The One About Labubus

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry

Episode: The One About Labubus

Release Date: August 11, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a classic back-and-forth between Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change as they tackle everything from microaggressions and celebrity encounters to the current craze over Labubus (designer collectible keychains). The playful banter erupts over gifts from fans, the etiquette of refusing fan offers, and some pointed shade about each other’s meet-and-greet behaviors. Listeners are treated to trademark sibling-style roasting, digressions into personal upbringing and family “corporal punishment,” and a satirical dissection of trend culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Fan Interactions & Microaggressions

00:30–12:29

• The episode opens with a discussion about a viral video of Megan Thee Stallion at a Vanity Fair party, where a woman gushes that Megan’s music “makes her want to fight.”
  • Bob brings up the nuanced point that sometimes compliments are coded microaggressions—people may be commenting on someone’s audacity to be themselves “in a space that’s supposed to be the American standard” (04:00).
  • Monét isn’t convinced the comment to Megan is a microaggression, citing celebrity culture and fan excitement, while Bob digs deeper into what comments feel valid or uncomfortable.
  • The hosts read and discuss various social media comments pointing out awkward or tone-deaf interactions, particularly about language and perceived intelligence.

Notable Quote:

“There are a couple, there are compliments that I do not like getting from white people. I'm gonna say that right now... I do not want a white person telling me they think I speak well.” – Bob (07:54)

• The pair debate the difference between “you’re persuasive” (compliment) vs. “you speak well” (potential microaggression, depending on context) through a detailed role-play about the show "The Traitors" (08:12–10:23).

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2. Corporal Punishment Stories from Childhood

12:29–20:16

• Bob and Monét share personal childhood stories about discipline (“pops,” slaps, and sibling fights):
  • Bob recounts getting slapped and even choked for being mouthy as a child (17:19–18:53).
  • Monét relates being “beat” occasionally and sparring with her older brother, Sean (19:29).
  • The two reflect on generational and cultural changes in attitudes toward corporal punishment; both are clear they wouldn’t hit their own children.

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3. Meet-and-Greet Etiquette & Fan Gifts

27:11–34:39 and 36:23–37:39

• Bob accuses Monét of being a “hater” regarding Labubus, igniting a spirited debate on fan gifts:
  • Bob loves keeping fan gifts (except food or drugs), displaying them in his “gift room.”
  • Monét unapologetically refuses gifts she doesn’t want, especially trendy items like Labubus:

    “I have no utility for it. I don't... I'm not going to put it on a bag.” (30:54)

  • The pair role-play awkward meet-and-greet moments, with Bob dramatizing a fan’s emotional attachment to a Labubu and Monét deadpanning refusals with made-up allergies (36:23–39:20).

Notable Quote:

“You just described it was for safety reasons... There are reasons why I can refuse a gift. Safety is not the only reason. I can also refuse something that I just not. I don't want.” – Monét (31:33)

• They hilariously compare how each handles food and weed gifts at shows—Monét claims to be honest, Bob admits to accepting and later discreetly discarding unwanted items.

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4. Labubu Trend Dissection

44:02–47:41

• Bob explains the rise of Labubu as the new “it” collectible, likening the buying frenzy to Beanie Babies and Tamagotchis, but with exclusivity fueled by limited online drops (46:10).
  • Monét is perplexed by the hype, but curious about the sociology of trends—who starts them, and how they blow up.
  • They touch on the K-pop effect and discuss price points ($25–$28) and reseller culture.
  • Jacob chimes in with details on how some drag celebrities partner with Labubu reseller sites for discounts and commission (49:20).

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5. Sibling Beef & Podcast Meta-Shade

52:10–54:43

• Playful accusations fly regarding “public beefs” with other queens (Azealia Banks, Tamisha Iman, Dorinda Medley), YouTube “drop-off rates,” and whose website is more professional and updated.
• The discussion shifts toward a hypothetical Sibling Rivalry family reunion/crossover episode, pondering which queens they’d invite or ban.

Notable Quotes:

“We have Reddit threads dedicated to [hurting fans’ feelings at meet-and-greets].” – Bob (41:37)
“This podcast has saved way more lives than your shitty boyfriend ever will.” – Bob (42:53)

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6. Collectibles, Fandom, and Final Roasting

44:10–47:58; 50:24–51:07

• Bob admits he never actually bought a Beanie Baby or a Labubu, always acquiring them as gifts.
• They discuss the philosophy and psychology of collecting and holding onto objects, with Monét maintaining utilitarian minimalism and Bob cherishing fan memories.

Notable Quote:

“Nothing physical has value to you except the jewelry you're wearing.” – Bob (50:40)

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7. Rapid-Fire Banter and End-of-Episode Antics

54:43–End (~59:23)

• The two argue over website updates, game-night competitions, and whose statistics are right, looping back to the kangaroo/desert debate and referencing inside jokes and running gags from previous episodes.
• The tone remains relentlessly quick-witted, with both hosts volleying accusations, denials, and one-liners at breakneck speed.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (w/Timestamps)

• “That is not a compliment I like, nor do I ever want to hear it.” – Bob (08:39)
• “You think Taylor fad, like, fad things like that? Like, I just don’t get it. I don’t think they’re particularly cute. They don’t do anything, so they’re just decoration.” – Monét (29:20)
• “Whenever Monet and I do a get together, Monet acts like I’m the one who doesn't know how to do a meet and greet... when there are Reddit threads dedicated to how bad you are.” – Bob (41:37)
• “If it’s something I want to be honest with them, I’m not like you. I'm not just going to take them and leave them at the place... If you get joy and pleasure out of this Labubu... I want you to keep on enjoying that, because I’m not going to.” – Monét (34:10)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening Banter, Megan Thee Stallion Video: 00:30–04:38
• Microaggression & Compliment Discussion: 04:38–12:29
• Childhood Discipline & Sibling Fights: 12:29–20:16
• Labubu Gifting & Meet-and-Greet Etiquette: 27:11–37:39
• Role-Play of Awkward Meet-and-Greet: 36:23–39:20
• Collectibles/Fad Trends Explainer: 44:10–47:41
• Beefs, Podcast/YouTube Shade: 52:10–54:43

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Tone & Style

• Boisterously irreverent, sharp, and spontaneous.
• Roasting and affectionate rivalry as central flavor.
• Willful digression and playful bickering anchor each topic.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a tour de force of sibling banter, flipping from deeper cultural analysis to pure camp and tomfoolery. From “Labubu” trend skepticism and nuanced discussion of identity and fandom, to loud asides and expertly executed hypothetical scenarios, Bob and Monét demonstrate once again why Sibling Rivalry is podcasting’s top drag-queen double act.

For listeners seeking pop culture commentary with a razor-sharp queer lens, standout laughs, and just a touch of chaos, this episode is peak Sibling Rivalry.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[Monet x Change]

and I'm Monet x Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet x Change]

On this week's episode, Bob invalidates a fan at the meet and greet Monet

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hates on Labu boos.

[Monet x Change]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not a company I like, like, nor do I ever want to hear it. And we find out what made Mo say this.

[Monet x Change]

I think people would never listen to a podcast again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's wake it up. Before, as I looked at myself, I thought to myself, oh, I need some earrings. And then all of a sudden, Monat gets up and what do you. What do you have in your hand, Mo? You didn't have earrings on, though.

[Monet x Change]

I always have. I wear these earrings literally every episode of the pod. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Watch your language and the fact that you have the. The f slur on your shirt. And you know that my Aunt Hazel will watch. This is crazy to me. You know my Aunt Hazel watches this and is a fan of yours.

[Monet x Change]

Honestly, Susie toot a with this merch. I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You remember time with Drag Queen Told you not to say that for her because she didn't want her family members to see you saying the F word.

[Monet x Change]

No, it was not saying the N word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was a white queen, too.

[Monet x Change]

No, it was a black queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, I know.

[Jacob]

I'm just kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine. So Monet sent me a video from I Heart Erica, and it's heart with an A, no E, about this lady complimenting Megan thee stallion, about how her song makes her want to fight.

