The One About Luxury

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – June 16, 2025

Episode: "The One About Luxury"

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Overview

In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive deep into the tangled, hilarious, often contentious topic of luxury. From personal definitions of luxury to the practicalities (and perils) of housekeepers, comforters, and Cartier, the duo riff on what it means to "live luxuriously"—both for themselves and in the broader sense. Tangents abound, touching on finances, happiness, and their signature blend of shade. Expect memorable digs, relatable annoyances, and a healthy dose of real talk about privilege, class, and what actually brings joy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Addressing Sponsorship, Boycotts, and Accountability

• (02:06) Bob shares that they are dropping Booking.com as a sponsor due to controversial stances, noting the increasing difficulty for creators to vet every partnership.
  • Quote: "The list is long. There’s a lot of stuff in this world that is hard to catch." – Bob (02:38)
• The pair riff about the rapid pace of social media “cancel trains,” joking about how quickly fans escalate alerts about brands.

2. Annoyances with Security & Technology

• (03:59) Monét and Bob vent about multi-factor authentication on apps, especially for trivial matters like food delivery.
  • Quote: “I have said ‘trust this device’ no less than 342 times. That shit drives me crazy.” – Monét (04:15)
• Bob concedes he appreciates it for banks but nowhere else.

3. Podcast Shoutouts and Voodoo Dolls

• (04:58) Monét sends love to the "I've Had It" podcast and its hosts, praising their political activism.
• Banter about asking Bob for a voodoo doll for Christmas, leading to comedy about gifting and their “loose rules” about presents.

4. Comfort, Sleeping Temperatures & Bedding Debates

• (09:09) Discussion about sleeping in the heat vs. cold, summer vs. winter comforters, and duvet vs. comforter.
  • Monét recently swapped to a summer comforter, dramatically improving sleep.
  • The struggle and annoyance of putting on duvet covers is shared.
  • Cleaning routines and housekeepers come up, leading directly into wealth/luxury topics.

5. Housekeepers, Gardeners, and Paying for Services

• (13:49) Monét recounts a debate over gardener billing—if holidays/rain mean no service, should clients still pay? Bob questions why Monét pays by the month vs. per visit.
  • Quote: "If you’re not working, why are you getting paid? I don’t get it." – Bob (15:23)
• This segues into a bigger conversation about recurring service fees, expectations of generosity, and boundaries with domestic workers.

6. Debating Who’s Living Luxurious

• (19:14) Bob accuses Monét of being “upper crust,” listing her housekeeper, gardener, pool boy, and supposed wealth.
  • Monét counters, listing Bob’s own “luxuries”: cleaning lady, luxury vehicle, studio space, and condo.
  • Hilarious comparison: “That’s like saying, oh, you’re a baker, you have a bake house—you luxury bitch.” (20:06)
• The duo argue the semantics between “a lot” and “most,” as it relates to bakers and their establishments—classic Sibling Rivalry verbal sparring.

7. Private Chauffeurs, Uber, and Private Jets

• (25:33) Bob calls out Monét for wanting to hire a private driver and (allegedly) to buy a private jet.
  • Quote: "Monét, pitch to me when we were living in New York that we should have a private driver." – Bob (25:34)
  • Monét justifies it: multiple airport runs per week add up; a chauffeur seems logical.
• Hilarious back-and-forth: Bob accuses Monét of "hating the earth" and wanting a private jet, Monét calls Bob a liar, and Bob details his own experience flying private (chartered by work), including peeing in a Fiji bottle on the plane.

8. Defining Luxury Through Material Possessions

• (37:17) The conversation turns to possessions—jewelry, cars, and apartments.
  • Monét shows off a Cartier bracelet and tennis bracelet with diamonds; Bob’s Lexus (a “high-end Toyota”) is mocked.
  • Jacob (producer/partner) googles the prices ($7k–$47k for the bracelet), Bob jokes about Monet’s “Donkey Kong” wrists.
• They challenge each other on the value of their cars and real estate, drawing lines between “nice” and “luxurious.” Definitions get technical—luxury condo vs. luxurious apartment.

9. Rich People, Public Data, and Net Worth Gossip

• (44:16) Bob tells a story about seeing Jinkx Monsoon’s ATM receipt—leading to speculation about RuPaul’s net worth or checking account balance.
  • ‘How much would you expect to see if you peeked at RuPaul’s checking account?’
  • They discuss whether having large sums in checking is wise; Bob mocks online net worth websites and income estimates (for Monet, James Charles, and RuPaul).
• Clarify for listeners: Net worth/income sites usually wildly speculate and get things wrong.

10. What Actually Brings Happiness?

• (53:28) Bob and Monét reflect on whether money can buy happiness.
  • Monét feels money brings "temporary happiness" via moments and the relief of bills paid, but not lasting happiness.
  • Bob notes that making more money now hasn’t made him happier than he was before success; personal happiness is linked more to “who you are as a person” and brain chemistry than wealth.
  • Quote: “I think that I make more money than most people, and I don’t particularly...feel happier now than I was before.” – Bob (54:16)

11. Romance, Relationships, and Emotional Gestures

• (58:03) Discussion of childhood romances, how Bob and Monét (and their respective partners) show love, and whether they consider themselves romantic.
  • Jacob describes his idea of a "big gesture" (Adele singing at a proposal).
  • Monét and Bob agree they could go big if that’s what their partners wanted, but both lean toward practical, daily acts of care as demonstrations of affection.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Authenticity & Accusations:
  • "Y’all be going from zero to sixty...boycott these fucking raggedy black bald-headed..." (03:01)
• On Security Annoyance:
  • “I just want to open my UberEats.” – Monét (03:59)
• Classic Shade:
  • "Why is your head so black and your face is like..." – Bob (07:22)
• Duvet Drama:
  • "When you wash your sheets, I have to put a fucking thing back on the duvet...There is no easy way to do it." – Monét (11:05)
• Defining Luxury:
  • "You sound like the upper crust, nigga." – Bob (19:14)
  • "You have your pet groomer, you have your dog walker…" – Bob (24:20)
  • "[About Monet's jewelry] Imagine putting a wrist on a bracelet on Donkey Kong..." – Bob (39:36)
• On Material Wealth:
  • “Do you think money can buy you happiness?” – Monét (53:28)
  • “I do not feel happier now than I was before…” – Bob (54:16)
• On Romance:
  • "So if you had a partner that became romantic, you could meet them at that." – Monét & Bob interview style (60:53)
  • Jacob’s wish: "I would like the Adele proposal..." (60:06)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:06 – Dropping controversial sponsors & “cancel train” jokes
• 03:59 – Digital security annoyances
• 05:12 – “I’ve Had It” podcast shoutout & voodoo dolls
• 09:09 – Comfort vs. heat: sleep temperature / comforters
• 13:49 – Recurring payments/expectations for domestic workers
• 19:14 – The luxury “upper crust” roast
• 25:33 – Chauffeurs, assistant tallies, private jets
• 37:17 – Cartier & tennis bracelets, luxury cars, “bake house” debate
• 44:16 – Net worth gossip: RuPaul, Jinkx, Monet, James Charles
• 53:28 – Can money buy happiness?
• 58:03 – Childhood romance, how hosts show/receive love
• 60:06 – Jacob’s “big romantic gesture” dreams

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Tone, Style & Takeaways

• Signature Sibling Rivalry: Playful, petty, and sharp-tongued—shade flies, but always with genuine affection underneath.
• Deep Yet Relatable: Despite the jokes about money, possessions, and class, both hosts end on a real, resonant note: luxury is relative, happiness is complicated, and even drag queens with cleaning ladies still wrestle with duvet covers.
• Listener Invitation: The hosts repeatedly reference their listeners ("let us know," “thanks for calling out...”; see 02:02 and onward), reinforcing the communal, inclusionary vibe.

