like when we did our poetry thing in seventh grade, we had to do soliloquies as well.

[A]

A soliloquy can be a poem, but not all poems are soliloquies.

[B]

Right? So I'm just asking is your teacher made you fucking write one? Bitch.

[A]

No. You thought a soliloquy was a poem anyway, right?

[B]

Yes. And it can be. And I was right.

[A]

It can be. You thought a soliloquy was always a poem.

[B]

But it can be yes or no.

[A]

Yeah. But you thought it was always a poem.

[B]

Thank you. But you thought it was procedure. What do you have to write? A colloquy.

[A]

And then we had to write a haiku and I. A haiku. And I can't remember when. The poem I wrote. I wrote. It was called Loneliness. What the poem was called.

[B]

Loneliness was your poem.

[A]

It was one of my poems. I just remember I had to wrote a poet called loneliness.

[B]

Why? Oh, you were. You were feeling things. That's so. That's so beautiful.

[A]

I don't think I was feeling lonely. I was just channeling someone else's. How did it go? Oh, my God. Have you ever. Have you ever noticed how I can't.

[B]

I thought you said you just found all your poems and journals.

[A]

No, I found my journals, but from like adult years. I don't have anything from my childhood. Many of my house burned down. I don't have to leave my childhood.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

Everything from childhood is gone. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Cooked

[B]

and I'm so home today.

[A]

Have you ever. Oh, my God. I want to know. I remember this poem. Have you ever noticed that the rain won't. Have you ever noticed that the rain won't stop? And how lonely you feel with every drop Loneliness brings pain Pain that's clear to see and to see you in pain really aches me. So when you're alone call on a friend and it is me you will see to ease the pain that so awakens me. Oh, my God.

[B]

It sounds like peaches. Fuck the pain away.

[A]

That's brilliant. Can you acknowledge how I wrote that

[B]

in eighth grade and you just remembered all of it?

[A]

Yes. Have you ever noticed that the rain won't stop? And how lonely you feel with every drop? Loneliness brings pain Pain that's clear to see and to see when pain really aches me. So when you're alone call on a friend and it's me you will see to ease the pain that so aches me. I got the highest grade in the class for my poems.

[B]

Girl, you were. You had a lot of emotions going on over there.

[A]

I think I was literally sitting at my window. And it was raining. And I was like, ooh, the rain. The poem was called the rain. That's what it was called. It was called the rain.

[B]

Oh, and you and you and you made fun of me with my. The clouds keep coming and falling.

[A]

Monet. I think it's a Patreon exclusive. Go type in Monet's journal or something on Patreon, y'. All. Monet's journal entries. Y' all would think Monet was going. If y' all think that Monet was talking about her feelings in life, be lifein baby. That ain't nothing compared to what Monet was pouring. Monet was living out full soap operas. Monet was having full relationships with people who didn't know they had them with her. Monet was tormented. Monet thought she was in a Sister soldier book, honey. Poor Monet. Young Monet. I feel like.

[C]

I feel like.

[B]

I feel like I want to write adult.

[A]

Sorry, go ahead.

[B]

I think I want to write an adult novel. Like akin to like a Sister soldier, but like a gay one. Like I would like to write like a gay Sister soldiers fantasy.

[A]

The hottest summer ever. Honestly, you'd already. You're piggybacking off her success and you'd already be in these streets. So I have a theory about these Hollywood parties. Sorry to jump back. Here's my theory.

[B]

Uh huh.

[A]

I was testing out last night and honestly I had a pretty high success rate, okay? So when I'm at these parties, I do not know. I don't, I don't. I'm really bad at recognizing people. I'm really, really bad at it. I'm. Y' all saw Name that White Woman. I'm horrible at this, right? But I am. So I go up to people at Hollywood parks and I say, hi, my name is Bob. I'm a comedian. I host a Madonna's tour. That's why I'm here. Or so I'll say, hi, my name's Bob. And if they're really famous, they'll just go, hi. And I'll be like, I'm Bob, I'm a comedian. They'll go, oh, that's cool. But they never say their name because I think they think I know their names.

[B]

Who they are probably if they're famous. Yeah.