[Monet x Change]

It was at the Vanity Fair war party. And Megan thee stallion walks up to this woman and she's. Oh, my God. I just. I just. I just love you so much. I just love your hair. And your music, like, really empowers me. And it's like. I just, like, she's, like, overwhelmed with emotion that she's meeting Megan thee stallion. And it's like, you know, she's excited to meet Megan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I will say this. And the lady is basically being like, actually, can we just include the video? Here it is.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, yeah, here's the video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that was a little long, but I. I will say this. There is some validity to what she's saying about if you are doing something that is not, like, the American standard in a space that is supposed to be the American standard. Like, for example, if you are painting, if you're. If you're a guy who paints your nails at the gay clubs, unless your nails are cut, no one's going to mention it. Literally, no one will mention it. But when I used to paint my nails on the subway and at work or certain people, usually only straight people will compliment my nails now, y', all. My nails. I think Monat knew me during this time. Do you know when I spent my nails?

[Monet x Change]

Black, girl. And paint is a strong word, because within five hours, cheaped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna get there. Please calm down. I can. I can tell my own story.

[Monet x Change]

Painted. That's hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My nails were chipped all the time. And I mean, all. In fact, one time, I got called into the office at the Jekyll and High Club, and the. The manager was like, we need to talk about your painted nails. And I was about to be like, you can. I wish you would tell me how to paint my nails. I wish you would say something homophobic to me and tell me I can't paint my nails. And he was like, it's because they're always chipped.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, girl. He was like, you can paint your nails always chipped. I don't think I've ever seen your nails fully done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when someone complimented my nails, they were not complimenting that I had my nails. They were not complimenting the job of the nail painting. I used to paint them myself, and I only did one coat.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I never did a top coat or anything. They were complimenting the fact that I had the audacity to paint my nails. And it wasn't. It was like 2008. It wasn't even. Like, it was not like I was doing it in, like, 70s or 60s. They were just complimenting the fact that I had the audacity to paint my nails. And I think that that is what's happening with this woman here. She is complimenting that Megan Thee stallion has the audacity to be so black, even when she's not in a black space. I.

[Monet x Change]

You think so? I think that. I mean, I think with celebrity and celebrities, it's a little different. I'm like. I mean, there are celebrities that I'm not. I'm not shocked by their. That they're audacious. I'm just. I would just be excited to see them. Like, I don't like. And again, maybe because the premise of this woman's argument is that it is a microaggression to come up to Megan Thee stallion at a Vanity Fair party and be like, oh, my God, I love your music. And it empowers me. Like, well, she is an interviewer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a random woman.

[Monet x Change]

Right. So, so, so, so, so. I mean, we're all random people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, she was specifically meant

[Monet x Change]

to go up to celebrity part. Erica is saying that and, and shout out. To shout out to Erica. I love her. I've seen some of her content. So I think Erica's premise is that it's microaggressive. And I'm saying I don't think it's a microaggression. I think that. I agree with Erica. That does feel like a lot. But I think Megan is probably used to that. I mean, if Megan desire walks down 5th Avenue, she walks down any street, she's going to be inundated by people who love her sound, her body, her hair, her music, all that stuff. So it is a lot to be complimented on a red carpet like that. But I think that is a casualty of celebrity, like people being obsessed with all things you. So I, I guess, I guess I don't see where the microaggression comes in. And maybe I just need to look in, like think about it more. But I just don't see how it's microaggressive to, to be, to be worshiping her. What she's known for, which is her, her attitude and her music and all that stuff. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's read some of the comments. And what is wild is what Hannah and friend is one is the one who is out of place at an award show, not sold out stadium tour. Megan, be for real. I don't think I understand that that comment.

[Monet x Change]

I don't get it either. You don't get it? Oh, yeah. Because people saying like it was Hannah. Because I think Hannah is just like a, a social media person for careful. If I'm wrong, I think she's not like a. She's not a reporter, she's not a celebrity. She's like a. She's a social media girly. They're saying she's out of place at an award show. Not Megan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe dope queen Thebes, the comedian said, I once had a white lady tell me apropos of nothing that she would love to go to Wakanda. And I was like, well, they wouldn't want your ass there. So be well.

[Monet x Change]

Well, that's a microversion. Come up to a black person saying they would love you in Wakanda is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lizzie, Izzy said to any fellow white women here in the comments who may be triggered and wondering what's okay to say. People can sense when you're sincere versus when you're overcompensating. Hannah could have just said something normal, like oh, my God. I'm a huge fan. Blank song album is my favorite. How is your night so far? Just relax and treat people like people speak how you typically speak. You don't have to put on a whole new Persona and to interact with black women. To be fair, I haven't actually seen the actual source source material. I saw that one little clip.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, I just wanted one little clip too. But also that I want to say people react differently. Right? I, I like Rachel Bloom. I'm not a huge Rachel Bloom fan. When, when, when I had Rachel Bloom over at my house and, and she came over for a game night with Kimchi, Kim had a big reaction because she's a big racial Bloom fan. I don't think Kim is. You know what I mean? Like, people just react differently to different celebrity. Like how what they like?

[Jacob]

Ix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't say this name said Telling a DV vict a domestic violence victim. Their music makes you want to incite violence. Is the epitome of being tone deaf. That one has 15,000 likes. This reminds me of when my boss saw my natural hair for the first time and said, it looks so big and crazy and gorgeous.

[Jacob]

Huh.

[Monet x Change]

And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

anyway, yeah, so I, I, I do see how it could can be. I mean, there are a couple, there are compliments that I do not like getting from white people. I'm gonna say that right now. There are certain comments I'm like, I don't, I don't need to hear that from you. Specifically, Specifically, I do not want a white person telling me they think I speak well. I don't want any compliments on how

[Monet x Change]

I speak, which is something that happens on Traders. Have you seen this? But on Traders, when people say, that's a, you know, it happened, I think it happened a lot in season two, actually. But it wasn't only towards black people. They would just, they, it's, it's like a complimental traitor. Like, you speak so well at the round table. But they're not saying it. I don't think in a microaggressive way. They're just saying, like, you, that meaning you're very convincing and people listen to you. It's not a like, oh, you speak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The comment I will take. Well, I will take the comment being like, you're really good at, you're really good at convincing people. But, like, you are well spoken, or you speak well or you're good at speaking English. That is not a company I like, nor do I ever want to hear it.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, I don't like it either. But I think in the prime of the traders, I'm like, I think it's a compliment, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, how. Give me the compliment and I'll tell you if it feels like a compliment.

[Monet x Change]

Okay. You're at the round table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just finished. I just finished chewing up Dylan. Dylan Nephron.

[Monet x Change]

And then all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're. Who are you, by the way? This matters. Who are you?

[Monet x Change]

I'm a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the house. Which one?

[Monet x Change]

Oh, I am. Who's on your season? I am Dolores. Ok. And I'm like Bob directly. I voted for you anyway because you speak so well and at this table. That is a power here. And I don't think I will ever be able to discern if you're a traitor or a faithful because you speak really well. So I voted for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like how that. I don't like how that sounds. Now, let me rephrase it, Bob. I voted for you because you are very convincing when you speak. People listen. You have the power to convict people. You. You give people conviction. And if you are misinformed, you can misinform people even if you're not intending to. So that's why I'm voting for you, because I think you're a danger in the house. That is a compliment I will accept.

[Monet x Change]

But I also think you're a little more eloquent. Right? I think that. Cause you know, you, you. Cause you speak really well. So I think that someone would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet x Change]

I think that you have a. Maybe some people can't express themselves as well as you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't like it. I don't like the compliment. You're well spoken. I really hate it.

[Monet x Change]

I mean, I hate it too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like it either. You never get that.

[Monet x Change]

I'm devil's advocating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have never gotten that compliment in your life. Let's be clear.

[Monet x Change]

No one was here, no one was a college graduate. So you can't even pronounce the word ear. All that being said, I don't like it either. But I mean, I think it's something I've heard a lot on, maybe because I've heard it a lot in like the context of traitors on the uk, America, all of them, they like. It's a compliment on the show that, oh, you speak really well, so we got to get rid of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a chance that I'm sure some white people have been told they're well spoken, but I. Because it's not me. Nick, you ever been told you're well spoken? You are so Nick went, oh, come on, Jacob. Have you ever been. Do you, can you recall being told you are so well spoken, Jacob?

