The One About Pet Peeves

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Pet Peeves"

Podcast Date: February 24, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Main Theme

In “The One About Pet Peeves,” Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change trade their signature humor and sharp banter for an episode dedicated (nominally) to the little things that drive them crazy—pet peeves. But true to form, the conversation tours through everything from strip clubs and car etiquette to drag culture and OnlyFans, all while roasting each other mercilessly and veering into personal anecdotes, pop culture, and listener feedback.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fitness Goals & Shirtless Sibling Rivalry (01:12–01:54)

• Bob proposes a fitness challenge leading to a “shirtless podcast” episode in June (“If we set a goal for ourselves... the first Sibling Rivalry shirtless podcast”). Monét is skeptical, previewing the episode’s recurring playful shade.
• Quote: “The truth is, I'll probably chicken out in June, but if I say it out loud…” – Bob (01:43)

2. Petty Critiques: Eyebrows, Hands, and Uggs (02:15–03:28)

• The hosts roast one another over personal features, like Bob’s (alleged) lack of back hair and eyebrows, and Monét’s “leaning” Uggs.
• Quote: “Keep it zipped, bitch. Whatever.” – Monét (03:15)

3. Pet Peeves in Social Interactions (04:14–06:07)

• Viral TikToks and Uber etiquette: Discussion about a woman arguing with an Uber driver, boundaries in ride-sharing, and the perceived fakeness of online content.
• Bob's take on Uber Black: “If you order an Uber Black... there is an option to say quiet preferred.” (05:49)

4. Drunk Driving & Bar Antics (07:15–09:22)

• Bob refuses to get in a car with a tipsy friend and narrates a hilarious encounter about height perceptions and bar flirting.
• Monét shares strategic flirtation fails: “If I'm gonna be in a situation that someone is verse, I like to be prepared for both options… and I definitely was not prepared for one of the options.” (08:48)

5. Objective Attractiveness vs. Personal Attraction (09:30–11:15)

• Discussion on being considered hot but not being personally attracted to someone, exemplified through Drag Race’s Cameron Michaels.
• Quote: “Sometimes really attractive people cannot fathom that you do not want to hook up with them...” – Bob (09:34)
• “You ever see someone who's hot but you don't want to have sex with them? Yeah.” – Monét (10:33)

6. DIY Drag Projects & Stoning a Car (11:37–12:46)

• Plans to “stone” a Toyota Yaris for a YouTube video with drag friends; Monét is adamant she’ll show up but not help.
• The shade escalates: “Actually, you’re not allowed to... your sloppy craftsmanship would make the project look bad.” – Bob (12:22, 12:41)

7. Pet Peeves: Throwing Things Away (20:02–23:40)

• Bob laments Monét’s tendency to toss things quickly—drag costumes, jewelry, random household items.
• Quote: “Monet can just be sick of seeing it, and she'll throw it away. You have said that on this podcast.” – Bob (20:19)
• Monét defends herself: sometimes she gives things away, sometimes it’s “just something to sit in the house… throw it away.” (23:24)

8. Pet Peeve Rapid-Fire: Hygiene, People Pleasers & Driving (24:13–29:58)

Morning Breath (24:13)

• Monét: “Some pet peeves I have are when people don’t brush your teeth in the morning… the funk is collecting under the coffee.”
  Bob: “How do you know they’re not brushing?”

Nervous Laughter & People Pleasing (25:14)

• Bob: “Nervous laughter irritates the shit out of me... also, people pleasers. Your behavior is not pleasing. If you are a people pleaser, I assure you, no one is pleased with your behavior.” (25:14–25:54)
• Discussion about how “pleasing” can actually disrupt group dynamics—door etiquette and four-way stops.

Driving Etiquette (27:27–31:54)

• Four-way/8-way stops, left turns in LA (“turning left onto a busy street is crazy”), and tailgating.
• “There should be three 1000s between you and the car in front of you, minimum, at all times.” – Bob (29:04)

9. Confrontation Styles & Ageing Out of People Pleasing (32:04–32:42)

• Bob immediately addresses pet peeves with loved ones (“No, I address things immediately. Immediately, immediately.”)
• Monet shares that aging leads her to confront more directly, whereas Bob claims he's always been confrontational.

10. OnlyFans Pet Peeves (33:49–36:44)

• The line between Instagram-level content and what’s expected on OnlyFans: “If the content you have on there is something I could see on Instagram… I’m blocking you.” – Bob (33:53)
• “If your OnlyFans is less than $5 I’m signing up immediately… but I will look at the price and I will look at how many videos and posts you have.” – Bob (36:00)
• Monet: “If you are 10.99, I’m not doing it.” (36:00)

11. Ongoing ‘Wicked’ Musical Discourse (37:09–41:53)

• The hosts bicker (with live comment reading) about whether there’s too much ‘Wicked’ content on the podcast, with Monet insisting the audience is “over it” and Bob countering with supportive comments.
• “Monet keeps acting like me and Jacob are the ones who watch it, but... almost every time we’ve talked about Wicked, you brought it up.” – Bob (40:04)
• “That’s not true. I haven’t even gotten there yet.” – Monet (38:49)

12. Touring Pet Peeves & Post-Show Rituals (42:24–45:04)

• Monét’s touring peeve: no meal after the show (“On tour, I like to keep it clean—a grilled chicken Caesar salad. And if I feel real spicy… wings.”)
• Bob: people who “talk too long during meet and greets,” detailing the ideal rapid interaction for fairness to all fans. (46:59–49:44)
• “That interaction was too long. That was too long. What's your name, a genuine compliment... I can do all that in about a minute.” – Bob (48:53)

13. Meet & Greets: Efficiency and Equity (47:05–49:53)

• Both hosts emphasize the importance of keeping meet and greets positive but brief so everyone gets their moment.
• “When you spend longer with someone, it could make someone else feel like, oh, I didn’t get that amount of time.” – Monét (49:12)

14. Tangents: Strip Clubs, Chips, and Airbnbs (15:07–53:14)

• Experiences in LA strip clubs (“If y’all want a scary time, the one down the street across the bridge is…”) (15:23)
• Gossip about hotels versus Airbnbs on group trips, and who gets to bring “trade” back.
• Chip bag freshness dilemmas: “I would never buy bag chip closers… finally got some, and now all my chips stay fresh.” – Monét (50:56)
• Bob: “I’ve never had a bag of chips last that long.” (51:22)

15. Friendship Dynamics—Or Not? (56:38–57:13)

• End-of-episode “are we coworkers or friends?” playful bickering.
• Monét: “We are not friends, we are coworkers. Don’t ever fucking forget that.” (56:52)
• Bob: “Who signs your checks?” (57:05)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | 01:02 | Bob | “You are the most ridiculous person I have ever met in my entire life.” | | 20:19 | Bob | “Monét can just be sick of seeing it, and she’ll throw it away. You have said that on this podcast.” | | 25:14 | Bob | “I do not like nervous laughter. Nervous laughter irritates the shit out of me.” | | 27:04 | Bob | “Whoever gets there first goes first. That seems really simple.” | | 33:49 | Bob | “When I log into your OnlyFans, if the content you have on there is something I could see on Instagram, not only am I unfollowing, I’m blocking you.” | | 48:53 | Bob | “That interaction was too long. That was too long… and I can do all that in about a minute.” | | 56:52 | Monét | “We are not friends, bitch. We are coworkers, okay? Don’t you ever... Don’t you ever call [me] your friend again.” |

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 01:12 – Fitness challenge & shirtless podcast plans
• 03:28 – TikTok and generational gripes
• 07:15 – Uber driving, drunk friends, and bar stories
• 09:30 – Attractiveness, flirting & romantic misconceptions
• 11:37 – DIY drag & Toyota Yaris stoning
• 20:02 – Throwing things away: drag, costumes, jewelry, and Monét’s philosophy
• 24:13 – Morning hygiene & coffee
• 25:14 – Nervous laughter and people pleasers
• 27:04 – Driving pet peeves: four-way stops, LA left turns, tailgating
• 32:04 – Confronting loved ones & changing with age
• 33:49 – OnlyFans disappointment and economics
• 37:09 – Listener comments: 'Wicked' controversy/metadiscussion
• 42:24 – Touring peeves: post-show meals, meet & greet etiquette
• 47:05 – How to run a meet & greet, rapid vs. long interactions
• 50:56 – Chip freshness solutions & chip eating habits
• 53:14 – Group vacation logistics & 'the ride that train' tangent
• 56:38 – Are Bob & Monét friends or just coworkers?
• 57:22 – Episode wrap-up

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Overall Tone & Style

• High-energy, rapid-fire banter with generous doses of shade and affection
• Intimately confessional and unfiltered, matching the friendly “sibling” rivalry vibe
• Open inclusion of the show’s community (listener comments, viral TikToks, references to those “in the know”)
• Deep authenticity—whether critiquing social etiquette, drag culture, or OnlyFans

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Summary

While nominally about pet peeves, this Sibling Rivalry episode is a virtuoso display of Bob and Monét’s comedic chemistry and gift for digressive, hilarious storytelling. The show ping-pongs between shade-filled personal anecdotes and relatable takes on everything from morning breath to driving etiquette, group travel, and digital hustle culture. For listeners, it’s less a structured list of pet peeves and more a window into the duo’s dynamic friendship (or “coworkership”), impromptu routines, and the daily chaos of queer life—with all its quirks, complaints, and cackles.

