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Nikki Jizz
close your eyes.
Grow Therapy Narrator
Exhale.
Nikki Jizz
Feel your body relax.
Bob the Drag Queen
And let go of whatever you're carrying today.
Grow Therapy Narrator
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Ad/Promo Voice
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Nikki Jizz
And breathe.
Grow Therapy Narrator
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Ad/Promo Voice
Namaste.
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Hello, everyone. Monet and I will be in Los Angeles, California, on my fifth at a Cinco de Mayo at the Netflix Dog Festival.
Monet X Change
Oh, girl. Bob, I'm gonna be so. I'm gonna get away. I'm gonna be just drinking one margarita. I'll be shaking my ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll be drinking two more after work. Would it kill you?
Ad/Promo Voice
No.
Monet X Change
Okay, this is. You don't tell me how to be. I can choose how I get to behave at work. You don't tell me how to behave at work. I do what I want at work. Okay? So you be sober if you want to. I'm going to be drunk. A little ways to drink.
Bob the Drag Queen
That scans for you. That scans for you, honey. So we'll see you all. Come see me and my professional coworker on May 5th. You can go to seethedragqueen.com professional. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X change. And this is sibling rivalry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, y', all, listen.
Monet X Change
You guys are about to listen to our live episode at the Castro Theater on January 5th.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was a really fun episode. Full T. If you wanted some inside scoop. Monet and I were both very ill, but we are professionals and we hit it, honey.
Monet X Change
Someone tweeted, or they commented. They're like, I got sick the next day. I knew it was you guys.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to say that I told y' all I don't like hugs. And you guys still come to the show begging for them. I have made it very clear on basically every episode of the podcast, even in my standup, I don't like hugging y'. All. I don't like hugging people, but y' all insist. So if you came in there and you grabbed and you latched onto me, you got sick.
Monet X Change
But you hugged me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did hug you. I did hug you. But I've been sick of you.
Monet X Change
Let's do the episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hello, San Francisco. What's going on, girl? Ah, this is great. Before we get too deep into things, the weeds, a couple of quick housekeeping questions. How many of you actually listen to the podcast Sibling Rivalry? Oh, my God, yes. I noticed you're not jeering. And who the fuck do you think you are? No, I'm kidding.
Monet X Change
Somebody's like, wow, Trixie and Katya look so weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
And how many of you know us from our other programs? Drag Race.
Monet X Change
We're here.
Bob the Drag Queen
Some other. And who here is just a season ticket holder at the Castro and has no clue what the fuck's going on right now?
Monet X Change
They're like, this is a fucked up color Purple bitch. Silly and Nettie look real crazy, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, there's always someone who's, like, fucking, like, some straight guy here with his girlfriend's like, well, you did come to the game with me, so I guess I gotta go watch gay football with you.
Monet X Change
Also, we should address in that video, there was. This is our video from our tour. The house of Juicy Couture is not here. Okay, that was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. They were like, we're leaving.
Monet X Change
That was the typo. Bob is wearing Juicy Couture is what.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first of all, actually, I do want to talk. I called, okay? Me and Monet were like, what should we wear? We should wear something. Should we wear something?
Monet X Change
Let's go, y'. All. Here we go for the bullshit. Here we go.
Bob the Drag Queen
We were like, should. We were like, should we wear something matching? Because I have some outfits that come in that I have, like, multiple of, like, the same color but the same cut and the same silhouette.
Monet X Change
You talk about that houndstooth shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first of all, that's a pattern, not a silhouette. But we'll get into that later. But I'm like, I have multiple of the same silhouette in different outfits, right? Ba, ba, ba, ba. And then Monet was like, you're such a hood, bitch. Ba da da da da. Monet was like, oh, I have this one, this green dress and this purple dress. They're the same dress.
Monet X Change
I said, they're the. I no I said, I had those. I had the purple and green feather looks. And you were like, oh, yeah, let's do those.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, they're matching. She goes, they're matching. Yes, they're the same. So we get backstage and Monae pulls hers out full feathers all the way, cascading, voluminous. I pulled out this fucking Rio's 2 reject dress. Then take my shit off then. Then take my shit the fuck off with one in. No.
Monet X Change
What y' all don't know is they're the same. They're the same amount of feathers. It's just one of us is just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause being skinny is so cool. Sorry to get skinny.
Monet X Change
I was saying beautiful.
Nikki Jizz
Okay, hon.
Monet X Change
No, Kasha, we're so excited to be here. We know we have moved this date for this show a couple times. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not true. We would never do that to you all. Obviously, some of you all know that the first time we moved the tour, obvious. The show was because I was. We actually had to cancel the whole fucking second half.
Monet X Change
Yes. So. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. So we're originally gonna do our civic rivalry live show with, like, Dance Earth and Pyro and all the shit. It was Pyro.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's cause you were smoking weed back then.
Monet X Change
I know it was Pyro. And then Bob, which we love, he is on the brilliant Madonna tour. And so it conflicted with our tour, so we had to cancel our whole tour. We were like, well, we love San Francisco so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
What if a hair bitch. Oh.
Monet X Change
Ow. Well, like, what if we come back and do just the civil rivalry live podcast taping at the Castro and we. Yes. So we set the date up, and then we had to move it from Madonna again and move it from Evie. Now we're here. So all that matters that we're here tonight on January 6th. Today, the 6th.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, I did talk to Madonna, and I was like, madonna, Evie, you could move your tour for me. And she was willing to. We were gonna do the whole tour just at Oasis. We were just gonna do Madonna's gonna do a run at Oasis. Get you a bag.
Monet X Change
Yes, I can. That would be fierce. That would be cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wanna give a big shout out, first of all, to a true San Francisco icon in the house tonight. My drag mom, Peaches Christ. Who is in the room?
Monet X Change
Peach, right there. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Peach, where are you?
Monet X Change
Right there, Peach.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stand up and wave makes up for Peaches motherfucking Christ. Peaches Christ is turn on Sunday.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
And truly a keeper of the culture of drag. And next Year is going to be. This is. I was just talking right backstage. Next year is her 30th drag anniversary.
Monet X Change
Thirty years of drag, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. I said I don't know what the celebration is, but bitch, I know that I want to be in on it. Whatever it is, bitch, call me. I will be coming back to San Francisco to celebrate Peach's Crisis 30th anniversary in Dragon Peaches.
