The One About Our Favorite Movies

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Our Favorite Movies"

Release Date: February 16, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Podcast Description: Drag superstars and comedic power-duo Monét X Change (Miss Congeniality, RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, and All Stars 4 winner) and Bob the Drag Queen (winner, Drag Race Season 8) are back with another raucous, hilarious episode—this time, diving into their favorite movies and must-see films.

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Episode Overview

This episode is dedicated to movie love and shade as Bob and Monét go through their personal lists of "must-see" movies—the films they'd make required viewing for their friends. They dive into which films moved them, which musicals shaped their tastes, and which movies just plain piss them off. Expect classic Sibling Rivalry banter, personal stories, recurring jokes, and drag queen wit as they lovingly roast each other’s choices and pop culture itself.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sibling Banter and Blaming Each Other (01:16–10:00)

• Physical Comedy and “Aggression”: The episode kicks off with Bob and Monét arguing about trust, boundary-crossing (“Don’t touch my hand!”), and accusations of being physically threatening, with playful threats and running gags about Monet’s allegedly “violent” cat and Bob’s dog, Potato.
  • Quote: “You have trained your cat to attack me because you wear cat toys.” – Bob [03:51]
• Fan Gifts & Centerpiece Shout-Out: Bob pitches the idea that fans should send homemade centerpieces for their set, starting with a shout-out to Wild Berry Inspired Vases.

2. Website Wars & Live Shows (11:00–13:30)

• Tech Troubles and Gigs: The pair jokes about Monet’s faulty links and Bob’s busy performance schedule.
  • Bob is performing on Broadway (“eight shows a week”), Monet is touring with "High Heels Bad Knees," and they tease their upcoming joint appearance at the Little Roadie Comedy Festival.

3. Drug Stories & Game Night Chaos (13:30–18:40)

• Party Substances: They recount wild party stories involving mushrooms, Molly, ketamine, and the division of who can “handle” whom while tripping.
• Combative Board Games: The story devolves into a retelling of a heated group Convo game night, with physical “cheating,” penalties, and the chaos of competitive group dynamics.
  • Quote: “Taylor assaulted a 15-year-old girl and broke her nail... and then made her take a penalty card.” – Bob [17:44]

4. Liar, Liar, Drag Queen Denier (22:49–24:11)

• Monet brags about being a “snake wrangler” and plays up her reputation as a compulsive liar.
  • Quote: “I will lie about my dead grandmother. She’s alive. I will lie about having children. Have none.” – Monét [23:40]

5. The Must-See Movie Lists (25:04–68:00)

Bob’s Required Viewing

1. Chicago: Bob’s top musical.
   • “Chicago is the best movie musical of all time.” – Bob [25:52]
2. Dreamgirls: Paid for his whole family to go (“on a Chick-fil-A budget”).
   • “Beyoncé’s acting is phenomenal. Jennifer Hudson, phenomenal.” – Bob [51:29]
3. School of Rock: “Jack Black’s best film” and “one of the funniest movies of all time,” though they both admit the film is a bit problematic (fat-shaming, gay-shaming, kidnapping children).
4. The Lion King: “The best opening song in any musical ever. Stage, film… I cannot think of a better first song than Circle of Life.” – Bob [64:13]
5. The Color Purple: “The best movie of all time… the most robbed Oscar movie of all time.” – Bob [71:37]

Monét’s Faves

1. The Notebook: “His entire life is just bringing her memory back so she can just spend, like, a moment with her… I love that movie.” – Monét [44:10]
2. Sinners: “I just love how… all the layers of it. Black folk policing each other, vampires, teaching little girls to negotiate.” – Monét [53:10]
3. Birdcage: “If you are a young queer person or a queer person who’s never seen it, you have to give yourself time to watch The Birdcage. I think it’s Nathan Lane’s best work.” – Monét [67:20]
4. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: Cites the animation, music, and cliffhanger plot.
   • “It is one of the greatest animated films ever. The story, the animation, the music, the album…” – Monét [62:28]
5. X-Men (2000): “It set the stage for Marvel, Endgame, Infinity Wars, all of it. I love, love, love that scene with Storm at the end.” – Monét [72:09]

• Bonus: Monet admits she’d put Disney Channel Original Movies like "The 13th Year" over "The Lion King" (much to Bob’s horror) [66:40].

6. Movie Stories, Arguments, & Shady Takes

• Why Bob Hates Marty Supreme (32:29–42:32):
  Bob delivers a hilarious, impassioned synopsis (as only he can) of why the movie "Marty Supreme" is so infuriating:
  • “Marty is, in my opinion, not a great person... By the end, Marty has fully stolen money off a dead body.” – Bob [32:59, 34:50]
  • “Are you rooting for Marty? I’m not, but most people are.” – Bob [42:25]
• The Notebook – Red Flag Scene:
  Bob interrupts Monét’s recap to spotlight how the protagonist emotionally manipulates his love interest:
  • “Can we agree, right? Red flag, right?” – Bob [45:09]
• Crying at Movies:
  Both hosts admit to being moved emotionally—Bob reveals he recently cried at “Free Guy” and “Wicked: For Good,” while Monét cites “Marley & Me” and “The Notebook.”

7. Debates: Who’s the real villain and movie hot takes

• Birdcage: Bob insists the real villain is the son, not the Republican senator.
  • “It’s not the Republican guy... The villain is the son.” – Bob [70:43]
• Vampires: Villain or Not?
  Bob floats that maybe the vampire in "Sinners" is not a true villain—he’s building community, not just killing.
• Shout-out to Other Faves:
  Titles like "The Producers," "La Cage aux Folles," "The Color Purple" musical, and "School of Rock" get love and critical shade.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote & Context | | --------- | --------------------- | | 03:51 | “You have trained your cat to attack me because you wear cat toys.” – Bob | | 23:40 | “I will lie about my dead grandmother. She’s alive. I will lie about having children.” – Monét | | 25:52 | “Chicago is the best movie musical of all time.” – Bob | | 34:50 | “By the end, Marty has fully stolen money off of a dead body…” – Bob, on Marty Supreme | | 44:10 | “His entire life is just bringing her memory back… I love that movie.” – Monét, on The Notebook | | 53:10 | “I just love how… vampires and stuff, black folk policing each other, like…” – Monét, on Sinners | | 62:28 | “It is one of the greatest animated films ever. The story, the animation, the music…” – Monét, on Across the Spider-Verse | | 64:13 | “This might actually be the best opening song in any musical ever.” – Bob, on The Lion King | | 66:40 | “Disney Channel original movies, which is weird…” – Monét, on what would make her top list | | 67:20 | “If you are a young queer person...you have to give yourself time to watch The Birdcage.” – Monét | | 71:37 | “The Color Purple is the best movie of all time. It is the most robbed Oscar movie of all time.” – Bob |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Sibling Banter / Pets & Physical Comedy: 01:16–04:50
• Fan Gifts & Vases: 09:12–10:43
• Movie List Introduction: 25:04
• Monét’s Notebook Recap: 44:01
• Chicago / Dreamgirls Praise: 25:52, 51:09
• Marty Supreme Rant: 32:29–42:32
• Sinners Discussion: 53:10–56:45
• Spider-Verse Debate: 62:05–63:55
• Lion King Musings: 64:04–66:10
• Birdcage Queer Canon: 67:20–68:47
• Color Purple Devotion: 71:11–72:09

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Tone & Style

The entire episode is giddy, irreverent, and fast-paced—full of inside jokes, performative mock outrage, lived-in friendship bickering, and zero patience for movie mediocrity or hypocrisy. Bob is prone to detailed breakdowns and impassioned rants. Monét counters with heart, humor, and an occasional left-field pick. They both sprinkle shade and humor throughout.

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Takeaways

• Movies are personal, emotional, and prime ground for shade between friends.
• The hosts agree: Musicals loom large, but comedy, action, and queer stories matter too.
• Bob’s taste leans classic-musical; Monét’s is varied but heartfelt, not afraid of mainstream or genre films.
• Fundamental question: If you haven’t seen "Lion King," can you even call yourself a friend? (Bob says no!)
• True “required viewing” isn’t about highbrow tastes—it’s about what resonates emotionally, shapes identity, and lets you share inside jokes with your chosen family.

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For full lists, drama, more banter, and drag-worthy shade, listen to the episode!

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet's James.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, Bob talks about why he hates Marty Supreme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We name our Must See See movies.

[Monet X Change]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it a privilege from your toothy ass Mojo? And we find out what made Monet say this. No.

[Monet X Change]

Why would I support my friends?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome back to Sibling Rivalry. I am your host, Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

I'm Mona X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we are two siblings who love each other so much. And we are chosen.

[Monet X Change]

We all chose a family. People in the world think we're like. We're like, legit, like, blood related because we're so close. We love each other so much. No, I don't trust you to touch my hand. Yeah, Flex. Jake gave you some weird task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Don't touch my hand.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's weird. You bet. You're not slick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not slick. I offer kindness to you.

[Monet X Change]

Clocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I offer kindness to you. You and I hold hands on the copycast all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Clocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what do you think I'm trying to do?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, but I'm clocking it right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Monet, I literally offered to touch your hand, which is something I do all the time. Can we put in a clip of me holding Monet's hand here again? Which, by the way, I don't want to anymore. Just so we're on the same page here now.

[Monet X Change]

What if I want to hold your hand?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't hold my hand.

