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1-800-contacts. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
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And I'm Monet X James.
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And this is sibling rivalry.
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On today's episode, Bob has to get something off her chest.
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We talk about only fans, and we
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find out what made Bob say this,
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and I will send your ass to prison for. What's the word? Embezzlement. Oh, immediately. And we find out what made Monet say this.
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I could not like applesauce. And I love apples, but I don't like applesauce.
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What are you watching?
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Oh, I'm watching. This is the final tribal. The final tribal council is a survivor. The final tribal council of the first blood versus water season. And it's when, like, family members compete like mother and daughter, husband and wife, like brothers and sisters. And they're. But you can still vote family members out. Anyway, this girl mom makes it to the end, and her daughter is in the jury helping pick the winner. And this. And on this season, they had these two husbands were together, and he just. He's like. And the mom is just like white
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woman who like two husbands. Like, they're married to each other. Two husbands. Like two different people's husbands.
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No, they're married to each other. A gay couple. And the mom, you know, she kind of abused a lot of the minority family members, like the queer folks. She would do something shady to them. She'd do something shady to the black guy and his wife, the two Trinidadian sisters. Like, she was. It may not have been intentional, but, baby, it was giving very. I'M targeting the minorities. And it's in the final trap of council. He just drags her for like three minutes about all of her stuff. And everyone. And her daughter starts to cry because he is dragging his white bitch. It was. It's so. And the guy dragging her is a white guy. A white gay guy. It was. It's very good. Hi, Bob. How you doing?
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I'm well, maybe.
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Are you tired? We've been in rehearsal, honey, I'm a
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little tired, but I feel like. Do I. Do I look like, look tired or something?
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No.
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Oh, are you tired? Is. Is a loaded question tired?
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No.
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Are you tired? Had had a long day.
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My guns are unloaded. I came into this episode of Civil Rivalry with no baggage, with no anything. I came in with love, support, light and.
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Shut up. Oh, my God.
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Shut up. What the fuck is wrong, Z.
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Shut up. Your declaration of how unloaded you are is actually a decoration of how loaded you are, in my opinion. I'm actually. Because when you.
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That is the most pessimistic point of view I have ever experienced in my life.
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So this is this. So I'm going to say what you're saying, and then I'm going to tell you what a lot of people hear. You ready? This is what a person says. I didn't come here with any anger. I didn't come with any baggage. I came here being happy. This is what you were here. You're in a bad mood, you're upset,
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you're clowning the projections. Ani, listen, I can't speak for you. I'm speaking from a me place. I woke up this morning, I went to the gym. I had great sex. I had Spam and eggs on my sandwich. I woke up feeling great, motherfucker. So I am feeling good. I am feeling lovely. We've had a lovely string of rehearsals with the House of Juicy Couture. It's been a really great weekend. I am very happy about life right now. And because you're a curmudgeon and somebody's shitting your fucking coffee and you are having. I don't know what kind of morning you're having. I thought it was a good one,
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but I'm having this morning. I'm having a great morning. But you're like, you're tired. And then you go, I'm having a great morning. I'm in a good mood. And I'm like, my God.
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Listen, you better. You need to. You need to take that. What is. Patty. Patty. Patty told me anytime anyone is seeming to choose my words Wisely here.
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Now you're choosing wisely. When did you start deciding to choose wisely?
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Damn it, you nigga, that's what I started. Choosing wisely.
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When does it kick in? Is the question. That's my question. When does it kick in?
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When I feel like it. When I feel like it. Cause I'm a full, autonomous human motherfucking being.
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There's the good mood.
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Also, Taylor or Taylor, or if you are listening to or watching this motherfucking podcast, bitch, come get this motherfucking bag that is in the bottom left of the screen. Bitch, get this bag or it is going in the trash. This bag has been sitting here since the MTV Movie Awards. And, Taylor, I will be throwing it away. I'm throwing it away today. I want to see. Well, when you have. When someone, like, leaves them in your house, do you. Does it drive you insane?
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No, no, no. I want to go back to this. This petty thing to be.
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Oh, when you seem that you, like, you need to get something out your chest. Write about it. Just write about it.
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That's. Why would you have to choose your words wisely on that?
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No, because what I was going to say before. And I choose to say when people seem like they need to get something off their chest because you clearly have something you need to say, you should write about it.
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Write about it. I feel like there's a difference. Here's the big difference between you and me. I don't hold things in. I get it off my chest in the moment. I don't. I don't. I don't hide it. I don't. I don't shield it.
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But when I'm. What am I holding? Say I came in. I came in here, and I was like. I was. I wasn't holding anything. And I would say, I've had a great morning. I went to the gym. I feel like I have energy. And you're like, oh, shut the up. Oh, please, piss off, mate. Please go. I'm somewhere with that shite. That was you. So you. Clearly, there's something. There's something. There's something percolating that you need to say, honey.
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So I. I've already said my pieces. I don't have any, like, secret. There's no. There's no secret pieces.
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Well, anyway, that's not the point. How is. How is. How was your morning?
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I had a wonderful morning. I woke up and Ezra made us some toast, and I had some fittings for. I hired a stylist to help me out with. We're here because I didn't have time to go shopping for my last episode and you have to bring like nine episodes, nine outfits per episode. And I didn't have time to go shopping for any of that. So at a wonderful stylist named Kai helped me out and then I left from that. And then I said goodbye to Ezra and then I came home and then I said hello to Jacob and then I sit down and we start recording work. Yeah. So no question. There's no piss in my cornflakes. No one pissed me.
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Any questions about my morning?
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You told me you woke up, you had good sex. You had spam and eggs, and I think you said you worked out. So I already know you're mourning, but
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there may be some other stuff I didn't say yet.
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What are the other. You sound like you want to tell me what are other things you wanted to do?
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I took a great shit this morning. You know when you have like a really good one, when you just have one, you feel like, wow, my life has changed. I had one of those this morning as well.
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I don't think I've ever had any life changing shit. No, but I don't want to negate your experience, but I don't think I've ever had any life changing unless it was like a really. Had a really negative impact. Unless like you. And there's. There's blood in your stool, that would probably change your life. But I never really understood the people who like, relish and shitting. Because, I mean,
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well, I started relishing and shooting when I started taking. When I started taking fiber. Because fiber, when you take. When you. When I do fiber, I do one cup in the morning, one cup at night. And when you start taking fiber regular like that, when I tell you every. I feel like everything comes out of you. Like, bitch you. When you take a shit. You have unleashed a dragon. Like the, like everything that was inside of you has just been excreted out of your body. And it's like that. It feels like you legit feel like 10 pounds lighter. You're like, oh, my God.
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Oh my God. I've really never not been regular unless I had some sort of a stomach problem, unless I was specifically experiencing constipation or something. But I've always had. I've always. I've always been pretty good at maintaining a very regular schedule. So I'm not being too vulgar here.
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Yeah, I've always, I've always had a regular schedule as well. But it's just when you add the fiber to it, it like, you know so even if. Even if you are good, like normally before. Even before fiber, I would go at least twice a day. Like, regularly, like twice a day. But then when you start taking fiber, you just. You still go twice a day. But those two times, you feel like everything you had before the last one is gone. And like, vice versa. It's like vice versa. So I recommend to anyone, even if you are regular, to start taking it. You will feel just so much lighter.
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Honestly, you know, lots of people really, like, take fiber. Some people take activia. Some people eat activia as their form of fiber, which is yogurt.