Monet X Change
Am I invited? Can I come back as well? Ok, cute. So I'll be there too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm happy to have you there. And also big. Also a big shout out and love to two late great drag queens from right here, obviously, Peggy Legs and Heclina. Amazing drag artists. Fun story about years ago at a party. There's a video of Hecklina introducing Lady Gaga, but she didn't know who Lady Gaga. This is a true story.
Monet X Change
She said, wait, this is what kind of party? Like, just.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was a party called Offensive Word Shack.
Monet X Change
You all know Gaga and Lady Gaga was at. Oh, for art Pop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lady. No, it was just Taoiseach. And Lady Gaga was just a guest. This is before she was huge. This is like right when Just Dance had just come out, really. But Hecklina doesn't really get into pop culture and stuff. Lady Gaga probably had. Was probably more famous than Hecklina knew. Hecklina was like, give it up for what? Lady Gaga. What a dumb name. Lady Gaga. And then she was like, just dance.
Monet X Change
Well, wait, am I making that?
Grow Therapy Narrator
Didn't.
Monet X Change
Didn't Gaga do like a club tour for one of her? Like, she was promoting of her albums. She was like, already famous. But she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I making that up? She did that.
Monet X Change
She went to a few clubs, I think in New York, L.A. san Francisco. This was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well after.
Monet X Change
This was.
Bob the Drag Queen
This was like. This was the Fame Monster or the Monster or something. And she was performing on the rooftop in New York City. They were like, oh, she's gonna be the club. But then Gaga, like showed up on the roof and did like this like, great big number on the roof of like the Stonewall or something. I don't fucking know.
Monet X Change
I like you acting like the Stonewall is this distant thing. It was like the Stone.
Bob the Drag Queen
I couldn't remember if it was the Stonewall of the Duplex or if it was the Monster. It was some club in that general.
Monet X Change
You know, San Francisco and New York, we have like, kind of like the most iconic gay, like, bars and clubs in the world. I want to say. Is that too much to say, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like we do.
Monet X Change
The Stonewall Inn and Oasis are huge
Bob the Drag Queen
Oasis is a relatively new club, though.
Monet X Change
Like, how long? Like, 10 years.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Oasis is not like some, like, old legendary club, but it's legendary to us, so that's all that matters, bitch. Can you name a legendary San Francisco club?
Monet X Change
Yes, Oasis.
Bob the Drag Queen
The moment she said, I was like, this bitch don't know.
Monet X Change
The bunch of the cash show is not a club, but it's legendary.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but you're talking anyway. Monet's sexual. Also, I want to say this.
Monet X Change
So Jacob. Okay, so make something for Jacob who intro'd us tonight.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was panicking.
Monet X Change
If you listen to the podcast, you know Jacob. Jacob is Bob's partner. And then. So. Oh, y', all.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is these two.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Shannon Maldonado
Ooh.
Monet X Change
Okay, so. So Jacob comes out here to intro us, and his mic isn't working. As y' all see, bitch, Bob fucking Hulks his weight. Bob's like. And Bob was like, oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, I walked like this. I went with these little bitty feathers fighting for the life.
Monet X Change
And Bob is in this wing, like,
Bob the Drag Queen
oh, my God, no, my baby.
Monet X Change
I need to go out there. I was like, bob, he's not dying. He is fine. He'll be okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did say my baby. Cause I saw Jacob out here talking. No, I was like, oh, my God. Because y', all, Jake, my baby has anxiety.
Monet X Change
I felt like. I felt like Kourtney Kardashian in the episode when Kim was talking about her diamond airing. I was like, bob, people are dying.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Jacob, Jacob, are you on the mic right now? Jacob, do you have a mic access to us in the world?
Monet X Change
No, he doesn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
He doesn't damn well give it up for Jacob, y'.
Ad/Promo Voice
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Give it up for Jacob.
Monet X Change
So tonight, Harry DeCastro. Our topic for simple rivalry Live tonight is gonna be the evolution of hookup culture, okay? Because hookup culture, I think you all
Bob the Drag Queen
know a little bit about that here in San Francisco.
Monet X Change
Oh, baby. Oh, look, Mr. Cowboy Hat. Like, oh, yes, I do, honey. So hookup culture. I mean, do you remember the first dating app or, like, hookup app you used or whatever. Whatever. Not an app. Whatever. How did you first start hooking up Adam for Adam?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, when I first started hooking up, the first time I ever hooked it, and I always feel like such a big yucky.
Nikki Jizz
My day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because if anyone hooked up on Craigslist, because the thing about hooking up on Craigslist, guys, if you. Is anyone here a Gen Z? Like, if you know you're under 25,
Monet X Change
they have no idea.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay? Anyone here under 28? Okay. Let me explain hooking up in the. In like two. Let me explain hooking up. In the early 2000s, when we say we were on Craigslist, hooking up guys, we were emailing each other, girl. Literal emails that you would send. You would. In the morning, you would make your little profile. You'd be like looking for this, this and this. You would cast your net and then you would just go to work
Monet X Change
and
Bob the Drag Queen
then you come home and you open your email to see what you caught on the way. Because you also. Oh, no, bitch. I had.
Monet X Change
Back then, I had unlimited Internet. I was on my T mobile wing all day long looking to see what messages I got. Yes. And like 40 threads deep. I used to go, okay, I used to do three different ones. I used to go on M4M. On Craigslist, I did M4T and I would do M for MW. So I would like cast a wide net and then I would also put my AOL instant Messenger screen name in the email so I didn't have to wait for the email. You just hit me up on aim. I could be like, oh, what up? What's good? You know what I'm saying? So I would cast a wide net.
Bob the Drag Queen
M4T is a gray drag name. My name is M4T.
Monet X Change
That is good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone can.
Monet X Change
Which corrections did you do? Just M4M, don't you.
Bob the Drag Queen
How dare you. I was in the furniture sales section.
Monet X Change
There was also that fucking misconductions.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was in the free stuff section. Like, I'll be on the curb, legs up, just come by and pick me up.
Monet X Change
There was also the miss Connections one where people would be like, oh, my God, I was riding the 2 train today. And you were wearing a black hat with a nice velvet blue sweater. If by any chance you notice me, I'll be at the Eagle tonight wearing a leather cock ring and some go go boots. Hope to see you there.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that. Yeah, yeah. So obviously that was the first time you. What was the first app you ever used to hook up?
Monet X Change
For a while. So I started. Then after Craigslist, I started using Adam for Adam, but the website. Because they didn't have an app, do they? I don't think Adam.
Bob the Drag Queen
Adam Fatim is not an app.
