The One About Moms

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast Summary

Episode: The One About Moms

Date: April 27, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Overview

This episode of “Sibling Rivalry” centers on the theme of moms—how the hosts relate to their mothers, childhood memories, cultural differences around parenting, religion, and the role of mothers in their adult lives. Bob and Monét use their signature mix of personal storytelling, teasing, and sharp humor to explore intergenerational dynamics, identity, and the small cultural and familial habits that shape who we become. The episode is rich with personal anecdotes, candid confessions, and playful banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Easter Sunday, Religion & Family Dynamics

(00:40 - 04:25)

• The episode is recorded on Easter Sunday. Monet jokingly refers to it as “Resurrection Sunday.”
• Bob reflects on religious trauma and shares a tense conversation with his mom about a joke he made at the GLAAD Awards regarding belief in God.
• Discussion about their respective relationships with organized religion and spirituality.
  • Monét: “I’m not religious… What I detest is organized religion, because I think that is toxic. It has triggers.” (03:36)
• Bob and Monét discuss how their religious upbringings continue to impact their adult lives and relationships with their mothers.

2. Childhood Accents & Cultural Identity

(08:56 - 12:15)

• Bob teases Monét about her St. Lucian accent, which she once denied but now admits to hiding due to childhood bullying.
  • Monét: “When I first moved to America… I got made fun ad nauseam about my accent.” (09:44)
• The discussion expands to childhood trauma—being teased for their differences, missing teeth, and feeling out of place.
• The differences between their Southern and Caribbean upbringings color their memories.

3. Mother-Child Communication Styles

(14:24 - 18:00)

• The hosts compare how often they talk to their moms: Bob speaks with his mom daily, Monét less frequently.
• Debate about “phone etiquette” when a parent calls—leaving the room vs. taking the call in front of others.
  • Bob: “Monet will sit in the middle of the room with her Brooklyn ass mouth.” (15:17)
• Playful exaggerations about strong parental attachments and differences in parenting styles.

4. School Stories: Bullying & Teaching

(17:48 - 21:19)

• Bob recounts teaching anti-bullying workshops to children, using role-play to build empathy and assertiveness.
  • Endearing but biting tales of how kids perceive differences, including an instance of mistaking Bob’s skin tone for “dirty hands.”
  • Bob: “No, I’m Black, baby.” (20:06)

5. Generational Differences: Wealth, Upbringing, and “Maid” Jokes

(22:10 – 25:17)

• Bob and Monét riff on the classic “Black mom sayings” (e.g., don't open the door even for Jesus; your mom’s call is always urgent).
  • Bob: “My mom used to always say … I don’t care if Jesus Christ knocks on the door, don’t answer. Tell Jesus to wait till my mama comes back.” (23:44)
• Playful references to TikTok comments and running jokes about Monét’s family employing maids in St. Lucia.

6. Mothers’ Creative Pursuits & Their Influence

(31:41 – 32:56)

• Bob shares the unexpected news that his mom, Martha, has started designing and painting custom sneakers:
  • Bob: “I sent my mom a pair of Air Force Ones and was like, hook me up. Maybe on season three of We’re Here, y’all will see me with a fresh pair of Martha Kicks, honey.” (32:32)

7. Memories: Drag Race & Behind-the-Scenes Tales

(26:41 – 28:35)

• Anecdotes about the first time Monét and Bob got in trouble with World of Wonder for a risqué picture.
• Reminiscing about Drag Race production staff, past seasons, and how the scene behind the camera changes.

8. Cultural Approaches to Alcohol & Growing Up

(46:20 – 47:55)

• Monét details the West Indian norm of giving children sips of alcohol at family events—contrasted with Bob’s strictly non-alcoholic childhood home.
  • Debate about whether this encourages or prevents problematic drinking in adulthood.
• Discussion about how their moms policed (or didn’t) their behaviors around drinks and sharing.

9. Traveling with Drag (and Cash): TSA Adventures

(54:54 – 64:28)

• Monét tells a hilarious story of traveling with nearly $10,000 in cash and being grilled by TSA over it.
  • Monét: “How much money is it? I was like, $9,997.” (59:56)
• Bob regales a story about TSA thoroughly inspecting his wigs; recounts the viral TSA Instagram post referencing his drag persona.
  • TSA Instagram: “No tea, no shade … But when it comes to security, we do what needs to be done to keep you safe. At times our officers may ask passengers to undergo additional screening, such as letting a wig out the bag…” (63:36)

10. Final Thoughts on Mother’s Day & Relationships

(65:37-End)

• A warm but tongue-in-cheek nod to Mother’s Day and plans to revisit the topic, closing with trademark sibling banter and shade.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (on moms): "Moms love me. I don't know what it is. I'm also—I'm mom handsome!" (25:39)
• Monét (on moving to America): “I was a fat fourth grade kid … missing a tooth, and I had this accent, like this, in fucking Gwinnett County, Atlanta, looking crazy.” (09:55)
• Bob (on surprise parties): "I'm not asking permission. Then everyone's going to come. That would be—and you'll be so happy." (12:24)
• Bob (on bullying workshops): "We bring kids up and we make fun of them ... This little bitch—I'm going to show you. Go high five. And she goes, 'Your hands are dirty.' ... I said, no, I'm Black, baby." (20:19)
• TSA Instagram (about Bob’s wig): “No tea, no shade. And we sure hope you had a pleasant experience. But when it comes to security, we do what needs to be done to keep you safe ... Now, Shantae, you can stay.” (63:36)
• Monét (about traveling with cash): “I knew it was more than $10,000 ... I was like, I’m gonna go to fucking jail. I didn’t know what the repercussions were.” (60:23)
• Bob (on dollar pizza): “Just to try it, Monet! I don’t know. Whenever someone says, ‘Why would I do that?’ That’s not a good answer.” (54:10)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:40 – 04:25: Easter Sunday, religion, and family arguments.
• 08:56 – 12:15: Childhood accents, bullying, and cultural identity.
• 14:24 – 18:00: Phone etiquette & talking to moms.
• 20:06 – 21:19: Kids’ perception of race; teaching about bullying.
• 22:10 – 25:17: Black mom sayings, family routines, “maid” jokes.
• 25:39 – 26:14: “Moms love me. I’m mom handsome!”
• 31:41 – 32:56: Martha Caldwell’s sneaker designs.
• 46:20 – 47:55: Alcohol, culture, and childhood sipping.
• 54:54 – 64:28: Traveling with cash, TSA stories, and viral drag queen moments.
• 65:37 – End: Wrapping up, Mother’s Day, closing banter.

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Tone & Style

This episode features the hosts’ trademark blend of affection, mockery, and playful one-upmanship. Stories are interwoven with laughter, real talk, and moments of genuine vulnerability—especially around childhood trauma, relationships with mothers, and Black/Caribbean family norms. If you haven’t listened, you’ll get a vivid sense of their chemistry and why “Sibling Rivalry” remains beloved: it’s funny, raw, and full of love (even when they’re reading each other for filth).

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On today's episode, we learned the truth about Monet's accent and it is as sweet as St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about moms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monae say this.

[Monet X Change]

Have to make the trek from Brooklyn. So it was like a two hour journey. Bitch, I got hungry on the way to your house. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, you fraud ass, fake bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Bob Glory. Hallelu. This is what we've come to do. Tear down strongholds, break the chains Find the devil in Jesus name Tonight we have a right to shake the foundation with praise. Praise him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet's intentionally trying to antagonize me because it's Easter Sunday. We're recording this on Easter Sunday.

[Monet X Change]

It's Resurrection Sunday. Get that right. Three days ago he was buried in the tomb. But ha ha, on this Sunday morning,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the stone rolled over. I have religious trauma.

[Monet X Change]

He hastened it to heaven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have religious trauma in Monet. It's trauma. It's triggering me. And my mom called me this morning and woke me up and I was kind of like, I cannot talk about this because we're gonna end up arguing again anyway. Me and my mom got into an argument this morning because she didn't like that I made a joke about not believing in God on the GLAAD Awards.

[Monet X Change]

What was the joke?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lil NASA on the screen. And she. But she know who he was. He was some man. And he, he like. He like the devil. He had the devil and he was red. And I said, he's so fine. I almost believed in God again. And she said I didn't like, but that's not how she said. She was like, I love you. Did so good. There was one part, but I don't want to talk about it. I didn't like it. And I was like, oh, God. Well, now we have to talk about it. Go, no, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

We don't have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then another three minutes of me being like, well, now you. Then she. Then she said it. And then, of course, I responded. Then she goes, I know you and Monet argue over God and about Christianity. And I said, that was a long time ago. I said, monet used to identify as Christian back then. I don't know if she still does to this day. Do you on Easter Sunday?

