The One About Pet Peeves

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry - Episode: The One About Pet Peeves

Introduction In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, titled "The One About Pet Peeves", hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change delve into a candid and humorous exploration of their personal annoyances and frustrations. Despite their dynamic chemistry reminiscent of siblings, Bob and Monét clarify that they are not related, emphasizing their unique bond as a comedy duo. Released on February 24, 2025, this episode offers listeners an engaging mix of relatable grievances, personal anecdotes, and sharp wit.

1. Driving Annoyances and Uber Black The conversation kicks off with Bob expressing his frustrations with certain driving behaviors, particularly focusing on the utilization of Uber Black.

• Bob the Drag Queen (02:17): "So in June we're gonna do the first Sibling Rivalry shirtless podcast."

• Monét X Change (02:22): "Are we though? The amount of things we said we're gonna do the movie, the anything you can do."

Bob shares his disdain for Uber Black, highlighting the expectation of quiet and premium service that often isn't met.

• Bob (06:43): "Well, this may be... If I order Uber Black, especially because there is the option to say quiet preferred. If you're going to be paying more specifically for this experience."

Monét counters by discussing the financial accessibility of Uber Black.

• Monét (06:49): "Well, we all can't afford an Uber Black."

This back-and-forth underscores their differing perspectives on luxury services and personal preferences behind the wheel.

2. Social Pet Peeves: Hygiene and People Pleasing Transitioning from driving, the hosts delve into social annoyances that commonly affect daily interactions.

• Monét (26:32): "My pet peeves are when people don't brush their teeth in the morning... if you drink coffee, the funk is still there."

Bob adds to the list by mentioning nervous laughter and people pleasers as sources of irritation.

• Bob (27:24): "I have tons of pet peeves... People who nervously laugh drive me insane."

• Bob (28:13): "People pleasers, because your behavior is not pleasing."

Monét provides a nuanced take on people pleasing, emphasizing that while the intention is to appease others, the behavior often falls flat.

• Monét (28:09): "People pleasing is not necessarily pleasing to you, but they're trying to please someone else."

3. Driving Etiquette and Traffic Frustrations Bob reignites the driving conversation by addressing traffic etiquette, specifically the frustrations with four-way stops and tailgating.

• Bob (29:35): "It's not good. It's not good. Also, if you live in LA..."

• Monét (30:01): "I can't keep a track of seven other... in my home."

They discuss the chaotic nature of Los Angeles traffic, highlighting the challenges of navigating complex intersections and the inconsiderate behavior of fellow drivers.

4. Expectations on OnlyFans and Content Creation Shifting gears, the duo critiques the evolving landscape of OnlyFans, addressing issues around subscriber expectations and content quality.

• Bob (37:07): "If I log into your OnlyFans and the content is something I could see on Instagram, I’m blocking you."

Monét emphasizes the importance of delivering unique and explicit content on the platform.

• Monét (38:29): "I'm expecting a certain type of explicit content. For sure."

Bob shares his criteria for subscribing, insisting on fair pricing aligned with content volume.

• Bob (39:14): "If you have over a thousand, I'll pay $2.99. If you have 15 posts, I'll see you in a couple of months."

5. Tour and Meet-and-Greet Pet Peeves The hosts recount their experiences with fan interactions during tours, pointing out inefficiencies and demanding behaviors that disrupt their schedules.

• Monét (53:03): "I try to keep it as even as possible with everyone... Everyone feels like they got the."

• Bob (53:21): "People waiting in the lobby... If you're taking so much time with people, you're taking way too much time."

They highlight the struggle to balance fan satisfaction with time management, stressing the importance of efficient meet-and-greets.

6. Personal Habits and Self-Criticism Bob and Monét share introspective moments, discussing personal habits that they're working to improve, such as maintaining fresh chip bags.

• Monét (54:25): "I finally got some bag clips, and now all my chips stay fresh in the cupboard."

• Bob (54:50): "I have never had a bag of chips last that long. If you know my house, you know we don't have groceries."

These exchanges showcase their self-awareness and commitment to bettering their daily routines.

7. Miscellaneous Pet Peeves: Celebrity Encounters and Social Media Expectations The conversation branches into various other pet peeves, including unfulfilled celebrity expectations and the pressures of maintaining social media personas.

• Bob (47:30): "If you're insinuating or if I log into OnlyFans, I have to pay $5 a month, and then I get in there and you're trying to make me pay an extra $15 to see your genitals. That upsets me."

• Monét (52:01): "But you keep it up, keep it up, keep it up."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Bob the Drag Queen (26:32): "My pet peeves are when people don't brush their teeth in the morning... if you drink coffee, the funk is still there."

2. Bob the Drag Queen (28:13): "People pleasers, because your behavior is not pleasing."

3. Bob the Drag Queen (37:07): "If I log into your OnlyFans and the content is something I could see on Instagram, I’m blocking you."

4. Monét X Change (38:29): "I'm expecting a certain type of explicit content. For sure."

5. Bob the Drag Queen (39:14): "If you have over a thousand, I'll pay $2.99. If you have 15 posts, I'll see you in a couple of months."

6. Bob the Drag Queen (53:21): "People waiting in the lobby... If you're taking so much time with people, you're taking way too much time."

7. Monét X Change (54:25): "I finally got some bag clips, and now all my chips stay fresh in the cupboard."

Conclusion "The One About Pet Peeves" serves as a relatable and entertaining exploration of everyday frustrations from two of drag’s most charismatic personalities. Through their lively banter and honest discussions, Bob and Monét offer listeners both laughter and a sense of camaraderie in shared annoyances. Whether it's navigating the complexities of driving in LA or managing expectations on social media platforms, this episode encapsulates the essence of Sibling Rivalry’s unique blend of humor and authenticity.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet's James.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling rival. On this week's episode, Bob speaks out against drunk driving.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about pet peeves and we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Seems a little shady, but whatever. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the most ridiculous person I have ever met in my entire life. Monet, I have an idea.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and me have both taken our fitness very seriously this past year.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you saying like that?

[Monet X Change]

You're probably up to some fucking hoot Nanny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because if we set a goal for ourselves or it's something we have to do, we'll take it. We won't slide to the left. Oh no.

[Monet X Change]

My shit is serious. My shit is vigovis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in June we're gonna do the first Sibling Rivalry shirtless podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Are we though? The amount of things we said we're gonna do the movie, the anything you can do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The truth is I'll probably chicken out in June. But if I say it out loud, I mean, it's not like we're not gonna be doing a podcast in June. We're gonna be doing a podcast in June. Maybe that is for sure gonna be.

[Monet X Change]

Happening Maybe we won't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't have better offers.

[Monet X Change]

If you have anything to do with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It, I am the one holding this pod. Hold on my. On my. On my. The. The hair on my back, holding this podcast up. I actually don't have any hair on my back. Like, practically none. They're like micro hairs. If I have any of them, I'm jealous.

[Monet X Change]

I wish I was more of a hairless person. Although you don't have eyebrows. I'm happy I have eyebrows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoa, hey, whoa. Beep, beep. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We ain't got to start no personal attacks.