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I'm not a big yogurt person. Are you a big yogurter?
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No, I'm not a big yogurt person, but I do like yogurt. I like frozen yogurt. And I also like cups of yogurt with. I like. I like Greek yogurt. I like chobani. I also like F, A, G, E. I don't know how you pronounce that. I. I enjoy that one. And I used to really like. You can call whips or something. It was like this fluffy, whipped up yogurt that I used to eat when I was like 19 years old living in Minneapolis. Then I went back and ate some recently, and I was like, this is entirely too sweet.
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My first introduction into yogurt was as a kid. It was go gurt the grab and go yogurt. When gogurt commercial started to come into my Saturday morning cartoons, when I tell you I would. Cause as you know, I was a very fat kid when I saw a treat on tv, I wanted that treat to become reality. I wanted my mom to sim sim, sell a beam, honey, and get the motherfucking treat to our fridge. So when go guards them, go commercials. I mean, and again, this is why advertisements, right? This is why they make so much fucking money, because they fucking work. I would, like, torment my mom. I was like, mom, I need to have gogurt. Like, I need gogurt. Like, like I need water. Like, I need cereal. Like, I need that curry goat. I need gogurt, mom, I need it. And then she got it for me. And I would like. I would eat like, bitch. I would be home on a Saturday. I'd have like four gogurts. And then she'd come back, she'd be like, kevin, what happened to all the gogurt? I was like, I had a snack
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and I will be.
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I was murking gogurt. I was throwing gogurt's back. I had I need to go to Ga gga. Gogurt's anonymous. I was fucked up on gogurt.
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I've never. I've never had a gogurt. And it's just like. It's just like a popsicles, like those frizzy pops, but yogurt instead, right? Yes.
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It's just marketing.
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No, I think it actually. I think that gogurt actually did feel a needed hole in society, which is sometimes you want to eat yogurt, but you don't have time to sit down with a spoon and the cup. But if you can just, like, squirt it into your mouth, I. I think they're actually onto something. I'm not gonna say that. Gogurt. I think gogurt filled a need.
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Oh, my God. Should we make adult gogurts? Like Greek yogurt in a little thingy to go? Because here's the thing. Should we make sure.
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No.
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You and me. No. Yes, we can.
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I didn't say we can't. I said not. I didn't say we can't. I said not interested.
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That bitch making her little pink sauce. If she can make pink sauce, we can make a go.
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Adult.
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Adult agg. Adult gogurt.
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I do believe that we could make gogurt. I believe that you and I have the capacity to make gogurt. I don't think I have the desire to make gogurt. Adult gogurt.
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After your point. Sure. They made gogurt for kids on the go, bitch. Do you know what I was doing? I would walk to the fridge, sit my fat ass on the couch, and just have four of them. I just be sitting there telling myself,
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no, I don't think you.
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I was not on the go. Things. Things. I was not was on the go.
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But what it is, is, like, you don't have to have a spoon. You know what I mean? I think that gogurt is smart. I personally think that it's very smart. It's kind of like when you eat the applesauce. Have you seen the applesauce packs?
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I've seen those. I don't. I'm not an applesauce eater, so I've never delighted it.
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You just twist the cap off and you just squeeze. It's so. It's so convenient. Applesauce.
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Oh, that was one. That was one kid thing. I could not like applesauce. And I love apples, but I don't like applesauce.
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I love applesauce. I love Mott's. I think Mott did like a. A thing with Hawaiian Punch where they made like Hawaiian Punch apples.
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Like Kulikos Clapples.
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No, it was like Hawaiian Punch flavored applesauce. It was so good. And I also, I still enjoy applesauce to this day. You know, when I, When I had my sur. My surgery, I was eating applesauce and I was so.
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Your bbl.
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My bbl. I was eating applesauce because I was like, oh, this feels so good.
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I feel like it really made your ass popping. Like, I feel like because of the enzymes and the applesauce, it really got percolating your ass. And we were in rehearsal yesterday.
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Those were the donuts.
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We were in rehearsal yesterday and I was grabbing Bob's little booty. Bob has a nice little butt. And maybe in the show Bob going, Bob might be shaking it around a little bit, honey. She gonna be giving y' all a little Bob. Bob exchange. Oh my God. Bob exchange. A little booty. Bob is a sub. I do.
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There's. There's none of that happening in the show.
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Not for me anyway.
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But I don't want to. I don't want to over promise anything. Do you subscribe to anyone?
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Onlyfans Here and there. Like I. Oh, God. Here and there. And when you first introduced me to piminop, I. I subscribe to pimin Ops only fans and. But I, I. Anyway, anytime I subscribe, I unsubscribe because I'll probably do it for a month and I'll come back like two months later. But I haven't recently. I mean, look, I don't think I have subscribed to anyone's recently.
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Whenever you subscribe to someone's only fans, you have to immediately unsubscribe. Listen to me, y', all, listen to me. Well, that is you. Whenever you subscribe to an Only fans, you have to immediately unsubscribe or you will be looking crazy at the end of the quarter.
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I don't have anyone right now. I'm not subscribed to anyone right now. But I will say pimin up because I do follow Piminoff on Twitter. Piminop's fucking Twitter. I think he just hit like 119k. Sorry. I think they just hit 119k.
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I was like pimin up.
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But to be fair, Piminop's penis is a modern day marvel. I want to start a petition to have it be the eighth wonder of the world. God, the eight inch. Sorry, the nine inch wonder of the world. It's insane.
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It is a very, very large penis. Yes.
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Yeah, and they're Very beautiful too. So you're not just getting this great, great penis, but also this like, very hot person with this very hot face and beautiful. I do miss old Piminoff with the claques. Honey, she would have the 12 inch nails. I was like, that was very hot. They've since not had any acrylics for a while, but maybe they'll go back and I think we should go out some more.
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Let's talk about some more Only fans after the break. And we're black.
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Like Cleo. Like Cleopatra.
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Yes, Cleo. Cleo and then Mercury. And then their Twitter is Cleomercury with three X's. If you're into like, if you're into androgynous fantasies, Cleo Mercury might also be a and only fans that you might be interested in. They identify as a tomboy and femboy. They identify as the crossover between a tomboy and a femboy. You ever make it Only fans?
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I would Never make an OnlyFans. Okay, but which one is Cleo? Okay, in this one, we've got to blur this out. In this one, which one is Cleo? It's Cleo.
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You just keep scrolling. I can't see. Put it over your face. You have a hold over your face. No, if you just keep scrolling, Cleo's.
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Is this the Asian one?
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The Asian one, yeah.
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Got it.
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Work. Why would you ever make only fans? You can make a lot of money. I mean, you already. You already have your entire ass on. You know, there was someone that I. Someone who's only fans I subscribe to when I got in there. When I tell you they were not showing anything. You can't show on. Like, I mean, maybe you might get in a little trouble on Instagram and they were making a lot of money.
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So you already know how much I know. How much money these people are making? Did they post the numbers?
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A lot of people do post their numbers, but also you can see at the top how many likes they have. And you can. So you. You can like assume.
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You know what I mean?
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I don't know the. The. The exact dollar amount they were making. This. This one guy online posted that he made.
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I remember the white guy, the white. The white kid on Tick Tock.
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He posted like, I just saw his TikTok, but I can't. He posted like he made like, like $6 million or something
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in a year.
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And. And you know that. You know that one girl, Catch Me Outside?
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Oh, bad, bad baby.