[Monet X Change]

You don't get. You can't tell me what I can do with my body. I can grab you if I want to. You don't get to choose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, grab my hand. Grab my hand.

[Monet X Change]

What are you gonna. You gonna strike me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call your dentist?

[Monet X Change]

I like that. Like that picture on the podcast. You talk about some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call your agendas before you do it.

[Monet X Change]

Do you wanna speak about that moment? How you tried to upset me on the podc? You tried to physically assault me on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish I would have hit you.

[Monet X Change]

And then when we paint you as a violet. Violet as a violet. When we paint you as a violent person, like, I'm not a violent. We have footage of you body slamming someone. Yes, we have a picture of you about to physically strike me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish I had done it.

[Monet X Change]

And there is no evidence of me being like that on the podcast or in the world. What violent evidence would there be in the world?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have trained your cat to attack.

[Monet X Change]

Me because you wear cat toys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You took your cat, put it toward my loving, tiny, sweet little dog. She raised her. She looked like Scar in the fucking last scene in Lion King jumping out of the fire, y'. All. Monet took the cat. This violent cat that I've told you all is violent on multiple occasions. This is learned behavior. She goes towards the dog. She goes toward Cody, paws out, like claws. Full claws, and she goes. Okay. I don't know what to hear. She's a very vocal cat, and you know it.

[Monet X Change]

Also, the reason why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colleen attack you.

[Monet X Change]

I told you, I was on a podcast. And you're out of this era for, like, the two years when we first moved to la, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every outfit Bob wore was a cat. And why did you. And why did you.

[Monet X Change]

Bob would have strings and fuzzies and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Things hanging off of all your clothes. And why did she. And what's your excuse for Cody?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Cody was. Because I did pick her up and I wanted them to meet, and I should have let them, like, do it organically as opposed to me putting Colin. The other thing. So she's in a defensive. It was my fault.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. And. And also, what's wrong with your dog and Cody? Wake it up.

[Monet X Change]

No, because Cody's always trying to. Your dog is always trying to sexually aggress my dog.

[Jacob]

That.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, because the polycule is against me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can call Andy right now and he will be like Cody. Cody is constantly running from Potato. Let me ask Andy what Potato is trying to hump the out of Cody.

[Monet X Change]

No, Cody is always trying to Cody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Head not in the polycul.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, Cody has still has his balls. Potato does not have his balls. Andy. Andy, you're on the podcast. Wake it up. What's happening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And don't. Don't leave. I'm not. No guiding.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy, what happened? When?

[Monet X Change]

When. When Cody and Potato are at the house. How are they. How are they behaving? I would say mostly well. Potato will try to have sex with Cody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

You are such a. You motherfucker bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to. Andy. You need to lock in.

[Monet X Change]

You need to lock. You need to lock the fuck in. If I'm telling you what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The truth matters, Andy. You've done the right thing. Goodbye.

[Monet X Change]

No. You have lost your blowjob privileges for the rest of the month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hope you're happy. Is it a privilege for your toothy ass Blowjobs?

[Monet X Change]

My tooth there, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said you can't even said one time you can't deep throat and you scraped the skin off.

[Monet X Change]

I said one time I gave a blowjob after I started giving my Invis. Getting my Invisalign done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the guy said, ooh.

[Monet X Change]

And I say I was scraping no skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know how many times it happened with me? Zero.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, because you have to have none.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Invisalign. Zero.

[Monet X Change]

With your little fake teeth in there, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Invisalign. I could have in a mouth. I could have in a full mouth guard and I would get it all the way down.

[Monet X Change]

That's better. Because of making everything smooth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, a mouth guard. I mean, blocking my teeth.

[Monet X Change]

Full dental boxing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mouth guard. And I would stick still.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, I read reviews of my dick sucking skills on this motherfucking podcast.

[Monet X Change]

And then you wrote that. I wrote it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I show you. Thought you made up a fake. I showed you on the thing from the person that you know. You know this person.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't show me the person was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I be slobbing on that thing.

[Monet X Change]

I don't Know. Wait, who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, block it out real quick.

[Monet X Change]

Who was it? You didn't tell me who it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. I have my two. You gotta scroll back and forth. Let me run. I don't have to scroll that far. Honey, this. I don't know. This was.

[Monet X Change]

We're not gonna just say the date.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The date. Oh, let's read and I'll read the date. Yesterday. Model, face, porn star, body and talents. That's not even.

[Monet X Change]

That is a great review.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's compare it to. Well, with that person.

[Monet X Change]

I only sucked his dick, so what were the talents he talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's compare. Review.

[Monet X Change]

Painting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't. We don't know. We don't know what y' all did. Maybe we were painting. You're a big fat bbl. We don't know what you were fucking doing. You could have been doing anything. This way, baby. My reviews. Oh, also, that person's a friend. This says the throat is still golden.

[Monet X Change]

That person's a friend. That person's a friend. That's a friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Still a friend. Still golden means it was great last.

[Monet X Change]

Time because he's trying to be nice to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's been a gap in service.

[Monet X Change]

He didn't say he doesn't want to bruise your ego, so he's being nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was after it was all said and done, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I said, let's do the thing on the podcast. You don't want to do the dick sucking conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I propose the idea.

[Monet X Change]

And I said, let's show you the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to suck Andy's mangled dick. Andy has a dice, and I bet it has calluses on it. If it's anything like his rough ass hands. And I.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, did the episode of the feet probably came out already. So they've seen that Andy has beautiful feet. Do you want to apologize?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did not. You don't know, but you saw them.

[Monet X Change]

And what do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think his feet look ugly.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, can you please. Jacob, can you comment on the beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know when a potato starts growing, throwing little pieces.

[Monet X Change]

Can you comment on the picture?

[Jacob]

You want me to tell you if I think your boyfriend has nice feet? Yeah, you know, I'm not particularly into feet.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're not into feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I want to be clear. Jacob and Tao have much prettier feet than Andy by a mile.

[Jacob]

Oh, well, that's true, but we don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Need to rub that by a mile.

[Monet X Change]

These are biased takes. What you gonna say? What you gonna say? Jacob is some nasty gargoyle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hobbit feet Tal. Bust out the toes right now. Bust out the motherfucking toes, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, I want to talk about this right here. Can we fly this in? These two vases are from a lovely flan fan of ours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Flan or the card?

[Monet X Change]

Let me go to the card. Her company is Wild Berry Inspired Vases. Wildberry Wyle like W Y l. Got it. Wildberry Inspired Vases, Inspired spaces. And she made these. She sent them to us and they're so beautiful. I think we may be considering this one for our table holder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, here's an idea that I have. I think an idea that I have is that I would like to start using because we've been trying to wonder what to put here. We have the little six headed thing here or however many heads are on it. I think we should. You. If you. This might be really open the floodgates, but if you all have a centerpiece you want to send us that you've made yourself, I would love to start displaying different centerpieces here. But the first one is by Wild Berry.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Wild Berry. Their Instagram is at W Y L B E R R Y Vases. Wild Berry Vases. And it's vases. I say vase. What do you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a vase, but they're vases.

[Jacob]

Put the flowers in the. I would say put the flowers in that vase over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when there are multiple.

[Jacob]

Yeah, vases.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it is vase.

[Jacob]

Like in Hercules.

[Monet X Change]

There were so many.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he slapped his face on every vase.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On every vase.

[Monet X Change]

But then she corrects her or something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right, she's correcting two. Vase.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

No, I think it is pronounced vase.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like I say, one vase, multiple vases.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that makes sense. So shout out to thank you, Wild Berry. These are very beautiful. We love, love, love, love, love them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Love, love, love your hair and makeup. So if you have a centerpiece you would like to send it to, you can reach out to. Hello, Bob the Drag Queen.

[Jacob]

Hello, the Drag Queen dot com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello, at Bob the Drag Queen dot.

[Monet X Change]

Com I don't have a fan reach out thing. I should do that. That's clever. You want to see? You don't want to. Hello, the Queen. Give the Queen. Isn't everything the queen for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are websites. Seethedradqueen.com. right. Don't you do readthedradqueen.com?

[Monet X Change]

Why don't you a website for your reach outs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, just go to bobthedradagqueen.com. why don't you get your website working?

[Monet X Change]

I always thought it does work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, pull it up.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't you get a fucking mic that works here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mic does work.

[Monet X Change]

Yo, these crunchy ass boys every time we sit here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we hear your voice? Can we hear your voice?

[Monet X Change]

I'm about to pull this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, you just yanked it out with your big nigger hands.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Niggerish hands, yo. Bobby's awful. Okay, click a link. Click a link and make sure it goes to where it says it's gonna go to. We're gonna get to the bottom of this, honey. No.

[Monet X Change]

What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't. Your links don't. This is the.

[Jacob]

Well, let's see if it's working on our website for two. This is for the Sibling Rivalry show on March 26 and later on, I click the link.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, click it one time.

[Jacob]

I click the link and it goes here. But also, let's maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe they.

[Jacob]

Maybe they.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it's on sale anywhere.

[Jacob]

I'm gonna click think.

[Monet X Change]

I think we're sold out.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It does. It does go to it on our website. Oh, Monet, what is wrong with your website? Why? How do people even see you? How are they even making.

[Monet X Change]

It's for your dates.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How are they even making.

[Monet X Change]

We scrubbed your IP address.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How are they even getting to see you? There we go.

[Jacob]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the question is, how do your fans even get.

[Monet X Change]

It's for your IP address.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it a scavenger hunt to get a ticket to you?