[A]

And I'd be like, can you just say your name? Like, don't make me be like, who are you? What do you do? Because I know you're famous and I don't know who you are. I don't know what you do. But I famously asked January Jones. How she knows Charlize Theron? At a party one time.

[B]

I don't know. Who the fuck. Who the fuck is January Jones? I gotta look.

[A]

She's a famous actor. I found out about her too.

[C]

She was most famous for Mad Men in the X Men Days of Future Past. She also played Emma's. Emma Frost. Oh.

[A]

So I was like, what? I was like, oh, J. Ware. That's a cool name. How do you know Charlize? Like, we. We're colleagues or something like that. And I was like, oh. Like, do you. Are you like a stylist or something? She goes, no. But she also wouldn't say what she did. Like, they won't just say, I'm an actor. And when you meet someone's famous child, they will not just say, my dad is so and so. They won't just say, my dad is Keanu Reeves. They'll just be like, I came with my dad.

[B]

Yeah. Because they. Cause I think it's like they don't want to feel like they're like they're. I mean, which is sometimes is the most notorious. Notorious thing about them. Is that who their parents are. But you want to kind of like be like, I'm my own person, you know?

[A]

But to quote Monat, let's clear it up. Clear it up, honey. Because I don't know y' all hoes and y' all and y' all don't know me, and that's okay. But we should. We can get to know we're at a party. Let's just get to meet each other. So here's my. If you find yourself randomly at a Hollywood party, and I know most of y' all are like, well, what, Bob Money? While we at a Hollywood party, here's my theory. If it is a woman who is skinny and over five' ten, who's dressed very well, that's a model. If it is a woman who's beautiful, dressed very well, but under five, eight, that's an actor. If it's a man wearing jeans, if he's wearing jeans and like a T shirt or like maybe a blazer over a T shirt, that is a film director. If it is a person who's wearing a button up shirt, they look like they could be the wait staff. That is a comedian. If they have an insanely hot body, they're dressed very fashionable. But you can tell it's not like super duper, high end fashion. Like, it's not like, it's not like, you know, Runway, Vera Wang or something. That is a dancer. And if they are wearing. If they look like they're going to prom, that's a famous person's child.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Or if they look like they went to the Oscars, but they didn't go to the Oscars. That's just a rich person. Like, I met this guy last night, and Jake and I go up. You want to just start talking? So I was like, hey, what's your name? He was like, my name's Sasha. I was like, oh, hey, Sasha. He was really tall. I said, are you a model? You're so tall. Are you a model? He goes, no. I was like, oh, what do you do? He was like, nothing. And I was like, how do you make money? He was like, I don't. I was like, how'd you get here? He goes, my dad. And then he pointed at some man who I didn't recognize, who I'm assuming was just either very wealthy or some sort of a famous director or something. Girl.

[B]

What?

[A]

But he was like. He was just dancing. He was like, I don't make money. My dad. I was kind of gagged. Jacob was there for that interaction.

[B]

There's no he, this person. I mean. I mean, I guess I'm just so far removed from what that situation would be where you literally have to do nothing because your parents have so much money. You don't have to do anything ever.

[A]

And everyone was like, it's like, that's

[B]

like some Billy Madison shit. There's no way this person does absolutely nothing.

[A]

I believe him. The people with him were like, he's. No, he's a model. I don't know if they were saying, like, he's getting into modeling, or they were just saying he's handsome. But I was like, so I don't know. What are you a model? He was like, no, no, no. They were like, no, he's a model. He's a model. But also, I was in the car with the girl on the COVID of Vogue.

[B]

Who? Which one?

[C]

I'm just gonna let him try to get it for a moment.

[A]

Maya Zaya Z. Kaia. Kaia, right?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Kaia Crawford.

[B]

Oh. Cindy Crawford's daughter.

[A]

Kaia Crawford.

[C]

Kaia Gerber.

[A]

Kaia Gerber, who is. By the way, did you know Kaia Gerber was the original Gerber baby? That's why they call her the Gerber.

[B]

Oh, no, I didn't know that.

