The One About Phones

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Phones"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: October 16, 2024
Episode Theme: A Hilarious, Wandering Dive Into Phones, Technology, and Drag Queen Banter

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry, titled "The One About Phones," delivers trademark hilarious, rapid-fire banter between Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change. While the episode nominally revolves around phones and technology, the duo—which boasts infectious chemistry—covers a sprawling range of topics: family calls, gym etiquette, early cell phones, technology’s impact on kids, political commentary, and (of course) juicy shade-throwing and playful call-outs.

Listeners can expect a blend of sharp insights, personal stories, and plenty of quotable, laugh-out-loud moments—plus a recurring meta joke about how little time they actually spend discussing phones.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Speaking With Family and Saying Goodbye (01:40–03:35)

• The episode opens with Monét introducing her grandmother to Bob.
• They riff on the extended, multi-part process of saying goodbye on the phone:

  "Saying goodbye is a five minute process." – Bob (02:36) "If I want to say goodbye [to my mom], I have to start 20 minutes early." – Monét (02:45)

• Monét describes the phenomenon of family sharing stories only when trying to hang up.

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2. Gym Talk, Hookup Etiquette, and Personal Hygiene (03:39–06:37)

• Monét admits to podcasting straight from the gym, still unshowered.
• The queens debate "fresh from the gym" hookups versus "straight from the club."

  "I don't like the smell of deodorant...I want you to taste like body lotion." – Monét (04:16) "Some people, I would absolutely do like a post workout situation." – Bob (04:47)

• Hilarious stories follow about dancing, childhood, and self-affirmation:

  "I do think I look really cute. That’s me affirming myself. The affirmation of myself is not an attack on you." – Monét (06:28)

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3. Childhood Clumsiness & Debating Memory (06:37–09:47)

• Both hosts reminisce about childhood injuries—scabbed knees, falling incidents.
• Epic bickering about who remembers a past incident (did Monét fall off a chair, or was the chair pulled out?).

  "No, I’m not redacting shit." – Monét (09:41) “That is fake news. That is fake news.” – Bob (08:17)

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4. Assistant Stories & Drag Memories (10:07–12:48)

• Bob recounts running into Monét’s old assistant, while Monét runs into Kim Chi’s past assistant, now a drag queen.
• The discussion covers early days performing at gay bars and mutual support pre-Drag Race.

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5. Scat Humor and Bottoming Mishaps (12:48–15:55)

• The duo veers into adult territory discussing "painting" and the hazards of bottoming.
• Monét relates a disastrous post-douche subway ride:

  "It was clear a second ago...and baby, what made it out on the other side of the train was not clear." – Monét (14:46)

• Bob: "I'm not keeping your fucking load in...as soon as the load is entered in me, I will always get it out." (15:29)

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6. Fitness: Hate It or Love It? (16:35–17:24)

• Monét confesses she still hates working out, despite years of doing it.

  "It’s not a hoot. It’s not a holler...It has never been fun, ever." – Monét (17:07)

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7. Phones, Technology, and Generational Divides (18:37–24:59)

Are iPads ruining kids?

• Bob frames the “tech is ruining kids” debate as the new “TV is rotting your brain.”

  "iPads ruining our kids’ minds is the new TVs." – Bob (19:13)

• Both recall adults’ similar warnings about new media, even books ("When the printing press was made, people said books would destroy society." – Monét, 21:44).

Kids Outsmarting Adults

• They delight over a video of a girl asking Google for Chuck E. Cheese hours to prove her mom wrong (22:03–23:23).

  "That shit sent me to the moon." – Monét (22:45)

• Debate about parental controls and how kids can sidestep them.

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8. Coding, Computer Skills, and School Generations (26:32–28:25)

• Bob notes kids are now taught coding, unlike their school years (except for "typing" on Mavis Beacon).
• Monét brags about Excel proficiency, Bob counters that he too could "write in MLA and APA and even use Chicago," though admits they've both forgotten most of it.

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9. First Cell Phone Stories (30:09–32:28)

• Bob and Monét discuss their first cell phones—both had Kyoceras.
• Debate ensues over who paid for their phone and at what age.

  “Your first cell phone was 18? That seems late.” – Bob (30:57) "I paid for my first cell phone with my money." – Monét (31:58)

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10. Remembering Phone Numbers in the Smartphone Era (36:51–39:25)

• Lamenting the lost art of memorizing phone numbers.

  "I know my aunt's number, my mom's, my brother's, and I know your number. Weird. I don't know why." – Bob (37:00)

• Monét admits to relying entirely on GPS now, and a spirited debate follows about people who “over-GPS” familiar places—Bob’s pet peeve.

  "Andy does not need a GPS to get to the Target over here. He just will not go anywhere without GPSing it." – Bob (39:43)

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11. Music Censorship and Cultural Change (41:01–43:54)

• The queens are shocked to learn the original, uncensored lyrics to Black Eyed Peas’ “Let’s Get It Started.”

  "Go look it up and gag in your ear." – Monét (41:28)

• Discussion on the evolution of appropriate language (“the R word”) and their personal awareness.

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12. The "Phone Call in a Room" Call-Out Showdown (44:59–51:00)

• Bob asserts that Monét notoriously answers phone calls in the middle of a group and makes it “a thing.”
• Live, Monét calls mutual friends (Jacob, Andy, Tyler, Kennedy) for verdicts. Mixed evidence emerges:

  “That's not the question. Have I done it? Yes. I'm not saying I have not done it. You would say that I always do it.” – Monét (47:35) "You are at a JD Vance level of lying, of spinning..." – Monét (51:33)

• The segment becomes a spiral of semantics, shade, goalpost-moving, and live fact-checking, showcasing their friendly competitiveness and quippy style.

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13. Political Commentary and Cognitive Dissonance (52:00–61:27)

• Discussion turns to the Trump campaign and media distrust:

  “I don't understand why it’s an option to not fact check [the debates].” – Bob (51:42) “He has given them so much distrust in the media, it is now spreading over into liberal and leftist spaces...” – Monét (56:12)

• Commentary on the zealotry of MAGA supporters, cognitive dissonance, and the dangers of echo chambers.

  "I have a theory with a lot of these maggots...they've lost too much to give up now." – Monét (54:22) "At your core, there is some level of hatred...when you side and align with Donald Trump." – Bob (59:16)

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14. Outrageous Outtro, Plugging the Patreon, and Final Shade (63:04–end)

• Bob jests about “talking about phones”—finally ending its near-absence as the episode theme.

  "I've been seeing the comments: ‘they only talked about phones for like two minutes.’ Yes, bitch. Welcome to the show." – Bob (63:04)

• The duo encourages fans to join their Patreon for more content, exclusive early access, and to participate in their infamous tiebreakers.
• Monét and Bob close with another round of fake feuding over TikTok competition, “goalpost-moving,” and shade about each other’s eating/nutrition habits:

  “What you want to do is mind your fucking business.” – Monét (67:56)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “No, I’m not redacting shit.” – Monét, on defending her story (09:41)
• "It's not a hoot. It's not a holler... It has never been fun, ever." – Monét on working out (17:07)
• “I pressed this little circle right here.” – Bob, mimicking a child using Google to fact-check parents (23:01)
• “That shit sent me to the moon.” – Monét, reacting to the Chuck E. Cheese kid (22:45)
• “Andy does not need a GPS... He will not go anywhere without GPSing it.” – Bob, on annoying GPS habits (39:43)
• "You are at a JD Vance level of lying." – Monét, turning the political cutdown on Bob (51:26)
• “He has given them so much distrust in the media, it is now spreading over into liberal and leftist spaces…” – Monét (56:12)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 01:40 – 03:35: Family phone calls and saying goodbye
• 03:39 – 06:37: Gym talk, club hookups, and personal hygiene
• 12:48 – 15:55: Adult content: bottoming mishaps and scat humor
• 18:37 – 24:59: Are phones and technology "ruining kids"?
• 30:09 – 32:28: First cell phone memories and generational contrasts
• 36:51 – 39:25: Memorizing phone numbers and the reliance on GPS
• 44:59 – 51:00: The "taking calls in a room" live fact-check experiment
• 52:00 – 61:27: Trump, fact-checking, and media trust
• 63:04 – 64:43: Meta-commentary about podcasting style + Patreon plug

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Episode Tone and Takeaways

Tone: Razor-sharp, playful, self-referential, and irrepressibly camp—even when touching on heavier topics like politics and media.