[Monet X Change]

It's for your IP address.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is insane. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

So, bitch. By the way, people can see me on the road at the High Heels Bad Knees comedy tour coming your way this spring and this summer. I'm very excited about this content. I want. You gotta come see the show. Are you. When are the dates to win to win from?

[Jacob]

She does dates in April, which will be after who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go see it in April.

[Jacob]

San Diego in May would probably be the best one for us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you all could come see me on Broadway. You can go to the Al Hirschfeld Theater. You can go to citythreadqueen.com to get your tickets. I'll be doing eight shows a week at this point. If you don't miss it, you just don't like me.

[Monet X Change]

If you don't miss it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you miss it, it. It's on purpose.

[Jacob]

And on March 26, you can come see us at the Little Roadie Comedy Festival in Rhode Island. And I'll be there, too, so you'll.

[Monet X Change]

Still be in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comedy. She'll be Bringing the festivities.

[Jacob]

And I'll be bringing the lil.

[Monet X Change]

We sleep through the episode where I do what I do a bunch of drugs. We have no the mushroom episode.

[Jacob]

Yeah, we just need to schedule that because that needs to be like an evening one where maybe we do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never been around you on one of your legendary trips, and I don't know that I have mushrooms. I'm not sure if I got on.

[Monet X Change]

Mushrooms, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you were in Mesopotamia, you were in a broom closet. I didn't. Hugging a broomhouse.

[Monet X Change]

That wasn't mushrooms. That was acid. So. But mushrooms would be very, like. I'll just be like, very, like, chill. And so mushrooms. When mushrooms are working, you start to yawn a lot. So you think I'm tired, but you just yawn when you do mushrooms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't wanna do that episode.

[Monet X Change]

Do acid. So you want me to be go to Versus Aviation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I would like to see it. I think I'd be really annoyed. I would honestly harsh your buzz. I would ruin your high.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I'm gonna be irritated. I'm not gonna. I'm not on your level. And I don't have that. Make everyone feel good about themselves.

[Monet X Change]

No. One time when I was in Joshua Tree, when I was in Joshua Tree with some friends and we had to do a podcast. Have a God. We did. So I did it, and you were. The whole episode is us laughing the whole time. Do you remember this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm surprised you remember.

[Monet X Change]

We were laughing the whole time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was shocked. That Molly doesn't make you forget things.

[Monet X Change]

No, Molly just makes you just feel. It just feels nice. I thought it sweet to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Divine. Feels nice.

[Monet X Change]

Like you just. Everything feels pleasant, like you feel euphoric, like you want to dance. Everything just feels. Feel good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You feel good about everything, even if something bad's happening.

[Monet X Change]

I never had something bad happen when I was on Molly. So I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Molly a pill?

[Monet X Change]

It's a pill or a powder. So you can do the Molly pill, which is mdma, or you can do moon rocks, which is a really. Which is just a concentrated version of Molly, which is a little stronger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A moon rock.

[Monet X Change]

Moon rocks?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're like, how big Christmas rock.

[Monet X Change]

But you break it up into a powder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you break up the powder.

[Monet X Change]

Molly tastes nasty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or you take the pill.

[Monet X Change]

The pill is a mix. It's only like, Molly speeds a bunch of things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

That's why I opt for moon rocks. Because I get them, I crush them up, and I can you put a little bit of water. You drink Molly water, but it's Molly tastes so bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't it weird? Monet's house for a party. Money was like, I'm gonna go do drugs.

[Monet X Change]

I said, no. Cause we saw the Secret Hitler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, this is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

No, we saw the Secret Hitler, and it was already on 12. I was like, I need to do. I need drugs to be around you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to this one party, and they had. It was this party I was at when we were playing games. They had everything on the table. They were like, here's the ketamine, here's the shrooms, here's the acid, here's the sun chips, here's the Oreos. I was like. And at first, I thought it was a joke. Cause it was just so, like, what's that one thing all y' all be taking? It's like you get a prescription for it. It comes in little packs.

[Monet X Change]

And it's like the Joyous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that?

[Monet X Change]

Joyous?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

It's Ketamine. Ketamine therapy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, this is crazy. And then we hit the party. We were playing. We were playing. We had a Combio tournament.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So y'. All. Combio is probably our most contentious game. I would say Combio is crazier than Mafia is crazy. The Secret Hitler is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

No, Secret Hill is the craziest one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I think that.

[Monet X Change]

I think the other night, because y', all, the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, we stop playing the game. Jake. We're all, like, screaming and yelling and be like, you're breaking a rule. You're finger lingering. And Jacob was like, I'm out. That is not fun. Jacob said, I don't want to do this. He says the rules.

[Monet X Change]

And then Andy. And Andy, we told Andy, you have to use one hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And he did it three times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first cheats. Like I said, the first two times.

[Monet X Change]

You'Re like, andy, you can't. You can only use one hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

But the third time, we're like, okay, now you're getting a penalty. Because you just. You. You literally won't stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We actually never gave him the penalty. He just got away with it.

[Monet X Change]

No, the third time, we gave it to him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, did we?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember. Yeah, but he lost anyway. And so Taylor won his round. Taylor had the first of all.

[Monet X Change]

Monet won her round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Taylor was playing against a woman who was three sheets to the win. Let me be clear. Taylor was playing as a woman who was 3. He physically assaulted the daintiest person on earth. He punched Nick Smith's hand. Oh. Knocked a card out of Nick's hand. Also, I want to point out that over Christmas break, Taylor broke his niece's nail. Knocked her. His niece. How old was she?

[Jacob]

15.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He bit Taylor, assaulted a 15 year old girl. And then once he assaulted her and broke her nail off her hand. He made her take a penalty card and she was like almost sobbing. And Kayla's like, I'm so sorry that I hate you. You do need to get a penalty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Conville can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Taylor beat his round, had the easiest round to win, but against a drunk girl and an agent twink, he could. And then Monet beat Andy and Jacob Love and Jacob forfeited. And then I had a very rambunctious round with who?

[Monet X Change]

It was you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was me, Alex and no Tao. Yeah.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Tao.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then we went to nationals.

[Monet X Change]

It was me, Bob and Taylor, and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob and I cleared the title, which.

[Monet X Change]

It was a close game. Claire is not Claire. That's not cleared. It's a very close game, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but, yeah, you did win, but it was a close game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, before we play the final game at the top, Monet's like, we should all bet money. I said, no, Monet, I don't want to bet money. I don't. I'm. I don't. I don't want to.

[Monet X Change]

And then Taylor whipped out a Benjamin. Taylor was like, yeah, what up? And Alex was like, babe, put that away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, you better be glad you did.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then we agreed to all bet $20.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I stood over their shoulders while they venmoed me my money. Honey, girl, you're the only thinking when.

[Monet X Change]

Patel and I, we're people of our word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sneaky.

[Monet X Change]

We've told.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, Monet, you are a known liar. Hold on real quick. Hold on. Let me.

[Monet X Change]

Let me just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me. Let me just clear something up real quick. Like before you. Before you even try to tell me that you're not a person who. There we go.

[Monet X Change]

Put the flash on your phone off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not on.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, see?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're a liar. Snakes.

[Monet X Change]

Do y. Y' all have snakes in here? Listen, I am a snake wrangler. I've wrangled a few snakes in my day. You know what I mean? My name is Monet X Change, and you all may know me from a little show called RuPaul's Drag Race, but I think they also know me for being Sophia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fabulous.

[Monet X Change]

We all heard that, right? I'm a really good liar. I will lie about my dead grandmother. She's alive. I will lie about having children.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have none.

[Monet X Change]

I will lie about anything. There's literally a compilation on YouTube of Monet X changed lying through her teeth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kendall, first of all.

[Monet X Change]

That was a lie, and I would not do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight from the BBL's cheeks. That was a lie, so we know that you're a liar. Anyway, so whenever you try to do this thing where you try to trick people, that I'm the one lying. We know it's actually you. Now I believe our.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait. Why do you do this? What is that thing you're doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's RuPaul. Did we. All right. Did you do your task? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Did he. What was. What was yours?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It must have been easy.

[Monet X Change]

What was yours?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It must have been real easy.

[Monet X Change]

What was Yours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what was it? We're on your convers. I didn't do mine. We're on the conversation of you that I.

[Monet X Change]

That I can't let you touch me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine was that I had to hold your hand for 10 seconds. Exactly. But Jacob, that said to me, I can't possibly win.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, no, because you could have. You could have Bobby, you could have got it done.

[Monet X Change]

You gave up immediately. I flipped it on you. I was like, no, I'm not letting you touch me. And you direct the Kool Aid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How am I gonna hold Monet's hand if she's directed to not touch me? Gotta be creative and I believe I did this at some point.

[Monet X Change]

You did not do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not. I did not. Okay. So, Monet, we're talking about movies.

[Monet X Change]

Some great movies out there. Movies. Every podcast of all time.

[Jacob]

Well, Bob, specifically want to do an episode where you talk about your must see movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

So like your top five movies or top 10. Like movies that you think so movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to see if you want to be my friend. Like, these are required viewing for my close, close friend. I mean, not literally. I'm not gonna make you. But like, these films are required. I have five films that are require viewing if you really, really want to.

[Monet X Change]

Be my friend, you want to go film for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I want to know what's your all time. Well, I'll say we say that for n. Huh?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Why don't you start by telling you or Simone can have a moment to think of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. So I will say a movie that you have to watch if you want to be a friend. Can I do my list?