[Monet X Change]

His dad's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you on Resurrection Sunday? Do you. Are you Christian?

[Monet X Change]

I'm religious. I'm not. Sorry, I'm not religious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what's your religion, then?

[Monet X Change]

My religion is just like this nebulous of. I know that. I acknowledge that I. That I am not. I cannot be the greatest. Like, humans are not the greatest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we know you're not the greatest. Everyone knows you're not the greatest.

[Monet X Change]

There's something. There's a higher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We all know you're not the greatest.

[Monet X Change]

I. What I detest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know the greatest is Aquarian. I bow down to your queen.

[Monet X Change]

What I detest. What I detest is organized religion, because I think that is toxic. It has triggers. But if people find power in just. And outside of organized religion, having your own spiritual experiences at home. Some people have spiritual experiences having sex. Some people. I watch this whole thing. I got into a YouTube dive about how people saying that sex is actually a religious experience. Like, you're getting together and you're releasing energy in your like. So if that's your, like, whatever your religious experience is, if it gives you power, work for me. It's doing dragons.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nigga, do you think you 50 Cent? What do you think you fucking in the G Unit? G Unit.

[Monet X Change]

We both have the G un.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the last couple of episodes, Monet's been wearing nothing but tank tops like she is 50 cent in the early 2000s. This is my first. This is my first tank top in a minute.

[Monet X Change]

So you started wearing it because I started wearing them? No, I've been wearing them for the past couple episodes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now you're wearing them. What happened was I. I literally rolled out of bed at the. Arguing with my mother, grabbed the nearest clothes, stumbled downstairs, let you into the garage.

[Monet X Change]

And then Jacob, we came. Jacob was like, so you say you got my shirt on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just like, it's what an onslaught for me since the time I woke up today until. Until showing up to work.

[Monet X Change]

Lucky for you, work is at your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have came to your house if you need. If you wanted me to. If you really needed me to last night. We talked about it, but we Decided it made more sense from over here.

[Monet X Change]

We did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

For the thing we're playing later. Yeah, yeah. Which. Okay, so today we're also doing a Jack. We're doing, like, a little party for me on. On the Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's happened by now, but, yeah, we're celebrating Monet being on All Stars.

[Monet X Change]

We're doing Jack Walker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we say it yet?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We filmed this before All Stars got announced

[Monet X Change]

and. But y' all said it was only picking. I think we should rotate them. It should only be six people the entire time. We should rotate from people, different games. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one's arguing. No one argued that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, y' all said six people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't say the six same people. Did you. Did you say. I thought it was gonna be the six same people.

[Monet X Change]

No, we should rotate. Give more people a chance. We should do, like, at least. We should play at least three or four rounds of different games. Like, three or four different games, 34 rounds. We can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think my only concern is there's gonna be a lot of downtime while we rotate people in and out. Downtime.

[Monet X Change]

Every.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Send them to Zoom.

[Monet X Change]

Because it's really special. I think we can. We can, like, make, like, a five minute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You being away concert is not that special. I mean, really special.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't do a party for me being on Black Lady Sketch Show. That's the best part.

[Monet X Change]

And you didn't even tell your mom you was on Black Lady's Sketch Show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I did. Yes, I called my mom when I was at Black Lady's Sketch Show.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Here's the thing. I identify with that. So I do stuff all the time in my family. They'll be like, why'd you tell me? I'm like, I posted on social media. You saw on social media, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, that's not what I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

That's how I feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I talked to her. Well, I would say in my mom's events, she did say, oh, you probably did tell me, but I forgot it was so long ago. Because I remember calling a moment, like, I'm at. I'm filming. I said, you remember when I was on Bucket Sketch? I'm on it again, and I'm filming right now. And then the next day, I came down to Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, what's that song about? Down to. Down to Georgia. A dance of the devil in Georgia. Something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think it could be a few. It could be. Devin went down to Georgia. Devin went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in a box. It is. No, that's the Charlie Daniels Band.

[Monet X Change]

Charlie Daniels Man. Is that a religious song? I just don't want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not particular. I mean, it has a devil in it, but not particularly. It's about a. It's about a boy who is like outside, like playing the fiddle. And then the devil pops up and is like, actually, I'm a really good fiddle player and I can probably play better than you. And then the guy's like, the boy. Okay, well then what do you want to wager? And the devil's like, if you win, I'll give you this fiddle and it's made of pure gold. But if I win, I want your soul. Yeah. And then the devil starts playing. And the devil's actually a really good fiddle player. He's actually like. We're like, oh my God. The devil has an entire base. Like, he starts playing and then like this demon starts playing the piano and then starts playing like the bass. And the devil goes off. And then Johnny, even though he's doing a really good job, Jenny's kind of like. Like the whole time Jenny's like. And then when Devil finished and he said, that's pretty good old son. But sit down in that chair right there. Let me show you how it's done. Then he plays Devils on the House of the Rising Sun.

[Monet X Change]

And then the kid was chicken and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

breadman picking out dough and Granny, did you all bite? No, child, no. Then the. And then of course, Johnny with no band, just shreds the devil to lettuce, honey. And then the devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid the golden fit on the ground at Johnny's feet and Johnny said Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again. I told you once, you son of a. I'm the best has ever been.

[Monet X Change]

These are all the lyrics of the song I see, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some of the lyrics. It's one of my favorite songs.

[Monet X Change]

Devil went down to Georgia Devil went

[Bob the Drag Queen]

down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal he was in a bind cuz he was way behind he was willing to make a deal when he came across this young man s on fiddle and planted hot and the devil jumped upon hickory stumper Said boy let me tell you what I guess you didn't know it But I'm a fiddle player too and if you care to take a dare then I'll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy but give the Devil his due, I bet A fiddle of gold? And get your soul? Cause I think I'm better than you? The boy said, my name's Johnny? And it might be a sin? But I'll take that bet? You're gonna regret the best it's ever been.

[Monet X Change]

We got it. We got it. We got it. You are so country. Sometimes I get a peek into how country and Southern you are, and it really tickles me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And sometimes we get a peek into how sweet St. Lucia is. A little. A little peek. And I want to point out right now, this is so vindicating for me, because when I met Monet and we've talked about this on the podcast, I said, monet, you have a Caribbean accent. Monet assured me. Assured me that she has never had a Caribbean accent. Does not have a Caribbean accent. Does not know what a Caribbean accent is. And then we found a clip. And that's how Monet used to sound when we first hang out.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. And I'm telling you, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That video. That's how Monat sounded when we hung out. Okay?

[Monet X Change]

And I love y', all, though. Okay. First of all, everyone's, like, peeking into my trauma. First of all, when I first moved to trauma. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The trauma of you winning.

[Monet X Change]

The first trauma of my accident. Let me tell you the story. When I first moved to America and I came here when I was in fourth grade, nine years old, I got made fun ad nauseam about my accent. People would fuck it. It was really bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a black school. Yeah. If you have an accent, don't go to a black school.

[Monet X Change]

It was a mixed school. So little white niggas was making fun of me, too. I was. I was. I was a fat. I was a fat fourth grade kid. I was clearly bigger than everyone else in my grade. I was taller than everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to offer you some cocktails.

[Monet X Change]

I was missing a tooth. And I had this crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you know the trauma of missing teeth. Go ahead, continue.

[Monet X Change]

And I was this. And I had this accent like this. In fucking Gwinnett County, Atlanta, looking crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you still wasn't in Clayton County. They would've lit you up.

[Monet X Change]

When I went to New York, I still had. Cause I moved to New York a year later. Cause June was an unfit mother bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I moved to New York, you still had the accent.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. So I worked really hard to get rid of my accent. Cause it was so embarrassing. And people would make fun of me really hard for it. So that's. But when I go hang out with my family, St. Lucia, where I do family functions that, like, I don't intentionally put the accent. It just like, comes out just talking to people. Just like when you go with your Southern people, your shit comes out. It just comes out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gagged at. When I met you and I mentioned and you had an accent, you were like, absolutely not.

[Monet X Change]

Because I have trauma. Because I was like, oh, my God, is this nigga gonna start making fun of my accent that I have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know you, bitch. Oh, my God. And this is what all actually all stemmed from this one time Mon was at Boots of Saddle, and this guy was like, lusting after Monet. He was like. He was like. Cause he knew. Cause I was out of drag, so he knew that I knew the drag queen. Cause I was like, grabbing tips and stuff like that. And then he was like, man, what's that one drag queen name? And I said, which?

