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Bob the Drag Queen
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Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change. And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we discuss how hot do you sleep?
Bob the Drag Queen
We talk about luxury.
Monet X Change
And we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is your head so black? And we find out what made Monique Nay say this.
Monet X Change
What fucking ridiculous observation are you making? What?
Bob the Drag Queen
We should address something up top.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's this ugly ass fucking hoodie you got on. What the fuck is that bullshit?
Bob the Drag Queen
This piece of trash bought it for me and I feel bad, so I wear it.
Monet X Change
Well, you should throw that in that bitch's face. That shit is hideous.
Bob the Drag Queen
Next time I see her, I'll throw it in her face immediately.
Monet X Change
But it's very common and we're gonna. I'm throwing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, throw it on ass.
Monet X Change
Throw it in her face.
Bob the Drag Queen
So anyway, so it's brought to our attention that booking.com is a banned company. Not banned, but, like, we're boycotting booking.com because of their stances. So we have dropped that sponsorship. So there probably a point in the future where you hear it mentioned or something back and forth. But we're working to edit those out and if one slips to the crack, let us know. But the ads are not being run anymore. And thanks for helping us look out, because the list. The list is long. There's a lot of stuff in this world that's. That. That is hard to catch.
Monet X Change
The list is very long.
Bob the Drag Queen
Almost everything there is to catch, though. I'll say that. Happy pride to her.
Monet X Change
Say it again.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said catching stuff. Happy pride. You know, because you're a. You're a. Huh.
Monet X Change
Anyway, so you are a slut, Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you saying you're not a slut?
Monet X Change
Ha ha. So anyway, we're not doing that don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ever try to act like I did not get the yuck yucks, honey.
Monet X Change
And we're gonna do our best as a company to look out as much as we can, but we appreciate when y' all like be like, hey, just so you know, but I will say y' all be going from 0 to 60. Apparently they had a Reddit thread. They were like, boycott these fucking braggedy black bald headed bitches. They don't just. The, the, the alerting us to canceling pipeline is like, it is express. Y' all be going in, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
The A train goes express 42nd street to 125. No stops in between.
Monet X Change
And the cancel train is expressed. The cancel train has literally no local stops. They're on fair to the Bronx instantly. I was like, can we get a minute to process and deal with it?
Bob the Drag Queen
No girls south bar to the Bronx. That's why the A train is called the A train in the boys, which you don't watch.
Monet X Change
Wait. I first of all do watch the boys and wait. He's called a train, cuz. Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because a train doesn't go. Because the A train.
Monet X Change
Oh. Cause it's fast.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Because it doesn't make local stops.
Monet X Change
Can I tell y' all, I know it is for our safety. I know it is to keep your things safe and make sure no one's hacking to your stuff. I am so over quad authentication. Like every time I log into a thing, I have to, I have to open my email, I have to answer a text, I have to answer a phone call. I'm like, nigga, I just want to open my Uber Eats. Why do I have to before a factor Authentic, authenticate. It's me. Also, I have said trust this device no less than 342 times. Trust the advice. I mean, trust the device. That shit drives me crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say this when it's my bank. I appreciate that.
Monet X Change
But when bank is fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
But when it's like my eharmony account, I'm good.
Monet X Change
I'm good. Like, it's fine.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm good on someone hacking my Pinterest.
Monet X Change
That shit drives me crazy. It drives me crazy. You know, this episode is in honor of my good girlfriends over at I've had it podcast. Shout out to Jennifer Welch and Plumps. They're everything had it. What? What are they? What what?
Bob the Drag Queen
They. They like just be like complain about stuff.
Monet X Change
The whole premise of the podcast is they open a podcast up and they throughout the podcast they list things that they've had it with and. But they're they mostly serve for political commentary. They're true. Very smart, very funny ladies. And they just.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've seen these ladies.
Monet X Change
They let them, they be letting these politicians have it. I love. I met them. I did. I did their podcast a few weeks ago in, in Oklahoma City. I'm obsessed with Jennifer Welch. I'm obsessed with pumps. Yeah. OkC. There's these two super liberal ladies in Oklahoma City that go up for, you know, using their whiteness to advocate for people of color, which is always, which is great.
Bob the Drag Queen
There you are. Monet X. Change on. Protect. Protect the voodoo dolls.
Monet X Change
Yes. Because, you know, you know there's, there's these people that have voodoo dolls of like Trump and Vance. And I'm like, oh, bitch, I want one Bob for Christmas. Can you give me a Vance voodoo doll?
Bob the Drag Queen
You want it authentic.
Monet X Change
Like with, with a lock of his hair or something?
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want it from a voodoo practitioner or do you want me just like make a, make a little effigy for you or do you want to.
Monet X Change
I want it from a voodoo practitioner who can put the voodoo in it so I can do things to it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't know much about that kind of stuff, but I could look into trying to find a voodoo practitioner and see if they would be comfortable making you a voodoo doll. But I feel like, feel like they'll be like, you, you need a ch. I don't actually, I don't know. I don't know much about voodoo or hoodoo.
Monet X Change
Okay. So that's my request. Do you want to give me a request you have for sending over Christmas and I can fulfill that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I also might not do it because you, you and I have a, a, a, a, A very loose rule about gifts. So.
Monet X Change
Yeah, loose be the operative word. Loose, like your booty hole. Another thing I've, another thing I've had it with is people not, not reciprocating generosity.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean?
Monet X Change
Well, not generosity. Okay, so I'm going to try to be vague. I have someone that I pay for a service. Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Here's a question real quick.
Monet X Change
What, What, what, what fucking ridiculous observation are you making? What.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is your head so black and your face is like, your head got tan, but your face is not.
Monet X Change
You can't just ask black people why their heads are black.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like the top of your head is not the color of your face.
Monet X Change
Well, my face is always a little lighter because I, I put sunblock every day, but I don't put sunblock. My whole head, but I put sunblock every day.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it is Showing that you don't put sunblock on your head, honey.
Monet X Change
Because it's called a natural highlight. It's called a high light. High light.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you need to start putting sunblock on top of your head.
Monet X Change
Also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bald people should definitely be putting sunblock on their head. 100% sure.
Monet X Change
I just don't do it. I mean, I was. I was on a boat. Me. Me and Naomi were on a boat for fucking three days. And, girl, Naomi is incapable of feeling heat. This bitch. We are on the sun deck of a boat. And, Bob, it is no less than 95 degrees. Okay, bitch. I have a. I have a thought, and I am sweating. Naomi's like, ugh, it's not hot enough. She's like, it's so. Like, it's a little cold, right? I was like, naomi, cold.
Bob the Drag Queen
When Amy shakes and shivers, she does. You remember when RuPaul called out naming for shaking on TV?
Monet X Change
Yes, I remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like, why are you shaking? She was like, I just shake.
Monet X Change
I just shake Patty's white ass. Redheaded ass. Because have you seen this whole thing about how redheads are black people? Have you seen this?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't get it.
Monet X Change
I don't get it either.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't get it.
Monet X Change
I don't get it either. Anyway, Patty's like, white behind. You know, Patty is a black behind.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's black, redheaded, black.
Monet X Change
He's a very white person. Girl, Patty was. Patty came on and laid out for two minutes. He was like, ugh, God, I'm burning.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's hot.
Monet X Change
I was like, I know. I feel like that, too. Naomi's like, it's not hot enough. She's. She's like, can somebody please turn it up? I was like, who's someone. Jesus.