[Monet X Change]

I know you bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't mind putting my list, do you?

[Monet X Change]

Sure, go ahead. Raise it color approval. Okay, Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Chicago. Chicago is the best movie musical of all time.

[Monet X Change]

Never seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have seen Chicago. You're lying.

[Monet X Change]

I've told you several times. We do this every time. I've never seen Chicago. Never seen a movie or the Broadway show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying. Monet. I went to the. You saw Jinkx Monsoon in Chicago. I did not see.

[Monet X Change]

We saw her All Married together. I did not see Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You saw Jinx Monsoon in Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

Ask Jinx Monsoon if I saw her in Chicago. Ask my publicist, Robbie Turner. Ask my publicist, Robbie if I saw Jinx Monsoon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. Robbie Turner's your publicist. That clears up a lot of stuff.

[Monet X Change]

No, Robbie's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's you and Jinx at Chicago.

[Monet X Change]

Shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you not go see her? Because you were hurt.

[Monet X Change]

No, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because she. Because she destroyed you and pummeled you into the ground during the lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

The first one was only like, four weeks, right? She didn't do it for a very long time. It just didn't work with touring and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I made time to go see her.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you don't have a lot going on famously, so that's good for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if I can make time in.

[Monet X Change]

My schedule, which is nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm really sad.

[Monet X Change]

I miss her in it. Cause I'm sure she'll do good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw her in. Did you go see any of your friends do shows? You didn't go see me in Angels in America?

[Monet X Change]

Because it was bullshit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't go see Jinx Monsoon in Chicago?

[Monet X Change]

I saw her in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see.

[Monet X Change]

I saw her in Little Shop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see In Xanadu?

[Monet X Change]

I saw her at Xanadu. Never went up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they did do Xanadu.

[Monet X Change]

They did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the other one didn't go up.

[Monet X Change]

I saw her in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did see her Pirates.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

God damn. Who do you support? Did you go see Kim when she did the mean gays?

[Monet X Change]

Kim. Kim.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim Kimchi. When she did the.

[Monet X Change]

Kim Kardashian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim Chi. I just said Chi.

[Monet X Change]

Kimchi who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't support any of your friends. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Why would I support my friends? That's like, such a stupid, corny notion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, obviously.

[Monet X Change]

Did you go see Ginger as a Fork?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was too young. I was in high school.

[Monet X Change]

And you. So you couldn't get a ticket to come to New York?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I couldn't afford it.

[Monet X Change]

You could have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I couldn't afford it. Not all of us. None of us have a cell phone tower in our front yard.

[Monet X Change]

It's all. Some of us are lucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I could not afford it.

[Monet X Change]

And I will absolutely not. I will absolutely not be going to see you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you're not allowed in the theater.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to come. Good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In fact, I literally dare you to. I dare you to try.

[Monet X Change]

So that's perfect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

910. I said you sliding into me. I'm a big, strong man. You are crunching the whole setup. Fee. 5.5.

[Monet X Change]

Because you pulled me. You know, you rearrange our whole set.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't pull you. You tried to pull yourself. You try to pull me and you ended up scooting. You tried to push the wall and you went back boot scooting, honey. But, yeah, that. We're back.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have a. There's a. There's a shoot to kill. Thank God.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to come shoot on site, but I swear because I won't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be there, by the way, the whole block.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not wasting my time. If you go to Schmackery, bitch, I only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll be the last thing you ever smack on.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I'm not going to say that, but I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your issue with schmackery? Why are you always calling beef on the podcast?

[Monet X Change]

I've kind of lost my schmack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did schmackery do to you?

[Monet X Change]

I've kind of lost my Schmackery love. There's just so many. I'm on a lot of food New York City things, and I went on a cookie food tour recently, and I just found Cookies. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a guided tour?

[Monet X Change]

Not a guided tour. It's like a list of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob used to do food tours.

[Monet X Change]

When I met New York City, when.

[Jacob]

I lived in San Francisco, I also did them in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

By yourself?

[Jacob]

No, I had a company, so it was like they, you know, they manage food tours and they.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I thought, like, you started a food tour company. No. You worked for food tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I met Jacob, he was a food tourist. Really? Yeah, a food tour guide.

[Jacob]

It was good money. You get free food and.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I would do that.

[Jacob]

I get. You get paid minimum wage for the tour, but then you get. People tip you afterwards. So I was probably making like a hundred dollars in tips for maybe, like, three hours of work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never got to see Jacob do one of his food tours. I wish I could have seen Jacob.

[Jacob]

That's not true. You came on one.

[Monet X Change]

You're. Who's a liar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Mission District. Oh, I didn't get to see you doing.

[Jacob]

That's right.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. I remember now. So do you want to tell us about your experience with Jacob as a food tourist?

[Jacob]

I clearly wasn't memorable.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. Oh, Jacob, I'm so sorry. Jacob, I've heard you were amazing, and I wish I could have seen you.

[Jacob]

Abitol Tours go check them out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where would I go? You wouldn't even go see Jinx in her first Broadway.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jinx is not family.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob's family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

But I've seen Jinx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Jinx family?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Jinx's family. But I've seen her. You haven't said, did you see a Little Shop of Horrors?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I did see Little Shop.

[Monet X Change]

No, you did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say with Jinx.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I saw a little Tribe of Horrors.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Great show.

[Monet X Change]

Did you see her on O Mary?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I did.

[Monet X Change]

No, you didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I did.

[Monet X Change]

Who was it that night?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rose Ritz. Jacob Ritz. Tao. Lucas, I have a two people in this room right now who will verify that I was there.

[Monet X Change]

Are you.

[Jacob]

Weren't you there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's gonna act like she wasn't.

[Monet X Change]

Was I there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won't bring it up. Cause you're gonna. You gotta. Was I there?

[Monet X Change]

Tell me yes or no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was I there? You're lied.

[Monet X Change]

Was I there? Yes or no? The night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I didn't pay attention to you. That's me. Jix's hair is disheveled. I love jigs. This picture has done our queen.

[Monet X Change]

She had a wig on also.

[Jacob]

The ring light was broken that day.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, right. Oh, we look so cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No shade. You always look cross eyed or blind in every picture. You're never looking at the camera.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm looking at the camera. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like my. Wait, go back up, girl. Sometimes. Sometimes I see a picture of myself and I'm like, it is so clear that I don't have eyebrows. And then sometime I'm like, oh, I kind of can't tell. I don't have a single hair on my entire head except in my nose.

[Monet X Change]

You know, as I'm getting older, the air hair and nose hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, I can't. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

The air hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried to stop doing it, but air hair is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

The air hair. The nose hair is getting wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You really say air hair?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's getting crazy. I don't know what to do about it. I think I want to get laser in those areas in your ears. But I don't think you can get laser in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laser in your ear?

[Monet X Change]

In your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How they stick with laser in there?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I'm going to do it because it's crazy. I've had it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had.

[Monet X Change]

I had to wax it like, like every two months. That's not that much. It's too. The waxing hurts, girl. It hurts. I hate waxing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never waxed my ears, but I wax my nose hair and it doesn't hurt at all.

[Monet X Change]

It hurts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Waxing nose hair is like you just fill it up with. You put the stick. You ever wax your nose hair?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you stick the putty in there.

[Monet X Change]

You got to leave in there for a little bit and you pull it out. It's. It's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it hurts that much. It hurts. Let's just get a nose hurt. Trim early, just in the morning. Just hit it.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like they don't, they don't get me enough. I, I, we still be seeing a little strong. I have strong hairs. Everywhere else is up my head. Wait, why don't you like Marty Supreme?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so right before Christmas, there was a group outing to go see Marty supreme. And we were going to go to this downtown theater, but we didn't, it didn't work out. So then me and Ty watched it separately from the group. And I got to say, Marty supreme is one of the most frustrating movies I've ever seen in my life.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Marty, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Marty is, in my opinion, not a great person.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Marty wants to achieve his goal of being a table tennis, the world's greatest table tennis player at the, at the apex or the very, the genesis of table tennis becoming a world dominant sport. He's like, I want to be on the Wheaties box. And he will do anyone dirty. And in the beginning, I feel like what's happening is they are testing your morality as a viewer by having him start off by doing really small stuff that you could justify, and then by the end, you have justified so much that you will justify anything. But it didn't work on me. So in the beginning of the film, Marty steals from his uncle who runs, who owns a shoe store.

[Monet X Change]

Steals what shoes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He steals money that his uncle owes him. Okay, so his uncle, but he's like, his uncle's like, it's not payday. I will pay you on payday. And Marty's like, I want my money right now. So Marty goes into the store when his uncle's not there, and then he holds up his employee, his uncle's employee, at gunpoint. And he's like, I'm only taking the money that's owed to me, so give me the money and I won't.

[Monet X Change]

Like, he goes, does the employee know? It's like Marty's his face off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, I'm holding a gun. You can tell him I robbed you. I'm holding the gun. He's making it seem like he won't do it, but he's like, you can say I robbed you. Like, here, I have the gun. I'm pointing it at you. I'm pointing a gun at your face right now. Give me the money and just tell him I robbed you. Yeah. And then by the end, Marty has fully stolen money off of a dead body. Like a big thing happened. Someone got shot, and then he went back and he robbed the money off the dead body and then lied to his girlfriend about how much, because he was like, it's tons of money. And then he opened up. It was like a couple of bucks and a bunch of porno pictures, and he was like. So then not only did he steal the money off the dead body, he lied to his pregnant girlfriend, who's been shot in the shoulder.