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For More:
If you missed this episode of Sibling Rivalry, you missed Bob and Monét at their comedic, self-aware best—serving bougie drama, real talk about class and happiness, and a masterclass in friendly roast battles. Their honest, nuanced takes on money and luxury wrap up with a reminder that glitter, whether on a bracelet or in a life, is just part of the story.

Transcript

[A]

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[C]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[D]

And I'm Monet X James.

[C]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[D]

On this week's episode, we discuss how hot do you sleep?

[C]

We talk about luxury.

[D]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[C]

Why is your hair head so black? And we found out what made Monae say this.

[D]

What ridiculous observation are you making? What?

[C]

We should address something up top.

[D]

Yeah, that's this ugly ass fucking hoodie you got on. What the fuck is that bullshit?

[C]

This piece of trash bought it for me and I feel bad so I wear it.

[D]

Well, you should throw it in that bitch's face. That shit is hideous.

[C]

Next time I see her, I'll throw it in her face immediately.

[D]

But it's very comfortable and we gonna. I'm throw her in her face.

[C]

Yeah, throw it on her ass.

[D]

Throw it in her face.

[C]

So anyway, so it's brought to our attention that booking.com is a banned company. Not banned, but like we're boycotting booking.com because of their stances. So we have dropped that sponsorship. So there probably be a point in the future where you hear it mentioned or something back and forth. But we're working to edit those out and if one slips to the crack, let us know. But the ads are not being run anymore. And thanks for helping us look out because the list, the list is long. There's a lot of stuff in this world that's that. That is hard to catch.

[D]

The list is very long's caught almost

[C]

everything there is to catch though. I'll say that Happy pride to her.

[D]

Say it again.

[C]

I said catching stuff. Happy pride. You know, because you're a. You're a ha.

[D]

Anyway, so you are a slut, Monet.

[C]

Are you saying you're not a slut?

[D]

So anyway, we're not doing that.

[C]

Don't ever try to act like I did not get the yuck yucks, honey.

[D]

And we're gonna do our best as a company to look out as much as we can, but we appreciate when y' all like, be like, hey, just so you know, but I would say y' all be going from 0 to 60. Apparently they had a Reddit thread. They were like, boycott these fucking braggedy black, bald headed. They don't just. The.

[B]

The.

[D]

The alerting us to canceling pipeline is like, it is express. Y' all be going in, girl.

[C]

The A train goes express 42nd street to 125. No stops in between.

[D]

And the cancel train is expressed. The cancel train has literally no local stops. There are no Bronx. Instantly, I was like, can we get a minute to process and deal with it?

[C]

No, girl, south bear to the Bronx. That's why the A train is called the A train in the boys, which you don't watch.

[D]

Wait. I first of all, do watch the boys and wait. He's called a train because why?

[C]

Because the A train doesn't go. Because the A train.

[D]

Oh. Cause it's fast.

[C]

Yeah. Because it doesn't make local stops.

[D]

Can I tell y', all, I know it is for our safety. I know it is to keep your things safe and make sure no one's hacking to your stuff. I am so over quad authentication. Like, every time I log into a thing, I have to. I have to open my email, I have to answer a text, I have to answer a phone call. I'm like, nigga, I just want to open my Uber Eats. Why do I have to. The fourth factor authenticate. It's me. Also, I have said trust this device no less than 342 times. Trust the advice. I mean, trust the device. That shit drives me crazy.

[C]

I would say this when it's my bank. I appreciate that. But when bank is fine. But when it's like my eharmony account, I'm good.

[D]

I'm good. Like, it's fine.

[C]

I'm good. On someone hacking my. My pins, my Pinterest.

[D]

That shit drives me crazy. It drives me crazy. You know, this, this. This episode is a. Is in honor of my good girlfriends over at I've had it podcast. Um, shout out to Jennifer Welch and Plumps. They're everything.

[C]

I've had it. What. What are they? What? What? They. They like, just be, like, complaining about stuff.

[D]

The whole premise of the podcast is. They open a podcast up and they. Throughout the podcast they list things that they've had it with and. But they're. They mostly serve for political commentary. They're true. Very smart, very funny ladies. And they just.

[C]

I've seen these ladies.

[D]

They let em. Bitch, they be letting these politicians have it. I love. I met them. I did. I did their podcast a few weeks ago in, oh, in Oklahoma City. I'm obsessed with Jennifer Welch. I'm obsessed with pumps. Yeah, okc. There's these two super liberal ladies in Oklahoma City that go up for, you know, using their whiteness to advocate for people of color, which is always. Which is great.

[C]

There you are. Monet exchange on Protect. Protect the voodoo dolls.

[D]

Yes. Because you know, you know there's. There's these people that have voodoo dolls of like Trump and Vance, and I'm like, oh, bitch, I want one Bob for Christmas. Can you give me a Vance voodoo doll?

[C]

You want it authentic,

[D]

like with a lock of his hair or something?

[C]

Do you want it from a voodoo practitioner or do you want me to just make a little effigy for you

[D]

or do you want. I want it from a voodoo practitioner who can put the voodoo in it so I can do things to it.

[C]

I mean, I don't know much about that kind of stuff, but I could look into trying to find a voodoo practitioner and see if they would be comfortable making you a voodoo doll. But I feel like they'll be like, you need a. Actually, I don't know. I don't know much about voodoo or hoodoo.

[D]

Okay. So that's my request. Do you want to give me a request you have for something for Christmas and I can fulfill that.

[C]

I also might not do it because you and I have a very loose rule about gifts.

[D]

So. Yeah, loose be the operative word. Loose like your fucking booty hole. Another thing I've. Another thing I've had it with is people not. Not reciprocating generosity.

[C]

What do you mean?

[D]

Well, not generosity. Okay, so I'm going to try to be vague. I have someone that I pay for a service. Right.

[C]

Ask a question real quick.

[D]

What? What? What? What fucking ridiculous observation are you making? What?

[C]

Why is your head so black and your face is like. Your head got tan, but your face is not.

[D]

You can't just ask black people why their heads are black.

[C]

Like the top of your head is not the color of your face.

[D]

Well, my face is always a little lighter because I put sunblock every day. But I don't put sunblock. My whole head. But I put sunblock every day.

[C]

I think it's showing that you don't put sunblock on your head, honey.

[D]

Because it's called a natural highlight. It's called a high light. High light.

[C]

I think you need to start putting sunblock on top of your head.

[E]

Also.

[C]

Bald people should definitely be putting sunblock on their head. 100% for sure.

[D]

I just don't do it. I mean, I was. I was on a boat. Me and Naomi were on a boat for fucking three days. And, girl, Naomi is incapable of feeling heat. This bitch. We are on the sund deck of a boat. And, Bob, it is no less than 95 degrees. Okay, Bish, I have a. I have a thought. And I am sweating. Naomi's like, ugh, it's not hot enough. She's like, it's so. Like, it's a little cold, right? I was like, naomi, cold?

[C]

Well, Naomi shakes and shivers. She does. You remember when RuPaul called out Naomi for shaking on TV?

[D]

Yes, I remember.

[C]

She's like, why are you shaking? She was like, I just shake.

[D]

I just shake Patti's white ass. Redheaded ass. Cause have you seen this whole thing about how redheads are black people? Have you seen this? Yeah.

[C]

I don't get it.

[D]

I don't get it either.

[C]

I don't get it.

[D]

I don't get it either. Anyway, Patti's, like, white behind. You know, Patty is a black behind.

[C]

He's black, Redheaded, black.

[D]

He's a very white person. Girl, Patty was. Patty came on and laid out for two minutes. He was like, ugh, God, I'm burning. It's hot. I'm like, I know. I feel. I feel like that, too. Naomi's like, it's not hot enough. She's. She's like, can someone please turn it up? I was like, who's someone? Jesus.

[C]

I personally love the heat as well. I really like being in hot. I really like being in hot places. I am more comfortable when it is warm. I'm comfortable when it's hot, and I am uncomfortable when it's slightly cold.