Bob the Drag Queen
I personally love the heat as well. I really like being in hot. I really like being in hot places. I am more comfortable when it is warm. I'm comfortable when it's hot, and I am uncomfortable when it's slightly cold.
Monet X Change
Um, I like it. Okay. What temperature do you sleep at? What temperature do you put the thermostat to sleep?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it. It doesn't really say because my. The room I sleep in is hotter than the room Jacob sleeps in. I think the air conditioner doesn't work as well in the room that I sleep in. Um, but when Jacob's not home, I set it to 72 or 73 to sleep. Mm.
Monet X Change
And. Okay, you have that, and you're also under the covers. Yeah, that's too. That's too hot to sleep.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you put it at.
Monet X Change
To sleep? I sleep at 68. But also I realized I had. I was using for the. Which I guess that's. I never thought about it being an adult, but I had winter comforters all year round. And I. And so I was like, why? Because sometimes I wake up with like cold sweat or sweat sweating in my sleep. I'm like, why am I sweating? And I realized, bitch, I've been using heat. I've been using heated. Heated, not heated winter comforters. So. But because we live in LA LA never really gets like. You're not in New York, where it's sometimes below 20. Like, you don't need a winter comforter in L. A. So now I've transitioned to having a summer comforter. And it's way better. Way better.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I just have one comforter.
Monet X Change
That I use summer or winter.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. It's not particularly heavy. It's not like a very heavy comforter. But I just sleep under that comforter all year long until I get a new comforter. But I will keep a comforter for a very long time.
Monet X Change
I do too. I just got rid of my old one from New York.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. My comforter's last meet. I think I still have my New York comforter.
Monet X Change
Well, I tried being a duvet girl for a while. When you wash your fucking sheets, I have to put a fucking thing back on the duvet. It is. There is no easy way to do it. So, yeah, I know the thing, how you put it, you hold inside out and you flip it. But that's still annoying. A comforter. Just fucking put it in a washer, you take it out and it's good to go. You don't have to put anything in anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I have a duvet. Well, so when Jacob and I were sleeping in the same room, we. There. Jacob has a duvet cover on his bed. And I do not. I don't. I don't mind a duvet. I do not like putting a duvet on. And there was a period of time where on you.
Monet X Change
Or like putting on the.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like putting duvet onto the. Onto the comforter.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
There was a period of time where. Where. I don't know. It was a period of time, but there was one time specifically where Jacob put the duvet on, but it wasn't like hooked in. And then the whole comforter was just at the bottom of the duvet. Like. Like the whole. The entire comforter had just gathered at the bottom of the duvet cover.
Monet X Change
I.
Bob the Drag Queen
I Found very, very annoying. But I also don't. I don't wash my own duvet. The lady who does the cleaning, she comes in, like, once a week and she'll wash them like, every.
Monet X Change
Oh, you have. You have a cleaner?
Bob the Drag Queen
A cleaning lady? Yeah, a cleaning lady.
Monet X Change
Okay. How long have you had a cleaning lady?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe four years, maybe.
Monet X Change
Nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
You had a cleaning lady since you lived in New York?
Monet X Change
1% Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
You had a clean lady since you had a cleaning. Always Lady. Pre Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Remember the Rapp. What was her name again?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. Cardi. Belka. Belka something. Belka Lee Bell.
Monet X Change
Cardi. You think about Cardi B. Yeah, Cardi.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, it was. Oh, that was Cardi B. Oh, my God, the boss.
Monet X Change
Be ridiculous. First of all, I don't think Cardi B ever cleaned houses.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I was doing a bit that she was a rapper and I was doing a bit that your. Your former clean lady is now a famous rapper. Thanks for keeping up.
Monet X Change
I get what you're doing. I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, you didn't get it actually, but it's fine. Go ahead, continue.
Monet X Change
I did. I don't think you would have questioned.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you got it. Continue.
Monet X Change
Her name is, like Murder. Or it was like, something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, guys, get ready. Murder's coming to clean the house. Murder Styles will be here to tidy up soon.
Monet X Change
Oh, I forgot I had the rapper, the rapping lady. That was weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I didn't get a cleaning lady until. And Jacob hired. Jacob pays her and hires her. I had never considered having a cleaner, but Jacob hired this lovely lady to.
Monet X Change
Come clean and thank God y' all did.
Bob the Drag Queen
What does that mean?
Monet X Change
You know what it means. So I. Hi. So, okay, I guess you say, I don't think he'll listen to this podcast. So I have.
Bob the Drag Queen
They'll send him the clip. Go ahead.
Monet X Change
I have a gardener because I have, like, plants and stuff to keep up around the house and landscaping stuff. So I got a bill for the month of May, and it included the. They come on Mondays and they had a Monday off because there was a. It was Memorial Day. Yeah, Memorial Day this month. And then. So he sent the thing. I was like, okay. I was like, you have the money for Memorial Day off on there? He's like, oh, well, my clients know that if it rains heavy or it's a holiday, we don't come. I was like, okay, that's fine. I just wanna make sure that that's reciprocated. Cause, like, the other day I had, like, two plants that I bought for inside and to Repot them. And he's like, oh, that's gonna be $70. And I was like, $7 to repot the plants. I was like, okay. So I'm like, if you want me to pay you on holidays or days of the rain, you don't come, which is fine. I would just like that generosity reciprocated if I needed something simple like a plant repotted well. Is that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a question.
Monet X Change
Is that a crazy request?
Bob the Drag Queen
So if it's a holiday or it rains, or it rains, you pay him and he does not come correct. Why?
Monet X Change
Because I think it's just like, you know, because they have Mondays throughout the day and I guess because some months you also have more Mondays than like. Like some. Some months you have five Mondays as opposed to four. You know, So I think maybe balances out either. Either way.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't particularly understand that. I understand maybe a heavy rain day or maybe a deposit. No, I actually don't get it. If you're not working while you're getting paid, I don't get it. I don't understand why you're getting paid if you're not working. I genuinely don't understand it. It doesn't make any sense to me.
Monet X Change
I think out of the. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, I think we have, for every day of the week we have 52 of them. Right. Because we have 52 weeks out of the year.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
So I think for some months. For some months. Like, I think one of the longer months is August. You have five Mondays, but in like, in other ones you have maybe four or three, depending on how it falls. So I think over a year it averages out. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
I think it averages out. We have 52 weeks a year, which means I think we have 52 of every day a year. So some months they're more and, and less. So when in. In a month where he's five Monday, we have 52.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think 365 is divisible by seven or close to.
Monet X Change
Wait, well, why you do that? So on the months that, on I, I know that some months we at least have five Mondays and sometimes we have four Mondays and the other days. So on those days I don't pay him more when there are five Mondays, I don't pay him less when there are. You know what I'm saying?
Bob the Drag Queen
I already did it.
Monet X Change
Jay. It is 52.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's 52.1. Do you not see the points?
Monet X Change
Bitch, I know 52.1, but that averages out to 50.1. That's very close to 52. So maybe there may be an extra Sunday or an extra fucking one of these days. I don't fucking know. But I think so on, on months where I have more Mondays, I don't pay him more. On a month where they're. I don't pay him less. Like it's the same thing through it. So that's why I think, I just.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don'T understand why you're not paying per visit.
Monet X Change
Because, like. Cause he's built, he's. I, I work with him every month. So I think it just average. I think it averages out to be the same thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's why I just don't get it. I'm not a gardener, though. I mean, if it rains, though if.