[Monet X Change]

Remember the time I said, oh, Bob, I don't like your glasses? You're like, well, you know what I hate about you, Monet? Those fucking ugly ass Uggs that lean into the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay. To be clear, it wasn't my glass. It was. I want to say yours was unprovoked. I was just sitting there, drinking some water and unprovoked. You were like, I hate that fucking cup, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Was the cup you. Was the cup about you? No, I didn't say, I hate how your hands hold that cup. Cause the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You wouldn't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said the Uggs. I said, I don't like your. I didn't say I didn't want to.

[Monet X Change]

Make my feet lean in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said the shoes lean.

[Monet X Change]

And. And. And what is. And what is making. Are the shoes leaning on their own?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think's making the cup go to my face? My hands.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say your hands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, always attack my hands in this podcast. You just. The last podcast, you were attacking my hands. So I don't want to hear nothing from you about attacking nobody's body. I don't want to hear nothing from you. Keep it zipped, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So don't come for my cup, and I won't come for your Uggs. Also you unprovoked.

[Monet X Change]

Also you drinking out of this can. It's hilarious. It's like. It's like. It's like a fimble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You keep it up, keep it up, keep it up. Leaning shoes. That's what you. Lean back. Y'all know Fat Joe wrote the song about Monet's Uggs and walk around on the train. He said, lean back, lean back. There's this guy who goes up to people at, like, stores, and he goes up to people who are, like, usually, like, boomers or older. He just asked them, how much did you pay for your first house? And usually people answer, 23,000 13,000, 50, thousand dollars. And this one lady was like, who the are you?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he looked at her like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much for house? She's like, who the are you? She's like, mind your business.

[Monet X Change]

Tik tok, guys. Yeah, I thought, I, I, I, I thought it was all script scripted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, this maybe, I mean, I think some of them are, some of them aren't. But this lady read him the riot act. She was like, who are you? Why would I tell you? I don't know you.

[Monet X Change]

That's why he's pretty girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, I'm just asking. She goes, and I'm just telling you. No, mind your business. Who the hell are you? Who are you? Why would I tell you? Like, some of the comments were like, Karen. I was like, I don't know. She kind of ate that. Like, mind your business.

[Monet X Change]

There's this one video going viral about, about this woman. She's, she's, the camera's from her POV and she's in an Uber and is her telling. You were talking the whole time like she, like you were on the phone the whole time. I couldn't have had my own conversation because you were talking on the phone the whole time and the Uber driver is getting her together. She was like, she's like, she's like, girl, you're in my car. She's like, where's your car?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, long story short, she gets out of the car and then the you go, you go to the comments. She thought the people were going to be on her side. Everyone was like, no, like the Uber driver. Like, honestly, I agree. If the Uber talk to anyone besides me, I mean, it's different if you're on the phone yelling, having a loud conversation, that's different. But if you're just have your AirPods and you're like, yeah, girl. And apparently she was on the phone with like her insurance for something because she had some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So people are reading the content creator. They're like, no, no, no, no, no. She was on the phone trying to have something with her insurance. She wasn't being crazy. And you're telling her she can't talk on the phone in her own car is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also granted, in reality, they're probably literally friends. There's probably a reason why you didn't see the Uber driver. It's literally her friend slightly changing her voice. Oh, you think these tiktokers be lying down? Girl, they be lying.

[Monet X Change]

Think about that, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just making content. Just literally making content. Now I will say this. If I order Uber Black, I think because there is the option to say quiet preferred.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you order an Uber Black and you're on the phone, that's not okay, in my opinion, especially because you were paying more specifically for this experience.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Bob, we all can't afford an Uber Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm talking about. I'm talking to you, a person who can.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that Well, I. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be seeing you in them. I've seen a lot of Uber Blacks.

[Monet X Change]

When I've seen you an Uber Black before, right? You can't pick up one instance where I had an Uber Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't. Because you drive mo. How. How many times have I seen you in an Uber in general?

[Monet X Change]

So am I always driving or am I taking Uber Blacks? Which one is it, Monet, you take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop acting like you don't take Uber Blacks. What is this? What is this charade you're doing? What is this? What is this charade?

[Monet X Change]

I am asking for the ocular proof.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. Ok, answer the question. Do you take Uber Blacks?

[Monet X Change]

Not recently. Have I taken Uber Black in my life? Yes, of course I have taken it, at least.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are we talking about? I don't. I don't. I don't always. The other day we were at the bar and Monet's friend was a little tipsy. Actually, she was so tipsy. She was goofy. She was goofy. No, no, Monet, she was goofy. I did not say she was slosh. But she was goofy. You can admit that she was. Anyone who looked at her would have been like, you've been anyone. Anyone would have been like, oh, you've been drinking. Anyone would have. Would have looked at her and said that. Would you agree to that? Yes. The answer is yes.

[Monet X Change]

So, no, I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to the diner and Monet and when she's like, I'm driving. I said, I'm not getting. I'm not getting a car. I'm not getting a girl. First of all, she. She was like. She kept going, bob, you are so tall. We've met like once or twice before. I was like, yeah. She goes, you are this hall. That's how I said. I said, I have been this hall since seventh grade. I swear to you, I've not grown in it. She goes, no, you are so tall. And I wasn't even wearing my big Crocs. I was wearing my little Christmas Crocs that Jacob got me. So. So which? I have these. I have these like platform Crocs. I wasn't even wearing. I wear my little regular Crocs. And then she was like, you are. And she goes, I know what it is. You look shorter. Back when you was pudgy, I said. I said, oh, my God. And then she was like. She was like, I used to be. I was pudgy, too. I said, two ain't no two. You was punchy. You were pudgy. Honey, we weren't pudgy. I had a little belly, but we were not pudgy. Anyway, so then she told me to get my fat ass in the car.

[Monet X Change]

Not to get you, to. Not to get your fat ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they were trying to get me in the car now, and I gotta be like, I'm not getting Monique. Monique, like, bob, just get in the car. I said, I am not getting in that car. I don't care if it's around the corner. I'm not getting in that car. But she thought it was because she had chips in her car. She's like, you afraid of the chips? You wanna be in the mom mobile? And I was like, yes, that's it. Anyone knows me knows that I am notoriously afraid of chips. I would've been eating the chips.

[Monet X Change]

That night was so fun. I had such a fun night. I was flirting hard with that bartender, but then I got wind that it wasn't gonna happen because she's like, if I'm gonna hook up, if I'm gonna be in a situation that someone is verse, I like to be prepared for both options. And I definitely was not prepared for one of the options. So I was like, for topping you? Yeah, I would have to top. But what if the person wants to top me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was joking that you weren't prepared for top.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no. But yes, I wasn't prepared for the other options. So I was like, well, this isn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was before he seemed like he thought I was hitting on him. And I kept being like, whoa, whoa, whoa, baby, whoa, whoa.