[Monet X Change]

Do you remember this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I said, which one? He said, the Jamaican one. And I said. I said. I said, who? He said, you know, the Jamaican one, the thick one. I said, oh. I said, oh, Monet. No, Monet's not from jamaica. Monet's from st. Lucia. He was like, I don't know. I love that Jamaican drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

And Jacob was trying to make me relive my trauma on National International.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob did not bring any of this. Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

He has the video. Jacob D. The sneaky little boyfriend girl. The sneaky little boyfriend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will say, your accent has gone down since I've known you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Because I actually work. Because I don't want to have that accent, cuz people make fun of me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was kid.

[Monet X Change]

That was also the year that no one came to my birthday party. I have a lot, a lot of drama my night. Year of life. Having a lot of trauma in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Poor Monet. I'm so sorry.

[Monet X Change]

I was so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now look how many people come to you. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna throw you a surprise birthday party one year.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want a surprise birthday party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not asking permission. Then everyone's gonna come. That would be. And you'll be so happy.

[Monet X Change]

You know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the party theme again? Was it McDonald's party? I've had McDonald's parties. I've had McDonald's parties.

[Monet X Change]

A McDonald's party. Why would you think that I wanted a McDonald's party?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought you said it was McDonald's party.

[Monet X Change]

No, it was at the clubhouse of the leasing office.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if it's a theme or Anything?

[Monet X Change]

No, it was no theme. They just had balloons and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. I'm gonna find a clubhouse and we're gonna have a party at a clubhouse in Atlanta. Also leasing office at clubhouse. That's a thing in Atlanta? I don't know if it's a thing outside Atlanta, but, like, also massive apartment complexes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, Huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also. You think they're fancy? They're not fancy. I remember telling. I don't know who I told. Maybe Jacob or Ezra. I was like, oh, yeah. There was a tennis court, a pool, a volleyball court, and a clubhouse. And they were like, oh, my God. I was like, no, whatever you think it is, get that out of your brain.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I took them down by the place and they were like, oh, yeah, the ghetto.

[Monet X Change]

I wish I remembered if. I wish I could remember, like, the details from. Like, I would love to go back and see what it is. If it's still there or anything. I was like, that's when. That's when I. That was the. I first moved to America, like, in the transition. Moving from myself, from my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when did you move to St. Lucia?

[Monet X Change]

When I moved when I was like six months old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I was there for six months. So, like, my act, like, that was my voice. I was. I did not have an American accent ever. I had like. That was my first type of voice. Was. Was speaking like a Saint Lucian. And then. So that was that transition year when they were like, imagine a little six

[Bob the Drag Queen]

year old with a little Brooklyn accent. Like, where, nigga? When? When, when, when? When?

[Monet X Change]

I was like, wa Wa

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for whining. Babies. Jamaica Caribbean babe. They Dusty wine. Caribbean babies.

[Monet X Change]

Dusty wine. You're so silly. That was a transition year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

But back to. Back to moms. So I would say, so Bob, you. You talk to your mom at least once a day. Like, everybody. If we hang out for a whole day. I feel like at one point you would talk to your mom that day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't tell my mama that. She's what? She's what? We talk. We speak every fortnight.

[Monet X Change]

So that's why I'm like, if your mom had music. But I talked to my mom once, maybe, maybe once a week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm almost always like, I will. I will be talking to Monet now. And Monet's phone be like, by the way, Monat's phone has the strongest vibrator. This whole house be moving. When Monet's phone vibrates. And then I looked down and it says, Mommy. I'm like, Monet. And Monet would Be like, that's not true. And I'd be like, when they answer,

[Monet X Change]

we're hanging out, we're busy. And then. But then if I answer the phone, Bob, like Monet, you can't answer the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

phone in the middle of the room. Go somewhere else. Okay. No, it's different. I always say when I answer the phone, when your mom calls, answer the phone. I always say, answer the phone when your mom calls. And Monet will be like, I'll call her back.

[Monet X Change]

And I do call her back. What, you call her in a week?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'll call her. I'll call her. But. And my only thing is, I think that when you're in a room with people, in my opinion, and I always do this unless the person wants to speak to everyone, I leave the room to talk on the phone. That makes perfect sense to me. Monet will. Monet will sit in the middle of the room with her Brooklyn ass mouth.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, son, it's your boy.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all not even talk like that. Y' all not even talk like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never said, son.

[Monet X Change]

I say something. That's not how I talk my everyday language. I talk like this. Like a bitch. What a brown person. Because in your hand, that's brown, that ain't white. Like a Latinx person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so shady.

[Monet X Change]

Look, if we look at side by side, my head is why you're Latinx?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, my hand is very dark.

[Monet X Change]

What are you talking like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not laughing at my skin trauma. I have skin trauma.

[Monet X Change]

Monetary.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Kiana. And I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't switch.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail].

[Monet X Change]

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And breathe.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. So, okay, so I think one time when I was. I used to work with kids I used to go to, from school to school, teaching kids how not to get bullied.

[Monet X Change]

But you were going to schools to teach kids how not to get bullied. How old were these kids?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Usually up to, like fifth grade, maybe, but usually like kindergarten. It's a skills you want to teach in that kindergarten. We also talked about recycling. So most of what we taught was about bullying and about environmental awareness. And one of the. I told you, one of the rules, I think we talked before is, say what you see, say how you feel. No. Say what you see, say how you feel. And say what you want.

[Monet X Change]

Say how you see.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say what you see, say how you. Say what you. Say how you feel. Say what you want. So you'll say, monet, you're making fun of me.

[Monet X Change]

So I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see. Making me. I don't like that. And I want you to stop.

[Monet X Change]

Got it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say what you see, say how you feel, say what you want. We teach kids this and we take practice. So we bring kids up and we make fun of them. And I bring up, like, little Kevin. I'd be like. And I would play the bully and I'd be like this, right?

[Monet X Change]

You were playing the bully. It was a little stressful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I go. I go, hey, Kevin, I saw your family drop you off in that really ugly car. Are you guys poor?

[Monet X Change]

That's how you. That's how the kids would talk to each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is what I would. This is what I would say to them in their practices.

[Monet X Change]

Are you guys poor about making active observations about the kids?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this was not. I wasn't. No, it wasn't. No.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, Rachel, I saw your mom dropping that stupid looking Subaru.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I wouldn't.

[Monet X Change]

With your dead ass daddy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And Subaru. Your mama. Your mama. Lesbian. Lesbian ass mom. No. No. We would do the same one for everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So anyway, so you're ready?

[Monet X Change]

Here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, Kevin, I saw your family dropping off in that really ugly car. It was like so old. Are you guys poor? You're poor, right, Bob? Cause your clothes don't look nice either. Oh my God, they're so bad. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Fuck you, bitch. I saw your mother drop down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's try it again.

[Monet X Change]

Say what you see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go back and say what you see. Hey, Kevin. So are you. Is that the same shirt you wore yesterday? Do you guys not have laundry in your house?

[Monet X Change]

I see that you're jealous as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And yes, we don't want to. Let's try to do it without cursing though. Let's try to do it without cursing. Just say what you see based off my actions. Because you're assuming that I'm jealous. Okay, let's just based off our actions. So Kevin, like. Oh my God, are those bobos? Are your shoes bobos?

[Monet X Change]

I see you looking at my shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I am. I'm looking at them because they're so ugly. They're so.

[Monet X Change]

You look so bitch and you're fucking and your brother is ugly as hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's have Kevin have a seat. Anyways, and then so one time I did this with this little girl and I went, oh my God, good job. And I went to go high five her. And this little. I can call her a bitch now cause she's probably an adult.

[Monet X Change]

I've called children bitches all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This little bitch I'm gonna show you. Go high five. And she goes. And she goes, your hands are dirty. And I said, my hands aren't. My hands aren't dirty. She goes, they're so dirty. And I said, no, I'm black, baby.

[Monet X Change]

How was she a little white girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I see that you're a bitch. Being a nasty little short bitch. I feel like the only black person in the tri county area. And I want you to go home. She's like, your hands are dirty, your hands are dirty. I said, no, my hands aren't dirty, baby. I'm dark skinned, so my hands are darker than yours.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you see how the outside of my skin is darker than yours? The inside of my hand is also darker than yours too. Isn't it weird that white people, their hands are essentially the same size, same color on both. That is wild.

[Monet X Change]

That is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever lick a white poke? And you'd be like this.

[Monet X Change]

This is a genetic anomaly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This whole thing. Yalls hair. This is why your hair grows out of your head like this.

