The One About Kamala Harris

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: The One About Kamala Harris

Released: July 29, 2024
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into recent political upheaval—namely Vice President Kamala Harris becoming the Democratic Party’s presidential nominee. True to form, the hosts infuse the conversation with personal stories, witty banter, a passionate debate about water brands, and their unique queer lens on culture and politics. Alongside the Harris discussion, they touch on the generational shift in voter demographics, the nuances of public support, and, as always, drag queen logistics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter & Drag Tour Updates

• The hosts begin with playful jabs about their upcoming solo and group tour dates, riffing on each other’s stand-up skills and physical quirks.
• Bob: “I stand the whole time. Literally 10 toes down.” [02:36]
• Bob and Monét bicker about suitcase strategies and the logistics of drag makeup, revealing their different approaches to packing for shows.
• A running gag: Bob’s missing pinky toe, Monet’s “half of my IP” claims over Bob’s merch, and fashion choices for live shows.

The Great Water Debate (Dasani Discourse)

• The show veers into a heated (but hilarious) debate about bottled water brands, especially Dasani.
• Bob: “You guys are not going to convince me not to drink Dasani. Like, there’s nothing you can say or do.” [07:48]
• Both react to social trends, including the critique of sodium in Dasani and perceptions among Black Americans about bottled water taste.
• Monét: “Black people love tea. ‘I don’t like Dasani, their water too salty.’ … you didn’t even know they had salt until your cousin was talking about it!” [08:00]
• They plan a future Patreon exclusive for a blind water taste test.

Oral Hygiene While Traveling & Getting Older

• Monét expresses her love for mini toothbrushes, sparking a tangent about dry brushing, mouthwash, and dubious medical studies.
• Monét: “There’s new studies about how mouthwash causes Alzheimer’s and dementia. That’s why I need to go below. Because the mouthwash been fucking up my brain.” [06:29]
• Bob admits to being nonchalant about alleged health scares, noting he’ll drink tap water in most U.S. cities.

Generational Forgetfulness & Parent Antics

• Monét shares stories about her mother’s repetitive phone calls, leading to a lighthearted spat over forgetfulness and memory decline.
• Bob: “Not to be inflammatory… but you’re describing you. You’re describing you, and you’re in your 30s.” [13:49]

Political Update: The Kamala Harris Moment

• The big pivot: Kamala Harris officially nominated after Joe Biden’s exit, prompting excited analysis and some comic relief.
• Discussion covers:
  • Biden’s long-known intent to be a one-term president.
  • Swift Republican attacks on Biden and the surprising political chess move of the switch to Harris.
  • Bob: “Everyone knows Joe Biden loves ice cream. On National Ice Cream Day, Joe Biden was like, ‘I’m out. Kamala Harris, you got this.’” [30:28]
• Bob directly addresses listeners about voting strategies:
  • “I don’t think any of these things give you a moral high ground, in my humble opinion. But also, that’s just my very humble opinion.” [31:38]
• Monét sees power in voters’ hands at this pivotal moment:
  • “Now is a time that we can be—that we can make demands… we can use this as a time to get the things you want.” [31:52]
  • “The president is a public servant… I think now is a time where we can make them serve us…” [32:27]

Democratic Excitement & Republican Panic

• Both hosts remark on enthusiasm levels reminiscent of Obama’s first campaign.
• Monét: “I have not been this excited in a president thing since the first year Obama was up for election… it all feels very exciting.” [34:22]
• They dissect how Gen Z and Millennial voting blocs—now the largest—may reshape the electorate.
• Bob: “The two largest voting blocks are Gen Z and millennials… there are more millennials in the world than any other generation alive.” [36:29]

Representation & “First Name Syndrome” in Politics

• Bob points out the tendency to call female politicians by their first names and questions the implications.
  • Bob: “I feel like we call every male politician by their last names, and we call all women by the… we go Hillary, we go Ruth, we go Nancy.” [44:18]
  • Jacob chimes in that Kamala Harris prefers her first name, setting off more debate.

Black Greek Life & Divine Nine

• In light of the Divine Nine’s endorsement of Harris (a historical first), the hosts explain the importance of Black fraternities and sororities (“Divine Nine”) to non-Black listeners and joke about fraternity stereotypes.
• They list and comment on various organizations, relishing in the performative and social cachet these Black Greek organizations hold in politics.

Drag Culture, Names, and Relationships

• The last act of the show is a comedic deep-dive into drag queen real names, the etiquette of partner nicknames, and absurd artist disputes:
  • Monét harps on who got which gig first, whose hand-me-downs Bob actually wears, and epic pettiness about the San Francisco Symphony vs. Orchestra.
  • Bob and Jacob share the story of how they met, revealing (debated) details about who said “I love you” first.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Together, we have nothing in common. Cause you ain’t nothing but common.” — Monét, highlighting their sibling-like chin-butting [03:26]
• “It’s a big week for black women… notably, my mom.” — Monét, pivoting from personal to political [12:47]
• “Donald Trump spent a lot of money bashing Joe Biden. But now it doesn’t matter because Joe Biden’s gone.” — Bob, on the strategic impact of the campaign switch [30:28]
• “Barack Obama was never known for being mean. JFK was known for being handsome and charming. The president being a scary boogeyman has never, ever, ever once been a requirement for any president.” — Bob, defending Harris’s relatability [46:03]
• “Do not come.” — Bob, referencing Kamala Harris’s infamous viral moment, warning white listeners about anti-Kamala thinkpieces [42:19]

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Key Timestamps

• 03:12 – 10:43: Dasani and water brands debate
• 12:44 – 16:38: Personal banter, forgetfulness, generational memory
• 27:16 – 29:59: Kamala Harris as nominee; strategy analysis
• 30:28 – 33:14: Biden’s exit, Republican reaction, “Let’s Go Brandon” explained
• 34:22 – 37:43: Renewed Democratic excitement; generational voting power
• 44:18 – 46:37: Naming conventions for female politicians
• 47:54 – 49:59: Divine Nine and Black Greek organizations explained
• 53:01 – end: Drag queen real names, partner etiquette, hilarious gig disputes

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Overall Tone & Style

The tone is fast, irreverent, and packed with inside jokes, friendly shade, and playful bickering. The hosts straddle earnestness and irony—especially when dissecting the historical moment around Kamala Harris—offering both real talk and comedic escapes. Their dynamic is “loving rivalry," with regular digressions into drag world logistics, Black culture, queer community quirks, and pop culture minutiae.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode is a must for anyone wanting a distinctly queer, Black, comedic take on the seismic political shift of Kamala Harris’s nomination. The duo artfully layers political savvy and personal anecdotes with relentless humor, making the stakes feel both urgent and, somehow, a little less dire. Expect opinions on everything from bottled water to the future of American politics, all with the sparkling chemistry that’s defined Sibling Rivalry.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. Hey, guys. Monet, Xchange. And you're gonna be at the Balboa Theater in San Diego.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. For Civic rivalry live on August 8th. So make sure you get them tickets to see a live Tiffany of the podcast. And y' all might see Jacob, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you can go to seethedragqueen.com for your tickets. Bye, everyone. Bye. No other websites. Bye.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, and also, y', all, I have some solo dates coming up. Your girl is coming up and doing some new standup material. This. I'm gonna be in Burlington, Vermont, October 4th through the 6th. I'm going to be in Eugene, Oregon, September 13th and 14th. And I will be in Huntsville, Alabama on September 29th and also Virginia beach on October 13th. So lots of chances to see your girl do some comedy. Some brand new material coming your way this fall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There were some people complaining about your last show because you weren't standing up the whole time. Someone said you actually sat down for a moment of the stand up comedy.

[Monet X Change]

No. And I felt really bad about it. And I tried, guys. I felt really bad and I can't promise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fresh Linus is not a game, y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

It really hurts. It affects one in seven people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does it really? You made that interrupt. Also, if you guys want to come see me, I. I've rescheduled my Burlington and Spokane, Washington show. So on April, on August 9th and 10th, I'll be in Spokane, Washington at the Spokane Comedy Club. And in BUR on, on August 22nd, 23rd and 24th, I'll be in Vermont and at the in Burlington, Vermont at the Vermont Comedy Club. So, so many opportunities to come See me and Monet separately and to come see us together. And we are just so excited.