[Monet X Change]

He's probably confusing us. He was like, no, you were just talking to me about the opera, remember?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes really attractive people cannot fathom that you don't want to hook up with them. And, like. Like, I can be like. I'm not saying you're not. You're not attractive. I'm just saying I don't want to hook up with you. There was a guy one time that maybe I should talk about this, that Jacob knows who was like, why doesn't Bob want to have sex with me? And Jacob was like, I Don't know. He just doesn't want to have sex with you. And he was like. He was like, why? And Jacob was like, he just doesn't like what? He was like, this doesn't make sense to me. He literally could not. Monet. I mean, he was. This is. This is crazy. He's like, this is crazy. Why doesn't he want to have sex with me? I. I literally can't. And Jake was like, I don't know what? And he was like, see, even in private Jake, he hasn't said anything. Jake was like, no, he could not wrap his brain around this. I think it's because he is an objectively attractive person and he is attractive. I just don't want to have sex with him. And he cannot believe that.

[Monet X Change]

Mon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why though?

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't. I'm not attracted to him in that way. Oh, you should see someone that's objectively attractive. But that does not mean. That does not mean that I am attracted to them. You ever see someone who's hot but you don't want to have sex with them? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

There was this really hot guy at the New Year's party last night. It was really hot. I didn't want to have sex with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are. You are ridiculous. You are the most ridiculous person I have ever met in my entire life. Must be someone who, like. For example, we can both agree that Cameron Michaels is objectively good looking, but do you want to have sex with Cameron Michaels?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See? You don't want to have sex with Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

No. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I mean.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. This person, you know, my thing girl, she was 6 foot 6, built like a fucking. Built like this fucking garage I'm sitting in. Just big stacked booty, this big ass feet. I was like, yes. But I got a car. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a car.

[Monet X Change]

You've always had a car, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I will when I get back to LA. I will be purchasing a Toyota Yaris for $500. Are you going to come help me stone it? Disco Daddy's in.

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Disco Daddy's helping me stone it.

[Monet X Change]

No, he's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, he is. What do you mean, no, he's not? As if. As if I couldn't attain Disco Daddy.

[Monet X Change]

Vince is going to help you stone his car?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

What color are you stoned?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi's going to help me too.

[Monet X Change]

What color are you stoning?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll all be revealed in the YouTube video. It's going to be. It's going to take a while to do it, obviously, because it's going to be a huge car. And I'm have to do when I get back from Europe. But Naomi's going to come help me stone it. Kim says she come help me stone it. You're the only one who doesn't want to help.

[Monet X Change]

I'll come by and hang out, but I don't want to put a stone on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, you're not allowed to. I've seen your. I've seen your stoning work, nigga.

[Monet X Change]

And what you going to do when I show up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you gonna stone? Anything?

[Monet X Change]

I don't want this on anything, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will be there.

[Monet X Change]

And how you can show up but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'Re not allowed to do. I don't want your sloppy craftsmanship.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not gonna give you my time and energy, honey, because my time is valuable. You can afford all these other girls, but I ain't doing shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. You know, honestly, what it is, your sloppy craftsmanship would make the project look bad. So I don't want it. Actually, sure, whatever you got.

[Monet X Change]

What have you got to tell yourself? But guess what, nigga, I'm showing up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen the outfits you set up.

[Monet X Change]

And you ain't gonna stop me from showing up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not trying to stop you from showing up. You're fighting for something that no one's trying to fight you on. No one is trying to stop you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I'm getting what I want, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You will not stone anything I don't want to because your craftsmanship is sloppy and poor.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I don't want to stone your little, shitty little Toyota Yaris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's bad. It's bad.

[Monet X Change]

What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's all I'm saying. It's Crystal Labeija you're referencing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes. Yes. Look at her makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bad.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about Jinx? Oh. Oh, then what Jinx do? What Jinx do?

[Monet X Change]

She knows she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. I kind of want to go see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he was really pissing me off.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This got me hot. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was once. Well, I one time, like, called Shea Coulee or Joe Kimbo. Like, you guys should get together and do Little Shop. You guys should get together because, you know, they played. They looked up in high school. Shea was Audrey 2 and Joe Kim Booster was Seymour. I was like, you guys should do it. And I want to come see it. I want to come see this. It'll be so much fun to come see. Girl, they're doing it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And why you're not playing R2.

[Monet X Change]

Who's playing Audrey too? Alex Newell is playing Alex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna be Audrey.

[Monet X Change]

It's Audrey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Audrey. So girl. Shea Coulee, Joe Kim, Booster and Alex Newell. Two days after I leave town.

[Monet X Change]

Oh damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so sad, so sad about this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so destroyed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna go?

[Monet X Change]

What day is it? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So at the strip club last night. We're back at the strip club last night.

[Monet X Change]

Have you gone to the really seedy one? The one over the Bridge?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I Went to wet and wet.

[Monet X Change]

Dreams and the one next door to. The next door to wedding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one next door to it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, bitch. If y'all want a scary time, the one down the street across the bridge is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not terribly enticing, Monet. You're not selling it to me. What's scary about it?

[Monet X Change]

Like, the dancer there just. It just feels seedy. Like you're getting a lap dance and it just feels. I don't know, I can't describe it. Like wet dreams and the one that. Wet dreams. It's an experience. Like it feels like the one down there. Like it feels like it's like the scary strip club. Everybody looks a little off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He give me anything, Mon. Are they're on drugs or something?

[Monet X Change]

They look. They look a little me there, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. Now I understand what you're saying. So we're at the strip club and they want some strippers, but they're like. They don't want to get up and go get them themselves. And I was like, oh.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, mato, Nick, Mato. And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And m. Don't want. They, they, they. Because strippers. It was really packed last night. So the strippers are like, it takes a long time to make it to you. They're trying to make dollars at every stop, right. But they're being turned down. But by the way, I could not be a stripper because a lot of these men were just objectively hot and they're just getting turned down. Left. That would hurt my feelings. If I come up to you and I stick my ass out and you literally go, no, thank you. No, that should hurt my feelings.

[Monet X Change]

At a struggle, there's so many options. You're like, oh, I want that one. Or you don't want to blow all your money right now. You know, you have to give this dollar up. So you're like, no, thank you. But then they come back later and you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to still hurt my feelings? My feelings will be hurt. My feelings are valid. I don't think they make sense, but they're valid. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm like, okay, pick the dancer you want. I'm going to go get them and bring them over here. And this became my thing. It was very fun for me. I felt like a madam. I felt like a madam, honey. I was like, who do y'all want? My client would love a dance. I think I want to be a 60 something year old man, which is 20 something years away. I'm really not that far. Okay, 25 years away, I'll be. I'll be 60 something. 21 years away. In 21 years, I'll be 60. And I would like to have a cane, a giant fur coat, and a bunch of strippers.

[Monet X Change]

You mean a bunch of just walking around with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like, if I would go to trip, I want to be. I want to have all the strippers over on my corner.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you think that's something you want now? You think when you're 60, that's. You'll still want that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want it now. I want it when I'm 60.

[Monet X Change]

I'd say it was a thing that you think will be fierce now, but when you're 60, there's a high probability.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably not. But for right now, I know that I. I know that in my mind, that would be fierce to be in a giant fur coat with a cane, even if I don't need it with a cane, wearing a suit. But also. Do you want to strip her on you when you're wearing a suit?

