The One About Paying Attention

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Paying Attention" (December 24, 2025)

Episode Overview

In this energetic and banter-filled episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into the nuances of paying attention—to people, pets, pop culture, and their own habits. Through funny anecdotes, playful arguments, and candid confessions, they explore why focus matters, how modern distractions shape interactions, and how drag, New York life, and even TV-watching traditions spark endless conversation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Drag Race, Attention, and Grace (01:23–03:38)

• Naming Drag Queens Game: Monét and Bob challenge each other to see who can name the most Drag Race queens in ten seconds, poking fun at the idea of being prepared versus winging it.
  • Monét: "Aquaria, Alaska. Monet. Bob. Peppermint, Ginger, Minj, Candy Muse." (02:35)
• Drag Queen Critique: Jokingly debate if anyone should "quit drag," but ultimately both respect the art and those performing.
  • Bob: “No one. I think they're all doing a good job. I respect the art they were creating..." (02:54)

Life on the Road & Vegas Shows (03:38–05:17)

• Bob shares that, despite being a professional traveler, he doesn’t actually enjoy constant travel and would prefer a steady gig like a Vegas residency where “they do all your laundry for you” (#livingthedream).
  • Monét: "Can I tell you why the Vegas show sounds so appealing to me? ...They do all your laundry and your wigs." (05:23)
• A discussion of drag shows in Puerto Vallarta includes local queens, the beach atmosphere, and daytime outdoor performances.

Pronouns, Identity, and Language Play (06:10–09:01)

• Extended riff on neopronouns: Bob and Monét experiment with using “ze/zir/zim,” challenging each other to use them in sentences, touching on the learning curve for new pronouns and the real-life presence (or rarity) of nonbinary pronouns.
  • Monét: “No, you will get used to it. Just like you did they/them, you get used to ze/zir.” (07:08)
• Jacob (producer) jumps in to clarify correct usage: "It's zir, and then zerself." (08:01)

New York vs LA vs Atlanta Weather & “Seasons” Talk (17:28–21:10)

• A spirited defense of LA’s weather (“perfect!”) against people who miss “real” seasons, and reflections on adapting to West Coast life.
  • Monet: “I have become such a little West Coast, California sunshine bitch. ...A little bit of rain—I am annoyed. I am depressed.” (19:16)
• Typical New Yorker/American city rivalry about who has it better, weather-wise.

New York City Realness: Mice, Rats, Bodega Cats (20:44–24:03)

• Bob claims every New York restaurant has rodents, recounting tales from working in food service. Monét is skeptical, but acknowledges the ubiquity of street rats and the necessity of bodega cats.
  • Bob: “Every restaurant in New York City has rodents. I don't care how nice you think this restaurant is...” (22:14)
  • Discussion of new laws allowing bodega cats, and their importance as natural pest control.

Pets, Veterinary Woes, and Pet Personalities (24:13–27:57)

• Monét talks about her cat Colleen's health issues, including regurgitation versus vomiting, weight gain, and getting spayed.
• Anecdotes about memorable pets, including aggressive cats ("Chicken") and antisocial dogs ("Sasha"), pepper this section.

Cosmetic Surgeries and Body Modifications (44:32–47:42)

• Monét confesses considering a “rib sculpting” procedure (shaving lower ribs for a smaller waist) and debates the risks and recovery realities with Bob.
  • Monét: “It’s called rib sculpt—they file down your bottom five ribs...” (44:56)
  • Bob: “Getting this hair transplant was crazy for me... That is probably the craziest...” (47:23)

TV & Movie Watching Etiquette – The Main “Paying Attention” Riff (28:33–43:35)

• Arguments about TV and movie-watching habits: pausing vs. talking, watching while multitasking, and proper etiquette with TikToks and “important moments.”
  • Bob: “If I show it to you, you have to watch. Taylor be looking around... You have to LOOK.” (42:44)
  • Monét: “Sometimes people show you TikToks and then you—but I will say, if you want to say a joke, you will pause it, say the joke, and be like, all right, continue.” (42:52)
• Bob’s reverence for the collective effort behind movies and TV, and his annoyance when someone’s dismissive after a movie trailer:
  • "This is a 30-something-year process. And then when the trailer's over, someone goes, 'meh.' That is so crazy to me." (34:07)

Titles, Names, and First Impressions (35:06–37:38)

• Fun exchange on how the names of films and shows influence whether they’re compelling—e.g., “Chess” doesn’t “speak” to Bob, but “No Country for Old Men” does.
  • Bob: “Queen’s Gambit is a beautiful name… But the name Chess just doesn’t speak to me.” (36:44)

Casual Viewing vs. Active Engagement (39:05–41:45)

• Disagreement on treating reality shows like “Love is Blind” as “background TV” versus paying rapt attention, with Bob being a notorious “pauser” and Monét more relaxed.
  • Bob: “If I am, like, so excited to show you a TV show, bitch, if I'm excited to show you a TikTok, if it is 6 seconds long—do not look away. Don't look away.” (41:45)

Sex Ed, Candid Conversations, and Tips (50:00–55:04)

• Open and humorous discussion about oral sex tips, cleanliness preferences, and personal limits.
  • Bob: “One good tip is… Don't bite it.” (50:39)
  • Monét: “Do you like ice cum on your face?” Bob: “Yeah… I don't really have any strong opinions about where the cum goes, tbh.” (53:24–53:33)
• Extended riff on “cum volume” in porn, absurd clean-up woes, and bodily secretions.

TV Nostalgia, Girls-In-The-Title, and "Paying Attention" Throwbacks (61:12–62:23)

• The confusion between shows with “Girls” in the title (“Gilmore Girls,” “Two Broke Girls”), and the nostalgia for early 2000s MTV-style recap shows (“Best Week Ever,” “Girl Code”).
• Discussion about potential reboots and why some genres go out of style.

Parental Influence, Relationships, and Wrapping Up (62:49–63:22)

• Would you let your mom pick your partner? Bob’s mother "loves Jacob a lot." (63:14)

Restless Leg Syndrome, Fidgeting, and Distractions (63:35–end)

• Bob is visually distracted by Monét’s bouncing mic stand—it's “driving me crazy” (63:25).
• Conversation about fidgeting habits and Restless Leg Syndrome as another example of attention wandering.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “No one. I think they're all doing a good job. I respect the art they were creating and the craftsmanship is amazing.”
  – Bob (02:54) on whether any drag queens should "quit"

• “I have become such a little West Coast, California sunshine bitch. ...A little bit of rain—I am annoyed. I am depressed.”
  – Monét (19:16)

• “Every restaurant in New York City has rodents. I don't care how nice you think this restaurant is...”
  – Bob (22:14)

• "If I show it to you, you have to watch. Taylor be looking around... You have to LOOK."
  – Bob (41:45)

• “If you go to someone's house and they put a towel down, you about to get the best motherfucking toppy you ever had in your whole life.”
  – Bob (52:23)

• “Getting this hair transplant was crazy for me... That is probably the craziest [cosmetic thing] I’ve ever had.”
  – Bob (47:23)

• "This is a 30-something-year process. And then when the trailer's over, someone goes, 'meh.' That is so crazy to me."
  – Bob (34:07)

• “Queen’s Gambit is a beautiful name… But the name Chess just doesn’t speak to me.”
  – Bob (36:44)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Naming Drag Queens Rapid-Fire Game: 02:09–03:38
• Drag Shows & Travel: 03:38–05:17
• Pronoun Play: 06:10–09:01
• New York vs LA Weather: 17:28–20:40
• NYC Rats, Bodegas, Cats: 20:44–24:03
• Pet Discussion: 24:13–27:57
• Paying Attention & TV Watching Etiquette: 28:33–43:35
• Film Titles, Names, and First Impressions: 35:06–37:38
• Reality TV as Background vs. Main Focus: 39:05–41:45
• Sex Talk – Oral Tips & Preferences: 50:00–55:04
• Nostalgia TV, "Girls" Shows, Recap Series: 61:12–62:23

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Tone, Chemistry, & Style

The episode is authentic Sibling Rivalry—fast-paced, irreverent, and fiercely funny, with a mix of warm storytelling, snarky asides, and deep dives into everyday culture. Bob and Monét’s rapport is as infectious as ever, balancing teasing jabs with mutual affection and candid truth-telling.

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For listeners who missed the episode:
Expect a rapid-fire hour with drag culture references, neurotic TV-watching debates, candid sex talk, New York and LA lifestyle shade, hilarious tangents, and plenty of quotable moments—all reinforcing the power (and limitations) of paying attention in modern life.

Transcript

[Narrator]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet says who she thinks is bad at drag and should quit.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about paying attention.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, you know what? I'm giving you grace. It's okay, Bob. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is some old ass millennial sh. Me and Monet seeing who can name the most drag race girls in 10 seconds. You have to cover your ears, though.

[Monet X Change]

You can't listen to mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cover yours. Okay, okay. And Bob Dragway. Okay, now you have 10 seconds to name as many rude girls as you can. You just hit record.