[Monet X Change]

But equal. Why? See? Why? Why do you have to? Why do you have to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I stand the whole time. I stand the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you have to be that girl? Why can't you just be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why can't you, like, literally 10 toes, literally 10 toes down.

[Monet X Change]

Well, first of all, it'll be nine because you're missing your pinky, but go off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. You said in front of everyone. You know what? Let's get into the episode. My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X James, and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week, we discuss why Dasani is indeed the best water.

[Monet X Change]

We get into Kamala Harris, our new Democratic hopeful nominee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monae say this.

[Monet X Change]

Together, we have nothing in common. Cause you ain't nothing but common. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone knows Joe Biden loves ice cream. On National Ice Cream Day, Joe Biden was like, I'm out.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you something that I have been very interested in recently?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's that?

[Monet X Change]

Mini toothbrushes. I am obsessed. I used to see people using these before, and I was like, I don't understand the science behind this, but they really work. And I was like, they're not effective. They are really effective. Especially after, you know, you take a long flight, for example, LAX to New York City. And New York City lax. And, like, you wake up, you sleep for, like, three or four hours. You wake up, you feel your mouth is all nasty. You can chew gum. Gum is a quick fix. But I feel like this really. Like, it has a little. It has a little toothpaste in here, and then you just. It really makes it look like you brush your teeth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I am. Yeah, it's called a wisp. I don't know if there's a lot of signs. It's just like. There's like a little mint minty ball in the middle, and then it's just at the same time scrubbing your teeth. I don't know if you consider that toothpaste in the middle, but I remember when those first came out, when they called the wisp or the whisk or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're pretty old. I remember when they first came out. Yeah, I want to say they came out in, like, 2006. Ish. And they were just like. They were like. They were like everywhere. And I remember maybe 2008 somewhere around that time. I just remember when they first came out, I was Buying them a lot,

[Monet X Change]

at least everything coming up for a long flight. Your mouth just feels nasty. And, you know, it's a great little thing. And also, I realized it's basically just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just dry brushing, dry brushing. It's just dry brush. You never dry brush. You just take a dry toothbrush and you just.

[Monet X Change]

No. Why, why? Why would you dry brush? Like, where. What's the situation? One would dry brush just to get

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the plaque off your teeth, but you don't have access to a bathroom, or you don't have access to toothpaste, or you don't have access to mouthwash. So you just dry brush.

[Podcast Advertiser]

Huh.

[Monet X Change]

And like, your mouth feels clean after it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know when. You know, after you haven't brushed your teeth for a while and you have that layer of plaque over your teeth.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have that anymore. That's gone.

[Monet X Change]

And then, like, do you have water to spit it out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, do you have water to spit out your whisk?

[Monet X Change]

No, but the mint in here, that's what I'm saying. Like, the toothpaste in here makes it feel like there's some type of cleaning agent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not toothpaste. You keep going, that's not toothpaste on there. That stuff in there is just like. It's just like. Like it's. I wouldn't, I wouldn't call that toothpaste. That's in there.

[Monet X Change]

It's a freshening bead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that little bead on the go, waterless, no rinsing. Love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also don't. You don't want. You don't want toothpaste in your mouth without rinsing that toothpaste. You don't want to hold toothpaste too long in your mouth. But, but I used to. Yeah, I used to use those when I was. When I first got to New York City. But then I was kind of like, they feel pointless. Then I just started dry brushing. And sometimes now I just carry a thing of mouthwash with me, which I

[Monet X Change]

understand well, girl, there's new studies about how mouthwash causes Alzheimer's and dementia. And I was like, well, that's my problem. That's why I need to get. Go below. Because the mouthwash been fucking up my brain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, certain things when they say, they call certain things, I just kind of don't care. Is that horrible?

[Monet X Change]

It's not horrible, but I mean, I kind of like pick and choose, like cherry pick which ones I want to listen to. But that one, I'm like, I can. If this is. If this is a cause and effect, I am seeing the effect from the cause I'm doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I choose not to believe any of them. Like, I'm like, I'm not going to. I got to be honest with you guys. I'm going to drink tap water. Like, you're not there. But some people don't. You know, a lot of people don't. And I'd have to be in a very specific town, right. To not drink the tap water. And for the most part, I feel pretty comfortable across the board, especially where I've lived. Atlanta, New York, Minneapolis, San Francisco, Louisiana. I feel super comfortable drinking with tapas.

[Monet X Change]

Well, New York City, like, legendarily has had. I don't know if it still stands today, but I know, like, years ago, like, they did a ranking of, like, the cities are the best tap water. New York City was, like, number two. And New York City for a while, like, was known to have good tap water for whatever reason, because we had a lot of fluoride, and fluoride is good. We had a lot of fluoride. Fluoride. And fluoride is good for, like, your whatever, you know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, you guys are not going to convince me not to drink dasani. Like, there's nothing you say. There's nothing you can say or do that would convince me not to drink dasani. I like it, and I think it tastes good.

[Monet X Change]

Well, people act like when people found out because people. For a long time, people didn't even realize there was salt in it. When it started becoming public knowledge that dasani had whatever percent of sodium, people like. It's especially black people. Black people love T. I don't like dasani. They're water too salty. I'm like, nigga, you didn't even know they had salt until your cousin was talking about it. Cause I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I really just don't mind. I actually prefer dasani. It's on my writer.

[Monet X Change]

Not kidding. Niggas really was acting like their water was so salty when they started. Niggas hate drinking this. Like, it's too salty. I don't like that salty water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, maybe I'm just a contrarian. And I'm like, I just want. I mean, I just start. I was drinking this honey to begin with. I didn't start. I'm from Georgia, and the sunny is coca cola. So I've been drinking this honey for a really long time. I feel like I remember when the sunny came out. Like, I feel like I Have vivid the sunny.

[Monet X Change]

Yo. This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you. What do you call it? It's Dasani.

[Monet X Change]

Is the sunny. You saying Dasani?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My dear Dasani drinking water.

[Monet X Change]

Dasani. I was like Dasani.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ew. I think I'll go down to the grove and have a liter of Dasani out of a carafe.

[Monet X Change]

It's also D a s a n I. Not D. You're saying D a s u n n y. No, D a s o n n y. Dasany and Chairman. That's what you're talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dasani delight. Well, I like Dasani. It's on my rider. It's my preferred water. I do not like Deer Park. I don't like spring water.

[Monet X Change]

I hate Nestle. Nestle water tastes disgusting. And I hate Evian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these.

[Monet X Change]

Remember when Evian was like the fancy resheep of water? Evian tastes so nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't mind Evian, but to me, spring water tastes like a bear shit in the woods. Like Deer park came. Tastes like it came from a park that got deer in it.

[Monet X Change]

Like Poland Spring. Like Poland Spring.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really. I don't have. I don't really remember how Poland Spring takes. But I know that Deer park is upsetting. Deer park is like, if you put a bunch of waters in front of me, I will. I can't always tell you which ones. I can tell you which ones are spring water.

[Monet X Change]

We're test that. That's going to be a Patreon exclusive. Jacob, please write this down. We're going to do a Patreon exclusive. I'm going to put a bunch of waters. You're going to tell me what spring was not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't know spring water for sure.

[Monet X Change]

I think you will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I'm telling you. So Dasani is purified water or, sorry, distilled water.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Uber breathes water over and have it done by the end. We have us ready by the end of the episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's do it. We'll do a Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

Does the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sonny is the.

[Monet X Change]

I wish I could come, but I'm not. I'm not in la. I want to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money. I'm looking at you. You're in la.

[Monet X Change]

This is. This is my. My green screen background.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Dasani's distilled and my favorite water is distilled water.