[Monet X Change]

Do you want a stripper on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

While you're wearing a suit, though?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. No, that's too constricting for me at least.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like some skin on skin contact.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, so did you have fun at the CD strip club?

[Monet X Change]

No, we came. We were there for like. For like five minutes. It was myself, dejuan, Andy, and someone else. Tj. Oh, Andy's friend tj. We all went to pv. This is like last year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I know tj?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think you've ever met tj. He's Andy's bald friend from Boston. Anyway, bald's crazy. I mean, that's a big. When people say me, they're probably like the big bald. I mean, bald is a very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say this, y'all, when y'all meet us. You don't have to use the word huge. You don't have to use that. You can say tall or big. You don't have.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, you're so big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They really be saying that? I mean, I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not really bothered by it. I think. I think it's huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, have you ever gotten huge?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm not. I'm. I'm not really bothered by those. When they say it, you know, you're huge, Lebob. Compared to everyone else, we are. We are typically looking on the top of everyone's head at the thing. We are huge. We're huge ladies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the gag is, whenever I see Any footage from me with any dancers ever, Especially how Juicy Couture, baby. It looked like I was dancing with middle schoolers. It looked like. It looked like. I. I like Alyssa Edwards with Beyond Belief or whatever it is. My big ass and a bunch of tiny dyu. Little, tiny ass.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that is good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We deal with all five foot three.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we were. Yeah, we look like big ladies. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's the gown? The Ariel gown?

[Monet X Change]

I have it in storage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of my pet peeves when Monet throws things away unprompted.

[Monet X Change]

Why would I throw that away?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, that's a great question. Thank you for asking that. Brilliant question. Why would you do that, Bob?

[Monet X Change]

I throw away things that are old or they don't work anymore or they're broken or they're gonna have to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Monet can just be annoyed by it. Monet has said on this podcast. Monet has to just be annoyed. Annoyed. It doesn't have to be old. It doesn't have to be broken. Monet can just be sick of seeing it. She'll throw it away. You have said that on this podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that gold cherry pop gown was broken and old. That's why I got rid of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So do you want. So do you want to keep lying about it has to be old and broken? Because you even said on this podcast you will get rid of stuff just because. Just because you're sick of looking at it. Fully functioning.

[Monet X Change]

But I won't throw it away. Like, I'll, like, give it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You will throw it away. You're lying again. You will throw it away.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like.

[Monet X Change]

Like all dragon. Like, often like old drag. I've also done this at pg, which I don't think they like that I do it, but I think it's good. Like, lots of old jewelry and drag here. Can you open it now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This water will not open. I cannot open this water.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, tell myself make me sweat to open this mouth. Nigga, don't you go to the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's beyond that. This water. I am objectively a. I can open them up.

[Monet X Change]

Call Mitch. Mitch can open it. This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Tay. Monet. This water cannot open.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. I bet you if I was. That could open it. You know what? Save that. Save that bottle of water. Bring it back to. I will open that bottle of water on camera. Save this. Bring it back to America, bitch. How much you want to bet, Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would. I would.

[Monet X Change]

Venmo. Let's both. Venmo. Draco. $200 right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoever wins, I Will never make a bet with you until you pay me what you owe me. I'll say that right now. Until you pay me what you owe, I will never make another financial bet with you ever again.

[Monet X Change]

I say we Both send Jacob $100. Whoever can open the bottle of water gets the $200.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you looking at?

[Monet X Change]

Nothing, bitch. I'm just admiring my yard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You might be at work with me.

[Monet X Change]

I am at work with you, and we are moving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were like.

[Monet X Change]

I was saying something, and you kept me up with a fucking bottle of water when you were trying to open it big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jacob. Do you remember?

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't. God, it's gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pet peeve. Throwing stuff away.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

I do this at pg. And I don't think that. I don't think they're aware I'm doing it. I told you to bring it back and you opened it. See y'all. Because he knew us. He knew I was gonna win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now send me my $200. You said whoever can open it. Run me my money.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of my old drag and jewelry. Like, drag jewelry. Stuff I got in press boxes, like Alash and stuff like that. Like all. A lot of. I bring old costumes to Peg and I put in the thing and I put like, a sign on it saying you can have whatever you want. And it's often, always gone. A lot of girls are taking things also. I feel like at pg, this should just be a box.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even like when you drop off drag. Why would they. Why would they not like that?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, like, using it CG as my fucking. As my fucking garbage bin. Seems a little shady, but whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does it? You just making like a lost and found or like a. Like a. Take a book. Like a. Like a bookshare, basically, with jewelry and costumes. But yes.

[Monet X Change]

Long story short, I don't throw things. I mean, not just. If you throw things away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop lying. You throw things away.

[Monet X Change]

Things that aren't drag. Like. Are we talking about drag? I don't just throw it away. Things that aren't drag. Like things in my home. Yes, I will throw that away. Like, if it's just something to sit in the house, I don't have any utility for. It's been there for a long time. It's collecting dust. It doesn't work. No one is using it. Why am I keeping it? Throw it away. It's. It's a waste of space or not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

I've been dating Andy. Andy will take everything to Goodwill, which I heard Goodwill is bad. Is Bad. And there's some moral thing about Goodwills. We shouldn't be getting to Goodwill, but whatever. We take it over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Salvation Army.

[Monet X Change]

No, there's a thing about Goodwill now, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, everyone's bad and no one's good and just burn your clothes. Like, what?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on now. What are we supposed to do, y'all? Jesus Christ. Jesus. And I want to be good and do the good thing, but at some point. At some point, like, let me take stuff to Goodwill, please.

[Monet X Change]

Some pepys I have are when people don't brush their teeth in the morning. Because when you're going to interact with other people, I'm like, if you are, don't brush your teeth and you working at home, you're in your own office. Live your life. But if you don't brush your teeth and you interact with other people and you drink coffee on top of it to mask whatever it is, bitch, the funk is. Is collecting under the coffee. The coffee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you know they're not brushing their teeth? I mean, that is.

[Monet X Change]

Do you not go on TikTok? People talk about shit like this all the time. It is a thing that people don't always brush the thing in the morning. They kind of like, I haven't been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On that side of TikTok.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you get up and you just do your business and like, yeah, you drink coffee. I'm like, no, coffee doesn't mask the funk. The funk is still there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. Oh, I. I've not been on that. I thought you were just, like, asking people in the real world, like, did you brush your teeth this morning? Which would be crazy.

[Monet X Change]

No, that seems rude to ask people that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wouldn't be unbefitting of your character. I'll say that anyway, loudly and Claire. And clearly, I think I have a.

[Monet X Change]

Lot of pet peeves. I can't think of what they are right now, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I do not like. I have tons of pet peeves, you all know that. I don't like. I don't like. First of all, I don't like nervous laughter. Nervous laughter irritates the shit out of me. And I know you're not doing it on purpose, but I'm just saying it's irritating. People who nervously laugh drive me insane. Also, people pleasers. I hate. I hate to be around people pleasers, because you know why? It's not pleasing. Your behavior is not. If you are a people pleaser, I assure you, no one is pleased with your behavior. It's genuinely not pleasing.