[Monet X Change]

How does she get shot in a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shootout over a dog? No, the movie's crazy. So Marty stole a dog. And these.

[Monet X Change]

These are. These are true stories.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's allegedly based on a true story. I'll tell you more after the break. You guys know I'm a huge fan of anything that feels nostalgic. And for me, nothing hits quite like a cold root beer. It takes me straight back to the 1950s when I was a kid and summer barbecues. But as I've gotten more health conscious, I realized that traditional soda just isn't gonna fit my lifestyle anymore. I don't want to, you know, sugar crash, but I also don't want to give up that me time ritual in the afternoon. That's when I found Olipop. I love these sodas. Honestly, Jacob actually turned me onto these. They're absolutely delicious. It is a new kind of soda that completely reimagines the experience. I'm drinking the classic root beer right now, and I'm telling you, it is the exact taste that takes you back, but without the downside of traditional soda. What's wild is that it's actually a functional drink. While most of us are missing out on our daily fiber, actually, two out of three Americans suffer from digestive issues, and 95% of us don't get enough fiber. One can of barley pop is packed with plant fiber and botanicals. It's low sugar, high fiber, and it's formulated to support your digestive health.

[Monet X Change]

So the girlies are switching because it's a better for you alternative that didn't taste like, you know, some nasty little health drink. Now it's the go to absent pick me up. It supports gut health and satisfies that craving for something bubbly and sweet. If you've been looking to dish the traditional soda but aren't ready to give it the flavor, you have to join the Olipop family. Get a free can of Olipop. Buy any two cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one. Works on any flavor, any retailer. The URL is drinkolipop.com rivalry. Olipop is sold [e-mail] and Amazon and it's available in the soda aisle and.

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[Monet X Change]

Retailers nationwide, including Walmart, Target, Costco and Whole Foods.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, before I found Warby Parker, buying glasses was literally my least favorite chore. It always feels so needlessly complicated and overpriced. Like why do I feel like I need a PhD and a spreadsheet just to understand what I'm paying for? And don't even get me started on the styles. Everything always felt so outdated or just didn't fit my face right. That is why I'm genuinely obsessed with Warby Parker. I wear Warby Parker's almost every single day. They have completely changed the game. And if you're like me and you're picky about how frames look on your face, you have to use their virtual try on in the app. I've tried other versions of this. It felt kind of like janky, but this one is wild. You just point your camera, you can actually tell how the frames are going to fit and look in real time. It's a total lifesaver. The best part is that their prescription glasses started only $95. You used to have to choose between spending half your paycheck or wearing something that looked like it came out of a lost and found bin. But Warby Parker has fixed that. They're are a one stop shop for everything. Contact lenses, glasses, even online eye exams. Plus, if you're like me and you want that in person, touch. They have over 300 retail stores and you can pop right into one. And I love this. For every pair sold, they distribute a pair to someone in need through their Buy a pair give a pair program. Baby, you're not only nearsighted, you're also a philanthropist. Okay. They've already distributed over 20 million pairs which is just incredible. They also make it easy to use your insurance. They'll even check your eligibility and apply your benefits automatically. Warby Parker gives you quality, better looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when you buy two or more pair of prescription glasses at warbyparker.com rivalry that's 15% off when you buy two pair of glasses at w a r b y parker.com rivalry after your purchase they will ask you what you heard about them. And please support our show and tell them we sent you between working on my book and keeping up with my podcast. And I'm also writing a musical. Listen I realized that I just don't have the mental energy to play detective at the grocery store anymore. I'm tired of spending 20 minutes reading the back of a box just to see if it's actually good for me or just, you know, this clever marketing. They're using organic this non GMOs that I don't even know what they have.

[Monet X Change]

That's so protein now. There's so much protein on everything now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Protein water, Monat's low protein water. That's why I've been using Thrive Market. And honestly, you should too. Thrive Market is a membership based grocery service that basically does the vetting for you. You just hop on their app and shop for wherever you go. The membership breaks down to just $5 a month which is literally less than a price of a latte. It gives you peace of mind knowing there's no junk in any of the products they carry.

[Monet X Change]

What I love is that there's no trade offs for the food you actually want to eat. If you're craving Mac and cheese or snacks, Thrive gives you the better versions of brands like S and Simple Meals with less sugar and fewer sketchy ingredients. I discovered so many new favorites and flavors on there that I never have ever seen. The filters are a total game changer too. You can shop by over 90 different diets. Whether you're looking for high protein meals, low sugar treats or gluten free staples. The simple fact that I can shop high protein in seconds makes the membership.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

A no brainer for me.

[Monet X Change]

I paid that $5 a month so I don't have to think about sketching ingredients every time I shop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plus you aren't getting hit with delivery fees, service charges or tips on every single order. You pay once for the year and benefit from every single time. Between the weekly sales and the free gifts, the membership, it really pays for itself. It's the easiest way to offload the stress and decision fatigue of eating healthy. Ready to make some healthy swaps and become a member? Join Thrive Market with our link thrivemarket.com rivalry for 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift. So Marty kidnapped someone's dog.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dog was given to him. So this. Okay, Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

This story is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Marty was showering, Marty was in the bathtub and the bathtub fell through the floor and it crushed this man's arm and the dog got hurt too. And then the guy was like please take my dog to the vet. I will give you. He's a gangster. I will give you money. Please take my dog. To the vet. Marty says, okay, he takes money, takes a dog, does not go to the vet, goes to New Jersey and gambles. On the way back, the people he scammed catch up to him. The dog runs away. So Marty has lost the dog. Marty has now got a reward for the dog. So Marty wants to go back and get the dog. And in this process, the guy starts.

[Monet X Change]

Shooting at Marty, the gangster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The guy who. The guy who. The dog went to this house. House.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now the dog. Now the gangster has caught so many guns involved. The dog has caught the gangsters, caught Marty's girlfriend, and she's. He's like, I'm gonna stab your girlfriend in her pregnant belly if you don't take me to my dog right now. They go out to the guy's house, the guy shoots and kills both of the gangsters, and then Marty robs the dead body.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And his girlfriend got shot in the shootout.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he goes to the world championship. He doesn't get to play. He's banned from the world championships.

[Monet X Change]

Marty is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because he scammed a hotel.

[Monet X Change]

Somebody's a criminal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marty is a full on criminal. Full on criminal. 100.

[Monet X Change]

But at the end of this series, at the end of the movie, are you rooting for Marty? I'm not, but most people are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know Marty. I mean, I'm Marty Kane. You saw it, didn't you? Ty, were you. I would say Lucas. Ty, were you rooting for Marty? Yeah. Tyler's not rooting for you. Haven't seen any other Taylor. Well, I was not rooting for Marty. A friend of ours was kind of low key rooting for Marty. Like low key, but, like low key. Kyle was like, low key rooting for, like, low key. I see. I can, but I think he has more empathy than I do. I don't have that much empathy. I have a lot of empathy. Not that much, Casey.

[Monet X Change]

People with like. So we. A quick story about Cal. We were at a Thanksgiving party, and you introduced me to Cal, and I thought I heard California. So the entire party, I'm like, hey, Cal. And we're like talking. I'm calling him Cow. Up and on his like a cow. Like a moo. Cow. I told him Cow the whole night. And then at one point I said something, and I hear you say cow. And then I would say to him, I was like, is your name Cal or Cal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, cal.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, oh. I was calling you Cal the whole night. Why'd you tell me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I said Cal, like California.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't hear that. I just heard Cal. And I was like. And I was like. I was like, why didn't you tell me your name was Cal? I've been like, cow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cow. Well, cow and cow sounds cow and cow.

[Monet X Change]

But I think he heard the wrong thing, but he didn't correct me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're scary. So my. My first must see movie is Chicago. You have to see this film. It is, in my opinion, the best movie musical of all time. The casting is perfect. There is not a single person in this movie who I believe is miscast. This is my. One of my all time favorite movies of all time. Time.

[Monet X Change]

I think one of my all time favorite movies is not. It's not. These are in no particular order. I haven't, like, organized them. But one of my all time favorite movies is a Notebook. I think it's such a beautiful classic love story. I love that movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what do you love about it? I love.

[Monet X Change]

I love the love story of these two people. This man, his wife gets dementia, and his entire life is just bringing her memory back so she can just spend, like a moment with her just to relive and have that love again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you recount then. I haven't seen the Notebook in. In over 20 years. Can you remind me what's happening in the Notebook?

[Monet X Change]

So there's a rich girl from South Carolina. She's a. She's. Her rich family. She vacations in South Carolina every summer.

[Jacob]

Regina George.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, regina George. Rachel McAdams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm about to say her character's name is Regina George.

[Monet X Change]

What's her name in the movie? I forget her name. Anyway, and then so one. One does one summer, there she. This really poor guy sees her, this fear. He's. Oh, my God, she's beautiful. So he climbs this. This Ferris wheel to, like, get her attention, to get her to go on a date with her. With him. They do. They fall in love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He climbs the Ferris wheel.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the Ferris wheel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why can't he just wait till she gets down? Because.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Because it's a movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They want to make sure he's climbing an active moving Ferris wheel.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Because he wants to get her attention.

[Jacob]

Well, I think he doesn't need threatening here. He's like, if you don't go out with me, I want to.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

He's like, if you don't go out with me, I'll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll drop.