[Monet X Change]

And when it gets. So when I get to the 22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you only get 10 seconds.

[Monet X Change]

It's got good lighting, though. Wait, hold on. Okay, count me in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go. 3, 2, 1.

[Monet X Change]

Aquaria, Alaska. Monet. Bob Peppermint, Ginger, Minj, Candy Muse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jessica Wild.

[Monet X Change]

April Carrion. No, I have one second. You cut me out too early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had one more second. All right, you ready for this? Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Also, you knew you're prepped are really garbage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me personally. All right, any name. And drag queens we think are really bad at dragons should quit and are really garbage. Me personally. No one. I think they're all doing a good Job. I respect the art they were creating and the craftsmanship is amazing. Monet, Aquaria, Alaska. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Bob Peppermint, Ginger Minch, Candy Muse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's funny.

[Monet X Change]

No, I have one second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's funny.

[Monet X Change]

That's funny. That's a good. That's really funny, actually. I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You normally on top of things. That vacation got you off your game.

[Monet X Change]

That was good. That was a good one. That was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you swim in pv?

[Monet X Change]

I did, I swam. I went to. I went to this drag show at the Skytop Roof bar in Mantima and I saw Mantamar. Mantamar is the beach club there. Al Mar Resort.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they had.

[Monet X Change]

They used to give Frangelada free rooms. And so I went there and I saw this two and a half hour drag show and I saw a lot of. There were three local girls that hosted it, but then they brought in some queens from out of town, like from foreign queens. Horatio Pistachio, Hot Garavalo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't know.

[Monet X Change]

And Jorgeous was there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Super talented.

[Monet X Change]

Georges is hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm just giving different things for different people. George is super talented, so. But she's not super talented.

[Monet X Change]

She's both. It was hot, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, negroes, PV is a beach town.

[Monet X Change]

We're performing outside in the daytime.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was about to say, do you not remember New Year's? But you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, I didn't go to New Year's. Did you see a lot of drag shows? When did you see a lot of drag shows when you went there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we saw one drag show. One. We went by and there was a drag show going on on like a corner bar. Do you remember that? I don't know the name of the bar, but it was, it was. It was like at the end of all the strip clubs at the corner. Right before the strip club start. It was at that corner. It's like an open. Not open bar, but you could like see in from outside. It's like a long bar.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Basically, I'm not really that much slaughters. I think it was possibly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm not much of a PV queen, to be honest. Like, I have been to PV like maybe three times.

[Monet X Change]

And you didn't enjoy yourself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't enjoy myself.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's just a bit of a trek, you know, I don't love traveling. Yeah, But. But I did have fun.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so funny because you travel for a living.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For a living, for work. If I could make the money I make on the road and stay in town, I would.

[Monet X Change]

I Know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or if I can go somewhere and just sit my ass down.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you why? That's why the. The Vegas show sounds so appealing to me, because you just get to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your thing and they do all your laundry for you.

[Monet X Change]

They do all your laundry and your wigs. They clean all your wigs, they sell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your wigs, but then they also create your numbers.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing I don't like. And living in Las Vegas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think I know you don't like Vegas. I don't mind Vegas. I don't have any. I feel like everyone feels so strongly about Vegas. One time I was at this dinner party with, like, a bunch of celebrities.

[Monet X Change]

With Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Madonna and Jack Black. And I remember this. A lot of people.

[Monet X Change]

I can't remember them all. Yours was this thing. It was literally a promo for a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's on the Internet. You can see it. I'll say it tonight.

[Monet X Change]

That's like, what you say. So Monet, my friend Taylor, I'd be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it's for them.

[Monet X Change]

No, you say when cameras are not rolling. No, Bob, you have my friend Taylor before you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was also dating someone named Taylor. So my friend Taylor, my partner Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, at the time I was like. And then there's also Taylor Laudner. Shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

Which, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even as my fan Taylor, there's a lot of. There's a lot of Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

What city does your fan Taylor live in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Austin.

[Monet X Change]

You have a fan Taylor in Austin? Yeah, fan Taylor from Austin. If you exist, is Taylor non binary?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How dare you Non binary?

[Monet X Change]

I literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally asking z0 pronouns. Zay0 lives in Austin.

[Monet X Change]

And how old are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, probably 36.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. 36.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. I haven't. They. They could be anywhere from 30 to 36. They Z. Z could be anywhere from 30 to 37. Do they have a family?

[Monet X Change]

Are they married?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. My fan.

[Monet X Change]

Your fan. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I see them at the shows. Zim. Z0. I don't think I could have a Z0 in my life.

[Monet X Change]

No, you will get used to it. Just like you do they them. You get used to zz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would try my. I would. I mean, and I'd be really. Okay, let's try to. I'm going to try to z0 you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he. Him. So Z would be at he zero. So he has a show. Z has a show him. No, he is zir. What's the third of Z? Zer?

[Monet X Change]

Zir. Zim.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zim. Ziz.

[Monet X Change]

We don't know, it's like we're saying one of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zop.

[Monet X Change]

Zop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zoop. So how would you zzeer me?

[Monet X Change]

I would be like, so Bob is lovely. Ziz's favorite color is black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zier's favorite show color is black. Zier. Not Z. Ziz.

[Monet X Change]

So where's the third one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zir. Zeers.

[Monet X Change]

Z Zer. Zer. Okay, so Zer's favorite favorite show is the Copacabana. Z loves, loves, loves chocolate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Okay, now I'm gonna try. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, Jacob is correct.

[Jacob]

I mean, it's zir. And then Zerself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zer self. Okay, so those are the.

[Monet X Change]

Would I zer self.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You with zer self. So Monet is going to come over with Z's with. With zer self as a partner. Okay, Monet's coming over with zer self's now.

[Jacob]

Monet was over in the corner talking to Zerself.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it. Like himself or herself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew Azizier.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a very short lived zir. Okay, so then they went to she her.

[Monet X Change]

Can you use zir?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She went to she her.

[Monet X Change]

Can you zoo? Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you zip zap Zop? I want y' all to know we do not disrespect near. No, no, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying, can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You act like someone's a grandma.

[Monet X Change]

I'm trying. Can you use zir instead of they, them, or you have to use. I only use these or pronouns.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I feel like if you're a ZZ or you're. You're. Are there any these ears in the comment section right now?

[Monet X Change]

If you're a person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I met 1Z0. 1Z0 my whole life. But then she was like, it's a rap on ZZ earring. Yeah, because I'm a. I'm a she. Hurry now.

[Monet X Change]

If you want to do that in public.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure she was a dancer on the Madonna tour.

[Monet X Change]

Fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she went.

[Monet X Change]

I did this earlier shout out to Jay Defeo for putting in those pictures of Taylor. And have you seen the pictures of Taylor in this week's episode? He chose no. So Taylor is a twink. I don't know where Jay found his pictures. I was cracking up. Jacob, did you send them to him?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I pulled them from Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Swear all the fans were like, oh, my God. No, they called him Danny. They called you some other Danny Phantom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I forget. It's in the comments. Taylor. By the way, Taylor's watching right now. Mortified. Mortified.

[Monet X Change]

Also, Taylor gave Me, this sweater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little.

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little college dropout, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

It's a little, you know, it was a form of time gone by.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a little. It's g Is of that ilk.

[Monet X Change]

And I will say I hate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate, hate, hate her makeup.

[Monet X Change]

No, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think. How do you think Heidi feels about that? I mean, she must feel retribution now that everyone hates, hates, hates her politics. I hate, hate, hate your politics and stances.

[Monet X Change]

I hate when my blacks don't match. Can you tell that these two blacks don't match?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. They don't even. They're not even.

[Monet X Change]

It drives me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is like a black gray. That's a black brown, but no, this is black.

[Monet X Change]

When them. When they're together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're both black, but when they're together. That's a black gray. That's a black brown.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And it drives me crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drives me crazy. So when I used to work at Ruby Tuesday.

[Monet X Change]

So you can see this, but you can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue and red. That's not how colorblindness works.

[Monet X Change]

Let's start blue and green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue and green is red and green.

[Monet X Change]

Red and green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Christmas up here is here.

[Monet X Change]

You must hate Christmas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can distinguish the difference between a Christmas tree and a stop sign.

[Monet X Change]

But I was like, that's actually Avanta aubergine Off white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black. No, but this is black brown, right? Like, it's a brownie black and it's a gray black.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would agree with that. But when I worked here, Ruby Tuesday, we wore all black. And I. Okay, so I had this thing going on where I was like. I actually got called into the office. I'm telling so many Ruby Tuesday stories on the POD lately. I got called in the office, and then my manager's like, you. I was like, 19, 18 years old. She was like, we need to talk about your cleanliness. And I was like, I shower every day. And she was like, okay, but you're. But you. You were getting complaints from the staff that you. I was like, I don't. I literally shower every single day. And then this girl named Thereisha shout out to Theresia. She goes, are you washing your shirts every day? Because I would. Because I had, like, three black shirts, and I would just put them in the corner, and I would. I had to just wear them often. And I didn't have a washer dry in my home. So then I started washing my shirts like crazy. But then they became gray. So then the issue Then the issue became your blacks aren't black enough. So then it became all that, you know, at Mac, they're. They're hardcore. Your blacks cannot be remotely faded. I'm sure it has to be like vanta.