[A]

Yeah. That's kind of crazy, because she's been modeling since she was a baby.

[B]

So.

[A]

Cindy Carford got her into modeling when she was literally just a baby, and she. That's why they call it the Gerber Baby.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

But anyway, I was in the car with Kaia Gerber and her and her friend were. They. They came to me. They knew who I was. Oh, nice to meet you all. What's your name? They were actually really good. They were really, really cool. But she kept being modest. She would not just be like, I'm a model. I was on the COVID of Vogue. She just kept being like. I was like, what are you guys doing? They were like, we're just. We're just nobody actors. That's what everyone says. We're just. We're just nobody act. I was like. I was like, so just be honest with me. Are you being modest or are you like a big deal? They're like, no. And the guy was like, I wish I was being modest. I'm really just a nobody actor who was probably fucking. He was probably famous too. But they were really, really sweet though. Kya and her friend Mod. No, Mod was a different situation. I can't remember his name, but he. He kind of looked like. If Andrew Garfield was actually gay and younger, is that a good description of him, Jacob, would you say? Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[B]

Elton John came out and performed with Chaperone at the show, which was really fierce. To see Elton John, like doing his thing, sitting down on piano doing his thing was really cute.

[A]

What do they sing? They sang A Circle of Life. Please.

[B]

No.

[A]

Did Chaperone go, na zingpong ya ma ba gizi baba?

[B]

No. They sang one of Elton's songs and then she. Then he got up and sat on stage and. And she put a Pink Pony hat on him and she sang Pink Pony Club. Chaperone sang Pink Pony Club in the back of the Abbey last night. Cause that's what that party was. They did it at the West Hollywood Park. So the Abbey's literally right here. And Chaperone's like, ah, what have you done?

[A]

It was literally dancing at a Weho gay bar. That's kind of funny.

[B]

Literally. She was singing her song. It was weird.

[A]

There was a performance at Madonna's party too.

[B]

Who was it?

[A]

Lil Wayne. Work came out and did a set.

[B]

How long? I mean, I thought Chad was gonna do like a little skibidi bop boop bitch. She like a 45 minute set.

[A]

Lil Wayne did about 30 minutes.

[B]

I was like, girl, she was giving us all the songs. I was like, work.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Wayne, she's a great.

[B]

This bitch can sing. Yeah, she's a bitch. Vocals, live vocals. She sounded amazing.

[A]

So I was at the bathroom. And Paris Hilton was trying to get into the bathroom. Well, Paris hilton was standing in line, and her husband was in front of me, and he wanted to give Paris Hilton her spot. His spot in the bathroom. He was like, just go before me, because she's wearing a complicated order. She had a complicated order on. And Paris houghton would not. She kept. She didn't want to cut anyone in line. And we kept being like, girl, just go like, he's giving you his spot. Like, is. I mean, it's his spot to give up. He's giving you his spot. She's like, no, no, I can't. And they kept like, girl, just go to the bathroom. And she kept like, I know. I can't do this. There's like, five minutes of Paris Hilton's husband and. And this other guy who. I think I know who he was. He's a famous actor. He was on. He's on. He's the guy from the Larry. Larry David show.

[B]

Curb enthusiasm.

[A]

Curb enthusiasm? Yeah. The black guy from Kirby enthusiasm.

[B]

I never seen it.

[A]

Anyway, trying to get. Trying to get Paris Hilton in the bathroom. I have seen kirbytheus. I kept being like, I'll go, but they wouldn't let me go. I kept like, I'll go. I'll be quick. I promise. They're like, no, we have to get her in this bathroom. I was like, well, she don't want to go. I was like, I believe women. Okay. No, I saw a great episode of curb enthusiasm about the one where they went to Atlanta. Oh, my God. Curb enthusiasm is actually a really funny show.

[B]

I believe. I just haven't never, like, come across, you know. You know, there are so many movies and TV shows I need to watch, and then when I go sit down to go watch the show, I'd just be like, just go with what I already know, and I know will be funny that I'll enjoy. I rarely just watch the new things I need to watch.

[A]

And I met the lady from severance, which is the only TV show I watch that's scripted.

[B]

Which one? Like this.