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Yeah. Reno Gomez, I think 6 million in a year, but Bad baby, Catch Me outside, she made $40 million in a.
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That is crazy.
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A month.
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That's crazy.
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Mona. I'm gonna say that again so y' all can hear me.
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Is that definite? Is that really is like.
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Like 100. Is that. She posted screen. Screen grabs. And if you go to her page, I mean, well, how much is her only fans? You know, if it's less than $10, I'll subscribe right now. Tell you how many folks are up in there. Only fans. Her name is. I don't know her. I don't think her real name is her. Her only fan name was Catch Me Outside. Bad Barbie.
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Bad baby.
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Bad baby. How do you spell baby?
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B, H, A, B, I, E. Who's Bad Barbie? That's another person.
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Who is that?
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I don't know.
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And they're not spelled the same.
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I don't think so.
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Is she Bad Barbie girl? Bhad Bhabie has 1.61 million likes. Her OnlyFans is $24 a month.
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Bob, buy it.
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I'm not buying that shit. I'll use the Silver Robbery account. You buy it. I'm not paying 23 to see what's in there. I'm not paying.
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252.
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No, 20. 24 is 24. 23.99amonth.
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But I also have a picture to go see. Multiverse of Madness.
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That's which I didn't see.
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That's good. That's a ticket to the movies on a Friday.
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I don't go to them. I go to movies once, maybe twice a year. Maybe. Last we all saw was the Batman and she was disappointed. And I want my money back for that too. I enjoyed the popcorn more than I enjoyed the movie. Now you buy back. You buy Bhad Bhabie's onlyfans.
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Oh, if I've had Bad Baby I am invoicing civil rivalry. Honey. Hey, you know what?
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And I have. I have.
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I have the keys to the account. I will be transferring my money immediately,
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expeditiously, and I will send your ass to prison for. What's the word? Embezzlement. Oh, immediately. Talk about expeditious. Immediately.
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Imagine I do it right now in five minutes. I hear the door. Sir, they.
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Bernie made off. We're here to pick you up.
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Okay, so she made $40 million in a month, Bob.
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And a girl. She has 1.61. And I. And I don't. I don't think she's showing anything on there either. Like, I don't think she's showing anything crazy.
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What is the appeal? Because. Because of, like, her online Persona, people just. Cause I think her. The thing was, like, as soon as she turned 18 and she became legal, she did it. So that just speaks to, like. I mean. And again, she's legal.
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I don't think she did. She's 19. So I think she waited a little bit.
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I think.
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No, no, no.
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But I think I remember this story. Like, she did it, like, as soon as she turned 18. That's when she made it. And that's why it became, like, this big thing, because she was like, as soon as I turn 18, I'm gonna make my onlyfans. And, like, it was like, on her 18th birthday, she did this, and it was this, like, crazy influx.
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I mean, honestly, you got to use. You got to get what you want
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and $40 million in a month, Bob. No, I don't know.
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I don't know what you're supposed to do with that amount of money. Oh, bitch. Yeah. Because she grossed $52 million, but after
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their cut, she got 40 million.
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Isn't that wild?
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I used to think, what can I. I mean, what.
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I mean, I also was a year, and I'm. Cause I found. Oh, no, maybe that was in the year.
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Okay, that makes a little more sense.
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In February, she made. 657. $657,000. In January, she made 700,000. In October, she made. In October of 2021, she made 1 million.
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She posted this online.
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Yeah, because. Because it's to flex. Is. Is. Is this. Is this. Isn't this the same as holding up a stack of money to your ear?
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Yeah.
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You know, is it the same as nicki Minaj saying 50k for a version no album out?
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Yeah. You're not wrong. I mean, yeah.
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Yeah. She made 2 million in August. So, like, what is she doing with all this? I Hope she's paying her taxes.
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I'm.
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I mean, so you're telling me if, if all you have to do is post a couple of ass clap pictures on the Internet, you could get. If you could get money. If you could get half of that, you wouldn't do it.
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But I don't think for 20 million
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C
you wouldn't do it.
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A
For 20 million I would, but I don't think I'll make that money. I don't think that I have the same sex appeal. And what. I'm not selling what Bhad Bhabie is selling. And I do not think I would if I admitted onlyfans. I would maybe, maybe, maybe on like a really, really good Monet's Turning the party on OnlyFans, I think I would make maybe $50,000 out of the year. Maybe.
- [24:49]
C
Well, what are you posting? Are you busting down or are you just getting a little. Are you just posting a little bit
- [24:53]
A
of the most they will see is what I post on my Instagram. I am not sucking no dick on OnlyFans. I'm not taking no dick on OnlyFans. I'm NOT showing my dick on OnlyFans. I would show my ass. And that's it.
- [25:02]
C
Cause you just walk around in your hair in, in a gaff.
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A
Not vibe. Not by marketing my early.
- [25:11]
C
I'm managing. Walk around in the hair with a gaff on.
- [25:15]
A
Hey, with my ass out.
- [25:17]
C
Nah, with your ass covered up wearing a three piece suit. Yes, bitch ass out.
- [25:22]
A
But you have to be really smart about how you do it because there are ways to like you can show less and make. Because it's all about the teas, right?
- [25:29]
C
Gypsy Rose?
- [25:30]
A
It's all about the teas. Dita Von Tees, the art of the tease. It's all about like doing it in like a really cunty smart way that I don't know, it's. It's a lot that Bob. Okay, I'm not making only fans. I'm not making only. I don't know why we're having the conversation.
- [25:44]
C
You're the one plotting and planning. How you gonna. How you gonna make.
- [25:48]
A
You're driving the car. You brought me to this point. You were like, Monet, hear me out. You, you stared us here.
- [25:54]
C
Well, I'm about to make Jacob bust down for only fans. So y' all sign up for Jake. Only fans.
- [25:58]
A
How many only fans are you currently? Like, how many are you currently subscribed to?
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C
Maybe like two or three, I think. I mean, but I always, I always unsubscribe so my. I'm not, like, actually subscribed to any of them, if that makes any sense. Because I subscribe and then I unsubscribe, so I only see them for like, a month.
- [26:16]
A
Do you ever open. You ever, like, go to. So, like, someone. Some. Some tease on Instagram or. I've been guilty of this. Some tease on Instagram or TikTok who. Because TikTok is one of my favorite talks. When you just scroll and throw in some guy, like, doing some dances, his big ass dick flopping his pants. And I've definitely subscribed to. Subscribe and subscribe immediately to those to see what's really good. And then I'm like, child, please. Anyway, this should be boring as hell. They don't show nothing, but that's how they get you.
- [26:43]
C
There's also several people have free only fans. You can. You remember Shay had only fans for a while.
- [26:49]
A
Yeah, but it was just for, like, content.
- [26:51]
C
Yeah, yeah. I didn't say she was busting down. I'm just saying she had only fans
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A
for a while because no one said only fans. Only fans has become a porn thing. But they were fans.
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C
Do you remember that?
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A
Yeah, yeah. Because of the whole development.
- [27:05]
C
The Internet gathered them, honey. The Internet gathered them.
- [27:09]
A
But it's also. Okay. Do you only do only fans or do you do just for fans too? If someone said just for fans, I'm like, baby, I'm not making another count.
- [27:15]
C
No, if you have only fans, it's been wonderful, but I'll never see you again, right?
- [27:21]
A
Just for fans is just not.
- [27:22]
C
I'm not only fans. And so did Katya.
- [27:27]
A
What did Katya put on her only fans?