[Monet X Change]

That's an interesting take. If you are people pleasing. The people are not pleased by what you're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your behavior, being a people pleaser is not pleasing behavior.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, in the long term, in that moment, it is pleasing, right? Like if you. Not to me, not to you, but to the person that they're trying to please, like people pleasing is not necessarily pleasing to you, but they're trying to please someone else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't think, I don't think it's like, for example, someone's like, hey guys, what do you want to eat? And then someone's like, I don't know, I just, I don't want to upset anyone. Like, for example, you know, here's a perfect example. People that's really fucking annoying, right? And this is a really small thing. Fighting over the check. That's not pleasing.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it's pleasing though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll pay. No, I'll pay. I don't want you to pay. I'll pay or something. Like when I go, when I go to hold the door, if you and I get to a spot together and let's say you got there first, I'm like, go ahead. They're like, no, you go, that's not pleasing.

[Monet X Change]

If we, if we, if we pull.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up to a, to an intersection, a four way intersection and you're letting cars pass out of turn, that's not pleasing.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's just fully breaking the laws of the road, which oftentimes people don't, people don't realize like how that works. People do not know how to operate a. Which I learned in la, how to operate a four way stop sign. People don't know how to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's pretty simple. Whoever gets there first goes first. That's. That seems really simple. If you get there first, you go first.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But then sometimes people try to be polite. Like you're saying like, like let the other person go. I'm like, no, we have to go. You are not up the entire flow of traffic because you're trying to let this person go ahead of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also there are cars behind you, Mary.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fucking their shit up.

[Monet X Change]

That's not pleasing. But you know a place in LA where it's like not L. A in Beverly Hills. Have you ever driven through there where it's like the eight way car stop? Have you seen this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've seen this. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Insane. It's like, it's every direction and also the diagonals. So it's like, who thought this was a good idea? That is Craziness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I can't keep.

[Monet X Change]

I can't keep a track of seven other. I'm like, I don't. I think they came before me. So then you start inching, then that person start inching. Then, then, then you stop, then they stop. That shit needs to be. That is the worst traffic decision that I have ever seen, Maine, anywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not good. It's not good. Also if you live in la. Oh my God, we're to la where LA girl is now turning left is insane.

[Monet X Change]

What? Turning left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turning left onto a busy street is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Like, give me an example.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, let's say you're pulling onto Santa Monica and you have to turn left, but it's not from like La Brea or Hill. You're turning left.

[Monet X Change]

You don't. You don't have a traffic light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just wild that I will be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There for 18 days or even try.

[Monet X Change]

To get across either side. Like, you're like, Santa Monica is a busy street. And they come down. The street doesn't have any traffic lights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

But listen, this, this is why I'm so happy that I learned how to drive on the east coast in New York and in la. I mean, drive to New York, because I don't give a fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will cut. I will.

[Monet X Change]

And I know this is bad. I know this is not great, but because you will never get out, I will stop the coming traffic this way and I will inch my car in. And now everyone's mad at me, but I'm going to get across. Otherwise I'm sitting there for like 20 minutes trying to cross the road. You got to be aggressive, offensive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A pet peeve of mine is people who follow too close behind other cars when driving.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that can be annoying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There should be three 1000s between you and the car in front of you, minimum, at all times. Minimum.

[Monet X Change]

Is this a law or just something you're making up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's what I believe. It might be a lot. I don't know. But I think there should be no 3 1000s. 1100-021000-31000. You in the car in front of you should not be passing the same moment in less than 3 1000.

[Monet X Change]

I think it might. I think the law, like when I redid my California for anything, I think it's either two cars or three cars. One of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think it also changes based on like the. Yeah, like this. Because the distance changes with the speed. Right? So three if you. If the car. If the car in front of you is passing spot and then you pass this by 11000 after them. You're way too close. You are way too close.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does that make sense to you?

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't make sense but I think like. But I think three cars with is always a safe like whether it's fast or slow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, three cars with is insane if you're on. If you're on a street that's not that long like a, like a small street. Three cars is insane. Maybe three cars back is crazy. What if I say do it in time, do it in time as opposed to doing it in an actual distance.

[Monet X Change]

Let's take a break and what's going. We'll talk about your timing later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Will that be cash or credit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Why did you stop being a vigilante?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The line was crossed.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

I'm looking up the la how many cars with should you be legally driving in the United States? The legal width for most vehicles is. Oh, not the width of actual cars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you look up the distance? It should be the distance between the car in front of you and the car and your car.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll say it. Just say it to me. So that's what I was saying. Yeah, depends how fast you're going. So, like, one car for every mile per hour you're going.

[Monet X Change]

So if you're going 60 miles an.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hour, that's 60 cars. That doesn't make sense. Six cars, 66 cars.

[Monet X Change]

That's a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I guess maybe that's a lot. I think three. Listen, in my humble opinion, this is not legal advice. Rewriting the 3 1000, 3 1000s is 1 1000. So. So if the car in front of you is crossing over this intersection, you should pass that car, three 1,000 next. So it'd be, boom, one 1,000, two 1,000, three 1,000, then you cross the same distance, in my humble opinion.

[Monet X Change]

Do you. Do you. Do you address pet peeves of loved ones?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I know the answer to this question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm actually really chill. I don't actually kind of. I don't say anything. I just kind of let things go under the radar. I'm just chill about it. I'm a people pleaser.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I address things immediately, immediately, immediately. The fecter, which I do think that people think is confrontational. And it is, but I think. I think you've actually gotten there for me. You used to be less confrontational when I first met you.

[Monet X Change]

No, I just think it's as I've gotten. Yes, I was. I think it's just as I've gotten, like, older in life. I think that. I think age really teaches you a lot about, like, what you're willing to put up with and what you will. When I was a younger. 20 something. 20. What you met when I was 22? How old was I when you met me? 20? Yeah, like 20. No, 21. You met me when I was 22. I was, like, fresh out of college. I was such a. I was such a little oomph.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little what? Oomph.

[Monet X Change]

Oomph.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is a oomph?

[Monet X Change]

It's a. What does it stand for? Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of my followers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that's how that's used. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I thought oomph meant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it means one of my followers. It's like, people would be like, oh, one of my followers is a so and so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But I feel like on TikTok, on X, I would see, like, look at this oomph. And I feel like I've seen the context of it being a little sub. But I think maybe because that's. Maybe that was the context of the porn Twitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that person was. Maybe one of their followers is a sub.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like I always see it in that context on Twitter, though. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should watch a lot of porn on Twitter.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I've shifted to OnlyFans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Somebody. Hey. Speaking of. Okay, speaking of pet peeves, when I log into your only Fans, if the content you have on there is something I could see on Instagram, not only am I unfollowing, I'm blocking you only fans on all platforms. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it should be. I mean, it's whatever you want your content to be. Sure. But yeah, if I'm going to OnlyFans, I'm expecting a certain type of explicit content. For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Especially if you're insinuating or if I log into OnlyFans, I have to pay $5 a month, and then I get in there and you're. Then there's still no nudity and you're trying to make me pay an extra $15 to see your genitals.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I don't see those often, though, so I haven't seen it, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That upsets me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Can you let us. Can you illuminate us on an OnlyFans creator that has disappointed you recently?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, to be honest, I actually haven't been on OnlyFans in a long time because for a while, you couldn't use Twitter to log into OnlyFans. At least from my phones. Both of my phones. I could not do it. So when I would go to login, it kept redirecting me back to this weird page. So I was off OnlyFans for, like, three or four months because I could not log into my only fans.