[Jacob]

No, I have not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I have had other microaggressions put on me that, outside of that, that I really don't like. I've had a few. That, that's my, that one is probably

[Monet x Change]

my biggest pet peeve, though, that you're well spoken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or, or specifically when they said, did you see Trump telling the president of Liberia.

[Monet x Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That he speaks English really well?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you educated? Nigga, I'm the president of fucking Liberia. Yes, I was educated. This may shock you. Where did you learn English in Liberia? Where the national language is English. Where we speak English. Where did you learn English? That's insane. Have you seen the clip of Trump going. And man, I'm telling you, when they fly these planes, they go skedaddle. You know what skedaddle means? It's a word that means skedaddle.

[Monet x Change]

Haven't seen that one. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet x Change]

That is a person who is in charge of our country. That's a person who. I already crashed out this morning. I can't crash out again. I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Trump's highest form of education. Nothing to matter, Nothing to make sure.

[Monet x Change]

High school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he went to college because there's a famous story of him getting beat up by his father at college or did he beat up his son at college?

[Monet x Change]

What do you mean beat up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His son got beat up in college? No, his older son. The ones who were like in their 40s. Either Trump walked in and slapped the out of one of his sons in front of everyone or Trump got slapped or his dad slapped, shot at him in front of everyone. I believe Trump slapped the shit out of the, the, the other, the, the, the, the one who Junior and Eric.

[Monet x Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think the story is allegedly, allegedly that Trump went into his college and like slapped the shit out of him in front of everybody.

[Monet x Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't, I, I, I, I vaguely remember the details of the story.

[Jacob]

It says he lived, he was in. So he, his highest degree is a BS in economics from.

[Monet x Change]

Yes, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A bullshit.

[Jacob]

He showed his, he showed up to pick his son for a baseball game and slapped his kid across the face when he wasn't dressed for the occasion. He was wearing a Yankee jersey, I guess, and maybe that was in Port, I don't know. Oh, yeah, he was wearing a W, A Yankee jersey. And he wanted his son to be wearing a suit. He said, put on a suit and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

meet Me outside and he slapped them.

[Monet x Change]

That's wild. I can't believe we never heard about this story before. Have I never heard about this story

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in front of people?

[Monet x Change]

My mom. I think my mom slapped me one time. I told you. We used to go to the supermarket, and I used to just. The intrusive, fat thoughts would just permeate my mind, and I would just go down and just take things and put in the cart against her will, and we'll get to the cash register, and they would like, again. She couldn't remember them ringing up things at the end of the shopping trip. I would have put, like, mad things that she did not put it in there. She gave me a little in the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

face, like, how hard Hit your hand Hard. She hit you.

[Monet x Change]

She'd be like, oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I want to be clear. I would never hit my child.

[Monet x Change]

I want to be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never hit my kid at all. But that just doesn't seem like that much of a. That seems like she's trying to get your attention. And to be clear, I would never. Don't hit your kids.

[Jacob]

Would you do that to your kid?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. No. No.

[Jacob]

So that's not trying to get her attention.

[Monet x Change]

Thank you. Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom used to pop me in the back of the head, but it was never like. It was never to inflict pain. It was like to be like, I'm watching you, and would you do that to your kid? I might pop my kid on the back of the head, but it's not.

[Monet x Change]

Give me your hand. What's the pop like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This girl. It's like a girl.

[Monet x Change]

You might as well not even do it. The hell is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just to give her attention. It's to be like. It's like I am watching you.

[Jacob]

I mean, I don't think that's a pop.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, that's not a pop, girl. That's a. That's like a gentle little nudge. A pop would be like, my mother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother. My mother did not. I. I was not. There was no corporal punishment in my house. No, there was.

[Monet x Change]

Why do you want to pop your kid?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. It's like. I mean, I got pop like my mom. I would pop someone. Like, my mom popped me. There was corporal punishment options, and my brother would choose corporal punishment, and I would choose not to get corporal punishment. But I was not spanked. I was not hit. I got. I've been. I was slapped once, and I was choked once, and that was a slap. It wasn't like your mom massaging Your cheeks with essential oils. I got slapped.

[Monet x Change]

Banana essence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monet x Change]

Wait, what did you do? What did you do to get slapped?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to guess?

[Monet x Change]

Talking.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Hey,

[Monet x Change]

this nigga would never shut up, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. I wouldn't stop talking.

[Monet x Change]

And I class or, like, at to back at her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was on the way to the mall, and I wanted something at the mall. I wanted to go to a specific store, and my mother said, we'll see.

[Monet x Change]

How old were you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was before. I'll tell you after the break.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

I'm Kiana, and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day, I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Start your free [e-mail].

[Unknown Speaker 1]

close your eyes. Exhale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contact contacts. Oh, my gosh. They're so fast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And breathe.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Monet x Change]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was before third grade, so probably eight or seven.

[Monet x Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was riding on the middle console.

[Monet x Change]

The middle console? What do you mean, the middle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cons, you know, there's a front seat, a driver, a passenger seat, and then, like, that thing in the middle. Oh, yeah, I was sitting on that.

[Monet x Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. Or I might have been sitting in the middle console in the back, like, when the thing lifts down. I was sitting on that part because I remember her turning around, and I really wanted to go to one store, and she was like, we'll see. It might have been Toys R Us. It was probably towards R Us. And I was just begging and begging, and she kept saying, we'll see.

[Monet x Change]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I was like. I started screaming and, like, crying and being like, I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. And then I started, like. I think I started grabbing the seats and, like, rocking back and forth and being, like, causing a scene. And then she turned around, slapped me.

[Jacob]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she Choked me once when I was in like 8th grade.

[Monet x Change]

What'd you do then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I started crying. I was talking. Yeah, because she needed me to. She needed, she, I was getting ready to go to school and she told me to do something and I didn't

[Monet x Change]

want to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she was like, the conversation's over. And I was like, well, well, you can be over. You don't have to say anything else. I want to say my piece so you can be done with your part. But I'm not done talking. So you don't have to respond, but I'm going to say something. So now what? And then she started like looking. I was taller than she's like looking up at me. I might have been in ninth grade. She was like, chris stopped talking. And I was talking over her. So she would get louder, then I would get louder and I was like, I'm going to say my piece. Like I need to be heard. I'm going to say my pie.

[Monet x Change]

Of course you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she kept being like, shut up. And I would not shut up. And I was just going on. Then she started choking me and yelling, shut up. And then I started crying and I went to school.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, you. Would you be the type of kid I, I, I had to beat your ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So your cheek slap was the only corporal punish you ever got ever?

[Monet x Change]

No, no. Well, we got beat in school, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, at home.

[Monet x Change]

I mean at, it was, it was mostly slaps. Like maybe my dad stopped like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your mom never like lost her temper

[Monet x Change]

in like it was like that, like slapped. I got slapped a few times like that. And my dad think, I think my dad beat me like maybe twice or three times. I don't, I really don't remember, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were also like low key fighting for your life against Sean. You were like fighting for your life.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, Sean and I used to fight. Sean busted my head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like he's too old to be, I feel like he was too old to be fighting you. How old is he?

[Monet x Change]

Sean is six years older than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too old to be fighting your little brother. If you're gonna, if you and your siblings are like getting physical, there should not be more than two years between you.

[Monet x Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Otherwise it is low key child abuse. If a 16 year old is what, fighting a, hitting a 10 year old.

[Monet x Change]

That was big stock though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What a. I've seen Sean.

[Monet x Change]

Have you seen Sean pictures? Yeah, Sean's a big guy, so it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't matter how big you were. He's bigger.

[Monet x Change]

Bigger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's too old to be hitting. That's too old to be hitting your younger sibling.