- [27:30]
C
I have no clue. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't subscribe to it.
- [27:34]
A
Oh, yeah. Oh, Plastique did. I forgot about this. I forgot. To be fair, Plastic's really hot, so. I mean, did she.
- [27:45]
C
Does Plastic still have the only fans? I think it's gone. She took it down.
- [27:47]
A
Yeah, she doesn't have it anymore.
- [27:52]
C
Only fans announced. Plastique Tiara is here to work. Polish, persistent. And now only fans P is serving her fiercest looks and talent realness exclusively to her fans. The stylish queens. Can't wait to meet you. So head over to join her. And then when you click on the link, it takes you nowhere. The page is gone. Maybe it was like a. It seemed like it was like. It was like a. A group promotion between them because only fans, like the official only fans Twitter posted about it.
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A
Mm. You know, at one Point.
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C
Maybe that's what. Maybe. Maybe that was an attempt to rebrand.
- [28:28]
A
At one point, I thought about. I thought about getting boobs at one point when like, maybe like a year before drag Race. Like that. Like, year before drag race, I was like, maybe I should get boobs. I was like, thinking about, like, my drag. Listen, everything is about. Is about how easy my. I was like, it'll make my drag so much easier. I would be able to wear so many things that I can't wear if I just got boobs. Let's just get boobs. And then I decided not to do it. But I thought about it, like, for a good, like, four months. I was like, I should get boobs.
- [29:00]
C
You could always get boobs. Just to clarify, you mean breast implants?
- [29:03]
A
Yes, breast implants. I thought about getting breast implants.
- [29:07]
C
You know, you don't have to be a woman to have boobs.
- [29:10]
A
I don't.
- [29:11]
C
Anyone can have boobs. And if you change your mind down the road, and if you change your mind down the road, girl, get yourself some titties. You gotta live your life. You gotta do what feels right for you in that particular.
- [29:22]
A
And I'm like, imagine if I got booze back then. I would have boobs, bitch. That would be cunt,
- [29:31]
B
bro. You can.
- [29:32]
C
You can still be cunt, Monet. You can still go get those boobs. And you cuntiness is just.
- [29:37]
A
I would, I wouldn't.
- [29:39]
C
How big are we talking?
- [29:41]
A
But chick wasn't how big I'm talking. I would've probably gotten like a 38, dude. Or like a 38. Or like a 38C. Cause I wanted to balance me out. Like, I'm not no tiny girl. Like, I am bitch. I am Monet, thee stallion. Like, I would have definitely. Like, I want to think like a. Like a 38C or D. But then now, knowing what I know, especially with explant Michelle's documentary about, like, implant sickness and so many things that can happen when you get boob implants. And, like, it just seems like I'm happy I never went down that road. Cause it could have led to who knows what health concerns with me. So, you know, I'm happy I did that.
- [30:21]
C
To be clear, Michelle Visage had those boobs in for a very long time. Michelle had those boobs in, I think before. Literally before you were born. And technology has changed a lot since Michelle Visage got her boobs done.
- [30:37]
A
It has. But listen, who knows? I mean, but there's still the unknown, right? You just do never know. And I mean, When I, when I got them, I didn't plan on getting them and getting them out in 10 years. I would. The. I would think I would keep them for rest of my life. And then when I. And so who knows, you know what I mean? But. And lots of people gets boobs all the time. People get boobs every day and live with them for decades and they're fine. But who knows, you know, there are
- [31:03]
C
lots of people now who are getting their boob implants taken out and having them replaced with fat. They're getting in like basically a BBL for your breasts. There's like a lot of people are doing that now.
- [31:12]
A
Really?
- [31:13]
C
Yep. That is a thing.
- [31:16]
A
Girl.
- [31:17]
C
You can get that done. But in order to do that, you have to, you have to have something to give. So you have to like gain weight or just have the weight already. Why? To give somebody. Skinny girls be trying to get these bbls, but they don't have nothing to give. Mm.
- [31:33]
A
And you can't take fat from someone else and put it inside of you, right? Because of like blood and shit.
- [31:40]
C
I don't know. There's probably some sort of a. I think obviously if so it probably have to be a really specific person. You know what I mean? Yeah, like, like you, you can take entire organs from people and put them inside other people as well.
- [31:53]
A
So yeah, this is true. But, but there are a lot of compatible compatibility things. I think it'll be like the same blood type and that like there are issues that come into play with that. So I'm sure the same thing would do with fat.
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C
That's what I'm.
- [32:03]
A
I would imagine.
- [32:04]
C
That's what I was saying. Yeah. You can't just take anyone's fat, put it in someone else. But I'm sure if they, but maybe if they are the right donor, maybe they can. I don't know.
- [32:13]
A
Well, let's take a little break, Bob, and I'll tell you about the fat I'm going to put in your ass. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try@mintmobile.com switch.
- [32:44]
B
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- [32:54]
A
Okay, we're back. So my goal for Bob and I to fully converge, I want to take the fat from my belly and put it in Bob's butt and give Bob the Exchange family secret, which is a bbl.
- [33:12]
C
See a minute.
- [33:13]
A
I'm giving you a bbl. I think I'm a bbl.
- [33:15]
C
You said it's the exchange family secret, which is.
- [33:18]
A
No, it's a big ass, not a bbl.
- [33:20]
C
Oh, that's a secret.
- [33:22]
A
Interesting.
- [33:24]
C
You know, I am grateful. I like my butt the way it is, and I don't think I want to add anything to it. And, you know, I think that I will probably end up gaining weight over time, and my butt will get bigger, and then I might lose some weight. My butt will get smaller, but my butt is usually in some way proportion to my. To the rest of my body. To the rest of my body. I don't have one. No one's ever like, oh, my God. But it's so flatter. But it's so big. It's like, oh, that's. That's your butt for sure, Bob.
- [33:51]
A
I want to take a little bit of time just to not brag, but to celebrate. So, like I said, so Bob and I, and this is Yalls chance, too, we're giving y' all a little inside tea. We're currently in rehearsals for our tour. And when I tell you I was, like, a little bit near tears yesterday rehearsing with the Hachaji Couture, because they are just so fucking good, and they have so much energy, and they came into rehearsals being so fierce. I am so excited to tour with them. They're just. I love them.
- [34:23]
C
Yeah, you know, House, Juicy Couture, they bring a very wonderful vibe to. Just so we're clear, when we say House of Juicy Couture, obviously we don't mean every member of the House of Juicy Couture. We have. You know, there's hundreds of juicies around the world, not even everyone from Legendary. We specifically have Dae Dae Kamiyah, Brooklyn, and Kawu joining us on our tour, and they're the ones who are pictured in our. In the poster as well. You know, they bring in a really lovely energy. They are all so different. All very funny. Kamiyah keeps running around with a chair.
- [35:01]
A
The chair.
- [35:03]
C
Whenever anyone argues, she picks up a chair and just runs across the room.
- [35:09]
A
Or whenever someone's doing something really fierce, she, like, picks up the chair and she has to strike up the chair, you know.
- [35:14]
C
Now you know, I think Kamiyah and Brooklyn are the next filming rivalry. These two, girl, these two be going at it. I feel like, oh, my God. I'd be like, is this how folks feel when me.
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A
Yes, Bob. Yes.
- [35:31]
C
Me and Monet
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A
and not me and Monet. This is how people feel when you see do like Monet was earlier. Speak from an I place. Try that.
- [35:42]
C
Nigga. Shut the fuck up. What's your part in this?