Monet X Change
It was to rain, like, let's say it rained. Remember that in LA when it rained for like three weeks, I was like, that will be crazy if you don't come for three weeks. I'm not paying you whatever means like randomly one Monday. And like. But again. But if you reciprocate by repotting plants, doing the fertilizer instead of like billing me extra for those. That feels fair that I look out for you to pay the same every month as opposed to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't pay the cleaning lady. Jacob plays the cleaning lady. So Jacob does when she comes over like, if there's a day where we're not there, do we still pay her? Do you still pay her?
C
What do you mean, a day when we're not there?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, is. If she's not coming for some reason. Like. Like, how does that work out? How. What's your deal with her?
C
Yeah, we. We don't usually. She finds a way. I mean, that doesn't happen often either. She. I think there's been like. Like, you know, like, should we. We give holidays off? And I think we just move. Like, she's like, hey, Wednesday doesn't. Isn't a good day for me because can we. Can I come Tuesday or Thursday and then we reschedule her?
Bob the Drag Queen
So you have. So you've never paid her for addition and work?
Monet X Change
Yeah, no, I. I don't do that for my cleaning person either. When. When he. He. Only. He only pay. He only gets paid. He only gets paid when he comes. But my pool guy and my landscaping guy, they're like, I pay them monthly. And that happened with the pool guy in. In some months.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just don't get it. It doesn't make sense to me that I. I don't get.
Monet X Change
I think in February there was like, a day that was.
Bob the Drag Queen
I imagine you'd be paid per visit. I. I do know it sounds like you're living a very luxurious lifestyle. You sound like the. The upper crust, nigga, You.
Monet X Change
The upper crust. You have. Anyway, you're not gonna get into that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have what? No, no, I have what I want you. I want you to get into it so you can. So you can. So I can watch your entire argument dissolve around you.
Monet X Change
Dissolve around me. Nigga, you have the clean lady. You just bought you a luxury vehicle. You have your studio space that you. That is. And I know what the bill for that is. And your condo. I do know.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't know.
Monet X Change
I do know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I want to point out one thing. This is a professional workspace. So this is giving back to me because it is my professional workspace that I use. So I think that giving back to you.
Monet X Change
Lining your pockets.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think that having an office is not necessarily like some, like, sign of luxury. It is a. It is a professional studio. That's like. That's like saying, oh, you're a baker. Oh, you. You have a bakery.
Monet X Change
You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have a bakery. You luxury bitch.
Monet X Change
Yes, I've. I'm sure a lot of bakers will like to have their own fucking bake house or.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not a bakery. Not a bakery. Bake house is crazy. Bake house is crazy. It's called a bakery.
Monet X Change
A bakery. Or as we call it, it's called a paraderia.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think a lot of bakers do have bakeries.
Monet X Change
I didn't say that they own. That they bought.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say everywhere. I don't own this place. I'm renting this studio. I don't own this studio that they rent.
Monet X Change
That's 400. That's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not every baker does, but a lot of bakers do. There's bakeries I can Google right now. There's bakeries all over this fucking town.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but you see. But I would reckon there are way more bakers than bakers that rent their own space.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said a lot of bakers.
Monet X Change
A lot. Okay, what is. What hairs are you splitting between a lot?
Bob the Drag Queen
The difference between most and a lot means there means a lot.
Monet X Change
Explain to me. Tell me, what is it?
Bob the Drag Queen
For example, there are a lot of people at Sofi Stadium. Most people aren't at Sofi Stadium. There are a lot of. Well, hold on. There are a lot of people at Sofi Stadium. Most people are not at Sofi Stadium.
Monet X Change
So give me numbers to what you're outlining. What is. What difference between. Are you making between a lot and most?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think that the world is short on bakeries. So. But I think even though. Even though a lot of people have seen centers. Most people haven't. But a lot of people have seen centers.
Monet X Change
But I would say. But I would say not a lot of bakers rent their own thing. I think that. I think you're making a bitch. The amount of bakers in the world are probably looking at.
Bob the Drag Queen
Again, I want to be clear. I'm not talking about a percentage. I'm saying there are a lot of bakeries. All I'm saying is I don't think the world is short on bakeries.
Monet X Change
And I don't think. But I think that the world is short on a lot of bakers. Owning. I mean, renting or owning a place that they bake out of.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not a conversation I'm having. You're having the argument with yourself.
Monet X Change
No, I am having. I'm having the argument with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Well, I'm not arguing that point. So I don't know what you're arguing. I'm not saying.
Monet X Change
No, you are saying you said a lot of bakers rent or own a place that they make. And I said I don't think that's true.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said a lot of bakers have bakeries.
Monet X Change
And I. Okay, we're gonna move on. Because this is true.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are we short on bakeries?
Monet X Change
Jacob. Jacob is probably. Is probably. I can see Jacob just.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not doing. Jacob's not shy. Jacob wanted to. If Jacob wanted to roll his little twink fingers.
Monet X Change
I am. I am. I don't want to move on and.
Bob the Drag Queen
Admit that you lost. That's what you did. You just.
Monet X Change
I lose.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shit. Move on.
Monet X Change
I am moving on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, move on. Move on, bitch. Move on.
Monet X Change
Anyways.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, cooking.
Monet X Change
So would you pay your gardener like that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I wouldn't have a gardener.
Monet X Change
You wouldn't have a gardener?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think so. Work. Well, I don't want a garden. I also keep thinking about do I want to live in a house? And I don't think I want to live in a house. I mean, I might one day maybe end up living in a house, but I don't think it speaks to me. So if I ended up. If I ended up with a gardener for some reason, I would probably. And I. And I certainly don't have the skill set to garden my own home. I have not mowed a yard, my God, since I was in like maybe fifth grade. Maybe fifth grade.
Monet X Change
You used to mow the lawn, your own lawn in fifth grade?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
What. What did Justin do?
Bob the Drag Queen
Justin's allergic. Justin was allergic to grass.
Monet X Change
Oh my God. Y' all soft ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I mowed the. Mowed the yard at 5.
Monet X Change
Well, you were. What'd you say you were? You were 7 2.
Bob the Drag Queen
I started mowing the grass when I was in third grade. Nine years old.
Monet X Change
Sounds. That's like a very dangerous activity for. Not for a third grader.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. It's pretty. It's pretty. I remember. Yeah, it's probably dangerous. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Have you seen Final Destination? The new one?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I haven't seen since like maybe one or maybe two.
Monet X Change
This new one was actually very good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've heard good things about it. The billboards look really fun around la. But I want to go back into this whole thing of me being some. Cause you have a gardener, you have a housekeeper, you have a pool boy who I see what you make him wear.
Monet X Change
Uh huh. And that's my choice. He chose to wear that thong, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have. You have your traveling assistant, you have your assistant who sits at home. You have your pet groomer. You have your dog walker.
Monet X Change
Don't have a dog walker or pet groomer.
Bob the Drag Queen
So no one's ever walked your dog besides you and Andy?
Monet X Change
Correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
No one's ever walked your dog besides you and Andy?
Monet X Change
Yes. And you know that and also, that is not my dog. Potato is not my dog. That is not my dog.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have the people who watch your cat when you're out of town.
Monet X Change
I am. I. I am. I am a step parent.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have your. You have your. You have your. Your. Your kennel, your kenneler.