For New Listeners:
Expect a meandering journey. The “phones” theme sets the stage for a much wider conversation about lives lived at the intersection of fame, friendship, queerness, and pop culture.

For Fans:
This is classic Sibling Rivalry: shade, laughter, competing memories, digressive debates, and drag queen wisdom. If you’re new and wanted just a “phone episode,” as Bob and Monét say: “Welcome to the show.”

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Sibling Rivalry continues to deliver the irreverence and realness its fans love—whether or not they ever actually stay on-topic.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Close your eyes. Exhale.

[Monet X Change]

Feel your body relax.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm Monet X James, and this is simply rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, we meet Monet's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

grandmother, we talk about phones, and we

[Monet X Change]

find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not redacting shit. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Monet X Change]

That is so iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to say hi to the people?

[Monet X Change]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say hi.

[Monet X Change]

They can hear you. Hi, everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, y'.

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All.

[Monet X Change]

This is my grandma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi, Grandma. You haven't met my friend Bob. Next time you come to la, you have to meet my friend Bob.

[Monet X Change]

And when am I. When I. When am I coming to la? Next week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love that if you came next week.

[Monet X Change]

I, you know, next week is iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When y' all come back from St. Lucia, we're playing.

[Monet X Change]

Hi, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hi.

[Monet X Change]

I can't wait to meet you. Likewise. Likewise. Okay, Grandma, now that I have another one to pray for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, pray for Bob, Grandma. He needs it for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's get it cooking. Okay, I will share, kids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will share.

[Monet X Change]

But call me back, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will. Love you.

[Monet X Change]

Love you good. Bye, Mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have a good day.

[Monet X Change]

Bye, Grandma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye. All right, girl. All the people, they will.

[Monet X Change]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your family do this saying goodbye. This is a very condensed version. Saying goodbye is a five minute process. We.

[Monet X Change]

Well, with my mother, I used to have to say if I want to take a bite, I have to start at 20 minutes early because she has a bunch of stories. She has to get out. Because by the way, the whole time before, we were just on the phone in silence, absolute silence, listening to each other breathe. And then somehow, somewhere, she mustered up all these ideas and stories she wanted to tell me. As soon as I say, I gotta go, she goes, okay, well, you know, Cameo did his first game. He played the trumpet, I mean, the drums at his first game. So that was nice. Okay, thank you, mama. Go ahead and head out. And you know, Steve, I'm like, oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my God, this is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Like, why was none of this being discussed when we were just literally listening to each other breathing the phone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you so blue today?

[Monet X Change]

I actually wore this to the gym and I've not showered. I normally, like, try to dress up a little bit nicer for the podcast, but if you want the honest truth, my clothes are downstairs and I'm upstairs and I just, I didn't have it in me to go downstairs and get a shirt. So I am still gymmed up. Every. Anyone who gets a whiff of me now is going to get a whiff of what I was doing at the gymnasium today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I have a question. When you hook up, right, Are you. Do you like. I think we've talked about this before. I can't remember. Do you like. I know you don't like fresh out the shower, like, smelling like, all the

[Monet X Change]

things I don't mind fresh out of the shower. I don't like it. That's not quite. I don't, I just don't. I don't like the smell of deodorant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's specifically deodorant now, so I want you to taste like body lotion. I don't want. I don't. I do not want to taste perfume on your body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you, Would you. Would you be into like a fresh out the gym? Like, both of you just woke up. Like, y' all are like, like, I finished my workout at 10 o', clock, we're hooking up at 10:05. Would you be into that?

[Monet X Change]

No, but I would hook up with someone straight from the club, though, which is essentially the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would, I would. I mean, it depends on the person. I think there's some people, like, I would. Or actually not the person. It depends on my mood. Some people, I would absolutely do like a post workout situation with something I think that could be hot.

[Monet X Change]

It's not really my thing, but straight from the. Straight from the club is the same thing as straight from the gym? No, for me, I'd be on the floor sweating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, yeah, yeah. When you be out there dancing, you do be going in.

[Monet X Change]

I don't be at the club in the corner. Like, I be on the dance floor dancing. So wedding you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you. One of my favorite moments of all was when him, Thorgy and I were in Birmingham, the uk. I think it had to be that haters, that comedy tour thing.

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And we were.

[Monet X Change]

That's the club where Aquaria was asked to leave for. In Trekkies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trekkies? Yeah, Trekkies, whatever they call them. It was jog joggers. Trekkies or whatever. Spring, summer joggers. And we were joggers. We were at this club. And y', all, Bob is on this dance floor dancing like it was a dance dance revolution. This n is. His clothes were sweating like he jumped in a pool. And his hat. Cause you know Bob, he always a little craz. The hat was off, the hat was wet. You were getting your best life that night.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I looked really cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did look cute. No one said you didn't look cute.

[Monet X Change]

There wasn't a statement about you. It was just me observing myself as cute. That wasn't an attack on you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know what? I'm taking all the. All the parts of it because you hold them like, did you do this? The thing you do that makes me feel like you go, well, you know what? And I think. I think I looked really cute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I do think I look really cute. That's me affirming myself. The affirmation of myself is not an attack on you. It's just me affirming myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put your leg down.

[Monet X Change]

If you feel that way, we can have that conversation, too. Honestly, I thought my knees would be more busted up by the time of my life. I felt like as a kid, I had always had scabs on my knees. I felt like as a child, I was just constantly. And I don't know what the fuck I could have been doing to have that many scabs on. I just remember that I have feeling of what it feels like to have a scab at your knee. It's. It's. That feeling is so accessible and so ready for me to. It's so tangible for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you a clumsy kid?

[Monet X Change]

No, not really. I wasn't particularly clumsy, but I just always had scabs on my knees. Falling off bikes, falling off on the ground, getting pushed down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carpet burn. I was a clumsy kid and I

[Monet X Change]

had a carpet burn since I was a Child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was a clumsy kid. I was always falling around. I was always stumbling.

[Monet X Change]

I was just covered in scabs. Maybe I was clumsy. I just didn't realize it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little Deadpool. Deadpool, the drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

I've always thought of myself as particularly graceful and agile. I don't fall a lot. Like, I'm rarely on the ground. Very few people have stories like that time they saw me fall. I have fallen. Obviously, I've fallen a few times. But it's pretty rare to someone to be like, oh, that time you fell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, there was that time when you were at your apartment and, like, you fell from a chair or something like that.

[Monet X Change]

No, you snatched. No, Taylor snatched the chair from underneath me. And you watched it happen, and you knew it happened. I did not fall off a chair. Taylor pulled a chair from beneath me that I was sitting in. And you all watched it happen. I did not, like, roll over out of the chair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is fake news. That is fake news. I've talked about this on here before. That is not what happened.

[Monet X Change]

You know that's what happened. Taylor moved on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not what happened.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor moved the chair. Taylor did not do it on purpose, but Taylor did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but say I did not.

[Monet X Change]

I did not fall off the chair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did fall off the chair from under me is not accurate. That's not. That's not what the story was like.

[Monet X Change]

I fell off a chair. I did not fall off of a chair. The chair was not there when I sat down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right, you fell. I mean, I redact your statement. No, I'm not redacting shit. But you talking about Taylor snatched the chair. So Taylor snatching the chair from under you denotes that you were sitting on it. And Taylor just.

[Monet X Change]

Ha, ha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got you, girl. We were all involved in the apartment.

[Monet X Change]

Denotes that I was on the chair, lost my balance, and hit the ground, which didn't happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were all in Bob's home, Taylor, Bob, and I. And Bob was running around getting ready. And then Taylor. I think you asked Taylor to help you something. He was helping you do something in your drag.