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A
Oh, my God. Bob's favorite line is, what's your part of this? Sometimes it's not someone's part. Sometimes it's all you.
- [35:52]
C
That is very interesting that you say that. That is very interesting that you say that because, you know, like my mom used to always say, mom used to always say, I ain't arguing by myself. I ain't arguing by myself.
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A
I have all. You never been. You've never been in a. A verbal exchange of words with someone and they are fully just argue with themselves. You sitting there like, like they are just going off. You have not said two words and they're just going off. That's. That's someone arguing with themselves. That's someone who wants to argue.
- [36:21]
C
I don't find myself in those scenarios terribly often. Me and Monet were talking recently about disagreeing with our partners. And we are very different. Me, me and Monet are like, I just be like, oh, my God. I was like, this is. This is wild, Girl. We be talking, we be like, listen, I just wanna.
- [36:47]
A
Well, you know, I have a long history of dating hood ass niggas. Like, that's just what it was. Like, it's just, you know, whatever, you know.
- [36:56]
C
I just wanna clarify that people from the hood also know how to use their words.
- [37:01]
A
And no one is saying that. I'm talking about my experience about the people I used to fuck with. And that's my own toxic behavior.
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C
And I'm just clarifying. There are lots of hood niggas in the world who know how to use their words.
- [37:11]
A
I'm sure there are. They're not the ones I fucked with.
- [37:15]
C
Why were you. Why were you interested in like dating toxic guys?
- [37:18]
A
No, it's just what I found myself. I was dating DL guys. So they're just toxic by nature. It's just what it was.
- [37:25]
C
I just don't understand. What about the yell guys? I never understood what is attractive about DL guy. It never made sense to me. To me. It never made sense to me. I just want to maybe get in your brain a little bit.
- [37:34]
A
I mean I think it was what I, what I saw a lot of my friends dating at the time. What I thought was fierce, what I thought was hot having to do with like a nice ass car and, and had like nice things. I thought that that was, I thought that was popping and I thought is
- [37:49]
C
it the nice things? Because it doesn't sound, it doesn't sound like it's. It doesn't from an outsider. It doesn't sound like it's about the nice thing. There's a lot with nice things.
- [37:56]
A
The, the aesthetic with. Of nice things, right? Like the, like the dude who would. Who was diving, who was driving a nice car and would be. Would be rocking the cycle clothes that I thought was hot at the time. Well, I thought it was a nice car. A BMW X5 fresh with the rims coming out with his fitted a baggy white tee, jeans, some fresh. Tim's hot.
- [38:21]
C
And I feel like there's lots of guys like that who aren't toxic and aren't DL too. So that's what I'm saying.
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A
What is it about the D?
- [38:27]
C
What is it about the DL?
- [38:29]
A
Not from. But they. Not. But not from my neighborhood where I live. I did not know any guy who looked like that and dressed like that. Maybe. Maybe in Atlanta, in New York. I did not know guys that looked and dressed like that that were out and open like yes, Queen or I didn't. I had did not see find one ever. They were always DL.
- [38:46]
C
So was any. So was it. I guess my question is, is it the aesthetics or is it the DL that's attractive?
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A
It was the aesthetic. It was giving someone who was that who was out and gay. And that was not a thing. You would not find dudes who had all of that stuff going on and were out and gay. They were. They never. I had never met one. Well, back then, right? Like young, like 19, 20, 21, 22 year old me. I'm sure they were out there, but I did not know these people.
- [39:12]
C
And did you want to date you did you did you didn't. You didn't find any straight guys attractive? Like the straightness? You didn't find straightness attractive?
- [39:19]
A
I mean, I'm sure there was a part of the shrinkness that was attractive. But if I was to find the same thing in a person who was open and who was not closeted, I would have found that hot too. But I never found dudes who were into that kind of stuff and that lifestyle and who adorned themselves in those things. I did not find that same thing in, out, queer people, they were always closeted guys.
- [39:41]
C
And what do you think changed? What was it about the queer aesthetic that you didn't find attractive?
- [39:47]
A
I think that I came to my own love and self acceptance of me, especially through drag. And I realized that I didn't want that anymore. I realized if I wanted to be in a relationship with someone, I did not want to be this afterthought. I did not want to be this secret lover. I wanted to be with someone who was open about loving me, just like I wanted to be with them. And I think a lot of it is just age. Like, you grow up, you're like, this is not cute. I cannot be. I was like, almost picture my life. I was like, when I'm 35, 40 years old, and I want to, like, have a kid, same thing. 35 and 40 are, duh, Bob. I'm giving examples anyway. But I was like, when I become 35, 40 years old, like, do I like. And I want to bring someone home to my family and I want to have kids and I want to go on vacation. I was like, I'll never be able to do this with someone who's closeted. And as I grew up, I was like, yeah, this is not cute, nigga. Bye. And I just moved on. A lot of that comes with just age and age and growth and maturity. Like, when you're young, when you were young, youth, you will accept the dumbest shit. When I. Well, let me speak for y', all, for anyone else, when I was young, I was willing to accept anything because a lot of that was my self worth about how I feel and value myself. And I wasn't fully out the closet. I wasn't fully, like, loving and accepting all who Kevin and Monet was. So with age, I grew and understood, like, that shit was whack. And I need to see my value and my worth. And I can't be with someone who doesn't see that I want that.
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C
There is a. There is a. In my opinion, there's kind of like a stereotypical difference between theater majors and music majors. And something about being a theater major is you just come out, like, not always, obviously, but you come out like, you really are like. You're like, I'm gay. And you come out. Something about music majors. Music majors are. It's weird because they are acting so. And I've seen this a lot of times. Let me finish this thought. Because they don't. Everyone doesn't. A lot of time, music majors are acting so gay. And I mean, like, Visibly gay to anyone who can see or hear them. Like, anyone is like, this is, this is gay as hell. But they won't say they're gay. And when I. So at my school, the music campus and the theater campus were like a block away from each other. We were all downtown, so everyone was on the main campus except for the performance majors. And we were all in two different campuses downtown. And those music majors, the way they would come over and just be so gay but then talk to us about our gayness as if they weren't us was really strange.
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A
A lot of it. And I'll tell you what it is. It's church. A lot of it is religion and church. A lot of. Especially in New York, all the theater kids, like, a lot of them were so out and so whatever. Because the main difference between the theater kids and the music kids was all the music kids. We all went to the same churches or we all would sing at each other's churches, or we were all in like, choirs and stuff where that was not. I mean, I'm not saying that all the theater kids were like that, but the majority of the theater kids, that was not the experience. They weren't church kids. A lot of kids in chorus and in the music department were all kids who grew up singing in church who wanted to grow that gift in high school. Whereas the theater kids were kids who had been doing theater. They've been doing, to like doing theater summer camps and stuff like that. And some of them did. Were church kids too. But the majority of music kids were all even. This was the same thing for me in college and high school and middle school, all the kids in music were church kids who could sing. And all the theater kids were kids who liked to just sing music, who, who did not necessarily come from a church experience. And I, I found that to be the main difference in the two. And church, as we know, is toxic as fuck. All these motherfuckers in church be gay as hell.
- [43:36]
C
My God. Shots fired at churches actually sounds terrible.
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A
Church is chicken.
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C
When, when you, when you were at church, when you were working at church, when I met, when I worked at church, did they know you were gay?