[D]

Um, I like it. Okay. What temperature do you sleep at? What temperature do you put the thermostat to sleep?

[C]

Well, it. It doesn't really say because my. The room I sleep in is hotter than the room Jacob sleeps in. I think the air conditioner doesn't work as well in the room that I sleep in. Um, but when Jacob's not home, I set it to 72 or 73 to sleep. Mm.

[D]

And, okay, you have that, and you're also under the covers.

[C]

Yeah, that's too.

[D]

That's too hot to sleep.

[C]

What do you put it at?

[D]

To sleep? I sleep at 68. But also I realized I had. I was using for the. Which I guess that's. I never thought about it being an adult, but I had winter comforters all year round. And I. And so I was like, why? Because sometimes I wake up with like cold sweat or sweat sweating in my sleep. I was like, why am I sweating? And I realized, bitch, I've been using heat. I've been using heated. Heated, not heated winter comforters. So. But because we live in la, la never really gets like. You're not in New York, where It's sometimes below 20. Like, you don't need a winter comforter in LA. So now I've transitioned to having a summer comforter. And it's way better. Way better.

[C]

I mean, I just have one comforter

[D]

that I use summer or winter.

[C]

I don't know. It's not particularly heavy. It's not like a very heavy comforter. But I just sleep under that comforter all year long until I get a new comforter. But I will keep a comforter for a very long time.

[D]

I do too. I just got rid of my old one from New York.

[C]

Yeah. My comforter's last meet. I think I still have my New York comforter.

[D]

Well, I tried being a duvet girl for a while. When you wash your fucking sheets, I have to put a fucking thing back on the duvet. It is. There is no easy way to do it.

[C]

So.

[D]

Yeah, I know the thing, how you put it, you hold inside out and you flip it, but that's still annoying. A comforter, you just fucking put it in a washer, you take it out, and it's good to go. You don't have to put anything in anything.

[C]

So I have a duvet. Well, so when Jacob and I were sleeping in the same room, we there. Jacob has a duvet cover on his bed. And I do not. I don't. I don't mind a duvet. I do not like putting a duvet on. And there was a period of time where on.

[D]

You are like putting on.

[C]

I don't like putting the duvet onto the. Onto the comforter.

[D]

Right.

[C]

There was a period of time where. Where.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

It was a period of time, but there was one time specifically where Jacob put the duvet on, but it wasn't like hooked in. And then the whole comforter was just at the bottom of the duvet. Like. Like the. The entire comforter had just gathered at the bottom of the duvet cover. I found very, very annoying. But I also don't. I don't wash my own duvet. The lady who does the cleaning, she comes in, like, once a week, and she'll wash them, like, every week.

[D]

Oh, you have.

[C]

You have a cleaner, A cleaning lady?

[D]

Yeah, a cleaning lady. Okay. How long have you had a cleaning lady?

[C]

Maybe four years, maybe.

[D]

Nice.

[C]

You had a clean lady since you lived in New York?

[D]

1% Monet.

[C]

You had a clean lady since you had a cleaning race lady. Pre drag race. Remember the Rapp. What was her name again? I don't remember. Cardi. Belka. Belka something. Belka Lee Bell.

[D]

Cardi. You think about Cardi B. Yeah, Cardi.

[C]

Oh, it was. Oh, that was Cardi B. Oh, my God, the boss.

[D]

Be ridiculous. First of all, I don't think Cardi B ever cleaned houses.

[C]

No, I was doing a bit that she was a rapper and I was doing a bit that your. Your former clean lady is now a famous rapper. Thanks for keeping up.

[D]

I get what you're doing. I just.

[C]

Anyway, you didn't get it, actually, but it's fine. Go ahead, continue.

[D]

I did. I don't think you would never question

[C]

if you got it. Continue.

[D]

Her name is, like, murder or. It was like, something.

[C]

Hey, guys, get ready. Murder's coming to clean the house. Murder Styles will be here to tidy up soon.

[D]

Oh, I forgot I had the rapper, the rapper lady. That was weird.

[C]

But I didn't get a clean lady until. And Jacob hired. Jacob pays her and hires her. I had never considered having a cleaner, But Jacob hired this lovely lady to

[D]

come clean and thank God y' all did.

[C]

What does that mean?

[D]

You know what it means. So I. Hi. So, okay. I mean, I guess you say. I don't think he'll listen to this podcast. So I have.

[C]

They'll say it on the clip. Go ahead.

[D]

I have a gardener because I have, like, plants and stuff to keep up around the house and landscaping stuff. So I got a bill for the month of May, and it included the. They come on Mondays and they had a Monday off. Cause there was a. It was Memorial Day. Yeah, Memorial Day this month. And then. So he sent the thing. I was like, okay. I was like, you have the money for a Memorial Day off on there? He's like, oh, well, my clients know that if it rains heavy or it's a holiday, we don't come. I was like, okay, that's fine. I just wanna make sure that that's reciprocated. Cause like, for. Like the other day, I had, like, two plants that I bought for inside and to repot them. And he's like, oh, that's gonna be $70. And I was like, $7 to repot the plants. I was like, okay. So I'm like, if you want me to pay you on. On holidays or days of the rains or you don't come, which is fine, I would just like that generosity reciprocated. If I needed something. If I needed something simple like a plant repotted.

[C]

Well, is that. I have a question.

[D]

Is that a crazy request?

[C]

So if it's a holiday or it rains, or it rains, you pay him and he does not come correct. Why?

[D]

Because I think it's just like, you know, because they have Mondays throughout the day. And I guess because some months you also have more Mondays than like. Like some. Some months you have five Mondays as opposed to four. You know, So I think maybe it balances out either. Either way.

[C]

I don't particularly understand that. I understand maybe a heavy rain day or maybe a deposit. No, I actually don't get it. If you're not working while you're getting paid, I don't get it. I don't understand why you're getting paid if you're not working. I genuinely don't understand it. It doesn't make any sense to me.

[D]

I think out of the. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, I think we have. For every day of the week, we have 52 of them. Right? Because we have set. We have 52 weeks out of the year.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

So I think for some months. For some months. Like, I think one of the longer months is August. You have five Mondays, but in, like, in other ones, you have maybe four or three, depending on how it falls. So I think over a year, it averages out to the point.

[C]

Yes. Let's take a break and talk about this in a second. Cause the math is starting to. I'm about to get a nosebleed.

[B]

Close your eyes. Exhale.

[D]

Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[B]

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[D]

And breathe.

[B]

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[D]

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[C]

1-800-contacts.

[D]

I think it averages out. We have 52 weeks a year, which means I think we have 52 of every day a year. So some months they're more and less so when in a month where he's working five Mondays.

[C]

I don't think 365 is divisible by seven or close to.

[D]

Wait, well, why you do that? So on the months that. On I know that some months we at least have five Mondays. And sometimes we have four Mondays and the other days. So on those days I don't pay him more when there are five Mondays, I don't pay him less when there are. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

I already did it, jay.

[D]

It is 52.

[C]

It's 52.1. Do you not see the points?

[D]

Bitch, I know 52.1, but that averages out to 50.1. That's very close to 52. So maybe there may be an extra Sunday or an extra fucking one of these days. I don't fucking know. But I think so on. On months where I have more Mondays, I don't pay him more. On a month where they're. I don't pay him less. Like, it's the same thing through it. So that's why I think.

[C]

I just don't understand why you're not paying per visit.

[D]

Because, like. Cause he's built. He's. I. I work with him every month. So I think it just average. I think it averages out to be the same thing.

[C]

That's why I just don't get it. I'm not a gardener, though. I mean, if it rains, though, if

[D]

it was to rain, like, let's say it rained. Remember that time in LA when it rained for like fucking three weeks? I was like, that would be crazy. If you don't come for three weeks, I'm not paying you. But it rains like randomly one Monday. And like. But again. But if you reciprocate by repotting plants, doing the fertilizer instead of like billing me extra for those. That feels fair that I look out for you to pay this ending every month as opposed to.