Monet X Change
My kennel.
Bob the Drag Queen
The kennel. Do you not put Colleen in the kennel when you leave town?
Monet X Change
Cats see he's hugging her in drawer. Cats don't. Cats don't stay in kennels. Dogs stay in kennels.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the place. The pet hotel. You have your pet hotel.
Monet X Change
I don't have a pet hotel. I have a friend that watches. Her name is Aiko.
Bob the Drag Queen
And you pay her?
Monet X Change
I don't pay her.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you believe in free labor?
Monet X Change
She doesn't want to be paid. She does it. Cause she.
Bob the Drag Queen
We need her on the podcast. We need her. We need Julieta. We need the gardener. We need the gardener. We need the pool boy. And what about also years ago? I will never forget this day.
Monet X Change
What.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. Two things you said to me that were like. That. I was like, you are the 1%, and I will never forget you saying these things. I will never forget you saying these things. Monet. Pitch to me when we were living in New York City that we should have a private driver.
Monet X Change
Okay, Here is why y' all, Bob and I, we on our own. Each of us will go back and forth to do. Don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't go back.
Monet X Change
I know your schedule.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't try to watch my pockets, bitch. Watch your phone pockets.
Monet X Change
We're back and forth to JFK. At least, like, round trip. At least three, sometimes four times a week, right? A round trip to JFK is roughly, give or take, $300. Cause we're. Cause we have a lot of suitcases.
Bob the Drag Queen
Our assistance, she calls the Uber black suv.
Monet X Change
Oh, we have. We. We each. We each. We each. We're each traveling with minimum four suitcases. Two assistants. It's just easier to do in Excel, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Two assistants is crazy.
Monet X Change
No, I said two suitcases, nigga. Open your ears.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said two assistants.
Monet X Change
Open your ears.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jay, can you loop back when they say two assistants?
C
You did say two assistants.
Monet X Change
Oh, well, two suitcases. Sorry. Two suitcases are an assistant. Right? So it's two of us anyway, either. So that's about $300. So 300 for myself alone. Four times a week. That's $1,200. Five times a week.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gigs, Bob.
Monet X Change
Four times a week. It will make sense to. Instead of lining. Because what I found out, Uber is highway Robbery. They what? They charge you for what? The driver getting paid is crazy. So instead of paying Uber all this money, we could hire someone, someone in New York City and pay them a chauffeur. A chauffeur and pay them that $2,400 a week. Yo, 21. 24 times 4 is what 24 is. 70 is 72 was 96. That's almost $10,000 a week. We could be paying a month. We could be paying a person as opposed to paying Uber. Because Bob believes in big business and capitalism. That's why he's like, no, I want to line Uber's pockets.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet said, hire a chauffeur monster. And then one time monetary. Is she gonna forget she said this? But I will never forget this day. She only brought it up once. Monet wanted to get a plane.
Monet X Change
No, I did not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, she did.
Monet X Change
Such a liar.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, Monet wanted to go in. To go in on a private jet.
Monet X Change
You're a liar. See, and y' all the reason why. He said he could have. See, he ain't say I for. I forgot the first one. You know, the second one is a lie. That's why he said I probably forgot it. He was such a nasty witch. You are a witch. It was fucking good, Cape Bobby. I had never any interest in a plane. There's not even of interest.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mon hates the Earth. Mon wanted to get a private jet. Not a big one, a little private jet.
Monet X Change
He's such a liar.
Bob the Drag Queen
You do.
Monet X Change
I never said that.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you want. So you don't want a private jet?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't want a. I have a jet. You don't want.
Monet X Change
You don't want. Okay, between us, one of us has flown private and you brag to all your friends about it. You were like, oh, yeah, I'm ahead of the gang in San Diego. So I had to fly y' all. Bob is the Taylor Swift of the crack queen Bob chartered. And y' all the amount of fuels. Bob charted a private jet to go from San Diego to shoot and wear in Las Vegas.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went from Burbank to LAX twice for fun. Because I wanted to go. Because I wanted to go to the Dave's Hot Chicken in Burbank instead. I didn't go to Burbank. That's. That's a. That's maybe a 10 minute flight. I went from.
Monet X Change
He's not. He's not lying. Go ahead.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went from Burbank to San Diego.
Monet X Change
To San Diego. And then he's. But he stopped at lax. Cause Kennedy was around the area. And it was easier to stop at LAX than.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a lie, Bob. That is a lie, Bob. That is a lie, Bob. I can call Kennedy right now. That is not what happened.
Monet X Change
Of course you're going to cooperate. What you say?
Bob the Drag Queen
I love when you can't say corroborate. Your eroticism is so fucking funny to me.
Monet X Change
Kennedy is played by you. Do you think she going to say the truth unprompted?
Bob the Drag Queen
You can call Kennedy. My hands are. I'm not.
Monet X Change
My number. I deleted it.
Bob the Drag Queen
See, that's why y' all know Monet's lying about that fucking private jet she wanted. What ended up happening was I had a gig. I was doing Legendary. And I told Legendary. I said, I would love to be able to do the. To do Legendary, but I cannot do it because I have a gig at the Improv in San Diego. I would love to do it, but I have to go to San Diego. Thank you for the offer. This is fantastic. They said, no, we really, really want you to be a judge on Legendary. Please come through. In fact, if you do, we will get you a flight from Burbank to. I said, I don't have time to do the check in. They said, no worries. We will get you a private jet. I did not charge her a private jet. Leiomy chartered me a private. And Daeshun. Those two together. No, it was HBO was like, well, because we want you to do. Because we want you. Because they were such a tight flight, such a tight turnaround. I left set and then went to Burbank. And then I think it was Burbank and then flew down to San Diego. I will say this. It was really. I'll tell you. I'll tell you about the experience when I get back because it was honestly insane. It was very gaggy. This episode of sibling rivalry is brought to you by booking.com booking. Yeah. Over the last quarter of a century, booking.com has helped more than 1 1.8 billion vacation rental guests find their home away from home. From downtown hotels to cozy cabins in the woods, booking.com has the perfect summer stay for absolutely anyone. Even that one friend who travels with their own pillow and backup pillow. Whether you're booking for yourself, you're a sleep light rise, early mom, or your high maintenance group chat that somehow agreed on that one weekend, you can find exactly what you're looking for on booking.com. when I book a place, I have two priorities. Lighting and silence. I need a window that lets in the golden hour glow for selfies, and walls thick Enough to muffle my snooze button symphony. Bonus points if there's a mirror taller than me and a couch that looks like it was curated for a lifestyle blog. If I can find my perfect stay on booking.com, anyone can find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com, booking. Yeah. Book today on the site or in the app. Booking.com, booking. Yeah. All right, let's be real. I've had more business ideas than I can count. I come up with new ideas every single day. I was literally just telling a friend about a wild side hustle concept that I had the other day. Press on nails that you can use on your phone like a stylus. I'm still gonna do it. Trademark, trademark. You can't steal that now. Normally I get all excited and then I hit the wall trying to build a website or until I find Wix.com but Wix.com is fantastic. Wix.com is kind of like chatgpt of web browsers. I answered a few like about my idea and then boom. Wix AI built a stunning functional site that looked like I hired a designer. I'm not even exaggerating. And if you're more of like I need options type. Wix has over 2000 templates you can start from and totally customizable. The interface is super intuitive, it's all drag and drop and the built in tools are next level. Whether you're trying to sell products, book appointments or just show off your portfolio, WIX has all the features baked into it. No extra add ons or complicated installs. And honestly, WIX has been in the game for almost 20 years. They know exactly what they're doing when it comes to helping you build and grow your site. Ready to create your own website? Go to wix.com that's wix.com to start building your website today. Thanks to Wix for sponsoring our show. This message is brought to you by Abercrombie and Fitch. I've been ready for summer for a while and now it's finally time for summer outfits. With a trip coming up. The A and F Vacation Shop has me covered. Abercrombie really knows how to do a lightweight outfit. Their tee, these sweater polos and linen blend shorts never miss. I wear Abercrombie denim year round. Their shorts are no different and have the comfort I need for summer. Prep for your next trip with the A F Vacation Shop. Get their newest arrivals in store, online and in the app.