[Monet X Change]

You like distilled water? Like what. What is distilled water? I don't even know what distilled even means.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So distilled is when it's like they vaporize it and Then the condensation. And they. I believe that's. And they, and they are, like, distilling it from what distilled water is. I know it tastes the best, but I don't know what it is, but I know. Jacob, Google distilled water. I don't know what it is, but

[Monet X Change]

I know it's my favorite one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, who gave you the Now Clap shirt? What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my new merch. Now Clap. Bob the Drag Queen 2018. Excuse me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm getting 50% of that merch that was created on sibling rivalry, and that is about half of my ip, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If y' all believe that, that is

[Monet X Change]

half of my ip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were literally just sitting there, and I was telling a story, okay?

[Monet X Change]

And I was engaged. I was the reason why that story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in the audience when, when, when, when Margaret Cho filmed her special. So I, I get 50% of that.

[Monet X Change]

I was part of that story. You were telling me the story. I was part of that. I, I, I will have Brett Green contacting whoever you, whoever represents you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't, I can't wait for Brett Green to contact me. Please have him call me because, honey, Bianca will drag him to the ground.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. Rhett is red is going to take. Brett is known for being very litigious,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and Bianca is known for the same thing. Rest assured, you can, you can rest like this, assured that Bianca will do the damn thing.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, I love it that your lawyer's name is Bianca. That's kind of cute. My lawyer. What's her name? Bianca.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bianca. I don't know her last name.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know your lawyer's last name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just call her Bianca. I just call her Bianca. She's a lovely, fierce black woman named Bianca.

[Monet X Change]

I'm screaming at the top of my

[Bob the Drag Queen]

lungs, it's a big week for black women.

[Monet X Change]

I know. It's been a very big week for black women. First, notably my mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you tell me more about that?

[Monet X Change]

No, she just, she's been calling me non stop because I don't know. I don't know, because my mom's getting older. I was like, I have told her this like, 19 times at this point. And she called me, like, yesterday. She was like, 19 times. My mom would call me every hour on the hour until I answer, and she was like, you're coming to St. Lucia. You think you're trying to, you're trying to sneak up on me. I was like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? She's like, you're coming to St. Lucia for the. For the pride thing. I was like, I told you I was coming to St. Lucia on X day and leaving the next day for this event. She's like, oh, okay. Then she called me two hours later, and they're like, so you come to St. Lucia, aren't you? I was like, bitch, I told you that I'm coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. Bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy. Like, I. We've had this conversation. I don't know what's going on. I need to, like, send it to a doctor. She's, like, forgetting what. What she. What we've talked about. It's kind of weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not. Not to be. Inflammatory or whatever the word is, but you're. You're describing you. You're. You're describing you, and you're in your 30s. You.

[Monet X Change]

I do not go. I do not forget that I told you something and tell you the thing, the same thing multiple times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You forgot that you were on a TV show.

[Monet X Change]

That's different than recanting a story. Until like, bob, you need something to come. Yes. That's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, there's several times me being like, bob, I forgot that. You're not doing that. No, Shade. But you're not doing that many TV shows. You're not out here filming.

[Monet X Change]

I am. Last year, I did three TV shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three a year. You did three a year. You can't remember all three of them. You can't name all three of them. It's three months. Three.

[Monet X Change]

That on top of all the other things that I'm doing. I'm very busy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three TV shows. You cannot. By the way, I don't do that many TV shows either. I would do more than you, but I don't do that many TV shows either. But I still know the names of every show I've been on. Okay, but.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's because you. I. Bitch. I can't remember what I did yesterday. Where was I yesterday?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is a testament to the fact that you can't remember things. That's not. That's not.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. You're not winning the conversation. What I'm saying is you and your mother are of the same ilk.

[Monet X Change]

Well, first of all, genetically, we are not. So it cannot be a genetic thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't have to be genetically, but you are of the same ilk, just like you and I have a lot of things in common. It is not because we have genetics.

[Monet X Change]

We have nothing in common. Because you ain't nothing but common.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I identify as an every man, every woman. Type.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you ain't nothing but common now who you calling? What is it now who you coming?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't remember the words, Bitch, you can't remember shit.

[Monet X Change]

Now who you going to cover yourself? Indulge the episode of the Professional. Why you got to change the key?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, just because you can't reach the key. I reach. Don't feel. Don't try to comfort me. First of all, do it, do it, then reject it.

[Monet X Change]

Y. Y. Do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I be singing songs along with Mariah Carey, I hit the notes. Bob.

[Monet X Change]

I think you think you're hitting the notes, but you know I'm hitting them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, I'm hitting. Where My phone.

[Monet X Change]

I have to say, if you. If singing was one of your. If you could sing, I feel like you would be insufferable. All the things you make fun of you, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

All the things you make fun of singers for doing, y'. All. Rest. Rest assured, Bob will be doing it all the time. Bob would be the kind of singer that would never stop singing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's you.

[Monet X Change]

But if you could sing, you would never allow us to forget that you could sing. You would sing all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I came home this morning, and the. What is. What is an acceptable thermostat temperature?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, when I go to sleep at night. But it's also because even though Andy and I have been together for a long time, we still go to sleep, and we're like. We cuddle when we sleep. We separate after, like, 10 or 15 minutes, but we, like. We're very big men, so we, like, create a lot of heat. So to offset that, we put the thermostat to go to sleep at 66.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is not a big man, but Jacob is a very warm man, and I am much larger than Jacob, and I do not produce a lot of heat. I'm just not. I don't think the size of your body. I mean, the size of your body certainly has something to do with the amount of heat you produce, but me and Jacob are quite opposite. I am much larger than Jacob, and I produce much less heat than Jacob. And I got into the house this morning. It was the. Was at the 62 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

62. Okay. 62 is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, it is freezing in here.

[Monet X Change]

62 is a little unhinged. 62 is a little wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And in Jacob's defense, it is a little warm right now.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, California is. This girl is on fire. It's hot. And I'm in the valley, okay? The Valley is, like, 10 degrees hotter than Holly if we're in the Valley, what is the other side called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm in Hollywood. You're the one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but, yeah, but if it's saying. If I say I'm in the Valley, how do you describe the other side of the hill? Do you just call it the neighborhood or like. Cause the Valley, I think the neighborhoods as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say, no, the Valley isn't a neighborhood, but the Valley is a collection neighborhood. So I would say this is Los Angeles. This is Los Angeles and you're in the Valley. Like, your mail doesn't have Los Angeles on it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it does. Are you sure we're in Los Angeles County?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, but you don't put your county on your mail. You put the town. Like, for example, when I lived in West Hollywood, it didn't have Los Angeles, it had West Hollywood on it. Like the mail said West Hollywood.

[Monet X Change]

Right, Like West Hollywood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you live in Beverly Hills, the mail says Beverly Hills. Right? Now my mail says Los Angeles.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, when I lived in East Hollywood, it said Los Angeles. But. But it does. It doesn't say the Valley. California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it, but it says the name of the town you live in. Yours does not say Los Angeles.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Which is a lie. I was saying, but this is. We all of this is LA county outside of Burbank. Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it's not about the county. The county and the towns are different things. Like, this is. Well, you said la.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if you're referring to the county or the city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I guess I'm referring to. I would call this la. West Hollywood, Beverly Hills. And you're in the Valley. But the Valley is a collection of towns. You're in the collection of towns because the Valley's huge. The Valley's quite.

[Monet X Change]

I know it's huge. The San Fernando Valley is big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Valley is bigger than la.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the LA city, yes, but the Valley is part of LA County. What's some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is the Valley in LA County? Yes, I'm sure about that.