[C]

Well, I don't pay the cleaning lady. Jacob was the clean lady. So Jacob does when she comes over. Like, if there's a day where we're not there, do we still pay her? Do you still pay her?

[E]

What do you mean? A day when we're not there?

[C]

Like, if she's not coming for some reason, like. Like, how does that work out? What's your deal with her?

[E]

Yeah, we. We don't usually. She finds a way. I mean, that doesn't happen often either. I Think like, you know, like, should we give holidays off? And I think we just move. Like, she's like, hey, Wednesday doesn't. Isn't a good day for me because can we. Can I come Tuesday or Thursday and then we reschedule her?

[C]

So you have. So you've never paid her for addition in work?

[D]

Yeah, no, I don't do that for my cleaning person either. When he only. He only paid. He only gets paid. He only gets paid when he comes. But my pool guy and my landscaping guy, they're like, I pay them monthly. And that happened with the pool guy in some months.

[C]

I just don't get it. It doesn't make sense to me. I don't get it.

[D]

I think in February there was like a day that was.

[C]

I imagine you'd be paid per visit. I do know it sounds like you're living a very luxurious lifesty. You sound like the. The upper crust, nigga.

[B]

You.

[D]

The upper crust. You have. Anyway, you're not going to get into that.

[C]

I have what? No, no, I have what I want.

[B]

I want you.

[C]

I want you to get into it so you can. So you. So you can. So I can watch your entire argument dissolve around you.

[D]

Dissolve around me? Nigga, you have the clean lady. You just bought you a luxury vehicle. You have your studio space that you. That is. And I know what the bill for that is. And your condo. I do know.

[C]

You don't know.

[D]

I do know.

[C]

Well, I want to point out one thing. This is a professional workspace. So this is giving back to me because it is my professional workspace that I use. So I think that giving back to

[D]

you, lining your pockets.

[C]

So I think that having an office is not necessarily like some like sign of luxury. It is a. It is a professional studio. That's like, that's like saying, oh, you're a baker. Oh, you, you have a bake.

[A]

You.

[C]

You have a bakery, you luxury bitch.

[D]

Yes, I've. I'm sure a lot of bakers would like to have their own fucking bake house. A lot of them do.

[C]

It's not a bakery.

[D]

Not a bakery.

[C]

Bake house is crazy.

[D]

Bake house is crazy. It's called a bakery, a bakery, or as we call it, it's called a paraderia.

[C]

And I think a lot of bakers do have bakeries. I didn't say that they own, that they bought. I didn't say everywhere. I don't own this place. I'm renting this studio.

[D]

I don't own this studio that they rent. That's 400. That that's.

[C]

I don't say every baker does, but a lot of bakers do. There's bakeries I can Google right now. There's bakeries all over this town.

[D]

Yeah, but you see. But I would reckon there are way more bakers than bakers that rent their own space.

[C]

I said a lot of bakers. A lot.

[D]

Okay, what is. What hairs are you splitting between a lot?

[C]

The difference between most and a lot means a lot.

[D]

Explain to me. Tell me, what is it?

[C]

For example, there are a lot of people at Sofi Stadium. Most people aren't at Sofi Stadium. There are a lot of. Well, hold on. There are a lot of people at Sofi Stadium. Most people are not at Sofi Stadium.

[D]

So give me numbers to what you're outlining.

[C]

What is.

[D]

What difference between. Are you making between a lot and most?

[C]

I don't think that the world is short on bakeries. So.

[D]

But I think even though.

[C]

Even though a lot of people have seen sinners. Most people haven't. But a lot of people have seen centers.

[D]

But I would say. But I would say not a lot of bakers rent their own thing. I think that. I think you're making a bitch. The amount of bakers in the world are probably looking at.

[C]

Again, I want to be clear. I'm not talking about a percentage. I'm saying there are a lot of bakeries. All I'm saying is I don't think the world is short on bakeries.

[D]

And I don't think. But I think that the world is short on a lot of bakers. Owning. I mean, renting or owning a place that they bake out of.

[C]

That's not a conversation I'm having. You're having the argument with yourself.

[D]

No, I am having. I'm having the argument with you.

[C]

No. Well, I'm not arguing that point. So I don't know what you're arguing. I'm not saying.

[D]

No, you are saying you said a lot of bakers rent or own a place that they make house. And I said, I don't think that's true.

[C]

I said a lot of bakers have bakeries, and I.

[D]

Okay, we're gonna move on because this is true. Are we sure. On bakeries? Jacob. Jacob is probably. Is probably. I can see Jacob just. He's not doing.

[C]

Jacob's not shy. Jacob wanted to. Jacob wanted to roll his little twink fingers.

[D]

I am. I am. I don't want to move on and

[C]

admit that you lost. That's what you did. You just.

[D]

I lose.

[B]

Shit.

[C]

Move on.

[D]

I am Moving on.

[C]

Yeah, move on. Move on, bitch. Move on.

[D]

Anyways. Yeah, but so would you play? Would you pay your gardener like that?

[C]

I wouldn't have a gardener.

[D]

You wouldn't have a gardener?

[C]

I don't think so.

[D]

Work.

[C]

Well, I don't want a garden. I also keep thinking about, do I want to live in a house? And I don't think I want to live in a house. I mean, I might one day maybe end up living in a house, but I don't think it speaks to me. So if I ended up. If I ended up with a gardener for some reason, I would probably. And I. And I certainly don't have the skill set to garden my own home. I have not mowed a yard, my God, since I was in like maybe fifth grade. Maybe fifth grade.

[D]

He used to mow the online. Fifth grade.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What. What did Justin do?

[C]

Justin's allergic to. Justin was allergic to grass.

[D]

Oh, my God. Y' all soft ass.

[C]

So I mowed the. Mowed the yard at 5.

[D]

Well, you were. What'd you say you were? You were seven. Two.

[C]

I started mowing the grass when I was in third grade. Nine years old.

[D]

Sounds. That's like a very dangerous activity for. Not for a third grader.

[C]

I agree. It's pretty. It's pretty. I remember. Yeah, it's probably dangerous. Yeah.

[D]

Have you seen Final Destination? The new one?

[C]

No, I haven't seen since, like maybe one or maybe two.

[D]

This new one is actually very good.

[C]

I've heard good things about it. The billboards look really fun around la, but I want to go back into this whole thing of me being some. Cause. Cause you have a gardener, you have a housekeeper, you have a pool boy who I see what you make him

[D]

wear, and that's my choice. He chose to wear that thong, baby.

[C]

You have. You have your traveling assistant. You have your assistant who sits at home. You have your pet groomer, you have your dog walker.

[D]

Don't have a dog walker, pet groomer.

[C]

So no one's ever walked your dog besides you and Andy?

[D]

Correct.

[C]

No one's ever walked your dog besides you and Andy.

[D]

Yes. And you know that. And also, that is not my dog. Potato is not my dog. That is not my dog.

[C]

You have the people who watch your cat when you're out of town.

[D]

I am. I am. I am. I am a step parent.

[C]

You have, you have your. You have your. Your. Your kennel, your kenneler.

[D]

My kennel.

[C]

The kennel. Do you not put Colleen in a kennel when you leave town?

[D]

Cats. See, these cats don't Cats don't stay in kennels. Dogs stay in kennels.

[C]

The place. The pet hotel. You have your pet hotel?

[D]

I don't have a pet hotel. I have a friend that watches. Her name is Aiko.

[C]

And you pay her?

[D]

I don't pay her.

[C]

So you believe in free labor?

[D]

She doesn't want to be paid. She does it because she's.

[C]

We need her on the podcast. We need her. We need Julietta. We need the gardener. We need. We need the gardener. We need the pool boy. And what about also years ago? I will never forget this day.

[D]

What?

[C]

Monet? Two things you said to me that were like that. I was like, you are the 1%, and I will never forget you saying these things. I will never forget you saying these things. Monet, pitch to me when we were living in New York City that we should have a private driver.