[Monet X Change]

I'll kill myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Red flag. And then we agree, right? Can I. No, no, we're not gonna move past that. We Agree. Red flag, right?

[Monet X Change]

Not a red flag. He's clearly joking. He's not really gonna do it. It's clearly a joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he is manipulative.

[Monet X Change]

It is a little manipulative. And then so. But he goes on his date with her. She begrudgingly goes, they fall in love. But then she leaves for the summer. And he's like, no, you can't leave. She's like, her family is trying to keep them away. Cause her dad is like, he's too poor for you cannot be with him. And she's like, but I love him, daddy. And her dad is like, no, you know, matter of fact, we're taking you back up to Sarah Lawrence and you go to school and you gonna forget about this bullshit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he go, go out with me or I'll kick this stool from under my feet.

[Monet X Change]

He lives town, she livestown. And he. He's gone. So he goes away to war. And then.

[Jacob]

And then she see, this is old timey. This is like 1960s.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, 1960s. He goes into war, she's doing her thing. Long story short, she comes back to town one day, but she has a new husband, this man, this. This rich guy. And then he. And then to get her back, he's like, you know, I'm gonna build her this house. So he spends all his money and all the money his dad gives him because his dad passed away. And he builds his house to kind of bring her back from. From his hands, from scratch. He builds a house. She sees it in the newspaper, they come back and they fall in love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And like, he's like, how does she know the house? Is it newer? Like the house is for you?

[Monet X Change]

No, because in the newspaper, she sees his picture. He like, noah Ringer builds this house, this fabulous house, like four. No, he didn't say for her. He just built his house. She just opens the newspaper and she sees it and she's like, oh my God, this is him. She passes out, she goes to the house, and she's like, oh my God, it's you. He's like, it's you. And then he. And then they get together, they go on this lake, they kiss, they're together. But then she's betraying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's married.

[Monet X Change]

She's engaged to the situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she's cheating. Yeah, red flag. She's cheating.

[Monet X Change]

And then he's like, like, what do you want? Like, what do you want? Like, do you want him or do you want me? She's like, I don't know. He's like, he's like, do you want me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Do you want me or him? She's like, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I've seen this clip. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And then she leaves and she's like, what am I doing? She breaks up with the guy, she comes back to him. They're together, happier. Live after.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But didn't someone definitely die in the end?

[Monet X Change]

That's the story they're telling you. And. But so. Because so fast forward to the late stage in life, she has dementia. So he is retelling her this entire story of the love affair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This sounds like a very funny movie.

[Monet X Change]

It's not funny. Oh, it's a romantic movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was a rom com.

[Monet X Change]

It's not a rom com. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, this is not funny.

[Monet X Change]

It's just a rom.

[Ad/Promo Voice]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

And then so to make her remember, he tells her this story. He goes to the nursing home to retell her the story days at a time until she remembers. And then she remembered for like two minutes. And then she goes into dementia again. And then she separates. And then one night in her thing, he climbs into her bed. One of the last scenes in the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tries to jump off the bed.

[Monet X Change]

He climbs into the bed. And then in the hospital room. Well, in the nursing home. And she's like, oh my God, it's you. And then they die together in their sleep. And you find out the nursing home is the house that he built for them. Their family house for all these years. Was he sick too? I think he. They were old. They were like 80, 89 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they in old makeup or are they old actors?

[Monet X Change]

No, they're old. They're old actors.

[Jacob]

Completely different actors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A different, different. Got it. You know, I've had an ex, he used to like vaguely threaten to kill himself. And I don't think it would. Is charming.

[Monet X Change]

There was a one, it was. It was a girl. He was like a 17 year old kid who can. He's like climbing like on monkey bars. He wasn't really gonna kill himself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monkey bars or a Ferris wheel.

[Monet X Change]

It was a Ferris wheel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like the way you just went from like a two foot drop to a monkey, that was. That was. Never be my lawyer. Never be my lawyer.

[Monet X Change]

But. So that's one of my favorite movies of all time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How were you when you first watched it? I was in college. I watched it in theaters.

[Monet X Change]

I think I was in college too. Probably like 18, 19.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the reason why the Notebook.

[Monet X Change]

Didn'T speak to me is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what it is? People hyped it up too much. Everyone kept Saying this phrase, you will cry. I remember watching it, and I was like, I didn't cry. And by the way, I'm not a hard person to get the cry. I will cry. Cry.

[Monet X Change]

What was the last movie you cried about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last movie I cried about was that I can specifically remember crying about was. What's that movie with Ryan Reynolds? And he's a computer player.

[Jacob]

Oh, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ready? Player one.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. That's not Ryan Reynolds.

[Jacob]

Guy. Guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guy. Good Guy.

[Jacob]

It's called Free Guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cried at Free Guy on a plane. On a plane.

[Monet X Change]

And it's a cry bomb. I have to figure it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called Free Guy.

[Monet X Change]

I figured out my own. No, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

K. Wait, what.

[Monet X Change]

What is. What is there to cry about in there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, girl. But I remember crying and being like, I can.

[Monet X Change]

I hope no one sees what I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking at and they see me crying. I don't mind. People see me crying. I don't want them to know why I'm crying.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He got out of the game. Yeah, he got out of the game, and then he's. But then he, like, sacrificed himself to be in the game so that she could get back to the real world. And he, like.

[Jacob]

Sorry, that's not true. The last movie you cried at was Wicked for Good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cried at Wicked for Good.

[Monet X Change]

Did I cry?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you cried, bitch. That was you.

[Jacob]

You also cried.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I cried.

[Jacob]

You did. Go back to the one. Go back to our episode, the one about Wicked for Good. You say you were crying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I cried at Wicked, and I got, like, emotional. But Jacob was. Jacob was inconsolable.

[Monet X Change]

In For Good or the person For Good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For both. But. But Jacob. Jacob was like, also. So what's his name? Matt Rogers. His. Silas was sitting on to my right and Jacob sitting to my left. And she said, just before. You know, just before you start this movie, I'm going to be crying the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

She did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she kept. She kept her word. There was never a moment where I looked to my right and this woman was not crying. I mean, there was. There wasn't a second where this woman was not a mess. So one point, I have two heaving people beside me.

[Jacob]

I also only cried once during the movie. So you're acting that. That you're. You're really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I said was being hyperbolic. But no, you know, Jacob, you were. Heav. It was one time. No, Jake was heaving. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. There's nothing wrong with that. I cry at movies. The last movie, I cried at Fall Guy.

[Monet X Change]

I do not cry very easily in movies. I think the last movie I cried at was. I think besides the Notebook. I do cry every time in that one. The last one's probably Marley and Me. Have you ever seen Marley and Me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I heard it's a good movie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Dead Dog. The Dead dog. My other movie that you must watch for me is Dream Girls. You have to watch Dream Girls. This is a. An absolutely amazing film. I love this movie. The cast is br. There's not a single person in this movie who is not cast perfectly. Beyonce's acting is phenomenal. Jennifer Hudson, phenomenal.

[Monet X Change]

You know, people like to come for Beyonce saying she was bad in the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beyonce has been bad in movies, but not. Not this one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was in this movie. She was absolutely amazing. The directing was great. My favorite scene, hands down, without a shadow of a doubt, is step into the bad side. When they raise those tambourines and they all start step, step, step. This little shimmy. I. I paid for my entire family to go see this movie on a Chick Fil A budget. I was working at Chick Fil A at the time. So proud. I got my whole family. Yes. I worked hard and I paid for something for my family. Yes, I am Jesus chicken. You got me. And it was Christmas day when it came out, and I asked my family, I said, please, can we please go see Dreamgirls? No one wanted to go see it. And then I said, I will pay. I literally drained my bank account to get my family. I paid for me. Justin, Martha Caldwell, Uncle Scotty, and Camion to all go watch Dreamgirls on Christmas Day.

[Monet X Change]

Uncle Scotty, where was Uncle C? Wasn't around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was probably living somewhere else at the time. Got it. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. For me, my next one would be. I mean, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Junior.

[Monet X Change]

Huh? Junior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to throw that. Junior was there, too. My. My uncle's son.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm gonna add, this one is new, but I. I think it's one of the best films.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before you say it, can you just please just keep in mind that, like, you are still in the. You still have the euphoria of recently seen this film. This list is locked in.

[Monet X Change]

I think this list. I think this one is going to be cemented in time for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm So. You feel confident?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even though this list is gonna be locked in?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

Sinners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sinners.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I think it is. I think that. I just love how just the Historical accuracies of it all and just like all the layers of it. Like, you know, like vampires and stuff, black folk policing each other, like. And one of the one. To me, one of the most prominent parts of the film is it's so simple. But when he's going to get the stuff for the party and he tells a little girl, he gives her $5. He asks her, he's like, hey, how much can I pay you to wash my truck? And she goes, I don't know. Like, I think a nickel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, no.

[Monet X Change]

He's like, you're underselling yourself. He's like, you should negotiate. He's teaching her how to negotiate. And he, like, gives her the thing and then she calls him and then the guys are trying to steal his truck and he shoots him in the leg. And he doesn't call the cops on him. He's like, don't do that again. And he gave. Then he gives him money to get it fixed. So I, I think it's, it's such a small and subtle thing, but I think it, I just think that the movie has so many lessons in that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are Smoke and Stack bad guys or they good guys?