Monet X Change
So me, Bob the drag Queen, the queen of Luxury. So I'm the drag queen of luxury. Oh, that's gonna be your new name on my phone, Bob. The drag queen of luxury.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I tell my story, please? So me and Monet. Not me and Monet. So me and Kennedy left set, and we went to the airport. But it is, like a private. It is very. It's like a private engine. Like, you don't. There's no tsa. You. You drive up to. You drive from the street onto the tarmac, and they just take your bags, put them on the plane, and you just walk onto. It was a very small plane, and I think it was, like, Kelly Clarkson's plane.
Monet X Change
Why Kelly Clarkson? Why? Why. Why her?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you just could do what's available. I don't know. They just somehow they had access to Kelly Clarkson's jet. And we just got on the plane, and it was just us two and the driver, and there's no toilet.
Monet X Change
The driver.
Bob the Drag Queen
The toilet. Okay, bake house. The driver, okay, bakehouse. And then we just flew straight from there. It was like, there's no. There's no toilet on it. And I had to use the restroom. So we ended up having a piss on the plane. So Kennedy had to distract the pilot while I peed in a Fiji bottle in the back of Kelly Clarkson's private Jeep.
Monet X Change
I go to the truck. She was like, hey, so what.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I could reach out and touch the. I could, like, sit up and touch the driver. It was, like. It was like, that close. Maybe not that close.
Monet X Change
The pilot.
Bob the Drag Queen
The pilot. And then. So Kennedy was, like, asking, like, how far? Cause he could see us. We could see him. He could see us.
Monet X Change
I mean, I'm sure. Girl, I'm sure to be like, guys, I know. I'm sure this happened before, but I have to use the restroom really, really bad. Badly. I'm gonna pee in this bad in this bottle.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't want to have a conversation, so I just had Kennedy ask him some questions while I peed in the. In the. In the Fiji bottle.
Monet X Change
I mean, Patty and I had to.
Bob the Drag Queen
Take the Fiji bottle off the plane and throw it and throw it away in the airport.
Monet X Change
It's urine. Whatever.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I know, but, like, I didn't want to have a conversation, so I put it in. I put the Fiji bottle in my.
Monet X Change
Backpack, and I heard what you done. I heard what kinky shit you and Jacob was into.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think piss is that kinky, to be honest. I mean, Jacob and I are not piss queens, but I really don't think Pisses. Piss is, like, the beginning of kink. Piss is, like, I would say maybe spanking and then pissing are, like, the earliest stages of kink.
Monet X Change
Okay, I disagree. I'm like, you. You think kink is mild? You think piss is mild kink?
Bob the Drag Queen
I really do. I really do.
Monet X Change
Okay. I don't know what rocket ship you're on. I don't think that's mild.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was the only kink that's, like, lighter than, like, piss play is, like, slapping, spitting, spanking, choking. I think piss is the beginning of where, like, kinksters, like, kinky, like, people who are like, kinksters. Piss is, like, the first step into being, like, a kinkster. And I would say the really intense ones are obviously like, blood and poop and puke and. And what would blood.
Monet X Change
What is it? You like seeing blood or you like being bled?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I'm not into that stuff, but I am. I know people who have been into blood play, and they basically want to take a blood bath.
Monet X Change
With, like, real blood.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, they just want their whole. They. It's not all of them, but some of them want their bodies just, like, covered in blood.
Monet X Change
But how do you get there?
Bob the Drag Queen
By cutting yourself or cutting someone else?
Monet X Change
Let's move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Silver King shaming.
Monet X Change
No, I just. I. I could. That is a. That is a. A fair reaction to cutting yourself.
Bob the Drag Queen
So shame is a fair reaction?
Monet X Change
Yes. Correct. No, I mean, I. I. I shame you all the time. Is it not natural for us?
Bob the Drag Queen
You shave? What?
Monet X Change
Shame you all the time?
Bob the Drag Queen
For you, it's natural. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
For you. Trying to shame people for things is very on brand.
Monet X Change
100 trey on brand. Patty and I would. I don't remember what the situation was. He probably remembers.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you see my real freckle? Monies talk about freckles a lot lately. Do you see my freckle?
Monet X Change
No. I mean, I can't see through the camera.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's on my nose.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Down here.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have two. Yeah. One there and one there.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Real freckles.
Monet X Change
People keep saying. People ask me, when are your freckles fake? I'm like, I've had freckles for a very long time. I just. Now, y' all, I. I just stopped putting makeup on it. I used to be embarrassed by my freckles. I grew up being ridiculed for my freckles.
Bob the Drag Queen
You really want to be sza?
Monet X Change
What? I'm embracing it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You really want to be sza? You're taking the SZA thing to a new level.
Monet X Change
I'm embracing It.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you grow up with a tv?
Monet X Change
Did I grow up with a tv?
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you have a TV growing up?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You ever had a birthday cake?
Monet X Change
Never. I think for a birthday. Like recently I had one for the first time. My 32nd birthday and he got me a cake.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're. You're unwell. Talk about luxury. Raise your hands up.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Since we're talking about luxury, show us your hands.
Monet X Change
To put my hands for what?
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about luxury. Show us your hands.
Monet X Change
What? What does my hands do? Like. Like my. The palms of my hands.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just show. Can you just show us your hands?
Monet X Change
Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyone see any luxury here? Do you see any luxury there, Monae?
Monet X Change
Okay, why do my hands look almost as big as my head?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ok, news I've been telling you got big gorilla hands since I known you, and now you're shook and shattered.
Monet X Change
Have you seen that clip of Cynthia Rivos? She's in a black dress, she's singing, which she has, but the camera's so far. Her camera's far away, but she has her long nails on. So she's singing and bitch, her hands look like so long. It's such a mind fuck to see because she has those long hauls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you discuss the luxury that I was just referring to without me having to say it?
Monet X Change
Because I have.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fans deserve to know.
Monet X Change
We've talked about this like four times already. Everyone knows I have a card.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the episode about luxury.
Monet X Change
I have a Cartier bracelet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Shut the fuck up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cartier bracelet. Jacob, can you do a little Googling for us, please?
Monet X Change
You're also walking around with the Cartier of cards Bob just got, and y' all not even. Let me tell you something. And Bob, honey. Bob the drag queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, do some Googling.
Monet X Change
Bob the drag queen don't go to the dealership, baby. Oh, no, no, no, no. Bob the drag queen gets his car's delivered to Carvana. Never in my gay black life have I seen a car delivered to someone on a flatbed.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's Carvana.