Who should listen?
Anyone who loves drag, queer comedy, and the feeling of being pulled into the wild, whip-smart group chat you always wanted.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[C]

And I'm Monet X James.

[B]

And this is Sibling Rivalry. On this week's episode, Bob speaks out against drunk driving.

[C]

We talk about pet peeves, and we

[B]

find out we made Monet say this

[C]

seems a little shady, but whatever. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[B]

You are the most ridiculous person I have ever met in my entire life. Money. I have an idea.

[C]

What?

[B]

You and me have both taken our fitness very seriously this past year.

[C]

Uh huh.

[B]

Why are you saying like that?

[C]

You're probably up to some fucking hoot. Nanny.

[B]

Because I'm gonna. If we set a goal for ourselves or something we have to do, we'll take it. We won't slide to the left. Oh, no.

[C]

My shit is serious. My shit is vigorous.

[B]

So in June, we're gonna do the first Sibling Rivalry shirtless podcast.

[C]

Are we though? Girl, the amount of things is that. We're gonna do the movie, the. Anything you can do.

[B]

The truth is, I'll probably chicken out in June, but if I say it out loud, it's not like. We're not gonna be doing a podcast in June. We're gonna be doing a podcast in June.

[C]

Maybe we'll.

[B]

That is for sure gonna be happening.

[C]

Or maybe we won't.

[B]

You don't have better offers if you

[C]

have anything to do with it.

[B]

I am the one holding this pod. Hold on my. On my. On my. The. The hair on my back holding this podcast up. I don't have any hair on my back. Like, practically none.

[C]

I got my head on.

[B]

They're like micro hairs. If I have any of them.

[C]

I'm jealous. I wish I was a hair more of a hairless person. Although you don't have eyebrows. I'm happy I have eyebrows.

[B]

Whoa, hey. Whoa. Beep, beep. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We ain't got to start doing personal attacks.

[C]

Remember the time I said, oh, Bob, I don't like your glasses. You're like, well, you know what I hate about you, Monet? Those fucking ugly ass Uggs that lean into the middle.

[B]

Okay, okay. To be clear, it wasn't my glass. It was. I want to say yours was unprovoked. I was just sitting there drinking some water and unprovoked. You were like, I hate that fucking cup, bitch. Yeah, was the cup you was a cup about you?

[C]

No, I didn't say, I hate how your hands hold that cup.

[B]

Cause the. You. You would have. I said, the Uggs. I said, I don't like your. I didn't say I didn't make my feet lean in. I said the shoes lean.

[C]

And, and, and, and what is. And what is making. Are the shoes leaning on their own?

[B]

What do you think is making the cup go to my face? My hands.

[C]

I did not say your hands.

[B]

I said, always attack my hands. This podcast, you just. The last podcast, you were attacking my hands. So I don't want to hear nothing from you about attacking nobody's body. I don't want to hear nothing from you.

[C]

Keep it zipped, bitch. Whatever.

[B]

So don't cover my cup, and I won't come for your. Your Uggs. Also, you unprovoked.

[C]

Also, you drink it out of this candy is hilarious. It's like. It's like. It's like a fimble.

[B]

You keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up. Leaning shoes, that's what you lean back. Y' all know Fat Joe Weather talking about Monet's Uggs and walk around on the train. He said, lean back, lean back. There's this guy who goes up to people at, like, stores, and he goes up to people who are, like, usually, like, boomers or older, and he just asked them, how much did you pay for your first house? And usually people answer, 23,000, 13,000, $50,000. And this one lady was like, who the are you? I mean, he told her, like, how much. She's like, so who the are you?

[C]

She's like, mind you, tik tok, guys.

[B]

Yeah, I thought.

[C]

I thought it was all scripted.

[B]

Well, this maybe. I mean, I think some of them are, Some of them aren't. But this lady read him the fucking riot act. She was like, who are you? Why would I tell you? I don't know you.

[C]

That's why I was scripted.

[B]

He was like, I'm just asking. She goes, and I'm just telling you. No, mind your business. Who the hell are you? Who are you? Why would I tell you? Some of the comments were like, Karen. I was like, I don't know. She kind of ate that, like, mind your business.

[C]

There's this one video going viral about this woman. She's. She's. The camera's from her POV and she's in an Uber and is her telling. You were talking the whole time like, she, like you were on the phone the whole time? I couldn't have my own conversation because you were talking on the phone the whole time and the Uber driver is getting her together. She was like, she was like. She's like, girl, you're in my car. She's like, where's your car? Exactly. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, long story short, she gets out of the car and then you go to the comments. She thought the people were going to be on her side. Everyone was like, no, like the Uber driver. Like, honestly, I agree. If the Uber talk to anyone besides me, I mean, it's different. If you're on the phone yelling, having a loud conversation, that's different. But if you're just have your AirPods and you're like, yeah, girl. And apparently she was on the phone with like her insurance for something because she had some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So people are reading the content creator, they're like, no, no, no, no, no. She was on the phone trying to have something with her insurance. She wasn't being crazy. And you're telling her she can't talk on the phone in her own car is wild.

[B]

But also granted, in reality, they're probably literally friends. There's probably a reason why you didn't see the Uber driver. It's literally her friend slightly changing her voice. These tiktokers be lying down, girl. They be lying.

[C]

Think about that, Bob.

[B]

Just making content. Just literally making. Now, I will say this. If I order Uber Black, I think because there is an option to say quiet preferred. Yeah, if you order an Uber Black and you're on the phone, that's not okay, in my opinion. Especially because you were paying more specifically for this experience.

[C]

Well, Bob, we all can't afford an Uber Black.

[B]

Well, I'm talking about, I'm talking to you, a person who can.

[C]

You don't know that well, I'd be

[B]

seeing you in them. I've seen a lot of Uber Blacks when I've seen you in Uber Black before, right?

[C]

You can't pick up one instance where I had an Uber Black.

[B]

Well, I don't. Because you drive Mo. How many times have I seen you in an Uber in general?

[C]

So am I always driving or am I taking Uber Blacks. Which one is it, Monet?

[B]

You take. Stop acting like you don't take Uber Blacks. What is this? What is this charade you're doing? What is this? What is this charade?

[C]

I am asking for the ocular proof, but.

[B]

Okay, answer the question. Do you take Uber Blacks?

[C]

Not recently. Have I taken Uber Black in my life? Yes, of course I have taken it, at least.

[B]

Okay, so. So. So what are we talking about? I don't. I don't. I don't always think. The other day, we were at the bar, and Monet's friend was a little tipsy, actually. She was so tip. She was goofy. She was goofy. No, no, she was goofy. I did not say she was flash, but she was goofy. You can admit that she was. Anyone who looked at her would have been like, you're. You've been anyone. Anyone would have been like, oh, you've been drinking. Anyone would have. Would have looked at her and said that. Would you agree to that? Yes. The answer is yes.

[C]

So, no, I don't think so.