Monet X Change
I think they had an app eventually, I think. But Adam for Adam, they had that fucking sonar sound. When you got a new message, it would be like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And they're like, oh, and Adam, they also should have. I mean, this is like a missed opportunity, but they should have called it Adam and Steve. I mean, call me a dumb bitch but they really missed a chance.
Monet X Change
But Adam for Adam did, like, by distance. So Adam, Adam, they were the pioneer of distance grindr. Got that from Adam for Adam.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, also me now. I am 30. I'm 37. I'll be 38 this year. It is 20, 24.
Shannon Maldonado
Which.
Monet X Change
God gag this year.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shit, yeah, bitches. It's 2020. This is girl. Wow. Anyway, y' all remember, like, when it was like, oh, my God, it's the year 2000. That was 24 years ago. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy to me. That's not the point. The point is. But when I. When I moved to New York City, by the way, when I moved to New York City in 2008, there was still a lot of the old, like, out in these streets, cruising, hookup culture going on. And it still happened on Fire island in the. The meat rack. The Meat rack. And it happened in Central park in the Rambles and people.
Monet X Change
I thought it was the Brambles. The Rambles.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Rambles. Oh, the. You just. You just go. And if you don't know what the Ramb. Anyone here ever done, like, real life cruising. I don't mean, like. I don't mean, like, Etta Gay Bar being like, you're hot. I mean, you go to a seedy, dark area.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You walk around. No one's talking. Everyone's like, point of vista.
Monet X Change
Okay, Wait. What is it called here? Point of Vista. Oh, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's her apartment. Okay?
Nikki Jizz
She's like.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's 423 Johnson Ave, unit 407.
Monet X Change
The girl in the apartment.
Bob the Drag Queen
4.
Monet X Change
TV girl. There she is right here.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had some great hookups. I met my partner here in San Francisco.
Monet X Change
Did you? Oh, yes.
Nikki Jizz
Y' all did.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I met Jacob in San Francisco. I got syphilis in San Francisco.
Monet X Change
How many times?
Bob the Drag Queen
Just the once.
Monet X Change
Just the once.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you get, like, something for. I mean, listen, I've gotten something from someone, and I'm sure I've given someone something I'm sure on accident. So if not me, you're like, I only receive. I never give. No. So I did get a small amount of syphilis when I was. But also, I got syphilis from sucking a dick.
Monet X Change
Like, I got syphilis from sucking dick.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can confirm that you can get syphilis from just sucking dick.
Monet X Change
I did not know that. That is news to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all remember that story I told y' all on the podcast about the guy who. I went to his house in San Francisco, and I woke up and his ex was Standing over us in bed.
Monet X Change
Girl, that's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was the dick, bitch. This dick was nothing but trouble in my life. This dick caused me pain.
Monet X Change
Well, we have a surprise.
Bob the Drag Queen
Reveal yourself. Imagine, honestly, if Brian was here, I would believe it.
Monet X Change
Brian would.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would still suck his dick.
Monet X Change
Okay, can you describe this dick to us?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Brian had. I mean. Okay, so some of you all know too. Brian and I did a Patreon exclusive that is on the Patreon. You can see Brian. We've told the whole story. I don't think I told that he gave me siblings.
Monet X Change
Well, you did now, girl. We know now, girl, but whatever. It's just syphilis. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just syphilis.
Monet X Change
I'm an RPR active, You know what I'm saying?
Bob the Drag Queen
Brian had a very. Brian had a. It was very aesthetically pleasing to me. Okay, color.
Monet X Change
Is it veiny?
Bob the Drag Queen
Brian is. Brian is a, is a, is a, is a, is a South Asian. Okay, so he's brown.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
And his penis was very large.
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
And uncut. No, it was not uncut.
Monet X Change
I know
Bob the Drag Queen
a good body shaming.
Monet X Change
My God. It's not body shaming. Uncut things, they just hit different.
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone's dick is body shaming. If you look at someone's dick and go, boo. Oh, you body shame.
Monet X Change
I have booed a circumcised dick in person before. Cause I was thought I was like, ooh, I'm about to get the one eyed monster. You know what I'm saying? And then it revealed, I was like, oh, you circumcised. You gotta go home, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know you have never sent someone home for being circumcised.
Monet X Change
I have not. Bitch. I finished off the guy that shit on my chest.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, Monet will fuck you, so it won't be awkward.
Monet X Change
I will, I will, I will. I can't. It's just such an awkward interaction. I'd rather just it. Do. Do it and get it over with, you know, whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy.
Monet X Change
Whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will send. But also, sometimes I'm afraid to send people away. Yeah, I see. Sometimes the laptop. Sometimes I'm afraid to send people away because like bitch, now you have my home address. Like, bitch, you know where I fucking live. What if you're mad now? Because also the thing is I would rather host because I don't know what's going on at your house.
Monet X Change
Oh, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it's a risk. Am I going to give you my home address or am I going to come to your house and not know what the fuck's going on?
Monet X Change
But, I mean, these people who are like sniffies, okay? Sniffies is like the new frontier of hooking up, all right? Because Sniffees is like you.
Bob the Drag Queen
We should invite our guests out, so we should enjoy. Include them in our conversation.
Monet X Change
I'm into that because we're getting in.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're getting in pretty deep.
Monet X Change
We are.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a true San Francisco diva here for you all today. She joined our cast. She joined us tonight. I'm so proud of her. She won Alaska's Drag Queen of the Year competition.
Monet X Change
Yes. She was in. She was in. Bring it on, Queen with us here with Peaches. Christ.
Bob the Drag Queen
Please give it up for Nicki Jiz. Please give it up for nicki.
Ad/Promo Voice
Nicki. Hi.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nikki.
Nikki Jizz
Yes, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Join us right here, darling.
Monet X Change
Come on, baby,
Bob the Drag Queen
now. Nicole.
Monet X Change
Bitch, I just showed the front row my whole poodanda, honey. Sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicole Gisenstein.
Nikki Jizz
Good morning, everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Good morning, cummies. How the fuck y' all doing?
Monet X Change
Ooh, cummies.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now you, before we get into talking about all you've done with your private parts, tell us a little bit about yourself and your show that you do here in San Francisco at Oasis.
Nikki Jizz
So, my name is Nikki Jizz. I'm a Taurus. I like long walks on the beach and fucking your dad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh.
Nikki Jizz
So, yeah, I've been doing drag for eight years here. Actually, the first time I ever used the name Nicky Jizz was right here on this stage for a Peaches Christ show. What's Showgirls?
Monet X Change
Showgirls.
