The One About Labubus - Sibling Rivalry

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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Labubus"

Episode Information:

Title: The One About Labubus
Release Date: August 11, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen
Description: Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen delve into their heated discussions about Labubus, fan interactions, and personal anecdotes, showcasing their dynamic chemistry and comedic prowess.

1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode kicks off with a brief mention of sponsor messages, which the hosts promptly segue into the main topics of discussion. Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen set the stage for a lively conversation centered around Labubus and recent interactions with fans.

2. Fan Interaction and Labubus Critique

Timestamp [02:06]: Monét X Change introduces the episode's main themes:

"On this week's episode, Bob invalidates a fan at the meet and greet, I hate on Labubus, and we find out what made Bob say this."

Discussion Highlights:

Invalidating Fan Interaction: Bob shares an experience where he dismissed a fan during a meet and greet, leading to tension between the hosts.
Labubus Debate: Monét expresses her disdain for Labubus, questioning their appeal and utility:

"I just don't get it. I don't think they're particularly cute. They don't do anything. So they're just decoration."

Key Quote [03:05]: Monét responds to criticism about her handling of fan gifts:

"I always have [earrings]. I wear these earrings literally every episode of the pod. What are you talking about?"

3. Exploring Microaggressions and Compliments

Timestamp [04:24]: The conversation shifts to a video Monét received from "I Heart Erica" regarding a compliment from a fan to Megan Thee Stallion, sparking a debate on whether such compliments are microaggressions.

Key Points:

Nature of Compliments: The hosts discuss whether praising someone’s attributes can inadvertently carry microaggressive undertones, especially in sensitive contexts.
Host Perspectives:
- Unknown Speaker: Argues that certain compliments can feel tokenizing and questions the sincerity behind them.
  
  "I do not want any white person telling me they think I speak well."
- Monét: Challenges the notion, suggesting that her admiration for Megan Thee Stallion's confidence isn't inherently problematic.

Notable Quote [06:17]: Monét reflects on celebrity interactions:

"She's inundated by people who love her sound, her body, her hair, her music. So it is a lot to be complimented on a red carpet like that."

4. Childhood Experiences and Family Dynamics

Timestamp [16:00]: Monét and the Unknown Speaker delve into personal stories from their childhood, discussing experiences with corporal punishment and sibling dynamics.

Key Points:

Monét’s Story: Recounts instances of being slapped by her mother during childhood altercations.

"We used to go to the supermarket and I would put things in the cart against her will. She'd give me a little slap to correct me."
Unknown Speaker’s Story: Shares a heated experience with a sibling, highlighting the emotional turmoil of being chastised.

"She started choking me and yelling, shut up. And then I started crying and I went to school."

Key Quote [24:05]: The Unknown Speaker addresses the severity of sibling confrontations:

"If a 16-year-old is fighting a 10-year-old, that is low key child abuse."

5. The Labubu Phenomenon: Exclusivity and Fads

Timestamp [32:00]: The discussion returns to Labubus, examining their rise in popularity and the strategies behind their exclusivity.

Key Points:

Exclusivity as a Selling Point: The hosts analyze how limited availability fuels desire and the frenzy around securing a Labubu.

"Labubus are exclusive. That's part of why people like them."
Comparison to Past Fads: References to Beanie Babies and Tamagotchis highlight similarities and differences in consumer behavior towards collectible fads.

Notable Quote [53:04]: Monét highlights the impact of celebrity influence on Labubu popularity:

"After [a K-pop star] had one, then it blew up."

6. Host Dynamics and Heated Exchanges

Timestamp [35:00]: Tensions rise as Monét and the Unknown Speaker engage in a heated back-and-forth about handling fan gifts and the legitimacy of Labubus.

Key Points:

Disagreement on Gift Acceptance: Monét insists on refusing Labubus for personal reasons, while the Unknown Speaker challenges her rationale.

Monét: "I don't want to put it on my stuff." Unknown Speaker: "You do not want that shit. That seems weird."
Accusations and Defensiveness: The conversation escalates with accusations of dishonesty and lack of professionalism, particularly concerning Monét’s handling of fan interactions and website updates.

Unknown Speaker: "Your website is never updated. Stop doing that." Monét: "You're such liars. You just did it."

7. Concluding Arguments and Episode Wrap-Up

Timestamp [62:00]: The episode culminates in a mock role-play involving a fan named Carl, further illustrating the hosts' friction over Labubus and personal boundaries with fans.

Key Highlights:

Role-Playing Scenario: Monét attempts to gracefully decline a Labubu from a fan while the Unknown Speaker publicly disagrees, showcasing their differing approaches.
Final Tensions: The episode ends with unresolved tensions and playful jabs, emphasizing the comedic yet contentious relationship between the hosts.

Notable Quote [66:55]: The Unknown Speaker firmly concludes their argument:

"No, you didn't."

8. Episode Takeaways

Dynamic Chemistry: Despite conflicts, Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen maintain a lively and entertaining rapport, blending humor with candid discussions.
Fan Interaction Challenges: Navigating fan expectations and personal preferences can lead to misunderstandings and disagreements among hosts.
Fad Culture Insights: The episode provides an intriguing look into how exclusivity and celebrity endorsements can drive the popularity of collectible items like Labubus.
Personal Anecdotes: Sharing childhood experiences adds depth to the hosts’ personalities, offering listeners relatable and heartfelt moments amid the humor.

Final Notes: "The One About Labubus" showcases the raw and unfiltered interactions between Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen, offering listeners a blend of humor, personal stories, and spirited debates. While the episode touches on sensitive topics and features some heated exchanges, it ultimately highlights the strengths of their comedic partnership and the complexities of managing fan relationships in the modern age.