[Monet X Change]

Vanta black. I just. I was just saying to someone the other day, you know, I mentioned my hair. Oh, my God, you have your hair off. Yeah. Well, let me see. Like, give us a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just look bald again.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Because so now when it's not. When it all grows back, this all grow back at the same rate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It kind of. I mean, this is still not growing at the same rate as this. As this part. I mean, but I'm just going to keep cutting it until it is all growing at the same rate.

[Monet X Change]

Word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then I'm going to be looking like motherfucking Daveed Diggs.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, how do you feel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, shaving my head was interesting because there's, like, numb spots. Like, I can't. There are parts of my head that I still can't feel. It feels like you scratching your hat. Like, I scratch my head and it doesn't scratch. Like, it doesn't. It itches. But you can't satiate it with a scratch because you can't actually feel it. But you can feel the itch. Got it. It's very bizarre.

[Monet X Change]

No, let me tell you something. This is. This is something I've gone through with my mini tuck and also my toes. Like, I feel the itch on the skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, for example, like this.

[Monet X Change]

Like a lot of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it. It's weird.

[Monet X Change]

It's probably the same thing you feel in your head. I can feel the pressure of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't feel the sensation of that skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there is an itchy sensation. You can't scratch.

[Monet X Change]

So sometimes you have the itching scratch. You're like, oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's an itch you can't relieve.

[Monet X Change]

It's such a weird feeling. Oh, my God. You know that. You know that feeling now is that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What hell would be an itch you can't relieve.

[Monet X Change]

To start scratching.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crushing your. I'm normally. I normally can't stand when your phone goes off during the thing.

[Monet X Change]

And now you know what? I'm giving you Grace. It's okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I will not offer that to you. If this is some sort of transactional thing, you're not getting it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, every interaction we have does not have to be transactional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. Jordan's. Oh, hey.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, Jordans are so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is the most millennially. Like, that is Some old ass millennial shit.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, when I became an adult and I could buy my own shoes, I was like, I made it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A point to get 20 years ago.

[Monet X Change]

No. Well, yeah, these are, these are like, those are old. These are like 15 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen these.

[Monet X Change]

I rarely wear them. I wear them like once every couple years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Jays, honey.

[Monet X Change]

The Jays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never owned a pair of Jordans.

[Monet X Change]

Never. Not once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never.

[Monet X Change]

It was such a big thing growing up in Brooklyn though. Like when the new ones would drop, people will line up outside champs. They were bigger for like New Yorkers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where New Yorkers swear they're like, this is a New York thing. Everyone was wearing Jordan like you.

[Monet X Change]

But I guess it felt like I would see it everywhere because walking down Fulton street, you've seen like eight stores where they are lined for like miles who were just trying to get a new pair of Jordans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jordans were big. Air Force ones were huge. In Atlanta, tall tees and Air Force ones were a.

[Monet X Change]

Big tees mean like baggy. Long baggy tees, not baggy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're still the, the standard width of a normal T shirt, just really long.

[Monet X Change]

That is very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Called a tall tee. And it goes down to like your mid thigh or your knee, depending on how short you are.

[Monet X Change]

See, that's where we differed in New York. We did baggy, like big baggy. Like they'll be long, but also w. Y' all just did just long and straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Long and straight.

[Monet X Change]

So what if. So what if you were a thick booty boy like me? You, you, you just got you wearing a fucking maxi dress. You wearing a high low.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're going to get back into that after this break. And if you don't want any breaks, please consider joining our patreon. And I know you guys are hearing this ad, but. But I'm talking about the other.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amen.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not alone.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby don't mess around and cause she loves me Showing this I know for sure.

[Monet X Change]

How was your weekend in Milwaukee? Was it cold?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No girl. Okay, so me and Jacob were going to New York City the other day and Jacob was like, you're not gonna bring a coat? And I was like, you know, sometimes the juice isn't worth the squeeze traveling with a giant coat. This is true because I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm not going on walks. I'm not hanging around outside. I'm going to be from the car to the train or the car to the door to the car or to the train. And the train is not cold. So I'll just, I'll just grit my teeth and Bear it for the three minute walk to the train.

[Monet X Change]

The subway is cold, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, subway's not that cold.

[Monet X Change]

When you're downstairs underground in the subway. Let's say it's. Yes, subways are cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just rode the train in New York City and I was very, I mean, on the way to the subway, we were cold. I got on the train, I was chilling. Laying in the cut, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, in the thing. But sometimes you're waiting for the train for like 10 minutes and that 10 minutes is too uncomfortable to wait for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it depends on which, which, which platform you're on. Some of them are warm. You never been downstairs? Downstairs and you're like, God damn, it's hot as hell down here. Even, even in like the autumn. So I did not want to carry a coat. I'm happy. I did not. I was like, I'm glad because I, I didn't need it. I didn't need the coat. Only time I was outside was at, was at the, the, the Green Carpet for the Wicked premiere. And I wouldn't wear a coat that anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was like, well, Wisconsin is going to be cold. I didn't check the weather. Taylor, you know, Taylor takes the weather every day.

[Monet X Change]

Just every day you wake up here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'S kind of old man activity, ain't it? No, I mean, I check. It's smart.

[Monet X Change]

I normally check on a Sunday to see what the week is like. Like, like, like when we had the fucking week of rain. I was telling everyone to listen. Like, guys, it's gonna start to rain in LA. The weather's, the temperature's going down to 60. Oh my God, summer's over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was shocked. I said, oh, oh, no.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's raining crazy, which is, I'm telling you, I have become, I've become such a little West Coast, California sunshine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I am a bitch. A little bit of rain. I am annoyed. I am depressed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate it. I hate it. I will say what I do, not what I'm gonna go say. It is annoying when I go somewhere and I tell them that I live in la. And they're like, I couldn't do it. I love seasons. Oh, God, I love seasons.

[Monet X Change]

People love to tell you that. Shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also New York. Been to New York too. I live in New York. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. It's too, it's too much. It's too fast. Yeah, you couldn't. That's why you didn't, that's why you live. That's why you live in Andalucia, Alabama?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they love to say it, but I mean, I feel like we get seasons here again. It's not as seasons as in. No, we get summer and we get whatever a little fall and spring is. It is in the. In winter it gets down to like high 50s at night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

@.

[Monet X Change]

Night. During the day it's like the low.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

70S. But to me that's 70 degrees. Yes, that's the temperature it is in here. When you say it's too hot.

[Monet X Change]

That spring, that's spring or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fall. I think that LA has honestly perfect weather. I'm from Georgia. Georgia also has great.

[Monet X Change]

Weather. Georgia, y' all rain too.

[Rachel Hampton]

Much.

[Monet X Change]

And the summer is too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hot. I know in New York are not talking about nobody's.

[Monet X Change]

Weather. And the summer's too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hot. I know in New Yorker didn't think they look summer's too hot.

[Monet X Change]

Y'. All New York is hot. Yeah. But Atlanta is ok. Just because New York is hot, isn't. Atlanta is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not. New York is like.

[Monet X Change]

Trash. And Atlanta is hot. And it smells like fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jasmine.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ew. In heat and then you get a waft of dandelions. In New York City, y'. All. New York City. I love. I love that. My favorite scene on the planet, when I tell y', all it. I saw someone made a video today and it said. It said New Yorkers. I gotta ask all the real question. Be honest with me. Is living with mice just part of what it is? Like the. I was like, a lot of people just have mice in their apartment. Like, you see, I saw. I walked in, I saw a mouse and I was like. I mean, not everyone, but some people do it. It's just kind of not that like. Like I will say New Yorkers. I don't know about having roach. I never really had roaches in New York City. I mean, there was one time during lockdown where the fumigation stopped. And then me and Jake was a giant roach in.

[Monet X Change]

Our. That's the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Famous picture. And it gagged us. And I had never seen a roach. But like, we didn't have mice at that apartment in the Heights. But if a mouse was in there, I was kind of like, it's a mouse. Like, it is what it like am I just desensitized. Like I had. In my upper western part, I had.

[Monet X Change]

Mice. I remember. Okay, so I have the opposite experience. I have Templeton. I never had a mouse in my Bronx apartment. Apartment, I had like a roach here and there. But in my Harlem apartment, I never had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anything. I never.

[Monet X Change]

Had. But in the street, you see rats a lot, so that's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shocking. And, guys. And it just is what it is. Like, we know, we know, we know. They're like, y' all always come to New York and you're so gagged. There are rats. And I wanted to get. I'm going to tell something that you are not going to want to.

[Monet X Change]

Hear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? You are not going to want to hear.

[Monet X Change]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? But this is just the truth. Every restaurant in New York City has rodents. I don't care how nice you think this restaurant is, especially if this restaurant is on the first floor. I'm telling you, that restaurant has.