[Monet x Change]

I was. I was. I was annoying. Like, I was do the thing. Like, he would be in his room playing his game. I would literally, in the middle of him playing Needed for speed or something, I would walk in the room and I would do the thing. Like, I walk in, I'm like, what you doing? He's playing the game. Like, kevin, get out. I'm like, no. Kevin, get out. I'm like, no. And I would go. I would hover my finger over the power button and be like, what you gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe all this. All of this. I believe.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, then what you gonna do? Like, kevin, I'm not playing. And then I would put it off in the middle of a game and run.

[Jacob]

Literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe this story. So I have a cousin who's. How old is scooter? Probably 40.

[Monet x Change]

Scooter Braun is your cousin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Scooter Braun is my cousin. Scooter's probably 46. And he used to hit me. He used to specifically thump me.

[Monet x Change]

What does thump mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He would do his finger like this, cock it back, and he would thump really, really hard. It was very painful. He used to thump me a lot, and he was too old to be hitting me. So me and Justin would fight very rarely. Maybe two, three fights her whole life.

[Monet x Change]

And Luna, how physical would they get?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, like a fight. Like punches and kicks.

[Monet x Change]

Like, like, like fucking boxing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, as well as children can box.

[Monet x Change]

What age?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think our last fight was probably. I was living in Phoenix City, so I was probably in, like, fifth grade. He was probably in, like, seventh grade or maybe like, third and fifth grade.

[Monet x Change]

Okay. So, yeah, so, like, as teens, y' all didn't fight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, one time, Justin assaulted me. Okay, I'm doing too much. One time, Justin, like, got physical with me. When we were in college, we were roommates together, and I was so gagged.

[Monet x Change]

Why? Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet x Change]

What, What? What warranted that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we were. Justin and I were getting ready to go somewhere together. We were, like, walking somewhere to do something together. And whether. Man, y', all, we're adults. Yeah. I am 18. Justin is 20.

[Monet x Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I. We had like a. Not a row, but every room. You could, like, it was like a circle. You could walk from one room. You could walk from the kitchen to the dining room to the living room, then my room off to the side, and you have to go through Justin's room to get to the kitchen. Or you can go the other way. You didn't have to go to his room. But we were. We both walked to Justin's room. We're just sitting there talking about what we're gonna do that day. And then I. I went to go tie my shoe, and I put my shoe on his bed.

[Monet x Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To tie my shoe.

[Monet x Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is crazy. Um, but Justin could have been like, don't put your shoe on my bed. And I would have very happily taken my shoe. I would have been like, oh, I wasn't thinking. Justin grabbed my leg so hard. He tried to, like, yank me off of my one foot. Like, tried to make me lose my balance. And I've always been bigger than Justin. Or at least since, like, fifth grade, I've been bigger than Justin. So I like. Or kindergarten, probably. So I, like, stomped my foot down so he couldn't take me down. And he was, like, huffing and puffing, and I didn't even know where it came from. I was like, what? Just. I remember thinking to myself, what just happened? Like, to me, it was not clear that he was mad about that. And I remember thinking to myself, to me, what it felt like was out of nowhere, Justin just grabbed me and started yanking on my body and is very, very angry. And I remember thinking to myself, what is going on? He was like, don't put your foot on my bed. And I was like, you could have just said that. I don't think. I apologize. I didn't. I probably didn't apologize. I was very young and I was very angry that he. I was just shocked. And then we had to fucking go hang out together. We had to, like, leave the house together.

[Monet x Change]

That was the physical altercation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is the only adult physical alteration me and Justin have ever gotten. That was the. That was. That was. I was 18. This is 21 years ago.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, I haven't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't.

[Monet x Change]

I have not been in a physical fight with anyone. A sibling of a friend, a friend or foe since middle school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't relate.

[Monet x Change]

I know. I wanted to give a wonder, like, can you still fight? I don't know if I can still fight. I think I can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just thinking of the day. I don't think I can still. I. I don't. I'm not interested in finding out.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, me either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be very clear. I have no. If you see me in the street, I don't want to know if I can still fight.

[Monet x Change]

But sometimes the occasion arise. I feel like. I feel like. I still. I feel like it's one of the. One of the things like riding a bike. Like, if I get mad and pissed off, I'm sure I can fight. I just haven't done it since middle school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if it's not like riding a bike? What if it's like coding?

[Monet x Change]

I think coding is. I think coding is probably riding a bike too. If you know how to code, you know how to code.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are certain things that I know how to do, and then I don't do them for a while. Like, what's one Sewing.

[Monet x Change]

You haven't sewed in a while. You can still sew, I guess, also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, honestly, it's usually computer stuff. Like, when I haven't DJ in a while, I have to practice again because.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, yeah, I do that too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, wait, what's the cue button? What's this button? What's that again? And if I have not. When I play fortnite and I haven't played fortnite in a while or smash in a while, I need a few rounds to get it back, but I still know the moves. But I'm not as good at it anymore. So I don't know if. I honestly don't know if I can still fight. I know that I obviously move slower now than I did when I was in my 20s and teens. Not much slower because I was already slow then.

[Monet x Change]

Also, this is an update. A s Rivalry update. This just in from Courtney. Act Sorry. Sorry. I miss shole. Wait, I can't do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Text it to me. I'll read it because that was. That was embarrassing.

[Monet x Change]

No, she said, just at dinner, did you mean to call? I said, yeah, that's not on a straight accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? My. Just at dinner, did you mean to call? All right, Maya. I was at dinner, right? My Dynanza. Or was it dinner? Hello? Hello, Armini. Hello. Hello, Armini. I was at dinner.

[Monet x Change]

We know what we should do. You remember when we did the episode of all British accents? Could you imagine we did a 1 of all Australians?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way we almost lost subscribers, I'm

[Monet x Change]

afraid they would turn on us. I think people would never listen to the podcast again. Yeah, yeah, all good. Bob and I were on the podcast and we were calling to ask if a kangaroo was a desert animal. Lol. That's all I said. She said, they are not. They need to eat. Nothing lives in the desert. Then she sent me. She sent me a chat GPT. She asked it, and chatgpt said, yes, kangaroos do live in the desert. Specifically, red kangaroos are very well adapted and arid. Yes, kangaroos do live in the desert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First word. What was the question? What's the first word? What's the question?

[Monet x Change]

Do kangaroos live in the desert? No, kangaroos do not live in the desert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't they know you said yes? No. What's the question?

[Monet x Change]

Do kangaroos live in a desert? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where did the yes come from? I'm going to get there. Okay.

[Monet x Change]

No, kangaroos do not live in the desert. Specifically, red kangaroos. Yes. They're well adapted in arid, semi arid environments in the Australian outback.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you realize that no matter how you try this, your point's never proven? Kangaroos are desert animals. One day, and I'm willing to move on from this. Now, let's talk about our topic today,

[Monet x Change]

because now we might as well do children.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monae is a hater.

[Monet x Change]

Why am I a hater?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you are a hater in general. Like, that's kind of part of your vibe, you know?

[Monet x Change]

If I'm all these things, all these things that you say I am, how weird are you that I'm your best friend? If all these things you say about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

me, then there's nothing else about you. I never said it was a bad thing. This is the observation out of criticism.

[Monet x Change]

All the other things you said about me. You make fun of my stammer. I'm a hater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stammering is not a reason to not be someone's friend. Having a stutter is no reason to not be someone's friend.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, it's just. It's just for you. So you can make fun of me all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet x Change]

Such a fucking cut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These. These things are no reason not be your friend. But Monet is a hater. So back at Christmas time, I went to Monet's Christmas party and I gave. I bought the. I bought a few gifts. I. I'm not. I. I'm. When I have a good idea for a gift, it's always a great gift. If I have a good idea, it's a great gift. So I brought a.

[Monet x Change]

Where's the story going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I brought a coach bag for Kim Chi that she's wanted for years, but I don't want to give it to her. But then I decided to give it to her. It was just collecting dust in my. In my apartment. So I brought it over to her, and she was so moved by this bag that she took this thing off of her purse and she handed it to me. I had no clue what it was. I had never seen it, never heard of it. Kim said, this is really hard to get. You should hold onto this. It is really rare I said, okay, thank you. I took the thing home, I put it on my wall. I haven't looked at it since. Months later, everyone's going on about the Labubu, baby. The Labu boo was. And I got mine back at Christmas time. The Labubu craze has hit hard. And I have a Labubu. And then I was gifted two Labubus. I've been gifted three Labubus. Kim gave me one, Selena gave me one, and Taylor gave me a Labubu. And Monae, for some reason, is just hating on Labubus. It's not just that. You don't get them. You hate on them.