- [43:47]
A
Yeah. As an adult, I went to Christchurch on 60th street and Park, and it was, it was an openly accepting gay church. Like, the pastor was not like fire and, and, and, and, and brimstone for the two down to the fags. He was like, God loves everyone. He accepts everyone, including the streets. Yeah, he, he's like, oh. He was like, God loves facts. I Mean, he, like, he, like. God loves faggots, he loves lesbians, he loves dykes, he loves trans people, like, come all like. That's what I went to. That's where I was working at. I could not in my adult life work at a church that was anti gay. Ike. No way, bitch. I used to bob. I used to go to church in drag. You know this. I used to be in rehearsal, getting ready for therapy. Time to work, work, work.
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C
Wig on.
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A
Like, that's how I'm to church.
- [44:32]
C
But I also noticed there's a thing where people like. I've noticed a thing where people can be in churches and you can just act gay and do everything gay, as long as you don't say you're gay.
- [44:42]
A
James Hall.
- [44:44]
C
I've seen guys up in church, I mean, in what seems like full drag, but they just be like, I'm not gay, though. They don't say they're not gay. They don't say. I don't know who that is. Who's James Hall?
- [44:54]
A
James hall is this black queer. I think he may be out now. James. I mean, I'm not anyone who listens to, who knows James hall music. James hall is in church giving high camp, high drag, high glamour. Okay? Anyone who has just. Y' all Google James hall, you'll be like, this motherfucker is G A Y. He's performing a G A Y this Friday. James hall is gay. And everyone in the church knew this. Like, you would go to James hall concerts and you're like,
- [45:28]
C
mm.
- [45:29]
A
But it was like this, like, unsaid spoken. No one ever said anything about it. But everyone in the church scene knew James hall was gay. Everyone knows that Ricky Dillard is gay. You know what I mean?
- [45:39]
B
Yes.
- [45:40]
C
James hall recently sued his ex for giving him an sti.
- [45:45]
A
This is James Hall. Yes, everyone knew. Everyone knows that Donald Lawrence is a fag. And I mean, y' all can. If church folk listen to this, you can say what you want.
- [45:54]
C
He's Donald Lawrence.
- [45:56]
A
Donna Lawrence said Donald Lawrence. He sings your mom's favorite song. Encourage yourself, Donna. Lawrence is gay as hell.
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C
Oh, with his fingers.
- [46:03]
A
Uh huh. He gay.
- [46:06]
C
Oh, my God. Well, not when they outing church people.
- [46:09]
A
I'm not outing church people. Everyone in church knows this. Everyone in church knows this.
- [46:17]
C
So James Hall's out now?
- [46:19]
A
Is he out now?
- [46:21]
C
I'm asking you. I just found out James hall existed.
- [46:23]
A
I don't know about.
- [46:24]
C
About three minutes ago.
- [46:26]
A
I don't know. I work. Well, James hall is out. I mean, again, I grew, like, everyone grew up with, like, knowing these people were gay, but you just kind of don't. I mean, you grew up in the church. You know this. There are people walking around the church and everybody be like, mary, I want to be clear.
- [46:47]
C
I went to church growing up. I did not grow up in the church. There's a difference between growing up Southern Baptist and being, like, someone who was, like, always in the church. I'm trying to see who James hall follows online. He follows RuPaul. No, I'm kidding. No, he follows Only person we have in common. He follows Titus Burgess. Oh, that is the only. There was someone that. I don't remember his name. And I'm actually kind of afraid to even mention his name on the podcast anyway, because he kind of scares me, quite frankly. But he was a guy that Andrew Caldwell was, like, feuding with. But this guy, like, he is just
- [47:22]
A
like, can you type in the chat or something?
- [47:24]
C
I don't know his name, and I don't even know his name, so I couldn't tell you even. But even if I did know it, I wouldn't say it anyway because he's like, he's always posting videos online with, like, his. He's like, he dresses kind of like James Hall. Like, he wears, like, church lady hats with these suits. And he, like, carries, like, a gun. And he always was like. Like, he's online being like. Like, he goes online and he says stuff and he's like. Like, let's say you had a. Had an issue with him. He'll be like, well, Kevin, I found your address and I'll be showing up at your home. I'll be outside with my gun. And then he posted a video of himself outside someone's home in his little church outfit with. I'm like. I'm like, this is.
- [48:03]
A
And is he gay?
- [48:05]
C
He seems it. If I find. I. I know this is not. Sorry to mention something that I. But I can never remember his name, but I remember finding him being like, oh, my God, this is the most. This is so scary. Like, I would be like, I would not want to. I would not want to beef with this guy because he looks like he has proclivities toward violence.
- [48:27]
A
Andrew Callism is the main one. Like, literally, this gay.
- [48:32]
C
I mean, he's straight, not gay no more.
- [48:34]
A
Right? He's this straight. Had a viral video of him at church and were like, I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I would not like whatever women.
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C
I remember he did an episode of Wild N Out.
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A
You told me this, which is him versus it.
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C
Was him versus latto, which is crazy.
- [48:54]
A
And by lotto, BD energy. Her, her, her, her, her, she, she, she, she. That lotto.
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C
I was like, that's crazy. Yeah. I mean, you know, I wonder who is like, I don't know if they reach out to him or if he just has a great team.
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A
No, he probably reached out to them. Maybe. Who knows? Honestly, at this day and age, who knows? Social media, who knows?
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C
Excuse me. Nick Cannon just said that he loves him.
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A
Nigga, wake your ass up.
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C
Go ahead. I'm not eating breakfast yet.
- [49:29]
A
Really? I had. Can I see what I had for breakfast?
- [49:31]
C
I had toast. I didn't. Ezra didn't make me toast. So I want to say.
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A
Did you say you had toast earlier? So.
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C
Yeah. But is toast the full breakfast?
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A
Did you have anything on the toast? Just give you some dry ass bread.
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C
I had two pieces of toast. One was jelly and one was avocado.
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A
Work I had this morning, I made. I had my Ezekiel bread, English muffin, Cut it in half, toasted it. I made an egg sunny side up. And then I fried two pieces of Spam and I fried some onions, and I put them all in a sandwich together with a half a slice of white cheddar cheese. And that was my breakfast. And I had one spring roll, and it was fucking good. Y', all. Those pork Katsu spring rolls from Trader Joe's. Chef's Kiss. So good. It's not an ad either. I just had to. I know what I had. Okay?
- [50:23]
C
So when I get off this zoom, I'm probably going to go to Jack in the Box and get the number 23. But I don't get sauce. I get cheddar cheese instead. I get one pack of ketchup, and then I get a large caramel iced coffee.
- [50:37]
A
Jack in the Box is just so underwhelming. Like, I have tr. I just. I've never had a thing at Jack in the Box that I like. It's just never good.
- [50:48]
C
I love their breakfast burrito. I'm so happy. Every time I eat their breakfast, I'm so happy. I'm always like. I'm so happy that I'm always thinking myself. I'm happy that I'm eating this. I'm. When I get it without the sauce, the cheese sauce is too much. I get it with cheddar cheese instead. And I'm always like, oh, thank God I'm eating this. This is so. I'm so happy.
- [51:05]
A
Thank God I'm eating this. Hey, Cat.
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C
Like some people eat, like, eat unhealthy Food. And they go, oh, I hate myself for that. And I'm like, I'm so glad I ate that. I am happy.
- [51:15]
A
We are working out a lot this week. We have been doing a lot of dancing. So are you sore?
- [51:21]
C
No, today I'm very sore.