[Monet X Change]

Rodents. How do you know this? Where do you get this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From? Monet? Anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant. New York City. The comment Sound off in the comment.

[Monet X Change]

Below. I'm interested.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. I used to work at this one restaurant. I think I can say it because they're shut. I'm not gonna say that, because they're probably gonna pop up somewhere. But I remember going into the.

[Monet X Change]

Work, and then now these are just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Censored. I would go into the restaurant, and I didn't cover my mouth. I covered the wrong thing. I went to the restaurant, and once every two months, you would get there before the. And you're like, oh, my God, a rat died under one of the booths. And it's a smell, and you have to, like, air it out and air and spray and put down the carpet.

[Monet X Change]

Freshener. Yeah. I mean, I never worked in food service, but. So I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know. You have a restaurant at the Yo.

[Monet X Change]

Club. Yeah, I didn't work in the restaurant, though, so I didn't, like, know what happened to the restaurant, but I don't. The fact that you think that every restaurant in New York. I know, but you didn't work every restaurant. You worked at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One. Haven't you ever worked at a restaurant in New York City? Oh, I don't think. Well, I don't think that's all of.

[Monet X Change]

Them. I don't think. I don't think that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Accurate. Every Monet, their doors are wide. Those little steel gates that you walk over, they're always wide open. All the bodegas. Why do you think. Why does your bodega have a cat? Why do you think your bodega has a.

[Monet X Change]

Cat? Which. They just passed a law about that. Did you hear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That?

[Monet X Change]

What? That they will no longer be penalizing bodegas for having cats. In fact, they're allowed, and they're gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Order. I didn't know they were penalized on that.

[Monet X Change]

Before. Yeah. And they're gonna offer them. They're gonna offer them services to, like, spay and neuter and give them healthcare for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Free. Oh, bodegas are supposed to have cats. I want my bodega to have a cat. Otherwise, the rotors are everywhere. Why would you not put a cat in the bodega? That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? I think you've seen way more rats indoors or mice indoors than I have, because I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not. I didn't see them in the bodegas. The bodegas have.

[Monet X Change]

Cats. Have the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cat. Yeah. And cats kill things. You think Colleen's out there killing.

[Monet X Change]

Stuff? No, she doesn't go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Outside. She doesn't like it outside. You don't let her.

[Monet X Change]

Outside? I let her outside, but I supervise her. But I'm just afraid she's going to jump over the wall at one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Point. Can she jump that.

[Monet X Change]

High? Girl, can't she jump that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

High?

[Monet X Change]

Cats. I want to read you something about cats. Cats are some of the most evolves. They're the. They're almost like a perfect species. By the way, did you know this about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cats? I mean, I don't. I know. I don't like them. I'm talking about Colleen specifically. I just. Cats. Colleen. I want. I want Colleen.

[Monet X Change]

Stats. Colleen can drag. Colleen can jump really high. She's like, what you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do? Then she can grow hair. Apparently, Colleen has evolved right in front of your eyes. She's about to be a polar.

[Monet X Change]

Bear. I took her to the vet the other day because she was. She was throwing up. He's like. He's like, oh, she's not throwing up. She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Regurgitating. Okay, Are we just missing words.

[Monet X Change]

Here? No, the difference is when you throw up, that means, like, she's throwing up. Things like from her. To have her digestive tract regurgitating is when she eats. She, like, brings it up right away because she's eating too fast. Has to get, like, a slow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feeder. She a little.

[Monet X Change]

Doughy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colleen. I was.

[Monet X Change]

Looking. I was looking at the. I was like, wow, I think Colleen is a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thick. I told you she was thick. You want to. I've been telling you Colleen's a little thick. You don't want to.

[Monet X Change]

Listen. Because I thought y' all were just being, like, a little, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever. No, girl, I've seen hairless cat and Colleen, she thickening a.

[Monet X Change]

Snicker. No, because you know. You know why? Because Assad's cat was also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thick. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Turkey. Chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chicken. Was it chicken or.

[Monet X Change]

Turkey? Turkey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turkey. It Was.

[Monet X Change]

Chicken. Chicken. Yeah. Yeah. I can't find it. I'll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Find. I didn't like chicken. Chicken was too.

[Monet X Change]

Much. Chicken was aggressive. And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even. Even Asad know that chicken was a bad.

[Monet X Change]

Cat. He also got it from someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though. And he attacked the dog that I.

[Monet X Change]

Love. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sasha. R to Sasha. And RP to.

[Monet X Change]

Chicken. RP to chicken as well. Wow. Give it RP to Sasha first. When we talk about chicken, first is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crazy. Well, Sasha. I know Sasha longer, and she was sweet. Well, she actually wasn't sweet. She actually wasn't a sweet.

[Monet X Change]

Dog. She didn't talk to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyone. She didn't want to be pet. She didn't want to hang.

[Monet X Change]

Out. You really flipped the script on that. Well, she's really sweet. She really loves to see it at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. No, she wasn't sweet, but she was cute. Like, Sasha just didn't want to. She didn't want to socialize like. Like, I've never met a dog who was just like, bitch, do not. Do not touch me. Like, you better. She'd be like, Sasha, literally. I'm sorry, what. What. What made you think I wanted you to pet.

[Monet X Change]

Me? Yeah. And when you. When you go to Assad's place, she would just only stay in his bedroom. She wouldn't even come outside and talk to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nobody. She was old. She was old dog.

[Monet X Change]

Old. Old. Who used to take the fucking care of that dog? She had, like, her own little step onto the bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thing. I mean, she couldn't walk up. She couldn't hop on the bed.

[Monet X Change]

Anymore. Yeah. I was thinking the other day, because so the doctor, they did, like, all these tests on Colleen because I was like, could they regurgitate anything? And I was like, she might have a UTI. Cause I heard female cats get UTIs a lot. I was like, just run all the tests, do all the things. And he's like, she might have diabetes. I was like, oh, my God. Colleen has diabetes. She already has, like, a heart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thing. She ever fucked.

[Monet X Change]

Up? No. Colleen's. No, she got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her. Colleen's a.

[Monet X Change]

Virgin. Colleen's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Virgin. That seems un. That doesn't seem.

[Monet X Change]

Nice. But she took her uteruses out, though. She got spayed or whichever one. A female cat gets spayed or neutered. I don't know what it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was.

[Monet X Change]

Spayed. Spayed. But you know what happened the first time she got her period? It's called what I had her as, obviously. I've had Colleen since she was a baby, since the beginning. And then at about six months, she started to have her period. The first night she. I'm just living. This is my old apartment and thing. She's in the living room. All I hear is she's in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Heat for feral.

[Monet X Change]

Feral. And then she starts dragging her pussy on the floor, leaving a little snail trail over my apartment. It was the most disgusting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thing. That is literally a wet ass.

[Monet X Change]

Pussy. I was so disgusted. And it went on. The next day I took it to the vet and they were like, yes. It was like, she's going, she's in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Heat. She's.

[Monet X Change]

Horny. She's having her first thing. And they were like. I was like. I was like, well, can we spay her now? They're like, no, you have to wait for this one to pass and then do it before the next one. So for a whole weekend, Colleen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like you had Colleen get a.

[Monet X Change]

Hysterectomy? Yes. They took out her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uterus. I feel like your animal should be allowed to fuck at least.

[Monet X Change]

Once. I mean, but they don't let.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Him. Father.

[Monet X Change]

Female.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? Cody's a father of.

[Monet X Change]

Six. Was this a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Planned. Yeah, I think so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No, you were Tal breeding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Puppies. This was before I met.

[Monet X Change]

Him. So what if Tal wanted to do it now? Would you. Would you stand up against.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It? This is Tao's.

[Monet X Change]

Dog. No, it's Yalls dog. You just took care of it for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Week. Yeah, I took care. I was babysitting. Are you watching? Okay, guys, I hear your comments about my.

[Monet X Change]

Spoilers. You love a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spoiler. I hear you. I hear you. You're valid. Thank you for helping me stay accountable. That being said, are you watching any new shows? Because I want to talk about. I think I want to start a new thing on the Patreon where we just mention shows. And I just go in there and I open up zooms, and I'm like, all right, who's been watching Pluribus? Because I need to talk to someone about Pluribus and he hates it. And he hates.

[Monet X Change]

It. It's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pluribus. No, it's a rage. Watch. Like it. It makes you mad. The logline is like the log line says the. Like the. The. What is it? Can you find the log? It's like the. The worst person in the world tries to save the world from.

[Monet X Change]

Happiness. The worst person in the world or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Like the. The log line. The most miserable person on earth must save the world from happiness. That's the log.

[Monet X Change]

Line. This is when they're all hive mind things. Yes, the hive mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And he doesn't like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. It's a Rage. Watch. It's a rage. It is a. I mean, she is miserable. A miserable.

[Monet X Change]

Person. The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lead. The lead. Yes, Carol. Miserable.