[Monet X Change]

Guys. I think they're kind of like chaotic neutral. Yeah, like, what's the name? Not as Deadpool. Yeah. But not as, not as chaotic as him. Deadpool is chaos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. It's like. Oh, it's also overly comedic.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, but. Yeah, but I, I think, I think they're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That if they're not good guys. But they're not like, they're not villains.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they're not villains at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also. Hot take. I don't think the vampire is a villain.

[Monet X Change]

The vampire. You don't think the vampire is a villain? Tell me how, tell me more about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that he wants to. First of all, I think he has a natural compulsion or a natural tendency toward spreading his. What he sees as a gift. You know what I mean? He wants, he wants people to enjoy the bliss that he experiences by being a vampire. He also seems to be creating a community where, like, racism and sexism them don't exist anymore. Like the vampires, like, once he turned the members of the clan, they stopped being racist like they are now. Like they, they, they, they see past race or through race. They're, they're, they're. They're looking at species now.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He doesn't seem to think he's better than the people that he's killing. He wants them to join his fold. He's not killing for the sake of killing. He's killing. He's. He's killing for the sake of joining.

[Monet X Change]

Preservation. I don't. I don't know if I see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would call it preservation, but it's just for joining.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he's preserving his. His species for community. Yeah, I mean, I see what you're trying to, or I see what you're saying, but I think I disagree because, I mean, I think that he has to give this facade of trust and, like, community so he can literally eat. So I don't know if it's about, like, erasing racism and stuff. I think he's just like, I have to. Do I have to pretend that I like these people so I can get them out here so I can get blood, so I can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they're pretending, though, because the other vampires are all like, no, it's great. Like, we are changed now. Like, we are better people now.

[Monet X Change]

I think they're all doing that because they're trying to get food. It's like. It's like. It's like you going to catch a wild animal. You. You know, sometimes you have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You catch more bees with honey than. With. Than with traps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But are they like. I don't. I will say when I watch other vampire movies, there's, like, conversations about, like, starving. They don't seem to be starving. They've eaten, girl, they ate. They ate almost everyone at the party. They're. I. That's why I think it's more about community than it is about. They're not. There's no there. I can't remember, I want to say once, like, over a year ago, but I don't remember any storylines about them. Be like, I am starving. But the only time they were desperate was when he was, like, being roasted by the sun and the indigenous people were trying to kill him.

[Monet X Change]

But I think their bloodlust is. Is. Is, like, insatiable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you don't know that. You're assuming that.

[Monet X Change]

But okay. In most other vampire movies, you see, their bloodlust is insatiable. Like, they want. They want that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, I hate when you do that. When it goes. When it goes. No.

[Monet X Change]

Kind of give up the culture and they all sing the Irish culture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sing it. Read it like you're on the news.

[Jacob]

Well, this is a question.

[Monet X Change]

If you're gonna read it, I'm gonna read it. Then I'm gonna talk to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would do it like this. Like, don't black people kind of give up their culture? And like they sing all the Irish culture culture music together. That's what I would do.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you were a fake ass bitch. Trying to take credit for Jacob's question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where'd it go?

[Monet X Change]

Trying to take Jacob's question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you do it like that, please?

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. This is how I do it. Cause here's what I do. When I see Bob reading something, I will continue the conversation while I see you reading and wait for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I don't do it. I don't go. I don't do that. Because I do this.

[Monet X Change]

But there will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's.

[Monet X Change]

But when I try to read something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't want to talk while you're.

[Monet X Change]

Because you. But you will stop the podcast and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just be like, no, I'll do it while you're talking anyway. Do it how you want to do it and I won't interrupt. You go mumble.

[Monet X Change]

So Jacob's asking us like, if the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's allergic to your bullshit. You can sneeze, Kate. We're not going to go crazy. You can sneeze.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob brings up a good point that the black people are giving up their culture to assimilate to the right to the Irish culture and sing their music and stuff. When the. The black folk in. In the juke joint are engaging in their own thing. Like they're so the black folk in this movie are giving up their culture to be. To participate in the white culture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I can't remember, were they not doing anything black?

[Monet X Change]

No, they were all like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they're.

[Jacob]

Singing the song is the Rocky Road to Dublin. It's like an Irish song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And also just at a base level.

[Jacob]

Remember Michael B. Jordan's like step Irish step Dancing now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I vaguely.

[Monet X Change]

And just at the base level, he is a villain. He's killing other people regardless of it's whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he smoking stack.

[Monet X Change]

He's murdering people. They're murdering vampires. They shot that guy. They came from jail. They are rehabilitated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about they shot the knee?

[Monet X Change]

They shot him. They didn't kill him. They didn't murder anyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're still harming him.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I didn't say that. But he's not murdering people. Yeah, they're all singing this Irish music. So the vampires are villains. They're evil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the one truly good person is the witch woman. I can't remember her name. The witch.

[Monet X Change]

What about Sammy? Sammy, the young guy, the black. The young with the guitar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Sammy's good. Sammy's good. The witch is good.

[Monet X Change]

I think she's Gonna get nominated for Best supporting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know who really pissed me off this movie? Who? The Asian lady.

[Monet X Change]

What did she do again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She screamed, come in.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. But why? But why, though? There was a reason why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause her husband had been killed. She was like, fuck it. Come get me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she started all the shit. And they could have made it to the morning.

[Monet X Change]

They could have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said, come on down. We'll leave a light on for you. Ooh, that pissed me off.

[Monet X Change]

I did not realize that was Hailee Steinfeld.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have cleaned her up.

[Monet X Change]

I would have pushed her out there with him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have cleaned her up.

[Monet X Change]

Hailey thing once in a while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't matter. They can come in now. It don't matter. If you push them out now, they're in the door.

[Monet X Change]

Right. I'm gonna say, but if the person invited gets pushed out, does it erase the allowance?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. My next movie that you must see if you want to be my friend. School of Rock.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My School of Rock is one of my top five favorite movies of all time. I love Jack Black. I'm a huge Jack Black fan. Joan Cusack is great in this movie. It is just. Have you ever seen. You never seen School of Rock?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've seen. A long time ago. It didn't. It didn't. In my mind, like, I mean, I think it's fine. I'm not. I don't have the opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Jack Black in this. This is probably, for me, his best film. This is, to me, one of the funniest movies of all time. It has music, it has comedy, it has deception. It has. I mean, I do think that he's playing the character Ned Schneebly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who was written.

[Monet X Change]

The movie was written by Mike White, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he. Who's my White.

[Monet X Change]

White Lotus work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's in the movie, too, so. No. So. So Jack Black is pretending to be Ned Schneebly, who is that guy's character. And he's in kind of like an abusive relationship with Sarah Silverman. Like, she just treats him bad, and she makes him feel bad about himself all the time. And she's constantly telling me he's no good. And he's. And he needs to be stronger. He needs to stand up for himself. And Joan Cusack is the principal of the school, and she is, like, trying to figure out what's going on. But then I will say, Jack Black does kidnap children. He does fully kidnap an entire classroom of children.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does bully them a lot.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He bullies them. He's.

[Monet X Change]

He's mean to them. No, he's mean to them. No, especially. Especially the young, heavyset girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turkey sub.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, there's like, there's. There. There is. There's some fat shaming with the turkey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No turkey. He gay shames the little designer.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He calls him fancy or what is he? I can't remember what he calls him.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, he's a little problematic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, fancy work. Fancy. But yo, absolutely. He kid. He's a kid. He's a kid now. He's got to be on some sort of offender list.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. For me, I'm gonna say Spider man across the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no.

[Monet X Change]

Because I always get confused if it's into the.

[Jacob]

Or across.

[Monet X Change]

This is across the spider verse. I think it is one of the greatest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this the animation?

[Monet X Change]

The animation? It is.

[Jacob]

The first or second one?

[Monet X Change]

The second one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I've seen the first one. The first one is really good.

[Monet X Change]

The second one is better. We used to watch right at your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob]

So the issue is it's a cliffhanger ending. So at this point, I would just wait for the next.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. I watched it like 49 times, brother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This guy stinks.

[Monet X Change]

It is one of the greatest animated films ever. The story, the animation, the music, the album. Just listen to album. Like the soundtrack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is so Miles Morales.

[Monet X Change]

Miles Morales and DJ Metro Boomin did the soundtrack. It is phenomenal. Across the Spiderverse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you love about it?

[Monet X Change]

I love the animation. I love the story. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the villain.

[Monet X Change]

The villain is. There are two. There is holes. The hole guy, and it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is holes? Power.

[Monet X Change]

His power is he can go through dimensions. His entire body's white, and he just has these spots. So he knows spots. This guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a metaphor.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yep. And there's also, we think with the cliffhanger, that Spider Man.

[Jacob]

Well, no. Okay, well, we're not gonna spoil it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We spoiled every other movie, but you.

[Jacob]

Haven'T seen it yet and you're gonna watch it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This one is obvious anyway, so what's so. It's just so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like when Spider man punches him in one of the holes, then he can re. Channel it. And then Spider man has punched himself in the face. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. Because his. All the spots are portals to other dimensions.

[Jacob]

He can, like, open mini portals where he throws a spot onto that wall, throws another spot here, and anything comes out in that wall comes out of.

[Monet X Change]

The ceiling, or it can Go into.

[Jacob]

Another earth, or it can go into another dimension.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you want this power between him.

[Monet X Change]

And Spider man if I had to look like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but between him and Spider Man.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, between him and Spider Man. I want his power, but not if I have to look like him. That's awful. That's what it looks like. Ever. Forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're that vain. I don't want to look like a.