[A]

The red lady? Yeah, the red.

[B]

The redhead. Work.

[A]

Britt Lauer.

[B]

She what?

[C]

Britt Lauer.

[B]

Britt lauer.

[A]

She was really sweet. I was like, I'm a big fan of yours, and I. I don't want to spoil season two for anyone, so I'm not going to say anything, But I was like, this show is the only show. I said I was. So I said, I know you're sick of hearing this, but I was so mad at how long it Took for season two.

[B]

She probably like. She probably, like, if one more person's fucking say this shit to me, I can slap the piss out of them.

[A]

No, she was like. She was like.

[C]

I under. She was.

[A]

She was just. She was very, very gracious. She was very, very kind. She was incredibly kind. Honestly, everyone's really nice. Everyone's really. I didn't have any odd interactions last night. Everyone was just, honestly, genuinely very, very friendly.

[B]

You didn't trip and fall in front of Taylor Swift again.

[A]

Not this time. And last time, I rode back in the car with Chloe. Apparently, her name is Sevigne. We thought it was Savini.

[B]

Yeah, Savigny. Swedish.

[A]

Is that her name? Is that how it's pronounced?

[B]

Yes, it is.

[C]

I looked it up for some reason. I thought it was Savini. I thought it was 78 first. And then I saw somewhere somebody said savinki, who I thought looked like they were credible.

[B]

That's somebody from Alabama that said that.

[C]

So then I was saying savinki. And then I sat in the. Kai in the car and Kaia Gerber read me.

[A]

Read.

[C]

Read me to filth.

[A]

She just laughed really hard. So you think people from Alabama can't pronounce names? You want to apologize to our listeners from Alabama?

[B]

No, not people. Just Trinity.

[A]

What did Trinity do to you?

[B]

What? What did Trinity do to me? Nothing.

[A]

To get this vitriol out of nowhere,

[B]

because I felt like it. Now what?

[A]

You're a bully. You're a mean girl.

[B]

You're a mean, mean girl. Regina George, you're a bitch.

[A]

Um, you're real plastic, hard. What is it? Cold, hard, plastic.

[B]

Bob, we need to do. I. I just realized, mom bonded. Mama palooza. We have to have sibling awardery.

[A]

They did an award show.

[B]

It was an award show. It is like a big show. But we can do our sibling show. The sibling awardery.

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

But we have to decide, like, is it. Like, what is our show? Is it standup? Is it giving awards? Is it performances? Like, what are we doing?

[A]

I think it's awards. I mean, basically, we can do. We can just do our own version of the Slammies.

[B]

Oh, my God. The Slammies was so fun. The Slammies, y', all, was so the New York. We had the glam awards. They weren't the Glammys. They were the Glam awards. And then in pro T, the Grammys

[A]

actually reached out and told them they could not call the show the Glammys anymore.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because it's too close to Grammys.

[B]

Is that how that works. Is it because it's too close?

[A]

Well, they had enough money to scare them, so they now call the Glam Awards.

[B]

Damn, they should have trademarked glammies before they scared them or something. They're like, well, actually, we own the trademark on Glammy. So now what?

[A]

Well, girl, the Grammys probably bought it before they got a chance to.

[B]

Probably, yeah. So then.

[A]

Not confirmed, by the way.

[B]

We don't know.

[A]

They don't report that as news.

[B]

So then, Bob, did you create slammies?

[A]

Yeah, I created the slammies. Yeah.

[B]

And then so Bob would sit in his apartment and fucking glued dolls to fucking shoes, whatever the hell he was doing.

[A]

So the Slammy Awards were the worst of Nightlife. So we had numbers like Worst Singer or it was. Maybe you should stick to lip syncing. Was that. We had a Two Left Feet award. We had Best Nightlife Meltdown. We had Best Nightlife Fight. And the ultimate award was Cunt of the Year.

[B]

Who won that one?

[A]

Sherry vine won it one time, which

[B]

is not true, because Sherry vine is literally the sweetest person you ever. Y', all, when I tell you, Sherry vine is literally the kindest person you will ever meet.

[A]

Azra won it one time.