[Monet X Change]

It is just bitch. No, that's dejuan. Dejuan has what I'd say, no signs of slowing down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just, no, not how much hair, but like, the fact that it's just so, like, thin and, like, it lays over, like, the way my hair. My hair grows out. Like, I mean, I have slave hair. It is like a Brillo Pad. And my hair literally looks like cotton when it grows. So I'm just so shocked when I see white people's hair. And it just like, looks like. It's so weird. And white people are, wow, can't be in the sun.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I was like, well, I was talking about going to sandwich. I was like, patty, do you think you could. Because I was like, you know, my mom has a house out there, and we're talking about which house. The one in which one. Cause you're from. We're the one. Okay. One is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No me joking. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

But one goes to my grandmother's house. But my grandmother's living there because she's. I told you, she's 89 years old. So now she's living at my mom's house up north. My grandmother, she worked to hide from her home that she's selling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was just the immediate reaction to be like, yeah, yeah. Well, we have two. My mother has two houses. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What is my grandmother's house? What is my father's house? Anyway, my grandmother's still like a house. And I was like, patty, what if I just ended in moon thing? He was like, I'll come. I was like, patty, you cannot live in St. Louis. You cannot be out in the sun, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Patti's in Mississippi. The sun is bold in Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

That's true. But Patti doesn't go out, like, going out in the sun. That's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The comments on your TikTok are wild. If you always go to the comment section of Monet's tiktoks, it is. So this shit on my TikTok specifically. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

About what? Anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like there's one where Monet. Where Monet's mom is like, call me. And then Monet's like, I'm at work. And then, oh, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, when. When your mom doesn't realize that you have a world renowned podcast. Something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And she was like, I don't care if you. If you podcasting with Obama, call me back. Which is such a black mom thing to say. I don't care if you sitting with Barack Obama. I don't care if. My mom used to always say this. She would, like, walk to the store for a second. Me and my brother be home by herself. And she goes, don't answer the door. For her. Nobody. I don't care if Jesus Christ knock on the door, don't answer, tell Jesus, wait till my mama come back.

[Monet X Change]

So do you think that in her mind that's like. That's a little like. I know Jesus is not real. I know it won't happen. You see what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not Martha. Martha believes. Martha would be dead ass serious about believing anyway, so. But the comments underneath are just like. Monet. She's trying to call you to tell you that the maid fell from the. From the A story.

[Monet X Change]

You have done this on this podcast. This is why. This is the. You have done it on this podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one that tried to tell you that the maid got run over by the chauffeur.

[Monet X Change]

Every time I post something, they always talking about the maid this maid that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, her parents

[Monet X Change]

was Julieta. Hold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said pov. Julietta's holding the camera. Not do well with the baby when I was there.

[Monet X Change]

Somebody do what? I'm just saying. Lucia. I wanted to find Julietta so bad and just be like. Because everyone swears if you found Julietta that. I don't think I asked my mom. Juliet. Julieta's not around anymore. I mean, well, she is not. She's not a conversation. She's not in contact with my family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had whack girls.

[Monet X Change]

She moved on to her own thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, moved on to glorious. You had a flew too close to the sun. Did you hit a flu too close to the sun? Don't.

[Monet X Change]

With the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With the Beltons. Oh, my God. Did you ever come for the bell?

[Monet X Change]

Sonny, I. I want you to come to San Lucia so bad. I want you to come to San so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was free this last time, bitch. I was free, honey. I was sitting here the whole time looking at Jacob and Ezra.

[Monet X Change]

I think you would love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you know, your family would love me.

[Monet X Change]

My family would love you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Moms love me. I don't know what it is. Moms love me. You know what it is? I'm also. I'm mom handsome. I am mom handsome.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think your mom has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it's different. Like, something about the way I look. Moms are like. You are so handsome. Specifically, moms. I don't know what it is, but

[Monet X Change]

I just don't know what you would do in St. Lucia, like. Cause you don't like going to the beach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would go to the beach, though.

[Monet X Change]

I'm saying, like, we're like, on the beach, like, drinking and like, stuff all day. That's not your vibe. There's A lot of good food, though. We. I gained seven pounds in St. Lucia. I was eating literally non stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. It's okay. I. I went and got fitted. I went and got some measurements down yesterday by Domino. Cause we're going back to where here. And I somehow, through dieting and gaining and losing, I have managed to get right back to where I ended the season.

[Monet X Change]

Because I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because your girl. Your girl was.

[Monet X Change]

Your girl was. Well, you lose weight really quickly in, like, the past two weeks. Like, from the time I listened came back now, you, like, lost so much weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of one thing about that video of me and you. I can never forget that picture. I mean, that picture of me and you. I will never forget this picture. It was a picture that we got in trouble for. You got us in trouble with World of Wonder.

[Monet X Change]

We took it at Celebrity Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Celebrity Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

The first season, me and Monet were

[Bob the Drag Queen]

sitting on the table. I was wearing the only dress from Ross.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, we were on the table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On the table.

[Monet X Change]

We were scissoring.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when they showed the picture, and I was like, who's that fat drag queen hugging Monet? Bitch? It was me, bitch. It was. It me. Hit me.

[Monet X Change]

We think at each other a little bit. They want. They wanted to. They went on a Gucci to find out who took that picture of us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we don't remember who took it.

[Monet X Change]

I have no. I don't remember at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Katie's leaving. She might be. She might be leaving Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she got a better offer.

[Monet X Change]

Good for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but she.

[Monet X Change]

Because she had level up. She used to be a PA and she was. She was like the head rank talent wrangler person. Then she started working challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think she's gone. I think she's going over there, like sports or something.

[Monet X Change]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Keep in touch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're just dming. I just saw on her story, you know, I follow on Instagram, and I saw her on her story that she was like, this might be my last season. Might be the last thing I've worked on. Wow. I was like, oh, my God. Because she was the PA when I was there.

[Monet X Change]

Really? Yes, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was her first season.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. She's so sweet, too. Very, very sweet. Very kind. Very, very, very kind. A lot of people left. Raina left. She works on the Bachelor now. She's always trying to rope us in to do something. We were supposed to do something together, but that didn't end up happening. And me and Shay did something on the Bachelor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and who? Reyna.

[Monet X Change]

Remember Reyna? Little Reyna, Cute Reyna shows that dressed black girl, very gorgeous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she wasn't there my season.

[Monet X Change]

She wasn't there a season. But she did Dragon uk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's also funny when you, when you work on these things. All these people who work behind the scenes in la, they're all like very talented filmmakers in their own regard. They're like. And they're like a PA on this show and then they send you their real. And you're like, oh my God, you are very talented.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but not even. Not I can say it. So I did all going back to do All Star 7. It was like a different. Not, not completely different, but they were like a lot of different. Like, like for example, Duncan wasn't there anymore. There was a new first ad. There's a new second ad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Duncan was AD.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, my season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Duncan was a. Was the first camera.

[Monet X Change]

No, like he was the telling everyone to do. Is that what that's called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Duncan, I'm thinking Winter Green.

[Monet X Change]

What's Winter Green's name? Sarge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sarge. No, Sergeant first date. It's first camera.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. The serge is still there. Jake is still there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah. Oh, Duncan's gone.

[Monet X Change]

Duncan, baby steps. Yeah, baby steps. So now it's this woman named Anna. This beautiful woman named Anna. She is, she's Swiss. She's Swiss and she's so tall. She's tall, blonde.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you ever been to Switzerland or anywhere in the Netherlands, these niggas are massive. I mean like not me. Looking eye to eye with every citizen, every man, woman and child. Why am I eye to eye with a five year old? This is crazy. This is wild.

[Monet X Change]

And Anna. So it's those different, different people. Whatever. And then so when we, when we got released from, from, from that, it was like late August, we finished taping and I went to WeHo. I went to Mickey's somewhere in like October and I saw like mad people who were on set. I was like, what the fuck are you doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like seeing. It's like the first time you see your teacher.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Outside of school. It's like seeing you see your teacher at the supermarket. You're like, Ms. Johnson, you're a real person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ms. Johnson, what are you doing? I remember the first time. I will never forget. It's the first time I saw my teacher in the, in the 90s walking through the mall. And I saw her walking through the mall smoking a cigarette.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Because you can smoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, you Fraud, ass, fake bitch. Because I remember, like, just earlier week, she was telling us about how we shouldn't smoke and our smoking's bad. And this bitch is up here just, like, walking through the mall smoking a fucking cigarette. She's my second grade teacher. I will never forget that. I was like, mom, this bitch is a fraud.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When you see teachers outside of school, it's always so trippy. I'm always like, this is so weird. You feel like you're not supposed to see them and you like. I used to get super nervous and super scared, but my mom in St.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucia is, you know, Mary Jo's gonna turn us on us on this episode, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Mary Jo. Is she a teacher?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the mom.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she's a mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She gonna turn us. Turn on us on this episode, girl. We lost her this one.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I wonder. Mary Jo, do you. How are Mary Jo's kids? Like, out of the house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Mary Jo, like, do you. Do you talk to your kids every day? Comment. You will comment. Do you talk to them every day? How often do you talk to them? Do you make them call you? I want. I want to know. I would not be that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mary Joe's gonna send us a picture before kids like this, by the shirt, by their ponytails. Say hey. Say hey to the siblings.