Nikki Jizz
Showgirls. When I was giving lap dances to gross old men and sexy ladies and gentlemen.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm a. And I'm both those things.
Monet X Change
Both of those.
Nikki Jizz
Bob was in the front row. So I've been doing drag for eight years. I currently do a party called Reparations.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Nikki Jizz
It is the four time voted best drag show in the Bay Area.
Monet X Change
Oh, word.
Bob the Drag Queen
And when is the show?
Nikki Jizz
It's always every second Friday at Oasis in Soma. And if you're not at Reparations, you're what?
Monet X Change
Racist?
Nikki Jizz
Yes, baby. I didn't make that up. Harriet Tubman did. Okay?
Bob the Drag Queen
And if you're not in a race, if you're not at Reparations, you're sharing needles. All right, let's. Oh, because she's racist.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I don't know if you guys didn't get the bit.
Nikki Jizz
Okay.
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, so, Nikki, we want to talk to you about hookup culture.
Nikki Jizz
Right? Ooh.
Monet X Change
Are you. Are you. Do you. Are You a snippy's girly?
Nikki Jizz
I am a virgin. A version of what in this nostril right here?
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Nikki Jizz
Nothing's ever been inside that one. No, I'm not on sniffies, but I do know of it. I might have dibble dabbled on it, but I be looking around, I be seeing who around.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, here's my quick question before we go into sniffies. Have you ever actually fucked someone's dad? Both of you, have you ever actually. I'm sure.
Nikki Jizz
Oh, for sure. I've done. I'm sure. Okay, so I used to go cruising at Golden Gate Park.
Monet X Change
Golden Gate Park, The Windmills.
Nikki Jizz
Anybody have been at the windmills?
Bob the Drag Queen
The windmills.
Monet X Change
Wait, Windmills.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah. So right by Golden Gate Park?
Bob the Drag Queen
Right by the. Every time I ask Nikki about somewhere, she's going in drag. She's like, first of all, y' all
Nikki Jizz
have a place called the River Guernville.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. She was like, girl, I was doing drag. She's like, I was doing drag at the river. I was like, at the river. She's like, I'm at the river, I'm at the windmill. I'm at the beach, I'm in the mountains, I'm in the swamps. I'm in the desert. I'm like, I'm hitting every assignment.
Monet X Change
Honey, you was hearing Korean. Okay, so you cruise at Golden Gate?
Nikki Jizz
Yeah, I used to go to windmills a lot. And the best time to go is, like, right before school gets out and right after. Because that's when the dads be out
Monet X Change
and they be like, you can get some.
Nikki Jizz
One time it was a minivan and we had to move the child seat. Baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
A child was not in the seat.
Nikki Jizz
The child was not in the seat. They were not. No.
Monet X Change
Okay, wait, I have a really quick. What do you think your number is of hookups at this point? Like, legitimately, it's really hard for queer people to like. I can't quantify that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't even fathom. My number is probably legit somewhere between. And we're talking about if everything. If a part of your body is inside of a part of my body or vice versa.
Nikki Jizz
That's a hookup.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if you're sucking dick, if you're fucking, and if you're eating a butt.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Eating pussy, whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Eating. Eating any of that stuff. It's gotta be somewhere between 250 and 500. And I literally don't even know where it falls in there.
Nikki Jizz
I mean, that's kind of prude for San Francisco.
Monet X Change
I'm about to Say if I. I'm like.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're like nuns.
Nikki Jizz
I'm probably in the four digits. I think.
Monet X Change
I think I'm in the four digits too, because sometimes I've had multiple a day sometimes. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
So the thing is, I.
Monet X Change
There's been days when I've absolutely sucked six dicks in one day. That has happened for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Six different dicks in one day.
Nikki Jizz
When you were 16, right?
Monet X Change
16.
Bob the Drag Queen
The amount of planning and, like, strategizing.
Monet X Change
The worst is when they back up. So, like, one is supposed to be there at 12, but he got there at 12:30. The other one was set up to come at 1, but the 12:30 is finishing up around 1:10. So they're texting you while they're there. I'm like, yeah, one second. My plumb is here. One second. Give me five minutes, baby. Five minutes. So you try. So then you get backed up, but then someone comes. So it is a planning, but it does work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mustard, ketchup. Mustard, ketchup.
Monet X Change
No. They cannot run into each other. They cannot know, because you want to maintain your innocence.
Nikki Jizz
Not you sucking dick with a sucking dick and texting at the same time.
Monet X Change
Oh, it's the best.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah, maybe. Okay,
Monet X Change
well, the worst is when you're messaging them on Grindr. So the other hookup hears the. And you're like, oh, don't mind that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's nothing, baby.
Monet X Change
That's nothing.
Nikki Jizz
Oh, my God. And then you get the ones you're like, I like it. Yeah. I'm like, you nasty.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I did fuck this one guy's
Nikki Jizz
dad
Bob the Drag Queen
when I was, like, 23ish. And then the next. And I stayed at his house. He was living out in Queensland. And then I. The next, he was like, I got to go pick my son up from school, bitch. This guy was probably, like, maybe 54ish. And I was like, 23. His son was 17. I was closer to his. I mean, and I mean, much closer to his son's age. 17 to 23 versus 23 to 53 was gaggy crazy. And I was like, wow, so.
Nikki Jizz
And you were gagging.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we actually have. I. Let me tell you, honey, I may do one thing, but it's never gonna be a gaggy, honey. So, Jacob, we were talking about seeing you all on looking through sniffies. We have sniffies pulled up right now.
Monet X Change
We do.
Bob the Drag Queen
So we're not going. My God, this is crazy. This is a lot of people. We're in San Francisco. I'm surprised my computer's not smart smoking right now.
Nikki Jizz
You Might have to take your computer to the clinic after this shit, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I want to see if any. Now open your snippy. Everyone open your snippies. You and these opera classes, Monet.
Monet X Change
Look at this queen in these fucking opera classes. I want to see how this turns out.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're a pussy. You're going to be on the Internet. Whatever.
Monet X Change
I waxed yesterday. It's fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you?
Monet X Change
I do. Oh, fuck.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sniffies have. Waiting for the browser. Oh, maybe the WI fi is fucked. Okay, yeah, it's fine.
Monet X Change
You know, the thing about sniffy is that sniffies happen after. Like, I. I was never on a Sniffy's girl, but so you set. You can, like set up a meeting spot and people can come to this meeting location and you could just be ass up or whatever. And. But so. And people check into your location, right?