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[00:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[00:34]
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[01:00]
Unknown
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[01:35]
Monet X Change
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[01:43]
Unknown
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[01:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[01:53]
Red Band
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[01:57]
Unknown
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[02:07]
Monet X Change
Queen and I'm Monex Change and this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Bob invalidates a fan at the meet and greet Monet hates on Labu boos and we find out what made Bob say this.
[02:36]
Unknown
That a compliment I like nor do I ever want to hear it. And we find out what made Mo say this.
[02:40]
Monet X Change
I think people would never listen to the podcast again.
[02:50]
Unknown
Let's Wake it up. Before, as I looked at myself, I thought to myself, oh, I need some earrings. And then all of a sudden, Monet gets up and what do you. What do you have in your hand moving. You didn't have earrings on, though.
[03:05]
Monet X Change
I always have. I wear these earrings literally every episode of the pod. What the fuck are you talking about?
[03:11]
Unknown
Watch your language and the fact that you have the. The f slur on your shirt. And you know that my Aunt Hazel will watch. This is crazy to me. You know my aunt Hazel watches this and is a fan of yours.
[03:24]
Monet X Change
Honestly, Susie toot ate with this merch. I love it.
[03:27]
Unknown
You were talking with drag queen. Told you not to say that for her because she didn't want her family members to see you saying the F word.
[03:32]
Monet X Change
No, it was not saying the N word.
[03:36]
Unknown
And it was a white queen, too.
[03:37]
Monet X Change
No, it was a black queen.
[03:38]
Unknown
No, no, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Imagine. So Monet sent me a video from I Heart Erica, and it's heart with an A. No E. About this lady complimenting Megan thee stallion. About how her song makes her want to fight.
[03:57]
Monet X Change
It was at the Vanity Fair war party. And Megan Thee st walks up to this woman and she's. Oh, my God. I just. I just. I just love you so much. I just love your hair and your music, like, really powers me. And it's like. I just, like. She's, like, overwhelmed with emotion that she's meeting Megan thee stallion. And it's like a. You know, she's excited to meet Megan.
[04:17]
Unknown
Well, I will say this. So. And the lady is basically being like, actually, can we just include the video? Here it is.
[04:21]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, here's the video.
[04:25]
Unknown
I know that was a little long, but I. I will say this. There is some validity to what she's saying about if you are doing something that is not like, the American standard in a space that is supposed to be the American standard. Like, for example, if you are painting, if you're. If you're a guy who paints your nails at the gay clubs, unless your nails are cut, no one's going to mention it. Literally, no one will mention it. But when I used to paint my nails on the subway and at work or certain people. Usually only straight people will compliment my nails now, y', all. My nails. I think Monet knew me during this time. And, you know, my nails. Paint my nails black girl.
[05:05]
Monet X Change
And paint is a strong word because within five hours, chipped.
[05:10]
Unknown
I was gonna get there. Please calm down. I can.
[05:12]
Monet X Change
I can tell my own Story painted. That's hilarious.
[05:15]
Unknown
My nails were chipped all the time. And I mean, all. In fact, one time I got called into the office at the Jekyll and High Club, and the. The manager was like, we need to talk about your painting nails. And I was about to be like, you can. I wish you would tell me how to paint my nails. I wish you would say something homophobic to me and tell me I can't paint my nails. And he was like, it's because they're always chipped.
[05:35]
Monet X Change
Yeah, girl. He was like, you can paint your nails always chipped. I don't think I've ever seen your nails fully done.
[05:41]
Unknown
So when someone complimented my nails, they were not complimenting that I had my nails. They were not complimenting the job of the nail painting. I used to paint them myself, and I only did one coat, and I never did a top coat or anything. They were complimenting the fact that I had the audacity to paint my nails. And it wasn't. It was like 2008. It wasn't even like. It was not like I was doing in, like, 70s or 60s. They were just complimenting the fact that I had the audacity to paint my nails. And I think that that is what's happening with this woman here. She is complimenting that Megan Thee stallion has the audacity to be so black, even when she's not in a black space.
[06:17]
Monet X Change
I. You think so? I think that. I mean, I think with celebrity and celebrities, it's a little different. I'm like. I mean, there are celebrities that I'm not. I'm not shocked by their. That they're audacious. I'm just. I would just be excited to see them. Like, I don't like. And again, maybe because the premise of this woman's argument is that it is a microaggression to come up to Megan Thee stallion at a Vanity Fair party and be like, oh, my God, I love your music. And it empowers me. Like, well, she is an interviewer.
[06:43]
Unknown
It's not a random woman.
[06:45]
Monet X Change
Right. So, so, so, so, so.
[06:48]
Unknown
I mean, we're all random people. But, I mean, she was specifically meant to go up to slavery.
[06:52]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I heard Erica is saying that. And. And shout out. To shout out to Erica. I love her. I've seen some of her content. So I think Erica's premise is that it's microaggressive. And I'm saying I don't think it's a microaggression. I think that. I agree with Erica that Does feel like a lot. But I think Megan is probably used to that. I mean, if Megan desire walks down 5th Avenue, she walks down any street, she's going to be inundated by people who love her sound, her body, her hair, her music, all that stuff. So it is a lot to be complimented on a red carpet like that. But I think that is a casualty of celebrity, like people being obsessed with all things you. So I. I guess, I guess I don't see where the microaggression comes in. And maybe I just need to look in, like, think about it more. But I just don't see how it's microaggressive to be. To be worshiping her, what she's known for, which is her. Her attitude and her music and all that stuff. You know what I mean?
[07:52]
Unknown
Let's read some of the comments. And what is wild is what Hannah and friend is. One is the one who is out of place at an award show, not sold out stadium tour. Megan, be for real. I don't think I understand that that comment.
[08:06]
Monet X Change
I don't get it either. You don't get it? Oh, because people say, like, it was Hannah. Because I think Hannah is just like a. A social media person for. Correct me if I'm wrong, I think she's not like a. She's not a reporter, she's not a celebrity. She's like a. She's a social media girly. They're saying she's out of place at an award show. Not Megan.
[08:24]
Unknown
Maybe dope queen Thebes, the comedian said, I once had a white lady tell me apropos of nothing, that she would love to go to Wakanda. And I was like, well, they wouldn't want your ass there. So be well.
[08:36]
Monet X Change
Well, that's a micrograph coming up to a black person saying they would love you in Wakanda is crazy.
[08:40]
Unknown
Lizzie Izzy said to any fellow white women here in the comments who may be triggered and wondering what's okay to say. People can sense when you're sincere versus when you're overcompensating. Hannah could have just said something normal like, oh my God, I'm a huge fan. Blank song album is my favorite. How is your night so far? Just relax and treat people like people. Speak how you typically speak. You don't have to put on a whole new Persona and boys to interact with black women. To be fair, I haven't actually seen the actual source source material. I just thought I want a little clip.
[09:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I just want a one little clip too. But also so that I want to say people react differently, right? I, I like Rachel Bloom. I'm not a huge Rachel Bloom fan. When, when, when I had Rachel Bloom over at my house and, and she came over for game night with Kimchi, Kim had a big reaction because she's a big racial Bloom fan. I don't think Kim is. You know what I mean? Like, people just react differently to different celebrity. Like how what they like, ix.
[09:33]
Unknown
I can't say this name said telling a DV vict a domestic violence victim. Their music makes you want to incite violence, is the epitome of being tone deaf. That one has 15,000 likes. This reminds me of when my boss saw my natural hair for the first time and said, it looks so big and crazy and gorgeous. Huh.
[09:56]
Monet X Change
And.
[09:59]
Unknown
Anyway, yeah, so I, I, I do see how it could can be. I mean, there are a couple, there are compliments that I do not like getting from white people. I'm gonna say that right now. There are certain companies, I'm like, I don't, I don't need to hear that from you. Specifically, Specifically, I do not want any white person telling me they think I speak well. I don't want any compliments on how I speak.
[10:19]
Monet X Change
Which is something that happens on Traders. Have you seen this? But on Traders, when people say that's.
[10:25]
Unknown
A, you know, it happened, I think.
[10:26]
Monet X Change
It happened a lot in season two, actually. But it wasn't only towards black people. They would just, they, it's, it's like a compliment. Traitors like you speak so well at the roundtable, but they're not saying it, I don't think in a microaggressive way. They're just saying like, you that meaning you're very convincing and people listen to you. It's not a like, oh, you speak well.
[10:44]
Unknown
The comment I will take, well, I will take the comment being like, you're really good at, you're really good at convincing people, but, like, you are well spoken, or you speak well or you're good at speaking English or. That is not a company I like, nor do I ever want to hear it.
[10:59]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't like it either. But I think in the prior, the traders, I'm like, I think it's a compliment, but.
[11:05]
Unknown
Well, how. Give me the compliment and I'll tell you if it feels like a compliment.
[11:07]
Monet X Change
Okay, you're at the round table.
[11:09]
Unknown
I just finished, I just finished chewing up Dylan. Dylan Nephron and then all the, and you're. Who are you, by the way? This matters. Who are you?
[11:18]
Monet X Change
I'm A from the house.