[B]

That. No, that. That's. That's.

[A]

But it was. It was. It was all by vote. So the way that. The way that the slammies worked was this was the year. One of these was the year where Monet and Taylor O'Rear double teamed me in my apartment and made fun of me after Taylor led a physical assault on me. And then Monet instigated it and made fun of me for years in the wake of my physical attack. But we won't have to get into that right now. That just shows how Monet, just like in Traitor, they have to gang up on me to get me, honey. They have to gang up on me to get you.

[B]

I wish I could roll my eyes hard. I wish I said I could roll my eyes harder.

[A]

Roll them out of your head.

[B]

I don't even know how to do it.

[A]

And Taylor over here laughing with his little skinny ass. Oh, sorry. That was uncalled for.

[B]

I didn't call you skinny. Sorry, Taylor. That was uncalled for. Wow. Not shaming Taylor's body.

[A]

I apologize. Sorry, Taylor. Yeah. You're sitting in a chair, though, aren't you? Must be nice.

[B]

And so, wait, so, I mean, so

[A]

the way the slamming works, the way the slammings worked is we. I would send out a. You have to work in nightlife. You must work in New York City. Nightlife. Any role. Bartender, gate, dj, bar bag, coat check. But you have to work at a bar at least one night of the week, Right. Or at least once a month. Basically. You have to be at like at least a monthly party. It can't be like I did. You know, I once performed at Hot Rabbit. You have to work at nightlife. And then I would send out the things. Then you would send, I would send out the category. You send back your nominations. Then I would tally up all the nominations, send back out the top four. You would vote for those. And then I would go to the thrift store and buy these dolls and the, I mean, these, these high heels. I would just buy high heels, spray paint every high heel gold. And then I would take these dolls I got from the dollar store and I would put them inside the shoe. And that was the slammy award.

[B]

Why the doll and the shoe? Oh, because like the queen is stuffed in the shoe.

[A]

Yeah. And each doll was like, so if it was lipstick. If it was, if it should be, if it should be lipstick. And she had like table in her mouth and cunt of the year had like really bitchy eyebrows. And like best fight was like two dolls, like going at it.

[B]

Um, what would. So I, I, I mean, for sipping awardery, I think like, how many like is standard? We do like 10 awards, 20 awards.

[A]

And we can make it about. Maybe it could be about drag or just gender non conforming artists and then. Yeah, queer.

[B]

I think it should be of queer. Queer.

[A]

So you would include like gay comedians and. Yeah, but you know who's gonna be the most sensitive and won't want to participate?

[B]

Mateo.

[A]

The designers. Why Girl Worst garment.

[B]

Okay, Bob, we're not doing the slam. We're not doing slam. We're doing nice ones. We're not doing the slam.

[A]

Yeah, I want to do the mean ones.

[B]

Why mean ones?

[A]

Because it's funny to me.

[B]

You wanna. Okay, People are not going to want to participate in a mean award.

[A]

Okay, to be clear, everyone loved the slammies.

[B]

Everyone participated with no stakes. If we do it at a nice theater, people are like in nice gowns and outfits and telling them you were really bad at your job. Worst comedian, unfunniest jokes. That's crazy.

[A]

You all tell me what you think. I think, by the way, it doesn't have to be like, it could be like a biggest Twitter meltdown. Um, cringiest TikTok moment or cringiest social media moment. Worst garment, Most poorly received single. I can do that. I can be the man. Maybe you should Stop releasing music. Okay, no, see, I don't like that.

[B]

I think the single is better than you should really not do music anymore when n be spending money on. That's crazy. But.

[A]

But everyone laughs. I mean, I will say a few people did show up and get angry. One time. Marty Gold Cummings did storm the slammies in a fit of rage to accept her award for maybe you should lip sync.

[B]

But I think, I mean, I like the subversive nature of all of that. I think this could be very fun.

[A]

And also one of the thing of the slammy awards were I set this precedent where you come to the slammies dressed as someone else. So you pick a person from nightlife. But also in Marty's defense, the year that she won the slammy for maybe slip sync, there were like four. Four people dressed as Marty Go. There were like four different people dressed as Marty Gold Cummings.