[B]

We're going to the diner, and Monet. And when she's like, I'm driving. I said, I'm not getting. I'm not getting a car. I'm not getting a girl. First of all, she. She was like. She kept going, bob, you are so tall. We've met, like, once or twice before. I was like, yeah. She goes, you are this hall. I said, I have been this hall since seventh grade. I swear to you, I have not grown in it. She goes, no, you are so tall. And I wasn't even wearing my big Crocs. I was wearing my little Christmas Crocs that Jacob got me. So. So which I have these. I have these, like, platform Crocs. I wasn't even wearing them. Wearing my little regular Crocs. And then she was like, you are. And she goes, I know what it is. You look shorter. Back when you was pudgy, I said. I said, oh, my God. And then she was like. She was like, I used to be. I was pudgy, too. I said, two ain't no two. You was punchy. You were pudgy. Honey, we weren't pudgy. I had a little belly, but we were not pudgy. Anyway, so then she told me to get my fat ass in the car.

[C]

Not to get you.

[B]

To.

[C]

Not to get your fat ass.

[B]

But they were trying to get in the car now, and I could be like, I'm not getting. Monique could be like, monique, like, bob, just get in the car. I said, I am not getting in that car. I don't care if it's around the corner. I'm not getting in that car. But she thought it was because she had chips in her car. She's like, you afraid of the chips? You don't want to be in the mom mobile? And I was like, yes, that's it. I. Anyone knows me knows that I am notoriously afraid of chips. I would have been eating the chips.

[C]

That night was so fun. I had such a fun night. I was flirting hard with that. With that bartender, but then I got wind that it wasn't gonna happen because she's like, if I'm gonna hook up, if I'm gonna be in a situation that someone is verse, I like to be prepared for both options. And I definitely was not prepared for one of the options. So I was like, for top. And, yeah, I would have to top, but what if the person wants to top me?

[B]

I was going, you weren't prepared for top?

[C]

Oh, no. But yes, I wasn't prepared for the other option. So I was like, well, this isn't.

[B]

Well, I was. He seemed like he thought I was hitting on him. And I kept being like, whoa, whoa, whoa, baby. Whoa, whoa.

[C]

He was confusing us. He was like, no, you just talked to me about. About the opera, remember?

[B]

Sometimes really attractive people cannot fathom that you do not want to hook up with them. And, like. Like, I can be like, I'm not saying you're not. You're not attractive. I'm just saying I don't want to hook up with you. There was a guy one time that Jacob knows who was like, why doesn't Bob want to have sex with me? And Jacob was like, I don't know. He just doesn't want to have sex with you. And he was like. He was like, why? And Jacob was like, he just doesn't. Like, like what? He was like, this doesn't make sense to me. He literally could not. I mean, he was like, this is. This is crazy. He like, this is fucking crazy. Why doesn't he want to have sex with me? I. I literally can't. And Jake was like, I don't know. And he was like, see? Even in private, Jake, he hasn't said anything. Jake was like, no, he could not wrap his brain around this. I think it's because he is an objective, attractive person, and he is attractive. I just don't want to have sex with him, and he cannot believe that.

[C]

Monet, why, though? Why?

[B]

I just don't. I'm not attracted to him in that way.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

So you should see someone that's objectively attractive. That does not mean. That does not mean that I am attracted to them. You ever see someone who's hot but you don't want to have sex with them? Yeah.

[C]

There was this really hot guy at the New York party last night. It was really hot. I did one.

[B]

You are. You are ridiculous. You are the most ridiculous person I have ever met in my entire life. Someone who. Like, for example, we can both agree that Cameron Michaels is objectively good looking, but do you want to have sex with Cameron Michaels?

[C]

No. See?

[B]

You don't want to have sex with Cameron Michaels.

[C]

No. No.

[B]

That's what I mean.

[C]

Yeah. This person, you know. You know. You know my thing girl, she. She was 6 foot 6. Built like a fucking. Built like this. The. This fucking garage I'm sitting in. Just big stacked booty, this big ass feet.

[B]

I was like, yes.

[C]

But I got a car. What?

[B]

I have a car.

[C]

You've always had a car, Monet.

[B]

I will when I get back to LA. I will be purchasing a Toyota Yaris for $500. Are you going to come help me stone it, Disco Daddy.

[C]

Who?

[B]

Disco Daddy is helping me stone it.

[C]

No, he's not.

[B]

Yes, he is.

[C]

What?

[B]

No, he's not. As if. As if I couldn't attain Disco Daddy.

[C]

Vince is going to help you stone his car?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

What color are you stoned?

[B]

Naomi's going to help me too.

[C]

What color are you stoning?

[B]

It'll all be revealed in the YouTube video. It's going to be. It's going to take a while to do it, obviously, because it's going to be a huge car and I'm going to do. When I get back from Europe. But Naomi's going to come help me stone it. Kim says she come help me stone it. You're the only one who doesn't want to help.

[C]

I'll come by and hang out, but I don't want to put a stone on it.

[B]

Actually, you're not allowed to.

[C]

I've seen your. I've seen your stoning work, nigga. And what you going to do when I show up?

[B]

What you gonna stone anything?

[C]

I don't want to sell anything, but I will be there.

[B]

And how are you gonna. You can show up, but you're not allowed to do. I don't want your sloppy craftsmanship.

[C]

I'm not gonna give you my time and energy, honey, because my time is valuable. You can afford all these other girls, but I ain't doing shit I don't

[B]

you know, honestly what it is? Your sloppy craftsmanship would make the project look bad. So I don't want it, actually.

[C]

Sure. Whatever you got. Whatever you got to tell yourself. But guess what? I'm showing up.

[B]

I've seen the outfits you set up,

[C]

and you ain't gonna stop me from showing up.

[B]

I'm not trying something from showing up. You're fighting for something that no one's trying to fight you on. No one is trying to stop you.

[C]

Yeah. So I'm getting what I want, but

[B]

you will not stone anything I don't want to because your craftsmanship is sloppy and poor.

[C]

Yeah. And I don't want to stone your little, shitty little Toyota Yaris.

[B]

It's bad. It's bad. So that's all I'm saying. It's Crystal Labeija you're referencing.

[C]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[B]

Look at her makeup.

[A]

Bad.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. What about Jinx? Oh. Oh, what Jinx do? What Jinx do?

[C]

She knows she's gonna be a Carnegie Hall. Kind of want to go see, but

[B]

he was really pissing me off.

[C]

What?

[B]

This got me hot. Monet.

[C]

What?

[B]

I was once. Well, I one time, like, called Shea Coulee or Joe Kimberly. Like, you guys should get together and do Little Shop. You guys should get together because, you know, they played, they looked up in high school. Shea was Audrey 2, and Joe Kim Booster was Seymour. I was like, you guys should do it. And I want to come see it. I want to come see this. It'll be so much fun to come see. Girl, they're doing it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And why you not playing R2? Who's playing?

[C]

No. Audrey 2? Alex Newell. Saying Alex gonna be Audrey. It's Audrey.

[B]

Yeah, Audrey. So, girl, Shea Coulee, Joe Kim Booster, and Alex Newell. Two days after I leave town.

[C]

Oh, damn.

[B]

I'm so sad. So sad about this.

[C]

I'm so destroyed.

[B]

Are you going to go?

[C]

What day is it? I don't know.

[B]

We'll talk about when we get back.

[C]

Close your eyes.

[A]

Exhale.

[C]

Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[B]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that. That I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh. They're so fast.

[C]

And breathe.

[B]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[C]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[B]

1-800-contacts. So at the Strip club last night. We're back at the strip club last night.

[A]

Mm.

[C]

Have you gone to the really seedy one? The one over the bridge?

[B]

No, I went to Wet and Wet

[C]

Dreams, and the one next door to. The next door to Wet Dream.

[B]

The one next door to it.

[C]

Yeah, bitch. If y' all want a scary time, the one down the street across the bridge is.

[B]

It's not terribly enticing, Monae. You're not selling it to me. What's scary about it?

[C]

Like, the dancers there just. It just feels seedy, like you're getting a lap dance, and it just feels. I don't know. I can't describe it. Like, wet dreams. And the one next to Wet Dreams, it's an experience. Like, it feels like the one down there. Like, it feels like. It's like the scary strip club.

[B]

Everybody looks a little off. Anything Monet? Are they. Are they on drugs or something?

[C]

They look. They look a little messy there, you know?