Monet X Change
You had like a honey delivered to your home, Alex. A luxury car.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, Alexis is not the Cartier of cars. Alexis is a high end Toyota. Woo.
Monet X Change
Must be nice to say that. I wish I could say that about Alexis. Alexis is a piece of shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
And yo, I didn't have to say that. Yo, I went to. I went to Carvana. Monday's acting like I had it delivered from like one of those celebrity car dealership places.
Monet X Change
I don't even see us. We. We don't know they had celebrity car dealership places, baby. We don't know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you putting on your. What, What. What other ridiculous thing are you putting on your wrist?
Monet X Change
Nothing, I'm just cleaning my. Scratching my hands.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you're not. Hold your hands up again. You are the worst liar I've ever met. Hold your hands up again, you lying ass bitch.
Monet X Change
I was scratching my hand.
Bob the Drag Queen
See? What is that thing?
Monet X Change
It's a tennis bracelet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, can you be a little more descriptive with the tennis bracelet you're wearing?
Monet X Change
It's a tennis bracelet, that's all. It's a tennis bracelet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you. Can you describe it to those of us who aren't watching the podcast right now?
Monet X Change
A tennis bracelet is the one you're wearing. It's a. It's a gold tennis bracelet with. It's just gold.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's nothing else on it.
Monet X Change
With diamonds on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many?
Monet X Change
I mean, I don't know how many roughly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ooh, she's still counting.
Monet X Change
It's a lot. I can't count all that. A lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can't even count it.
Monet X Change
It goes around.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can't even.
Monet X Change
And around.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet has big wrists. Whoever's listening, imagine your. Imagine your thigh. That's Monet's wrist. You heard us. How big her big gorilla man hands are. Imagine putting a wrist on a bracelet on Donkey Kong.
Monet X Change
Yeah, about. About as thick as your fucking neck, bitch. That's. Yes, you're right. That's how big my wrist is. Your white ass neck.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look how slim, bitch.
Monet X Change
Slim for what? A donkey?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, did you do any googling? Jacob?
C
Yeah, I did. I have, I have the prices here. It's kind of hard to tell because they come in a range of prices depending on materials used. The low end for the Cartier love bracelet, which I believe is the one she was wearing, is $7,000, but then go up to $47,000 depending on what it is. I'm not 100 sure what model she has on. It doesn't look like she has the $47,000 diamond plated one, but they're also like gold ones. So this looks like the rose gold for 73,000 dol. But I'm not 100%.
Monet X Change
I don't wear rose gold.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what? And I. I also just googled.
C
Okay, so then it's 11,000.
Monet X Change
No, you. Oh, dick is wallet out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just googled the price of a, of a diamond tennis bracelet and this one from Sax Fifth Avenue is $52,000.
Monet X Change
Okay, that's not what I have.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, let's just keep looking. This One from lab grown diamonds is $10,250.
Monet X Change
I don't have. I don't wear lab girl diamonds.
Bob the Drag Queen
You. You prefer conflict diamonds?
Monet X Change
No, I'm saying that I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't.
Monet X Change
I don't have these. A. These are moissanite.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not moiss tonight. You're lying.
Monet X Change
Yes, it is moissanite.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're literally lying.
Monet X Change
It's moissanite.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're literally lying. I know you're lying. You are literally lying, Bob.
Monet X Change
These are moissanite, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're. You're lying. You are not telling the truth. Truth bear shame the devil and bear the truth.
Monet X Change
And I'm doing a quick Google here. I know. I. I saw the Lex.
Bob the Drag Queen
A quick Google Alexa.
Monet X Change
That, that was outside the studio. So for. For. For the measly shitty Lexus, Bob said that that is a car. The average price is $56,000.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true, so.
Monet X Change
Yes it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true.
Monet X Change
And then, so for all the out there, that Bob is like this car that I could just get for 56.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not say shit car. But I will say this. First of all, my Lexus is used, okay? I drive a used Lexus. My car was not 50. So you're looking at the price of a brand new 2026.
Monet X Change
This is used 2025.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mine is not. Mine's not a 2025. Mine's a 2024.
Monet X Change
What year is it? 2024.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is 2024.
Monet X Change
Okay, knock on $5.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then it's not $5. You're knocking off about, about $15,000.
Monet X Change
Uh huh. And honey, and I know the price of that condo you bought, okay? And honey, and that was a few years ago, before she was starting with Madonna, before she was doing all the things so I could imagine what you could afford. Now you're being ridiculous. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ridiculous. I've told this earlier on the podcast before, but here's for the new ones. One time, me and Trixie and Jinx were in P Town and we were all at the atm because this bar was cash only. So Jinx was in front of us and this ATM printed out her receipt with her balance on it. And when it printed out, she left. But she left the receipt and it printed out as I walked up, and then I grabbed it and I said, jinx, you left your receipt. You might want to hold onto this. But then Jinx was like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. And I was like, I'm not really thinking about what's on this piece of paper. I did look. I did look. I'll say that I did look, but I was like, I'm not really gonna want some of this piece of paper. I am. I'm just handing you this. And she goes, well, I do wanna say that I do have more money than this. I have things wrapped up in investments, and of course, I have other accounts as well. But also, I'm not saying this is a small amount of money. If. And this also. This is. This is not a small amount of money, but it's also not all the money that I have. There. There is. And then, of course, there's property I have. I. You know, I own the home in Portland. And. But. But again, if you. If the amount that you have is. Is. Is less than this. I'm not saying that this is the. An amount of money to be embarrassed by. It was. It was a. It was a. She was. By the way, me and Trixie were saying nothing. She was just on her own, spiraling. Very girl. I'm trying to hand you a receipt.
Monet X Change
Okay, tell. Tell us. Tell us how much it was on there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will not be doing that. That seems like it's none of my business, Bob. And honestly, you know what? I honestly don't remember.
Monet X Change
We used to be a say that names podcast. You are. You have become a fucking.
Bob the Drag Queen
I. Genie.
Monet X Change
Don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was somewhere between $5 and $47 million. Somewhere in that price range. What. What amount of money? Okay, okay, let's play a game. You're standing behind RuPaul at the ATM. You're in the same jinx scenario. What amount of money are you expecting to see on the balance?
Monet X Change
Like, okay, this is his checking account. Like, current. Like. Like presently available.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Today I'm thinking Liquid RuPaul. I'm expecting to see Liquid $14 million.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say this. Anyone listening? I am not a financial expert. Do not listen to me. Do not take this as financial advice, because I am not particularly financially literate. But I will say this. In general, you should not be having any more than six times your living expenses in the bank account than once. Right? So I don't know what RuPaul's living expenses would be, but I can't imagine it's $12 million a month. Or. Or. Or. Or divide that by six. And if there's no re. There is no reason to have $12 million in your bank account. In your checking account. There's no reason to have that.
Monet X Change
She's a rich, rich girl. She probably has a lot of her money is probably in investment.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sue, what does the Internet say RuPaul's net worth is?
Monet X Change
Network online is always RuPaul.
Bob the Drag Queen
Net worth. According to this. RuPaul's according to. To AI generated from Google, RuPaul's net worth is 60 million, although some sources suggest it is close as 80 million.
Monet X Change
I mean, what. Well, how much do you think RuPaul gets paid per episode of Drag Race? As the. As the talent and an ep.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would imagine if you have to.
Monet X Change
Make like a wild guess, maybe like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Somewhere between half a million and $750,000 per episode. Huh?