- [51:24]
A
Only thing that hurts is my plantar fasciitis and that shit. And I met someone else the other day. She's like, girl, I have it too. And I was like, what do you do?
- [51:32]
C
Don't we still like everyone? All of us know what plantar fasciitis is.
- [51:36]
A
Plantar fasciitis is when, like, it's basically bone spurs in the bottom of your foot. So a lot of times people who are flat footed get them. And I have them in my right foot. And my heel, it's just like, it's like, especially in, like when you first wake up in the morning, it hurts so bad. And for some people, they can't even walk because it's like really bad. So she gave me some things that she does. She buys heel stretching socks that she wears at night to help the bones stay stretched. So it's not just like this all night. And then they have. You can wear these heel things to make them a better butt. Bitch. This morning my foot was fucked up. I'm like, oh, girl, it's not going to be good when I get older. But we're here.
- [52:11]
C
I had shin splints yesterday from dancing. Just so y' all know, Monet and I are. We are dancing on this show. For us, anyway. I mean, I'm sure that Kennedy Davenport will probably, you know, whack her finger at what we're doing. But for me, for me, for me, this is a lot of dancing. Uh huh, uh huh. Wake your ass up. Wake your ass up.
- [52:34]
A
I'm sorry, I want to reiterate for. Cause some people still, they're like, what you're doing? What? Our tour is not just Bob and I going to a city, sitting down on a stage and talking at each other for an hour and a half. No, the whole first hour of our show is a drag show. Bob and I, during our live, our own original music. We have videos, we have dancers, how to use couture. It's like a full show. Then we're gonna do a 30 minute podcast and then end with this really big crazy number. So it is not just a podcast. I know. And no shade to podcast tours that just do that, that's good for them. But ours is a full show. Just so y' all know, in case y' all still have question marks about what the civil rivalry show is going to be.
- [53:17]
C
Do you think if me and you and Trixie and Kathy got to a physical altercation, would we win?
- [53:21]
A
We would fucking destroy them. I mean, within the first five minutes, we would Mollywop those two white bitches.
- [53:28]
C
Okay? Me and you versus Willem in Alaska.
- [53:33]
A
Bob.
- [53:35]
C
Bob, me and you versus Jada Essence hall and Heidi in Closet.
- [53:40]
A
Bob.
- [53:41]
C
Yeah. We're getting Dick and Fumble.
- [53:44]
A
I can't think of one drag duo that could take us.
- [53:47]
C
Cameron Michaels and AJ o'. Hara.
- [53:52]
A
I'm taking Cameron. I'll give you my light work.
- [53:55]
C
You can take Asia, Vanjie and Silky.
- [53:59]
A
Ok, Now, Vanjie can. You can tell. Vanjie can scuffle. Silky, Maybe she can scuffle too. I don't know. What do you think?
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C
Latrice and Manila.
- [54:12]
A
Oh, okay, so here's the plan, right? You and I, we both. We both gotta. We gotta take Latrice on together. We will. We could dust Latrice and then Manila would just sit there, probably crying, and we'll fuck her up after.
- [54:23]
C
Well, Latrice is a little older. Latrice and Manila.
- [54:26]
A
This is true. Latrice is an older lady, so girl
- [54:30]
C
and the knees is probably not.
- [54:31]
A
But Latrice got hands. Latrice got hands, though. Latrice got some hands. I've seen Latrice almost get into a physical fight, and I could tell Latrice got some hands.
- [54:39]
B
Where?
- [54:42]
A
I'll tell you. I'll tell you off camera.
- [54:46]
C
Okay? Me and you versus the queen of hands, Alyssa Ellis. We know she's first ahead.
- [55:07]
A
Why did I want to say Tatiana? Because Tatiana said that her songwriting team was so good.
- [55:11]
C
Okay, so the other day at work, Monet was like, do you want to get cupped? Do you want to get cup together? Oh, my God, I'm ridiculous in this scenario. So someone. Someone in our. In our group has these bru. The cup bruises. And Monet says, do you want to get cupped? And I said, no, I don't. I don't want to get coped. Monet goes, why not? And I just said, well, I don't want to talk about it. That feels like Monae should be like, okay, and let it. And become one with the wind in the sky and let it go, okay. Monet goes, why? And I said, monet, I just don't want to talk about her. And she goes, but why? We're the queens of oversharing everything. Tell me why. Why don't you want to get up? And I said, Monet, I just don't want to talk. And Monet's like, you're being weird. You're being so weird, y'.
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D
All.
- [56:03]
A
When I tell you, Bob and I talk about everything. And also. And normally, it's something that's really crazy. Bob was like, monet, I really want to talk about it. Like, let's.
- [56:10]
B
Like.
- [56:10]
A
I'm like, okay, I will get a cue from that. But we were all, like, in the thing.
- [56:14]
C
I was like, why do you want to come?
- [56:15]
A
He's like, monet, I want some.
- [56:15]
C
But you're not good at picking up on social cues, Monet. Because I didn't want to insult this woman, because I don't believe in that kind of stuff. But I don't want to go into someone who's had this work done on their body, and then maybe it's part of their healing process and, you know, blah, blah, blah. I don't want to be like, I don't believe in that bullshit, that I'm dumb. So to that point, even more, though,
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A
she was all the way on the
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C
other side of the room. No, y', all. When I tell. She was literally. I could have reached out and grabbed her by her ponytail. I'm telling y', all. I'm gonna describe y' all right now perfectly. No, this is why I know Monet's full of. Because it was before rehearsal. All of us were standing. If you ever been in, like, in a rehearsal hall, there's this one corner where the sound system is. We were all in that corner. Monet pointed directly at her and said, we should get cups. By the way, y', all, this room. If I whisper in this room, it knocks off every corner. Let me finish my story, babe.
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A
Continue, continue. Then I'm going say my part.
- [57:09]
C
Because dance rooms are notoriously known for. For carrying sound throughout the whole entire. So we're all in the room together. Mon. Do y' all think Monet's quietly. Do you guys think Monet's over there? Do y' all think. When they walked over and said, bob, do you think we should get cupped? And do you. Then I said, no, I don't want to get cupped. Then she goes, do you think. She whispered, why not, Bob? Why do you think you. Do you think Monet. No. Monet is talking loud as hell. It is early. We have a lot of energy. And I said, well, I don't want to talk about it. My name's like, why? When he starts tickling me and then, why? She's like, why? So we're going Back for. So it is very loud. So that I guarantee that woman heard every word we were saying. Even if, by the way, she was right next to us. Even if she was clear across the room, she still would have heard every word we were saying. So now go ahead and tell your lie.
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A
Okay, so we. So first of all, we were not. But we were in the front. So y'.
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B
All.
- [57:57]
A
It's like the room is a square. And so, like, the big.
- [57:59]
C
Continue. Whatever.
- [58:01]
A
The big mirror with all the. The wall with all the mirrors is there. The sound system is to the left. And then we were all in that area. Bob was saying. And I was like. And I asked him to think about cupping. And then. And I was like, no, I wouldn't. I don't want to talk about it. I was like, why? And then we were all like, Juice Couture, stretching, doing their thing. Our. Our creative director choreographer is doing things, talking to everyone. And then I start tickling Bob, as he said. And when I start sickling Bob, Bob starts to scurry and, like, run around the room. So I'm, like, trying to tickle him. I'm like, bob, why? But he's like, I don't want to talk about it. I'm tickling. I'm like, bob, tell me. You're being so weird. All Bob had to say. Cause, girl, I don't believe in that shit.