[Monet x Change]

I do not hate on them. I think Taylor fad, like, fad things like that. Like, I just don't get it. I don't think they're particularly cute. They don't do anything, so they're just decoration. I just don't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Monet hate on the boo boos?

[Monet x Change]

Absolutely, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course.

[Monet x Change]

Taylor is on your payroll. You think you're going to say something different?

[Unknown Speaker 1]

Excuse me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come forward.

[Monet x Change]

Taylor's on your payroll. You think Taylor gonna take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you want to say about this? Fuck, Monae, you do hate on the Labubus.

[Monet x Change]

I do not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you hate on Labubus.

[Monet x Change]

I do not. I just do not get it. I do not want a Labubu. I never had a Labubu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one's ever offered you a Labubu. No one's offered you a Labu.

[Monet x Change]

Someone has offered me a little boo boo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet x Change]

A fan offered me a little boo boo when I was in fucking. Where's I okc. I don't want no goddamn lububu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So did you do that when people offered you all the other stuff that you get?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, because I want those things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What else has a fan offered you that you said no to? I don't want no goddamn Whatever you're offering me.

[Monet x Change]

When they gave me a joint that is not in a concealer case, I'm like, no, baby, I don't want that joint. If you give me a. If, if you give me a joint that's wrapped, I will take it because I know you ain't fucking lace it with. I don't know what's in there. But I, I, I turn away that. I turn away food. I'm not eating your food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never turned away food.

[Monet x Change]

I know. I know you baked it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you. I now know you lying. Now you're lying. You lying. I never been so thin.

[Monet x Change]

I know that you baked it. With love and everything. I'm not eating food that's been made for me. I. I'm not gonna do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to be clear, the two things. The things that those two things seem to go into the category things. How does the little boo fall in that category?

[Monet x Change]

I have no utility for it. I don't. I'm not going to put it on a bag. I'm not going to put it on my. On.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

On.

[Monet x Change]

On a cad. I'm not going to put it on a horse. I'm not going to put it on a bug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You turn down specifically for safety reasons. It seems weird that your fans want to give you a gift and you turn it down and say, I don't want that. That. That seems weird.

[Monet x Change]

I did not say did not want that. I said, I don't want that. I just want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe what you said was, I don't want no labos. I believe verbatim what you said.

[Monet x Change]

Probably, but I'm not interested.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What offered you that? You responded in that way.

[Monet x Change]

I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. That's safety. That's a safety reason. And you don't get to. You don't get to tell me if

[Monet x Change]

it's safety for me or not. I get to choose if I don't want or not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just described it was for safety reasons. You just described the reason why you did not work a joint.

[Monet x Change]

There are reasons why I can refuse a gift. Safety is not the only reason. I can also refuse something that I just not. I don't want. I'm not gonna. That I'm not going to use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But doesn't it seem rude? And also, I want to be clear with y', all this. Monet.

[Monet x Change]

Let's take a break with somebody else.

[Jacob]

All right?

[Monet x Change]

Let's clear it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's clear it up. Monet X change. I've been on tour with Monet. When you give her a joint or some food, Monet does not refuse it. She doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't make the journey.

[Monet x Change]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen you. I've seen you take it and then take it back and you leave it there. Which, by the way, I do the same thing. If someone offers me food, I don't say, I don't want your food. I'll just. I'll take it. I'll say, thank you very much. And if it's a baked good that you made or if it's a food that looks like it could be open and you made it in your home, I just leave it at the venue. And I tell fans on the podcast, on the Internet, I don't. Don't bring me in your. In your. In your food. I'm not going to eat your food. I don't know what's in that shit.

[Monet x Change]

So I have seen you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have seen you with my own kind.

[Monet x Change]

The food I will take. I will take back a joint. Sometimes I take a joint. I don't realize it's not wrapped. But if I take a joint back and I see the seal is broken, then, no, I'm not going to smoke that. Most joints are. That the seal is not broken. I will put it in my little drug bag in my carry on. Wait, and which pocket is that? I will put in my thing. If I go backstage after everything is done, I'm like, oh, shit, the seat's not on the bitch. I'm not taking that home. I'll give it to maybe someone on set, on the crew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let me clear this. So let me clear this up. What you're saying is someone offered you food, you took it backstage and you left it there. Correct.

[Monet x Change]

Or I will give it to someone else working who will eat it, but I won't eat it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to be clear. You will accept the food sometimes from the fan.

[Monet x Change]

Situationally, there have been. Sometimes when someone brings the labubu, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

said, I don't want that fucking Labubu.

[Monet x Change]

No, I didn't say that to the person. I did not say. When a person brought the labubu to me, I did not say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you turned it away and said, no, thank you.

[Monet x Change]

I said. I put it up. I said, girl, I don't want to say a labubu. I was like, come on, Monet, please. I'm like, girl, I want that. You can keep that for yourself. I'm not. Girl, I'm not gonna use. I'm not gonna put this labu on my stuff. I'm like, okay, fine. That's how that works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the only gift you've ever flat out refused is unsafe things. And specifically a labubu.

[Monet x Change]

And I think there have been other things people have. Like, if someone has offered me. Someone offered me a needle. Cause I was a nito when I talked about needles. A little squishy. What is a needle? It's a squishy, fidget, fidget thing. And they offer. They. She pulled a needle out of her bag, and she's like, hey, I have anito.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want it?

[Monet x Change]

I was like, girl, I don't want your needle. She's like, no, I'VE had it for a while. You can have. I was like, no, I don't want your needle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, you sound really grateful to your fans.

[Monet x Change]

Well, you know, if it's something I want to be honest with them, I'm not like you. I'm not just going to take them and leave them at the place for anyone to take them. If you get joy and pleasure out of this labubu or this neato, I want you to keep on enjoying that, because I'm not going to. So why, why, why would you waste your money on your. Especially if the Lubu's are so hard to buy, are so rare, why would you take it and leave it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The money's been spent.

[Monet x Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The money's been spent on the.

[Monet x Change]

No, but if a Labubu is a collector's item that is very rare to come by, you have to go online and do a bid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The money's been spent.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, but then you keep it. Give it to someone else that's gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. Bring it to Bob the Drag Queen on the road. Bring it to Taylor O'Rear on his tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to be clear, every. Anybody who has ever been to my space, my home, knows that I take home, with the exception of food. And I don't think anyone's ever actually offered me drugs, ever. With the exception of food, I take home every gift I get. The only time I won't take it home is if for some reason, I cannot fit it in my suitcase. And there's only. And even when I can't fit in my suitcase, like that picture you have in your hallway. That picture. I broke the frame off, rolled it

[Monet x Change]

up in my hallway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That picture that you have of me in your home, you have a painting of me.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, that's my. That's my bathroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The bathroom I got. I got there in Brazil. I broke it off the frame, I rolled it up, I made sure it got home safely. Everyone who knows me knows I always bring my gifts home. I accept every gift that you guys give me. And they are. And they are. I have a whole room, literally displayed, full of paintings, pictures, ceramic tiles, needle points, digital art, letters displayed on the wall over here. Yeah.

[Monet x Change]

And I think that's very beautiful. But if it's gonna be something that I'm not, like a Labubu or a needle or something that you utilize, and it can be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're saying, don't waste your money. The money's been spent.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, but they did not get it specifically for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you if you didn't know that. Yeah, they said I could have on

[Monet x Change]

her bag that loo boo boo was ran through a little bit. It was a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, I got you. So you're. You're. Now you're painting a narrative. So you talked about the lubu. You sat down and had a conversation about the boo boo.

[Monet x Change]

So I don't need to talk to Lubu to realize that the boo boo is a little dirty and has been on, probably clipped on her bag a few times, which is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're adding stuff to the story that wasn't there before, and now you're acting.