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet Exchange's net worth according to Haffy Pro Monet Exchange income. Okay, I. Well, I have. I have everything. I have all of your stuff here. According to Shafi, who the is Sheffy? I know. According to Happy Pro. Happy Pro Monet exchange income last month was between 17, $406 and 23, $906. From Instagram, Monet made between 11,000 and $16,000. From YouTube, she made between $5,007.7K. Her estimated earnings by period are between 210,000 and 288,000. Weekly earnings based on previous month between 4 to 6K and monthly, Monet earns anywhere between. Anywhere between 15 to $24,000. According to this.
Monet X Change
Who the fuck is that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. This is where on the streets.
Monet X Change
Wait, doesn't have that for RuPaul.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are down from December, though.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Damn.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's check James Charles.
Monet X Change
Roy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think you're making more than James Charles?
Monet X Change
No James Charles. No, there's no Rich. James Charles has like a super successful makeup brand. He. His videos get like millions of views a week. There's no. I'm just saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
According to Haffy, you don't know what ha. Is it was Haffy right about you? Do you want to. Do you want to verify any of that?
Monet X Change
Who the fuck is. Who the fuck is Happy?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a website I just found out about three seconds ago. Do you want to verify anything that Happy has claimed about you?
Monet X Change
You h. Happy is completely correct. Everything that he listed is correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, let's see. What is James Charles's net worth? James Charles is worth $12 million in 2019, and in 2020, he purchased a $7 million mansion in Los Angeles. His estimated earnings per post are about $53,000. And according to celebritynetworks.com, he's now at $22 million.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
According to Celebrity net worth. Now do you believe. Do you believe these things to Be accurate, girl.
Monet X Change
All that shit is always wrong.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you know?
Monet X Change
There's no way they don't know these things. They're just guessing. They have no idea.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hmm. Interesting. Interesting.
Monet X Change
What is it? What to say about you?
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't have Google in front of you now. You got to do everything. What's your contributing contribution to this podcast?
Monet X Change
You don't want to look this up. Are you looking up or no?
Bob the Drag Queen
Besides harassing and annoying me, I will.
C
Say a lot of these websites use analytics based on, like, social media, Instagram and YouTube views that don't take into account other things about the algorithm. Like, for example, Bob makes substantially less money on TikTok than other TikTok creators because he got people. Because you like to fight people on Instagram Live and you get blocked every other month, Jacob. So that messes. We can cut that if that's too personal.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm being, I'm being silly.
C
But, like, because of that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you like to fight online?
Monet X Change
No.
C
We have a podcast that's been running for eight years. That's literally, that's the premise of the podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's because I'm on that.
C
Do we want to go back, back 30 minutes in this episode where you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were fighting more where she was fighting me. I do, I do not make a lot of money on Tik Tok. I think in my six years on Tik Tok, I think I've made $8,000 in six years.
Monet X Change
Wow. A lot of people wish they made $8,000 in six Years, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm, I'm just saying is that's, that is way below the minimum wage. Significantly.
Monet X Change
Significantly. So what, what is the most, what is the most luxurious thing you've ever purchased for yourself?
Bob the Drag Queen
For myself. A car.
Monet X Change
A car is the most luxurious thing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, my Toyota. I don't own my Lexus. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm leasing it, but I, I, I bought the, the Toyota and that's probably. Or my, or my apartment.
Monet X Change
What to say your home, bitch, I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Don'T think my home is particularly luxurious. It's a nice apartment, but I wouldn't consider it particularly. Like. No one would say this is a luxurious.
Monet X Change
This.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not. It's not. I'm not like a luxury building.
Monet X Change
No one would say that. I think that's not fair to say. No one would say that. I think that in where your home is in Los Angeles, that is luxurious. Bitch, you're in a condo. I mean, I'm going to split your business out where you live. That is just because you don't have like marble floors and these like things like that. It's. You still have a luxurious apartment in a very nice place.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it couldn't be listed as a luxury. You, you could never list my places as a luxury condo.
Monet X Change
Huh? You know, says who?
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to work in real estate, bitch. You can't, you can list it. Like, for example, a luxury condominium or luxury condo refers to a high end residential property that refers to upscale amenities, features and finish. The property is typically located in desirable areas and often blend elegance, convenience and comfort. Luxury condos often feature state of the art amenities, high end finishes and superior service catering to the high standards of the resident. So there are no, there are no services in my building. There is no gym, there is no doorman. There is an elevator that is, that is broken three months out of the year.
Monet X Change
But you do have location and you have convenience.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, so, but, but I'm saying like, like when you list the things, there's something that you typically need for like, for it to be a tv, it has to have a screen. It has to be plugged in. It has to have this money. It's like, well, you have the screen, but it's still a phone.
Monet X Change
No, but I don't think that's a. There's, there's a difference between. I have a luxurious apartment as to a luxury condo. Like, those are two different things. A luxury condo is a type of like, is like a. I do not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Live in a luxury condo. I live, I live, I live in a, in a, in a, in a, in an. I live in a nice apartment in, in a nice condo in Hollywood. But I do not live in a luxury.
Monet X Change
I think luxury building is a, is a specific class. I think. But I think, I think, I think one could describe your apartment as luxurious. I think those are two different extinction.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I would like to live in a luxury building. I think I would like to have a doorman. I feel like that would make me feel good because hunting down packages gets annoying. I would like to live in a building with a doorman. I've never lived in a building with a doorman, but I think I would very much like that for sure.
Monet X Change
Do you think money can buy you happiness?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Do you?
Monet X Change
I think money can buy temporary happiness. I don't think it's a fix. Like, I don't think people who are really rich are. Besides, like, there's things that having a lot of money alleviates. Right? Like you know, you know where like your bill is going. To be paid and whatever, whatever, whatever. And I think what money can bring you is those quick joys of, oh, I can go down to Bergdorf Goodman and buy that new Louis Vuitton bag that just came out, or I can, like. And you purchase it and you're happy for a little bit, but it's not. You're not having a. Like, being able to do that doesn't keep you happy forever. It's like a temporary happy, and it's like a dopamine hit you're getting, as opposed to, like, you know, money, quote, unquote, buying happiness.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think that. I think that I make more money than most people, and I don't particularly. And I've also made less money than most people, and I do not feel happier now than I was before. I feel honestly kind of the same level of happy that I was before. I think that I saw a document a while back called, like, happy or happiness something, and they were essentially insinuating that, like, your level of happiness is kind of just where you are. Like, your level of happiness and joy is kind of who you are as a person. And it goes up and down with certain things. But, like, I also don't think that relationships can buy you or can give you happiness. I don't think that jobs can give you happiness. I don't think that that fitness can give you happiness. I think that a lot of these things combined can make your life happier if. If that is your goal, if your goal is to be in a committed, loving relationship and to, you know, put on 20 pounds of muscle and to make, you know, $500,000 a year and to have your dream job or get the promotion you want. I think all of those things can have a great impact on how happy you are overall, like, as a whole. But I don't think any of those things can individually bring you happiness specifically make you a happy person.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think that people. I think that, again, the things that money can give you, like being able to pay your bills and give your kids money, lunch money for school, and the ease that money can give you sometimes is very lovely. Obviously, if you have more of it to go around and more of it at your disposable. At your disposable disposal, but as a notion of money having a lot of money equating to always being happy. No. I mean, I don't know anyone who's. I know people with a lot of money. I know people with not a lot of money. I don't know anyone who's Happy all the time. Like, happiness ebbs and flows. Like, you. Sometimes you're really happy, sometimes you're really sad. And I don't think having more of it or less of it is an indicator of which one you're gonna be.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do think that my whole life, I have been an overall happy person. Like, my entire life, my. My overall mood is that I am a pretty happy person. I don't remember having too many points in my life where I was really, like, maybe a few. A few here and there, but I've never. But I also think that that has a lot to do with my brain chemistry as well, because I don't think that someone being depressed or being sad is necessarily because of their outlook on life. I think a lot of time that has to do with literally, their brain chemistry as well.