[Monet X Change]

Off of only fans is crazy. What about just for Fans?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never used it once.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be just for fans for sure. Because sometimes some people, they don't. They don't do only Fans, and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don'T go and I don't see their stuff.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'll log in for sure, because I want to see what will make you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what. What is like, let me. Right now. If I think you're. If I'm moderately interested. If your only fan is less than $5, I'm signing up immediately. Immediately.

[Monet X Change]

Mine's less than 10, but I'll. I'll unsubscribe right away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, hey, Putting the Monae and Monet.

[Monet X Change]

But if you are 10.99, I'm not doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not even. Not even though. Also, I will look at I here's. I will also look at the price and I will look at how many videos and posts you have. If you have over a ousand, I'll pay 2.99.

[Monet X Change]

He's making a list to check it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you have 15 posts, I'll see you in a couple of months.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, sure. For sure. Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll see you in a couple of months when you build up your, your, your resume. I'll come back and see you. Because I'm like, I'm not paying $10 to look at 10 to look at five pictures.

[Monet X Change]

But I was ask them I would do it. And then the content was great. It'll expire. And you know what, I'll come back three months, three months from now and be like, oh, I want to check to see what's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I always subscribe and I subscribe immediately.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I will forget.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, 100% and I'll come back later on to see. Oh, look at that. Oh, oh, oh, that's nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have any of creators you want to shout out?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not even one? You don't want to. You want to big up nobody? You don't. You don't want to support people in their small business?

[Monet X Change]

No. Do they, do they support me on their small business?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably. You don't know?

[Monet X Change]

Well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not one person you want to shout out? That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn you cold blooded Monet. When did you become such a mean bitch?

[Monet X Change]

When I met you. It's about the time it happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And look how profitable your life has been since you met me.

[Monet X Change]

Something. We posted another Wicked trailer Wicked podcast. And the comments were like, y'all, Jacob and Bob, y'all have got to chew on the Wicked. I was like, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, to be clear, there were a few like that and the other folks were like. And then other folks were like, people come in like being. Speak for yourself. There were lots of comments being like. There were like three or four being like, I can't. And then it was not. Bob will count them together. So. So that Monet will not hyperbolize to you all.

[Monet X Change]

Bob will diminish yalls voices.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I will. Especially when Monet's inflating them and lying.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay. Going in order. Do we actually talk about oh the whole time? There's something else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's more. This one is about the musicals. And then. Oh well, I hit up the person. Unfortunate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what that means. Subsequently sent me into orbit and. Oh, okay. Rafa, Rafa X. Enough with Wicked, please. That's one. Ok. And then the next one says, is there another one about Wicked? Smiling, crying face? I don't know. That's. That's. I'm not sure what that is. Monet. I'm screaming Monet name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now let's discuss these. You're skipping over. You're skipping over stuff like.

[Monet X Change]

Aren't these. Aren't of that stuff like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, El. Her family moved to Quadling country after she has numerous outbursts in childhood. Her mother. You're. You're missing. You tell. You're skipping over all the ones that are saying they love it.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. I haven't even gotten it yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's one that says, monet's right. We're over the Wicked content. The next comment says, speak for yourself.

[Monet X Change]

That's three. Opposed to someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His one says, more Wicked. More Wicked. More Wicked. Exclamation points. Yeah. Monae, stop standing. You're embarrassing.

[Monet X Change]

You said there were only four. I've already counted three. I'm only like, in a. A quarter through the comments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, here we go.

[Monet X Change]

Ry. This is the fourth one. Literally been talking about Wicked so much. Laugh my ass off. And now it's a Quadling one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did not say it's a bad thing. They just said they talk about Wicked so much that you're. You're. You're equating that to something bad. Okay. You're.

[Monet X Change]

You're equating it to something good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I did not. I didn't describe it to anything. You did.

[Monet X Change]

So. So we're saying rise a neutral party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you're skipping over all the ones there. You're skipping over every comment. They are loving the by the way. And I just want to be clear about one more thing. Who brought up Wicked just now? I brought it up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not doing a whole podcast about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I want to ask again. Monet keeps acting like me and Jacob are the ones who watch it. But I want to ask y'all, in the comments, who almost every time we've talked about Wicked, you brought it up.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. And A.B. which is the fourth comment? You're telling me that. Oh, no, that's on my London cast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

No, Monet's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go look him. Shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

Who the fuck won war? AB Says, Monet's right. We're over the Wicked content. Jacob and Bob start both. Jacob and Bob can start their own musical theater podcast if y'all want, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, why are you skipping over all the comments? That are enjoying the content. Why are you skipping over those? That's my only question.

[Monet X Change]

Because you started. It's just saying there were only three or four comments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said they were like three or four. I didn't say.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said. But. But the point is. But you're skipping over all the ones that are enjoying it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm here to pounce it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're skipping over the ones that are like, Speak for yourself. I'm enjoying this content.

[Monet X Change]

So you count those. I'm counting the ones you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, if you're sick of talking about Wicked, stop talking about Wicked. You keep bringing it up.

[Monet X Change]

This is not about Wicked. This is about our podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're sick of talking about Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

Stop talking about podcasts, not Wicked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Podcast. About what, though?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which podcast?

[Monet X Change]

Our lives a sipping rivalry. The rivalry is about us doing Wicked a lot on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then why do you keep bringing up Wicked?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not bringing up. I'm bringing up our podcast, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But which podcast are you talking about? Which one? Which episode?

[Monet X Change]

The one about Wicked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

About what podcast, though? Siblings rivalry. It is fair game on this podcast, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have done over a thousand. You can talk about any episode. We've done over a thousand. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And you know what? Any episode, including this one. Correct. So is this not one of our episodes? Or is it not? Is it not? Or is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. And you're bringing up Wicked. And I can almost guarantee, y'all, that the next time Wicked is brought up on this podcast, I can almost guarantee without a shadow of a doubt that Monet will be the one.

[Monet X Change]

It will be you. It will be you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's been you. It's been you. No, it's you.

[Monet X Change]

You're the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the one you want. It's her. It's her. Right.

[Monet X Change]

Case category. Clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mo, wait real quick, before we actually, before we jump back in, Jacob, did you flag Jay about the one about literally every rude girl? Is it not happening? Well, we. We need someone to do it. Okay, whatever. We'll talk about a second. Okay, so macaroni and cheese.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are your touring pet peeves?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, touring pet peeves. I'm not having a meal after the show. Like, if I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your favorite meal after the show?