[11:19]
Unknown
Which one?
[11:20]
Monet X Change
Oh, I am. Who's on your season? I am Dolores. Ok. And I'm like Bob directly. I voted for you anyway because you speak so well and at this table. That is a power here. And I don't think I will ever be able to discern if you're a traitor or a faithful because you speak really well. So I voted for you.
[11:46]
Unknown
I don't like how that. I don't like how that sounds. Now let me rephrase it, Bob. I voted for you because you are very convincing when you speak. People listen. You have the power to convict people. You. You give people conviction. And if you are misinformed, you can misinform people even if you're not intending to. So that's why I'm voting for you. Cause I think you're a danger in the house. That is a compliment I will accept.
[12:09]
Monet X Change
But I also think you're a little more eloquent. Right. I think that. Cause you know, you, you. Cause you speak really well. So I think that someone would.
[12:17]
Unknown
I. That's crazy.
[12:22]
Monet X Change
I think that you have a. Maybe some people can't express themselves as well. As well as you.
[12:28]
Unknown
I just don't like it. I don't like the compliment. You're well spoken. I really hate it.
[12:31]
Monet X Change
I mean, I hate it too. I. I don't like it either. I'm just. You never get that I'm devil's advocating.
[12:37]
Unknown
You have never gotten that comment in your life. Let's be clear. No, I was anyway.
[12:44]
Monet X Change
As a college graduate. So you can't even pronounce the word ear. All that being said, I don't like it either. But I mean, I think it's something I've heard a lot on maybe because I've heard it a lot in like the context of traitors on the uk America, all of them. It's a compliment on the show that, oh, you speak really well, so we got to get rid of you.
[13:08]
Unknown
There's a chance that I'm sure some white people have been told they're well spoken, but because it's not me. Nick, you ever been told you're well spoken? You are so Nick went. Oh, come on, Jacob. Have you ever been.
[13:19]
Monet X Change
Do you.
[13:19]
Unknown
Can you recall being told you are so well spoken, Jacob?
[13:23]
Jacob
No, I have not.
[13:24]
Unknown
But I have had other microaggressions put on me that outside of that that I really don't like. I. I've had a few. That. That's my. That one is probably my biggest pet.
[13:31]
Monet X Change
Peeve though that you're well spoken.
[13:34]
Unknown
Or, or specifically. Did you see Trump's telling the president of Liberia.
[13:40]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[13:41]
Unknown
That he speaks English really well.
[13:43]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[13:44]
Unknown
Were you educated? Nigga, I'm the President of fucking Liberia. Yes, I was educated. This may shock you. Where did you learn English in Liberia? Where the national language is English. Where we speak English. Where did you learn English? That's insane. Have you seen the clip of Trump going, and man, I'm telling you, when they, when they drop, when they fly these planes, they go skedaddle. You know what skedaddle means? It's a word that means skedaddle.
[14:16]
Monet X Change
Haven't seen that one. No.
[14:17]
Unknown
That's crazy.
[14:20]
Monet X Change
That is a person who is in charge of our country. That's a person who. I already crashed out this morning. I can't crash out again. I'm sorry.
[14:29]
Unknown
That's Trump's highest form of education. Not that it matters nothing to make sure.
[14:33]
Monet X Change
High school.
[14:34]
Unknown
No, he went to college because there's a famous story of him getting beat up by his father at college. Or did he beat up his son at college?
[14:43]
Monet X Change
What do you mean beat up?
[14:45]
Unknown
His son got beat up in college? No, his older son. The ones who were like in their 40s. Either Trump walked in and slapped the shit out of one of his sons in front of everyone or Trump got slapped or his dad slapped the shot of him in front of everyone. I believe Trump slapped the shit out of the other. The one who Junior and Eric.
[15:05]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[15:06]
Unknown
I think the story is allegedly, allegedly that Trump went into his college and like slapped the out of him in front of everybody.
[15:14]
Monet X Change
Why?
[15:15]
Unknown
I don't, I, I, I, I vaguely remember the details of the story.
[15:19]
Jacob
It says he lived, he was in. So he, his highest degree is a BS in economics from BS for sure.
[15:25]
Unknown
A bullshit.
[15:26]
Jacob
And then he showed his, he showed up to pick his son for a baseball game and slapped his kid across the face when he wasn't dressed for the occasion. He was wearing a Yankee jersey, I guess, and maybe that was in port, I don't know. Oh, yeah. He was wearing a wig, a Yankee jersey, and he wanted his son to be wearing a suit. He said, put on a suit and meet me outside.
[15:51]
Unknown
And he slapped them.
[15:52]
Monet X Change
That's wild. I can't believe we never heard about this story before.
[15:56]
Unknown
Have you seen, I've never heard about this story in front of people.
[16:00]
Monet X Change
My mom, I think my mom slapped me one time. I told you. We used to go to the supermarket and I used to just the intrusive fat thoughts would just permeate my mind and I would just go down and just take things and put in the cart against her will. I would get to the cash register, and they were like. Again, she couldn't remember them ringing up things at the end of the shopping trip. I would have put, like, mad things that she did not put it in there. She'd give me a little in the.
[16:24]
Unknown
Face, like, how hard Hit your hand hard. She hit you.
[16:27]
Monet X Change
She'd be like, oh.
[16:30]
Unknown
I mean, I want to be clear. I would never hit my child at all.
[16:33]
Monet X Change
I want to be clear.
[16:34]
Unknown
I would never hit my kid at all. But that just doesn't seem like that much of a. That's like trying to get your attention. And to be clear, I would never. Don't hit your kids.
[16:46]
Jacob
Would you do that to your kid?
[16:48]
Unknown
No. No, no.
[16:49]
Jacob
So that's not trying to get her attention.
[16:51]
Monet X Change
Thank you, Jacob.
[16:52]
Unknown
My mom. My mom used to pop me in the back of the head, but it was never, like. It was never to inflict pain. It was like to be like, I'm watching you, and would you do that to your kid? I might pop my kid on the back of the head, but it's not pop.
[17:05]
Monet X Change
Show me your hand. What's the pop like?
[17:07]
Unknown
This girl? It's like a girl.
[17:11]
Monet X Change
You might as well not even do it. What the hell was that?
[17:13]
Unknown
It's just to get their attention. It's to be like, I'm. It's like I am watching you.
[17:16]
Jacob
I mean, I don't think that's a pop.
[17:18]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's not a pop, girl. That's a. That's like a gentle little nudge. A pop would be like, my mother.
[17:23]
Unknown
My mother. My mother did not. I. I was not. There was no corporal punishment in my house. No, there was.
[17:28]
Monet X Change
Why do you want to pop your kid?
[17:30]
Unknown
It's not. It's like. It's my. I mean, I got pop. I got my mom. I would pop someone. Like, my mom popped me. There was corporal punishment options, and my brother would choose corporal punishment, and I would choose not to get corporal punishment. But I was not spanked. I was not hit. I got. I've been. I was slapped once, and I was choked once, and that was a slap. It wasn't like your mom massaging your cheeks with essence. Essential oils. I got slapped.
[17:51]
Monet X Change
Banana essence.
[17:52]
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah.
[17:53]
Monet X Change
Wait, what. What did you do to get slapped?
[17:56]
Unknown
You want to guess?
[17:57]
Monet X Change
Talking. Hey, this nigga would never shut up, y'.
[18:04]
Unknown
All. I wouldn't stop talking, and I kissed.
[18:06]
Monet X Change
In class or, like, to back at her.
[18:08]
Unknown
It was on the way to the mall and I wanted something at the mall. I wanted to go to a specific store and my mother said, we'll see.
[18:15]
Monet X Change
How old were you?
[18:17]
Unknown
Oh, it was before. I'll tell you after the break.
[18:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
You ever scroll through your feed and think, wait, cottage cheese is a whole nutrition plan now? Or how about red light therapy?
[18:35]
Monet X Change
Should I do that for 18 hours a day? I guess I can fix everything on my face.
[18:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, baby, you asking the wrong questions and you asking the wrong people and all I'm trying to do is help y' all out and tell y' all to get into Zoc. Do please get into ZocDoc. It is the best you can. You can eliminate all these questions and go to a licensed professional that can.
[18:57]
Monet X Change
Answer them for you.
[18:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
All.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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[21:44]
Unknown
It was before third grade, so probably eight or seven.
[21:47]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[21:48]
Unknown
And I was riding on the middle console.
[21:52]
Monet X Change
What do you mean in the middle?
[21:53]
Unknown
You know, there's a front seat, a driver, a passenger seat. And then like that thing in the middle. Oh, yeah, I was sitting on that.
[21:58]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[22:00]
Unknown
And. Or I might have been sitting in the middle console in the back, like when the thing lifts down. I was sitting on that part because I remember her turning around and I really wanted to go to one store. And she was like, we'll see. It might have been Toys R Us. It was probably Toys R Us. And I was just begging and begging and she kept saying, we'll see. And. And then I was like. I started screaming and, like, crying and being like, I want to go, I want to go, I want to go. And then I started, like. I think I started grabbing the seats and, like, rocking back and forth and being like, causing a scene. And then she turned and slapped me. Work. And then she choked me once when I was in, like, eighth grade.
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Monet X Change
What did you do then?
[22:36]
Unknown
I started crying. I was talking. Yeah, because she needed me to. She needed. She. I was getting ready to go to school and she told me to do something and I didn't want to do it. And. And she was like, the conversation's over. And I was like, well. Well, you can be over. You don't have to say anything else. I wanna say my piece so you can be done with your part. But I'm not Done talking. So you don't have to respond, but I'm gonna say something. So now what? And then she started, like, looking. I was taller than. She's, like looking up at me. I might've been in ninth grade. She was like, chris stopped talking. And I was talking over her. So if she would get louder, then I would get louder. And I was like, I'm gonna say my piece. Like, I need to be heard. I'm going to say, of course you did. And then she kept being like, shut up. And I would not shut up. And I was just going on. Then she started choking me and yelling, shut up. And then I started crying and I went to school.