[Monet X Change]

White blob with black spots, like a fucking Dalmatian. I think. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. I think he's. I think he seems strong. All right, since we're not going to spoil Spider man across the spider verse, I'm going to tell you. My next movie that you must see, my friend, is the Lion King. Oh, yeah, the Lion King. My God, guys. And I know there. I know there's a lot of musicals in here. Oh, my God. They've all been musicals. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

No, not me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every one of my music. Everyone. Literally everyone.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Lion King is such a brilliant movie. My God. The way they change the game. Or for animation. 1994 was a great summer. I mean, so with my grandma. Wasn't great, what she did.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she died right before it came out.

[Jacob]

Spoiler alert.

[Monet X Change]

About Lion King, if you want to say anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spoiler alert. Lion King, this movie from 31 years ago. Spoiler alert. But I will say, like, I mean, first of all, Lebo M. Tim Rice and Elton John devoured this score.

[Monet X Change]

It's a great score.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This might actually be the best opening song in any musical ever. Stage film. I cannot think of a better first song than Circle of Life. With that sun rising over the Serengeti.

[Monet X Change]

All the animals, and you hear the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Voice go.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's a great. It's great. It's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is just so next level. It has just enough comedic value. I mean, comedic, like, break. Like when you have, like. Because, like, Zazu provides it in the beginning, and then when you don't have Zazzu, it gives it to Timon and Pumbaa. And then they can't kind of. Then they kind of join forces in community fight at the end. I think my.

[Monet X Change]

Also, the Hyena is a great comedy relief.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoopi Goldberg. Hyena. Whoopi Goldberg is a hyena in this film. This is the. I mean, God, this movie's so good. Oh, my God. This movie is just. Is it one of Your favorite? Top 10?

[Monet X Change]

Not top 10?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lion King's not in your top 10?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your list is void null and void.

[Monet X Change]

I have the birthday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're telling me you got 10 movies in your list and Lion King correct. The Lion King correct is not in your top 10. Correct. 20.

[Monet X Change]

No, probably 25.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, is Lion King your top 10?

[Monet X Change]

I'll put 25.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

10.

[Monet X Change]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tao is Lion King your top 10? No girl. Taylor, Lion King, your top 10?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane, top 10. This is.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are the minority. This is insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor said yes, but I said they're still the minority.

[Jacob]

Do you have any Disney movies in your top 10 or top 20?

[Monet X Change]

I see. Not Disney feature films. Disney Channel original movies, which is weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You not about to put. No.

[Monet X Change]

You not about to put E. Stevens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Musical and not put in Lion King. You not put in.

[Monet X Change]

I would put the 13th year in my top top 10. About the guy who becomes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know what that is, but it ain't better than Lion King.

[Monet X Change]

He becomes a mermaid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know what that is, but it ain't better than Lion King.

[Monet X Change]

Ok, I'm gonna put the Birdcage in my top five. The Birdcage with Nathan Lane and Robin Williams. It is one of the funny. It still remains his comedy today. It is still so relevant when he's in the dressing room, besides all of Albert's. But also just when he's there shaving, he goes, you're shaving now? I think that's a great quote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I will say it is.

[Monet X Change]

Such a great film. If you are a young queer person or a queer person who's never seen it, you have to give yourself time to watch a birdcage. It is Nathan. I think it's Nathan Lane's best work. Do you agree?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the Producers too, though I.

[Monet X Change]

Never seen the Producers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also saw him in Addams Family on Broadway. I know it's not a movie, but.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not about movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna kick a bucket down the street. I mean. No, it's not a movie, bitch. I said movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? But it's his work. He wasn't working when he kicked the bucket.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So who are you? Who are you in the Birdcage? They're casting. They're casting. They're actually. They're doing Albert. They're actually doing a Lincoln Center Birdcage with Wayne Brady.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's the thing. So La Cage is the Birdcage is the Birdcage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, same thing.

[Monet X Change]

But the Birdcage is a play and La Cage is a movie.

[Jacob]

Oh, so La Cage Fall is A French movie which has the same plot as the birdcage and then the bird. They remade an American version called the.

[Monet X Change]

Bird Cage, which is a musical or.

[Jacob]

Play, which is just a movie. And the musical is based off the French movie, which is why it's called La Cage, the name of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And La Cage is the bird. I mean, the cage.

[Monet X Change]

But people should. They should make the bird the Birdcage play. See what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if you ever go see La Cage, it is.

[Monet X Change]

I did see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the birdcage. It's got. It's got the. It's got the.

[Monet X Change]

The. The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The powerful senator. It's got the.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I mean, that's the same. La Concha fol. Is the birdcate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they've already made it. It is, it is. It's names. The name is the same everything, right?

[Jacob]

It's the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The same script beat. The character names the same everything.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I.

[Jacob]

It's just the movie takes place in the. In the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just want the music taken out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. As a straight play, I will say that. So you're. You're Nathan L's character. It was. Yeah, you're Nathan L. Character.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I. I can see you playing the. The Robin Williams character. I can see that for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why I'm the butch motherfucker.

[Monet X Change]

I'll give you a range. You have range.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why I gotta be the butch one? I gotta be the young son.

[Monet X Change]

You know, you could be the Republican. No, the original mother. You could be her role. Wow, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, are we at five?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we are. You're at year. I have one. I've done four. I have one more then I do. It bothers me, though, because I think that I don't like the sun in that. Like, he pisses me off. And the fact that he does Nathan Lane's character like that, when Nathan Lane's character has, like, done everything to like, support this little. And he's built this life for him and he's just so nasty about it. And then the fact that they acquiesce and then he gets what he wants and they. They safely get this Republican out of the. The. The. The bird cage, and it just p. It pisses me off. I watch it for the first time with Leila.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In like 2021.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really? You were late in life to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The birdcase or maybe 2019 somewhere around there.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I watched it on. On. We're here just one of our days off and I gotta tell you that that son pisses me off.

[Monet X Change]

Kids are awful. This is. This is why I'm like, he's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A kid, he's an adult.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying that he's their kid. Kids are like. Your children are always. They're like. This is why I'm like children. Because you would do Albert. Not Albert. What's Robert. What's Robert Williams name in the movie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I just clip one of your children?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, kids. Kids are annoying. Like you said, he's done everything for this kid. Raised him up in this beautiful town, gave him a great life. And they were like, can you not be a faggot? Dad, I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And so, by the way, he's the villain of the show. It's not the Republican guy. The Republican guy's doing what Republican guys do. The villain is the son.

[Monet X Change]

They're both villains.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The villain is the son, the villain is the son. Time. And my.

[Monet X Change]

No, that was your fifth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that was your movie. I didn't say bird cake.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I get two more. I get one more rap whenever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So just do what I was going to do.

[Monet X Change]

Regurgitate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hurry up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to get mine in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not regurgitating. I haven't said this yet, but my film that you have to watch if you want to be my friend is the color person.

[Monet X Change]

I said at the top of the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said it wasn't. But I'm. Can I do my list and you do yours? And what's your next one? White Boy Stomp.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you know that?

[Monet X Change]

No, for me, it's going to be all right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want to. You're talking about my movie. Oh, my God. I want to take a bottle full.

[Monet X Change]

Of aspirin and don't wake up for this anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this you are doing?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the Color Purple is the best movie of all time. It is the most robbed Oscar movie of all time. The cast is perfect. Whoopi Goldberg, 8. Danny Glover, 8. Quincy Jones, 8. Steven Spielberg, 8. Oprah Winfrey, 8. This movie is fat jokes about.

[Monet X Change]

Oprah is crazy. Do what fat jokes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was not a fat joke. The movie is brilliant. The movie is B brilliant. I love the Color Purple.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I love Color Purple too. But I will put on my list because I love these movies so much. I love action movies. I love a Marvel movie. I'm putting X Men 2000, the first one with Halle Berry as the worm or Hugh Jackman's. First portrayal as Wolverine, because it was the first one. And I just. I think it set the stage, obviously, for Marvel, Endgame, Infinity wars, all of it. And I just love, love, love that scene where this. And it is such a stupid scene. The scene when Storm is flying at the end, she's like, do you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happens to the frog to its hoe when it's struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else. Before I go, I want to give you. I've actually, I've asked this question on the podcast before, so you should, in theory know the answer.

[Monet X Change]

Who's winning? Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who is the only actor besides. What's his name? Besides the guy who plays Wolverine, Besides Hugh Jackson to play Wolverine, there's only one other actor to ever portray him in a movie in a major motion picture.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry, it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait.

[Jacob]

Well, that was true, but after the release of the. The Deadpool movie, there's actually another one. So now there are three actors.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, was it Timothy Chalamet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Troye Sivan.

[Monet X Change]

Troye Sivan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the other one?

[Jacob]

Henry Cavill.

[Monet X Change]

Henry Cavill played him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and like one of those multiverse.

[Jacob]

In Deadpool and Wolverine, there's like a. There's a brief scene where Deadpool is like, looking for Wolverine across dimensions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Jacob]

And one of them is played by Henry Cavill.

[Monet X Change]

There was so much. And then there was so many cameras in that movie. That's gonna be like the RuPaul movie. Stop that Train when I tell you there were over 35 celebrity cameos. Myself, Raven, Simone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have these been announced? Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a celebrity. So we got one. Raven Simone.

[Monet X Change]

Jake. And wrap this thing up. That one bitter bald bitch over here one. And on that note, thank you for coming on my show. Give me these goddamn flowers.

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