[Monet X Change]

I am a. What? This is not to quote you. This is not up for debate. It is part of LA County. I am telling you, somebody on the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the comment section was like, I hate when Bob says up for debate. It's so I. They're like, what he's saying is that no one else's opinion matter. I like girl, shut the fuck up. And that's not up for debate.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's take a break and we'll talk about you and your. Let's take a break. And we're back Why? I saw that comment, and I was cracking. I was cracking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I commented like, that emoji. You know, the flat eye emoji. Flat eye, flat mouth emoji. Also, whenever I come in, I always sign my name. But you and Jacob don't do that. So folks be confused. I always comment, and then I write, dash, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Well, sometimes I'll do that. I'll. Sometimes I'll comment and say, dash, Bob. Just to, like. Like, you'll. You'll say. You'll write, like, a long thing and you're like, to correct somebody like you did. You did it recently and like, to prove a point about something. And then I. I commented under it, undermining what you said, but also saying Bob. And I think to. Just to confuse people and cause anarchy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that's. That. That scans for you. And I don't think anyone's shocked that you said that. Everyone's like, yeah, that's something you. That's something you would do. It was. It was about. It was about the person being like, bob is trying to change the word trade. And I was like, I'm not. It's certainly not my agenda. I was like, it's not something I'm doing. It's something I'm observing.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, language, language change. Language is gonna go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I was saying was there's prescriptive language and descriptive. I mean, prescriptive definitions and descriptive definitions. So, like, I'm just acknowledging what's existing in the world. Know what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

We also want to remind y' all we have a sibling rivalry live show in San Diego on August 8th at the Balboa Theater. It's going to be a live podcast tasting taping. If anyone has been to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you going to let them taste you? Will you let one person from the audience lick you?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, for sure. If I get to choose who it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where on your body, are you gonna let them lick you?

[Monet X Change]

Depending on what I'm wearing. If I'm wearing the outfit that I want to wear, hopefully it's ready by then. Mindy Lamour is making me something very. Oh, are we. Can we. Can we. Can we wear gold? Are you into gold?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that I have a lot of gold. I'll find some gold. I'll find some gold.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I have something gold that you want that. Would you wear this gold outfit that I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I will no longer trust you and let you dress me for a seven. Wherever alive ever again.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, this is no, Bob. This Is my most. This is my most expensive outfit that I own. This is the most expensive piece of drag that I own, and I will let you wear it. Send me a picture, you know. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it the thing you wore for the finale of Super, Super Secret Celebrity Drag Race?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not gold.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? Actually, I don't remember it.

[Monet X Change]

It's fully gold. It's a fully gold and stoned from head to toe outfit. Yes, it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bring it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. No, I'm not schlepping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

The answer is yes. And I'm not schlepping that to San Diego for you to be like, eh, nevermind. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then, no. No, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, do you have something else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gold, bitch. Yeah, I have gold. I have gold. I've been doing drag for a long time.

[Monet X Change]

I have some gold stuff, y'. All. Can y' all run the tape back?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have any gold. I said, let me think. And then I said, yeah, I have something. I thought about it. I said, mm. I said, do I have any gold? I said, I don't have. I said, do I have any gold? And I thought about it, and I do have some gold.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, y' all make sure you get your [e-mail] and monetexchange.com to see us live at the Bible Theater. It's gonna be very fun. Bob and I both driving down. We're actually gonna race, and we're gonna see who gets there first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll win. I don't drive fast. Are you saying. Aren't you, like, telling me you won't drive me down? Weren't you saying that recently?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. But I can now because I have a thing on the 9th anyway, so I can. We can drive down together if you want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna drive?

[Monet X Change]

I could drive. I like driving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many suitcases do you have?

[Monet X Change]

How many suitcases? Like what I'm bringing with me, or do I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're bringing two suitcases, and we're gonna be bringing Jacob. Are you bringing Andrew?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm bringing one suitcase. I'm not bringing two suitcases. Why do you need two suitcases for drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One is for my makeup, and one is for my costumes.

[Monet X Change]

Your makeup needs a whole. A big size suitcase.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. Because it has my makeup, it has my nails, it has my mirrors, it has my fan, and then there's another suitcase for my. I'll show you. I'll post it. Oh, it's at the studio. But at some point, I'll Show. I'll post a video of my makeup bag. Okay. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. This is gonna be a patreon. I'm gonna post mine too. Like, I fit everything in one large bag, and I. That's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you're not wearing hip pads. My hip pads are large. My hip pads take up a big chunk of my suitcase. Your shoes usually are just a strap and a heel. I have big ass shoes in there. You wear the little straps. So it's just literally just two pancakes smushed together. Okay. So, yeah, also, I bring. I don't really unpack my makeup, so I have a lot of stuff in there that I actually don't use all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I had to re. Or every time I come back, I reorient. I read. No, I keep my makeup the same I want. But what I take palettes and I swap them in and out for, like, oh, I want to try a different color, blah, blah, blah. But I also. I'm pretty, but most of the time, I'm pretty much doing the same neutral eye with a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have, like, five palettes that are with me, and I never swap. I just have five with me and then one.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy. Because if y' all know I am a. I'm a very bothered drag queen fan. And this nigga does either he does a little silver or a gold or a blue. So I don't know why you need five palettes for what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all. First of all, my eyeshadow goes between brown, black, and blue, all of which are found in the pretty funny palette that I use.

[Monet X Change]

So that's one palette you need to use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then my. The metallic pigment is the mehron.

[Monet X Change]

I know what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mehron. And then.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, and just to be clear, the mehron is not a palette. The mehron comes in a little pot like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's not like two little pots. They're two different pots. And then my eyebrows are inglot or Mac gel liner, which is not a

[Monet X Change]

palette for the five palettes that you have that you're not using.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a palette. But then the other ones, because they make me feel comfortable,

[Monet X Change]

first of all. I mean, I could do your makeup, but I know everything that you use in your makeup. Like, why do you have five extra palettes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just taking them make me feel comfortable. But I have a blush palette. I have a three pan blush palette that I travel with. And yet everything else just. Cause I'm so used to seeing it. I'd be so sad if I took it out of the suitcase, it upset me. You don't want upset me, do you? You don't want me to be upset.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I guess we should dry separately. Cause Andy's gonna come and Jacob's gonna come and you have nine suitcases. So I guess we gotta dress separately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have two and I have all of my. And also I have my glues. I have my glues. What else do I have? My lashes, my eye makeup, my skin make, my foundations, my.

[Monet X Change]

All of my makeup into in two cubes, like brushes. Everything in these two cubes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to have my brushes.

[Monet X Change]

12 by 12 by 12 by 10 little cubes. Yeah, but wait. So back to what you were saying. It is a very big word for black women. First of all, can I just say, do you think that Joseph Robinette, which his middle name is a Kiki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm obsessed with his name being Robinette,

[Monet X Change]

is a hood black lady from California. Robinette.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Robinette is a country black lady who works in human resources. Robinette works next to Wanda. Wanda's the white lady from human resources. Robinette and Wanda are actually good friends. They don't hang out outside of work, but they are good friends at work.

[Monet X Change]

You see that, that new movie that Glenn Close is playing, that lady who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's inspired by that lady who talks like a black lady. The southern white lady. Yeah. And it's a Lee Daniels film, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I wanted. We have to go see it together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monique.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Everyone's talking about how good is we have to watch. Oh no, it comes out straight on. I think it's straight to Netflix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we went and saw that one movie, that Blackbird. Yeah. I didn't see like so looking forward to it. And we were, we watched, we were like, this movie's not that good.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, we saw it together or separately or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we both were like, it's not that good.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what it was. I didn't like it. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we were like this. But we were like. We were like, it's about to be it. And we were like.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think obviously it was public opinion that made Robinette take a knee, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably. Or have you been watching the Boys?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I finished it. The season. This was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spoiler alert.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah. Spoiler alert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or did Robinette, Sister Sage. It was this the plan the whole time. Because someone said this. Joe Biden said 40 years ago that he was going to be a one term president. Forty years ago, Joe Biden said he's going to be. And then when Joe Biden ran this time. Joe Biden was like, I'm doing one term. I'm doing this. I got one in me, y'. All. I got one.

[Monet X Change]

When he won in 2020.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And then people are like, no, he's got to stay in. He's got to stay in. He's got to stay in. He's like, I'll stay in. And then the mental decline happened. And then, because Joe Biden, baby, in 24 years ago, this nigga, he was going toe for toe with Trump. He was like, man, shut up. You remember that? Man, shut up. Shut the fuck up. Don't ever talk to me like that on this debate stage. And then all of a sudden, the mental decline. Joe Biden can't think of worse. He can't look left, he can't look right. And then all of a sudd built up all this stuff. Joe Biden's old. He can't remember. Joe Biden can't remember nothing. Then they spent all this money making Joe or let's go, Brandon FJB shirts. They.