[Monet X Change]

And I say to Bob, like, you're going to parent someone to your parents? For example, my grandmother, adopted grandmother. She talks to my adopted mom, like, every day. Like, multiple times a day. Even when they were living together, she called, like, every hour. And in turn, that's how my mom always do with me. But I'm not the same way. And I feel like you. Jacob, can. Jacob confirmed this. Bob, you are going to be how Martha Caldwell is. You are going to call your kids every hour on the hour. That's good. That's the kind of parent you're gonna be. 100 I can. Jake. Well, Jacob knows better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you heard about the sneakers? Martha Caldwell sneakers.

[Monet X Change]

This is the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob thing. We were in the. I was in the car talking to my mom because I talked to my mom all the time. And she goes, and we were just talking, and we're just catching each other up on each other's lives. And she goes, oh, I. She just readily said, oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm designing sneakers now. What? I said, wait, what? She goes, yeah, I've decided that I am now designing tennis shoes.

[Monet X Change]

This is. This is you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I said. I said, what do you mean? Because mama is pretty good with computers. Are you, like, on, like, doing, like, a graphic design, and they mail you the shoes.

[Monet X Change]

She shows you on Procreate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So are you, like. And she goes, no, no, no. I am like, paint. Like, I'm painting the shoes. Like, I. I get the. I strip the leather. I buy the paint. I paint the shoes.

[Monet X Change]

Get the shoes, baby. Get the shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I sent my mom a pair of Air Force Ones, and I was like, hook me up. So maybe on season three of We're Here, y' all will see me with a fresh pair of Martha Kicks. Honey, that is.

[Monet X Change]

That is literally. That is you. I feel like. I feel like I've had this conversation with you before about your own project.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you want a pair of my mom's shoes, Martha's shoes, you're comfortable waiting three months for a pair of. For one pair of shoes.

[Monet X Change]

Do you remember the movie Barbershop? I used to love the movie. I'm not used to. I still love Barbershop. It was such a great film. I feel like there's such a difference. Like, old. Like the early 2000s black movies like Brown Sugar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, a lot of the stuff probably wouldn't fly today. I mean, there's a big chunk of Barbershop where Sergeant the Tanner just goes in on Martin Luther King. You remember that?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I. I watched it. I watched it recently. I don't think it's problematic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't seen it a long time, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, that's not problematic. It was. It was when he. It was his. Something about O.J. no, he was like. You know, when O.J.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

o.J.

[Monet X Change]

Did it and was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Actually, I think a really good iteration of how they switched it around was when you watched coming to America 2 or coming to America, and they have the barbershop scene again, which is pre. The movie Barbershop.

[Monet X Change]

Did they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, like the Coming to America Barbershop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Where Eddie Murphy plays, like, an old Jewish guy and. And some other.

[Monet X Change]

You know, it was years. I did not know. I did not realize I was Eddie Murphy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, really?

[Monet X Change]

I did not realize I was Eddie Murphy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he's one. If the man wants to be called Muhammad Ali, you call the man Muhammad Ali. Yeah, so they redid the scene, which is so weird. Why would this Jewish guy be working in a black party?

[Monet X Change]

I think the Jewish guy's a patron in New York. There's always. In a room full of black people, there's always a one white person that's like the down white person.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's like this old Jewish guy just hangs out the barbershop. And so Eddie Murphy comes back to get a haircut, and they start making fun of stuff. And then he comes in, they start doing some African jokes about him. They're like, oh, Lion King is back. All this stuff. And then one of them makes the joke about the kids with the flies. And then Eddie Murphy's character's like, hey, listen, that's.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's. You don't went too far, man. We don't make fun of. We don't make fun of that kind of stuff, which is a really great take on PC culture, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure. You know, I was thinking in these movies, like the Nutty professor, like, Come to America, when Eddie Murphy plays all these characters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. Eddie Murphy has predicted a lot of stuff. Eddie Murphy, also, the Nutty professor scene is basically Will Smith. Chris Rock.

[Monet X Change]

Which one? Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of Professor. When Dave Chappelle comes out. Oh, in the club, Dave Chappelle comes out and makes fun of Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. Then he gets really sad and Eddie Murphy gets skinny. And then he comes back and then he beats him up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he beats him up. Okay, mom, that's not predicting what they saying. Oh, yeah. When he filmed these movies, could you imagine how long that takes? First of all, all the makeup to different characters. Bitch. What if you.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You think you got all this, the shots, but you forgot then later that it must take him forever to make these movies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably a couple of days per

[Monet X Change]

scene, which is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I imagine weeks, I imagine. I would say some of the prosthetics probably just like.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Like Mrs. Douglas say some of prosthetics,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

probably you probably change because, like, some of them are like if they're in a fat suit, and then you can, like, change the wig, and then you go from being maybe the aunt to the niece or maybe being from the grandpa to the.

[Monet X Change]

To the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Maybe there's a chance. Cause, like, you and I, we've both done a thing. Am I allowed to say that you shot that you shot your looks for season two.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet and I both.

[Monet X Change]

This thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We both actually very similar. We both shot all of. I shot my looks for.

[Monet X Change]

We're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet shot off her looks for All Star seven in two days, basically.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you just slightly change your makeup, like a little here and there to, you know, do all the looks. I didn't do my own makeup, though. I had some.

[Monet X Change]

I know that is the most awesome part of it, but I'M saying, but that. That was like his thing because all the Nutty Professor. Professor 2, the clumps. Norbit coming to America.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's another movie called the Clumps?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I believe so. It's Nutty professor. And then the, The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they are the clumps. The family's the clumps.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like there was a. They had their own movie, didn't they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't probably.

[Monet X Change]

And then Norbit coming to America, it's like his thing. Is there another actor that does that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't think of it. I mean, Martin Lawrence was doing it

[Monet X Change]

for a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And yeah, Adam Sandler did in like one or two. Like one movie, I think, where he was Jack and Jill. He played twins. I remember it was not well received. He played a set of fraternal twins.

[Monet X Change]

Adam Sandler used to be the man. Okay, not used to be. It probably is, but you remember those years when Adam. Will Sandler have a movie every, like, every year? Big Daddy, Lil Nicky, a Happy Gilmore, like he was. And then he just kind of just stopped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you. You know, things go in and out of vogue.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? True.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same with Vince Vaughn.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson, you know, but also. But I also love those Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy audio. Murphy still puts out stuff pretty regularly, does he? Coming to America

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and what else?

[Monet X Change]

I love those cast of movie people that use the same people all the time. Eddie Murray, Anna Sandler did that. All of his movies had, like, the same six people who've always been like, Rob Schneider, all the other guys. We should do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I. I really want to make a movie. And we. You all know we're in the. We found out that making a movie is really interesting.

[Monet X Change]

We found out the victim.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We found out because we started even the. Even the process getting a writer. Writer was like, in. Was wild.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Now I said movie would be taking so long and why people would be just. Well, no, because you start to adapt the book into a movie to a screenplay, and I get all that, but I guess starting with like a foundation thing that's already written, maybe a bit easier to transition.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do we not get what happened with that writer we were talking to? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Like our agents are supposed to. Girl. Maybe ICM could help us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, they got busy and that writer ended up.

[Monet X Change]

I saw him in something recently, so maybe he got busy doing. I saw him in, like, a TV show probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

As like a regular. So maybe he was like. No, right. No. Silly rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it'd be a hit movie.

[Monet X Change]

I think so. And we want to play all the characters. We want to play a lot of the characters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So. Which would be make it so long to film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But for us, it'd be the standard for what we do, like getting in

[Monet X Change]

and out of drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

We also have to get multiples of the same prosthetics because they rip and when you take them off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, not all have to be prosthetics, though.

[Monet X Change]

True.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? We want to play like little kids.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it'll be really. This is gonna be a great movie.

[Monet X Change]

It'll be a great. It would be really fabulous. I see you put your little earrings in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I put them in right in front of you.

[Monet X Change]

Did you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went right there and I grabbed them and I sat right here and I put these earrings on. That's so funn of you. So funny.

[Monet X Change]

Right there. Right in front of you. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we wanted an idea where we.

[Monet X Change]

Where we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We do an advice where we ask all of our friends who are like high profile people to send in celebrity audio files.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So who you gonna ask?