Nikki Jizz
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do they check in? I think you can. Or you can be like, oh, I'm
Nikki Jizz
like, I'll meet you over there. The crazy thing about this is, like, I wish where was this, like, you know, 10 years ago? Like, otherwise I was just like, waiting outside of the bathroom stall at Home Depot trying to get some, you know,
Bob the Drag Queen
wait, no, try to meet someone. Think about. The reason why I don't think I could give it up for Jacob. The reason why I don't think I could ever use sniffies is this. First of all, Layla McQueen told this story and, like, this is why I can engage in hookup culture, but, like, only if, like, it has to be under extreme circumstances. Layla McQueen was at a bathhouse in Chicago. And give it up for Layla McQueen. Emmy Award winner, Layla McQueen. Layla McQueen's at a bathhouse in Chicago and she's like, fucking sitting on a fucking dick, you know, doing her thing like you do. And this fucking guy walks up and is like, you were robbed. Now, I'm assuming he meant drag race, unless he was like, you should have gotten that other dick. But, like, if I'm out at a club and I'm like bouncing on a ding a ling, don't come up and be like, purse first. Like, don't, don't do that. If you see Monet X change sucking off guys while texting, waiting for the next guy to show up, don't come up and say, soak it up. Don't. Hey, don't soak.
Monet X Change
Don't you dare fucking speak for me. Okay?
Nikki Jizz
Okay.
Monet X Change
If you wanna make me cum, just scream, soak it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, ah.
Monet X Change
Oh, absolutely.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
So there is 33, six' six, gay, passive top. This is a very nice picture, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love a passive top.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah.
Monet X Change
What is a passive. What's passive top?
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're like. So, like, you're looking for, like, a power bottom. Like a powerful, like, not a passive top. And a submissive bottom would just end up netflixing, but they never get to chilling. Got it.
Nikki Jizz
They're just gonna listen to Lana Del Rey and Pop. You know, that's pretty much it.
Bob the Drag Queen
They would end up getting all the way through the entire Natalia Spin Speak series before they end up finding out anything. Oh, by the way, real quick, I
Nikki Jizz
know some of these people on here. Do you really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, I have to say one thing. I just saw. Off topic. Very, very similar. Anyone see. Oh, my God. Joy Behar on the View?
Monet X Change
Bitch, I didn't see it today. I didn't see it today.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gypsy Rose was on the View.
Monet X Change
Joy Behar is the best part of the. Fucking Gypsy Rose on the View.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she was like, if you're in an abusive situation, just know that you're not alone. There are ways out of it. I went about it the wrong way because she had her mother killed. She goes, I went about it the wrong way. Joe Bier said, don't say that. She was like. And just said, no, no, no, no, don't. Hey, Joy. Hey. If you're watching at home, please do not have your mother killed. And Joy's like, you did what she had to do. Sorry, I just had that.
Nikki Jizz
It was insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that the craziest part? Imagine someone be like, oh, oh, yeah.
Nikki Jizz
Not that. Not that part. Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine someone be like, I shouldn't have murdered them. Someone going, don't say that. Oh, my God, I'm dying. That is the craziest shit. I am obsessed with Joy Behar. She's so. Years ago, I did this standup show where I was hosting it, and Joy Behar was one of the guests on the show. And there's this comedian named Judy Gold. I think it was Judy Gold. Is she the really tall one?
Nikki Jizz
Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Judy Gold was on the show, and she would not get off the stage. She would not get off the. She was going way over her time. And Joy Behar was up next. And Joy Behar was like. She's, like, storming around, just, like, pissed off, and she's like, who are you? Are you Bob? And I was like, I'm Bob. She goes, who's hosting this show? You? Or is it Jody? And I was like, I'm the host. Well, you need to get her off the stage. I am 75 years old and I am very tired. And I was like. So I'm like, trying to get Judy Gold. I'm like. So I'm like, can you guys flash a light at Judy so she can see it? And Judy does this thing that every other. Any comedians in the house, stand up comedians, okay? Good comedians are horrible people.
Nikki Jizz
Let me see.
Bob the Drag Queen
The thing happens when the light flashes, and then instead of being like, oh, it's my light, Judy goes, I see the light and I'm not getting off, baby. Joy Behar was so pissed off, and then by the time she got on stage, she was just mad and just fucking livid. So she's doing her joke, but she's mad about it. And the room is full of, like, very wealthy people. She goes, well, I know you probably all voted for fucking Trump because you're all rich, so let me do my comedy. I used to be a teacher.
Shannon Maldonado
Fuck off.
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to be a fucking egg. I was like, this is crazy.
Monet X Change
I fucking love that shit. Watching Joy and Whoopi commiserate because they're both women in their. Whoopi's in her 70s now. Whoopi's in her 60s. In her 60s. In her 60 s. There are women, women of a particular age, they love to commiserate about Trump and Shannon. Republicans is great, which they were. So the View they normally do. Not shy. Does anyone watch the View every day like me? Anyone? So they normally talk about everything, but what they have not discussed is the Senate twink.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Senate bottom is an icon.
Monet X Change
I think the Senate bottom should run from.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does anyone here not know who the Senate bottom is? Do you know the Senate bottom?
Nikki Jizz
Yes, baby, I know about him. He's the cousin of the demon twink.
Bob the Drag Queen
There it is.
Monet X Change
Yes, yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right when fucking George Santos was like, I'm the most famous Messy gay in D.C. the Senate bottom was like, hold my poppers, girl. I feel the rush.
Monet X Change
So if you don't know, the Senate bottom was this. This twink staffer for a Democrat posts this video of this German dude fucking the shit out of him on the empty Senate room floor.
Bob the Drag Queen
So the guy was topping him with the fattest dick you've ever seen. It was this big, fat German fucking Killboss.
Monet X Change
Killbosser, girl.
Nikki Jizz
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like this in. The bottom is taking this ding a ling, honey.
Nikki Jizz
That was the prop words.
Monet X Change
And the German is filming it from the back and the Senate bottom is just taking it.
Bob the Drag Queen
So it starts. First you're seeing.
Monet X Change
Let's demonstrate.
Bob the Drag Queen
So first thing you're seeing is this giant and by the way, what's important is that the Senate bottom is.
Monet X Change
He's.
Bob the Drag Queen
All he's wearing is a jockstrap. So it wasn't like, pull down my pants. I'm still wearing a shirt. He was like, I'm getting butt fucking naked, baby. Just the jock strap.
Monet X Change
So it's the fucking Congressional room where, like, Maxine Waters was reclaiming her time. Okay?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's the room.