[23:27]
Monet X Change
Yeah, you would you be deserving. I had to beat your ass.
[23:31]
Unknown
So your cheek slap was the only corporal punish you ever got, ever?
[23:34]
Monet X Change
No.
[23:34]
Unknown
No.
[23:35]
Monet X Change
Well, we got beat in school, girl.
[23:37]
Unknown
No, at home.
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Monet X Change
I mean, it was. It was mostly slaps. Like maybe my dad stopped like that.
[23:43]
Unknown
Your mom never, like, lost a temper.
[23:44]
Monet X Change
And like, like, it was like that, like slapped. I got slapped a few times like that. And my dad think. I think my dad beat me like maybe twice or three times. I don't. I really don't remember, girl.
[23:54]
Unknown
But you were also, like, low key, fighting for your life against Sean. You were like, fighting for your life.
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Monet X Change
Yeah, Sean and I used to fight. Sean busted my head.
[24:01]
Unknown
I feel like he's too old to be. I feel like he was too old to be fighting you. How old is he?
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Monet X Change
Sean is six years older than me.
[24:06]
Unknown
That's too old to be fighting your little brother. If you're gonna. If you and your siblings are like getting physical, there should not be more than two years between you.
[24:13]
Monet X Change
No.
[24:14]
Unknown
Otherwise it is low key child abuse. If a 16 year old is what, fighting a. Hitting a 10 year old.
[24:21]
Monet X Change
That was big shock though.
[24:23]
Unknown
What a. I've seen Sean.
[24:26]
Monet X Change
Have you seen Sean pictures? Yeah. Sean's a big guy, so it don't.
[24:30]
Unknown
Matter how big you were. He's bigger.
[24:32]
Monet X Change
Bigger.
[24:36]
Unknown
So that's too old to be hitting. That's too old to be hitting your younger siblings way too.
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Monet X Change
I was, I was. I was fucking annoying. Like, I would do the thing. Like he would be in his room playing his game. I would literally, in the middle of him playing need for Speed or something, I would walk in the room and I would do the thing. Like, I would walk in, I'd be like, what you doing? He's playing the game. Like, kevin, get out. I'm like, no. Kevin, get out. I'm like, no. And I would Go. I would hover my finger over the power button and be like, what you gonna do?
[25:02]
Unknown
I believe all this. All of this. I believe.
[25:05]
Monet X Change
What you gonna do? Like, kevin, I'm not playing. And then I would put it off in the middle of a game and run.
[25:14]
Unknown
Literally. I believe this story. So I have a cousin who's. How old is scooter? Probably 40.
[25:22]
Monet X Change
Scooter Braun is your cousin?
[25:25]
Unknown
Yeah, Scooter Braun is my cousin. Scooter's probably 46. And he used to hit me. He used to specifically thump me.
[25:31]
Monet X Change
What does thump mean?
[25:33]
Unknown
He would do his finger like this, cock it back, and he would thump really, really hard. It was very painful. He used to thump me a lot, and he was too old to be hitting me. So me and Justin would fight very rarely, Maybe two, three fights our whole life.
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Monet X Change
And Luna, how physical would they get?
[25:49]
Unknown
Um, like. Like a fight. Like punches and kicks.
[25:54]
Monet X Change
Like, like, like fucking boxing.
[25:56]
Unknown
I mean, as well as children can box.
[25:58]
Monet X Change
What age?
[26:00]
Unknown
I think our last fight was probably. I was living in Phoenix City, so I was probably in like, fifth grade. He was probably in, like, seventh grade or maybe like third and fifth grade.
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Monet X Change
Okay, so young. So, like, as teens, y' all didn't fight?
[26:13]
Unknown
Well, one time, Justin assaulted me. Okay, I'm doing too much. One time, Justin, like, got physical with me. When we were in college. We were roommates together. And I was so gagged.
[26:24]
Monet X Change
Why? Oh, yeah. What warranted that?
[26:28]
Unknown
So we were. Justin and I were getting ready to go somewhere together. We were like, walking somewhere to do something together. And mind y', all, we're adults.
[26:35]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[26:36]
Unknown
I am 18. Justin is 20.
[26:37]
Monet X Change
Uh huh.
[26:38]
Unknown
And I. We had like a. Not a rail, but every room you could, like, it was like a circle. You could walk from one room. You could walk from the kitchen to the dining room to the living room, then my room off to the side. And you have to go through Justin's room to get to the kitchen. Or you can go the other way. You didn't have to go to his room, but we were. We both walked to Justin's room. We're just sitting there talking about what we're gonna do that day. And then I. I went to go tie my shoe, and I put my shoe on his bed.
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Monet X Change
That's crazy.
[27:03]
Unknown
To tie my shoe.
[27:04]
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
[27:04]
Unknown
That is crazy. But Justin could have been like, don't put your shoe on my bed. And I would have very happily taken my shoe. I would have been like, oh, I wasn't thinking. Justin grabbed my leg so hard. He Tried to, like, yank me off of my one foot. Like, tried to make me lose my balance. And I've always been bigger than Justin. Or at least since, like, fifth grade, I've been bigger than Justin. So I like. Or kindergarten, probably. So I, like, stomped my foot down so he couldn't take me down. And he was like, huffing and huffing, and I didn't even know where it came from. I was like, what? Just. I remember thinking to myself, what just happened? Like, to me, it was not clear that he was mad about that. And I remember thinking to myself, to me, what it felt like was out of nowhere, Justin just grabbed me and started yanking on my body and is very, very angry. And I remember thinking to myself, what is going on? And he was like, don't put your foot on my bed. And I was like, you could have just said that. I don't think I apologized. I didn't. I probably didn't apologize. I was very young, and I was very angry that he. I was just shocked. And then we had to fucking go hang out together. We had to, like, leave the house together.
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Monet X Change
But that was. That was the. That was the physical altercation.
[28:15]
Unknown
That is the only adult physical altercation me and Justin have ever gotten. That was the. That was. That was. I was 18. This is 21 years ago.
[28:23]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I haven't.
[28:23]
Unknown
I haven't.
[28:24]
Monet X Change
I have not been in a physical fight with anyone. A sibling, a friend, a foe. Since middle school.
[28:31]
Unknown
Can't relate.
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Monet X Change
I know. I wanted. You ever wondering, like, can you still fight? I don't know if I can still fight.
[28:37]
Unknown
I think I was just thinking of the day. I don't think I can still. I. I don't. I'm not interested in finding out.
[28:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah, me either.
[28:42]
Unknown
I want to be very clear. I have no. If you see me in the street, I don't want to know if I can still fight.
[28:48]
Monet X Change
But sometimes the occasional rides, I feel like. I feel like I. I feel like it's one of the. One of the things, like, riding a bike. Like, if I get mad and pissed off, I'm sure I can fight. I just haven't done it since middle school.
[28:57]
Unknown
What if it's not, like, riding a bike? What if it's like coding?
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Monet X Change
I think coding is. I think coding is probably riding a bike, too. If you know how to code, you know how to code.
[29:05]
Unknown
But there are certain things that I know how to do, and then I don't do them for a while. Like, what's one.
[29:11]
Monet X Change
Sewing. You haven't sewed in a While you can still sew.
[29:14]
Unknown
I guess it was so. But like, honestly, it's usually computer stuff. Like, when I haven't DJed in a while, I have to practice again, because it is.
[29:20]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I do. I do that too.
[29:21]
Unknown
I'm like, wait, what's the Q button? What's this button? What's that again? And if I have not. When I play fortnite and I haven't played fortnite in a while or Smash in a while, I need a few rounds to get it back, but I still know the moves, but I'm not as good at it anymore, so I don't know if I. I honestly don't know if I can still fight. I know that I obviously move slower now than I did when I was in my 20s and teens. Not much slower because I was already slow then.
[29:46]
Monet X Change
Also, this is an update, a civil rivalry update. This just in from Courtney. Act. Sorry, sorry. I miss Shakole. Wait, I can't do.
[29:55]
Unknown
Text it to me. I'll read it because that was. That was embarrassing.
[29:59]
Monet X Change
No, she said, just at dinner, did you mean to call? I said, yeah, not on a straight accent.
[30:04]
Unknown
Right, Ma. Just at dinner, did you mean to call? All right, Maya. I was at dinner. Or was it dinner? Hello. Arm and I. Hello. Hello. Hello. Arm and I was at dinner.
[30:19]
Monet X Change
We know what we should do. You remember when we did the episode of all British accents? Could you imagine? We did a 1 of all Australian.
[30:23]
Unknown
The way we almost lost subscribers, I'm.
[30:25]
Monet X Change
Afraid it would turn on us. I think people would never listen to the podcast again.
[30:28]
Unknown
Yeah.
[30:30]
Monet X Change
Yeah, all good. Bob and I were on the podcast and we were calling to ask if a kangaroo was a desert animal. Lol. That's all I said. She said, they are not. They need to eat. Nothing lives in the desert. Then she sent me. She sent me a chat GPT. She asked it, and chat GPT said, yes, kangaroos do live in the desert, specifically red kangaroos are very well adapted and arid hair.
[30:51]
Unknown
What was the first word?
[30:53]
Monet X Change
Yes, kangaroos do live in the desert.
[30:54]
Unknown
First word. What was the question? What's the first word? What's the question? In chat GPT.
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Monet X Change
Do kangaroos live in the desert?
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Unknown
No. What's the first word?
[31:01]
Monet X Change
Kangaroos do not live in the desert.
[31:03]
Unknown
Don't say no. You just said yes. No. What's the question?