[D]

Okay, Here is why y'. All, Bob and I, we on our own. Each of us will go back and forth to jail.

[E]

Don't.

[C]

Don't go back.

[D]

I know your schedule.

[C]

Don't. Don't try to watch my pockets, bitch. Watch your phone pockets.

[D]

We're back and forth to JFK at least. Like, round trip at least three, sometimes four times a week, right? A round trip to JFK is roughly, give or take, $300 because we're. Because we have a lot of suitcases.

[C]

Our assistance, she calls the Uber black suv.

[D]

Oh, we have. We. We each.

[E]

We each.

[D]

We each. Crap. We're each traveling with minimum four suitcases. Two assistants. It's just easier to do an Excel, right?

[C]

Two assistance is crazy.

[D]

No, I said two suitcases. Nigga, open your ears.

[C]

You said two assistants.

[D]

Open your ears.

[C]

Jay, can you loop back when they say two assistants?

[E]

You did say two assistants.

[D]

Oh, well, two suitcases. Sorry. Two suitcases are an assistant. Right? So it's two of us anyway, either. So that's about $300. So 300 for myself alone. Four times a week. That's $1,200.

[C]

Five times a week. Gigs, Bob.

[D]

Four times a week. It will make sense to. Instead of lining. Because what I found out. Uber is highway robbery. They.

[B]

What?

[D]

They charge you for what? The driver getting paid is crazy. So instead of paying Uber all this money, we could hire someone in New York City and pay them a chauffeur. A chauffeur and pay them that $2,400 a week. Yo, 21. 24 times 4 is what? 24 is 70 is 72 was 96. That's almost $10,000 a week. We could be paying a per a month. We could be paying a person as opposed to paying Uber. And then Bob believes in big business and capitalism. That's why he's like, no, I want to line Uber's pocket.

[C]

Monet said, hire a chauffeur. And then one time monetary. Is she gonna forget she said this? But I will never forget this day. She only brought it up once. Monet wanted to get a plane.

[D]

No, I did not.

[C]

Yes, you did.

[D]

I'm such a liar.

[C]

Yes, you wanted to get it. Monet wanted to go in. To go in on a private jet.

[D]

You're a liar. See, and y' all the reason why he said he could have. See, he ain't say, I forgot. I forgot the first one. You know, the second one is a lie. That's why he said I probably forgot it. He was such a fucking nasty witch. You are a witch in this fucking good cape, Bobby. I had never any interest in a plane. There's not even of interest.

[C]

Mon hates the earth. Mon wanted to get a private jet. Not a big one, a little private jet.

[D]

He's such a liar. You did. No, I never said that.

[C]

So you want. So you don't want a private jet? No, you don't want a. I have a jet.

[D]

You don't want.

[C]

You don't want.

[D]

Okay, between us, one of us has flown private and you brag to all your friends about it. You were like, oh, yeah, I'm ahead of the gang of San Diego. So I had to fly y'.

[B]

All.

[D]

Bob is the Taylor Swift of the crack queen Bob chartered. And y' all the amount of fuels. Bob charted a private jet to go from San Diego to shoot and wear in Las Vegas.

[C]

I went from Burbank to LAX twice. Fun. Because I wanted to go. Because I wanted to go to Dave's Hot Chicken in Burbank instead. I didn't go to Burbank.

[E]

That's. That's a.

[C]

That's maybe a 10 minute flight. I went from.

[D]

He's not. He's not lying. Go ahead.

[C]

I went from Burbank to San Diego

[D]

to San Diego and then he's. And. But he stopped at LAX because Kennedy was around the area and it was easier to stop at LAX than.

[C]

That's a lie, Bob. That is a lie, Bob. That is a lie. I can call Kennedy right now. That is not what happened.

[D]

Of course you're going to cooperate. What you say?

[C]

I love when you can't say corroborate. Your eroticism is so fucking funny to me.

[D]

Kennedy is played by you. Do you think she's going to. She going to say what?

[C]

Say the truth, unprompted. You can call.

[B]

You.

[D]

You can call Kennedy.

[C]

My hands are not my number.

[D]

I deleted.

[C]

See, that's why y' all know Monet's lying about that fucking private jet she wanted. What ended up happening was I had a gig. I was doing Legendary, and I told Legendary, I said, I would love to

[D]

be able to do the.

[C]

To do Legendary, but I cannot do it because I have a gig at the Improv in San Diego. I would love to do it, but I have to go to San Diego. Thank you for the offer. This is fantastic. They said, no, we really, really want you to be a judge on Legendary. Please come through. In fact, if you do that, we will get you a flight from. From la, from Burbank to. I said, I don't have time to do the check in. They said, no worries. We will get you a private jet. I did not charter a private jet. Leiomy chartered me a private. Sean. Those two together now, it was. HBO was like, well, because we want you to do. Because we want you. Because they were so. Such a tight flight, such a tight turnaround. I left Set and then went to Burbank and then I think it was Burbank and then flew down to San Diego. I will say this. It was really. I'll tell you. I'll tell you about the experience when I get back. Cuz it was honestly insane. It was very gaggy.

[D]

So me, Bob the drag queen, the queen of luxury. So Bob the drag queen of luxury. Oh, that's gonna be your new name in my phone. Bob the drag queen of luxury.

[C]

Can I tell my story, please? So me and Monet. Not me and Monet. So me and Kennedy left set and we went to the airport. But it is like a private. It is very. It's like a private engine. Like, you don't. There's no tsa.

[E]

You.

[C]

You drive up to. You drive from the street onto the tarmac, and they just take your bags, put them on the plane, and you just walk onto. It was a very small plane, and I think it was like Kelly Clarkson's plane.

[D]

Why Kelly Clarkson? Why, why, why her?

[C]

I think you just could do what's available. I don't know. They just. Somehow they had access to Kelly Clarkson's jet. And we just got on the plane and it was just us two and the driver, and there's no toilet.

[D]

The driver.

[C]

The pilot, okay, bake house. The driver, okay, bakehouse. And then we just flew Straight from there. It was like, there's no. There's no toilet on it. And I had to use the restroom. So we ended up having a piss on the plane. So Kennedy had to distract the pilot while I peed in the Fiji bottle in the back of Kelly Clarkson's private jet.

[D]

I went to the truck. She was like, hey, so what?

[C]

I mean, I could reach out and touch the. I could, like, sit up and touch the driver. It was like. It was, like, that close. Maybe not that close.

[D]

The pilot.

[C]

The pilot. And then. So Kennedy was, like, asking, like, how far? Cause he could see us. We could see him. He could see us.

[D]

I mean, I'm sure. Girl. I'm sure. But, like, guys, I know. I'm sure this happened before, but I have to use the restroom really, really badly. I'm gonna pee in this bad in this bottle.

[C]

I didn't want to have a conversation, so I just had Kennedy ask him some questions while I peed in the Fiji bottle.

[D]

I mean, Patty.

[C]

Then I had to take the Fiji bottle off the plane and throw it and throw it away in the airport.

[D]

It's urine. Whatever.

[C]

No, I know, but, like, I didn't want to have a conversation, so I put it in. I put the Fiji bottle in my

[D]

backpack, and I heard what you done. I heard what fun kinky shit you and Jacob is into.

[C]

I don't think piss is that kinky, to be honest. I mean, Jacob and I are not piss queens, but I really don't think piss is. Piss is, like, the beginning of kink. Piss is, like. I would say maybe spanking and then pissing are, like, the earliest stages of kink.

[D]

Okay, I disagree. I'm like, you. You think kink is mild? You think piss is mild kink?

[C]

I really do. I really do.

[D]

Okay. I. I don't know what rocket ship you're on. I don't think that's mild.

[C]

I was the only kink that's, like, lighter than, like, piss play is, like, slapping, spitting, spanking, choking. I think piss is the beginning of where, like, kinksters, like, kinky, like, people who are like, kinksters. Piss is, like, the first step into being, like, a kinkster. And I would say the really intense ones are obviously, like, blood and poop and puke and what with blood.