Monet X Change
Put it all in context.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's where Nancy Pelosi did this.
Nikki Jizz
Yes.
Monet X Change
That's where this shit is happening. Okay?
Bob the Drag Queen
So he is getting railed. And at first you're just seeing someone getting railed. And then he shows the back of his head and then he's like. And then he pans around and you're like, oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
And it is still not even one of the most 100 disgraceful things that's ever happened in that room.
Monet X Change
Honestly.
Nikki Jizz
Jesus.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, apparently he.
Monet X Change
He shared it to a private group chat called Gay Men in Politics, which wasn't on Facebook.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was like, what's the what mess? No. What's it called? No. What's that app that people use? WhatsApp. What is it? Signal. Signal, probably. Yeah, yeah, it was something like that. It was. It was. It wasn't like one of the. It was something like small, like. Like a WhatsApp type thing. They were on MySpace and then someone else is like, bitch, I'm sharing this. First of all, why would you share that? I think no one's going to post that. That's insane.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah, well, the thing is, like, you were probably sending that's not good friends. Cause like, your real friends ain't gonna show that shit around. You send that to your personal. Like, you can send that to each other. You're like, girl, look what this hole did. But it's also reclaiming my hole.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, sending your nudes to someone is like, you have to be so careful because there comes a point and I think is one removed. When you're more than one removed, your nudes are now public property. If you're sitting into a close, personal trusted hookup or a friend or a fuck buddy or some of you're flirting with. Sure. But once it goes one person past that, your nudes are now just going to be for anyone whose airdrop is open. Well, I mean, here's the thing.
Monet X Change
Like, ever since, you know, I've been on television, I have sent nudes since I've been on tv, but I never put my face in the thing and I never get my tattoos in it. So it's kind of like nondescript. You don't know what's mean.
Bob the Drag Queen
What, you taking Dermablend and cover? Monet's doing a full makeup session with Dermablend. Bitch, your hands are covered in tattoos.
Monet X Change
This hand is not. So I never take it with my right hand, only with my left.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if you ever see a nude with just the left hand.
Nikki Jizz
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, for what is worth, my
Monet X Change
ass is all over Instagram.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So whatever goes, send them to me.
Nikki Jizz
I always send them to other people. Like, bitch, look, I got my body done.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you send nudes?
Nikki Jizz
Hell yeah.
Monet X Change
Like, like full, full face, everything in them.
Nikki Jizz
I mean, most people already know who I am, so it's like, got it. I mean, yeah. And I mean, you were saying, like, if when you're hooking up, like, don't come up to me and like, be like, oh, like, soak it up. I was once at fucking Steamworks and somebody was like, are you Nicky Jizz? And I'm like, no, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, no, bitch, not right
Monet X Change
face covered in jizz. Not me.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I, I, I do not. I don't send news. I, I, I.
Monet X Change
Have you ever before?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I used to fucking just mass emails. I mean, okay, I was sending chain mails. I was, I was spamming.
Monet X Change
You don't send this dick pic to Five friends. Your dog gonna die tomorrow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Literally. Girl, I was the Nigerian prince. Okay? Yes, I was. I say, bitch. I. Because I never. I never posted my own Craigslist. I was responding to other Craigslist. So I would. Bitch, I would. I would cast a. I would respond to, like, 40. And you just keeps emailing the same fucking dick pic over and over again. Oh, and if you want to be really ashamed of yourself, I dare you to go back into your email and just type in Craigslist and see what you.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Should I do that?
Nikki Jizz
You will be embarrassing.
Bob the Drag Queen
You will be disgusted with yourself because
Nikki Jizz
you're also sending this. You're, like, forwarding the same email over and over again. And then you, like, they message back and you're like, okay, that was like the first kind of ghosting through Craigslist, which you're like, let me just look for free furniture instead. Like, fuck this shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
The first time I ever got called out for being Kitten with a Whip, at the time on the platform, I was like, I think I got to stop sending news. Because there was this scandal in New York City. This DJ or someone had started this blog spot. Oh, yes, remember this?
Monet X Change
I think it happened here, too. But go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's this blog spot where he would take your nudes and he would link them to your socials. So they had this big database.
Monet X Change
New York City nightlife.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, New York City nightlife. Anyone? So the DJs, the drag queens, the bartenders, the bar backs, the patrons, the
Monet X Change
Go Go Boys, everybody.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyone from New York City night. They had this big database. They would match your nudes and attach it to not just their picture of you, your social media profile. What A Gossip Girl girl.
Monet X Change
Marry that. And I would go on every day to see who was Leo.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, oh, my God, I've been wondering what that looked like. And I do have great nudes. So I just want. I want my career to be about my humor, not about my beautiful body.
Monet X Change
Would you ever start an Onlyfans?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Monet, I am probably one of the most, like, modest sluts. You know, Like, I'm a slut, but in the bedroom. But I dress. I'm a real slut. I dress very modestly.
Monet X Change
I don't show your tits and your hips are showing tonight. What are you talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, my tits are completely covered. They're covered in $2 worth of feathers. Damn, bitch. Bring your own fucking costume.
Monet X Change
$2 worth my shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
The fuck? The lousiest. This must have been for season 10,
Nikki Jizz
because
Bob the Drag Queen
that was the All Stars dress. That was for all. That was for all winners. This is her. You know, when you do a twin challenge makeover challenge, wear this nigga. I'm about to put this motherfucker on.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. You are the Tyler Oakley to my Monet X Change. You are that. You are that pop. That is so mean. I love that dress. People love my pictures in that dress.
Bob the Drag Queen
There must have been Photoshopped. Anyway, that's another one. What was I saying? What was I saying?
Monet X Change
The New York City nightlife.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So I was afraid that I was gonna end up. Cause I'm a very. Onlyfans. I would never start onlyfans. I'm like. I just don't. I think I've probably posted maybe in the history of me being on the Internet, two shirtless pictures.
Monet X Change
Maybe there's that nude you took in Berkeley of you on the bed with. So Bob. So when Bob. It's not a nude.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not a nude.
Monet X Change
Well, let me finish telling my story.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's on Twitter. Y' all can see it.
Monet X Change
So Bob was. This is when Bob was living in Berkeley. She was feeling her San Francisco fantasy. And then so Bob takes this very salacious nude. I'm going to pose how Bob is
Bob the Drag Queen
in the damn life.
Monet X Change
So Bob is in his dark apartment. The blinds were drawn.
Bob the Drag Queen
None of that.