[Monet X Change]

And Bob was also getting ready. And then Taylor took a chair. I stood up to grab a wig or something. And then when I stood up, Taylor grabbed the chair that I was sitting in, sat in it, and then I sat down. That's what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think to me. Cause I was. I had a bird's eye perspective. I was looking at y' all getting ready. Cause I was not getting ready. And then the perspective I had was Bob was running late. So you're running around doing a bunch of things. I don't think you literally. I don't think the action was, I'm sitting down. I think it was more like, I'm getting up to go do something over here. And the intention was for you to always come back. When you came back, Taylor had moved the chair and he just went to go sit down and you fell on the ground.

[Monet X Change]

So you admit I didn't fall off the chair, which you said earlier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was doing a bit at the beginning. But then you stepped on Taylor. But then. But no, when you said Taylor snatched the chair from you. That's also not true.

[Monet X Change]

When I say it. When you do it, it's a bit. When I do it, it's, ooh, interesting. That's so interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vit. These nuts, girl.

[Monet X Change]

I just find that so interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know who I saw last night, who I hung out with?

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your old assistant. Luis. Yeah, Luis is. He's back in LA now.

[Monet X Change]

What did y' all do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Kim, Naomi and I went out to Akbar to go watch a show. And I was just there at the bar, and then Louise comes up. He's like, hey, girl. I was like, oh, my God, Louise. I was like, bitch, I have not seen Luis in five, six years. I was like, what's going on, girl? He's like. I was like, what you doing here in la? He's like, I moved back. I was like, you're back into you back in la. He's like, yeah, we're just catching up and the four of us, we just all hang out last night. It was such a. Such a fun little night last night. I'm so happy. I had a good time. It was very cute.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he finished grad school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what he did. Yeah. Look at you. Oh, look at you tapped in.

[Monet X Change]

I ran into Kim Chi's old assistant two nights ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was his name?

[Monet X Change]

His name was like AJ or CJ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

AJ. Yep. I remember AJ.

[Monet X Change]

AJ's a drag queen now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she really? What's her drag name?

[Monet X Change]

I do not remember. She did not tell me. I just know I was at the club. In the club. We all famous. I was at the club. I went to a bar. We were going to go to Roscoe's, but we heard music coming out, like, cheering. Nomi, we heard cheering coming. Oh, there's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's going on here?

[Monet X Change]

It's a drag show. Let's go in. It was a Taylor Swift night, and she hosts a Taylor Swift night at this one bar. And it was. And then she came over to me. She was like, I don't know if you remember me. I'm A.J. kim's assistant. Which I was like, I don't remember you doing drag, but I guess now I do. And she does a Taylor Swift night on the first Monday of every first Sunday of every month. Those shows always tickle me. On the third Monday of each fourth month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was my first gig at the Phoenix Bar Girl. My first gig. I had a bar at the Phoenix in the Lower east side. And it was the second. It was 1999 Tuesdays. It was the second Tuesday of every other month that it didn't rain. And I was like. But I was like, yes. My first.

[Monet X Change]

I came to see you one time. I remember. Me and Mitch came.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you come to. Did you come to see me do that?

[Monet X Change]

Really? Me and Mitch came to Phoenix. See. Yeah. Together. I think I've been to basically every gig you've ever had. Same. Before I was on Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same.

[Monet X Change]

It's not a competition. Money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying.

[Monet X Change]

I've been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say it was. I'm just saying. Also, I'm also. I'm saying that I've reciprocated.

[Monet X Change]

As I was saying, you were like, same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just reciprocal.

[Monet X Change]

Because I don't want to forget Monet. I'm taking it all in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I say that?

[Monet X Change]

That's what you just said about me earlier. You're like, I'm taking it all in. The way you're holding the mic, the way you're beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or the way. Wait, the way I'm beep, beep, beeping and booping.

[Monet X Change]

I said beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, ow. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, ow, beedy. I could have been a scat artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you are a scat queen.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, not particularly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess the question is, how many times. How many times do you need to be painted on until it becomes a fetish, you know?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know how to answer that question. I haven't really been painted. I haven't really been painted that many times in my life, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe two or three times in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I'm like the same. I'm Two times, and one is by this fucking cop I used to fuck. And in the Bronx, and he's always topped me. And then one night, he was like, I wanna be topped. I really want you to fuck me with your dick. And I was like, okay. And, girl, when I tell you, not even close to being ready, and I don't know why I thought he'd be ready. Like, that wasn't the intention going in, so, like, I should have had to. But then I was like, oh, he clearly wanted this, so maybe he's prepared. And as soon as I entered, I was regretting and so angry at everything. I was so annoyed. So annoyed.

[Monet X Change]

It's okay to stop and say, hey, let's clean up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. And he was like, no, no, no, let's keep on going.

[Monet X Change]

That's. He did it on purpose. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think he did it on purpose. I just. I just don't think he. I don't think he thought about what it takes to bottom. I think maybe. Maybe he thought that he was ready, but the further I went in, it was clear that it wasn't. I think, Pete, sometimes also, when you're not used to douching, you don't realize that how much time your body needs. And sometimes you have to do just a little bit and, like, let it settle for a second and, like, make sure again to make sure it's good. She probably just didn't know the intricacies of it, to be very honest.

[Monet X Change]

Well, sometimes you still have water in there you don't know about. Yeah, I once got on the train with water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, you left? Oh, so, like, you thought you got it all out, but you didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, oh, it's clear, let's leave. And then you parted and feel. Like I said. I was trying to say, oh, my God, what is happening? It was clear a second ago. And, baby, what made it out on the other side of the train was not clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah, wait, you basically sharted a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

No, I went to the bathroom. I went to this guy's house and went straight to the bathroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, girl, let me tell you, then

[Monet X Change]

I left immediately after. After decimating his restroom. I left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much water did you have left in there, girl?

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I had one of those big bulbs. Yeah, I was overzealous. He was a very, very hefty man, let's put it that way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. You know, there is sometimes, you know, bottoming and, like, Topps want you to keep the load in. And I'm like, no, I'm not keeping your fucking load in, because then I can't fart of my, like, without being scared that I'm gonna fucking shit Myself, like, I'm not farting. I'm not come farting for the next however many hours. Like, no, that's not a thing. I'm not keeping the load inside. I will always, as soon as the load is entered in me, I will always get it out.

[Monet X Change]

And on that extremely graphic note, let's take a short break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

you know, I don't really want to talk about my fitness journey on line at all, but I don't like working out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say that out loud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we will talk about it.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A question, Jacob, we can include.

[Monet X Change]

I'm saying we can. I know you. You didn't press this on me. And we can include this in the podcast. I just do want to say I do not like working out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I just completely. And the more time that you've done it now that you like on like a schedule, that hasn't changed the feeling for you?

[Monet X Change]

No, I've been working out. Not all the time, but I mean, I've been working out for years. Like years and years and years of my life. And I've never liked it. It has never been fun, ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So interesting. I generally have a good time.

[Monet X Change]

It's not a hoot. It's not a holler. It's uncomfortable. And it takes up so much of my day and it's just not fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you for coming on TED Talk, Jacob. Do you keep loads in?

[Monet X Change]

Not on a regular basis. That's not something I particularly enjoy. But I have, I guess, for the theater of it at least, like maybe

[Bob the Drag Queen]

two times the theater of it. That's a great performance. That's a good. The theater of it.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. There's only two types of people in the world. The ones who entertain and the ones who observe. And honey, Jacob's a put on a show kind of girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

This is my favorite one. Come on, do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. You have to fix that. Because there's something that you Want to fix this, though? This might be why your connection be crazy because your computer is doing this now.

[Monet X Change]

Did you catch that? Did you catch that? Did you catch that? Catch that. You could never try it. Try.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to. I'm not interested. Literally try anyway. I have a question.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, dear?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you one of those people that think that technology is like ruining kids?

[Monet X Change]

I'm glad that you stopped in that thing when you used to go, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

still do it, but I'm on the podcast. I'm not gonna do it on a podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I haven't heard you do it in years. When I used to do it all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's always very, very bothered.

[Monet X Change]

I literally cannot make them. I don't have the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is that so weird?