[Monet X Change]

They spit the entire Brandon. Who's Brandon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go, Brandon means Joe Biden.

[Monet X Change]

Why? I don't get it. Can you explain that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get it, but let's go, Brandon does mean Joe Biden. Just. Just trust me on that. I don't get it, but it does mean that. And then they spit the entire RNC bashing Joe Biden. And then Joe Biden on National Ice Cream Day. And everyone knows Joe Biden loves ice cream. You know about this, right?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone knows Joe Biden loves ice cream. On National Ice Cream Day, Joe Biden was like, I'm out. Kamala Harris, you got this. And now everything. They spent all their time because Donald Trump spent a lot of money bashing Joe Biden. Yeah, but now it doesn't matter because Joe Biden's gone. Joe Biden's not not in the race anymore. So now they're trying to resurface to find out a way to get Kamala Harris. Now, I want to say out loud to you, all right now, those of you who are planning to vote third party, I'm not trying to convince you. You have made your mind up. I am not trying to convince you. Those of you who are not voting, I'm not trying to convince you. You have made your mind up. You are not voting. And I'm sure that your pressure toward Democrats is going to help a lot. It's already solving Kamala Harris's issues stance regarding the Genocide in Palestine. I'm not trying to convince you. I also want to say out loud that I don't think that that voting blue, no matter who, gives you a moral high ground. I also don't think that not voting gives you a moral high ground. I don't think voting third party gives you a moral high ground, because morals are obviously, each person can pick, you know, can pick what they mention themselves. I don't think any of these things give you a moral high ground, in my humble opinion. But also, that's just my very humble opinion.

[Monet X Change]

I do think we are in a very unique position as people, because obviously, Kamala and the Democratic politicians really. They really want to get our votes. I think now is a time that we can be. That we can make demands and we can, like, use like, this as a time to, like, get the things you want. Because as you said, like, we have seen her already soften her stance. On what? On the genocide and everything happening in the Middle east with Israel and Palestine. So I think that now is the time that we can use our power as people who live in this country. Who they need, who these public servants. Because remember, y', all, the president is a public. Public servant. He's here to serve us, this nation of his constituents, her nation of the constituents. So I think that now is the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

time where we can. Wow, his. That's crazy. The sex.

[Monet X Change]

His or her? Because, well, it's his right now. It is his right now. We don't have a female president yet, but we will in a few months. So now, I think, is a time where I. Where even, like, fucking aoc. I just love AOC and, like, how all of these public servants are. We can make them serve us by, you know, again, I not voting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want Joe Biden to serve you? You want. You want to be serviced by Joe Biden?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to be service?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, take. Take the teeth out and service me. Daddy,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you think Joe Biden has fake teeth? Of course.

[Monet X Change]

But also, you. Wait, you said something I want to respond to. Like, yes, he. I think that the cognitive decline is real, girl. Like, anyone who has had an older family member, like, sometimes the difference in two years is vast. Like, they're doing fine one year, and, like, you go see them the next year, and it'd be a completely different person. Like, I don't think that's put on, I think. And also, the job of the president is so stressful. Bitch, you remember the pictures you. They show you of Obama before and after the White House? Like, this nigga look like, he aged 30 years over that time. Like, it's like a lot of, it's a lot. So I don't think that it was something that's put on. I think that the cognitive decline and his age really, it's really tough work. And I think that anyone who has an old, old, old family member, the difference between a year, just a year can be, like, crazy. Like, the person that you see one year is be completely different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did Donald Trump come out looking younger? We aged. Everyone in America aged. We all aged 20 years and Donald Trump was sucking our souls like the witches in Hocus Pocus.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we're. And we're. And we're. Thackeray Binks.

[Monet X Change]

Thackeray Binks. I will say, it is so sweet. It's, it's almost as sweet as St. Lucia to see how these Republicans are there. You can see them like, you can see the fear in their eyes. Girl, they are. Because everyone is getting, you know, I, I, someone was talking. Joy Reid, she was talking about it before. Like, I have not been this excited in a president thing since the first year Obama was up for election. Like, I feel that same, like, energy and excitement that change is going to come. And because it was bleak after that assassination, assassination attempt, I was like, oh, it's a wrap, bitch. They are taking it home to glory to you. Like, it's a wrap where, like, Trump is winning. And now it doesn't feel like that anymore. Now it's what, 99, 98 days until the election as we're recording this now. So a lot will change and things will change and things will happen in these next three months, which fucking pisses me off that our election cycle just feels like there's so much to chance and like, we'll wake up tomorrow, tomorrow morning and some new shit is going to happen. But for now, it all feels very exciting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. It does feel very exciting. And I think that the, the Repubs, you know, I'll tell you how I feel about the Repubs after this break. I feel like the rehubs are really nervous about Kamala Harris and the vigor that she has.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Well, don't use that kind of language

[Bob the Drag Queen]

with Kamala that she has behind her. And especially it's the first time that the Divine Nine have ever supported a presidential candidate.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's great. Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is a pretty, which is a pretty big deal. And it's honestly a really big, you know, the Divine Nine and are a very powerful and also, you know, a Big difference between. A big difference between Hillary versus Trump and Harris versus Trump. I mean, Clinton versus Trump and Harris versus Trump is that, you know, what's the, what's going to really, you know, what's really scaring the boomers?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the Gen Z can vote now. Like, all. Almost all of the Gen Z can vote now. Yeah, there are. So the two largest voting blocks are Gen Z and millennials. Those are the two largest voting blocks. Really? Millennials are the largest voting block. There are more millennials in the world than any other generation alive. Millennials. There are a lot of us then.

[Monet X Change]

Gen X really, Gen X is huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Millennials are the largest voting block and we are the largest generation for sure. And I, and I mean, and I would say I was this excited for Bernie Sanders. I was actually very excited, but obviously they didn't last long. Yeah, we saw what happened there, but I was still quite excited.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah, wait, hold on.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Nearly 41 million Gen Z. 41. 41 million members of Gen Z will be eligible to vote in 2024. Wow. New estimates show that 8 million youth are aging into the 8 million you. 8 million Gen Z's are coming into the voting cycle in 2024. That's a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how many, how many millennials are there voting?

[Monet X Change]

I'm looking right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

41 million genes. That's a massive, massive number.

[Monet X Change]

That is 41 million. Out of. Out of how many Americans are normally are eligible to vote? It'd be like 80. No, it's like 300 something million, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there's only 300. There's only like 330 million Americans. That's man, woman, and child. That's like every single person.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. Millennials and Gen Z's are only a few years away from dominating the electorate via Politico. But I don't know what year this are, but this is. No, this is 2020, girl. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, girl, we're it. We're. I'm telling you, Jen Z and Millennials, we are the. We. We. We have.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We got the power. I was about to take that. Which I think is. Which I think scares Radonda.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, because like, as. Because we see how, like, you know, like what Gen Z is defined by like, and like, what their. As a, as a, as a. What do you call Gen Z Millennials?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As a lineal.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. As, like, what are those called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gen X generations.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, as a generation, like Gen Z has, you know, has a very. What they're defined by right. Like, they're, they're, they're open and they're, they're more, they, they care more about their, their everyday person. Unlike, it feels like other generations. And I feel like when, like, imagine what Generation Alpha is going to be like. They're going to be like. I feel like with just Gen Z and Gen Alpha and Millennials, we're going to have, like, a lot of Democrats and Republic and Democrats and Lefties coming on through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I'm reinvigorated for the election. And I think that, I think it makes sense that a lot of politicians end up being moderate because that's how the voting ends up going. I mean, if, if everyone votes, you're going to end up with a moderate choice. You know, if everyone's voting to whittle, Whittle things down, of course you're going to end up with a moderate. Also, I think that J.D. vance is really dragging Donald Trump down pretty severely.