[B]

No, I think the slams could be fun. I'm into. I mean, the sibling awardery being that I'm. I'm. I'm into that. I think that could be really fun because we don't. You don't have an award show like that, honestly. And it's. You know, it wouldn't be slipping rivalry if we didn't do a little different. What, what would our award be, though? We're not doing gold shoes. Praying pants. We're not doing that. That's.

[A]

I think it's really. I think that's a really fierce award. And they're all handmade.

[B]

No, we got to have them made nicely.

[A]

I also want to point out that. I want to point out that everyone loved. And by the way, people still have those awards to this day. People still simply. They still have their words to this day. That is a. That is all these other words. By the way, these awards, I of which I have several here in my

[B]

office,

[A]

these are all just like menu. Everyone has the exact same. Where they're just manufactured. You just go somewhere and everyone has the exact same award. Mine were all handmade, each one by me. I made those all by hand. And people. And people really love those awards.

[B]

I think. And I think if we're upping this, if we're upping the stakes of this and having everyone come to like a nice venue and stuff. We're not giving them fucking plastic shoes or adults.

[A]

The shoes were in plastic. Some of them were leather. I got a store. They came in. You know, thrift stores sell leather shoes. You know that, right?

[B]

And they're also very cheap leather.

[A]

No, they also sell leather shoes. Monet you can buy. You can buy real leather at a thrift store for like practically nothing. This may shock you.

[B]

And you can also buy pleather.

[A]

I know you didn't grow up buying, going to thrift stores. Cause you never had to slum it with us.

[B]

No, bitch. That's cause I wasn't ever thrift store size. How about that? So don't fucking talk about my trauma, bitch. I wasn't thrift store size. I could have fit into fucking thrift store shit.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And never forget it. That is a house

[C]

for.

[A]

I thought about buying. I've decided this summer is my skank tank summer. And I think I want a tank that says fat as a house. I think I'm gonna do a line where I take everything that someone said about me shading on the Internet and I make it so I have one that says not qualified. Is that what Violet said about us?

[B]

Not qualified? Just. We shouldn't talk about aesthetics.

[A]

So you're not qualified dishes.

[B]

I don't remember, to be honest.

[A]

And then I have one and then I have one that says fat as a house.

[B]

Wow. A skank tank. Can you make. You have to make a skank tank just to buy a tank. Talk and cut it into a skank.

[A]

You can buy a skin tank. I have this game that I have, the one that says Fries before guys. And the one that I have that says Zaddy's home are from Merrick Richards.

[B]

I thought they were Merrick. Ricky. Arti.

[A]

They might be. Don't listen to me. But they sent me some years. They just sent me a bunch of. They sent me a bunch of. A bunch of.

[B]

I think those are custom made. I don't think like. I think they get the stock and they make the tanks. Babe.

[A]

Okay. Okay. I didn't say. I didn't say they didn't. I don't know if they're custom made or not, but I know that I bought it from somewhere. Like, I just bought it. And they sell like a lot of them. They are mass produced. They're not like Merrick Richards or whatever they are. Ricky. Already. They're not made to order. You just buy them online and they. They sell them. They're. They're. They're mass produced.

[B]

Did is. Did you and I talk about this? Are you going to get into Marvel Rivals yet? No, that's. Andy, Never mind.

[A]

I tried. It's too much like. Over. Over.

[B]

Overlord.

[A]

Overwatch.

[C]

Over.

[B]

Over. Overwatch. Overwatch. Wow.

[A]

It's. I don't like it. The fight space is too small. You Can't. It is a bombardment of attack.

[B]

What do you mean? It's a bombardment of attack?

[A]

You're just being bombarded. It's just, like, non stop. Like, there's no rest. There's nowhere to hide. There's no refueling. Refueling. There's no. You just die. And I'm also like, I'm okay playing certain games that I'm bad at, but that is one that I can't play that I'm bad at. I can play Mario Kart and enjoy myself, even though I'm not good at it. I cannot play this game. I'm so bad at it. It's not fun.

[B]

Yeah, kind of like you in Blood Under Clock Tower.