[Monet X Change]

It's upsetting. It's very upsetting. It's very upsetting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think technology, iPads ruining our kids, our minds is the new TVs. Like, as a kid, they will always. This is why I have such a weird relationship with books now. Because also it was to help me fix my speech impediment as a kid. So I'm happy for that part. Cause it helped out a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Your peach and spediment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It didn't completely inoculate it.

[Monet X Change]

What's a peach impediment?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It didn't completely cure my peach. My. Now I'm saying fucking peach, you fucking bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Your peach impediment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It didn't completely cure my speech impediment, but it did help a lot. Cause I've just in case you're new here. As a kid, I had a very, very heavy stammer, a very heavy stomach. I would be like, it was very bad. And then so my mom to help me out.

[Monet X Change]

We could have been friends, you and me, in school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We could have or we couldn't have.

[Monet X Change]

We could have. I mean, if we were the same age. We're not the same age. It would have been weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It would have been weird.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you're four years younger than me. So if you were in eighth grade and I was hanging out with a fourth grader, that'd be a little strange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my neighborhood, I hung out with people that were much older than me. Cause I was also a young kid

[Monet X Change]

in my neighborhood as a big group. So a bunch of kids would hang out. But usually when the groups broke up into the little groups, it'd be like the 8th graders. People would stay in their groups. If everyone's at the park. Yeah. I would play with the fourth graders as well. Even though I was in Eighth grade or sixth grade. But typically speaking, when we broke into smaller groups, I was not hanging out with the much younger or the much older kids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was. I was the youngest one in my neighborhood growing up. So there was one other person younger than me. His name was Quinn. He was a few years younger than me, but for the most part, he

[Monet X Change]

was so jealous of Quinn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause he was younger than me at that point. I wanted to be older. I wanted to be older so I can hang out with the big kids.

[Monet X Change]

You're still young. You're still jealous of Quinn. Describe Quinn. What does Quinn look like now?

[Advertisement Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not seen Quinn in years. But Quinn was skinny. Quinn. Quinn was short of me for the longest time. And then. You Puerto Rican? No, he's just a light skinned black guy. You were Puerto Rican?

[Monet X Change]

I thought she was Puerto Rican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Quinn had a growth spurt and Quinn got mad tall, like all of a sudden. And Quinn, you lived in the house? Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Yo, son, you making me mad tight right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was in St. Lucia, so they didn't have that accent. Oh. But Quinn was in the house next to mine. And so Quinn, we used to hang out often. Yeah. So what I was saying was I feel like iPads are ruining our kids. Or the new television is ruining like it's meltdown. It used to be books. They used to say that about books.

[Monet X Change]

When?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the 1920s, back when there was no TVs.

[Monet X Change]

Too many books. Like when the printing press was first invented and books were starting to become a thing. People are like, oh my God. People are just gonna spend all of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

their time reading books and it's gonna destroy society.

[Monet X Change]

That was a real concern. Like when the printing press was made. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know that. The more you know, there's this great

[Monet X Change]

video of this little girl being like, mommy, can I go to Chuck E. Cheese? And then her mom goes, chuck E. Cheese is closed. And the girl goes, hey, Google, what time does Chuck E. Cheese close?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that is not real.

[Monet X Change]

And then it's a video. And then she's like, it says, the little girl says. It says here the Chuck E. Cheese is open. I was screaming and her mom was like, well, you can't go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's sickening.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna see if I can find the video we can put it in. But that shit is so fucking. If I let me right now, if I would have been, I would have been that kid. Oh, for sure I would have been that kid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You for sure are, bitch. You're that kid.

[Monet X Change]

Now Ma, can I go to Chuck E. Cheese? Chuck E. Cheese ain't open. What time does Chuck E. Cheese. That shit sent me to the moon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bitch, that is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Open. You said what? Chuck E. Cheese is open. How did you get that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I pressed this little circle right here.

[Monet X Change]

It's Chuck E. Cheese opened. Chuck E. Cheese is open today from

[Bob the Drag Queen]

11am to 9pm Here are the hours for the rest of the week. I'm obsessed. And also, she knows the time too. Obviously, she can tell time because she knows at the time that it is currently open. So she like. So, Ma, what's good?

[Monet X Change]

It is so iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think. I mean, yeah, kids are really. Kids are going. Kids are fucking smart. Like, they. They're tech. A lot of kids are more technological than their parents.

[Monet X Change]

Chuck E. Cheese is open.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's also my thing about, like, having a kid and like, trying to, like, do all the things and the lock the locks and the guards, whatever. And these kids were like, motherfucker, I can fucking hack this shit, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I will go, I will go on

[Bob the Drag Queen]

TikTok as long as I want to, and you won't even know. That's the scary part.

[Monet X Change]

For me, there's gotta be a way to get kids to not be able to use their phones at a certain. Gotta be. You gotta be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, there is, but like, for example, I was on the Internet today. On the Internet? Like, I sound like I was on the Internet today.

[Monet X Change]

I was on the Internet today. You were on the world wide Web, weren't you, Monet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was on YouTube this morning and I was these. I'm like, I've been obsessed with these videos now. These dudes scamming hackers, scamming scammers. This guy. Oh, obsessed. This one, though, he found this hacker, this scammer compound in India, and he has logged into the CCTV of their security cameras and he's watching them watch him. And he is like, yeah, you over there in the brown shirt. Like, he is.

[Monet X Change]

It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is so good. And these scammers are like, wait, how is he doing this? And they can't forgot. Like, he's like fucking wading into the mainframe, shutting down their cameras, rerouting all the funds. I'm like, it's gonna be moment. Like, I'm sure some people's kids can do that. Maybe not as that intensely, but there are some kids that are probably very good on the computer that can do shit like that.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, he has someone's son.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So, like, what's stopping a 12, 13 year old from doing it,

[Monet X Change]

probably cognitive skills.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because. Bitch, they have cognitive skills. A 12, 13 year old, I don't think a 12.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, 12, 13 year old. I mean, there's probably some talented 12 or 13 year old who can do it, but typically speaking, probably not. But I mean, I do agree that it is really wild that I love watching these people scam. Scammers. Or I also love the ones who just. Who just waste their time. They just waste their time. Like, there's this one lady who does this really weird voice when she talks. Kind of breathes in. She, like, breathes in when she's talking. It's like. It's like her whole bit and she. She just wastes her time. So she'll be sitting in her home and they'll be. She'll like, I'm at Target. I'm trying to buy the gift card, but they won't let me. And then the guy's like, let me talk to the cashier. Then she'll be like, hey, it's me, the cashier. Yeah, you can't buy this gift card, but you can. She just sees how long she can keep them on the phone until they just give up and hang up on her. And honestly, it's pretty iconic. What was that? Is it a secret? Is it upsetting you watching Love is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blind drilling into this thing over here. And like, they had. They have to be out of here in an hour. So they're, like, trying to, like, fucking. It's like, oh, I just can't. I came out here to do it because they're drooling in the house under the thing.

[Monet X Change]

You like. They do this without your permission.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know they. But I mean, they have to get it done.

[Monet X Change]

You broke into your house. Start drilling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but, Bob. But, Bob, they are teaching coding in schools now. Again, I don't think it's as intense as scamming, coding, or whatever the fuck it takes to do all that. But kids are learning coding in school. Something that was not even. I mean, they say that we kind of learned coding loosely on MySpace, but,

[Monet X Change]

you know, maybe not at your school. But at my school, baby, we were learning. We had Mavis Beacon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, typing. That's not coding.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know it's not, but it's computer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like, what the fuck?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we did. We learned Microsoft Office. I can still make a spreadsheet to this day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but that's even that coding, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I had to do write in MLA format. Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can do APA and mla. I had to do Chicago. I can use Chicago too. I'm talking about Chicago. I don't know Chicago.

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I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apn. Mla though I had to do.

[Monet X Change]

I could not still write an MLA format.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even remember what the fuck I was doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could do it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure it's just like an indent in space. And I think honestly, it's been so long since I've written any kind of essay in any format that needed to be done. I wouldn't even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, yeah, I mean, I can do a spread. I do a spreadsheet for this thing. For this thing I was doing for me and Patty for a thing. And when I tell you. And I used to know a lot of the codes for Excel, like F5, Midas this. Boop boop.