[Monet X Change]

You know the thing about cat ladies and shit, he is like, how do you have someone like that on your team? Like, what a stupid decision to choose that person. And also, fuck Nikki Haley. This bitch running around talking about, I will never support Donald. I will never endorse Donald Trump. He is this. He's a liar bitch. I am so happy and proud to announce my endorsement of President Donald Trump. Like, you sound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And look, she fucking, she folded, girl. She folded. Like, she folded like Evie oddly. Ok, she. She fucking folded. And I mean, same thing with J.D. van J. Van's like, I'm a never Trump guy, girl. Hitler, he called him.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he called him America's Hitler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I would never. I'm so happy to be sitting next to my president. Damn, that was great. Also, does JD Vance not remember what happened to Mike Pence? Why would anybody want to be Donald Trump's?

[Monet X Change]

Because they're so crowded by their own future political idea, like ideals. Like, Nikki Haley wants to run in 2028. Bitch, you're not gonna have a chance at 2028, girl. You're. It's, it's, it's a wrap for you, girl. It's a rap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the question is, like, how do they think? Like, looking at everyone who's aligned themselves with Trump and how their political careers have got gone and how many of them are just straight up in prison?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, literally straight up in jail, looking at jail time. Social political pariahs.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do they think it's going to work out for them if it didn't work? If it Couldn't work out. If it couldn't work out for America's mayor, Rudy Giuliani, why would it work out for you?

[Monet X Change]

Now it's looking crazy. Walking down aisles, falling into chairs and shit. Like, every time. Every time there's a. There's a. There's a camera on Rudy Giuliani. He is walking around, to quote Monique, running around looking crazy as a. Just falling over. His head is leaking like, this nigga looks crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it couldn't work for Mike Pence, why do you think it worked for you? Also, I just want to go ahead and encourage all the white folks listening. I know you are thinking about doing your. Your Kamala Harris think piece. I know you have it in the drafts. You drafted up your why you shouldn't vote for Kamala Harris think piece. I know you have, and you're. And you want to. You want to hit post so bad. Don't do it. Don't do it. To quote Kamala Harris, do not come.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. Do I remind people of that? I will say that was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a shining moment, but do not. And. But you're gonna want to. You're gonna want to.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is gonna be. You're itching. You're itching to do it. I'd wait.

[Monet X Change]

I did love it or leave it last night for drag rappers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that?

[Monet X Change]

That show that you did with Jon Lovitt, and you thought it was Jon Lovitz?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then he reminded me. He's like, so your good friend father Dragman's on here, and he thought he was gonna show with Jon Lovitz, and on your podcast, you corrected him that it was like, who I am Jon Lovitz. But you incorrectly said that I was married to Jon Favreau, and I was like, you're not. He was like, no, Jon Favreau is straight. He has a wife.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also like, girl, shut up. Like, we don't know you.

[Monet X Change]

No, he was kidding. He wasn't being silly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he's kidding, but also, like, a little hurt. Like, a little, like, ouch.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was giving a little ouch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh.

[Monet X Change]

Jaw level is very sweet. And also so on his show last night, oh, my God, just marry him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why don't you, While you're at him on Just fucking marry him. Is he over at Dynasty still at Dynasty?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And he had. He had. Sorry, I forget. This woman's name. I think her name is Amy something. Anyway, she is Sedaris. No, no, she. No, she is a winehouse no, she's a Kamala Harris Schumer, and she was sober.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Allison Reese.

[Monet X Change]

Allison Reese. She was fucking hysterical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the girl who does the.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that one. She does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She does. Harris.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, she does. Kamala. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I feel like we should be calling her by her last name, and here's why. I feel like we call every male politician by their last names, and we call all women by the. We go Hillary. We go Ruth. We go Nancy.

[Monet X Change]

I think we say Nancy Pelosi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We say Nancy Pelosi, but we go Biden. We say.

[Monet X Change]

We say Joe Biden. I think Joe Biden.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trump is a lot say Biden. Biden is a thing. People say Biden. People want 100 say Biden. Now I can make a case for Clinton because there was a Bill Clinton, and maybe people think Bill Clinton. I don't think anyone's thinking Bill Clinton in the past 10 years. No one thinks Bill Clinton's running for president. No one thinks Bill Clinton was the Secretary of state. You know, no one thinks that for sure.

[Monet X Change]

We say we do a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We call. We call women in politics by their first name a lot.

[Monet X Change]

We say AOC we say Elon Omar. We say Ayanna Pressley. We say her first last name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, people would say, like.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Harris has stated in interviews that she does actually prefer being called Kamala.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, does she like it? All right, then we'll be calling her Kamala. Yeah, Bob, but you didn't know that. I just want to point out, I didn't know that. You will lie as a. You will lie and you don't feel bad about it as a Kamala Harris. Stan, it comes so easily to you. It comes so easily. It's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Also, ain't no people like to. People are. Are finding, like, taking this thing to be like, ugh, she's just so casual. Like, there's this picture of her at a Picture. A video of her dancing at this. Let me send it to you. Of her dancing at. I don't know what she's at, but I'm like, why? Like, why is this a bad thing? Like, why does our president need to be this, like, scary boogeyman that we. That can't dance at a function and, like, be a normal human being? Like, I don't understand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, to be clear, that has never been a requirement for a president. No one's ever wanted that. They're using this against Kamala Harris. She's a black woman. That's what they're using for her. Donald Trump famously dances. He hugs the Flag. He kisses the Bible.

[Monet X Change]

Barack Obama, Facebook you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Barack Obama was never known for being mean. JFK was known for being handsome and charming. The president being a scary boogeyman has never, ever, ever once been a requirement for any president. Bill Clinton played the saxophone on late night tv. Like, there has never been a requirement ever where they wanted a man to be grumpy and mean.

[Monet X Change]

Like, and everyone is like, is this. End of the tweet is is this. We all wanted your president. I'm like, yes, I. In fact, I do. I would love that. Like, there is like, what's the problem?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What song is she dance to?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's it. Also, she just made me like, I'm obsessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she gonna do what somebody some of it start stepping like the AKAS be doing.

[Monet X Change]

Girl. Oh, if Kamala Harris get busts out into a stroll, I will lose my mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She probably used to. She probably used to. I don't know. She probably wasn't. I mean, every AKA doesn't step.

[Monet X Change]

I would lose my mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think she did it? I mean, there would be footage.

[Monet X Change]

I think they all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kamala Harris was stepping. There would be footage of it.

[Monet X Change]

By this point, I think as an aka Like, I'm pretty sure I can ask RC if she's an aka. I think they all have to learn, like, the stroll. I don't think everyone had to do the stepping thing, but this, like, the stroll that they have to learn to do with their sisters. I think you have to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't think dancing is a requirement to be Greek.

[Monet X Change]

I think the stroll is for AKA and a lot of Divine Nines. They each have, like, a stroll that represents their sorority or fraternity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My uncle's a Q. I could call him and ask him.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, hot Q dog. Your uncle the preacher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm, Uncle Scotty.

[Monet X Change]

Cues are hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I find them a little bit obnoxious. That's probably a cue list. I don't think there is a cue listening, actually. I don't think there's a single Q listening to this podcast. If you are a Q listening to

[Monet X Change]

this podcast, please sound off and show Bob that he is wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I genuinely, I think of the. Of all the major fraternities and sororities, I believe the one where we have a 0% listenership is the cues.

[Monet X Change]

We have a cue, if y' all didn't know. So for all the white people, like, what's Divine Nine? Divine Nine are nine historically black fraternities and sororities, and they are like, you name them. Yeah. We have Alpha Phi Alpha, which is male. The Akas. Delta Delta, Delta Sigma, Theta Zeta. The Zetas. We have the Kappas, we have the Qs, and we have. I'm missing three. What are three? I'm missing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. I already told you, I can't name them all. You got all the ones. You didn't say Q's yet. You say Q. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Alpha Kappa. Wait, yes, Alpha Kappa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Although, to be. To be fair, they're. They're typically referred to as AKAs. People don't usually call them Alpha Kappa Alphas. People use. Refer them as AKAs.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And the Q dogs are known. They're. They're one of the fraternities. And their colors are purple and gold, I think. And they're known to be very macho. Like, very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, they bark.