[Monet x Change]

We're talking about in details. You extrapolated whatever you wanted. We didn't talk about.

[Jacob]

Can we role play this meet and greet?

[Monet x Change]

Okay, let's open the meet and greet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi.

[Monet x Change]

Hi. What's your name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carl.

[Monet x Change]

Hi, Carl. Carl, I like your hat. Look at your outfit. She's feeling. She's feeling like a little kicky girl, ain't she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Oh, Lord.

[Monet x Change]

Is this your little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is your labubu. My labu? Why is it.

[Monet x Change]

How is it my labubu? Did you get it for me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to give it to you.

[Monet x Change]

You want to give it to me? Is it like. Have you been using it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like I wore it here.

[Monet x Change]

You wore it here, and this is the first time you ever wore it ever?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it was raining outside.

[Monet x Change]

It was raining outside. Well, Carl, let me tell you something, Carl. I. This. I'm not into the lobu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was the last. This was the last thing my grandma gave me before she passed away.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, that sucks. Well, you know what I mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was a big fan of yours.

[Monet x Change]

She was a big fan of mine?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she would want me to give this to you, and I never wore it. I never wore it. Cause she gave it to me in a box. I'm sorry. She gave it to me in a box, and I kept it safe. But then today was the first time I ever wore it. Bless you. Bless you. That was the first time I ever wore it. And it rained, so I got kind of sad. But it made me think of her. And she was such a big fan of yours, and I. And she wanted you to. Bless you and she wanted you to have it.

[Monet x Change]

Carl, I am very alert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet x Change]

Do you have an EpiPen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry. EpiPen. Can someone get an EpiPen for Monet, please? Hold on. Here's one. Put your leg out. Put your leg out. Get me Carl.

[Monet x Change]

Carl, the Labubus are Made of Sherpa. I'm deathly allergic to Sherpa, Carl. It's on my website. Did you not know that? I thought your grandma was a big fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should know that aren't made of Sherpa, Carl. Yes, the.

[Monet x Change]

And they are, Carl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay, okay. I know you're not saying no. Yes, saying bench. Back in the scene. Okay, I didn't realize. I didn't realize this was one of the Sherpa ones. I'm so sorry. Also, I want to say your. Your reaction to epinephrine is very different than most people.

[Monet x Change]

Tell me, tell me about that.

[Jacob]

Carl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick, just walk. There's a door right there.

[Monet x Change]

Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick.

[Monet x Change]

Over there.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Duck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Walking. It's locked from the outside. Not this side, bitch. Yeah, most people, when they get epinephrine, they. It's like a big adrenaline rush. That's how it shocks your system back into. It's weird that you didn't respond at all.

[Monet x Change]

Well, you know, Carl, my body. Everyone's body is different. And so someone who looks like you have a very different body. I would expect you to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, what makes my body different?

[Monet x Change]

Well, you're Carl. For a 70 year old you're pretty tall. And you're pretty. You're pretty. You look like very strong for a seven year old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So all the seven year olds in my family were this heightened, this long

[Monet x Change]

and bald as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And bald, bald, tall. So maybe you've heard of Caillou, Maybe you've heard of Tommy, Maybe you heard of Lil Bill. Young people can be bald.

[Monet x Change]

Okay, well so my bad. So I thought you were differently bodily abled, but maybe just normal for your family. And so I apologize for that. But yeah. So you don't want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My grandma's the boo boo.

[Monet x Change]

I'm allergic to Sherpa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, you know what? Tamisha was right about you. You. Why would you not take the Monet? You are wild. Offer me the labubu.

[Monet x Change]

Okay. Oh, I got a labuu for that ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got a lefoufu. Hi, welcome. Hi.

[Monet x Change]

Hi. How are you? Oh my God, I'm so excited to meet you finally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. What's your name?

[Monet x Change]

Desi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Desi. Nice to meet you, Desi. Where you from? Oklahoma. Oh, like Oklahoma? Where in Oklahoma?

[Monet x Change]

Oklahoma City. We flew in just for the meet and greetings. We're not even gonna see the show. I just came for the meet and greet. Cause I wanted to meet you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're from Oklahoma City?

[Monet x Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause that's in Kansas.

[Monet x Change]

Yes, Oklahoma City. No we're in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is an Oklahoma City, Oklahoma? Actually, not many. Most folks are not from there.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, well, you bet the one and you fell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause it's not in Kansas City, Missouri.

[Monet x Change]

Oh, sorry. I'm not gonna mind you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the truth.

[Monet x Change]

I've been held back a few times, Bob, and I feel a little uncomfortable. I don't like talking about it and saying it out loud, but now you're making me feel weird. So I'm making you feel word or you feel weird? Can we reset? I learned this in therapy. I'd like a reset, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No worries, Desi, if that's your own name.

[Monet x Change]

Now I feel invalidated about my existence is really hurting my feelings, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm gonna be clear. I'm not hurting your feelings. Your feelings are hurt. And your feelings are very valid, mind you. Very, very valid.

[Monet x Change]

You're a bad person to do this to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm bad.

[Monet x Change]

Anyway, this is my Le Lakutu and it's my favorite lakutu and I wanted to give it to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's so cute. I love. That's so cute. Thank you. Wow, that is very cute. Are you ready for this picture? Yeah, let's see. I'll hold up the Lakutu.

[Monet x Change]

Ok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how you do it, Monet.

[Monet x Change]

Bob, you cannot tell Val if someone says that's not how you. If you hurt your meet and greetings feelings, you have to be a little more like, what the fuck was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm tell right now. One person on this podcast has heard the meet and greet his feelings, and

[Monet x Change]

it wasn't me, it was you one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we have, we have Reddit threads dedicated to it. So maybe you have a lot of experience with hurting meet and greeters feelings. I don't have any experience with that. I run a. I run a. You know what drives me really crazy, y'? All? Whenever Monet and I do a get together, Monet acts like I'm the one who doesn't know how to do a meet and greet. And it's so, it's so irritating when you act like I'm the one who has no clue how to a meet and greet when there are Reddit threads dedicated to how bad you are meeting greeted threads.

[Monet x Change]

That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, you're so one thread is enough.

[Monet x Change]

You're so, so, so one thread is enough. You've already been caught in a lie. Do you want to lie more?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, I think there's. I think there is more than one way to thread it.

[Monet x Change]

Do you want to lie more, yes or no?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I think there is more than one way to thread, and if I had my. I would. I. I would. I would find it right now.

[Monet x Change]

But if you're on you, I'll give it to the end of the year to find one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you. Jacob's already on the case.

[Monet x Change]

Of course he is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I assure you, Jacob's already.

[Monet x Change]

He won't do it on the other side. Research your own mother nicking boyfriend instead of focusing on me. How about y' all do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, go get your boyfriend and do something besides lying about.

[Monet x Change]

Busy working. Doing his actual job. Saving. Keeping people clean and sober. Jacob's work, he's doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's. He's having.

[Monet x Change]

He's having AA meetings with his sponses people that he's helping stay clean and sober.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me be clear about something. This podcast has saved way more lives than your shitty boyfriend ever will. Jacob's contribution to this podcast has saved the outreach that your. Your shitty little boyfriend. Oh, that was the one. I know it's from last episode, but, y', all, that's the thing that Andy did not want to admit he was wrong on last night, no matter how often I proved him wrong. I told Andy then, not all non profits are charities. And Andy goes, yes, by definition, they are. I said they're not. All charities are nonprofits, but not all nonprofits are charities. And he goes, you're wrong. We Google it. One of the first things it says is, no, not all nonprofits are charities. However, all charities are nonprofits. Instead of just saying, you're right, I'm wrong, he starts trying to hit the Kim.

[Monet x Change]

That's the little Kim. That's a little Kim, not the kimchi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the cute chin?

[Monet x Change]

The cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And don't ever disrespect my motherfucking queen.

[Monet x Change]

You the one. National television.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's my queen, honey. That's my queen.