[Monet X Change]

This thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot remember any of them again because I haven't used those skills in two decades probably, but two decades as well.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't even graduate high school two decades ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I did.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, I graduated high school two decades ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah, you're right. Oh my God. And let me aging myself. Thank you, Bob. And like probably like a decade.

[Monet X Change]

This year is my 20 year reunion and I'm not going to make it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. When is it?

[Monet X Change]

While I'm on this tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. And you're going to be in Columbus too.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't graduate high school in Columbus. I graduated high school in Atlanta. Atlanta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you're going to be. When I say, look at that. I mean you. Is it around the time you're going to be in that area?

[Monet X Change]

I can check the Facebook page. It was like a Facebook thing. I also wonder like, do these people even like remember me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what? Doesn't matter, girl. But if you do it, you have to go in full dragon.

[Monet X Change]

You have to stunt Morrow high school, class 2004. Like when is. Oh my God, I don't even remember when.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not. I didn't go to my 10 year reunion. I will absolutely go. But mine is different. Yours was such like a. My school was so gay. So me going to drag is not gonna be impressive. Like going to yours in drag sounds like it would so fun. Can I be your date?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, Morrow High School is a really massive school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not like a. I know so many people. You come in and drag. If I go to mine, probably like 8, 20 people in drag already. If you go to yours. I would venture to guess that no one else would be in drag besides you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we had a guy. I mean, rest in Peace. We had a guy in my high school who was up in full drags at high school. His name was Brian. Brian Conrad. No, Ryan Conrad. He had a twin named Brian Conrad. And shout out to Ryan Conrad for being a very queer out person. He passed away during the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

During COVID I remember you telling me about this person. Where's your first cell phone? My first cell phone was the Nokia. Do you remember the Nokia Blue Soap? No, blue. So I'm lying. That's. I'm lying. My first phone was the Virgin Mobile Kyocera. That's when Virgin Mobile was Kyocera too.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like happy. Do you remember the Merry Christmas Hannah Kwanzika too. You remember that? That whole campaign they did about the holidays. I definitely got my first cell phone.

[Monet X Change]

I got a Kyocera and mine had a flashlight, which was crazy at the time. For a cell phone to have a flashlight was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do we have the same cell phone? What age were you?

[Monet X Change]

I was 18.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your first cell phone was 18?

[Monet X Change]

Mm,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that seems late.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it. Just remember I'm four years older than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

So there's that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I had mine on.

[Monet X Change]

Like I didn't grow up wealthy and neither did I. So I couldn't have. No one bought me a cell. My mom didn't get me a cell phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if my mom got me mine. I can't remember if I got mine over my cell phone.

[Monet X Change]

You paid for your own cell phone? How old were you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. I was in middle school then.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't pay for it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you don't remember, you didn't pay for it. First of all. First of all, Miss Thing, I worked as a kid like I used to. When it was wintertime, it was snow. I would shovel almost every garage on my block and that was $25 a house. I would easily make.

[Monet X Change]

Like this feels pretty clear to me, but maybe it's not clear to you. I feel like you would remember if you paid for your first cell phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really don't remember. It was so long, Bob. I can't remember. It's life events that happened to me last week.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it just seemed like it's everything. I know I paid for my first cell phone and I worked as a child too, But I certainly 100% pay for my first cell phone with my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I may have paid for it. I think I may have because also cell phones weren't like you did or you did. Cell phones were not that expensive back then. Now you're looking at fifteen hundred dollars for a phone back then, like I feel like like a cell phone. Besides the psychic was, was bought for me. But I think the, the Virgin Mobile ones you could like they came a little plastic thing that you got at the store and those were maybe, maybe 200, maybe 100.

[Monet X Change]

So they gave a 13 year old a phone, a contract and gave you a phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I went with my mom, but I think I paid for them with my money. Like my mom probably took me to get it. But with Virgin Mobile, I don't know if Virgin Mobile you had to sign up like you did with AT&T. I think those were kind of like boot like phones you can get or what you call them, not burner phones you can get now. You can kind of just pick it up at the store. Let's take a break. We'll talk more about this.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I want to read a tweet that I saw today that, that, that stood out to me. What if and only if I can find it. If I don't find it. Also, by the way, if you're listening and you are in the the path of this hurricane traveling to this episode is going to come out after the hurricane has hit. But. Well, they're saying this is going to be the most catastrophic hurricane and in years and years and years. And the mayor of Tampa came out and said, if you stay, you will die.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

She goes, and I'm not being dramatic, you will. If you stay, you will die.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess some people want to stay with their things like, nah, we can ride it out. It's going to be good, girl. It's not.

[Monet X Change]

She was like, this is not one to write out. She's like, not this one. Don't ride this one out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your life is not worth it, girl. But yeah, I also posted, I put some reference, some resources I know because I think especially with Trump fucking having a gofundme for the thing, but only pledging, I think 3% or whatever, whatever fucking crazy shit this fucker is doing. I posted some reputable things on my story. I'm going to make it a highlight for the next couple of weeks or so where I've been donating and. Cause there's so many. It's so crazy that people take natural disasters or whatever when people in a time of need to make fake gofundmes so they can pocket the money for themselves. Just so crazy. So I know in times like this it's always kind of hard to figure out like what's real, what's not. And you don't want to run the risk of donating money to something and it goes to someone's line, someone's pockets, as opposed to helping people in need. So I'm gonna make it a habit.

[Monet X Change]

I can't find the tweet that I wanted to read, but if you were listening from last episode, we have 889 votes and 62% of people think that Family Matters is more popular than living single with 38%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting.

[Monet X Change]

I meant to say that on last episode, but I just forgot to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know my phone number off the top of your head?

[Monet X Change]

No. I don't even know the. I don't even know your area code.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I know your phone number.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't know why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why I have your number. I know my aunt's number. I know my mom's numbers. I know my mom or my home. My. My childhood home number. I know my brother's number. And I know your number. Weird. I don't know why. I don't know. There's never a time when you and I have been friends and I had to call you off of memory, but I know your number.

[Monet X Change]

I know my phone number, my former phone number, my mother's phone number, my childhood phone number. All the numbers I have locked in. I used to have so many locked in. Just locked in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're this.

[Monet X Change]

Don't say my phone number. Don't sign my phone number. I believe you. I trust you. I don't need. I don't need you testing the waters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're gonna bleep it.

[Monet X Change]

Sometimes they be. Sometimes they be forgetting to bleep shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that's true.

[Monet X Change]

They absolutely have forgotten to bleep stuff on our podcast before. It's okay to err is human. That's not like a call out. But sometimes people just forget to bleep stuff. You don't think they've ever forgotten to bleep something on this podcast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think. I think when they. I think when it's been missed. I don't think we communicated to believe it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm not interested in running the risk. Say your phone number. Cut your mouth and say your phone number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not saying my number. Why?

[Monet X Change]

I don't go to the doctor's office. They'll bleep it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No, Girl, sometimes they forget to bleep stuff on here.

[Monet X Change]

No. When they'll bleep it. Say your number. Can I say your number?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's happened before. They have forgotten to bleep stuff on here.

[Monet X Change]

Why won't you let me do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on. You don't even have my area code. So go ahead, try it. Do it.

[Monet X Change]

I have it here, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. No. Can you look it up?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you can do it from memory. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know your phone number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, then don't do it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even remember the name of the street you live on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I remember your old street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't even remember the name of your street you live on. I just get in the car and I say, google, take me to Monet's place. Actually, I don't say Google anymore. I just know how to get to your place or my place now. So I don't use Google for that anymore. Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why I'm not proud about it. But it's not a thing I'm proud of. But when I don't have to use. Besides, sometimes even though I know the way to get somewhere, I think maybe there's a faster way of. I don't know if there's some traffic that I'm aware of, but like for the most part around la, like going to like PG when I used to live in my old place, or like going by your place or like Naomi's or some other place. Like, I just know how to get there. But Andy, even though Andy knows to go down the block, he will put it into gps. I'm like, it's the target. Like you know where it is? Like, no. Like I need to see it on the GPS. Like, he will not go anywhere without GPSing it.

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I'm like, what? You know the target is two minutes away.