[D]

What is it? You like seeing blood or you like being bled?

[C]

I mean, I'm not into that stuff, but I know people who have been into blood play, and they basically want to take a bloodbath

[D]

with, like, real blood.

[C]

Well, they just want Their whole.

[E]

They.

[C]

It's not all of them, but some of them want their bodies just, like, covered in blood.

[D]

But how do you get there?

[C]

By cutting yourself or cutting someone else?

[D]

Let's move on.

[C]

Silver King shaming.

[D]

No, I just. I. I could. That is a. That is a. A fair reaction to cutting yourself.

[C]

So shame is a fair reaction?

[D]

Yes. Correct. No, I mean, I shame you all the time. Is it not natural for us?

[C]

You shave? What?

[D]

Shame you all the time.

[C]

For you is natural? Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, for sure.

[E]

For you.

[C]

Trying to shame people for things is very on brand 100 Trey.

[D]

On brand Patty and I would have been. I don't remember what the situation was. He probably remembers.

[C]

Do you see my real freckle? Mona didn't talk about freckles a lot lately. Do you see my freckle?

[E]

No.

[D]

I mean, I can't see it through the camera.

[C]

It's on my nose.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Down here.

[C]

I have two. Yeah. One there. One there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Real freckles.

[D]

People keep saying. People ask me, monet, are your freckles fake? I'm like, I've had freckles for a very long time. I just. Now, y', all. I. I just stopped putting makeup on it. I used to be embarrassed. My freckles. I grew up being ridiculed for my freckles, so.

[C]

No.

[D]

You want.

[C]

You really want to be sza?

[D]

What? I'm embracing it.

[C]

You really want to be sza? You're taking the scissor thing to a new level.

[D]

I'm embracing it.

[C]

Did you grow up with a tv?

[D]

Did I grow up with a tv?

[C]

Did you have a TV growing up?

[D]

No.

[C]

You ever had a birthday cake?

[D]

Never. I think for a birthday. Like, recently, I had one for the first time. Like, my 32nd birthday, and he got me a cake.

[C]

You're. You're unwell. Talk about luxury. Raise your hands up.

[D]

What?

[C]

Since we're talking about luxury, show us your hands.

[D]

Some of my hands? For what?

[C]

We're talking about luxury. Show us your hands.

[D]

What does my hands do? Like, the palms of my hands just show.

[C]

Can you just show us your hands? Huh? Anyone see any luxury here? Do you see any luxury there, Monet?

[D]

Okay, why do my hands look almost as big as my head?

[C]

Okay, news. I've been telling you got big gorilla hands since I known you, and now you're shook and shattered.

[D]

Have you seen that clip of Cynthia Rivos? She's in a black dress. She's singing, which she has. But the camera's so far. The camera's far away, but she has her long nails on, so she's singing a bitch. Her hands look like so long. It's such. It's such a mind fuck to Z because she had those long.

[C]

Discuss the luxury that I was just referring to without me having to say it. I think your fans deserve to know.

[D]

We've talked about this like four times already. I have a card about luxury. I have a Cartier bracelet. Oh my God. Shut the fuck up.

[C]

Cartier bracelet. Jacob, can you do a little Googling for us, please?

[D]

You're also walking around with the Cartier of cards Bob just got, and y' all not even let me tell you something. And Bob, honey. Bob the drag queen.

[C]

Jacob, do some Googling.

[D]

Bob the drag queen don't go to the dealership, baby. Oh, no, no, no, no. Bob the drag queen gets his car's delivered to Carvana. Never in my gay black life have I seen a car delivered to someone on a flatbed.

[C]

It's carvana.

[D]

You had like a honey delivered to your home Elect a luxury car.

[C]

First of all, Alexis is not the car t of cars. Alexis is a high end Toyota. Woo.

[D]

Must be nice to say that. I wish I could say that about Alexis, people. Alexis is a piece of shit.

[C]

And yo, I didn't say that.

[E]

Yo.

[C]

I went to. I went to Carvana. Monet's acting like I had it delivered from like one of those celebrity car dealership places.

[D]

Not even see us.

[B]

We.

[D]

We don't know they had celebrity car dealership places, baby. We don't know that.

[C]

What are you putting on your. What other ridiculous thing you putting on your wrist?

[D]

Nothing, I'm just cleaning my. Scratching my hand.

[C]

No, you're not. Hold your hands up again. You are the worst liar I've ever met. Hold your hands up again, you lying ass bitch.

[D]

I was scratching my hand.

[C]

See? What is that thing?

[D]

It's a tennis bracelet.

[C]

Hey, can you be a little more

[D]

descriptive with the tennis bracelet you're wearing? It's a tennis bracelet. That's all. It's a tennis bracelet. Can you.

[C]

Can you describe it to those of us who aren't watching the podcast right now?

[D]

A tennis bracelet is the one you're wearing. It's a gold tennis bracelet with. It's just gold.

[C]

There's nothing else on it.

[D]

With diamonds on it.

[C]

How many?

[D]

I mean, I don't know how many roughly.

[C]

Oh, she's still counting.

[D]

I can't count all that.

[A]

A lot.

[D]

Can't even count it. It goes around. Yeah, even and around.

[C]

Monet has big wrists. Whoever's listening Imagine your. Imagine your thigh. That's Monet's wrist. You heard us. How big her big gorilla man hands are. Imagine putting a wrist on a bracelet on Donkey Kong. Yeah, about.

[D]

About as thick as your fucking neck, bitch. That's. Yes, you're right. That's how big my wrist is. Your white ass neck. Look how slim it's been. Slim for what? A donkey.

[C]

Jacob. Did you do any googling? Jacob?

[E]

Yeah, I did. I have, I have the prices here. It's kind of hard to tell because they come in a range of prices depending on materials used. The low end for the Cartier love bracelet, which I believe is the one she was wearing, is $7,000, but they can go up to $47,000 on what it is. I'm not 100% sure what model she

[C]

has on Sierra's balls in there somewhere.

[E]

It doesn't look like she has the $47,000 diamond plated one, but they're also like gold ones. So this looks like the rose Gold for 73,000. But I'm not 100% sure.

[D]

I don't wear rose gold.

[C]

And what. And I, I also just googled.

[E]

Okay, so then it's 11,000.

[D]

No, you. Oh, J. Wallen out. He.

[C]

I just googled the price of a, of a diamond tennis bracelet and this one from Saks Fifth Avenue is $52,000.

[D]

Okay, that's not what I have.

[C]

Okay, well, let's just keep looking. This one from lab grown diamonds is $10,250.

[D]

I don't have. I don't wear lab grown diamonds.

[E]

You.

[C]

You prefer conflict diamonds.

[D]

No, I'm saying that I don't, I don't. I don't have these. A. These are moissanite.

[C]

That's not moist tonight. You're lying.

[D]

Yes, it is moist tonight.

[C]

You're literally lying.

[D]

It's moist tonight.

[C]

You're literally lying. I know you're lying. You are literally lying, Bob.

[D]

These are moist tonight. Bitch.

[C]

You're lying. You are not telling the truth. Shame the devil and bear the truth.

[D]

And I'm doing a quick Google here. I know I saw the Lex. A quick Google that was outside the studio.

[C]

So.

[D]

For the measly, shitty Lexus, Bob said that is a shit car. The average price is $56,000.

[C]

That's not true, so.

[D]

Yes, it is.

[C]

That's not true. And then, so for all the out

[D]

there that Bob is like this car that I could just get.

[C]

I did not say car, but I will say this. First of all, my Lexus is used.

[D]

Okay?

[C]

I Drive a used Lexus. My car was not 50. So you're looking at the price of a brand new 2026.

[D]

This is used 2025.

[C]

Mine is not. Mine is not a 2025. Mine's a 2024.

[D]

What year is it?

[C]

2024. This is 2024.

[D]

Okay, knock on, knock off $5.