[31:08]
Monet X Change
Do kangaroos live in the desert? No kangaroos.
[31:11]
Unknown
Where did the yes come from?
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Monet X Change
I'm gonna get there.
[31:14]
Unknown
Okay.
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Monet X Change
No, kangaroos do not live in the desert, specifically red kangaroos. Yes, they're well adapted in arid semi arid environments in the Australian outback.
[31:24]
Unknown
Do you realize that no matter how you try this, your point's never proven? Kangaroos are desert animals. One day and I'm willing to move on from this. Now, let's talk about our topic today.
[31:36]
Monet X Change
Because now we might as well do children.
[31:39]
Unknown
Monet is a hater.
[31:41]
Monet X Change
Why am I a hater?
[31:43]
Unknown
Well, you are a hater in general. Like, that's kind of part of your vibe. Well, you know what?
[31:48]
Monet X Change
If I'm all these things, all these things that you say I am, how weird are you that I'm your best friend? If all these things you say about.
[31:55]
Unknown
Me, then everything else about you, I never said it was a bad thing. This is the observation out of criticism.
[32:01]
Monet X Change
All the other things you said about me. You make fun of my stammer. I'm a hater.
[32:08]
Unknown
Stammering is not a reason to not be someone's friend. Having a stutter is no reason to not be someone's friend.
[32:14]
Monet X Change
Oh, it's just. It's just for you. So you can make fun of me all the time.
[32:17]
Unknown
Yes.
[32:20]
Monet X Change
You're such a fucking cut.
[32:23]
Unknown
These things are no reason to not be your friend. But Monet's a hater. So back at Christmas time, I went to Monet's Christmas party and I gave, I bought these, I bought a few gifts. I. I'm not, I, I'm. When I have a good idea for a gift, it's always a great gift. If I have a good idea, it's a great gift. So I brought a.
[32:47]
Monet X Change
Where's the story going?
[32:48]
Unknown
I brought a coach bag for Kim Chi that she's won it for years, but I didn't want to give it to her. But then I decided to give it to her. It was just collecting dust in my. In my apartment. So I brought it over to her and she was so moved by this bag that she took this thing off of her purse and she handed it to me. I had no clue what it was. I had never seen it, never heard of it. Kim said, this is really hard to get. You should hold onto this. It is really rare. I said, okay, thank you. I took the thing home, I put it on my wall. I haven't looked at it since. Months later, everyone's going on about the Labubu baby. The Labubu was. And I got mine back at Christmas time. The Labubu craze has hit hard. And I have a Labubu. And then I was gifted two Labubus. I've been gifted Three Labubus. Kim gave me one, Selena gave me one. And Taylor gave me a Labubu. And Monet, for some reason is just hating on Labubus. It's not just that. You don't get them. You hate on them.
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Monet X Change
I do not hate on them. I think Taylor fad. Like, fad things like that. Like. I just don't get it. I don't think they're particularly cute. They don't do anything. So they're just decoration. I just don't get it.
[33:59]
Unknown
Taylor, does Monet hate on the boo boos?
[34:01]
Monet X Change
Absolutely, girl.
[34:02]
Unknown
Of course.
[34:02]
Monet X Change
Taylor is on your payroll. You think he gonna say something different? Excuse me.
[34:06]
Unknown
Come forward.
[34:07]
Monet X Change
Taylor's on your payroll. You think Taylor gonna say, what do.
[34:09]
Unknown
You want to say about this? Fuck Monet, you do hate on the Labubus.
[34:15]
Monet X Change
I do not.
[34:16]
Unknown
Monet, you hate on Labubus.
[34:18]
Monet X Change
I do not. I just do not get it. I do not want a Labubu. I never had a Labubu.
[34:21]
Unknown
No one's ever offered you a loo boo boo? No one's offered you a Labubu.
[34:24]
Monet X Change
If someone has offered me a loboo boo, who? A fan offered me a little boo boo when I was in fucking. Where's I okc. I don't want no goddamn lububu.
[34:32]
Unknown
So did you do that when people offered you all the other stuff that you get?
[34:35]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Cause I want those things.
[34:37]
Unknown
What else has a fan offered you that you said no to? I don't want no goddamn whatever you're offering me.
[34:41]
Monet X Change
When they gave me a. That is not in a concealed case, I'm like, no, baby, I don't want that joint. If you give me a joint that's wrapped, I will take it because I know you ain't fucking lace it with. I don't know what's in there, but I turn away that. I turn away food. I'm not eating your food.
[34:56]
Unknown
I never turned away food.
[34:57]
Monet X Change
I know you baked it.
[35:00]
Unknown
I now know you lying. Now you're lying. You're lying. I never been so thin.
[35:04]
Monet X Change
I know that you baked it with love and everything. I'm not eating food that's been made for me. I'm not gonna do that.
[35:11]
Unknown
So to be clear, the two things. The things those two things seem to this category of unsafe things. How does the little boo boo fall in that category?
[35:18]
Monet X Change
I have no utility for it. I don't. I'm not going to put it on a bag. I'm not going to put it on my. On.
[35:22]
Unknown
On.
[35:22]
Monet X Change
On a cad. I'm not going to put it on a horse. I'm not going to put it on a bus.
[35:26]
Unknown
You turn down specifically for safety reasons. It seems weird that your fans want to give you a gift and you turn it down and say I don't want that shit. That, that seems weird.
[35:34]
Monet X Change
I did not say did not want that shit. I said I don't want that. I just, I believe what you said.
[35:38]
Unknown
Was I don't want no fucking labo. I believe verbatim what you said probably.
[35:42]
Monet X Change
But I'm not interested.
[35:43]
Unknown
I'm offered you that. You responded in that.
[35:46]
Monet X Change
Told you some, some things.
[35:48]
Unknown
No, no, no. That's safety. That's a safety reason. And you don't get to.
[35:51]
Monet X Change
You don't get to tell me if it's safety for me or not. I get to choose if I don't want it or not.
[35:54]
Unknown
You just described it was for safety reasons. You just described the reason why you did not want the joint.
[35:58]
Monet X Change
There are plenty of reasons why I can refuse a gift. Safety is not the only reason. I can also refuse something that I just not. I don't want. I'm not going that I'm not going to use.
[36:06]
Unknown
But doesn't it seem rude? And also I want to be clear with y' all this Monet.
[36:11]
Monet X Change
Let's take a break with somebody else.
[36:17]
Red Band
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[36:43]
Unknown
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[37:03]
Red Band
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[37:20]
Unknown
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Valid in US and Canada through August 11, 2025. Exclusions apply. See details online. All right, let's clear it up. Let's clear it up. Monet Exchange I've been on tour with Monet. When you give her a joint or some food, Monet does not refuse it. She doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't make the journey.
[39:52]
Monet X Change
That's not true.
[39:53]
Unknown
I've seen you. I've seen you take it and then take it by saying you Leave it there. Which, by the way, I do the same thing. If someone offers me food, I don't say, I don't want your food. I'll just. I'll take it. I'll say, thank you very much. And if it's a baked good that you made, or if it's a food that looks like it could be open and you made it in your home, I just leave it at the venue. And I tell fans on the podcast, on the Internet, I don't. Don't bring me in your. In your. In your food. I'm not gonna eat your food. I don't know what's in that shit. So I've seen you. I have seen you with my own eyes.
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Monet X Change
The food I will take. I will take back a joint. Sometimes I take a joint. I don't realize it's not rapid. But if I take a joint back and I see the seal is broken, then, no, I'm not gonna smoke that. Most joints, that. The seal is not broken. I will put it in my little drug bag in my carry on.
[40:35]
Unknown
And which pocket is that?
[40:38]
Monet X Change
I will put in my thing. If I go backstage after everything is done, I'm like, oh, shit, this tail's.
[40:42]
Unknown
Not on the bitch.
[40:42]
Monet X Change
I'm not taking that home. I'll give it to maybe someone on set, on the crew.
[40:47]
Unknown
So let me clear this up. What you're saying is someone offered you food, you took it backstage and you left it there. Correct.
[40:54]
Monet X Change
Or I will give it to someone else working who will eat it, but I won't eat it.
[40:57]
Unknown
I just want to be clear. You will accept the food sometimes from the fan. Sometimes.
[41:01]
Monet X Change
Situationally, there have been. Sometimes when someone would bring.
[41:04]
Unknown
You said, I don't want that fucking Labubu.
[41:07]
Monet X Change
No, I didn't say that to the person. I did not say. When the person brought the labubu to me, I did not say.
[41:11]
Unknown
So you turned it away and said, no, thank you.
[41:13]
Monet X Change
I said. I put it up. I said, girl, I don't want to say a little boo boo. I was like, come on, Monet, please. I was like, girl, I want that. You can keep that for yourself. I'm not. Girl, I'm not gonna use. I'm not gonna put this labu on my stuff. I'm like, okay, fine. That's how that works.
[41:25]
Unknown
So the only gift you've ever flat out refused is unsafe things. And specifically a Labubu.
[41:30]
Monet X Change
And I think there have been other things people have offered me. Like, if someone has offered me. Someone offered me a needo. Cause I was already talking about Neato. It's a little squishy.
[41:38]
Unknown
What is a needle?
[41:39]
Monet X Change
It's a. It's a squishy fidget thing. And they offer. They. She, she. She pulled a, A, A needle out of her bag, and she was like, hey, I have an. A needle.
[41:48]
Unknown
You want it?
[41:49]
Monet X Change
I was like, girl, I don't want your needle. She's like, no, I've had it for a while. You can have. I was like, no, I, I, I don't want. I don't want your needle.
[41:54]
Unknown
Wow, you sound really grateful to your fans.
[41:56]
Monet X Change
Well, you know, if it's something, you know, I want to be honest with them. I'm not like you. I'm not just going to take them and leave them at the place for anyone to take them. If you get joy and pleasure out of this Labubu or this Neato, I want you to keep on enjoying that, because I'm not going to. So why would you waste your money on your. Especially if the loo boo boos are so hard to high? Because the loo boo boos are so rare. Why would I take it and leave it?
[42:17]
Unknown
The money's been spent.
[42:18]
Monet X Change
What?