[Monet X Change]

I like it on tour. I like to kind of keep it clean as much as possible. I like a grilled chicken salad, a grill, a grilled chicken Caesar salad, and if I feel real spicy, I also normally get from a bar or something. I'll get some wings. Also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love wings. This one lady on Twitter said, black people, can we leave wings back in 2024?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then someone said, bitch, we about to leave you back in 2024.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Why? Why, why, why, why, why, why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why she said it. I. I didn't. I didn't interview her about it, but she was like, can we leave wings back in 2024? Maybe she don't like wings.

[Monet X Change]

I love a wing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love. I can't imagine liking meat and not liking wings. Like, if you're like, I'm a vegetarian or something, but, like, I can't fathom a world where someone's like, I. I do like the way chicken tastes, but I just don't like wings. That does. I might. I literally can't even. That doesn't make sense to me.

[Monet X Change]

Ty says that the best hot wings. The best wings in LA are Hot Wing Hot Wings Cafe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the one over on Melrose.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know where it's at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never been there. Yeah, it's on Melrose. It's right across from the Orange Theory.

[Monet X Change]

Is it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never been. Should we go? Should we try to find the best wings in la?

[Monet X Change]

I mean. Yeah, I'm down. I've still never had Dave's Hot Chicken, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I never had Dave's Hot chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you like hot chicken, though? Like Tennessee Hot Chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Is it. Is that a rub or is it dripping in sauce?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a oil and a rub. So they're kind of oily and they have rub on them.

[Monet X Change]

I never. No, I never had that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've had them. I've had. Obviously I've had Tennessee Hot Chicken. It gets. But, I mean, Dave's High gets pretty hot. I have a video with Nick that you all can go check out on the. On Nick's YouTube page where we ate days hot chicken and Nick was dying a thousand deaths. Like a thousand.

[Monet X Change]

You give Nick's a mayonnaise, they're like, oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick was freaking out at Medium and I'm not kidding.

[Monet X Change]

Nick is wild on his food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Spicy like that. It's just a little. Gives a little flavor. He probably came without his food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, I'm telling you, Medium. He went crazy at Medium. So the other day I was online with this girl and she told me that she had that. I. I don't know why. I just did not believe her. I just didn't believe her. She said that she had not seen Picture, video, tweet, Instagram, YouTube, seen hide nor tail of DJ Khaled in 10 years. I didn't believe her. Like, what world do you live in where you can escape DJ Khaled like that?

[Monet X Change]

I will say he not like. I feel like he was really popular like before Pandemic for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You haven't seen these kind of face in 10 years.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, 10 years is a little crazy. But I would say in the past, like three, four years, I don't think I've seen him much at all. But also I don't listen to this type of music. I'm not in. I'm not in. I don't watch TV shows or listen to artists that have DJ Khaled in. So I'm not, you know, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to the Khaled music either. But I have seen his face, like for example, sometimes. Because someone who, who I can't stop seeing even though I do not listen to their music or do not see them. Like that guy. Oh, I keep seeing her. I keep seeing Serena Carpenter. I'm not seeking her music out. I keep seeing her. Now granted, she's right now she's of the moment, but in the past 10 years, DJ Khaled has been of the moment. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's Blake Shelton. I feel like I see Blake Shelton all the time. I don't listen to the country, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don'T listen to Drake. I do not listen to Drake.

[Monet X Change]

Drake, Blake Shelton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about. I don't talk about a different person. I don't. I moved to Drake. I don't listen to Drake, but I can't stop seeing him.

[Monet X Change]

I see Kendrick Lamar a lot too. And I'm not, I'm not a big Kendrick Lamar, but he's also of the moment. Like he had like, they're very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're very of the moment. But to say you have not seen a picture like she's like, he has not crawled across my screen in 10 years. I don't believe. I just don't believe you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't believe you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For me, a touring pet peeve. Even though you didn't ask me what's.

[Monet X Change]

Your touring pet peeve?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. It's like pulling teeth around here to get one lousy compliment. What's that from?

[Monet X Change]

No idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake, you can go that. It's like pulling teeth around to get one lousy compliment. Anyway, I, I really don't like girls who talk too long than being great.

[Monet X Change]

And what's too long?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Golden girls. Thank you for Me too long is. Okay, let's have. I'm gonna show you what I think is a great meet and greet. You'll be. You'll be the fan. I'll be Bobby Ragwin. Okay. Hey. Welcome.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. You're huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I'm very, very tall. Is this your first time? What's your name?

[Monet X Change]

Janessa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, Janessa. This is your first time seeing me?

[Monet X Change]

No, Janessa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Janessa. I thought I said Janessa. Is this your first time seeing me?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, my first time seeing you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, but I love this shirt. It's really cute.

[Monet X Change]

Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that? Is that, like, a scene? Like a. Like a. Like a landscape?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, so it's a watercolor that I quilted into the shearling top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's so cute. All right, let's do a picture real quick. You ready?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, I just have to tell you one of my favorite moments from Drag Race. Okay, so you were on the episode when you. When Michelle called your drag Ratchet, and, like, I just love the way that you, like, embraced it, and, like, you, like, took it, and you, like, took the moment, and you, like, just became really empowered, and, like, I just love that moment, and it made me feel strong. I feel like I could do that in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you, Julissa. That's really sweet. Let's do the picture real quick.

[Monet X Change]

Janessa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, damn.

[Monet X Change]

You don't say my name. Ain't you from New York? You know how to say Janessa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am not from New York. I lived in New York.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but you be. But you be calling yourself an iconic New Yorker. So is you not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Janessa a name that's native to New York or something, you dumb bitch? Why the would you ask if Janessa is a name from New York?

[Monet X Change]

Because it was New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Janessa have the highest. Does New York have the highest amount of Janessa's?

[Monet X Change]

I bet. What's your little fucking Google Pixel that. That probably don't get no motherfucking service. Look it the fuck up, Janessa from. From. From. From Puerto Rico in the Bronx. What's good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say as a quick timeout. Interesting for Monet. Slander. Google Pixel, y'all. Go to Monet's Google Pixel commercial. Anyway, back in the scene. That was crazy. That was a crazy take from a Google Pixel sponsor. That was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You can get your Google pixels [e-mail], y'all. They're great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, I do quick. But the girls who are, like, they're doing too much. That interaction was too long. That was too Long. What's your name? A genuine compliment. I asked you a question about yourself. We take a picture, I say thank you. And I can do all that in about a minute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty quick at meet and greets. Cause, yeah, I run a fast meet and greet, but I get all the information and no one feels short. We all have a good time. And because again, there are a lot of people in line trying to get their thing. And then when you spend longer with someone, it could make someone else feel like, oh, I didn't get that amount of time. So I try to keep it as even as possible with everyone. So everyone feels like they got the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Meet and greet is before the show, there's a show happening afterwards. There are people waiting in the lobby. Sometimes they're waiting outside. If the lobby's not big enough, they're just literally waiting outside during the meet and greet. Yeah. And I think it's inconsiderate to people in the. At the back of the line. If you're taking so much time with the people with each person, you're taking way too much time.