[Monet X Change]

Why does it matter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you know how to get there. There is. You don't need a gps. There's no traffic block or blockade that's going to happen.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know that it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's not.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think blockades come. You don't think traffic. You don't think accidents happen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is, but of course traffic happen. But there is no. I'm telling you, Bob, there are five. Five. The Andy does not need a fucking GPS to get to the target over here. He does not, but he just will not. There was no way. There's no way.

[Monet X Change]

Why bother you so much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's nowhere Andy will go on this world. Like, he won't GPS it.

[Monet X Change]

Does it like make your getting there slower?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't, I can't explain it just

[Monet X Change]

pisses me off that now that's valid. There are things that just piss me off and I really can't explain them no matter how hard I try. I often try to get back from somewhere without gps. Almost every time. I don't always make it. You know what? Jake would be down for the ride. Jacob be like, let's find out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob be down for a lot of stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is down. Jacob is a down ass bitch. That's for real. Jacob be like, let's figure it out. Boo. Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Remember that song I Wanna be on Chick? It was like down for you by Ja Rule?

[Monet X Change]

It was. I wanna be your Bitch, didn't it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I used to listen to the radio edit. I wasn't allowed to listen to the graphic one.

[Monet X Change]

Is that true?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for certain things. I mean, I wasn't allowed to. I would sneak and do it. Especially when YouTube got well, though, I don't think back then, a lot of stuff was on YouTube. When YouTube first came out, like, all music videos weren't on there, but some

[Monet X Change]

of the radio edits were actually better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like what?

[Monet X Change]

Let's get it started. Ha. Let's get it started in here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What's the. What goes with ha?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna let you go look up the original version. Let's get started. Listen to it in your ear, and then I want to get a live reaction of the original uncensored version of let's Get Started. And I cannot wait to see your reaction to it, because, honestly, what could it be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's get it started.

[Monet X Change]

Just wait. Don't try to guess. Don't try to figure it out before you go. Just go look it up and gag in your ear. Let's do it in your ear. Don't let them be. Are you listening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just said hi again.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, you're not. Listen. You're not listening to the original. I'm telling you, you're not listening to the original.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let it get. Let's get it started. Uncensored, original version. Am I just listening to the hook?

[Monet X Change]

I'll get it for you. Hold on. Ready for it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Jacob. I got it.

[Monet X Change]

So when y' all include that, don't include Jacob's audio. I. I want the audience to just see Monet's reaction, and then I want you to go do your own research. That is insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was also before we knew that, that, you know. No, it's when people used to say that word all the time.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, there are. There had already been national campaigns launched on TV about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, really?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. As a kid, we used to say the R word, not. Not realizing it was a bad word. What year was this song?

[Monet X Change]

I want to guess. 2003.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

2000. What?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't even get a chance to guess. That's crazy. 2003.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, 2003, I was 13, I think. Yeah, we still used to say the R word. I mean, I feel like I got consciousness of it when I was, like, in college maybe. Like, when I. Honestly. I remember when I started student teaching and we had a class, it was our Orff class, Carl Orff, and someone had said it, and then our teacher, Ms. Morrow, was like, hey, guys. And we had, like, a whole thing about the R word and, like, us being teachers and, like, going to schools. And that's when I gained consciousness that it was, like, not. Not okay to say.

[Monet X Change]

When I was in high school, we would say special needs or are learning disabled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When I was in high school, yeah. You could not say that word. I mean, you. It was only. I only knew it as a pejorative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, interesting.

[Monet X Change]

By high school, maybe my middle school. Yeah, it was definitely a pejorative for sure. In high. In New York, I was still saying, that's crazy. I mean, we all discover things at different times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, my favorite thing of. Bob likes to accuse you of this. I don't agree.

[Monet X Change]

What you laughing about? Sorry, sorry, sorry. I. I thought I was on mute because I have not eaten today, and I had. I didn't realize I had my mic on still.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what you heard was the sound

[Monet X Change]

of this bag of food rustling, and it wasn't me laughing. This podcast is not funny. I do not laugh at y'. All. Y' all are not funny to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I just wanted to be clear

[Monet X Change]

that I hadn't found something funny, and then I wasn't trying to. I. I do laugh at this podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's been documented.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, you're so funny. Treat that we get to work together. Well, you were saying something. I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. You interrupted me, and I don't remember what it was.

[Monet X Change]

I have. I'm sorry. Do you want to. Maybe I can jog your memory? It was about y' all using.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, phones. Bob used to have this character assassination of me that I want to debunk. What about how Bob was saying Monet loves taking phone calls in the middle of the room in front of everyone? I used to say, you do. I do not.

[Monet X Change]

But I. Literally, the last time we podcast, you were on a phone call with your contractor for, like, 10 minutes. Yeah, we have it on video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a podcast. Not in the middle of a room of people. I'm at my home in my fucking garage.

[Monet X Change]

But also, I feel like I can probably get. I feel like right now, unprompted, sight unseen, I could call three people and they would all corroborate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Do it. Do it, do it. Do it. You want me to. Yes. Okay. Let me. Let me just order my food first, because I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what is it? What is the question you ask? Because Bobby asking leading questions. What do you. What is the question? Let's talk about the framework.

[Monet X Change]

Answered the phone in the middle Of a room full of people. Will Monet in a room full of people who are already having a conversation, just get on the phone and start talking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know the thing. The question is, does Monet. Does Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. No, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because then the. Has Monet done it? So you say, does Monet always.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a thing she does?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So always.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a thing, you know, that Monet does not like Monet did it once. Is it like a thing that Monet does every time? In my living room, I have to say, monet, go in the hallway. You were in the living room several times. Like, Monet, go in the hallway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're not true, go ahead, ask. Who you calling?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, have you ever heard me tell Moneta to go in the hallway on the phone? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my life.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, in your life. Yes. I've. I've. I've always. I've. We've hung out for years.

[Monet X Change]

We're working on it. Don't worry. We're working on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, they're not gonna answer the phone because, you know, people don't like talking about you. And call Nick Smith. And Nick Smith.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that was me calling your boyfriend, but he's probably working right now. Oh, Andy on a work call. What's up? I got a swift response. I need you on the podcast. And if Andy. Honestly, if Andy says it. And don't try to text. Put your hands up. Don't try to text Andy. And say, lie for me. Hands up, bitch. Put your hands where I can see them. Hold on. Hey, Andy, I have a quick question for you. Sure. Do you have any experience with Monet, like, talking on the phone in a room full of people? Like just taking a phone call in the middle of a room? Maybe in a car? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I have.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Thank you, Andy. Have a good day. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but that's not the question. Have I done it? Yes. I'm not saying I have not done it. You would say that. I always do it. That's not so.

[Monet X Change]

That does not count. You don't do it every single time. It is a thing you do. No, because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that was the question. You changed the question already. No, you change the question. You're framing the question different than what we talked about.

[Monet X Change]

You're on the podcast. Quick question. Do you have any experience with Monet taking phone calls in the middle of a room full of people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taking a phone call in a middle of a room full of people?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, if you're in the. If you're With Monet. Monet's like, if we're all hanging out in the living room, and Monet just, like, takes a phone call in the

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middle of the room,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you're leading the witness.

[Monet X Change]

I could see that happening, but no,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, particular instance is coming to mind. My thing is that she'll play music when everyone's in the room.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, she does. She does play music in the car. You're right. She does. Watch TikTok in the car. Thank you, Kennedy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so you're wrong. Okay, so Kennedy first, all you can

[Monet X Change]

do is try to negate. Which, by the way, the other one was the guy who lives with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but again, you changed the question. We. And there's ocular proof. There's auditory proof, but we said, this is the question, and you just changed it.

[Monet X Change]

Final one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's. You have.

[Monet X Change]

I was going to say, do you have experience with Monet doing this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it a thing? That's not the question. Is it a thing?

[Monet X Change]

I have. Tyler Funicelli, Monet's assistant. Tyler, do you find that Monet is the kind of person who will take a phone call in a room full of people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet will take a phone call in the middle of a conversation.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you very much, Emmy award winner Tyler Funicello.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you so much for giving me

[Monet X Change]

a job, Monet, though. All right, bye. And Kennedy says she could see it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

happening because you changed the question. You changed the question. We literally sat here and be like, this is the frame of the question. And you got on the phone and just changed your mind.