[B]

Oh, okay. Now I understand what you're saying. So we're at the strip club, and they want some strippers, but they're like. They don't want to get up and go get them themselves. And I was like, oh, Mateo and Nick. Mateo and Mitch don't want. They. They. They. The strippers. It was really packed last night, so the strippers are like, it takes a long time to make it to you because they're trying to make dollars at every stop, right? But they're being turned down. But by the way, I could not be a stripper because a lot of these men were just objectively hot, and they were just getting turned down left. That shit would hurt my fucking feelings. If I come up to you and I stick my ass out and you literally go, no, thank you. No. That hurt my feelings.

[C]

At a struggle. There are so many options. You're like, oh, I don't want that one. Or you don't want to blow all your money right now. You know, you have to give this dollar up. So you're like, no, thank you. But then they come back later, and you have.

[B]

You'll still hurt my feelings. My feelings will be hurt. My feelings are valid. I don't think they make sense, but they're valid. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm like, okay, pick the dancer you want. I'm going to go get them and bring them over here. And this was. This became my thing. It was very fun for me. I felt like a madam. I felt like a madam, honey. I was like, who do y' all want? My client Would love a dance. I think I want to be a 60 something year old man, which is 20 something years away. I'm really not that far. Okay, 25 years away. I'll be. I'll be 60 something. 21 years away. In 21 years, I'll be 60. And I would like to have a cane, a giant fur coat, and a bunch of strippers.

[C]

You mean a bunch of trippers just walking around with you?

[B]

No, like if I would go to trip, I want to be. I want to have all the strippers over on my corner.

[C]

I mean, you think that's something you want now? You think when you're 60 that's you'll still want that?

[B]

I don't want it now. I want it when I'm 60.

[C]

I'd say it was a thing that you think would be fierce now, but when you're 60, there's a high probability.

[B]

Probably not. But for right now, I know that I. I know that in my mind that would be fierce to be in a giant fur coat with a cane, even if I don't need it with a cane, wearing a suit. But also. Do you want to strip her on you when you're wearing a suit?

[C]

Do you want to strip her on

[B]

you while you're wearing a suit, though?

[C]

Yeah. No, that's too constricting for me at

[B]

least I would like some skin on skin contact.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, so did you have fun at the TD strip club?

[C]

No, we came. We were there for like, for like five minutes. It was myself, dejuan, Andy, and someone else, tj. Oh, Andy's friend tj. We all went to pv. This is like last year.

[B]

Do I know tj?

[C]

No, I don't think you've ever met tj. He's Andy's bald friend from Boston.

[B]

Anyway, bald's crazy.

[C]

I mean, that's a big. When people see me, they're probably like the big bald. Every bald is a very.

[B]

I will say this, y', all, when y' all meet us. You don't have to use the word huge. You don't have to use that. You can say tall or big. You don't have.

[C]

Wow, you're so big.

[B]

They really be saying that.

[C]

I mean, I'm not, I'm not really bothered by it. I think it's. I think it's huge.

[B]

Monet, have you ever gotten huge?

[C]

Yeah, but I'm not. I'm. I'm not really bothered by those. When they say it, you know, you're huge, Lebob, compared To everyone else, we are. We are typically looking on the top of everyone's head at the thing. We are huge. We're huge ladies.

[B]

Well, the gag is, whenever I see any footage from me with any dancers ever, especially how Juicy Couture, baby. It looked like I was dancing with middle schoolers. It looked like. It looked like I. I like Alyssa Edwards. And with Beyond Belief or whatever it is. My big ass and a bunch of tiny dyu. Little tiny ass.

[C]

Yeah, that is good.

[B]

We did look crazy all five foot three.

[C]

Yeah, we were. Yeah, we like big ladies. Yeah.

[B]

Where's the gown? The Ariel gown?

[C]

I have it in storage.

[B]

One of my pet peeves when Monet throws things away unprompted.

[C]

Why would I throw that away?

[B]

Monet, That's a great question. Thank you for asking that. Brilliant question. Why would you do that, Bob?

[C]

I throw away things that are old or they don't work anymore, or they're broken or they're.

[B]

They don't have to be. Oh, Monet can just be annoyed by it. Monet has said on this podcast. Monet has to just be it. It doesn't have to be old. It doesn't have to be broken. Monet can just be sick of seeing it, and she'll throw it away. You have said that on this podcast.

[C]

Well, that gold cherry pop gown was broken and old. That's why I got rid of it.

[B]

So. So do you want. So do you want to keep lying about it has to be old and broken? Because you even said on this podcast you will get rid of stuff just because. Just because you're sick of looking at it. Fully functioning.

[C]

But I won't throw it away. Like, I'll, like, give it away.

[B]

You will throw it away. You're lying again. You will throw it away. No, no, no, no, no. Like.

[C]

Like all dragon. Like, often, like my old drag. I also done this at pg, which I don't think they like that I do it, but I think it's good. Like, lots of old jewelry and drag here. Can you open it now?

[B]

This water will not open. I cannot open this water.

[C]

Hey, tell myself, make me sweat. Don't you go to the gym.

[B]

It's beyond that. This water. I am objectively a. I can open them all.

[C]

Just call Mitch. Mitch can open it.

[B]

I'm telling Monet. This water cannot open. Bob.

[C]

I bet you if I was, I could open it. You know what?

[B]

Save that.

[C]

Save that bottle of water. Bring it back to. I will open that bottle of water on camera.

[B]

Save this.

[C]

Bring it back to America.

[B]

Bitch, you can open this bottle of water.

[C]

How much you want to bet, Bob? I would. I would.

[B]

Venmo. Let's both.

[C]

Venmo. Draco. $200 right now.

[B]

Whoever wins, I will never make a bet with you until you pay me what you owe me. I'm gonna say that right now. Until you pay me what you owe me, I will never make another financial bet with you ever again.

[C]

I say we Both send Jacob $100. Whoever can open the bottle of water gets the $200.

[B]

What are you looking at?

[C]

Nothing, bitch. I'm just admiring my yard.

[B]

You mind being at work with me?

[C]

I am at work with you, and we are moving.

[B]

The art movie. You were like.

[C]

I was saying something. You kept me up with a fucking bottle of water when you were trying to open it big. No, Jacob. Do you remember? It wasn't. God, it's gone.

[B]

Pet peeve. Throwing stuff away. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yes.

[C]

Oh. I do this at pg, and I don't think that. I don't think they're aware I'm doing it. I told you to bring it back, and you opened it. See y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

Because he knew. He knew I was gonna win.

[B]

Now send me my $200. You said whoever can open it. Run me my money.

[C]

A lot of my old drag and jewelry. Like, drag jewelry. Stuff I got in press boxes, like, Alash and stuff like that.

[B]

Like.

[C]

Oh, a lot of. I bring old costumes to Peg, and I put in the thing, and I put, like, a sign on it saying you can have whatever you want. And it's often, always gone. A lot of girls are taking things also. I feel like at pg, this should just be a box.

[B]

You don't think they, like when you drop off drag? Why would they. Why are they not like that?

[C]

I mean, like, using it PG as my fucking. As my fucking garbage bin. Seems a little shady, but whatever.

[B]

Does it? You just making, like, a lost and found or like a. Like a. Take a book. Like a. Like a bookshare, basically, with jewelry and costumes.

[C]

But, yes, long story short, I don't throw things. I mean, not just.

[B]

If you throw things away. Stop lying. You throw things away.

[C]

Things that aren't drag. Like. Are we talking about drag? I don't just throw it away. Things that aren't drag. Like, things in my home. Yes, I will throw that away. Like, if it's just something to sit in the house, I don't have any utility for. It's been there for a long time. It's collecting dust. It doesn't work. No one Is using it. Why am I keeping it there? Throw it away. It's a waste of space or not.

[B]

Why?

[C]

I've been dating Andy. Andy will take everything to Goodwill, which I heard Goodwill is bad. Is bad. And there's some moral thing about Goodwills. We shouldn't be getting to Goodwill, but whatever. We take it over there.

[B]

The Salvation Army.

[C]

No, there's a thing about Goodwill now, too.

[B]

Well, everyone's bad and no one's good. And just burn your clothes. Like, what? What? Come on now. What are we supposed to do, y'?

[A]

All.