[Monet x Change]

Wait, so now you're in into the. You bought into the Labubu parades? Did you do Beanie Babies back in the day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I may have had one or two Beanie Babies, but I never bought one. I think I've acquired, like, I've never bought a Labubu, but I've acquired Labubus. And I think. Or I've been gifted them, and. But I don't even know if I actually had a beauty baby, because I have never. I mean, the last stuffed animal I remember liking was probably, like, in first or kindergarten, and it was this stuffed elephant that I had that was also my imaginary Friend. But I do not like stuffed animals. I've never really liked stuffed animals. Although the Labubu is really cute. I feature her. Did you buy Beanie Baby?

[Monet x Change]

No, I don't think I was around. I mean, Beanie Babies weren't a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the truth is you do like fads. So it's weird that you say you don't like fads when you love a fad.

[Monet x Change]

I did not say. That's not what I said. I said. I said I am interested how these fads get started. Like, I want to watch. Like, I'm sure there is probably right now on YouTube by this point, a deep dive on how the Labubus become such a phenomenal. Like, I'm curious how they go from no one caring about them to within months being everywhere. I find that to be very fascinating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The owner of the Labubu, it now has a company worth $72 billion.

[Monet x Change]

That's what I'm talking about. Like what? And I. Well, I know. I think what made it pop off was the K pop star, the one who was in White Lotus. I think she had one. I mean, obviously they were a thing around. But after she had it, then it blew up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the. The way I think. So Boo Boo. The Boo Boos are exclusive. That's part of why people like them. They're exclusive. So while, like, a Tamagotchi is always

[Monet x Change]

a part of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so. But not always. Because a Tamagotchi was not hard to get.

[Monet x Change]

True.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't think Beanie Babies were

[Monet x Change]

ever hard to get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like.

[Monet x Change]

Like, I think Beanie Babies were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, specific. Actually, I don't know. I never bought a Beanie Baby. I remember. I never bought a Beanie Baby. But I know specific Beanie Babies are hard to get. For the most part, you can get your hands on a Beanie B. Also, you cannot pick the Labubu you

[Monet x Change]

want, which is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you go to the PopMart website. By the way, we are not Beanie Baby partners or Labubu partners.

[Monet x Change]

We're fucking contributing to this shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? I mean, I don't.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I honestly, the Labubu hate. I don't care if people like Labubus. Like, I don't get people. Like, you're just getting people to buy Labubus. I don't care if you buy Labus.

[Monet x Change]

No, no, no. Not in that way. In the way that we, like, don't say a lot of things that aren't paying us on the podcast like that. That way. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care. I assure you, this little podcast, I don't think it'll make a big dink.

[Monet x Change]

A podcast. Little work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they cost in terms of labu boo?

[Monet x Change]

Yes, they cost $25.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So. So you. You have to go on the website, right? And then you have to swipe through these boxes, and then most of the boxes are grayed out. If you are. If you have the opportunity to see a box that's not grayed out, you click on it. Once you click on it, then you can buy it. But. But people are trying to click on at the same time as you. They drop at the same time every day. And if you. If someone's. So the one day I was trying to help Taylor get a little boo boo, and I was. For an hour, I was helping him, trying to swipe to get a labubu for him. I could not get my hands on a fucking labubu. Like you could not. Like you could not get one. So when he finally got one, he was through the roof. He fucking, like, leaped, leapt out of his seat. Cause he had been trying for days, over a week, to get a labubu. So I think there was an excitement to, like, oh, my God, I finally got my hands on this thing that I've been trying to get my hands on on for over a week now. And I. I can see the excitement in that, to be honest.

[Monet x Change]

That's so interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't understand that.

[Monet x Change]

No, I mean, like, in theory, yes, I understand getting something that you've been waiting for a long time. Yes. But specifically the labubu. No. Okay. No, they cost 27.99, not 25. Do they. Do, do, do. Does the price change on what they cost?

[Unknown Speaker 1]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never bought a labuba.

[Monet x Change]

You say you're just trying to buy one for Taylor. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never purchased. I was trying to help Taylor swipe through things. I was not able to get one. I did it for over an hour, wasn't able to get one. So, again, I've never bought a labubu. If you were listening, which you clearly were not, this is, like, my dream.

[Monet x Change]

Ke. Keep talking, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't do this. I'm triggered. You don't know how angry I was. I was so livid. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Oh, my God. Thank you, Violet. You saved us.

[Monet x Change]

Should we start. Should we. Should we start a fucking toy Ponzi scheme?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think this is a Ponzi scheme.

[Monet x Change]

Don't you. Don't you buy them to sell them to someone? So are they. Well, obviously like anything else, you can probably. Isn't it pyramid in a way that you buy them and you buy them to resell them to people with they hope that they're getting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can buy anything to resell them. Labubu's are not meant to be bought to sell. And also that's not how pyramids work.

[Monet x Change]

Pyramids, it's like to get better. Like Mary Kay is a Ponti is a pyramid scheme.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to Labubu?

[Monet x Change]

No. You don't want to say anything to her? No.

[Jacob]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Hehe.

[Monet x Change]

Who gives him the name? Does the name come with the lu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it comes on a piece of paper or maybe. Maybe that is the. The species. It is a Hehe or. I don't know if the name is Hehe. I don't know. To be honest, I don't know a ton about Labubus. But you know that. That Selena Estates is like a Labubu partner. And you can go to her page and get a Labubu through like some second dealer or something.

[Monet x Change]

So she like the company Labubu is. She's a part. She's a.

[Jacob]

No, no. There. There's a website reseller that resells the Boo Boo for a market price. It's called whoopi.com. and she's a partner with them. So she has a. Can use her code to get 20% off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do we know her code? Can we give her a shout out?

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's. It's Selena.

[Monet x Change]

All right, there it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you go to the code

[Jacob]

is Selena at Whoopy W H O-O-P E A dot com.

[Monet x Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you go to that website and use the code Selena, you can get yourself a little Boo Boo. And Selena will make a little kickback.

[Monet x Change]

So you tell Taylor to get his from Selena's website.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Taylor likes the rush of trying to get them. He enjoys it. He's like into it.

[Monet x Change]

It got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a. He's a old school a Boo Boo. Girly. Honey, you don't collect anything.

[Monet x Change]

What do I collect? I mean, I collect sparkly outfits. Maybe shoes. I have a lot of shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you. You throw those away too.

[Monet x Change]

I have a lot of shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing, Nothing, nothing physical of has a. Has value to you except the jewelry you're wearing.

[Monet x Change]

It's not true. I collect shoes. I like my. I like a lot of my shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you throw Those away you get rid of them. You throw them away.

[Monet x Change]

You give them away when start like when I can't fit them anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have pairs of shoes from you that fit you and do are not scuffed up or anything. You just like if I have given

[Monet x Change]

you a pair of shoes as either they can when they're ugly and I know you wear them or they couldn't fit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, I have not worn the ugly shoes you've given me. Let's be clear. They're sitting on the ugly shop.

[Monet x Change]

Welcome to the podcast. Do a podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're 51 minutes in. I think we've been listening all the

[Monet x Change]

way through people don't we don't have drop off rates like they do out over. Over at Perth First Studios, baby. People listen all the way through, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's. Let's talk about drop off rates. Let's go to Monet Xchange's YouTube page. Let's go to. Let's talk about drop off people.

[Monet x Change]

This all the way through baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's talk about. Let's talk about drop off rates, honey.

[Monet x Change]

Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's talk about drop. You haven't uploaded in what, 10 years?

[Monet x Change]

That's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Jacob]

Huh?

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, I literally have episodes that come out every Thursday. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what's the drop off rate? What's the average watch time? Wake it up.

[Monet x Change]

Actually so I did a whole wake

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it up, wake it up screen grabs or your line. Anyways, screengrabs are your lying. Last night I told someone joking. I said I'm the Violet Chachi of drag. And they were like, what's Violachowski? I was like, she's something else.

[Monet x Change]

Do you think if we invite Violet and Mick to our sibling rivalry family reunion, Dillcon, I would love to see

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mick and Violet there. We've been threatening to do a crossover episode for years. It has never happened. Okay, let's go ahead and get. Let's wake it up. Let's go ahead and. Is me and Violet and you and. No, it's me and Violet and you and Mick or what is it?