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C
That's all. Bob.
- [58:38]
A
Bob, act like it was like some crazy.
- [58:40]
C
She could not hear.
- [58:41]
A
She was on the other side of
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C
the room at that point. 1. She wasn't. It doesn't matter. Monet. You.
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D
You.
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C
The way you would just sprinkle in. False. That is what happened. Their truth.
- [58:52]
A
That is what happened.
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C
But the reason why. And I'm not. I'm not going on too long, but the reason why I want to even mention is because she was standing right next. Monet looked directly at Monet looked right at her. She was standing right next to us. And then Monet looked right at me. We were all within. All within 5ft of each other. And then Monet said, we should get cupped. I said, I don't want to. And then Monet immediately said. Immediately said, why not? And I said, I don't want to talk about it, Mon.
- [59:14]
A
Exactly. Then I tickled you immediately.
- [59:17]
C
And by this point, she had not sprinted across the room. She was still standing next to us.
- [59:20]
A
Monet, no. As I tickled you, you started running. Because every time I've been tickling you and teasing you for the past two days, and you ran across the room and then. And then I followed you.
- [59:30]
C
Everyone's watching us. Everyone knows what we're talking about. Everyone. Because we're screaming. We are cackling and screaming. So I don't want to be like, I don't believe in that dump cup and shit. This shit. I don't want to judge this woman's belief. This is part of her healing process, and I want her healing to go accordingly. So. Well, I mean, pick up on the social cue, mama.
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A
I'm getting cupping. Cause it looks fierce, and Marvin says it makes him feel really good.
- [59:53]
C
Because it looks fierce?
- [59:54]
A
No, because. Okay, let me finish. Marvin said it makes him feel really good after he. After he gets done. She said it's like, it's really changed her stuff, so I want to try it. Have you ever done acupuncture?
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C
No. No. I think that I feel like cupping is psychosomatic. I don't know that, though. But I feel like a lot of people are like, it doesn't actually do anything, which is why I wouldn't want to spe the money getting the bruises.
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A
So, you know, like, what I mean. Do you feel like. Do you feel. Do you like reflexology?
- [60:27]
C
No.
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A
Is there any type. Do you. Is there anything that you believe in?
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C
Yeah, I believe in a lot of stuff. Like, if I. If I. If I pull my. If I break my leg, I believe in getting a cast, and I believe in going. And I believe in going to physical therapy. Yeah.
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A
So there's a cast for your. For your mind, though, because just like. Just like you get a physical cast, there are ways to use casts and things to help heal your mind and your body.
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C
Like. Like cupping is a cast for your mind.
- [61:05]
A
That. Not. Not cupping specifically, but that, like, just like you go see a doctor for your physical body, you go see a therapist for your mental body.
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C
What does that do with cupping? I believe in therapy. I believe in therapy and psychologists. Just be clear. I'm talking about cupping and ear and ear candling and that kind of. And that kind of shit. Like, ear candling is not a thing. Do you know what ear candle is?
- [61:29]
A
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
- [61:32]
C
I fucking used to waste money on ear candles.
- [61:33]
A
When I handle. I'm looking it up.
- [61:36]
C
An ear candle.
- [61:38]
A
Ear candle.
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C
Whereas Monet says an air candle. Yeah. You put it in your ear, and then you burn. You put a plate over your ear, you put the ear candle in your ear, then you burn the candle, and then it pulls, like, wax and toxins out of your ear, and then you open it up and you can see the top. And I used to do that. And then one day I just thought to myself, because I was. And then you open it, you see all the stuff, and I'll be like, all that came out of my ear. They'd be like, yeah, all that came out of your ear. And then one day, randomly, I was like, let me burn this candle by itself. Just by itself, and bitch, it pulled the stuff from my ear. Pulled it. Pulled it out of thin air.
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A
That was. Cause it was in the room, Bob.
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C
That's. Cause it's bullshit. Air candling does not do anything to or for you. It is bullshit. And I wasted time. I used to fucking candle. I used to oil pull. I used to oil pull. How often ear candling I wouldn't handle. Like maybe once every two weeks. I used to oil pull every day.
- [62:39]
A
What's oil pull?
- [62:40]
C
It's when you swish coconut oil around in your mouth. And I remember this pulling toxins out of your mouth. It's. It's not. It's not.
- [62:49]
A
I remember this. I remember the oil pulling.
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C
It is. I was just. I was just swishing coconut oil in my mouth, looking crazy.
- [62:57]
A
Sometimes I want to.
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C
But then again, I also feel bad because, like, there's probably somebody listening to this in oil pulling right now, and they think I'm judging, judging their system. But if it makes you feel good, then go for it. But it does not make me feel. I don't think that that stuff makes me feel good. It makes me feel like I'm being had, quite frankly.
- [63:14]
A
Interesting. Yeah. A lot of stuff out there. Who fucking knows what be working and what don't. I don't fucking know. But the only things, I only like physical stuff. Like, I've never done acupuncture. I've never done cupping. I like massages. I like a good old massage with some common music and someone to physically work the knots out of my back. That's another thing. Anytime I have. Anytime someone is like, do you feel that knot? I'm like, no. Like, I never. I guess my hands are just dumb. I'm not trained to feel knots one day. Like, they're like, you don't feel that knot right there. I'm like, bitch, no. You could be saying anything. I don't feel no fucking knots. Even when I try to go and feel knots on other people, I don't ever feel it. Do you ever feel knots on things? I don't have that shit.
- [63:55]
C
No. I have felt people's shoulders are tense. But that's.
- [63:59]
A
But I'm like, what?
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B
What?
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C
What about muscle? Never felt a knot. How you.
- [64:05]
A
Once when someone says someone's tense, I'm like, maybe it's just a muscle.
- [64:08]
C
Well, I've grabbed people who are really muscular and they're just like jello too, because they're so relaxed. I have seen that, but I've never felt a knot. No, never a knot.
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A
Yeah, I don't know how to anyway.
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C
But I do believe in getting massages and massage. Did they give you.
- [64:26]
A
Did Pitstop give you a gift when you let. When you finish this past season?
- [64:29]
C
Yes, they did. Can you get it for me, Jacob? It's the gift that Pit Stop gave me. What did they give you?
- [64:38]
A
Let's see what they gave you.
- [64:39]
C
No. Well, Jacob's going to get mine. You said they gave you a massage. What did they get you?
- [64:43]
A
They gave me a massage at a 250 gift card to get a massage.
- [64:47]
C
Joe gave it to you? Joe gave you a massage with his own hands?
- [64:50]
B
Mm.
- [64:51]
C
Oh, my God.
- [64:53]
A
And I mean really weird. Like, he put like this penis in my butt afterwards, but it was like,
- [64:59]
C
fine, but you liked it. This is what they got me.
- [65:05]
A
What does it say?
- [65:06]
C
I can't find it, but
- [65:10]
A
oh, my God, I'm gonna drag Joe his little ugly self.
- [65:20]
C
Well, it says the best. Mato's 2022. Wait, were you twins? Twins?
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A
I'll take the massage.
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C
Enjoy it. I have this, which comforts me, and I love this little trophy. And it is. It is up there with my GLAAD Media Awards.
- [65:43]
A
Good for you.
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C
Well, Monet, I will see you soon.
- [65:48]
A
I will see you soon, girl.
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C
All right, bye, everyone.
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A
Bye.
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D
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