[B]

Jesus fucking Christmas Jesus. And I want to be good and do the good thing, but at some point. At some point, like, let me take stuff to Goodwill, please.

[C]

Some pet peeves I have are when people don't brush your teeth in the morning. Because when you're gonna interact with other people, I'm like, if you are, don't brush your teeth. And you working at home, you in your own office. Live your life. But if you don't brush your teeth and you interact with other people and you drink coffee on top of it to mask whatever it is, bitch, the funk is. Is collecting under the coffee. The coffee.

[B]

How do you know they're not brushing the teeth?

[C]

I mean, that is. Do you not go on TikTok? People talk about shit like this all the time. It is a thing that people don't always watch in the morning. They kind of like, I haven't been

[B]

on that side of TikTok.

[C]

Yeah, you get up and you just do your business and like, yeah, you drink coffee. I'm like, no, coffee doesn't mask the funk. The funk is still there.

[B]

Oh. Oh. I. I've not been on that. I thought you were just, like, asking people in the real world, like, did you brush your teeth this morning? Which would be crazy.

[C]

No, that seems rude to ask people that.

[B]

It wouldn't be unbefitting of your character.

[C]

I'll say that anyway.

[B]

Loudly and Claire and Clairely.

[C]

I think I have a lot of pet peeves. I can't think of what they are right now, though.

[B]

I mean, I do not like. I have tons of pet peeves, you all know that. I don't like. I don't like ner. First of all, I don't like nervous laughter. Nervous laughter irritates the shit out of me. And I know you're not doing it on purpose, but I'm just saying it's irritating. People who nervously laugh drive me insane. Also, people pleasers. I hate. I hate to be around people pleasers because you Know why it's not pleasing. Your behavior is not. If you are a people pleaser, I assure you, no one is pleased with your behavior. It's genuinely not pleasing.

[C]

That's interesting to take. If you are people pleasing, the people are not pleased by what you're doing,

[B]

your behavior being a people pleaser is not pleasing behavior.

[C]

I mean, in the long term, in that moment, it is pleasing, right? Like if you. Not to me, not to you, but to the person that they're trying to please. Like people pleasing is not necessarily pleasing to you, but they're trying to please someone else.

[B]

But I, I don't think, I don't think it's like, for example, someone's like, hey guys, what do you want to eat? And then someone's like, I don't know, I just, I don't want to upset anyone. Like, for example, you know, here's a perfect example of people. That's really fucking annoying, right? And this is a really small thing. Fighting over the check. That's not pleasing. I don't know.

[C]

Pleasing though.

[B]

I'll pay. No, I'll pay. I don't want you to pay. I'll pay or something. Like when I go, when I go to hold the door, if you and I get to a spot together and let's say you got there first, I'm like, go ahead. They're like, no, you go, that's not pleasing. If we, if we, if we pull up to a, to an intersection, a four way intersection and you're letting cars pass out of turn, that's not pleasing.

[C]

Well, that's just fully breaking the laws of the road, which oftentimes people don't, people don't realize like how that works. People do not know how to operate a fucking. Which I learned in LA how to operate a fucking four way stop sign. People don't know how to do it.

[B]

Well, it's pretty simple. Whoever gets there first goes first. That seems really simple. If you get there first, you go first.

[C]

Yeah, but then sometimes people try to be polite. Like you're saying like, like let the other person go. I'm like, no, we have to go. You are not up the entire flow of traffic because you're trying to let this person go ahead of you.

[B]

Also there are cars behind you, Mary.

[C]

Right? Yeah.

[B]

Fucking their shit up.

[C]

That's not pleasing. But you know place in LA where it's like not la, in Beverly Hills. Have you ever driven through there where it's like the eight way car stop? Have you seen this?

[B]

Yeah, I've seen It.

[C]

I've seen this.

[B]

Yeah, I've seen it.

[C]

Insane. It's like, it's every direction and also the diagonals. So it's like, who thought this was a good idea? That is craziness.

[B]

And then I can't keep.

[C]

I can't keep a track of seven other. I'm like, I don't. I think they came before me. So then you start inching, then that person start inching. Then, then, then you stop, then they stop. That shit needs to be. That is the worst traffic decision that I have ever seen made anywhere.

[B]

It's not good. It's not good. Also if you live in la. Oh, my God, where LA girl is now? Turning left is insane.

[C]

What? Turning left.

[B]

Turning left onto a busy street is crazy.

[C]

Like, give me an example.

[B]

Like, let's say you're pulling onto Santa Monica and you have to turn left, but it's not from like La Brea or Hill.

[C]

You're turning left, you don't have a traffic light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit is wild. That shit.

[B]

I will be there for 18 days

[C]

or even try to get across either side. Like, you're like, santa Monica is a busy street. And you come down the street. It doesn't have any traffic lights, bitch. But listen, this. This is why I'm so happy that I learned how to drive on the east coast in New York and la. I mean, drive to New York, because I don't give a fuck.

[B]

I will cut. I will.

[C]

And I know this is bad. I know this is not great, but because you will never get out, I will stop the coming traffic this way and I will inch my car in. And now everyone's mad at me, but I'm going to get across. Otherwise, I'm sitting there for like 20 minutes trying to cross the road. You got to be aggressive, offensive.

[B]

A pet peeve of mine is people who follow too close behind other cars when driving.

[C]

Yeah, that can be annoying.

[B]

There should be three 1000s between you and the car in front of you, minimum, at all times. Minimum.

[C]

Is this a law or just something you're making up?

[B]

It's what I believe. It might be a lot. I don't know, but I think there should be no 3 1000s. 1100-021000-31000. You in the car in front of you should not be passing the same moment in less than 3 1000.

[C]

I think it might. I think the law, like when I redid my California for anything, I think it's either two cars or three cars. One of them.

[B]

But I think it also changes based on, like, the. Yeah, like this. Because the distance changes with the speed. Right. So three, if you. If the car. If the car in front of you is passing the spot, and then you pass this by 11000 after them. You're way too close. You are way too close.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Does that make sense to you?

[C]

It doesn't make sense, but I think, like. But I think three cars with. Is always a safe. Like, whether it's fast or slow.

[B]

Well, three cars with. Is insane. If you're on. If you're on a street that's not that long, like a. Like a small street, three cars is insane. Maybe three cars back is crazy. What if I say do it in time, do it in time as opposed to doing it in an actual distance.

[C]

Let's take a break and we're talking about your timing later.

[A]

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[C]

Okay, we're back. I'm looking up the la. How many cars with. Should you be legally driving in the United States? The legal width for most vehicles is. Oh, not the width of actual fucking cars.

[B]

Jacob, can you look up the distance? It should be the distance between the car in front of you and the car in your car.

[C]

Yeah, you.

[B]

I'll say it. Just say it to me. So that's what I was saying. Yeah. Depending on how fast you're going. So, like, one car for every mile per hour you're going.

[C]

So if you're going 60 miles an hour, that's 60 cars.

[B]

That doesn't make sense. Six cars, 66 cars.

[C]

That's a lot.

[B]

I mean, I guess maybe that's a lot. I think three. Listen, in my humble opinion, this is not legal advice.

[C]

Rewriting the 3 1000.

[B]

3 1000s is 1 1000. So if the car in front of you is crossing over this intersection, you should pass that car 31000 next. So it'd be, boom, 1100-021000-31000. Then you cross the same distance. In my humble opinion.

[C]

Do you. Do you. Do you address pet peeves of loved ones? Monet, I know the answer to this question.

[B]

No, I'm actually really chill. I don't actually kind of. I don't say anything. I Just kind of let things go under the radar. I'm just chill about it. I'm a people pleaser.

[C]

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

[B]

No, I address things immediately. Immediately, immediately.

[C]

The fecter, which I do think that

[B]

people think is confrontational, and it is, but I think you've actually gotten there for me. You used to be less confrontational when I first met you.

[C]

No, I just think it's as I've gotten. Yes, I was. I think it's just as I've gotten, like, older in life. I think that. I think age really teaches you a lot about, like, what you're willing to put up with and what you will. When I was a younger. 20 something. 20. What, you met when I was 22. How old was I when you met me? 20? Yeah, like 20. No, 21 you met when I was 22. I was, like, fresh out of college. I was such a. I was such a little oomph.

[B]

A little what? Oomph.