[Monet X Change]

Person. Plus the name alone tells.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me. And then all her.

[Monet X Change]

Fault. All her fault is. Oh my God, you're about to cry.

[Rachel Hampton]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Woo. All Her Fault is one of the best shows that has been on TV in years. Really? In the past decade. It's one of the top three.

[Monet X Change]

Shows. Okay, without giving a plot away, can you just tell us like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The gist of it is a child is.

[Monet X Change]

Missing. A child is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Missing?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Okay. And are there witches in this one too? You want to spoil for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Us? I won't. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I did finish it, but I don't know. I would never.

[Monet X Change]

Tell. No, I'm not watching any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shows. It's got the girl from Succession, the daughter from.

[Jacob]

Success. Have you watched all of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It? I've watched the whole thing. Okay. The whole.

[Monet X Change]

Thing. I'm not watching.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anything. So anyway, if y' all down for the. On the Patreon. If y' all down to have like a. We pick a series and we just talk about it on Zoom. Not recorded or anything, just like. Like, I guess like a book club for. For TV shows. A TV.

[Monet X Change]

Club. TV club, Yeah. I haven't seen one of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those. Because when you have a show that no one else has watched, you'd be like, I need to talk to. I found a few people who have watched Pluribus, but I know a few people, a lot of people who, who like. Rob was kicked out of a Pluribus.

[Monet X Change]

Group. Rob, you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Assistant? Yeah. My child was an assistant.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What'd he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do? He was watching Purpose Someone and they told him they weren't he. They didn't want to watch with him.

[Monet X Change]

Anymore. Why? What did he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do? Okay, tell me if this is crazy. Jacob does this, Tao does this, Rob does this. They're watching a show, the show is on. If they gotta go to the bathroom, just get up, leave. Don't pause it, don't stop. Just get up, leave the room. Just come back and sit down as if nothing ever.

[Monet X Change]

Happened. Not crazy at all. I do the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thing. That's ins. That's like reading a book and just turning two pages and then just jumping back.

[Monet X Change]

In. I will say this in my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bathroom, that's why being like, yeah, these pages are.

[Monet X Change]

Good. All the bathrooms in my home, the TV's in Airshot so I can hear what's going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On. But you have to see.

[Monet X Change]

Stuff. But sometimes if there's something I need that I feel like I need to see. I'll, like, rewind, but if I can hear why. We're fine with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Just pause.

[Monet X Change]

It. We're fine with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Here's the thing. I was thinking about this. When someone is making a TV show, they put so much thought into everything that goes into this. The app, like, you know what I mean? The other day I was sitting down to watch. Not the other day, over a year ago, the new Batman.

[Monet X Change]

Movie. Who was Robert Pattinson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With? Robert Pattinson? Yeah, I will read that in a second. Robert Pattinson. And then the Top Gun trailer came on because they. They rebooted Top.

[Monet X Change]

Gun. Is that the one with Tom Cruise?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I think the Naked Gun and the Top Gun trailer came on. And then someone next to me just went like they did. The whole trailer went. And in my thought, and this is what happened 30 years ago, someone had an idea and they wrote a movie called Top Gun. And they went out and they pitched it and they pitched it and they pitched it and they found a Hollywood star to be in the movie and they made a couple of movies and then it was a huge hit. And this star went on to be in Mission Impossible and he became a huge star. And then someone said, we gotta dust off this franchise. We're gonna pick it back up. In fact, I'll tell you more about it in a.

[Rachel Hampton]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reserved. And then they dust the show off and they rewrite and it goes to. They've hired like probably 10 writers to rewrite it and rewrite it and perfect the script. And they cast, they have to convince that actor to come back and be in the movie again. It's a whole big thing. And then they make a movie, they rewrite, they're staying up late nights cutting scenes, editing for months, CGI wardrobe, costume, makeup department, lawyers, agents, crafty grips, gaffers. And then the whole movie's done. And someone, then someone takes that two hour movie, cuts it down into a trailer that they can find the most exciting trailer they can. The parts are going to make you go, I remember that. Oh my God, that scene. This is reminiscent. This is new. And then you see this trailer. This is a 30 something year process. And then when the trailer's over, someone goes, meh. That is so crazy to.

[Monet X Change]

Me. It's the fact that it's a circle of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Life.

[Monet X Change]

Girls. Well, you know what? Yes, but also a Chess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Musical. Well, Jacob can tell a story about chess. You can't be too distracted by the seat.

[Monet X Change]

Mona. Be like, well, you zoom out and like it's kind of like the same thought process I have about how our life is so insignificant. We've all seen this thing on TikTok or reels. Someone's like, ugh, I had a really bad day. Then you zoom, zoom, zoom out into the galaxies and the universe and my little bad day I'm having means nothing to in the grand scheme of the universe. So same as me. One person I like in this trailer that 30 million people are gonna see doesn't mean anything to the person. They don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Care. What's your. Tell me what you're a chess thing, Jake. And why you pull up chess so you can. Because I have a thing.

[Jacob]

About. Oh, I mean, you have a thing where you. There are certain pieces of media that you don't like just completely in the title. So how does that fit into that? With your deeply ingrained belief on how we should respect the craftsmanship that goes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Into. Well, I didn't say respect the craft. I just said it's something. It's interesting what it is. Like when I'm not like watching Chess or a trailer for Chess, I just like hear the name Chess. I'm hearing all these titles. It's like judge a book by its cover. Right? I can't. I didn't read the synopsis and go, eh, I was Like, Chad, not interested. I don't like that name. That name doesn't speak to me. But something about watching the entire.

[Monet X Change]

Trailer and be like, but you think that. But you think that that title of that screen of that show had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing to do with.

[Monet X Change]

You. Would you go to your Broadway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show? It's like, I don't know, that Moulin.

[Monet X Change]

Rouge. You think there's nothing to you. But, girl, millions of dollars and millions of people have come together. Maybe not millions. A lot of people have come to decide on the name. They're like, yes, Chess. And you see the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name. You're like, I mean, I'm not saying it's fair, but the name Chess just doesn't speak to me. It sounds like a boring. It sounds like a boring.

[Monet X Change]

Play. I guess if the Queen's Gambit was named Chess, maybe we're not watching.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Queen's Gambit is a beautiful name. Oh, my God. When I think about the names of stuff, I'm like, that's such a good name. The Queen's. The King's Speech. What's the one with Teya? What's the new Teyana Taylor.

[Jacob]

Movie? One battle after.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Another. One battle after.

[Monet X Change]

Another. Oh, I want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See. What a great.

[Monet X Change]

Title. Are they. Are there any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More? No country for Old.

[Monet X Change]

Men? Never seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. Any title is.

[Monet X Change]

Self. Did you see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It? There Will Be.

[Monet X Change]

Blood. No country for Old Men. Did you see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It? No, but I saw there were.

[Monet X Change]

People there, so I guess it wasn't good enough for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. I remember thinking myself, I like this title. I would go watch it because of the title. No country for Old Men. Men in Black, The Color Purple. These names make me want to go see.

[Monet X Change]

Them. The Lion King, which is a ripoff of a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorority. You know what doesn't make me want to watch.

[Monet X Change]

Something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? The name Cheetah Girls. I don't like that.

[Monet X Change]

Name. Can I say something? When are we going to reboot the Thundercats? Oh, Lyna, Chitara. Like, when are we going to bring.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back. I was a little young for Thunder Cats.

[Monet X Change]

The. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were. I.

[Monet X Change]

Was. You was in middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

School. Literally.

[Monet X Change]

Now. Yes, because I was in elementary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

School. You were watching.

[Monet X Change]

Reruns. Okay, so you were watching. I've seen the reruns. You've seen the reruns, too? Because.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You knew.

[Monet X Change]

It. You were saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thes. I know what thundercats is. But Thundercats came out when I was like a. I was. When did thundercats come out? Jacob, can we figure it.

[Monet X Change]

Out? I'm gonna guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1987. I was one. Okay, I was way too young to watch the.

[Monet X Change]

Thundercats.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1985. I was not even alive. Thundercats is too old for me. Thunder, Thunder.

[Monet X Change]

Thunder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thundercats. I watched little thundercats, but I.

[Monet X Change]

Thought it was kind of boring, to be honest. Can we do the thundercats with everyone? For there are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sex. I don't like thundercats like.

[Monet X Change]

That. I want to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chizara. I thought you wanted to do Dexter's.

[Monet X Change]

Laboratory. Oh, yeah. We can do that too. I think we should do more than one picture next year. Just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One. Oh, I'm.

[Monet X Change]

Open. We can do that. We can do the six. The. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know. Do you do background shows? Background.

[Monet X Change]

Tv? I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do. Like, you looking at your phone or you just.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Yeah, like sometimes like love is blind. All of my love is blind girlies out there. The first four episodes become real. I mean, the whole thing becomes a little bit redundant and repetitive at one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Point. So you're doing this with shows you have even watched.