Monet X Change
I think I would say for them, for the majority.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you whispering?
Monet X Change
No. Can y' all not hear me?
Bob the Drag Queen
You're just quieter than you were before, and I think your. Your. Your volume.
Monet X Change
I was yelling before, and I realized I was really angry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just your game.
Monet X Change
You had me yelling, bitch. I was like, why am I yelling?
Bob the Drag Queen
You had no part in that, huh?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Correct.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting.
Monet X Change
I think that for the majority of life, I guess I've been happy, too. I think I definitely had moments of depression and battling sadness with certain things in my life before. I would say, yeah, for the majority, I've been a happy person.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you a happy child?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, no. Those journal entries sound like you was going through it.
Monet X Change
For the most part, I think. I think. But again, I think there were moments of deep sadness and stuff like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your journal. Listen to your journal. I used to think that I didn't know what. I was like, what is this? This child was. He was having some. You were having these deep relationships. Like, you was go. You was in. You was in there, honey. You was, like, coldest winter ever. Vibes I want.
Monet X Change
I wanted to be winter.
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you a romantic? This is gonna sound crazy.
Monet X Change
What was I. What. What I'm about to say is gonna.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sound crazy, but just don't take it weird, okay? Were you a romantic child? Were you, like, a teenager who was, like, obsessed with, like, love and, like. Like.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think I was. I really. As a kid or like, in. You know, and I think in, like, middle school or high school, everyone started, like, dating and, like, doing stuff. I was like, I wanted to. I wanted to know what that felt like so bad. I wanted to. I wanted to. I wanted to fall in love. I wanted a boyfriend. I wanted I wanted. I wanted that really badly.
Bob the Drag Queen
That just was not me in high school or middle school. I was just, like, really, like, theater, performing, wrestling, musicals, plays, going to the movies, playing outside.
Monet X Change
And. So when did you start. When did you start getting, like, romantic or sexual feelings?
Bob the Drag Queen
I had sexual feelings. It wasn't romantic.
Monet X Change
I mean, you're still not romantic.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm still not terrible. I mean, I experience romance, and I am in love, but I would not call myself a romantic. Would you call me romantic, Jacob?
C
Not particularly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
So how do you show romance?
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob and I do things for each other. We tell each other we love each other. We show up for. We show up for each other when the other one needs it. And I. It's very clear to me that Jacob is in love with me. And it's very clear to me. I. I feel like he feels that in return as well.
Monet X Change
So if you had a partner that if you. I guess you wouldn't be partners with him. Cause it wouldn't work. But let's say Jacob became, like, a real romantic person. He wanted, like, these, like, big, romantic, sweeping gestures. Do you think you could do that? Or you had to be like this. This is the wrong. You. You want chicken fingers?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, what's the gesture?
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I need an example.
Monet X Change
Like, big girl.
C
When you proposed to me, I would like to. You know the Adele proposal where the man brought his girlfriend out blindfolded, and then Adele was there, and she sang a song, and then he proposed. I want that. I would like that. And it has to be Adele.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could try to make it happen. I mean, if Jacob wanted his favorite artist to be at the proposal, that would be fun for me to organize and do. And it would be happy to see Jacob's reaction to that.
Monet X Change
And Jacob was a kind of like, cardi b Sometimes for, like, Valentine's day, he wants to open the apartment. The doors to the apartment. And it's three dozen bouquets of 12 long, some red roses, like, things like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I could do that as well. Yeah, that'd be really fun to do.
Monet X Change
Okay, so if you had a partner that became romantic, you could. You. You can meet them at that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure.
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you romantic now? Well, we don't have time to talk about it. Sorry, episode's over.
Monet X Change
All right, See you later.
Bob the Drag Queen
Next time. No, I'm kidding, dude. What's the big gesture that you like?
Monet X Change
How do you.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you. How do you. And how do you and Andy show that you're romantic?
Monet X Change
And he does a lot of very sweet things. Andy, like, will, like, go and get some of my favorite, like, desserts and things. Run to the house when it's like, we'll do something like that. Mine is my. Or. Or. Because. Because he knows it means a lot to me. I. Romance, to me, is coming up and cleaning up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Should we do an episode of romance and so we can really get into it?
Monet X Change
Yeah, let's do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right.
Monet X Change
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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Luxury"
Episode Information
The episode kicks off with Monét and Bob playfully critiquing each other's attire, setting a lighthearted tone for their discussion on luxury. They address the decision to boycott booking.com due to the company's stances, emphasizing their commitment to aligning sponsorships with their values.
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Monét discusses her experiences with hiring various service professionals, such as gardeners and cleaning staff. She expresses frustration over inconsistent billing practices and the desire for reciprocated generosity, highlighting the complexities of managing household services.
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Bob introduces an anecdote about dealing with unexpected financial charges, emphasizing the importance of user-friendly banking solutions. He shares his positive experiences with Chime, highlighting features like early direct deposits, fee-free overdrafts, and extensive ATM access.
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The conversation shifts to personal luxury purchases, with Monét and Bob debating the definitions and perceptions of luxury. They discuss items such as Cartier bracelets and luxury vehicles, often mocking each other's choices while exploring what constitutes true luxury.
Monét describes her luxury condo and associated expenses, sparking a debate with Bob about the legitimacy of her claims. The hosts humorously dissect each other's lifestyles, with Bob sharing his experience of leasing a Lexus and Monét defending her own apartment's luxurious aspects despite lacking certain high-end amenities.
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Monét and Bob engage in a philosophical discussion about the relationship between money and happiness. Monét believes that while money can provide temporary joys and alleviate certain stresses, it doesn't equate to lasting happiness. Bob shares his perspective, acknowledging that increased income hasn't significantly altered his overall happiness levels.
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The hosts share personal stories that illustrate their points on luxury and happiness. Bob recounts an incident involving a private jet and the humorous predicament it created, while Monét reflects on her experiences with generosity and service providers.
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In the concluding segment, Monét and Bob summarize their discussions, reaffirming their views on the transient nature of luxury and the importance of genuine connections over material possessions. They contemplate future topics, hinting at a deeper exploration of romance in upcoming episodes.
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Luxury is Subjective: What one person considers luxurious, another may not, highlighting the personal nature of luxury definitions.
Money vs. Happiness: Both hosts agree that while money can provide comfort and alleviate certain stresses, it doesn't guarantee lasting happiness.
Financial Management: Effective management of household services and personal finances is crucial, with a preference for transparent and fair billing practices.
Personal Relationships: Genuine connections and relationships hold more value in contributing to overall happiness than material possessions.
Conclusion
In "The One About Luxury," Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen intertwine humor with insightful discussions on luxury, financial management, and the true sources of happiness. Their candid conversations offer listeners a blend of entertainment and thoughtful reflections on modern lifestyles.