[42:19]
Unknown
The money's been spent on the.
[42:22]
Monet X Change
No, but a Labubu is a collector's item that is very rare to come by. You have to go online and do a bid.
[42:29]
Unknown
The money's been spent.
[42:30]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but then you keep it. Give it to someone else that's gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it. Bring it to Bob the Drag Queen on the road. Bring it to Taylor O'Rear on his tour.
[42:38]
Unknown
So, to be clear, every. Anybody who has ever been to my space, my home knows that I take home, with the exception of food. And I don't think anyone's ever actually offered me drugs, ever. With the exception of food. I take home every gift I get. The only time I won't take it home is if for some reason, I cannot fit it in my suitcase. And there's only. And even when I can't fit in my suitcase, like that picture you have in your hallway. That picture. I broke the frame off, rolled it.
[43:05]
Monet X Change
Up in my mace.
[43:07]
Unknown
That picture that you have of me in your home, you have a painting of me in your home?
[43:10]
Monet X Change
That's my bathroom.
[43:12]
Unknown
The bathroom.
[43:12]
Monet X Change
I got.
[43:13]
Unknown
I got that in Brazil. I broke it off the frame, I rolled it up, I made sure it got home safely. Everyone who knows me knows I always bring my gifts home. And I accept every gift that you guys give me. And they are. And they are I have a whole room literally displayed, full of paintings, pictures, ceramic tiles, needle points, digital art, letters displayed on the wall over here. Yeah.
[43:33]
Monet X Change
And I think that's very beautiful. But if it's gonna be something I'm not, like a labubu or a needle or something that you utilize. And it can be.
[43:38]
Unknown
But you're saying, don't waste your money. The money's.
[43:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but they did not get it specifically for me. Do you.
[43:43]
Unknown
If you didn't know that they said.
[43:44]
Monet X Change
I could have on her bag that Lububa was. Ran through a little bit. It was a little she.
[43:50]
Unknown
So you're. You're. Now you're painting a narrative. So you talked about the boo boo. You sat down and had a conversation about the Lubu.
[43:55]
Monet X Change
So I. I don't need to talk to Lubu to realize that the boo boo is a little dirty and has been on, probably clipped on her back a few times, which is great.
[44:02]
Unknown
You're adding stuff to the story that wasn't there before. Now you're acting.
[44:05]
Monet X Change
We're talking about in details. You extrapolated whatever you wanted. We didn't talk about.
[44:09]
Unknown
Can we.
[44:09]
Jacob
Can we roleplay this vegan Greek?
[44:11]
Unknown
Okay, let's.
[44:11]
Monet X Change
Let's open the meet and greet.
[44:13]
Unknown
Hi.
[44:14]
Monet X Change
Hi. What's your name?
[44:16]
Unknown
Carl.
[44:17]
Monet X Change
Hi, Carl. Carl, I like your hat. Look at your outfit. She's feeling. She's feeling like a little kicky girl, ain't she?
[44:22]
Unknown
Thank you. Oh, Lord.
[44:24]
Monet X Change
Is this your labubu?
[44:26]
Unknown
This is your labubu.
[44:27]
Monet X Change
My labu? Why is it.
[44:28]
Unknown
How's it.
[44:29]
Monet X Change
My labubu? Did you get it for me?
[44:31]
Unknown
I want to give it to you.
[44:32]
Monet X Change
You want to give it to me? Is it like. Have you been using.
[44:35]
Unknown
Looks like I wore it here.
[44:36]
Monet X Change
You wore it here. And this is the first time you.
[44:38]
Unknown
Ever wore it ever. Yeah, but it was raining outside.
[44:42]
Monet X Change
It was raining outside. Well, Carl. Let me tell you something, Carl. I. This. I'm not into the labu boo.
[44:48]
Unknown
This was the last. This was the last thing my grandma gave me before she passed away.
[44:50]
Monet X Change
Oh, that sucks. Well, you know what I mean.
[44:53]
Unknown
She was a big fan of yours.
[44:54]
Monet X Change
She was a big fan of mine?
[44:56]
Unknown
Yeah. Well, she would want me to give this to you. And I never wore it. I never wore it because she gave it to me in a box. I'm sorry. She gave it to me in a box, and I kept it safe. But then today was the first time I ever wore it. Bless you. Bless you. That was the first time I ever wore it. And it rained, so I got kind of sad, but it made me think of her. And she was such a big fan of yours. And I. And I. She wanted you to. Bless you and she wanted you to have it. Carl.
[45:21]
Monet X Change
I am very alert.
[45:22]
Unknown
Oh my God.
[45:25]
Monet X Change
Do you have an EpiPen?
[45:27]
Unknown
I'm sorry? EpiPen. Can someone get an EpiPen for Monet, please? Hold on. Here's one.
[45:32]
Monet X Change
I am.
[45:33]
Unknown
Put your leg out. Put your leg out. Get me Carl. Carl.
[45:40]
Monet X Change
The loboos are made of Sherpa. I'm deathly allergic to Sherpa.
[45:44]
Unknown
Carl.
[45:44]
Monet X Change
It's on my website. Did you not know that? I thought your grandma was a big fan.
[45:47]
Unknown
You should know that the booboos aren't made of Sherpa.
[45:50]
Monet X Change
Carl.
[45:50]
Unknown
Yes, the fuck and they are. Carl. Oh, okay, okay. I know you not saying no, you're saying bitch back in the scene. Okay, I didn't realize. I didn't realize this was one of the Sherpa ones. I'm so sorry. Also, I want to say your. Your reaction to epinephrine is very different than most people.
[46:08]
Monet X Change
Tell me, tell me about that.
[46:09]
Unknown
Carl. Nick, just walk. There's a door right there.
[46:12]
Monet X Change
Nick.
[46:13]
Unknown
Nick.
[46:14]
Monet X Change
Over there. Duck.
[46:14]
Unknown
Walking. It's locked from the outside. Not this side. Yeah, most people, when they get epinephrine, they. It's like a big adrenaline rush. That's how, that's how it shocks your system back into. It's weird that you didn't respond at all.
[46:26]
Monet X Change
Well, you know, Karl, my body, everyone's body is different. And so someone who looks like you have a very different body, I would expect you to.
[46:32]
Unknown
I'm sorry, what makes my body different?
[46:34]
Monet X Change
Well, you're Carl. For a seven year old, you're pretty tall. And you're pretty. You're pretty look like you're very strong for a seven year old.
[46:41]
Unknown
So all the, all the seven year olds in my family were this heightened. This.
[46:43]
Monet X Change
And bald as well.
[46:45]
Unknown
And bald.
[46:46]
Monet X Change
Bald, tall.
[46:47]
Unknown
So maybe you've heard of Caillou. Maybe you've heard of Tommy, Maybe you heard of Little Bill. Young people can be bald.
[46:52]
Monet X Change
Okay, well, so, so my bad. So I thought you were differently body bodily abled, but maybe just normal for your family. And so I apologize for that. But yeah.
[47:02]
Unknown
So you don't want my grandma's labubu?
[47:03]
Monet X Change
I'm allergic to Sherpa.
[47:06]
Unknown
All right, you know what? Tamisha was right about you. You. Why would you not take the Monet? You are wild. But I offer now offer me the Le Booboo.
[47:20]
Monet X Change
Ok. Oh, I, I, I, I, I Got a labubu for that ass.
[47:24]
Unknown
You got a lefoufu. Hi, welcome. Hi.
[47:28]
Monet X Change
Hi. How are you? Oh my God, I'm so excited to meet you finally.
[47:31]
Unknown
Thank you. What's your name?
[47:33]
Monet X Change
Desi. Desi.
[47:34]
Unknown
Nice to meet you, Desi. Where are you from? Oklahoma. Oh, like Oklahoma? We're in Oklahoma.
[47:40]
Monet X Change
Oklahoma City. We flew in just for the meet and greet.
[47:43]
Unknown
We're not.
[47:43]
Monet X Change
We're not even gonna see the show. I just came for the meet and greet. Cause I wanted to meet you.
[47:45]
Unknown
So you're from Oklahoma City?
[47:46]
Monet X Change
Uh huh huh.
[47:47]
Unknown
Cause that's, that's in Kansas.
[47:50]
Monet X Change
Yes, Oklahoma City. No, we're in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
[47:53]
Unknown
There is an Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Actually, not many. Most folks are not from there.
[47:57]
Monet X Change
Yeah, well, you bet the one and.
[48:00]
Unknown
You fell because it's not in Kansas. Missouri.
[48:02]
Monet X Change
Oh, sorry. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not getting my truth. I've been held back a few times, Bob, and I feel a little uncomfortable. I don't like talking about it and saying out loud, but, you know, you're making me feel weird, so can we.
[48:14]
Unknown
I'm making you feel weird or you feel weird?
[48:16]
Monet X Change
Can we reset? I learned this in therapy. I'd like a reset, please.
[48:21]
Unknown
No worries, Desi, if that's your own name.
[48:24]
Monet X Change
Now I feel invalidated about my existence. It's really hurting my feelings, Bob.
[48:28]
Unknown
Well, I'm gonna be clear. I'm not hurting your feelings. Your feelings are hurt. And your feelings are very valid, mind you. Very, very valid.
[48:35]
Monet X Change
You're a bad person to do this to me.
[48:39]
Unknown
I'm bad.
[48:40]
Monet X Change
Anyway, this is my Le Lakutu and it's my favorite lakutu. And I wanted to give it to you.
[48:50]
Unknown
Oh, that's so cute. I love. That's so cute. Thank you. Wow, that is very cute. Are you ready for this picture? Yeah, let's do it. I'll hold up the lakutu.
[48:59]
Monet X Change
Ok.
[49:01]
Unknown
That's how you do it, Monet.
[49:04]
Monet X Change
Bob, you cannot, you cannot tell Val.
[49:07]
Unknown
If someone says you.
[49:09]
Monet X Change
That's how you. If you hurt your meet and greetings feelings, you have to be a little more like, what the fuck was that?
[49:15]
Unknown
I'm telling you right now, one person on this podcast has heard the mean, greatest feelings, and it wasn't me, it was you one. And we have, we have Reddit threads dedicated to it. So maybe you have a lot of experience with hurting meet and greeters feelings. I don't have any experience with that. I run a. I run a. You know what drives me really crazy? Y'. All whenever Monet and I do a get together, Monet acts like I'm the one who doesn't know how to do a meet and greet.
[49:40]
Monet X Change
Greet.
[49:42]
Unknown
It's so irritating when you act like I'm the one who has no clue how to a meet and greet when there are Reddit threads dedicated to how bad you are. Meeting greet.
[49:50]
Monet X Change
Reddit threads. That is not true.
[49:52]
Unknown
Yes, you're so. One thread is enough.
[49:55]
Monet X Change
You're so, so, so.
[49:56]
Unknown
One thread is enough.
[49:57]
Monet X Change
You've already been caught in a lie. Do you want to lie more?
[50:00]
Unknown
I think. I think there's. I think there is more than one Reddit thread.
[50:02]
Monet X Change
Do you want to lie more, yes or no?
[50:04]
Unknown
I. I think there's more than one Reddit thread, and if I had my. I would. I would. I would. I would find it right now.
[50:08]
Monet X Change
But you. I'll give it to the end of the year to find one.
[50:12]
Unknown
You. Jacob's already on the case.
[50:14]
Monet X Change
Of course he is.
[50:17]
Unknown