[Monet X Change]

Yet? Yeah, because love is blind in the first four episodes, it's the same thing. They're in the thing talking to the woman, but they'll say, my favorite color is brown. Then you hear the music. Wow, I just really feel connected to you. And I love brown too. And you hear that 18 times. I'm like, I know what this is. So I will be on my phone doing something while just listening to get the big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beats. That's.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy. It's a reality.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show. If it was a show you watched before. But also to be clear, even shows I've watched, I'm going to. I'm sitting down facing the tv. And if you know this about me, if anyone says anything.

[Monet X Change]

Pause. I can't. The tv so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ridiculous. You're talking on. So what you gonna do when you miss an important.

[Monet X Change]

Part? But let me deal with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. But then you talking to.

[Monet X Change]

Me. No, because it'll be the thing and Jacob is sitting over here. I'll be like. I'll be like, girl. I'll probably be like. I'd be like, girl, keep on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Playing. No, no. You can have a conversation, but I'm gonna get distracted it do y' all a little talky.

[Monet X Change]

Talk. Oh, my God, girl. So I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. And.

[Monet X Change]

Then. So then I'm like, okay, girl, just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Playing.

[Monet X Change]

Go. I'm like, like, oh, when you go to the kitchen, can you get a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pausing? I'm like, I'm just asking to.

[Monet X Change]

Get me a so to go to the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kitchen. It's not that we're going to.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, which is so crazy, cuz you the at the movie. The Be like, girl, I don't know. Once you know, you about cannot watch a single frame of the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, but okay, in my defense, my comments are perfectly.

[Monet X Change]

Tied. We went to go see Wicked together. Granted, we had both seen it already. This is probably our most recent movie thing. We both see it already. And the. Throughout the entire movie, Bob is giving me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bits. I'm commenting on what's happening on the film. Y' all will be just having conversations, have nothing. Like, we'll be sitting down like, hey, everyone, we're all going to gather around and watch this brand new show that just came out. No one has. No one in this room has seen this show. And then y' all be like, so Tomorrow, the podcast Ms. Pat's coming in, so we got to make sure that we. And I'm like, I will be like, I know she didn't just wear that. Or I'll be like, that offense ugly. Or I'll be like, she. That's the evil bitch right there. I'm commenting on what we're watching. Y' all are just. You know what I hate. Let me try.

[Monet X Change]

It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now. There came a point in my relationship with my loving partner, Jacob, where I had to realize this is just how he enjoys things. I have to just let it go. I let it go. Let it go. But, like, if I am, like, so excited to show you a TV show, bitch, if I'm excited to show you a TikTok, if it is 6 seconds long. Do not look away. Don't look away. I. All I need is six seconds of your time. Stare at the phone for the. If it's 30 seconds, I need. I need you to give me 34 seconds. Do not look away. Don't do something. Don't be in your pocket. Don't talk to me in the middle of it, because then they miss the best part every time. Now we get. Now we gotta start over. Now we gotta go. Now I gotta swipe up and swipe back down again so we can watch that thing over and over, over and over again. If I show it to you have to watch Taylor be looking around. Then 25 TikTok Instagram reels a day. You have to look. You have to.

[Monet X Change]

Look. Which is so rich about. Because sometimes people show you tiktoks and then you will you. But I will say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. I.

[Monet X Change]

Watch. I will say no. If you want to say a joke, you will pause it, say the joke, and be like, all right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Continue. Yes. I'll be like, now, is this where she. Okay, Is this A reference to. Okay. Which I always forget because on. But reels, if you tap it, it sounds. I panic because if you tap it, you're just muting.

[Monet X Change]

It. Muting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. So now I've missed three seconds trying to. So then I'm trying to go back. I skip all the way back to the.

[Monet X Change]

Beginning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh, my.

[Monet X Change]

God. On reels, you gotta hold it down or touch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Twice. Do you ever see.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. You can touch it.

[Monet X Change]

Twice. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mary. And that'll stop. No, that can't be true.

[Monet X Change]

Watch. I'm about to find out. I'm about to blow your mind. This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is. Why have you withheld this? I just like this. I don't even know who the this.

[Monet X Change]

Is. Maybe it's Tik Tok. You told home with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juan. You just got a like for.

[Monet X Change]

Me. You know, it's really funny that I realized I, I had seen so much of that content before. Eric Sedenio. Yeah, he's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Rico Tao's all over the.

[Monet X Change]

Internet. Yeah, he's. I, I, I knew I'd seen him before. I didn't real. I Right. Lately, I guess since I did this podcast, I just been seeing a lot of his stuff. More.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More. That makes.

[Monet X Change]

Sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This is one lady I've been following online. She tells stories. She always want. If y' all know her, she's the one talking about. What did she say? She said she has a bit about. She has like, a euphemism for masturbating. I can't recall. So happy I was grinding the bean. Or I was like, I was looking in the bean. No, she has. She's made up a new one, or at least one that I never heard. Like, I was. I was blending the bean or something, and I was. I can't.

[Monet X Change]

Remember. It was. Oh, can I tell you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something? Say it. You was used blending the.

[Monet X Change]

Bean. No. So I know I said I was done with surgeries. I'm not doing other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Surgeries. Did you say.

[Monet X Change]

That? I said that on other man, but I saw one this weekend. I'm like, I need to get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Are you gonna finally take care of. Well, no, you go.

[Monet X Change]

Ahead. It's called rib.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sculpt. Rip.

[Monet X Change]

Sculpt. Rib.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sculpt. Rib.

[Monet X Change]

Sculpt. Yeah. They basically file and thing down your, your, your bottom five ribs. So to bring your waist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In. Okay. Open you.

[Monet X Change]

Up. I think they do it kind of like how they did my bunny. And they, like, print. They put a little. Make a little incision. They go in and they. So I think I'M gonna. I think I'm gonna. Ribs called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. Why don't you just waist.

[Monet X Change]

Train? I've been waist training for 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Years. You know, I mean, but this is this like you and I are like waist training. The rear. Waist trainers. The girl. The girlies who are wearing it all day.

[Monet X Change]

Long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And they always have a. All the waist training girl. Some drink cup. They're always carrying like a. Stanley all. Have you noticed.

[Monet X Change]

This? No, I know I haven't noticed the flat tummy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tea. Girls. It's the flat tummy.

[Monet X Change]

Tea. That's what it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is.

[Monet X Change]

So. But this is a permanent fix now. You get it done, it's minimally invasive, and then you have to wear a corset for 23 hours a day for two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Months. You're ready to do.

[Monet X Change]

This? I mean, if it will give.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me this, you know, Ziya.

[Monet X Change]

Persian. See, she just did it. That's the way I saw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Her body is.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy. Girl body, crazy body, wavy, thick, voodoo little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ways. Zaya Persian's body.

[Monet X Change]

Is. That's what I saw it on my TikTok. I was like, oh, I'm rib.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sculpting. It is crazy. I don't know if she's wearing a.

[Monet X Change]

Corset. I think she went a corset on top of this one. But I also very, very young and she's very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Funny. Yes, I'm talking about she's very young.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. So what. What are you trying to say? I won't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Recover? I think that. Not as well as a 20 something year old. You think you have the same recovery as someone in their 20s? Go get your wisdom teeth removed today and tell me and tell me and come back and report back to.

[Monet X Change]

Me. Not the same, but I don't think it's gonna be that drastically different. Like what you feel like it'll take me a year as opposed to her. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know. How are your feet doing? How long did it.

[Monet X Change]

Take? That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Standard. Answer the question. My.

[Monet X Change]

Feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. Answer the.

[Monet X Change]

Question. I could fit into close to shoes now at 10 months when they said it'll be a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Year. So I did it at three.

[Monet X Change]

Days. She didn't have her feet done. Would you get rib sculpting with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me? Wait, mute it though.

[Monet X Change]

Jaco. Oh, yeah, that's how you do it. Oh, wow. I'm getting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. Okay, so what's happening, y'? All? When Jay will put this on the screen? Oh, oh, they're bending.

[Monet X Change]

Them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? I'm not saying no for me. No, for you. I'M saying no. For me, I would.

[Monet X Change]

Never. And then you wait shirin to get it done and you to keep the mold, and then you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good. Getting this hair transplant was crazy. Crazy for me was like cr. I was like, this is. That is probably the craziest. I. I mean, the other cosmetic procedure I've ever had was Botox, and I had chin filler one time, and I don't. And I guess you could also count my. My dental work as.

[Monet X Change]

Cosmetic. No, you. You have to get your wisdom teeth out. That can be like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. No, I've had, like.

[Monet X Change]

More. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I've had my chipped teeth replaced, and I've had my missing teeth replaced. And I guess that is all cosmetic. I didn't need it. You know what I.

[Monet X Change]

Mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. What is this, Jacob, you also had your thrusty.

[Monet X Change]

Surgery. Oh, yeah. Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wasn'T. I.

[Monet X Change]

Did. Which wasn't cosmetic. You did it because you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Need. But that was pretty. It was.

[Monet X Change]

Elective. Best 30 days of my life. Best 30 days of my life where this bitch had to shut the fuck up and couldn't talk. You couldn't say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shit. You know? The best 16 days of my life. When you went to go to drag Race the first time, or was it.