[Monet X Change]

They bark. They're very machismo. And to be a Q, you get. They. They literally brand you with the. What? What symbol is that? What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An Omega.

[Monet X Change]

Omega. You get branded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All cues are branded. I don't think you have. I mean, a lot of cues get branded, but I don't think all Q's are branded.

[Monet X Change]

Is your uncle branded?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I think I'm branded.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you name off all the. All the. All the fraternities and sororities?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

All right, we have Alpha Phi Alpha Alpha Kappa, Alpha Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi Delta Sigma Theta Phi Beta Sigma Zeta Phi Beta Sigma, Sigma Gamma Rho, and Iota Phi Theta.

[Monet X Change]

That's the one.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Also, on a side note, I just recently learned that Catherine Zeta Jones was not Latina. I thought she was Latina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you say right, right into the microphone, Jacob, again, please?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Sorry. I recently realized that Catherine Zeta Jones was not Latina. I thought she was a Latina woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Catherine Zeta Jones.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think she was Latina. I just.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Did you think because she was a movie, right? Assume.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Zorro. Like, I think that people think she's. She's. She is Latinx because she was in Zorro. But she's not. She's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People think Scarlett Johansson is a trans man. A Filipino woman. A radio, a snake.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Scarlett Johansson played a play to play a Filipino person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm almost positive she played a Filipino person.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

No, I think that was Emma Stone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was Emma Stone.

[Monet X Change]

Emma Stone. White ass plates. Well, I mean, white as hell, too, but Emma Stone is like. She's like alabaster.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

There was like one movie where Emma. It, like, takes place in Hawaii. And Emma Stone plays a person of, I believe, like, Filipino, maybe Polynesian descent.

[Monet X Change]

I am. I had to look this up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Maybe it wasn't Scar. Sorry. Scarlett Johansson. I was gonna move her. I probably shouldn't be spreading rumors about her.

[Monet X Change]

Emma Stone, Filipino.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't think Scarll Johansson knows my name at all.

[Monet X Change]

She's married to Colin Jost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who that is.

[Monet X Change]

He's the guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, he's the. He's the weekend update.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Yeah. The white one is known as Allison. I don't know how to pronounce the Ng last name, so I'm not gonna. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nguyen. Nguyen. Nguyen.

[Monet X Change]

Nguyen. Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She.

[Monet X Change]

She played the white. She played.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a Vietnamese name.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's the per. That's the person you played.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe the character is Vietnamese or maybe the characters. Maybe it's a Filipino person with a Vietnamese name. That happens. I mean, I have a Scottish last name and I'm not Scottish, so. But we know how that happened.

[Monet X Change]

Marriage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marriage, Yep. My great grandma married. I can't think of a Scottish first name. Carl. Is that a Scottish name?

[Monet X Change]

I don't fucking know. What is a Scottish first name? Ross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rose's name is Raj. Ross. Ross. Is there a queen who you like? Your name doesn't really match you.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

His name is Fred.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whose name is Fred?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Olivia Lux.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That doesn't match. I don't think Roy matches Bianca either. Roy doesn't match Bianca.

[Monet X Change]

Why? Because she's Latinx?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she just doesn't like a Roy. Roy is such a plain name. Roy's like Roy.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you that video?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Albert. She looks like an Albert.

[Monet X Change]

Albert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks like an Albert. Yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

That queen from Canada, Drag Race that goes around doing DragCon and calls everyone by their boy names. I am obsessed with it. I've watched each one. Like, I think it's hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tina Burner looks like a Christian.

[Monet X Change]

She does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If that queen came up to me and said Caldwell, I would be like, hey, girl. But if she said Christopher Caldwell, that would irritate me.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, when anyone calls me. I just don't like being called Chris.

[Monet X Change]

I know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't like it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, the question. Because all your family. Do you hate that, too?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do what?

[Monet X Change]

All your family calls you like that. Do you hate it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my mother called me Christopher, and I actually. I actually don't mind being called Christopher. But just by my mom, everyone else in my family calls me Chris. My mom called me Christopher.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone else called me Chris. And I. I don't I don't care for it. I'm never gonna convince them to call me Caldwell because half of them are also Caldwells. You know what I mean? So I'm not gonna ever convince them to call me Caldwell. So they just call me Chris, and I just accept it. And it doesn't bother me when it's them, but other people, it bothers me.

[Monet X Change]

What does Justin call you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chris.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, I'm about to say he don't call you Chris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Career. But. But I. But if they all call me Christopher, I would prefer that, but that does not mean I want y' all to come to call me Christopher. You can call me. You can call me Bob. All y' all can call me Bob. I actually all. Almost all of my close friends call me Bob, with the exception of, like, a few.

[Monet X Change]

Who else? Oh, probably like Summer and down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you probably Summer. A couple of the folks that I'm. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm super close to them, but the folks I met over at Angels in America call me Caldwell.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, so you're closer to them than us, Mark.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't say that. That calling me Caldwell has nothing to do with. With how close you are to me then. But calling me Chris does have something to do with how close you are to me. And it's. You're either very close or you are very far. There is nothing in between for calling me Chris. It's true. But Bob, you can call me Bob. And that really has no standing on how close you are to me and Caldwell. My Uber drivers call me Caldwell, so.

[Monet X Change]

Well, partners. I don't know how you and Jacob partners. Every Queen's partner that they're with for a long time, they always call them by their, you know, name. That's not their Queen name. I don't know any Queen that is in a long term relationship that their partner calls them by their drag name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake calls me Bob. To other people. When Jacob's talking about.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob calls you Caldwell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, to you. But when Jacob's talking to people in a professional setting, he says, Bob, like when we're at the. When we're at the theater or if we're somewhere. If we're at work at a photo shoot, Jacob refers to me as Bob. But when we're home, Jacob calls me Caldwell. What if.

[Monet X Change]

What, what if what would you ins. Jacob calls you Bob. Would that be weird? I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would be shocking.

[Monet X Change]

So, yeah, it would be weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess it would be where you. I would be really taken aback. I'm like, oh, Jacob also. Jacob also calls me Balshatzar.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why he does it, but he calls me Balshazar. Well, I think I know why he does it. Because I call Jacob by his full name and then because he calls me Caldwell. And my. Caldwell's my last name. And my. The last thing that I've given myself is made up. It's not a real. It's not a real last name. It's the name I made up for myself, so called LTD Q. Which is not actually my name, but it's what I go by. Then he made up a middle name for me, which is Bal Shazar. Is that probably why you do it, Jacob?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Yeah, that's how I do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The microphone for us, Jacob.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

That's what, that's why I do it.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all some kinky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you can call me Baltazzar if you want as well.

[Monet X Change]

And he's so weird. He, he, he, he like calling me, calling me. Everyone calls me Kevin. I'm like, bitch. Well, no. Which I don't care. But he loves calling Selena out of her drag name and that. I told him, stop calling her out of her dragon. Her name is motherfucking Selena. It's not Jason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if I'm at work with Jacob, I don't want him being like, Caldwell. Can someone go get Caldwell? Like, let's make it linear at work. Just be like, where can we get Bob to set? Like, I don't, I don't need you at work. But also, Andy doesn't really work with you, so it doesn't really matter. And it's just like, where's Kevin?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if Andy, if Andy worked with you, like, if our managers were like, where's Kevin? That'd be weird, right?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

When I, when I first started dating Caldwell, he was doing a gig for the Gay Men's Chorus of San Francisco. And they had him like up in a hotel room to get ready and he was like, oh, yeah, you can just stop by my hotel room. I'm just finishing up my gig and then we can just go back home. But they didn't tell him that it was like the after party hotel room. So he was trying to like get de dragged. And there was like a full gay men's course after party coming I forgot about. So, like knocked on the door and this random man wearing a full suit opened the door and I was like, hey, is Caldwell here? And he was like, who? I was like, Caldwell. And he's like, I don't Know a Caldwell? Is there a Caldwell here? And then Bob was like, yeah, it's me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I forgot. I was so annoyed by that. I was so irritated that I had to get out of drag in the middle of the after party. I want to perform with a gay men's chorus.