[Monet x Change]

I mean we. I mean I get along with everyone. You don't. So tell me who you think you get along with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get along with. Who do I get along with? You're the one who has public beefs. Who do I have a public beef with?

[Monet x Change]

You literally had public beefs with more people than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not true.

[Monet x Change]

With Tamisha Iman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was you.

[Monet x Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was you.

[Monet x Change]

You too. Azealia Banks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dorinda Medley.

[Monet x Change]

You too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not had any public beef with Azealia Banks.

[Monet x Change]

Yes, I did.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Never.

[Monet x Change]

You literally wrote a diss track about her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. I was. I said something about her.

[Monet x Change]

By yourself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet x Change]

You and Mitchell sins about Brooks. You and Maddie Morphe says which they both scrubbed you on in their songs.

[Jacob]

Dorinda Medley.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what are you saying? Dorinda Medley. Dorinda Medley was public beef.

[Jacob]

Blair Sinclair.

[Monet x Change]

Blair Sinclair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was one. That was again one side. Ginger is currently still going on it. Also, that was me criticizing. That was me criticizing these queens on the show. Also me and Mistress and. And Maddie Morphus were just playing. That was never actual.

[Monet x Change]

Maddie was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also to be clear, neither one. And if, and if you think Maddie was rapping, I, I. That says more about you than it does about.

[Monet x Change]

About the rapping. It was about the content of that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

says more about you. If you think she clears it says

[Monet x Change]

more about you than other content, baby. And she did clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And me and Maddie and Mistress were literally communicating back and forth about what we're going to do. That was not real beef.

[Monet x Change]

I could call Mistress right now. We can wake it the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call her.

[Jacob]

All the international queens who did versus

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the world, none of them said a word against me. And they wouldn't dare to open their mouths. Call Mistress. Call right now.

[Monet x Change]

Well, really quick, before y' all lie,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have text receipts. Go ahead.

[Monet x Change]

Before we get into that, I think that Violet and mix shows a $3 bill for our Civil Robbery family reunion. It will be everything it is in Brooklyn, so chances are they're not popping up. Are there any New York?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet x Change]

New York, Queens. What could imagine if Marcia Marcia, Marcia showed up to the Sigma Robbie family reunion? How weird would that be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be very fun. I would love to see Keja Carr there. Obviously. I would love to see Jasmine Rice there. I would love to see Aquaria there.

[Monet x Change]

Yeah, yeah. Aquaria would be fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whose band?

[Monet x Change]

I can think of one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marty. Go comics. No, Marty, I'm kidding. I don't want to text, girl.

[Monet x Change]

Don't call me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't text me. I'm kidding. You can come. That was a joke, Marty. Do not text me. Do not call me. It was a joke.

[Monet x Change]

The fairy. It's gonna be so kind. I'm gonna be, you know, there. There are a few events I look forward to that I, I know I'm gonna do with you. This is the one I'm kind of looking forward to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, go over to seethdrago queen.com to get your tickets, y'.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

All.

[Monet x Change]

No, get MorningExtchange. I want to get a little kickback on her website. Go to morning.

[Jacob]

What?

[Monet x Change]

What?

[Unknown Speaker 2]

What?

[Monet x Change]

Get MoreExchange.com Monet Exchange. Get Monet Xchange. Monet Xchange.com Monet Xchange.com.

[Jacob]

huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Music, Opera, live, slumber party. Where's the live. Okay, we're clicking on live. Oklahoma City, Sacramento, Cleveland, Raleigh, Washington is not there. It's never there. Do not go to Monet's website. Stop. Monet, honestly, stop telling people. Go to your website, especially if it's not there. Stop doing that.

[Monet x Change]

Then why is it not updated? That's so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your website is never updated. So stop telling people to go to your website. Monet. It's not. Go to.

[Monet x Change]

I gota. We gotta get that together. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So as always, by the way, every time you go to their website, they never go because there's. It's never updated. So go to seethedra queen.com to get your tickets. And by the way, when you go to see the drag queen.com, you have to click no extra links. It takes you right to the links, honey. See the drag queen, Mon. Look it up. So. So you can see what a professional website looks like. Type in. Type in. See the drag queen.com right now. Professional drag website look like. Yeah, right there. Brooklyn, August 17th. Yours literally. Yours literally information.

[Monet x Change]

But your little two dates.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yours literally doesn't even have updated information. How are you professional? You don't even have all your. Look at you, struggling to find your life. You have. You don't even have the right information, but, oh, but you're professional. Oh, you're such a liar.

[Monet x Change]

It is updated. You're such a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're looking at the screen together.

[Monet x Change]

You just did it. You and Jig.

[Jacob]

Wait money. If it is updated. Screen share what you're seeing. So we.

[Monet x Change]

We're looking at screen share on here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, screenshot yours. Jacob, screenshot it. Someone. They can't try to be cute. It is not there.

[Monet x Change]

Jacob Dr. Everything.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we doctored your website.

[Monet x Change]

Y' all Dr. Everything. Y' all be lying over here, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. You know what? In fact, I guarantee y', all, no matter when you go to this website, it won't be up.

[Monet x Change]

Y' all are such a lie. Y' all are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guarantee you, no matter when you go to this website, it will not be up.

[Monet x Change]

Such liars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly. Rush over now. Next week.

[Monet x Change]

Week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mon still has dates from 1999.

[Monet x Change]

I can't. This is. I I can't with this. Y' all are such liars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mon. Mon. Mon said come see me on Work the World.

[Monet x Change]

It's. It's. It's honestly insane that y' all operate like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, obviously you have no moral integrity.

[Monet x Change]

Y' all are nauseating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mon, we've already screenshotted, so it doesn't matter. What you say doesn't matter.

[Monet x Change]

Just like. Just like. Just like that ring was yours that y' all literally edited and photoshopped a picture of you having it from whatever day that was. That was never y'.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

All.

[Monet x Change]

Y' all operate in nasty, messy, scandalous behavior. Y' all will never be just. Y' all will always be shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of the fans don't believe your bullshit anymore. They. They no longer believe. They no longer believe your bullshit.

[Monet x Change]

They don't believe yours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They have seen through your lies. You want to admit that kangaroos are desert animals?

[Monet x Change]

Well, according to Courtney Yak, who is an Australian who you wanted to call. She said. I didn't say that. She said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

According to Kane. Kane, who's an Australian. Was he.

[Monet x Change]

Who's Kane? How do we know who Kane is? We know who Courtney act is. Who's Kane?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane is an Australian cameraman who worked. He used to work with Willem. Now he works with me.

[Monet x Change]

Scooped Likely story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scooped him up.

[Monet x Change]

Likely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He hopped over here like a kangaroo from the desert.

[Monet x Change]

Or according to you, last time it was a dessert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, the word of all, it didn't say dessert animals. It said desert, and I thought it said dessert, so.

[Monet x Change]

Well, you. You kept on confusing the two, so I don't know which thought it was. You kept on thinking one was what, like the entire evening. So forgive me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? Forgive this. You lost the game. Forgive that.

[Monet x Change]

That's not true. I won. I had 12. You had, like, nine. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob beat you. Jacob scrubbed you. You lost, too.

[Monet x Change]

I beat you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how that works.

[Monet x Change]

I was better than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ju. Just like. Just like in the Smash tournament, which is still online. Jacob scrubbed you and embarrass you.

[Monet x Change]

Was I better than you or not in that game? Yes or no?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like when Jacob scrubbed you. The fact that my boyfriend has beat you in multiple games. Andy has never even beat you in the Andy competition.

[Monet x Change]

Honey, yes or no, did I beat you? Was I better than you? Yes or no? You didn't beat me. Just answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't beat me, but you got

[Monet x Change]

to say yes or no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not beat me. The answer is no. You didn't.

[Monet x Change]

Was I better than you? Yes or no?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet x Change]

Okay, then you're incorrect. Cause I was. Cause you with your little three card you had over there compared to my 12 says more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was one game. I'm talking about the whole night. And on that note, thank you for coming on my show.