[Monet X Change]

Also. Also, Jacob agreed, too, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but we said we were calling through. We're not asking.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob agreed. Money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob also said yes. I have experienced that with money before, but I've also been hanging out with you and Jacob. Well, with Jacob for the past five years.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever seen Jacob do it? Have you ever seen Jacob do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I have seen Jacob answer the phone his mom on before.

[Monet X Change]

No. Seen Jacob take a phone call. I don't mean his mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. Monet, explain to me what you saw Jacob do. Explain it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rolls Ritz called, and then Jacob took the phone call, and he put it on speaker, and then she talked to you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's not what we're talking about. Monet, you will take a call on your phone, not speaker. Everyone's still in the living room talking or watching a TV show or playing video, and you are just sitting there on the phone, just talking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Mm. And I say, monae can you step in the hallway, please? I've asked you more than once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To me, yes, that happened once, but it's not a thing I do.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever seen Jacob do that ever? Once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember, but I will say, I have seen you do that.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever seen Jacob. Have you ever seen me do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I have seen you do it. You absolutely have. I step into the hall on you. No, that's not true. I've seen it happen. You are.

[Monet X Change]

You are making up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am not making it up. I have seen you do it before. Anyway, when does it get bogged down?

[Monet X Change]

I will answer a phone on speak. Say, hey, you're on the speaker with me and Monet. And so. And so you have not put the phone to my ear. You have a private conversation. You have never seen that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I have seen that before.

[Monet X Change]

Name one time it happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. Girl, I don't remember the expensive time that you have done that before.

[Monet X Change]

100. Well, then try, try, try.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've done it before. Anyway, we're gonna get into the thing over here.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, we already clocked. It's something you do, by the way. You know how you can fix it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a thing I do.

[Monet X Change]

You can fix it by not doing it anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a thing I do, though. So that's. It's incorrect.

[Monet X Change]

So Andy's lying, and you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You change the question again. And everyone has seen this. They're watching this in real time.

[Monet X Change]

You call Andy and ask him your

[Bob the Drag Queen]

way how you change the question. So everyone has seen you do it. Literally. We all saw that. You and I decided on the thing, and you changed it last minute. We've all lied.

[Monet X Change]

This is JD Vance level of lying. We need fact checkers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the bitch. Y' all the one quoting the Post.

[Monet X Change]

We need fact checkers on this podcast because you are at a JD Vance level of lying, of spinning. You need to go in the spin room after this, which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we talk about how. Which was a problem I had, how they decided to just not fact check the vice president debate. I'm like, I don't understand why it's an option to not fact check it. Like, why is that even a thing? Like, it should just be fact checked. Like, we're not going to fact check the vice president. Why?

[Monet X Change]

Donald Trump is the first presidential candidate to not go on 60 Minutes in almost, like, since the 60s, basically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, basically in, like, in 80 years. Why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is 60 Minutes an important black.

[Monet X Change]

Because he didn't go on because he said he wants an apology for the last time he was there. And he does not want them to fact check. He's like, if you're going to fact check and if you will not apologize, I will not. The woman who interviewed me last time needs to apologize and you cannot fact check me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait.

[Monet X Change]

But they were like, no and no,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

he wasn't on it before, but he. Wait, so he has done it before then?

[Monet X Change]

He did it. He did it last time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you mean he is the first he, as, as a, as a, as a presidential nominee to not go on the show?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's the first. For the first time since like the 60s, a main party presidential candidate has turned down going on 60 Minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Monet X Change]

And there's obviously not gonna be another debate. So this is one of those big moments. A lot of people tune into 60 Minutes and see Kamala Harris went ahead with it and they basically reported the whole thing. They were like, this is what happened. Here's the emails. This is where he said this. This is where he said this. This is where he said this. And because we're fact checking and because this lady will not apologize to him, Donald Trump does not want to do an interview with us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kamala Harrison, she's gonna be on the View.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand why Trump supporters wouldn't be like, that's weird. That's suspicious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because, Bob, they have been. They believe the dream that that is left wing propaganda. And it's not that he don't wanna be fact checked. The news that they're ingesting that they receive tells them that Donald Trump is righteous and what he says is correct and that what the other shit is like. They're getting the exact opposite information of us. So they don't see it that way. Like, that's what I've. That's. Which is. Which is. Which is the part that makes me feel crazy that they don't. That they feel like that is not that. That, that is not reality.

[Monet X Change]

There is a woman spending nine years in prison because of how much she believed Donald Trump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

Nine years in prison because she just believed the. Out of Donald Trump. That's wild to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy. But they just.

[Monet X Change]

I have a theory what a lot of these maggots, they have given up a lot of. They have lost a lot to be maga. They've lost relationships, friendships, probably jobs, probably. Probably so much stuff, opportunities because they are so maga. And now they know it's bullshit. But they can't give it up, because if they give. If they stop believing it, then all of it was for nothing. If they stopped believing, all of MAGA was for nothing. So who will they be without that red hat? That red hat is so much of their personality, is so much of who they are. When they put that hat down, they have nothing left. When Trump loses this next election and he's not campaigning anymore and he's too old to run for president again, what are they gonna fucking do? Who are they gonna be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that these people, the Maggots, as they're affectionately called, are people like. Even when you see something like Jordan Kepler, they go to these rallies and we've all seen the viral Buddhism. We were like, how could we? We heard that Joe Biden lists all these things, but it's really some of the things that Trump has done. And then they flip. And I'm like, well, those are actually Trump policies. Trump thinks this. Like, they. You see them in real time being like, oh, well, I mean, I just, you know. But he's still Donald Trump. I just think that these people, again, they don't believe, like, they're hearing Jordan Kepler say it and he's presenting them with facts, but they're just like, no, that's not true. Even though they showed him the thing that you just agreed to that, you know, has happened is really what Trump did, but they just be like, nope. Like, they do a switch off with their brain that they just think that they're being lied to and Trump is the most virtuous person that they know. It's kind of wild.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's called cognitive dissonance. And I think it's really. It should be alarming to them that this man has created a narrative that he is the only person they can trust. He has given them so much distrust in the media that I actually fear that it is now spreading over into liberal and leftist spaces where they are also being like, I don't trust the media. I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My.

[Monet X Change]

I go to independent journalists. A lot of those independent journalists are not journalists. They are hobbyists. They're entertainers. Journalism is an actual, real skill. It is an actual, real job that people go to school for years and years to learn. Journalism is not what Alex. What's his name, Alex Jones was doing on Infowars. What Ben Shapiro is doing is not journalism. He's not a journalist. Candace Owens is not a journalist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Alex Jones is fucking paying a hefty price for that journalism, too.

[Monet X Change]

About, oh, millions and millions, hundreds of millions. Millions of dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So y' all want to just believe these people? If you want to. You're going to end up just like Alex Jones. Paying the Pied Piper for your missing. For spreading down.

[Monet X Change]

You're going to end up like that county clerk who's in prison for nine years because she wanted to do her own research.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

And. And how? And was it worth it? Let me work it. Put your sentence down, flip it, and there's no reversing it because you're doing the full time. You're going to prison. You're going to prison. Prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't do it. Why are you yelling at me?

[Monet X Change]

She's in prison. You know, and the sad thing is, I think about people like this sometimes. And whenever I look at someone, I always think to myself, I could have easily been you. I could have ended up being you. If I had all your experiences, I would have been just like you. I would have been in prison for nine years because I'm bullshit. I believe when the president told me that the election was stolen, that could have been me in prison. I could have fell for that. Well, you've fallen for a scam before. I've fallen for a scam before. Everyone's fallen for a scam before. But luckily, my scam didn't end. Didn't, you know? I mean, I lost some money. You know what I mean? You got arrested. But I didn't have to go to prison for nine years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think.