[A]

I was grab my first round. I didn't know what I was doing. I was using my power completely wrong. I was the poisoner. I thought I was killing people. I went over to the store and I said, why is no one dead? I keep poisoning people. He goes, no, girl, that's not how that works. You just make them their powers not work. I said, oh, my God.

[B]

Which, by the way, y', all, we have a sheet that tells you your thing and your power on it. So nowhere under Bob's description did it

[A]

say you poisoned it, because you're poisoning them. But it doesn't say what poisoning. It just says you're poisoning them. I was like, oh, they're being poisoned. They're gonna die. It doesn't say, and the poison makes their powers not work. It just says you're poisoning. Every night, you choose one person and you poison them. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna poison someone.

[B]

And we also said at the top of the game, to really understand your role, put your role in and botc, and it will tell you a breakdown of how your power works. So, nigga, were you listening?

[A]

No. But he was also like, but make sure you check your phone, because I don't have a screen protector on my phone. And Monet knows one of my biggest pet peeves is screen lurkers, because she's dating one.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You are dating a screen lurker. He's not a screen lurker, Monet. He's a screen lurker. Everyone knows that. He's. We were at Les Mis, and he looked past me to look at the phone of the person next to me. He literally leaned over me. Why would I make this up? Leaned over me to look at someone else's phone. He's just looking at your phone, and he's like. And he keeps going like, well, if you put the phone in my face, like, no, I opened my phone. Yes, there's a light, but I'm not. I'm not putting my phone in your face. And then it gagged me. When the person next to me, not next to him, I'm between him and this other person, he leans over to look at their phone. Andy is a phone lurker. He is. I don't know why you're protecting him.

[B]

And what. And what was he looking for?

[A]

I don't know what he's looking for. He's just looking at the phone. He's just looking. I don't think he's looking for anything, but he just looks at people's phones. If you're using your phone near Andy, he will look at your phone.

[B]

Well, I've never had that experience.

[A]

Maybe you don't have great self awareness, but everyone, everyone on tour, you would protect your man for no reason. Everyone on tour is like, Andy's a phone locker. He looks at your phone. And I think looking at people's phones is so. It annoys me to no end. Do not look at my fucking phone.

[B]

Oh my God. Why are you cussing at us?

[A]

I don't look at people's phones. If someone pull their phones up, if I see a bright light, I mind my fucking business. I mind my business.

[B]

You definitely looked at my phone a little before.

[A]

I have. I have never looked. I have never been like, oop, that has not happened.

[B]

I did not.

[A]

I probably seen your phone if you pass it around. Also, you have a protector. So I can't look on your phone unless I'm literally standing directly behind you.

[B]

We found out, Kyle told us yesterday that you can see this way though. Do y' all notice? Look, you can see it. You can see this. You can see vertically, but you can't see horizontally.

[A]

Well, the reason. Well, that makes sense because the way the screen protects work, they're just little ridges. They're so the screen, the screen protector or the screen shield, they're just like really short ridges. So from the side you can't see it because it's blocking the view. But the ridges are all going vertically. So if you had ridges going this way too, you'd only be able to see your phone like literally from this angle. So if you try to use your phone like this, you wouldn't be able to use it.

[B]

Well, I don't know. Cause that's not true. I looked it up on Kyle. There is ones that do vertical and horizontal. So how do you do that?

[A]

They probably have the ridges going both ways.

[B]

Interesting. All right, how you go.

[A]

You turn your phone on the side. Bitch, I gotta go. Bye, everyone.

[B]

Wait, wait. What happened to my phone on the side? Tell me.

[A]

So how far do you have to tilt it before you can look at your phone? Like this?

[B]

Say it again.

[C]

How?

[B]

What?

[A]

How far do you have to tilt before you can see your phone? Like this.

[B]

Like. What's the question?

[A]

How far do you have to tilt your phone toward you before it becomes visible?

[B]

Like, completely visible. Like, I can see this. That's like 45.

[A]

Got it. Okay, interesting. But anyway, your boyfriend's a phone worker. All right, thanks, everyone. He's. Goodbye, Sam.