[C]

Then it's not $5. You're knocking off about, about $15,000.

[D]

Uh huh. And honey, and I know the price of that condo you bought, okay? And honey, and that was a few years ago, before she was touring with Madonna, before she was doing all the things. So I can imagine what you could afford.

[C]

Now you're being ridiculous. I've told this story on the podcast before, but here's for the new ones. One time, me and Trixie and Jinx were in P town and we were all atm because this bar was cash only. So Jinx was in front of us and this ATM printed out her receipt with her balance on it. And when it printed out, she left. But she left the receipt and then printed out as I walked up and then I grabbed it and I said, jinx, you left your receipt. You might want to hold onto this. But then Jinx was like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. And I was like, I'm not really thinking about what's on this piece of paper. I did look, I did look. I'll say that I did look, but I was like, I'm not really getting what's on this piece of paper. I'm just handing you this. And she goes, well, I do want to say that I do have more money than this. I have things wrapped up in investments. And of course I have other accounts as well. But also, I'm not saying this is a small amount of money. If in. This is al. This is, this is not a small amount of money. But it's also not all the money that I have. There. There is. And then of course there's property I have. I, you know, I own the home in Portland. And. But, but again, if you, if the amount that you have is, is. Is less than this. I'm not saying that this is the amount of money to be embarrassed by. It was, it was a, it was a. She was. By the way, me and Trixie were saying nothing. She was just on her own spiraling.

[E]

Very true.

[C]

I was like, girl, I'm trying to hand you a receipt.

[D]

Okay, tell, tell us, tell us how much it was on there.

[C]

I will not be doing that. That seems like it's none of my Business. Bob and I honestly, honestly don't remember.

[D]

We used to be a say their names podcast. You are. You have become a fucking. I genially don't remember.

[C]

It was somewhere between $5 and $47 million. Somewhere in that price range. What. What amount of money? Okay, let's play a game. You're standing behind RuPaul at the ATM. You're in the same jinx scenario. What amount of money are you expecting to see on the balance?

[D]

Like, okay, this is his checking account. Like, current, Like. Like presently available.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Today I'm thinking Liquid RuPaul. I'm expecting to see Liquid $14 million.

[C]

I will say this. Anyone listening? I am not a financial expert. Do not listen to me. Do not take this as financial advice, because I am not particularly financially literate. But I will say this. In general, you should not be having any more than six times your living expenses in the bank account at once.

[D]

Right?

[C]

So I don't know what RuPaul's living expenses would be, but I can't imagine it's $12 million a month or, or, or. Or divide that by six. And if there's no re. There is no reason to have $12 million in your bank account. In your checking account. There's no reason to have that.

[D]

She's a rich, rich girl. She probably has a lot of money, is probably an investment.

[C]

Sue, what does the Internet say RuPaul's net worth is?

[D]

Net worth online is always fucking RuPaul

[C]

net worth. According to this, RuPaul's. According to AI generated from Google, RuPaul's net worth is 60 million, although some sources suggest it is close as 80 million.

[D]

I mean, how much do you think RuPaul gets paid per episode of Drag Race? As the. As the talent and the ep. Like, if you have to make, like, a wild guess, maybe like somewhere between

[C]

half a million, $750,000 per episode. Huh?

[D]

Work.

[C]

Monet Exchange's net worth, according to Hafe Pro. Monet exchange income. Okay, I. Oh, I have. I have everything. I have all of your stuff here. According to Shaffee.

[D]

Who the fuck is Cheffy?

[C]

I know. Ha. According to Happy Pro. Happy Pro, Monet exchange income last month was between $17,406 and $23,906. From Instagram, Monet made between $11,000 and $16,000. From YouTube, she made between 5. Her estimated earnings by period are between 210,000 and 288,000. Weekly earnings, based on previous month, between 4 to 6K. And monthly, Monet earns anywhere between. Anywhere between 15 to $24,000 according to this.

[D]

Who the fuck is that?

[C]

I don't know. Is this is where on the streets.

[D]

Wait, doesn't have that for RuPaul.

[C]

You are down from December though.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Let's check James Charles.

[D]

Roy,

[C]

do you think you're making more than James Charles?

[D]

No. James Charles. No, there's no Rich. James Charles has like a super successful makeup brand. He. His videos get like millions of views a week. There's no.

[C]

I'm just saying, according to Haffy, you don't know. What happened is it was Happy right about you.

[D]

Do you want to.

[C]

Do you want to verify any of that?

[D]

Who the fuck is. Who the fuck is Happy?

[C]

It's a website I just found out about three seconds ago. Do you want to verify anything that Happy has claimed about you?

[D]

Happy is completely correct. Everything that he's supposed to is correct.

[C]

Okay, let's see. What is James Charles's net worth? James Charles is worth $12 million in 2019. And in 2020 he purchased a 7 million dollar mansion in Los Angeles. His estimated earnings per Post are about $53,000. And according to celebritynetworks.com, he's now at $22 million. Oh, according to celebrity net worth. Now do you believe, do you believe these things to be accurate?

[D]

Girl, all that shit is always wrong.

[C]

How do you know?

[D]

There's no way they don't know these things. They're just guessing. They have no idea.

[C]

Hmm. Interesting. Interesting.

[D]

What is it? What does it say about you?

[C]

You don't have Google in front of you and I gotta do everything. What's your contribution to this fucking podcast?

[D]

You don't want to look this shit up. Are you gonna look it up or no?

[C]

Besides harassing and annoying me, I will

[E]

say a lot of these websites use analytics based on like social media, Instagram and YouTube that don't take into account other things about the algorithm. Like, for example, Bob makes substantially less money on TikTok than other TikTok creators because he got people. Because you like to fight people on Instagram Live and you get blocked every other month, Jacob. So that message is, we can cut that. If that's too personal.

[C]

I'm being. I'm being silly.

[E]

But like, because of that, it is like online. No, we have a podcast that's been running for eight years. That's literally. That's the premise of the podcast.

[C]

That's because I'm on that.

[E]

Do we want to go back 30 minutes in this episode where you were

[C]

fighting, where she was fighting Me, I, I do not make a lot of money on Tick Tock. I think in my six years on tick tock, I think I've made $8,000 in six years.

[D]

Wow. A lot of people wish they made $8,000 in six Years, Bob.

[C]

I'm, I'm just saying is that's, that is way below the minimum wage. Significantly.

[D]

Significantly. So what, what is the most, what is the most luxurious thing you've ever purchased for yourself?

[C]

For myself, A car.

[D]

A car is the most luxurious thing.

[C]

Yeah, my Toyota. I don't own my Lexus. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm leasing it, but I, I bought the, the Toyota and that's probably, or my, or my apartment.

[D]

What to say your home, bitch.

[C]

I don't think my home is particularly luxurious. It's a nice apartment, but I wouldn't consider particularly. Like no one would say this is a luxurious. This is not, it's not. I'm not like a luxury.

[D]

I don't think no one would say that. I think that's my first day. No one would say that. I think that in where your home is in Los Angeles, that is luxurious. Bitch, you're in a condo. I mean, I'm gonna put your business out where you live. That is just because you don't have like marble floors and these like things like that. It's. You still have a luxurious apartment in a very nice place.

[C]

Well, it couldn't be listed as a luxury. You, you could never list my places as a luxury condo.

[B]

How?

[D]

You know, says who?

[C]

I used to work in real estate. You can't, you can list it like for example, a luxury condominium or a luxury condo refers to a high end residential property. That refers to upscale amenities, features and finishes. The property typically located in desirable areas and often blend elegance, convenience and comfort. Luxury condos often feature state of the art amenities, high end finishes and superior service catering to the high standards of the residents. So there are no, there are no services in my building. There is no gym, there is no doorman, there is an elevator that is, that is broken three months out of the year.

[D]

But you do have location and you have convenience.