Monet X Change
And he's on the bed, girl. Okay. The Bob is spread at the back. Back arched. Okay. Ass up in the air like this. Am I lying? Am I lying?
Bob the Drag Queen
You are lying.
Nikki Jizz
Cause your memory's faulty.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, the room was very well lit. It was in the. It was in like. It was at high noon. Windows, dust. The windows were completely open. I was wearing underwear. I was not nude. And if you're the camera, I'm gonna get down on this fucking. Oh, here we go. If you're the camera, I'm wearing underwear, so I might.
Monet X Change
But they were hiked up.
Bob the Drag Queen
My hole wasn't flopping around in the wind. And if this is the phone. I took a picture in the mirror like this. Ooh. That was the moment. And it's on Twitter. You can find it. It's probably on your. Do you know, I probably shouldn't say this now. I have to say it.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have to say it's on that RPDR Gone Wild.
Monet X Change
Oh, God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all know I shouldn't mention.
Monet X Change
No, no.
Nikki Jizz
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tell them, girl. Rpdr.
Monet X Change
Kandy Muse's big ass dick is on there.
Nikki Jizz
Okay, I see that.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is why I don't want to Post my news. Because RPDR Gone Wild is a Reddit group that just posts Drag Race associated people's nudes. And they're. But to be fair, a lot of them are nudes from Twitter.
Monet X Change
All Twitter. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Some of them are. I see the little Grindr logo in the corner. Oh, really? Some of them.
Monet X Change
Not a whole lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so some of them. So leaked nudes, Posted nudes. A lot of them are from people, like, who have. Cause a lot of the rude girls have only fans.
Monet X Change
OnlyFans.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you start one?
Monet X Change
I thought about it, like, if there was a way I could. Like, you know those OnlyFans that never shows the person's face or stuff? But I hate that. Cause I wanna see what I'm fantasizing about. So I've thought about maybe starting a couples onlyfans before.
Nikki Jizz
I'll subscribe. Would you? Hell, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you start an OnlyFans?
Nikki Jizz
Sure, why not? I thought about doing one. I, like, I did, like, think about. I was like, I want to do one. And I was like, wait, I want to see, like, drag porn. Like, I want to see me like, you like, fucking me and you pull my hair. But then I got another wig underneath. Then you keep going. You keep going.
Monet X Change
You know, I would die.
Nikki Jizz
Okay, no joke. That did happen once when I hooked up with my Uber driver.
Monet X Change
I have a weak story, too. Tell us yours.
Nikki Jizz
Because I was notorious for hooking up with my Uber drivers. Five stars, baby. Five stars.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gotta give that discount code.
Nikki Jizz
They do a service for me, I do a service for them. Okay? But one night, like, some dude was, like, trying to go at it, and I was like, I'm gonna go take this off. And he's like, no, I'm gonna keep it on. And usually I always get out of drag before I hook up with him, but the dick was dicking. And I was like, it was vacation dick. No, boyfriend dick. It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh.
Nikki Jizz
So I was like, okay, let me go change.
Monet X Change
And Nikki got her groove back.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah. I took off the good wig. I was like, you ain't fucking this shit up.
Monet X Change
And then I put on, like, one
Nikki Jizz
of my little pussycats. And I was, like, nice and drunk. And I was like, I'm going to put one more on. And then, like, I'm like, in the
Bob the Drag Queen
front seat, and he's, like, holding it,
Nikki Jizz
and then he, like, pulls it up. And then the wig comes off and
Bob the Drag Queen
he's like, oh, shit.
Nikki Jizz
And I'm like, gotcha. And then I was like, back to it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go, go, go.
Monet X Change
So my wig sucking Dick story is this. So hooking up with a guy. I was at Monster Hardware bar. And in New York City, like, I used to hook up in drag all the time. Especially in New York. Cause unlike other cities, we didn't do tip around outfits. The outfit that you left your fucking apartment with, you go to the club, you perform with that same shit. You hang out at the bar a little bit, then you go home. So I'm outside of the bar hanging out and you know, he's making eyes at me. I make eyes at him. I'm like, perfect. Got him. So we get in my Suzuki Grand Vitara.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the coexist.
Monet X Change
That coexist mobile. I had like, coexist tolerance. Love is love. All of anyway.
Nikki Jizz
Live, laugh, love.
Monet X Change
Live, laugh love. So we go back to my apartment and we're like. And I'm like, I'm not gonna. I'm just gonna suck his dick. So I'm sucking his dick now, out of drag. I am not a bald. I am a balding man, okay? And I had not shaved my head for about a week. So, bitch, it was giving male patent baldness realness, all right?
Bob the Drag Queen
It was giving up.
Monet X Change
Yes, Joy Bucket Jefferson.
Bob the Drag Queen
Only black folks and old folks are laughing at that. The young wife was like, what does that mean?
Monet X Change
They're like, does she look like Big Bird? I don't get that. So I'm stuck in the dick. And I still. But I had on my bang, my long bang synthetic piece, okay? So now, mind you, it was the summertime and my AC had broken. So I'm in a synthetic wig sucking this dick. When I tell you I. I am sweating from every pore that exists on my body, okay? I'm sucking and sucking and zig. Water is pouring from my face. But I am determined to swallow that fucking nut tonight, okay? So I'm going in. I'm sucking. I'm wet, I'm wet. And I feel the wig adjusting. It's sliding. I'm like, well, no, bitch. I know, bitch. I know, bitch. You got two more minutes. Two more minutes. You got it, girl. You got it. And then he is trying to get me down. And I'm trying to like.
Nikki Jizz
I'm like.
Monet X Change
I'm choking a little bit. I'm like, damn, they can calm down. So I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. And he touched my head and I go back up. The wig slides off of my head. And I am just a balding man looking at him like. And then he looks me in my eyes and goes, continue And I got it. I got that nut, though. I got that fucking nut.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was like, bitch, I been knew.
Nikki Jizz
What's up?
Bob the Drag Queen
If you don't suck this motherfucking dick. I wasn't. I'm not gooped, bitch, put this shit back on your.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. It was fun.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was probably. He connected the hooks in the back. He went, hey, imagine. He was like, well, the problem is you're not wearing a wig cap. Listen, you have to prep first. You need to prep your wigs. Haven't you ever acted more butch than you were for a hookup? I fucking fucked this guy so hard. The bed.
Monet X Change
But he gave us the rolling. He gave us the rolling. Oh, my God. Jacob's little roller on the podcast. We be in deep in the story. Here come Jacob's little camera talking about something.