[C]

Oomph.

[B]

What is a oomph?

[C]

It's a. What does it stand for? Jacob?

[B]

One of my followers.

[C]

Yeah, like a little.

[B]

I don't think that's how that's used.

[C]

Okay. That's what I thought oomph meant.

[B]

I think it means one of my followers. It's like, people would be like, oh, one of my followers is a so and so. Yeah.

[C]

But I feel like on TikTok on X, I would see, like, look at this oomph. And I feel like I've seen the context of it being a little sub, but I think maybe because that's. Maybe that was the context of the porn Twitter.

[B]

Maybe that person was. Maybe one of their followers is a sub.

[C]

I feel like I always see it in that context on Twitter, though. You know what I mean?

[B]

Watch a lot of porn on Twitter.

[C]

I don't. I've shifted to OnlyFans.

[B]

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Somebody. Hey, speaking of. Okay, speaking of pet peeves, when I log into your only fans, if the content you have on there is something I could see on Instagram, not only am I unfollowing, I'm blocking you only fans on all platforms. That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah, it should be. I mean, it's whatever you want your content to be. Sure. But yeah, if I'm going to only fans, I'm expecting a certain type of explicit content. For sure.

[B]

Especially if you're insinuating or if I log into your only fans, I have to pay $5 a month. And then I get in there and you're. Then there's still no nudity and you're trying to make me pay an extra $15 to see your genitals.

[C]

Yeah, I don't see those often though, so. I have seen it though.

[B]

That upsets me.

[C]

Yeah. Can you let us. Can you illuminate us on an OnlyFans creator that has disappointed you recently?

[B]

So to be honest, I actually haven't been on OnlyFans in a long time because for a while you couldn't use Twitter to log into OnlyFans. At least from my phones. Both of my phones. I could not do it. So when I would go to login, it kept redirecting me back to this weird page. So I was off OnlyFans for like three or four months because I could not log into my only Fans.

[C]

Off of only fans is crazy. What about just for fans?

[B]

I've never used it once.

[C]

I'll be just for fans for sure. Cuz sometimes some people, they don't. They don't do only fans and I

[B]

don't go and I don't see their stuff.

[C]

No, I'll log in for sure because

[B]

I want to see what will make you so what. What is like. Let me right now, if I think you're. If I'm moderately interested. If your only fan is less than $5, I'm signing up immediately. Immediately.

[C]

Mine is less than 10, but I. I'll unsubscribe right away.

[B]

Oh, hey, putting the Monae and Mon exchange.

[C]

If you are 1099. I'm not doing it.

[B]

Not even, not even the. Also I will look at. I Here's. I will also look at the price and I will look at how many videos and posts you have. If you have over a ousand, I'll pay $2.99.

[C]

He's making a list to check if

[B]

you have 15 posts. I'll. I'll see you in a couple of months.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

For sure.

[C]

Sure. I'm not.

[B]

I'll see you in a couple of months when you build up your, your, your resume. I'll come back and see you. Because I'm not. I'm not paying $10 to look at 10 to look at five pictures.

[C]

But I was ask them I would do it and then the content was great. It'll expire. And you know what? I'll come back three months, three months from now and be like, oh, I want to check to see what. See what's.

[B]

I always subscribe and I subscribe immediately.

[C]

Yeah, but I will forget yeah, 100% and I'll come back later on to see.

[B]

Oh, look at that. Oh.

[C]

Oh, that's nice.

[B]

You have any of creators you want to shout out?

[C]

No.

[B]

Not even one? You don't want to. You want to big up nobody? You don't. You don't want to support people in their small business?

[C]

No. Do they. Do they support me on their small business?

[B]

Probably.

[C]

You don't know?

[B]

Well, not one person you want to shout out? That's crazy.

[C]

No.

[B]

Damn you cold blooded Monet. When did you become such a mean bitch?

[C]

When I met you. It was about the time it happened.

[B]

And look how profitable your life has been since you met me.

[C]

Something. We posted another Wicked trailer Wicked podcast and the comments were like, y', all, Jacob and Bob, y' all have got to chew on the Wicked. I was like, thank you.

[B]

Okay, to be clear, there were a few like that and the other folks were like. And then other folks were like, people come in like being. Speak for yourself. There were lots of comments being like. There were like three or four being like, I can't. And then it was not. Bob was right underneath. We'll count them together so. So that Monet will not hyperbolize you all.

[C]

Va will diminish Yalls voices.

[B]

Yeah, I will. Especially when Monet's inflating them in line.

[C]

Okay. Okay. Going order. Do we actually talk about Wick? Oh, the whole time. There's something else. Yeah, yeah, no, it's more. This one is about the musicals and then. Oh, well, actually the person unfortunate think I don't know what that means. Subsequently sent me into orbit and. Oh, okay. Rafa. Rafa X. Enough with Wicked, please. That's one.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And then the next one says. Is there another one about Wicked? Smiling, crying face. I don't know. That's. That's. I'm not sure what that is. Monet. I'm screaming Monet. Name is.

[B]

You're skipping over. You're skipping over stuff like.

[C]

Aren't these.

[B]

Aren't stuff like. Well, El and her family moved to Quadling country after she has numerous outbursts in childhood. Her mother.

[C]

You.

[B]

You're missing. You tell. You're skipping over all the ones that are saying they love it.

[C]

That's not true. I haven't even gotten there yet.

[B]

Here's one that says, monet's right. We're over the Wicked content. The next comment says, speak for yourself.

[C]

That's three. Opposed to

[B]

someone. His one says, more Wicked. More Wicked. More Wicked. Exclamation points.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Monet, stop standing. You're just.

[C]

You said there were only four. I've Already counted three. I'm only, like, in a. A quarter through the comments.

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[C]

Ry, this is the fourth one. Literally been talking about Wicked so much. Laugh my ass off. And now it's a quadling one.

[B]

They did not say it's a bad thing. They just said they talk about Wicked so much that you're.

[A]

You're.

[B]

You're equating that to something bad. Okay.

[A]

You're.

[C]

You're equating it to something good.

[B]

I know. I did not. I didn't describe it to anything. You did.

[C]

So. So we're saying Rye is a neutral party.

[B]

Yeah. But you're skipping over all the ones there. You're skipping over every comment where they are loving the by the way. And I just want to be clear about one more thing. Who brought up Wicked just now?

[C]

I brought it up, but I'm not doing a whole podcast about.

[B]

I want to ask again. Monet keeps acting like me and Jacob are the ones who watch it, but I want to ask y', all in the comments, who Almost every time we've talked about Wicked, you brought it up.

[C]

That's not true. And AB which is the fourth comment? You're telling me that. Oh, no, that's on my London cast.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Shut the fuck up.

[C]

No, Monet's right.

[B]

Go look him. Shut the fuck up.

[C]

Who the fuck won't war? A.B. says, Monet's right. We're over the Wicked content. Jacob and Bob start. Both Jacob and Bob can start their own musical theater podcast if y' all want to, honey.

[B]

But also, why are you skipping over all the comments that are enjoying the content? Why are you skipping over those? That's my only question.

[C]

Because you started this. You're saying there were only three or four comments.

[B]

I said they were like, three or four. I didn't say.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I said. But. But. The point is. But you're skipping over all the ones that are enjoying it.

[C]

I'm here to pounce against it, and

[B]

you're skipping over the ones that are like, speak for yourself. I'm enjoying this content. So you count those.

[C]

I'm counting the ones you said.

[B]

If you're sick of talking about Wicked, stop talking about Wiki. You keep bringing it up.

[C]

This is not about Wicked. This is about our podcast.

[B]

If you're sick of talking about Wicked, stop talking about Wickcast, Not Wicked Podcast. About what, though?

[C]

What?

[B]

Which podcast.

[C]

Our lives a civil rivalry.

[B]

Which podcast.

[C]

And the rivalry is about us doing Wicked a lot on the podcast.

[B]

Then why do you keep bringing up Wicked?

[C]

I'm not bringing up. I'm bringing up our podcast, bitch.

[B]

But which podcast are you talking about? Which one? Which episode?

[C]

The one about Wicked.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

About what podcast, though. Siblings rivalry. It is fair game on this podcast, honey.

[B]

We have done over a thousand. You can talk about any episode. We've done over a thousand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know what?