I assure you, Jacob's already.
[50:19]
Monet X Change
He won't do it on the other side. Research your own mother boyfriend instead of focusing on me. How about y' all do that?
[50:24]
Unknown
Honey, go get your boyfriend to do something besides lying about.
[50:26]
Monet X Change
He's busy working, doing his actual job. Saving people, keeping people clean and sober. Jacob's work, he's doing. He's.
[50:33]
Unknown
He's having.
[50:34]
Monet X Change
He's having AA meetings with his sponses. People that he helping stay clean and sober.
[50:38]
Unknown
Let me be clear about something, thing. This podcast has saved way more lives than your shitty boyfriend ever will. Jacob's contribution to this podcast has saved the outreach that your. Your. Your shitty little boy. Oh, that was the one. I know it's from last episode, but, y', all, that's the thing that Andy did not want to admit he was wrong on last night, no matter how often I proved him wrong. I told Andy then, not all nonprofits are charities. And Andy goes, yes, by definition, they are. I said, they're not. Not all charities are nonprofits, but not all nonprofits are charities. And he goes, you're wrong. We Google it. One of the first things it says is, no, not all nonprofits are charities. However, all charities are nonprofits. Instead of just saying, you're right, I'm wrong, he starts trying to hit the Kim.
[51:30]
Monet X Change
That's a little Kim. That's a little Kim. Not the Kim Cha. What's the cute.
[51:37]
Unknown
And don't ever disrespect my motherfucking queen.
[51:41]
Monet X Change
You the one that everybody on national television.
[51:44]
Unknown
That's my queen, honey. That's my queen.
[51:47]
Monet X Change
Wait, so now you're in into the. You bought into the Labubu parades. Did you do Beanie Babies back in the day?
[51:56]
Unknown
I may have had one or two Beanie Babies, but I never bought one. I think I've acquired, like, I've never bought a Labubu, but I've acquired Labubus. And I think. Or I've been gifted them and. But I don't even know if I actually had a beating baby because I. I have never. I mean, the last stuffed animal I remember liking was probably, like, in first or kindergarten, and it was this stuffed elephant that I had that was also my imaginary friend. But I do not like stuffed animals. I've never really liked stuffed animals. Although the Labubu is really cute. I feature her. Did you buy Beanie Baby?
[52:30]
Monet X Change
No, I don't think I was around. I mean, Beanie Babies weren't a thing.
[52:33]
Unknown
But the truth is, you do like fads, so it's weird that you say you don't like fads when you love a fad. I did not say.
[52:39]
Monet X Change
That's not what I said. I said. I said, I am interested how these fads get started. Like, I want to watch. Like, I'm sure there is probably right now on YouTube by this point, a deep dive on how the Le Booboos become such a phenomenon. I'm curious how they go from no one caring about them to within months, being everywhere. I find that to be very fascinating.
[52:57]
Unknown
The owner of the Labubu, it now has a company worth $72 billion.
[53:04]
Monet X Change
That's what I'm talking about. Like what? And I. Well, I know. I think what made it pop off was the K pop star, the one who was in White Lotus. I think she had one. I mean, obviously they were a thing around, but after she had it, then it blew up.
[53:22]
Unknown
So the. The way I think so Boo Boo Labus are exclusive. That's part of why people like them. They're exclusive.
[53:29]
Monet X Change
So while, like, he's always a part of it.
[53:31]
Unknown
Yeah, so. But not always, because a Tamagotchi was not hard to get.
[53:37]
Monet X Change
True.
[53:38]
Unknown
But I don't think Beanie Babies were.
[53:40]
Monet X Change
Ever hard to get.
[53:41]
Unknown
Like.
[53:41]
Monet X Change
Like, I think Beanie Babies were.
[53:44]
Unknown
No specific. Actually. I don't know. I never bought a Beanie Baby. I never. I never bought a Beanie Baby. But I know specific Beanie Babies are hard to get. For the most part, you can get your hands on a Beanie Baby. Also, you cannot pick the Labubu you.
[53:54]
Monet X Change
Want, which is crazy.
[53:56]
Unknown
So you go to the PopMart website. By the way, we are not Beanie Baby partners or Labubu partners.
[54:01]
Monet X Change
We're fucking contributing to this shit.
[54:03]
Unknown
You know, I mean, I don't. I don't. I honestly. The Labubu hate. I don't care if people like Labubus. I don't get people like. You're just getting people to buy Labubus. I don't care if you buy Laboos. No, no, no.
[54:13]
Monet X Change
Not in that way. In the way that we like. Don't say a lot of things that aren't paying us on the podcast. Like, that was way. Okay.
[54:18]
Unknown
I don't care. I. I assure you, this little podcast, I don't think it'll make a big dink.
[54:23]
Monet X Change
A podcast. Little work. So they call in terms of Labu Boo.
[54:26]
Unknown
Yes.
[54:27]
Monet X Change
They cost $25.
[54:29]
Unknown
Yeah. So. So you. You have to go on the website, right? And then you have to swipe through these boxes, and then most of the boxes are grayed out. If you are. If you have the opportunity to see a box that's not grayed out, you click on it. Once you click on it, then you can buy it. But people try to click on it the same time as you. They drop at the same time every day. And. And if you, if someone's. So the one day I was trying to help Taylor get a Labubu, and I was, for an hour, I was helping him trying to swipe to get a Labubu for him. I could not get my hands on a fucking Labubu. Like you could not. Like you could not get one. So when he finally got one, he was through the roof. He fucking, like, leaped, leapt out of his seat because he had been trying for days, over a week to get a Labubu. So I think there was an excitement too, like, oh, my God, I finally got my hands on this thing that I've been trying to get my hands on for over a week now. And I can see the excitement in that, to be honest.
[55:21]
Monet X Change
That's so interesting.
[55:24]
Unknown
You don't understand that.
[55:27]
Monet X Change
No, I mean, like, in theory, yes, I understand getting something that you've been waiting for a long time. Yes. But specifically the Labubu. No. Okay. No, they cost 27.99, not 25. Do they do. Does the price change on what they cost?
[55:41]
Unknown
I don't. I've never bought a Labuba.
[55:44]
Monet X Change
You said you're just trying to buy one for Taylor. What are you talking about?
[55:46]
Unknown
I've never purchased. I was. I was trying to help Taylor swipe through things. I Was not able to get one. I did it for an hour. I wasn't able to get one. So I've. So again, I've never bought a Labubu. If you were listening, which you clearly were not, this is like my dream.
[56:03]
Monet X Change
Keep talking, Monet.
[56:05]
Unknown
Don't do this. I'm triggered. You don't know how angry I was. I was so livid. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Thank you, Violet. Oh, my God. Thank you, Violet. You saved us.
[56:14]
Monet X Change
Should we start. Should we. Should we. Should we start a fucking toy Ponzi scheme?
[56:20]
Unknown
I don't think this is a Ponzi scheme.
[56:23]
Monet X Change
Don't you. Don't you buy them to sell them to someone? So are they. Well, obviously, like anything else, you can probably. Isn't it pyramid in the way that you buy them and you buy them to resell them to people with they hope that they're getting.
[56:39]
Unknown
You can buy anything to resell it. Labubu's are not meant to be bought, to sell. And also, that's not how pyramids work.
[56:45]
Monet X Change
Pyramids, it's like, to get better. Like, Mary Kay is a Ponti. Is a pyramid scheme.
[56:49]
Unknown
Yo. Do you want to apologize to Labubu?
[56:54]
Monet X Change
No. You don't want to say anything to her? No.
[56:59]
Unknown
Wow. Her name is Hehe.
[57:03]
Monet X Change
Who gives him the name? Does the name come with the lu.
[57:06]
Unknown
Yeah, it comes on a piece of paper. Or maybe. Maybe that is the. The species. It is a he or. I don't know if the name is Hehe. I don't know. To be honest, I don't know a ton about Labubus. But you know that. That Selena Estates is like a Labubu partner. And you can go to her page and get a Labubu through, like some second dealer or something.
[57:28]
Monet X Change
So she like the company Labubu is. She's a part.
[57:31]
Unknown
She's a. No, no. There.
[57:32]
Jacob
There's a website reseller that resells the Boo Boo for a market price. It's called whoopi.com. and she's a partner with them. So she has a. You can use her code to get 20% off.
[57:41]
Unknown
Do we know her code? Can we give her a shout out?
[57:43]
Jacob
Yeah, it's. It's Selena.
[57:45]
Unknown
All right. There it is. So if you go to the code.
[57:48]
Jacob
Is Selena at Whoopi W H O O P E A dot com.
[57:53]
Monet X Change
Interesting.
[57:53]
Unknown
So if you go to that website and use the code Selena, you can get yourself a little boo boo. And Selena will make a little kickback.
[58:00]
Monet X Change
So you tell Taylor to get his from Selena's website.
[58:04]
Unknown
No, Taylor likes the rush of trying to get them. He enjoys it. He's like into it.
[58:08]
Monet X Change
It got it.
[58:09]
Unknown
He's a. He's a old school a Boo boo girly honey. You. You don't collect anything.
[58:16]
Monet X Change
What do I collect? I mean I collect sparkly outfits, maybe shoes. I have a lot of shoes.
[58:22]
Unknown
No, you. You throw those away too.
[58:25]
Monet X Change
I have a lot of shoes.
[58:26]
Unknown
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing physical has a. Has value to you except the jewelry you're wearing.
[58:33]
Monet X Change
It's not true. I collect shoes. I like my. I like a lot of my shoes.
[58:36]
Unknown
And you throw those away. You get rid of them. You throw them away. You give them away.
[58:40]
Monet X Change
Start like when I can't fit them anymore.
[58:41]
Unknown
I have pairs of shoes from you that fit you and do are not scuffed up or anything. You just like.
[58:47]
Monet X Change
If I have given you a pair of shoes as either they came and they're ugly and I know you wear them or they couldn't fit.
[58:52]
Unknown
Okay, first of all, I have not worn the ugly shoes you've given me. Let's be clear.
[58:56]
Monet X Change
They're sitting on the ugly shoes pretty much. Welcome to the podcast. Do a podcast.
[59:02]
Unknown
We're 51 minutes in. I think we've done all the way through, people.
[59:05]
Monet X Change
Don't. We don't have drop off rates like they do out over. Over at PUR Studios. Baby. People listen all the way through, baby.
[59:10]
Unknown
Let's talk. Let's talk about drop off rate. Go to Monet X Change's YouTube page. Let's go to. Let's talk about drop off people.
[59:13]
Monet X Change
People. This all the way through, baby.
[59:15]
Unknown
Let's talk about. Let's talk about drop off rates. Honey.
[59:17]
Monet X Change
Let's do it.
[59:18]
Unknown
Let's talk about drop. You haven't uploaded in what, 10 years?