Bob the Drag Queen
One time I was fucking this guy and, like, so hard, the bed broke. And he was like. He was like, you're like straight acting, right? And I was like, yeah. This is through email. This is through email. So I showed up. There was no talking. It was all through email. And I got there and I was like, you know the kind of gross part? This is gross to me. I was doing an impersonation of my brother.
Monet X Change
Oh, God.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, quick, dude, what character study have you done? So I was acting like Justin Caldwell. And I was like, hey, man, what up?
Monet X Change
I am screaming.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, hey, what up? Hey, it's cool, man. It took me back here. Hey, man, this place. No, stop it. I was like, man, this mug tight. I didn't even know you be. Stop it. You would.
Monet X Change
You designed this yourself.
Bob the Drag Queen
This good, man. So. But then that night, he was acting straight too, right? So then that night, bitch, I'm in full drag at the bar. Who do I see across the room from me? But he doesn't recognize me, bitch. So I walked up to him and I was like, hey, welcome to industry. No, it's Barracuda. Welcome to Barracuda. And he goes, hi. I said, you don't remember me? He goes, no. And I was like, I'll help you pay for the debt later. The way he just stood in the middle for five minutes, like, oh.
Monet X Change
He like, damn. I don't know. I was Viola Davis, man.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's crazy, baby.
Monet X Change
This shit crazy, man. Viola Davis and shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Khan. You was special. You was here. You is cunt. You is Seville. You is sickening. Wait, I need to. I have to make that video. I have to dress up as Viola Davis and say, you is cunt. You is severe. You is sickening.
Monet X Change
I love that.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is. That's gonna be my biggest claim to fame.
Monet X Change
And I'll dress up as the little white girl. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can give Octavia Spencer. Why is that a.
Monet X Change
Why is that shady?
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, that was shady. Yeah, that was the shady part.
Monet X Change
I think they're saying because I'm not. I'm such a young ingenue. Octavia Spencer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Octavia Spence is not a young ingenue.
Monet X Change
No, I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But I am. That's why it's a very big departure for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has rounder eyes. You have. Well, do you have a more.
Monet X Change
I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I have almond shaped eyes. I think you have a more circular head.
Monet X Change
You have what?
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a longer face. You have a more circular head that.
Monet X Change
I know. It's not trying to be a read.
Bob the Drag Queen
How is having a circular head a read?
Monet X Change
Because it's you. And it sounds fucking shady. I don't know. I can't explain it.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, I don't do covert shade, honey. I block out the sun.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nikki.
Nikki Jizz
Yes.
Monet X Change
This has been so fun having you on civic rivalry live.
Nikki Jizz
I know. This is. I'm a cousin, y', all, so I'm.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you really?
Nikki Jizz
Yes, baby, we are. I'm just happy to be here with my cousins and my family here at the cookout. So thank y' all for having me.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is the date for the next reparations?
Nikki Jizz
Our Next one is January 12th. It is reparations. Pink Friday 2.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, baby.
Nikki Jizz
So you know it's gonna be real because it's an all black cast doing Nicki Minaj. We getting fucking lit.
Monet X Change
What's good?
Nikki Jizz
So it's gonna be sickening. We have Jax from drag race season 15. Who's the flipping diva? Yeah.
Monet X Change
Oh, shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's not the flipping diva. The flipping. The official flipping diva is the girl
Monet X Change
from this season from Florida. Yeah, yeah, she's.
Nikki Jizz
But the lineup is sickening. Melissa Scott. Me lineup is more of the people. I can't remember right now. I had a few cocktails, but do
Bob the Drag Queen
you have a favorite line from Pink Friday 2?
Nikki Jizz
Faggot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. Tennis club up. Tennis. Tennis club up.
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Faggot.
Nikki Jizz
It's totally saying faggot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hope so.
Nikki Jizz
I mean, I looked at the lyrics. It said flocka. But no, it's faggot, y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Shannon Maldonado
Faggot.
Nikki Jizz
And you know what? I felt, okay. She called me a faggot tonight. Oh, all right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicki Minaj. Can say faggot. I don't care. There are certain people I'm like, that
Monet X Change
is a hot take.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it is not.
Monet X Change
And I do not share that same sense of.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me tell you right now, Nicki Minaj, Viola Davis, Beyonce.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Carol Channing can all say faggot.
Nikki Jizz
Yeah.
Monet X Change
But imagine if Maya Angelou. That would be sick. Big. If Maya said faggot in a poem. It would be fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was the cutest little faggot. I have never seen a faggot cuter. You wouldn't let Beyonce call you a faggot?
Monet X Change
Absolutely.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly.
Monet X Change
All right, I would.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would give it up for Nikki James, everyone.
Monet X Change
Yay,
Bob the Drag Queen
telephone.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Nikki, give us your socials.
Nikki Jizz
Oh, yes. So you can follow me on Instagram. It's N I C K I nikkij. Like what you had for breakfast. So you can find me at nikkijizz, Twitter, Ickyjizz at your dad's house as nikkijz. And follow us at Reparations. It's Reparations, sf. And remember, if you're not at Reparations, you're what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Racist. Period.
Nikki Jizz
We'll see you every second Friday. Otherwise, you're what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Racist. Nicky James. Did you all have fun tonight?
Monet X Change
Did you guys enjoy Sibling Rivalry Live?
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you so much for joining us. Those of you who have VIP meet and greets, we will see you in a second, very, very soon. And everyone else, fuck off. No, I'm kidding. Thank you all so much. Have a great night. Thank you, San Francisco.
Monet X Change
All right, y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
And that was our episode at the Castro Theater. Listen, we will be doing some more Sibling Rivalry lives throughout the year. Make sure y' all look out for those. And they're always gonna be cunt, always gonna be fierce. And for a Patreon exclusive, our performances from that episode will be on Patreon only.
Nikki Jizz
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, yes. Well, yes, of course,
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Date: January 22, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Special Guest: Nicki Jizz
Location: Live at The Castro Theater, San Francisco
In this riotous live episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change are joined by San Francisco’s own Nicki Jizz for a frank, funny, and revealing discussion about hookup culture—past, present, and future. The Queens trade stories about cruising, apps, nudes, sex in wigs, and the ever-evolving customs of queer hookups. There’s abundant nostalgia, raw honesty, and the kind of sisterly shade and sexual openness that defines Sibling Rivalry.
“If you’re not at Reparations, you’re what?”
“Racist.”
— Nicki Jizz & Bob the Drag Queen (53:33)
This episode is a rollicking, uncensored masterclass in queer history, oral tradition, and self-love—pun very much intended.