[C]

Any episode, including this one.

[B]

Correct.

[C]

So is this not one of our episodes? Or is it not? Is it not? Or is it?

[B]

It is. And you're bringing up Wicked. And I can almost guarantee, y', all that the next time Wicked is brought up on this podcast, I can almost guarantee without a shadow of a doubt that Monet will be the one.

[C]

It's gonna be you. It will be you.

[B]

It's been you.

[C]

No, it's you.

[B]

You're the one. She's the one you want. It's her. It's her.

[C]

Right, Case category.

[B]

Clothes. Mo. Wait real quick, before. Actually, before we jump again, Jacob, did you flag Jay about the one about literally every rude girl? Is it not happening? Well, we. We need someone to do it. Okay, Whatever. We'll talk about in a second.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So macaroni and cheese.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

What are your touring pet peeves?

[C]

Oh, touring pet peeves. I'm not having a meal after the show. Like, if I'm.

[B]

What's your favorite meal after the show?

[C]

I like it on tour. I like to kind of keep it clean as much as possible, like a grilled chicken salad, a grill, a grilled chicken Caesar salad, and if I feel real spicy, I also normally get from a bar or something. I'll get some wings.

[B]

Also, I love wings. This one lady on Twitter said, black people. Can we leave wings back in 2024?

[C]

No.

[B]

And then someone said, bitch, we about to leave you back in 2024.

[C]

Yeah. Why?

[B]

Why? Why?

[C]

Why?

[B]

Why?

[C]

Why? Why?

[B]

I don't know why she said it. I. I didn't. I didn't interview her about it, but she was like, can we leave wings back in 2024? Maybe she don't like wings.

[C]

I love a wing.

[B]

I love. I can't imagine liking meat and not liking wings. Like, if you're like, I'm a vegetarian or something, but, like, I can't fathom a world where someone's like, I. I do like the way chicken tastes, but I just don't like wings. That does. I might. I literally can't even. That doesn't make sense to me.

[C]

Ty says that the best hot wings. The best wings in LA are Hot wing. Hot wings. Cafe.

[B]

Oh, the one over on Melrose.

[C]

I. I don't know where it's at. I've never been there.

[B]

Yeah, it's on Melrose. It's right across from the Orange Theory.

[C]

Is it good?

[B]

I've never been. Should we go? Should we try to find the best wings in la?

[C]

I mean. Yeah, I'm down. I've still never had Dave's hot chicken, so.

[B]

What?

[C]

I never had Dave's hot chicken.

[B]

Do you like hot chicken, though? Like Tennessee hot chicken.

[C]

Is it. Is that a rub or is it dripping in sauce?

[B]

It's like a oil and a rub. So they're kind of oily and they have rub on them.

[C]

I never. No, I never had that.

[B]

I mean, I've had them. I've had. Obviously I've had Tennessee Hot Chicken. It gets. But I mean, Dave's high gets pretty hot. I have a video with Nick that you all can go check out on the. On Nick's YouTube page where we ate Dave's hot chicken and Nick was dying a thousand deaths. Like a thousand.

[C]

You give Nick some mayonnaise, they're like, oh, my God.

[B]

Nick was freaking out at Medium and I'm not kidding, Nick is wild

[C]

on his food. I don't know.

[B]

I. I don't know.

[C]

Spicy like that, it's just a little. Gives a little flavor. He probably came up without his food.

[B]

Girl, I'm telling you, Medium. He went crazy at Medium. So the other day I was online with this girl and she told me that she had that. I. I don't know why, I just did not believe her. I just didn't believe her. She said that she had not seen picture, video, tweet, Instagram, YouTube, seen hide nor tail of DJ Khaled in 10 years. I didn't believe her. Like, what world do you live in where you can escape DJ Khaled like that?

[C]

I will say he not. Like, I feel like he was really popular, like before Pandemic for sure.

[B]

You haven't seen anything. You haven't seen these kind of face in 10 years.

[C]

Yeah, 10 years is a little crazy. But I would say in the past, like three, four years, I don't think I've seen him much at all. But also, I don't listen to this type of music. I'm not in. I'm not in. I don't watch TV shows or listen to artists that have DJ Khaled in. So I'm not, you know, I don't

[B]

listen to the Cali music either. But I have seen his face, like for example, sometimes. Because someone who, who I can't stop seeing. Even though I do not listen to their music or do not see them. Like that guy. Oh, I keep seeing her. I keep seeing Serena Carpenter. I'm not seeking her music out. I keep seeing her. Now, granted, she's right. Now she's of the moment, but in the past 10 years, DJ Khaled has been of the moment. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah. That's Blake Shelton. I feel like I see Blake Shelton all the time. I don't listen to the country.

[B]

I don't listen to Drake. I do not listen to Drake.

[C]

Drake, Blake Shelton.

[B]

I'm talking about. And I'm talking about a different person. I don't. I moved to Drake. I don't listen to Drake, but I can't stop seeing him.

[C]

I think Kendrick Lamar a lot too, and I'm not. I'm not a big Kendrick Lamar, but he's also of the moment. Like, he had.

[B]

They're very of the moment. But to say you have not seen a picture like, she's like, he has not crawled across my screen in 10 years. I don't believe. I just don't believe you.

[C]

I don't believe you.

[B]

For me, a touring pet peeve. Even though you didn't ask me,

[C]

what's your touring pet peeve, Bob.

[B]

Thank you. It's like pulling teeth around here to get one lousy compliment. What's that from?

[C]

No idea.

[B]

Jake, you can go. It's like pulling teeth around to get one lousy compliment. Anyway, I. I really don't like girls who talk too long than being great.

[C]

And what's too long?

[B]

Golden girls. Thank you. For me, too long is. Okay, let's have. I'm gonna show you what I think is a great meet and greet. You'll be. You'll be the fan. I'll be Bobby Dragwan. Okay. Hey, welcome.

[C]

Wow, you're huge.

[B]

I know. I'm very, very tall. Is this your first time? What's your name?

[C]

Janessa.

[B]

Hey, Janessa. Is this your first time seeing me?

[C]

No, Janessa.

[B]

Janessa. I thought I said Janessa. Is this your first time seeing me?

[C]

Yes, my first time seeing you.

[B]

Oh, no, but I love the shirt. It's really cute. Or. What is that? Is that like a scene? Like a. Like a. Like a landscape?

[C]

Yeah. So it's a. It's a. It's a watercolor that I quilted into the shearling top.

[B]

Oh, that's so cute. All right, let's do a picture real quick. You ready?

[C]

Wait, I just had to say one of my favorite Moments from Drag Race. Okay, so you were on the episode when you. When Michelle called your drag ratchet, and, like, I just love the way that you, like, embraced it and, like, you, like, took it, and you, like, took the moment, and you, like, just became really empowered, and, like, I just loved that moment, and it made me feel strong. I feel like I could do that in my life.

[B]

Oh, thank you, Julissa. That's really sweet. Let's do the picture real quick.

[C]

You ready? Janessa.

[B]

Oh, damn, Pop.

[C]

You don't say my name. Ain't you from New York? You know how to say Janessa?

[B]

I am not from New York. I lived in New York.

[C]

Yeah, but you be calling yourself an iconic New Yorker. So is you not.

[B]

Is Janessa a name that's native to New York or something? You dumb bitch? Why the would you ask if Janessa is a name from New York?

[C]

Because it was New York.

[B]

Does Janessa have the highest. Does New York have the highest amount of Janessa? Was that.

[C]

What's your little Google Pixel?

[B]

That.

[C]

That. That probably don't get no service. Look it the up. Janessa from.

[A]

From.

[C]

From. From Puerto Rico in the Bronx. What's good?

[B]

I would say as a quick timeout. Interesting for Monet. Slam to Google Pixel. Y' all go to Monet's Google Pixel commercial. Anyway, back in the scene. That was crazy. That was a crazy take from a Google Pixel sponsor.