[Monet X Change]

10? First of all, it was four weeks. I made it to top six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch. Best five days of my life. Can I. I kind of want to do a mini doc about going home.

[Monet X Change]

First. Oh, that's a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Idea. And being like, what is the. The mental impact of going home.

[Monet X Change]

First? Do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think. Do you think Dorinda would do my. My little talk about going home first? I was thinking of something really nice on a poster. I was like, honestly, I'm glad that you got a second chance. I'm.

[Monet X Change]

Happy. Cause Dorinda is very sweet. No, Kelly, you had a different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Experience. I did want you to boo when she walked in. I want. I wanted you. I wanted to walk in and eat. I want you to be.

[Monet X Change]

Like. I thought about it for a second, but she's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very. You know, I would have done that for.

[Monet X Change]

You. She reminds me. She's a very, like, sweet, like, older lady. She's older than me. She's in her 50s. How old is Dorinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob? Dorinda's.

[Monet X Change]

42. She's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

40. Dorinda's 42 years.

[Monet X Change]

Old. And if Dorinda's 42 years old, then she needs to 60. 60 years old. She's very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sweet. She's calling people older ladies. That's.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy. She's older.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lady. She's younger than a lot of ladies. You have aunts older than.

[Monet X Change]

Her. I was saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. You have young.

[Monet X Change]

Aunts. Are they. Is my aunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Young? We the same. Oh, one of them just looks really.

[Monet X Change]

Young. She's 52, though. That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Young. She looks like she's my.

[Monet X Change]

Age. She does look very young. I was staying at my shows the other day because I was on stage, and I do the same at the end when I either do questions for me or. Or advice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever. I did that first. Go ahead. I did. I'm just.

[Monet X Change]

Gonna. Go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Continue. And somebody asked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me. I got it from.

[Monet X Change]

Mateo. So they're like, monet, when you're gonna eat pussy? And I was like, can I be honest with you? I was like, I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll be very good at.

[Monet X Change]

It. And I don't think me and the person would have a good time because I don't know my way around a vagina. And so I need to do more practice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First. My first time, I was not great. But if you just listen to what they're saying. If you just. If you have someone who is willing to be like, do this, do this, do this, do this, and if you're good at following instructions, by the third time, you won't need the instructions anymore. You know what I.

[Monet X Change]

Mean? I think I'll just stick to making out with girls. I like making out with girls. Girls, in my opinion, not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Better. But do you want some tips.

[Monet X Change]

About making out with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls? About eating.

[Monet X Change]

Pussy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Well, okay. One good tip is. Don't bite it. Oh, you can bite it. Don't bite it. No, don't bite.

[Monet X Change]

It. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. But don't.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Well, was it pause, though? Cause you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just. Well, you can, like. You can put pressure on it with, like, your tongue. Like, push it between your tongue and the roof of your mouth or even between your lips, but you're not, like, biting it, but, like, a little pressure.

[Monet X Change]

On. So is this the minora or the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Majora? This is the.

[Monet X Change]

Clitoris. Oh, oh, the little thing up there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Either. But also, like, don't, like, swallow any fluids. Like, like, keep. What do you mean? It's like when sucking dick. Sucking dick. Whenever someone sucking dick. Every fluid. No, but when you sucking dick, if you're. If you're like. If you get off the dick and you're like. And I'm back to being dry. No, just let it be ooey and gooey for, like, let it be ooey and gooey for a bit. You know what I mean? Like, I think that that's whenever someone's sucking dick and they. They like, they're so interested in like, in like polishing it off, but not even. Not saying, like, when you're done. But you've seen this right? Where they're like. And you're bone dry again. Then you gotta start back at. I say let it be a little ooey gooey. You know what I.

[Monet X Change]

Mean? Got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. We've all said other podcasts I like a sloppy. I would say leave me in a.

[Monet X Change]

Puddle. You see, I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not. I don't like it. I want to wipe my ass out. I'm like, I gotta wipe my.

[Monet X Change]

Whole. When it's too wet, I'm like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like we're.

[Monet X Change]

Done. And I'm like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

Christ. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Too. This is.

[Monet X Change]

Too. Especially if you're on like your own property at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Home. Put a towel. I feel like that's.

[Monet X Change]

Too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Properties. What in the 1%? Your own. When you on your. When you on your.

[Monet X Change]

Estate. No, your fucking bed is wet. I'm like, that's too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Much. Put a towel.

[Monet X Change]

Down. That's too much. I feel like. See, now that feels like you're planning too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Much. If you go to someone's house and they put a towel down, you about to get the best motherfucking toppy you ever had in your hole. If they put a towel down, they're dead.

[Monet X Change]

Ass. If I know the person specifically likes it extremely wet, I will adjust how I like to give them. But my base level is like. Is medium.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wetness. What does your face look like in between? Do you look respectable? Would you. If.

[Monet X Change]

You. Okay, let's say in between, like, moving forwards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Done. No mid dick sucking. If you popped up, would you let them take a picture of you and post it on the Internet? No, because you look a little.

[Monet X Change]

Messy. Yeah, look a little messy. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. If you're able to pop up and get a picture that feels respectable and you can use it on your LinkedIn, it should be like I was a glazed. Like. Like a.

[Monet X Change]

Donut. Like a donut. Do you like. Do you like. Do you. Do you look ice come on your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Face?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. If you really want.

[Monet X Change]

To.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't really have any strong opinions about where the cum goes.

[Monet X Change]

Tbh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got. I'm just like.

[Monet X Change]

What. What if you meet someone who's really intelligent? You swallowing. But they tell you before. But just be forewarned. I have a huge load, but I want to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Swallow. So I've never. What do you mean, see? Like they Want, they want to like shoot in my mouth. Like, like they don't, they don't want to push it down. They want to like scoot back and.

[Monet X Change]

Like. Yeah. And aim in there and watch it. And they want to. And they had, they have so much common. Because you see these guys on porn when they, they take some type of thing that they produce extra. Have you ever seen this? And they're coming so much you're like, this is not human. This is not man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Made. I've seen there's a Reddit called Redditor cum Reddit or cum Redditor. Like you're a person who uses Reddit, a Redditor tiktoker, Redditor cum. And they are coming such absurd amounts of cum. It's not real that it. I'm like, this actually looks.

[Monet X Change]

Disgusting. No, they inject the thing into their thing to make them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come. Some people just cum a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Though. Yeah. But there's a difference between people who come a lot, like for a human being and someone that is a fucking fireheart just producing how much you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think you come hold your hand out. I don't know. What are you filling up in your hand? I don't know. I hate when you come and you try to clean the cum up. But like I don't care if you are using like a face cloth or a beach towel, the whole towel is covered in cum. Like you cannot rotate the towel enough times where you're not touching cum. You're like this, you're like this towel is huge. How is every corner I touch covered in.

[Monet X Change]

Cum? Yeah, or yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Or, or, or, or, or if.

[Monet X Change]

You come in a shower and it becomes like paste. This ever happened to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You? You coming in the shower when.

[Monet X Change]

You hook up in a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shower? I don't hook up in the.

[Monet X Change]

Shower when I, when I cruise at the gym or well not now when I have cruise at the gym before I hook up someone at the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gym. So if y' all saw someone at the gym that wasn't Monet come.

[Monet X Change]

In the shower, come becomes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Oh yeah. When come hits water, it's like it's.

[Monet X Change]

Gelatinous. Gelatinous and sticky and it won't remove. It's crazy. Ew. I hate when he gets when he touches water. That's like when people water when people fuck in a pool. I'm like, well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pool. The pool water takes away all the lubrication too.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. So I'm like, how are people fucking in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pools? Like when you grit and bar.

[Monet X Change]

Cuz it's hot when Nomi Malone was fucking that guy in Showgirls in the pool. There is no way that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would. I miss that.

[Monet X Change]

Guy. The guy she fucked, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. I met.

[Rachel Hampton]

Him.

[Monet X Change]

He's. He's a big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actor. Yeah, I met him. He.

[Monet X Change]

Was. Is he the guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From. Oh, my.

[Monet X Change]

God. He's Charlotte's husband. She's.

[Jacob]

Trey. She's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trey. That's Trey. Chloe for y'. All. Y' all are fucking mind melding over.

[Monet X Change]

Here. You don't watch Sex and City? Trey is Charlotte's husband of Texas City. Where did you meet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Him?

[Monet X Change]

Wicked. Oh, for a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Premiere. No, no. Where was.

[Jacob]

It? It was that the premiere of Brittany Broski's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show? Oh, yeah. For the. Yeah, that's right. He was like, you gotta come on my.

[Monet X Change]

Podcast. Got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It. But he never reached.

[Monet X Change]

Out. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True. If you're watching, I just thought.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he's in the show. Fallout. Have you seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fallout? No, but I heard it's really.