[Monet X Change]

We're gonna ask Rihanna because she might have something like Robin. Robin. If you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're really her friend, you call her Robin.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's not true. We call her Robbie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, nice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, she prefers Rob, which a lot of people don't realize.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, technically, if you want to be rude, we call it R. Now I'm gonna ask celebrity friends. I'll ask Candy Burst. I was going to text. Are we going to DM or text? We shouldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dm.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Dm? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's for send a voice note.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't remember everybody. I'll be knowing. Do you remember everybody?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I ask Whoopi if she'll send me. Send, like, Whoopi, can you send me an audio file of just like, you wanting some advice on something?

[Monet X Change]

That would be so fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, can you do it? Hey, Bob and Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, Bob and Monet. Listen, I work with these girls on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do a great. Also, I should. So yesterday I. I was trying to get Monet and Patty to do the Queen of the Night aria.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I can't. That is like a coloratura, like. Well, it is for a dramatic soprano, but it is very. I don't have that dexterity of things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I tried to do it and it really hurt my voice.

[Monet X Change]

And I told you not to do It. But you still did it anyway, and then you're gonna go do it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not. I'm still coughing from yesterday when I tried to do this thing.

[Monet X Change]

Vav. You need to speak and sing healthily. You don't. It's like you don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally just one time did one thing because.

[Monet X Change]

And that's not. Because you're not doing it healthily. So it's not gonna be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like for literally three seconds.

[Monet X Change]

How big or robust do you think your vocal cords are? Do you think they're like biceps? They're. They're like the size of a dime. When it was three seconds, it was not three seconds. It was like 10 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. This lady is over here screaming and doing it.

[Monet X Change]

She's trained her voice to do it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

three nights, four nights a week.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Five nights. Yeah. Operas aren't like, bro, they don't do eight nights a week. They do like maybe five, and then they'll be like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they rotate.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I rotate?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, they can. Of course they have understudies, just like any other thing. But if I'm paying the MET to go to Diana Damrow, I better see Diana Damrow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if, you know, on Mondays, it's not Anna. It's like Amber Dimrow, her sister.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta go see an offer together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

The la. I met this guy out. Johnny Wujek was on. What, what night? It was when Duan was here. I went to go see when I was one and we home. I hate going out. Do you like going out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which. You went out last night, didn't you?

[Monet X Change]

No, we didn't go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was, we were at the, the photo shoot. One day is like, let's go to. Let's go dance at Disco Meet.

[Monet X Change]

No, that was Patty and me party. It was Patty and Andy wanted to go out. I was like, I guess I can muster it up. I hate going out. And you, you know this. It's not like I don't. It's just the rigmarole of going out. And you have to like, standing like the long ass line and people coming up to you sweaty and high and being like, I'm just, I like going to shows because you can sit down and, you know, and chill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's my thing. I, I, if you haven't show a little bit, like, honestly, going out to dances has really been spoiled for me.

[Monet X Change]

I will say. When Duan was here, we went to the new club Heart. And on Sunday nights, it's a black it's like black night at home, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know, Lance Bass doesn't own the skin, girl.

[Monet X Change]

It's like the black knight at heart. And I was the bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, black heart.

[Monet X Change]

Black heart. It's called Legacy or something like that. And it was, like, packed like this, like, wall to wall. But it was so great seeing, like, all these, like, black gays up in WeHo. And just like, I was like, oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my God, did they do it? Was it a show or just a party?

[Monet X Change]

It was just a party. It's called Legacy. Legacy Sundays, I think it was. It was really cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds very, very cute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I have a dream, a fever dream

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that me, you, and maybe two other queens open up a club.

[Monet X Change]

I'm down. We should have bought Hart. I think we bought Hart. We would have been turning the party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can still get violin saddles.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, we should do that. How much is it for sale?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not for sale.

[Monet X Change]

You would release it? No, but I think the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not selling the building.

[Monet X Change]

They're not?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Oh, girl, you would not sell a building on that strip. Girl, the amount of money you would make on that. No, you. That's. You let that accrue.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. What if. What if Horace really gave them an offer they couldn't refuse?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you wouldn't want to buy it? Trust me, you don't. You don't want to buy. You don't want to invest all your money in the actual club itself. And also, I think that me, you, and two other massive queens, like Trixie and Bianca or something, winning all this club together, we wouldn't have to put any of our money in it because there'd be so many people, like, lining up to invest.

[Monet X Change]

Sir. Vodka, Bitch. What's funny?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're stupid. You said that was so ridiculous.

[Monet X Change]

I really down. I would love to have a bar, but I just get so nervous with things like bars because from some of our friends that have bars. But it can't be true because, bitch, they all turn in a party. They always say liquor's where it's at. Like, no, no, no. I'm sorry to not have food. Like, you shouldn't have, like, food at a bar because food doesn't really generate money. It's only liquor sales. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, well, the markup on alcohol is crazy. Is a lot higher than it is on.

[Monet X Change]

You buy a wholesale bottle of Grey Goose, you pay. You buy like, what, 30 bottles? Whatever you're paying. You really pay, like, maybe $7 per bottle, but you sell $8 I don't think it's that low. That low. But you're selling. But a drink in WeHo, bitch is $12, and the bottle does not cost $12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know for sure a bottle, like, if you go to the store and buy a bottle of Gregory, it's like 30, 40 bucks.

[Monet X Change]

And how many?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Depending on obviously, the size of the bottle.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And you're getting at least, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, also, tell me you haven't bought a bottle of Gregory Goose in 15 years.

[Monet X Change]

Probably like 45.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's been years since I've purchased a bottle of alcohol.

[Monet X Change]

When you're drunk, did you like. What? What. What was your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've showed you this a thousand times.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I always forget, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jim Beam whiskey sour. Jin Beam Jim. Jim Beam Jim.

[Monet X Change]

What's that brown liquor?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's whiskey.

[Monet X Change]

Whiskey. So you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's technically bourbon.

[Monet X Change]

So you like bourbon and gin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a Jim Beam whiskey sour.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's. So it's just whiskey with a little bit of a, like, margarita mix in it.

[Monet X Change]

So all you like. So you like ramen? You didn't like tequila?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would drink tequila and vodka, too, but my preferred drink was usually a whiskey source whiskey soda. If I would have stayed drinking long enough, I probably would have switched to a vodka soda.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Try to, like, love a vodka soda

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because the whiskey sour has a lot of sugar.

[Monet X Change]

I used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're drinking a glass of Kool Aid with some whiskey in it.

[Monet X Change]

When I first started, like, drinking, like, I was drinking since I was, like, 11, 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you. You have a torrid history.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when I mentioned you'd be like, well, I wasn't that wild. You were drinking an 11.

[Monet X Change]

When I say drinking, like, again, it's a very West Indian thing. Like, if I like a family function, and I would, like. I would, like, sip out of my mom's glass. And it wasn't like a. Don't do that. It was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And your mom knew.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So very western Indiana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would she give you the glass?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, if I would be there and I would, like. And she, like, give me, like, a little sip. So just to clarify, when did you start.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's drinking and getting drunk. When did you start getting drunk?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, not until, like, maybe, like, high school. But. But as a kid, like, as a kid, like, when I was, like, 11, 12, I would, like, think my mom would give me a little sip of her beer. Yeah. But again, I think that because of that, that's why I never grew up Being like, I want to go get wasted. Like, it was never. Because alcohol was never this thing, like, I had to seek out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's probably not why you don't want to get wasted. You probably don't want to get wasted because you don't have a predisposition to wanting to get wasted. I'm sure a lot of people from St. Lucia did that and ended up having drinking problems.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know any alcoholics in St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's okay. Let's just keep moving.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't know any alcohol in St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. That doesn't mean there's not alcohol in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but I'm just saying I don't know any. But I know a lot of alcohols in America.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You probably do know alcohol in St. Lucia. You probably don't know they're alcoholics. There are alcoholics in St. Lucia. I promise.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure there are any. Look this up. There are no AA meetings in St. Lucia. They got a single AA. Not a single one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't sound

[Monet X Change]

actually, you know, I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We used to have AA meetings on the moon.

[Monet X Change]

We looked it up. There is one AA meeting, and the last time they updated was in 2018.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, usually. Probably the same meeting every week.

[Monet X Change]

No, Eddie looked. You know, Eddie is like the sober man. He has sober friends all over the world, and he was like, girl, what is going on? I'm like, yeah, that's not a thing in St. Lucia

[Bob the Drag Queen]

work. I cannot believe that you're my mom. Obviously, we were not allowed. We weren't allowed to drink. My mom doesn't drink. Drink.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was certainly not allowed to drink out of anyone's drinks as a kid.

[Monet X Change]

If you're West Indian and, like, that's your experience, can you comment below and then. And how that affected you as an adult or as a college person drinking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother also has a inherent problem with me drinking out of other people's drinks. My mom thinks that I go around just drinking out of everyone's drinks, like.