[Monet X Change]

I have a bunch of times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Just rubbing it in my face.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

The Los Angeles one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

No, you can if you want. It's the close one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, let's do it. I mean, I have to form with one option.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

I'm audition. So let's see if I get in first.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you want to be Jacob? That's so cute.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

We'll see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also perform with the San Francisco. Wait, you said that already?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, who not gonna remember? Shit. Okay, mom. Yeah, okay, Mom. You know, you fully becoming my mother. You are my mother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I mean to say was I performed with the San Francisco Orchestra as well.

[Monet X Change]

No, first of all, you did not perform a used to perform. See, you don't even know you performed with the San Francisco Symphony. It's a difference know what the you talking about before you just start saying

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

It's a very important distinction. Not with the San Francisco Orchestra. The San Francisco symphonies we performed with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, why the vitriol? I got you that gig.

[Monet X Change]

You did not give me that gig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes, I did.

[Monet X Change]

I know you did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How we can call Peaches Christ right now and she'll confirm.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know what gig that's you that you better thank me for? The motherfucking Charlotte Pride that you're doing. Cause I turned that down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, we can call Peaches Christ right now and she'll confirm it.

[Monet X Change]

I turned that one down for you. So can I have a thank you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, that's not how I got the gig. Let's be clear on that.

[Monet X Change]

How'd you get it then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, my cousin is literally in charge of Charlotte Pride.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, your cousin reached out to Monet X Change LLC first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know they book multiple people for prize, right? You know that. Did you know that? Did you know that? I. I assure you.

[Podcast Advertiser]

I assure you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's one thing I don't have is your hand me downs.

[Monet X Change]

You literally have my costume as a hand me down that you've taken from me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, the pants are too short. The pants I'm not wearing your high waters, baby. Honey, the clothes go down the line. They don't come up the line. Rest assured. Rest assured my wig is over your shoulder. Your wig isn't over mine. Okay, Honey, that wig over your shoulder is mine. I don't have none of your shit up here.

[Monet X Change]

What about you literally have my cousin at your house, so. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my queerty, honey. My queerty.

[Monet X Change]

It literally says civic rivalry, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the key to the city, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Of what city?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This key says Caldwell TDQ on it, honey. Chuck Stalwart is for Del Rio, Texas. I have the key to Del Rio, Texas. Me. I can go into literally anyone's house at any point in time in the entire city of Del Rio. What is that? Jacob, microphone. Jacob. Microphone. Microphone, microphone, microphone. I can't hear anything. Jacob, microphone.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Holiday Gaiety was first presented by the San Francisco Orchestra in 2018. Previous guests has included drag performers Coco Peru, Bob the Drag Queen, and Thorgy Thor.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we did not do the same gig, baby, because I did not perform with the orchestra. I performed with the symphony, so it was the orchestra, so we did not

[Bob the Drag Queen]

do the same gig, so it was. So it was orchestra, so we did

[Monet X Change]

not do the same gig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Beep, beep. Who got the keys to the Jeep? Can you. Can you apologize if you're wrong? Can you apologize if you're wrong? Since I did perform at the orchestra, can you apologize that we had the same gig?

[Monet X Change]

I performed at the symphony, not the orchestra, so we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, did you do the Holiday Gaiety?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not do the Holiday Gayety? With Peaches Christ?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, with Peaches Christ. Correct. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think. You think maybe they swapped out the orchestra and the symphony? You think maybe that happened?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. You don't even know how it worked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think maybe that happened? Did you do a holiday show with Peaches Christ?

[Monet X Change]

I did. With the San Francisco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the Holiday Gaddy.

[Monet X Change]

With the San Francisco Symphony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So can you acknowledge that I perform?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Here's the article right here. San Francisco Symphony, Holiday Gaiety. Monet is correct.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we both did the Holiday Gaiety. It's the same gig. They just. I did the orchestra, you did the symphony.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? And so. And let me tell you something. The symphony is of notoriety, honey, not the orchestra. Get that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you acknowledge that you were wrong?

[Monet X Change]

Get that straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you acknowledge that you were wrong, please? It would mean a lot to me.

[Monet X Change]

Not wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said I didn't perform with the orchestra. You said that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, because I. Jacob, read it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, read it one more time, please.

[Monet X Change]

He just read mine. The symphony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, mine. Mines is mines.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Holiday Gaiety was first presented by the San Francisco Orchestra in 2018.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So can you acknowledge that you were wrong and that I performed with the San Francisco Orchestra? Please, Monet, we have 20 seconds left in the party. You're the one who claims you always say you're wrong. Say you're wrong.

[Monet X Change]

No, because there was miscommunication.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. There was no community. I said I performed with the orchestra and you said no, you didn't actually. You performed with the symphony. That's what happened.

[Monet X Change]

Why got to make me sound like that, though? That's so rude. I don't make you sound crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember it. That's just my auditory recall. Yeah, that's just my recall. You said I was tone deaf. That's the tone I heard.

[Monet X Change]

All that's already recall this. Click. I'm about to hang up on this call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about that you acknowledge you're wrong. Please. Before we go, we have. We have literally negative 14 seconds.

[Monet X Change]

And with that. And thank y' all for listening to this episode of Civic Rival.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to hear no more I say when I'm. I don't want to hear no more I say when I'm wrong. It's a rap on that, baby. Because you're wrong. I perform with the orchestra, and you perform with the pathetic little symphony. The tiny, minuscule, little, sad ass symphony. I had a whole orchestra behind me. I conducted you and I conducted.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, you sound insane by saying no, I'm sorry.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

I think there's some confusion. This is confusion in the wording of the article. It is actually the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra for both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's a symphony.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

And it's a San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. If you look right here on their website, this is sssymphony.org and we can see the program for the December 7, 2017. This is the. Is this the day we met, Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, actually. Oh, my God. What's our date that we met?

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

There we go.

[Monet X Change]

Can y' all get a room? Can y' all get a room?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a room.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus. Yeah, with the whole Gay Men's Chorus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know I wrote Jacob a poem.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Well, no, so the Gay Men's Chorus was a different deal. We hooked up the night on the. When he. After he was done doing this concert, we just met on Grindr. And then later, as we continued to date, he did this Gay Men's chorus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know, the first day I met Jacob, I wrote him a poem.

[Monet X Change]

I told. It is. And you told him you love him. We talked about this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say I love you in the poem. That was.

[Monet X Change]

No, but you told him you love him the first time you met him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I did not.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, am I making to tell me.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

No, no, he absolutely said that.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I love you the first time.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Yeah, you said. You said. I. I know this might be crazy, but I think I'm falling in love with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is lying. Jacob Bob.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's okay.

[Monet X Change]

Time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is like. Jacob, tell them. I did not say that.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

If you're trying to be. I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

If you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

If you're not trying to be sweet, that's fine. If we don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we want to re.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Retell.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, you are the whole podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jacob is. First of all, Jacob is lying. Jacob's doing a bit. Jacob is doing a bit.

[Monet X Change]

There was a whole. I told you that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We started saying I love you very early. That's what I said. I did not tell you, Jacob, I love him until I was working at the Berkeley Repertory Theater. We've been dating for like a month, and we're in bed together. And then we both said, let's just go ahead and start saying I love you. It was not on the first night that I met Jacob that Jacob tell Monet. I didn't say that. So she didn't think I'm lying.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

You're right. Okay, okay, baby, you're right. Yes. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

It didn't happen.

[Monet X Change]

He's just pacifying you. I don't believe it. You said it the first night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is doing a bit. You know, Jacob loves a bit.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't know. Jacob hates bits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now you don't know Jacob. You do not. So Jacob been working on this podcast, working on this podcast, building it up. But you don't know anything about the producer of Sibling Rhyme. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob doesn't like that. He does not like Vince. So Jacob is telling the truth. Jacob, I believe you. I see you. I'm gag.

[Jacob (Producer/Partner)]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, shut the hell up. We gotta go. Bye.

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