[59:21]
Monet X Change
That's not true.
[59:22]
Unknown
Huh? Huh? Yeah.
[59:25]
Monet X Change
I literally have episodes that come out every Thursday. What the fuck are you talking about?
[59:28]
Unknown
And what's the drop off rate? What's the average watch time? Wake it up.
[59:31]
Monet X Change
Actually so I did a whole wake.
[59:33]
Unknown
It up, wake it up screen grabs or your line anyways screengrabs where you're lying. Last night I told someone joking. I said I'm the Violet Chachi of drag. And they were like, what's Violet Chachki? I was like, she's something else.
[59:48]
Monet X Change
Do you think if we invite Violet and Mick to our obscene rivalry family reunion that dealcon.
[59:55]
Unknown
I would love to see Mick and Violet there. We've been threatening to do a crossover episode for years. It has never Happened. Okay, let's go ahead and get. Let's wake it up. Let's go ahead and. Is me and Violet and you and. No, is me and Violet and you and Mick or what is it?
[60:10]
Monet X Change
I mean, we. I mean, I get along with everyone. You don't. So tell me who you think you get along with.
[60:14]
Unknown
I get along with. Who do I get along with? You're the one who has public beefs. Who do I have a public beef with?
[60:19]
Monet X Change
You literally had public beefs with more people than me. Not you with Tamisha Iman.
[60:23]
Unknown
That was you. You. You too.
[60:26]
Monet X Change
The.
[60:28]
Unknown
That was you.
[60:29]
Monet X Change
You too. Azealia Banks.
[60:32]
Unknown
Dorinda Medley.
[60:34]
Monet X Change
You too.
[60:34]
Unknown
I have not had any public beef with Azealia Banks.
[60:37]
Monet X Change
Yes, I did.
[60:38]
Unknown
Never.
[60:39]
Monet X Change
You literally wrote a diss track about her.
[60:41]
Unknown
She. I was. I said about her.
[60:43]
Monet X Change
By yourself?
[60:44]
Unknown
Yeah.
[60:46]
Monet X Change
You and Mitchell Silly about Brooks. You and Matty Morphosis, which they both scrubbed you on in their songs.
[60:50]
Unknown
Dorinda medley. Wait, what are you saying? Dorinda medley. Dorinda medley was public beef.
[60:54]
Jacob
Blair Sinclair.
[60:55]
Monet X Change
Blair Sinclair.
[60:56]
Unknown
That was one challenge. That was again, one side. Gingerbread is currently still going on it. Also, that was me criticizing. That was me criticizing these queens on the show. Also, me and Mistress and. And Maddie Morphis were just playing. That was never actual.
[61:11]
Monet X Change
Oh, Maddie was there.
[61:12]
Unknown
And also, to be clear, neither one. And if. And if you think Maddie was rapping, I, I. That says more about you than it does about.
[61:18]
Monet X Change
About the rapping. It was about the content of that.
[61:21]
Unknown
Says more about you than about. If you think she clears it says.
[61:24]
Monet X Change
More about you than other content, baby. And she did. Clear. Clear.
[61:26]
Unknown
And me and Maddie and Mistress were literally communicating back and forth about what we're going to do. That was not real beef.
[61:32]
Monet X Change
I could call Mistress right now. We could wake it the fuck up.
[61:34]
Unknown
Call her.
[61:35]
Jacob
All the international queens who did versus.
[61:37]
Unknown
The world, none of them said a word against me. And they wouldn't dare to open their mouths. Call Mistress. Call right now.
[61:41]
Monet X Change
Well, really quick, before y' all lie.
[61:43]
Unknown
I have text receipts. Go ahead.
[61:45]
Monet X Change
Before we get into that, I think that Violet and mix shows the $3 bill for our Civil Robbery family reunion. It will be everything it is in Brooklyn, so chances are they're not popping up. Are there any New York?
[61:56]
Unknown
What?
[61:57]
Monet X Change
New York, Queens. What could imagine if Marsha. Marsha. Marsha showed up to the SRA family reunion. How weird would that be?
[62:02]
Unknown
That would be very fun. I would love to see Kerr there, obviously. I love to see Jasmine Rice there. I would love to see Aquaria there.
[62:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah, Aquaria would be fun.
[62:14]
Unknown
Whose band?
[62:16]
Monet X Change
I can think of one.
[62:16]
Unknown
Marty, Go comics. No, Marty, I'm kidding. I don't want to text girl.
[62:21]
Monet X Change
Don't call me.
[62:22]
Unknown
Don't text me. I'm kidding. You can come. That was a joke.
[62:24]
Monet X Change
Marty.
[62:24]
Unknown
Do not text me. Do not call me. It was a joke.
[62:29]
Monet X Change
The fair re. It's gonna be so calm. I'm gonna be, you know, there. There. There are a few events I look forward to that I. I know I'm gonna do with you. This is the one I'm kind of looking forward to.
[62:39]
Unknown
Anyway, go to seethdrago to get your tickets, y'.
[62:41]
Monet X Change
All. No, get Monchain Bob want. Bob want to get a little kickback on his website. Go to.
[62:46]
Unknown
What?
[62:47]
Monet X Change
What? GetMoneyChange.com Monet Exchange. Get Monet Xchange. Monet Exchange.com.
[62:53]
Unknown
Monet Xchange.com. huh? Music, Opera, live, slumber party. Where's the live. Okay, we're clicking on live. Oklahoma City, Sacramento, Cleveland, Raleigh, Washington. Is not there. It's never there. Do not go to Monet's website. Stop Monet. Honestly, stop telling people. Go to your website, especially if it's not there. Stop doing that.
[63:15]
Monet X Change
Why is it not updated? That's so crazy.
[63:17]
Unknown
Your website is never updated. So stop telling people to go to your website, mon. Is not Go to.
[63:23]
Monet X Change
I gota. We gotta get that together. What?
[63:25]
Unknown
As always, by the way, every time go to their website, they never go because there's. It's never updated. So go to seethedraen.com to get your tickets. And by the way, when you go to seethe drag queen.com, you have to click no extra links. It takes you right to the links, honey. See the drag queen, Mon. Look it up. So. So you can see what a professional website looks like. Type in. Type in. See the drag queen dot com. Professional drag website look like. Yeah, right there. Brooklyn, August 17th. Yours literally. Yours literally doesn't have information.
[63:56]
Monet X Change
Was your little two dates.
[63:57]
Unknown
Yours literally doesn't even have updated information. How are you professional? You don't even have all your. Look at you, struggling to find your life. You have. You don't even have the right information, but. Oh, but you're professional. Oh, yeah.
[64:07]
Monet X Change
You're such a liar. It is updated. You're such a liar.
[64:11]
Unknown
We're looking at the screen together.
[64:12]
Monet X Change
You just did it. You and Jig.
[64:15]
Jacob
Wait, Mon, if it is updated screen, share what you're seeing so we can.
[64:19]
Unknown
Maybe.
[64:19]
Jacob
We're looking at.
[64:19]
Monet X Change
I don't have a screen share on here.
[64:20]
Unknown
Jacob, screenshot yours. Jacob, screenshot it. Someone. They can't try to be cute. It is not there.
[64:25]
Monet X Change
Jacob Dr. Everything.
[64:26]
Unknown
No. Yeah, we doctored your website.
[64:28]
Monet X Change
Y' all Dr. Everything. Y' all be fucking lying over here, y'.
[64:32]
Unknown
All. You know what? In fact, I guarantee y', all, no matter when you go to this website, it won't be up.
[64:36]
Monet X Change
Y' all are such a lie. Y' all are.
[64:38]
Unknown
I guarantee you, no matter when you go to this website, it will not be up.
[64:42]
Monet X Change
Such liars honestly.
[64:43]
Unknown
Rush over now. Next week. Week. Mon still has dates from 1999.
[64:48]
Monet X Change
I can't this. I. I can't with this. Y' all are such liars.
[64:51]
Unknown
Mon. Mon. Mon said come see me on Work the world.
[64:54]
Monet X Change
It's. It's. It's honestly insane that y' all operate like this.
[64:58]
Unknown
Monet, obviously you have no moral integrity.
[65:00]
Monet X Change
Y' all are nauseating.
[65:02]
Unknown
Mon. We. We've already screenshotted, so it doesn't matter. What you say doesn't matter.
[65:08]
Monet X Change
Just like. Just like.
[65:09]
Unknown
Just like.
[65:10]
Monet X Change
Just like that ring was yours that y' all literally edited and photoshopped a picture of you having it from whatever day that was, y'. All. Y' all operate in nasty, messy, scandalous behavior. Y' all will never be just. Y' all will always be shady.
[65:25]
Unknown
One of the fans don't believe your bullshit anymore. They. They no longer believe. They no longer believe your bullshit.
[65:30]
Monet X Change
They don't believe yours.
[65:31]
Unknown
They have seen through your lies. You want to admit that kangaroos are desert animals?
[65:37]
Monet X Change
Well, according to Courtney, who is an Australian who you wanted to call. She said. I didn't say that.
[65:41]
Unknown
She said that according to kangaroo Kane, who's an Australian. Was he.
[65:45]
Monet X Change
Who's Kane? How do we know who Kane is? We know who Courtney. Actors. Who's Kane?
[65:48]
Unknown
Kane is an Australian cameraman who worked. He used to work with Willem. Now he works with me. Scooped.
[65:54]
Monet X Change
Likely story.
[65:55]
Unknown
Scooped him up.
[65:56]
Monet X Change
Likely story.
[65:57]
Unknown
He hopped over here like a kangaroo from the desert.
[66:01]
Monet X Change
Or according to you, last night was a fucking dessert.
[66:06]
Unknown
First of all, the word said, it didn't say dessert. Animals. It said desert. And I thought it said dessert. So.
[66:12]
Monet X Change
Well, you. You kept on confusing the two, so I don't know which you thought it was. You kept on thinking one was what, like the entire evening. So forgive me.
[66:19]
Unknown
You know what? Forgive this. You lost the game. Forgive that.
[66:23]
Monet X Change
That's not true. I won. I had 12. You had like nine. What are you talking about?
[66:26]
Unknown
Jacob beat you. Jacob scrubbed you the earth.
[66:28]
Monet X Change
You lost too I beat you.
[66:31]
Unknown
That's not how that works.
[66:32]
Monet X Change
I was better than you.
[66:33]
Unknown
Ju. Just like. Just like in the Smash tournament, which is still online. Jacob scrubbed you and embarrass you.
[66:37]
Monet X Change
Was I better than you or not in that game? Yes or no?
[66:40]
Unknown
It's like online. Just like when Jacob scrubbed you. The fact that my boyfriend has beat you in multiple games. Andy has never even beat me in. Andy couldn't be in the Andy competition. Honey, the.
[66:52]
Monet X Change
Yes or no. Did I beat you? Was I better than you? Yes or no? Just answer. Just answer.
[66:56]
Unknown
You didn't beat me, but you got.
[66:57]
Monet X Change
To say yes or no.
[66:57]
Unknown
You did not beat me. No answer is no. No, you didn't.
[66:59]
Monet X Change
Was I better than you? Yes or no?
[67:00]
Unknown
No.
[67:01]
Monet X Change
Okay, then you're incorrect. Cause I was. Cause you, with your little three cards you had over there, when compared to my 12, says More.
[67:09]
Unknown
That was one game. I'm talking about the whole night. And on that note, thank you for coming on my show.