[Monet X Change]

Also, the girlies, they, like, there's like a professional photographer taking pictures of someone taking pictures. And then they get their phone back. They're like, oh, before I leave, I'm gonna take my phone out. Can you please just do a video for my sister? She was gonna get tickets, but she didn't wanna waste her money to see you. But can you just please do a video with her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be crazy. When I said they don't wanna waste their money to see. That would be insane.

[Monet X Change]

That's kinda what I'm saying. But, like, yeah, my sister. I came out to the show. My sister is off today. She's off. She's actually, like, to her three days off this week. And she's really rich and she could afford to buy tickets, but she didn't wanna come and get tickets for the show. So can you take a video for her? I'm like, you know, I hate when.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People come to the show and they go, I couldn't get anyone to come with me. You ever gotta say that? I couldn't get. I couldn't convince a single person to come to this show, if you can believe it. I, like, I was begging every. I offered to buy tickets. They all said no. Anyway, Say hi to my mom. She doesn't really know you, but take a picture for her anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, that's the thing. Tell me, tell me. Take a video picture for someone that has no idea who I Am. I'm like, why? Why? Do you know what I recently gotten into?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you recently got into be a.

[Monet X Change]

Pet peeve of mine when that I would do to myself, I was be mad at myself that I wasn't stopping the behavior. I would, like, get chips and I would never buy bag chip closers. So my chips, I just crumpled the bag and rolled it up in there. Yeah. A bag clip. Yes. And so I finally got some back and I finally got some of them. And now all my chips stay fresh in the cupboard while I. That they're experiencing their lives.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta keep it a buck with you. I have never had a bag of chips last that long. I don't think I've ever had a bag of chips get stale unless I literally, like, forgot the bag was there, like, in the back seat of my car or something. I have never had a bag of chips last long enough in my home to go stale ever. If y'all, anyone Monet knows, anyone who's been to my house knows I do not have groceries. I don't keep groceries in the house. We do not have groceries because I. I just eat everything.

[Monet X Change]

Eat me everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monat eats me everything. Nick is so funny. Nick, honestly. Hey, with that one. See, I ain't even going to lie.

[Monet X Change]

How are y'all? So y'all. So. So the friend group went to PV and like, I was a. And I'm not there. Obviously I'm here at home. But they all got different hotel rooms. And I was like, guys, it would have been such a better trip. And I think in the future we can organize this if we just all do one big airb and be together. Because our friend group thrives, we can all just kind of be in the same space together doing playing games, watching videos and stuff together. But when everyone is different, hotel rooms. So the only communal place y'all can really get together is at dinner and at the beach, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but how do you have plans for a trip you're not even on? How do you have opinions on the planet?

[Monet X Change]

Because we've been trying to plan a trip for. Well, we try to plan in 30 days. And what are y'all doing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so I think the issue is that somebody in the friend group, who I'm not gonna name, but somebody wants to have trade, but also is self conscious about bringing trade back to a public Airbnb. Would you bring trade back to Airbnb, Ma? I would.

[Monet X Change]

I totally would. But I would make sure I got a room close to the front. So y'all don't have to see. Y'all don't have to always be my business because y'all don't need to kill me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't pick the room. We all pick rooms together.

[Monet X Change]

Y'all don't need to see me getting two or three train and fucking. Y'all need to see three niggas roll up into everything at 1, 2, or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

3Am I wanna ride that train.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know what song that even is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I want to ride that dre and ride it. Oh, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. It's like a 90s song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You ever had, like, a particularly, like, whore y experience and you look back and say, like, oh, my God, I cannot believe that I was just being such a whore. You ever think. Feel like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are all my. I'm pretty hoary all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, in terms of the volume of trade that's happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've had a few really successful days, but usually I would say this. I be horny, but after I've done it once, I will need, like, 12 hours before I want to do it again.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't always come. Like, if I'm hooking up with someone, if. If. Like, if I don't come, I will. I will be five deep, six deep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's understandable. But I feel like if you're bottoming, you don't always come. But I feel like if the top doesn't come, the bottom gets really disappointed, and it doesn't feel like a good experience for them.

[Monet X Change]

Or if it's side. If it's. If it's side behavior, like, I'll do side stuff, and that person come, and then they'll be like, well, I want you to come. I'll be like, no, no, it's okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's because the guy.

[Monet X Change]

When they're too stacked on top of each other, and I'm like. And I'm looking at the clock, I'm like, nigga, you need to go. And I tried to just ask them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If they want to be. If they want to have a guest star.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't want. I don't want cross pollination. I just. That's too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you gonna fuck three niggas in one day. But you don't want cross pollination. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want them to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I guess I'm doing the. I don't need them to know. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I do threesomes.

[Monet X Change]

No, I have not. The last threesome, I had was when I used to go to bath part. I have not had a threesome since a bath. Since, like, I used to go to bath houses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever walked in on. Have you ever been the guest star in the text? That's already happening.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, at a bathhouse. Yes, But I'm grappling with it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been there before, and I feel like. I feel like a celebrity guest star on a Disney show. Wait, when they walk in there and be like, woo.

[Monet X Change]

Someone was hooking up and they told you to come over? And then was it like a situation, like, doors open, just come in, or you rang the bell?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So someone told me to come over. They were like, I'm already hooking up with this guy. And then like, you can come over. So I actually. I actually got there first.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the other guy was getting ready, and then the other guy showed up. Then the third guy showed up when I was there, but he was in the bathroom getting ready. Now, they had already been hooking up, like, in the past. They had. They had, like, a history hooking up. This is, like, my first time hooking up with this guy. And then we ended up getting it on, but then I had to go to a show. I had some. Some comedy to do, so I had to leave, like, right into the. I had to leave, like, almost immediately. It was so annoying. And the guy was getting ready for a long time. And then, like, immediately we had to go, like, almost immediately. It was so annoying.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I try to. I try to. If I'm having multiple appointments, I try to stack them. Like, I try to a lot for the time, but sometimes, you know, things just lead to another and things go longer than it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before we go, can you please tell them about your.

[Monet X Change]

No. Move on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cut that part out. Loop it.

[Monet X Change]

You're so rude, Jay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're not afraid of Monet, you'll loop it.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Jay and I have respect for each other in our friendship. We're not like you and your friend. They're just disrespectful. We have respect for each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Friend. You talking about you? What do you mean? Meal or friend? Are you talking about yourself, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

No, your other friends. Because we're not friends. I said friends. We are not friends. We're coworkers. Don't ever. Don't ever fucking forget that. We are not friends, bitch. We are co workers, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you ever call me your paw.

[Monet X Change]

Don't you ever call me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is on your check.

[Monet X Change]

I never call me your fucking friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who signs your checks.

[Monet X Change]

Monet X. Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who signs your checks?

[Monet X Change]

Don't you ever call me your friend again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ever. Who signs your checks? Look at.

[Monet X Change]

Look at your check.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See whose name is on it forever? You know what name is signed on your checks? Donald. No, I'm kidding. All right. Actually. Actually, it's Donald. All right, y'all, thank you. Thank you so much for coming, for listening.

[Monet X Change]

See y'all next time. Bye.