[C]

That was crazy. You can get your Google pixels [e-mail], y'. All. They're great,

[B]

but, yeah, I. I do quick, but with the girls who are like, they're doing too much. They're. That interaction was too long. That was too long. What's your name? A genuine compliment. I asked you a question about yourself. We take a picture, I say thank you. And I can do all that in about a minute.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty quick at meet and greets. Cause, yeah, I run a fast meet and greet, but I get all the information, and no one feels short. We all have a good time. And. Because, again, there are a lot of people in line trying to get their thing. And then when you spend longer with someone, it could make someone else feel like, oh, I didn't get that amount of time. So I try to keep it as even as possible with everyone. So everyone feels like they got the

[B]

meet and greet is before the show. There's a show happening afterwards. There are people waiting in the lobby. Sometimes they're waiting outside. If the lobby's not big enough, they're just literally waiting outside during the meet. And greet.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think it's inconsiderate to people. And the. At the back of the line, if you're taking so much time with the people with each person, you're taking way too much time.

[C]

Also, the rest of the girlies, they like, there's like a professional photographer taking pictures of someone taking pictures. And then they get their phone back. They're like, oh, before I leave, I'm going to take my phone out. Can you please just do a video for my sister? She was going to get tickets, but she didn't want to waste her money to see you. Can you just please do a video with her?

[B]

That would be crazy. They don't want to waste their money to see. That would be insane.

[C]

That's kind of what I say. But like, yeah, my sister. I came out to the show. My sister is off today. She's off. She's actually like, to her three days off this week. And she. She's really rich and she could afford to buy tickets, but she didn't want to come and get tickets for the show. So can you take a video for her?

[B]

I'm like, you know, I hate when people come to the show and they go, I couldn't get anyone to come with me. You ever heard them say that? I couldn't get. I couldn't convince a single person to come to this show, if you can believe it. Like, I was begging every. I offered to buy a ticket. They all said no. Anyway. Say hi to my mom. She doesn't really know you, but take a picture for her anyway.

[C]

Girl, that's the thing. Tell me, tell me to take a video picture for someone that has no idea who I am. I'm like, why? Why? Do you know what Reese gotten into?

[B]

What have you recently gotten into?

[C]

This would be a pet peeve of mine when that I would do to myself. I was be mad at myself that I wasn't stopping the behavior. I would, like, get chips and I would never buy bag chip closers. So my chips, I just crumpled the bag and roll it up in there. Yeah. A bag clip. Yes. And so I finally got some. And I finally got some of them. And now all my chips stay fresh in the cupboard while I that they're experiencing their lives.

[B]

I gotta keep it a buck with you. I have never had a bag of chips last that long. I don't think I've ever had a bag of chips get stale unless I literally, like, forgot the bag was there, like in the backseat of my car or something. I have never had A bag of chips last long enough in my home to go stale ever. If y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Anyone Monet knows, anyone who's been to my house knows, I do not have groceries. I don't keep groceries in the house. We do not have groceries because I. I just eat everything.

[C]

Eat everything.

[B]

Monet eats everything. Nick is so funny. Nick, honestly.

[C]

Hey, with that one.

[B]

See, I ain't even lying. How are y' all.

[C]

So y'.

[D]

All.

[C]

So. So the friend group went to pv and like, I was a. And I'm not there. Obviously, I'm here at home. But they all got different hotel rooms. And I was like, guys, it would have been such a better trip. And I think in the future, we can organize this if we just all do one big airbnb together, because our friend group thrives. We can all just kind of be in the same space together doing. Playing games, watching videos and stuff together, but when everyone has different hotel rooms. So the only communal place y' all can really get together is at dinner and at the beach, right?

[B]

Yeah, but how do you have plans for a trip you're not even on? How do you have opinions on the planet?

[C]

Because we've been trying to plan a trip for. Well, we try to plan it in 30 days. And what are y' all doing?

[B]

Oh, so I think that the issue is that somebody in the friend group, who I'm not gonna name, but somebody, um, wants to have trade, but also is self conscious about bringing trade back to a public Airbnb. Would you bring trade back to Airbnb, Ma?

[C]

I would. I totally would, but I would make sure I got a room close to the front so y' all don't have to see. Y' all don't have to always do my business because y' all don't need to see me.

[B]

You don't pick the room. We all pick rooms together.

[C]

Y' all don't need to see me getting two or three train and fucking. Y' all need to see three niggas roll up in the air. Me at 1, 2 or 3am I

[B]

want to ride that train.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't know what song that even is.

[B]

You know, I want to ride that train and ride it.

[A]

Woo.

[B]

Woo.

[C]

Yeah, it's like a 90s song.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You ever had, like, a particularly, like, whore experience and you look back and say, like, oh, my God, I cannot believe that I was just being such a whore. You ever think. Feel like that?

[B]

Those are all my. I'm pretty hoary all the time.

[C]

Well, I mean, in terms of the volume of trade that's happening,

[B]

I mean, I've had a few really successful days, but usually I would say this. I be horny. But after I've done it once, I will need like 12 hours before I want to do it again.

[C]

But I don't always come. Like, if I'm hooking up with someone. If, if, like, if I don't come, I will. I'll be five deep, six deep.

[B]

Well, that's understandable. But I feel like if you're bottoming, you don't always come. But I feel like if the top doesn't come, the bottom gets really disappointed and it doesn't feel like a good experience for them.

[C]

Or if it's side. If it's, if it's side behavior, like, I will, I'll do side stuff. And that person come and then they'll be like, well, I want you to come. I'll be like, no, no, it's okay. That's because bitch nigga, the guy. When they're too stacked on top of each other and I'm like, I'm looking at the clock. I'm like, n. You need to go. And I tried to just ask them

[B]

if they want to be. If they want to have a guest star.

[C]

No, I don't want. I don't want cross pollination. I just. That's too much.

[B]

But you gonna fuck three niggas in one day, but you don't want cross pollination. Oh, okay.

[C]

Yeah. I don't want them to know. I guess I'm doing the. I don't need them to know. No.

[B]

And I do threw things.

[C]

No, I have not. The last threesome I had was when I used to go to Bath park. I have not. I have not had a threesome since a bath. Since, like, I used to go to bath houses.

[B]

Have you ever walked in on. Have you ever been the guest star in the tech? That's already happening.

[C]

I mean, at a bathhouse. Yes. But I'm grabbing.

[B]

I've been there before. And I feel like, I feel like. I feel like a celebrity guest star on a Disney show. Wait, when they walk in there and

[C]

be like, woo, someone was hooking up and they told you to come over. And then was it like a situation like doors open, just come in or you rang the bell?

[B]

So someone told me to come over. They were like, I'm already hooking up with this guy. And then like, you can come over. So I actually, I actually got there first.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

And then the other guy was getting ready and Then the other guy showed up. Then the third guy showed up when I was there, but he was in the bathroom getting ready. Now, they had already been hooking up, like, in the past. They had. They had, like, a history of hooking up. This is, like, my first time hooking up with this guy. And then we ended up getting it on, but then I had to go to a show. I had some. Some comedy to do, so I had to leave, like, right into the. I had to leave, like, almost immediately. It was so annoying. And the guy was getting ready for a long time. And then, like, immediately we had to go, like, almost immediately. It was so annoying.

[C]

Yeah, I try to. I try to. If I'm having multiple appointments, I try to stack them, like, I try to a lot for the time, but sometimes, you know, things just lead to another, and things go longer than it is.

[B]

Before we go, can you please tell them about your.

[C]

No. Move on. Cut that part out. Loop it. You're so rude, Jay.

[B]

If you're not afraid of Monet, you'll loop it.

[C]

You know, Jay and I have respect for each other in our friendship. We're not like you and your friend. They're just disrespectful. We have respect for each other.

[B]

Your friend? You talking about you? What do you mean, me or friend? Are you talking about yourself, bitch?

[C]

No, your other friends, because we're not friends. I said friends. We are not friends. We're coworkers. Don't ever. Don't ever fucking forget that. We are not friends, bitch. We are co workers, okay? Don't you ever. Don't you ever call.

[B]

My name is on your checking friend. Who signs your checks?

[C]

Monet X. Change.

[B]

Who signs your checks?

[C]

Don't you ever call me your friend again.

[B]

Ever. Who signs your checks? Look at.

[C]

Look at your check.

[B]

See whose name is on it forever. You know what name is sign on your checks. Donald. No, I'm kidding. All right, actually.

[C]

All right, y'.

[B]

All, thank you so much for coming for listening.

[C]

See y' all next time.

[B]

Bye. Bye.

[D]

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