[Monet X Change]

Good. I saw the first episode last night. I started falling asleep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though. I don't think I'm really into, like, the dystopian. I can do a few here and there, but, like, Mad Max didn't really speak to me. I couldn't watch.

[Monet X Change]

Dune. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ha. You can't say you hate Dune, people. Dune is the new Star.

[Monet X Change]

Wars. I don't care. I did not like Dune.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. Dune is the new Star.

[Monet X Change]

Wars. I did not like Dune. I don't care what they say. What people tell me to think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About was written before Star.

[Monet X Change]

Wars. Yeah. So Star wars is the new Dune. Fix it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus. What's the Star wars guy's.

[Monet X Change]

Name? George.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucas. George.

[Monet X Change]

Lucas. Yeah. But I realized something I do not enjoy is retrofuturism. I hate retrofuturism. What is that, like, the 60s? What the 60s thought the future looked like. So it's like. I hate that. I don't like retrofuturist. It just doesn't speak to me. I hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aesthetic. Can I recommend a book to you I think you might think is actually pretty decent.

[Monet X Change]

Retrofuturism?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? And it's a really easy.

[Monet X Change]

Read.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the giver I've heard of. Is that considered retrofuturism? It's like a dystopian future where this. It's like everyone. No one in this world sees color. I blend in there, and they don't feel any pain. They feel. No, they don't feel pain. People don't die. They just go away and have a party and go away. But they're actually dying. Of course. Spoiler alert. Oh, God. I mean, spoiler alert for the giver is crazy. Spoiler alert for the giver is actually crazy. But then you. This one person, the reason why everyone can live this life that's like pain free is because one person takes all the.

[Monet X Change]

Pain. You told me this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before. They are the.

[Monet X Change]

Taker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And the giver is the person who is giving that to the person who's going to become the. The receiver. I think it's called the receiver in.

[Monet X Change]

The. Jacob is not a thing in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Society. That's what the giver's.

[Jacob]

About. I think some of it may have gotten lost along the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Way. No, that's what the Gilbert. I mean, I haven't read some of.

[Monet X Change]

It. Yeah, I can't tell you my favorite thing. When Bob is saying something on the podcast. Jacob does not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Agree. Jacob is not. I haven't read it since seventh grade. Well, I have read it since seventh grade. Okay. What do you think the giver's about? No.

[Monet X Change]

Reading.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah. Put your phone.

[Jacob]

Down. Well, you said somebody has to, like, receive the pain, and that's why everybody is happy, which I guess is, like, kind of true. But it's the idea that, like, one person specifically has all the memories of, like, the entire society has no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Emotion.

[Jacob]

Yeah. So no one's happy, no one's sad. They're just, like, pretty flatline base. And then there's only one person whose job it is to carry, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Happiness, sadness, like all emotions, they get overwhelming joy, they get. They get to see color. They get to that one.

[Jacob]

Person. Still one person, but they get memories of war, memories of, like, everything good and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bad. They're living our lives. They live the lives we live right.

[Monet X Change]

Now. So. So what do you. What are people doing in this place? They're just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sitting. So they. They're. You're assigned a baby. You don't have your own baby. They just bring a baby to your house. I think they assign you a partner. You also take medicine so you can't be horny like you did to Colleen. They do something to your body so you can't get horny, so you don't want to have sex. You just have, like, a domestic partner who lives with you, and they just give you a.

[Monet X Change]

Child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. I mean, I can't vouch for how great the book is now, but in seventh grade, bitch, I was.

[Monet X Change]

Hooked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. Hooked. Great book. I think I have a couple to give her over.

[Monet X Change]

There. I also want to say, too, people clocked you in the comments the other day when I was at that I read Things Fall Apart in eighth grade, people were like, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same. And you get clocked, too, about Gilmore Girls. They dragged you a show about dinner. Do you want to apologize to Gilmore.

[Monet X Change]

Girls? First of all, you're incorrect. I did not say it's a show about dinner. It says it's a show about a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diner. I'd rather come at.

[Monet X Change]

Fast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob. I don't. Wait. Okay.

[Jacob]

Bob. Sorry. I'm gonna find.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob. Kayla K. Says, I'm sorry, I cannot watch this Gilmore Girl.

[Monet X Change]

Slander. Also, guys, Gravity. We should read Patreon comments more. Gravity. When we said Bob and I talking about the episode about gravity, we meant Gravity Ball Main. That's the episode. We were arguing in front of him a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lot. Not the movie. Gravity. Not the. Not the act. Not Newton's Law. Yeah, Gravity Grav. And it's Gravity. Marc.

[Monet X Change]

Jacobs. Gravity Mark. Oh, Gravity Mark. Mark Jacobs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. And then people.

[Monet X Change]

Were. Y' all will see. Oh, my God, I've seen already. Ms. Pat clocked us in the first five minutes of her being here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She'S like, damn, Candy can shut the fuck.

[Monet X Change]

Up. I'll be interviewing me, not arguing with each.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Other. But Ms. Pat also gathered you several, many.

[Monet X Change]

Times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Once gathered you by the. By the hairs on your chinny chin chin, honey, that you tried to get lasered off, but they're still.

[Monet X Change]

There. Tony Wood said, I swear, Monet talks just to talk. I hate Gilmore Girls. But I can definitely say there was drama. And it was more than just a diner. It was a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diner. Why did I read that as dinner? That's so.

[Monet X Change]

Embarrassing. That's so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Embarrassing. Girl monation can't possibly stand behind. Gilmore Girls is about a diner. Gather your leader people. It seems like Monat never actually watched Gilmore so. Did you watch Gilmore Girls or.

[Monet X Change]

Not? I remember every time I saw a commercial for it, they were at a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diner. So you didn't even watch.

[Monet X Change]

It? I think also I think about two Broke.

[Rachel Hampton]

Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls. How did you confuse two Broke Girls and Gilmore Girls? Because.

[Monet X Change]

Girls. Girls and the two more girls. I think they worked in the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

90S. They keep each other. Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls.

[Monet X Change]

Girlfriends. Girlfriends. Gilmore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls. No, it's Girls in the.

[Monet X Change]

Name. Oh, Girls in the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name. Girls. Girlfriends. Gilmore.

[Monet X Change]

Girls. Secret Life of College.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girls. Secret Life of College.

[Monet X Change]

Girls. Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Time. Girls 5eva Girls 5eva Girls Behaving Badly. That was a show that Nicole Byer was on on MTV back in the day. Oh. And I think that Mateo Lane was on it.

[Monet X Change]

Too. I was just saying, do you know a TV thing that's gone? I wish it would bring Back the. The talking head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ones. Like, God, like mtv, like a girl code. Oh, you mean like, like best week.

[Monet X Change]

Ever. Best week ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When I say best week ever was such a good.

[Monet X Change]

Show. Should we. Should we produce one about gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stuff? I'm down. I mean, the question is, is there a reason why no one's making it.

[Monet X Change]

Anymore? No, I just think. I just think that things that go out of style, like, I like, I think about all those shows from, like, the early aughts and like, late 90s from MTV. Like Room Raiders next. Like, all those shows, I think they just. They had their time. But if Room Raiders came back, I would watch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again. But is.

[Monet X Change]

It. Cause I'm from that time. Would newer kids like to watch? I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know. Is it Room Raiders? No. Date my.

[Monet X Change]

Mom. I remember dating my mom. I remember that one, too. They were all part of that same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thing. Would you let. Would you let your mom pick your.

[Monet X Change]

Partner? I would. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would. I don't think she'd be.

[Monet X Change]

Interested. I think she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would. She look at whatever Kevin wants. He's miserable.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway. She's very like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. Whatever I want, but I would let my mom pick. My mother would have very much liked to have picked my.

[Monet X Change]

Partner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very. My mother loved Jacob a.

[Monet X Change]

Lot. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. She was obsessed. I was like, all right, I'm your son. Calm it down. Ms. Martha.

[Monet X Change]

Caldwell. Anyway, this is a great, fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Episode. And when you wiggle like that, the microphone bounces and it's like. It drives me crazy. Why? Like, visually, it is so.

[Monet X Change]

Distracting. You know, Eddie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has. I'm looking at this. The whole. This is what I'm saying. The whole.

[Monet X Change]

Episode. The whole episode. You mean the last one minute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'Ve been doing it the whole.

[Monet X Change]

Time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Consistently. No. And he does.

[Monet X Change]

What? He has RLS Restless leg syndrome. He really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does. He can't. I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

His. He always has one leg. Always.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Going. I didn't say anything. Some people are really against the RLS.

[Monet X Change]

Community. He does. And he says, please don't talk about my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Leg. And you literally brought up on the.

[Monet X Change]

Podcast. Well, like, don't stop it. Like, if you're in person, you go, like, don't, don't, don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don'T. You say, don't stop my leg. Yeah, because he needs it to.

[Monet X Change]

Move.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It doesn't feel like. It's just like you just got a fidget. Interesting. We're going to do. We're going to do another mini.

[Monet X Change]

Doc about RLS with these dots. How many. You have so many locked up Bye, everyone.