[C]

Yeah, so, but I'm saying like, like when you list the things, there's something that you typically need for like, for it to be a tv, it has to have a screen. It has to be plugged in. It has to have this money. It's like, well, you have the screen, but it's still a phone.

[D]

No, but I don't think there's a There's. There's a difference between. I have a luxurious apartment as to a luxury condo. Those are two different things. A luxury condo is a type of like. Is like a. I do not live

[C]

in a luxury condo. I live. I live. I live in a. In a. In a. In a. In an. I live in a nice apartment in. In a nice condo in Hollywood, but I do not live in a luxury.

[D]

I think luxury building is a. Is a specific class, I think. But I think. I think. I think one could describe your apartment as luxurious. I think those are two different extension.

[C]

I think I would like to live in a luxury building. I think I would like to have a doorman. I feel like that would make me feel good because hunting down packages gets annoying. I would like to live in a building with a doorman. I've never lived in a building with a doorman, but I think I would very much like that, for sure.

[D]

Do you think money can buy you happiness?

[E]

No.

[D]

Do you? I think money can buy temporary happiness. I don't think it's a fix. Like, I don't think people who are really rich are. Besides, like, there's things that having a lot of money alleviates, right? Like, you know. You know where, like, your bill's gonna be paid and whatever, whatever, whatever. And I think what money can bring you is those quick joys of, oh, I can go down to Bergdorf Goodman and buy that new Louis Vuitton bag that just came out, or I can, like, and you purchase it and you're happy for a little bit, but it's not. You're not. It's having a, like, being able to do that doesn't keep you happy forever. It's like a temporary happy, and it's like a dopamine you're getting as opposed to, like, you know, money, quote, unquote, buying happiness.

[C]

I don't think that. I think that I make more money than most people, and I don't particularly. And I've also made less money than most people. And I do not feel happier now than I was before. I feel honestly kind of the same level of happy that I was before. I think that I saw a document a while back called, like, happy or happiness something, and they were essentially insinuating that, like, your level of happiness is kind of just where you are. Like, your level of happiness and joy is kind of who you are as a person. And it goes up and down with certain things. But, like, I also don't think that relationships can buy you or can give you happiness. I don't think that jobs can give you happiness. I don't think that that fitness can give you happiness. I think that a lot of these things combined can make your life happier. If. If that is your goal, if your goal is to be in a committed, loving relationship and to, you know, put on 20 pounds of muscle and to make, you know, $500,000 a year and to have your dream job or get the promotion you want, I think all of those things can have a great impact on how happy you are overall, like, as a whole. But I don't think any of those things can individually bring you happiness, specifically, like, make you a happy person.

[D]

Yeah. I think that people. I think that, again, the things that money can give you, like being able to pay your bills and give your kids money, lunch money for school, and the ease that money can give you sometimes is very lovely. Obviously, if you have more of it to go around and more of it at your disposable. At your disposable disposal. But as a notion of money having a lot of money equating to always being happy, no. I mean, I don't know anyone who's. I know people with a lot of money. I know people with not a lot of money. I don't know anyone who's happy all the time. Like, happiness ebbs and flows. Like, you're sometimes really happy, sometimes you're really sad. And I don't think having more of it or less of it is an indicator of which one you're gonna be.

[C]

I do think that my whole life, I have been an overall happy person. Like, my entire life, my. My overall mood is that I am a pretty happy person. I don't remember having too many points in my life where I was really, like, maybe a few. A few here and there, but I've never. But I also think that that has a lot to do with my brain chemistry as well, because I don't think that someone being depressed or being sad is necessarily because of their outlook on life. I think a lot of time that has to do with literally their brain chemistry as well.

[D]

I think I would say for the majority of my life.

[C]

Are you whispering?

[D]

No. Can y' all not hear me?

[C]

You just quieter than you were before. And I think your volume was because

[D]

I was yelling before, and I realized I was really angry.

[C]

Well, just your game.

[D]

You had me yelling, bitch. I was like.

[C]

You had no part in that, huh?

[D]

Yeah. Correct.

[C]

Interesting.

[D]

I think that for the majority of my life, I guess I've been happy, too. I think I definitely have moments of Depression and battling sadness with certain things in my life. But for. I would say, yeah, for the majority, I've been a happy person.

[C]

Were you a happy child?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know. Those journal entries sound like you was going through it.

[D]

For the most part, I think, I think. But again, I think there were moments of deep sadness and stuff like that. Your journal.

[C]

Listen to your journal. I used to think that. I don't know what I was like, what is this? This child was. He was having some. You were having these deep relationships. Like, you was go.

[D]

You was in.

[C]

You was in there, honey. You was like, it's coldest winter ever. Vibes.

[D]

I want. I wanted to be winter.

[C]

Were you a romantic? This is gonna sound crazy.

[D]

What was I.

[C]

What, What I'm about to say is gonna sound crazy, but just don't take it weird, okay? Were you a romantic child? Were you, like, a teenager who was, like, obsessed with, like, love and, like.

[D]

Yeah, I think I was. I really. As a kid or like, in, you know, and I think in, like, middle school or high school, everyone started, like, dating and, like, doing stuff. I was like. I wanted to. I wanted to know what that felt like so bad. I wanted to. I wanted to. I wanted to fall in love. I wanted a boyfriend. I wanted. I wanted. I wanted that really badly.

[C]

That just was not me in high school or middle school. I was just, like, really. Theater performing, wrestling, musicals, plays, going to the movies, playing outside

[D]

and. So when did you start. When did you start getting, like, romantic or sexual feelings?

[C]

I had sexual feelings. It wasn't romantic.

[D]

I mean. You're still not romantic.

[C]

Yeah, I'm still not terrible. I mean, I experienced romance, and I am in love, but I would not call myself a romantic. Would you call me a romantic, Jacob?

[E]

Not particularly.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So how do you show romance?

[C]

Jacob and I do things for each other. We tell each other we love each other. We show up for. We show up for each other when the other one needs it. And I. It's very clear to me that Jacob is in love with me. And it's very clear to me. I, I, I feel like he feels that in return as well.

[D]

So if you had a partner that, if you. I guess you wouldn't be partners with them because it wouldn't work. But let's say Jacob became, like, a really romantic person. He wanted, like, these, like, big, romantic, sweeping gestures. Do you think you could do that? Or you had to be like, this. This is the wrong. You want chicken fingers?

[C]

Well, what's the gesture?

[D]

I don't know. I don't.

[C]

I need an example. Like, big romantic.

[E]

When you proposed to me, I would like to. You know the Adele proposal where the man brought his girlfriend out blindfolded, and then Adele was there and she sang a song, and then he proposed? Yeah, I want that. I would like that. It has to be Adele.

[C]

I could try to make it happen. I mean, if Jacob wanted his favorite artist to be at the proposal, that would be fun for me to organize and do. And it would be happy to see Jacob's reaction to that.

[D]

And Jacob's the kind, like, cardi b. Like, sometimes for, like, Valentine's day, he wants to open the apartment. The doors to the apartment, and it's fucking three dozen bouquets of 12 long, some red roses, like, things like that.

[C]

I could do that as well. Yeah, that'd be really fun to do.

[D]

Okay, so if you had a partner that became romantic, you could.

[E]

You.

[D]

You can meet them at that.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

Work.

[C]

Are you romantic now?

[D]

Romantic?

[C]

Well, we don't have time to talk about it. Sorry, episode's over.

[D]

All right, see you later.

[C]

Next time. No, I'm kidding, dude. What's the big gesture that you, like? How do you. How do you. How do you. And how do you and Andy show that you're romantic?

[D]

Andy does a lot of very sweet things. Andy, like, will, like, go and get some of my favorite, like, desserts and things, run to the house when it's like, we'll do something like that. Mine is my.

[A]

Or.

[D]

Or. Because. Because, you know, this means a lot to me. I. Romance to me, is coming up and cleaning up.

[C]

Should we do an episode on romance and so we can really get into it?

[D]

Yeah, let's do that.

[C]

All right.