[Monet X Change]

God damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's a little different. I think that when you are choosing and behaving in cognitive dissonance, and when you presented with the scams that I fell for, had I been presented with logical information and just did research, I probably not would have fallen for them. The scams I've fallen for is because I was being ignorant to the facts of the situation. I just decided to believe, as opposed to something like these or these people. There are mountains, truckloads of information that have disproved everything that Donald Trump and his followers believe in. But you're still choosing to engage in it because at your core, there is some level of hatred and all these things that you are choosing to side with when you side and align yourself with someone like Donald Trump.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I think I. I think he's gonna end up going to jail. I think. I think Donald Trump knows he's about to lose this election and he's panicking and he's just. He's spiraling. I mean, he called for go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, the fact that all these fucking court cases. How, how this motherfucker, like the crucial one, the one Georgian, somewhere else, the rig ones, I would have put his ass. That would probably put him in that. That was supposed to be tried before the election. How his team was able to push those to after the election to try to. So that he wouldn't have to serve time is crazy. Like, again, a failure of our legal system that this shit is able to happen. Like the ones that were, I don't wanna say inconsequential, but the ones that had less consequences happened before the election and the big ones they got pushed to later is crazy. The fact that he was able to do that is unfair.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, also, they'll ignore stuff like the fact that on true social. Donald Trump called for a united Reich, which is a specific. Which is a term that is incredibly loaded. It is referring. Let's say it was a term used in Germany during a very specific time period. Calling for a united Reich is insane. That's insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

They don't find it weird that I think now there are 16. I think I might get the numbers wrong. Cabinet members and former employees for Trump who are either in jail are waiting for their sentences.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You think this man is surrounded by criminals and he just not one of them. You think everyone around him is doing crime, but he wasn't doing no crime.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

There have been over 30 former cabinet members and employees who come out and be like, I know this man, and I'm telling you right now, he should not be the president, including the Vice President of the United States, Mike Pence, who I feel would know. Mike Pence was like, this guy should not be president. If you can trust anyone in the world, I would be like, wow, maybe Mike Pence is onto something. Yeah, well, what are the chances that everyone else is evil and you just happen to be the one good guy and everyone else is evil?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of me and my friend group.

[Monet X Change]

You're the one. I'm the one. You're the innocent one. So you're saying you're the Donald Trump with the friend group

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and you are the. And you are the Rudy Giuliani.

[Monet X Change]

What I heard was you're the Donald Trump of the Frank group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the Rudy Giuliani.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Steve Bannon over there.

[Monet X Change]

I'm the Mike Pence. I'm the one who turned it around. In the end. I got it together. It took me a while, but I got it together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mike Pence is still a bad person.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm gay just like Mike Pence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta start some drama. Ben Shapiro is going to clip this and come for your ass on Twitter.

[Monet X Change]

Ben Shapiro gonna fucking eat my ass after the gym. Clip that. Ben Shapiro after.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

After workout, too. No hooking up. Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro gonna eat it.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I said. Ben Shapiro can eat my ass after the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Wet ass P word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wet ass.

[Monet X Change]

B word. That's a Ben Shapiro quote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some wet ass P word. Oh, wait, he said that in reference to wall.

[Monet X Change]

He's reading wap. And he goes, wap, Wap. Wap. That's some wet ass P word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Got a bucket and a mop for

[Bob the Drag Queen]

some wet ass P word. All right, guys, this is a great episode about. I don't know what we were talking about. We're talking about phones a lot this episode, so I hope you guys enjoyed our talk about phones. Also, I want to say this for those of you who at this point, comment and be like, they just talked about this for two, bitch. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. I've been seeing the comments. I'm like, they only talked about phones for like two minutes. Yes, bitch. Welcome to the show.

[Monet X Change]

Some folks are new here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are new here.

[Monet X Change]

Also, those of you who are new here, me and Monet only do watchery for Drag Race and All Stars. We do not do uk. We have done stuff in the past.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't.

[Monet X Change]

We're not those girls. You get two watcheries a year. UK. I mean, not UK All Stars and RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See Bob spreading misinformation down Under.

[Monet X Change]

Thailand, Amsterdam, Canada, Mexico, Dragula, Camp Wanikiki, and America's Got Global All Stars. Global All Stars are the only things we do. Those are the ones we do. I'm kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, guys, I say it just in case some of you made it to the end of this. You're listening, Bob and I have a very, very sickening Patreon. Like when I tell y', all, the amount of content we are pushing out is impressive for two bitches that are

[Monet X Change]

emphasis on the cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you wanted to be on our Patreon getting early releases to all of our content, seeing the full videos, go to siblingrivery Support or just Google Bob and Monet. Patreon. And you will get a link to our Patreon. You can join. We have a couple of tiers and you can get all our early releases and all our content.

[Monet X Change]

Girls, look at our stuff. You will get early episodes of Monat Talks. You'll get early YouTube videos from Bob the Drag Queen. You will get early pretty much anything that we. Any merchandise that we sell, you'll get first dibs at it. Also, with all of our live shows, you get first dibs as well. We still do zooms. Not all the time, but we still do zooms with everyone. And honestly, my favorite part is you get to engage in the tiebreakers to decide who's right about what. And it usually goes my way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna dignify any of what he just said.

[Monet X Change]

Shorty, swing my way sure looks good to me. Now, would you also. I ate your ass on that. On that little challenge. Because it's actually not about colorblindness. It's hue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but who is. Let's. But let's. Well, let's look at the views, though. Let's look at the views.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Let's look at the views from the singing challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, let's look at the views. Oh, no, we're just. See, here he goes. Shit in the goalpost. Let's look at the goal.

[Monet X Change]

Let me grab my food. Hold on. Let's do a jump cut. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. You know, they did not bring that food up to the door. You're gonna have to go to the fucking. You're gonna have to go to the corner of the block to get your food.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm happy to concede. So what you're telling me is that the views are what makes it more successful? Is that what we're judging it by?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm talking about only the color one is what I'm talking about.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I said.

[Monet X Change]

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were talking about the color one. Now, you wa.

[Monet X Change]

Because in. In that case, I ate your ass on the singing challenge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. No, your. Okay, first of all, yeah, if I did seven of them like you.

[Monet X Change]

I did my. My singing video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to the first one that had, like, devoured you. Go to the first one, cuz you did four of them first.

[Monet X Change]

The one with me and Jared Goldstein. I'm talking about me and you. When we were challenged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first one that you challenged me. The one you challenged me. Let the. You've been eating alive my name.

[Monet X Change]

You've been eating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You challenged me, cuz.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll go to it myself.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, you've been destroyed. 4.1 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go to the one that you challenge me?

[Monet X Change]

4.1 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you deleted it. You deleted the one you challenged me.

[Monet X Change]

I did not. It's still there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is it?

[Monet X Change]

Tell me you don't know how to use TikTok without tell me you don't know how to use TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Nine. 979,000. What do you challenge me? So, the direct. Our direct one. I had more views than you.

[Monet X Change]

4.1 Millie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about her, though? What about her, though?

[Monet X Change]

What you're doing is moving the goal post.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're not moving the post. You're moving in.

[Monet X Change]

I understand why you would do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are pushing that goal post up.

[Monet X Change]

It makes it so you can win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is you.

[Monet X Change]

When I get it, it makes it so you can win. This is the goalpost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You did it earlier when we discussed that. You talk on the phone in the middle of the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. You literally changed the question after we agreed on a question, which was. Honestly, that was the craziest part. That was the craziest part. You just changed it. I was sitting here like, this is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I'm at a fucking vice presidential debate.

[Monet X Change]

You just. You know what? That being said, I'm gonna let you live in. Living in your little land or where

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you live,

[Monet X Change]

and I'm gonna eat my motherfucking chicken wings, and I'm gonna tell

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy on that ass that you eat chicken wings.

[Monet X Change]

I give a motherfuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would tell Andy on that ass. He told you eat more protein and you were overheating.

[Monet X Change]

5. Protein. What do you think chicken is? What do you think chicken is? Calcium.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Potassium.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Popeyes offer a grilled option?

[Monet X Change]

Now, you know fried chicken is protein, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but with drifting, you know, so, you know, you want to have protein without the fats. That's how weightlifting works.

[Monet X Change]

What you want to do is mind your fucking business. That's what you actually want to do. And on that note, thank you for coming on my show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goodbye.

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