[Monet X Change]

Like now. And as an adult.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As an adult, my mom thinks that, like, if you put a drink down near me, I'm gonna pick up your drink and drink.

[Monet X Change]

Drink it. Like alcohol?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like. Not like. Like any glass. Mom thinks that, like, if you are with me and you have a drink and you put it down, I'm gonna try to drink from your glass.

[Monet X Change]

And she hates that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she. Well, she was. She's. She really was concerned during COVID because as a kid, I would drink from people's drinks. But what it was was my mom would drink coffee. Okay, I thought my mom was drinking coffee every morning, but it wasn't. Was hot chocolate, but I thought she was drinking. My mom doesn't drink coffee either, so I thought she was drinking. So every morning, I would ask mom for some of her coffee, and she would let me drink it, and then I would drink some coffee, and I was like. I remember going to the place, my mom lets me drink coffee. And then she was like, everyone should drink coffee. And I was like. And then. So she gave me some coffee, and I was like, what the fuck is this? This is nasty as hell. And she's like, it's coffee. I was like, that's not coffee. That's not coffee. My mom makes us coffee.

[Monet X Change]

My mom makes you real coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom's let me drink hot chocolate every morning. But my mom. My mom, to this day, Jacob's heard it like, and please don't drink out of anyone's drinks. Please don't drink out of anyone's drink. I'm like, well, I don't just go on, drink out of people's drinks.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to acknowledge that, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you want to say, Jacob? I mean, she's not 100.

[Monet X Change]

She's not wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I drink out of. I will drink from Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Why are we drinking my drink? What am I hearing like, monet, give me some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen you drink out of Nick's drink. Patty's drink.

[Monet X Change]

Patty's drink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a video of you drinking one of Nick's drinks on my phone.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything because I thought. Because I thought you were being. I was like, you know, you drink out of a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet. Okay, so Monae used to do this thing where she would bring over these really delicious ginger beers. You remember this? I don't drink ginger beer. Was it not you someone. It was. Maybe that was Jacob. Jacob would bring home these ginger beers, and I would always be like. Or Monet would bring over, like, a lemonade or something or a drink. And I'd be like. And I'd always be like, can you bring two? No. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Not that time. So Bob had this rule to his house that anytime you come to his house, you're visiting, whatever, bring two of whatever you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're bringing something, bring two for myself. I'll pay you.

[Monet X Change]

No, nigga, go to the store.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if you're on the way, you're showing up with some stuff, bitch, bring two. I'll Pay you? You were already there.

[Monet X Change]

What if I can afford it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then call me and I'll Venmo you.

[Monet X Change]

Back then, Venmo didn't exist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you've always been able to afford too.

[Monet X Change]

At 945Amsterdam, Venmo didn't exist then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've always been able to afford two. Since I've known you, you've been able to afford two.

[Monet X Change]

I can't do both. I can't do both.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monet would just refuse to get two. And Monet just sit in my house looking at me eating food. Y' all know Monet got some smacking lips. Honey smacking. And I'm like, bitch, bring two so we can both have some. I'm just watching you eat in my house. Monae is the bitch who. This is only in New York City. She stopped it here. But Monet, back in the day, Monae, especially in New York, if Monae comes to your house, she is walking in the door with food.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet walks in with food. And then a cup full of ice. And then a juice. A cup full of ice.

[Monet X Change]

I love ice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then a drink in a bottle and then she pours it in the cup of ice. And money always has this, like, aromatic food. Yeah, food. And just be eating in front of you. Didn't call away and say, I'm coming over. Do you want something?

[Monet X Change]

Because oftentimes Bob is not acknowledging. I would have to make the trek from Brooklyn, so it was like a two hour journey. Bitch, I got hungry on the way to your house. I was coming from work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're coming to me, bitch, I'm hungry too.

[Monet X Change]

How do I know you're hungry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call me and ask me. I'm watching this bitch eat and I never know what money's pouring. These cups, Monet, it comes from one cup to another cup. Patty, lemonade or something.

[Monet X Change]

Patty was. Was we yesterday. We had. We got. Oh, my. They have Prince Street Pizza here. Have you had it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what that is.

[Monet X Change]

Is this one in New York, Prince Street Pizza, they make those, like square pizzas with like all the pepperonis on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This guy I was. I. I talked to on Instagram time and in person, a friend, he posted a picture of, like, some really delicious looking pizza. It was like. I couldn't. I was like, what is this?

[Monet X Change]

Happy Prince Street?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they were in triangles.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I miss coronet pizza.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. By your house, the huge slices.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I miss coronet pizza.

[Monet X Change]

Take Jacob the coronet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, did you like it, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I liked how big the slices were.

[Monet X Change]

Work. But honestly, it's also. It's also pizza.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, how.

[Monet X Change]

How much can you mix up with pizza?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've had some bad pizza. Some of. Some of the dollar pizza in New York City is pretty bad.

[Monet X Change]

I never had dollar pizza on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've never had dollar pizza?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, no. Cuz I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How have you lived in New York city for over 10 years and never

[Monet X Change]

had $pizza over 10 years? Over 20 years. I was born in New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you, your timeline is getting.

[Monet X Change]

I was born in New York City. I went to St. Lucia, came back when I was nine. So I was there from nine until 30. What? 31.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the whole. In Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

That was a year I was back to Atlanta. Oh my God, full circle. So then. So in Atlanta, that's that year I lived with June and they realized June was crazy as hell. And then I went to live in New York. I don't know why I went back there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To New York or to Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't know why I went back to that city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why you went back to. But I can't believe you never had a dollar pizza. That's wild.

[Monet X Change]

It's a dollar. Why am I buying it cannot be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

good just to try it. Monette. I don't know. Whenever someone says, why would I do that? Hey, that's not a good answer. That's not a good. Why would I.

[Monet X Change]

But really, why, When I know this coronet, I know that it's all good pizza. Why do I waste a dollar on pizza?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how to answer that. The reason why I hate that question. My brother used to say that a lot.

[Monet X Change]

You mean the answer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the question, why would I. Oh, God. Because there's no way to answer that question. Like, if my brother. If I noticed my brother did something, I thought. If I suspected that when we slept together we were roommates in college. If I suspected that Justin did something I thought was ridiculous, I'd be like, justin, did you, like, leave the bologna on the counter? And he'd go, why would I leave the bologna on the counter? Why would I leave the. Like that's stupid. Why would I leave the bologna on the counter? I'm like, I don't. I can't answer that question.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think it's answering. Because the question asked me. The question is solid to that person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, if I'm like.

[Monet X Change]

Because I'm like, as a flexion. Why would I leave bologna on the counter. I would put it in the fridge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying to Justin, we're the only two folks who live in this house, and I didn't leave the bologna on the counter. So I'm asking, did you leave? So just say no.

[Monet X Change]

Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or why would you eat dollar pizza? Because just a lot of New Yorkers eat dollar pizza. Like, it's pretty common for most of. Have you ever had dollar pizza, Jacob? Yes, every.

[Monet X Change]

What it is, is people who are not from New York. People who are from New York do not eat dollar pizza.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I can't. Well, you can comment below. If you're from New York and you

[Monet X Change]

have eaten dollar pizza. Comment below because I not eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever had it? I. I've tried dollar pizza. I don't eat it very often, but I've had dollar pizza. But typically speaking, I would go to Gotham pizza. It was 250 a slice, but it was really delicious. Or I go to Mama's.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Mama's. My old apartment. 106 in Amsterdam, was it. And I used to have the biggest crush on the guy there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The big one.

[Monet X Change]

The big one, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or I go to Coronet, which is like, I think $8 a slice. It was a massive piece of pizza.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Mama's pizza was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And this was the place we said this one on the podcast. They would. They would deep fry anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, deep fry anything.

[Monet X Change]

They had deep fried Oreos, deep fried Nutter Butters, or if you bring it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to them, they'll just deep fry it for like a buck fifty.

[Monet X Change]

A shoe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably. I never. I never asked them to fry a shoe, but they probably would do one if we asked them to. Nice enough. They defied a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one time.

[Monet X Change]

Don't recommend it because it gets too melty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it just. I don't know how to describe it. The taste changes completely. Really? Yeah, it doesn't even taste like a PB&J anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know how to describe it. The whole thing. They dip it in Zeppeli sauce. Not sauce. Deposit batteries. And then they. They deep fry it. Snickers.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just called Shaker a Snicker. Oreos were the best.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Oreos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zeppeli Oreos are really delicious.

[Monet X Change]

I used to really indulge when he's going to your house that was a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

mess and wouldn't buy two. Monet would also stop by. Monet would stop by the. The Mama's Pizza on the but right beneath my home and then show up upstairs. With pizza. And I would have to go downstairs instead of Monet just bringing up or saying, hey, meet me at Mama's.

[Monet X Change]

Also my favorite thing was Bob's. Especially a 945Amsterdam. His apartment was very small and Bob would just have like money everywhere. So every time I would go to his house, I would be like, I would like pick up money. I'm like, I'm gonna take this. Like, Monet money around my apartment does not belong to you. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet would say, this woman, they would say, she'd go, oh, my God, I found five dollars. And I said, you did not find five. You stole five dollars. I said, you can't find five dollars in my house, bitch, you stole five dollars.

[Monet X Change]

Vava just have money everywhere. Vava have dollars. I lived alone 1020s everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would be all over your apartment.

[Monet X Change]

Everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I lived alone Monona.

[Monet X Change]

Must be fucking nice just to have money just all over your apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I paid my rent with it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it wasn't like some change. It would be like $60 over here, $100 over here. It was wild, Mona.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, our paychecks were like, after a full month of work, we get like a hundred dollar paycheck. And most of our pay was in cash. So that's why I had cash around my apartment. And the drugs I was selling. Also the drugs. The drugs I was selling.

[Monet X Change]

I'll tell you what I was doing. I was moving across the country. I have to tell you the story. I was moving across the country. You know, we, you know, drag queens, we have our little. We have cash tips and drug money. This is back when I was, you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, anyway, and just be clear, when we say drug money, we're speaking just call large amounts of cash drug money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So except when Monet does buy her weed, that is actually drug money I

[Monet X Change]

buy from the dispensary because I live

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in still drug money. What makes a drug.

[Monet X Change]

If you spend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You heard of lunch money? You've heard of lunch money. If you spend money on lunch, it's lunch money. Anyways, drugs is truck.

[Monet X Change]

When I was moving from New York to here, and I have, you know, I just have cash and then. But I knew that the legal amount was $10,000 that you can, like, fly with safely. I like, looked about, I was like, okay, so I'm like traveling and I was traveling and I'm going through tsa, right? And I put it on my carrots. I'm not going to put this in my suitcase right next to someone like, opens. They jack my thing, and someone takes this. I have it in my backpack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They jack your thing. Like, TSA is getting wild.

[Monet X Change]

So I go to the thing, and then you. It goes on the bill, and it goes through the things to get checked. I'm like, oh, God. God. So then they pull my thing. They're like, do you have. Do you have any liquids in there? No. Liquids are like, okay, well, let's go ahead and check. And then they pull out. I had it. I had it in a Ziploc bag inside of another bag. And they pulled out the thing. They're like, what's in here? I was like, just some money. And they were like. Like, this is like a brick of money. And they're like, money? I was like, yeah, I work. I have my own business, and we. I just haven't had a chance to go to the bank yet. And they're like, how much money is it? I was like, $9,997.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that really how much it was?

[Monet X Change]

No, it was probably, like, it was roughly that, maybe, like, give or take. And then they were like. So then he looks at me. I look at him. He's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I look at him, and he looks

[Monet X Change]

at me, and he's like, that's how much. I was like, yeah. He was like, give me one second. He comes back, comes back with another person, and they're like, what's going on here? I was like, oh, this is some cash. I just haven't got a chance to go to the bank. He's like, how much is here? I'm like, $9,998. And they're like, that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You snuck in a dollar when it was gone?

[Monet X Change]

Like, that's exactly how much his hair. I was like, like, yeah. And they're like, rachel, come over. Come over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

He has cash. A lot of cash. I was like, oh, my God. So now there are4fucking TSA people looking at my bag. And I'm like, oh, my God. Because I. I knew it was. I knew it's more than $10,000. I was like, I'm gonna go to fucking jail. I didn't know what the repercussions were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't go to jail. They just alert people, okay?

[Monet X Change]

And then. So then now they're all looking at me. So then, oh, how much you have here? And I was like, $9,999. They pick it up, they look at it, and then they all look at each other, and then they're like, okay. And they let me go but when I tell you I was sweating, I didn't know what happens. I was like, are they gonna arrest me? They're gonna. I didn't know what would happen. I was so scared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So at banks, if you put in more than $2,000, they alert the IRS. And I think if. If you travel with more than that and they alert someone, they alert like, the. Maybe like the Drugs administration or something, just to let you know that this person has a lot of money. So in case it is for drugs, I think, but it might be the IRS there, too.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. I was so scared, I was sweating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you know my tsa, my wig went through?

[Monet X Change]

No, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The TSA even posted this. My wig goes through the thing.

[Monet X Change]

Did you have it in, like, a bag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was in a bag, I think, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My wig goes through the thing. And then they're like, what is this? And I said, it's a wig. They go, what else is it? It's just a wig. What hair was it?

[Monet X Change]

What wig was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was just my hair snatch back with a donut on it with some pins in it with a wig on that.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like, my ponytail.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this? It's a wig. No, but, like, what else? It's just a wig and, like, pins and stuff in the wig. But it's just a wig. We gotta run it through again and run it through again. Now they're two. Eight, the same story. What is this? I'm like, yeah, I'm telling you, it's literally. It's just a wig. So they bring over this woman who, I'm telling you, I am not kidding. She looks exactly like Leslie Jones. This is just not famous Leslie Jones. She works at the TSA at lax, I promise you, in over on the. The. The precheck side. So she holds up the wig, and she goes, what is this?

[Monet X Change]

Is she holding the actual wig?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's holding my wig in her hand.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Jacob, you can probably.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you Google Bobby drag queen tsa, you'll probably find. And I go, it's a wig. And then she goes, no, this ain't just a wig. I said, this is just a wig. And she goes, I'm a black woman. I know what a wig is. And I said, well, I know what a wig is too. And you're holding a wig. And she was. That is the picture of TSA show. And TSA reposted it. My wig. And she was grilling me about this wig. I'll never forget her being like, I'm A black woman. I know what a wig is. I was like, bitch, I know what a fucking wig is, too. Obviously, you don't know what a wig is.

[Monet X Change]

And that's what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then they dismantled my entire wig.

[Monet X Change]

The reason why you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not exactly why it was. They took the ponytail off the wig. They took the pins out of the bun. They took. Do you see it? Let me see.

[Monet X Change]

The post was in reference to the winner, season eight, Vaughan Ruth, not the tag. We heard you walk. This is what they said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. It was the caption that really gathered

[Monet X Change]

the official TSA Instagram says, we heard you walked. We heard you walk first. First through our security checkpoints. No tea, no shade. And we sure hope you had a pleasant experience. But when it goes to security, we do what needs to be done to keep you safe. At times, our officers may ask passengers to undergo additional screening, such as letting a wig out the bag to be run separately. This could be. This could be to resolve an alarm or as part of other security measures. Now, now, Shantae, you can stay. Thanks for your patience, Hilarity, talent and humility. Keep racking up them freaking flyer miles, baby. I added a baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me see this again. And, bitch, the picture should be on screen when I say they dis when I tell you they did.

[Monet X Change]

That is so annoying. I'll be so mad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This dismantled my wig. I was undone unfucking the caption.

[Monet X Change]

You know, it was some queen back there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, no, because I was live shooting the whole thing. I was like, oh, my God, now. Now this lady's here now. Because it was also a week after Bianca got pulled over.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pulled over.

[Monet X Change]

Pulled over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bianca got, like, you know, sidelined for having a wig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's always my biggest fear. That's why I always wear my suitcase. I'm like, if I have, like, a precious wig that I want to not get, and they. I would fucking go wild. I would be so mad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I just had the wig style, because sometime I think there's a video of me on my YouTube page where I show my wig process kind of during my makeup tutorial. I put on a wig, I pull the wig up, I put it in a ponytail, I put a donut over that. I put a wig on top of that. I pin that all in, and then I usually put a wig on that. Yeah, that's usually how I do my hair. And I was trying to save a step, but not fucking TSA girl. It's also important to note that in the TSA instagram post. They spelled Shantae incorrectly.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they spelled it like a black girl's name. Oh, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do they spell it? S H A N T E with

[Monet X Change]

an accent over the E. That's a. That's the black girl dispel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shant.

[Monet X Change]

Shant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know Shantae.

[Monet X Change]

Shant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did you know Shant? I think I knew a few Shant.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would definitely knew Shant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I knew a diamond Bo.

[Monet X Change]

This been a great episode. This is the one. Another one without a. You know what? One of my moms Mother's Day is coming up soon. Let's save it for that. So if you're watching this, it's Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we might need to air before Mother's Day. Big money there. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I hate when. I hate when dudes clap like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When.

[Monet X Change]

When like, did that again. Like, yeah, son.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're, like, banging me up against. This is what madness.

[Monet X Change]

I hate strict dudes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless they're like, all right, on that note, thank you so.

[Monet X Change]

Much.

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